Noble Blood - The Tudor Villainess
Episode Date: August 4, 2026She has been called "the most hated woman in Tudor England." Jane Boleyn, sister-in-law to Anne, served five queens. Two of them were beheaded. How much was her fault? Support Noble Blood:—ORDER... 'THE ARCANE ARTS'— Bonus episodes, stickers, and scripts on Patreon— Order Dana's book, 'Anatomy: A Love Story' and its sequel 'Immortality: A Love Story'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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In 1542, Lady Rochford, lady in waiting to multiple queens and sister-in-law to one,
was awaiting a trial, during which she would almost certainly be convicted of high treason.
Certainly, King Henry V.A.th was determined for her to be found guilty and executed.
But there was one problem. During Lady Rochford's interrogation, she suffered a nervous breakdown,
and, for lack of a better phrase, went insane. She had, quote, fits of frenzy and lost her
connection with reality. Now this, of course, was a problem for Lady Rochford. No one wants to go mad.
But it was also a problem for Henry the 8th, because it wouldn't be legal for him to try and
execute someone who was not mentally fit. And so Lady Rochford was brought from her imprisonment
at the Tower of London to the home of Lady Russell, the wife of the Lord Admiral, in order to try
to nurse her back to health and sanity for the goal of expediting her execution.
But Henry wasn't content to wait. A bill was passed allowing the execution of the insane,
and Jane was duly convicted by an act of attainder. When Jane, Lady Rochford, was told of her
impending death, it seems her sanity returned to her. Maybe the lady had been faking it. Maybe the lady had been
faking it, trying to get a reprieve or postpone her death sentence. Or maybe the shock of the end
arriving jolted her back into her right mind. But it didn't matter. Mad or sane, Lady Rochford was going
to the scaffold. Lady Rochford was born Jane Parker, but most people are probably more familiar
with her married name, Jane Bolin. She was married to Jane Bolin. She was married to Jane Parker.
George Bolin, the brother of Anne, the brother who incidentally was convicted of incest with his
sister before they were both beheaded. If you are a frequent reader of Tudor-era literature
or watcher of historical dramas, you probably know Lady Rochford as a villainous, a jealous,
social-climing shrew who testified against her own husband in a vindictive attempt to take down her
hated sister-in-law. Tracy Borman, chief historian at historic royal palaces, has characterized her as,
quote, the most hated woman in Tudor England. But the truth about Jane Bolin, Lady
Ratchford, is, unsurprisingly more complicated, and modern Scottish.
scholarship has shed new light on Jane's terrible reputation. And whether or not she was
responsible for the downfall of Anne Boleyn, she was certainly more involved in the downfall of
another queen, Anne's cousin Catherine Howard. Jane Boleyn would eventually lose her own head,
and two of the five queens she served under suffered the same face.
The question then is, how much was really Jane's fault?
I'm Dana Schwartz, and this is Noble Blood.
Jane Bolin was born Jane Parker, a well-connected girl from a good family.
Her father was a baron, and her mother was the great-granddaughter of Margaret Beauchamp,
the maternal grandmother of Henry the 7th.
Though unfortunately, a paucity of records means we don't know exactly what.
when Jane was born, her early life reads as though she's a bit of the forest gump of
of Tudor England, appearing at the most famous events in Henry the 8th's reign. When Jane was a young
woman, she joined the household of Catherine of Aragon, and she was with the court in 1520 when they
journeyed to France for the field of the cloth of gold, when Henry had a famous meeting with the
King of France. Two years later, Jane appeared again at a pivotal moment in history at the famous
mask performance at York Palace, a performance of the Chateau Verre, which consisted of a giant
imitation castle covered in green foil and some of the most beautiful women in court playing
virtues that needed to be rescued by crusading knights. Jane, one of the performers,
portrayed Constancy, alongside her future sisters-in-law,
Mary Bolin, kindness, and Anne Bolin, fittingly, perseverance.
A few years later, as the Bolins continued to rise at court,
Jane married the Bolin brother, George.
It was a fitting match, with George's sister favored by the king,
obviously not yet queen, but certainly being paid special attention to,
the Bolin family star was on the rise.
George was given the sinisterly named Grimston Manor as a wedding gift,
and a few years after they were married,
Jane became not just Jane Bolin, but also the Viscountess Rochford.
Why was the Bolin star on the rise?
Well, I assume you probably know this story.
