Not Another D&D Podcast - D&D Court: The Spelljammer Rebellion

Episode Date: September 16, 2022

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We really respect those. That's nice. And with that, we will throw to bail if John. Here you here you.ret is now in session. The honorable Supreme Cret justices, Axford Murphy, and Tanner, presiding along with Bale of John. Oh, so strong.

So strong. That's Bale of John. That's spinoff material right there. Bale of John. Oh, yeah, I could totally see like Bob Odin Kirk playing that character. Wow, Bob Odin. Did you kick that? Oh, I act. Yeah. I could totally see like Bob Odin Kirk pulling that

Takes 20 years younger Sounds like an older guy Your retirement something happens in his life and he can't retire yet and he really wants her I know I look young Larry John even recast John but Odin Kirk's got the rabbit John John was supposed to be different John, John, you're taking him away from me

John steps You know, Odin Kirk has that man quality Whereas the three of us have like old boy You know what I mean? And not in like a fun action Yes, my sisters went we were on vacation. I was like, am I a man or a guy? Oh, a guy.

Yeah, I was like, I was a guy. Yeah, that's good. Have a point to become a man. I don't know. I want to go from guy to man. Maybe I was going to say maybe I'm a kid, but call those little guys. Yeah, I'm so a guy. That's by his choice. I think.

That's very clearly driven from Caldwell. It's a specific sort of psychosis where like I act like a little guy, but in my head I'm a big man. Oh, I love it. I think I'm similar. Yeah, I'm the opposite. I act like a big man, but in my head I'm a little guy. Thank you.

I think so. Interesting. I think I'm a guy. I'm a little guy. Thank you. I think so. Interesting. I think I'm a guy. I'm a little guy and a little out like in the world and in my head. Yeah, I'm always like that. We need more big man out there. Yeah.

Well, this is why I hit my head so often. Okay. I think I brought this up before, but people were saying outside of I think last year's New York show that I was taller than they thought I would be. But I'm not tall, I'm like average, I just think they just thought it was a mad little guy. Yeah, that's right.

I just were saying, I thought you'd have more of an Odin Kirk energy to Jake. Yes, most people have been, especially Bob. It's so great even to come. Yeah, it's really cool to be in the show up. And dead eye cosplay as well. What a nice. Yeah. Okay, our first case comes from Andrew Why. And Andrew writes, to the as honorable as Judged Judy judges.

Woo. And the Hill, and the you'll never be Petri Hawkins bird Baylif. I guess that's the judge Judy reference. Deep poll, yeah. Okay, but now you're John. Right, they actually say bird Baylor Jake and I am I am ascended okay, we can also call you Bob or Odin Kirk Works, I don't think bailiff Odin or Bob a little Bobby Odin Kirk

You don't make that Bob Odin Kirk will get mad at me. I didn't be honored The super niche podcast has started using your hair. The only thing. Don't you understand that like they would get it? Cause Jake says so much stuff that like, I mean, Bob Odin Kirk had a lot of himself, what? They want things. They want position I've taken that Bob Odin Kirk

would be my mom and Kirk. Wanting back a moment. Do you think that school should have cavitarias? They should eat lunch at their desk. Cause everyone else is coming up up to the new house. Why is the first time here he has his opinion? They get the lunch at the door and they eat it at their desk. They can have recess.

There doesn't need to be a cafeteria. And they need ice cream at fucking noon. Oh, Odin Kerser touching that one. Oh, well, John doesn't stand for this shit. All right, John. I submit to the course, the case of the Rob Natural 20 initiative. I have a tea coming down my eyes from that. Let it tell you what you think.

Well, I can see it. Yeah, you can, wow. Murf, can you touch her? You're just gonna leave it? Yeah. You can leave it like you're still crying. Yeah, I can see it. You can, wow. Murph, can you touch her? You're just gonna leave it? Yeah. Leave it, leave it, leave it. It's not leaking into my nose. Do you want to look it away with the gavel?

Leave it for the video. Okay. Just for them. I joined a random campaign that was happening on Roll 20. I set up my character sheet so I could toggle between disadvantage, flat, and advantage on my own. On a previous roll, I was told to roll with advantage. So I did. However, I forgot to turn that off. So when making my next

role for initiative during combat, I accidentally rolled with advantage. The roles were a natural 20 and a 17. I was told that since I rolled that advantage when not instructed to, the die did not count. Yes. I argue that the natural 20 should remain since it was the first role, not the second role. He said I could either leave or roll again. I re-rolled. I re-rolled and I got a seven. The DM then went on my character sheet and turned off the

toggle for me. I was told not to turn it back on, or else I would be booted from the game. Was it fair? The DM to rob me of my natural You stole Someone wrote game took that bad It was a power trip for the DM to edit my character sheet like that. I humbly await your opinion. I feel like you feel playing

I My character sheet like that I humbly await your opinion. I feel like you feel playing I think you Humbly Always have to you always have to when if you like roll something by accident or like if if dice falls off the table or something You always have to play it as if this were a not one would I say this count it and I don't think you would have I think those dice dink tops count it and I don't think you would have I Dink's dink's off the cup. He said I don't didn't count Like it slipped out of my hand is the thing It slipped out of my hand, but if it was not 20 would it count it right?

There you go. I think this person Unfortunately, I'm definitely gonna punish you But I love your confidence. Yeah, this gonna kicked out of the out of your like roll 20 thing that would never happen to John John would have got kicked out his fat school of Indians I was like, oh, come on. Did you say they didn't even protest? Oh, what is it? They didn't even get a playtime. They didn't even just be eating while we did.

Why do you watch TV? Why do you say, what is this bad opinion? I was like, I gotta come up with something neutral enough. And then you just ran with it in a way that was so funny to be. It was the cafeteria call-up. It was a great contest. It was a cafeteria call up. That was what really set it up.

They get food when they answer the questions right. But this, this DM has really serious, I met you on Roll 20. It's like, I'm just being like, I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna untangle that. Yeah. And if you've got a problem with it, I'll boot you. This is going, it sounds harsh.

