Not Another D&D Podcast - Ep. 98: Patient Zero (The Chosen Saga)

Episode Date: April 23, 2020

The Band of Boobs face the corrupted Erdan and Qwiksus, while dealing with problems in the One Hells. Beverly visits an Escape Room, Hardwon becomes a berry boy, and Moonshine lives out a Meat Loaf song. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!Music/Sound Effects Include:"The Purge" by Emily Axford."Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford."Kingshammer" by Emily Axford."Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford."The Valiant Ol' Cobb" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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with brush processing. Code P-A-W-P-A-W. Goodbye, Sweeties. Welcome to the campaign after the campaign. This is not another D&D podcast. Welcome back to Bahumia, everyone. Bahumia. Ooh, I'm your dungeon mastera-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- Tanner. Beverly Toggle, the fifth. Tertis teen whose blissful dream is to purge this scene and make it clean. Oh so happy Tertis is sticking around. You redeemed yourself. That is uh I'm closing the book on Tertis. Uh it has been bookended. You'll hear no more from Tertis but know that it is always there.

I really think you got out of Tertis perfectly clean. I feel like all Tertis did was make us talk more about Crabstert. There was some Crabstert talk, but Tertis was the talk of the town. Like, was it? Yeah, I mean, for all of the twists and turns that we had last week, Tertis was like the number two

or number three topic. The Tertis T-shirt in my cafe press is selling really well. Wow. Yeah, I have a profits. I've got a Napa hustle on the side and unofficial store. That's my IP, dude.

That's a legal man. Specifically called those bad joke. Try to sue me, man. My dad wrote the contract. Not a lie. That's totally true. All right, check out my crab certis on Zazzle. My dad wrote the contract. It's not a lie. That's totally true. All right, check out my crab certis on Zazzle. Let's get into it.

Yeah. Okay, gang. Let's do a little recap. So last week, you guys traveled to the corrupted demi plane of Melora after receiving a piece of her divine heart. She revealed that she had given up her corporeal form to keep the realm together, then gave each of you a boon

Bev received the action surge ability hard one learned reckless or selfless attack selfless attack. That's right. That's the branding That's in the cafe press and boon shine gained access to Portent roles the glittering lady Talaine then reconciled with Malora and vowed to stay with her and help her protect Bahumia. The rest of you returned to the glittering shrine where you freed your old friend Luna. She had been tracking Barrett Brisden and learned a couple things while she was trapped with him. One that the rath on the red horse was planning on stealing the hellfire crown to deliver it to theala and to that theala would be returning to the material plane to sit atop a throne at the court of god.

The primordial throne, right? That's right. A primordial meeting place lost to time. After chatting with Luna, you guys patched things up with Cordone, who swore himself to your cause to become your butler. Budler Blue. Together, you headed back to the material plane where Luna left you, promising that she and her pack would find the court of gods and get back to you.

Finally, you arrived back in Glade Home, only to find that the protective bubble was down. You were summoned by your friends and family, then separated. The rath of pestilence then revealed itself to Bev using Erdan as a host body. The corrupted Erdan informed Bev that he had used a powerful dominate person type spell on the all-caster, turning the entire city against you after narrowly surviving being attacked by your closest friends and allies. Moon Shine was able to dispel the charm on the allcaster, but the effects of the spell seem to have exhausted everyone in the city. When you emerged from the university basement, you saw that the entire city was passed out

in the streets, and over the horizon you saw Erdan host to the pestilence rath atop an undead skeletal coexis, and that's where we are now. So you all stand in the streets of Gladehome just outside the university. The cobblestone streets slick with rain. The various arcane street lights are all out. You see all of the previously charmed city folk, high elves, Crick elves, dwarves, humans are all passed out. Some of them in piles. Others crumpled up under tall balconies as if they were jumping off to get to you. Just devil-may-care running full speed towards the university and high above you in the

distance is Erdan the Rath, a top coexist. You hear his voice boom through the empty city which is oddly quiet except the sound of the pounding rain. I'm afraid you're all at a bit of a disadvantage. You've got a whole city here full of vulnerable people who you are sworn to protect, and I know how sentimental you are. And he looks right at you, Beverly. Oh, that's cold. But Beverly is not the only one with blood on his hands here. He killed Erdan, it's true. You see the rath bends Erdan's head in an unnatural way

to turn to the rest of you, breaking his own neck. It's just yoga, it's just yoga. Erdhan started doing yoga. Guy's flexible. He's so flexible. You guys see bulging discs shifting out from shredded skin as oozing boils melt part of his skin away. Okay, you're gonna have to go to a chiropractor, actually.

Yeah, actually. I know a guy. You have spread another plague on your own. You created an army of giants at each other's throats poised to be manipulated. The perfect soldiers to bring to war. You see, Erdan reaches his hand up into the sky and the clouds come together to form a projection on which you see the fire and brimstone of the one hells Sitting atop a blasted plane is the black keep of pender greens and at its twisted gates Is an army of trolls with glowing red eyes.

Are these the Feywild trolls? These are the Feywild trolls. Oh. Should have never gone flower picking in the Feywild, huh? You see near them, the rath on the red horse is holding a sword up, signifying for them to stay in place. In Glade Home, you hear Erdan goes on. You have no time to save everyone.

Least of all, YOURSELVES! You see, the Raith just bursts through Erdan's face, just completely destroying it. Quixis flies up, then knows Dives down towards you. In the projection, you see the Raith on the red horse, swings at sword down, signaling the trolls to attack. You see they charge forward and begin swarming, a pender greens keep. Everyone roll initiative. Fuck. Oh boy. Y'all, I gotta help pender greens. Go if

you must. I'm the reason he's down there. I mean we are but I am too I'm just literally just cast gas on him. We're the reason for a lot of stuff I I pretty much literally sent the trolls there We this is literally all our fault everything is our fault Ain't nothing you did wrong really Everything is our fault Nothing you did wrong really Yeah, I'm from the wrong timeline I I plucked a flower. Oh you did okay?

Okay, yeah, yeah, you're you're implicated. Yeah, I know I know but I just I grabbed a few at the end Just to kind of keep a couple days each for myself. I thought yeah, I would care you deserve that Valnor This is not on you. Yeah, I I don't know what to do here because I don't want to be separate from y'all, but I cannot leave Pintergreens down there. I cannot let him get overtaken. You see, Mimaw is there with you guys too. You guys dispeled Mimaw before she could be affected by this big, whatever like

Exhaust thing has taken over the rest of the city and me ma goes moonshan I'm with you no matter what you want to do. I'll go with you or I can stay here and help your friends here I have no clue what to do here. What did everybody get? I got a 19 11. I rolled a one Which I re-rolled and then I got another one. Oh I rolled a one, which I re-rolled, and then I got another one. Oh! Let's go. Let's get at it, folks. The dogs are out. All right, hard one.

You are in the middle of this city full of unconscious city folk, and you see, Quixis, this giant skeletal dragon with Erdan possessed by the rath sweeping down towards you. I'm just going, how close is Erdan to me? Can I attack him? You can either throw something or you can wait until they get close to react. I'll hold my reaction. Sweet.

Hard one. You hold your hammer out, waiting for them to get within range to charge forward. I have a wide low stance. I suck in my gut and I flex my core. That is Mima's turn. You see she pulls down her hood. She holds her hands up and she looks over at moonshine, just prepared to kind of do whatever moonshine needs for support. I can stay here, I can help heal your friends, I can go with you, I can go to pandergreens, you let me know girl. Oh no, I hate this, I completely prepared for a fight with the undead, not a fight with

a bunch of giants to defend pandergreens. That is pestilence's turn. That is the corrupted Erdan's turn. You see as Cuixes sweeps in close, Erdan holds his hand up, skin rotting away, skeletal hand reaches out. You see a cube of some kind of force appears around Boundor. What? And Boundor is just stuck in this strange spectral cage. Can I counter spell it? You can try. Okay. I think I'm

gonna just go for the role. Sweet. This is this is a seventh-level spell called force cage. You need to get a 17 or higher. 17 or higher, do I have to add? On a wisdom, plus five. Oh, oh, it's the same. Okay. Uncube this boob. Ah!

I got a matte one. Moonshine. Can Balnor use his reaction? Oh! Oh, damn, he's got Chrono Shift now. A Balnor's gonna use Chrono Shift, one of his two for the day, great call. He uses one of his two. Mochine, go ahead and try that counter again.

