Not Another D&D Podcast - Bahumia Two-Shot: Treasured Heroes (w/ DM Jasper William Cartwright)

Episode Date: July 23, 2021

Join us for Part 1 of a Bahumia 2-shot series DMed by Jasper William Cartwright! The Boobs are the guests of honor at an award ceremony, but get more than just accolades. Balnor meets a new dad pal, Moonshine looks good in cheese, Hardwon tries sewer shrimp, and Beverly jumps the possum. Listen to Jasper on Three Black Halflings wherever you get your podcasts! Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!Music / Sound Effects Include:Sound Design by Daniel Ramos (twitter @schubirds and website: www.onlydans.cc)"Toxicity System" by Daniel Ramos"Pordemola" by Emily Axford."The One Who Came Before" by Emily Axford."Kiss of Life" by Emily Axford."The Posse" by Emily Axford."Starspawn" by Emily Axford."Stallios" by Emily Axford."Speaking Stump" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bohemia! I'm your bouncer, Brian Murphy, joined by... What? What? Sorry, we're mixing things up, everybody. We're back. Oh, he's back. But we're different.

I'm here with Jake Herwitz. Hard what? Sure wow. I don't like it at all. Emily Axford. Jake her wits hard what sure wow I don't like it at all Emily expert Okay now Moon shit Incredible clever and then of course, golf ball tanner, please do better. Never, never why?

Who? Yeah. Gold? Okay. Wow. Okay. You have all just stopped the enthusiasm in its tracks. Nobody has excited about the way.

To be back. Yeah. What's up with the train? What's up with the train? What's up with the train? That stopped really fast. Yeah, we're all, we all took a lot. We're just rolling down the side of a hill and our bones are just mush.

Yes. And then of course, introducing to the show, our guest DM for the evening, Jasper William Cartwright. Oh, what a great. Jasper William Cartwright. Oh, what a Jaspur William Cartwright. Guess DM, which stands for Dickman, there we go. I didn't know what it was. I was trying to go.

You don't have to steal it. I love your writing already. I'm straight down in the mud with everyone else. All right. What the Dickman says goes. Yes. Please don't make that a catchphrase. I go to shop.net.com.

But the Dickman says goes terrible. Dickman says goes, I'm writing it down now. It's going to be a night. I hate how catch you it is. And with that, we will throw to Jasper. Oh, wow, thank you so much for letting me be here and do this. Do you want to play some D&D, guys? Yes, let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's get that guy. Coco, Coco, Coco. To the mightiest and strongest heroes of Bohemia, I, Baron Terespawn, would like to cordially invite you to the treasured hero awards, which includes such incredible prizes as Best Boy, most hospitable and thickest of quad and calf. We would extend every grace and courtesy upon your arrival down to the tiniest of details. As God conquering heroes, it would be an honor to make your acquaintance and see those skills first hand.

Please RSVP to this message within 7 working days and please inform us of any dietary requirements that you might have, any particular foodstuffs that you might enjoy, we'll be more than happy to order and oblige. Should you wish to attend, you will receive a teleportation scroll within three weeks of the event, simply hold onto the scroll and you should be wished away on the trip of a lifetime. Tah-ha and see you soon. Okay, well seven working days seems like we've got about a month to respond to this letter. I'm following it, we're following over each other trying to RSVP though. Oh yeah, the Crick does a two hour work week, right?

They have really long weekends at the Crick. We don't have that long. We all got Jim Ferris' four hour work day and thought it was four hours a month. I'd still like to get in. I'd like to get in early so I can get my dietary restrictions of top and perfect force. I can't have ancient grains.

Any grain older than two years, this is no good for me. Okay, okay. Okay, make another of this, okay, right? Yes, grains, who is? Okay. Wave powder? Sorry, was that how about wave powder?

Okay, wave protein and also horse. Horse meat, okay, absolutely. And I'm just gonna need a key to the kitchen because I travel with my ingredients. I've got a fatty pack full of spices and I can usually find a crawdad even in a desert so I see her doing It's heroing honestly, okay crawl dad And you know what we'll do on bud platnums because it's an award ceremony. So we're gonna upgrade for the You gotta watch yourself because I've seen you after a bud

Relax Yeah, good show. Down there, you gotta watch yourself, because I've seen you after a Bud-Platte. That's a different view. It's a different view. Everyone relax. You don't breathe, you just down it in one go. In Hail, man. So, moonshine, Beverly, and hard one. You received, oh, I'm receiving this letter, you got to work, and you found out that Baron Terrace Pond is a shadowy and wealthy figure

who is known to operate out of Ezri. You then reached out to a friend of yours in Ezri, a good friend Stunkberg, to find out what the deal is with this particular gentleman. And he informed you that the Baron actually used to fund a lot of Professor Dutl's work. And now with Professor Dutl out of the way, he's taken matters into his own hands, trying to amass power with some of the richest folks in all of Bohemia with the slogan,

the gods had their chance, now the wealthy shall reign. Oh, that's awesome. This is some rendshake. Can I do a little subject to see if this guy is related to Ren? I've worked on my run, guys. So, yeah, he's a friend. Clearly, he must be stopped. So, you have heard that he is going to invite some of the wealthiest people in Bohemia to this island.

Even though you know that this Baron probably has some nefarious motives here, you decide to grab hold of this scroll three weeks later and you get whisked away. So, I'll change the scene as you land in a lush rainforest. Deep greens, blues, and oranges surround you as you land as a bit of a carved out path in this re-thick kind of jungle surrounding. You see this gorgeous and forearmed baby monkey kind of flying, jumping around and through the trees and you see just about to do a really big jump from one tree to another. This is when your attention is somewhat broken as Balnor, who wasn't with you as the time of reading this, appears next to you in a sitting position, sort of squatting position

with his trousers round by his ankles. It would seem that Balnor forgot that as soon as he touched the scroll, he'd be whisked away, so ended up reading the note on the toilet, and so this is where we are. Hey, hey guys, I thought you could read it on the, I was trying to get a little reading in. Well, I was, I was in the chat. I don't know, I don't know, is you in the toilet. You've got a king sized toilet and just a cot for a bed.

We know where you spend your time. All right, king needs his throne. I'm gonna pull my pants up if everyone could turn around. Well, not yet, hard one, just rips off a bunch of leaves off of a tree and hands them out. Yeah. Yeah. Do you need us to put this on? This looks like a double knee.

Do you use the bidet first? Okay, we need to stop focusing. I didn't start. I'm holding it. Okay, I sat down. I opened the scroll. I'm holding it. Yeah.

We don't want you to hold it. I'm pinching. I'm just holding it. I had to get them. Have you ever kind of had to take a ship and not fully had to take a ship? You're like, you know what'd be relaxing? Going in and taking a ship right now. I got this scroll to read.

I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna read the scroll and I'm gonna take a quick one. And then I showed up here and now I don't want to shit anymore, so I'm just gonna hold it until later. That's never happened to me, no. I'm gonna, I'm gonna push, pours the other three and just say, I think we gotta let Bal North see this shit through. I don't wanna see his hole in the face.

Well, yeah, he's, you're turning red, man. You hear from behind you, as Bal, not immediately, let's go of his bowels. Thank you. Oh, it's huge roar from behind you. Immediately, by the way, car car just flies off like straight off with on your shoulder just flies off immediately You just hit his Translates roughly moonshine you would know and to fuck right off. I love you as well He said thank you daddy love you too. Wow. There's not land anywhere in sighting. It's

been confident. Just still defining. He's getting me a fish. So the loud growling sound behind you. You see now this gigantic bear with antlers is pulling a cart. And on the cart, you see a very tall nomish gentleman. You know he's nomish because of certain facial features he has, but he is very tall for a gnome. Probably a little bit taller than a hard one, in fact. Like, well, pretty tall for a gnome.

Um, six what six I'm no I'm giving what's up look hard one stands on his tippy to he looks at him he even goes yes um oh I retract my watch I used to

talking on probably I must say I think I'm happy with that outcome what I please welcome you on to the cart Yeah, I'll give a toilet on board for a friend everyone stop talking about the damn toilet. I held it All right, we're good No one went to the bathroom. You see one that little baby monkey jumps down immediately just picks up the turn Runs up into the tree. So it's just really got to run before it throws it out. Be careful.

So I'm looking to use that turd to scribe on you, Bal. No, I don't know what you have in your past. Yeah, they've got your mats are now. I've amazes never happened before. At least I'll stop talking about my turds. Okay, I get on the guard. I think what all these critters running about, I look into my bib to make sure that pop-off's still there

and that he's not gonna waste the way. I'll let you do the pop-off rails, if you want. I thought that was a perfect rear. Okay, okay, wow. Rear, rear, rear. It's just pointing over, pointing over a ball, no, just like,

utterly, just, like, even for a correct, it's like, come on. He's so distinguished now. I know, Papa. I'm trying, I'm trying to roll with it, but I share your joy.

We're here, and you know that he's been doing electroclusion lessons so to work on his reels. Jasper, can we say that I gave Jaja the week off so that he could go to Turtis Camp? A hundred percent, a hundred percent. I had somebody turn his jokes, but I'll just, I'll scrap those off now. Oh no!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, When you received the first invitational scroll, you actually ended up receiving a few Invitational scrolls because you didn't respond to the first one they sent

A Bobby ended up actually getting hold of one of the scrolls and reading it and what just got a little bit interested and started asking some friends some questions around on the Feywild and found out a little bit of information About the island which he then related to you Which is that legend has it that this island is in fact where the goddess of civilization erathus and Melora the goddess of nature actually first I pop my overall bib oh hard one more leaves more leaves just wait Mo just, oh, hard one, more leaves, more leaves. Just wait, Munchan, the, and as with Erassus and Melora, this is, this island is said to be, where they first consummated their rather tempestuous relationship.

And in the first night of fiery passion, they had together what sprung forth was all kinds of magical foliage and plant life. So around you, this is why you see all these kind of strange, weird and wonderful plots, which even you, moonshine, haven't the foggiest clue what these kind of these these plots just do. I just just see around you all. I turned to everyone and I say, y'all, what you're looking at, this is Malora's orgasm. We are standing amid Malora's earth, shattering orgasm. We are standing amid Malora's earth

Shattering orgasm. We're all gonna get laid this weekend. It's gonna be epic. I remember learning about this School it was a weird day and we all had to get a note signed by our parents You actually you actually see one of the trees you can see that the branches of form just Just like of the trees. You can see that the branches of form just, ah, just like in the trees. I tell you what, I've died and gone to heaven. I believe now, Malora. Yeah, you can feel, there is just like, there is just a general sexual energy in the air. And it's just around, yeah, this is,

this is classic sexual energy. I know, I know it when I see it. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. You have no idea what to do with yourself. Ha ha ha. You have to remain sitting in this car for fear that someone, that standing up will be way too risky for you right now.

I, he said everyone get on the car. Yeah. Sit down, all of us. So you, so you bundle on the carp and you start making a way down this path and through these trees you see this big castle in front of you. This is the castle known as Gregorborn. It is a large castle but it has more like elven like finishes to it. It's got lots of flourishes and lots of colour in it, even though it's structured more like a kind of a

straight kind of human castle. It has a moat around it, which you see as you approach seems to have like missed rising upwards as there is a magical updraft being created around the castle itself. And you see all the banners and like chains and things that are hanging off of the castle are all again floating upwards

It's effectively the wind wall spell just if you want to get mechanical Mm-hmm, and I do and Just before you kind of cross a little drawbridge you notice that there are magical runes kind of encircling the entire Castle like kind of big some big stones like big chunky stones with like Elven writing written on them and some smaller ones as well dotted around, but they see do it in circle, the sort of the whole way around the castle itself. That's an elf, can I go around reading those runes?

I am a bit of a reader these days. Brilliant. Go ahead and roll me a perception check. See how many of these runes you see as you're kind of going through on this cart. A down the dash, but we are high level, so that becomes 19. Ooh, my car. Very good.

I know I will not regret doing this at level two. That's fine. So we gave you every hour, not to do the opposite. The amount of times you told me this is a bad idea I didn't listen to an episode where you said whatever the guest DM does they shouldn't run it at level 20 And it's still what it did it This is entirely my fault. What ever happened? We went at home being like I can't believe they made just for to this jazz for me to be

Why do you do this to me? My wife held me down like put on my neck and said you have to do it at level 20. Look at it at level 20. Blue. You flew to Manchester to Polly Jasper and to making us do this, right? He flew to Manchester, quarantined for 10 days that cannot have quarantined.

I was just responsible. I was just responsible. Anyway, I cast Dispel Roon. A magical finger comes up and just flips you off. As you try to do that. Wow. No, is that part of the foreplay? Absolutely.

