Not Another D&D Podcast - C3 Ep. 21: Glen (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)

Episode Date: October 7, 2022

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I'm your dungeon master, Brian Murphy Murphy joined by Jake Herwits. Dick, do Cheswick, call her Killed That. You deserve it. Emily Axford. Ready to cause a racket in a scorched track jacket, Kaliya Pepechakul. Woo! She's been hit by lightning. And then of course, calledultanner. Pretending to be an oven child and getting all-riled.

As he fights for the wild, it's Saul Bufo. Ooh. I do not remember. You pretending to be an Elven child. Oh, he did. He did stick with you? It stuck with me. I was nightmares about it.

Wasn't a memorable bit. I'm sure the people have been talking about it all week. But with that, why don't we go ahead and do a little recap. So we remember all of Caldwell's bits. It's a bit recap. Yeah, so last time you guys traveled through Blue Elf territory and ran a foul, a blue waiver and it's cohorts.

After a failed deception check saw Saul stabbed by his stinger and incapacitated. That's a call number one. Yeah, that's gonna say. Kind of a classic called well thing. Once Saul was stabbed and incapacitated, when you can just run ahead. Run ahead and die. Run is like one of my main things.

Yeah, also dying. Yeah, running is Saul's thing, but you've really never built a character for deception, and yet you always take the lead on the deception adventures. I love to put my foot in my mouth, and now it's so much easier because of my long tongue. Wow. So, so I was stabbed by a stinger and incapacitated, but the rest of you were able to catch up and turn the tides, capturing your new friend, Cheswick. We're the friend of you. We're the friend of you. What a friend. As you continue to travel, you discovered the wreckage of a mothership airship that had been hijacked by dragon elves. Amongst the debris, you found paperwork and learned that the ship was full of archonetic

transmitters. Mother ship tech that allows something to pull magical energy from one source to another. You grilled Cheswick about, and it was revealed that his faction of Blue Dragon Alves were betraying the others by helping the Greens undermine the efforts of the High King, keeping the investigation against the Voids going, while the real traders were right under their noses. As Callie attempted to record his confession, she tapped into her monestone and accidentally connected to an unlikely source. Beatrix sent a message via the roladex that the greens were powering a weapon.

You were able to deduce that the greens were likely using the stolen transmitters to transfer power from the egg to another source that they could control more easily. Afterwards, you wandered into the domain of Laverick's old lair where Glen was holding his summit. Before settling down for the night, you trapped Old Chezwick and a cave, then proceeded to find one for yourself. There, Calder was able to resist the influence of Ultras

with the help of the Cali cocktail, a bardic inspiration and bless. Cali then had a moment with Foster. Blessed inspiration. Blessed inspiration. That's the name of the Cali cocktail cost $17 And it does come with a little smoke dome. Yeah, I was gonna say it comes with like a little platter and Waiter reveals it everyone takes an Instagram video everyone takes an Instagram video Everyone orders it and then it's maybe not as good as you don't

Canonically is the best cocktail anyone's ever had you're right. I don't want to put that on Cali So Cali then had a moment with Foster where the duck revealed a kinship with the egg They both hyped each other up and resolved to get it back and finally you all went to sleep The next morning as you prepared Cali castak with animals to speak to a lizard, who gave you a little bit of the lay of the land. He explained that there were dozens of dragons of all colors heading into the summit, including one deep dragon that was brought by force.

You surmised that this was likely Schrumrot, who would likely be used as an example during the demonstration. You donned your disguises and headed into the summit amongst a throng of lesser dragons and dragon elves, and that's where we are now. So you are ushered into Labyrinx's old layer of the site of the summit. You enter the cave mouth and see this tunnel lit by magic torches and lanterns that maintain these

big roaring fires without the risk of them going out of control. Everyone is filing in, there's a massive crowd, kind of a buzz of excitement. You see overhead, there are dragons tucking their wings and flying right over you. They're almost like clipping you, Calder, as they go up. You guys are in a giant magma tube. This natural cave formed by flowing lava, the lava is all gone now, but the shape and the layout of this place looks like it was influenced

by either Laverick's the Red Dragon or some kind of stone-shaper mages because everything is just a little too perfect. The whole thing is kind of set up like a stadium. You can see circular hallways going in both directions and even further ahead. There's a hallway straight ahead where you can see that the cave begins to open up. Actually, you know what? Everybody go ahead and give me perception checks. Yeah, glad. 15. 15 as well. Just a 12. Okay.

You guys look and see that kind of despite this strange contingency of multiple factions, people are still kind of sticking to their own crews. You see that it looks like a lot of the blue elves are going over to the left. You see that a lot of the green elves are going straight ahead. And you see there's a small contingency of cold elves in white masks and amongst them you hear a voice go oh my god galkard it's fucking cool here I'm so glad you fucking convinced me to come we need to freaking soup up our layer. Colder shrinks. Small as he can. I have been sleeping on volcanoes.

Colder slows his walk to his stop and sits on the floor. So yeah, so your ex is here too. Now I know how it feels. So you guys see cold elves go off one way, blue elves go you guys see, cold elves go off one way, blue elves go off another way, green elves go off another way. And you can see that they're kind of going into like, you know, Coliseum style seating. Okay.

I want to take my head out of my heart for a second and I think I just want to look around and be like, what is the danger? Is this a situation that if one door closed, everyone would be trapped here. I want to assess this room because it feels like a trap. Mm-hmm. Go ahead and give me an insight, check.

Nine. Nine? You look around, you see that you're in a tunnel. The dragons are kind of having a hard time squeezing through here. That's what I was thinking. You do get the sense that there are probably other ways out. Like, the volcano was pretty big, but they are reliant on like these tunnels. Like, it opens up in the middle. So it looks like there's like a big

policy and pit essentially, but yeah, there's like, it's like a series of tunnels. So there are like a lot of tunnels aside from like the main one we entered from. You don't know for a fact because you guys did not like case the entire place. Right. But you assume that there is probably more than one exit. Yeah. I'm curious about trying the potion of clairvoyance.

Yeah. Yeah. And whatever they are now. It's like side stage. Yeah. Yeah. Presumably good. Is back there just like being like side stage. Yeah, presumably, good. Is back that just like being like, okay,

so here's how this is gonna work. I'm gonna do this, you're gonna do that. If we see guards that look like maybe they are keeping an eye out for like magical intrusion. I'll say there's not, you know, it's a big circular, you know, kind of policy and path. So you guys just walk around the tunnels. I mean, go heading me in investigation checks, but it's not gonna be a high DC.

That's a five. Okay. Get through my mask. 17. Okay. Three. Okay. You guys walk around and called or you notice one door, not even a door, like an archway that looks like it's leading downstairs into like a basement or something that would lead down into like the pit. So you guys are on a higher floor, you see an archway leading downstairs and you see that there are two guards like outside of this archway.

All right, okay. What do you think? Do you think it's worth it? Or should we just wait and see? Why not? I'm gonna pull out the toilet paper just greatly. Ken. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I blow my nose, yeah. And I wanna just like write a little message to it and say like, what are we looking for? Will we know what it is when we see it? You would get a message back, not here yet.

Okay, but maybe the weapon's not here, but maybe there's still someone back there talking about it. Do you think it's worth it? Yeah. Do you really think it's worth it? I say yes, it spills at my mouth and I drink it. Yeah, yeah, it's me a second time. I spit it back up into the water.

Oh, you're spilling it here, use a TP. Yeah, I think I kind of want to send the sensor and I'm going to go for just sound. OK. Not visual. Great. And I want to send it back into this basement area. Okay, does it kind of kind of fly?

Yeah, so it's like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's basically like a drone. You basically, no, no, no, no, you just choose a point in range and a location familiar to you or in an obvious location that is unfamiliar to you. Oh, so you can just like, you see the stairwell so you're just like downstairs. Yeah, great. Okay, you burp up like a psychic bubble.

