Not Another D&D Podcast - Campaign 3 Announcement & Discussion

Episode Date: December 30, 2021

Campaign 3 is coming to you February 2022! The 2 Crew reveals the setting, discusses the current progress of world-building, and talks about some possible player characters! Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You got it right. Minus one. Oh, he's got a chalk knot, Quay. This is just a people-y on profession. You can't put it around. You were talking about how to intro it, and you were like, okay, I got it. And then we launched it.

Well, here's the meta thing about it. I was like, if I fuck it up, it'll be funny. So I'll just go in with nothing. And I'll come out with nothing. And it'll be fine. I love it. That is like confidence. That's that comedy classic though.

When in doubt, just fall down some steps. It's always funny. Yeah, so this is not quite session zero. The gang does not have their characters prepped yet, but I figured we would do a- Or maybe we're keeping them close to our chest. Or maybe we're keeping them close to our chest. Is that what you say when you have poker cards?

Yes. Close to the end. Close to the end. Yeah, close to the card. Yeah, I've got my cards Clinch between the butt cheeks. There you go. That would also be my cards down my throat. Okay Well, I lay them down their face up. Okay, playing Henry hog this again Same guy The cars continues. I'll be fiat again. Okay, this feels kind of productive. And Carlos also going to be fiat.

Hey, Carlos also be fiat. This is really confusing. To theists. So I was saying to these guys off mic, kind of what I imagine this being is, this is, again, not quite session zero, but this is like the email that I would send to these guys as we did character creation,

sort of the talks that we would have as we went into this campaign, instead of doing that off mic, why not do it on mic? Hell yeah. The email before the campaign, before the campaign. There we go.

That's so extroverted of you, Murph. Oh, yeah. I can't, I love attention. Live out loud. Yeah, you're freaking drinking my social batter. I'm online all the time. You're a ham, man. Okay.

So, uh, yeah, so this will kind of feel maybe like something we would normally do on Patreon, but it's the hog glides. So everybody gets a little taste. It is. Okay, hogladeys, actually. You thought that maybe you at home thought maybe you would go another year without hearing the phrase hogladeys again, but hearing it in your ear once again.

No, we gotta get it in what we can. The hogladeys season is actually November to February. Yeah. Well, the fact that we got a couple of hoglet days coming up in January. The hoglet days come once in a blue moon. I saw someone on Patreon spell it, hoglet days instead of D-A-Y-S. It was D-A-Z-E. And I was like, that's can't end. That's too much.

That's good. That's what we call a hat on a hat. No, I want to wear two hats if that's what I want. It's too much. That's good. That's what we call a hat on a hat. No, I want to wear two hats if that's what I'm gonna do. It's too much. Here's the thing, a fox with two tails, two hats on that fox. Why not? I love it. Sweet guys, so you know what, I'm gonna do,

and this might be something we hear later, but I'll probably punch it up, because this was all just written to be very casual, because again, I'm a fucking just cool-ass casual dude. This is just normal stuff. Your confidence today, your confidence today is like I'm a confident, I'm normal. I'm just a new year, I need a lot of you.

You're confident, you're normal, you're chill, I'm confident, normal. And when everybody's getting breezy man, keep going, get rushing in. Emily gave me Jack's Skellington Boxers For Christmas and they're they're fucking comfy. It's really because they like look really good on him Like they're a very I found like the ones that were like the most comfortable and well-rated and then they look very good But there's so many jacks Skellington faces all these are five star Skellington's there. Yeah five star Skellington faces. These are five-star Skellingtons. They're five-star Skellingtons. There's a lot of Skellingtons.

Are they full boxer or they briefs? They're good questions. They're boxers, but Emily bought me a size. They're the tight ones too small. So they're just super tight boxers. My quads look really good in them. That's awesome. You can't tell me this information

because now every time I see you, if I'm gonna be wondering, is he rocking the Skellies? We're gonna try to pants you on tour. I'll just show you guys. Literally, I'll just show you. You can add to it. Yeah, he's ham. You can say he's confident. I'm just a confident fucking guy. You can just ask me if I'm scaling up. Dude, you could just go to his latest Instagram post.

You can see it. Whoa. Not even a story, it's just go to his latest Instagram post. You could see it. Whoa. Yeah. Not even a story. It's just there for everyone to see. Incredible. That's on main, right? Yeah, as we all know, I'm very fucking horny on main. His thirst trap. My family's on followed him.

I might be the least horny person on Maine that is ever existed Anyway, he's celibate on Maine. Yeah, they're absolutely fucking celibate Abstinence on me. I'm not on Maine. I'm not on Maine Well isn't that the isn't that the greatest abstinence of all Yeah, you're smooth as hell on main. I'm edging on main. Okay, let's give the people with that Yeah, all right now you're a picture of Merff and Jack Skellington Boxer the Boxer really is hog low-end after all

The funny thing is is that like I feel like I we have kind of like a cool Setting thing coming up, but it's been completely undercut by how it's about about Jack Skellington. Anyway, okay, so this is a little bit of a tagline, and this is something I'll rewrite later, but you may hear it again as we get into the actual campaign, but here's a little tease. Let's go read the draft. Welcome back to Bahomia everybody. Two hundred years after the Allah's cataclysm and subsequent defeat, the world looks very different. In the time since our last adventure, the floating city of Gladehome became a bastion of knowledge

and discovered many scientific and magical breakthroughs. However, the utopian city eventually outgrew the mortal realm and transported itself to the astral plane. With many of the world's best, brightest, and most advanced, gone to deal with matters of universal importance, a struggle for power has emerged on the material plane. There have been 200 years of relative peace, but without glade Home to hold them together. The five remaining kingdoms quietly vie for power as tensions. Bubble. Oh fuck yeah.

This is the whole time I'm hearing this. Yeah, you guys don't know anything other than... Awesome, I got the chills. Yeah. I'm bumpy. My skin's bumpy my friend. Then I've got some info on these like five remaining kingdoms and kind of updates on like where some settings are at now. I've got some info on these like five remaining kingdoms

and kind of updates on like where some settings are at now. But you know that Lord, do you remember from campaign one? Oh my God. So the five kingdoms are iron deep. The great minds were once collapsed during the Alice Cataclysm, but have been rebuilt to become the greatest power of the West. A population of mainly dwarves occupy the inner mountain while the surrounding areas occupied by

huge population of humans and others. Then there's Osmodia. The curse over this once lost city has been lifted. Hundreds. Yes, it's back, baby. Hundreds of traveling bands of Orcs have reunited and rebuilt the city of Osmovia, quickly turning itself into a military power and becoming one of Iron Deeps greatest allies. There we go. How's the food though? The food?

Oh, that is great. I imagine pretty good. Yeah, they've been mostly traveling around. So I'm assuming they picked up a lot of things along the way. Oh, fuck, it's melting hot. Also like what? Cricks, spices. Yeah.