It's a certain finger. So as you read these Roons, you see that there, you seem to be like warding Roons against certain types of spells A lot of them seem to be conjuration based spells Things like teleportation. This is a big event. This is a big kind of Party and gathering of lots of wealthy people and so they want to ensure that no one's just gonna magically appear Do some shenanigans and then disappear. I understand sort of like the wedding crash or it's kind of keeping people out. Are there any other sort of spells that stand out to me

other than like plane shifts and teleportation that they might be awarding against? Anything weird in there. I would say with a 19, it doesn't look like there's anything explicitly weird from what you're seeing, but also these rooms go like all the way around the castle. So you might not see everything that's kind of currently there

That the moonshine isn't enough of a reader at this point Your eyes look so heavy moonshine. Are you okay? Fuck a nap. Yeah, you've got point of exhaustion from reading for your words moonshine So it's roll with his advantage. W. Great, thanks. Traveling prepares Moon China, Crick Coffee. Yeah. Which is just Crick Water.

Crick Water. Brown Crick Water. Wow, early for a Crick Water, but okay. Just coughing in the back of the car, the car drivetuns round goes, oh, we will provide announcement when you arrive. I should. Okay, that's one for the road, buddy.

Hey, we're not driving. True, true. It's not a walking day for you, is it? You're a lot of drisk walk. So as you make your way across this drawbridge and through the walls of Gregorborn, go ahead and roll me a quick perception check whoever would like to, as you have a look around.

Gladly. 25. So you look around, there is a few nobles kind of milling around having drinks. All of them look extremely excited as they see you arrive on the car and they immediately sort of take off running towards this sort of courtyard area, which you seem to be

being driven towards. And as you look around, there are a little mix of other species and races, but predominantly they are gnomes. And you do notice something, which is that the gnomes dressed in the finer clothing are taller than the others. So, and there are some, there's like one gnom, which seems to be decorated with all kinds of little like

medals and medallions and rings and all kinds of things. And they are like nearly like seven foot tall. Like really, really tall friggin' gnomes. The mega gnomes, I've heard of them. I do, with that perception check, do I hear any faint Tee-hee's? Or I'll be in the clear. Well, this is a strange thing that's slightly kind of

Tee-hee. Because that vocal vowel touch is stretched out. Oh, get off, sorry. With that 25% can I just hear that again? So yeah, you see these two just tinking glasses looking at each other and then you just, Tee-hee. Tee-hee.

Tee-hee. I'm going to put his hand on his sword. You see the driver's looking a little sway. He's just like seeing you looking at this. You see the driver turn around, shop with the tees. So, you also hear a muffled, like a smashing sound.

As you look off to the right-hand side, you see a big kind of cast-iron cooking pot flies out of the window. And lands amongst loads of other cooking pots. Those are good pots. Like, look at that. I mean, I got it on this again. What's it going on?

That's a liquor stain. I got a half off this this car and try and figure out what's sort of crusade against the crusade happening. Well, as you look over with much concern, you see with your particular perception check, that there seems to be a small kind of formation of insects flying directly towards you and then they duck just underneath the cart.

They're usually so attracted to me. They must be indeed very attracted to you. So they fly in a V kind of formation. You see a few of them hanging back and they're swapping in and out of formation. It's like fighter jet levels of precision. These flies as they dart underneath the cart. They really solution. How do you go?

Yeah. They do not make skaters like this at the crick. It is chaos there. As you go to step off of the cart, you get just through the entrance way of this courtyard, where in it you see there is a whole crowd packed filled with these like noble looking people and there is this like nervous excitement in the air, which is when you see at the front on a stage with this big banner behind him with this with treasured heroes written across it, You see this, um, an arrowcobra, like,

uh, an arrowcobra man, but looks and resembles more of a swan. Uh, he has a big long neck, although he has slightly yellowed feathers. Um, he's like definitely older. He's an older gentleman. And unlike most arrowcobra you've ever seen, this guy is very retarded. He is a big pop belly man. This is a hundred percent barren terrorspawn. Um, he has a little long flight, a little long flight bird. Bocha, yeah, yeah. This is just beautiful already. A rotund swan. I could not be experiencing more rotund swan Rotten Swan Culton. I think he kind of wants to take over the world. So that's everybody. Remember that.

Okay. I just want to give my hug. I want to know what it feels like to be wrapped up in those feathers. I'm pretty sure he just wants to give us a walk. I mean, we're not going to be manipulating it, aren't we? We're just all actually team. Team, real quick, I just have one question.

If I feed the Swan bread, are we going to go to jail? Absolutely. Yes. I'm going to say yes. Beverly, we absolutely are. Yeah, this one can feed himself, Brad. You're sure it seems like he likes carbs. Beverly shoves the loaf of bread back into the bag of holding.

You can just hear a faint from a slight distance. He's still a little away from you. Like, oh, I saw someone putting away the bread. Get it out! The bread out! It was supposed to be a surprise! Man, I take it back. Bread!

Bread! You just started losing his mind. Oh! No, no, Salantosk, Salantosk, here is. But as you go through this archway, suddenly your muscles start to seize up. This happened to me in the woods, too. Don't worry, it passes. You start to.

Yeah, hard one. Your bones are still fully going and just start. It's just will not. It's even worse now than before. I would stand up. What's going on? It's just will not even worse now than before I would protect the I'd mind Please please probably a deception check all of you the other three of you start to try and up to fight against it. Can I send him handy Andy to give him the help act? What is he gonna do to help?

I don't know, I don't think it'll help. I'm not gonna help. handy Andy is gonna roll way too well, and I refuse to now write what would happen afterwards, so I'm gonna flat just saying, what was the deal? I rolled it, I got a six. Six, okay.

You go to stand up and it's just so blatantly, in fact, you stay sitting down and don't try and fight this paralysis that's happening and it's very obvious why. The whole crowd, in fact, looks really excited and now I'm just like, oh, okay. This guy shitting the words,

this guy shitting the words this guy shit in the woods Beverly I would never hop on for no reason yeah, it was better You just hear Beverly that's why then I bring my L.A. train shovel no then I didn't

What? What? That's I'm a little bit more than a tree shovel. No, then I did shit. No, what? Clearly. Let's get shit. Oh, it's all work. And then you just hear a, hey, why is that monkey got a shit in his hand? I'm running around the castle with a shit. There's the prounor and see how much he needs this. Yeah, roll me an insect, Jack.

Oh, shit. That's only a five. Bottle, uh, Bottle feels, um, ashamed of what happened, but like, he might live, like you could probably throw him under the bus here and be okay. You'd be fine. That shit's way too big for a kid like me. Yeah. That's true. It must have been the old guy. No, no, I might think it weaker as you get older. The terrace bug. Yeah, yeah, that is true. And this one, we hold on a second. We're kidnapping you.

You. Wow. At least no one's talking about my heart on anymore. That's it. No, that's not even for a kid. How is happening, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, rest of the episode. If nothing else from this episode is canon, I want it to be this. So, your muscles, they begin to freeze up as you look around and kind of panic, you can feel survey the courtyard, you see that not every single one,

but most of the nobility roll back their sleeve and hold up this glowing symbol on their forearm which looks like a bag of money with coins coming out of it. And you can see the fine address ones have more coins on their glowing tattoo. And as this happens, there is a really high-pitched ringing noise. As Papa, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir,

rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, rir, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r, r And then last thing that you notice as the banner behind you, the the the the Arakokra terrors pond claps his hands the banner behind you you see where it's a treasured heroes, spelt with two ease, some of the letters fall away to just leave the words Teehee, as a gentleman with Oh, that's a gentleman with an eye patch. He's a genius. A very, very tall gnome with an eye patch and a duster coat stands up and he's got some

weird metal contraption in his hand, aims it towards you, fires and just goes, Tee-hee, motherfucker's. I hated that, but it sounded good. You all begin to like fall. It feels like you're like falling all of a sudden as a blanket is thrown over the top of you. Oh no, was this one of Malora's blankets? It doesn't smell no, and it was nice.

It's a very public thing for the followers of Malora. She would never had it in a blanket. Yeah, absolutely not. Do I see what Papa went to? A papa run back out of the courtyard. It would seem basically whatever they were doing to you guys. They didn't anticipate Papa being there. So like he wasn't like caught up in the like spell or whatever.

Okay, so I can take some solace in the fact that he's maybe in safer hand than I am right now. That you can probably assume, yes. Okay, I cling to that, it's all this. So as you begin, this is a weird sensation of falling, you feel this blanket thrown over the top of you as you can feel yourself being like corralled somehow and then dropped into a jar. No, like it must be a huge glass jar, right?

Sometime goes past and you're all sort of still lying stiff next to each other kind of rattling around in this jar as it's being carried for some time and Eventually you hear like a boom As the the the the blanket is taken off of the jar and you can hear now the sort of muffled sounds of a ballroom, which has, you realize that you're on a plinth, but you are surrounded by giants. Nay, these are the same people.

You are just really, really, really small. No! Oh! Oh! I look down at my overall bib. Is it at least still proportional? Tell me it's still proportional. You're just completely nude in this giant,

like in this giant bib. Everyone go ahead and roll me a constitution saving throw. Um. Hmm. Oh, hey, don't forget to add plus six to that. Oh! Oh, geez. Thank God. Thank God. 24? Oh, hey, don't forget to add plus six to that. Oh, oh, geez. Uh, 24.

24? 29. 29. Okay, plus six is gonna be 24 or 12. 24? Uh, it's a 15 for Beverly. I got a two shout out. This worked out so well.

So basically this is how much smaller you got. So hard one, you're still the tallest. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Much smaller you got so hard one you're still the tallest Beverly is like even shorter Apparently to you but he was before Did you ask it? Yeah, he looks like oddly like he's like six It's inverse now. All right. Nobody's gonna buy that he made that shit now. What are we gonna do?

It's aboutounder just sweating. See it's out, everybody. It's okay, honestly, I can sculpt one that would look like it was directly from him. We can pin this out of the bowl. I never buy this. It's cereal bowl of almost. I'm not produce to shit like that.

So as you're looking around, you see people milling around, like sort of having a laugh and a drink. And you see, there are normal regular sized gnome was walking around and they're all dressed in little weight as outfits with their like carrying trays of like drinks and stuff, backwards and forwards and feeding people like, or dirt.

But you see they are really tentative with the food trays. Like there's like a panicked look on their faces, they're kind of like holding it out in front of them, like kind of handing it around to people and people are eating the stuff, like the food stuffs really quickly. You even notice one of the trays begins to like sparkle with a bit of energy, like a bit of magical arcane energy,

and the tray, the way to just fully hocks it out the window. Flies to the window lands somewhere outside. As this tray of food starts to sparkle with magical energy. So as people are milling around, you now cast a ray to the sort of far end of the room, under this massive kind of window. And there you see the, that gentleman, the duster cloak with an eye patch on.

You also see baron terrors pond and a few of the kind of finer nobles, all kind of, ha, t, t, ha, t. There's one like smaller, younger no, t, t. And you know it's there still next to a glass box. And in it, there is that strange metal contraption. You get the sense that whatever you return to your normal size, that would be the key.

Whatever is inside that box. And behind the box, there is a big red lever. Like on the wall, like attached to the wall, there's this big kind of red like switch. As at this point, as you've sort of come around, you can just hear through the glass, as you kind of press your ear to the glass now, having now kind of come back to your body,

you're able to move, you're pretty stiff, but pressing your ear to the glass, you can hear Baron Terrace pond going, and that is why we brought the band of boobs here, and by midnight they will be stuck like that forever! And there's like this big kind of raucous cheer, and then the celebrations shall really begin. And they're all T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-E all T-E-T-E-T. There's nothing T-E about this at all. Hard one, they're trying to steal our massive height.

It's wrong. It's not a shared massive height, but it's wrong nonetheless. No, just you and I, like, they're trying to take it from us. I'm the tall one. You shit massively, and that's really impressive. That's your claim to fame, brother. Hard one, you're trying to take it from us. I'm the tall one. You shit massively, and that's really impressive. That's your claim to fame, brother. When you're sitting on me, you're sitting on me, just you didn't even notice I was here.

Yeah, you looked like a stool because your ass is so flat. That was what happened. Ha ha ha. Can I just clarify what was the, it was a metal box that the thing that we need is? It's a glass box, which has a weird metal contraption. Just for reference, it looks like some sort of weird like futuristic gun, basically.

Yeah, that's what it shot us with. Yeah, that's what it looks like he shot you with. Did you say that it's a red lever on it? And the red lever is worth a ride. There's a red lever behind it. Oh, okay, all right. Well, we need to get out of this glass. Can I do a quick arcana check or something to see if this glass is enchanted hell. Yeah, you can as you do that

You do here two nobles near the near the jaw like a do believe that's the one the chat Pointy you ball no On the road I don't know how this happened. I really tried to go to bed for your mother's death. First off, I'm just yelling through the glass. First off, it's not shitting yourself when your pants are down, that is just shitting.

So you're running back at that. From me, as you zoom out, outside the glass, you can just hit his, I'm in a room, I'm in a room. I'm actually a little weak in here, outside the glass. However, I'm gonna eat this. I'm gonna eat this. I'm gonna actually eat all week in here outside the glass. However, I roll the Gatorue Bell Dores. Great point. A six, was that Beverly?