You make a little bubble, essentially put it through the floor. And you hear fighting, like the sounds of weaponry, some kind of like electric shock thing that's happening. And you hear, and you hear a familiar voice go, what are you doing? This is madness. You would declare open war with the deep elves! I was to meet with the high king to speak in favor of my brother! And you bring me here! What is this? Oh fuck me! Alright. And you hear another familiar voice.

Get your hands off my mom! Get your hands off her! Oh no. Wait, Elzor's down there? In the queen? Okay, this is- this is Fox. Okay, she's absolutely- There's changes things. Um... I'm just gonna throw it out. I almost feel like we put ourselves into position to free, umberspore,

Elzor, Shroom-Rot. We see what the demonstration is, but we don't have the strength to oppose it. And if the demonstration is going to be murdering Shroomrot with this weapon, then we don't have time to watch the demonstration. Yeah.

Now, we need to stop the demonstration. And it seems like if Shroomrot is the demonstration, if we can escape with him, then I guess that throws the whole thing off. Okay, so can we get close to Queen Umbersbord, Elzor and Shroom Rod? It seems like it's pretty lightly guarded because they feel like they've got like a strong position here. Could we sneak down there, is it?

I mean, yeah, let's just try to sneak in to this basement. And if we can't, bum rush the basement. Yeah, I can try the old Astral Fasaj trick where I whisper into their minds and try and get them to rush downstairs say that we need more help with the dragon. Absolutely. So Saul activates this Vesaj.

I think you see almost this like spectral shimmer of like horns appears above his dragon mask and he's going to try and whisper into these guards' minds. I think he can only do it to one target at a time. So I think it'll be like one than the other, but he's going to say, we need help down here. The queen, she's stronger than we thought.

Go ahead and give me a deception check. I'm taking it. Can I still use my bardic from yesterday? No. Yeah. Yeah, gotta. You have a new one though. Oh, thank you, Callie.

15. 15. You see this guy looks up, looks to the guy, the other guy at the door here, and whispers something and looks concerned. Looks like he didn't totally buy it. However, his response to it is to look out in the crowd to try to find somebody making eye contact with him, trying to cast a spell on him or something,

so he briefly walks away from the archway. Oh, okay. So it just one left. Just one left, just one left. Can I try to cast command and just say, go? try to cast command and just say go. Yeah, what kind of save does he make? Wisdom. Get out of here.

It's a natural three. You see this guy as if getting a little bit of it. I mean, I comb out of the shadows and I just say go and then I peel back into the shadows. Yes ma'am. So you just start, just joins the throng of people and looks like he just back into the shadows. Yes, ma'am. See, it just joins the throng of people and looks like he just walks into a box.

Yeah. Just clocked out. Kelly, that rolled me. I'm still in the shadows. I don't know if I want to leave. Just so safe here. I haven't seen fucking Glen yet. Your words are swords.

You're so strong. The tongue is my tier than the sword. I agree. Yep. All right. I can go in. Yeah, we've played it. We've played it, Pat.

Sweet. Yeah, you guys start going downstairs. Are you going to try to stealth? Or OK, yeah, we're still going to pass with that tree. We're still going to pass with that tree. So I do another group stealth. 24. That is a nat one for me. It does become a 23.

Okay, that's really good. Yeah, you're nat one. I don't know how you're gonna rule of that. You're nat one is one lower than my fucking nat 12. No, we're doing a group chat. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, you guys sneak down the stairwell. Bumpy along with you, you guys stick to the shadows.

There are like torches here, but it's very easy to just like move very quickly and get into the shadows. You guys make your way down the stairs, down this hallway. You see there's like a service hallway with little like doorways and stuff that look like they lead into the pit of this Colosseum. Yeah, you see there are different rooms that look like they were at one time, you know, quarters for people to like live in and stuff like that. And one of them is being used to house Queen number sport. You walk down the hallway and you see that there's this one room. The door is open and you see that there are four

You see that there's this one room, the door is open, and you see that there are four dragon elves with these pole arms that are shocking her, that have like her wings are bound. She's got like something around her mouth. I'll say that her voice was kind of muffled when she was speaking, when she's fighting. You see that Elzor is in there, looks injured, and does not have their hooks with them, has their wrists

bound and their legs bound, and Agnes is also in there and bound and looking kind of beat up. Queen Umber Sport has the most fight in her of all of them, but you see that every time she resists, she's not able to use her breath weapon, she's not able to spread her wings, and they just keep shocking her down, and she's almost just like, just keeps willing herself to just, YOU, EFFE, FOOLS, YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS, I WILL SPIT MY SP try something and I'm gonna hope that YouTube back me up on this. I'm gonna cast a third-level command on three of them to say drop on their shockers and if any of them drop it I'm gonna go I'm gonna use my movement to then grab it like pick it up off the ground. But I'm assuming

that you guys are like strong enough to disarm some people who save or I wasn't able to. Yeah, we instantly pick up what you're putting down. I do eat all of them, drop them, because I want one of these things too. Sick. Okay. It's a wisdom save again. First guy, we'll do a wisdom save.

First guy passes. Okay. Second guy fails. So I use my movement, run and grab that one. Okay, their guy also fails. So you see, they're holding Queen number, spore down. You cast command, you say drop it. Makes the two on the left side drop their pole arms.

You see it rolls under her and she kind of moves and slams them into the wall. I'm gonna need everybody to roll in and she goes, who is? nice move. A crit. There we go. Yeah, seven. 10.

26. Kali, the suggestion or the command was in a surprise round. You guys passed your group's death check. Oh, I got a roll for bumpy. Hey, old bumpy. Get in on this, Bumpy. You guys are fucking bold. You're really good at killing elves, Bumpy. here. Howly your first, you see these two of these guys drop their electoral rods.

Oh fuck man! I'm gonna object interaction, grab one of them, and then do another second level command on the two still holding theirs. Oh my god. I'm trying to get this out of these guys' hands. Smart. You see the two other guys drop their electrical things? Everyone grab a fucking electrode rod.

Oh, damn it, you're persuasive. You're going through spells, baby. After Callie's turn, Queen Umberspore, now free from those guys holding her down, is gonna do a strength check to burst from the other restraints. Get's a fucking 25. You see her wings just burst out. You see she opens her mouth and breaks the restraints that were over her mouth and she goes, and she's going to take one claw attack on the one guy,

hits, instantly disembowls this dude, just rips across his abs and just his fucking guts fall out. I'm not gonna get a turn this round out, my other dude looks fucking terrified and goes up against the wall. She just fucking smashes his head into the wall with her claw and it just fucking explodes. She turns around and tries to do a bite attack on the other guy. Rolls a fucking natural 19, just swallows this dude. Others one dude left, Saul. Lucy, Lucy!

I'd grab him and hold him up to three numbers more. You guys shouldn't have dropped those things, butter figures. Go ahead and get me contested athletics or acrobatics check. He got a 15. I got a 16. Sick. You hold him. I'll say 16. Sick. You hold him. I'll say you've got this guy grappled.

Call her if you'd like to take the finishing blow. Honestly, I feel weird doing it. You know it's been a day, so I wouldn't mind having a bite if you don't mind. By all means, queen. We're out of apples. You see, she bites the student half. And you guys instantly destroy all of them.

It's so much blood on me. I see that Elzor doesn't have any weapons and I kick an electro rod to them. You see, yeah, Elzor grabs it. You guys, you know, unbind Elzor, unbind Ignis. Elzor goes over and slams the door and goes, how did you know we were here? I got this clear for once.

I drank a potion, I know. I had a few. Oh, we were guys supposed to potion a while ago. We were a pretty good deal. Are you okay? Do you need a new potion? We're not great and we're still trapped in this Colosseum full of traders.

And Queen Umberspore kind of tries to calm Elzor down. Chimes in and goes, yes, but thank God you were able to find us. Elzor came, Chimes in and goes, yes, but thank God you were able to find us. Elzor came to me yesterday and told me about them capturing Shroomrot. We were on our way to the High Kings Castle, but we were intercepted by a crew of blue and green dragons. It's like they planned the whole thing.