First, Henry had had an affair with Mary Bolin, actually the married Mary Carrie,
but when given what he wanted, he lost interest fairly quickly.
And then King Henry VIII became enchanted by dark, quick-witted, charming Anne.
As he fell deeper in love, he became more frustrated that his decades-long marriage with Catherine of Aragon
hadn't produced any male heirs, and he became more convinced that that was God's way of showing him
that the marriage had actually been invalid the entire time. Henry began his maneuvers to do whatever
he could to get the Pope to annul his first marriage so that he could marry Anne. In the meantime,
the king showed the Bolins whatever favor he could. They were given the luxury. They were given the
luxurious palace of Boli, which had hot and cold running water. As if the symbolism couldn't be
more obvious with regards to the changing of fortunes, the palace had formerly belonged to Mary,
Henry's daughter by Catherine of Aragon. She, Mary, was banished to less luxurious digs,
and the Bolins swept into place. A lot of our information,
with what was happening with Jane at this point,
is filling in whatever gaps we can with our best educated guesses.
The conventional wisdom is that Jane and George
had a poisonous, unhappy marriage,
and that Jane was jealous and bitter toward Anne Boleyn.
It's certainly possible to read the story that way,
but the evidence isn't exactly airtight.
And in recent years, historians, particularly Julia Fox, have begun a bit of a reclamation project.
People historically have pointed out that George and Jane didn't have any children,
as evidence for the fact that their marriage was unhappy.
But there are plenty of reasons why people might not have been able to have children.
And all contemporary writing seems to indicate that Jane really cares.
for George, even when, as you'll soon see, trouble came for them. It certainly wasn't a love match,
but that doesn't mean by Tudor standards it was an unsuccessful marriage. Another central piece of
evidence in favor of Jane's resentment for the Bolins is apparent writing that indicates Jane
allegedly participated in a group of ladies protesting against Anne after she became queen, a public show
of support for Henry's daughter, Mary, from his first marriage. Except, did Jane actually
attend that protest? The evidence comes from handwritten marginalia, a contemporary source documenting
the protest, who wrote down Moulard Rochfort and Moulogne Guillaude Guillaume, indicating
George Bolin, Lord Rochfort, and William Howard. In the 19th century, a biographer
interpreted that as meaning their wives had been among the women protesting.
But modern scholarship indicates that that almost certainly was not the case.
As Sylvia Barbara Sorburton points out,
William Howard's wife actually died a few months before the protest,
and he wouldn't marry again until the next year.
So he didn't even have a wife at the time who could have attended the protest.
protest, and for Jane, in Soberton's words, quote,
to break the habit of a lifetime and speak out, particularly against her husband's family,
would be most uncharacteristic.
Her fortunes had risen with the Bolins.
It would have been outright foolish and probably far more notable than just a scribble in a margin
if she had taken such a public stance against her very powerful sister-in-law.
It is more likely, Saberton posits, that George Bolin and William Howard
had been the men tasked with disciplining those involved.
Being married to George Bolin had only made Jane more prominent and important at court.
George was at the heart of courtly culture, with a flourishing career and a flourishing career
and an expanding portfolio of properties,
it stands to reason that Jane would have been perfectly content
to rise with him and his sister.
But unfortunately for Jane, history would have other ideas.
It didn't take long after King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn were married
for trouble to begin to brew for the new queen.
Anne's greatest problem was that she did.
not deliver Henry the son she had promised. She gave birth, but the prince everyone was expecting
turned out to be a princess. And then, though Anne became pregnant again, she suffered a miscarriage.
Henry began to get anxious and impatient, and Anne felt the tenuousness of her position.
When Henry began to flirt with someone else at court, Anne asked her sister-in-law, Jane,
to scheme with her to find a way to get that woman sent away from court.
Apparently, Jane picked a fight with that woman,
hoping that Henry would dismiss her from court to avoid any public drama.
But the plan backfired, and Jane herself alone was temporarily exiled.
It became more urgent than ever that Anne Boleyn become pregnant,
but as she confided to Jane, there were some challenges with that,
or rather one main challenge being that the king had performance issues in bed.
Jane shared the gossip with her husband.
Though again, you can characterize Jane as a Machiavellian and double-faced schemer here,
it seems equally or more likely that she was just
and involved family member who shared her families concerned with their precarious position.