Come on, come on. Man, Jordy! Oh my God. You see, so clutch clutch for a split second, it looks like Boundor is stuck in the spectral cage, but then you see the spell Fizzles in her dance hands. Dang, Boundor just so you know, I know that was a duet. I felt you in there. I was trying to kind of like let you have the win, but honestly that was a dose of those. He puts a fist up to give you a fist bump. That is Moon Shine's turn.

Okay. There is a part of me that feels inclined to stay here. In this vision, how many giants are we talking about? Trolls? Hundreds. Hundreds? It looks like Pendergreens essentially has to get out of there. How many giants are we talking about? Trolls? Hundreds. Hundreds? It looks like pender greens essentially has to get out of there. You hear from your sword, you hear from Rosaline. It lights up on fire, you hear pender greens go,

Oh, moonshine, I have a pretty sick plan. So, oh, you do. I'm a pretty sick plan, but definitely gonna need help eventually. So if you could like, you know, like for sure, it's gonna need help, but it's gonna be sick. Okay, if you all got, you know, like for sure, it can need help. Brugas. It's gonna be sick. Okay, if you all got a sick plan, then you know what, is there any way? I have, they have scribes or is right?

I can scry on bed and hard one. You could definitely, especially now you guys are all connected with divine hearts. You guys could definitely across planes be able to like sense how each other doing. I'm gonna skip this plane for a bit, but I will be back soon. And I look at Mimon and I say, uh, can you plane shift us? You got it sweetheart.

Uh, you see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go pluck those flowers one more time. I'm gonna, uh, uh, hug Mimon for a plane shift. And as soon as we get down there, since Pender Green's has a sick plan, I'm just gonna let him take over. So I'll just like hold my action.

Sweet, are you gonna go out? So you saw the trolls started to like rush towards his keep. Are you going inside the keep where he presumably is? Are you going outside of it? I think I'm going inside where he was. Originally I was thinking I'd go right towards the trolls, but since he had a sick plan, I got to find out what the sick plan was.

Which had you and Mima arrive inside of Pendergreens' Black Keep? Oh, Herbert trying to go through. You see, Pendergreens is on top of a giant motorcycle I'm gonna freaking jump them all seriously get out here. We're just gonna freaking jump them We're gonna jump in there. We're just gonna freaking jump up. I got some of my boys out there some of my boys are gonna do So it's gonna be cool. It's gonna touch me more time. All right them. I'll cast jump on you All right them I'll cast jump on you

Motorcycle Pender greens I won't even hold my action if you know what you're doing then Revs the engine you and me ma get on to the back of pender greens motorcycle as you touch him and you cast jump on him She's gonna be having such a tough time by herself. I hope she's okay. I hope she's hanging in there at least. Yeah, yeah, I mean, how sick could this plan really be? Yeah. Mima, now do you see how sick hell is? How we couldn't close it?

Cause it's rad. I'm just, so there's a bunch of trolls. So we're just gonna jump over all of them. Pender Greens asked me to trust him. And I got to be honest, I've asked him to trust me in the past and he showed me that courtesy so I owe him a little payback At the end of moonshine's turn pestilence is gonna go ahead and use a layer action Is going to do a chill touch? You see a spectral hand reach out and

Attempts to slap hard one across the face. Can I use my health reaction now to slap it first? Oh, sweet. Yes, you can charge forwards. Do you want to swing at Erdan or Coexis? I usually make a rule of going after the animal, but I feel like I have a bond with Coexis cause me Coexis and Ren chilled for a little bit.

So I'm gonna just go after, I'm gonna go after Erdan. Sweet. And I'm gonna attack him selflessly. Okay, so I did not crit, but I didn't get anything below a 28. Yeah, you hit three times. So hard one. You as Erdan reaches out to do a chill touch

on you as a legendary action, you rush forward and as Coexis is getting down close to do like a fire breath onto all of you, you rush forward and bat at Erdan. How much damage did you do? 61. That's awesome too that you stopped at a chill touch because that means you can't regain hit points. Well, you'll still, he's still gonna get the do his legendary action. You just held this turn. So, just wanted to, I just wanted to deserve it. Yeah, hard one.

You crush Erdan's chest. Ribs and his chest cavity just completely cave in. And the wraith just like twists and smiles at you at you holds his hand up to do the chill touch Oh, that is only an 18 to hit that does not Heart one you dive down out of the way and it misses you. That's called a no five buddy Too slow that is Too slow. Too slow. That is, Cawixis's turn.

Cawixis is going to go ahead and breathe fire down. I'm all y'all. This is so hard because I was so excited now that I'm a Dragon Rider in training, aspiring Dragon Rider. I was so excited to try to redeem Cawixis, but I'm on a motorcycle on hell. The save is a dexterity saving throw. Lock. Okay, Balnor super fails, believe it or not.

Balnor is doing like a mime in a cage thing. He still thinks he's in the force cage. I can't get out. It's very funny, it's a very funny goof. Oh, that's being funny, a paranoid. I rolled yet another one, but I've re-rolled, that's a 13 plus nine, so 22. What was I supposed to add from Beverly though? I don't know if I can do that. Oh so I got a 26. So you take half a 56?

So you take 28 damage. Bev you only take 14 because you are resistant to fire. So Quixis, the bone dragon breathes down on you, cascade of fire. actually with the Elven shield that Lucana's got me If I take half damage I take zero damage Sweet Oh you hold the shield up Bev and like a character out of folklore block the dragon's fire. I unfortunately Blast all the fire towards hard one. Oh, sorry It's okay. I'll write a poem of this day That is the trolls and

the Rath on the red horse Moonshine you can't really see what's going on you just hear them outside Right in like this battle. Right, there's a freaking race down here. Yeah, so they're coming towards you. You hear just like thunder. It sounds like there's like an avalanche of feet coming towards you. And you guys actually have a better idea of what's going on. You guys see up in the sky in this projection. Oh yeah, we're watching the sick movie.

Yeah, you guys see trolls, attention. Russian forward. Breaking down iron gates, quickly overwhelming the minor devils and imps that protect it. They break down the iron gate and rush through a courtyard full of broken down hell machines straight towards the castle and begin swarming it like maggots on spoiled food. Just like climbing all through it.

Moonshine, you see from the inside, like green hands, getting their fingers like in between the stones and stuff, just like shaking, trying to get in. Some of Justin Timberlake's finest work. Yeah. But pender grease is wearing the throes, the crown still, right? Pender grease is wearing the crown.

Can I do some kind of like understanding if the throne holds any sort of sway or if that's just a piece of furniture It's just a piece of furniture great. Yeah And you see penigreens goes oh Don't worry about this moon trying if everything or you know goes to shit I'll just give into the power of the crown notice own all these knobs, you know Oh no these knobs you know Oh, it's been a great You just have to kill me you know

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jump the pool and now has to do it. I think I report sports just me, Mon. I say, yeah, I just like really felt like I owed him some trust, but now I'm second-guessing. But now I feel like we're all just gonna die down here in hell. But perhaps should have just ignored his sick plan and gone straight for the sake. I'm obviously hard on plan, I get to go on motorcycle ride with you

Give you look it's true. We're starting now sloppy, but we're still gonna end in the same place Sweet switch with that race head on a freaking pitch Bound or bowler is gonna go forward and he's gonna take some swings at Coexis and 18 to hit that misses at Kuwixis and 18 to hit that misses, second one hits, and third one hits, Balnor does a total of 32 damage. You see his sword, a mistbreaker, glows with white light as he slashes into the now evil Kuwixis. Oh yeah.

I mean, that's a little sad, but still dope. I know. Y'all save that dragon. I'm a such a majestic creature. Save that dragon. You see acid filled, a necrotic scales and melt off its bony body. It's not too late.

That's awesome. Save the dragon. We'll figure something out. We're just gonna need a lot of Neo-Sporan. We're gonna be fine Then on initiative two that is Pendergreens turn You see Pendergreens wait Pendergreens beat me on initiative Pendergreens did beat you on initiative. He has a minus one two He has a minus one and he's gonna shove

He's not extra. We're gonna do this more dry. We're gonna do this. We're gonna break up the trolls. Moonshine, whatever you do, I'm speaking to her through divine scry. Don't let him go sicko mode. You guys see, I did cast jump on the motorcycle. You guys see in the projection that the trolls are swarming this keep.

