Not Another D&D Podcast - Ep. 11: Creator of Nightmares (The Ezry Chronicles with Adam Conover)

Episode Date: April 19, 2018

It's the finale of our Ezry adventure with Adam Conover! The party brings Skullis back to Stunkbug's posh one bedroom apartment and interrogates him to a soundtrack of light jazz. Moonshine uses an improvised tire swing to thwart a foe, Hardwon flexes his diplomacy muscles, Beverly has a no good, very bad day, and Stunkbug comes face to face with a living nightmare.Music/Sound Effects include: "Anguish" by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com."Harp.WAV" by RepDac3 at Freesound.org."Grenade" by Ljudmann at Freesound.org. "Glasshouse" by Themfish at Freesound.org."CINEMATICBOOMNORM" by HerbertBoland at Freesound.org."Mystery of the Dark Forest" by Amadeusz Bartos at Freesound.org."Gypsy Violin Variation" by Howard Geisel at Freesound.org."Fire Forest Inferno" by Dynamicell at Freesound.org."Scary Ambiance" by ashleyxxpiano at Freesound.org.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome back to Bahumia Everyone. I'm your dungeon master, Brian Murphy, joined by Jake Herwitz. Hard one, Sherfoot. Emily Axford. Moonshan Sabons want it to be here. Call the old Tanner. Hello, Beverly Togold.

And our guest, Adam Connover. And Chanted, my name is Stunk Bug. There you go. So good to be back with Stunk Bug and the gang. I'm his Stunk Bug. It's what the band of boobs is now called. Stunk Bug and the Gang. Stunk Bug and the Gang what the band of boobs is now called. Sunk Bug in the gang. Sunk Bug in the gang.

Oh, this Mangy gang. Somehow I've fallen in with this band of ruffians. So yeah, let's do a little recap. So last episode, you guys left the arcane bubble to go to a fight ring underneath the bone and barrel tavern so you could find Skullish, the drug dealer who killed Sunk Bug's brother. Or did he? Or did he?

Or did he? Something shitty in the city, folks. Not in the city in the city, though. I'm sorry, it's a foot. So you guys snuck in and went undercover. Hard one entered the fight ring and one, earning you guys an audience with the head honcho, sculless himself.

You guys jumped him and his cronies, then beat him up and put him in a barrel. No, it's just what we did there. We got about the barrel. We just like, really, we snuck into this like crime syndicate, Lord, fight ring, and just straight murdered everybody very easily and took the crime boss captive. For me, his thought was a righteous cause,

but now it is unclear. No, I think it's a righteous cause. He's still not a good guy. Yeah, it was that my stunt bugs memory, I definitively remember, he was snorting drugs, sculless when he murdered my brother, but this man appears to, he claims to be straight edge. Yes.

So right now you guys are wheeling scullers. He's a power of Henry Rollins. Is Henry Rollins straight edge? I thought he was. I think he was. He's like, you would be. Right? He's in good shape, that guy can't drink a lot of beer.

If I was, he's drinking Micheloboltras. That's all I'm saying. If I was Emily Axford and not Moon Shine, I would say I saw him drinking a smoothie one time in West Hollywood. That sounds pretty straight edge to me. Very much so. Okay, so you guys are currently wheeling him in a barrel back to Stunk Bugs apartment

so you can get kind of a better read on the situation. What kind of smoothie? So here's shut up. Here's kind of the characters that you guys need to remember. So you got Skullis who is Stunk Bugs arch rival and Kingpin of the Ezri Outer Rim. Stunkbug has a memory of Skullis snorting a bunch of blue powder, then killing his brother

with a lightning bolt, but Skullis claims to be straight edge and used no magic during the fight you guys just had. You guys also have Professor Duttle, who is the arcane scientist, who help you guys with the curse sword. He's also the one who gave Stunkbug his Eldritch Knight spells. Y'all, I just made me smart and made you smart. I just realized, Professor Dutdle goes in and warps people's memories and we just went

in there, showed him our special sword. I don't trust this guy and we just invited him into our most secret possession. There's a chance he still has the cursive sword. There's a chance he didn't actually remove the curse. This is bad. You guys also have Captain Oswald, who is Stunkbugs contact in the Inter Bubble Police Department. She's the one who gave him the hot tip that Skullis was going to be in the fight ring

and told him not to tell anyone. Then there's Lieutenant Bricker, who's the buy the book's cop who doesn't trust Stunkbugs. Is it a bounty hunter? Bricker. Then there's Juan, who is Duttle's robot, who wants to be a real gnome. He wants to be a real one.

I think this is all gotta revolve around Juan. Yeah. Juan is the real king figure. Well, my goodness, why don't we, why don't we use Juan to find out Intel about Professor Duttle? Oh, how could he have really crawl into his skin? Stunk bug.

Stunk bug, do you have access to Juan? Or could you like call him and ask him to come over? So you guys, so you guys right now, let's get into the game. Where do you call Juan? You guys have, you guys have the barrel. Where are you guys going? We should, we got a Genesis.

Maybe you want to come over and play Genesis. I think we should go back to Stunk Bugs before., we're going back to we're going back to my apartment As soon as we get in I put on some light jazz And change into a velvet robe What is it yeah you guys get into you guys get into Stunk Bugs apartment It's this posh little one-bedroom apartment. You see he has a nice little sitting area for his guest He has a beautiful oak table with elven carvings and little trimming and rounded edges.

I get this overseas, yes. He has seats with royal purple cushions. There's a sphere in the corner of the room that lights up the whole room in perpetual purple twilight. And there's a sphere that the sphere is also playing like some light jazz. Um, Munchine.

Thank you for rolling in my detail, so seamlessly. Munchan goes directly to the most comfortable looking chair and sits in it and looks really uncomfortable. And then she sits on, and then she finds the hardest, most uncomfortable, dirtiest spot of the floor and then nestles in there. I remind everyone, please, please take off your shoes before you come. Everyone has to take off their shoes. Meanwhile, you guys just have this barrel with an unconscious face. Everyone has to take off their shoes.

So where should I put the barrel of skulls? Oh my. Okay, I guess we'll, we'll, we'll have been trying not to leave track marks on the carpet. I leave a lot of track marks on the carpet. I think I would like to, moonshine is a little conflicted right now because she really admires this man's commitment

to being straight edge, although she's never met a straight edge person. And she is kind of like, what are we doing here? And she wants to pray to Melora. Okay. So she's gonna get buck naked. And just in front of everyone. Oh, okay, that's all right.

Oh my, I have a bathroom. Nobody's stopped her. Don't talk to something bad through. Please, please wait, this isn't gonna be messy. I run as- And then I'm just gonna sort of ride in a prayer. Oh no, okay, no- Okay, really?

Romeo, Romeo religion check, I guess. Is a religion really what's on display here? While this is happening, Beverly just goes to the corner and faces it. Look, I was the cleaning lady only comes once a week and she just came yesterday. I got it. You got it.

Everything's a disarray. She rolled a two. I got it. Go ahead. Go ahead, two baby. Moonshine is rolling around nude and Beverly in all, rolling around nude in prayer. Beverly, in all of your research as a green teen, all of this religious stuff, you know

for a fact that this isn't what worshipers of Malorah do or that this is any official prayer thing. So it's no surprise, it's no surprise that nothing is happening. I do like to imagine that hard one is just thinking about Shay doing this a little bit too. So this is your religion. Awesome. Y'all, the son of Melora is covered in clouds

because I cannot see anything. Is she done yet? Can I turn around? Yeah, can anyone know how to stop her? I'm done, I'm done. Melora is a tricky mix. I am. Today is not the day.

I also worship Melora now. I go and get her a towel, but not the nice towel. You get her a raggedy old dishcloth, a handator, and she covers herself. I start to eat it. Much like Donkey Kong Country, suddenly the barrel You get her a raggedy old dishcloth candid to her. Who should cover herself? I start to eat it. Much like Donkey Kong Country, suddenly the barrel starts rapping. Oh!

Y'all, I think that we should talk to him. I think he's not the bad guy. I want to pour the uh, Crick alcohol into the barrel. I would like to, I would like to, I would like to, uh, Is you waking up? Is you waking up? Yeah. Okay. So I'm going to grab him and I'm going to attempt to intimidate you. So are you, you're opening up the barrel and your up? Yeah, okay, so I'm gonna grab him and I'm gonna attempt to intimidate you You're opening up the barrel and your grab close I was imagining his head sticking out the top like buster Keaton is that how you guys

No, he's I guess he's in it. I guess he's in it in that case before I attempt to intimidate him Okay, I open it I'm gonna open it get it out in such a way that I can restrain him cool You pull him out. He's got a black eye, he's this tabaxi, this cat man, this white snow leopard dude in a leather jacket. But both of his eyes are like punched closed and he clearly has a broken nose. He's super fucked up and you pull him out and he's like, just finish me off, man. No can do. Hard one puts his axe back away.

Yeah, we don't, Mr. Skolas, we don't want to finish you off. Well, you know what, why am I stepping in here? This is your brother. I want to ask him why the hell he killed my brother. While you're beginning the interrogation, I run over to your liquor. I imagine you have like a liquor troll or something. Fine, Elven wines.

Yeah. And I'm going to go grab a decanter and just kind of have it ready to go in case we need to intimidate him further. Are you out of your taste? Yeah, this is child of a drunk. Ever since the time I back in Moonson. I've made cocktails and portraits for my mother and father. I'd do it to the second cheapest bottle. Okay. Are you guys questioning me like what the fuck is going on?

Oh, yeah, okay, so I kill I kill people all the time. I don't know who the fuck your brother is Yeah. Yeah. It's such a weird fear of pressure. And you do drugs. I want to, I want to get the truth out of him. Does he do drugs or not? I admit you do it. I admit you do it. So Stunkbugs is grabbing him by the leather jacket, shaking him. I got a, like a 17.

Oh, dope. Okay. Yeah, this dude, he's a pretty cool guy, so he tries to kind of hide it, but he would like to be put out of his mystery. He's just like, I've, I've, I've got no reason to fucking lie to you, brother. I've never touched this stuff.

Why? Okay, well I don't know why. Yeah, I distinctly, do you have a twin brother or something because I distinctly remember you snorting a bunch of powdery blue substance and then murdering my brother with a lightning bolt. I was much stupider then, because I had not yet met Professor Duttle,

but I'd remember this distinctly. What do you mean by Professor Duttle? Because there's some fucked up stuff going on in this bubble, man. I think somebody might have fucked with your head. Because I've never touched drugs. Are you us? Everything you know about Duttle. Are you excusing Professor Duttle? My friend? Okay, okay. A smart orc. I don't know who the fuck Duttle is, but are we, I mean, I can tell by this posh little whatever the fuck this apartment is, we're in the bubble, right?

Yes, this is a very expensive bubble apartment. Okay. It took me three years to find this place of searching and open houses. If you're working with the scientists The white of fuck aren't you just bringing me to the scientists? Okay, they got a fucked up building and they bring you there and guess what once you go there you don't get out. Where's that building? Look? The only other time I've been in the bubble, I was part of, and don't you dare fucking laugh, don't any of you fucking laugh, I was part of a traveling circus. Oh! Shut the fuck up, everybody shut the fuck up.

No, don't laugh at me, okay? I did karate in it, I would break boards and I would do other acrobatic stunts, it was awesome. I think that sounds great. And we were brought into the bubble for a job We were supposed to do a performance we end up getting snatched up and getting brought to this weird building with a clock on it Stunk bug you know that a building with a clock on it is the rehab center that people get that where I bring That's where I bring people that I capture you bring people to the barracks and then Oswald brings people to the

the rehab center has he says they knocked us out I wake up They're trying to do fucked up experiments on me with some little robot guys or whatever Oh my god, so you know they took they took my friends weapons and shit so they couldn't fight back But the only weapons I need are my fists and a clear head. So I was able to fight my way out and stole some of their shit on the way out. Some of their drugs found some cancels on the outer rim that could recreate it.

And now I'm rich, but you guys are gonna fucking kill me. So, let's kill him. I got everything I need out of this guy. I don't know about this. Wait, I feel like I think we should send him free. So you say, you're out of this guy. I don't know about this wait. I feel I think we should send him free Get your face a bad guy. I you know, it's relative You see a bad guy you or we could or I definitely for sure Kill we could drop him off at the at the police station and then like track him or something as he go

Let's take him directly let's take him directly to that fucking clock tower ourselves. Let me tell you something brother Somebody tries to take me anywhere near the fucking cops in the bubble or tries to take me near the rehab center I will fucking claw my throat out. Hit a skull is with the butt of my ass Yeah, let's knock him out and bring him to the police station. I'm out of the role. No, you don't have to roll He's restrained. He's restrained and he's restrained, and he's nearly dead. Oh my gosh, you guys, this is the amazing scope and I've seen him at the circus, I love him! Okay, so let's bring his past out body.