Yes. It kind of smells magical, maybe. You know, I will put on my thinking cap and I'm gonna go ahead and do my own Arcona check. Okay, actually not that good, but it's good with a thinking cap because... Beverly is realizing that he needs to go to the bathroom and it's worried that he's gonna have to shit in the jar.

That's why he was distracted. Shit in the jar. Because of 16. 16, yes, this jar seems heavily enchanted. And you get the impression that were you to try and attack the Jarl? It would kind of reverse the effect of the attack back on the sender as it were. Is there a top on the jar? Yes, there is a top.

Okay. Are there breathing holes? No, you are slowly suffocating. Okay, so you were absolutely not shooting. I really stopped talking about shooting. These, yeah, so you're absolutely not shitting. I know, let's not talking about shitting. Talking about shitting is using up all the air. The animals are getting very close. It's all about shitting and it really makes me realize I need to shit. Rommie and other constitutions say if you fail a DC 30, all of you shit now. So how have you do here, this sort of,

boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. As you see this gaunt faced child gnome, still easy like five foot tall, like clearly like a little rich kid, is now like staring through the glass at you, just like, and he's like, and he goes, boom, and like taps the glass and you feel the jaw rocks.

Oh, yeah, let's go, let's go to him to break it. Yeah, I think I start like just like, I think I start like, you know, like fainting at him, like kind of like shoving my chest forward. Oh, that's good. I pretend to hold Moonshine back and I put him on. I'm actually over. I rolled me up a slasian check.

Okay, nine plus two eleven. I love you. This kid's just like, he was supposed to be impressive. Who does it again? Can I put my mouth onto the glass like one of those sucker fish? Mm-hmm. For sure. As soon as you do that, he just goes,

Pum! As he does that, the jaw flies off of the plinth. Oh, the sh-shatters on the ground. Great. Okay. I attack the ground. Great. Okay. I attack the child. Don't please don't, don't he's so big. Child, just a reference is like effectively like hundreds of feet taller than you right now.

He's faster at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. As this happens however, you see that this one particularly kind of peppy looking gnome comes out of the kitchen holding a tray of bud heavies like huge like like a whole thing of bud heavies and immediately And like fully comically like slips as this jar shatters its feet and this This butt heavy comes crashing towards you like a fucking tsunami. So I, everyone to roll me a dexterity saving throw as you're all being swept up in this tsunami of butt heavy. That's gonna be a dirty 20 for moonshine in the butt heavy tsunami.

Do we add a six to that Beverly to any six? You do, yeah, you say. Oh, that's gonna be a 26. Oh good work. That's gonna be a 16 for me plus the extra six, plus the extra three because of my Elven Shield, which I'm currently surfing on. Oh, very nice. Very heavily.

Very heavily. I got, what is your plus bed? I'm just doing a real heavy breaststroke. Plus six. You give us a plus six. Okay, that's probably about as good as I'm gonna get. Okay, I got a bed. I'm just doing a real heavy breast stroke. Plus six. You give us a plus six? Okay, that's probably about as good as I'm gonna get. Okay, I got a 16. 16. I got a 21.

21. Oh wait, I can add my shields. I have shield masterfeet. I rebuild Belnor. He has the shield masterfeet. You can use your, blah, blah, blah, sorry. If you can add your shields, AC bonus, any deck saving throws.

So just plus two so that's 18 only Valnor Unfortunately still not enough for both you and the hard one You gotta get like like what's it like washing machine like when you're cool under a wave So I need you know this this is the outcome I want. Yeah, I was gonna say is how Balnor want to go. We're gonna do the quote we love. So I need a constitution save from both Balnor and Hard One.

Hard One, the DC for this is an 18 Balnor, the DC for this is a four. Oh. You've dropped a lot of bud heavy before. I got it. I got it. You don't get bebs aura. Well, oh, that is a 22.

13. 13, okay, cool. So you both pass, you're not fully drunk, but you, like, even inhaling a little bit of this because you're so small, and this is like full strength, like human-sized alcohol, you are like, ooh, it goes straight to your head, but you're not actually drunk.

I'm not gonna lie guys, I'm buzzed. Yeah, honestly, I gotta be honest, Boundar, you fight a little better when you're buzzed. So yeah. So drink up. I have to drink water on the way here, so I'm full, I'm full too. If I eat or drink anything, I'm going to explode. I just really need to find a bathroom. I'm kind of wondering because, like these people who are eating all of this

food like really like it was really strange and also all these like really tall noams I'm curious if the food has some sort of like Increasing your size ability. Should we try and eat the food as you make make these deck saves, moonshine you, as the jar smashes, you manage to jump and hop on a piece of glass that's broken and you fully start surfing it as Beverly just rides up next to you. Keep that in your mouth and crash. Yeah, on his, on a shield.

And then you just see under the bud, head under the murky brown water on the ground. You just see your head one and bow like, oh, no! That is bad, it's not fun. It's like, it's like, it's like when you, the sensation is, it's like when you do a shot and you're a bit too drunk

and you accidentally get it like a bit up your nose and like, it's like sensation for you guys right now. So, you get whisked off down, and you see that the water is draining directly down this little drain that there's areas of runoff basically down in this ballroom, just to make it easier for them to basically clean up. And you head directly towards this drain,

you see that the ballroom has gone into pandemonium now, you see the guy withroom has gone into pandemonium now. You see the guy with the eye patch and everyone, they're all rushing towards you to fully stomp on you right now. The best scenario is 100% to go down this tray. Yeah, we're going down the drain folks. You see the weight of fully like trying to like scramble after you just like in all this bud like I'm so sorry in that case I'm a bay watch into the bud light you get to the end just like they used to do in the show you get like the end which is a big up of a waterfall for you guys you just fully do like a back flip

off of the off of the littlefall for you guys. You just fully do like a back flip off of the, off of the little business glass you're riding and just down into the drain. I swung dive. Hard one. No, you don't. Hard one here. Yeah.

You're fully like hit the rim of the drain as you go, like you said, you're going down. And both Beverly and Moon Shine just to send gracefully down as Balnor and Harbour. Doop doop doop doop do duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, to send. Feather fall. Sweet. Nice. Can you get everyone with that? I have a pinkie ring of feather ball. Oh, maybe that's what I'm thinking. Maybe you can. I think I'm a pinkie ring. That's way better than I.

I could scoop out more up in my arm. Seventh level reverse gravity. I'm burning it. Burn it. Burn it. Please burn it for something that's really really useful. I'm a cool.

So you're using, are you gonna use the Fenderfall Bev? Yeah, I'll use Fenderfall. Okay, what level spell is that if you've done mine? Oh, choose up to five falling creatures within range. A falling creature's rate of descent slows to 60 feet per round. Uh oh, we're way smaller than 60 feet.

It is a first level spell. First level spell? Okay, absolutely fine. I will say, as you cast this spell, Beverly, you can feel like there is, it's like the arcane power inside you, which normally feels a bit like, you know, like butterfly. I don't know. Actually, tell me how does it feel when Bev casts a spell? Where is it centered? What does it feel like when Bev casts a spell? I think it feels like a touch hand spell, like maybe like a nice grasp on the shoulder from Polar or my dad, or maybe a little pat on the butt from Marilyn.

Okay, cool. So this time, the hand on your shoulder is very firm. And it's like a little heavy and you're like, okay, and the power of the butt, it's like when you're uncomfortable, like uncle does it a little too hard, it's like, okay, and then what that, okay. So you kind of get the feeling that the arcane powers

that you're using are a little bit harder to control in this tiny form as the spells you're casting are meant for much larger creatures. However, you must have cast a featherfall and you descend down into a sewer. So, if an underground sewer, it's sort of round, and you see there is a layer of water on the ground. Anything else? Quickly.

Yeah, and it, any pieces of bits of food that got like, you know, someone ate a little too enthusiastically and it fell to the floor and then, I wanna eat some of that. We're looking for sewer food. Again, I've seen her find a crawfish in the desert, so. Everyone, we need to not dig around down here for food. It's the sewer. We're starving. Can we look for one second to just try to be crude? I hear it.

There's a boosie. Maybe up there. Doors. That can get us back to the size. Let's not look for sewer food. Let's spend five minutes looking for the magic thing that brings us back. Bravo. Get up your high horse.

You're shit in the woods now. Yeah, you know what? I'm back. After that little outburst, I'm back. You're the one who's shit in the woods. You Yeah, you know what, I'm back. After that little outburst, I'm back. You're the one who's shit in the woods. You hear the pitter patter of times. Monkey feet running over the top of the drain, and you can only assume it's the monkey

with Valmol shit in his hand. All right, well who knows what that is? You with that? Moonshack, go ahead and roll me straight. I'm holding a strike log check. Okay. I am not fucking kidding, bed. You had some nap 20 Everyone go ahead and roll me a deck. Starrity save. This would be a high DC. What?

Oh, okay. Oh fuck me. I got three 18. I'm playing Beverly again, which means I roll like shit. That's another To crew 12 to 13 or yeah Oh, well, I'm sneaking off to the corner to go shit, but he stayed in the center So we're gonna 24 24 okay cool cool cool. So for all of you that failed You take 21 points of damage for all of you that failed anything below a 20 you take 21 points of damage as you hear from above you a little Don't worry. I'll do it As someone throws a shrimp down the drain to try and

So this you look up as this sound comes and you look up and this huge fucking shrimp Which is like three times the size of you guys just huge fucking shrimp, which is like three times the size of you guys just lands in the water as you guys just get taken out by it and take damage. So can I, you only take 10s? If you succeed it over 20, then you only take 10 points of damage. I see. That's okay. That's good. Okay, I'm going to go to... I do want to take a bite of the fish though. Can I eat a bit of the shrimp? I want to, well, before you do that, Harlan, come on, we have to have a little bit of, we are in a rapist goddess of civilization,

her courtship with Melora, so we got to have a little civilization and then I take out my Fanny Packs spice pouch and season up the shrimp. Oh, this is the shrimp. I like it hot. Hell a seasoned moonshine. Okay, but not enough from the true.

No way near enough. There's no near enough brown. There's no near enough brown. Okay, now it's ready. I think we both want to take a bite. Cool. Go ahead and roll me nature checks both of you. Nature checks.

Wow. I don't know if I've ever rolled a nature check. I'm good nature. That's how you try to get kaka. 25, baby. 25. That's a 10. Hard one, this is kind of tasty. Don't make me use a lot more. Hard one, you feel like you maybe got a bit of sewer in your mouth full as well.

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Yeah, yeah, okay. Ooh, okay, okay. So with a 25, as you taste it, you couldn't, it's weird. This tastes like Melora's magic, with like a few other flavors mixed in. And with a 25, I will say that you, I will say with maybe with some of the things that Bobby had told Balnor already,

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I don't know if you guys had this over in the States, but used to get these little interchanging blocks of railway tracks. Oh yeah. They had a grooves carved out of them, and they were all slotted together. You're stood on that, this like underneath a layer of water As you now see approaching at quite a serious speed a

Full-on train is a toy train just for reference. This is what it looks like. It looks fully like a toy train Approaching you. It's all made out of wood, just carving through the water at you as you're just fully hailing. You can just hear, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do There is, you are like a between underground tunnel right now, like a subway tunnel, there is not room for you to get out the way. Put the shrimp carpeas on the rails. Put the shrimp carpeas on the rails. Let us slow it down.

There could be people in there very late. Can I just try to jump? Can I make an athletic jump? Just try to jump onto it. Yeah, me as well. You're gonna try to jump over the train? On to it. I want to ride it.

I want to jump up and land softly. I want to jump on the cow catcher thing. Okay, I'm holding. So go ahead. This is going to be a high DC as a train. This is approaching at full speed, normal train speed. Everyone, just if we're all clear, we're full, you're all this dies.

A train speed. Way too confident. He's athletic as a titan's in the room, yeah. I really think we should have used the shrimp catcher. I'm actually going to say acrobatics, because you need to effectively find room, like at the edge of the wall, not slip down these like slimy sewer walls,

and then get caught underneath the tracks of this trail. I want to kick off the wall and land on top of this. Yeah, that's going to be full acrobatics. It would have been nice if it was athletics, but I'll try. All right, full ac gonna be full lap about it. It would have been nice if it was athletics, but I'll try for it. All right, full lap about it for everyone here. Yes, 26. 23.

Jasper, can I use Misty Step to just like land on top of the train? You go to Misty Step, Bev, and you're like, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Yeah, I was thinking that might be one of the teleportation Walking You should have went to the bathroom in a jar buddy. You're way down just fully shit some self in the sewer So I only got a 14 okay, I'm gonna reroll my one real quick Oh 14 is well for me, but Oh plus 10 for, is this a saving throw? This is a saving throw, yes.

