Noble Blood - The Safavid Princess in Power
Episode Date: June 28, 2022When the Shah of the Safavid empire died in 1576, three of his sons would eventually become Shah. But the real power behind the scenes was their sister, Pari Khan Khanum, a brilliant strategist and po...litical thinker who maintained control of the kingdom until it led to her tragic death. Support Noble Blood: — Bonus episodes, stickers, and scripts on Patreon — Merch! — Order Dana's book, 'Anatomy: A Love Story' and pre-order its sequel 'Immortality: A Love Story'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All throughout Kazvin, the capital of the Safavid Empire, it was rumored that Shah Tamasp I was dying.
The news came as no real surprise. The Shah had been ill for more than two years, and he had come
close to death several times. No, what people were talking about now was the fact that the Shah,
even after those two years spent on the brink of death, still had not declared a successor.
Successions are often the most vulnerable time for any government, and things in the Safavid Empire,
which had a border extending past present-day Iran,
were particularly fraught in the spring of 1576.
Shah Tamasb had spent much of his 52-year reign
quelling tribal uprisings.
With his death, it seemed likely that such fighting could break out again.
Even worse, in the absence of a clear endorsement from the Shah,
tribal leaders in the empire had rallied behind two different camps.
for their next leader, both sons of Tamsp.
If Tamsp did not choose between his sons before his death,
if the transition didn't run smoothly,
if a strong leader didn't immediately take the throne,
many feared that civil war would break out.
As whispers over the Shah's condition intensified,
the two candidates, Prince Haydar and Prince Ismail,
rallied their respective troops.
Heidar was in the palace at Kazvin alongside his dying father, while Ismail was some 300 miles away,
imprisoned in Qua Qua Quasal. Despite his distance, many of Ismail's supporters were also in Kazvin,
and the situation between his supporters and Haydair supporters grew tense and tenser throughout April 1576.
On May 15th, the news that everyone had been anticipated,
finally came. Shah Tamasp had died the night before, and no successor had been chosen.
We don't know why Tamasb never publicly declared a successor, perhaps having escaped death
multiple times before he mistakenly thought he would do so again. But one thing was clear.
The empire now stood on a precipice. After 75 years, was the same.
Safavid dynasty going to descend into chaos? Would a battle between two brothers lead to ruin for the empire?
Who would emerge victorious and take the seat of the Shah? With all eyes on Haidar and Ismail,
many missed that it was not the princes who were pulling the strings at the palace. It was their
sister, Princess Perry Khan Khanum. It was she who held the fate of the empire in her hands.
Over the next two years, she would emerge as a force to be reckoned with,
a political mastermind whose decisions would shape the Safavid dynasty,
but eventually lead to her own untimely, tragic death.
I'm Dana Schwartz, and this is Noble Blood.
To understand Princess Parikhan Hanum's rise and fall,
it's important to understand the world she lives.
lived in. The Safavid dynasty originated from a group of Sufis or Islamic mystics who came from
what is now northwestern Iran. The group became known as the Safavids after their founder, a 14th century
spiritual leader named Safi al-Din. After Safi al-Din's death in 1334, leadership of the movement
passed from father to son. By the mid-15th century, the group had become more militant,
intent on spreading Shia Islam through military conquest. Under Sheikh Heidar, who led the Safavids
from 1460 through 1488, many members of the group adopted a tall, narrow scarlet hat with
12 sides to commemorate the 12 imams who are the cornerstones of Shia Islam. This
their Turkish enemies to call them Kizbosch or Redheads, a name the group soon adopted as their own.
I know it gets just a little complicated here, but Kizovash, who were in fact an assortment of different tribes,
served as the military backbone of the Safavids, and their leaders were enormously influential.
When Heidar was killed in 1488, the Safavids retreated somewhat, only to experience a striking resurgence under the leadership
of Haydhar's 13-year-old son, Ismail.
