Not Another D&D Podcast - 8-Bit Book Club: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (w/ Zac Oyama)

Episode Date: July 7, 2022

The Book Buds are joined by special guest Zac Oyama and regular guest Jake Hurwitz for a viewing of the first episode of 1989's "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show;" a live action / animation hybrid television show chock full of pasta jokes, weird bird mouths and one incredibly eggcellent celebrity guest. Happy reading, Paisanos!CREDITSProduction and Editing by Trevor LyonSONGS"8-Bit Book Club Theme" by Emily AxfordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to Ape at Book Club, the only book club that makes you dumber. We are your lore lords. I'm Brian Murphy joined by my life slash comedy partner Emily Axford. Do we normally say something? Absolutely. You can just say hi. You can just be natural. My other life slash comedy partner called Oatanner.

Murphy really didn't tell us you're going to have to say something. Sorry guys. We're going to have to talk throughout the show just as a general role. We actually have two special guests today We've got for the first time ever. This is so Let's start with a returning guest Zach O'Yama's been on a bunch of stuff with us We've heard of my D&D court. You've heard of the podcast. You've had a bunch of cool movies. I have to keep talking. Yeah.

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Hey, Dan. Welcome. Yeah. I've been a weird position where I feel like I need to be mean to Zach. Hey. You have to. I don't know what the bit is, but you don't have to. Zach, you guys just take them under your wing.

We'd appreciate it. Just guide them through this process. So this is a podcast. I don't know if you know anything about this. We all do have to talk. Yeah, I'm ready. Murf, could you tell us what we're going to be talking about? Yes, we're going to be talking about the Super Mario Brother Super Show.

We recently, for the mixed bag, talked about the legend of Zelda cartoon, and that got us curious about the sort of umbrella show of that which is a Super Mario Bros. Super Show sort of a Peewee playhouse vibe of live-action stuff that then throws to cartoons. One of those cartoons is Legend of Zelda, one of them is Super Mario Bros. Yeah, there's kind of like a Nintendo power block back in the day. You had that in-and-captain in. Yes, the N-E-U, absolutely. Nintendo animated universe. Which I think out of all of the stuff we've watched, I think Captain N is better than this and certainly and Zelda. Zelda was

the worst. There was a trailer for Zelda at the end of the Mario thing and I was like, it was upsetting to me. Yeah. God damn, I did not want to hear it. I heard the name Ganon, I was like, no, I was shuddered. Zach, do you have a history with the Super Mario brother Super Show? I, you know, it's vaguely familiar. And when we started watching it, I like kind of remembered it. Like you recognize the theme song. Recognize, maybe not the theme song. I recognize like actual human people

running across the green screen of her animated footage. This is what we like to do in the show, which is do like reach back into like the deepest recesses of the cavern of your mind and just haunt you with images that you forgot. Yeah, and I feel haunted. Yeah, I have goosebumps. So again, this is sort of a Peewee's playhouse thing

where we've got a live action element and then the third of cartoons. I assumed that one would be related to the other, but it's not. No, definitely separate. It's not like that Mario goes into a portal and becomes animated. So that's what I thought was going to happen to. I loved the live action part. They didn't even see, they didn't even see like, systematically related.

No, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not. They're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not. I would think at the very least like Mario, the cartoon Mario would be dealing with cleaning up some kind of mess also. Since it's up service about cleanliness. There's lots of, yeah, there's lots of with cleaning up some kind of mess also since the episode was about cleanliness. There's lots of, yeah, there's lots of plumber jokes, lots of spaghetti jokes. They say pasta power a lot. Okay, I have a question and it's very, very basic. Forgive me, I don't know lore of anything in Mario Brothers lore.

Are they plumbers and also pizza makers? So I don't think they're pizza makers. No, they're not pizza makers. They were just relying heavily on Italian. Yes, yes. Because at one point in the live action part, he was like, we can make you a pizza if we want. And I was like, is this the premise plumbers and pizza makers?

No, they just love Italians. Yeah, yeah. Okay. They're amateur pizza makers. Yeah, they're doing pizza. Yeah, yeah, their amateur pizza makers. Yeah, they're doing pizza. They're picking pasta off each other. Yeah, I don't know if you know if the business venture wasn't plumbing in pizza.

That would be so foul. Yeah, would I eat a slice of pizza that my plumber gave me? Well, the weird thing is that they have, I mean, they have plumber don't really need a shop in that way. No, plumber's are more like you need a trucker of van. You call them and then they come to the house to do the plumbing. It's not like a workshop. Just like a pizza delivery guys. Yeah. Actually it is a really good premise. They should just have a truck. I'm going to try this next time I need my plumbing fixed,

which is often. I'm just going to like call the guy up and be like, hey, can you just like bring like a medium pizza with you? That's more. How much to add a pizza? Ha ha ha ha ha. You have a way with you. And you know that. And also, I don't, I wanna do an add-on pet, please.

Hey, I fucked up my turret real bad. Can you also bring me a pizza? I think someone would do that for you for not a lot of money, but mostly they would turn it down because they would think you were gonna murder them. Yeah, I would trick them or something. You all know the mic diamond smell good plumbers? It's a local plum around here.

Yeah, I heard it. Yeah, it adds for them. It's weird, it's like a radio ad and like the big selling point is that the plumbers smell good, which I can understand that being a concern, but they leaned so hard into it and there's like a lot of musical cues and they're like, yeah.

These plumbers smell great. That's so weird because I've never even, I've never had a plum that didn't smell good and also I've never even worried about it. The thing that doesn't smell good is your toilet. Yeah, exactly. You were the smell. They're not going into the bare-handed. They're not bare-handed getting rid of the smell.

They're not bare-handed piles of shit. Yeah. It's like, maybe if they get a little b-o, that's fine. It's a dirty job. I don't need any smell. It's only dirty because you're dirty. You know, like the plumbers are cleaning your dirty, it's my fucking fill.

You're the one who's still mad about how you smell. That's my hair. I really should take their pride down and know that. Next time you get a plumber, apologize to them for how you smell. Yeah. I recently had to buy a new, you guys already use the snake to like stick it down a deep drain

and pull out all the freaking hair. Yeah, so when did you? Yeah, we, I fucked up some snakes in my day. I needed a heavier duty one that reels, so it's basically like a fishing pole, yeah, to like go down deep into my pipes, and I had to reel it back in. You catch a big hairy car?

Oh, I got a big freaking hairy car. Who's absolutely fucking foul. I had to call a person because the snake was not working for us. You need a better snake, dude. Yeah, I had a bad smell. One of the real? I did not have a real. I didn't upgrade to the real as a thing.

