Not Another D&D Podcast - D&D Court: Wilson Wows and Tyson Twists (w/ Zac Oyama)

Episode Date: March 3, 2022

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The energy is here. We're all here together in Seattle. I think I'm used to Murph being like, you guys don't need to do that. So I just stopped and waited for him to catch my eyes. I think I was the one. I was the one. I was the guy who stood up. I announced my position.

I think it's okay to do it. Yeah, we need to do it. I've evolved my stance. It's okay to do it. We are your crit justices, axeford, Murphy, and Tanner Tanner along with Baylif Jake And then we also have returning Judge O'Yama. It's

Wonderful to be here. Thank you If there's ever a lull, I'm just gonna bang the gavel. Yeah, it's great We're recording live in Seattle right now. I'm talking. I'm talking. What's a lull to you justice Dan Silence a lull to called was when Is my voice? You are you're creating the lull We can't keep talking about the low we're calling out the low

There's a the court of lull I will create the law. I will take the law away. I am the law law. Please stop hitting that Take a hammer. I Realized it said we're recording this live in Seattle, but that's not how we record things. We're not streaming this Together we are live We're gonna be in such a law if we're gonna turn the laws We're gonna be in such a lull if we're gonna turn the lull to all anything We're gonna turn the lull to all so as we throw to your cases and deal swift justice Wow, and I was trying to say before we started talking about lulls that we are recording in Seattle right now We've got a live show tomorrow night. We were there. I'm sure it was great. We're in the empty more theater right now

Yeah, we got the whole thing we got it for the week. We're in the empty more theater right now. Yeah, we got the whole thing. We got it for the week. We're sleeping here. It just made more sense that way. Yeah, so it sounds a little different than the studio. That's why. Right, it's a cramped little attic. Yeah. Sweet, I'm gonna go ahead and throw it to Baylift J.

Yeah, here you go. Chris now in session. The honorable Supreme Crit Justices, Axford, Murphy, Tanner, and O'Yama, presiding. Let us write it as just, let us start with the case from Daniel B, to the most supreme and auspicious justices, and guess, justice, O'Yama, and anyone else who might be present, as opposed.

I present the case, there might be a ghost. I guess true, the need to go. How old are we? Yeah. I present the case of There might be a ghost. That's true. The need to go. It's kind of old that we're in. I present the case of the celebrity hapline. It was my first time DMing three years ago, and one of my players decided to play a hapline roke.

He wore a hood at all times. It wouldn't tell me anything about his character. I'm like this shit. Oh my. Anytime a player hides what they actually are from the DM, because it wouldn't be allowed otherwise. Oh My god, if I'm gonna call this ahead of time. Oh, if this is it if is this just going to be the player is Tom Cruise Well, let's find out. Yeah, I'm not gonna tell you anything tell the player

Do we all want to make a bet secretly in our brains? What which celebrity? Oh, that's Okay, do we all want to make a bet secretly in our brains? What which celebrity? Oh, that's Danny DeVito, okay Okay, I'll pick a new one Okay, so it can't be someone with a very distinct voice though because then the person would start to be like Why are you speaking like I think they did a good job? I can't imagine they did a good job He didn't think this out as much as you did just now. I think that they're pretending to be John Boy. Secretly, isn't that? Isn't that Ancholene and Jolie's that?

I see Wondering on Williamsburg. We figured it out. He wore a hood at all times and wouldn't tell me anything about his character. At the time, I was fine with it. A little mystery is fun. Two sessions in. I love this, D.M. I love this, D.M. Sweet summer child.

Two sessions in. He pulled back his hood to reveal the face of Owen Wilson. Wow! What?! He proceeded to say, wow, throughout the session. Oh my God. And it was altogether making it difficult for me to concentrate on the world we were in. In the next session, he pulled back the hood to reveal Mike Tyson.

Wait! Oh, come on, James. He's changing, they're changing. It turned out every day he would be a different celebrity. I could not take it. So in the next battle they were in, I focused my attacks partly on his character and killed him. Yes. He ended up choosing a much more integrative character after that. But I ask you, was my naive DM mind wrong to remove such an insane character from my game?

I put myself at the mercy of the court. I think you did absolutely the right thing, especially because the person's next character was like worked for it. They clearly gently learned the lesson. So I think you did it all, Karate. I do wonder how the other players reacted because I can only imagine cheering when it did.

When he broke out the Mike Tyson impression. No, when he was killed. Yeah, yeah. Your Mike Tyson list was so good. But you know, they did say that it was the next session. So I wonder what celebrity they were when they were killed. They were probably so they were Owen Wilson. Then they were the next. You know what were probably, so they were Owen Wilson. Then they woke up the next,

there's like an SAT question, like what is the next? Owen Wilson is to Mike Tyson as Mike Tyson is to. Is the bigger pivot to go back to the Wilson pool and do a Luke? Do you do a Luke Wilson? It's a Wilson sandwich. And then you do Tyson Fury, who's another box. Oh, okay, I love it.

Actually, he would be a pretty fun celebrity to pretend to be. But I think that I'm guessing what happened was they showed up for this third session, went to take their pull their hood down and then the DM just killed them. They were immediately in the back. Stabbed in the neck.

That's what I feel like is the move. Before you can speak, the ancient gold dragon breathes its fire breath down on you wow before the hood comes back before the W on the wow his wow why why yeah I think your for your first mistake was allowing your player to play a mystery I don't think it was a mistake why Because I think that this DM was live-in-life, loving it, love to the mystery. Right.

Let the DM love a little mystery. I guess ultimately you got to kill this character, so that doesn't kind of fuck you. Yeah, it's a privilege. There's a world where this DM saved this character from this bit that couldn't go on. Yeah, I think it was a mercy kill. Yes, it was. You do it three times.'t go on. Yeah. I think it was a mercy kill. Yes, it was.

Like you do it three times, you're done. Yeah. By session seven, they're like revealing the cloak and it's an entire car under there. And it's just, you can't play this light name a queen, you just can't do it. Mm. Kachow, just won't work.