The writing was on the wall with regards to the Bolins when a position opened up for a new
knight of the garter, and instead of the honor being awarded to George Bolin, the king had the
position go to Sir Nicholas Carew, a relative of Jane Seymour. The Lady in Waiting, Henry,
had recently turned his attention to.
The Queen Anne Boleyn couldn't get her own brother elected.
It seemed obvious her days in power were numbered.
In 1536, Anne Boleyn and her brother George were suddenly arrested and taken to the Tower of London,
along with four other men, accused of adultery and therefore treason, and in George's case, incest.
This is where the climax comes in the legend of Jane Boleyn's villainy.
The popular story is that Jane Bolin finally had an opportunity to turn on her hated husband and sister-in-law
and that she took it to give testimony against both of them that sent them to their deaths.
But the reality is a lot more nuanced, and by actually looking directly at the primary sources,
it's much harder to make the case for Jane as a villain.
As I mentioned, the historian Julia Fox has been among the most prominent voices
in redeeming Jane's character.
As she writes in Jane Bolin, the true story of the infamous Lady Rochford,
Jane, quote, had reaped nothing but benefits from her marriage,
which had allowed her to live in, quote, unbridled luxury.
outside of purely speculative motives, there's no actual textual reason she would have to drag down her own stature at court by disgracing her husband and sister-in-law.
Instead, Fox paints a picture of what actually happened.
After her husband was suddenly arrested, Jane was, like everyone in their circle, interrogated in an incredibly high-pressure.
environment, an interrogation during which she was almost certainly terrified and confused
as to what was going on. As Fox writes, quote,
the arrests had been so sudden and unexpected that there was no time to separate out what
testimony might be damaging, what could be twisted to become so, or what could only be
innocuous no matter what the interpretation.
And quote. And while her husband of 11 years was in the tower, Jane was actually the only person
to attempt to send him a letter in support. She promised in the letter to, quote,
humbly make suit unto the king's highness on his behalf. Jane's testimony came up only once
during her husband's trial. The only evidence we actually have of Jane's so-called
betrayal. During the trial, Cromwell handed George a piece of paper while he was on the stand,
paper with a question on it. Cromwell instructed him to answer the question with a simple yes or no.
George instead read the note aloud, a question which had been about whether Anne had mentioned
to Jane the king's indelicate troubles in the bedroom. It is damning,
but it's also information that had been pulled from Jane
by expert and determined interrogators.
Hardly mustache-twirling sabotage.
Fox writes of Jane's inquisition,
quote,
faced with such relentless, incessant questions,
which she had no choice but to answer,
Jane would have searched her memory
for every tiny incident that occurred to her.
Jane had not been quick to tell
tales, but she had buckled under the pressure of relentless questioning, end quote.
Perhaps even more tellingly, Sorberton points out, no contemporary sources named Jane in their list
of Bolin accusers. If Jane Bolin had willingly turned on her husband and sister-in-law,
Sorbiton writes, quote, such explosive information would have been shared at court.
So if it was betrayal on Jane Bolin's part, it was very subtle betrayal.
It's only decades later that Jane's character assassination begins in earnest.
The historian George Wyatt, writing in the 17th century, called Jane, quote,
Wicked Wife, accuser of her own husband, even to the seeking of her own blood.
and Jane became an especially useful scapegoat when Anne Boleyn's daughter, Elizabeth, eventually became Queen Elizabeth the first.
Elizabeth couldn't say that her father was a murderer, and she couldn't say that her mother was a treasonous adulteress, and so who was there to blame?
As Julia Fox writes, quote, it was Jane's weakness under a treasonous adulteress, and so who was there to blame.
interrogation that gave her future detractors, happy to find a scapegoat to exonerate the king
from the heinous charge of callously killing his innocent wife, the ammunition to maintain that it was
her, Jane's evidence that had fooled Henry and destroyed Anne and George, end quote.
Anne, George, and the four other men accused were all found guilty.
Most historians today are in agreement that the charges were trumped up against Anne
in order to dispose of her and to allow Henry to marry the new woman he had set his sights on.
But Anne Boleyn would not be the last queen Jane served,
who would go on to lose her head, after a ten-year-old.
temporary retreat from court, Jane Bolin would eventually return, only to find herself embroiled in
another scandal. This time, however, she would certainly have her fair share of blame.