Oh, saving throw. That's a 30 per bag. You guys are doing this. Hell no. Yeah, this is just an acrobatics. Jasper, just with this train. Yeah, I'm gonna hit you with this fucking train. Good sir. With this train.

With this train. We deserve this. Please hands with the train. Okay, so for all of you below a 23. Ooh, that's me. I got exactly a 23. Oh, very good, you see. I got a 23. That's me. I got exactly a 23. Very good, you see.

I got a 26. This is a crazy thing. Can I cast... Pass wall? Do you create a passage through it as it hits me? So, you just split thousands of innocent people in half and you cut. I don't know who's on this drain.

So, all of you that fail. Hard one how you know I'm gonna derail it. I don't know who's on this train. So all of you that fail hard one, you see how one goes first, how one just like, yeah, fine, I got this. Fully just runs up the side of the train wall, like standing on like the, even the slippery ass will runs up it, back flips on top of the train. And it's like, it's easy.

As it gets to you guys all of you just get fully taken out by this train as you are hitting it by it and then basically sent like cascading down the sides of the train for 42 points of damage as you're a couple of teeth. It's in between the train and the wall. It's genuinely a miracle you're not all dead. Yeah. As you see, there's moments of slow motion, like cartoon slow motion,

as people inside the train, there's like, this train is fully packed with people, are just looking out of the window like, Roo, what? What? Who are these people? Who are these tiny people on a toy train? Are they like play-mobile characters?

So, I will say that unfortunately, taking 42 points of damage as you get battered by a train is not the optimal time to take a look at the people inside of the train. So you unfortunately don't get like a good read. Did you take a really close look at the train that hits me? Yeah, yeah, it's a, honestly, as a collector of toys, Bev, this is a fine, fine train that is bit up-kept, very, very well.

Oh, yeah, Jasper, may I kick in through the window, take a shit in the bathroom, and then hop out the bag of the train as it passes? Yeah, roll me an athletics check just to see how well you move yourself through this train. That's a 24. Amazing. You kick in through this window.

You get a good look at some of the people inside of this train. You see, there is a mixture of normal species that you would find throughout the Humea, various types of people. They're all like, oh, my, you, were you one of the, how did you, this is insane? Yeah, is this the bathroom line? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see, one of the, no, no, please, you, were you one of the, how did you, this is insane. Yeah, is this the bathroom one?

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see, no, no, no, please, you go first, I guess. But you see? I'll be quick. Yeah, you dart in there. And as you dart in there and you sit. Blow up the bathroom.

Yeah, you dart in there, you sit down. You kind of think for a second. And you realize that like all of the people had like slightly insectoid features about them. So some of them had antenna, some of them instead of hands, they had more mandibles, little claws and stuff. But they still look like your elves, dwarves, humans.

But just with tiny little insectoid features to them, you eventually made your way back out. The whole carriage now is just... Oh my god, how is it so bad? There's the other cars. Oh, grow up. You sprint through this train, smash through the door, you hear a guy like,

Dick it's play-oh, okay, fine. As you run past, smash out of the back, as you find your friends just crumpled up on the back kind of cascaded down out of the back of the train, just, oh, I technically passed it, but I jumped into the cow catcher, so I just went along for the ride.

These guys are a little whirster, but you were fully fine for a second until like you all like one of you all like laces snagged on a bit of the track and you just got sucked underneath the track. Yeah. No. Balala, I'm gonna ask you real quick just because it feels like something I should know. What is a cow catcher? You keep saying cow catcher. Is it that what the thing is on the front of the grass rain that stops you from rain over? Yeah, no chance. Did you not?

Did you not even the steam train? Were you from the popular children's toy who's a train with a face and has a cowcautering these cows? We're very anti-materialists, so we prefer that our children play with sticks. You, Beverly, did know that was actually... Which they usually use as weapons.

You did realize that was actually Philip, the steam train. It's the same set. It's just for most... Oh, sure. Yeah, it's a slightly rarer train actually, than the Steven. Everyone had Stephen, but rarely did they have Philip. Oh, yeah, yeah. Philip's the train that drives off a cliff in one of the stories, and he lives with the dolphins

for a week. Mm-hmm. That's all, that's a whole thing. You do now here, a little, because you will travel some distance down this subway as you would be like, because we got dragged by the train. Yeah, dragged by a train for a little distance.

Technically a good move. I'm like preparing a reaction to Thornwip to try to surf if another train comes along. I'm on alert now. So you hear the sound of a big steel door opening, and then the E. As you, darkness fills the doorway, as you just hear a, oh, you, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it built into the side of this tunnel through this door. You see there's like bottle caps for seats.

You see the top of the bar itself is made out of like a matchstick box. And in set into the walls are like big bottles of alcohol with like taps on them. But they're like a beer bottle basically. Like it's in set into the wall. Oh. Oh.

And he looks, and you see this guy, you can see a version of him if you want, if you want to scroll down on that little sheet, you can see kind of what we're talking about. Oh, I do. So you see this stout black skin dwarf with this big thick white beard, and he has quite like a thick-ish kind of,

almost like carapace-like texture to his skin. It's like, almost like insect-like, it's like slightly rough and rocky. As this guy, he sort of looks at you and goes, please step this way. You, uh, did you get off the train? Were you on the train? We were briefly on the train.

I was technically on the train. I was technically on the train. I was on the train. Right. The train was on the train. I'm probably still on the train. I'm on the train. Right. The train was on the app. The train's got a face and you survived. Right, okay. And he's so. By the way, hello, I'm moonshine Sabin. What's your name? Oh, hello there. My name is Hanok Sanam. It's a pleasure to meet you.

I'll say it. You as well. You haven't happened to sell pants. I'll say it, you yes well. Uh, even so, you haven't happened to sell pants. Uh, dry shell pants. I mean, that could probably find you some. Sure, there's like a lost and found. Sure, oh yeah, is that a reason you smell like shit young man? Well, it's been a good experience, Ben.

The sewer is here. Ah, right, yeah, it just, it smells different, you know. But anyway, please come in. Welcome to the Tulsissoli. Please make yourself comfortable and You see now there is a few people. It's like a proper grungy kind of dive bar Where there's like a couple people in there. You see there's one couple desperately trying to have like a nice romantic meal Away to comes over with it. I assume they want a third and go As you go join you see that someone lights a match'm kind of put sitting in the center of the table,

like you would like with like an umbrella. I can't elaborate. I know I smell, okay, I know. Yeah, like a candleabra just sticks like an actual match. It just burns in the middle as they sit and eat their food and they just love looking at you. What is Charmin? I like this place.

Hi, moonshine Sabin. If we're trapped down here forever, at least we've got a cool a cool place to go to right Yeah, this is our local now you hear The one of the couples just sort of sits and looks at you and stuff We've been saving up for months for this meal What's your name Moon shine sabin you know what I'm actually kind of get I'm actually kind of getting, I'm actually not that a show. I'm not.

Oh, I'm going back. I go back. You see, you see they looked down at the meal. Like both of them just look really sad. Sorry, it wasn't. And you noticed the candle I realized that wasn't that into you. You noticed that, oh you looked better. You noticed they both have got like their wedding rings on the table.

Like, they were clearly going through a really, really tough time. And this was like a makeup dinner. And they just look at each other like, maybe it's not worth it. Okay. You see how I go back? The woman just gets up and fully leaves the ball. Bound or it's a little buzzed and just gets up and fully leaves the ball. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, hard one plays a song on the jukebox. Something really romantic. Hahaha. Kiss me.

Can I go to Han Dock? You know, at first I want to say, this is such a lovely establishment as someone who purveys in the arts hospitality. I feel like I'm learning a master class in here. Oh, very kind, very kind. I was wondering, this society, this train, and you, so we were once way bigger than we are now, we got shrunk by magical device. Is this an experience that you relate to? Or...

Your giants, I see. We've had a few like you actually come through, actually, you know, a few that have fallen ill of the giants themselves who have decided they wanted to dispose of pesky someone and so they shrink them down and you know send them send them down to us and We're hospitable folks. Don't worry. I'm sure you'll make yourself comfortable But please let me get you a drink and you pause you all out some sort of ale you see at sat at the bar There is a massive fly like Goliath-sized fly just looks like really downbeat and kind of a bit like Haggard. You see that their wings are fully clipped.

They like, they can't fly anymore. And you see that he's drinking, like he's got like a long snout. He's drinking like a white Russian, but it's like brown on the top. So, you know. Whoa. I'm curious.

That cast a greater restoration on his wings. A hell yeah. I have a little great restoration, man, I ask. It's four. Okay, moonshine. Uh oh. Can I please ask you to roll me a nature check? Just for all of you at home, we have a little wild magic situation going on here for everything above a second level spell.

So let's see what happened. Oh, pardon me, it's five. It's five. Wee. Um, uh, five. Okay, cool. Is that better? It's definitely not better. Okay, 15 on the dice plus seven for my nature. 22. You are all good. You are all good.

Just about. Oh! Oh! So, you crossed great restoration. As you see these wings start to... I kind of want to do it slight of hand so he doesn't know that I did it Oh, I see okay sure you see the just like fully like about 20 minutes later this fly just Ah, I just falls off the stool. I completely freaked out by the fact it has wings now

And it's just there like staring and like the wings are flapping causes a chaos You see the guy who was sat drinking on his own offers, his wife just walked out on him, he gets taken out by one of the wings, it's just cause of him. And the money in over in the corner. Um, I'm, I'm, you see, it's a miracle. I'll not turn around to you and goes, I, uh, powerful ones aren't you?

I'm sure Lolli Wing will appreciate that. Um, you've, uh, you've. You've corrected a mistake of mine, and I do appreciate that. So if I can do use any favors, then, well, not directly, you see, but it was my negligence, shall we say, that led to that... Ah, that fate of day.

But anyway, you said you were giants, right? Huge, yeah. Giant. Oh yeah, I was actually taller than all of them. Oh Yeah, I could jack up. I could tell you know you seem like you've got a big presence about you You know, yeah, they cursed me the most because they knew I was the most dangerous That's that's I can send him the woods earlier You know that. And in his pants. Did the giants not have bathrooms?

Oh, that's something they have. They're little. He doesn't believe it. He doesn't believe it. He actually avoid it sometimes. You get teleported. And it's not really up to you then. True.

You know what? That's fate. That's the way that fate lays things out for you. Sometimes you want to back. What happened on the faded day? I do. I really do want to hear more about this Faded day. I'm sorry if I'm crying. You see that after Bal does starts talking about being

teleported and you can't sometimes you can't help it. He was going to hand you some ale and just immediately switches it for like some whiskeys. There you go. Looks like you need that. Make that a double. He obliges. He tells me I go, you see that, I guess you wouldn't know, the local city near here is where I was applying my trade for some time. And I was

actually a member of the intersection, me and Lolly Wing, we were, we were, we were next in line to be captain, you see, but I miss my mark one day and well had some pretty disastrous effects for the town and we were grounded which is a bit of a dishonour for us riders of the great insects you see hence the name is... So lollowing was your sort of your mount? Ah yes indeed he was here. Lolliwing was your sort of your mount. Ah, yes, Cindy, he will see him. Oh my goodness, this is so tragic, but he can be your mount again. Well, yeah, look at that. I think that maybe we don't have a conversation.

First, I wouldn't want, I wouldn't dare mount the poor fellow before, you know, I assume that conversation. I'm a true, true. Yeah, yeah. There's a candlelight dinner over there that nobody's eating if you two want to hash it out real quick. And I actually have a bond with winged creatures

and you need a different way to do it. You pull them close, don't let hard one anywhere near lollywing. You see hard ones polished off the whiskey. You see a hard one behind you, lollywing is fully stirred. Like lollywing is easily three times your height, and it's just, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I mean, if you're looking to, I don't mean to pry, but are you looking to return to your normal size? Yeah, I mean, there's a fucked-up alcohol here,

so baby. Yes, like. Kind of, but I was gonna say this place is so gorgeous that I'm like, I could, I could maybe, I'm not in a rush, yeah. I'm not in a rush. We have magic spells. We can come back, guys.

We don't have to be stuck like this. Okay, we can just come back. Oh yeah, because you know what, midnight we're stuck like this for every hour. Do you know what I mean? Oh yeah, there is a ticking clock. You look at the clock and you've fully got only four hours left. Oh yeah, wow.

Wow, this is what you talk about eating shrimp in the sewer. Okay, four hours though, that's enough time for me to just pry a little bit more about the lore. The intersectors, was that some sort of like military, like proud military? Right, so the intersectors are basically like your local, yeah, constabulary, like, you know, they keep the peace and do the sort of heavy lifting tasks like the like the wire run, which is the, well, do you know what, one I show you, I need to go into town anyway, because I've got to do, you know, gross-wish-up. Um, why is this empty now?