They would eventually get to John Voight. Yeah. I'm really having a scene in it. Unless the secret is that it's like a Kevin Bacon thing and like that's the final reveal and we're just getting the degrees going towards Kevin Bacon. Yeah, I mean definitely that could be the prompt but it's really not a prompt I want to see play out. You did the right thing.

My character is six degrees for f... What? No, kill me, just kill me. Okay, so now we have to sentence John Boy. Yeah, right. Yeah, we assume it was John Boy. Actually, John Boy playing in this game. Oh, that makes sense.

That makes sense. IRL John Boy doing your own Wilson and Wilson. No, not allowed to talk to your daughter for what? Oh, you're doing angel leave. You can't borrow any money from Angelina and Jolie. I don't, he doesn't need to borrow money though, it's the problem. I don't know how famous he is.

I think you gotta be eating alive by an angel. And then Jolie was also there. Right, and then I was cute. Hell yeah, what a film. And Owen Wilson was also there. Not only was it. Wait, he was only... Oh nice cube. Oh yeah, what a film Wait Doesn't he get like thrown up Winks it's fucking weird no John boy gets eaten by the Boy just wait

John boy He is an Anaconda. He plays Gary Dixon. Room in the cast. The cast? John Voight plays Paul Serone. Jennifer Lopez plays Terry Florent. Wow.

Owen Wilson plays Gary Dixon. Do you guys want me to keep on going? Look at Owen Wilson, Deaths, Team Anaconda. I'm OK. Maybe this was made up. You're a cheer that I can't even wink. I thought he got a hint. I'm winked at.'m in Canada. I'm in Canada. I'm in Canada. I'm in Canada. I'm in Canada.

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Oh, well, I have to put that in the video. Yeah, spoiler for Anaconda, John Boy is in it. I think John Boy kills Owen Wilson. What? Wait, really? Yeah, because John Boy's like the bad guy. We can't proceed any further about watching it. So it looks like Owen Wilson goes to save JLo

who fell in the water. The adicom, no it's not JLo, someone else. We will wait, this is crazy. If he, so this was, because they're in a some kind of romantic comedy coming out now where they get married. Married. No, that it was an anacondaonda. It's an anaconda reboot.

It's kind of like a jaws situation where this woman falls off the dock. They're swimming. Owen Wilson dives in, saves her, is swimming up. We see the POV of the snake underwater kicking feet. Girl gets out. And Owen Wilson looks like he gets out. Everyone's happy, snake bites his face. Oh.

Snake is spinning him around, biting his face. Everyone's scared and sad and people are reaching for him. It does not look like he's winking. Snake lunges for a moment. Snake lunges for J-Lo. You just know that he's winking under the snake neck. It makes sense that John's winking. His bones are breaking. And this is where describing that all on Wilson winged Given that Wilson wig if you're looking for a good way to go. It does not surface again. Okay, okay He gets torn on and but J. Lo's about to shoot the anaconda with a gun and John void stops her because I believe he wants the anaconda So yeah, I think that he's not allowed to look up any anaconda facts. Oh, and I actually had an amazing time doing that So that's a cool part of talk to Angelina about it at all He's gonna go another rally. Yeah

So ordered right yeah, not not allowed to watch the Owen Wilson J. Low Can you check out Mary me Mary me either And I'll get my computer around here is a gift of John Void winking after being thrown up by an anaconda So boy wings. Yeah, yeah We know it you know it in that performance. He's a winker You're either a stinker or a winker. And I think we know which one he is. Okay, so ordered.

So ordered. Our next case comes from Edel, honorable justices and generally cool dude, Baylor Fervitz, thank you. Thank you. I come to you with the case of the Sassy Unicorn. My party, we're trying to join a prestigious guild and had to duel some of the members. The guild was way above their level The party was level three and I thought they had no chance on the very first turn of combat

However our sorcerer had a wild magic surge and summoned a sassy unicorn What fueled by the DM? Okay, I ruled that the unicorn being lawful good would have to be persuaded by the party to help them each turn as the combat Was a test and the players agreed However, other than once or twice the sorcerer forgot to ask the unicorn and seem to get a bit disappointed in herself for it. Although they lost the fight, the little help they got from the unicorn even the fight out quite a bit. And the players seemed okay with losing, but a part of me feels like I robbed them of a cool victory. Was I wrong to make the unicorn

be so stubborn that it had to be persuaded each turn and rob them of a success? If so, I humbly accept whatever punishment. I think you know you're wrong. Even hearing that, hearing that, you know, that you, you know, it's okay, you're dim, you're making it up on the spot. You did a little something that maybe, yeah, I think you should have just let the unicorn be on it. A persuasion check. I mean, every single turn. That's a lot. Yeah. It's awesome. I smell the DM sweat here. Yeah.

I smell that sweaty DM. How does it smell? It smells like salt. Ooh, really? Because that's what isn't sweating. Like you got some, isn't it? Yeah, it's like a sweat and it's all down. It's like a sweat and it's all down.

Yeah, that is true, because if you go for a really long run and you lick your lips, it's so salt. So salt. Yeah, or if you play baseball for a long run and you lick your lips, it's so soft. Yeah Or if you play baseball for a long time you get that cool like white ram on a hat. Oh, that's cool That's all salt. I'm smelling the way it would play baseball for a long time You can get that by wearing a baseball hat anywhere 10,000 hours on the diamond I only wear a cap when I'm playing base And I'm smelling the white lion on the cap right here,

because I think the DM was clearly panicking a bit. Because they said as much when they're describing the case that they didn't expect them to be able to get into the guild and win, so they're panicking. So I feel ya, but if you are gonna make that decision to be a hard-ass, just have it be the one persuasion check. Yeah, yeah, because even like logically, if you think about it, like, the unicorn is not gonna look over its shoulder every single turn to decide if it should keep kicking the enemy.

It's like it's on your side. It's on your side. It's like a match in the fight. Imagine like you're just a unicorn, you, you fucking try to spear someone with your horn. And then like next time you're like, oh no, I'm not involved with that. That hurt to try to. I think this is an interesting idea though. Got experiment, right?