We can just keep knocking him out to your friend at the police station. Or should I go confront Professor Duttle and say, I got some weird memories, you've done weird shit to me before, you were trying out your memory machine. What the hell's going on, Professor Duttle and say, I got some weird memories, you've done weird shit to me before, you were trying out your memory machine. What the hell's going on, professor Duttle? What do you guys think?

I think the question is, I think we still have to turn this. We have to, yeah, yeah. And no matter what we do, we gotta get a skullis operation. We should try and get some information from the cops, maybe. I say, we trust the cops. I trust, I trust Bricker,

but I don't trust anybody else. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Oswald was the one who said that that was where to find scullis. It was seem a little fishy. Right. Why would we give this in? Yeah.

So, but we could, we could, let's just, let's just tie him to the toilet in your bathroom and then go confront Professor D Duttle and then whatever happens happens. Before we could take into the police station and I could like pretend like I'm just dropping them off but then but then we could follow them in or something. He's probably gonna be safer and harder and won't be able to escape if we take him to the police station. I don't think that he's going to be restrained in your bathroom and I've seen your bathroom. It's very nice. I would hate for you for sure.

That's true. I just redid it and it's gonna be, I don't want to mess up with the clock. I don't want to scratch your hardwood. It's what I'm saying. All right. So yeah, let's go to the police station and I'm gonna try to.

Can I just ask him, hey, he's knocked out. I'm gonna put some how, uh, Crickwater under his nose, so he can wake up. Okay. Oh, well, the fuck, what? Just kill me.

Which fuckers just kill me? Do you want to die? I do want to die. Because I personally feel as though life and death are just two sides of the same coin. Yeah, you should have seen her before. She was rolling around naked, screaming in ballora.

Did you wake him up just to say that? Well, I wanted to know if he wants to die because I realized that death is not this big boogie man that everyone makes it out to be, so. Wait, what you're talking, you're not a high elf are you? You're one of those crick-elves, right? One of those crick-elves. I am a proud crick-el. I would be offended too. crick-elves. I am a proud Crick-elves.

I would be offended too. Yeah. Oh, look, I'm telling you, this fucked up stuff they're doing, they, you know, they like to do it to people they think are lesser, crick-elves are among their crick-elves in there. They got, yeah, they got fucking goblins, they get it works. All right, come here. They got magic addicts.

They got, come on in, come on in, bring it in. Bring it in. And then I'm gonna give him a big old Spory smooch and hopefully finish him off Straight up I'm gonna straight up Spore him like like the longest fucking kiss so that it's like multiple spores. Oh Straight up deviant art. I'm gonna keep kissing him until I feel his heart stop beating. Oh, you're like a peaceful death? Yeah. Oh my god, a warrior's death.

He just goes, yeah, baby. Did you guys make out a sensual kiss and he dies peacefully in your heart? It's so beautiful. Oh my god. Yeah, Skullis dies, so you just dropped death. You know, he got midwives for birthday, and you got midwives for death, and I'm a midwife of death.

I was gonna get his autograph, but okay, I guess, that's fine. A full out of tooth for you. Okay, all right, well, first of all, I gotta get this guy to my house, and second of all, a mad at Professor Duttle, because I think he's implanted me with false memories. So I'm gonna drag Skullis by the feet to Professor Duttle's lab. I'm gonna drag skulls by the feet

to Professor Dutdle's lab. I'm gonna pound on the door angrily. Dope, okay. Hell yeah, we got a hair van. Yeah, we'll go down the street with a dead body. So you guys all go to Dutdle's lab. It's this big igloo looking building. That's all metal and has windows with colors

coming out with arcane energy and everything. You guys go to the big thick metal front door and you bang on it. Open up one. Yeah. One, don't allow me to enter. You hear Juan say, the professor is not here. He said not to let anyone in. I'm going to kick the door in.

You kick it. It is reinforced steel. I cast in Hanci stability on hard one. So I'm gonna kick it. I'll do DC 25 strength check. You can like kick the door in a little bit. It's a little bit. It's like, you're trying to like kick in a bank vault,

essentially. Well, that was a nine, so. Oh, nine, okay. I'll do it. I heard your foot. I got a lettics. You got a plus two bonus for having a little circle filled in. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I didn't do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I heard your foot. I got a lettics. You got a plus two bonus for having a little circle filled in. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I didn't do it. You also are you trying to do it? It's physically impossible. Wait, I want to everyone.

Hey, Murph, I would like to maybe inspect to see if there's like a way to sneak in other than kicking a door. No, I got it. No, I want to talk to one. I can talk to the door. You can talk to the door. I said, Juan, I've known you every minute of your mother fucking robot life. Oh, wow. All right. Let me in there right now.

Juan, I love you like a brother. I will pull your eyeballs out. I covered Papa's ears when he said that they're proper. I want to let you in. bad stunk bug, but I'm I'm under orders to not let anyone in. Why, and you know the only difference between you and a real gnome. What's that? Is that a real gnome has the ability to disobey? Oh, that's good. Roll up your swan check. 18! There's a beat, and then the door opens, and Juan just looks ashamed. I am sorry, you are my friends, and I should have let you in.

Wow. I'm gonna walk in and just kick the door a little bit. We walk in continuing to drag scholars by the feet. Oh, oh wow, you have scholars. Yeah, he is dead. Very. You have brought a dead body to the lab. Totally. I'm gonna try and stealth into the lab and like without

whoncing, without whoncing me. Okay, cool. Role a stealth check. You have the boots of Elf and Concero with advantage. I just got a nat 20. Oh, holy fucking shit. Oh, holy fucking shit. If I get to nat 20s, can you just tell me

what I need to know? If you get to nat 20s, you just solve the mystery. We jumped a glater on it. Cool, so you guys, as you guys are walking along the hallway, you get to the main lab. Juan is leading you there. Moonshine, as the clockwork drone is going around the room, Moonshine slips under a table and is kind of able

to get by unseen. Catherine Zayda, baby. Wow, that was a drone. Moonshine, you get, so what is everyone else doing while Moonshine is gone? You guys just talk to the woman. I'm gonna talk to Juan as we want. Where the hell is Professor Duttle?

He has always been there for me and I need him now. Professor Duttle is sleeping It is the middle of the night. Yeah, I forgot about this. Don't bug know where his where Professor Duttle's bedroom is? Yeah, he has a little like off-shoot bedroom off of the lab. Okay, I'll just go there. Okay. So as you walk off, Juan starts to kind of motor after you. Wait, wait, no, don't disturb him. While he's-

I'm gonna restrain Juan. Okay. Ah. You go to grab Juan and you see the drone start staring at you. I'm gonna throw a javelin at the drone. No! Holy shit. Okay, everybody roll initiative. Okay, do it. Canin at the drone. No! Holy shit, okay everybody, you're all initiative.

Can I get an attack of opportunity? You'll get to attack, but you guys are now gonna fight with the whole lab. You just started to fight with a robot. The whole time, yeah, okay. Yeah, cool. Okay, so the robots all go into Pounce as Beverly throws this javelin.

Meanwhile, amongst the chaos, Moonshan, you get into that back room where you guys saw Professor Dutdle do the procedure to remove the curse from the sword. You go back there and go ahead and give me an investigation check. Oh, that's good. Yeah.

Oh, that's good. 17. Cool, good rolls. So you see a door that you can assume because the way Juan was talking and where Stunkbug was heading, you see a door that is probably assume because the way Juan was talking and where Stunk Bug was heading, you see a door that is probably Dutel's bedroom, but you also find a little handle on the floor

for like a little trap door thing. I'd like to listen at that handle. Cool. Chaos is already broken out. Everybody roll initiative with a robot. In that case, you gotta kill some time you're fighting robots. Wait, in that case, can I just jump down that, uh, jump down?

Yeah, you can once combat starts, you can just go down. Okay, so I have to roll in it. I got a four, it's called the diversion. I got a 13. I got a seven. That's a first. That's a first, who, a diversion from what? It's like, oh, moonshine's going down the trap door.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's in the clear. So Beverly, you get to roll first to try to hit the drone because you threw the javelin. So that's where we're at right now. As Moonshine is in the back, Moonshine goes back and finds this trap door. Meanwhile Beverly throws this javelin at the drone as hard one is going to grapple one. Oh, that's a one, but you can get buddies lucky. Oh, you know what? No, you're not.

You just got another one. That's two ones in a row. Do I get to reroll it again? No, you don't get to reroll it again, but you do since it was a surprise round, you do get to roll a advantage. Wait, it's like it made me sense it was it made me sense he got a one. It was so bad that it went. There was no weed in it.

It actually is. Yes, I will say actually you're not going to get advantage because the reason the drone swoops down is because hard one was going to grab one. Uh-huh. So you just roll the one. So you just pick up a javelin and you just toss it across the room. It's like a strange weird sign. You could probably spin this to just be that you were trying to throw Javilan

The Javilan was really good reason I wasn't aiming at anything. Oh, we're the really good non combat reason to toss a Javilan Lamely I saw a bug so Moonshine your next. Oh, wait. That was his turn. Yeah. Oh, sorry now hard one Was that not enough for you? No, nothing's a tech. Nobody has attacked. No, it's a text anything. Yeah, I'm just gonna tell one I was I'm hugging him I Really Rope frowdy for letting us in there buddy It is actually wants her next

And he says I Really don't want to have to do this. Uh-oh. But? But. And he opens his mouth. Oh no. No, no.

Consulting a sheet, God. And he sprays gas out of his mouth. Oh, it's hard when Beverly and Stunkbug? No. Of course. You guys all need to make constitution saving throws. Who is? Can I ask about the gas? Because I do have divine health and immune to disease. It is not a disease. Cool. I can't. That is not a good sign. That's not 20

motherfucker. Okay. Oh boy. Net 20! Oh my god. What did You're not looking at both of them. What did you get, Beth? I got a four. Oh, no, I got a five. What's a net, though? It was an absolutely natural, beautiful, organic five. Unnaturally five. If anyone should be put to sleep by whatever the gas is, it's definitely better. So Juan opens his mouth and this green gas

pours out and fills the room. Stunk bug and hard one. You guys are able to cover your mouths, but Beverly, you breatheed in after tiring yourself out throwing that javelin so poorly. Oh, poor paralyzed. My favorite color. So you're just stuck in place.

Beverly is just stuck and he says, I don't want to have to kill you. Great, I'll see you there. Great, kind of thank you for paralyzing our excitable little friend. I would have done it myself if you hadn't so thank you so much one Yeah, one we were obviously all kidding here Everything's fine

Let's all just relax one yeah, all right. So after one is moonshine so moonshine would you like to do anything during? It's like I'm still this is the weirdest gray area between combat and non-combat, I've ever been in. So I'm still stealth, right? Juan hasn't seen me. Juan has not seen you. I would like to creak open, stealthily creak open the door and just peek in.

Cool, you open it and you see there's a ladder going down to a tunnel. I would like, do I see what's at below. I'm asking for a very specific. No, it's just concrete tunnel. Seems normal. OK, I think I'm just going to stealth down that ladder. Cool.

Moonshine climbs down the ladder. You guys are in the room with Juan. Why have you come here and attacked us and brought us a dead body? Ha ha ha ha ha. Why do I think we attacked you, man. What, you're freaking out. Because you came to the professor's private laboratory, existed that you come in, you said that we were friends, and then you threw a javelin at the drone who was supposed to protect

us. You can throw the javelin. You obviously have that mistaken. You threw the javelin over near the drone. That is true. What is right is totally inexcusable what we've done. I thought I saw a bat. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Totally stuck.

One, I am so sorry. I am concerned that the professor has implanted memories of this man in my head. I remember him snorting drugs and killing my brother. This man is clearly straight edge. Look at his triple X tattoos. Juan, you recognize this. That is, yes, that is from punk shows. They used to put X's on their hands. Everyone's straight edge community took the choice.