Those names probably sound familiar,
but this is all background,
happening about a century before our brothers,
Haydar and Ismail.
So let's just do that quick clarifier.
Like many royal dynasties,
the Safavids liked to pass down royal names.
The 1400s, Haydar and his son, Ismail,
are the ancestors of our Peri Khan Hanum,
who had brothers,
Hedar and Ismail,
living during the 1500s, the siblings with the dying father who didn't name a successor.
But flashback, back to their ancestors, and background Ismail is rallying thousands of Kizabash troops
in the summer of 1500 to avenge his father.
After defeating the group responsible for his father, Heidar's death,
Ismail continued on, acquiring enormous swatches of territory, including much of the land east of modern-day Turkey
and west of modern India.
By 1501, Ismail had been crowned as Shah of Iran, and the Safavid dynasty was born.
The royal family was multi-ethnic and multilingual.
Shaws normally took multiple consorts, often from different ethnic groups, such as the Georgians,
Circassians, and Pontic Greeks.
The Safavit Shaws were patrons of the arts.
The dynasty's artists created marvel.
of mosaics and mirror tiles, stunning illustrated manuscripts and beautiful calligraphy.
They valued education and religious piety, beauty and tradition, military prowess, and strategic
thinking. So now we fast forward. It was in that environment that Peri Khan Khan Khanum was born in
August 1548. She was the second daughter of the second ruler of the Safavid dynasty.
Shah Tamasp the first. Pari's mother, Sultan Agha Khanum, was the second wife of the Shah.
If you're wondering about the shared matrilineal last name, it's a little bit misleading.
Khanum is a term that can loosely translate as princess, and so it was a royal surname shared
by many royal women. During her earliest years, Perichan Khan Khan was raised under the guidance of
a tutor, Khali Khan, who provided her with an excellent
education. In a court that valued artistic skill and intellect, this upbringing served the princess
well. Her intelligence soon caught the eye of her father, who made sure that she was trained in a range
of fields, from poetry to jurisprudence. It became clear that this brilliant, clear-headed princess
was her father's favorite daughter. Mamouda Fushtya Nhatanzi, a Safavid historian who lived at the
same time as Perry Khan Hanum recorded that, quote,
the Shah would act according to her advice and approbation in affairs minor and major,
financial and administrative.
All the important affairs of the Shah, from politics and international relations to the
rules and customs of monarchy, were carried out according to that wise and just
princess's opinion and recommendation, and nothing was done without her knowledge and consent.
end quote. She was also known as a talented poet and a passionate patron of the arts, who commissioned
many works. When she was ten, she was betrothed to a cousin, Prince Badi al-Zaman, but she never
traveled to his home in Sistan. It was believed that her father wanted to keep his beloved daughter
close. Despite the royal family's willingness to educate its daughters and the Shah's willingness
to take political advice from them,
it was still taken for granted that a man would succeed Shah Tamas found the throne.
By 1574, when the Shah fell seriously ill for the first time,
two of Pari Khan Hanum's brothers, Haidar and Ismao,
were seen as the frontrunners,
each supported by different tribes within the Kizelbash.
Shah Tamas' eldest son, Muhammad Kodabanda,
was blind by this point due to an illness, which,
in the Safavid culture disqualified him from ruling.
Next in line would naturally be the second son, Ismail,
but he faced a slight obstacle.
He had been imprisoned since 1554 by his father
for reasons that are not entirely clear,
perhaps because his father thought that he was disloyal,
or perhaps because he was known to take male lovers.
Nevertheless, Ismail had many supporters,
including his sister, Perichan Khan Khanum.
Ismail's main opponent to the throne was his half-brother, Heidar,
about whose early life not much is known.
Many of Haydard's supporters did so because of his Georgian heritage via his mother.
As the Shah grew sicker,
Haydard and his supporters worked to ingratiate themselves with the Shah.