What happened to Shroomrot, you know? Shroomrot, as far as I know, is still at the High Kings Castle. Okay, all right. So they're still under the delusion that Shroom rot is hiding something about the voidos. Is there any way to sneak you out of here? Did they bring you in right through the front door that we're all... with the wheel walk through? They brought me in through the, what's the thing called again? The call-dera, yeah. The call-dera, they brought me in the call-dera.

Not in the after me, I just don't know where... Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! It seemed jealous. That's fine. Ha! Ha! Ha! Um, you guys see, as you guys are on this room, the Rolladex, once again, rolls out of your pack, and says, good chance to get close.

Because we're downstairs? Because we can take these green elves costumes. Yeah. Tie these guys up and march them out into the Colosseum, right? Can I pick up the Electoral Rod? Turn it off, but use press the digitization to make it look like it's all in your press digitization on all four. And I'm like, I'm like, okay, I'm bespull. What kinds of theatrical? I need you to give me your best. Oh my god, I'm being shocked. Ugh!

I will spit my spores down your throat and poison your guts! Grab her with the gun! Grab her with the gun! I'm sorry! She's the fuck you're out! I am out! She's taking it seriously! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was acting, I was acting, I was incredible. Oh, right, shit. Call there's crying. Elzer goes, wow, mom, that was actually really good. That was deceitful and rad. That was method. Be an honor to perform with you.

All right, what's my motivation? Okay, so I'm a green elf who's, yeah. All right, I suck. Okay, but in like the way And in the bad way. Okay. Oh, I grew up rich, but still think I deserve more Have a dragon, but still I'm not satisfied. I have every I'm annoyed that other people are calling me entitled I have everything including a chip on my shoulder about it for some reason I'm strong and tall, seems like too much. Sweet. So are you guys are putting on these green dragon elf masks?

Yeah, sick. I'll say bumpy goes over to you, Saul, and goes, maybe we do a little tag team, little, little, uh, Saul on bumpy shoulders. Oh, thinking about that. Are you kidding me?, Saul on bumpy shoulders. Oh, oh, oh, are you kidding me? Tall Saul. All right, I'll be the bottom half of the horse.

Of course. Yeah, you see, uh, bumpy gets under the rope with you. Um, you're able to kind of hunch down. And yeah, with like your, your frog pose, uh, you're, you just look essentially as tall as bumpy. And then you've got a big got a big green dragon mask on. Callie, you put on a green dragon mask. Callie, you put on a green dragon mask.

Elzor pretends to put their bindings back on. Ignis pretends to put her bindings back on and Umbersport does as well. Are you guys able to kind of do it for her? All right. Now we're waiting until we get called out. Yeah. I guess so. I want to write to the toilet paper again.

We've set up something so terrible. You have a pen doll. It's the same time. I say, hey, with a lot of wives. Don't abuse it. Just checking in. What are you planning? You get a message back. Revenge.

I feel like we've done this song a dance before, but you know what? We're gonna need all the distraction we can get. Just right back. Cool. Thank you. Yes. Yeah. You get back a face that's just two dots in a straight line.

You know when you're in the call there you're gonna play with some fire. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't know but it's fair right. Why you keep bringing it up? That's not what you do. It's not what I'm really really. Who was she, man? It's not like that. Um, Amber Spill, what did you see these green elves doing in the downtime? Oh, I didn't. Is there like a card game that's like? Yeah, we really have to get into character.

Mostly they were just shocking me and getting into all of this. Anyone like chewing gum or something. One of them chewed. I call him Claudette. I wait no. The other three asked a question. I think three, oh, oh, we're really mad about it. So yeah, she was like, okay, call the takes one look and it's like, all right, fine,

yeah, you get it. She was good. I can't deny it. She was born for it. My mouth's too big. It would just fall out. I'm mind blowing a bubble. Sweet.

I'll say it. I'll say it. You also have, does anybody have a spell to like clean up the crime scene? Because I'll say you even had to clean up like brains as you know, she likes squishing people. I mean, I can instantaneously clean or soil an object. Sick. Yeah. You just go around. You instantaneously clean everything in the room. What a lot of cantrip. Sweet. Yeah. And in the meantime,

Elzor and Ignis were fucked up. Queen number sport was fucked up. They're all going to get a short rest. And they start to look like they're getting a little bit of fight back in. Can I do my song of rest so that they can maximize their short rest? Yeah, sick. They're like fully. You do your song of rest. They look like they're starting to feel a little bit better. You see, yeah, there's some fight in Elzor and Agnes.

You have something to fight with Elzor. You see Elzor looks at the bodies down there and is able to find a couple short swords that they're able to do a wield. I think this will do just fine. Not as fancy as the hooks, but I'll take it. Okay. You need some like chains or string or twine. I have a bunch of yarn if you wanted to attach

those short swords through them. Yeah, do you need yarn? I have to be thankful for you guys right now. Let's not ruin that, okay. yarn? I have to be thankful for you guys right now. Let's not ruin it. Okay People act like that a lot It's so weird how much you have to like squeeze gratitude Yeah, this must be a common story. You guys hear a knock at the door instantly umber spore goes

Oh, man to me. I've got my press of digitation Making showers of sparks, but it's like a little toothy, I just... Yeah, showers of sparks. These pull arms look so powerful. You guys heard poking me in her. It's a magician show. Call their shoes gum just a little bit.

I'm defiantly. I elbow him and stuff. It's testing it out. Oh, I'm sorry. We can't pull too gum. Thanks, yours, it's yours. It's It's testing it out. Oh, sorry. We have both you gum. I swear it's yours. It's yours. It's wanted to test it out. It's gonna look confusing.

I know. I'm not doing it anymore. I start. You know what? You, to the gum, all smoke a cigarette. We're not even mime smoking a cigarette. I want a cigarette. You have a vape.

Why are you mimeing? Shower's a spark. Shower's a spark. Shower's a spark. Go ahead and you see a couple green dragon elves open the door, go ahead and give me a group deception check. It can just be one person and they can do it with advantage. 22. 22.

Okay. They are all business. You see, they just nod for you guys to follow and walk out into the hall. I take out a couple sprigs of basil because basil is supposed to be for good luck. And as soon as things start to get bad, I'm going to use those to cast bless on the three of us. Sick. Oh, nice lucky basil cool. I Clinch my thighs show bumpy good luck

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You won't want to take your bird dogs off, we promise you. Okay that's it for me, Go team pants and enjoy the show Drew's name, but yeah kind of hanging on to Queen number sport. She's putting on a bit of a show Fighting up against you guys. You see other green dragon elves come around and kind of grab onto L's or an igneus but their bindings are false so you assume igneus could probably overpower the dudes that are on her right now. All right. So you guys are brought out through like a door

that opens into the pit of this arena. And you guys are kind of ushered over to the side like in the dark. They're sort of like an arcane lantern that's lighting up the middle of the arena and you guys are kind of off to the side for now. Kelly is like beside herself because this is our first time getting to take our show to like a real stage and a real audience.

This is the big leagues. Have another piece of gum. You see there are magic torches lighting fires all throughout the arena. They reflect the different factions that are represented there. You see white flames near the cold else. You see princess shiver of light sitting in like a position of prominence in one of the boxes. Called her lowly's eyes. She does a double take on the one tall green dragon elf. Blue lanterns for the blues and green for the greens just a rainbow of color throughout the arena and you see around you guys there are a bunch of

young green dragons and dozens of green dragon elves and dragon riders and they look to be getting ready for the demonstration. And eventually you see that the lights around the arena shift and go from this multicolored rainbow to a hot red light torches burn all around the arena and people cheering as the main speaker approaches the pain. We were just the warm up. Walking out from a different entrance from the basement, you see a slick green elf with a swimmer's frame, a sleeveless green tunic made of leaves that shows off his well-toned arms. A long cape of emerald that always seems to billow behind him. It seems like it would be too long, like it would catch under his feet or touch the ground

every once in a while, and it just kind of doesn't. Damn, Kelly, you said he was hot, you didn't tell me it was perfect. Now, you understand, but I knew that this moment would feel complicated. Yeah, get it. I see he's just, he's glen. Yeah. You see he's got a beautifully carved arcane bow on his back and an ornate green mask, behind which as he turns around it kind of looks at the entire crowd.