But I feel like this DM deserves a commendation for putting up with the bullshit. They must put up with playing with random things cause you're just playing. This is, you're playing an MMO at this point. I know there's certain, like, social things that are different. You're running an MMO.

You're running an MMO. They also might be used to people being like, I actually don't know how to do that. So they might just be efficiency at this point. Like when you- Also, if you're arguing, if you're sitting there, you won't be able to do all the things with the van jures. And then you're arguing that your Nat 20-sheet cow.

This, this Dan is keeping the like the story moving forward and not making it right here. If I'm a player at that table, I think I'm also not on your set. Because I also think you know you sure are gonna argue. If you, if they don't fix it. This DM is a civil servant. Yeah, they don't serve a medal. Bring it all back to teachers.

There are some students who have good intentions and they're like, can I go to the bathroom? But like some kids just wander to the hall. So it's like, you know, like, I have to basically build my lesson plan around the worst behave students. Yeah. That's the only way we can keep this thing moving forward. Yeah.

Jake, have you been like moonlighting as a teacher? I just don't think they should have lunch. I'm not moving like a teacher as much as I'm hanging out at school. We need budget cuts and it's an obvious place. I was thinking they have milk and chocolate milk. Jake has lunch with the teachers and complain that the kids are also not like a lunch. And they're a lunch no, too. They're a lunch?

And they don't even have chocolate. So everyone's leaving. You guys are here. You're a job. You need to take a lot. You're on the job, right? What do you need to take a lot? Go sturdier.

You're going to finish your tuna. What do you need? What do you need in your day? What do you do to stay fat? Yeah. You're spoken here? Yeah. finish your tuna. What you and you and you are they? What do they? Spoken here. Yeah. I mean, this this DM definitely has a very they seem very cold. The idea of just being like, if you keep arguing me, I'm just going to boot you. I do respect it. I do respect it. I do respect it. It is a situation of, you don't have time. This feels very much like a bunch of strangers

playing a role 20 together, which it is. And if you continue to bring that energy, that's always what it will be, and you probably won't all become friends. But that sounds like that's what that game is. You want a route? You want a route? And the DM is,

I think that they are being, maybe a little rude and a little cold, but they're technically right. Yeah. And you're arguing a point that is incorrect, right? Like you roll every one rolls with advantage and then tries to argue that they should just stay behind and be loud. I think we should punish this person by you have to start the children shouldn't have

cover school shouldn't have cafeteria's movement in your town. That's cool. I will be on the public facing. Oh, that's great. Figurehead. You say, yeah, the next time you get into a role 20 game, you kick it off with being like, what's up? My name is this.

One of my biggest things that I care about is kids not getting a bunch of school. That edge of age doesn't serve as a hemorrhaging money. They don't see you have all these kids. The sheep of these. Do you know how many days you can go in that food? Yeah, we have to put the crunch on lunch. That's good. That's actually the point of helping you.

We need that. We have this John, Bill and John. I want to part of this John. John is really perfect except for that one weird opinion. Yeah. I mean, as soon as the DM was like, no, you did it. I could see making this argument of being like a role does advantage back, but I got a not 20 and it landed

first. You could do that kind of like cheesy face. Like come on. It wasn't a theft. It just you weren't given landed first. You could do that kind of like, like cheesy face. Like come on. It wasn't a theft. It just, you weren't given a present. You guys, you asked for a gift. Yeah, you asked for a gift. Yeah, they asked to boot you.

Are they asking us? Into your dimple and the DM did not respond. Yeah, I wonder if there's salty a little bit just because the interaction was so severe. It was so clear. It was like, I think, you know what? I feel for this DM, they're playing with a lot of people they don't know. They're playing online, which means that online interactions are always a little

weirder. They're praising efficiency, right? This person, I think, is possible they were hurt not even to be rude, but just to be efficient. This is run by gamers, for gamers. Right, you know, the other players at that on the screen were happy that this was like shut down and you started moving. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I guess you you can't really afford to argue with people that you don't know at all. Yeah, if I was it's if I were playing with like five strangers and there was just somebody being like, no, no, I should get to do that. That's true. I guess if like I was really getting into it with somebody I'd be like, I'm yeah, you're kicked out. It's like when you hear somebody yelling at like a flight attendant.

It's like, oh my God. Just like, what are you doing? I mean, I would boot that person. Yeah, totally. I think you have to, you think that's a greater good of the experience of people. Totally. Or playing the game.

So with that said, Andrew is being punished by having to come out in favor of cutting school lunches. Right. That school lunches just school. They can eat, but they can have to be in this room. Yeah, because that would be ridiculous to say they can't eat. They can eat. They just don't need a whole fucking temple.

You know what you can do? Exactly. A fucking palace. For your lunch? No. Fucking. But got to school, did you go to a job? I think you could really get everyone against you.

I do. Everyone against you by being like, we're going to supply really good school meals that are going to cost the taxpayers a lot of money, but we're also going to destroy the cafeteria. Right? We're going to do the cafeteria. Your taxes are going on. We're going to do the cafeteria. We're going to do the cafeteria. And nothing is going to get the cafeteria right. We're the total taxes are going on. We're going to build those the cafeteria and nothing is going to get erected in this place.

But we would be gentle. We can have heart-bowl decks whenever they want. That's cool, as long as they eat them at their desk. It's just how to eat at their desk. That's all he cares about. Okay. I don't care how much money this costs. As long as he gets reading out there,

oh, so this is a budget thing? No, no, no, no, no. The school is a budget now? It's a discipline thing. It's a learning there lesson thing. Okay, the next case comes from puppet analingus. Oh my goodness. We're just going to do this straight.

Yeah, poor an and Gis right. We're good. To the remarkably pristine, get sensual judges. Great. And Jill's O'Pare. Yeah. As for John, this is John we're talking about now.