Because suddenly we're putting ourselves in the hoves of the unicorn. Yes, and it. The unicorn's in it already. So you gallop a mile. And it does make you kind of think, if you just got randomly fucking summoned by someone, would you immediately trust them?

No, I would be like, what the fuck are you doing? But you're only unicorns, so you are magic, so you do show right? Yeah, just in the middle of the time. Oh, so you're used to it, like this is normal. This is normal unicorn behavior. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, this is what you do as a unicorn.

Yeah, like here we go again. Just a hood fit, you know? Just a hood fit. Classic unicorns. It's a modern unicorn, right? It gonna be unicorn on a Harley-Davidson. Yeah. I'll do this one time and one time only. Everybody, I'm doing a one on my forehead.

It's very good. It's good, right? This is why we need to livestream. It's because that's a perfect joke. And you're, and you're macy, darling. I gotta talk about, we didn't bring up the jar. On the road, I've got a mic in a mason jar And it I think it sounds fine. I'm not knocking it around makes up a professionalism. Yeah, well, it's filled with beer

So I Skulled the beer put the mic in the jar. I sat down to record my mic gently bobbing There's a freaking live wire in this beer Yeah, Murph forgot his mic stand, but you remember to bruski. Oh yeah. I do think you're a magic unicorn. You're summoned, it's another thing, another day in the life of a magic unicorn.

Yeah, it's something that's like fight for us. And you're like, okay, I'm convinced. I'm gonna spear this guy. And then you're just like, yeah. Okay, so the question though is, is it horrible to be a magic unicorn? Are you just like, because you're just getting summoned.

Well, like you're literally like I just set down, I'm like gonna sew something for myself. I wanna do some crafts. It's like people that don't wanna be a celebrity. Like I can't go anywhere. I can't go to the mall. I can't get a coffee. Do they use their horn on like a giant patchwork

or like some sort of like big cross stitch? Do you think they use their horn for it? I mean, I really hope so. I do hope so. Okay, I don't think they have the dexterity to do. No, I think we have to be on a giant cross stage. Let's find out Emily Summon. So many of them are in trouble.

Okay. Oh god. It's, she shatters self, but a miniature pony is here. Which is pretty impressive. Is that part of it? It's small. That's just how I saw it. That's my wild magic.

Oh, okay. It's just a squeezing out. And I guess we'll be like, I'm the fact that chicken dude on command is is impressive. Wow. Please have a fresh turd. Oh, it's almost as good as going to get in the room. Oh gracious unicorn. I beseech you. Please clean up my friend's turd. That's why you summoned it. I thought we wanted to interview. You need to convince me for every turd. Okay, so we have to sentence this DM. Right. Although I will say DM, I think it's fine.

You make mistakes. Oh, totally. You're thinking on the fly. Yeah, right. So do we think it's gotta be a light punishment, right? This is gotta be a slap on the wrist. No, I think we need to go in the other direction. I think it needs to be punished severely.

What? Oh, skewered by a unicorn. Oh, skewered by a unicorn. Oh, yeah. On a baseball diamond. On a baseball diamond. Yeah. I don't know who uses their hind legs to so we go baseball back get a home run and then fucking drags you through the entire Baseball Why on earth wouldn't the unicorn use its horn to bat? Because the horn is skewered through this dm. Okay, we got some.

How about this? Unicorn hits the ball with its horn. Love it so. Runs around the bases. This dm is the home plate umpire. They can't already do that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Ready to call it. Ready to call it. I need to call it out. I need to call it out. I need to call it out. I need to call it out. I need to call it out.

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Did you ever lie? No, there were a lot of times where I did the daddy. The dad's getting mad, right? Yes, the dad's in fact. I was a soccer referee a little bit. I was 12. I was umpiring T-Ball and I had multiple dads screaming at me from the stand. I think one time I changed my call

because a dad was yelling at me so much, and then a dad from the other bench started freaking out. I like that. I'm like, I'm the judge's call. That's one of my favorite genres on TikTok. I'm the king's talk is like, people yelling at rats for bad calls. Wow.

Just like, it's just chaos. And yelling at raps for bad calls. Wow. Just like, it's just chaos. And so it's such a bad look. It's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Zane clearly hit a triple. Trying to fucking make $8, sir. He's using you.

Yeah. There were plenty of times where I just didn't really know what happened and I just said that I, like going with my, I was like, I think you's out. It's like, I don't know. It's pretty cool. It's just kids been hot today. I'm gonna say, yeah.

Well, this is the time that calls were really obvious, but everyone's in a while. There's a one. It depends on if the scouts were there or not, I guess. For the four-year-old's, yeah, exactly. Okay, so this is the Amas bin sentence. And unicorn tears, I think, do heal you. Oh, because you won't die. You just have to appeal to the day. And unicorn tears I think do heal you. Oh, because you won't die. You just have to appeal to the unicorn.

Simpathy to get those tears. That is a lesson learned if I've ever heard one. Yes, Steve. So, you know, you might cry from joy from having just hit a home run. That's true. Oh, wow. I thought you were going to say from stabbing him.

That might happen too. A lot of joy to go around so ordered as opposed knock knock knock He did it in a weird way Sorry, he knocked it in a weird way at home picture called a double picture coming a little grimland Picture if you will called on the in a little grimlet stance elbow pinched in Double-handed little hammer picture Brogu just a little a little guy from Mandalorian just trying to hit a big hammer.

A big practical puppet called well, just. And that's how we did it. We should start calling each other practical puppet when we're mad. Listen, you have to be practical puppet. Practical. Waving your arms around, well, they nearly you practical puppet.

I don't know why it has to be British, but it certainly does. It definitely sounds like it does. Okay, our next case comes from Nick. Nick writes, "'May it please the court honorable judges and desirable bailiff, I present to you the case of the Nick Tittating.'"

The what? The Nick Tittating Membrane? Nick Tittating. Nick Tittating? Nickless Nickelbee, what are you trying to say? It wasn't close to that. Isn't that the, Nick Tittating Membrane? A little thing that comes through on your eyes. Yeah, it's a frog's habit. What are you trying to say? It wasn't close to that. Isn't that the um... Mixed-dating member?