I like this angle actually. Yeah, Juan, we are good guys. We're just trying to figure out what the hell's going on here. Yeah, we just want to talk to the professor I'm worried the professor is messing with my head or something. I mean maybe he's been messing with your head too I don't know but we just got to find him and talk to him. Come on be a bro I I can't disobey the professor. Okay, well you don't have to disobey the professor.

You just don't have to do anything very much where I go and run another ladder. I'm just standing there. I'm just standing there. Wait, okay, so Stunfuck goes. So you see, one of the autom- I'm just standing there. Okay, so Stunbug goes. So you see, one of the automaton is like this gangly dude that has a bow and arrow, and he pulls it out,

and he's gonna shoot at you four times. He has four arms. So he's just ultra-quickly shooting arrows at you. No, no, no, no. We had one so close to believing it. He misses on the first shot. No, we missed. He misses on the, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, or six for seven damage. Okay. As you run towards the ladder, that is going to be the kind of lesser drone guys. There's two of them that have these like extendable fists that run out and are gonna try to punch you as you run.

This is terrible. And the one guy misses and the other guy goes with his extendo fist and he hits for seven damage. Okay, I can take it. Cool. So that is now, oh boy. Okay, so that is Beverly who is frozen. Hard one's still trying to keep it peaceful.

So, Stalkbuck has taken off. Wanda says this situation has gotten so out of control. This is something with me. Like, Wanda, call him off right now. I can can't. Professor will kill me. I will kill you, Ron. I am going to fuck you. I will die here. Do you know why I have feelings? Hard one, short foot. Yeah. Because my arcane battery was made by Alonus, the greatest wizard in Bahumia. So I will kill you, motherfucker. If you keep acting shady.

I will rip your arcane battery. Is that right? Through your robot. Is that right? Is that right? That little, like, you seem like a little bitch. I mean, like a little bitch. You seem like a little bitch.

Why don't you fucking turn off your little gas valve and fight me like a fucking man I swear to God in another life we could be boys. You just I thought we were boys call up these robots right now and help us Solve the mystery you know you want to disobey the professor. There's there's nothing in this life for you here But we're gonna set you free. You're gonna be a real boy. You're gonna be a real person real people don't live in labs Okay, I like this give me a persuasion check with advantage. Oh Hang on even gonna need to man. That was not that's an 18. Oh, but Let's go with the 18

20 20 damn, okay You see Not a Natalie One it was not an after after this intense after this intense sort of back and forth yelling After this intense sort of back and forth yelling, Juan realizes that he's experiencing all these human emotions, and then you say that to him, and you see this like flash in his eyes, and he says... He looks for the first time. Yeah, he blinks, and he says, All right, well, we're going to have to kill the rest of these motherfuckers.

He turns, and he just cra- He starts punching on the one that was shooting the bow. We got one, baby. That's great. That's great. He hits with his first attack. We got hard one and a hard one. Hard one.

Oh my goodness. Now we need to turn him into a little buff gnome, so he can be like, oh guys, Juan is so awesome. He gets a vibe. He's gonna do some cast. He's gonna see him, he runs up in like a fucking rock'n'scock'n robot.

He just punches this bow and arrow due to death. That's so fast. I'm still running, right? I'm still playing. Okay, you guys, I will try to hold off these guys Um be careful when you go down there the professor is up to things he said that I I he couldn't trust me anymore Because I was showing too many feelings, but just be careful while you're down there go go go You're the man one I'm running towards the door. I'm my way. Can I toss the accent toss an accent the drone?

Yeah, yeah, so I'm my way. Can I toss the toss and toss and axe at the drone? Yeah, yeah, cuz someone carry I can't toss an axe. Yeah, Beverly's paralyzed her leave Beverly hard one. Can you wipe my face? Is cover and drool? Yeah, I'm gonna put I'm gonna put Beverly under my arm Nope, why pips up mouth off real quick? Thank you guys Stomp hug has been like shot in the back with arrows Thank you, you guys. So Stumpbuck has been like shot in the back with arrows. Wannis fighting off the other automaton. What's fine?

As hard one picks up, Everly, and goes down the ladder. Moonshine is already down there. She's like, Catherine Zeta Jones sneaking down there. Yeah, we're gonna stink up, Marcel. So you guys get down into this time. Moonshine's already down there. I put a little finger and I'm like Stump bug really made the price for cowardice instead of staying there to argue with one You booked it and got shot in the back

Can I try to like another constitution role at some point during this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, you're no, let's look called well frozen there All right, what else first off? It's only a minute But you also like every round get to roll into the constitution, save me throw, so you can roll one right now because you guys get to the bottom of this tunnel. Okay, what do we, what do we see down here? So I'm still thinking, I'm-

Don't tell them what you roll, they're only last a minute. I'm going ahead and I'm- Did you roll poorly again? I rolled it too, baby. Beverly is just stuck in place. I think there should be a new rule for natural twos that's different from natural ones.

Uh-huh. All right, so you guys are now in just this long tunnel. This does not look like it's any kind of lab room or anything. This is a tunnel to get somewhere. So they just gone all the way. All right, let's walk down. Let's stealth them. Can I just can I use investigation to see if anyone has been

this way recently or if there is a crap of any kind? Yeah, Go ahead. Okay, cool. That would be a 22. 22 damn it. Yeah, you see little no-mish footprints. He's a gnome, right? Professor D'Also, no.

I'm going to go ahead and chug my potion that gives me a day of rest. Great. And then I'm going to immediately cast Pass Without Trace on all of us. Oh, sweet. Mark you. Okay. So everyone's got a plus 10 to stealth rolls. Alright, let's stealth down this hallway. Cool. I feel it's stealthy or already. Yeah. Hard one still needs to carry better early. Alright. So you guys, you guys walk down this long hallway being stealthy, but it's far. You guys walk hundreds of feet. You walk like half a mile under this tunnel. Why don't you give me an intelligence check, Stunk Club?

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21. 21. You can kind of gather that the direction you guys are going, this seems to be a direct tunnel to the rehab center. Everyone, this be a direct tunnel to the rehab center. Everyone, this is a direct tunnel, the rehab center. I think that, I know that you have bones to pick with Duttle, but I think that we want to find out what Duttle was getting into do. Yeah. Yeah. We left Scullis's dead body back in the lab, right? Just want to make sure that's just on the ground there. And there's just cans. You have turned to Monica's.

His automaton brothers. Maybe Duttle will think that schoolists started it all. That's really fucking smart. Yes, yes. We gotta spread that rumor if we see anyone. Oh my God, we're fucking hitmen. That's smart. We should ask Juan to like cover our tracks,

like make it look like a. Wants a smart one. Okay, so what are we getting? I think Juan is gonna fucking die. Have I ever been to the rehab center? It's done for ever been there before you have been inside, but it's been a long time. Okay. It feels like forever ago. Okay Okay, I'm sure I am a patient. I'm sure it's a point wasn't it wasn't you were no you were not a patient there But you remember a long time ago Give me an insight check

Remember a long time ago, give me an insight check. Ooh, ooh, ooh, this is not gonna be easy for me. 17! 17. As you search your brain for times that you've actually been inside the rehab center, it seems weirdly to line up right around the same time as you had the procedure done to your brain.

Oh, by duttle. Yes, it's like, it's like part of your memories, but you can't remember the last time you were there. It seems like so long ago. I think I've, I think I've maybe have been here before, but when would that have been? Hmm, very strange. Oh, you're saying this all out loud. I'm saying it all out loud.

Everyone I've had a, I mean, having deja vu? What's going on? We're all having a really weird day. Honestly, this is pretty hard. This is a course for us. Has this ever happened to you? Not this specifically. No. You're so frozen.

I mean, I don't mean to be. Beverly kicks out of it. Beverly, you get your movement back. I don't mean to be, I don't mean to be, you know, stepping on toes or anything like that, but I think that your brain got cut up and splashed and meddled with. You think Professor Donald Christopher no-land me?

Yeah. So you guys go down this tunnel, you make your way. There's nothing there except after hundreds and hundreds of feet walking across town you get to another ladder. Let's climb up this ladder. Yeah, let's climb up. We could look up it before we climb it but let's just climb it. Well it has like a close top. It looks like some sort of trapped door so does anybody want to? I think I'm the most similar to an indichordal so I think I should maybe most similar to an inditorial so I think I should maybe no Yeah, okay, so I'm gonna do that and I'd like to

Creek it open just Give me a Creek it open like a Girl that means I get advantage cricket like a quick elf baby Who the hell are you rolling for over there? Oh God. Just some scary sound in DNG. 23. 23, Jesus.

I have advantage plus 10 plus two. Damn, you're great. So you climb up that ladder. Moonshine leads the way. You poke your head up like on the cover of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the movie. My little eyes just pop up. It is not a rehab center in this room at least. It looks like you're in this giant lab, but it's like a horror movie. You see spider clockworks like

working on a lobotomized guy. His brain is just like fully exposed. You see he has like a skull split open and the spider legs are just dancing on his brain. You see clockwork surgeons just performing dissections on people. You also recognize that one of the bodies that's being dissected is the guy that you guys brought to the barracks. Oh, the at the very beginning. Yeah, I had the guy that the guy that stunk bug had moonshine You would recognize him because you were also there. You also see it is just this giant room because the rehab center is built like a clock tower. It's just the super, super tall ceiling that goes up many, many stories. And at first, as you look up, it looks like there's like giant chains that you might see in like a

clock or a bell tower, but you see that they're holding up like giant test tubes and from here you can't see much, but they look like weird like fucking monstrosities. Do they look like they are decorative or do they look like they are rooms? Test tubes, full of monsters. Oh! Okay, I relay that all to you guys,

and then I say, Wow! I know, test tubes full of monsters. At first I thought it was a room. Showed where I come from, you know. Did you say test rooms? Yeah. Did I say test rooms?

No, no. No, I always said. So I've got this thing called Misty Step where I can trans teleport 30 feet or something like that. So I'm trying to think of the most strategic place I could teleport to. If you teleport, I mean, if you teleported into a corner,

that would, or can you teleport all of us? No, just my, okay. Just myself. Did you see any, any doors or any other exits, or is it just the one room? It's just the one room I'm telling you. Oh, teleport like up onto, like, onto the top of one of those test tubes

that's being suspended by a chain Then you get like a little bird's-eye view there. Oh, that's a great idea. Okay. I'd like to miss you surface Wait, I'll say that there's a the lowest hanging like test tube guy is hanging from a chain That's like 30 feet high before I do this. I say y'all we are doing this And then I just wink out of. All that's doing what? All that's left is like a faint squeak noise. Like a little... A stealthy elf that constantly be saying, y'all, we're doing this.

No one sees us. So you disappear and you shoot up into the tower and you're on top of one of the test tubes amongst all these other ones. You see fucking horror show, Resident Evil monsters in these tests. You see fucking horror show, resident evil monsters in these test tubes. Can I ask a question? So I want to, like, so since I'm there and I'm close to it, do I have a sense of whether

or not these tubes are creating these monsters or if they're fueling their, or if they're milking them for their energy? It looks like they're suspended. Like they all look knocked out. I think I wasted this misty stuff. Oh, this is good. But you do see while you're up there, while you're up there, you see Professor Duttle is, you see there's a drone around

and you see Professor Duttle is just sitting there waiting for people to come. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, because the drone. Yep. I would like to descend on Professor Duttle. You're just gonna jump down on him? Yeah.

I think we have no option. Okay, I like to, I'd like to, I'd like to wild shape mid-air and descend on him and attack him. Dope, roll an attack roll with advantage. What does wild shape do? I turn into a fungus queen. Ha ha ha ha ha.

I thought it was gonna be like a bird of prey. That turn into a fungus queen It was gonna be like a burden prey 19 19 dope he's dead. What are you what weapon are you using you're you've turned into a fungus queen and you're using your simbatares You can I have since I plan this all can I also have shale lead right before I fungus queen sure okay Moon shine jumps out of the sky from up in the clock tower. Shalaylion hand full fungal queen swings down on this nomish professor that's just waiting for you guys to come up the ladder because he saw you on the drone. Munchine, you crash right through him.

He's just a projection. Oh, incredible, incredible. Moonshine, you crash right through him. He's just a projection. Oh! Oh! Oh! Incredible! Incredible. Well, their bugger he's in his fucking bedroom. And as you hit the ground, you take five damage.

Oh, oh. So you take five damage. You have an easy, from around the corner, Professor Duttle walks out. He thinks, ah, well, I wasn't expecting that. I thought you were coming out of the ladder, but you teleported, that was good. Why don't you have your little friends come out?