You don't talk to John like that. I have a voice bill into my wife, but I'm pretty sure she's gonna return it. I present the case of emotional railroading. Okay. I run a game for a group of friends and recently we had someone join our group. They're great engaging with the backstory and other PCs, but there was a snag as I narrated a scene exposing their backstory.

While narrating it, I talked about how they felt when they were younger comparing it to how they felt now with the party facing challenges. They became kind of withdrawn for the rest of the session, and when I asked them what was up, they said, I took their player agency away. I was flummoxed. They said by voicing their PC's thoughts and feelings, I was forcing the character to make decisions to suit whatever story I wanted to tell. I talked to my players after sessions all the time, deep personal discussions about their

characters, their motivations, where they want the story to go. Am I being sensitive? Is it wrong to assume I know about my players and their characters and how they would think and feel? I lay myself at the mercy of the court where I presume the bailiff sleeps. This might be, this might be, I'm sure this is an unpopular opinion,

but most of what I say on this show is, I feel like this player was really overthinking this whole situation. I just kind of just like, yeah, I don't, I can't imagine being like, you told, you took me my plieries. Yeah, this is, I think this is a complicated one, because I think they're technically correct, but I think I don't quite understand becoming like completely withdrawn

and just being like, because you said I was sad in this backstory that now that has to, now that fucks with everything I'm gonna write. You can just take your DNA and be like, that's not actually how I feel. I think it's a little bit of an overreaction, but this damn is saying that they did talk to them about how they feel.

It sounds like everything is handled correctly in that you talk to your player afterwards. They told you what they didn't like about it. And now you won't do that going forward. Right. And I think that's particular player, but this is a new player and your other players might be fine with it. Yeah. But I think it's an easy thing to avoid.

Like I think I've probably done it by accident sometimes. By the way, I like when you do it. But I was going to say how you guys, I Like, I think I've probably done it by accident sometimes. By the way, I like when you do it. But I don't know that I say how you guys feel. And I might have done it a couple times. I think you do it in a flashback when we're younger. I feel like I remember like hard one at the dwarf image or something.

Yeah, I might be like, be like, and it's accurate. And it's like, oh, it's nice. I'm like, you do know where my, I think that's fucking great. I think it can be helpful, like for the DM to be like, oh, it's nice. I'm like, you do know where my, I think that's fucking great. I think it'd be helpful, like for the DM to be like, you're like back when you were younger, you feel so small. And then it's like, oh, I know, okay,

I'm this like puts me in the position. I mean, I also am in a position that like, you know, like I tell Merfr, like even Brennan, I always write him emails about like where my characters are at. Right. And there are certain like actual like mechanical things that like make your characters feel something too, like being frightened or like if your character fails a role or something. Yeah.

Yeah. You feel this way now. Yeah. It depends on, I guess it depends on what the backstory thing is, right? Yeah. Because it is like, because maybe part of the problem here is that it is a new player. Is it that, that's what they said. Yeah. So I think it might just be a thing of like everybody getting used to each other and maybe they didn't agree with your read on their backstory.

Right. Because with like the example you're giving with like hard one, at that point we had already had episodes and episodes and episodes. Good call. Talking about hard ones back stories. So I could be like, I know hard one felt lonely because he said he felt lonely. So then when I do this flashback, I'm like, hey, you're back in this place, you're probably feeling like lonely or like whatever. And I might know that because you've already said

that a bunch of times. So it might just be a matter of everybody playing together more. Yeah. The backstory thing is what is making it seem so natural that you would have described it. Like it's so different than being like, you guys walk into a new town.

Jake, you feel really scared of the residents here. Yeah, that's whoo. Whoa. I would just be like, I do. I think even as I say that, I'm like if someone did that to me, I'm like, okay, sure. But like, yeah, I think, first of all,

just props to puppet analingas for writing a really thoughtful, really, mature, for real analingas. I also think everything that you're saying you sound like a really thoughtful DM, so I'm not really concerned about you going forward. Yeah, and I also don't think this player is, you know, a red flag player.

I'm trying to say that. I think a conversation handles all this because you guys just did it. Yeah. You figured it out. Yeah. You talked to all your players about their backstories. It sounds like maybe you need to have more conversations with this player and also tell them about your DMing style and be like, are you cool with that?

Or I can like say that. I think it also, I know, I know, uh, Brandon does this a lot where it'll be like, uh, here's this situation, uh, your backstory, you're here, you're in the door finish. What do you think? Hard ones feeling in this moment. It's like, you do that thing. Um, and then you can like expand on that. It's like, Oh, I guess I'm feeling like scared. Yeah. Okay. So you're, and then you can like extrapolate from there. Right. Case As presented, it feels like you didn't really do anything wrong. And this might have been a little bit of an overreaction. But I think the preferred way to handle it is to let the player decide how they feel. Yeah. I'm going to say that a cop took away my player agency when they pulled me over

for speeding. Well, just see how it goes. Just try it out. Maybe they'll feel bad. I think that's it. No, some of the language of how they approached you sounded a little bit. Like you'd read some stuff online. Like they'd read some stuff online

and they were trying it out. Yeah. So that's what made me, but I think that you sound like a thoughtful DM as possible that you overstepped a little bit, but it also doesn't sound like you're, I wouldn't be yourself up. Sort of. I feel like, yeah, the way you're feeling based on this is like, more than you need to have to course correct moving forward. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it seems like you, you guys already solved it. You, you talked, you know what they don't like, and now you can

do a light punishment. A light punishment because that's the lightest, genius little punishment. I cute little punishment. A cute little punishment. Are we punishing the DM? Yeah, I think we have to write that. It's kind of the only person that we could. I guess. But it's got to be like community service or something like that, right? No, they could do something. They could collect signatures for the... Oh, they could serve the hard-walled eggs at the school. Oh, to the kids' desk.

That's right. Okay, so you can be the... How about to make it cute, they get to choose. You can be the egg delivery person, or you can go out to signage. I feel like signage is going to be pretty easy. This is the way I think associating with this causes life for me. This is the only problem. I'm going to say you have to launch at your desk. Just the one time.