A little thing that comes through on your eyes. Yeah, it's a frog's habit. This is what a soul's frog acts. Wow. All right. I DM a campaign and one of the PCs is a path of the totem barbarian. At one point in the campaign, they were fighting a battle at sea and I had creatures below the surface that I was ominously warning about.

The barbarian said he should be able to see them because at sixth level he gained the eagle aspect which means he gains the eyesight of an eagle. I said no, this would be for underwater sight. He said that eagles would be able to see underwater because that's how they hunt. He said, oh, it's happened on how deep underwater it burns, it burns, it burns, it burns, it burns. He then said that eagles possessed

nictating membranes and therefore could see underwater. It ultimately resolved itself in the next turn, but we still debate about nictitating membranes. Justice please help us resolve this case once and for all, I await your punishment for this case. Yeah, we can bird just swoop down and grab a fist. That's true. I guess I was thinking me myself with contact lenses,

I can't open my eyes up underwater and I assume me and an eagle are kind of on the same level. Basically the same, you both are nickel-backed membranes. So I think there's a couple things. One, wouldn't it be cool if John Void had a nictitating membrane with a wing in an incona? Very neat. So like in men in black when that alien does the weird wing. Precisely, thank you, Justin. Yeah, yeah. The other thing. I think we need to rule, like, could Owen Wilson see the Anaconda when he was under the wall?

No, because the Anaconda actually bit his face when he was a boss. It was honestly all he could see. Yeah. His head was in the Anaconda's mouth. Whoa. I bet you close your eyes during that experience though. Right. Here's a quick one. Yeah. Okay, so if the reverse is true, then this must be true.

How could the Anaconda see Owen Wilson if he was out of the water? Because Anaconda's... Anaconda's are like living duck boats. They can go on land, they can go on the water. I think they also have a nipple tweaking in the rain. They can see underwater. This Anaconda from the, really defied logic.

It could kind of like go up like a code, but I don't think that one. Yeah, for sure. Practical puppet. Oh, practical puppet. I'm like, I'm practical puppet. I think, well, I kind of like that this path of the tone and barbar, maybe people think this is annoying,

but I do kind of like that this path of the tone and barbarian is like, I'm about to get my eagle, like my eagle sight. Let me learn about an eagle. Yeah. That's cute stuff. If you're gonna spout eagle facts, it's hard to turn you down. Yeah. This is also just some fun table banter to me.

It's just like, ah, no, no, no. It's like the fun little back and forth before the DM makes their final decision. I'm confused on the geography though. They're in a, were they in a boat and looking down it? I'm actually really glad you bring this up. Yeah, this is my, this is my issue with it. Yeah, okay. I think that the eagle seeing under the water is more a, it's more because of their high view. They're high, they're high up,

they're looking into the water. They can see the shapes and the shadows moving around. But having the nic-titating, I like thing doesn't make you see through water. And it's in the deep water? Well, do we think that? Because it was hinted that the monsters were there, right? Do we think it's fun though, if the DM had been like, okay, yeah, you can see underwater.

You have to dip your head in the water to see. Yeah. In which case you might alert the monsters that you're there. Mm. I think that there are certain eagles that might actually dive into the water. But do they dive like 40 feet in the water? Probably not that deep. I think they're skimming.

How deep can it go that deep? If the monsters are getting involved in the boat fight, then they're probably not that deep. No, yeah. They're ascending towards the surface I would imagine. I think with the information given here, I think an eagle-eyed barbarian would be able to see, yeah, these dudes based on the reverse anaconda rule and also based on the birds, birds that they make around him eating fish. I did not know that eagle's ate fish. I thought they ate rabbits and humans that have to. I don't know any bird facts at all, except that

some birds eat fish. But they're not getting like the fish with a little light on the head. No, but these guys don't have the little light on the head. I know exactly what under deep wonder water fish just on the back. Merv's brain perfectly empty, and it just says some birds eat fish.

Yeah. This is the opposite of Brennan? Yeah, just imagining a sick ass eagle like jumping in the freaking water. I would love to see a submarine see like an eagle just swimming just like no light like you know all the soldiers on the submarine are just like Wonder what's down there This feathers We would never submarine the SS Eagle, but we can't even get that

Well, you've got sea hawks are their deep Eagle. Oh, that's what is this is what a sea hawk is a deep sea. Seattle Are there deep eagles? Oh, this is what a Seahawks is. A deep sea hawk. A sea hawk. A Seattle. Aay! You know what? We're in the house of the sea hawks.

We got a real sea hawk. If all of these facts that this barbarians that are true, I think I'm gonna be like, yeah. Yeah, I think that that's okay, that they think that they could see them. Just picture this eagle dive and deep down. You see these sea monsters all around it, but the eagle gives a big Wilson wake and then fly back up

You're good to go Absolutely, but with the nixating part. Yeah, so it's like the the side with the next member. Yeah Mm-hmm I think with the information we have here because if if they were truly deep then an eagle couldn't see them Like the little fish with the light on his head is just as so yum. It's so absolutely pretty. Lantern fish? Oh yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's just a right thing. We're calling it the fish with the light on its head. Yeah, excuse me. Yeah. That is why you need a baila for round. Yeah. The chompy fish with the little light. Right, of course.

Okay. So wait, what's the punishment? Oh, good. Oh, so now we have to punish the DM. Are we punished to get another DM? Wow. Usually because of my husband, I side with more DMs. Wow. But I guess the court moves ever, ever north. Wow. It's because we're about to do a show and so we're having fun. Yeah. This is, crazy though because here we are doing the Wilson Wow and And it's starting to make me wonder if we were too cruel about the person who wanted to play

Because here we are stuck with Wilson Stop with Owen Wilson the fact that we're morphing to new celebrities. They've betrayed It was the Tyson twist Tyson twist Wilson Wow We're okay with the most of the most in wow All of this with the fucking Mason jar That's how you podcast That's how you pod cast this is podcast

All rise for Justice Murphy. They're here. I'm wondering if it was. No, this is podcasting. All right, so ordered. So did we decide what the punishment was for the DM? Is anyone on the DM side? Cause this one, I mean, I'm always on the DM side. I think the player could have sold it a little bit better,

but I think in the D. When you were more verged facts, does the barbarian need for you to sell Yama? I think that to me, this case actually played out how it was supposed to. The player did their research. They played their case. The DM gave them their argument, ultimately decided against it. The player got to share that they knew an Eagle Facts, which is fun. Yeah, it's true.