Haydar attended to his father closely and made sure to be at his side
on the night of May 14th,
comforting the Shah as he slipped away.
On the morning of May 15th,
once news of the Shah's death had spread through Kazvin,
Haydhar decided he needed to take immediate action.
Though Ismail was still imprisoned, hundreds of miles away,
Haydard needed to consolidate his own power.
He did so by striking at the center of Ismail's support.
He detained Princess Perichan Khanam in the palace.
It was a dangerous moment for the princess.
Haydar could have easily killed or imprisoned her for her disloyalty.
After all, she had openly supported his brother.
But Perichan Khan Khanam saw an out.
Haydar needed support, and she could offer it to him.
Exander Begmunchi, another contemporary Safavid historian,
wrote that Perichan Khan Khanam threw herself on the ground before Haydar saying,
quote,
Women are foolish creatures.
If in my stupidity and short-sightedness,
I have been guilty of any misdemeanor,
I beg you to pardon me and spare my life.
In that event, I will follow the path of obedience to you
and will not deviate by so much as a hair's breadth
from the court of conduct which is pleasing to your highness,
end quote.
Then she bent over and kissed her brother's feet.
Laying it on a little thick,
but effective. Moved by her words and recognizing the importance of her support,
Haydhar accepted Perry Khan Khanun's apology. On the condition that she secured the support of her brother
Solomon Mizra and her uncle Samkal Sultan, Perry Khanhanum agreed and said she needed to leave
at once to convince her brother and uncle to join Haydar. Hadar granted her permission to go.
Certain that he was now safe to proceed, Haydar placed
his father's crown on his head and declared himself Shah.
To back up his claim, he presented a document that named him successor.
The document bore what looked like the royal seal,
but opponents noted that the handwriting did not quite look like Tamasps.
It was a dramatic step towards assuming the throne,
but it was a short-sighted one.
Every night, the palace guards were selected from different tribes of
the Kiselbash. This measure assured that no one tribe would have dominant presence within the palace.
On May 15th, the night that Heidar made his immediate move, the guards were all from tribes
that supported Ismail. Haydar might have been wearing the crown, but he was surrounded by
enemies, ones who then refused to open the palace gates to let Heidar's supporters in, or Heidar himself
out. Another dangerous force was gathering outside the palace. These men, supporters of Ismail,
possessed a secret tool that would soon change the balance of power, and it had been provided to them
by the very woman who had just kissed her brother's feet in a show of loyalty. Unbeknown to Heidar,
as soon as Perichan Khananum had gotten outside the palace gates, she had run to Ismail's supporters
and presented them with a set of keys to the palace.
Soon, the men stormed through the gates, calling for Hedar's blood.
Hedar, hearing the cries, dressed in women's clothing and hid among a group of women leaving the palace.
But he was quickly found out.
Ismail's supporters captured Hidar and executed him.
His severed head was thrown out of the palace for his supporters to see.
He had not even been shot for one full day.
With Heidar dead, Ismail had an easy path to victory.
But he was still on the road to Kazvin at this point,
and in the meantime, the work of the state had to continue.
The various nobles and government officials needed someone to make decisions
on administrative and financial issues.
In other words, they needed someone to rule,
and who better than the woman who had,
in essence, determined the outcome of the succession crisis.
For the next month and a half, while Ismail was working his way toward the capital,
Perry Khan Khanum served as de facto regent, and her authority was unquestionable.
Her position seemed secure.
She was confident that her influence and power would only continue once Ismail arrived in Kazvin.
After all, he owed her, didn't he?
Ismail and his party came to the edge of Kazvin after 20 days of traveling, in late spring,
1576.
But he did not enter the city immediately.
Like many Safavid royals, he was a fervent believer in reading the signs of the stars,
and he would only enter Kazvin once his astrologer told him that the time was right for a coronation.
While he camped out, Perry Khan Khanum continued to serve as ruler,
giving audiences to nobles who would meet first with the princess and then travel to Ismail's camp outside the city for an audience with the prince.