But as a political statement against cafeterias. You do have to live stream it. Okay. Sweet. So we're ordered. Mariah Mick G writes, may it please the Supreme Crit and the homely Baylif Jake? Is it probably good or bad? Only as opposed to him.

It's normal. The implication, I feel like that I've read in the past is like ugly. But I feel like it sounds really kind of nice. Yeah, I'll be homely. Like it sounds like you're comfy. I think it's not. sounds really kind of nice. Yeah, I'll be home. Like it sounds like you're comfy. I think it's nice. It's like saying someone's plain.

I don't know what I'm saying. Like there's certain insults people leverage at you that you're like, I don't actually feel insulted by that. Well, they're honestly talking about a different person. True. You're good. I don't know what Baylor of John looks like, but I don't know these are only folks. John's, but I don't believe you're in my films. Well, John's bringing knockout.

I bring a case of travel woes. I was recently returning from a trip to visit my fiance in Toronto. I flew out Saturday morning only to have my connection canceled. I wouldn't be able to make it home on time for my online D&D game that evening. Oh, brutal. I notified my group like a decent player and apologize for missing a game. One of my fellow players said I should just play from the airport and pay for the Wi-Fi. Airport slash plane, excuse me, airport slash plane and pay for Wi-Fi. Wild, wild suggestion. I pushed back. As

that's in reach, it would be a bit disturbing to my fellow passengers. The DM said he was fine either way. I did not play that session. Was my fellow player right? Could I have played from the airport without being rude? Or was I being considered a typewriter? Guys, can you imagine sitting on a plane and hearing one fifth of a D&D campaign? It's their final episode too.

Aaron, you took away my agency. Some of the things you say in D&D would get you kicked off and would get the air martial world on you. I put it in nice and I attacked it. What? I cast Fireball. Yeah. Does he blow up?

Did he blow up? Did he blow up? Did he blow up? I cannot imagine. Fireball Do you work? I Cannot imagine this is truly the most insane suggestion I've ever heard Rolling dice on a little try asking Your neighbor Sturbulence to me can I I need my laptop for this one? Can I use your tray table the rolled dice? We did we turn on all three of the overhead lights?

And actually, everyone's playing thing as a red eye. I can eat my rotisserie chicken. What a separate suitcase for your chicken. You got it. Yeah, can I do a burgerita? Can I do a burgerita? Both the goblin was my dad. What?

And he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Daddy Boblin. Dad, wake up, custardivify. Dad, just kidding. Just kidding, dear. Your C-parter being like, excuse me, could you turn this movie off?

It's really just rad. I have. I really think that this other player must have been joking or I don't know how he conducted some how I can do remember a time before all the nad pod and us playing all the time back when dnd it was like so devastating when a session got canceled because you only got to play like once a month or like even less than that right and it's like somebody's like sorry something came up at work and I'm running late there's definitely a party that wants to be like,

can you just stay at the office and zoom in? After we've seen it, there's a million. It's like, at the moment when you find out the bad news where you just wanna be like, is there anything you can do? Yeah, is there anything you can do? Oh yeah, it's possible that they were kind of being like,

maybe you can just chat in. Yeah, okay. But then suddenly you're dealing with airplane Wi-Fi, which is so inconsistently. And everyone should be waiting for your turn. Oh, looks like his Wi-Fi is in working. Yeah, this is why airplanes needed D&D class. They needed separate class.

Okay. They need to be playing D&D. Oh, that's just way more expensive than first. So expensive. Very expensive. But the Wi-Fi actually works. The Wi-Fi works. It's cool.

Yeah, what delta status do I have to achieve? Because I will do it. Go deck a Heedron Platinum. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it wouldn't even be fun to just then clipping as the straightening of the table either.

Like if this player got what they wanted and this person did, like dial in from air, that would not be good. So right, though, that like that person was just coming from a place that like, they just wanted to play. They just wanted to play. They didn't want you to not be there. You can't expect somebody to not shoot their shot, you know.

But that being said, that it's an insane suggestion. My favorite. You need to go ahead and put my favorite character in all of this is the DM who someone makes an absurd suggestion. It's like I'm cool either way. Whatever. I'm cool. I'm cool if you want to play D&D on the plane jam

between two people. Which is the only way you like it. That's my. That to me is more insane than the person just being like, can't we just play? Can you just figure't can't we just play can you just figure out Person is like I love they need to play the damn just being like You playing out of plane I could take it or leave it Yeah

Really funny I'm so chill about this. That's really funny. I mean, how do we even punish, right? That's the whole situation. Oh, the DM is a joke. Why is the DM in neutral? They remain neutral. They remain neutral. Yeah, they didn't choose a song. And when, I think that the DM was rolling with the punches,

and I respect that. But that's not the DM's job. DM's job is to maintain order. No, the DM's have to facilitate what the player's want. The DM's, the DM's should have been the DM from the first question that was like, you can roll flat or leave. Yeah, we need the any roll flat or leave energy here. We need to know you can't play fucking DMD and not playing you maniac.

Yeah, I mean, that's as fair. You really can. Yeah, you actually can. Yeah, maybe, maybe the pilot can do it because they have radios and there's a lot of stuff. I think that we should just, okay, we should punish all of them by giving ourselves a gift, which is we get a private plane in which we can play D&D. That's so fucking fun. That's right.

Plants are so long, they'd be the perfect way to fill time. We wouldn't even have to take it anywhere. We just hang out inside the plane. Oh, that's interesting. So it doesn't even mean. So we're just the perfect way to fill time. We wouldn't even have to take it anywhere. We just hang out inside the plane Jake John it's very important to me that we burn on that jet fuel We can just play in the studio No, we can be running that jet it would be cool though We were like on if we were on the plane right but we were just kind of like Cruising along backwards. I can't wait for

That's what I'm seeing. That's what Taylor Swift controversy of burning too much jet fuel by plane D&D And the artist is really good in the mobile studio. Whoa, whoa, we're just actually Hey, we're not burning a lot of jet fuel. We're just burning it way more than a car. Hold it. Taxing through the backwoods. All right, sweet.