They're all over the place. Moonshine, you see from the inside, they are punching into the door, trying to get in, slamming their shoulders through the door, just destroying their bodies to get through. And you see, they finally are able to break in. But just as they're about to swarm and get in there, you guys see in the projection a huge war machine, the dwarf in Grindr, this garbage truck looking vehicle with a huge claw on the front, sparks to life in this field of otherwise broken down machines and roars with hellfire.

Just as the trolls look like they're going to break in through the front archway of the keep, you see Rust and Josh in Dwarfen Grinder smash into the castle. Oh, you have a freaking boar's here. One hell yeah. What did I tell you, Mima? It rules down here.

They smash into the castle, crushing dozens of trolls in the process. The collision causes the front of the keep to collapse. Moonshine you see just like rocks and stones fall all around you But it does create like a ramp as like the wreckage just laser in front of you Pendigree's just revs the engine all fru-k-no-le-ah-goo-ndor fru-k-s-moonshine you see the engine all fru-qu-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no- and lands as he spins out and drifts around them. You see he burns rubber and takes off onto the hellish landscape away from the keep. Most of the trolls begin just running after him, but you see the wraith on the red horse turns to a bunch of trolls that have mutated so that

they have like many arms so they can do like many things at once. You see ones with like three arms, ones with four arms, jump onto other war machines and start taking off after Pender Greens and you on the motorcycle. They've got like clubs out ready to whack at you. I can make this work. This movie is really distracting. It's extremely good.

Could we like, I don't know, minimize this or like switch it to something a little more peaceful? Is that thrown of both looks? Do they look like they have some undead quality to them since they are sort of like ponds of this rate? So the rate on the red horse is definitely undead. You don't know that the trolls are undead. It looks like they just were like taken over by the bloodlust of this Warhorse you see yeah this Rafe on the red horse moving as fast as the infernal war machines is charging after you guys as you pender greens and Mima just peel off and take off

That is Bevbs turn. Yeah Last and yeah, I guess probably least let's do it. Can I Do an arcana check or maybe a religion or a divine sense to see if I can sense this is a long shot But if I can sense Erlin's presence on pestilence. Yes, go ahead and give me a religion check presence on pestilence. Uh, yes, go ahead and give me a religion check. That's going to be a 23. A 23, you do not sense Erlin's presence. Okay.

That, that figures, but you know, I had to check. Actually, I think, yeah, that was the main thing. Uh, I think I'll just go ahead, he's already up in the mix. I'll head towards where hard one is and start attacking as well. Sweet, do you wanna attack Erdan or Coexis? Moonshine really does it want us to fuck with the dragon. Yes, he fits the dragon if you can. I'm sort of collecting them now.

Sort of a dragon. I'm just throws up anti-life matter. I'd be like to retire to a dragon ranch, you know? Sort of let them roam free. And this one looks like it does belong on a retirement ranch We're gonna put this dragon into a beautiful preserve where it can heal and be loved and appreciated by all the people of Bahumia the bones the bones stink guys this thing this thing is expired That's natural it smells like shit this thing smells like it was just covered in garbage

Shit if his smells like shit to Balnor It's bad. It's really bad. I farted while I was in the box for a brief moment there So my nose is maybe it's just me. I don't know. Does anybody else smell it? I smell sulfur, but I often smell that way It's that weird kind of sweet smelling beer fart. It's that weird, kind of, sweet smelling beer fart. It's very strange. I don't like it. Ben, what do you do? I pull out my sword, I pull out a bird's lair,

and I'm going to turn it on or Dan. Oh, are you going to show me a sword, Beverly? I know that whatever was left of our Dan is gone. You tried to poison me, but you couldn't do it, so you turned to guilt, which is the only disease that will work on me. But no matter how much guilt you pile on me, no matter how many dumb decisions I make, I'll always stand up again, and against people like you who would bring tragedy upon the world. And I try and divine smite them. Hell yeah. 13 plus 13, 26 to hit, super hits.

Yeehaw, all right. I'm gonna do a fourth level divine smite. Definitely a fiend so you can add another d8 to all that. That's 60 damage on that smite. Damn. Good on ya. You swing up and stab into Erdan

into an already open wound, and the precision of your radiant strike seems to only hit the rath. There's just a shock of white light through it that hits this glowing green rath inside of Erdan. You are a blight, and I will have no more words from you I'm going to strike again nice Does a

18 hit and 18 does not hit oh One more thing I'd like to do mm-hmm two more things actually if that's okay I want to as a bonus action turn back to hard one and say How would you like to smite for a change? want to, as a bonus action, turn back to Hardwan and say, how would you like to smite for a change? Uh, sounds cool to me. Ha ha ha. Dope. And I cast Holy Weapon on Hardwan's Hammer.

Whoa. Let's see. Fifth level Paladin spell. Let me read what it does. I'm so sorry. You see Erdan reaches his hand up, and he's gonna cast a fifth level counter spell Cool, this is the greatest honor of my oh

Wow, it would have been it would have been neat So just like just like that huh? Yeah, you're just gonna guilt the kid for a goof and then you're gonna counter spell them Get heated up here gang. I'm putting you in a cube. Let's put this guy in a cube. Let's put him in a cube. You're going in the cube. Get your ass in the cube. Get your ass in the cube, man. You're going in the cube, man.

Sorry, I'm taking up all the time, but just one more thing. Do I sense Jaja anywhere? Oh, you sent Jaja after a Gwein, so Jaja's quite far away. Okay, so I can't reach out to him telepathically or? You know what, let me go ahead, roll a pure luck check to see if,

cause Aguane could definitely beat the shit out of JoJo. So roll a pure luck check to see if Aguane has already killed him. I'll say 11 through 20, he's at half health, and one through 10, he's already disappeared. Come on, JoJo. Come on, I believe in you Come on you sexy turdist

But I also really believe in a quain That's a seven That's a seven, okay You feel that he has moved on I appreciate the honesty And these are remote times He has moved on I'm sorry, I didn't want you to meet a Gway in this way.

She was really mean, pop! She's a reformed bully, I promise. At the end of Bev's turn, Pestelence is going to use a paralyzing claw. You see, with a sickening crunch, holds up Erdan's arm, and you see a bunch of bones just split and bend out to make like a rake,

and swings on you hard one. Ew. That's a 21 to hit. I'll take it. You take 19 damage, and then go ahead and give me a con saving throw. That's a 29. Sweet, you are not paralyzed.

You just take 19 damage. However, Kuwixis is now going to use one of his legendary actions and is going to make a tail attack against you. That is a 23 to hits. And that is 18 damage, hard one, as Kuwixis's bony tail swings into your gut. Ow, gross. Hey, being hit by bullets.

Or, don't break the tail. It smells bad, right? It's, the dragon smells bad. We're gonna have to get the dragon a bath, Bounder, we get that. It could be the dragon, it also could be Erdan's rotting flesh with a wraith inside it. You know, we don't know where the smell, where the smell's coming from exactly. Sweet. Then that is next round. That is going to be a layer action in hell.

Um, hey. So moonshine, Pedagreens, you guys are on this motorcycle. You guys are rocketing through hell. You see five motorcycles behind you, four with these like greater trolls on them, holding clubs. And one, actually, is not a motorcycle, is the rath on the Red Horse chasing after you getting pretty close.

Pedagring is taking you guys directly towards a volcano. There's a throw-off. I trust you, Ben. The ball with the ball with the bang, the bang. He rides over the lip of the volcano just as there's an explosion that lights up the sky with lava and ash Go ahead and give me a dex save. Okay My pop-up didn't do anything can pop-up give me the health action on the front? Yeah God he's in his element

17 a 17 Just passes. Yes, so much on you take 25 damage as you still are hit with some fire Yeah, actually that was fire was actually like kind of kind of nice to get rid of a hole I definitely got hit with some lava like definitely all my peaches burned off if we're talking about that So it's I'm gonna roll some saves for these guys as they chase first one fails, second one fails. Third one passes, fourth one passes, and the race passes.