OK. OK, I invite him out. Donald. I say it way before I do it. I say you better get out the welcome mat. Because they bring in their muddy shoes in here. As I'm climbing out, with my divine sense, do I sense anything other than just pure arcane energy?

Is there anything deeper or more evil than that? Oh, there's so much evil energy in this room. I can't even get a hold on anything. I mean, up in the test tubes, up in the tower, there are many evil beings. Okay. Are the monsters in the tubes evil? Or are they like nice people that got, you know,

suckered by monsters? You don't know what twisted them, but they're fucked up. So you guys are in this big fucking horror movie lab, this huge bottom of this like clock tower lab, and Duttle is like across the room from you guys. Ugly place you have. And he goes, yes, well, the clock works alerted me

to your presence in my facility. You weren't exactly stealthy, but I'm afraid I can't let this be made public. So, surrender, I will wipe this from your memories, and we can all go about our business. That sounds... That sounds... I feel like that sounds pretty good. And we're all going to have our memories wiped. I think I just want to know the full story before we gonna have our memories wiped. I think I just wanna know the full story people are. Yeah.

Yeah. Before we all wipe our memories. We don't want any trouble. We just wanna know what's going on. That's a really good idea. Would you, would you, would you, would you, how stupid do you think I am? You want to know the full story before I wipe your brain.

I take out, I take out new Betsy to play a little song underneath and be like, here, I'll give you a little something, something to tell it to. So you're an evil genius. I wanna,'re an evil genius I want to intimidate him and I'm gonna say before we came over we told the police and when they go to your lab they're gonna find skulls his body there and they're gonna oh told you told the police captain What happened? Oh? Of course he's working. I know where this is going

Captain Oswald is that true? You see Captain Oswald rounds the corner with her bow up and she's surrounded by she's got five Eldrich knights with her they have like the blue blue bubble knight armor but these aren't like regular dudes. They have these like menacing looking helms, full helms, and all you can see of their eyes are these red glowing eyes. And she holds her bow up to you guys, and she says, just give it up stunk bug. Okay, we'll erase your memory, and everything can go back to normal. Professor Duttle is doing great work here. These eldritch nights are designed to follow our orders, even if it kills them. Just imagine how easy it will be to clean up the city

with them leading the city watch. When you say the city, you mean the arcane bubble and you don't mean it. No, I mean, we plan to send these people into the outer rim and clean it up. I don't know if I like your definition of cleaning up, and I like things clean. So I say, is that what I am?

I'm just a tool like them. You mess around with my head. And you see, Duttle pipes up. Oh, yes, whatever. Look, you were some orc, you, okay, why didn't lie to you about having a brother? You've got a brother, okay? He didn't die from skullis.

He's alive? Oh no, no, he died because we tested on him. I'm so sorry, yes. So you killed my brother. I did kill your brother, yes. My fiddle music gets really sad at this part. Okay, so look, okay, you are, you know, before you were just some orc mercenary,

we took you and your brother in and we made you great and now you can help contribute to society. Isn't that wonderful? You're part of my brilliant workstunk bug. Yeah, this is a little... Did you think it- Did you think it's strange? No, mine-

All your memories are of you eating shit. That doesn't even make sense, stunk bug. Orcs don't eat shit. They eat meat. They eat things that people eat. How did you not know your memory was positive? Oh my memories. All my memories of eating literal shit were not true. He knows what it tastes like. I'm tasted shit. I have distinct memories. Yes, I put it in there as a kind of a goof. That's so fucked up man. That is fucked up. Look, I needed you to have a reason to want to hunt down scullis

Scullis took my work and he tried to pass it off as his own He's taking my really discovery you create the arcane of course. I created our cane. I created all these Eldrits nights. This is all my work I I helped save the world. I helped save the realm. Okay? Think of the great things we can do without worrying about morality. Without even worrying about mortality. We can use dead soldiers. You said think of the great things we can do without worrying about morality, wizard? You know, you know what, professor? I don't- I may not remember what my former life with my brother was like, because I thought I was living it eating shit all day long. That's what I thought it was, but you know what?

Whatever it was is probably a hell of a lot better than eating the shit that I'm eating now in the form of your lies. Because turns out the real shit I was eating was the memories you were putting into my brain. So I've had enough of eating the fake shit for my memories and the real shit that is the memories that you implanted in me and now I want to shit instead on you. Captain Oswald, would you just kill them? I rush Professor Dotto.. I rush Professor Dotto. As you rush Professor Dotto. As you rush towards Professor Dotto, he's like 30 feet away. Captain Oswald, let's lose her bow.

And then Arrow starts to shoot. So let's roll initiative. I'm 17, baby. And I got a five. I got a 13. I got an eight. I wonder how hard one is doing. I can't believe that. I can feel that. Hard.

I hope he's watching us on the road. Captain Oswald rolled a nat 20 on her initiative role. That's fun. So she is going to go first. And she shoots an arrow at you stunk bug. Oh. She yells, I'm sorry stunk bug, but you can't ruin our work. She shoots an arrow at you, like a magical grasping arrow shoots at you.

Vines burst out of it and they go to try to grab you and you move out of the way. But she takes a, does she get a second shot? Yes, she takes another shot. And she misses, she misses twice in this very emotional moment. Misses, uh, moonshine, you're up. I dodge the, in cool fashion and I look great doing it. You do a fucking combat role, so don't you turtle that gets tighter. That's him.

Yes, finally. Okay, I'm just gonna go straight for Professor Duttle. I'm coming out of again. Don't say you want to know what. After you're going after your freaking hologram, it's gonna be great for me to give him my shaleilia. How do you know I'm not also a hologram? I'm about to find out.

Are you rushing at him with your shaleili? Yeah. Cool. How much speed do you have? 35. Dope. You can get there in your turn, so you run up to Duttle and he's just like, oh wait, I figured you would fight those other people. What?

Fuck. So take a swing on him. I already did. I got a 16 16 16. Yeah, you crack them This is dental seems like a guy that can die. It's really taking this taking the win out of my vengeance You got you right before I did oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even think I thought that he was Please ready for him. Okay. I got a 10 Okay, great. Yeah, you go up and club-duttle in the head

and he goes, oh, dammit. And then I spores him for six. Oh, what did you, this is completely ineligant. Not so much of a hologram anymore, huh? Cool, that is stunk-bugs. Stunk-bugs, you're rushing at this, too. I'm going to stab him with my lance. Do you want to do it?

Stab spell. You need to spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell spell a hit once a hit. Oh, yeah. Oh, die bonus five. Yeah, okay. So yeah, I got a 25. That's a super hit. All right. I'll roll my 1D 12 plus 4 and get a 7. 7. Okay. Yeah, he's looking right fucked up. You come and you stab him in the shoulder.

Oh, this is so fucked up. And just use my extra surgeon stab him one more time. Yes, I think you should He's the one who could unleash robots The killing yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna try hit him one more time. Yeah, you might kill him Oh, I got yeah same role same attack role 20 23 Jesus and then I Got 11 more damage 11 more damage Okay, he's not dead, but he is on dead's door. You slash into him and he is looking super fucked up and He looks right at you stunk bug and he says I

Want you to know that you? stunk bug and he says, I want you to know that you were the failure, okay? Not your brother. Your brother died on the table, but that just meant I could do greater things with him. He is a better experiment than you ever were and he takes his turn, he disengages back and he presses a button. No! It's gonna be your fucking brunt. And you see, no. No! This tube starts to lower from super high in the clock tower. No!

But he's not there yet. No! Stunk bug. No! This is awful. This is a nightmare. Stunk bug, you just got another plate of shit to wolf down. Stunk bug, so tragic. This is the worst tragedy. OK. You just got another plate of shit to wolf down

The worst tragedy, okay, so now these five Eldritch nights One more damage and he with this would not have happened. I would have thought my brother was dead Okay, these five Eldritch nights are gonna go five of them they are going to the first one is going to cast Thunder wave on hard one and Beverly hard one Beverly, I need you guys to give me a constitution saving throw. It's gonna be a 15 for me. You passed. 16.

You guys passed. You guys only take half of this. Ooh, we do a cool dance move that we practiced earlier. You guys only take two damage. This guy sends a little weiner bolt at you guys. Oh, wow. Can Elders and Knights feel ashamed because he should. He's very ashamed.

So that is that one guy's attack, but all five of them are going to run in on hard one in Bev. We'll say three go to hard one. Two of them are going to attack. The one guy used to slunder wave. Two, many. Oh, okay, I got you. There's five.

First guy misses. Second guy is going to probably hit with an 18. Yes, that does it. That is going to be six damage. The other two guys are going after Bev. Let's boogie! Swings and misses. Bounce this off your shield. Other guy misses as well.

That is going to be you, Bev. Alright, I'm gonna run up towards it, and I'm gonna try and ring off one of the other helmets after I stab it. Okay, I'll say, if you hit him, I'll have you do like an acrobatic troll to see if you could do that. Yeah.

That's a four. Okay. It's always, God, I'm on the ship rolls. These guys are in a pretty thick armor, so you go to swing on this guy, and he just moves his head down and catches it with his neck Wait, what's the whole of those things? He's pulling off and we see that he's dead. Don't know what his AC is. Okay. That is you hard one. I think I'm gonna try to kill Oswald

You'll have to get opportunity attacks from these three guys that are around you She's back a little bit because she just take loose to narrow take him. Yeah, I'm gonna take him Potentially you're gonna take the attacks. Okay, so these three guys Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take the attacks first guy misses second guy misses third guy hits fucker For only four damage, okay, there you go. Hey, that's just a nice little scarred. Yeah, you on your way Great, oh that hurt, but now I'm gonna swing my ass As well it's face cool And I'm gonna swing my ass. That's all it's face. Cool. And I'm going to probably not hit.

13? 13 does not hit. She dodges, deftly. Cool. Is she hot? Yes. Nice. She's a beautiful woman.

I think. She's a beautiful Elven woman with a big magical bow and blonde hair that's like crackling with energy. And she's got the bubble night armor. I thought the dwarves were your thing. They are, but I think everything. He's just kind of, hard one's just kind of in there. I mean, no one's as hot as a dwarf.

Yeah. But elves are like, like, a woman with a beard. Yeah. She's like, she's beautiful, aside from like, she like can't even get a five o'clock shadow. Like, if she was with you, you'd have her put on a beard and bed. Yeah, I would like, I would drape my hair around her face and turn the nose through. Interesting, hard one. You kind of fucked her shit up a beard and bed. Yeah, I would like, I would drape my hair around her face

and turn it over to her. Interesting, hard one. You kind of fucked her shit out because she's an archer, so she can't shoot on you right now. So she's just standing face to face. Yeah, she's just gonna pull her rapier out and try to stab you with it. So she pulls the sword out and swings it at you.

And she misses with the first hit and makes another swing and hits with the second one. I thought she was maybe distracted. 10 damage. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, she's strong. Okay, that is going to be moonshine. I'm going to misty step to the top of the tube that's descending.

Okay, don't. And then I want to look around and see if there's anything I can do to shove something in the gears or stop it from descending. You could try to swing it so it crashes into another test tube or something. Maybe make this guy fall. Yeah, there's one thing I love is a good tire swing by the cranks. So this is going to be right up my alley. As you're on top of it, you see it's this big orc dude.

His eyes are closed, but you see he is scalped. His brain is exposed. And you see he has weird snakes coming out of wounds on his arm that are swimming around in like conscious while he is in his room. I'm scared to swim. I'm scared to swim. Water.

But yeah, it's just lowering down. So you see other monstrosities around these giant test tubes as you go down I look for the most monstrous one and I swing turns in don't give me a I guess acrobatics check 18 okay My gorgeous my gorgeous glutes give it some nice Heptes I start swinging for this moment. Holy shit. Okay, so you went a 30 feet straight up swung Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was never proud of you. I was only proud of your brother and wait to you say oh, oh god And you see you see your orc brother who's this epic monster that would have definitely come out as like the fucking Terminator with smoke and fog machine just

Shattered through the glass falls Uncerimoniously 30 feet and like crashes into the ground super hard He's obviously 30 feet and like crashes into the ground super hard And he takes a lot of damage instead of popping out confidently. He's just on the ground. Oh I know Gunk bug g. Gunk Bog. No! No! All right.