I thought I can upgrade to the real or I can call a guy to come to my house and play a game. And they have to call me now. Yeah, and they have to pizza. Yeah, I got a a call zone actually. And the thing is the lump of hair was as big as the calzone which was the promise. It's got a minute since I had a calzone. Yeah. Calzones are great. Calzone are great. But anytime you're gonna get a calzone you could just have a pizza which is why it's tough. You might as well. Calzones are awesome. They're like hot molten cheese packets. Yeah, I'm just starting putting that on a rider

when we tour. Focux, greedy cow zones. They do like three cow zones. Yeah, oh, contained food like that are so satisfying. I love it. Yeah, pizza hell used to have the pizzone. I love the pizzone. What is zone of solid?

That is just a cow zone, right? Yeah, but I think the fact that it was called a pizzone. But I think sometimes we'd have like pepperonis on the outside and stuff. Maybe I'm making this up. We had to get back to the show, because the live action portion was really good, and it featured a woman who lived in a medicine cafe.

Yeah, so essentially, again, again, the two things were completely separate. The cartoon that they threw to was basically they're in a snow world, and Toad gets kidnapped by Burdo. Burdo thinks that, Burdo is the enemy, that's Bits eggs from tomorrow, too.

Burdo thinks that Toad is her baby, and Toad is not her baby. And then Mario. This is a really bad story. Really bad stuff. This fucked. And they clear the whole thing up and everything's fine. The live action is that they hear a voice

coming from their medicine cabinet and they open it up and it's someone who they're very excited to see, but we don't recognize this as a celebrity from the age. I think so. Yeah, her name is Nicole Egert. I believe she was in Charles in charge at the time. Well, they said, I watched your TV show,

but she was awesome in Baywatch. Yeah, so I think, I think, I, ooh, interesting. I feel like this was a time. I watched your TV show, we blink. I feel like she was on Baywatch later. I feel like they would have said Omaron or like Mama Mia if it was referencing Baywatch. They would have like gave you a wink to show that they're horny. Yeah. Yeah. Or just sported a stiff.

But it is. I eat Mario. You bite showing. These 50 year old plumbers got a bone. It's so problematic. I said that it was weird. I think it was weird. I think it was weird. I think it was weird. showing. These 50 year old plumbers got a bonus.

So problematic. I said that it was weird. It's weird. I said it already, but it is weird to arrive at your plumbers shop to be like, you need to come to my house to work on my sins. Yeah. So that's weird at all, like to begin with.

And then to be in the medic. In the medic app. Right. So yes, a Mario. So it's hard to show up and then to show up in the medicine cabinet. So they hear, hey, they hear it. Hey, hey, hey, and they're just like, is that you or something like Luigi and Mario have a quick who's on first moment? And then they realize that it's coming from their medicine cabinet.

They open it up and it's just the girl from Charleston charges in their fucking cabinet. They never explain it. They never explain why. Then she just says, can I come in and then they walk to a different set? Yeah, yeah. And she just appears in the room. Yeah, she's not, she's not. She's not come through.

That was the magazine cabinet. That was the first instance where I thought it was gonna be a portal. I thought they were gonna go back to the medicine cabinet and then be. So there were like two or three pipe fake outs with the column, because when we thought these plumbers

were gonna get stuck down a freaking pipe Yeah, and let's face it. We were begging we were we wanted We have to be there. We have to be really kind and really gentle because This was their first episode we believe yeah, they didn't think to do that yet See I think that this was a later episode that they put in front because I think Zach mentioned that like they wanted to get the Eggers heat they were like we need to have eggered in the first episode. Yeah. And even if that means we start with the ice world first.

No, the ice world is that no one recognized it. There must have been like some like Nintendo liaison that was like the ice world is the fit fucking world. What are you doing? You're killing us. Just absolutely so furious. Having to report back to Shigeru Miyamoto that they fucked it up already.

So the live, yes, the cartoon had its flaws, but the live action was all flaws. I thought it was strong. I enjoyed the live act. So the girl from Charles and Charge comes in. Yes. And she says, I need help from you guys because I've got problems with my sink.

Yeah. And I have to go to a party so you have to fix it now. Right. And then to like party. That's great. Keep it in the back of your mind. Keep it in your back of your mind. Yeah.

Hang on to that party. Hang on to that party. Hang on to that party. Yeah. Remember it's a party. So they say, great, we'll fix your sink. Actually, hang on. We've got a sink right here. So it's a party. So they say great we'll fix your sink. Actually hang on. We've got a sink right here. So then they separate sink. That's separate free standing sink. Right. That's to nothing. And so you're sitting there and you're waiting for these

plumbers to get sucked into the plate every time they twist a wrench. I'm like, and you're like they're going to go in. Yeah. We're going gonna get to the news like I don't know the noise I Don't know the noise I really hate that he blocked it I saw yours light up you're like ready to pound Checked it's a dump That's not how I'm That was better. Yeah, that's good. I thought it was worse.

They fixed that sync for what feels like two and a half minutes. Well, what's great is that Luigi is fixing the sync. And then Mario is just standing there, like making hand gestures, while staring directly at Nicole Egger. Yeah, so that's what I was trying to understand. Is this supposed to be a, oh, I want to touch the girl, but I can't touch the girl.

I think a generous read of the situation would be that. She's famous, so he just doesn't know how to act around her, but it did look like he was trying to stop himself from grabbing her. That is what it looked like to me. I choose to believe that Super Mario, what would be that? Super Mario was not having to tie himself down to me. I choose to believe that Super Mario make any sense it would be that. Super Mario was not having to like tie himself down. Super Mario's whole mission is to rescue a woman in danger. I think he's got a little more respect. I would hope so. I think from the animated part though, like you

really like unlike Link and Zelda where Link is absolutely emotionally a monster. A monster. Yeah. Two Zelda. In the cartoon. Yeah, in the cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this one, I don't get the impression that Mario or Luigi want anything from the princess other than friendship. Yeah, they've got a great relationship.

They've got a really good relationship. I think Mario would love a kiss, but he's not going to ask for it. I don't think he even wants it. You think he doesn't want a kiss. He's like, I always want his. I think he's, yeah, he just wants a friend he wants spaghetti and a big talk about his food spaghetti and adventure So I work too. Yeah dude Jake yeah, every morning Jake wakes up as a big bowl of hosta good surfing

I can toss to an exploration That actually sounds amazing that does sound nice although just imagine barfing That actually sounds amazing. That does sound nice. Although just imagining, barfing, fetishing, and frameless, you surf into a wetsuit. I want to pop the asser.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I'm supposed to surf it. That's the image. The image of someone in the ocean throwing up into their wetsuit is so... Can I pop in the wetsuit? I'm in the wetsuit.