You catch piercing green eyes behind it. You see his hair is long and black and he tosses it over one shoulder as he enters the area encompassed by this lantern in the middle and as the light hits him you hear it has some kind of magical effect. It seems to amplify his voice because he seems to be speaking at a normal volume, no strain in his voice, but it is projecting throughout the arena. You hear everybody quiet down as Glenn speaks. Friends, it has been too long since we have all come together under one roof. So let us all take a moment to revel in what the living would would look like if we could all put aside our differences The voice is not to and work together

You hear some some light applause from the crowd We have the numbers But we have been overlooked Who among you wouldn't want their own keep a populist? overlooked who among you wouldn't want their own keep. A populist. I know. Their own titles. Instead, we're forced to hide in caves to settle for what they've given us.

But we won't have to any longer because we have a way to kill the king. Call their start applauding. Yeah, you see the green elves, there's some people who are applauding. You see glad kind of looks back. Run on it. Fuck, doesn't it feel so good when you get into tension? I don't know, I mean, I love this approval, but yeah, it's not like I need more of it all the time.

You're doing an awesome job. Oh, call your blushes right on. The first time is cheeks look anything but blue. I feel like that's what my hair would look like if I could grow hair. But yeah, you hear the green elves are kind of cheering, but from people like the Princess Shiver Blight and some of the deep dragons here

and even some of the lesser blue dragons and everybody, there's some scoffing and even some heckling. You hear Princess Shiver blight being like, oh yeah, fucking okay. And so I guess you just like grew an ancient dragon or something. Who is this guy? Wow, my ex-vazio ex is coming out on top.

That's just a random person, I don't know her. Wow. But yeah, there is, from the crowd, it's just like kind of murmurs of disapproval. Like that kind of doesn't go over great. There's kind of like a yeah right. Let's see how he swings this. Glenn looks completely comfortable.

I just hold his hands out and goes, can scoff all you want. So self-assured. But it was us who killed Perrywinkel last night. This entire castle, his army wiped out in under a minute, and just kind of silenced from the crowd. We might not have an ancient dragon on our side like the king, but we have something better.

Everybody give me perception checks. I got a 17 perception. 12 for me. Okay. Oh, I got a 21. Sick. You guys look, you see a green dragon descending from the Caldara and lands in the middle of the pit.

And Cali, you've seen the high prince Venomal before, the only adult green dragon in Glenn's order, kind of why he's considered a lesser order. This is not the high prince Venomal, this is a young green dragon. And, when you see what's going on, you might kind of clock why they might not have wanted to test this unlike their main dude. In fact, as you look around, you might kind of clock why they might not have wanted to test this

unlike their main dude. In fact, as you look around, you don't see the high prints of animal anywhere. But you see this young green dragon that has just descended from the top of the volcano is wearing a mask that almost looks like a muzzle, covered in glowing lights, covered in glowing lights radiating with blue arcane energy. You see Glen nods to the dragon, then backs off along with the rest of the green elves in the pit to give the dragon room. You see the dragon rears its head back as the mask changes from blue to red like it's charging something and then the dragon releases a breath far more powerful than that of a normal young dragon. It releases a gas that seems to distort reality itself instantly turning a 30 foot area of black ash

into a lush green area of overgrowth covered in grass and weeds. You see living vines snapping out, like trying to like reach out at people. A huge lightning bolt crashes down from the top of the volcano and cinches the area. That's the wild. Yeah, I mean, I definitely activate the bless spell as I see this. Okay.

So we gotta get that muscle over there. Yeah. I wonder if they fed the egg to this thing or something. Fuck. Now I think they want to be able to replicate it. I think that I don't know. It seems like whatever they have, it's not here. This is just it's a show of force. Yeah. Glenn addresses the arena. We have the power to harness nature, to turn the earth against our enemies. Now I know what you're thinking. Glent fear. It's impressive. I know. I am thinking. Bumpi, it's a good thing you can't see because this guy's putting on a show.

Glent fear, it's impressive, but all you've done is turn Ash to grass. Well, what if we were to do the same to a massive dragon? Uh, you see, he turns to you guys. Show time. Oh, fuck. They were gonna do it too. They still are. I think that we... We walk forward, we play apart.

Yeah. We just kind of let him go, right? Well, we know that when it charges up, it turns red. So I feel like in this instance, red means go. The moment before it turns red, we drop those restraints and we let all hell break loose. You guys bring Queen number four out. You see this young green dragon squares up to her. You see muzzle covering its face but it is kind of smiling with its eyes like really excited that this young punk is gonna smoke this you know

near ancient deep dragon and she you know is putting on a show is pretending to kind of look furious as you guys with a pole arm still pretending to be shocking her. You hear jeers from the crowd, all these people wanting to see Queen Umbersport take it down a level. Can I see like what what are the other like deep dragon elves? Are they like yeah fucking being catty? Umbersport fucking take note of who isn't on your side. Yeah, you see, she kind of looks around and locks eyes with some deep dragons and you see that they kind of look away. Like they did not know this was gonna be part of,

oh shit, mom's here. Look away, but don't rise the occasion. Yeah, right, do not rise the occasion. Yeah, so all is going to bump up to Queen Umber's poor. It's to say, Make way for the tallest of the Green Dragonhills, the Undo so the bravest. I'm going to like jab my prod,

like right up to her ear. And I'm going to whisper, my queen, from what I know, I think that device is somehow replicating the magic of the wild. So, if you can somehow get it off and better get, steal it, we'll be able to understand what's happened here a lot better.

You pick your moment. You guys are commanded to kind of like move to the side. You see that your electric bolt things have less power from longer range, but you can get like 15 or 20 feet out. So you guys kind of walk back and are still kind of pretending to shock her from further out as she is bound in this area in the middle of the pit. You guys see Glenn Nodz hops on a dragonel and like rides like 50 feet away,

getting kind of clear out of the way of this thing's breath area. And you see the green dragon with the mask. Once again, leans its neck back with its mask, beginning to change from blue to red. As that is happening, you guys begin to feel a surge of power in your monostones, and I'm going to ask you guys a question. Do you allow access to your monastone to this power?

Yeah, I mean, it's Beatrix, and this is much more her fight than even us. Like this is her destroyed layer. If we can help make this right or at least just help it, so that we have a better chance of escaping, I think we'll take that chance. Besides, we don't have a plan B. Yeah. Plan B atrix.

Yeah. So you guys, as you allow this power in, the mask seems to malfunction for a second. At first, it's just this awkward moment. You see the lights are flashing. The dragon looks confused, goes to do it again. And as it's sort of fidgeting with this thing, you hear a voice in your head go,

the mask, it's wearing, has mothership parts, but it's hacked. So I only have so much power over it. But the rest of the tech around here is a different story. Ha! Suddenly all of the magic torches, lanterns and bragers around the summit explode, lighting the perimeter of the arena in flames as the crowd erupts into a panic. Instant fucking just volcano full of fucking fire. As the green dragon looks up fucking horrified, Queen Humbarsport launches herself at him, everybody go ahead and roll initiative. Yes.

17. 14. 23. Okay, so as the fire erupts into the arena instantly you hear you know drag and screaming drag and else screaming and everything Everyone basically begins attacking each other. It is an instant. It is an instant fight The place immediately turns into a war zone because this was a like conspiratorial meeting between Conference full of creative. They don't fucking trust each other They don't trust each other at all. There are a lot of people who probably think the greens intended to do this Mm-hmm. They think they're at the fucking red wedding. So they're just the blue dragons that came here attacking green ones deep elves fighting with blues White dragons fighting with greens. It's fucking chaos. Love it. Um At initiative

24 somebody acts, you don't see what happens, initiative 23, that is Cali's turn. Oh. Can I do a perception check to try to find Glenn because I wonder if I can follow him to try to find this original creature? Interesting.