Because I scared away. Yeah, in fact, the train won't be back for a little while. In fact, it's, so the choice really, we can get the train, but there won't be not one for another two hours at least, so the choice really, we can get the train, but there won't be one for another two hours at least. And then it takes about an hour to get into Pandemola, or we can, you know, we can do the A-Cone run. It's a little risky, but I'm sure it'll be fine.

You see the lolly wings like, burrs, burrs, and just walks it like turns, round it walks off with a drink, just shaking his head. There's some tourist shrimp down that way to the left about a hundred yards. I've also got an animal companion who's got quite an attitude. So I know it. Oh, yeah, he could be a little touchy, but it was my fault. So you know, I've got to account for mistakes.

Yeah. So look, why don't I show you? I feel like you're interested in, and to be honest, like I'm a simple man, I don't know, I'm just, I'm, I'm a simple roofed wolf, so, you know, I wouldn't, I don't pretend to know the answers that you seek, but in town, well, in fact, actually, you could talk to DoDo, he would probably be the best

to speak to. DoDo. Yeah, I'd love to talk to someone named DoDo. That would be great, yes. Yeah, right, sure. Okay, well, listen, let's head out the back. I guess I can close up now since it turns round to the guy sat on his own and just goes,

Jean, you're going to be all right. Lord, I could just leave you in here if you want. Help yourself. And he just looks and... Yeah, I think my life's over, so. List. Oh, just, hey pal, my ex was brutally murdered right in front of my eyes.

It's gonna be okay, buddy. He looks, he looks, he was genuinely tears his eyes, just like, and you got through it? Oh, I'm beyond damage, friend. I haven't, you know, you're not helping. I've been doing process, man. He goes, oh, I could just not process the pain I'm feeling. That's the idea you're doing.

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Okay. I'm actually good. My shield thing lets me turn half damage into no damage, and I saved on my other things. So, whoa. So did you like, I mean, you look a little scruffy, like, did you actually get hit by the train? I jumped into the cow catcher. And then like, you got, you still hear though,, like you didn't, I mean I'm impressed,

I'm just, I'm genuinely impressed. Okay, I got caught by the guy, recently. We'll end one, we'll end one. Okay, best it, really, best it, yeah. Spoiler in case you're gonna read the graphic card, we'll call it band of boobs. Have you ever heard of that in other DAD podcast? It looks for a second and goes, no, no, I only listen to three black halflings

in fact, I'm afraid, understand. It's a different world down here. I think I'm gonna do a, if that's the case, probably shouldn't do a six levels battle. I think I'm just gonna do a couple. Now I'm gonna do, if hard one, Bev, and moonsh all want to heal, I'm just going to do a fifth level. Oh, I'm okay. I'm okay. So don't let me just touch it. I'll do it for me. Oh, that'd be great. Yeah. That's good. And then we don't have to worry

about the fillback. That's the last, that's the last risky option for you. So, you see as the, as a, a hot doc now, you see you see this little acorn hollowed out with the seat at the front and four seats behind it. Hondaq does go, I do just realise actually, Lolliwing normally drives, I'm not the best. So if one of you fancies, you know, taking the wheel, of course. You didn't even he'd ask. You know, sweet, I've all been. Bounder is pretty buzzed.

Harder, maybe you should take the wheel. You need a hand-to-ear driver. I'm kind of sure I've got this. He literally sits down and his head is like two feet below the windshield. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got your learner's permit. Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got your lower sperm. Wait, wait, wait, just a second, he fully goes and gets out like a tiny little booster seat.

Like, he just breaks off like a bit of a match and just uses it as like a little woodblock for you to sit on. Demonstrate. Yeah. Great, so you all pile in, the A-Corn itself, by the way, doesn't have like wheels, it's like hovering. Like, it's like arc, like this arcane magic

that's kind of keeping the acorn like a float. It's like a little hover cart type thing. Oh, before we go. Yeah. I rub my hands together. I rub my sewage covered hands together. Mm-hmm. I slap one on moonshine's back and give her

20 points of healing. Thank you, young babe. Anytime, that'll come out with some shout. I don't want it to, you know, remind me home. Hi, me too. It reminds me of the sewer. What a place. Beverly, would you like to go ahead and roll me a D-6?

D-6, okay. That's gonna be a five. A five. Woo! Ha! Okay, so you see there are two pedals very simple, like a go and a break, and then you've got your steering wheel, as you, it kind of lurches a little bit,

and then you get the hang of it, kind of got a bit more match to four. Yeah, it's really attached just to match Dix through his legs, so that he can reach the pedals. Yeah, so you can reach the pedals. Nice, as you dart out, and you are now, it kind of a step to be looks like a forest for you guys, as you're just in this really kind of quite long grass,

and you are kind of darting your way through the grass, making your way towards this city when You hear from circling above you My friend as a black a huge Genormous black bird seems to spot you from the sky and Honda looks up and goes ah yeah that does sometimes happen I'd step on it young bear if I were you Of course, as Why with the butt bent, it's right

Exit like it's a universe. What is he say? What is the what is the is it? Kakka and what is he say? It's Kakka and Kakka is fully like I haven't eaten in weeks God damn that looks As he gets closer you see see goes, wait, is that? Hard one? Small? Tasty. Yes! Yes!

That's the fully easy one. He's a real, exact as revenge. Oh, so he's the young bad. We've been talking to each other. He's a bit diesel-ish. Come here, boy. You haven't mistreated me for the last time. I will not be forgotten again.

Oh, he wants a big hug. Go, Peter, come to Papa. You need to go ahead, Bevan, roll me a deck save for the Acorn, please. Good lord. Can he's my aura for this? I will say you can use your aura for this, yes. Thank you.

I read Polores' driving handbook. Okay, that is going to be 13 plus six, so 19. Okay, Kakao is going to roll the attack versus this. And okay, Kakao dives down and just fully pecks the ground in front of you and loads of like debris and dust flies up as you manage to dart around the beak. That's a hard kiss, Caka. Easy does it. Behind you, just trying to take bites out of the acorn as you will try to. You wanna try giving me some in a worm? Yeah, can I summon a giant insect? Does that mean I can summon a normal sized worm to distract Kaka? Okay, what is, what level spells is this?

It is fourth level. Beautiful, go ahead and roll me and H-Jack, please moon shine. 19 on the dice! 19 on the dice. 19 on the dice, on the dice which becomes a 26 then okay so you reach out You managed to control this energy really really well and you create a Dini tiny little worm but it's scrumptious I look great. I as someone who knows how to plate a meal, I make the tastiest looking worm.

I'm gonna roll that. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do.

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I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I will say is if you basically, if you want to re-roll your nature check with disadvantage you can try and cast it at full size. Oh. So that's the trade-off basically. So if you want to try and cast it at full strength you have to roll the check with disadvantage. So up to you. Um. Yeah, why not?

Um. Yeah, I guess what, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, easy. Yep. 14 on the dice plus 721. I look at the worm and say, hard one. Yeah, I guess what yeah, I'll do it. Yeah easy 14 on the dice plus seven twenty one. I look at the word. It's a hard one your heart on escaped That is Hard one instantly sounds my Moonshine fucking vomit

Yeah, I'm no cock no Yeah, I'm not what Carcass did. So you manage to, you see now, Bev, you have to fully steer as this giant worm out through the ground in front of you. And you're like, wow, you fully take out of the way around this worm as Carcaka comes over and just starts pulling it out of the ground You guys now managed to make your way you are up on the side of like a little ramp It's like been etched into the side of this of this tray and you Go in through like a little entrance way

You emerge on a platform Overlooking a sprawling city. The first thing you notice is the heat. It is like proper, like a really hot, thick day here. And as you look down, you see the sprawling city is set atop a broiling and bubbling plate or sort of dish of lasagna. The city seems to be centered in the middle and it is like a benesian style city, right? So it's like lots of like things on stilts

over this kind of broiling kind of lava-like lasagna. The smell is intense and it is incredible. Malore Amir. Yeah. Malore Amir. So yeah, as you look down, you can see that there is, you see off to one side, you see the, there is a sheet, the sheets district.

That is where you see people on stilts. They're like soaring parts of the lasagna, like out and like lifting it away with like a crane and taking it over and then they put back in the hole like the raw ingredients of the lasagna as it sort of starts then cook again. So you get the feeling they kind of generally replenish and replace the lasagna that's in the dish. There's a lasagna fields. So yeah you see the Sheets District, a Honda, it like points that out to you. You that's in the dish. There's a lasagna field. So yeah, you see the Sheets District, Honda, it points that out to you.

You see then in the center of town on this wooden platforms, you see there as a large temple-like structure made entirely out of cards. And Honda goes, yes, that's the... House of cards. Indeed, a house of cards, and that's where the flock of mercy live, you see. And you see, as he says, the flock of mercy,

there's people kind of like on this kind of platform, it's like a bit of like a car park, he kind of area where the people have parked their acorns. As he says, flock of mercy, you see a few people turn rounds to him and say, oh, through sacrifice there is progress. And it seems like it's a bit of a greeting. He mentioned the Flutter Masse. Sacrifice Therese progress. And everyone does the symbol through Sacrifice Therese progress. This is when you hear a large horn sound.

Like a boom. honda goes down or Grow up Yeah, you really hard one looks absolutely dejected Tons round to you goes yeah, you still acorn. That you just stepped up the acorn. You just stepped up the acorn. You just stepped up the acorn. You just stepped up the acorn. You just stepped up the acorn. You just stepped up the acorn.

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I'm a bit of a historian. Yeah, I also like to eat the lasagna. If that's what you're gonna be. I want to swim in the cheese real bad. Oh, the cheese is incredibly hot. Do you know what I'm saying? I know, I'm willing to eat through sugar. I share his progress.

So yeah, I'm gonna swim in that cheese and I'm out of it. I'm not hot enough. She's gonna season it up too. I'm gonna stone skin on So yeah, I'm gonna swim in that cheese and my cat is hot enough. She's gonna season it up, too. I guess Stone's skin on moonshine so she can swim in the cheese. Ha ha ha ha ha. Dear Lord.

So you, as this horn goes off, you look up as the, this, um, there's only just has a roof to it. Um, there is a, like a makeshift roof, which now parts ways in the middle. As you see the grey clouds have come over now have started to rain, it started to fall. But as you see the rain droplets are absolutely fucking huge.

Making their way down towards the city, this is when you see a formation of insects. With riders atop them, take off and pull like a wire mesh across the top of the city and as the rain drops hit the mesh it kind of creates like a natural rainfall over the city itself. Which point Honda kind of points over to one of the areas of town which looks like super collapsed and like half in and half out of the lasanian goes yeah that's what happens when you miss your mark. Okay. Anyway, so we're gonna go get you some answers.

I kind of reports Boris to everyone else being like, wow, this guy really fucked up. I'm like, we really want to be seen with this guy. We thought it was like a casual mistake. Really? As soon as he gets into town town he puts like a hood up. Like this guy is like fully like like he is in shame here. Like, he's like, and Honk like walk ahead a little bit and just having like a full like dad combo, just about like sports and stuff.

Balor, Balor is fully asking what sports they have like down here and yeah, what do we get? What's the local team? What's the weather like? I love it, you know, the big droplets. You get let down a path and finally you hear the pitter patter of a little feet. As you see this very dark brown skinned tiefling boy, run towards you, he's got a big bug like eyes

and little wings and he's fully just in a full sprint, collides into Honda, cause it's just like oh yeah how you doing Honda you good and he and Honda's like oh come on off you get like no no these are my friends you saw right through your your disguise you're right don't do much around here huh huh? Right. Well, you know, sure. Why not keep me well down, fine? You sure? Leave me alone.

Bounder gets overly defensive. Ha! Still making fart jokes, huh? Points in hard. I was making hood jokes. Come on. So is this, is this Dodo? Oh, yeah, hi. I'm dodo. How are you doing? I am

What do you need? And how does like all day? They used to be giants dodo and they're hey looking for a way to get into the big house and also if I she could possibly swim in the Cheese Really take the heat damage. Do you have a place where you sacrifice people who go against the faith or some sort of plank walking situation that we could just dunk her in? Well, if you do want to swim, there are the baths situated in the local leisure center.

If you want to. Is it a cheese bath or a regular bath? Yeah, we don't have a lot of water around here. So it's all cheese. it's just been cooled slightly. Great. So you can't take damage. Okay, good, good, that is perfect. Beverly puts a hand on Dodo and says,

is it a spasagna? Tell me, is it a spasagna? How did you know the name of the spasagna? That's impressive. Why? Dodo, we're, yes, we're giants, and we need to figure out a way to get back to being giants. Also, hello, my name is Moon Chan Sabin.