And then we all got to visualize an Eagle plummeting past the window of a submarine Josh's still fucking flipping out They got to build a swimming pool for birds That's a bird bath I know by an in-ground one. Are we asking this person to drown birds? No, No, this is my choice. They have to bathe oil covered ducks. The birds have to go in there on their own. Yeah.

Why is this podcast so focused on things for birds? Oh, if we talk about birds, just to bring it back, we could have them. They have to start the bird less theater. No, and all the way growing down. Synchronized swimming for birds. Oh, water in the river. Oh, water and birds. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Bird Limpics.

Yeah. Oh. You have to, yeah, be a choreographer. For the bird, the birdlimpics. For the birdlimpics. Sync, nice swimming. At the birdlimpics. What?

What? Straight for it. Straight for it. Straight for it. The birdlimpics. Yeah, the birdlimpics are real. Don Straight for it. Straight for it. The bird limping. Yeah. Yeah. They discovered real.

Don't Google it. Don't Google it. Just believe it's real. Well, the birds just do it. Why would we know? There's two bird facts I know. One is that some birds eat fish and the other one is that the bird limping is real. Okay.

Each one is very viably true. Yeah. This is all we it. This is it. I know where they're held. It is case seems to have been fairly tied. You said it's such a good joke. Just double back around. I really liked it. So Zach, can you say could you say you guys know where the bird limits are held? Oh, wait, wait, wait, I want to get the Canary Island. I want to guess. Also good. That's good. I just do want to guess Mount Bird. Oh, that's good. I just, do you want to guess?

Mount Bird. You're right, no. There you go. Turkey. Oh, that's good. Okay. Yeah. It was really great.

That was really great. Very worth it for that comeback. What about Bird Key? Yeah, it's not awesome, right? It's already a bird. I was kidding. I knew that was bad. I feel like sometimes the oddie is.

She knows what a turkey is. So now she has the oddie as things that I don't realize. But you don't know stuff, do you? Emily knows what a turkey is. I said it to be bad, because it was my last bad. Emily is bird brained, but in a good way. Okay, next case, please.

Next case, summer chicken. It's corn is out of control. This is a kangaroo or a adotto court. Oh, I don't know, I was gonna think of a bird off the top of my head. I got it. Thank you. Summer tea, writes, how do court bosses?

I done cast shatter on some skeletons and my DM didn't give them disadvantage. I insisted gently that they ought to fall under the clause, a creature made of inorganic material such as stone, crystal, or metal has disadvantage on the saving throw. On the basis. On the basis. On the basis that bone is primarily inorganic.

It's about 30% organic and I'm guessing it's only that high when the bone is actually a part of something living. How do people know so many bone-in-bird facts? I was overruled and the skeletons made the save normally. Should my DM be hanged in the township? We're here for this. All right. Is this an on-screen?

I think it is. Yeah, it was an on-screen. It seems like it's the western campaign or, you know, just from a cowboy dead. I would love to play D&D in a saloon. That sounds fun. I done cast Shatter on some skeletons and my DM didn't give them disadvantage as a great star. I'm not gonna get that tattooed on my back. All right, I have a question though.

Is a skeleton a construct? Because it seems like Shatter is aimed at construct, specifically, and I would argue that skeletons are resurrected via necromancy, and thus there is some sort of unspoken, unseen force animating their bones and holding them together. That's what I was gonna say is that like, I feel like skeletons are, yes,

they are made of inorganic material, but I think that there's also like an animating magic that is more so defines them. Yeah, if they were fossils, then that would say yes. Yeah. But they are not fossils. Oh, wow.

They're not fossil, right? If they were old, how old are these skeletons? That's true. Are these fresh skellies? Are these six million years old? Let's take a look about this for a second. Jack Skellington, the pumpkin king. Yes, of all. Yes, he's your organic or in-or-or-or-or- Jack Skellington would have disadvantaged on shatter that motherfucker would know

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The bailiff looking out at this. Yes. I, of course, as the bailiff, about to check out that. That's right. I guess we need to know if these skeletons are someone's grandparents. Like, how recent are these skeletons?

I think here's the thing I'm going to say. Because this is like, I feel like this person, like, I get where you're coming from, but I think technically, a skeleton skeleton's gonna be undead. And so that's more so they're defining characteristic. So spells that affect undead would be the spells that affect the skeleton. Sometimes the rules of DM conflict a little bit

with what you would just consider your normal human knowledge. Skeleton to me seem like, rattly, shaky things that are like barely held together and a loud fucking vibrating noise would blow them apart. So I get why you didn't think that, but rules is written. Yeah, I think it's like, if a DM was like, yeah, that's fun, let's do that.

That'd be cool, but I don't think the DM is in the wrong to be like, I don't think so. Yes, which I commend Summer T for insisting gently that they Yeah, yeah, yeah, good for you. You can insist gently. Yeah, I love insisting gently. You got to make your case and you got to insist gently. Yeah, I'm gonna have to insist gently that we Put a summer tea How gently or firmly can we punish summer tea? Although I'm also, if other people side with... I feel like we're either DM, I would probably allow the shatter, but like that's how it happened.

That's what I'm saying is, if I were the DM, that would have absolutely convinced me, but I don't think that your DM is wrong that it didn't come back. No, exactly. I think summer tea has to buy around a saspero is for the entire summer. The entire summer. Oh, you're talking partner.

Ooh, a group of skeletons drinking sasperos. It's like, you know, a skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop. Oh, wow. For anybody a beer in a mop. Oh. Oh. For anybody that moves it. It's the beer falls through. What about a bird in a mop?

A bird. I just can't understand what it says. She knows what it says. I know what it says. I know what it says. He said it didn't be bad. No, I'm thinking of a, just like a chewed up bird being cleaned by a mop.