So geez, a bunch of them get real messed up right away and take 50 damage. Two of them real quick take a lot of damage. They're the ones only take 30. That is your turn, hard one. All right. Can I just do a quick glance up to the sky to see if I see Kalka anywhere? Go ahead and give me an animal handling check. With advantage or just a straight straight. Okay. Didn't know if you would want to be to use advantage so that's an 11 Can I sacrifice my turn to give him the help action? You certainly can yeah

Hard one you do not see you do not see Kaka at the moment Moonshan, how are those portent rolls? Do you want to toss well? No? Can I? My portent rolls are bad. I think that's for the best Okay, I'm going to I'm gonna selflessly attack Erdan nice that is one crit. Oh There you go that is two crits Jesus That is 80 damage whoa Erdan's looking pretty I mean he already looked really messed up

But you see the rate the rate is no spring chicken either you know what's fucked up man My hammer is really fucking cool and then Beverly was about to make it even cooler And you counter spelled that and you made me sort of think that my already cool hammer isn't as cool as it should be Abul ifence I'm gonna use my action surge and Selflessly attack one more stage. This is my second action surge. Nice. It was gonna have like a real cool glimmer. It was gonna have like a holy glimmer.

So that's a 25, a 29, and another crit. Jesus, good for you. This reckless attack seems very calculated. I'll say it. That is 84 damage. Jesus. You see the rate is kind of mocking you guys by destroying Erdan's body in more grotesque ways

to like freak you out as he's attacking you, but you see that you are like diminishing the actual rate. You see like green mist coming up off Erdan that was not there before. Get out of there. We know a really good plastic surgeon He's gonna be fine Then that is at the end of your turn

They are going to take legendary actions again Coixis is going to Go ahead and take a tail attack at you hard one. I'll shield myself now. Oh you love to see that Hammer is cool. Okay, you slam the hammer down. Lame hammer man. No, it's I'm gonna don't make me call my fucking dwarf daddy Well come out if you need us man. Well come out. You guys are killing probably counterspell those I don't know how he would do it, but he probably would they just called the hammer lame man You can let them do that man. Stay back, stay back, guys.

It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. So, Coexis misses on the Bony tail attack, then Erdan is going to go ahead and do a shield touch with advantage. That is going to be a 32 to hits.

You take 20 damage, as he reaches a cold spectral hand into your chest, and you feel him stop your heart for a moment, like grip your heart. You can also not be healed to this round. Sweet. Bad news. That's not the first time I had my heart broken. That is Mima's turn. Mima is going to turn to you, Moon Shine, and go, baby, here when you need me, and you see she turns into a giant vulture, and begins flying up above, and she's just prepping

herself to essentially like, if you want to target anybody, she'll go down and peck them so that they get disadvantaged on whatever. She'll get advantage on attacks and stuff. As long as you coordinate with Mimaw. So Mimaw bounces off the back of the motorcycle. She doesn't have as much HP as you, so it's good that she gets up in the air. If I do something that you can't work with, then just make your attack. You see, she nods. That is pestilence's turn. This is getting a little too close for comforts. I'd prefer if it was just too on one.

Erdan holds his hand up, and in a flash of light, you see Bev begins to disappear and fade out of existence, and you guys see at that moment, bubbles the skeletal cat jumps up as if to like try to jump in the way and disappears along with Bev. They both vanish. Whoa! You son of a bitch. Coco, save me!

So Bev, you do not get a save for this. This is the maze spell, so you will get a chance to try to get out on your turn So hard one you and Balnor see Bev just disappears. He's just gone. It's just you guys now. Oh and Bev you arrive in a strange demy plane with mist coming up to your knees and nothing in all directions. The sky is light, gray, it looks like dusk.

You do not have your weapons. Oh, you do not have your armor and you're just in like regular, your regular like finery. Probably you're like pajamas. And you feel an absence of magical ability. Like you don't totally feel like yourself here. Go ahead and give me a perception check. Okay.

There's gonna be a six. My magical contacts are gone. You don't get a great read on the situation, but you do see, to your left, there is a glowing yellow light in the mist, the same color of the gem that Irland was trapped in. And to your right, in the distance, you can see bubbles, the skeletal cat looking at you, and then running off in the opposite direction of the gem.

And you see as it turns tail to run, you see hedges suddenly burst from out of the mist and you are caught in this complex maze. Just hedges everywhere they shoot up, dozens of feet in the air. You know what direction bubbles went in, but you no longer see the cat, and you can still see the yellow light in the other direction. The other direction of bubbles. Yes, bubbles ran like to the right, and the gem is going in the other direction. These topiaries are beautiful, but menacing. Trust or dand to put me in an escape room of all places.

Mm-hmm. Sweet, we will cut to Munchine's turn. Oh, yay! Um, okay. So Munchine, you've got the wraith on the red horse coming after you, as well as four motorcycles with trolls on them. I guess I'll look at the wraith and I say,

you're not the only one with a fey army and I cast Conjure Woodland Beans. And I, I'm gonna cast it on a normal fourth level on my hat Um, and I summon eight pixies whoa And see the trolls just get so furious They turn us into flowers And they will enter the initiative at

20 And they will enter the initiative at 20. Sweet. So unfortunately, I kind of wish I were low for them, but so they'll have to wait. So Pixie's pop up all around you and you see Pendor Green's nods, it goes, Nodish, a little brokle. Also trying, I mean, how close are they?

Can I spore's pestilence? I mean, a spore's war. Yeah, I'll say they're getting close enough that you can, a spore. Yeah, I'll say they're getting close enough that you can I sports for 12 sweets acid. You spit spores as the horseman gets up close to you for just 12. Yeah, so me my pixies are gonna take a wild go, so you should just attack pestilent.

I mean, war. All right, sorry, I'm so sorry war. I keep confusing you for pestilence does that happen a lot No, since you are like quadruped. No, I have a red horse. It's totally different We all sound different. We'll see see the other one sound whispery But I sound whispery in like a little deep. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm so sorry pestilent I'll work war I'm so sorry again. Itilent. Lord, Lord, I'm so sorry. Again, it's totally different. He mind controls people with like a disease,

and I mind control people with like a blood lust. I'm my own guy. What's what I'm saying? Absolutely. I'm totally my own guy. Okay. Yeah. I'm the youngest, but I'm making it. I didn't want to say it, but I did get

youngest England vibe. The Earth and Coal Bear. Your students got Bobby Energy, right? Everyone wants a Braggat Borms, you're good, right? Your students got Bobby Energy. Bobby and Cindy, right? If they enter at 20, I'm just kind of trying to figure out when I can actually make them do stuff. Who is at 20?

Will they go before Pender Greens? They will not go before pender greens this turn. Well, pender greens is essentially having to use his, because these trolls have like multiple arms. Pender greens is needing to use his turn to essentially dash to like rev the engine and go. So he's not going to be attacking. I'm so fucking angry.

I'm going to have a car's return on the road. Yeah, yeah, no, I totally understand. I'm kind of pissed that my pixie's rolled so well for initiative. I'm kind of mad at my pixies rolled so well for initiative. Kind of mad at my fai right now. Sweet. I'm gonna say Mima, rather than doing minimal damage as a bird, is gonna wait. And the next time there's a challenge, get up in war's face and mess them up during a deck saving throw. So she gets prepared to do that. At the end of Moon Shine's turn, Quixis is gonna take his last tail attack and is going to hit

with a 28 on hard one. That does it. Hard one, you are struck across the chest with a big bony tail for 19 damage. Bones leave me alone. Okay. Okay. Then the horseman of war is going to take a legendary action and in sight war, each creature within 60 feet. That is its ally, is going to use its reaction and move up to half its speed towards the creature closest to it that it can see

and make a melee attack. So the trolls all ride up on their motorcycles next to you moon shine. And two of them are going to take cracks at you. That's a 27 to hit and a 28 to hit. 12th hit. 24 damage and 15 damage. So 39 total. The other two take cracks at pender greens

Pender greens it's so thickly armored that he doesn't take any actual damage But you see he gets hit in the leg You know for sure he didn't actually get hurt I gotta pull over. That's a Charlie Horse man. We're trying to get a fucking Charlie Horse over here. Yeah, understand. Are there any other helpers? You know for sure he didn't actually get hurt. Ha ha ha ha. Okay, we are back around to Quix. This is actual turn. Quix is gonna roll to see if he gets his breath weapon back.

He does not roll his head. He will. For on his D6. That's good. So he's just gonna take a bunch of nasty ass bite attacks. Oh, good. First start with a claw attack against hard one. Rolls with advantage, because of selfless attack. 21 to hit.