Ismail's 20-year-long imprisonment had left him paranoid and distrustful.
Though Perichan Khanam was responsible for his victory, Ismail did not fully believe in her loyalty.
After all, she was the most beloved daughter of their father, the same father who had sent Ismail to
prison, and his suspicions only deepened in his weeks spent on the outskirts of town as he watched
his sister's influence grow. After more than a month as regent, Perry Khan Khanum had set up a court
of sorts, replete with the same regal rituals and customs that her father's court had followed.
nobles and servants alike, behaved with deference to the princess, accorded her respect,
performed ceremonies on her behalf, and obeyed her decisions.
Ismail, seeing all of this, was furious.
The historian, Exander Begmundschi, records that Ismail gathered all of the nobles around
and berated them.
Quote, have you not understood, my friends, that interference in matters of state by women
is demeaning to the king's honor, and that for men to associate with women of the Safavid royal
house is an abominable crime, end quote. This censure quickly shut down the nobles' practice
of visiting Perichan Khan Khan. In fact, it shut down all practice of anyone visiting her.
From that point on, she was kept in isolation in her home, with only royal guards for company.
It was not only Perichan Khanun that Ismail was suspicious of.
Early on in his reign, he became convinced that the only way to secure his grasp on the throne
was to eliminate all competition, and he quickly said about doing so mercilessly.
On one day alone, he had six princes murdered.
First was Prince Ibrahim, an artist, poet, and musician, who was strangled.
His wife was so distraught by the death that she destroyed Ibrahim's entire library and precious art collection
so that the Shah could not have his treasures, and she worked herself into such a frenzy while destroying her husband's possessions
that she herself died later that month. Then came Prince Mohammed Hosian, who was first blinded and then put to death.
Next was Prince Mahmoud, who was thought dead after strangulation, but awoke, as who's who's
corpse was being prepared for burial, and so then he was killed again. Then the Shah had Mahmoud's
infant son killed two. Two more princes were brought to the palace and put to death later that same day.
Ismail's killing spree didn't end there. He ordered the deaths of nearly all remaining male members
of the immediate royal family, Prince Bari al-Zaman and his royal son, Baram, and then Prince Hassan,
son of Ismail's brother. By this point, only one prince who had been blinded, but whose life had been spared,
and the already blind Mohamed Kodabanda survived. It's thought that Ismail was less concerned with
Mohamed Kodabanda because he had gone blind long ago and because his remaining sons were still very young.
Ismao perhaps also felt a sense of loyalty to his blind older brother, since they shared the same mother.
But neither motivation proved quite strong enough.
Soon the Shah ordered Muhammad and his sons to be placed under house arrest,
and it was rumored that Ismail was planning on having them put to death.
But before that could happen, Ismail died suddenly on November 5, 1577.
The Shah had been in good health.
He had spent the night before in the company of his close, confident Hassan Veg,
wandering the streets of Kazvin together, smoking opium and eating sweets.
The two men returned to Hassanbeg's room sometime in the early hours.
In the morning, the Shah's attendants gathered outside the room, waiting for Ismail to
awaken and begin his day. But by late morning, there was still no sign of him.
Too frightened to disturb the Shah, the servants hovered nervously around the door until noon,
at which point a physician was summoned.
When the physician called through the door, Hassanbeg replied, as Munchi tells it, quote,
I cannot move to open the door, open the door from the outside in whatever way you can and come in for an astonishing event has occurred, unquote.
What was found when the door was finally opened was indeed astonishing.
Hassanbeg was immobilized with no sensation in his lower half, and he had a stuttering voice.
The Shah himself was motionless. He was already dead.
Hassanbeg haltingly recounted the events of the night.
Returning from their walk, the Shah requested that his box of herbal medicines be brought to him.