Gunk Bog. Gunk Bog is, yeah, he's this giant orc with snakes coming out of his arms. He looks like a crazy resident evil monster with his brain exposed. And you see his eyes light up with blue arcane energy and the blue lights crackle over his brain. Um, but he is just on the ground right now like slowly getting up so he won't go again until Moon

Shine's next turn. Yeah, he took some damage. See it? That was, that was so, really. I'm still swinging. Now I just, I just started to have fun and forgot about the battle. And now I'm just, now I'm just humming a crick-woll-of-buying swing. Gunk-Gunk Bog is gonna go on moonshines next turn. So that is you, Stunk Bog. Oh wait, oh, I also halo Sporzen for six. I looked at him. Okay, so-

And I'm like, welcome to Earth's Sweetie. This is gonna be a sweetie. Welcome to Earth's Sweetie. So you're swinging him into another test tube. Yeah. As it breaks open, you're spitting the spores because right now you're up in the air. Yeah.

Okay, so you spore him. Okay. You think I'm not always ready to halo a spore someone? You think I don't always got a little bit of a spores in my flip like you. Oh, it looks like a herpy oven. Yeah. Yeah, gunk bog crashes down onto the ground.

And he just looks like you splatted a bunch of worms onto the sidewalk. That takes us to you, stunk bog crash is down onto the ground and he just looks like you splatted a bunch of worms onto the sidewalk That takes us to you stunk bug. Okay. I'm gonna take my lance and I'm gonna put it on the inside of Professor Duttle's the roof of his mouth. Oh, come on. I'm going to slowly push it through his Oh Jesus, okay roll roll an attack or all It is a twenty one holy shit. Yeah, you hit yeah He only has two HP literally can't not kill him so yeah kill him however you would like finish him So I look I just look at him straight in the eyes Stuncbook I can help you I can I can give you your memory back. I can I I make you important the only memory

I want to have is the memory of me killing you right now. Oh yeah, you go right up into his brain. You just have a dead gnome on the end of your Lance Professor Duttle dies. I was also considering saying something like, I hope you remember this memory like my Lance is a memory being inserted into his brain. I couldn't work that out quite as quickly so I went with the other version. I like it. I like it. I like it. I also want to use my second wind to regain

I use a bonus action to regain 1d10 plus my level. All right, ooh, I got 14 HP, great. D. Record your 14 HP, you second-wind, you're so exhilarated by murdering this tiny no man. Ugh, finally my turn. Yeah, he was just like, ah, yes, you will have to fight. All of my minions, oh no, you're coming for me. I know, I'm dead.

I'm dead forever, goodbye. Always go for the nose. So these are what you gotta do. What you gotta do? There were three nights that were around hard one. Hard one ran off to the arcane archer. So that means that these three guys are gonna surround Bev. Bev, you know how five guys are doing it.

I just called it Bev. It was heroic when I did it. First guy swings and misses. Second guy swings and hits. For 11 damage. You. Third guy swings and misses, second guy swings and hits. For 11 damage, third guy swings and misses, fourth guy swings and crits. Oh. For 11 damage, and fifth guy swings and misses. All right.

So that is those guys, and that is you. I made a mistake, and I just want to clarify, you know for Bog guy bog. What's his name? Gun bog. Gun bog. So when I when I if I want to cast a spell I have to come out a wild shape So I'm no longer a fungal queen so the halo of sports was three instead of six. Okay cool I know great. Just like you break down. I hope you're various mushroom No longer a mushroom queen. I am now. I'm merely a mushroom princess. I bet you're various mushroom prep. Fun. No longer a mushroom queen, I am now. I'm merely a mushroom princess.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah, Bev, you're up. OK, yeah, I'm just going to go after him. Cool. You're a perversions of a londis, and I will not allow you to stand. Get him, kid. Sorry, I love to.

It's cool. Thank you for trusting me. You're the man, dude. Fuck me. That's a three. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, you'd swing these guys block with their shields It's like that scene in Game of Thrones where all of those other guys from the north have their like shield up and are Surrounding the army that's it except on a micro level with just Beverly

Beverly didn't get a good night's sleep. He didn't say you still have your potion. I do but like I don't need it yet Right, okay, so that is going to be hard one I have a thought it might be possible to intimidate or persuade Oswald since we have just murdered Professor Donald just a thought yeah, I guess I'll I think she believes in this mission though Yeah, we are boss is dead. I can't let you live now that you've seen this God you'd be so hot with the beard And I rolled a one You miss big time you swing she ducks out of the way

I see hold her ponytail up so that it looks like How about stash you you like this you like this dickhead. I like it too much You like this, you like this dickhead? I like it too much. Oh my god, the sexual energy over there. That is actually Oswald, who is going to swing at you with her rapier. She crits. Of course. That is 14 damage.

She swings again, and she also hits for another nine Nine plus 14 is 23 23 damage. I really got me that got me pretty fucked up actually cool that is You moon shine and then it's gunk bog Okay, we did things out order, but we are still gonna fuck everything up Who is around gunk bog? We did things out of order, but we are still gonna fuck everything up. Who is around Gunk Bog? Okay, Gunk Bog is around Beverly and the five Eldridge Knights. So Beverly, we get hurt too.

That would work into Beverly's day. If you guys are like, friendly fire. I am going to do Thuncast Thunder Wave. So I'm gonna say that you could hit Gunk Bog with that without hitting Beverly, but you're gonna hit Beverly if you're going up to the five guys that are trying to hit. Moonshot with that, what are you doing? You might, you might need it.

I think you might need it. Maybe be okay with it. I do it. You're gonna do it. I say, I say, Bev jump, but then I, uh. Okay, so yeah, so they need to do a constitution saving throw. Okay, what do they gotta be? 14. 14.

Okay, first guy fails, second guy passes, third guy passes, fourth guy fails, fifth guy fails, so two of the guys passed and then gunk bog. I'm gonna give him disadvantage because you just splatted on the ground, he's getting up. His life sucks ass.

He was supposed to be a cool boss and he, I'm living a tube, came out like a weiner. Yeah, he gets hit with full. Ha ha ha ha. So they all just take six damage, but then they're also pushed 10 feet away from me, and since I'm currently hovering over them, swinging, because I mean that they're pushed

into the ground and they're prone now. No, they just get knocked back from Beverly. Beverly could actually get away now without getting opportunity attack. Beverly, did you give a constitution saving card? Oh, no, no, yeah. So you're either gonna take half or... I'm sorry, Bev.

It's only six. My saving throw is plus four, so that's 12. 12. No, it's 14, you need to beat. No, that fell. So you take the full. Wee! I'm so sorry, Bev.

He doesn't get advantage for being on the team. I'm sorry, Bev. It's full. I'm so sorry, babe. You guys get advantage for being on the team. I'm sorry, babe. It's okay, I'm used to being paralyzed. I'm the second time I've been on the show today. That is going to be, yeah, Beverly's no good, very bad day. That's a dunk, gunk bog. That is going to be gunk bog.

Gunk bog is going to cast Misty Step and up here on top of the test tube with moonshine. Who what? You mother fucker. You just out there with this snake there on top of this broken swinging. And I say, I say down at the creek, if you go swinging with someone, you might come out pregnant. It doesn't rock. It's supposed to rock, but we're not very literate, folk.

That is stunk bug. So stunk bug, you've just killed Dutdle. You've got gunk bog up in the rafter swinging with moonshine. Stunk bug is very happy that his reanimated brothers, Horrible Corpse, has a disability.'t it? Think about that right now and confront and confront that trauma so he gets free to focus on the fight and he's concerned that hard one is going up against a very powerful lady over there and I have not been able to touch her yet and so I am going to reach out my hand and summon into being a small chromatic orb

Which let's see acid cold fire lightning poison or thunder which hey hard one what's your choice? It would what what what kind of orb should I throw at her fire fire? Okay, I should say something really cool that sort of like hands at the sexual attention. We used to have so I'll say Hey Oswald happy Valentine's day That pretty good as a firearm. It's a Valentine. It's April I want to whisper to her he burns for you. Oh, that's really good 19 19 that hits Finally does it do it to everyone in the area or just

Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, so great because I could not have survived Ten damage hard one you duck out of the way as a fire sphere goes over your head and blows up in this lady's face And sets her on fire a little bit Is it for an appall of Is it now she's blonde? She starts patting it, she pats it out. That is the five guys. Oh, and I have guys burgers and fries. I'll move over to just in the general area of, so I everyone is reaching back to turn.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so you run over towards Bev. You going back to back with me? Um, no. Oh, interesting. These guys got blown back. So they're not all in on Beverly. So two of the guys are going to go for you now, Stunk Bug.

OK. So two of them, Rob, take them, and swing at you. First guy misses. Second guy does a 17 hit you. Oh, no. OK. The other three guys rushing on bev one guy is gonna hit

so nineteen to hit for eight damage okay that's another eighteen that's an eighteen and eighteen doesn't great uh... third guy missus uh... says eight damage total eight damage, and that is actually you, Bev. All right, I'm.

Young Bev. Young Bev. Bev is finally ready to do a cool thing. Cool. And that cool thing is gonna be drinking a potion because he is at five HV. Ah! Ah!

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump! Do you have any standard actions? You use your action to use one of Dutdles potions and your back up, your spells are also back. Is that just like my action? That's your action to use one of Dutdles potions and you're back up your spells on the back. Is that just like my action? That's your action. I guess I just drink something and then you drink down the process.

Such a sure thing that we're using Dutdles potions against his crew. Yeah, can I do like an inspection and see if there's any more of Dutdles potions around? Wow. That would be a lot of looking and testing unknown chemicals and somebody has a wall of rigging. Yeah, what if Merv is just like,

oh yeah, it's like littered with those motion. There's like the exact same one. Hundreds of them all over the lab. You're actually standing on one. Yeah. You're actually standing in a puddle and absorbing it. The fight never ends. Beat.

Cool. Everyone's just drinking those. That is you, hard one. Cool. I guess I'm going to turn to this lady and be those that is you hard one cool. I guess I'm gonna Turn to this lady and be like so you can be hit Watch this not by you That's 15 15 that does not hit

She blocks it with her rapier like one-handed box it huh all right, it looks really lame on your part though I'm gonna use my action search Okay, so make a second attack watch this I say That's a 21 Roll your damage It like it is bound to work sometimes yeah That's what I had to do after it didn't't work before it's finished. You had to do a reclaim, take that off. A lot of effort.

I don't lean in. That is A-14. Okay, yeah, you slash in her. After she blocks you with a rapier, she's like being all dexterous and stuff and you just pure power, just swing back around and just face ball like I'm back. Yeah, just baseball swinging to her midsection.

I hate when people think I suck. Could I use my second win now as well to give myself? Yeah, roll the D10 plus your fighter level. Okay, that is back up to Oswald. Who you know what? She's getting pretty sick of this whole fucking situation. She is going to back up taking an opportunity attack from a hard one.

Ooh, go add her. I hope this opportunity attack kills her dead on the spot. Wow. You're crazy. It did not quite equip her. It is 27. 27 for 20, 25. That super hits.

But still a hit. Oh man, that's for 16. 16 fucking damage. Oh, wait, no 17. 17 damage. Damn. As she backs up. That's more, you slash right into her and you feel the blade get like in between the plates and her plate armor. She runs back like 30 feet

and she's going to take a shot at you with a shadow arrow. You see her pull out like this shadowy black arrow and she shoots it right at you hard one fuck. I wish you had the that is going to be a 20 to hit That is good. This is yeah You see is 45 you magic arrows. Okay. I'm wearing a cloak So you take 2d6 of psychic damage Four damage and then you need to succeed on a wisdom throw my friends I'm just gonna see what I add to wisdom Gotta be that 13 I beat I had an 18 18 yeah, all right

She shoots she hits you with the shadow arrow you feel a piercing pain in your brain and for a second you go blind But you're able to get your wits about back about you There was many there to begin with. She's gonna shoot you with just a regular old arrow. And that is going to be a 17-hit. That hits. You have a 16-ac or 17-ac. I think it is 16.

Eight damage. That takes us to you, moonshine. You're up there in the rafters with gunk bog. I know, and moonshine would like to use this turn to wild shape into a giant wolf spider and begin to spider climb down. Just like carefully like getting out of there. That's great.

I feel like if I fall, I'll take a ton of damage. Okay, so yeah, I gotta get down to a hard one. I'm gonna say Gunkbog doesn't even get an opportunity attack. He just certainly turned into a spider. I hide behind the thing and then turn into a spider and then crawl at us a spider and he doesn't realize it was the same. He's still thinking I'm behind the thing. Where'd you go?