Yes, go ahead and give me a perception check. 19. 19, okay. Yes. You see that Glenn give me a perception check. 19. 19, okay, yes. You see that Glenn was on a dragonel, so we had like this mounted thing. You see that on his turn, he was the one who acted on initiative 24,

he has a completely fucking fled. As soon as shit hit the fan, he flies into, as there's this like explosion of all these lanterns and everything, some of the tunnels collapse that are in like, the sort of like, colosseum type structure of this volcano. You see he flies into one of the tunnels. Did the tunnel collapse after him?

The tunnel did not collapse after, okay. Is there a green dragon out around? With a 19 perception check, I'll say, yeah, you see, near you has not gotten to act yet, is just a more wienery like chiswick-esque green dragon elf guard that's on a dragon elf. Oh, sir, Glen, Glenfrier! Can I just get on and be like,

you just saw me there in the middle of this Colosseum. We need to fucking follow Glenn right now. He told me if shit went down, that I should meet him where he's going. And you have the green dragon off mask, you're still pretending you're all fucking part of it. Um, go ahead. I think I'm just gonna trust these two can handle it.

They've got an ancient dragon. I know Calder can just fucking use that helmet. You said no way, man. I'm just saying, anyway, I'll go to Glend. I'll go to Glend. Do the plan. Run, April. We're briefly fleeing to Glend.

So we go ahead and give me a deception check with advantage. OK. Sick. And it just gets this morons passive inside. Because he's got no reason not to believe that you guys are on the level. She has weak. It's a 23.

23, sick. Yeah, this dude takes off and, you got in his infinite intelligence prepared for this. And he told me what to do. This is the proc call. Oh, go ahead, Orange. Always has a plan for everything, doesn't he? Follow the smell of sandalwood.

Yeah, fucking right. Yeah, fuck you right. Sweet, you went this other fucking loser dragonel. Fly off on this dragonel, and you guys shoot off after Glen. Glen, I'm going to say, was already a little bit ahead, but yeah, you fly out of the arena into one of these tunnels. The dragonel has to kind of pull in its wings as you shoot through this tunnel and you smell sandalwood through the cave as you guys fly after. Our wise sister flies with a grace of venomal brother. To the rendezvous. After Callie's turn, that is Elzor's turn.

I'm going to say Elzor and Ignis are just gonna kind of fly up and while a bunch of these dragons and everybody are fighting each other, there are like pikemen running towards Queen Umbersport trying to get to her. There's people that still have their eyes on the prize that are still trying to like salvage this or at least to kill Umbersport. Ignis and Elzor are just gonna kind of do a perimeter

and just Agnes is using her breath to just spray at some pikemen that are coming towards. She's kind of just protecting the area. After Elzor and Agnes launch into action, that is Caldor Stern. All right, you're the captain. I'm gonna attack the dragon. Sick. I'm going to attack the dragon. Sick.

I'm going to go after the mean, the mean teen. Sweet. Yeah, you go over to this young green dragon that is wrestling with Queen Umberspour. All right, the natural one of my first attack. Good lord, okay. Yeah, you hit Queen Umberspour. What have you done? My bad queen.

24 on my second. That hits. 15 damage. 15 damage 15 damage sick Yeah, you stab into this dragon who screeches as he's wrestling with Queen umbersport That's so tough now an election search great. Hell yeah 18 hits and 25 25 hits 30 damage Okay, this dude is already looking hurt. I'll say yeah, umber

spore essentially on her sprys round grappled this dude in their wrestling. You go down and just start stabbing between the scales. This dude is fucking screeching and screaming. People are fucking screaming everywhere. But an initiative 15, but you see an adult blue dragon. Um, flies down. You can assume this to be the high prince copalt, the blue dragon that's, um, fort is essentially betraying the other blues. He has his eyes on the prize. You see, as he flies down, he shouts out,

Glend fear, clean up your mess, or I will do it for you. down he shouts out, and he is going to blow his lightning breath down at Queen Umberspoor. Oh, Calder, you're gonna catch some runoff there, so I'm going to need a dexterity saving throw for me. Am I still in range that their glass still works? Yeah, I'll say the glass still works. It's still up. Nice.

It's an 11. It's an 11. Okay, that's a fail. But I'm using kind of different mechanics here. You're only kind of getting the runoff. You take 33 damage. From the runoff. From the runoff.

But she takes 66 damage as she reels back after Kobalt's turn. That is Saul's turn. Yeah, I'm gonna trust Kali. Maybe try and get this green dragon down first and then run after her. So I'm just gonna go over and like kind of ignore this blue dragon. Just like, I can't hear you ignore me. I just can't. I'm so happy for you, but like honestly, I've got a full plate. I'm just gonna try and punch this dragon to get this mask off of it as thick as possible. Great. Okay. Yeah, this dragon has not acted yet. If this green dragon gets to act, it could potentially get that fucking mask working again and dust you guys. Don't like the sound of that. So what I wanna do is I kind of,

I give bumpy a thigh squeeze. Say, I'm word bumpy. Wow, you are really fun to ride. And then I'm gonna run forward on bumpy. And then at the last moment, launch off of bumpy in a like hopefully deceptive attack. Sick. Yeah, you fly up. The cloak goes with you. Uh, Dragon mask on you as you jump off of bumpy, uh, slam down into this dude.

Absolutely. Up to the advantage on your first attack. Sick. Alright. Uh, yeah, I'm going to activate my gauntlets. So that's going to be the 2d6 deck save. Sweet 15 to beat. That is unfortunately a natural 20. Lovely. So for you. Dragon rolls out of the way. All right, so that's going to miss, unfortunately. But then, yeah, that's my bonus action. So that's a key point for that. And then I'm going to, yeah, just take two attacks. Sick. Wheel a 16 hit.

16 does not hit. OK. Oh, I'm blessed. Yes. Gotta get it too. Got a three. Nice. Yeah.

I do manage to hit this bless. Yes. Gotta get it too. Got a three. Nice. You managed to hit this dragon. Yes, and the second attack is going to be a 23. That also hits. All right, so both are gonna hit. That's gonna be 2v6. Great. Ah, that's gonna be 18 damage. So young green dragon is unfortunately still alive.

Ah. I'm gonna use a key point to try a stunning strike. Sick. Great idea. What is that? How it dies inside that you finally use stunning strike, but she's not there. Yeah, Kelly has no idea that people get stunned out here.

Conceive? Yeah. That is a fail. Yes! So you punch this green dragon right on the button, jolt's back, and you see their mask looks to be like malfunctioning again. It looks like you literally punched it right on the muzzle, lighting up red and blue,

and Prince Cobalt is screaming at the young green dragon. You fool, use the weapon, use the weapon, dust her, turn her to grass! Beatrix, did you record that? Callie's gonna wanna see that stun. Ha! Callie's gonna weep that she could have sung with advantage. Yeah, so could you always do that, or is that like a new thing?

I sometimes ever get, you know the blood going on. Oh, God. After Saul's turn, great job with the fucking stun. Because that is the mask, guys, turn. Mask guy, with his turn. Trying to get the thing working again, just scrambling as Cobt comes down and is attacking Queen Umberspore.

That is then Queen Umberspore's turn. Queen Umberspore is just going to jump at this green dragon and try to finish him off. Okay, she hits all three times. 60 damage. This dude is on Deaths' door. Then we truly, so fucking hurt. Then I'm gonna use the helm of Ultras and Command and Ally to use the reaction as an attack. I have to do that as a bonus action on your turn.

Fuck me. I thought it was a reaction. No, it's not a reaction for you. It's good. After Umbersport, that is Bumpy's Turn. Bumpy is going to start transforming. Yours bones cracking. Oh, Bumpy's turning into a brown bear. You see, hair begins growing on him and you see he turns into a beautiful brown bear with

a bull cut. It's going to rush over and take some attacks with advantage on this dude. Actually misses on the first attack attack but hits on the second attack. Bumpy gets in there, bites this thing's neck and you see the young green dragon goes limp as Bumpy is just a tearing at him. Bear fighting a dragon that's very cool. After Bumpy's turn that is Glen's turn, Glen's gonna continue dashing down that hall. After Glen's turn that is Callie's turn, Glend's gonna continue dashing down that hall. Um, after Glend's turn, that is Callie's turn. I mean, I'm just gonna follow.