Jane Bolin was only away from court for a few months after her husband was killed, during which time
she was in tense negotiations with her former father-in-law and with Thomas Cromwell about what she was
owed as a widow. Her income would be significantly decreased, but she was eventually allocated
£100 a year, enough to return to court as a lady in time to serve the brand-new queen,
Jane Seymour. As you're probably aware, turnover in the King Henry VIII wife business was
astonishingly high. Jane, Lady Rochfort, served Queen Jane Seymour until the queen died,
after complications following the birth of Henry's much sought-after son.
The next queen was a princess imported from Germany for political reasons,
Anne of Cleves, whom Henry disliked almost as soon as he laid eyes on her.
It's during this period that Jane's character as a sort of impulsive gossip comes into clear focus.
At risk of being anachronistic, reading about her during this period,
period, particularly in the books of Julia Fox and Gareth Russell, put to mind a sort of
Tudor-era real housewife, having whispered conversations that absolutely would be made public,
and apologies living for the drama. Anne of Cleves, whether innocent or obtuse,
told her ladies in waiting that Henry did do his husbandly duty, you know, by kissing her
good night and then letting her fall asleep. It was Jane among the women, remarking that
Anne wasn't going to get pregnant with a little prince that way. After Henry found a way to
dispatch with Anne of Cleaves, just legally this time, thankfully not mortally, his next queen was the
charming teenage Catherine Howard. Once again, Jane Bolin, Lady Rochford, was put into
the queen's intimate service. In fact, with Catherine Howard, despite the fact that the two ladies
were decades apart, the two became the closest of friends. Jane Bolin, Lady Rochfort, was Catherine
Howard's confidant and eventually her conspirator. Plenty has been written on the life of Catherine
Howard. In fact, we've done an episode on her on this very podcast during our series on the
wives of King Henry VIII. But the short version of her sad story is that months after she arrived at
court, she caught the eye of the king who was determined to make her his latest queen.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, there was a ticking time bomb when it came to Catherine,
a secret that the king could absolutely not discover about his virginal new bride.
Catherine had already had two liaisons with men in her grandmother's household, where she had grown up.
The topics of those early relationships, with regards to the question of consent in the context of the era,
require far more nuance than we have space for in an episode on Jane Bolin,
but if you're interested in the details of Catherine's life,
I would direct you to the excellent biography by Gareth Brayette.
Russell. But suffice it to say, those former relationships were, once Catherine was queen,
embarrassing, and arguably treasonous episodes that she needed to remain secret. All of that
would have been bad enough, but Catherine soon had another secret. The new queen began a flirtation
with a courtier named Thomas Culpepper. Whether this relationship, whether this relationship,
relationship was ever consummated remains an open question, but Catherine certainly enjoyed his
company and sent him gifts and food when he was sick, made flirtatious comments to him, and
most damning of all, when the court was on procession through England, Catherine and her trusted
lady-in-waiting Jane Boleyn made arrangements for secret meetings.
At every new castle or manner along the queen's procession,
Jane found, quote,
back doors and back steps,
where Culpepper could sneak in to meet the queen
without anyone else from the household knowing.
Jane sent her own servant to check to see if the king's night watchman was nearby,
and Jane herself would literally hide keeping a lookout to make sure Catherine
and Culpepper weren't discovered.
Maybe this is the most shocking part of all.
These secret meetings with Culpepper continued all summer.
And that wouldn't actually be Catherine's downfall.
Instead, Catherine's downfall came
because a random courtier had told his sister
that she should try to join the Queen's household for social advancement.
And then the sister scoffed and told her brother
that she thought Catherine had,
low morals. After all, the sister said she had been there at Catherine's grandmother's estate
during those early years when she had had those pre-king relationships. This brother, aghast,
reported what his sister had said, and the open secret finally became open. And when the investigation
began, once Culpepper's name was mentioned, the queen was already all but headless.
In the autumn of 1541, when all of this came to a apologies head,
Catherine was placed under house arrest at Cyan Abbey.
With regards to Catherine's investigation, the records are actually abundant,
in direct contrast with the shady investigation into Anne Boleyn.
It's as if the court wanted to prove that if Henner,
was going to execute another wife, he was going to do this one completely above board,
with all of the proper paperwork intact. We do not have the actual record for Jane's testimony
during the trial of Anne Boleyn, but we do have it for Catherine Howard. Jane was questioned
and while interrogated, she admitted that, quote,
she thinketh that Culpepper hath known the queen carnally, end quote.
But she maintained that she never saw or heard any actual proof of consummation.