Yeah, you crawled down this giant tube that you guys were swinging from. And you are able to make it to the wall and you crawl down the wall and you make it to the floor. Which way, who did you want to be near? Like, hard one or? I want to be near a hard one. Okay. So you take your move action to get over near a hard one. Okay.

And while I'll change my action, so I can't do anything else, right? Right. I just say, don't be scared. It's not a real spider. Hard one looks so scared. I am so near death. I think a bucket spider is talking to me. Hard one.

Okay. So, Gunk Bog is going to look down from the tube. Dad? Gunk Bog looks down from the swinging tube that he's hanging from. And you see his snakes shoot out from his hands and start spitting this green mist at Beverly and Stunk Bog. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You faint and let out a little fart. It's SBD. Okay, so bad. I look at Oswald.

That is you stunk bug. So I'm lady farting. Here's the scene right now. You've got three guys that are right around Beverly. You've got two guys that are kind of near you. You've got over in the corner. You've got Moonshine and Hard One are near Captain Oswald. That's giant wolf spider.

And you've got Gunk Bog up in the ra you've got moonshine and hard one are near captain Oswald and you've got gunk bog up in the rafters and Beverly needs to take damage or needs to be like slapped awake. Got it and it has to be a full action to slap him awake. Yes. Okay. I am or you could like thunder wave the crowd or something like that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Um kit will my here's what I'd like to do. Um how high up is gunk bog Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. but I feel like that's a number in a card you didn't stop us from doing something like that. Wait Adam, just take Beverly, grab him, and then just like chuck him at gunpowder. You only will take so much damage. He just instantly follows you.

He would die if I did that. I'm at full HP and I got good armor. I'm gonna say if you wanna climb up on some tables and try to climb up on a lower test tube and do it, but you're not gonna be able to do it like from the ground. Okay, then I'll do that if it takes the turn. Okay. The two guys that are near you are going to get swings on you as you go back.

I just fight them. No, I want to do this. Okay, cool. Two guys swing on you. First guy is definitely going to hit. That's a 20 to hit hits you for Jesus 11. Oh, no. And second guy swings.

And oh my god, he's also also gonna hit you for only five this guy So 16 damage cool, so you hop up on a table You know what give me an athletics check to climb the tube. Oh, I didn't know I have to do that Okay, I'm so good you've got good athletics right you're like a big strong guy That's gonna be a 21 oh hell yeah, you fucking bound right up there. So you're like 15 feet below your brother who's up on this taller And I y'all come back No stop that now. I don't know who that is

Remember when we lived I don't remember what we were doing particularly My memory is very faulty. My memory is very gross, but I believe we love each other. Do not fight us, and I cast Lightning Luror on him, and I yank him down towards me towards to the ground. Dope, what is, how does that attack work? They must succeed on a strength saving role. Oh boy, he's strong. Oh no.

Or be pulled up to 10 feet in the straight line towards you and take 1-D8 damage. Oh shit Okay, he'll take a decent amount of damage from falling if he fails a strength throw. He has a plus three. Okay, so let's say He fails So around his leg you pull him off the tube and he Crashes 30 feet down onto the ground again on the two of the guys and he crashes 30 feet down onto the ground again. On the two of the guys? Right next to Bev, okay, I'm waking him up.

I'll let you do an athletics check. You gotta beat a 22. Okay, you got a 22 or higher. You can aim him to land on a guy. I aim him to land on fairly. I got 20. Okay, not now, 20. You successfully knock him off

and he's gonna take some damage. I'll roll the one to eat. Yeah. Yeah, he isn't even. Two. He takes another nine damage from falling. So he takes 11 damage as he crashes. How is he looking?

He's taking a lot of damage. He's a monster. So he just yells, I am snakes. So. Oh, whatever. I could be snake. Does he lose it? Does he lose it too much?

I'm gonna get a time he fell off the test tube. No, he doesn't, but he'll have to get up from prone. He's just laying in the compound. And this dude kinda sucks. He's gotten to do nothing. We should give him to go up there again. It's really funny, because you guys are having a bad fight, but so are they?

This is like a football game where nothing happens except one team scores a field goal. You guys are looking like that field goal team right now, though. Yeah, it's really snowy out. Nobody's having a good time. That was good game for the defense. That was Stunk Bug. That's gonna be the five guys now.

Beverly is just asleep on the ground. Oh, please tell me they kicked me. No, they're not gonna kick you. Can you roll to see one trip? They're going to. The first guy is gonna shoot a thunder wave at you, Stunkbug. Oh, you gotta succeed on a Constitution saving throw.

15. 15. Okay, you pass, but you still take half damage, but you don't get rocked off the boat, but you take seven damage. Oh, you. The second guy is also gonna shoot a thunder wave up at you. So do another Constitution saving throw.

I feel this one. I got a seven. Cool. Three damage and you get push 10 feet. So you fall off the tube 15 feet. Oh, no. You only take one damage from falling. But you fall prone on the ground.

And the other three guys are going to attack you with advantage. They just don't warm you and start stabbing at here. Okay, I'm gonna be casting shield now Oh, okay, well the first guy actually missed hardcore even with Advice okay, so wait for someone to hit yes second guy swings and He crits I'll still say I'll still say a crit isn't an auto hit so he would have gotten 24 to hit what do you get with a plus five? With a plus five puts me at AC 24. That would still hit you. Okay.

So he just he just hits you. Have I cast it now? No, I'll let you hold off and not waste it. Okay. Okay. So he's gonna hit you for 13 damage. Oh no. And then the third guy is going to roll with advantage and he misses, he just rolled two sevens. So he misses you big time. You're just a big tin can getting banged on the ground. Oh no. It's Beverly's just passed out on the floor. He might all die.

That is going to be Beverly who is asleep. I will clarify that Beverly is having a dream about a show called Frajork. That's me! Yeah, and every time Stunkbug and, what's the other one's name? Gunkbug. Stunkbug and Gunkbug. Every time they scream in my dream, it's them having a polite debate about wine. Beverly is out.

That is you, Hart. I should have woken you up on my last turn. No, I'm having an ice cream. So, can I see Bev's amulet, first of all? Yes. Even though he's not surrounded anymore, they're all going after Stunk Bug. Stunk Bug, not Bug. That's coming from the amulet.

I'm just going to get a second one from the amulet. Bug, or this is just like how dad would mix this up. Okay you can do half your hit dice, so you can do 2d10s plus your constitution modifier twice. 16. Okay so you use the emulate. Great and now I get an action, right? Yep.

Cool, Oswald's far away from me. She's only like 25, 30 feet away. You could use your movement to run up to her. Alright, I'm gonna rush her and try to hit her with my axe. Cool. When people use my amulet do I tingle a little bit? Yes, you do. And I'm not going to hit her because that's a 12. That just scoots out of the way.

That is back to Oswald. So Oswald is going to once again, actually no, she's going to go after you with her rapier. is going to once again, actually no, she's gonna go after you with a rapier. She swings and that hits for only five damage and she takes another swing with a rapier and she rolls a not one so she misses big time. She stabs yourself in the eye. She's looking flustered like her whole life was alive. She fucked up big time. She could have had a nice future with Stunk Bug.

They could have lived in his one bedroom apartment. She drops her apier and boots it across the floor. Okay. Oops, that is moonshine. Okay, so are any of the guys within five feet of Beverly? No, they ran over to Stunk Bug. Okay, then, can I do a 15 foot cylinder that would encapsulate Beverly end of the guys?

Yeah, I'll say you can hit two of the guys and Beverly, if you'd like, or three of the other guys. Hit me. We're all trying to hit Beverly just right now. We can beat me up. I don't know if this is the right thing to do. I'm just gonna, where is Gorg Gunk or what? He's still up in the raft or something.

I thought he fell. He fell. Oh, he fell on the ground? Yeah, no, he's just on the ground, yeah. Wait, is he near Beverly? He is more, he's closer to like Stunkbuck. You see within five feet of anyone. Probably some of the nights, yeah.

Okay, how many of the nights? Two. Okay, I'm just gonna ice knife gork gork. Okay. Seven gork gork. Please use the name our mother gave him. Okay. So.

Oh, thank you for that. So are you gonna make these dowels? Roll with advantage, roll with advantage, she's prone. Oh. I'm famous for my names. Okay. Is, is, is 17 going to hit? That does hit him, he doesn famous for my names. Is is 17 going to hit that does hit him. He doesn't. Oh, yeah. Okay. So he's going to take.

Five damage and then him and everyone within five feet has to make a dexterity saving throw or take two D6 cold damage. Cool. He takes it because he's on the ground. He just rolled a disadvantage. So he takes five more. Okay, the other two guys only take their dexterity saving throws. The one guy makes it, second guy also makes it that both got 15 and 17. Well, gunk, gunk, gunk.

Gunk bog. Gunk bog takes another how much damage? 10. We're all doing fine with this. Oh, he took 10 total. You throw this knife, it hits him. and the shard explodes. Shard explodes. It hurts him more. You got so much cool shit. You're careful. There's a lot of day. Cool. That takes... I also regenerated so I got on my spell slots back. Cool. That is Gunk Bog.

Gunk Bog stands up, go for Gunk Bog. And Gunk Bog is closest to Stunk Bog. Gunk Bog attacks Stunk Bog. So, am I just eating, we've been waiting for, man. This is the mountain versus the hound. He swings a fist at you and as he goes to punch you, snakes shoot out of wounds on his arm. I think this is cute. That's a 18-hit, does that hit?

What's your excuse? It does not hit. Dope, you block it with your lance. He swings with his other fist. And he misses, he misses both times. That was right, that's right. Snakes are wrapped around your lance and you're like trying to hold them off

as this menacing dude with his like cold, dead blue arcane eyes stare deep into your soul. Whoa. I shout to Stunk Bug. Save some of them, Snakes, for the John Blyan. Ha ha ha ha. And that's he's, I'm not going to eat your peasant food. That's you Stunk Bug.

Oh my god Can I dare attack my own brother? Can't I mean I guess he's trying to hit me with his brother anymore man. I guess you don't think so He's more snake than or who's comes out of his brain that you can see Okay, first can I can I use the amulet thing to get little a piece? That's a bonus action so you can you can roll. You Beverly you are helping You can roll to 20 tens 2d tens plus your constitution modifier twice Heal boy come here heal boy. I like that nobody has helped Beverly

We're not really is the amulet himself now Yeah, he's just laying on the ground You'll just like me for Pellor. In my dream, there's a sparkling teta tet going on between Gunk Bog and Stunk Bog. Okay, you used the alas amulet. How much team? 18, no.

Listen, I got 21 HP. So, who will I hit if I use, can I use Thunder Wave to catch Gunk Bog and anybody else? Gunk Bog is further away from Beverly. There are two guys that are in range of Beverly. You can hit two guys in Beverly or hit Gunk Bog and three guys. Okay, Gunk Bog and three guys and my role-playing explanation for this is that I'm not trying to kill them I'm just trying to get them away from me like, no, Gunk Bog! And like blast them to like knock him back.

All right, they got to do Constitution saving throw. So yeah, gunk bog succeeds. So we're gonna take half damage. The other three guys, that guy succeeds, that guy succeeds, and that guy succeeds. They rolled to 16 and 18 and an 18. So they'll, so they'll, so we're all 2D8s,

they all take half damage. It's a 14 so 7 And then should I try to flee or anything? I guess not I guess you just they would all get opportunity attacks on you Yeah, too many of them cool that is the five guys who are gonna swarm in on Stunkbug. Oh, Jesus. So first guy swings, and that is not gonna hit. Second guy swings, that is not gonna hit. You've got a lot of AC.

Third guy swings, even a 19 is not gonna hit, right? Do you have 20 AC or 19? I have 19 AC. Okay, he does hit you then. He hits you for four damage. Okay, how many more left to go? One guy. One guy. Okay. That's fine. And the last guy crits. So he's gonna catch you no matter what. Even if I catch shield. Alright. Yeah, because he's gonna, that's gonna be 24.

It's a big burger boy. He rolled the one on his first damage, eight on his second damage. So overall, he got a 12 Okay, I'm down to five. Yeah That is Beverly who is out hard one This is really bad. We really should have won't tell you well. Can I just can I just take both of my throwing axes? I sort of like Jesus Christ I want it be and and when it odds weight now that you know I'm gonna I'm gonna wait bev up next turn if you don't do it, and when it odds with. Wait, now that, you know what?