That does not. Your shield is still up? Shield is still up, because I haven't won again. The next claw attack is a 27 to hit that does hit okay you take 15 damage hard one Okay, then going to take a bite attack that is just a 21 to hit which is going to miss because of shield right yeah That freaking lame hammer my ass hold me back man. Yeah, come out. Don't come out. I got this. I need to do this one on my own, then. Bring me out, dude.

Bring me out. After Coexis, that is the horseman of war's torn. The horseman of war is going to ride up next to Pendergreens and Moonshine, and is going to, has like this big, great sword and is going to swing with all the fury of Theala at Moonshine, ooh baby, that's only a 19 to hit? Dumb it!

Miss it! Woo! And then the second one is a 23 to hit.'s it moonshine you take 35 damage, okay? Only gets to attacks he's slow but powerful Then that is the trolls turns Mm-hmm the trolls are going to take some great club attacks Riding up next to you moonshine on their motorcycles. They're out here fricking knobs.

You got the whole road, move it over the side. You got the whole road. They're tailgating, man. They're tailgating, oh she's bullshit. One misses you on two attacks. Woo! The other one hits you twice for only a total of 26 damage. Wee!

And then the other two are gonna go after pender greens. Pender greens gets hit in the charlie horse leg for 25 damage. Oh, turn her, she knew that! Going after his weak spot. He knew I was hurting man. He knew I was hurting. The Achilles thigh. That is...

Boundor's turn. What do you think, man? Dragon or... Urdan? Dude, you gotta... You gotta fuckin' hit this fuckin' war guy. Or sorry, which one are you? I forget.

Oh, me? I'm... Your friend? Urdan? No, no, no, no. Underneath the Urdan skin. I don't know why you two... Underneath at all?

Yeah. No doubt style Pestilance Balnor only hits on one attack 15 damage But he does have an action surge. He's gonna go ahead and use that nice And he hits on two of those and he crits on one so Balnor does an additional Oh baby 41 damage, strikes into this Erdan. Yeah, take that death, Erwitz, sorry, pestilence, famine. Hard to even straight.

I'm getting confused. They all look the same as all. I know. They're quadruple, is right? No, we're totally different. Are any of you your own guy? Like that's what I'm wondering. We're all just discovering that we're colorblind. We're not unique individuals. At the end of Boundor's turn, everybody's gonna take their legendary actions. Again, horsemen of wars, once again,

gonna call on his trolls to take strikes on ya. First one is a 15-hit moonshine, Mrs. Second one gets a 23 to hit hits That is okay Turn it into a five a five. Okay Mrs. Nice next one goes after Pender greens and Mrs. Otherwise goes after pender greens and Mrs. Merfor! Merfor good boy!

goes after pender greens and misses. Mark 4! Mark 4 good boy. Ha ha ha. Um, then... Landu Mark 4 good picks is get the go! That is coexis's, Lair action, coexis is going to take a legendary tale attack against hard one.

Legendary dude. I didn't find it to be that epic at all, frankly. 29 to hit you hard one. That sure does And fuck up that is 19 damage my pixies don't get to go. I'm fucked That you hear me. I'll go mooch on you need a little healing Yeah, desperately sweet. I just need you to keep me up so that my pixies don't go away She is a circle of the moon druid super high level so she can cast spell

in animal form. She is going to go ahead and use her turn to do a heal. She got a heal on you. Oh, me ma. I was going to do this on myself my next turn. Don't worry when you got your mommy around. You have to spell magic on me. Let me pay you back. Move is making me miss my mom. Come down. Heels you for 70. Oh, thank you, Mima. That's why I'm here. If these damn pixies got dismissed before they even did anything, I tell you what, I might just live in hell for the rest of my life.

Oh, you love chance for another bus. Actually, uh, uh, Mrs. Mima, uh, could you go ahead and he don't buy a Charlie horse? Because that's the thing. It's nasty, right? I put some gold on it. Well, I appreciate it. It's always so weird when your friends meet your mom. Mm-hmm.

Then, um, Erdan is going to go ahead and use a paralyzing claw on hard one. Ooh, that's an at-20. Ooh, you know what? I'll use a look point so he doesn't get that. Oh, that is smart. Okay. luck point so he doesn't get that. Oh, that is smart. Okay, that is going to still be a 26 to hit. That is going to hit.

28 damage. What kind of damage is this? I can't absorb it, can I? 10 of it is cold damage. So if you absorbed it, you would absorb half of it and take five less. Sure. Okay. So you get if you absorbed it you would absorb half of it and take five less sure Okay, I You absorb five cold into the hammer

So you take 23 damage and go ahead and give me a constitution saving throw just rakes you with this bone claw It's a 25 on the concept sweet you pass you are not paralyzed. Hey five on the concept. Sweet you pass. You are not paralyzed. Hooray. That is... The stuff. Bev's turn. Oh! Please get out of the maze I need you, pararigadly.

So Bev, yeah. You are in this hedge maze. You see the glowing yellow light in the distance to your left and you saw bubbles go into the maze in the other direction to the right. Where do you go? Early night, I want to be with you so bad, but I have a strong inkling that this is just another one of pestilence's tricks. And also, we've been in playing a corn maze as making out together. And I know you'll wait for me. And I'm, first of all, going to try and scurry up the hedge maze to see if I can get a better look.

Sweet. And try and follow bubbles. Bev, go ahead and give me a athletics check. Just a 12. Bev, you begin climbing the hedges and you see they are growing along with you and you are not fast enough. You tire yourself out before you can get over them.

You drop back down. Fine, I'll do this the old fashioned way. And I start walking towards the direction of bubbles, I guess, or running. You start running towards the direction of bubbles I guess or running. You start running towards the direction of bubbles. You head into the maze, you weave left, you weave right. You're trying to get a divine sense for where this undead cat might be and you're getting a very dim Ping that makes you feel like you're in the right direction as you Round a corner you see that

It leads to the edge of a cliff Hmm, and you see deep down below you Dozens of feet down another more intricate part of the maze with tall hedges. And even though he went in the direction of bubbles, from above, you see the yellow gem in the middle of the maze down here, and you hear a distant voice go, and you hear a distant voice go, dude, dude, Erlin,

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Y'all that's like my fourth one this episode It's like I'm being punished for decisions. I made or something throughout the dice man That's a net 20. Oh my god! Are you kidding me? What? Yowza! Oh goodness.

The dice tell their story. What a story god damn. Oh, Bev, you feel for a moment like you can't get your bearings, you can't find where you are, but you feel just the confidence that your friends are depending on you and that they need you. and you're able to write yourself and you once again get the sense of this undead cat and you round a corner and you see at the other end the cat, it begins to walk towards you, and then you see, begins to glow as if possessed with a blue specter, and you hear Erdan's voice go. The raith is trying to use your kindness against you, Beverly. It was wise of you to follow me.

He's right. My kindness will always be a burden, but burdens make us stronger. What happened is not your fault. Erdan. I'm so sorry. Everyone has given me more chances than I deserve. And if I have to live ten lifetimes, I promise I'll pay them back. Beverly, we already had the apology coffee.

Why would I... Why would I be mad at you just because the consequences are different just because someone manipulated you? We all have a responsibility to learn from our mistakes but I don't want you to feel guilty. And I suspect I would have been dead long before this if not for you and your friends. There's a reason you're such a good professor. And I scratched the cat behind its bony ears. You see bubbles does that like territorial cat thing like rubs up against your legs

That thing like rubs up against your legs and her Dan goes, besides I'm a necromancer, death is like a change of clothes. Yeah, that's part of the whole deal, huh? Yes. It looks good on you. Well, you'll need to be getting back to your friends then. As soon as possible. You see bubbles, walks into the hedge, and you see the vines and roots spread to make a path through which you can see Gladehole. I run through as fast as I can.

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A 16. 16 is not going to do it. Moonshine, you are blinded until I can't be blinded. You cannot be blinded. No, my fungal body prevents it. That is amazing. Munchine, you are able to, you feel rather than having like little bits of ash in your eye, it just turns to goop in your eyes as your giant messy fungal form takes these ashes

and you just wipe them away and you're fine. From ash, new life is born, I am afraid a little ash. And you may now use your pixies. Finally, all right, my pixies. First one's gonna go ahead towards the rath and do their once a day polymorph. Oh. So do a...