Culpepper said that he had not slept with the queen, but that he had planned to,
which, unfortunately, for Culpeper, was more than enough to condemn him.
Planning on committing treason was still a death sentence.
It is pretty undeniable that Jane had been involved.
Five years after the death of Anne Boleyn,
Jane was once again at the heart of a scandal
that would lead to a headless queen.
The French ambassador remarked that Jane,
quote, all her life had the name to esteem her honor little,
and has thus in her old age shown Little Amendment.
During Jane's interrogation, she lost touch with reality.
Under the pressure of knowing what was about to happen
and realizing that there was no way out of it,
Jane went mad after a nervous breakdown
which manifested in, quote, fits of fancy.
Though legally she couldn't stand trial for what she had done if she was insane,
the king and his court was determined that
this whole sordid Catherine Howard affair be dealt with completely and once and for all.
A law was passed permitting the execution of the insane for high treason,
and Jane was committed by Parliamentary Act of Attainter.
According to an ambassador, when Jane was told that she would finally be put to death,
her symptoms of madness left her.
We don't have a direct account of what exactly,
Jane and Catherine Howard might have said on the scaffold before their deaths,
but one merchant who was an eyewitness to the executions wrote in a letter that,
quote, they made the most godly and Christian ends.
Because no one comments explicitly on Jane saying anything particularly notable,
we have to assume that she just made her proper prayers,
apologized for her sins, and begged for her.
forgiveness from the king.
As Nicola Clark writes in her book, The Waiting Game,
it's impossible to know why exactly Jane would have involved herself
in such a deeply misguided scheme with Catherine Howard.
Was she really just a real housewife type trying to stir up drama wherever she could?
Clark writes,
Perhaps she really was as guilty as her colleagues made her out to be,
encouraging the affair for nefarious reasons of her own,
revenge on her family,
or on the king who had taken and twisted her words to kill her husband
and to annul his own previous marriage,
ruining her life and condemning her immortal soul.
Perhaps she simply misjudged the situation and made some bad decisions.
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, end quote.
Whatever the reason, at the time, Jane was decried as immoral and body, and then years later,
she was shamed as a traitorous for having turned against her own husband and sister-in-law.
Why she did what she did is impossible to know, but it's always easier, and, to be frank,
usually more fun, to imagine a nefarious,
individual villain than it is to reckon with the complicated dynamics of power, autonomy,
sex, and cultures of gossip and ultimately meaningless murder given the gloss of legality.
After Jane's head was separated from her body,
she was buried in the Tower of London with Catherine Howard, the final queen she served,
near the bodies of Jane's husband, George Bolin,
and Jane's sister-in-law, and Bolin.
A family plot of headless bodies.
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Back in 1532, when Henry VIII, was still determined to Mary and Bolin,
a friar William Pito publicly preached against it.
He compared Anne Bolin to the biblical Jezebel and Henry to King Ahab,
and he declared during his Easter sermon that dogs would lick Henry's blood
after his death just as they did Ahab's.
Fifteen years later, the prophecy may have come to fruition.
May have.
Henry died in 1547, and his body was.
went on a funeral procession where it stayed overnight at Sion Abbey.
Incidentally, the same place where Catherine Howard had been put under house arrest before her
imprisonment in the Tower of London. Coincidentally, Henry's body was there exactly five years
minus a day after Catherine was beheaded. According to legend, Henry's coffin burst open
and the, well, fluid dribbled out onto the floor.
Men came in to repair the coffin before it continued along to its final burial at Windsor,
but as the story goes, a dog at their feet lapped up some of the, whatever it was, before anyone could stop it.
The dog part of the story is probably invention, but it's not unlikely that Henry's embalmed body
did leak. The coffin had been jostled along on the journey, which had separated the plates,
and the coffin would have also been swelling with the gases of decomposition,
in process given the fact that Henry wasn't embalmed until three days after his death.
Still, what came out of that coffin would not have been blood,
and I imagine it wouldn't have been appealing to a dog or anything else.
But maybe the posthumous humiliation, particularly this story around it, was just Catherine getting her revenge.
After all, stories tend to stick around, whether or not they're true.
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a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive.
This time I talked to scientists,
biopunks, kermudgeon, blues owners,
super seniors and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever
and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.
I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work.
To make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.
Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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You'll learn about the sex lives of sorority girls.
Plus, we'll reveal what frat boys really think about sorority girls.
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