Well, thank you for the fucking plane. Yeah, thanks for the all your DMVs. It's a plane. It's amazing. So ordered. So yeah, I guess we're technically we think the person that suggested you playing on the airplane is wrong the most

and correctly. But we feel for them. They do have to chip it for the jet. They have to chip it. We're not going to tailor Swift apparently like shares hers with other people. We're not going to share. We need to share mine.

Yeah. We need our own. We can. Okay. Kevin S. writes, dear esteemed and wise justices and the lowly craven guest of man known as Jeremiah. Yes, the man. Get it still, man.

Yes, the man. Is that from like fucking Fred? It's totally incredible. Guest of man known as Jeremiah is not about, uh, attitude for me. Yes, the man known as Jeremiah. Um, I have been running a 5E campaign for several months and recently a player has asked to run a concurrent campaign based on the spell jammer source books set in space where different worlds are essentially different planets. The PCs would essentially

get to travel from world to world on arcane spaceships and have adventures. He asked, could he add my campaign world as a planet? And I agreed, assuming it wouldn't come up until a few sessions down the line. Unfortunately, I was wrong. First session, the new PCs landed their spaceship on my campaign world right in the center of my largest major city. And long story short, despite me trying to stop them, they murdered several of my key NPCs. John stop. I tried to laugh it off as non-canon, but my player turned DM insisted that since this is his campaign, he can decide if it's canon or not. Are they fucking?

This is the nine. And then if I didn't respect that in my campaign going forward, I was basically saying he was a bad DM. What? Okay, now this is becoming a bad DM. The worst part. Okay, now this is becoming a much more human nightmare. Is this a joke? Is this a prank that's gonna turn into surprise

on your birthday? We reveal this was a joke. I wish. The worst part is the other players agreed. I now have the choice of whether to insist this is all non-canon, piss off my players or try and salvage my room campaign and hope they don't choose to alter it further.

So I asked you learned judges. Am I wrong to feel hard done by my players or try and salvage my rune campaign and hope they don't choose to alter it further. So I ask you learned judges. Am I wrong to feel hard done by my players here? Yeah, yeah. So here's the good news. Okay, the good news is that you don't have to worry about your old campaign world because you can't play with these people. That's the good news.

Yeah. The bad news. Okay, OK. Is this, what is the mega context for this? Weird power plan. Yeah. Because this is insane. Is this a weird meta coup?

It is. It is. It seems like the players all got together. They're like, let's run this thing. Let's see if we can get on the world. And once we're there, we wreak havoc and insist that it's, I don't know if the other players might just be like, clueless.

Can you imagine though, imagine if I was like, Murf, if I got together with Jake and Kauwa and I was like, okay, we have this bad guy in Bahumia that we're having a hard time killing. What if I run a one shot that this Bahumia that we're having a hard time killing. What if I run a one shot that this Bahumia exists but we're playing level 20 characters. Awesome. But you were playing level 20 characters, okay?

Yes, that's it, okay. So I'm gonna push this, I go to a marathon, I'm like, hey, we wanna do this one shot. That's like a level 20 character. Yeah, I do see it like, exists in tandem with Bahumia. Love it. Cool, then we do it and then you guys immediately drop it. I'm straight for Esri. What? We could actually do it with... Oh wait, I guess Murph is technically

one of the hot boys, but we could almost do it. You just leveled us up and leveled it. Yeah. It's literally the equivalent of Emily and Hot Boy Summer. yeah. Three pills, the three pills that if you eat them, they will make you level 20. Oh, that's all take one. That's all three. Oh, just a two. Oh, there you go. You got the first.

Okay. Arola does advantage. I got a fork. Can I reroll? I roll it. I get the advantage by accident. Oh, and that's one. She's going to shove Mac down a flight of stairs and eat his pill. Ah. I'm gonna get it. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get it. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So dirty and I do not know why and I don't think you know why and I think some of the players don't even know why the probability of this like you are playing spell jammer You could go to any world the fact that this player chose to go it was a cool. I think it was a cool. Yeah, yeah And I'm wondering how how well Clearly they clearly they in some way respect your world right Right. Because they, or at least aspire to be a part of your world building because they wanted to incorporate your world into theirs. They couldn't come up with their own thing, but then they want to destroy it. It's fucked up.

It's really weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. There's other things going on. Okay, here's what you do. Here's what you do. I don't know who, maybe they came in and they killed NPCs who were bad, right? That they weren't high level enough to kill.

It's not, it's just like KNPCs. So maybe it's just random people, right? So then you just need to like really, really spell out how much they missed out on by killing these people. You should kill them. You should have them. And then be like, there's only one person who knows, Revivify, it's in certain name of dead NPCs.

You should know, yeah, you're NPCs. Your NPCs in your game, in a narration, kill the PCs from the DMs game. Oh, that's good. Just start your next session, be like, so there was a massive slaughter, a spaceship showed up and killed a bunch of our NPCs. Luckily, the town guards showed up and they were able to kill the evil doers.

Right. All the spaceship has been blown up and everyone aboard has been killed. And we'll be starting at the front end. That's really, that's really nice. And then next week, next month, you schedule your session exactly for when the other session is and you make your players choose for when the other session is and you make your players choose. Oh, that's good.

Oh, my God. And that's all if you want to play with these people. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, which you maybe know. I know. I'm so baffled by the situation. Yeah, this is weird. This one is the one.

Okay, so we have to sentence these, this rogue band of players. Yeah. Yeah. Let them play in the shitty ass campaign with this DM that doesn't know what the fuck they're doing What they've said it this DM has said a precedent in which the the second he does something one of them doesn't like They're gonna come for him by starting their own one show That is actually let them eat them So let them be in their own fucking film. Yeah, you can't even play in a plane. They have to play like in a fucking room

They're gonna be screwed as soon as they don't, as soon as they have to make up their own shit. Right, as soon as they can really have to steal your shit. Yeah. To run one session, just to be a troll. If they wanna keep it going, they're just gonna run out of stuff. Let them eat shit.