When you have been cursed for a while and you finally come back, you really want to enjoy yourself. I would think. So you take the time, you make meals, pleasure ball. I think it's a combination of things. It's learning a lot of stuff while you're going around and meeting all these other people, but then also being like, well, if this is what we can do

on the road, imagine what we can do if we're in one place for a long time. The full industrial kitchen, yes. So that's, that's Canon now that they, it would add up, stop bugging. The food of Asmodia, we're always, our new characters are always dreaming of in Asmodia and Yale.

Um, another one of the major powers, of course, is Frostwind. To the north, the Frostwarves have finally reached a peace treaty with a new leader of the Frost Giants. For the first time ever, the greatest military power in Bohemia is seemingly no longer distracted by petty squabbles. Huge for them.

Huge for them. Where'd it go? But what does it mean? So yet for the rest of the world. So they're not battling, they're not battling giants anymore. Correct. And they have an alliance with the giants.

Yes, it's just a giants alliance. A giants alliance. And there's just a beautiful science. A giant's alliance. So, yeah. So now there's just a huge continent of extremely tough dudes. That's awesome. The tall in this mall.

Making a wall. The tall, small, making a wall. The giant's alliance. All right, so my character is 100% from Brosgit now. Oh, Brad. And then brand new, the Fey Archipelago. And maybe not an archipelago, but we're calling it that for now. Opening the Plainar Rift,

led many travelers from the Feywild, the Bohumia, with the uniting of the Seely and the Unseely Court in the Feywild, Fey traditionalists, who may have liked things the way they were and wanted to carve out a new thing, but then also adventurers who just wanted to travel to a new world have traveled to Bahumia to found a new place. They've created a magical series of islands where the Eladren now reside. Whoa.

How close is that to Rins Island? Rins is, oh, God. Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. I feel like Caldwell's style of improv is to ask me questions. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I just like to think that Rins Island was displaced by this new cool archipelago.

That's my head. Well, I'm like, how can I be funny? Is Rins an outer space? So, rent is in the astral plane, right? rent is probably in the astral plane. So he probably just has like a spaceship. Yeah, rents, rents probably one of the few NPCs that's still alive.

I guess it would just be like, oh yeah. The dwarves would be very old and the elves would be fine. And everyone else is dead. Oh no! Oh no! That's so exciting. Well, you know, people are 200 years old.

People are powerful, so maybe, you know, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna spoil anything, but general lifetime is humans, super dead, elves fine, dwarves, older, halflings dead, chaffles? Who knows? Oh, interesting. I'm very interested. I'm most likely dead, I think, but we are. But recently, hard ones only been dead for a little bit of power.

A lot of power. It's a very funny, just vibe for the intro here. Just those things who's dead. Just those things who's dead, it is not. Yeah, just read us the obituary's right now. Yeah, I'm like, just because I don't, the last thing I want is to go into this campaign. And for every single time I introduce a new NPC to be like,

do you guys think that secretly, Ren? Do you guys think that secretly, Irwin? Is that secretly this person? It's like, no, it's no one. It's just no one. They're openly dead. Yeah, some of them are, well, no one.

I mean, you know what, that's a beautiful thing. They like it's like, it's not even like they're openly dead. It's like, we're probably not gonna hear about them. Nanakine Leaf though is surviving on Spy To Loan, right? Nanakine Leaf, and we're there. Nanakine Leaf died 10 years after. Nanakine Leaf died a hundred, nine years.

Did G-Joke on a werehers? Yeah, she's the one. Yeah, not a werehers. She was a little cause more. Yeah. No, I will not confirm anything in the canon of like who's alive and who's dead because. It may not happen.

Also, we don't need to talk about it. We don't need to, I mean, it's honestly funny to talk about, so I think it's fine. But yeah, people are powerful, so being a human or being a half-leg or something does not mean that you are automatically 100% dead, but it does mean that you don't have to at me about bringing back B.C.s,

because I'll just say it now, close to a murk on. That's just the word here. And they had beautiful lives and beautiful stories. And Nana Kainley, if it's still alive, surviving on spite and what. Nana Kainley might be alive. So you can really just say they're not there. They're not there. And it's like, they're dead alive.

It doesn't matter if they're not there. And also, these will be new characters. So it's the equivalent of being like, does Jake's character know who Beverly Togalt's dad was? Probably not. Maybe he's a huge fan, I don't know. Maybe he's a huge fan. Anyway, but our next six live shows

will just be funerals for characters in Boohamie. Yeah, I'm excited for that. Oh my God. I'm so funny to play a Beverly fanboy. That's what I'm gonna. for characters in Boohamie. Yeah, yeah. You're excited for this. Oh my God. Yeah. God. I'm so funny to play a Beverly fanboy. That's what I'm gonna do. Oh my God. I did think of doing that for one of your characters

and I was like, that sounds funny for two. Yes, that's a very funny person. And then I would suddenly be like, ah. Much like Beverly has got very short legs. And finally, the fifth kingdom, the city where our adventure will start. Ooh. Esri!

We going to the whole party. Oh, I love it. Hold the phone is Jonathan still alive and he's Jonathan there and he's stunning. Jonathan? Okay, actually, let me look at Nome's. Nome lifespan. Huh? I played a Nome.

Again, not saying anyone's necessarily dead. Uh huh, over there. Wait, I come, okay. 200 to five, do you want to have five to five hundred years? I know, but that's just Google saying that. It's not based on D&D. It's just like, this is a long no for real. Yes, no, no, D&D says they can live through

350 to 500 years. Oh, oh, Tonnathin, one of the more likely people that's alive. Wow. I love to be an attired middle-aged. All that's important is that the bonfers are dead. They're not. They're not. He'll at least don't at me.

They're not dead. Oh, hungry Dave is 100. Yes. Oh, there's no pollution. Hungry Dave dies like next week. Give me a chance to DM for them again. Oh, his own collision. Hungry Dave dies like next week. Give me a chance to DM for them again. Oh, kill. Oh, dark.

Jesus. The thought of hungry Dave dying tragically is so. It's so sad because he would have loved to get to go to his moody and eat their food. But like, fortunately, he slipped on some ice. So anyway, Esri, let's talk about this. Ezri, largely unharmed by theoliscaticlism, Ezri had a huge head start on the rest of the world.

It has become the sole surviving kingdom on the eastern side of the continent. With Gladehome often space, Ezri is easily the most advanced society in Bahumia. The Esri bubble now protects a multi-tiered city of airships and magic technology. Technically, there is a royal family, but they are merely pawns of the real powerhouse, Alon Inc. A magic tech company that controls the city top to bottom. The company's headquarters is in an enormous area that hangs over the city called the Mother Ship. Alon Inc. subject to change, but I think the Mother Ship is cool.

So that's Stan. Are we fighting like billionaires in tech? Is that kind of like a body? There's definitely, you'll be fighting their goons. Oh, God, this sounds awesome. I love that. Although by video game and D&D standards, it is the higher up you are in the company,

the more HP you have for some reason, it's really huge. Sure. Yeah. It's like everything you do is, yeah. I had a thought about that before. I feel like we've talked about that how it's ridiculous. When you get a promotion, you get more HP.

