Not Another D&D Podcast - C3 Ep. 8: Beneath the Surface (The Mothership Saga)

Episode Date: April 15, 2022

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where we all discussed this before. Having a little drama and the nasty with my bestie, Saul Bufo. Yes. So ho ho. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. We landed the airship.

All right. Sweet guys, why don't we go ahead and do a little recap? Yes, please. Okay, Merf. This was you're bringing off Mike Bits onto Mike. You're bridging the bit. Yeah, the reason I was about that, Merf, the reason I was laughing, we can all talk over each other. Merf's. We all have to calm down and let each other speak. Every member of the Merf's speak, that has to calm down and let each other speak. Every member of speak, that has to happen.

Go ahead, Merf. OK, thanks guys. Haven't described what you're doing. Right before we started, everyone just kept being really polite, but in a way that was not letting me start the recording. Anytime I said we're about to let's get started, they would go, OK, Merf, let's go, Merf. Ready to go, Merf. I remember that Merf. Yeah. We started. They would go okay, Merf. Let's go Merf. Ready to go Merf

I remember that Merf. Yeah, yeah, well the fun about interrupting your Merf didn't remember it because they didn't know We have to tell them what's going on. We should do a recap before the recap Merf's yeah And this is the pre the pre show recap of the stupid fucking bits you guys do Go put Merf This is what I was laughing when I said my name. Okay guys, let's go ahead and do the real recap. That's good, Murph. So last time, you guys began, you have to stop,

you have to stop. That was so long ago. So last time, last time, you guys began in Mag Goblin's moving lab where she warned you about the A-class team currently pursuing you. Go-go team Texian, a squad of elite douchebags composed of twins, star-dunk and jazler, and a moose man named Todd. I'm trying to kill us, but I like them. Yeah, you guys like them. There's various people that have crushes on Todd

for some reason. He's only been described as a moose. After getting in several arguments with Graham about his gunners nest, you arrived at Maagablan Safehouse where Maagablan and other revolutionaries had set up a camp. You spent some time buying potions

and harassing your allies before Krugin pulled Kali aside and shared some disturbing news. While Professor Lizer was combing through his memories, Krugin felt Lizer focus on Kali's recent run-in with the Dragon Elves. Kali had handed a mysterious egg over to the elves thinking it was a dragon, but Liza's intense fear led Krugin to believe it might be something else entirely. Kali confirmed that the egg had been acting strangely, which prompted a response from Foster, who puffed up any time it was brought up.

It was cute. It's kind of cute when his eyes turn red. Kind of cute. Yeah. Then he's a little evil. He's definitely a little evil. Just forget the Doug Skin and Flate. It's fun. Yeah. Kali confided in the rest of Duck Team about the mysterious egg and resolved to do some research about Fauna of the Feywild. You were then summoned to Maagablan's War Council to discuss the revolution against Mother Ship. Ma plans on using the distraction of Beatrix's inevitable attack on the Ariat to send in a small team to wipe Alexandria's memory while the rest of the soldiers attack and

sink the lab ships. Graham brought up that Maaglin didn't have an airship to transport said soldiers and you volunteered to hijack one working off a tip from Krugin to steal a ship from lower Esri. You headed to the double docks, were you debated several plans about rain slickers and poison-dusted candy, which Calder later ate. Before deciding to just sneak onto a ship, you were about to take off before Go-Go team Texan descended from the sky and demanded that all ships

be searched before they departed. You narrowly avoided being discovered by the very attractive Todd, but before he left, he gave a summoning scroll to a squeaky-voiced salamander guard and told him to summon them if anything went wrong. The ship took off into the sky, but before you could nab the salamander, you overheard him telling a crew member that he had handed off the summoning scroll to another one of the guards, and that's where we are now All right, so you've all just snuck onto the deck where the you've kind of just rounded a little corner

Where like the cabin is that takes you get down into the hole and on the edge of the boat You do see that the the salamander guard is still talking to this crew member Yeah, Todd is pretty scary. I might be more scared of him than anything he'd protect me from, so that's kind of interesting. You see the crew member is just trying to like clean up and do work. It just goes, yeah, great bud.

Good stuff. Why don't you go back to a guarding or whatever. Do whatever you're supposed to do. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go look at the water All right, can we follow him? Yeah, he goes over except the water off the side of the boat So karate chops the back of his skull Go ahead and make an attacker with advantage surprise round okay Good night friend

That is going to be you said a tachyral? 23. 23 hits. You just karate jab and right in the back of the neck. That's he's looking out of the ocean. Wow, they said I'd never get out of the Esri, but look at me out. In another life friend. My name's Al, but they call me Alamander.

Fuck it. We adopt him. In another life friend, my name's Al but they call me Alamander. Okay, we adopt him. Do you want me to roll damage? Yeah, okay. So that's gonna be seven damage for my first attack. Can I take my second attack? Yeah, he already looks super hurt. You hit him and then I call him.

Oh no. He's silenced, I'll say. I use my, since we like presumably have a surprise round, I just use my attack to just grab that. Alarmander looks so hurt from the first chop, emotionally, physically, everything. I cover his mouth and give him a sh- I'm just gonna have to.

Is that the creator card? Who did, who did, who did you give this scroll to? Yeah, would you give this scroll to? Oh yeah. Just knock him out. Yeah, I'll say, you can question him after you knock him out. I'll say the two attacks have to be boom boom, or else he's gonna yell. All right, that's gonna be a 26.

26 hits. I think you sampled up because in that one book, when I went home from winter break and I found a new friend, it was a Salomon. Oh my god. So he's protecting. It's so petty. Yeah.

The boy wizard and the Salomon, the pal, he wasn't a fan Calvin that one sounds good. Yeah, salt whispers fucking Calvin man That's gonna be 10 damage. Oh my god. You knock him out so hard you just brutally Non-lethal non-lethal But you just hit him in the back of the head There's this loud thud and instead of him going out easy like a cartoon character in an action movie He's just like looks King cost and starts to like gag to like throw up and then you have to punch him again Albie how was your break? Was it fun? Did you see all those movies we were talking about seeing together with fucking Calvin? It's all calm down. Please get off him. You're killing him. We probably can just jack him this guy.

Drack him down. Drack him down. We all need fucking therapy. I'm getting Jessica for a fucking group chat. I would love that. That would be nice, actually. You guys grab Alamander and you pull him down into the cargo hall. I haven't had a chance to knit in a while. That really mellows me out.

Oh, that may say. Yeah. I'll say this is kind of a prime time to be down in the cargo hall, because people probably aren't going to be coming down here Anyway, really, but also while they're going up in the air. There's like work for the crew to do. Okay. Okay Should we bring it back to the I think we should put in a box back to the food cave? I'm in the box. Should we try and question and see if we can figure out who he gave this girl to? Yeah, that's what we need to know. Okay sweet Albin is going to go ahead

Yeah, that's what we need to know. Okay sweet Albin is going to go ahead pulls out his wand and goes Agestion say in Chanticus and casts suggestion on That's right. He's the best That says listen before you speak Alamander is going to go ahead and roll. I'll say wisdom with disadvantage I'm just not have a lot of wisdom anyway. You see uh wakes up Looks up looks kind of shocked at all of you guys, but is held back from yelling by Alvin spell Okay, hey buddy. Hi. I would we're not gonna hurt you you are We fucking will if you squeal at all

Listen to me, alright? I'll be Why did you fucking yells alright? Yeah, you want me to burn these lies out huh? He makes us start making a little fight with all the holes of laughter. Actually this is really good. Let's go good cop bad cop Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I've got your bag. Don't worry kid. See, Alamander looks really nervous with me. You'll be safe.

These guys are crazy fuckers though. Yeah, good cop, bad cop. Hold cop, frog cop. I'm gonna try to find a middle ground. I'm not gonna kill. All right, good, we already heard you. We heard you a lot. Yeah.