I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait, babe, up next turn. If you don't do that. If you, I'll let you roll both of those at disadvantage, if you want. Fuck you, man. You're just like, throw a rock at me. I kick something at best. You can throw like a rock.

You can throw like just like something in your pack, just a rock. We gotta get a little focus fire going on, because so far we've only killed one gnome. And like everyone else is at half health if we had just been focusing this battle we'll be waiting. Well this is good, but we're taking seven attacks around here.

One question. Yeah. What happens if I take a little bit of the arcane? You do have arcane, you'll get the two slots and be able to do extra damage and Also in that vial you have about three doses so you could pass it around But if you did it yourself would be more dangerous, huh? I don't think it was that helpful in the fight. Yeah, maybe it doesn't extra two D6 of damage I didn't think it was that helpful in the fight

But then you also have to roll for something bad Would you would you show? No, do it man. Yeah, that's true. Would you so disrespect Skullis' memory by doing drugs? That doesn't count sir. I almost make you want to do it. I'm close to death. If you did it, you would have a fire spell

and be able to shoot it at Beverly and possibly people around him. Again, you could just throw a boot at me or some sort of rock or make you like. I would have cracked a pile. Yeah. Do you just snort the arcane? Yeah, I'm into the drugs now. Okay, cool, you do it, you've got,

you've got hellish rebuke. You point your finger and the creature that damaged you is momentarily surrounded by hellish flame. Oh, it's a reaction. Dope. Oh. So you can hang onto this. And if somebody hits you, you can do that spell.

And that takes up one of your slots. You have two spell slots. So you've taken this arcane. You're still going to have to like throw a rock or something. Yeah. I'll just throw a rock at him. Cool. Throw a rock at Beverly.

Just making a range attack. I swear to God, if you miss. 17. OK. Beverly is not holding up his shield. So what are you minus two without your shield? Because you're just laying on the ground splay. What's my AC without a shield? Yeah.

We're just really trying to help make this happen. Well, what is your AC minus two? He's 17. 17. 17. Cool. You hit him in the head with a rock. If ever you take one damage and you wake up. It was the rock that Irland gave hard. I did drugs man.

After we leave this town, you got to take the fucking bios away from me So it actually works because now that you've taken this fire arcane and you have hellish rebuke You can cast a spell as a reaction So the next time somebody hits you you can shoot fire at them great Oswald come at me Cool, so now that is going to be you're finally gonna hit her That is that is back up to Oswald and she is indeed going to be that is back up to Oswald and she is indeed going to swing her rapier at you do I wake up just in time to see hard one do drugs no you miss him doing she swings and misses but she's gonna take a second swing and she

misses twice I think you can only do it if they hit you right there yeah it's a review okay that was Oswald, that is you, Moon Shine. Okay, okay, I'm not good with the one-on-one stuff. I don't know. Can you get these guys off of me? I'll get to tell you, like, five dudes around. I'm gonna cast Thunder Wave. Can I cast Thunder Wave on as many people as I can,

but not him? You can, like, go past Stunk bug to just hit the people behind him. That's what I want. So you would be able to get three guys and gunk bog. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna try and do. Okay, cool. They are going to roll saving throws. Gunk bog saves.

First guy does not save second guy saves. Last guy does not save. So eight. Eight damage. Cool. Is anyone looking even mildly? Yes, two of these guys are on Death's Door that just got hit by this. One of these guys is pretty fucked up and Gunkbug is not looking well. His wounds with the snakes and them are getting bigger. It looks like his body is maybe like made of weird arcane snakes and

fucked up. And he's like, he's like falling apart. He's just a big ball of yarn that is unraveling. He's like, Munchan is salivating to see this. She's like, I want to put you in a pot of fire. I'm not like to spice you up with some saffron.

That's a fancy spot. I too love saffron. Oh, saffron gross wild Guys focus So that is gunkbox. Sorry that you that we're gunk bog was in gunk bog punches at you stunk bug No He misses on his first hit he makes a second attack and he fucking misses this dude sucks Yeah, he misses twice and that is you stunk bug. He didn't hit me because he still loves me. Yeah, that's what is this feeling that I have

More ooze comes out of his brain Just a big piece of his brain falls out of you a pet snake out of this, but your brother's gone Okay, I think I got a I think I got a thunder wave of mall again. I mean I can I just go after I think I got a thunder wave them all again. I mean, can I hit? I think just go after the guy, right? I'm gonna go back. Because I personally don't have, all my spells that are stocked right now

are like area, I can hit multiple people. We need to start actually killing some people. Yeah, but two of the guys are in death's door, so if I thunder wave, or two guys will be all killing them. And then also I'll be able to run away. I have low HP and currently, at least a couple of them go if you if you push Gunk gunk bog back then you will be able to do that. Yes, okay, so then so this is my last one So I won't get shield anymore after I do this, but I will use

Thunder wave cool. Yeah, try to knock them off gunk bog does not save if he gets hit for the full few the other three guys Bunkbog does not save if he gets hit for the full few the other three guys For the full one guy saves only one of the nights save so roll your damage. Okay, let's hope it wasn't a healthy. Oh 12 12 damage okay So you actually kill three of the nights Lighting comes out of your hands you shock shock these dudes, you see the electricity go up through their armored bodies, their burnt to a crisp, and they plop over. Blue time's like, I was working on them too, right?

That was kind of a joint effort. I was a Scotty Pippin. Stunk Bob back. Stunk Bob back. I'm just gonna go back to sleep if that's cool. And Gunk Bob gets knocked away. Gunk Bog gets knocked back. I'm gonna like, just try to take some cover.

Can I go just cover? Run and hide behind like a table. I was just wanna take a different position. That's all. Okay, do you wanna run towards like where moonshine and hard one are with no arcane archer? Let's go, I'll go nearer. You start running near hard one and moonshine and hard one are with no arching archer. Let's go, I'll go near your archer. You start running near hard one and moonshine

and captain also. That's all I want to do. So you run back. That's smart. Cool. So then these other two eldritch knights are going to go after Beverly. They're going to swim on you.

Bring it. And they hit you. I am very well rested. They hit you for seven damage. That's a good question. Second guy misses Why are they taking while he was asleep? That was Mrs. Seven damage. Yeah, that is you Bev you're back up back in the game Let's go, babe. I'm ready. I'm ready to hit some bad guys or take the PSATs. I'm extremely well rested I'm sick of fucking around. I'm just going to divine smite the nearest night.

Cool, so we can see a few of you there. And then you can divine smite the nearest night. Divine smite, then you have this night. All right. That's a 20, baby. That's 20? Holy shit, yeah, roll your damage twice. Where is good?

And then roll two marks. So you're going to roll8s with the divine smite This is guys gonna evaporate called though you didn't finally, but you just take your time to describe it what you're doing here These guys were healthy. I'll tell you these guys are at 23. Yeah, okay, so let's see what you do okay? That's five wait do I add my damage to that at the end okay, you got your damage once It's a six eleven That's five wait do I add my damage to that at the end okay? You got your damage once It's a six eleven It's a seven eighteen

That's an eight Finish him oh my god. All right. I also fun that it was five six seven eight It was the beginning of the song of destruction. He goes five six seven eight. It was the beginning of the song of destruction. He goes five six seven eight. And then defying five. He just needed a nap. That's what he needed. He wasn't rolling good. Five amps.

He rolled a nap 20. Ah. Yeah, I say five six seven eight. I shall lay you fully pro-street. And then my amulet glows and the glow reflects into my sword and I do my classic radial slice. Dope. You omnislash him. Yep, and he goes away forever.

That is you hard one. Sweet. I'm going to swing it Oswald. Do it out. Wait, wait, wait. Who who's near me by the way just one other guy Yeah, is anyone close enough for me to shield of faith? That's a bonus. Yeah, um stink bug. Yeah, don't talk. Let me sorry. Let me show them sucks Yeah, I go to use it. I got these close enough. I'm gonna I'm gonna stunk bug. I'm gonna shield a faith stunk bug cool That's another two AC to you. Oh great. Oh

Very nice. I'm gonna approach a Oswald and I'm gonna say did you see me do those drugs? Do you want to arrest me now? Wait, you did drugs that that's what's up, though? I was a 24 24 to hit that hit. Yes Oh, no, this is a proge. This is not good message for drugs. No The drugs haven't done anything hard one dare to for 14 but he's hitting 14 damage. Yeah, you do extra. Uh, do I do extra damage because I You can you expend a spell slot to do another 2d6 if you like yeah, let's do that okay Seven another seven damage You kill her. Yes!

And incorporate the fire because the drugs is really what does it here. Yeah, that's true. With the fire comes out of my finger. Out of your accent, like bursts out of it. You like channel arcane energy. Cool. I'm gonna say to Stunkbug, I'm sorry I have to kill your girlfriend. Wow.

And slice her neck open and then the fire sort of creates like a beautiful beard. You're finally beautiful. You know we shared a certain workplace attraction. Well it's never gonna happen to you guys now. You guys see hard ones eyes like bursting with fire as he like a maniac executes this woman. Roll a wild magic surge, roll a D20.

Uh-oh, oh god damn. That's 16. 16, you're fine, you're able to suck. Woo! Oh, hard one, you are. I don't know if you can be a scout leader if you drive this much. Yeah, I clutch my ass.

I hand the vials over to them. That's Oswald who's super dead, and that is you, Moonshan. Okay, one night. One night. Just one night left. That's Oswald who's super dead and that is you Moonshan. Okay, one night, one night, duking it out with Beverly and Kunkbog trying to kill Stunkbog. You know what? Let's ice knife him then.

Kunkbog. Kunkbog. Kunkbog. Okay. Jesus Christ. Is, are the shatters potentially gonna hit Stunkbog? No, I ran away. Oh, he did.

It's not there, right? I went over by Beverly. Okay, cool. Yeah, this is just a straight hit on Gunkbug. 18. 18 hits. Woo! I can't wait to meet your mom, Sunkwig.

Sunkwig. Sunkwig is gonna take four damage and then, oh, I'm sorry, I rolled the wrong dice. I hope I get a better one. Oh, four seconds. I got three. He's gonna take three, but then they do dexterity saving throws. Just him. Just him. Okay, he passes.

Okay, well, he gets, okay, but he's dead. Oh, yeah, nothing happens. It was also two, I rolled two ones in a row anyway. Oh, Jesus, what is with you with the ones? One's love me gosh. Okay. I'm the one you know gunk bog Gunk bog is on death's door You see his oh Esports him also you spores him also, okay?

You're pretty far away from how what kind of range does this sports have that I have no glue They're I'm gonna say they don't have like 50 feet You're pretty far away from him. What kind of range does this spores have? That I have no clue. I'm gonna say they don't have like 50 feet. Well, can I send him? Do you want to run at him and do it? Yeah. Okay, run at him and do it. I run at him and I spores him.

He spores him, okay. He is not dead. And I say remember where the spores came from. And he just goes, and his arms explode and just turn into snakes. And those snakes fly at you, Moonshine. And I say, you think I've never been tickled by snakes? And he misses the first one.

You definitely dodge it with your Crick-Hell-Floos. I know this dude. And this dude, Crits. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. I am afraid. He. Couple of snakes, that makes it go. Oh my god. I am afraid. He.

Couple of snakes coming up my pant leg. Happened before. What happened again? What if you die? Can you clarify that? You could die here. Yeah, I don't know. I was talking and then I heard how many guys were enrolled.

Oh, that's a, that's a, that's a lot. It's definitely. That's a coin purse. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Sounds like a dentist drug the box of teeth. Oh, that's a that's a coin purse Sounds like a dentist drug the box of teeth. He punches you and four snakes latch onto you and bite you for 25 damage I'm still standing and you know what I'm saying come here baby snakes come to mama They just suck at your blood You can talk to animals until these snakes do relax Yeah, these are normal animals

They're really gonna relax if you speak to them Oh, I'm totally joking Okay They're demon snakes I thought he was giving us a softball No, that is stunk bug Oh god, okay Well, I guess I have to overcome my desire to not kill my brother because he's just

viciously attacked this nice woman with snake and I've only met her recently. Yeah, you see You've got to have this with her at this point. Moonshine is covered in snakes right now that you're just biting at her and honestly She's not she's not the sort of person I would normally You know pal around with, but she's really convinced me of the She's convinced me of the of the of the gentle spirit and of her people You know like of the lower classes. I didn't realize that they were so could be so spirited And I've got to enjoy her music as well. So She's dead stunkbox

don't enjoy her music as well so uh... she's dead stunk box and i'll go i'll go rush at gunk bug gunk bug i go rush at him with my lance uh... and uh... uh... try to try to uh... stab him in his dead heart yes that in his dead heart in the back of his uh... in the back of his, in the back of his, our pain brain case, do it up.