Sweet. Go ahead and give me a perception check. As you ride through this magma tube. 18. As you guys fly through, um, and you are with this other grain dragon elf, you start to notice that you know, it's very, very dark in here and you begin to see a little bit of a light at the end of the tunnel. And at first you might just think, oh, because some of the volcano collapse, some of this area collapsed. Maybe this is just an exit. Maybe this just leads out.

But you notice something strange. You see moss along the cave walls and vines and stuff growing out from the direction that you're going. I mean, I guess I want to follow the moss and vines. Great. Okay. You fly through this tunnel, break out into the open air. You find yourself kind of back where you came from, but everything looks a little bit different. You are essentially back in the Colosseum that you were just in, but it's no longer covered in ash.

It's covered in greenery, bugs, and chirping birds. Rather than a tall volcano, this has roughly the same shape, but it doesn't go all the way up. The mouth at the top is much wider, and the structure isn't nearly as tall, but it still has these different caves and box seats like the Coliseum had. Is it, was it like prepared like a rehearsal? Kelly, looking at this, it seems kind of similar to the Feywild, like the way that there would be like a reflection of something. Like you would go through a gate, and then you would suddenly be somewhere.

Jesus fucking Christ. Who exists in this world canonically. He has a mushroom. He has a mushroom. But as you, I guess give me an insight check. 15. This is strange. This feels like a reflection of the material plane,

but not as magical as the Feywild. This feels like somewhere between the material plane and the Feywild. Okay, um. And you see this other guy is on the dragon, I'll with you. What the- what the fuck? Ha ha ha! Who the hell is this?

I don't know, go catch up with Glen. I'm gonna make sure everything's okay here. And then I just... Face that off of it. Sweet, um, you face that off. You see this guy, uh, kind of just flies off. Um... Tell Glen my name was Jen.

Okay, see you later, Jen. Bye. This dude flies off and leaves you in the middle of this Coliseum. And Callie, you see Foster begins to puff up, red-eyed. Okay, I hold him out faster. Do you sense this beast? Is it here? Foster locks eyes with you and suddenly a Silver serpent launches

One of the many tunnels of the Colosseum Flying desperately it doesn't seem like it's trying to attack you. It seems like it's trying to escape. And you notice that it's got this like crazy arcane collar thing on it that shocks it as it tries to out its breath weapon. And it looks like this is maybe what was attached to the mask that the green dragon was wearing. You see it's letting out like silent screams, like opening its mouth and trying to let something out. Okay, I just wanna try and jump on it

and try and get that fucking thing off. Sweet, Cali, as you go to run towards it, you suddenly see it is snatched out of the air by a massive adult green dragon. This monster with a 30 foot wingspan catches the serpent in its mouth and holds it there helpless. The serpent's only like eight feet long. It looks like it's still a baby, it's still like rowing. It looks like obviously it hatched, it has its breath weapon, but is not able to use it right now. And Kali, you recognize this adult green dragon as the as Glenn's dragon, as the head dragon of the Emerald Scale, the high prince Venomal.

As this dragon lands with this serpent in its mouth, you suddenly see an arrow, whoo, shoots past you. And you hear a voice echoing through the tunnels of the Colosseum. I'm sorry, Kaliope. This was given to me as a gift by a precious person in my life, and I'm just not willing to give it back. Okay, you don't have to fucking blow sandalwood at my fucking ass. I know I meant nothing to you. I gave it to you under false pretence. In fact, I gave it to you not even to impress you. I gave it to you. To try and help it and look what you've done with it.

Clipy. I know I lied to you. I know I hurt you. But... If you knew the truth, I don't think we'd be fighting. All right, and to Tain-Miglin, you know I've always been very susceptible to your words. Tell me the truth. With that, we are going to cut down to the right. The high prince cobalt who is going to roll to see if he gets his breath weapon back. Wake up you fool, breathe your goddamn weapon breath. Has this screen just been slammed into the ground by bumpy as a bear? Does not manage to get his breath back.

You get your breath back. Shut up. It's going to take attacks on Queen Uberspore. Only managed just to hit once, but does do 19 damage. And she is looking pretty messed up. She was already pretty messed up. She was fucking captured today. So she is not doing great. After Cobalt called her, that is your turn. On the second round, things have started to get a little bit crazier. You're now starting to see like, you know, dragons will be fighting, and then, you know, one will get like, slams down in the pit near you guys. So I need you to make, essentially like, encounter checks to see if anything new happens on the battlefield.

There's like, you guys are in the fucking line of fire. There's like, archer shooting at you guys and everything, so go ahead and roll me a D6. Three. Okay, one massive dragon finishes off another one, sending its limp body flying at you. Go ahead and give me a deck save at the start of your turn.

So you guys finished with this young green dragon, cobalt's wrestling with Umberspore, igneous and Elzor are making a perimeter stopping these green dragon elves from running in and helping. One fucking dead blue dragon flies down and is about to hit you. Okay, is that basil still working? Yes. Okay, good. 17. 17 passes. So you roll out of the way and you don't take any damage. It is now your turn. Thank you for that. You can pull her. It's more what that came from. I just forget it in my tea tonight.

All right, I'm going to look around kind of near Cobal and I'd be like, is there anybody important for me to fight? You see a Queen of Usmord completely bloody and everything? The guy who's killing me, please! Cool, yeah, no, I was just trying to shit talk him. Alright, I'll attack him. Before I do that, I'm going to activate the helm of Ultras. Oh, sick. Okay, now we're talking.

So you'll add a D12 if you hit on this. Great, so that is a 19 to hit. Hits. Give him helm. Hits Bricks, scull bowl 17 damage on the first attack Sweet, yeah, you slash right into him Begins a gushing blood out of one of his scales. Oh, cheers you. Sorry. I don't even know who you are Certainly you had to pass by my fort to get here. That yours the decrepit one We're renovating.

18 to hit. 18 to hit does not hit. 18 to 19. Okay. I will use my bonus action then. Use the Helm of Ultras again until Queen of Ultras. Oh, actually, you know what? If you want to, the Helm of Ultras,

you can do it after the role if you miss. Oh right. But it adds two charges, but it ups your strength. So you would, the 18 would turn to a 19, or it would turn to a 20, and you would hit, if you wanna use it. You two. Sick, okay, look at the three charges already. Look at the three charges already.

Sorry, you watch Calder goes up and battles this dragon, muscle swelling as he turns into like a half giant. He's also turning into a bear. Hell yeah dude, get at it. Bumpy continues to bang this dragon. I love my strong friends. 21 damage. 21 damage, sick. Nice. And I will still use the bonus action. So that is for charges on this health. Jesus, Lord. Okay, Queen Umber Sport will take an attack. This helmet is like its own subclass. Yeah. It's beautiful.

She hits and does 17 damage to the high prince cobalt. Whoo. Cobalt? Cobalt, not cobalt. He's not a cobalt. That'd be insane. He's just a little guy. He's just a little guy.

He's a blue cobalt. He's a blue. He's a blue. Okay, I actually fucked up and I had cobalt go before a cullder that was wrong. That should be cobalalt's turn but Cobalt already took his turn. So that's your turn. Okay great. I turn to Prince Cobalt say so Prince Cobalt is your name? Cool your name Daxter those tiny little losers. They are named after me. Okay Cobalt's

worship dragons. I'm Cobalt. Whatever you say Princealt, do I need to make an encounter check as well? Ah, yes, D6. That is a 6. A 6? The combatants around you are preoccupied and you can move freely. Oh, yeah, you see, there's just two cheswicks fighting each other. Just a green dragon elf and a blue dragon elf pikeman. Ah, I'm gone! I'm gone! They're both trying to yield.