We're gonna hurt to even worse. I feel sick. We just need to know. So, it smells like somebody's been pouring it up into this box. Don't look in the corner. Huh. Someone might have. I don't know who it is, but we're trying to find that out. How could you give that scroll to?

The scroll? Oh, something's scroll. Well sir, that says Repusiness, and I'm a T-Class card. I'm an affard in this box, so please. I'm going to community intimidation check. Don't fucking fart at me, dude. Well that was only a three. Okay, I'm not scared of fart, sir.

He looks so brave. Okay, really though, it's just not your fight. You're gonna be safe. Every fight is my fight. I have a knight for the mother ship. Is this what I was like? Even the smallest ship, even a mini ship, can someday become a mother ship. Do you have any

semblance of our mother ship uniforms? Yeah I mean they're rusted over and I mean Cali looks completely fucking ridiculous but the two of our Manestones. The two of you guys still kind of have your stuff yeah. I have your monestone it's like I pull down my sweater and I show off my monestones. I'll say it's not like glowing. You go, you're off the grid. Hey, I know you guys. Yeah, we're looking forward. That's right, we're duct team. Yeah, we're duct team.

If I bring you guys in, the, the upgrade penis class for you. Okay, I lose pass without trace and I do friends on him. Okay, okay. And then I just say, just tell me who you gave the fucking scroll to and I fucking Grab him by the shoulders, but not in a nice way Go ahead and you mean intimidation check with advantage 18 nice you see as soon as you get physical with them at all as soon as you

Grab his collar. He goes, okay, geez. Oh my god. Okay Yeah, if you ever want to see anything other than Ezreal. Yeah, no, oh, so dumb. I thought that I was having a chance to become S-Class. It's freaking ridiculous. Some D-Class all the way. Hey, what? It's okay to have dreams.

But also, dream bigger than a fucking promotion. It's okay to have good dreams. Exactly. Yeah, because I'm gonna give you insider information and pass this amongst your friends S class is a scam They fucking implant they implant you Traders that's why they call you guys the other T class because you guys are Is that going around are people saying that a lot?

around are people saying that a lot. Yeah, okay. But would you give this girl to? I would give it, okay. I give it to Brawl. He's the guy with like the nose ring who looks like pretty badass. He asked me what Todd said to me, and I said, nothing, he just gave me something,

and he said, well, what would you give you? Give it to me. And I said, okay. And he punched me in the arm. I'm gonna punch him in the face. Okay, cool. I'll talk about you. Me?

I'll go ahead and take an attack roll with advantage. It's 24. 24, even with your strength, you just punch and the element or is knocked out. Okay, put them in the box. That's one in the box? One in the box. There's a question, Kali, how good are you

at disguising your voice? One in the box. There's a question. Callie, how good are you at disguising your voice? Actually, pretty good. Is there any sort of like tube system or like an intercom that we could use down here to summon someone to the whole? Interesting. Go ahead and give me, I'll say pure luck check. I'll say 10 or higher there is. That's a 17. 17. Yeah, there is a system down here

that's essentially a tube that you can speak into. There's a horn up on the deck and you can definitely call up. All right. Brawl! Brawl to the hole. Brawl to the hole. Call Brawl to the hole.

Call the eco heading, give me a deception check. 30- 20. There we go. A few seconds later, you guys see. I don't hide. Yeah, we hide. You guys hide in the corners. Everybody go ahead and give me a stealth check.

We don't have pass without trace anymore. Net 20. 29. Albin, I rolled a net one. Albin, as a reaction, will cast invisibility on himself and Coulter. You guys see, bro, this buff knight still looks to be D-class, so, probably based on how he treated Alamander, it sounds like maybe it's an attitude problem. Browl this dude with his like septum piercing, starts stomping down the stairs and yells out Alamander you fucking nerd, what do you want?

Let's knock them out. I want to just be like clinging to the ceiling and then drop down on him in a task. Sweet, everybody go ahead and roll initiative. Hell yeah. 12. I also got a 12. 18. So guys, I have some very fun, very intense news. You guys do get a surprise round on Brawl, but he's harder than Alamander. Looks like sort of like a berserker dude, like a barbarian. I'm gonna tell you guys this, even though it's a little medicaming, just to keep the stakes up, he rolled higher than you on initiative. So you see he has fast instincts, he goes to get the scroll, but on his first turn he does not get to act. So you guys have to take him out on your first turn, or else he is going to use an action

to do the summoning scroll on his turn. Oh, hey, all right, Saul, you are first. So yeah, I think what I do is I, I was hiding behind Alamander, so I like hold him up, and then I like toss him to the side and rush at him, and I'm going to use my bonus action to activate my spectral gauntlets.

Sick. And that's gonna be a Dex 15 save for him. Sweet. That is only an 11's gonna be a Dex 15 save for him. Sweet. That is only an 11. Great. So fails the Dex check. You slam into the ground. Go ahead and do your damage as arcane energy knocks him

back into the wall. That's going to be, ooh, eight points of force damage. Sick. And then I will take two attacks. All right. With advantage. Yep. All right. That's a one and a two. She's right. All right. With advantage? Yep. All right.

That's a one and a two. She's for my first attack. You miss. Brawl is able to get the butt of his axe up to block your fist. Ah. Distracted by his beautiful septum piercing. You do kind of look like Eleman.

How dare you. He's way on her. Ah. 21 on hit? Yeah. Okay, great. Seven more damage, and then I'm going to spend another key point to do a stunning strike. Nice.

What is that constitution saving throw? That's a constitution 15. Got a plus three to constitution. I will roll in front of the table, 12 or higher any saves. Okay. Oh wow. That is a natural 20. Okay. You, Bob, Brawl in the nose begins bleeding.

Licks the blood. You little fucking twerp. That is Callie's turn. Brawl looks happy and healthy. Oh boy. Kali is split right now between commanding him to drop the scroll and just attacking. And she doesn't know which is safer. Alameda pogs his head out.

You taught me that it's okay to have dreams. Follow your heart. And then passes back out. It's a candy. You know what? He's too small. He's too small. He's in there with the candy. I think I have a chance of hating because I get to roll with the advantage so I'm going

to do that. Okay, nice. That's 20, baby. He's the same! Yes! As Saul goes up and it smashes him across the face, goes for an uppercut to stun him. You see, Brawl just eats the shot

and looks at Saul just infuriated, but that distracts enough for Callie to go up and just beers his him in the fucking chest. Oh! Okay, so with everything's doubled it's 4d8 from the smite that their levels might plus 1d8 from the rapier plus a d6 So it's 5d8 and a d6 and then times by 2 right You're fucking done Stop I'll stop bullying you you're looking at healthy said

Okay, that is only 52 damage. What? Jay, you are sitting next to me, and I would like you to read the number right here on how much health Brawl had left? Yeah, 52. Yes! Callie finished this dude. Um, I really want to keep trying to scare Alamander. So I just want to like push his face right into the box where Alamander is, so that Alamander sees the like out of his eyes.

She does. I thought we liked Alamander now. We need to keep him on our side. We need to really save Alamander's life, because his weight comes, goes like, oh, I'm feeling faint, I need some of this candy. Goes to eat some candy. Don't eat the candy.

Oh! Says you brutally murder Brawley's. I didn't know, not leave him. You don't, but the light goes out. It's still alive. Yeah, like you did not know. The light goes out of his car. He lost his will to live, but it's still there. You brutally knock out Brawl in front of Alamander.

Alamander was feeling a bit peckish and was reaching for the candies, but you scare him enough that he passes back out and he fangs. So you've got two knocked out guards down here. You knock out Brawl, you guys are now in the cargo hold of this ship. We grab that scroll. Yeah, grab the scroll. Show them in the... You shove them both.