Yeah. I feel like it's curious. that. How does it make sense? When you get a promotion, you get more HP. Yeah. It's curious. It's like a five year gift. You get like, you know, like an HP ring or something like that. Yeah. It's in plus three armor. Like they give you the tough feet once you become a middle manager. I feel like it makes more sense in magic settings because it's like,

okay, this person is more magical, but it doesn't make a lot of sense in video games where it's like, ah, you're fighting a bunch of members of the mob, the muscle, those guys are easier. They're easier than like the few fun. We love that team in sopranos. Yeah, when Tony soprano gives Christopher Multisanti a plus 20 HP buff.

That's actually, that's a tough example because Tony actually does beat the shit out of most of the people under him. So maybe, it's a tough example because Tony actually does beat the shit out of most of the people under him. So maybe, it's a good point. Maybe they've got it right. Anyway, with one company controlling the local economy, all other legitimate businesses have been pushed out,

but that's to say nothing of illegitimate business. Whoa. So there's some shady characters for sure. This, I think we made the decision to kind of start this campaign in Esri because I thought it was like a fun setting and stuff, but it all ended up in campaign one. It was kind of just based around an arc with Adam with Stunkbug.

And that kind of didn't come in the whole, you know, rest of the campaign really. Yeah. It was like our first arc. So we're also like, at least me, I'm still like learning how to play D&D. Right. Yeah, we mostly just hung out at Stunkbugs house, I think.

Yeah. Yeah, we went shopping. We went to go shopping. We never go to that R&D. We never go to that R&D. Yeah, that was, we got cocktails. You guys were doing your normal thing. I know, we got cocktails at the New Man.

We got sliders and toppas. You guys got sliders and toppas. We ate food, we tried to go to shopping. When we have guests on you guys throw pacing out the window and just talk to the guest at bars for hours and then insist on going shopping. That happened twice. That happened with Brennan.

Well, you wanna know why though, where if the shopping thing is, the shopping thing is not the case because you're confusing it. It's whenever we get to a new town, we try to go shopping. And often times, it's the easiest way to get in a new character

is to enter a new town. Yeah. So the shopping and a new town are, because think about it, we went shopping in Frostwind, no guests there. Right, so we went to shop in a new town. You need a new outfit for every hour. Exactly.

I do this every live show. I go and I get a full-screen suit tailor. I don't disagree with that, but I think we can all agree that we've throw pacing out the window when a guest comes on. We're all going to go. I agree that we're bad with guests. It's a one yeah.

Yeah, we have guests. Shopping is worse than we normally are. Shopping is fine, but you can't spend an hour like playing beer pong beforehand. You know what I mean? Like you have to. Wait, again, we also did that in Frostwin without. But you did that in Frostwin, but that was after you fought a fucking dragon. Oh, this is all there's just time to place this joke. I'm just joking around saying that we're bad with guests and without We are bad often right

generally I Just hope Renee is still there Renee is Adam said. That's what I heard now. That's where he got his tail layered. Oh, I love Adam's stunk bug. Work Frazier, it was truly the most beautiful. Yeah.

We did not know what we were in for, because at that point, we'd only done eight episodes or something. So Adam, I think we thought it was going to be kind of low commitment, then he ended up having to do like, fucking three huge sessions with us. Yeah, we learned a lot more. Which he did with Grace and humor. We very much appreciated it. He used to eat shit, isn't that what he ate?

He was, yeah. He'd talk about how he ate shit. And that was like, you didn't. He's eating actual feces outside of town, right? He was, Adam, Adam is a guest, would I would say. He was like, what if Amir was polite? You know what I mean? It was like, he still came in being like,

of course this is a comedy podcast. Why the fuck would you be serious? Like this is silly shit, let's all be silly. But he was like playing along and I'm here was like I'm here to kill you wait a second you go was a gnome right yeah that means you go you go you go is murdered there we killed you not in this time. I'm on the timeline straight. Yeah, you oh my god. So essentially we can have another Christmas special with you. Oh, with these characters meeting you go.

New go. And then just some updates on other places around Bahumia. Yeah. Hill home. Still around. Now on good terms with their neighbors in Osmovia. Still a lovely little place filled with halflings. There we go.

Cragwater, the dwarggers of old Cragwater have been cured of their myth or madness and now have a tenuous peace with their neighbors in Esri, they have taken up in the ruins of Galatoron because Galatoron, the fucking mountain fell. That's right. Yeah, holy shit. Galatoron's gone. Galatoron's gone. Yeah, I know. Cuz Glateron the fucking mountain fell that's right Gone Yeah, I know this feels like a wow expansion. You know what I mean?

You gotta just change it. Yeah, I like it or even like fortnight when they change the map It's exactly like fortnight which is why everyone is allowed to play in this new camp There's a lot of discussion of fortnight dances. There's a lot of now there's references to the map. There's Fortnite, yeah. We're gonna have a hundred players in this campaign and we're gonna slowly whittle it down. Whoa, that's kinda work. It would be very fun to play awful to listen to.

Imagine a podcast with a hundred hosts. Oh my God. Just going through the initiative role. Oh God. And then there would be like, yeah, like five people would tie for each initiative. So you'd have to like work that all out. Jesus. And one of them is Naruto for some reason. I don't know.

I've played much fortnight. They're not you can be You can be in Naruto. For sure, you can also be Sasuke and Kikashi. This is great. I guess we have our three characters picked all right. We go. Oh my God. Yeah, you can be Kikashi, I'm.

Oh my God. Then there's the Living Wood, a wild place of magical secrets and desperately sought after by Ezri. However, the tree ants and dragons of the woods have prevented it from being conquered. Yes. Holy shit. Are there trees writing dragons?

And this one. Well, we did have a horse writing a horse in the first camp. I was very true Someone will make a fucking joke about it, right? Like and then it'll be real. I think just that It was it was an earnest question I think would be sick Tree riding a dragon I feel like a fight dragon dragon. Yeah, I guess I guess a little what kind of tree? A shrub and a wankin shrub just riding a dragon. Yeah, I guess a little what kind of tree? A shrub and a wankin' shrub just riding a dragon. Yeah, just chillin', just livin'. Give us Lance riding dragons, Murphy.

At least a trist on a dragon. Yeah, they could be a trist, yeah. You know that a trist doesn't drive the dragon though. She goes shotgun. Yeah. Trist gets picked up. Trist gets picked up. I just gets picked up Did you oh and then within the living wood the Crick?

Done disappeared Those saw those some still say if someone in the living wood needs the hospitality of the Crick They'll be able to find it. I got the chills again Yeah, I got bumps on my bumps. So where'd it go? Oh. Let me look at my notes here. Something's literally a mess.

The Crick is a mess. The Crick is the Crick is the Crick. There you go. The Crick is a mess at the Crick. I think that'll be some of the new kind of like factions and stuff you guys are, we'll be dealing with is that there's, um, Ezri, they've got this, uh, new company, then, uh, the royals are kind of, uh, on their payroll. So like the army there, like the bubble nights, all these like synthetic eldritch nights, uh, are, are, you know, a problem or an ally for you,

kind of depending on, on where you land. Then there's all just outside the bubble on the outer rim area. And then possibly even within the bubble there are gonna be different gangs and organizations and everything like organized crime. And then you've got the living woods at one time was this magical place where you would go and you would go to the creek,

but now with Esri so close to it and kind of like really vying for power, the creek has had to quite literally protect itself and not only that, but there's dragons there. So if it... You're welcome from the sunshine. Yeah. There's straight up dragons in there.