I'm in the wetsuit. I probably know Trace. Can we match your... I'm gonna fucking hurl. Why'd you do it there, man? I probably don't trace Why'd you do it there man The noodles are undigested Another funny weird thing about the animated side being ice world first is it starts off Mario and Luigi just rescued princess peach and toad. Yeah

You know what it seems like the whole point of the show I already done it. They're setting up it to be like this is a sequel to when you beat the game. Oh That is it. Wow. That's brilliant. Another generous read. Yeah, we're gonna lot of generous reads. We think Mario is not a predator and this pilot was a good at it. I don't think he's a predator at all. And that's really important. I thought the live action part was really good. I didn't enjoy the animated part because there's a character that some kind of dragon. Yeah, the red and the dinosaur.

Yeah, the dinosaur. character that some kind of dragon and giving kisses to Toad and whoever was in charge of animating the saliva. The milky kisses. Not blue enough. Not blue enough. Like, took a couple Adderall and went to town. The lips were so puckered and like, so milky, uh-huh.

First and plump. There were two milky-ass kiss that you can get. Well, because they kind of played Berto like Daffy Duck, but also nearsighted. So like Berto didn't know that Toad wasn't her baby, and also was speaking with kind of an impediment. It was just bad across the country. It's not covering him in kisses

and her mouth looked like a sphincter. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and it was constantly dripping. Like even when she was just talking and wasn't kissing him, there would be saliva all over. Yeah, flying. Just a dripping, milky sphincter. So I really found little enjoyment in that.

And Toad was kind of abrasive as well. Yes, so Toad's, actually, I kind of love Toad. I'm going to come on on Team Toad here. Because Toad had, we've talked about this before, and he was, he was no drama. He got captured and kind of away. And he got us so far out. Yeah, he saved himself. Mario actually didn't help.

Mario didn't help Toad saved Mario. Yeah, so yeah, Toad, like we've said, whenever we watch these 80s cartoons, there's two ways that people do voices for like little guys. Yeah, either they're a little baby. Or they just sound like they just swallow us apart. Like I do like that.

I like that kind of voice, but they just need to tone it back. Yeah, he's from, he acts like he's polywall nuts from the sopranos. And he sounds like he just chewed us apart. God, those ones are such good casting for the live action segment. Wow. I'm Mario. I actually such a good casting for the live action segment. Wow. I'm Mario.

I actually had a favorite part from the animation. There was a really strong moment in my opinion where he sees a fire flower, Mario, that is. And I actually don't really remember what I liked about it, but I think that he touched it and then he changed it changed his outfit and then he said something like, I make this good. It's not like that. He said, I love it when that happens. Yeah.

Which was just a very stock 90s line because a moment later. He just thought it was really confident and I found his confidence in sexy. You found his confidence sexy. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it attracted to him. He inspired in me that feeling. Okay, I'm sexy. I'm sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it wasn't sexy. It wasn't attracted to him. It inspired me that feeling.

I'm sexy. I'm sexy. I'm sexy. I'm sexy. I'm sexy about myself. Yeah. We need to come up with a new word for how we feel about Mario, because it is purely platonic, but it's also about pasta. So maybe like, pustonic. I would say sexy. I don't know. But he says, he says, I love it when that happens after he turns into a fire powers Mario. But 30 seconds before, Princess Peach had to describe to explain it for the first time. Yeah, it was a plot.

It was a plot, right? But it fled to a really nice moment. It was a plot. A really nice moment. But he's one of us not can suck down the pipes. Yeah. And the plot hole about the flowers? That was a missed opportunity to not have them get sucked down the pipes. Yeah Good to get them down the pipes. It would have been fun

You could have seen like a visual effect of them getting like sucked in there They kept the storyline going a little bit They could have brought Nicole Eggert over. Yeah, I would have loved to see animated Eggert. And animated Eggert? And then we jump back to the live action. Well, first in the live action, while they're trying to fix this sink, that is not her sink that they asked that they were supposed to fix. They're fixing a separate sink.

I think they're gonna get a loaner sink as the plug here. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, that's a generous treat. We're gonna get a lot of generous treats. There's a few things later that we'll have to get to get generous treats. We're feeling generous, that's a generous treat. We're gonna get a lot of generous treats. There's a few things later that we'll have to get to get some generous treats. We're feeling generous, that's a great generous. So then they fuck up and they spray her with dirty water.

Oh yeah. And then she's like, uh oh, and then moves away for, or is this, then we cut to come right back. Then we cut to come right back. We cut to the commercial, we don't come back for like, we don't have the energy. It's not interspersed throughout, like live action. It's not a dialogue between the two genres.

No, it's live action, 15 minutes of cartoon. Live action. Right, which is even more egregious that they didn't get sucked down the pipes. Right. Because like, you didn't cut that to a live action. It didn't mean the opportunity. Right, yeah.

Okay, so yeah, so we've sprayed Charles and Charge with sink water. And then we go into the world and They do the thing that 80s cartoons do which is great which is the theme song tells you what what like the world is They're just like yeah Mario is gonna save preach He was told in five King Cooper Ginkgoofoo. Freaking bars man.

I did it. I did it. I think at that point, Zach just whispered, this is our second rap. Oh yes. Yes, so they have the intro song. Different rap. Honestly pretty good. Yeah.

And then they have like, it's almost like when fresh prints, you find out that there's like two secret verses to that song beyond what you hear normally. There's like two secret verses that pop up when they cut to cartoon to intro the cartoon, and then we see the brothers getting sucked down the pipes. Yeah, cartoons already. Right, yeah, right. Pretty good song, pretty good intro. Pretty good song, pretty good intro.

And then we cut to Mario, Plumber Diary, and number two, do I do a quick Star Trek parody? Yeah, Star Trek parody. Oh, they did, I don't remember that. Well, I truly don't remember it. They started to get out. Yeah, I was like, this is insane. We watched this video.

I was actually worried about this episode because the information was leaving my head. Yeah, my eyes was here. My brain was like overriding and just being like, not interested. No, her, it's not today. Yeah, you will not retain this one. It's like reading a book on fire.

It's just slowly running away, as soon as the page finishes. I just remember that before we go into the animated segment, they give you like a little vocal line from Mario and I believe the line he said was, like I'm always said, the customer is always wet. Oh yeah.

Oh, it's good to see that spray. Because they had got Nicole wet. Yes, they got Nicole wet. And I. Oh, because they had got the cold wet. Yeah, got the cold wet. And I just, I want to see that like stitched onto a pillow or something like that. Because the rest of it is always wet. I think in another, I think there's not a lot of ways to read that that aren't a little disturbing. Yeah, hard to find the generous read. Yeah, I think that's the generous read.