Yeah, they're both tucked away in the box with the instant monomials. You guys have this scroll now that is supposed to be able to have this scroll now that is supposed to be able to summon go-go team Texan. You see a seal on it that is a blue seal that has them in the three-point stance the two twins pointing off in the middle. Before we dispel this can we just like real quickly decide who would do which position and get baby practice it. It's pretty pretty obvious Calder's Todd right? No. I thought I was kind of in Todd. I also thought that he was Todd. Yeah they like toss in the air and I like flex while I'm floating. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Do people want to be a moose? Is this my touchy gun something? She's both animals. After Albi, how about you hold me up and together we're taught.

Together we're taught. I'm Fred and her hand shake Albi and say together we're taught. Together taught. You should press her hand shake him and then lift him up over your head. Yes. Well, I don't have dispel magic stocked right now, but why don't we just hang on to this for now? Okay. Keep it out of reach of any of the guards. Oh, I don't have dispel magic stocked right now, but why don't we just hang on to this for now? Okay, keep it out of reach of any of the guards. Oh, I don't like this. What do you want me to do? I don't have this is a fucking ticking Tom time bomb. Can we put it in the duck?

What can we throw it over the fucking airship? I'm just I'm worried that if if something happened to it I don't know it if it disintegrates with that like trigger it in some way Well, you work with spell scrolls. Albie is atmospheric. Yeah, what are they gonna get? Degreedation going to trigger it Hmm Albin gets a 24 on an arcanic check and goes if it were Destroyed. I don't think that they would necessarily know wait wait wait, or we bring it back to camp and summon them right there and kick their ass with us. Oh, I love that!

And we can ambush them. That's really good. That's so sick. Okay, I shove it down, Foster. Like I'm feeding the goose for four growls. Throws up the two potions, but takes down the scroll of the game. I'll be open up and I put the... Ah! Ah! Ah!

Can't even fit a regular amount in his mouth. Wow, you have a really small mouth. I have a small mouth. Yeah. He can't even have a Jolly Rancher. Yeah. Too much. Your teeth are so close together.

I have a little teeth and I have a little mouth. Who are you trying to say, Gullard? I love it. It's an observation little mouth. What are you trying to say, Gullard? I love it. It's an observation. Yeah. Little teeth up. You're smaller than your siblings.

So. Whoa! What? We don't have a little mouth. Hey, everything's been like kind of in good nature. It's so bad. That just crossed the line. I think we just took a giant step backwards.

I don't know. Giant step backwards Giant step backwards like one of your sisters are brothers my dude, but I Think we need to reprogram Alexandra to be our therapist that's what we do Because he's following a pot All right, call her He's going at me with the toilet paper stuff. It's been really right. I'm gonna use that. That happened yesterday. It happened yesterday. Alright. Calder? What? I didn't do anything.

I didn't do anything. Alphe has value and worth. You are very strong, at powerful and tall. You both have so many great attributes that you need to recognize in each other, because I see both of you for what you are, which is amazing friends. Oh, well thank you, Saul. Okay. I'm texting Glenn Progressing No such thing as phones

He's got a toilet paper Saul uses his gauntlet to bring everyone in for a hug So let's we can talk this out later right now now we got to focus up. You're all great. I love you all. Let's do this. Great. We've got two guards up there still and about eight crew members I think in the captain. From being a mothership employee, I can tell you they're not that dedicated when pressed.

You might even be able to even intimidate the guards, but if you want it to be safe, you could take them out. I know. Someone who's really good at intimidation, so isn't that like kind of a specialty that you can make your voice boom in intimidate? Yeah, you see that sauce of vasage appears, and it's this like,

I think it kind of looks almost like a suit of armor, but like a frog suit of armor, so like a big like clamping mouth that comes over in the eyes, like glow red is if they're on fire I'm intimidated And it's like kind of billowing flaming cape appears behind him when he activates his visage And he says yeah, I can really feel my baby. Oh shit Awesome. I just want to go up there, Vesage Oblason or?

So eight crew members and then two more guards? And two guards, yeah. Two guards and then one captain. And one captain, you'd have to, these aren't like pirates, these are dudes who are literally driving instant sum and meal style deep to sell. Yeah. I think the question is,

do we have to take out these guards and then intimidate? That is the actual question. I think our plan, maybe we take out the guards and then we go up to the captain, intimidate the captain into corralling everyone into the box. Love it. Okay.

Yeah. All right, so let's see if we can find out where the guards are first. Is everybody going up or just one person? Colder, maybe you should stay down. Yeah, guard the box. I'll say I'll say invisibility. It could still be active. Albin and colder did not go.

Yeah, right. Right. Let's all go. Okay. Sweet. So I'll say colder and Albin do not need to roll stealth. They are invisible right now. Because they did not attack during that fight. Also, I gave Jake my dice that rolled two net 20s last session.

We're hoping for Chris. Yeah, thanks. Thanks, thanks everybody. For Chris from Calder. Thanks for your blessings. Albin, this is amazing. Actually, you can't see your balls about it all right now. Well, we were over this.

Oh, it's because you're a busy girl. That's why. I whisper to Cali, is this their love language? Maybe. Keep an eye on it. I'm going to self concentrating on invisibility so you better not. I rub the specific spot in Albin's back that I know get sore. Okay, thank you. Yeah, you're not in there. Yeah, it's been there for years. His name is Calder. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Only a 14 for Callie. Okay, pass without trace is not active, right? Nope, okay. 16 for solve. That is gonna pass, passive perception of the two guards

and the crew members, who the crew members carry even less than the guards in the guards. Don't seem to care that much. You still got the guard that's been picking their butt. And then you see another guard is up there. So you guys go up onto the deck, you sneak around a corner I'll say Albin and

Call there you're able to walk out even further onto the deck and yeah, you see that there are two guards at either end of The ship like towards the front. I'll say that you guys had to go to like the back of the ship to get down to the hole Yeah, can we just yeah assassins freedom? the ship to get down to the hull. All right. Yeah, can we just assassins Cretum? Sweet, yeah. I'll say you guys kind of stand and your stealth rolls are good enough that you wait for them to kind of switch positions to get to a spot where you can pull them behind something

and try to quietly take them out. Let's each take a guard. Let's be efficient. Okay, okay. Saul, you sneak up behind one guard. Yeah, we'll say you go first. Go ahead and make your attack with efficient. Okay, okay. Okay. Saul, you sneak up behind one guard. Yeah. We'll say you go first, go ahead and make your attack with advantage.

Okay. These ones look less like the big, burly, brawl, who again looked like he was D-class because of an attitude problem. And these guys are D-class because they look like weenies. Right. So they can't stop scratching that butt. This is Mother's ship issued underwear.

Sure it gets up there. 19 hits. 19 hits. That's seven damage on the first hit. Sweet already looks hurt. 17 to hit. Hits. Great.

And that'll be another nine damage. With the total, you successfully knock them out. You chop them in the back of the neck. they pass out, you pull them behind some boxes, second card, Cal, you sneak up behind them. I think it's not worth using spell slots, so... All right, why don't I go up to the second one? It can be part of the intimidation. Right, you coming out of invisibility might scare them a little bit. Yeah, yeah, sounds good.

that's right. That's right. Yeah, yeah, it sounds good. All right, so I'm gonna swing the blunt part of my ice blade and come out of the visibility just before I hit the gun. So you see one of the guards is just journaling, looking out at the ocean. Oh no, is this the one who was looking at pictures of their ex? Yes. Oh, go on. Can I make a perception check and see if I can read any of the other. Is this the one who was looking at pictures of their ex? Yes.

Oh, go on. Can I make a perception check to see if I can read anything? Oh, yeah. Actually, if I could just copy what they're doing from my career at the helm work. Yeah. They're writing really bad poetry. It's rhyming and it doesn't need to rhyme necessarily.

So it's kind of like our intros. Yeah, it's like, Dave, you left me and I'm feeling sad, but when we were together, it was bad. It could have been good. Okay. If only you would love me too. Love me too. Okay.