So somebody coming in and trying to conquer it or something is going to get fucked up by dragons. But then not only that, there are high elves and crick elves, or they they might have been formerly known as those things. Now calling themselves dragon elves. What's there? Protecting the living wood, but not in a way that's necessarily

like just protecting it. More of like we caught you walking here and now you're dead. You know what I mean? Yeah. So not just killing people with bad intentions, killing kind of anyone that enters and that's at odds with the Crick Elves essentially

It's kind of like you walk into the forest and like you hope you meet a Crick Elf and not a dragon elf. There you go Sick I want to meet a dragon elf though because that's the sickest shit I've ever heard Someone can also one of you guys can be a dragon elf or you you could have it feels wrong because I feel like I Well, it's like hard because I like feel like I set that up for moonshine Mm-hmm, but then It feels wrong because I feel like I, well, it's like hard because I feel like I set that up for moonshine. But then it feels wrong to then play it again, but I never actually got to play it with moonshine. You didn't get to play it again.

And it's also, I feel like, I don't know, I feel like it's very A to C. It's like the dragon elves come from the Crick elves. You created both. If you played someone who had just left the dragon elves or something, then I don't think that would be weird. But I guess that's kind of the world that we're inhabiting. Do we want to talk a little bit about what people are

kind of thinking for characters without committing to anything yet, but like classes? I also have a quick question. Oh, what's how long has it been since Glade Home Disappear like how long we've been living in this period of like tension and unrest great question. I'll say and I will clarify this when we actually do our session zero or even episode one I would imagine that probably happened about 10 or 20 years ago. So it's like kind of recent history of like, there was this kind of glade home, I think,

because they have like the thinking cap, they had the Titans of Bohemia, they had all this like ancient knowledge and everything. So it had like the great magic university. So it became like this utopia where everybody could come together. And so that meant that it ended up being kind of the leader in like, you know, magical breakthroughs and stuff, but also then just like very progressive stuff as far as,

you know, taking care of people, maintaining peace and everything like that. But then the problem is... Shubbles in the astral plane called bigger problems called. Yeah, bigger problems called like the once you get to a certain point where the people of the city are like communicating with gods and stuff. Now the number of problems have grown astronomically where it's like now we know there's a problem in this plane. Now there we know there's a problem in this plane. There's a war amongst the gift or something like that So does this mean also that we could do like maybe we could also do a side campaign with moonshine hardwell and Beverly where we play

Star Wars 5a because we're in outer space Level 30 astro plane is not quite it's not quite in space. There's not like Gotcha, but you mentioned the giftIF, which is very exciting, because we touched on them so briefly in campaign one. And it's like, clearly, yeah, there was a lot going on there. So yeah, it seems like that's a whole can of worms as well. But... Star spawn.

A whole can of stars spawn. Yeah, Star spawn. We're if I was gonna ask, when Glade Home left, star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star star that like all the people of the world would come meet at. There was essentially like a special force brought together on Glade Home to help kind of solve these problems in the Astro Plane and the universe as a whole. Probably some kind of existential threat, which if there's an existential threat,

and it's like, all right, everyone behave when we need to go take care of. We need to make sure that we all continue to exist. Yeah, it's not just like, all right, everyone behave when we need to go take care of. We need to make sure that we all continue to exist. Yeah. It's not just, it's not just like, oh, they went off and now they're getting in other people's business. It's like, you know, enough people were able to use like divination magic to find out that bad things were coming.

So we're going to prevent it from happening to the material plane. It makes more sense for us to go do that than to sit here and play politics with Frostwin. Right, it's not like that. As a player, it's really, it feels like such a clever way to be true to the world, but also make sure that stakes are different and unique like for this world.

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for a free Yeti style Tumblr. You won't want to take your bird dogs off, we promise you. Okay, that's it for me, go team pants and enjoy the show. But I guess let's talk a little bit about what people are kind of thinking as far as class or what their character might look like or something like that. Or even we can talk through if, because I hadn't even set this to you guys as an email, like you guys have, all you guys knew what I was like, we're going to do Bohumi again.

It's going to be like steam punky again essentially, but it's going to be in the future. I didn't even say how far in the future. Wow. Yeah. New very little, but this is like, now I't even say how far in the future. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. New very little, but this is like, now I feel like this is filling in some things for me. So I have some thoughts, but Jake, you go first. Totally.

It feels like also like, I had, so what I wanted to be was a giant frozen guy. Um, cool. So I think I was thinking like, like, ultra. Yeah. I'm like, oh, well, actually. Yeah. I wanted to do like ultra. Yeah, I want it to do like a an eldritch night flavored with a lot of like freezing spells. Oh cool.

So I'm very interested in this alliance between frost giants and dwarves and frost wind because I wanted to play a galaeth Oh, right big like blue bearded dude that frees his stuff. That's rad. And. I love that. That's, you're thinking Eldritch Knight though? I am thinking Eldritch Knight because I was a little paladin and it looked like it was gonna be too hard

and it scared me a little bit. Yeah. Eldritch Knight is really cool. I'm very excited to see you play it. Yeah, Eldritch Knight. It's also a nerfs like, like because you kind of have to get the DMs attention. And it's like,

nerfs like favorite class. So you are playing into I do, I do like it. Yeah, sweet. Very sweet. I'm ready for some magic. I like the idea of like sling and spells, but not necessarily sling and spell binders.

Yeah, needing a card. It actually is like a pretty small spell list because you can only use two different schools of magic. I forget which ones they are. Yeah. But you'll be able to get shield. You do get shield. Yeah, there's a, I mean, all the spells that I saw were fucking sick, especially the, like, the freezing ones. They're really fun.

Oh, right. And I have to like boost my, it's, your intelligence is like your spell casting modifier, I think. Yeah. Oh, you'd have to play smart character. Yeah, we're just kind of crazy. Oh. That's really fun.

That cold icy intellect, I love it. Yeah. Get ready. I'm playing someone smart guy. I feel like smart in D&D always, I, for me, it always just translates to like, you know a lot of stuff, but you're still a dumbass in other ways. Yeah, I mean, I'll have to do that. I feel like that smart D&D always. For me, it always just translates to like, you know a lot of stuff, but you're still a dumbass

in other ways. I mean, I'll have to do it. I feel like that smart in real life though. True. True. Yeah. Truly everyone has, truly everyone makes a little devil's bargain

when it comes to their skills. Yeah. Yeah, you got to put your points somewhere. Yeah. And as a Goliath, I would say, well, first off, if you can be from anywhere, like, a hard one was literally raised in a dwarf well first off you can be from anywhere like hard one was literally Raised in a doorfinage so you can be from where the fuck you want Um, right but

Probably the most common places would be like either from like the frigid north or There was also the Goliaths that you guys ran into with Tonathon that were in like the mountains near the glater on glades and stuff. So like, Oh, protecting the watcher, yeah. You could do something like that. It might make more sense to do like Frigid North.