When she says it's silly, but if it were stitched on a pillow, I would be like, grandma, this is rude. Yeah. I would say generous read is this was the 80s, and we weren't publicly talking about women getting sexual satisfaction. Yeah, no, I don't think that we were applying. Right, definitely not.

Yeah, you could put that at a water park. And that's good. That's good. Yeah, that's good. That'd be fun. If that was like off in like the snack station, and it's like, I see what you're doing. That's another great center of the street. Just assuming that Mario gets most of his jobs

at the water park. That's why he has that. I bet if someone works at a water park, I bet they clean out the biggest hair monsters. The most disgusting. They must need schools of snow. Yeah, you're worried about the freaking piss. Think about hair.

Yeah, there's a lot of hair on the body. It's hard to go back to water parks now. Yeah, I know. It's really just maybe just gone. Yeah. I think you just have to, I really think you can only do it when you're a kid and you are disgusting already.

Yeah, definitely. I love water, but I like the refreshing nature of it. And in water park, it's all kind of salty and tepid. Yeah. And it doesn't feel like you're not cooling off. I'm always searching for that drop tingle. I'll go off a body slide any day. Yeah, I'll go to the water park tomorrow if you guys want.

I mean, I will. I mean, I will go. First on is something. Like, if you do the lazy river or like just the slides, you're going to go to like a lazy river. Avoid the wave pool. I think that's going to be your big tip. Yeah, but I like a real life lazy river.

Yeah, because that's cooler. I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah. If I knew how to go to a real life lazy river, I would go to the river. I'll show you one. You could just go to the L.A. river and try really play a seat river. I'm not gonna play a seat river. I'm not gonna play a seat river.

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Oh my God. He's just swallowed a cigar and he super upset. Yeah, I'm not interested in that. I'm not your baby lady. Yeah, but then he's like drinking the bottle and whatever. Yeah. I did kind of like that that he was drinking the bottle But then being like no, I'm not

Yeah, I wanted to see him drink a little more of the bottle 40 minute No, if I didn't know it would be that I wish to drink from the bottle a little bit more Actually, that's pretty good. Yeah, I wanted to see him say, hmm all done I mean you're baby. Oh my god Actually, that's pretty good. Yeah, I wanted to see him say, hmm, all done. Yeah. I'm a baby, but what am I to argue? I'm not your baby, but I am a little thirsty. Vitamin D is vitamin D.

Actually, mushrooms, I think are a good source of vitamin D. Really? Oh, so he's just all vitamin D. He's got to get it. He just didn't get it.. He's gotta get it. I might be totally wrong about that. So then, so Kupa's got spies out that are basically like little shy guys on skis.

They're pretty freaking cute. I love them. I forgot, I just remembered them eating, like they're like, they're like kinda licking his poop. Oh no, yeah, because Kupa's like, now you've brought me information and now you must grovel and they just kind of kiss his feet. Yeah, it was it was like they were making us to be forgotten.

Let's do a generous read. I say they were kissing his feet and not sort of licking them in a lot of soft ways. This is the first one, the first one that I'm going to not get a generous. Not gonna be a generous answer. I think I was laughing really hard when this happened, so I didn't hear the line, But in my head it's something like great job now get to my toes and start tongue in yeah Did anyone get the line? I don't know. I think that's probably what that was it. Yeah Again, I've been walking all day The toe rings getting a little rusty and you heard like a little shivering moan from one of the shigas.

Oh, that's hot. I really like shigas. Yeah, they're cute. Yeah, yeah. I wish they didn't lick feet. Yeah, they weren't even dead in this. Yeah, we couldn't see from the angle, but I wondered if they like take their masks off

or is it like a little cool feet? I think they just, you know. I feel like if they have to do it all the time, there's probably a hole in the back. Oh, no, they do have a hole easily. Yeah, oh, because it looks like they've got like a prized face. So that's probably what it's for. Right, this is the thinking like Bowser's feet.

Yeah. In general, I thought Bowser's henchmen game was really strong. He does, and he also loves the albatosses. Yeah, so they were called albatosses. And we were just... Look at this over on the Patreon. The Patreon will do a bonus episode where we dive into the wiki of the show.

We're mostly going to look up Nicole Egger. And mostly trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. Why we were supposed to know Nicole Egger. But we'll also look into albatoss, which were these flying team of birds that dropped bombs on Mario and Luigi. But I didn't think of, am I imagining this? Did they have little fighter pilot goggles?

Well, they had head gear for, they were communicating with Bowser via some sort of radio signal. Like gamer headsets. Yeah, they were gamer birds. There was a part that legitimately made me kind of laugh, which was after they bombed the Mario Brothers. And it seems like they're dead, but of course they're not actually dead.

They come back and Bowser gives them like a medal of honor, but it's like a medal of dishonor and he just talks about how bad they are, but in a way that's like good the little eagles look so proud. They look really proud and then he takes it away. But then he takes it away when he finds out that they did not necessarily murder the Mario Brothers. Which is very funny because he clearly had those medals made. Like he was really, it was a whole ceremony.

Yeah, there was certainly a little ceremony. I wanted those birds to keep those medals. Emily looked upset and offended when the birds' medicsler's got taken away. Yeah. They earned those. Those bad birds earned those. And here's the thing about birds.

We know that they will accept medals. Like a crow will absolutely accept a medal. I don't know if you could pin it to a chest, but they would definitely wear a necklace. Well, a necklace for sure. Yeah. Cros can wear a necklace. I assume.

Oh yeah. It would be a bracelet for us, but it would be a necklace for you. Any animal can wear a necklace. Yeah, sure. You're at it. If us, but it would be a necklace for us. Yeah. Any animal can wear a necklace. Yeah. You're right. If you have a neck, you can wear a neck. Yes.

That's beautiful. What is it called? It's not a necklace. Okay. But flamingo is not going to wear a necklace because that will come immediately off as soon as he was going for sure. Well, if it's a choker, maybe not. Do you have any dogs?

If you're trying to put a necklace on. Dogs are not going to wear necklaces. I know dogs are wearing necklaces. I was going to ask. Does anyone do like pukeshell? Oh, dog. If you're trying to put it on. I know dogs all wear necklaces. I'm gonna ask. Does anyone do like pukeshell? Oh, dog gawd.

I'm never worn pukeshell necklaces, but I know that you guys have. Are they kind of painful? Well, I don't think I ever had a full, I had just one shell. No, because I have a pen. Yeah, a pen until like a little shell. Right, there's nothing.