I communicate to everyone, we can save this one. Okay. I'm telling you, I know from experience, it's like looking in an unflattering mirror, she's desperate. I think we just get them all in the box and we work out all of our, she looks imprinted up.

Sometimes this is what you need, I'm just gonna say, get over Dave. He didn't mean anything to you. And try to knock her out, so you go ahead and make your attack with advantage. Shout out to the two crew, but I'm all in advantage, it's a surprise round, right? Nice.

No, 26. 26, here we go. Okay. Oh, hell yeah, that's 18. Instantly knock her out. I'm great. What, Dave? I'm instantly knock her out.

You see, Calder, you come out of invisibility. You've just knocked out this guard. You see all the crew members who are just workers who are working on this airship. It's an airship, they didn't let down the sales, they had to inflate the balloon more. They had to inflate the balloon more. Like pumping air into it to... Well, the first time I see what these look like, it's a giant balloon. Oh yeah, it's a balloon, but also there's wings with little propellers.

It's both, it's like a hot air balloon, but also I'm working the fire thing. I think I look down too much. I need to look up more. That's beautiful. But they look worried, they start panicking. You see they start going for daggers and things to like defend themselves with.

See a couple of guys have like brass knucks. That's cute. We're the guards now. Yeah. Can I flare my intimidating visage? Yeah, I'll say you guys can do a group intimidation check. You can either do it two of you have to pass the DC or you can do it one of you does it.

Let's do it as a group. Okay. Okay. All right. So I'm gonna say these guys don't have a lot of skin in the game here. Right. They're probably, you know, a little worried that they might get in trouble, but they also are not willing to die for these fucking frozen dinners.

So I'm gonna say DC 10. Okay. I'm gonna try to intimidate them by being like a hot, powerful woman. That's nothing more intimidating than that. Oh my god. I just nothing more intimidating than that. Oh my god. I just might lash out against it. I just absolutely pretend to be more self-ashored than I am. Only 11 for calories.

Okay, maybe 13. I've done a performance. 19 for Saul. Okay, all three of those past. I'll say Alvin has to do it too. I'm gonna say Alvin gets a minus two to intimidation. We get to 17, gets a 15. Wow, uh-huh.

CCC pulls out his wand and holds it up to the captain. You see a little bit of fire coming out. I'll fucking ice this dude with fire. I'll ice him, but with fire. Do you understand? No, I don't rub it in. Yeah. I just can't decide the right posture.

And I keep switching which shot, which side I'm showing. You nailed it, number two. So I was like, wait, we've just number two. That one popped, shoulder. Showed it, showed it out. Put back. Okay, got that up. Okay, I got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got like spotlights to put Callie in the middle. You see one guy was just narrating everything

or just goes like, oh my God, she's hot and powerful. She's hot and a little worried. She's hot and really worried. She's not on anymore. Okay, you know what thoughts can stay in your head and no one's worse for it. All right. I'm gonna go back to work in the fire thing on this balloon.

I'm gonna push him off. You see he's up in the fire thing on this balloon. I'm gonna push him off You see stuff in the basket you see the captain pushes Albin off of him and goes god damn it guards What a fucking inner guards? Didn't you hear him where the gods know? Okay, Batman very good. They it's a bad man actually Batman. Thank you. All right. What do you want? We want you all to get into the air dinghy These frozen dinners gotta get the higher teeth and we are taking them there. We are just taking that. Oh Are you

No, we're taking we're taking the airship and we don't want to hurt any of you. We can put the frozen dinners in the dinghy with you. I recognize you three. Yeah, of course you do, because we're fucking wanted. Yeah. And you can tell her way more than 35 gold. Ooh, you know what? I bet they'll give you a little bit of coin for saying that you saw us.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah. And all you have to do is be the hero captain that saves your crew by bringing them on a dinghy. And hey, maybe you can go through the drive through on the way down. And look at us, we give a shit about you. His mother's shift ever told you to go through the drive through on the way down. What is this drive through? The drive through with the skateboarding. T's wrong? What is this drive through the drive food with skate right DG

I skydays as a bad guy. Yeah, they got to go The dinghy is not an air dinghy. It just go it just goes in the water Does it really? There's a boat on the airship. Okay. Yeah, so we'll touch down. We're gonna touch down Yeah, yeah drop you off right. Yeah, you know, there's other There's a lower dog me in the fucking we're gonna see You're captain you're gonna do an emergency landing. You're doing emergency walk I'm gonna scream and everyone's gonna think you are so you're gonna your picture is gonna be in the paper

I'm a fucking month away from retirement. You're freaking solid dude. Yeah, that's what I was saying We're the good guys. I believe it. I believe it. All right. I don't know about that. Land the fucking chip. You guys see, they stop.

Deflate the balloon. They start deflating the balloon. You guys start lowering. How many eventually you've reached the water under duress the crew Get off the ship that begins loading into a dinghy. Hey guys guys. Can we see a little more enthusiasm? Right back Because I was bad Alameda

Alameda if you could start carrying the dinners as well. I'm concussed I think I'm like a little bit glitching and being like, should we offer them some fucking sweets? Yes. On the way out? They are going to have to survive on the ocean for like 24 hours. I think it was, let's get in one TV dinner. And the lollipop.

You damn right, I'll take that lollipop. You see the captain takes it in his mouth. I will let everyone share it. Everyone should share it. Everyone should have the whole I know what you have to do. I know what you have to do. Only all right. I'm four foot ten, okay?

I get enough shit from my crew. I grab him by the chin and I say, good luck out there. And then I cast purify food and drink on his mouth. Sweet. You purify the lulling fob, he takes it. He gets onto the ship. You guys, the two other guards, you guys beat up,

alemander and the other guy, you want to put them on the ship as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone goes for the ship. I'll say there's a couple of dingy's. Yeah. You load them up on the two dingy's, you let them off, and you guys are all. I want to, I want to have pants, bro. Oh, I don't want, I want, I wanna pants, roll. Hey. Oh. I don't want, I want, I want broiled to wake up

with any sense of status. Hey. Hey. Also to throw them off, mob goblins trail. Can I say like, when you get back to shore, tell them that the chosen have returned. The light keepers have spoken. I'm, I chug a milk.

You're trying to give me a deception. Okay. Do it in the manage. Cool. Milk, milk, milk, milk. 14? 14. You see the captain nods and goes like, all right, bud.

They both get into dingy and they float off. And the four of you guys are on this huge airship. I turn to Saul with so much belief in my eyes. This is where you take over. OK, that's right. Saul cracks his spectral knuckles and then reads a tiny book. I think I might go take a nap, so just wake me up when we're all over. I think we're gonna need laboratories that way.

Oh, yeah, right. Just shit over the side of the boat. All right. Call the release himself. Oh, dude, I still smell it. Even out here in the open air. I were flying. I am away from the dinghy.

Only in the water. Go in the front of the boat. I hear it. I hear it from the back. I like you never taking a shit before. Not a boat. I suppose a rhythmic plop. It's your ball. Albinleipoop shy. Yes. Okay, yes all does a quick refresher on the manual and then yeah, tries to steer this massive cargo ship. Sweet, go ahead and give me like a vehicle proficiency check. So I'll say intelligence, but you can do it with advantage

because you've got the manual. Great. Intelligence is my worst stat. I don't know why I decided that I wanted to fly things. Shout it to the two crew, but also got a 17. Yeah. Okay, that is going to bump down to a 16. 16, sick. I was going to say DC 15 to get this thing into the air,

which is the hardest part. So you guys are able to, you've got, I'll say, Albin up in like the nest under the balloon, getting that set up. You are able to find something to get the propellers going and you guys begin kind of using the water as a runway and then getting up into the air. Can we say that my Visage transforms into a pair of pilots goggles? Of course.