Yeah. Let them eat shit. Let them eat their own shit. And not on a plane. Turuk style. Turuk style. Turuk style. Turuk style. Turuk style. Turuk style. Turuk style.

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who is either cool or can go suck eggs depending on how Murph is feeling. Ah, well he's John now. Yeah, love John. So you have as many eggs as I ever. I love John. John Odin Kurt. Yeah, John Odin Kurt.

As long as you don't get on John's bad side by having lunch in a damn cafeteria, I present to you the payment food courts. People should be eating in the stores. Ooh, what do you need a separate room for the government? I need a separate room. You have a little cart. Go in the lady's foot locker and eat your eggs.

Yeah, come on. Kill your eggs in the foot locker. Their eggs are very easy, so you need them on the go. I recently ran a pirate-themed one-shot for some friends with the story being the party trying to find a magic portal before an evil pirate king did. However, I had a bit of an issue when one of the players said that I wasn't allowed to kill their character

because they used the same character in other games. I told them while I don't intend on killing their character, I also wouldn't promise that the character wouldn't die because then there would be no stakes. They again said that that would impact their other games. But I don't think that what happens in someone else's games should matter to me.

The player then went silent and it seemed like they were angry at me for not making my one shot a part of someone else's gains should matter to me, the player then went silent, and it seemed like they were angry at me for not making my one shot a part of someone else's continuity. To the quote I asked, should I have promised not to kill their character no matter what, or was I right to keep the stakes up?

Literally, like, franchises worth billions of dollars where the characters die or are in different universes, or there's different canon, or there's comics where it's like, what if Professor X died? What would the X-Men be like? What would the X-Men be like if Magneto was the leader of the, what would the, why can't this fucking little game

have the same rules as as these billion dollar franchise Your brain to to comprehend how that would be possible this game The fantasy does that is gonna be awesome. Just remember not to kill me, right? I can't get her I can't get her remember just fucking wild cuz I saw in game And I told Kevin Feige not to kill Iron Man and then he's fucking did it. Yeah, you did it in the movie It is a spoiler But it's for the mod Spoiler for Indian's a very popular movie dog dies

I mean it's called end game. You know that everyone's gonna die at the end. Yeah exactly. That's the game Well, not everyone dies. Yeah An end game everyone dies and then I see that's the last Marvel movie Yeah, and they're not making a lot of mistakes. They went out with the bang We're really funny right here and in the title and then I see that's the last marble moment. Yeah, and they're not making it. God, I miss it. They went out with the bank. They were really funny. They were really funny. And then the title and then keep making more. Yeah.

You know what they say is go out on a high note. Yeah, right in the film industry. Good job, Kevin. You want to, you want to piece and then you kind of, you never make another film after that. Perfect. I think this is, this is, I'm really, really trying to, I think that there are people who create a character that is so sacred to them,

and that is part of the fun of how they interact, but I just don't think that you can ask other people to accommodate that. Yeah, I think then, yeah, if you have that kind of sacred character and you just have to be like, this is a non-canon adventure for my character. Yeah, so it does this rule. I'm a sassin's cre Creed, I'm getting dispatched and-

Did the other DMs abide by this rule too? Like, you can never die. Yeah, so like, if they're not dying in this campaign, does that mean in their other campaigns, their DMs are also on board with that? Yeah, if they can't separate that head Canon, why don't they just make a new fucking character? Yeah, I get wanting to, I mean, I don't totally get it

because I don't do it, but I understand the idea of being like this is my dude. I like playing as them I'm gonna put them in every game I play and have sort of my own little fun multiverse That's fun, right? But the purpose of it is it's a multiverse. Yeah, different things can happen in different timelines Why you would want to play a game where there's no chance of losing? Just do we all want to sit around playing candy land and just no one can lose? Just that's fun. That's fun, right? Yeah, I do like looking at that board. It is a good it is a nice fun board board that chocolate guy. Yeah, and the like the one like the one. Spoilers

the board of candy I gotta give another spoiler for all dogs go to heaven. Actually, the dog do dogs actually dies twice. Yeah, well, he does at first and he gets the little timer. Oh, yeah, God or whoever the hell talks to him is like angelic presence. Yeah, and angels like, hey, you've been kind of a fucking bad dog. Uh-huh. But all dogs go to heaven.

So I'm gonna give you one more chance. You get to be a good dog with a little timer. I know he shouldn't, I know he shouldn't be having this tangent. But what makes the dog so bad? He works for the dog mom. I had two dogs. He works for a big. He tried to run into my house the other day.

Well, they might be part of the dog mom too. Yeah, they were. They were the dog dogs. Yeah, yeah. All dogs go to heaven then doesn't that kind of take the state, like, it sinks away, like, it's the perfect thing he does that. He does that. If all dogs go to heaven, then doesn't that kind of take the state, like, the same way, like, the perfect thing does that. He does that. Right, but they're like, well, you, so you didn't get into heaven, so you get another chance.

Yeah. And then like, what's the alternative? If there's dog hell, you know, he was going to go to hell. Yeah. Why do they say all dogs go to heaven if there's dogs hell? Because I was going to be a hell of a lot. He goes to heaven at the end. Mm-hmm.

Right. What you're doing is you're criticizing the dog religion. Like the hell has to exist there as like a threat. But like I actually don't, yeah. I don't know if the dog, what's the dog? You seem to know more called wrong. It's because I forget about the angelic presence. I just knew somebody came to him and gave him a watch.