That's horrifying. I hate that. Oh, just picturing those little half doors, swinging open, someone comes in, swinging back and forth. It's like playing, as they like, amble over and they're like, I brought my character sheet, I'm ready to play.

Yeah. And then the healer, that's fun. Wow. Where do you fall, Murph? I'm with to play. Yeah. And then the healer, that's fun. Wow. Yeah. Where do you fall, Murth? I'm with you guys. I think that I would probably let Shatter work on bones, because bones do Shatter. Yeah, I would let it work, but I don't know that I can punish the DM for not letting it work.

Yeah, that's true. Wow. Yeah, I don't know if I'd consider a skeleton in organic. So do we think we're gonna have to punish this person, but then like punch a wall, because we know we made the wrong decision. Yeah, it was a tough decision for us. Yeah, oh my God.

I wish we could like kind of, you know, put into the court all of the other DM's decisions, because if this DM's like not a normally crunchy DM, and they do this, and I just like went in on the skeleton decision. Yeah. Like some reason. Yeah, then I would find them,

then I would rule against them. Yeah, I would say even like summer tea, you seem to know a lot of bone facts. And I would say. And I think that like, that's cool. That's awesome. All of us are kind of like, whoa, that's cool. We're kind of like, you know your bones.

That's awesome. You know what I mean? And I would say even part of your punishment. No bones about it. Learn more about bones, no bones about it. Oh, I love that. Part of about it learn more learn more about bones. No bones about it Oh, I love that part of your basement. You learn more about bones So it's sort of we're giving you a gift yeah, and the gift is a full anatomical skeleton. Yeah, get like a graze anatomy book Mm-hmm, and just like just learn all about just go to be right soon

It's like there's like a glossary. Yeah, and just go to bones, right? Gotta be man. Just go to be we need you. Just go to be. We need you to go to be. We're gonna need you to go to be. Go to be for bones. We're gonna insist gently that you go. Bill of Jake leave us on. Of course. So ordered. Get a B. Take it to B and go to straight B. Our next case comes from Matthew T H. Um, man, Matthew T H Man that the T H right It's really made like it's not like tea Hand in it. Yeah, I know I just want to go full run arrives Matthew T H rights Man, please the lovely courts and the ever-handsome bailiff. Thank you. Please here my case There's been a really up and uptick and positive

Like how I read all the cases I really there's some really good insults than the cases were just too long. So people who are talking about I love it. So in Soul Jake, but keep your, keep your description. Keep in brief. I understand that it's a tough, it's a tough tightrope

because sometimes they're too short. I was like keep it short and sweet or bitter and brief. Those of you who have to. Okay, and Matthew actually writes, long story short, a player in my D&D group playing a bar, wanted to waltz into the lion's den, so to speak. After, I made him, it's with D&D, you could say. Yeah, right, it's not, yeah.

Yeah, I figured it out of lion's den. After I made him roll an intelligence check throwing him a huge bone, well speaking of bones. And explaining that his character knows it is likely a fatal decision. The lion's den was essentially a barbarian biker bar. Upon entry, he was immediately discovered, tried to make a persuasion check

that he was the entertainment for the evening and was barely successful. Okay. I had the barbarians insist he sang a song. He said, my character sings, lick it up, by kiss, a really romp-chees song. Okay, I'm into it, I it up, by kiss, a really rumped-cheese song. Okay, I'm going to do it. I think that's good. I told him to roll with this advantage because he was nervous. He had been caught, etc. My other players wanted to give him help action to cancel

the disadvantage. I told him if he sang out loud and discord, he could have advantage and may survive it. He said that's not fair. He doesn't want to sing in front of everyone. I said, hey, inspiration is a tool for me to use to inspire good roleplay, take it or leave it. He ended up taking it, and it was hilarious. But he was frustrated by it all, and it led to a terse discussion I didn't enjoy. Oh, okay. Wow. Peter and Brief Indeed. Let's say it's, oh great judges.

A terse discussion, I didn't enjoy it. Sometimes I just love some of the incredible things. Definitely like an autobiography title. A tourist discussion, I didn't enjoy it. It's like, that's what life was, it's like one. I think, okay, I'm totally fine to be disagreed with here. My first thought is that I feel like they chose a really good song to perform for this record.

And I think that that in itself should have negated any disadvantage. They won the first. They succeeded on the first persuasion check. Yeah, so why would they really found this out? Yeah, and then why are not only, not only are they rolling with disadvantage, they're also not allowed to get a help action

unless they perform for you. Like in real life, which is kind of crazy. Yeah. I think you got to let people roleplay within their comfort zone. And also I think that I think that they did it. I think that that was a funny song choice and they should have maybe got advantage. Yeah. It's not like they were really trying to punish this player from the first, what this DM would consider the transgression of entering the bar, even though he knew it was really dangerous. It is true that he's like hell bent on like following through. Yeah, anytime the DM's like, if you do this, you might die and the player does it

anyway, it is sometimes you are a car. Yeah, absolutely. But I am kind of wondering like, why even build the biker bar if even going into it is like, you don't wanna go into this fucking thing. Well, I mean, you'll definitely not. But the DM might have been like, it's gonna come into play later,

but they need to do it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you gotta earn their trust, okay, I'm gonna say. I feel like there were two, it's almost like a two penalties in football that like have to cancel each other out. Yeah.

Like the player shouldn't have gone in knowing this, but then the DM, once these checks started happening, I feel like I do side with the out. Yeah. Like the player shouldn't have gone in knowing this, but then the DM, once these checks started happening, I feel like I do side with the player. Yeah. Yeah. The translation I see is like, I don't think that there was a good reason to give them disadvantage

because they came up with a fun song to the song. Right, like what was the first persuasion check for if instantly it's like, okay, now you have disadvantage. Yeah, I'm the entertainment for tonight. They say, yeah, okay. We were really surprised. And now you have disadvantage. I'm the entertainment for tonight, they say. Yeah, okay. We were really surprised. And now you have to say it, but they did.