Can I look through like the log of the ship and see what sort of voyages it's been making? Sort of just like, I don't know, maybe there's something telling. Yeah, that's really smart. Sweet. Just like some light snooping. Yeah, sick. Go ahead and give me an investigation check. I add zero to that.

17. With a 17, you look at these ledgers and you see that they are constantly making trips for these stupid monomials. To the point that it feels a little bit suspicious. I'm gonna go look through all the things. For something more than monomials. Can I give her guidance on investigation? Yeah, actually, I know that Calder is so, is the detective, so I think I'm like, Calder, some things up, will you help me look?

I will bring a crowbar. Yeah, sick. Go ahead and make another investigation check with advantage. Oh, why? You can both make it. Yeah, because I'm just wondering why you guys know what you're looking for, you guys know what you're doing. I got a 14. Okay, Calder, I guess I'll give you can both make it. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm just wondering why you guys know what you're looking for. You guys know what you're doing.

I got a 14. OK. Call their, I guess I'll give the guidance to you at a D4. I'll give it to you. It's a 19. All right. You guys start cracking open these boxes. And some of them are, in fact, just full of these

mothership, mini ship, monomials. And some of them have like a layer of monomials, and under it is like hashes of potions, cashes of weapons. Oh, shhh! What? I am so fucking proud of you. I was so excited that we were gonna deliver meals

because everybody's been eating stew. That's true. Well, things are good. There are a lot of meals here. They don't go fucking long. Can I see who in I&D are they sending it to? Is there someone that's been signing it off? Uh-huh. Oh, man. You see that these shipments are going to somebody with the last name, Bronzebeard. Interested? Which would be significant to you because the current queen of Iron Deep is named Jaina Bronzebeard. Okay, so Mother Ship is sending secret weapons and military supplies to the Queen. Well here's the weird thing.

It is not signed by the Queen. These are going to somebody named Grdahl, Bronzebeard. Oh no, what if it's a coup to unseat the queen? That would be a way to set up a public government if they have someone who is jealous of the queen wants to unseat her, they pay for a rebellion and then get their selves a king.

That's right. That sounds really bad. This is so on the inner comp by the way. Oh, yeah, I've been, I've just This is all on the inner comp by the way. So, yeah, I've been just at my elbow on the buttons, so you could hear everything. I appreciate that. I'm up by the balloon. I can still hear it.

In the nest, right? Yes. Okay, so holy shit. So they're arming a coup, potentially. You know that Crucin has contacts in Iron Deep. That is where he's from. Okay, so when we get back down, we can kind of be like,

a Krugin, you need to send word to your contacts that they are mobilizing against the Queen and it's a mothership conspiracy. We gotta give my eyes on this manifest. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Okay, I mean, yeah, I think I make a neat little pile of evidence to present to Kruegen. Exhibit A, exhibit B.

Exhibit D, team. D-team. There you go. I feel less bad about depriving the people of Iron Deep of these meals now. I have to end cross my mind, but I'm glad it crossed yours. I feel happy that we're inspiring them to cook for the first time. He really, really have a thing against these meals.

It just feels good, it's a process. I think he doesn't like that he has to heat them up. I like cold. Yeah, all you have to do is put them under a little bit of fire. I'm not fat of you, Albin. I'll push him out the next. Makes his neck and dies. No!

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You won't want to take your bird dogs off, we promise you. Okay that's it for me, Go team pants and enjoy the show. So you guys are able to pilot the ship and get it to the docking station that Mag Oblin had given you the coordinates to. Just outside of the bubble. There are no other airships here. It is just regular boats. So I'll say you guys, like as you start to get close You land in the water and you just pull up to the docks. Salis is this thing. Have a radio Yeah, let me see. So little late just as we're pulling in. We're gonna. I like to pull in its style

Oh, actually saw flip speed really torn between the fact that it's not a good idea to blast the radio on a stolen vehicle And how much I want to play rainbow in the dark right now Saw flips the inner calm so it faces out and just blares out as we land All right, I handed over to call to play this There I go. That's an entrance. It's the mothership playlist. So you just hear over and over again We love the mothership the mother ship knows best Can I like when she's mean to us? That's means it's only a test Can I charge up a thunderous smite and try and make a dubstep remix of it by just like

The machine the mother ship The mother ship I call the ship Brother break the resisted the Boy All hail the mother ship Where You can just get you can break dead What cat call to do

I had my colors periwetting across the deck I had my first kiss to this song You guys see as soon as you you guys pull onto the docks, there's some hobgoblins waiting for you guys there. They start nodding along to the music. Sweet remix, really good guy. Track rock. They moonwalk onto both of them.

Holy shit. You see there are other docks. I mean a musical. Callie tries to sing in his terrible. Oh. Everyone stops. Oh my God. This is a musical.

Oh shit. It's gone. We knew it. I believe it. And here comes the beatboxing. Brrr. I am the boy with that. Yes. I'm his clan!

Oh, the hobgobbles are leaving. Shit. I stand on the prowess and sing on the top of my mind. The hobgobbles come on and you see as you guys are taking their like, you guys are good to go. Okay, okay. Like, it's a Broadway you guys are good to go. Okay. Okay, like, some Broadway. We'll take that.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Go away, yeah, go away. Is there a drill car waiting for? See that, um, Graham is waiting for you guys on the dogs. I do a finger gun. That's not a finger gun. Eggman, what's up? What did you call me?

What's going on? Get off me! Get off me! Alvin! Alvin! What did you call me? What's colder? Kelly back me up. Alvin? Alvin called you a fucking Eggman! I said you little shivering prick. The boy called. What is it?

You see Alvin's legs are shaking. I was gonna join in, but as soon as Alby said prick, I just stopped frozen. I just walk it back Albee. What I mean by that is an impressive going to a shivering prick would be impressive because there are sexual toys That people will buy that vibrate in order to give them more pleasure and you By being a shivering prick are better than a normal prick look at this brain look at his master brain You can't get out look at this brain

Look at it Look at it! It's so hot as hell! Look! We miss Glenn! You see, you see, Graham is so mad, he can't even fight you. You see just, he has a bald head, you see just the biggest,

somehow a vein through his skull. A tear comes to my eye here in Calder State. We about Glenn, because now I know Glenn is out. You have to come with me. I can't kill you. Ma said I have to come get you. So you have to come with me. You just have to come with me. Okay. Let's go. All right. Okay. Yeah. Graham takes you back. I walk a little behind him so I can dance the entire way there. Just still testing this physical thing. He keeps looking over his shoulders.

Snapping like I'm a jazz. Saul's lab's albums butt. You guys once again are led through the sewers and two amazes of tunnels before arriving back in the huge cavern that hosts Mob Goblin and their fellow revolutionaries. You guys were gone, I'll say for like the morning and you guys are back and it's the afternoon. You see, Mob Goblin is out amongst all the other people. You see she's talking to a few people. There's still people practicing. There's people setting up more tense.

There's looks like there's still people practicing, there's people setting up more tense, there's more people coming in, it is the next day, the day after the launch pad mini rebellion, and you do see that they seem to have been able to bring in some of the mages that were maybe disaffected and did not want to be part of mothership anymore. You see the otter pal? Oh, I absolutely predator handshake. Yeah.

That's right. Five sauce. Five sauce. You graduated from a scoop. Thanks for the, thanks for the water bottle. Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard.

Welcome aboard. Fuck. Tell us everything about you. My name's Lotter. Lotter? Lotter? Lotter the Otter the odd is your boy wizards my boy wizard That's just what oh no everything about you what's your favorite color? Every colors blue

That's so convenient because we really represent that color. Yeah, we're the blue crew. Yeah, they're on way Yeah, because we really represent that color. Yeah, we're the blue crew. Yeah, that's right. We're on way. We're on way. Oh, you're a foster. Foster. Where were you during the musical?