Frigid North seems very cool. Yeah, blue beard. I love it. Yeah. Very, very. We talking like a bushy beard or like, what sort of beard style you're going for? I think it's gonna have to be close cropped

because hard one had the big beard and I need to differentiate. Oh, that's true because I was going to say you should do like whenever people draw like pictures of like Borealis or whatever the sort of like, I can't remember the name the sort of wind god. Yeah. They always draw like sort of curly, cute like long beards. So I was going to suggest that but you're right.

You should do something different. I got to suggest that, but you're right. You should do something different. I gotta look that up, though. Cause I was literally thinking the name, like I was looking at like Aurora, Borealis style words for my name, because I like the idea of being up there from like the Northern Lights and stuff. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm trying to remember what the guy, or maybe it's just Borey something or other. Borealis, Borealis. Boreal. Oh yeah, Borealis, Greek God of, oh yeah, Borealis, Greek, God of North, wind and winter. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. Yeah, wow, this guy's sick.

Yeah, that's who I am. You just nod up back, God. You got your guy. Yeah. Amazing. When we talked about this, I think we talked about it on Mike, but I encourage everybody to just like, if what you want to do is to play a big fucking strong guy, do it literally

every time, it's only going to be more fun to lean into the things we want to do. This is what Mike says after I had a long conversation with him pitching that I started out as a commoner. Also pitching to him that I don started out as a commoner. Also pitching to him that I don't know what my skills are. She wanted to do, yeah. She wanted to do what the fuck shitty movie was that? I wanted to do Born I Dead. You wanted to do Born I Dead.

And like basically wake up and not know anything and then just have to kind of explore and find out what I'm good at. That's pretty fun. And I was like Emily, you've helped with the world building so much. Like, literally as moonshine, you created a giant part of the world. That was arguably the best part of the world. As Fia, the character made the setting feel real. And now you want, in addition to me having to build the world,

also having to build your character, but zero help. Let's see what happens. Yeah. I just thought it would be very interesting. Yeah. You would also constantly be digging little tracking devices and USB thumb drives out of her skin, so that could lead to a lot of exposition.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I could really help with a lot of the born role play. Yeah. So you can't think of anything worse for a DM than like constantly having to just improvise, you finding out things about yourself. Oh, I just met Moore, so like you would have my stats, right?

So I'm like, make moves, but I don't know what I'm good at yet, you know? Oh, interesting. So that was what was interesting to me is like finding out. And it only happens for like a couple, a couple sessions. So, and then you get your character sheet and you finding out. And it only happens for a couple sessions. And then you get your character sheet and you find out. It's easy, it's interesting to me also. We're a few do it.

Yeah, I do it. Yeah. Other than that though, Emily, did you have any other character ideas you were thinking of? I don't really want to say too much because it's just fun. Fun to. Your cards don't show any of that.

It's just kind of fun to have something're cards, don't show me that. It's just kind of fun to have something for yourself. But it is interesting that you say you're being this frigid thing Jake because I was thinking of playing in a lagerin. And I basically went to Murph. I was like, would it be cool? I kind of like like to the idea of being a Faye

but in like a Cosmopolitan setting. So that's where like the sort of fai archipelago thing came from. Although I'm not, I like kind of just wanted to imagine what like a like the trickery of the fai would be like in a city. So I'm just calling it fai-gis in my head right now. Fai-gis? That's so fucking funny. You're like a grifter and that's all I'm just calling it Vegas in my head right now. But. Vegas. That's so fucking funny.

You're like a grifter and I don't know what I will be. Yeah, I just kind of was like, well, what would the fate like if the because the face is always very from what I've seen as always like in a very natural setting. And I was like, well, what if it was in a cosmopolitan setting? What would it be like? And then so you've gone from Matt Damon in born identity to Matt Damon in Ocean's 11s,

which you've done here. I don't know what it'll be like. I'm just gonna read a bunch about the Fey and imagine how that would express itself as a city. You're a city-fay. Yeah. It does kind of feel like it would end up being like Vegas. Yeah, well, because it's like,

there's all this like, bartering and trickery because it's like, there's all this like, bartering and trickery and it feels like, especially in a place like Vegas, people would make some unsavory deals with Faye to get more money and stuff like. So like, I don't know. I so I was also like a New Orleans New Orleansy aspect to it that is certainly. I don't know. Yeah. The thing I was thinking of though also was that maybe this is that the city is like sort

of like they sort of closed off all the other portals to the Faye and so they're sort of controlling travel a bit. So I've been thinking about it like a port city like Venice or something like that. Do you have the idea of like show me some docs? So that's like kind of what I what I've been thinking of just what I originally my first thought was like maybe it'd be fun to play an Aladdin. We like went to the Fey. We met all these Aladdin. None of us played an Aladdin. The the seasonal stuff feels a little restrictive. But so but Murph gave me these really cool

like blue and white dice for Christmas. So I was like, I wonder if Jake is still going to play his thing and if that were the case, could I still be a winter faye? But I don't know. I think I want to play maybe a non-seasonal lagerian. But anyway, that's really what I'm thinking about, but I'll probably change my mind entirely in the last five minutes. There's definitely room for us both to play winter people.

Yeah, I was trying to think, is that fun? Yeah. I think that's awesome. It gives us a piece of, I don't know, it gives us something in common that we can bond over. I think we're ice buddies. Yeah, I also like, I'm like, I think it could be a crew of course. Sort of like the summer stuff of like fire.

I feel like Fia did a lot of fire, so I don't really wanna do like, if I were to do magic, I don't really wanna do like fire magic or anything. So, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a noodling. I love the idea of like a fifth season of Faye, almost, which kind of...

I've been thinking about the nuances within seasons, like mid-summer storms or flowers or stuff like that, and thinking of more nuanced things that might express themselves within a season. Oh, so totally. Micro-sens. Yeah, so that's all. I feel that I will talk about what about you? Called well, I'm planning on playing a snowman that's come to life

So a Rasty Actually, wait, this is frozen. Yeah, you won't die until season two though. That's great You'll know I Get a die Perfect and so I'll season two though, that's great. You'll know I, you're not gonna die. It's perfect.

And you'll come back. Yeah. Everyone will be so excited that I'm back. I'm actually, I'm really excited to talk about it because I feel like in the gap since we finished all the more and we've been doing side stuff, I feel like I've just kind of been percolating on a lot of different ideas,

kind of all based around different classes. So I would love to get your thoughts. One that I think I mentioned y'all before was playing kind of like a barbarian path of the beast character that's almost like a kind of, like artificial being, like maybe even like created somewhere in Ezri, that's like just basically designed as like a super soldier, like, chimera sort of thing.

Because all of the path of the beast features are like, you have a tail with spikes and you have a claws you can use. And I thought it'd be fun to have a character that basically is a little more of like a, almost like a cross between a Bollywag and a cobalt or something like that. But with all the beast-yield features kind of mixed together. So that's one idea.