This one's for all the Chezwicks. Okay, you said that a blue dragon fell in her caulder, right? Yeah. Okay, is it just like down is dead? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of want to take a circuitous route and run behind this dragon, and then that dragon is within 10 feet of cobalt,

what'd you say? Yeah, great. I'm gonna run behind this dragon, get cover, and then use my gauntlet to punch ten feet at Prince Cobalt Sick. All right. Yeah, I'll allow that. Yeah, just dead body You're gauntlet's begin glowing and you begin punching over it. Yeah, just hookin over this dead dragon sweet Okay, uh 24 is probably gonna hit does 14 is probably gonna miss, but I do have bless Little four if I get a four I think I can get it. I

Rolled a four 19 AC you miss Yeah, you punched a super hard into a scale. Oh, I'm gonna use a key point to boost that To if I use one more key point as I think I'll focus aim I can boost it by two that'll do it Yeah, you do punch directly into a scale, but then it cracks. You cracked my fucking scale! Yeah, you got these tiny little cobalt scales. They're not tiny. They're so tiny.

There's so tiny. There's nothing wrong with being small. We have different world views. Obviously, trying to become the king. That's going to be 18 points of damage. Sick? Okay. You know what, just for fun, I'm going to try another stunning strike. Obviously trying to become the king. That's gonna be 18 points of damage. Sick. Okay. You know what? Just for fun, I'm gonna try another stunning strike.

Six is low, but you know, if your rolls are one of something. Yeah, pretty good con. Okay, so what is it? What is he got to beat? DC 15. He does pass. Okay, he gets a 17.

Then I'll just go ahead and use a bonus action to floor your blows at sweet. Yeah, you immediately notice the difference in high-prints cobalt versus this dragon that they put this muzzle towards. You punch, you hit in the exact same spot right on the button and he just keeps looking at you. Oh, what the fuck?

This cobalt has some secret reserve of strength. They don't understand. He must be made of many tiny lizards. I'm not made of any lizards. Two more attacks. Great. That's two grits. Oh, you crit twice? I crit twice. I'm not paid of any lizards. Two more attacks. Great. That's two grits.

Oh, you crit twice. I crit twice. Yeah, you go to do the stunning strike. He seems to not be affected by it. You stay face to face with him. And then you just jump on up onto a sound punch even each eye. Oh.

Let me show you what being small is a okay. All right, here we go. That's going to be 24 points of damage. Starting to look a little messed up. All right. And then I hide behind the dragon. I'm going to make that tiny caride by this dead dragon body that's still twitching. That is Umbra Spor's turn.

She's looking messed up as well, but she actually, let me see if using her breath, it would do any good here. Yeah, why not? She's gonna go ahead and use her nightmare breath. So she breathes all of these spores and like you see like black smoke coming out from her, all of this poison and everything. Invellaps the high-prince cobalt who will go ahead and do a saving throw, wisdom save. High-prince cobalt does pass, but still takes half. It's gonna take 16 damage. Yes, Q-E. After number four, that's Bumpy's turn.

Bumpy the bear, fuck the A. B-O, right, I'll try this out. I don't know how good a brown bear is gonna do against the adult. Yeah, that's gonna be a plus five to head. He's gonna be a ten. He's gonna be a ten. Is anyone that's gonna be a plus five to head. Outfit there, bumpy. Is anyone hurt? Does anyone want a cure wound? I think I'm kind of hurt.

All right, Bumpy's gonna turn back into bumpy and go over and just do a second level cure wounds on a colder, nice, colder. You're healed for a 13. Nice. That's Bumpy also hides behind this dragon. Get over here! This is bad, man.

After Bumpy's turn, that is back up to Glenn and Kaliope in this strange reflection of the Colosseum. And Kaliope, you are kind of face to face here with. I'll say far enough away that it's not directly threatening. and Collypie, you are kind of face to face here with. I'll say far enough away that it's not directly threatening. I'll say, Venomol's probably about 50 feet away from you. Has the silvery serpent struggling in his mouth, kind of just smiling with his eyes,

looking menacingly at you. And you see this thing's got an arcane collar on it. Foster is all puffed up, like looks fucking ready to fight, just like feathers up on the back of his neck, and Glenn is shouting to you from a hidden position through the tunnels, just kind of echoing through the arena. I think I want to get closer to the silver serpent even though it would put me in danger. So I think as I'm like sort of like looking up listening to him I'm like walking closer. As you go to walk closer he shoots an arrow that lands right in front of you.

Not so fast, Kaliapee. I'd hate for something to happen to you. To me, you told me that if I listened to you, I would realize how wrong I'd been. Right, I admit. My feelings for you, my reasons for wanting the egg, my name where I was born, everything, everything I told

you all lies. I'm playing a part. It's been so many years, I don't even remember what my real voice sounds like. Even my comrades in the Emerald Scale, besides Venomal, of course, don't know my true motives. They think we're inspiring a revolution to take the power for ourselves, but that's not true. I just want war. Can I see, like, can I look at Venomal? Is Venomal in on this? He knows this? Venomal is in on this. Smiles and digs his teeth deeper into the serpent that is screaming, but silently and foster just kind of flashes there.

Why do you want war? I've always believed in your, Fission, but why this? I want all of the miserable factions of the living wood to kill each other. I want to see the high princes and the princesses pack and claw over each other's dead bodies as they try to crawl to the top. I've seen my comrades killed by blues, greens, reds, gold ones, all of them. You're a dragon. I'm not a dragon. I'm a crick-oaf. We have the dragons.

We have the power of the greatest druids and rangers in all of Bohemia. We could have taken the living wood and instead we just hid away. The void elves wouldn't do it themselves so I had to provoke it. War is coming to the Crick. They'll take the fall for the massacre at the summit, just like they would have taken the fall for the revolution, it makes no difference. And when those fools invade, we will kill every last one of them. And the crick-elves who doubted me, the old fools who believe in hospitality, even at the expense of their own lives, will be proven wrong. We'll kill the traders who shamed our people, and rightfully become the invisible assassins that they fear us to be.

But with who? I mean do you keep contacts with any quick alves? Like who are you doing this for? Is it just you? Do you have people at the crate that you would save from this? Or are they all going to be consumed by this war? Many will die, but many will be inspired by our victory. And then we won't have to live in fear anymore. Back when I was at the creek, there were those who agreed with me. But I lost out. It came down to a vote because that's what they do here. They talk. I actually think a lot of what you're saying, it makes sense. The only thing I don't understand is, of everything I've heard of the Crick, I just don't think they would treat this little creature like this.

Yeah, he says creature struggling in Venomal's cruel ma. Alright Glen, I've actually met some Crick elves and I think you're right. They're sort of getting the short end of the stick in this forest. I'm actually kind of relieved. I made you out to be such a villain. And I thought you just did it for power, but now I get that you were doing it for a higher purpose. I'm glad you can see it from my perspective. You understand that some cruel teas are needed in order to achieve peace. Yeah. I understand. I just wanted to meet it.

I went through a lot to get him. Go ahead and give me a persuasion check. A dirty 20. You see the arrow that he shot into the ground in front of you? He shoots it and shatters it. Psh! Two arrows break and the path is clear to the dragon and the serpent Okay, I Just kind of want to pet it Can I kind of like get up close to it and be like it's okay. It's okay

Yeah, I'll say Venomal has Indered this thing because again, it's it's this like great thing, because again, it's this great prophecy, but it's tiny, and this is this adult green dragon. So it's got this thing around its neck, these two huge bite marks in its scale, Venomal drops it in front of you, and just kind of laughs. Yes, yes, yes.

I think I pet it and I say, it's okay. I thought they were being really cruel to you, but I get it. I get it. And I want to bonus action, give this little creature a bother-conspiration. Okay, yeah, you see, it looks, I bet you, desperately. And as I'm petting it, can I feel the vice that's on it,

the contraptions that are keeping this collar on it? I will say, as you go to reach for the collar, I'm just like petting it. You're just petting it. But Glenn chouts from the tunnel. Careful now. It's an eight foot long serpent. We don't need to get so close to the neck.