It's a pleasure to meet you, young Do-Hell. Yes, Boundor, nice to meet you. Beverly. Hello. Hey, hard one short one. Nice to meet you. Your reputation precedes you, so we knew your name, but you know. You've been talking about me again hum doc

Right, okay, you need to get to the big house Sure thing well, there's a kind of a couple of options you could probably You could go talk to the intersect as if you wanted to they have like mounts and stuff although it is raining and they don't normally fly during the rain raining and they don't normally fly during the rain. You could also go and see Thunder. Thunder's got like all kinds of like crazy contraptions and stuff so he might have something that maybe you could use to get to the big house. But last time I went I actually went with Blavin. See Blavin he's like the Wrangler here and like what he does is like takes he captures like big animals you know and And you know he could like trains them and stuff so you could like ride a you know something like into the into the big house maybe

Yeah, I'm all like say the size of a crow pretty Yeah, he's not too good, but the flying ones, more like the ground-based. Um, it's quite hot. Oh, like a little, something that scrambles as it goes. Oh, like a centipede. Oh, yeah. Well, centipede would probably be a bit small and we don't ride centipedes. It's like highly of, you see,

if centipede fully walks past you with a little briefcase and top hat and just... LAUGHTER We're so sorry. Hey, hey, you don't know what I meant when I said ride. It could have been an invitation. LAUGHTER You see the clicking goes like... We're so sorry. Hey, hey, you don't know what I meant when I said right it could have been an invitation The clicking goes like

Kind of turns to flirty clicking I've heard everyone I say we've got four hours I was genuinely more than he's trying to figure out how the fuck you do flirty clicking and I was like No way I can change this to be flirty like it's just not possible. I would do it. I understand the subtle nuance. I pray to Polora to make Moon shine 20% less horny. You actually I think I'm believing did bring in something this morning apparently. Quite a big one quite a feisty one. But I yes, so maybe you could go and talk to him. But if you want, I've been to the big house before, so like, if you want like directions and stuff, I could show you around, guys.

I could, I am like the best. Don't know, your hospitality rivals only bad of Hanukk. I gotta be honest. Oh, well, the thing is, you see, Hanukk actually saved my life. So he kinda taught me everything I know. I know I nearly well I fell in the sheets once But you know, it's okay because I'm a teafling so I have some red distances to fire But my tune only mean when he came down on lolly wing and kind of like scoop me out of the cheese It was a it was a really cool

Would you say he was cutting the cheese? Holy shit shut the fuck up hard one shut the fuck up Bound or fight him fight him. Bound or Let's settle this right here right now I was good Hard duck. Let's take Holly for a lot of funny looks he goes I in a world made lasagna, do you not think we've heard that one before? Oh, jeez.

I've just gone of you. Yeah. It's the first time I've ever seen that. Yeah. So, yeah, Dodo's like, yes, so what do you want to do? I think it seems like this Wrangler might be the way to go,

but I'm also curious about the contraptions. I mean, as a druid, I'm drawn this this Wrangler might be the way to go, but I'm also curious about the contraptions I mean as a druid I'm drawn to the I'm drawn to the Wrangler Sincerely there is a curiosity about the intersectors because they just did some really awesome shit And there's also curiosity about thunder just because the word contraptions is pretty cool word contraptions is pretty cool. No, I mean just turn up to you. I've got a little day. I'm going to take on a little tour if you want. You see he goes to the side and he's got like fully got like a gondola like in the cheese.

I was like, I can just take you, you know, we'll take, yes, we will absolutely take the tour. Amazing. Please take us in your cheese boat. Absolutely. I get in it. I'm in the cheese gondola before you finish the word. So you get in the cheese gondola and just sort of push it off

and you start like a little lazy river, kind of tore of the city, you see the house of cards where the flock of mercy operates and you see, you see the leisure center, it's like a weird kind of like saloony type kind of relaxing. It's a little bit of a spicy bar is what I'd say. And you see on the top, it's called Love is Love as you keep going further down.

Oh, that's what Mavris was referencing. Maybe he's been here. Oh, right. You know M been here. Oh, right. You know Mavericks, okay, cool. Doesn't explain anything else, keeps going. You ride around the city, pointing out little areas and attractions and things to you, points out the barracks.

Moonshine, go ahead and roll me a history check. Okay. That's one again, and roll me a history check. Okay. That's one again, baby. Oh, this dice is performant for me. Well, yeah. When you saw the formation in the sky, you recognized that formation. It was the same formation that flew underneath the cart

when you first arrived at Gregoran. Oh. Oh, so this was, it was the intersectors that we saw. It would seem so, yes. Wow. So, yeah, there's a barracks area. You see, it's got these like, purches that stick up out of the top of it.

Again, made of just like everyday household items. Most of this stuff is made out of everyday household items that have been like, just discarded discarded, bits of trash and stuff, which they've then made into make-shift towns and parts of the town, etc. It seems a flock of mercy got hold of a full deck of cards to make their temple. You see a landing on top of the perch having just secured the wire, meshes the rain sort of starts to come down. You see this literal dragonfly, like a dragon looks like, a fully looks like an insect. It's like a full carapace body, big bug eyes.

It's tail curls round into like a full scorpion stinger. As you see this woman step off, she's got this like mask on which she like removes and it's like, imagine like a kind of ancient like a kind of like Japanese armor, but it's like with like where they used to have like lion heads and dragon heads and stuff, but it's all that, but it's like insects like parts of insects and stuff, but it's like the most ornate gorgeous armor and she just fully steps off She's got this like long flowing like dark brown hair. She sort of flicks it in the in the in the wind Fully swallows her own tongue Oh, don't immediately reach it down your throat like oh no, she's joking

No, she's choking. Quickly. I just fully do now. Oh, this is not a die. She's fully, like, arm down your throat trying to get her tongue out, like, she's dying. Why isn't anyone else concerned? This happens a lot. This is just a run out. Is that?

Is that blavin? Oh, no, no, no, that's, that's easy. She's the leader of the Intersector's. If you ask me, it should have been Hondock, but obviously then what happened? And so. Right, yeah, you fucked up real bad. Yeah, and Hondock's like, yeah, if you don't mind, I'm gonna get off at this stop.

I don't really. I'm saying Hondock. Reunion with, oh, I'm just, gets really uncomfortable, gets off the gondola, walks into love as love. I'm gonna stop. I bet, before Hondock finishes walking off, I think, Bounder wants to follow him and I go,

You're right. Hey, you seem like you'd be a great leader just by all the hospitality you've shown us. And I suspect that maybe your quote unquote, fuck up was because you helped DoDo, is that... Is that the same day? It was, it was the same day, yeah. No.

I think you made the right choice. Oh, why? I appreciate it. Not many around here do. It did destroy an area of town and a few people with it, but... Oh, okay, well, I understand why you made the choice. Thank you. Okay.

Honda, check this one out. Hardly looking at you in our quick parts. Yeah. Honda. Honda, like, fully walks over, rolls a 17. And just looks out at you and just goes, you're not very funny, and just kicks you fully into a zan sheet.

He's like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You, you latched.

I dive in after him, but really just because I've been trying to see what you're gonna do. I'm just gonna stay. You let him take in 13 points of fire damage. Move, shine. Move, shine. Let him go. Never do anything funnier than that.

You the same. You see, let me go out on top. You see immediately the Dodas. Oh, hot, hot, hot, come on. That's not very nice. And like it puts the stick, the gondola stick out for you guys to grab on and you kind of manage like haul yourself back.

Moonshot, you fully try and swim. You go like a front crawl and you're just slapping cheese. Just like, it's like lying on the ground and trying to pull yourself. In fact, no, roll me an athletics check. Okay, I'm going to a rage, to pull yourself, like, if I know, roll me an athletics check. Okay, I go into a rage, so I do it with advantage. Nice. Okay.

27. 27. Wow. Moon Shine takes to this, like, a literal duck to water and just fully starts, like, butterfly swimming through this cheese and everyone that, this city is just looking like That is genuinely very impressive. She has strength of an ox to

That is fine Gold cheese It's unbelievable that she's able to do this with such a lack of How she was standing the heat You can carry on if you like, but you'll take more damage. So, you know. I'm gonna go out on top as well and get out of the cheese.

You fully do it. But I'm gonna do it in total, yes, me and belief, Baywatch. Like shaking my hair out so that cheese is just like. As you do it, your hair's whipping, but in blocks, cause it's just all matted and stuck together with cheese. So it is just like, as you do it, your hair's like whipping but like in blocks because it's just all matted and stuck together with cheese. So it's just like, like just fully slapping,

like getting stuck to your face. Can I do a aerial on the rocks, but with that cheese? Wipping my hair back. Anyway, Hondak, I'm really sorry for all of my friends and everything. What the hell did I do? That's totally fine. You see, it gives you a hand up.

How many goes, no hard feelings, but you know, it's just a bit of fun. No, it's one thing not to laugh. It's another thing I kick someone into cheese. That's right. You're fine, you're okay to take it. That compliment really, even though it's underhanded, it goes a long way.

If he walks off, tells you how to do your mouth, that was an absolutely no way a compliment. Go to my mouth. I can't take it. Beverly goes over to Evie, because I think he's very interested in her mouth. Sure. And says like, this is one of the most beautiful creatures

I've ever seen. Tell me everything. Hello, I'm Beverly Togold. I was very big before. Now I'm still quite big, but smaller by comparison. Ah, yes, one of the, what were they calling you? Heroes of Bah, Bah, something Bahum? Bahumia, yes.

Ah, right. Well, Titans of the Realm.- Bahumiya, yes. Ah, right, well. And Titans of the realm. Titans of the realm, indeed. You must have been very, very big giants. It's a pleasure to meet you. I am Evie Nukaladas. I am the leader of the intersectors. And you see as moonshine emerges covered in cheese,

she just sort of takes a full minute and just, hmm. She wears cheese well. Anyway, as I was saying, do I pick up on this? I mean, it's not subtle like a tool. She just looks like a moonshine emerging. Like everyone else in the city just fully takes a second to look at moonshine emerging, aerial style, and just flicking cheese out for the city just fully takes a second to look at moonshine emerging. Yeah. Ariel style.

I'm just flicking cheese over the city. Bringing out my hair as gloves of cheese. Beverly, she said she wears cheese well. I think we need to have a talk if we can pick up on that. I actually owe you an apology. I had hoped that we would be able to do more in causing the distraction. It didn't seem to work as you've still ended up small and getting taken away. You see, we saw you coming in and we assumed you were not of the Giants group and they have a tendency to be quite mean to those who they take into the castle. And we could really use a Giants' help, you know?

So we thought maybe if we could cause a bit of mayhem, then you know, we might be able to ask for your help for your aid. Yes. My friend, I put Timun Shren over there, is quite the chef. I feel like if we can get back to full size, we could create an entire city of Italian dishes for you to live in. Oh, wow. Or whatever else you need.

Oh, that's the most kind of you to offer. I am a spaghetti mountain, think about it. I put my hand over Bounder's mouth. Oh, you, you already know about spaghetti mountains? Nope, I actually, I usually go there for the summer break. It's really, really good fun. Actually, the slopes are fantastic. Oh, you must go someday.

Hard one starts crying and just says, don't promise me anything you gave the load. That's what you're doing. Bounder is seriously seriously, debate's going to the bar with a hot duck. It's just like the plucking antifrem afar. You see, Hondock threw the window. She is a big thing of Bud Heavy, too. You just like, there's like a hologram, like someone's casting a spell, see there's just like, there's like a hologram like someone's casting a spell And there's just like some local like sports happening in a arena

Oh shit I'm just going crazy in there like it seems like a really good game As yeah, Evie says I did see the gym your Oh my goodness, of course. Why don't I put two and two together? Your animal, is it a ferret? We don't get that many, how do you say the person? Obscremble them.

A possum, apologies, my apologies. Yes, well, when... Moonshine has covered like a bunch of Kleene access with cheese wiping herself off and rejoins this to say I'm so sorry. Was someone talking about pop-off? Is that the possum? Yeah, ah right the one in all that he scrambled off and I thought he was in safe or hands, but it if If he's been eaten some of your houses No, I am so sorry that appetite is insatiable. I think we do our eopology.

I think he might have been wrangled, actually. By a little someone named Lavin. That's the gentleman, yes. You see, we haven't got the means to make that loud a sound. We were trying to make it cause a distraction when we knew we've seen it a few times where they go through the archway, then they stiffen up, and then they get hit with the thing, and then they get really small, and we were like, ah, we tried to avoid that, and so we've got this sort of whistle which we use to train our mounts, but some of the larger creatures can hear it too you see so we want to hear it. Pop-pop is not an oral range. If I want to call him I do a nose whistle that's imperceptible to a lot of other folk but hits Pop-pop right in the brain. Oh really really that's it. Does it sound anything like this and she takes out like a little whistle and

like this you see creatures start going like like, start fluttering and going crazy. Munchan plugs up one nostril and gives her best nose whistle. As you do this, you hear a very distant. Oh. Oh. Well, you know what? I think y'all have nothing to apologize for because if you wrangled papa, you earned it

because he is a difficult creature to wrangle and I am impressed. Oh well we'll see. Shall we make our way? Yes, actually, please. Very quickly though, I just had one question I wanted to ask. Of course, please. You mentioned other people have come through. Have you seen anyone come through who has other people have come through. Have you seen anyone come through who has succumbed to the fate of being forever tiny? And also, who else have you seen come through? We've made a lot of people,

and I'm just curious if there's any overlap in folks. Oh, well, I wouldn't say succumbed to the fate. It's pretty plentiful down here. We don't have to have wonderful, literally anything you see with small and we have, no, it's beautiful. Constant food, everyone is well fed. The inner cities, the enlightened inner cities,

they keep us safe as well. Yes, may I clarify, when I said succumb to the fate, I meant meaning that they were suddenly tiny and could never see their loved ones in their life they made before. Oh, excuse me, is that what the guys tell me? It's not an insult to this, but rather, an acknowledgement of what they have lost. Indeed, yes. Well, yes, that would be quite a term. It's not an insult to this, but rather, an acknowledgement of what they have lost.