I also, I was really, I was looking at the way of the Astral Soul as a monk class, which I really liked. So you didn't get to play a monk. I did not get to play a monk, so I was kind of getting to play. And they're very, very fun. They are fun. But I thought like in a more like cyber setting,

like in a more like futuristic setting, like how would you do like Astral Soul And that would be fun to be kind of like a cyborg character with like holographic limbs that are like hard like that you can punch with Which I thought would be kind of fun another angle I had was a a bard who is basically like the cheerleader morale core for like all of the soldiers. So basically just like a... A robot, like a USO performer. Yeah, a German boy.

Yeah, basically the Buckel boy for like the actual soldiers. But doing that is like, there's like a bar, college of valor bar. Oh, that's cool. And the last idea I had was just to play a bully while I'm in a big sweater. That's the one. And you got it on the last shot. Yeah, no class.

Jason Bourne. What? No, you can't give it to someone else. No, you're Jason Bourne. I was listening. I was listening to fucking people. But also, Jason Bourne has a big sweater in the movie in the first one. Oh, okay.

Jason Bourne. I also get to wear a big sweater. Yeah, but it's all big sweaters. And I'm like a get to wear a big sweater. Yeah, I'm like a big sweater. So I would have a big sweater as well. Okay, it would be a form thing. I would be a big sweater. Yeah, it's just a form sweater.

It's fully looking at a big sweater. Jason born in a big sweater. And the god of the North wind in a big sweater. Yes, for us. The only other idea I had for the Bullywag was maybe, I was looking at a circle of stars Druid. Oh, that's cool. Oh, I've played that.

It's really fun. It seems really cool. And I like the idea of maybe the stars, the star chart is like just markings on the Bullywag scan or something like that. That's cool. I will say, Paul, if you wanna play a bullywug, this is a rare, silly pass that I have

because I like frog so much in Chrono Trigger. So if like you ever wanted to play like just a little weird guy, like this is your fucking opportunity. If you let me have Mei-chan for my tongue. You've ruined it. You've been here. You have to play hard one.

You have to play just a human. I did think it'd be funny to just to play a guy that works in one of the offices for a long ink. Yeah, you could. But anyway, that's way too many ideas that I've been thinking over. So I'll maybe pick one of those. Although, it's hard to pass up the loophole of just a little frog guy.

And I like a frog, yeah. That could be fun. Yeah, I really like the frog guy. Back when Merr was talking about making it more sort of like cyberpunky, like one of the, because you said like just a normal guy, one of the things I had been thinking of, but call what I've been thinking of barbarian. So I stopped thinking about it, was playing an office worker

who basically had a jekyll-hide thing going on. And so she would basically have commoner stats until she raged in that shoe. Yeah, that's what changed. That's super fun. That seemed like a fun challenge should be having to use your rage strategically. Or like having like a super intelligent character.

Like it wouldn't even be common or sad. So it would be like, you would be good at one thing. And then when you rage, you would be a different thing. It's like, you would be like all sort of like intelligence and like just like very functional. This is kind of sounding born-esque in a way. There's a born quality to this. There is a born quality to it. There's a born quality to a lot of it.

Yeah, it is right now. But I feel like that when I was talking though, it was like a little less, like, do you want to, like, what is, what is a lawn ink like? What is the mat, what is their technology like? So, yeah, so I was going to say that, I think when I originally brought this up to you guys, I was like, oh, this will probably be like

a final fantasy seven type thing, like more like kind of cyberpunk than fantasy. But then as I was going into the world building, I was like, I would only want to do that for Esri, I don't want the whole world to be like cyberpunk. And so I think that means I just don't want to do cyberpunk. So I think if we're gonna, if we're gonna compare to a Final Fantasy B closest to like a Final Fantasy 9, which we've been playing a little bit lately. We've been playing a little bit of

to get inspired by our mental phase. It's great. So a lot of, basically it's, So when you talk about playing an animal, it feels like really fun for this world. Totally. Yeah. Because in Final Fantasy, there's a lot of like rat boys.

Yeah. Dude, that's a lot of like rat boys. Yeah Dude, I that's a really fun looking crew An alladron and like a lot of the rap boy Rapids I'm red sun. Yeah Would probably also be dead I Miss my dad so much. I miss my grandpa I never met. Oh, the said that he was the greatest wreck I never lived.

Oh man, I think you gotta do it. Anyway, we gotta get some tapas. He's the axiomodia. So I think the level of technology will basically be pretty similar to last campaign except it'll be more common. I think it'll be the type of thing, essentially, when you're in Esri, instead of having torches or regular lanterns, it'll be merchants on behalf of Alon Inc, being self-filling lanterns. It'll be like, you know, merchants on behalf of Alon Inc. being like self-filling lanterns. And then like maybe like little teleportation ports to get you to like

different areas of the city. Airships kind of like you had in Galatoron, but maybe like a little bit more advanced. Just kind of the like magical technology that we saw in an asri but like nice last time but like kicked up. Industrialized magic is in. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Brumbus. Brumbus everywhere. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Sweet. So we don't we don't fully have our party yet,

but it likely it'll be a really big guy and a laddron and some little weird guy maybe. Well, I also chose, because I knew that you wanted to be a Goliath. I knew that Kawa was interested in playing like some little guy. So I chose, like, literally visually limited myself to like something that would straddle between,

because if it was like, because I had wanted to be a gnome, but then like a gnome, a little guy, and a huge galaya. That's kind of fun though. I mean, dude, I don't hate it. It's all about the balance. It's like me just holding you guys on each shoulder. Yeah, that's pretty fun.

That's kind of fun too. All right. Yeah, I've been like, it could be a big frog is the thing. Yeah, that's true. It could just be a beefy dude. But yeah, I think I'm like, a lot of the stuff you're coming up with, with the face stuff. I think it'd be cool if you were in my gym.

My jam is excited. Then I follow this path. I am excited. That's why I was afraid of you being Jason Bourb because I need you. Because when I came up with this faith thing, I thought you were going to be the laddron. So it was like sweet. She'll like basically do what she did with the crick and just like build this part.

And then it was just like, what if I didn't know anything? I was like, please call. I need your help. Please help me. Yeah, it was just shows up with a mad lib sheet. Yeah. I just have imagining the party dynamic

if like episode one, I'm at least just like, I don't know what to do. Everyone's gonna be like, okay? Uh, hmm. imagining the party dynamic if like episode one Emily's just like I don't know what to do If I woke up not knowing my stats I would want to fucking try everything Amnesia is a really cool idea to try and do like sus up every single role to find out what I'm good It's a really great one-shot idea, but I think I like I have to be honest It was a one-shot idea, but I think, I have to be honest, it was a one-shot idea that I had for you guys. There you go.

It got based on it. It was like a while ago when Jake was talking about how much he loves born identity, and I was like, that would be a really fun one-shot. Yeah, that could have been any week that we all got together, actually. Yeah. I do think we've landed on the core of this idea, though,

which is that your character should wear a cool sweater Yeah, I think all of our characters should be wearing a cool Yeah, yeah, I will definitely I want one of those like Icelandic sweaters with with like the rain deers and stuff on it Oh, no, yeah I'm thinking like big sweat like a big turtle neck on the sweater or turtle neck on a frog, you know pretty standard Standard Yeah, mine's cool. Standard. And I think, yeah, mine is just like that too. Yeah.