Okay. I'm just gonna try to use my sword and try to get this thing off. Okay, Gally, you fucking launch towards this thing's neck, and with that we are going to cut away. Oh, come on, I don't want to play. I passed the whole my turn. We are back with Calder. Calder, you got the high prince, Cobalt here. Starting to look pretty messed up. Okay. At the start of your turn, go ahead and give me a D6.

Oh yeah. See if anything bad happens. Another three. Another three. God damn, another fucking dead body. He's dead. Oh, guys. Whoa, there's everywhere.

This is great. We got a lot of stuff died by him. Go ahead and give me a deck save as a green dragon flies down towards you. Ooh, bumpy. Let's build a force fort. 21. Goodbye good to be a deck save as as a green dragon flies down towards you. Oh bumpy list of the forms fort 21 yeah, you could roll out of the way bumpy and salt roll to that one Yeah, that's your turn now corpse fort very cool. I'm gonna hide out in that after I'm done Kill me. That's a natural one. No Jesus. Okay No, show that to the two crew.

Oh, no! Yeah, Roodle, okay. Two misses, yeah, you're just banging into the high-principle ball. A little secret, side-tailed from me. I'm so sorry. What did you do, dude? No bear, we're a gold, gold stole gold with grids.

I put an amulet under your bed while you slept. Thanks, no, I'll do. A little split-siphoning Jake's life energy. Fine. You're one more. Let's see. OK, gonna roll a D6. Yeah.

On a five or a six, high-parence cobalt gets his lightning breath back. And let's face it, he fucking needs it. Damn, that's only a two. Ha ha. Love it. He's going to go ahead and take three attacks. It's on two claw attacks in a bite.

You guys do see Queen Umberspore was already messed up. Cobalt kind of just like cowardly, like gets down behind her, slashes her twice in the neck and bites at her, and you see that Queen Umberspore drops. Fuck. And yeah, you hear Elzor go, Mother!

Just screams from above. After Cobalt's turn, that's Saul's turn. You see another body added to the pile. Queen Umbersport gets a death save though, not like these fuckers. Okay, great. So she's still breathing. So you see bloody scales,

breath kind of going up and down as she like desperately weasers and the high-prints Cobalt stands over her. Saul looks back at Umberspore, then looks at cobalt, says, you just made the worst possible choice that you could have made. He's going to start to launch up from his hiding position, but then keep his cool and just hit him with another barrage of punches. Sick.

Okay, first things first, D6. Oh yeah. I'm gonna laugh so hard if another fucking dead dragon just flies down. That's another six. Oh, six. Ooh! Three, six, six, six.

The combatants are annual preoccupied to just Pykeman going back and forth. Yeah, yeah! I think it's a draw, guys. I think, yeah, I kinda like taunt Cobalt a little bit. Like I keep like jumping between the various dead dragons. It's gonna be like oh You don't know what's coming and then I'm going to yeah take some tax sweet. You may be big, but you are small of heart

Wow, that's 219 Okay, yep, pretty good a 15 damage messes him up and then I'm gonna use my last key point to do flurry of blows. Let's go. Oh, shit. That's a 16-S. Oh wait. I still have a bless, right?

Are we? Did Callie do something that would have de-edged? Nope, nope. She has done anything yet. I'll allow it to stay until I- Yeah, I breathe in the basil so hard that it like goes up my nose a little bit. Yeah, and you just see this like giant basil booger I'm gonna roll it for all do it here we go

Fuck that's a two damn shout out. Okay, just barely miss All right after Saul's turn that's Queen number sports turn Somebody go ahead and roll the death save for her. Let's say Jake do it. Yeah, I'm really well. Yeah all the deaths save for her. Let's say Jake, do it. Yeah, I'm really well. Yeah. Oh! Oh!

Cold well, thanks for the crits, back, maybe. That's a nice morning. It's morning, white well, she's a safe. He pops up. She fucking pops up with one HP. You see, she's kind of like playing possum. She's staying on her side. I learned this from the crick-os.

Pop's up and playing possum. Launches at Prince Cobald. High Prince Cobald looks fucking terrified. She takes a quick flurry of attacks. Hits on two of them is going to do 27 damage to this dude, yes. Who is starting to look pretty fucked up. That's Bumpy's turn.

Bumpy will just throw with your wounds at Umberspore. Great. Gets her up to 12, not crazy helpful, but after Bumpy's turn, that's back up to Glenn and Cali. Are we going to resolve if I hit it? Here's what I'm going to say here. Glenn's watching you. You're going for an attack on this thing's collar.

Yeah. Go ahead and give me a, you can do deception or slight of hand. The idea being that you're low on the serpents and you're so fast being deceptive that you get an attack off before Glenn attacks you. Okay, I'm gonna do deception. 21.

21. Okay, Galen has pretty high insight is going to roll. He needs a 14 or higher. Callie, you hear an arrow shooting towards you? I don't care. But not before you get to make your attack. So go ahead and make your attack. You see Venomol launches forward, gets ready to attack, but it's not quick enough.

Kali, go ahead and make your attack on the collar. So I'm dismissing the blast to do a thunderous smite. Okay. Am I rolling with disadvantage? To get the collar, this thing's pretty big. You can just go ahead and do an attack on it. It's like, obviously, this pretty fucking hearty, reinforced, magical item.

So it is AC-18, to hit. I get to 19. Yeah. Okay, count. Yes. You strike. You feel, once again, foster puffs up and does like the sort of array of energy around you.

Your sword glows with energy. And as you sort of connect with this worm, instead of being the sort of normal stuff that like comes up through your arcane gem, you feel sort of the power of the wild behind your side. You see vines and stuff and thorns coming off of your sword as you swing down. I think that coming from my sword is bleeding hearts flowers. But I'm going to do a mobile flourish. Okay.

So, and I'm doing a third level arcane smite, a mobile flourish, and a thunder smite. Okay, goddamn. 39 damage and because I've attacked the worm, I push it 5 feet plus the number rolled, and then I can use my reaction to move my walking speed to an unoccupied space within 5 feet of the target. So basically, I hit it for 39 damage and then push both of us 12 feet.

Sam, okay. So, Kali, you slash and you get under this collar. And with the power of the wild surging through you, you essentially throw the serpent and you go with it. You launch yourself 12 feet away as Venomol brings his claws down and just digs into the earth as he misses you. You guys get off to the side and you break through this collar. You see this huge spark. Yes, this thing begins breathing out into the air, letting out this breath weapon. You see lightning and storms and everything

growing as like a tempest grows in the air above. And you hear Glenn shouting from the Colosseum, Kaliope, you fall! I think I just grab its neck so that it can attack me, and then I'm just along for the ride. Basta. Basta. Just hold the hold.

Basta, let's just go with this thing. I think as we're going, I think I whisper, I do the thing that parents do when a kid is in bed and they get the kid can't sleep in their upset and they describe when the kid was born. So I'm like, my name is Kaliipi Petrako. I remember you when you were just an egg, and I took you away from some really naughty people,

and then I took you to this forest, and I had big dreams for you, and I still do, I promise I do. Callie, give me, and I'll say, Foster will help you with this. I'll say it's like a persuasion check, because it's not quite an animal, it's not quite animal handling. It's like something that would connect you kind of

to your home, to the Feywild. 24. You feel this thing at first was just bucking and fighting and just kind of like randomly shooting its breath weapon out and making this lightning come down and everything as you speak to it, as you in foster mounted. And you say these things to it, as you and foster mount it. And you say these things to it.

You feel it calm down and begin to focus. And instead of it being random, this thing finally stops bucking. You and foster settle on its back. And the serpent looks right at the high prince Venomal, the green dragon. Take your revenge, baby. And that's where we'll end our sale. Wow. Wow.

What a fucking masterclass. That was fun. How did you know? How did you know that I was gonna go after Glenn? Go after Glenn. Give me a break. Come on. What do you mean? I don't know. You're gonna go after Glenn? Give me a break. Come on. What do you mean? I don't know you're gonna go out to Glenn. How'd you know it was gonna be me? Yes.

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