Indeed, yes. Well, yes. A few. The mayor, actually, in fact, the mayor has a difficult fellow, but it seems, it was rather bullish when he arrived and then we'll go and actually get some folks on his side saying he brought giant swissdom.

Fucking idiot. What might the mirrors say anyway? What is the name? What is the mayor's name? The mayor's name. Yes, that is a triton. He's a little testy. To be honest, I don't know if triton's his real name.

He just has a sort of self, a slight sense of self-grandrhea, should we say, a little punching above his weight, a little bit too, tries to overcompensate. You know. Okay. Yeah, we know the trick. I was deeply in hardwood.

Hardwood turns to Beverly. That's just like a full awkward. Beverly is putting his hand way too close to the dragonflies mouth Yeah, the the dragonfly is just fully like this is like the most revered beast here It is fully just like like working its angles like as it's like as you're looking at it. It's a truly majestic creature Cool so Evie, this way, and she leads you through part of the city. And if you actually do want to, you're more than welcome to refer to the map, just so you can see right and roughly where you are going. You're sort of, you're going, there's a

little pathway you can see leading out the back of the city itself. You came in around where it says four on the map and then you're leaving where it says five. Station approach. Great. Okay, so we do pass through wine meadow. You do pass through wine meadow, yes. Twilight Village. Yes.

I'm so sorry, Evie. I am still. I am in dire danger, but I'm also a tourist. Can you tell me about Twilight Village and Juan Meadow? They just have beautiful names. Of course. So curious. Of course, Twilight Village is where we raise our young here.

It's sort of like a communal crash, if you will. That's interesting, because I think of Twilight as the end of your life. So I would think of it as being a retirement community. I think it's that we like to keep it nice and quiet and still for the young ones to enjoy a invention. They don't have jobs. Jobs. I was working from a very early age.

Let's continue the tour. I've compared a metal like you. Working from a young age. Maybe we should... No, we won't give that a go. It works well, Twilight Village. And winemeto, you see as you walk through winemeto, this isn't like a fine city.

It's not filled with rich people per se, but this is the kind of high streety area. This is like the... Is that where the Spazania is? Yes, this is absolutely where the Spazania is. Can I dip into that really close to payment of the time, right? You get to do it in a full, a few laps.

Meanwhile, Balnor, you've fully just got the dad watch on. It's like two and a half hours left. We're wasted time, everybody. I'm gonna try to do the Yasmeen Blitheksit that Moonshine did. Can I do a performance test? Absolutely, go ahead and do a performance check. I've got long hair, I'm gonna shake it.

That is, okay, hold on. See what I have. I'm gonna use a luck point. If you get better than me, I'm gonna fucking divination roll you. I got an 18, can I use best or? I'll get it. Never perform, it's okay, 18, I'll let you have 18.

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Like I met him down the other one. Evie now looks over and goes, he also wears cheese well. You guys are quite the little group, aren't you? Not you, it's what one, sorry. No offense. I ring out the cheese into my mouth. cheese well you guys are a little group aren't you not well not you sorry no fence I ring out the cheese into my mouth like you feel like you get a sense that like this is like a a passion filled place you know it's hot it smells all the time cheese how could it not be this is where melora consummated with a wrap is I I mean, this is just, it's in the air.

And Lasagna is a classic, a producing act. You, uh, yeah, I like putting this together. You get the idea that the reason they have the toilet village, which is like a place where they raise their young, is like, this is a pretty liberal place in terms of, just, you know, I like. And like, And like, take some village to raise the kids.

And also take some village to give people a night off to make more kids. Hell yeah. Also take some village to give people night off to make more children. Exactly, exactly that. So before long, you were led back outside of the dish. You head down, you now notice you're in kind of like a triangle where a few dishes have been thrown out and they've landed in like a, almost like

a triangle, almost like courtyard area. It's vast though. It's like a big, like sprawling field in front of you, where the, like sort of, the other dishes are creating like walls almost. So you're gonna pen in. And in the center of this pen, you hear first the rear rear rear rear rear That is music to my ears. You see this tiny Furbold man with these little around glasses on kind of covered in like scars sleeveless like like like a kind of waistcoat and he's's like big, like, thick boots, is currently, like, on, holding on to, like, Papas, like, fur, and it's fully just, like,

but, like, a bucking horse, just trying to, like, break, like, carcass, Papas effectively, just fully just, like, yeah! Yeah! Woo! Woo! Okay, okay, I've job been there, and I say, no, no, no, that's not how we wrangle

Scramble man and I present myself to pop on I say, baby, it's me. Mom was coming off you Moonshan, you were covered in a lot of cheese be careful Pop pop fully takes a minute. There is just like fire in pop eyes. He is furious He is a keen legal mind and this is not the way to treat him Yeah, that's not how you treat a barrister, sir. Someone gave him a briefcase in a man's warehouse suit. Where is his briefcase? What did you do with this? He fully turns around, looks at you with fire in his eyes. They immediately soften. But this is a scene out of Godzilla.

You're a tiny person and Godzilla just fully Raws in your face and just like Like this She's hair Just fully like falls off of you as you're like In the like window popper um and immediately Rew Uh at this point you just fully rolls over

squashes, a blavin a little bit just to get him off. You feel like papa was kind of having fun like he woke in minute but he was like he likes to act out kind of wrestling so he was okay with it. I think that I've never been this tiny around pop-up before, so I just go and I get to be the little spoon with pop-up for the first time in our history.

You're like the size, you're like full, it like nestled up underneath the pop-up right now. Like you could like stand comfortable on like his foot. He's that large. Blavin walks over to you and kind of goes, oh, so sorry, um, is there, do you know each other? This is, wait, this isn't happened before. Hello there. I am Blavin all gotten a pleasure to meet you all. Like, give you like firm handshakes. We should really wear name tags. That's a, that's a good handshake. Uh, goes over to, goes over to a We should really wear name tags. That's a good handshake.

Goes over to a hard one like, oh, that's a mighty good handshake you've got there. Oh yeah. I did a predator style. Yeah, it actually goes in for the predator handshake. So yeah, like that, yeah, nice. So sorry, yeah, do you know each other? That is.

Yes, this is my legal consultant, Pa Pa. So yeah, that's why he's he's not really you you want to if you want to beat him you try and do it in court Yeah, I was got it. It's all wrong then I guess yeah You come out of him from the best I mean I can I can try and I can try and extend a you know introduction but Twix the two you Because he is my heart and soul and in reverse. It's the same way So yeah, so blu a blu? Yeah, yeah, yeah, blu. It all got yeah pleasure to me. What was your name? Sorry. I blue apologize

I'm a man. I'm a shaman Beverly Hard one. Oh, it's good. No, it was well in it. Yeah He made a cut the cheese joke Lavin you ride with us now You ride with us now. Already, oh my. Obviously. Look. Oh my god.

I go on a Nuzelaba pop-os head. And now my little fingers can be such a crazy good massage. I can get in and all angles. Yeah. Yeah. Slammy's put on the ground and it's creating an earthquake. When you see a few people were trying to hold onto ropes to keep pop-os down a little bit.

And there it was. I cut all those ropes real quick. I take ropes, a lien to those ropes. Papa, I'm so sorry for the indignity that you suffered. But actually, these folk are really good folks. So I think they came at you the wrong way. They didn't understand how special you are. But I know that you got nothing but forgiveness in your heart.

These are friends. Sorry for the way they treated you. Turns round, Stès, blaven down. He's like, yeah, sorry about that, filler. Oh, just to make me understand, you know what I mean? And so it tries to give it a friendly fist bump. Rare. and sort of tries to give it like a friendly like like fist bump. Rere. Um, amazing.

Yeah, he turns round and goes, so, yeah, look, obviously you want to help you out. You probably want your, your, your possum back. Uh, thing is, Yes. It took us quite a lot to get the possum, you see.

We, we was actually out in the field trying to wrangle ourselves up and then we saw the possum and we managed to actually you know wrangling before we got picked up by the giants we did actually you know what I mean we did actually do use a bit of a favor. Are you trying to charge me from my pocket? I need you to understand one thing. I need you to understand one thing real quick. Second I go into fungal form he turns into a dire wolf So right now he's a fucking possum you want a fucking wolf stomping on your lasagna. What's also wolf? What is that? What is that? I'm saying you know what a dog is a dog. Oh my

Dogs they are the worst news. They are Like a real mean dog. Oh my words right you let all of a say listen listen He may have eaten like three of my best guys Oh Is what happens we all know we're getting to come Wranglers I'm just saying if there's any way that you know, that could be a little bit of compensation, but given that we saved him from the giants, I mean... You know what?

I'm going to let my compatriots handle this because I'm getting a little heated up the way that you're talking about pop-up. You said you said that you can blackmail, so I'm going to go take up the way that you're talking about pop pop. Moonshot is the way you can blackmail. So I'm gonna go take another dip in the cheese. Moonshot and pop pop are both turn away. We're in a bit of a like half. Blavin, my good sir, down here, down here. I'm ripening you.

I'm underneath your beard. Hi. He immediately comes down to your level, like, very respectfully. Okay. Uh, Beverly gets a stool so that he doesn't have to do that. Oh, oh, thank you. Where that stool come from? That's incredible.

I use Produce's stool. It's the first level straw. Of course. He used it in the jar as well. It's so easy. I go back to being mad. If I were to be able to produce a a wrangle, if I were to be able to wrangle a beast of a greater or equal value

to this possum, would that perhaps entice you? I mean, it's most certainly. You see, a beast like this sells to the inner enlightened inner cities for it, Absolutely. You know, it was like a year's worth of wages, at least in this thing. This beautiful, glorious, amazing creature. She's moonshine of locks.

A little bit of a little bit of lightning crackles. I'm just saying, selling my fucking lawyer. Rear brief castings up. When did he even have that? That possum is on retainer for us as our lawyer. So off the table. But if I have a spell that I could try and use to summon a steed that you could ride and perhaps sell

to the glorious inner cities. Absolutely. Yeah, let's do that. Let's go with that option. That sounds wicked. All right, Beverly focuses up and tries to find Polora's presence amidst the sultry steaming jungle that is Melora. Yeah. Yep. It's just like that. What do you say to like a miniature pony or something? Some foul beast like that. I think that's sort of the purpose. And this is, I'm going to use find greater speed.

Well. What level is this? This is a fourth level spell. Unfortunately, Jasper. Okay. I do believe, so the way I do it a little differently for all of you listening is that instead of doing like straight arcana I kind of like to use whatever the wherever they draw their power from so for moonshine. It's an edge of tech for Beverly is a religion check please. Oh

All right, I will roll the dice I will roll the dice. I'm gonna reroll that one. It's gonna be happening again. It's nice. I got a one before. Radish, Shilas. Gonna use a new die. Actually, I'm gonna use this big green dice right here. Very nice. That is going to be a 16th.

Beverly, I need you to roll me a D6. Great. That sounds good. Thanks. Nothing wrong with that. I could have divination rolled this, but I'm so curious to see what's going to happen. So I'm just not going to. All right, that's a four on the D6.

That is a four. Okay. Okay, so Beverly, you extend out your hands you Like this as the arcane flash in front of you you fire backwards taking Levels to spell again Fourth level fourth level so you take Fourth level fourth level so you take Where is my

Should have pointed all day, but let me land on the cheese land on the cheese You only take 11 points of damage as you all right You fly back because you hit into the wall of the dish and what emerges you see what were you going for? What was the greatest stage you were going for you fully missed all the cheese in my head? I was gonna try and summon something similar to Papa, another sort of marsupial perhaps, maybe like a wombat or a kangaroo, or maybe even like something along the way. Something with a pouch.

Beautiful. So you fire back into this tray, there's like a dust, a card of dust goes up and emerges is a very small little kangaroo wearing all of Beverly's clothes. Beverly, you're a kangaroo. What? What?