When the box arrived, Hassanbeg noticed that it was not sealed as it usually was,
and he pointed it out to Ismail, who shook off his concerns.
The Shah took some medicine and convinced Hassan to as well,
though his companion took less than he had.
In the morning, when Hassan woke, he found himself unable to move his legs.
Ismail was unable to speak.
He stopped moving his arms, Hassan recounted,
but after a while he ceased to move and his breathing stopped.
As soon as the news of the strange circumstances of Ismail's death emerged,
everyone seemed to have a theory.
Some thought it was a simple matter of overconsumption.
Ismail was known to use excessive amounts of opium and eat until he was ill.
Others thought it was a severe recurrence of an occasional stomach problem that the Shah suffered.
But more cynical observers pointed to poison, and when court physicians examined the Shah's body,
they found symptoms that seemed to be signs of poisoning.
Given Ismail's wholesale execution of nearly all of his close male relatives, he had no shortage of enemies.
But there was one name that seemed to come up most often in the discussions of suspects, the name of a family
member who had been betrayed by Ismail, who had given him the throne and been rewarded with banishment.
The princess, Perry Khan Khanum, contemporaries and some historians, and some historical,
historians alike have contended that Perry Khan Khanun, furious at Ismail's treatment of her,
had indeed conspired with maidservants in Ismail's household to poison him.
We'll never know for sure exactly who or what caused the death of Shah Ismail the second
in November of 1577, but we do know what happened next.
Whether or not Perry Khanhanum was responsible for the death of Ismail,
she played the circumstances to her advantage.
When a group of nobles approached her asking her to take the throne,
she demurred, saying that it would be improper,
given that her older brother Muhammad still lived,
a statement no doubt influenced by her understanding
that society at large at the time would be hesitant about a woman in power.
But even nobles who were uncomfortable with the idea of a woman formally taking the throne
recognized the princess's power. After the leaders of the various tribes and political alliances met
to discuss the next Shah, they went to Perichan Khan Khan's house to get her final approval on their proposal.
Their proposal was to put Mohamed Kodabanda on the throne. It was a proposal that suited Perichan
Hanum well. Mohamed Kodabanda was known to pursue pleasure more than political power, with a weak-willed and
not particularly politically minded man on the throne, Peri Khan Khananum thought, she could rule
in the shadows. But what she hadn't counted on was another player in the equation. Someone who,
like Perry Khan Khanum, had been overlooked on account of her sex, but who was keenly ambitious
and perhaps just as clever as the princess herself. It was Mohamed Kudbanda's wife,
Chair al-Nisabeghum
Chair al-Nisabegum was born in Mazandaram, a province in the north of the empire on the southern shores of the Caspian Sea.
Born to a ruler of the province, her childhood was likely a luxurious one, but the privilege didn't last.
In 1565, her cousin killed her father, and Chair al-Nisabagun was forced to flee.
She took refuge with the Sapavid court, and though she was quickly,
swept up in the activities of the court, her desire for revenge against her cousin never left her.
She was eventually married to Mohamed Kodabanda, the son of the Shah, Thomas I.
Given Mohamed Kodabanda's blindness, the family had determined that he would never take the throne.
And so their family ended up living a relatively low-profile life in the city of Shiraz,
where Muhammad nominally served as governor, spending most of his time with a great-year.
of artists and poets. But with his brother Ismail's death, their family status rose
meteorically. As the court awaited the arrival of their new Shah, Perry Khan Khanum assumed
the same role of unofficial regent that she had between the death of Heidar and the coronation
of Ismail. This period of control would last this time for nearly three months. Her
most notable accomplishment during this time was the liberation of a law.
large number of political prisoners, including those jailed for supporting Hadar.
But even as Perichan Khan Khanum maintained order in the empire, trouble was brewing within the royal
family. It began when Ismail's former vizier, or political advisor, rode out to Shiraz
to warn Muhammad Kodabanda and his wife of Peri Khan Khanum's ambitions.