No pain there. No pain? It's painful looking back and thinking about it. No, no, no, yeah. But what if you fall asleep in it? You don't really scrunch your face so much. No, no. You're so powerful.

I was 17, nothing hurt. You could do nothing to my body. The pookas are always matched with my cramae. So I think that like you're gonna get like the nice soft plushy hemp on your skin. Oh my gosh, gosh. Yeah, I really like the idea of a Pukashell dog call. Pukashell dog call.

Yeah, that's awesome. That's really rad. It's all done in the hot store. Ah! Yes, another business venture of bond. I will personally find the shells on the beach. It's a little unrelated, but worth briefly getting into. My sister was on a flight and clearly someone was coming to first class.

That was like important. And there are people like looking, and when she looked, it was the mascot for Target. It was the dog. Oh, what? No. That was a little like, is it a Jack territory? Like the bulls, like it's like a bulls, the bulls, the bulls I think. Yeah, what's it called?

That they're like the dumbest kind of dog. Oh, they got the big nose. Like a, I know what you're talking about. But like a spinter. It's like a spinter? Yeah, that's, that's, sure. Yeah. Yeah, it was a spinter.

It's a targant, spinter, pups. It was a targant, spinter, pups. Now, I guess, do they add the target digitally? Or do they paint it on? I don't remember if it actually had it on there. I assume they painted on right for you. Is it named Spud's McKenzie? That's a different same kind of dog, yeah.

That is the same kind of dog. That's a spinter. That's the bug-wise dog. Now this is what you're gonna find out on the wiki wonder is what sort of dog that is. Let's put a pin in the target. Dog that's the bug- Yeah, and I think Spud's McKenzie was around

around the same time as a Super Mario Brothers Super Show And when your beer is on the medicine cabinet It's a beer dog Is the medicine cabinet always where the guest appears? We're ready to look into this It looks like they have a lot of guests. I saw on there on their IMD that Vanna White is on an episode Whoa Wow, that's a great 80s cameo. Yeah, and I guess this makes sense why they're not getting sucked into the pipes because like the guests would just have to like Intertain the audience for a bit because they'd be in Mario Land and the guests were sitting in their apartment

Mm-hmm. Just eggert does a tight ten I thought she was really nailing it. Yeah, I feel like she really brought the live action segments alive I really I feel like she really put a lot of effort into this camera. Yeah. And we'll explain exactly why. We'll explain because we haven't said it yet what happens, but it goes a pretty unexpected place. Yeah.

This is a tough day on set, right? This was a tough day. I would not. I would not. I would not really fall. In some ways, they really minimized. We'll get into it. We'll get into it.

Yeah. But let's finish with the cartoon. Just remember she's going to a party. She has to go. Yeah, yeah. Ask to go. Okay, so in the cartoon, we got toad with Burdo. We've got to these, birds have just been robbed of their metal.

Disgraceful. Then Kupas, like, I'm gonna go do this myself and hops on a snowmobile and goes after them. A bunch of shy guys ski uphill, which is, yeah. I like that. I like that. Just as fast as the snowmobile. Just as fast as the snowmobile.

Even faster than a snowmobile. No, maybe you wonder why there's a snowmobile at all. Yeah, Bowser brings his full fucking squad. He's got the shy guys, he's got a bunch of Cooper troopers who are just running. And not fucking around. He's got a good coderie and everyone's on a fun vehicle. Yes, so Bowser just wants Mario to like, We're just running. Enough fucking around. He got a good coterie and everyone's on a fun vehicle. Yes.

So Bowser just wants Mario, like, cause he's there. It's not like Bowser is there. Like he wants Mario's deal. He wants to steal the princess. Yeah, I see. But Mario's mission is unrelated to Bowser. Mario's just a foot, so Bowser is chasing him.

Mario's just trying to get, I think that's it. Because Mario and Luigi bested Bowser, I actually know this law, but I'm's because Mario and Luigi bested Bowser. I actually know this law, but I'm assuming it's because they bested Bowser by freeing the princess. Yeah, he got like a crush. Yeah, yeah. I can't get away. We crossed Mario and Luigi beneath his big sweaty feet.

Right, so they're around now. And then have him ride guys like his feet. Yeah, oh gosh, freshly cleaned feet. No further questions, I'll get it now. Oh. There's a bunch of shy guys just salivating for that day. So Mario and the princess and Luigi find Berto's actual babies frozen in an ice cube. Yeah.

Mario defrost the ice cube with a little fireball thing. That is confidence really. With his sexy confidence, his face is smoldering. Let's face it, it's smoldering. Purely pissed on. It makes you feel sexy. His platonic sexy confidence. Yeah.

But he kind of just does it any time he shoots the fireball. It sounds so funny. So he's just like, Bink, pu, pu, pu. Yeah. So he pews a little fireball baby gets freed And then meanwhile the bee story Toad is taken up by mama burdo into the sky and she wants to So lady I don't know what a fly as a viewer your suspense is rising

Yeah, you know you're thinking this guy can't fly. Todd is at it. He might die. Todd Todd is at a minimum. I'm gonna break his legs. Yeah. Todd is his species. Todd is his name. Todd toad.

So Todd gets dropped by burdo. And Mario Luigi don't save him. He just uses his hat head. Right. It's part of his skin. He's pretent it's a hat. Mushroom can. Unnerving to see his little tiny head without the mushroom.

Yeah, no hair. I would have been more disturbing. Suddenly, there was like a gorgeous mane under it. Yeah, beautiful blonde. Yeah, they like all their length. Yeah, yeah. Tussle down to his shoulders. That happens if you pull any mushroom cap off, there is hair under there. Whoa.

Yeah, really? If you never had mushroom hair spaghetti, it's delicious. No. It's a delicacy. So he uses his mushroom cap to parachute down to the ground. And then he sees the baby's like, ah, that's mommy's baby. And then they reunites the baby. Toad resist bringing the baby to her, though, which is weird.

Right. Yeah, I don't want to go back there. Yeah, it's like, well, you won't have to. You're bringing the baby. Toad resist bringing the baby to her though, which is weird. I don't want to go back there. Yeah, it's like, well, you won't have to. You're bringing the baby to me anyway. Yeah. And the baby says, he sees how sad the baby is and he's like, okay. Yeah. He was down to let the baby die if it wasn't sad.

Right. They cried so he saved it. If the baby just manned up and was willing to die if it snowed, don't would have let it. Right. It's a big character moment for Toad. It's a huge character. We all remember, he just took his head off and parachute it down with his own skin.