Wait, how many pixies do you have? Eight. Oh, oh, oh, ho, ho, ho. Goodness gracious. There is some bullshit that I love you for. I am assuming that if he gets messed up, then the rest of these guys will get messed up. So first one, gonna probably more fun the race.

It has to do, it's only 12 wisdom save. Okay, first wisdom save is a 19 passes. Okay, second one's going after him. 15. Okay, the passes, third one's going after him. Seven, gonna burn a legiter resistance. Yeah, you will. Yeah, you will.

Oh, this is good. God, I love this kid. This is sneaky and bad. This is why we listen. This is why we listen. Okay, oh my God. That's another seven Registraria resistance. I think the ones going after him. That's a 13 13 passes, but it's actually five so we fails

Because we have any more legendary resistance this one more. Okay, so he's got we've got two more pixies Oh Best game in Vegas. Let's do it. I like these. I am Flabbergasted Jesus, okay, he'll roll again. So go another roll. Okay, I'll roll him Freddie right here. That is a nine. What do you turn them into? I'm going to turn them into a dolphin, of course. You guys see, as you guys are all riding full speed on motorcycles, this horseman, just the horse and the man, together together turn it to a dolphin

and then it just began flopping on the ground and falling behind everybody else. One pixie left because that was the, there's one pixie left and that pixie's gonna cast it's once a day fly on a Pentegrin motorcycle. We fly into the sky. Holy shit. You wanna catch him from the air.

See you guys just take a, fly to the sky. You're not gonna catch him from the air. See you guys just take off. Oh, fuck, I'm just fucking roasted. I told you, you know what? I don't know if it's that I trust you or that I make your sick plan work, but I think it's a little bit of both. A little bit of both.

Yeah, you were kind of sideline with the Charlie horse the entire time. I'm telling you. You're not here, man. You don't know. I'm watching your film. Once he becomes a dolphin, does that break any sort of concentration

or effect on these? I mean, he's just a dolphin. It's no problem if it does. He's not going to be able to, what is the wording of Polymorph? Because it's a concentration spell, right? Yeah. So the trolls are still going to try to bat the pixies

out of the sky and end of this polymorph. What are you doing with the pixies? Because presumably... I mean, we went, we were flying into the sky. The pixies... How high can you fly? The pixies have polymorph is a 60 foot range. So they can, their fly is 30 feet, so they can just be,

they can just cast polymorph, then fly 30 more feet into the sky. So there's 60 feet into the sky. So the pixies are 60 feet into the sky. They're safe. And we're also flying. You guys are also flying. Hey, Mima, you still a vulture up here? This was a good idea.

Another nail, his legendary resistance is our gun. You're smart. I raised a smart one, pinches your cheek with a vulture claw talent. Sweet, that is going to be pestilence's legendary action. 32 to hit, hard one. That hits. Sweet, that is going to be 20 damage hard one okay hey looking very very very bad

okay okay that is your turn hard one I'm starting to feel like I picked the wrong battle to fight in get some serious hellfomo for sure what you don't want to be around these stinky dragon bones? Is your main problem with them that they smell bad because he's he's rank man I'm gonna roll my survivor dice Whoa to get a little bit of HP back not that much though, okay I Am going to Okay, I am going to selflessly attack Erdan. Damn, hard one on the brink of death still swinging with a bandon.

That is a Nat 20. Good lord. And then it is another two 30s basically. Okay, go ahead and roll your Nat 20 damage separately because you very well might defeat pestilence right here. Oh, made it back just in time. So that's 39 damage for the crit. This dude is on death store. Will five more cold damage do it?

Five more cold damage does do it. Hard more damage. Oh, beautiful. God, you truly are a poet. You know, I think I am going to scoop up Beverly. Never say no to a scoop. I'm gonna ask Beverly to point is sword right in that vulnerable part of Erdins flesh

and then I'm gonna hammer the sword straight through the sword. Oh, dope. Like a stake through the heart. You hammer Bev's sword into this false version of Erdan. You see there is this shock through his body as his mouth opens, and you see the wraith exits. There's just this explosion of green light as Erdan's Destroyed lifeless body falls off this dragon

You do see that Quixis eyes light up green Quixis is still conscious. So I get ah man. I got mooshine. I'm I'm not gonna kill the dragon. I'm just gonna kind of bat it around for a little bit Yeah, you can also just lie to me and say that you save the dragon Okay cool that'll be fine with me hard when I might have something that can save this dragon so go easy on it That is a 30 and a 28 super hits 42 damage damn and I will use my Second went just sort of get a pep talk from my dwarf daddies. What was that guy saying about the hammer, man?

You were holding this back, dude. I couldn't even hear all of it. It doesn't even matter. And the cold damage finished them off, right? Yeah, that was all you. That was all you. Yeah. Yeah, absorb elements.

Where does you think that comes from? It adds up, man. I'll lay you down next to his dead head and you can whisper that Nizier if you want. All right, cool. Listen, you piece of shit, okay? What do you just like throw out pennies and stuff those things add up, okay? That's right. Little amounts add up to big amounts and We're a big help, okay? So you all right? You stink your stupid ghost. You need to go back to hell or wherever you're from I don't know hell's good now apparently. I'm very confused. I live in a hammer go fuck yourself man That's why I held them back. That's why I held them back, Pestilance. You didn't want that fucking that is Mima's turn

Oh, you know what Mima's gonna do. Uh-huh. Mima is going to grab the pixie that, um, that's Cass Polymorph and fly even higher. Hahaha. Um, and it's gonna, is another 120 feet in the air. Yes. Ah, protect the pixie. Hahaha. That is moonshine's turn.

Can I like use my action to guide? Since now we're in this flying... Um, now we're in this flying... Motorcycle! Motorcycle! I guess, um, what I want to do is I want to position myself to cast sunbeam on a couple of these dudes. Sweet.

And the dolphin if I can. If you hit the dolphin, you might turn him back in his normal form. The dolphin has fallen behind. You're right, I'm not gonna go for the dolphin. So I basically want you. The dolphin has just wiggling on the ground in the deep distance right now.

Yeah, okay, so I wanna go for these dudes on motorcycle. Sweet. I wanna like essentially like, if we can turn so that I can like get the bad ahead and go ahead and give me a D4 see how many guys you can get in the line. I'll say you can get at least two Three sweet, you see three of them. We're riding up like right underneath where pender greens had his motorcycle so you're able to Pull up the flying motorcycle, turn around and shoot into him into three of them. They have to do a constitution save.

Two of them fail, one of them pass. Two that fail are blinded and take 30 damage. The one that pass takes 15 radiant damage. And then- So you see, two of them are pretty messed up. They had failed a previous Layer action and taking a bunch of damage from the lava. So a couple of them are pretty messed up one of them is near full health and The third one is like doing okay. Okay, and I'll Hawk spores that one of the ones who looks like they're not good

Well, like they're hurt. Okay, I'm not in fungal body That one is looking pretty messed up. That is once again, co-exist is turn. Co-exist is going to roll. See if he can't get his breath weapon back and he does. I'm going to need hard one, Balnor, and Bev to go ahead and give me dex saving throws. Oh, okay.

Light feet, boys. Ffff. Balnor passed, baby. 19. I rolled a four, but I'm going to use Indomitable and reroll the same thing. Nice. Nice. Murf, that's a 25 for me.

Dope. That was a waste of Indomitable. I rolled a five. Y. Dope. That was a waste of indomitable. I rolled a five. Yikes. Okay. Hard one. You take 59 damage. Okay, I'm down.

Yeah. You see Quixis sprays fire down on Balnor, hard one and Bev. Bev, you just gotten back to the battlefield. You see the others are bravely still fighting on. Hard one drops as the fire overtakes his body Y'all I'm so sorry. I do not have any way to get back to the plane. It's okay It's alright. I do feel like I missed a big chunk of the movie, but I'm gonna figure it out context clues. Don't hurt the dragon buff

Then that is the horse on the red raith's turn. He is a dolphin. He flops. I think you mean the dolphin on the dolphins. The dolphin? That is the dolphin on the dolphin's turn. The dolphin on the dolphin flops. It is a two dolphins.