Everybody's going to be wearing frog sweaters. Kind of frog, frogs with, we're all reindeer antlers. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah. So just so everybody knows, I think, well, first off, I think we'll be wrapping this one up, but a kind of timeline wise, I think we're hoping to start campaign three February.

So you'll be hearing either session zero will either do at the end of January or we'll do first week of February kind of depending on how much time I need, we will see, but we're kind of diving in as soon as possible. We're gonna have some D&D courts with some fun guests and stuff, maybe post some live shows, probably do a lot of D&D court on hearth sides and experiment with some new stuff in January, and then dive right into campaign three, maybe do session zero at the

end of January, but we'll update you on that. In the meantime, I'm so excited, Murph, this world sounds so cool. I mean, it was already cool, but you made it cool again. It's a wow expansion, baby. I mean, yeah. We're a Fortnite update. We're a Fortnite update, and we're like, please, you can't do this. We're an identity and Fortnite, who are you? We'll see you all at... It's still to towers.

Sweet guys, thank you all so much for listening. I can head on over to our Patreon. We'll be answering questions about campaign three, doing sort of a themed, hard side. So you can head on over to that at patreon.com slash naddpod. Don't sing. Oh, oh, really want to be on theme. We're kind of, we're kind of going to shoot with this. It's been a while. Anyway, does anybody have, I really want to. Right. We're kind of we're kind of

sure with this spin a while. Anyway, does anybody have anything they'd like to plug? Oh my God. Yeah, I do. Oh, oh, I like it. So mysterious. I've been getting these not milk delivered. Oh my God. And I just want to shout out like company that makes them. The nutmeg. I think their name is Elmer's. I am not sponsored.

I am fully just a customer. But they make me happy. I love them, or if no. She talks about it. We should reach out. They should talk to each other. I want them to succeed so that I make sure that I'm still getting my good nut milks.

Wow. Emily, did you say that you got a nutnog? Yeah, I did, yeah. What an oat nog? Cheers. It was oat and cashew nog. Disgusting. So I mean, if you're looking for some good

nut and oat milks, look no further. I mean, no. I'm kidding. Does anyone have anything they might to plug? Colesal Jake. I was gonna plug, I was gonna plug me and my brother's company Halcyon, but I actually I want people to support the nut No, so if you bought anything from us return it And get yourself some nut milk Yeah, just love some nut milk and we'll do it so

Let's go and share it with Called all do you have any nut milk? See if I could plug? No, I would like you all to send us nut milk at 1920 Hillhurst Avenue, number 222. Let's release California at 2. Please do not. Please do not. Please do not. Don't check it off in a minute.

Don't do that to the post office. Yeah. Oh, that's not. It definitely keeps. It definitely keeps, but if it breaks, it'll just go all over all the other shit. Yeah, I would. And it's really heavy and you have to pick that up

and there's gonna be a lot of nothing else. It's actually surprisingly long. Yes, you won't utter a bad thing about it. Oh, Murph, Murph's Zoom just died. So I was gonna read some PO box stuff, but instead I think we'll probably just... Yeah, Murph can't stop us now. That's true, that's true, finally.

Everyone can be shouted out properly without murph giving thumbs down gestures and we're having a great meet. So we have Scott B. at Ingram Whiskey, sent us two bottles of their river-aged whiskey to help us celebrate the finale of Eldermore. Yes. It is literally made on the river,

so it is perfect for the third mates. Can't wait to talk into that. Thank you so much, Scott. Michelle, aka Atmittens on Insta, sent us a beautiful cross stitch of Corbo that says, hey, they're centaurs. It's a classic creepy all at the same time. Can't wait to hang it up.

Yeah, it's really cool. It's like Corbo surrounded by a bunch of flowers. I love it. Let's see. Oh, Matt in, Katina R, Robert P, and and Taylor C sent us some custom dice towers. We've got a verveying industries, Elixir bottle, a book far, a Mumford and children's thine, and of course a Jill and Tucker branded tower as well. Jesus Christ. Now it's it's fully official. Yeah, I don't know why they would need to roll dice, but now they can.

Yeah, that's great. Oh, I know a JB sent us a care package of Virginian snacks, including one of my favorites, moon pies. Oh, they also sent us a five e supplement called humble wood. That's basically an oops, all familiar setting. There's even a pigeon folk race. Murph, I'm sure that you're excited about that, but you cannot weigh in. So I'll just keep rolling. Muktada M. Send us a dice jail for when our dice

are being bad little cubes. Thank you so much, Muktada. Could have used that. We're so happy we could be there for you this past year. And let's see, I got one or two more. Annie B. Send us a lovely note and some whole-made band of boobs key chains.

I'm gonna attach the PO box key to mine. And then lastly, Lars, Eric E. sent us a copy of their home brew adventure, the evil at raw manner. It is available on the DMs Guild website, if you wanna check it out. Thank you so much, Lars. Thanks to everyone that sent us stuff.

It's always a pleasure to basically get an entire extra Christmas when I go to the PO box. So thank you very much. And that's me for this week. And yeah, guys, you can follow us all on social media that we may or may not use at CH Merp is Merp at E-Axpert is Emily at call. The is called well and at Jake Hurwitz is me and you can tweet about the show using using hashtag NAD pod. That's a

add P O D the youth of the nation. We are our the youth of the show, Arbrone, and you know what that means. We need a shout out our benevolent counsel of elders, starting with Brad D. Jeffrey S. Haldor Frostback, Steelbreaker, Matt M. and Darby M. Celebrity chefs of Asmodia, they recently joined forces in an attempt to create the most cursed dish of all.

A tapas plate that's as big as an entree. It's madness, I say, madness. Jordan DJ, Cutter W, J. G, Dylan B, and Dungeon Mama. Scholarly Wizards who created the spell to detect if a commoner is secretly a super skilled sleeper agent, they call it the born identify. Danielle the Desterly Dame, Andrew M, Beardman Dan, Scott D, and Danny P, employees at Alonink. Their occupations may be morally gray, but their teeth are pearly white. Seriously, the company's dental plant is unreal.