Right. That lady essentially did try to kill him. He lost his head. Yeah. I would say that's the moment that Todd became Toad. Yeah. Yeah. He's Todd whenever he takes his mushroom cap off and he's not a mushroom anymore.

Then he comes to toe to toe. So he manages to get down, they reunites, and then Burdo, so excited that she got her actual baby back. Helps, toads, drop, turnips on, Kupas, Goons heads. Yeah. Kupas starts retreating immediately. Kupas goes from, you said this, like, yeah, go ahead. Well, there's like, Mario's got his fire flower and he's just blasting the little shy guys.

They're running at this. Yeah. And then they finally hit him and he doesn't have anymore and it's like, what are Mario and friends going to do now that he doesn't have that? And that's when Toad is dropping the turnips on it. And everyone starts running away from the turnips. Like, fireballs. Yes. Fireflies okay.

Turn. Fireflies could handle, but turnups, I ate vegetables. They don't even leave a bruise. You see the turnips hit their head and it just kind of goes boom. And then I, they die. Yeah, right.

They just tear it. They just eat it. They just eat it like that. And then, so they start running away and Mario and crew chase them, throwing turnips at them, them. They have surrendered. These are work crimes. Yeah, this wouldn't.

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I wish that they would just do necklaces for that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Birds should have necklaces. It would make for a beautiful silhouette as you see them. Like flying in the night, the sun is setting. The sort of locket on the chain is sort of like a bird. What would you do? I mean, what would you do if you saw it? It's a a locket. It's a picture of two babies. If you saw a bird with just like a nice like birthstone necklace. Yeah. Or dog tags. Oh my god.

Or boogishels. Why not? Yeah, and it's fitted to the bird. So you know it's the bird's necklace. Do you try to catch that bird? I would take a photo. What? Do you mind if I take a photo to the necklace?

You don't want to know. I would be like, oh, it could be an animal. I think that's not in my business. That's you see a bird wearing a necklace. You say this has got nothing to do with me. Am I going to impose my will on this bird and take a snack list to understand what's going on? I just want to take a snack list. I want to take it and snack list, but I will be like, excuse me, are you trapped? See, I'm trapped. Oh Are you and all the more friend? That's a generous read on this issue Clap once if that's your necklace. Yeah You gotta find out if they spent more than two hours on a morph could be the way

Yeah I Think that the fun part about that would be you would go online and then find like a big community of people who are like Obsessed with like tracking down necklace birds. And it's like some people are putting the necklaces on the birds. Some of them are like ecological conservancy folks who are like tracking birds via the necklaces.

And some people are just enjoying these necklace birds. Yeah. The necklaces would need to be so light because the birds are hollow. It's like skinny ass balls. Yeah, like floss on a tooth. Yeah. Oh, if skinny ass bones. Like floss on a tooth. Yeah. Oh, if you're gonna put a necklace on a bird,

make sure it's floss. Yeah. Okay. Or like a platinum chain. I think platinum's pretty lightweight. Sure. Okay. Yeah, only platinum.

Yeah, don't you go. I have them or floss. Nothing in between. I don't got a lot of platinum. Why are we not kidding? I floss my teeth with platinum actually. Wow. Yeah.

Well, just dripping out of your mouth. That's sweet. I'm the fucking man and I need a gum graph. All right, so now I should be going back to the, I need a gum graph. Let's go back to the live action. Can I have a gum? Let's go back to the live action.

And let's remember that that egg root has a party to go to. Yeah, you can go to the live action. Let's go back to the live action. And let's remember that that anger has a party to go to. Yeah, let's do that. Talk that into your back pocket. Okay, so she's been sprayed by the sink water. And Mario's like, oh no, go stand over here. Stand there in front of some fucking weird place. Like a friend. She's about to sit in a cake.

Right, there's a cake that's in a chair. For no reason. And then we just said, wait, wait, watch out for that cake and then he puts it on the floor. Right, yeah. And then he's like, go stand by the furnace. It will warm you up. But the furnace, I actually don't know what happened.

With the furnace. Shoot some exhaust. So it's covered in. Yeah, turn around covered. Turn around covered in soot. Covered in soot. And this is Nicole Egert mind you. you thought the water was bad enough. Yeah You know what I was it what Charles being in charge was bad enough

Does this start spraying out and she does not move her face? Yeah? Yeah, she's there for like five pulls and I would say puts her whole face in front of the vent Yeah And then she and then she tries to escape that and steps in the cake Yes, and then had moved off of the chair that was on the chair for no And then in fleeing the cake and the suit she goes and sits on another chair which has a pie on it right I believe it's a second cake or is it a pie? I thought it was like a deep dish Actually, no it's a pizza pie. Yeah a pizza pie. It's a pizza pie. Why is there so much food on the ground?

There's two hungry brothers. I think food is fun. There's tables. I agree that food is fun. Murph hates food. Wow. I'm gonna come out. I'm gonna come out against food.

I'm sorry, I just don't think we need to eat. Yeah. I haven't seen the science. So that's the last thing that she's covered in, right? Well, she's got the water. She's got the soot. She steps into cake, sits in a pot. At this point, you're watching this and you're like, this actress is a champ. Yeah, go ahead. She's game. She's game. Yeah, just absolutely.

A. Okay, keeping a straight face. Covered. She's not laughing. This, that's why this batshit episode in the ice world, where nobody gets sucked into any pipes. Right. His first is because Egert was gay. They must have gone to malls across the country and just like grabbed kids and said, hey, we got some to show you. They put this on the screen.

The kids are going nuts for Egerts. Yeah. Yeah. Egerts tested really well. Egerts got sloppy. The kids lost their goddamn noodles. All right, so remember how we had talked about, and we had teased that Nicole Egert had a party

that she was going to do the right. Yeah, the brothers, and this is a bit of a profusely apologize, and they feel so bad. They feel so bad that they've covered her in various cakes and pies, where we just sat in an ice. Oh, she also, there's also like a garbage pipe that just dropped into the last thing. Yeah, there's also like a garbage pipe that just brought us to college.

The last thing, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was that. That was after sitting in the hot tub. It was so many things. The last thing that happened to garbage pipe. It was a lot of things. It was great. It was like a car wash of dirt and shit.

And opposite car wash. Yeah. Mario and Luigi are so apologetic as they should be. Because this is, Eggert is a mess right now. Yeah. And she's famous in the world. And she's famous and she lives in a medicine cabinet.

Yeah, and she says, you have no reason to be sorry. You guys actually really helped me out. And they said, what? How? Do you remember how I said I was going to a party? Do you remember? Did everyone at home remember?