Yeah. Your names were like a bad Monty Python sketch. We're just as mother made us. Um, that was a 15. That hits. Yeah. It does not have a lot of HP. Oh, I forgot that happened.

Our AC rather. It's gonna be 12. Awesome. Dunkbug. Finish him. Oh no! Save the snow! Save the snow!

No! Okay, so I run at him and I leap into the air and the lance goes directly into the back of his brain and pierces it and it gets stuck for a second, but as I'm doing it, I'm weeping with grief over my brother's death and my tears coarsed down the end of the lance to into his brain and they sort of like moisten

and lubricate the end of it and that provides the extra juice it needs to go through the other side of his skull. Tearloon. Yeah, tearloon. As you hit your brother and he starts to collapse, you suddenly have a terrible headache and you have this flashback to you guys in the woods training together. Oh, no. And you're jumping at him and swinging at him, and he holds his lance up to block you and says, not so fast, little brother, like this. And he shows you how to do it there.

Oh, you. Oh, yeah. Aim your lance true and you finish him. No, that's so sad. And then there's just one shitty night that's just like, aren't you killed Beverly? And he swings and he is I'm dead I don't know how to stop I am not just crying watching gun fog die A moment of silence and then there's a shit abandoned slash now people. Yeah, there's a moment of silence

You're like okay, Mark We killed all the important people Still be in the middle of something We're trying to watch a cutscene goddamn it. I don't understand what's going on Read the room Yeah, I'm just gonna... You know what? Okay. This guy is by himself. Do you guys want to describe how you group kill this man?

Because he's... There's no way he fucking wins this. I need one piece of intel. Are the snakes alive still? No. He like melts into the floor. And all that's left is... Mochak is all the way to his knees and weeps for the baby snakes who she felt like she was feeding.

The snakes, the snakes melt away and you see there's just this naked, dead, scalped orc laying on the ground. Um, I missed the snake. Are you guys going to kill this night? I was like, can we all pull his arms and legs apart? Could I maybe take my turn? I'll go ahead. I want to use an engineering strike, so that everyone can get in on the phone.

OK, cool. Roll with advantage, I'm a bit. So you guys are all inspired by singing this beautiful violence. All right, that was not advantageous. Let me try again. Ooh, that's 19 plus 6. That hits. Cool. Nice. Strike him.

Do your... Well, bad. Take him down. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I think I'm just like, dude, just come on. It's a 6 plus 6. That's 12 damage. And then they are ensnared.

Cool. You... This dude is now on Death's Door and covered in vines. I think what I do is like, I've ensnared. Cool. You, this dude is now on Death's Door and covered in vines. I think what I do is like, I've ensnared him. And I see like, I think that you've earned that right. We finish him off. We all step back and we say,

Bev, do you think? We did a lot of rage. You got shocked twice, you fell asleep. You, you, you, you, you, we have to lie. You, you couldn't hit a robot with a stick. It's been a rough day, but it's been a rough day for all of us. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, melted off of his face, and it's a skull, and the rest of him is this very pale white with bleached white hair, and you just punch his face until it's completely not there anymore.

And his skull cracks, and it's horrifying. Trust me, getting a good night's sleep is important, especially if it's permanent! Gordwin's just like, man I'm fucked up. So, besides this insane murder scene where you've got Oswald's throat was just slid, Duttle was stabbed up through his mouth, I believe. Gunkbog is laying there this naked, torn up orc on the ground, and all of these nights are dead, and then there's all of these. There are still like surgical clock works, just like still cutting up bodies and stuff.

It's just a goddamn night. Can we do a perception check to like turn this shit off now? Yeah, you guys can just like wreck the like medical clock works. If you guys don't like it. I'm gonna let young bests, bests seems to have a lot of rain. I wanna make sure that nothing ever, this never happens to anyone else ever again.

You guys kinda get a read on the room, it's full of chemicals and shit. If you just wanted to blow up this building. Yes. Yes. I don't think we should blow up the building yet, yet. I think we should contact our friend that we can trust at the precinct.

I'm talking of course about Lieutenant Bricker. Yeah, I say we burn it down. We should definitely burn it. Okay, that's your opinion. I take Youngbugs' body and I put it over my shoulder because I'm gonna give him a proper video. Yeah, let's do a little vote and then we'll decide. Every all in favor of blowing up the building.

Hard one is blowing up the building. So I take young Bev and I say, we'll figure out something. You can write her a note or something. OK, I do process is important, but I guess I've lost up. We're definitely going to go see her and let her know that the building just caught fire and blew up. So you guys running out the front door,

you guys like scooting town after we blow up this building? Can we like go grab skull we should go check back on skulls and one. Let's blow it up shut the trap door behind us and go down the hallway back to. Cool, just for just for shits and giggles as you like take your fire acts to some chemicals and there's this huge explosion and fire starts catching throughout this lab. Roll wild magic search. Oh boy. Cool. What's that one? That's a D20. Oh yeah. Because you're from the arcane. That was a three. Oh my god. Let's see what happens.

It's a one, two, a five. I go over to a hard one and I embrace them and say, hog's not drugs. That's the place after it's explosion to go is down in a closed tunnel. Yeah, I know. I definitely was thinking that's the... Out the front door. A logic read, but...

Probably not great. We didn't come in the front way. We don't even know, I mean, there could be more robots there. Ha! Okay, you cast fly on a random creature within 60 feet of you. Pop off. Pop off! No, it's random. It's random. So I'm just gonna, you cast fly on a random creature within 60 feet of you. Paw paw. Paw paw. Paw paw.

No, it's random. It's random. So I'm just gonna, you know what, I'll roll a D6. That is moonshine. Moonshine, you just are floating. The gift of flying. Oh, I wish it's for it to be on Paw Paw. Paw paw is flying. Yeah, he's in your overalls. I say, I say, um, how is the view up here, my little co-pilot? I can't speak with animals.

Oh, I was just a fire, just a fire, just crazy, just a little crazy. Gun fuck. Get out of here, it's gonna fuck out of here, it's gonna fuck out of here. Gun fuck is crying. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to help everyone get everyone out. Big giant fire, you see explosions everywhere. As you guys rush down into the tunnel, you run all the way back to the lab.

Is the explosion happening behind us as we're running? It's dope, as hell, yeah. Yes. While I'm flying. Slow motion, you guys running. Hard one has the shakes and suddenly feels very cold. It's freaking out, yeah. Tweaking out, as you guys run.

Moonshine. Stunk Bug has the body of gunk bog over his shoulder Mooshine Mooshine and Bob have the have the air in our hair Fly down you guys get down into the tunnel you guys Make it all the way back to the lab you guys climb back up and you see Shattered clock works all over. There was clearly a huge fight up and you see shattered clockworks all over. There was clearly a huge fight here and you hear, oh hey.

I'm hard one. Is that my new nickname? You bet your robot acid in it. Is this where we would hug if I were a real gnome? Yeah dude, get over here. He goes and he gives you guys a big group hug. Yeah. I'm glad you guys killed everyone

because if you didn't, Professor Nuddle would have definitely killed me. We killed him first. Cool. Yeah, he was first to go. Yeah. Your master is sort of a bitch, man. I want to take my gold garrosh tooth

and put it in his mouth. A real tooth. Well, a fake tooth, but I'm assuming you got this from a real human. This came from a real human because to us, you're a real gnome and a real friend. Hey, thank you, everyone. This is the happiest I've ever been. Even though my best friend is the happiest I've ever been. Even though my best friend is dead. Sorry to do that. That's okay.

Well, who will be your new best friend? Hey, yeah, can we maybe... Actually, I think we should just be feet. Don't you feel like we should? I think that it would be difficult for you guys to explain what happened. For a size, for you. So, you should maybe leave, but Stunk Bug, perhaps we could rebuild this lab in our own way. Hey, yes, that's exactly what I was going to say.

I need to remain here and try to undo the professor's horrible work. How much do I have to do? Because there might be other orcs who he has polluted in such a way. But how much do I have to roll for us to get a robot butler? You can roll a persuasion check to try to take him with you. Hard one. Are you sure you don't want to come? I've no one for long. That's one really should stay at the lab.

I think if I stayed here, I could be a witness and say that Duttle went crazy and I'm sure that there is still some leftover evidence that Lieutenant Brickard will be able to find. You're right. I don't know I'm in favor of hard-won, hard-won, having his freedom rather than just trading master for master. I agree. He should, he should choose what he wants to do. Yeah, he'll, he'll, he'll stay here and you know know what for once he'll have a real friend me I need a little companionship come on come on one come help me bury my brother in a proper grave His body is here. Oh, yes that got torn up a little bit in the fight with the other clockwork. I'll bury him too since apparently we didn't really need to kill him.

He was, well he was a bad guy. So it's okay. Just so generally though. Yeah, sort of not far to your story necessarily. But he's just dead. We leave a lot of people in our area. We leave a lot of. I think, y'all, we need to get out of here because we've got the cover right now

I think I think you can go talk to Brickard I think I think maybe we'll see a little more eye to eye than we used to now that everyone else in town is dead All right, well to the rest of you then it was nice meeting you He was a pleasure As you walk away One and I wave holding our two dead bodies I am happy to go to my first funeral and learn more about sadness The last limit can I give a last please is me and me and one burying a gunk

bog ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and you know, it's a fresh grave, and there's like tears running down my face, but then you see the silhouette of Juan putting his, patting me on this. And you know that those two buds are gonna be okay. You have a new brother now. And you guys, you guys, leave town? I think we skipped town. Yeah, I think that's a great idea. I just wanted to see Renee, but we'll leave.

Cool. Stunkbug waves goodbye to you guys as you guys ride out of town. As this giant building exists, Yeah, I think that's a great idea. I just wanted to see Renee, but we'll leave. Cool. Stunkbug waves goodbye to you guys as you guys ride out of town. As this giant building explodes and the bubble nights, how rushed to it, but you guys use the cover of Night to escape and leave the city. And that is where we will end our session.

Woo! Yay! It's a fun one, guys. All right. Thank you, Adam, for joining us. Oh my gosh, I had the most fun ever. Yeah, Adam, what do you want us to plug? We want to plug.

Oh, we got, I mean, Adam runs everything here's on True TV. I hope maybe our mini series, animated, mini series reanimated history was still be airing Tuesdays at 10.30 by the time this comes out. We're doing six all animated episodes this year. It's great. And I am on it sometimes too. Emily acts for this feature in every episode,

doing her own special segments. And I don't, and I don on it sometimes Emily acts for this feature in every episode doing her own special segments And I don't and I don't do an annoying Southern accent You tell a history of people from across the world in a segment called Called Remember already you said it like six or six or eight times. This is called same time same time different place Yeah, yeah, yes, cool guys follow us all on Twitter at CHMurf's me at called these called well called same time. Same time, different place. Yeah. Beautiful. Yes. Cool, guys. Follow us all on Twitter at CHMurf's May.

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You the nation. Hey guys, thanks for listening. We're going to do our shout outs now. First, let's hear from everyone's favorite Craven Bastard, Scoutmaster Denny. Hey, woo! I would give you your podcast listening batch, but I've been banned from the green teens for life,

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Oh hey there, peanut butter, tater tot. Don't you sound delicious, making me all hungry, such just by saying your name. Now that's hospitality. Thanks guys, now let's catch up with Hard One Beverly and Moonshine. Hard One Surefoot would like to thank Sea Stag, the valiant sea stag, war horse of the ocean. I would like to thank C Steg, the valiant C Stag, Warhorse of the Ocean. Scott Max, you can't stop the Max. Avery and Cade, the Dynamite duo.

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Macaroni and bees, a violent fight in your pasta brethren, mord and speed to you. Beverly Toe Gold here, with some advice for all the new green teen recruits seeking their first leaf patch. Stash Ninja, don't forget to bring an extra foot razor. A French accent, not every mushroom is food. James 8282, Sleeping Bags are for one green teen only, no exceptions. That guy Matt, Swords are for self-defense only, please remember that. Zebra on the rocks, don't forget to pack your sunscreen, your moon screen, your star

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