Quote, as long as Perichan Khananum was mistress in the palace,
and controlled affairs of the state, when she records the vizier saying,
the Shah would possess nothing but the title of king,
and his wife would not be admitted to the heron.
The royal couple made it clear that they would not tolerate any usurpation.
When news of this declaration made it back to Peri Khan Khanam,
she and her supporters began to take actions to solidify her power.
Guards patrolled the palace, ready to take on any threat.
to the princess. In response, the vizier sent guards of his own to the state treasury,
which was under Peri Khan Hanum's control at that point. Tensions mounted and several skirmishes ensued
between the supporters of Peri Khan Khan Khanum and those of Mohamed Kodabanda and Chairal Nisabegun.
Perry Khan Khanum's treatment of the couple upon their arrival in Kazvin did nothing to help matters.
As Muhammad and his wife rode up to the city on February 9, 1578, Perry Khan Khanun came out to greet them in an opulent litter, surrounded by a huge crowd of supporters.
It was a bold statement of authority, and one that certainly rankled the already insecure royal incomers.
One story, recounted by Munchi, alleges that Perry Khanhanum snubbed the future empress.
Though Chair al-Nisabegum kissed Perry Khan Khanum's hand, the princess refused to reciprocate with any gesture of respect.
Despite this tension, Perry Khan Khanam and her brother Muhammad were able to conduct a cordial meeting in which they mourned the loss of their father, Shah Tamas, and the deaths of their male relatives at the hands of Shah Ismail.
But this conversation was not enough to fix the rupture growing in the family.
Perry Khan Khanum was too powerful, and her very existence was a threat to the power of
Mohamed Kodabanda and his wife, Chair al-Nissabeguam.
Two days later, Mohamed Kodibanda entered the palace in Kazvin and officially took the throne,
becoming Shah of the Safavid Empire.
All of the nobles were in attendance to watch his ascension, including Peri Khan Khanum.
When the ceremony ended, Peri Khan Khanun boarded her litter and set off for her home, surrounded by attendants.
The roads of Kazvin were crowded with the city's citizens out in droves to celebrate the new Shah,
and so the princess's attendants turned to re-enter the palace grounds,
planning to cut through the harem gardens to reach Pari Khan Khanum's house more quickly.
But as the party neared her home, they were interested.
intercepted by a group of men who attempted to seize the litter.
Pari Khan Khan Khanum's attendants fought back.
Inside the litter, the princess was thrown back and forth
as the two groups battled for control.
Peace only came when the attackers revealed
that they were acting on the orders of the Shah,
and Perichan Khan Khanum, realizing what was happening,
surrendered herself.
In a particularly cruel twist,
she saw that the leader of the group was none other than her old tutor and guardian,
Kali Khan. He had been promised Perry Khan Khan Khan's entire estate in exchange for orchestrating her death.
Perry Khan Khan was taken to Kali al-Khan's house and kept as a prisoner.
Later that evening, a group of Kali al-Khan's men entered the room and strangled the princess to death.
She was 29 years old.
In the centuries since her death, Perry Khan Khanum's legacy has been debated by historians.
Some see her as a powerful leader, others as a conniving backstabber.
The truth, as always, is somewhere probably in the middle and definitely more complicated,
but her influence and power between 1576 and 1778 are undeniable.
As the historian Shurek Gorsorki put it in her definitive work on the princess,
quote,
It is time to grant recognition to such Safavid women as Peri Khan Khan Khanun,
who took leadership roles and entered the forbidden and formidable realm of power and intrigue at the court.
That's the story of Pari Khan Khananum.
To learn more about the fate of the woman who helped organize her downfall,
Chair al-Nissabegum, listen after a quick,
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Once Perry Khan Khanam was dead, Chairal Nis Abigum, the new empress, became the real power
behind the throne.