Okay, so I think we're gonna punish the DM then, huh? Yeah, have we, have we sided against everyone who's seen this story so far? That's what I'm so confused about! Except for Owen Wilson. We were anti-owned Wilson, right? But now, we've been saying wow, nonstop, and I'm really sorry, I'm a wonder of there.

Right, but that's a Tyson Twiss. Yeah, that was a while. That was a while. Took it too far. This DM took it too far. I think so. I think so. The tourist discussion that you didn't enjoy.

I mean, that's a beautiful phrase, and we do owe you for that. For that little wonderful word of glory. It depends on the relationship you have with people, because some people will take a razzing like that Like it'll be like if somebody was like Murf you got to sing for this thing. I was like, I'm not gonna fucking sing. It's like come on Murf sing That's fine, but there's some people who don't like performing at all. Yeah

Oh, that's another same expression. Yeah, I think I think I think let people like I said role play within their comfort zone It's cool to be invite people to step out of their comfort zone, but if they are uncomfortable, then you gotta like, let them be where they are. I do wonder sometimes about like playing, have y'all talked about things like this, like playing a bard or a character like that when you really don't want to do.

Right, because like, as if you play a barbarian, you don't have to be strong in real life. Yeah. No one's like, you're Because like, as if you play a barbarian, you don't have to be strong in real life. Yeah. No one's like, you, you're using acts. Come on now. You couldn't do that in real life. Yeah. I think it's also like, it's a great,

sometimes someone might want to play a bard because in their life, they're not much of a performer. And this is like a fun chance. And outlet for that. Yeah, like, live out something and they don't want to actually dance, but they want to describe the dance that they couldn't actually do. Right. Yeah. So I think, yeah, but they want to describe the dance that they could in actually do.

Right. Yeah. You know, so I think, yeah. You got to let them describe the dance. It's really true. You wouldn't, because you wouldn't make anybody else do a physical like feet to prove that they could, like, oh, you're just swinging, you're just swinging, actually, all right, stand up and lift this up and share.

Okay, lift the chair. Lift the chair. Lift the chair. Absolutely. We should maybe start incorporating that into our dance. I like that. Yeah, we want to get in the, we want to get 50 push-ups right now. We need 50 push-ups in order you have disadvantage. Y'all, we're just creating a fairy.

We're jumping in a castle window no way. Do a, do a, like a box jump right now. We created a very good game show. A workout. Yeah. It's like a big gymnasium with a lot of wet foam pits and stuff like that. Yeah, people have forgotten we fit.

For kids. I never had a wee, I don't know what that thing is. and pits and stuff like that. For people who have forgotten we've been. For people who have forgotten we've been. I never had a wee, I don't know what that thing is. Is that from the... Throw out your balance board. We're done with it. Oh my God. We move into like a big arena space.

There's like foam pits. There's like tumble boards and stuff everywhere. And the center is like a little D&D mat and you roll and then like you just have to perform every feet. Wow. What is it about foam pits that they seem so dirty? They are. Yeah, a lot of people.

I don't know how you're doing in that. How do you clean a deep block? You just don't. Like a spongey. I think it's so good, you fully soak the whole thing. No, you don't soak it. You have to change out the foam. You're freaking drain the foam.

This is why like if you're a fitness center or like a gymnasium worth your salt, you've got a chlorine pool next door. You just toss all the foam blocks and the chlorine pool. Oh, and then you let them, and then you come dry in the sun. How's the foam getting out of the pit?

You're draining it. You're draining the pit. Yeah, you're gonna need two sets of foam. I'll agree with Jake on that point. Okay, so I think we can send him to the DM. I'm gonna send him to this DM, they have to drain a phone man. Yeah, it'll be the first people ever do it.

All of your friends, all of your players get to play in the phone pit and have a great time. It's so sweaty and bring food in there and everything. And then afterwards you have to use your own laundry to clean all you know, all of the individual phones. Just going to a phone tape with a nutty buddy. While you're seeing lick it up. Yeah. Yeah.

So ordered. So ordered. Sweet, why don't we go ahead and do one more? One more. Great. In that case, why don't we climb down from the bench and climb into some pews because we have a dice-christ confession. Oh.

Oh. From Dipper and... Oh! Crit Justice. Oh yeah, Zach, you're aware of dice Christ. You're... We're clergy. It's a dice Christ.

Yeah, just church and state. For sure, they are... They are... They are... They're intertwining. So they're just gonna say a confession and we're gonna... It's all about them, understand. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.

Dice Christ. And then, basically, if they really fucked up, we'll make them say a certain number of Wilson. Wilson. Wilson, wow. Which is as far as it now. 100 Wilson, wow. I'm not here in Wilson, wow.

Will, would you join me in a long, prolonged, wow? Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh, man. Wow, son. Father the Wilson. All right, Dipper and writes, Crit Justice's, I must confess to Dice Christ.

I just started a new campaign and it's the first one I've played in five years after having been banned from playing it by my parents. Oh. Oh. What the fuck? During the first battle, I rolled three Nat 20s in a row. I felt really bad about it because I didn't want my friends

to think I was trying to overcompensate, to prove myself to the DM. So I lied, and I only used my first crit. I essentially gave myself disadvantage for the others and took a lower role. Was I morally right? Or should I've taken dice-crisse judgment? Also, can I say that as a former Catholic,

dice-crisse professionals are extremely cathartic. Oh, thank goodness. Oh, good. I can see you going the other way. All the practicing Catholics love them as well. My face is very defined by being a former Catholic. That's true. It's never so much.

It's pretty much my whole thing. This is like too heartbreaking, because I really hate, but because there is a lot of pressure in D&D to hide your power and hide your strength. I've been there where you, that's a woman. You too. I was saying, not me.

I want to be strong so bad. I'm always like, I have to pick my moments of strength. That's definitely different. Okay, okay, okay. Is that never mind? Or is that a big valid? Yeah, the's not. I'm not gonna bother that one. Yeah, the part of the story that's the most heart-breaking is that their parents wouldn't let them let them.

I know. Yeah, which is. I feel like really just like, like, Dice Christ, like, gave you all those not-twenties to be like, welcome back, child. Yeah, we take the seat at the table for you. Yeah, like, happy to see you back.