If you remember, she was going to a party. And she says, I was going to a party. Did everyone at home remember? If you remember, she was going to a party and she says, I was going to a sloppy party where it's supposed to show up as sloppy as possible. And the person that's the sloppiest wins. What? What? What's the party? We don't know. I love winning a party. It's a really good feeling. And so then they start covering her in the cake and the pie as sort of a ha ha cut to credits thing. Yeah. But they don't like pie her in the,

like you know, they do like sleeves and stuff. She just starts rubbing the pie all over like her shirt. Yeah. I was like, I was telling you this actress had a good spirit. She was like, this is fun. Or that agent.

But I'm wondering whose decision that was, if that was like hair and makeup, that was like, you cannot pie, eggert, we cannot reset. I think they had extra costumes, but not extra hair. Yeah, right. They didn't have extra for eggert.

Extra. I realized that we actually skipped over another one of my favorite parts. Is that right? This was in the animation, though. Yes. At the very end of the animation, they sit down to a meal at the birds, like Mario. Oh, yes. We see the princess.

And then the bird puts out what looks like one really long, thick noodle. And remember that. Remember that? And then, and then Mario says, I love spaghetti, which is weird, right? And then a little worm head pops up and says, we're not spaghetti, we're worms, I think. And then he says something like,

I've never been show insulted and then the camera zooms in on the worm There yeah, this is really stupid plural for one worm. Yeah I forgot about that because I laughed so hard. It was jettison from my memory We also had to love it when these old shows Zoom in on someone who hasn't been in it the entire time It's just the to show's, zoom in on someone who hasn't been in it the entire time. Right, yeah. It's just the weird, stupid, favorite myocurracter.

Plain worm. Just a weird little guy who wants to be eaten, who's desperate to be eaten. That was another moment that we did not, we had to look up Nicole Egert because when she was introduced and she was in the Madison cabinet, we were laughing too hard in her name. Yeah. So we knew that they were pumped to see her but we did not know who she was.

Right, so we learned her name and we still didn't know. Yeah. Does she live in the walls? I bet so much thinking, is that so woman in the walls? Oh. It might be just like, maybe that was like the trend of the time for celebrities, it was like wall living. It was kind of like, you know, like a tiny home sort of thing where you just like live between two apart

You're so famous that you have to stay on set twenty-seven exactly so the Charles and the charge house is on the other side of the medicine It's hard to remember everything from the 80s and 90s, but people did live in walls Yeah, I remember being born in a lot of things I've forgotten but I do remember that yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you had a squeeze house Between between the beams Yeah, I love gack. I love Nick Lodina was living in walls It was guts and a wall for me I forget if we have gack when we were in the walls or did we get that just after we came up? Personally, I had flown and I lived next to a squirrel.

I got it. Yeah, I found GAC in the wall. It was in the 5 GAC. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, some of the insulation got melted and became GAC. People used to call me GAC Oyama. Did they really? I would have called you gag slow my

Flowma I love the instant okay, okay, okay, we're not Let's cut it Seriously pretend I didn't talk So I feel like it's very unbranded It's very unbranded for Emily to know what I bet it loam is but not gag Loam yamba enough Give me the SD card mother fuckers call a quick Now record again

Can we get back to the sloppy party guys? The sloppy party. Yeah. So I know this is a show for kids, right? Yeah, yeah. But, you know, I've seen Sesame Street and stuff, and it just kind of fucking makes more sense than this did, right? Yeah. It's a sloppy party. What is a fucking sloppy party?

Where are the cakes on the chairs? Well, the cakes on the chairs makes sense to me, because like you saw the apartment. You saw how they were living. They're just kind of spreading everything out They're living a sloppy lifestyle. Yeah, imagine how how different it would have felt if she said actually really help me out I'm going to a dirty party after it. Yeah Sloppy is better than dirt. Yeah, I think I found it though

I think I found the thematic link between the animation and the live action episode, which is sloppiness. Because Burdo is giving sloppy kisses, sloppy milky-factor kisses. Bowser's feet are getting sloppy. Licks. Okay, right in his gene yet. Everyone's getting slopped on. Everyone's getting slopped on across the board.

And eventually, I guess the Mario Brothers learned that it's okay to be sloppy. And I like that. Yeah. As long as it's pletonically sloppy. It did look fun when Egert was caking herself. I was like, that was pretty funny. Just like rubbing cake into her shoulders. To go to someone's house where they're hosting a party where by design, everyone is covered

in shit. How? You would just be like, everyone would leave and you'd be like, what have I done? Yeah. Some people are like, she's off at the'd be like, what have I done? Yeah, some people are like destroyed. Shoes off at the door, but no, not in my party. Sit in the pizza pie if you can before you come. Sit in the pizza pie.

Step on a pizza and walk in. Shoes on. Come covered in garbage. It would be fun if you had a real shitty landlord and they were being a huge asshole. Oh yeah. And you had to leave. And one last, and you're like, I'm security to pause, it's fucked.

I'm gonna have a sloppy party, have one last hurrah. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, leave your coats and piss on my bed, I guess. It's a sloppy party. It's nefarious when shows because they're for children. They just put in no effort and just make them dog shit. It's so weird. The when shows because they're for children. They just put in no effort. Yes, make them dog shit It's so like the fair. Yeah, it's absolutely the Feel it's such a dumb way to end it. Yeah, there was like no or that was the first idea not even an idea

Yeah, it's like oh, what if it's a sloppy party perfect. Yeah, no, no one questioned it. No, it's like what is that? But yeah, I got had no notes. Yeah, I think I remember when we were- Hey, Egor did a great job. Yeah, she was game. She was so game. If anything, so game. She was game. I walked away, I walked away from an Egor fan.

Yeah, here's the worst part. Is I looked it up and Egor does live in Glendale, which is where I live. So there's like a non-zero chance I could run into Egor and like, oh my god. Even suck because like if she introduces herself to me me the first thing I'm gonna say is sloppy party You're like walking your dog and you see like a trail of slap on the ground Well, you see a bunch of dirty-ass people going into a house

Another classic sloppy party. I wonder who's gonna win. You got it. Cuddle, if you said that to her, if you see Nicole Aggert walking her dog on the street. Right. And you say, her dog's wearing a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful,

you walk up to her. Her bird's wearing. And you say, A piece of floss with a ruby on you say you say that was quite a sloppy party Ha, and give her a wink. Uh-huh She released her dog and said get him and the dog bites you several times. Do you press charges? You just know it was your fault. I think that would be so hurt to rest our As the dog is just biting my neck repeatedly,

I think I screamed before my vocal cords give out and just screamed, I did it! I did it! It was a sloppy party! Yeah! And then it makes no sense that we'd be a winner! Hahaha! You know what?