Like other Safavid empresses, she would eventually become known as Maad Iulia, which
translates as sublime cradle, or the highest-ranking cradle. It's as Madiulia that she's most
commonly referred to today. As Empress, Madiulia built out her network of influence, appointing family
members and friends to important positions, gathering information, and dictating political and
military strategy. Even as she worked to strengthen the Safavid Empire, she thought constantly of her
home province of Mazadaran, which was now ruled by the son of the man who had killed her father.
This man, Mizra Khan, had come to court when Madhiyulia and Mohamed Kodabanda first ascended to the throne
to seek forgiveness for his father's actions and get confirmation of his position as governor.
Madiulia grudgingly granted both, but her forgiveness was only a facade.
Some time later, she appointed a new governor.
an uncle of hers, and declared Mirzrakhan's authority to be illegitimate.
Mirzhakhan, understanding the potentially deadly implications of this move,
hold up in the fortress of Firja to try to protect himself.
But even a fortress was no match for Madhiyoia's power.
She sent a number of troops to the fort, determined to starve Mirzhakhan out.
But when the troops arrived at the fortress, they really,
realized that the siege would be a costly one, and so their commanding officer decided to try to negotiate.
After prolonged negotiations, Mirza Khan agreed to leave the fort on the condition that the officers present,
all of whom held prominent positions at court, would help him plead his case to Madiulia.
When Madiulia learned of the deal, she was furious, since she certainly intended to harm Mirzir Khan,
and now she would have to work against her own men to do it.
As the group transporting Mizor Khan made their way to Kazvin,
Madhiyulia sent out another group of warriors
with orders to capture Mirzhar Khan and kill him.
When this second group met up with the first,
the officers who had sworn to protect Merzahan,
on the terms of the surrender, were reluctant to hand him over.
But eventually they did so,
fearful of disobeying a royal order, and also believing that the men wouldn't actually kill the
prisoner. They were wrong. Later that night, the second group killed Mirza Khan. The officers present
were furious, and though they had been loyal to Madhulia, their loyalty began to waver after what they
saw as a betrayal. The assassination was the beginning of the end for Madiulia. It was not the only
factor, of course, she made a number of bold moves, some of which were politically imprudent,
and it additionally cannot be denied that there were some deep resentment among tribal leaders
towards taking orders from a woman. In mid-1579, a group of Kiselboshe leaders issued a shocking
threat against the empress to the emperor, revealing the extent of their anger. It read,
in part, quote, Your Majesty knows well that women are notoriously lacking in intending in
weak in judgment and extremely obstinate.
Mariolya's power and influence in the government of the realm is objectionable to all the Kizabash tribes.
If she is not removed from power, in all probability, revolt will occur.
That will be to the detriment of both religion and the state.
Removed from power, in this case, meant killed.
Shah Muhammad Kodabanda had no interest in revolt.
but he also had no interest in executing his wife.
He offered two solutions.
Either he would send his wife away from Kazvin,
exiling her from the workings of court,
or he himself would abdicate and allow the Kizelbash to choose a new Shah.
Madelololia provided a more fiery rebuke,
declaring that she would never back down,
even if it would cost her her life.
Ultimately, it did.
On July 26, 1579, only 18 months after the death of Perichan Khan Khan, Maraulia was strangled to death
in the palace grounds by a number of Kizobash warriors, who also killed her elderly mother who
was present. Without Mariulia's guiding hand, Mohamed Kodabanda's reign quickly fell into disarray.
Four years later, Kizobash leaders executed his vizier, the man who had warned Muhammad and his
about Perry Khan Khan Khanum's power rise five years earlier.
In 1587, several Kizabash tribes initiated full-fledged coups,
which ultimately succeeded in October of that year.
Eventually, Mohamed Kodabanda was replaced by one of his sons,
a man who, breaking the family bad luck streak,
would go down in history as the most successful Safavid ruler,
the Shah who would become known as Abbas the Great.
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