Uh, just a dolphin. Just a dolphin. It's not a dolphin on another dolphin. It's a dolphin on a bigger dolphin, yeah. Um, the dolphin on a bigger top in yeah Dolphin flops around on this is no jangles, too Honestly forget to lane. This is what I want to see over take the world. Yeah, but you see pender greens in the air goes Err, we probably aren't gonna want to deal with that knob because the blood does probably won't go into we kill that guard

But yeah, maybe if we can take care of these cars Kind of my game plan you see flying around a motorcycle You ever listen I got beyond my plan. I wasn't even playing on tournament into a dolphin I just need to get rid of his legend derisistances so I could actually do some damage Is fine I mean, not especially if I'm being honest. Yeah, I was gonna say I don't especially like Milo. But right now it feels like we're kind of in a meatloaf song. Yeah, you know what, like I said,

the trust is just flowing from me to you. So I'm in your hands right now. Precious, prefear. Actually, as I drift off into eternity, I'd love to hear pet degrees singing meatloaf. Ha ha ha ha. Just like quietly to himself. I mean, that just seems right. I dripped off. I failed my death saves on proving it. No, it's transformative and beautiful. I know. I don't have to stay here. That is the trolls turn

They are going to Roll with disadvantage throwing rocks up at Mimaw First one rolls with disadvantage misses that's in that too They're getting like out of range because Mimaw's flying them so up high. Second one goes. They're not gonna go after these other pixies. They're specifically-

They're seven other pixies. Do you wanna roll this? You know what, go ahead and just give me a group deception check. So give me a deception check with advantage. Okay. 24. Jesus Christ.

Okay, so I'll say the one throws a rock up and misses the one that Mima is helping the other ones will roll regular at the other pixies 22 to hit one of the pixies it's okay pixie poof 32 And the third one goes that's a crit on a pixie And the third one goes, that's a crit on a pixie. And pixie has one hit point. That's okay. The other pixie disappears.

The pixies have no more purpose left. At the end of the troll's turn, Cooixis is going to take a tail attack on Boundor. Boundor takes a big 19 damage. Boundor's looking messed up too. That is Boundore's turn, Boundore's gonna take some swings at Coexis. Crits, there you go.

Nice. And hits, oh baby, he does 52 damage. Holy shit. You love to see it, that's our dad. He does an extra D6 against Evil, so he's good against Coexis here. Bravo time, dad. You know, evil, like like a bad evil dead dragon. He's dead guys

As he says that you see Coexus with disdain Swings a skill at at Balnor That's gonna hit Balnor. That's a 26 to hit Balnor takes 22 damage. Am I man? My man is barely up, but he's still up.

That is Pendergreens turn. Pendergreens, you guys are riding up in the air now, he goes, all right, well, I don't have to really run away anymore. In fact, we probably wanna take her to these trolls here and then go kill that dolphin real quick before the other trolls catch her up. Yeah, that was kind of a game playing. How do you feel about that? I'm just going to kick this too, Josh.

You see, the ones that are blinded, you'll have advantage on attacks against them. Michael Brown, that I hear, let me go. In the morning, curves. You and Heter Greens knows dive on the motorcycle as he pulls out this huge sword and he's going to take some cracks down at these trolls. He rolls with advantage. Pender Greens hits on the first attack. 31 damage. He will cleave if he successfully kills one he's got one down to Barely live roll in the advantage. He's rolling with advantage. Oh, shout out to the two crew. He beeps it Advantage you got a two he got a one in a two he beats it. Oh, I'm sorry for it could be finishing

In the old time That was free good singing the loaf and of pender greens turn That was free good shankin' the loaf. End of Pender Green's turn. Quixis gonna take last tail attack of the round. Hits Balnor Bev. You see your other ally struck across the chest. You're a sickening crack. As Balnor is knocked back, knocked unconscious.

It's nasty, stinky dragon. Moon shot him so sorry. That is Beverly's turn. Oh boy buddy. Cool. So, two dead friends, two dead friends, a bone dragon. You're best friend who's doing the best is in hell. Singing Meatloaf.

Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm not singing Meatloaf, but Let's just get that clear right now Oh We're pushing and it are you seeing do you see the guy part of the girl part? I'm I mute the divine reports for us so I can't hear a pinder green singing It's still coming in a little bit. It's too powerful. Seeping through. How hurt does Quixis look? Quixis is not on death's door but is far from full health.

A lot of them stinky bones have fallen off. I see. But you know what? We got a lot of bones on our body and The stink of perseverance seems to remain on this dragon. I'm going to cast Aura of life. Ooh I don't think there's anyone here to counter spell me anymore, so I'm gonna go for it. Each non-hostile creature in the aura has resistance to an acrotic damage, and its hit point maximum can't be reduced.

In addition, a non-hostile living creature regains one hit point when it starts its turn in the aura with zero hit points. Whoa, okay. Ooh. And you're doing aura of life just from a point on the ground between like Balnor and Hard one. Yeah, it's a 30 foot radius Sweet, so you do it as a free action. Can I taunt quicks us to keep them from trying to kill a Balnor or hard one?

I'm you see quicks us turns to you. Hey That's your taunt Hey, dude Freakin quit it You got a man Hey dude freaking quit it Hard ones won with good taunts sweets so stress that about the fact that I can't get back up there At's okay end of the round That is That would be a hell-layer action, but you guys are just flying around being rad

You guys the pixies can do what they will. The Pixies can't do Jack Shit House. They can't do Jack Shit House. They have the ones a day spells. They can do help actions. They can like prepare to give advantage to people or disadvantage on the trolls if they wanna like fly in the trolls eyes or something.

Yeah, yeah, we'll send them to, I mean, two of the trolls are already blinded. So Pixies get all up in the trolls business. Hard one that is your turn, hard one, you pop back up for one because of Bev's Or of Life. Oh, hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Wow, recent one. Hard one and I both squat down and do a weird little goblin dance as Pixies. Yeah, sorry. Hey! Hey! both squat down and do a weird little goblin dance as Wixis. Yeah, sorry. Hey.

Balloons just like coughing on the ground. What is this reference? I don't know. How long get up here? What is this? Balloons gotta get in on this. I don't know what you're doing. Hey, hey, hey, I don't know what you're doing.

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so you hit twice. 44 damage. You pop back up barely alive. You've just, this thing, quicks us just like constantly hitting you in the stomach. You just have bone-spiked bones in your abdomen, pop up like a zombie and just swing your hammer three times. Hey.

Okay, after hard one, that is Mimos turn. Mimos gonna keep flying higher with the pixie who has the polymorph. That is Munchan's turn. Oh, Munchan's turn. Okay, sweet. Munchan is just going to once again, cause some beam, the conjure will and beams on my hat,

and then on me, I'm concentrating on sunbeam, so I'm just gonna do that again. So they all need to make DC 21 decks, or constitution saves, again, I don't know, since it's a beam of light coming at them, I don't know if being blinded gives them disadvantage on the save or not. I'll say that the Pixies can help and and give disadvantage They're all in their in their business first one fails Second one passes gets two natural 17s third one fails and the fourth one fails

Anyone who fails takes 27 damage and is blinded anyone who saves takes half that and is not blinded, unless the one that's saved is already blinded. The only one who saved was already hurt, so you did a ton of damage on that. Shoot this beam of light from this flying motorcycle, as you and Pender Green's just like scan the ground and just thrive these goals. Or for a good ride.

Does anyone go down? One of them goes down. One of them completely. You see their motorcycle explodes and they disappear. And who looks the most hurt of the three that are left? There's one who looks pretty hurt. Oh, sportsman for 12. Sportsman for 12.

On death's door, but still alive. OK. 10 degrees. Remember, you have advantage on all of these, but still alive. Okay, 10 green's remember, you have a banage on all of these attacks. The floor. The floor. The floor.

The floor. The floor. After Moonchains turn, that is Kuwaitz's turn. Hard one just got up. So going to swing a clawed hard one. But the hey hey dance. That's a crit. Oh, sorry.

That's fine. 30 damage. I'm down. That's absolutely. You pop back up. 30 damage. I'm down. That's absolutely. You pop back up. This is the hey hey dance. Popping back up and popping back down. Instantly sliced across the back.

Hey, fall down. Fall down. Good bye. This is deeply stressful. I'm sorry. I burnt all my high level spells when we were running away from our friends back in Gladehaw. So then, Kuwix, this is going to go for Beverly.

And then is going to do the rest of his attacks. So does a claw attack? 26 to hits? That does hit. Okay Bev. That is 19 damage on the claw. Okay. So go ahead and give me a Constitution saving throw.