Does he just cease to exist? Or does he go to hell if the watch runs out? He goes to the hell at one point. He is on like a boat made of bones. Oh, you're right. He's on a boat made of bones. Yeah, you would have gone to hell so all dogs don't go to heaven. That's just kind of it's kind of like You're right for a story. Yeah, the movie. Yeah, it's a cat. It's not never a thing line But it's not if it's not true. I would all the dogs do all the dogs in the movie go to heaven. Interesting that die. Yeah, one guy dies twice go to heaven. Interesting. That die. Yeah. One guy dies twice. This is what the player wants. The player wants an all dogs go to heaven type deal where their player comes back. But I think they're like, maybe, maybe you trick them. Maybe you'd be like, sure, you can come

back, but you're going to get a magic stopwatch. And if you die again, it's for fucking real. What is it? It's also weird for the other players, right? The other player is just to be like, oh, I'm literally not going to target this player because they said they can't die. It doesn't. I guess my bad guy will attack this other person. Yeah. I think it's not fun for anyone, including the player

who can't be killed. It's like, it's truly just bad across the board. Yeah. I would say bring up the multiverse arguments and also say just play another character if you don't wanna do it. Or say, please don't play my game. You see I'm really annoying.

Oh, I like, maybe you could just, what have you just said? Yeah, I won't kill you and then you spend the whole time. You gotta kill them. You see how sad the good offence blade covered in poison. Quick, they attack with advantage, sneak attack. You've been hit for 70.

A poison from a different universe. I cannot be cured in this one. You guys were practicing your laughing again. Yeah. So you're saying something like a jetley assassin after this player kill them in each multiverse. Okay, that's the punishment I think. So we're on your side.

We want you to kill Say you're not going to murder them with the Sassin advice that we made this podcast So fucking order If you don't like it, you can skip your lunch Because you're already in your office or you're in the car. You're already in your office. You're in the car. You're in the car.

You're in the car. You're in the classroom. Just seems kind of rude. You get what you want. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf.

You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf.

You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the bookshelf. You get what you want for the short rest. Okay. On what table? Let's desk it for the short rest. And it's time for a Dice Christ confessional. Okay. Switch the robes. Switch the robes. Dave 3D art writes, I submit a confession to the church of Dice Christ. 20 years ago, during a at my friend's birthday party.

Oh, this is ancient. This has been weighing on this person's soul. Yes. The statue of limitations might be up on this, but let's see. It's not, Jared, all right. A no-me-feeth illusionist. That's what they're playing. Okay. I took and drank a health potion for myself when I was already at full hit points. My friend had real-life jars of juice representing the potions, and I was thirsty. Multiple characters died before the adventure ended, and I always wondered, would some of them survive if I wasn't thirsty?

Please forgive me, Dice Church. I was but a boy of nine years old. Oh, you're a stranger kid. Hey, you're a stranger kid back then. Actually, I'm going to say that there is a statue of limitation. And it's not in our church. There is, yeah, you don't have to feel guilty. You're actually going to lose when you're not. Again, we have very litigious father.

As long as you were sitting at your desk, always forgiven. So cute, the jars of juice and a hell of potion. It was too sweet, but then also the little nine year old staring at one being like, oh my. Really good for such a juice. Oh my.

I can really fucking do all of that. I need a great abriduce. Oh, brother. A great abriduce. It wouldn't be great for a juice. That's the hell of a dollar. Oh, well there. Cranberry juice. It wouldn't be Cranberry juice. That's a hard color. That's so cute. It sounds like you have the cutest little campaign.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, Murph actually does it because we've been playing a campaign that's really, really potion based and Murph does. I make you guys drink full leaders of cranberry juice every time you want them to watch this to me at one point. Yeah. I say to you, Griter, you're every time you like them. You do, I see me at one point. Yeah. I say to you, a gritter, a gritter drink, a malt pepper.

Any time you want to pose for it. And I look at you really metastingly and I say, this is what it would be like. This is what it would fuck you. You might not want to drink it, but it will heal you. But you're sick, right? Yeah. I do appreciate the urinary tract health

I get from all the cranberry. Yeah. Having to drink a full, we have so many potions in this campaign. Yeah, I do appreciate the urinary tract health they get from all the cranberry Having to drink a full we have so many potions in this campaign having to drink a full glass of cranberry juice every time Yeah, that would be a really funny way to Discourage us from using too many but in our campaign We've also have been describing them as like these frosty like these frosty don't necessarily mean thirsty. Yeah, me too. But it's like, having to drink something is bonus action. I don't know if I could do that in real life.

No, no way. Oh yeah. Yeah, it makes sense in a day. It's a full, for me to drink something is a full ass. It's 10 rounds a minute, right? 10 rounds is a minute, yeah. 10 rounds, so then that means that it's six seconds per. Yeah, six seconds for an action.

So then it's for a full round, yeah. For a turn. So then presumably it's like two seconds. Yeah, I could have drank action. So that's for a full round. For a turn. For a turn. So then presumably it's like two seconds. Yeah, I could have drank a full, I could not. I could shot that. I could feel like it's more like, it's like a wellness shot. It's like a little high match.

Yeah, I could drink a little rest. Yeah, I could drink some, I could drink some, I could drink some, I could drink some. I could drink some. I could drink some. Absolutely. I could, yeah. Wellness shot.

I could do that in seconds. In seconds, for sure. Yeah. It's picturing them being like monster energy tall boys. Yeah. Oh, the ball. You know, I think, Dice Christ saw that you were thirsty. It's good.

And so I supplied you with some cranberry juice. Yeah. I think, as penance, have a little cranberry juice for your fallen. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, poor son of a bitch. Cranberry juice on your floor.

Yeah, on your carpet. Unfortunately, yeah. Not, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, We're trying to get Jess. We're going. You'll see how fast we go and how much Jess fuel we burn in the article second out. We go fast enough that we could take out. We just want to be, we don't want to be in the air. We just want to be burning as much fuel as possible. That feeling of taking off and landing. I love it.

We like a tingle. We, ooh. That's the thing. We're getting a tingle. We, ooh. That's the thing. We're getting a tingle nonstop what we've learned. We don't want to go anywhere. Like don't get us wrong. Yeah, we have to go through the mirror. We want to take up the tarmac.