Foster. All right, I'm flying around. He's keeping the beat. Badly, Wizard's name is Ferder. Ferder? Ferder and Flaught. Lodding and Ferder? Lodder, yeah.

Ferder. Yeah, Ferder. But I bet when you go into battle, it's a slotta. Lottie and farder. Lottie, yeah. Lottie. Lottie and farder. But I bet when you go into battle, it's a slotta. No, it's so good. What? If you don't understand that you never will. And I walk away really angry.

Kelly, what did he shit? I tried to do a lot of things. What did you do? Oh my god. Don't worry about him. He's too smooth. Everything slides off of him. He's not worth it. He's the Albin goes over to Ferdar.

You think you're a boy, Wizard? You're a toddler. What do you 19? Throw up, loser. All right, Albie. You just lied in on real things. It's fine. Albie is a shivering prick.

That's right. I'm like a vibrator. A better than you deal, though. What? What is Wayne, this fucking wall cam that is breaking out all the drama in this place is toxic. We got to get back to the tent. You mean the, you got to get back to the nest. Mark Ovelin runs over to you guys. Do you see Creme Ghosts? As much as it kills me to report this, they have succeeded in their mission. I'll step on his foot.

Oh. Mark Oblin Ghost, you've secured his ownership. Yes. I think we might have uncovered something that is important to relay to the Queen of Iron Teap. We need to start to Kruegan. We need to start to Kruegan, but... Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought we were reporting to you. Should I do that? I don't know, that's good. That's more like, I'm more like, more problems, fuck. Well, yeah. No, but I think they might be funding

some kind of like, Koo in Iron Teap. On the plus side, we have noodles for the stew. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, we have noodles for the stew. Oh my god. Oh yeah, we have so much food. Mama meals, I love this shit. Ha ha ha. You guys pull out a couple. You guys are able to find Kroogin.

He's nearby just shooting the shit with a couple of the hob goblins out here. There's dark there. Yeah, dark there. Dark there. There he is. We need you back. Graham is giving me the blues.

Oh, man. And not in a cook way, yeah. That guy's a hard-boiled egg. Is what he is here. I'm just a regular egg. Once you get past the show, I'm so proud of you. You're running. Yeah.

We're kind of calling him Eggman, I don't know if that's going to like... Oh, God, you'll turn around again. It is, I think, on a well. But I feel like we have to lean into it. If it's gonna work. I've seen it a little bit. I've never had someone sensitive about eggs. We did actually kick him out. The nest. He loves the nest. Yeah. If I'm being honest, we're pulling in pretty hard. I don't think he slept last night. He was just looking at the nest. I don't think he slept last night. He was just looking at the mess.

Okay. He was honestly fucking scared. I don't want to feel a bit of guilt. All right, we can establish a new nest on the ship. Okay, we just have to move all his stuff. Because if Kruken was talking to Dargen, it goes like, there's something you guys would stop. Oh yeah, yeah.

Okay, okay. Okay, okay. We think basically, mothership is sending potions and weapons to Iron Deep Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, guys go ahead and give me insight checks. Cool. Oh, baby. Nat 20. Yeah! That's that dice. That's the dice that performed for me.

That's the dice that performed for me. I begged Emily for the dice and she gave it to me. I got it. He cried. He begged. Yeah. I had to throw a tantrum outside. You see as Callie says that with a nat 20,

Krugin is shook. As soon as he hears the bronze beard yeah he shook tell us what's going on oh um does the name Gromdall mean anything to you oh boy okay guys yeah um oh he's getting that look you see uh he goes dark can we have a moment? No dog No, he's a deeply personal. Oh okay. Okay, catch a later dog. Go.

Hey, clap dog. I'm just here for the good time. She eats the finger guns out. You're the man, dark. He leaves. I feel like I got. Do I rebound with it? I feel like I completely changed.

He's known before he was. We have that effect. Well okay. Okay, what's up? So you guys gave me back that picture of my family. I used to know him before he was... We have that effect. Wow. Okay. Okay. What's up? So, you guys gave me back that picture of my family, you saw it, right? Yeah.

Mm-hmm. My history in Iron Deep involves the bronze beards and it's sort of why I'm not on speaking terms with my wife and daughter you. How closely are you interwined with the bronze beards? Oh, the bronze beards are just one of the families that I'll work with from time to time. So basically if you guys don't know much about what's going on in Iron Deep, about 200 years ago, Iron Deep had its last true monarch, King Grimthor McGannis. By the time he died, the region had undergone some serious change, so for the next ruler instead of just passing the crown to the next in his line or setting up marriages amongst the old families, they formed a council and had a vote.

And now they do that basically every 50 years, which is a very reasonable time period if you consider how old doors can live to be. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm actually 170. You look great. Thank you so much.

You're not really good. Not a day over 90. Appreciate you. I've seen 170. You look great. Thank you so much. You look really good. Not a day over 90. Appreciate you. I've seen you pull so much tail. Haha. Only because I desperately miss my family. Anyway, the great families lost a lot of power once they put this new system in place. And the bronze beards were one of them.

Iron Deep has become a bit of a mess. Essentially, all of the old families they used to trade the crown back and forth have now used their power and influence to essentially become crime families and become businesses that can then influence the politics of the region or even just you know bully other shop owners and things like that. So my story is that I used to be a regular old merchant yeah and I was put out of

business by some goons from the old families. I was my daughter was young at the time, so despite the fact that they put us out of business, I went to work for them when my wife found out. And my daughter found out she was an adult by that time. They weren't too happy that I had joined the enemy that What did you do for them? Something you're not proud of or was it just the mere association? Mostly just...

You know, I wouldn't beat yourself up because like you have to do what you have to do to get by. I mean, I'll tell you this much. They're still an Iron Deep, and they're not working with them, so there's a way to live without doing it. So maybe you were seduced or? Yeah. Do you still talk to them? Yeah, I've still got contacts in Iron Deep. What did you-

Do you have any contacts to get to Jane and Bronzebeard? To the Queen? I mean, she's pretty squeaky. Clean, that's why. That's how she kinda, do you know why? If anything, if anything, her family name would have hurt her from becoming Queen. She is at odds with the rest of her family.

She's pretty much disowned them. So why is her family stockpiling potions and weapons? It could be something as serious as a cool. It could be as mundane and shitty as them stocking up on charm persons so they can trick people out of their money and you spend time with them Yeah, what do you put your money on? Normally I would say this was just run of the mill goonery but Gromdol is

one of those true believers who thinks that the queen is sort of an insult to their family and probably thinks she's giving them a bad name. Okay. Okay. So since you're from there, what do you think is the move? Who do we give this information to? Oh, man. What happens if you show your face there?

Well, then I'd have to show my face there. Would that be a bad thing? But... You have to show your face to say sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that picture I gave you. See, he pulls out the picture.

And he looks at it. Oh they are gonna be pissed. You all thought that photo for a reason. If you need us to go with you if you need support, we're happy to do it. No I'm... I've worked intimately with you. I know your tales, we could absolutely run a town. You know what, Gally? I appreciate it, I think you guys have done enough for me. I got no place to go anyway and I think this cause is a good one and they need you, but

I think you're right. Why don't I go ahead and hop on a ship back to Iron Deep and I can try to get I can try to get the word out to the Queen See if you can put a pause in this in this cool. Yeah, I like pause. I would imagine That this was probably just a small part of a bigger thing. We saw the manifest Yeah, Charlie found it. It's been going on for a while. Oh, all right. Okay, give it together, Kruelka. Yeah, you're in the shit now. Okay. You got it. Okay. So you're gonna go back up? I think I got it. So sad. I've grown so accustomed to you Well Kelly, I've you know we've been living together for months now So of course some gonna you know I'll miss here in the bitter pattern of rain up in the belt free

I'll make you a little to go rain and I take a little meat and jar and just fill it up with rain I he takes it and he looks deeply touched and he gives you a big hug. Callie. Don't put a fish in there. It's very acidic Right. Yeah. Yeah, Callie. Yeah, thank you for letting me pretend to be a good person for a while. Yeah You won't pretend in practice and then I like that All right, and do take a roll of toilet paper You won't pretend in practice and then I like that. All right.