What? What? What? Am I the same size? You're the same size. You're a little tiny kangaroo. Just so you know, you can fully speak. You can use all your spells and all your weapons exactly the same, but you are just a kangaroo. Just so you know, you can fully speak, you can use all your spells and

only your weapons exactly the same, but you are just a kangaroo now. Do I know that only female kangaroos traditionally have pouches? Can I have a pouch? You can fully have a pouch, that's absolutely wonderful. I was gonna say, if I were you out, put my hands on that pouch just to see what it feels like. I turn to believe in and I say we're ready to make the trade. Oh, I'm running to me! I hold my nose and I grab the kangaroo by the back of the neck. Come bounce and choose you. I'm with part run with my tail.

And yeah, blavin' is like, well, I was kinda hoping it'd be a little bigger than that, but, uh, I guess it speaks. Okay, right than that, but Jesus speaks, okay, right? Yes, I'm a rare kangaroo. I report to force them and say, I'll catch up with you, just go. All right. Well, you agreed to that really carefully. Believe in hard ones already. I believe in immediately, like just locked in. Immediately, immediately, like, just fully, like,

lasso's, uh, Beverly, uh, Kangaroo Beverly, uh, and just, like, start leaning them off. You are left alone with Papa. Uh, you can now see, uh, you are, like, shadowed by this huge, uh, like, Elven Castle. You can see the big house. It's, like, right there. It's not for, in actual terms, for you, it feels like ages away,

but it's not far in terms of, like, Papa can get there, like, in a round. Like, that's not far in actual terms for you. It feels like age is a way, but it's not far in terms of, like, pop-up can get there in a round. Like, that's how close it is. Great. Okay. Well, fucks, it's been a pleasure. I enjoyed the rest of the session. I'll see you all tomorrow.

Sweet, thanks. Oh, yeah. Y'all, are we for real, gonna? That's fair. I'm like, he's too be at a plan. He's dead. I know, he's dead with us. Yeah, he's dead with you, so. Well, I'm gonna get on top he had a plan. He said, I know he said on me. Yeah, he said on me up with you. So

Well, let's I'm gonna get let's can we get on top of Paul Paul? Like almost like a getaway car like ready to go for whatever bevs plan is Why don't here's the deal? We're going to be giants again if all goes well So why don't we just trust Beverly and then we just come back and we could grab him as the little kangaroo and then later free him if all goes to shit. But we also know that we are outside of the range of those runes right now. You'll barely could misty step out here I think. You'll stand in the grounds of the cough. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, what about this? How about we get on pop off

and then I try to thorn whip to steal them away? Oh, okay. Yeah. Do we want to do that? I'm being led away by Blavin and I say, so what's my life now? What do I do? We sell you to the Enlightened Innocies

and it's actually pretty wicked there. Yeah, I don't know if you know the way the civil seed works, because I'm assuming you're not from Round-Aid because you don't like an insect kind of person like us. The way it works is when a civilization is spawned out of the food, which is what happens as you, I'm sure you probably know by now. It can be anywhere along the kind of timeline

of civilization. So the lighting in the cities are actually like super advanced. So you can have a wicked sign there. They've got all kinds of amazing stuff. I mean, I've been trying to book my ticket for a while, but you know, it's a bit of a lottery, being from the outside. So anyway, you'll have a great time.

Okay, I'm gonna try and cast Thornwhip to get him 10 feet closer to us. Amazing. So we can make a run for it. What is, what is, what is, what is, what is it? It's just a can trip. It's just a can trip. Fine.

Yeah. 100% just go ahead and roll me an attack, I guess. Attack roll on, I guess. That's another crit on the same dice. Oh, sweet. Oh, damn. Oh, damn. We haven't been rolling a lot, you guys.

This is a dice that was given to me on the road. So thank you Atlanta. Oh, there we go. Shout out to Atlanta on the road. So thank you Atlanta. Oh, there we go. Shout out to Atlanta. Oh, there's a dice left. This is like you Atlanta. Just joking, you were born with kangaroo Beverly. Wow, amazing.

I would love to go to this city. It seems like a technological mark. Ha ha ha ha. I'm at least giving him a, I'm at least giving him a, if he wants to run away, he's got 10 extra feet. And then I think I just fucking give Papa a good slap that kills a fleer too. And so that we can maybe book it.

Amazing. You see DoDo fully climbs on with you. It's like, I'll direct you when we get to the big house. And then you see, yeah, Beverly, you get pulled ten feet you land right by pop-up tail do you grab on? I know I jump on of course You jump onto pop-up tail as pop-up just really rare just takes off towards the big house You can hear blavin behind you like oh come on

the big house, you can hear a blaven behind you, like, oh come on bro, we gotta deal, what, why is it me? I just asked you for you, Ming, as you guys take off, and you just hear a faint, oh what have I been? Sorry. If we make it out of this, I'll buy you a parrot. Oh, they show really well, please do.

So, Papa in like one bound just leaps over the lasagna dish. You also, oh apology, I should have asked, Evie would also like to come along for the ride if she may. Oh yeah, Evie get on. She fully sidles up pretty close. Like she sandwiches herself in between hard one and moonshine. It bounds over lasagna. I'm winked back at hard one, and moonshine. Uh, it bounds over lasagna. Um, I'm winked back at hard one.

I blinked and moonshine. I whispered at baldor, who she gonna choose? Uh, yeah, who knows? Deverely. I think later you and you mean who she's gonna choose? You and I should maybe go play baseball or something. So as you all, uh, a board pop-up, you bound over, uh, You and I should maybe go play baseball or something So as you are all a board Papa you bound over

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Jordan DJ, Cutter W. Jive G. Dillon B, and Shuber The Mushroom, members of a special Intersector's Task Force who are responsible for keeping the LaZonny field safe from the city's greatest foe, a massive orange entity known only as Garfield. Danielle the Dasterly Dame, Andrew M. Beardman Dance, Scott D and Danny P. Baron Terris Pond's Feather Gromers, each of these loony gromers prunes the Baron's plumes for the price of two doubloons. It might sound funny, but they are actually severely underpaid and deeply depressed. Mixologist Michael McDee, Vincent W. Boundor's boy, Andrew B. and Kevin S. The Wranglers who helped to blame in Take Down Papa, it was difficult at first, but then Vincent suggested putting a tiny padded blazer under a box propped up by a stick, the rest

is history. Just an eye, Ragnar Fadewind, TJ M. the Noembarbarian, Alina M. and Traleigh the Cray Faye, the staff at Spazania, they specialize in marinara massages, basil leaf wraps, and also something called a mozzarella baptism, which is expensive, but totally worth it. Jarrad E. Austin Bonesai MR. Damial R. Cyborg version of Josh the Cobalt and Gage M. Bounder's buddies from the other timeline, they also mercilessly rasp Bounder whenever he takes a shit.

How can one halfling be blessed with so many good friends? Richard X Machina. Michael L. Sergio Cellsar Salman, Securized Ace of Quante. Tressed the traveler and Sir Carl, microscopic people who live inside a single pea that fell off a table at Han Dox Bar. They trade tardigrade, mounts, and drink individual atoms of water. I hate to say it, but it's too small to be cute. It went around the bend, sorry.

Jorias, Dana G, Azoth Shadows, KaelML, and Jack L. EV's Dragonfly Squires, the responsibilities include cleaning her mount's wings, buffing its carapace to a shine and most importantly, applying a touch of mascara to each of its 1000 compound eyes. Fall as well, temporal, samel, nicklelessy, the inventors of the rain net, which saves portomola daily from dangerous droplets, but also can be rented for outdoor weddings. Samuel B. Mike H. Udish Malik, the baby bronze dragon, Matthew E. Colton B. and Adam G. A school of cheese minnows, Jasper didn't mention it, but that cheese was swimming with fish, disgusting. Megan S. Mateo C.

Nabadger, Panama James, Cummins the Bard, and Adrian the Halfling Bard. Hondock's poker buddies that were desperate for Bound or to stay in Portamola so he could join their crew. Their main selling point was when you are tiny, but heavies are even heavier. Dan Grace G, Drew Nasty, Cicilulu and Barnesinator, a souvenir shop in Portamola that's trying to get hard one speaking stone number so he can help pitch new shirt ideas for them. Michelle O, Timmy R, Jonathan W. The Crockwearing Warrior, Lucas B, and Aaron S, a recreational cheese diving team that is made entirely of teaflings

because they're resistant to fire, but also the scrumptious lure of hot cheese. It's Kevin, hotfish is above average hog, New York, Steven C and KJ, pop-os managers and agent who are furious that his role was reduced to steed in this episode and are arguing hard to get him more screen time next step. Michael M. Mike K. Karen J. Ekathor 666 and Nick W. The bartenders at Love is Love,

who dream of the day Mavers gets spitefully shrunken down by noble swans, so he can visit the pub he inspired. Taylor A. Matthew R. Esme Am. Nathan. Kazemir The All-Knowing, and Big Bad Beard of the Mad. The owners of the Bellaswego, Portamola's Ritziest Gambling Casino with Killer Cheese Fountain Display on the Hour every hour. Eric McD, Giant Monsters of the Horizon, Thrath, Burley T, Drake, J-Dragonborn, and Joe Rho the Inapropro, Future Members of Balnor and Hondock's Bar Crew.

They love having a cold one, watching the game, and complaining about those damn kids with their toilet humor. Cody B, Liam D, The Sanjayan, Ben A, Fildonis, and Dave H, Bohumian Cheese models who have graced the cover of Magic Sports Illustrated Cheese Suit Edition. Mark T, Kuala Bear, Catherine S, David K, Christian S, and Dustin S, the Green Tina Rooz. Green teen kangaroos who love nothing more than a nice hop hike and collecting unique teeth in their buccacy pouches. Keith K, Conor F, the Timewalker, Vashguard, two left eyes in Frankie Kuala.

Elite Possum writers who can break even the scrambleist possum by distracting them with complex legal questions. Big Bad John, DPC is awesome. Aston S, Blair the Bug Blair Bar Blairian, Pork Chop and Chanel M, possum lawyers who have been hired by Balnor to argue the fact that he never shit himself by using the his pants were already down defense. This case should be a lock. Valacy Raptor, Minette F, Pat L, Achoo Thuta A, Lauren H, and Elias Hawthorn, the conductors

on the tiny train that leveled the band of boobs they could have slowed down, but decided to just power through once they saw them eating sewer shrimp. Maddy Y, Alex H, the eldest Barry, Evan V, Ryan S, and the Bone Duster, the tallest gnomes in all of Bohemia, their Tee-hee's are a silky smooth baritone. Joshua H, Robert Seris P, Idrisil, Brent Lee C, Micah B, and Jim Bob X plays, Cheese Paparazzi aka Paparazzi Cheese. These cheesy photojournalists snap some great pics of moonshine and hard one that are sure to titlate all of the cheeseheads.

Ploups, Carlyann, Lurie P, Spam Gaming, the not-so-skilled gamer, Conor Savage, and Russell H, Fire Giants who are professional cheese lava swimmers, move aside Michael Phelps, it's time for Michael Fedha. Christopher J, Pepplepot, Logan S, Leviathan, DeMey A, Bioquart 7, and Remington CD, Jungle Dwelling to Backsees who are plotting to exact revenge on Balanor for shitting in their woods, it's not cool to poop on people's floors, Balanor, Amber K, Thrill of the Fright, Sullivan H, Everett P, Trub, Hop Drop, and Sidney T,

Known kids who dared the boobs adolescent savior to knock over their jar, little do they know that they are the true unsung heroes of the realm. Alex C, the element god, Lindsey W, champ wild, valin, and sprite Pepsi, passengers on the toy train, hard one took a dump on, henceforth that subway line will be known as the two train very funny. Carlin C, Anthony S, Tristan C, the loose, but obtuse goose, Jake, Matthew J, and script scripter, Bohumi and Chef, who specialize in exotic delicacies like sewer shrimp. Usually this dish costs hundreds of gold,

but wow, the boobs got it straight from the source. That's some fresh sewer shrimp. Michael S. the Bone Duster, Noah, Wyatt B, Estelle, Ghost, Rogue Cree, thrill-seeking casserole folk who spend their days surfing bud-heavy waves as they come down the drain. Now that's a wave you can crush.

Daniel N. Berenes, Swaycheon, Sromance Partner from the Baronies, Mr. Dude Sky conflicted DM, Justin LB and Dandy, Chees-styleists who can arrange your hair and skin in perfectly layered coats of cheese in hopes that you too can wear cheese well. That's a good-a-look. Jennifer R. Clifton A. Richard G. M. Barber. Marcus P. and Pupp K. Lash. Writers of the cheesy lifeguard show Bre-Bree Watch. Starring David Swistlehoff and Yasmeen Cheese. No, I'm not sorry. Learns the balanced druid. Dakota JP.

Pago. Self-proclaimed Faye. Prince. Tracy P. A very big bed 91 and Scrumpey Bogpipe. Marriage counselors to the couple trying to give it another shot in Hondok's bar. The fact that moonshine accelerated the end of their relationship is actually a blessing. No one thought it was working. Nest O, Zachary R, Holly, Anthony A, Leah C, and Samuel O,

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