Why don't we go ahead and rate this A to J, A, being the worst being, oh wait, no, no, wait. no no wait is a bad is bad and a is bad I really do either not loving it always for Jay Jay is just a watch is it worth it to ask why it stops at Jay no that's a great question that's a great question. That's a great question. We did a good buck up. Yeah, that's great about it. This is a question for 2015. We're going to be called all of that. Yeah, so we'll send that question back. I know.

We were different people then. Why is a party sloppy, Zach? Nobody knows. Hey, I don't. I'm going to go with a B for Boo. Because, and I didn't do it at, you know, actually that's unnecessarily harsh. Boo. Ha ha ha ha ha. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Because, and I didn't do it at, I, you know, actually that's unnecessary, Harsh.

I liked the live action portion, because I thought Nicole Edgar really did well. Yeah, yeah. And I really liked seeing a really confident Mario like after he got a new outfit, that really felt inspirational. And I'm thinking of getting some a red shirt and some white overalls for myself.

I can embody that fire flower confidence. Yeah. I'm gonna bound. I'll go E for Eggert because I think it was mostly bad. Yeah. It was so game. It was that was the old watchable part to be. Yeah. I'm gonna give it a for free standing sink. It was incredible. I thought I would pull it. It's so pretty close to A in this one thing. Yeah. With the caveat, I did think of a few letters first that were after Jay. So I had to pivot at the last second.

Can I get one anyways? S for sloppy. That was my first thought of doing well. And of course, gave it an F for funky feet, for real. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go ahead and give it a C for it could have done

without everything. Except maybe the theme song and the bird medals. And the bird medals. Actually bird medals actually captain Lou was good Yeah, the guys were good. Yeah, it was they could have hosted a good kid show It's just totally I'm gonna I'm actually gonna upgrade to an F for flow my yama Enough enough, okay I like did you switch it from gag to flow but did not change the last Just picturing you an 11 year old kid just getting bullied really like what are you talking about?

Was great what was flown was like like a little ball. Yeah What would hurt you more eating gag or eating flown well? Classics are bad. So I think probably the phone right Whatever gack was which is very Comes it's like a natural reservoir that they might Yeah, it's high in soulfates. You could make it at home. I remember I don't I doubt it was the same You still people still do that. Oh, yeah, it's a huge community. There's sort of a type of fracking That's just for There's sort of a type of fracking that's just for gack. It's gack it's g, but this one you ride in flow more gas

I don't know why I'm asking all these fucking stupid. I've been able to do it today, but they're kind of big If you you know how you get those like vote from home packets What would you vote for? You just saw like what do you vote for on prop 337 You just saw like what do you vote for on prop 337 of what should come out of your sink? And then there's just there's no water option. It just foam in Your sink I might go for gag I would probably have to go gag Long would just be like someone taking a little What's wrong? Let's be honest. Yeah, I'm as less of a thing than gag

What's wrong? Let's be honest, one is less of a thing than GAC. I like to flow. I'm not sure if it's a flow of knowledge. You're a flow of a flow of rubber. I'm a flow of Yama. I'm an definitive answer though. Definitive answer. You can't fart, flow.

You can't fart, flow of. And when you get that GAC out of your sink, it's going to be farting all the way down. And it's going to be rather fun. And then you're going to need a snake for all the way down. And it's gonna be rather fun. There we go. And then you're gonna need a snake for all the gack. Yeah, you are gonna need a snake to get the gack out of your pipes. What about a water park but with gack instead? That would be a slug park. People would allow you to have to be dead.

Oh yeah, no, no, no. It would sink so fast, not be able to swim. Stuck at the bottom. Yeah, you're just less dense. Oh. Yeah. Your last breath would fart out of you. So fucking sad and then you just sucked down GAC, filling your lungs with GAC.

2,000 years later they find you perfectly preserved. There's not a moment where you're having fun and then the moment after it is I can't believe I'm gonna die like this. Object just reaching out as you realize immediately that you can't swim. Like, what the fuck? Dude, there's no bottom to kick off of. How many? As you panic more and more, GAC fills your orifices.

Yeah. How many GACs do you need to happen before they had to close down the bar? Good man. God. God. I have this mental image of my friend in high school as a joke

Jumped on to my other friends like pool cover like the pool was completely covered He just jumped onto it and then he just emerged with all this plastic like completely Oh no looking like a seaman fear Just like this was a fucking bad idea. I'm good at this round. Just instantly water-ported himself. We had to like full of mouth. No, no, no, no, no, no, not like this. Don't jump in a bowl with the cover still. Yeah, no, all right everybody. Let's go ahead and wrap this one up. Thank you all so much for listening. Does anybody have anything they'd like to plug? Oh, that's a Zack.

Gack Floyd, Flomiyama. Hey, what's up guys? Gack Floyd, Miama here. I guess I'll promote Dimension 20. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, that's about it. Yeah.

You're on this current season, Coffin Run. Oh, Coffin Run. And then we'll do other stuff. There's some ones that are huge. Yeah, and Starstruck was great. Yeah, we loved it. Are you making more of that little thing of dimension 20? Yeah, we are.

We're thinking about it. We'll go guys. That's your mouth. Thank you. Thanks so much. Sweet. Anybody else have anything else? I'll plug our shop where we're going gonna have a lot of bird necklaces

and our custom flome just up in there. So go ahead and check it out. That's gonna be shop.nadpod.com. Excesterize your pets with an ad pop. You really oughta. You really oughta. You could just buy a small shirt too, a small shirt for a big dog.

There you go. There you go. That's gonna look real fun. There you go. That's gonna look fun. I think we can all agree. An necklace for your birds. Yeah, if you make pukeschel necklaces and can do it at at scale at volume, it'll stop sliding to my DMs.

Yeah, if you're a macrame wizard, just let us know. Yeah. Is that macrame? I say macrame. What are you talking about? Yeah. What are you talking about? Look, crumb, I really wanted to wait for you.

What is that? Macrame. Zach Romaine. Zach Romaine. I'm fine there, a lot of to wait for you. Zach Romay. Zach Romay. Zach Romay. Zach Romay. Zach Romay. Zach Romay. So we will be talking about the show more over on our Patreon, patreon.com slash nat pod

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Zach, I know we have you on kind of a lot of stuff. So like you're part of the family. Absolutely. Great to always have you back. Thank you, Zach, for coming. Yeah, great to meet you. Great to meet you, dude. Jake, there's the first time for everything. Yeah, and of the family absolutely great always have you back. Thank you Zach. Yeah, great to meet you Do Jake there's the first time for everything? Yeah, I and the last time you guys can rewatch Jake and Amir if you want to Series that ended eight years ago

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