It's also okay. You decided to, you know, you were out there, Dice Christ reached out and you did not need him in that moment. You did not need to grab the hand. You didn't need to, your 20s didn't need to be presented to the table, they were presented to you. Yeah, that was a welcome.

You did what you were comfortable with and you didn't need to do that, but there's no, you don't, the real thing that happened was an intimate moment with you and DC. That was when DC carried you. So I'm going to say, like, you should maybe, like, instead of, like, saying, like, repentant Wilson Wows, you should, um, hallue some Wilson Wows from, like, a, well, mountaintop and so on. Yeah.

Honestly, I, I stand in awe Wows from like a, a mountain top and so every. Yeah, honestly, I, I stand in awe of you. Yeah. And you try often return, I give you a Wilson Wows. Right. Wow. I'll give you a Wilson good chow. Wow.

And I, and I will say, did you roll three net 20s in a row? Or did you roll one and then dice crashed, roll two net 20s in a row? Chow. That's a bad, a little bit better, aren't they? Wow. Aren't they? And here's the thing. Wow, wow a row. Ciao. That's a lot of that. A little bit better, aren't they? Wow. Aren't they? And here's the thing.

Wow, wow, wow. Wow. Wow. There will be more 20s. And also in the future, just do what we do when we're on Zoom and we roll in that 20-interredicular situation. Yeah. Oh my God, I swear I'm not lying.

Yeah, you went in and you pointed right at you guys. Take about six minutes to hit your computer off the screen. Careful the sand. I did that once and I was wearing very short shorts I think Jake has to say ten oh and Wilson well is for how short his shorts Wow wow wow wow The Anaconda she'll spare you this day. Yeah, mate. Mate J. Lo's buff arms Safety from the Anaconda All right guys, we're gonna go ahead and wrap this one up. Thank you all so much for listening Thank you to justice oh, Yamaama, just to say, O'Yama, do you have anything you want to plug? God, I guess I'll just plug.

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I said it in such a, like, I don't know why it was such a downward spin. Yeah. I would like to plug rotating heroes podcast. Yeah. Patreon, you can find it there. A lot of the same people here, one of the same people here, who has been on it, but without that, everyone else.

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another double G, nice. Nibbadger, Panama James, Andrew the Bard, Captain sigil, Nathan C, the assistant king to the assistant king of Iron Deep, Hale to the Hammer, Diana, C.C. Lulu, Barnesinator, Michelle O,

Heracule Poirot, the rabbit folk detective, Timmy R, Crocaholic, Lucas B, Raco, it's Kevin. Called. Jesus. Called her scold come. New York. Cass skateboard cast. Steven C. Mike K. Lady Taco. Joy T. Nara.

Jake L. Nick W. Brave the Badger. Esma Am. Mutton the Mad Druid. A has been trying to undo his friend who has been stuck as a polymorphed sheep for three weeks, or in the asshole ranger, Big Bad Beater the Mad, Eric McDee, Goo-lyah, Julia, Burley T, Percival, Frederickstein, Von Musil, Klazowski, De Rollo the third, Christian A, J Dragonborn, Joe Rodean a Pro Pro, Dustin S, Connor F, Hawkeye Pierce, Bookfars Assistant, ICF, the Timewalker, Blair the Bug Blair Bar, Blairian, Katzee, Kelsey J,

Pork Chop, Selena N.A.K.A. Valacy Raptor, Menet the Magnificent Magic Carp, Pat L, Achootha A, Lauren H, Amber W, Ryan S, the Charming Fluff, Robert CRSP, Master Brent Lee, Telekitty Creations the official NAD pod and my personal favorite illustrator, Mr. Satan the World, martial arts champion and the earth's protector, some quantity of ploups, Carlyanne, Addyk, Laurie P, Seth AJ, Spam Gaming the Nutsow-skilled gamer, Grant L, Conor S, Christopher J. Pebblepot, tight grandma's favorite grandson who secretly makes bathtub brisket, Logan-S, Leviathan, Bioquart 7, Amber Dexterous, Ashley the thrill of the fright, Sullivan H,

Trubhopdropper, Sidney T, Jack H, King of the Mull City under iron deep, Joraxis, Eradar Lord of the Burning Legion, Garble the Moist, Juicy Kiwi, Champ Wild, Valon, Sprite Pepsi, Carlin Sea, Louis is your dad, Noah the Bagel of all things, Estelle, Boyle the Ogear, conflicted DM, Justin LeBlanc, Dandy, Indy, Bunnies, Bunny, Freya, Sent her regards Jake, why didn't you acknowledge them? Yeah, Jake. Jake, why didn't you acknowledge them? Yeah, Jake. Marcos P, Pub-K-Lash, learns the balance druid, Dakota J, Pago, self-proclaimed Fay Prince,

K-Trin, the great one, a Warlock patron, Tracy P, the Crick-Ell-Flybrarian, Friar Frist, and E. Holly Hyena, Anthony A. Leah C, maybe descendant of the Titus Grandma ever, Kran Matriarch of her line in legendary badass. Kristen with a K. Dufinius.

Ah yes, Cal. The Cal who has the best players, the Cal who DMs for Gwynn, Ren Ace Des and the kidnap Erika Klerak Gart. Commodore Galaxy, Edison N. Russell H. A monk named Dilgo. Yes the whole thing, yes every time. Nio's the novice monster hunter Morgan M Sticker Steven E Mr. Adams Meg the male carrier of Bohumia James F Jimmy A Captain Cappy number one Jenslin Delphan

the dragon ambassador Wayfar Andrew B, Dalton B, Cope Fresh, Barbo Good Barrel, Bard Barbarian, and Brewer Emeritus of Waterdeep. Tari rhymes with Jabari, Welsh Slander, Garrett G, One Big Curd, Eric M, Mr. D, Tommy K. Nola, John P, Mr. Silly Head, Atheodee, Renee S, and finally Cameron C. Thank you all so much to all of our benevolent counsel of elders. You can head on over to our Patreon, Patreon.com slash NAD pod to listen to our after show. In the meantime, we'll catch you all next time.

That was a Hate Gum podcast.