We want to take up the tarmac. Kind of make it dangerous for other people that want to land. We're going somewhere in a fantasy world. Yeah, yeah. So we don't need to go anywhere. Exactly. So you're forgiven and so are we. We're all forgiven.

We're all forgiven. We're all forgiven. Anyway, I see a lot of protesters outside the plane. Whoa, whoa, hey. All right. Sweet. Thank you, everyone, for listening. We're gonna call it for now, but we'll have more cases over on our Patreon patron.com slash nad pod that's n-a-d-d-p-o-d, do not say n over, do it, don't do it, we know. And does anybody have anything we'd like to plug? Let's plug our Instagram.

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R, Croc, Aholyc, Lucas B, Raco, It's Kevin, and here it comes. Caulders, Cult Come, Hashtag Rise, My Cum Raids, Spread the cum rotterie Taylor be the vengeful one-winged angel cast skateboard cast Steven C Mike K Lady Taco Brian G Joy T Nara Jake L Nick W brave the badger agnity of the natpot discord that's discord dot gg nadpot. Great plug. Foster the boneless duck, Aaron the asshole ranger, Big Bad Beard of the Mad, Eric McD, giant monsters on the horizon, Glad Roselle, the white rose of Galatoron. Christian A. J. Dragonborn, Joe Rowe, the in-appropoe, Liam D. The Sandrane, Ben A. Feldonis, John III, Dave H H Vivian, Koala Bear, Catherine S, David K, Christian S. Rebecca G. Dustin S. Conner F. Hawkeye Pierce, Bookfars, Assistant, Izzy F,

Marke Mark the Marvelous Mining Engineer, Kat C. Kelsey J. Pork Chop, Misa of House in Zunza, Ariel the occasional mermaid, Chris S. the purveyor of the ultimate blend of Butterfinger Bebe's and the Vervein elixir, Salina and aka Valyse Raptor. B. Perky Always, Pat L. Achoota A. Lauren H. Ryan S. The Bone Duster, Annie M. The Crochet, Crafty Queen, The Charming Fl the charming fluff Robert Chris Telekitty Creations fan illustrator, insert request. Let's do Foster full of potions. Ploups Carly A. Attie K. Wesley T. A random NPC with a funny voice. AP Cleric, Laurie P. Those who love and give where they can.

Murph the Nerf mascot, Grant L Conner Savage, Christopher J. Pebblepot, why are dragons amazing musicians? They know their scales. Celil Leviathan, Bioquart Seven, Remington, CD Amber Dextrous, Kai the Ham Sandwich, Sullivan H. Trubhop drop or Sydney T.

Jack H. Strong called well conspiracy theorist. Fander says, Fandse says at CH-Murph, who's a nasty little pea boy. Okay. Garble the Moist, Lindsay W. Juicy, Kiwi featuring Murph's laugh after Coldwell called Shane's Murder a Jerk. Champ Wild, Vailin, Beep, Barbarian, Bastard, Baby of Brian and Brennan. Carlin C. Stan the Dragon Man, Holder of Too Many Bags, Emily S. Inouche and Cap Codes, the coolest peeper people ever. Harry Cox, Nice, Noah the Bagel of All Things, Justin LB, Torrey, Levy, Little, Pendergreens,

Pungent, Putting Hashtag CCC, Hashtag, Slanging, Rope, O&T, Bunny, Marcos, P, Pupp, Kaelish, Jordan P, The Occasional, Crit, Reporter, learns the balance druid, Dakota, J, P, Frida, M, Pagos, The Self, Proclaimed, Faye, Prince, Tracey, P, The Crick, Elf, Librarian, Friar, Frisid, Andy, Edena,ina S. Holly Hyena, Kristen Zee the I will use what you love against you DM Leah C. Page H. Helen of Brizz may be Pixel Stars A. Cash T. Kristen with the K. Cal, just Cal, Commodore Galaxy, Edison and Russell H. A monk named Dill Goh, yes the whole thing, yes every time. Nio's the novice monster hunter, our strange familiar friend, Simon we had a shared dream he insisted we sing Artemis and Pars of all by gunship.

Patrick Lourilai-F, Mike the adorable bike, Morgan M. a peeling sticker, Stephen E. Sydney and Andrew L. Mr. Adams, Meg the carrier of Bohumia James F. Capon Cappy M4L, wayfarer currently in a trademark dispute with mothership over the patent on the SS Storm Bjorn. Andrew B. Cope Fresh, Barpo Good Barrel, Bard Barian and Brewer Emeritus of Water Deep, Welsh Lander, Garrett G. One Big, Curred, Eric M. Mr. D. Sean J. Mr. Silly Head, Ethan B. Monster Captain Renee S. Hopped the dancing rabbit, Hopes Dagger, the only dagger of hope. Olivia, the enchanting bard, who will totally be making money and a grand novel off the duck team tails with an on-the-go, all the stops show. Blue slayed the Artificer.

Michaela R. Riley S. Sursick, 93. FICO, Angry Wheat, the game itself just trying to find himself. Toe Nyi G. Corbos Kalamitus, Comshot, Hashtag, CCCC, forever sorry, Jacob's okay. Josh H. Jack, the Jack's, Jinxing Rogue, and search of Bohumia's biggest balls. A horse killed by heart, one sorry about that. Mango and Pinnatus.

Temidar, I'm back, baby, told you I'm the best, Pippin, the dead, rented mules. Mystical, Moustillata, Trogdor, the Burninator, Clementine T, Caleb L, Obey, Kwan, Simone, the burninator, Clementine T, Caleb L, Obi-Quan, Simone Birdlife M, Pixie the Kelpie, Chawunder the Crick Elf Elder who would just like to remind you that Rachel dies. Wow, you ruined it for me again.

Cantrip, Dumbledore, the bear onesie wearing barbarian with bad luck, Papa Wookie, MJ the BFG drinking tea by the sea. Camden L. Ducky, Samantha K, a big squid, cronus, Maximus, and of course, Gino T. Thank you everybody.