And do take a roll of toilet paper because if you need us, you never know. You need to reach out. And the best way to reach out is a roll of toilet. You heard of the scroll spell. This is the roll spell. You don't want to be caught without one. All right. Well, I can't imagine I'll be able to completely tidy this up on my own.

So we will be me. Okay, I'll be there. That's a promise. All right. I'm gonna have to get a pass pull. I mean, you imagine to steal that insurance card. So yeah, I already have a couple of fakes. All right, well, if you guys go to good iron deep I'll see you all at church.

You see it makes the side of the beard. Long made grow. I make the side of the beard. Long made grow. Long made grow. He gives you guys little nods and you see he goes and he walks off. I break down into tears. He took me. I was trying to show a brave face,

but he took me in when I was in a really vulnerable place. Breathe in, come here, come here, come on here, come on. Alvin, you too. Is this the safe place to stately, ugly cry? Let's go back to the desk. I'll say actually, as you guys have just finished having this kind of like emotional talk with Krugin as he goes to walk away, you guys suddenly hear a commotion

coming from the edge of camp from one of the tunnels that you guys did not come from. You see that there's like several entrances here? It seems like they're trying to keep this area secret, but it's really big. This kind of just naturally how it formed and you guys see hob goblin guards dragging someone over to ma goblin

Okay, I mean yeah, I guess let's just go peep So turn over yeah, yeah sweet um over there you guys walk over You see ma goblins in the same place. She was sort of near the entrance tunnel that you guys came in at with a bunch of other people. You see that a circle forms and you see these guards are holding the arm of a young bullywug. You see she's this blue bullywug in rags with like cracked little glasses. The guard sort of takes her and throws her towards Makoblin and goes, we caught this one sneaking around outside the camp. Makoblin holds her hands up and she goes, no, no, do not hurt this child. What is your name?

And you see the little bully wug with cracked glasses looks up and goes, Hi, my name is Liddy. Sorry for the commotion, everyone. I was just looking around in the caves just for some bugs or for something for us to eat. I smelled the stew and I wanted to try to get it back to my friends at the water park and I thought that maybe water park we could have some and Maga Blin goes Okay child, you may share some of our food with us And you see the guard speaks up and goes how did you get here from the water park? This is deep in the tunnels.

It is quite far for you to walk. I'm sorry, I just, I got lost. Can I do a perception check? Or something inside? Inside, can I do an inside check? Yep. I'll take my code inside. That's a seven.

Okay, 15. Okay, can I do a history check? See if I would know anything about secret passages around the water park? Sure, right. 14. You would assume that this is, it's a little bit of a far-fetched story,

but she appears to be telling the truth. The sewers do connect to the cave network and they do, you can get here I'll I'll step forward. Okay, listen. She's telling the truth There are ways to get from the water park to here, but I Don't know if this is the whole truth. I turned to her lady you said Lady yes, did you come here alone? Or did somebody put you up to this just me? Can I activate my massage? Yeah, yes. Did you come here alone? Or did somebody put you up to this?

Just me? Can I activate my massage and do an inside? Uh-huh. Cool, so I'll roll that with advantage. Yep. Uh, 22. You see a little flicker in her eyes as she looks away from you for a second.

Yes. I mean, no, no. I have to come here because everyone's hungry and I'm one of the oldest and I had to find food. Which part of the water park did you grow up in? I'll say that the way this steam punk water park was laid out is that there was a big fake airship in the middle that was hollowed out and cracked to make it look like it landed on top of a volcano. So cool.

And then there's a slide that goes down into a bunch of little pools and stuff. The pools are all dried out, and then there's different areas that used to have like different carts and had food in them and whatnot. She goes, well, most of us stayed up in the ship, sir. Well, I mean, no matter what, if it's someone coming for nefarious reasons and they just leave with a bunch of manamails, no harm, no foul, and if they're being sincere and they leave with a

bunch of manamails, that's good. Yeah, let's send her back to the water park with an escort and a bunch of man of meals. Yeah, yeah, you see. I'll be happy. I'll be happy to escort the man of the meal. Yeah, the guard pipes up and goes, yeah, that's all fine and dandy until she runs off and tells somebody, oh, I see what you're saying. I don't think you understand what they go through out there. It gets very cold at night and there's not a lot of protection. The only reason they camp out there is because they can hide in the passageways and the tunnels when the raiders and the various thieves come. There are no threat to us.

I'll watch her, I'll make sure. The guard goes to protest. Magaublin holds her hand up. So, you seem to know more about this than I do, but I will say this were up to me. I would say girl stays here. She eats with us, we leave her with a guard. She stays here.

But- Can we keep her here, and then, but still send food back to her friends? No, there's an idea you have a little more time with her get to know her you Liddy get a couple nice nights rest in a comfy bed. I really should be getting back to my siblings Okay, they'll be scared if people show up and I'm not there I'm going to use word of the spirit to speak in the minds of Albin and Calder and Callie.

I think I can only do it like one at a time, but I'll kind of just like whisper a bit and say, something's up here, but I can't turn her away. We have to watch her, but we might need to follow her back too. I really obviously mouth back. I'm with you. I just say out loud totally. What? All right. Okay. We will vouch for the girl. All right. You've done a lot for us. I've saved you a couple times. You've saved me a couple times, but you have just gotten us a ship. So we owe you one. If you can vouch for this girl, then we trust you.

All right. Can you do something for us, though? We have a spell scroll that's going to summon the people that really cool formation team. The douchebags? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And go to the text. So give them an even cooler name.

Another D name, Jesus. Can you keep it safe? Make sure it's not summoned because we don't want it accidentally to get falling into the wrong hands and getting summoned. You'll have the summoning scroll for the douchebags? Yes. See, she starts salivating.

I'm giving them a cool name. You could summon them ready to like the latrines. We could just pop them up. Yeah, just absolutely. Absolutely like them up. Yeah, just absolutely. Absolutely like them up. Absolutely. Absolutely rules.

I mean, if you have anyone who's looking to train. All right, go get the kids. Some stew. You come back. We go. Yeah, I'm giving you this roll. Right. Okay.

All right, then. I start shoving manamews into the duck's mouth. Man. Man. Oh, yeah. I'll say you guys, yeah you guys fill your bags. You guys see that the hob goblins that boarded your ship. They come in through another entrance. You can assume there's probably like a natural river or something in the caves. You guys saw the airship parked in like a cave near the docks. You saw them like pull it out from the docks and park it in a cave and they bring with them a bunch of the supplies and they give you guys some of the monomials to bring

to the water park. Okay. As we walk I think I want to be like, Liddy that was really brave of you to come here. Thank you. And yeah, I want to engage you in a conversation and cast detect thoughts on her. Okay. So just surface thoughts? Yeah, I'll go for it. I mean, I'm assuming that if it's a certain level of like, oh, someone put her up to this, that maybe she won't be as trained and maybe certain things would come to the surface.

And then if I'm not getting anything from the surface, then I'll go a little deeper. You hear over and over again in her head, this is bad, this is bad. I need to get away. And as you say, she's really brave. She goes, thank you, thank you so much. You know, I grew up in the water park as well. So I know how hard it can be. Yeah. Can I probe deeper? Yeah.

But I think I still keep up a conversation. Yeah. Tell me about your little siblings because I'm a younger sibling. My sister was never so, she wouldn't have looked out for me like you're looking out for your little siblings and I really, really admire that. I'm a younger sibling, too. Are you interesting? I know you're about to go.

He seems so mature. Really? Yeah. Thank you. You're doing a lot of self work. That absolutely counters my sister's narrative of me, so this is awesome. We have to talk later. Anyway, sorry, Lydia, this is about you.