Mixologist Michael McD, Vincent W. Nicole T. Victor T. Boundor's boy and Justin I. Trients that gave up on Dragonwriting to focus on horses instead, using the apples that grow from their branches they were able to quickly bond with their mounts and now these tree questrians dominate the world of dressage. Ragnar Ferdwin, T.J.M the Noenbarberian, Kaylee E. Alaina M, Traylee the Grey Fate and Jared E, a team of Frostwin dwarfs and giants that have put aside their differences to defeat their greatest enemy, the immortal snow being known only as Olaf. Austin MR, Damiel R, cyborg version of Josh the Cobalt, Denny C, Philber to the Fabulous and Richard X Machina, Cragwater dwarves who found a vast horde of Wörther's originals

while exploring the wreckage of Galatoron. However, before they could pick up even one, Wörther's originals while exploring the wreckage of Galatoron. However, before they could pick up even one Wörther, they felt a chill then their spine and heard a voice behind Whisper such fresh children. Michael L. Trast the Traveler, Sir Carl, Jury S. and Calum L. Artisan's commissioned by the Bone Frares to build a giant gold statue of Hungry Dave who, ironically enough, perished while trying to build a giant gold statue of hungry Dave who, ironically enough, perished while trying to eat a giant gold statue. Jack L. Sam L. Nicholas C. Sam B. and Mike H. Descendants of Denny Pebblepot. They are all

ten times as craving as their ancestor and will most likely be hiding for the majority of Campaign 3, but just as they're there. Udishamula the baby bronze dragon, Matthew E. Colton B. Adam G. Megan S. and Nymatcher. A gang of awakened possums currently planning an elaborate heist on a casino in Vegas. If they pull this off, it'll be the last job they ever do. Oh, Malora, that's a lot of brown leaves. Oh, Malora, that's a lot of brown leaves. Panama James, Cummins the Bard, Captain Sigil, Nathan C. and Diana. Wondrous of the living wood, who swear you can find the Crick if you just follow the smell of John Belaya and juvenile arson. C.C.Lulu burns a nader.

Michelle O. Alex W. and Timmy R. the dietitians who've confirmed that Nannickine Leaf was right, a diet of whorthers and spite is the key to a long life. Jonathan W. the crock-wearing warrior, Lucas B. Aaron S. Hits Kevin and Bionic Pookie. The food critics in Asmodia who have the difficult job of coming up with new ways to say amazing, stunning, unbelievable. New York, Cass, Steven C, Michael M, Mike K, and Lady Taco. Dragon Racers, like dragon riders, but even more of adrenaline junkies. The biggest risk is actually how mad the dragons get when you paint racing stripes on them. Joy-T, Nara, Jake L, Nick W, Brave The Badger, and Esmi M, Alana Inc. scientists to really wish

people would call them wizards. Scientists is just so clinical and mass producing shield spells doesn't make you not magical, okay? Nathan, Kazamir, the all-knowing, Big Beard O the Mad, Giant Monsters on the horizon, and Guglia, Julia, the ghosts of all the NPCs who didn't make it to Batumiya. Maybe they can make an appearance as ghosts though, please, Merv. Thraft, Burlety, Percival Frederick Stein von Mussel, Klasowski, Derulo III, Christian A, J. Dragunborn, and Jero, the Innopropro.

Frigid North Hot Springs owners who are desperate for some screen time in Bohemia this time around, they want that tourism boost. Cody B. Lee M. D. The Sandray, and Ben A. Feldonis and Dave H. The Pepplepot Priory, which has emerged in New Bohemia as a religious sect that practices the gentle art of cowardice. Vivian, Koala Bear, Catherine S, David K, Christian S, and Dustin S, Drake Elves. They actually have nothing to do with the lesser cousins of dragons, Drake's. They just love the Canadian rapper and degrossy star. Connor F. Hawkeye Pierce is a bell F. Kyle H. the Time Walker. Emilio D. to left eyes and D.P.C. is awesome. The famous dragon riding

trees. These saplings love to feel the air in their leaves as their mount destroys a village. Blair the bug, Blair, Barbar, Blair in, Kat C, Pork Chop, Chanel M, Volacy Raptor, and Minette F. Bahumian writers who have had a busy few decades writing obituraries for all your favorite characters. Bonky Fiasco, Pat L, Achootha A, Lauren H, Amber W. A. K. A, Hazel Batlatte, and Joshua D. Elias Haathorne.

The keepers of the Crick, these elves will never reveal where the Cricks gone. Unless you offer them a beer or ask like really nicely. Ryan S. The Bone Duster. Robert Crisp. Brentley C. Micah B. And Patrick H. Food truck owners in Asmodia. That's right, Murph's bad ass Kershid City is now canonically a culinary destination. Plops. Carly Ann.

Addy Bird Birdie, Safe, Kay! Laurie P. Seth AJ. Spam Gaming, The Not-So-Scale Gamer, and Connor Savage. Glade Home University commuters. These unfortunate souls have to plane shift from the material blame every single day just to get to class on time. Christopher J. Pepplepot, Logus, Leviathan, Bioquartz 7, Remington CD, and Amber Dexterous, Caldwell's Bullie Woke family. They're all super close and have perfect dental health. Thrill of the Fright, Sullivan H. Trabhop dropper, Sidney T. Matt Y and Alex C. A squad of dragon elves in a war with Dragon riding trees for their

right to be the sole crew of badass Dragon riders. Lindsay W. Juicy Kiwi Champ Wild Vailan Sprite Pepsi and Carlin C Members of the cult of pender greens, these cultists keep his influence on the material plane

alive by hoarding mountain dew and owning noobs at Rocket League. Sid B. Jake, Sessie A. Matthew J. T. R. A. P. and Noah, an adventuring crew currently on a winning streak in Vegas. They've already won big at Blackjack and they got their own boundary from the Dick of many things. Estelle, Baron S. S. Souastron's romance partner from the Baronies, conflicted DM, Justin LB, Dandy and Richard G. The team of chauffeurs

it takes to transport one single trist. Trist is known to want to ride to the mall in her whim, so it takes this many drivers to be on standby. M. Barber, Marcus P. Pupp, Kalish, Gabrielle M. learns the balance druid and Dakota JP. Trees trying to train dragons so they can ride them, so far it's mostly resulted in forest fires. Pagos, self-proclaimed, fey, prince, caterin, Tracy B, the Crick-El, flybrarian, and the e, Lisa M, and Holly Hyena. Abituary writers for the behumia times who are honestly just really confused as to who is dead or not,

so they're just writing the same obituary for Hungry Dave over and over again. Anthony A, Leah C, Abigail, maybe, Agen Finitum,um and sloth king 777. Food bloggers who make an annual pilgrimage to Asmodia to eat the Cursid cuisine. It's Cursid because once you've eaten food in Asmodia, you will never like your hometown food again. Cal just Cal, Commodore Galaxy, Edison N. Russell H, a monk named Dildo, and Neos, the novice monster hunter.

Cabaret dancers in a Vegas show. There's no trick to how fast they move their legs during the cancand. That's just pure talent. Laura Lyon, Kira Frost, Morgan M, Sticker, Zachary A, Stephen E, and Mr. Adams. Sweater knitters in the frigid north who make a living, knitting one single giant sweater for Jake's character every year. Megan F. James F. Jimmy A. Penguin Crusader, Kappin Kappi N. M4L. Lawyers who sued wereathers for the untimely death of Nana Kindleafen who to this day are the richest people in Hillhome. Their last name does happen to be Pebblepot unfortunately. Rigby M. The Dragon Ambassador. Wayfarer. Andrew B. Dalton B. and Copefresh. Frost giants who

still harbor a little beef with the frost dwarfs but only let their animosity out in really small petty ways. Which is, it's healthy, it is. And that's it. That is our Benevolent Council of Elders. We are so excited to start this new campaign and we thank you all for supporting us so that we can do so. Goodbye, Sweeties. that we can do so. Goodbye, Sweeties. That was a Hitgun Podcast.