I moved to the jacks that's called her and then I'm like, no, focus, focus. As you are talking to Lydia, she starts talking about the other kids that are hiding out at the water park with her and everything and she does a wisdom saving throw right? Yeah. Okay. She starts talking about the other kids that live there with her and then you try to probe deeper into her thoughts. That's a 16. That does pass. Okay.

You don't get any deeper than this is bad. Yeah. Liddy, what's bad? Everything. Life. What's really going on? What's really going on? Yes. Listen, there are always people trying to take advantage of the kids there and make them do bad things, use them for purposes. I've been through it. I got lucky in some ways, but unlucky in others. If there's something going on, I promise you we can help you. If you agree to do something that you're kind of regretting, we won't be mad at you at all.

This is your chance to get out. Okay. Okay. We have to be quiet. Okay. Of course, because they're in here. Got it. Okay. Oh, they're in here. Got it. Okay. Are they trying to attack the camp? Yes, but wait.

Okay. They're around the corner up there. And are you supposed to relay the information to them? How many of them are there? A lot. Okay. Okay. I'm scared of them are there? A lot. Okay. Okay.

I'm scared of them too. It's okay. What's gonna happen to the water park if you don't go back tonight? It's gonna be really bad. Okay. Okay. So we need to solve this problem. Right.

So if I go walk up, I can basically give them the wrong directions and then you guys can ambush them. Yeah. You're already thinking like a member of the camp. All right, lady. Thanks, guys. Can I, I'm detecting her surface thoughts? Is she, is this, are they working with her actions?

I'm going to say it's past a minute. You're going to have to cast it again if you wanna cast it again. Then let me just do an insight on what she just did. Okay. Can I give her advantage on that? 16. Okay, okay.

She seems to be telling the truth. All right. Okay, I think I'm gonna need to save the spell, so that's end. Lady, you've trusted us. We trust you. Go get them and we'll take her the rest. All right. And I promise we are going to get some tasty foods to your friends and your siblings. You've done a good job. Yeah, thank you. You're

scared of them. We're not. You don't have to be either. Okay. Sometimes when you're scared of someone, all you have to do is just be even scarier. I like to see my own. In my umbrella crackles with lightning. Yeah. Steam billows out of souls, Vessage. Ice emanates from colders' breath.

You guys do a lot of stuff. You see, I'm really insecure. She nods and she goes, okay, we'll go get them. Okay. What's just in you? You see, she runs down the tunnel. She runs around the corner. And I think we should hide, right?

Cool. You guys hide, go ahead and do cell checks. There goes nothing. Albin. 18. Yes, you okay with this? Yes, I'm just go ahead and sell checks. There goes nothing. Albin. 18. Yes, you okay with this? Yes, I'm just following all your leads. Hey, you know, you're important too.

You matter, what do you want? Does this, how does this sit with you? Dude, I have no idea what to do. Okay, this is fucked up. Yeah, I absolutely. Absolutely. I do not trust people easily. And this, I feel like, could end up being a really bad lesson

and not doing what I'm supposed to do. I've like could end up being a really bad lesson in not doing what I'm supposed to do. I've trusted too much in the past and I recognize that this could lead us astray, but I feel like if I don't trust now, then I can never trust. Again. We got to try. If we undermine the war effort, I'm not going to be able to forgive myself. Do you think that we should...

I can't walk away from letting nowdy now. All right, 19 stealth. Okay. What do you think, Carter? I think I rolled in that one of my stealth. Okay. So you're just kind of hiding poorly in the tunnel. Okay. You guys hear the echoing flaps of Here, the echoing flaps of ladies' feet, but you don't hear anybody else. Something feels wrong. She fucked us. I'm going to Dash, sweet. Everybody go ahead and roll initiative.

All right. 22. 16, 11. Okay, Cal, you are first. Do I get the sense that if I caused a cave in on this cave that it would prevent someone from coming back in through this way? And therefore cut off the route that she's discovered. Holy shit.

You know what? Here's what I will say with that. I am going to have you roll a pure luck check. Here's what we'll say. You don't have to waste a spell slot. You can figure this out kind of in your head from kind of how it was laid out when you were in the main cavern.

I'll have you roll luck check. 15 or higher, and this was kind of the only tunnel from that side, and the maze is just like too tough, and if she went back and she reported to somebody, they still wouldn't be able to navigate their way. They'd need a whole different entrance and everything. Most likely, there's gonna be other ways to get it, but 15 or higher, Kaven will close it off. Let's go. 18. What? What smell is this?

I was just going to do shatter. Perfect. Rad. So, Kali, you hold your hand up. You cause a Kaven. I say everyone, we're going to have to find a new way back in. Yeah, so yeah, you just cause it ahead of you. And you guys. Well, I actually want, I want Saul to be able to get to her because we do kind of want to figure out. Oh, you're gonna do behind us.

So I want you to do a behind us. Oh. So we can still pursue her. So selfless, great. Yeah, you collapse the tunnel behind you. Wow, that's fucking tight. So all I'd like barely notice is, I have Astral site as well, which lets me see

in magical and non-magical darkness. Okay, so I'm just wondering if I can see like tracks on the ground or anything that's helping me see her and where she's going. Yeah, I'm gonna say, go ahead and give me a perception check. She's dashing, so there's no cool I can get 90 feet with a dash. Okay Perception's gonna be 15

15 okay, I'll say yeah, you see her footprints. She has gotten far I rolled before with a D4 and that was how many rounds of dashing she was doing So she also runs 90 feet And that was how many rounds of dashing she was doing. So she also runs 90 feet per turn. So Saul, you are running. And I'll say you leave Calder and Cali in the dust. Like Calder, do you have any way to keep up with 90 feet? No.

Saul, you are able to follow it. It's me and Gauderor are just standing by a cave and without a way back in. Ah, go on. We could probably start clearing rocks. It might just be a little cave in. We could plan, sorry. No, this is good.

This is good. If you can't get her back, then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like they're fast. They'll catch up. So you are going super fast. She is going super fast. She's weaving through all these tunnels.

It's a good thing that you're looking for her footprints and stuff. I'll say once you guys leave the natural cave and get into the sewer system, you see that she's leaving these big sludgy footprints of her feet. And eventually, you do see down the tunnel, once you get to the actual sewers eventually you do see down the tunnel, once you get to the actual sewers, you do see her climbing up a ladder

and there is already like an open sewer great thing there and she hops out. I'm going to follow her, okay? But I'm going to, I'm gonna use step of the wind, okay, to jump all the way at the ladder without actually climbing, sick so that I can, and I'm going to, I'm gonna use step of the wind, okay, to jump all the way at the ladder without actually climbing, sick so that I can, and I'm going to jump feet first so I can hopefully kick whoever is waiting for me up there.

Okay, I'm going to roll initiative for a couple people. Okay, so we should, cause we're probably, like we wouldn't have actually stopped running, we'll still be using our rounds to try to adapt to ketchup. Saul, you Rush trying to catch up to Liddy using all of your magic. She is very quick too. She got a head start on you with step of the wind. You're able to catch up. So she

Climes up this ladder. I'll say she even does a bully bug hop jump straight up. You're right on her tail You jump up using step of the wind as you hop up You see Litty um looks back sees you. She's on initiative 22. She uses her turn to YELL to the three people that are waiting here you see Sister Rosalie knew it. And two Coltis guards like staying at her sides. You see as she pops up she goes,

Mother, Mother they're following us, they followed me! Mother. Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Rosalene smiles at Liddy and goes, good work my child. Now we bring justice to these enemies of the Lies. And that's where we'll end our session. We're on. How many episodes have ended with a drawn out Lies? I can't believe you use frogs against us. That's a that's a cardinal sin. I had to. Which choice did I have? You guys can hear us talk more about the light over on our Patreon.

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