You gotta beat a 10. Okay. Constitution saving throw you gotta beat a 10. Constitution saving throw? Yeah, with my R that's going to be 16. Sweet, you pass, you keep concentration. That's good. Going to take a bite attack against you. Um, bite is for 25.

Um, and then it's going to do 24 damage. Okay, 24 damage, so I got to roll 12. Yes. All right, come on. Stay up. Hey, hey, hey, hey All right, that's a 17 nice Bev. You maintain the concentration keeping your friends alive as this Skeletal dragon boars down on you. Bound or you are right, it smells really bad. I thought maybe it was just old tune on your mustache, but no.

Sure, Kyrashman. Two and a half years ago, so I'm gonna go. Sweet, that is the horseman of war's turn. Horseman of war is a dolphin flapping around on the ground. I appreciate that you do check in, sorry. Yeah, you gotta check in. One dolphin on top of another dolphin flapping around on the ground. That is the trolls turn. The trolls have been deceived. Don't know which pixie is doing the polymorph. They should be doing

everything with disadvantage because they are all blinded at this point. Jesus Christ. Okay, these are the trolls rolls. You know what they're going to do? They're going to go ahead and take some rolls with disadvantage and go after Pendergreens is sweet-ass motorcycle All right while Pendergreens is moving on it it has an AC of 23 because he's doing sick wheelies First one misses on the first attack next one gets a 24 to hit and bats Pender greens is

Front wheel that's fine. Honestly, we just flew to get away from y'all Y'all are in a bad position. You couldn't even follow us now if you tried For a big 24 damage and that is a mishap. Moonshine, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and roll a D20. A D20? Oh, come on. Keep it together. 12.

Blinding smoke. Can't be blind. Can't be blind. Can't be blind. You can't be blinded. So the helm station fills with smoke and is heavily obscured until the mishap ends. Any creature in the helm station is plentiful by the smoke. So you see fine.

But Pendergreens just look like a ship. But since Pendergreens would have advantage on these creatures, I think since he would have advantage to attack them. I can just use one of the flyers and just do my best. Okay, this last one is going to swing again against the motorcycle and hits even with disadvantage. I'll go ahead and roll another D20. The person up my boy, locks steering the vehicle

and moving his straight line only. Oh, move aside, move aside, I'm having a feeling from controlling this. I gotta be honest, panagres. We don't need it anymore. We got a bill We got a bill we got a bill I tried to drive at this point Bill and you guys just begin like flying forward in the wrong direction That is Boundorse turn Boundore pops back up for one. Yeah, baby in here Boundor is going to go ahead take some strikes a spectral bud heavy appears. Oh, baby Boundor hits three times

For a big 38 damage Quixis Quixis is looking fucked up. Yeah, however at the end of Bound's turn, it is going to hit Boundor with a fucking tail attack. Boundor immediately goes back down. Oh, that is Pendergreens's turn. Pendergreens you can grab some and shine. Bails off the bike. Barferegan Barferegan. We'll get you another one. How about we get you a dragon, huh? And then pulls a full on return of the Jedi lightsaber against the speeder bike, pulls out his sword,

and tries to slash into one of the trolls. Nice. Pendergrain slashes twice and kills another one of the trolls. Does he cleave into the other one? He does. And he does another 10 damage to another one of the troops. Does he cleave into the other one? He does. And he does another 10 damage to another one of the hurt ones. Yeah, so there's only one left or two left. Two left.

And then we got a hurry back and we got to kill that freaking horseman before the other trolls get here. Yeah. And you do hear the rumbling of all of the swarms of trolls that were attacking the keep. They seem to still be like stampeding in the distance. The horsemen of war got way further than them,

so you guys have some time to get to him, but you have to kill him before those dudes get back. Are there any bikes back by him? I mean, you could certainly take one by the, like, Penigree's just killed a troll, there's a bike now. Okay. At the end of Penigree's turn, Quixis is gonna take a tail attack against you, Bev. Yep.

21 to hit, just hits. You are struck across the chest for 19 damage. Beverly, that is your turn. How hurts this dragon looking? Pretty hurt if you strike true. You might be able to finish him, but you might need like a crit. It's like close. You need to go all out. I hear those words echoing in my head and I try and shake them away.

I'm like, no, no, no, no, remember Beverly, but I was your hero. Strike true for me. It's important to remember how far you've grown. Just got to Beverly looking at a poster of gladra's album on sports illustrated cutout picture on his wall. He's wearing a one-piece swimsuit, one of those old-timey ones. Get out! It's an invasive thought! Oh! Great, I'm going to run over and give hard one a touch hands. Great. I play him like a woodblock I just

really go in hard I start doing like some freeform bongos on him hoping that this will revive him so that he can do a freestyle jam with me dope and I'll do that for I have 95 HP to it whoa yeah I'll give him 75 damn dude. Wow. Yeah, that'll fuck that hard when you pop up feeling pretty pretty damn good Actually hard work. Would you mind if I give you 65 so I can save a little bit for Balnor? Yeah, anything over one feels pretty nice At the end of your turn, Cooxus is going to strike you Bev with a tail attack, 28 to hit, for 16 damage, 16. Okay, let me roll, see if I beat it.

That's a 15, 15 you pass, baby, damn. Finally, keeping. Sturdy, it up. That is, can't rattle this sturdy boy, No matter how many bones you got. End of the rounds. Is it background to the pixies? It's background to the pixies, yeah. Yeah, okay, then the pixies just continue. The pixies just fly into this guy also. Okay. They have nothing else they can do. Sweet. Pixies will make like a blockade, get in line of sight of the pixie that is doing polymorph. Yeah. Protect the polymorph.

That is hard one's turn. All right, sweet. I am going to nod at Bev and selflessly attack Kuixis. Sweet. Thanks for playing me like a bongo, but you got more poems to sing. I like jammin' and I know you like jammin' too. Oh, yeah.

So that's one crit. Ooh. Wow. That is 77 damage. Ooh, man. Kuik's this is on Death's Door. Oh, I wanted him dead. I know.

He's so close. He's truly so close. Give this one to Balnor. He hates the stink the most. Actually good. I hate to explain this to Moonsha. Yeah. Yeah. Balor can get hate to explain this to Moonshan. Yeah, yeah. Okay, now I'll work again away with it for sure.

That is, I told him not to do it, Moons. Mimos turn, Mimos gonna. Mimos gonna man possess. Mimos gonna fly even higher with a pixie. Just get completely out of range. Moonshan, that's your turn. Okay, I would like to misty step back to where the dolphin is. Okay. Use my action to wild shape and do a giant

culture. I now have bee spells because of my level, so my sunbeam is not interrupted. And then I would like to fly 60 feet into the air with the dolphin. Um, and then I'll- Wait, you're holding that you like scoop the dolphin? I scoop the dolphin as a giant vulture. Oh, God bless. How big is a giant vulture? I don't know, it's a giant, so I assume the picture is that- I know, but I think giant is like giant for a vulture.

Um, I don't know. Okay, it's a large beast. It's a large beast and Dolphin is medium beast. Oh, okay. Okay, I'll say, go ahead and give me a strength check. I'll say, I do see how Rote that a dolphin was a beast. I'll say DC 12. A DC 12, okay.

And use your vulture stats. Use my vulture stats. I am gonna, can I use pop-out to give me the hellback so you guys haven't been doing anything. I got a 12 nice painstakingly scoop his dolphin into the air. And then I really want to just because I looked up what a dolphin stats are and I can kill him. I can. Well, he will just turn it into himself. I know that's why I'm not going to. So I'm just gonna fly him up into the air and trust that Penda Greens can take care of the other guys. And then I'm gonna

just I'm just gonna say Penda Greens, meet me further down, grab one of their motorcycles, meet me further down so we can get away from these trolls and finish off this dude. I'm gonna eventually drop him from a high height so he takes a bunch of falling damage and then you can go down on him. Most of your fucking smartness health. Hey, you had a sick plan so I had to come up with my own. Uh, Penner Green's looks pumped as hell. Uh, pulls his sword out, uh, gets ready to face the other two trolls.

Is anyone like recording this movie? We're gonna be able to watch this again. Um, then, that is Cawixis's turn. are two trolls. Is anyone recording this movie? We're gonna be able to watch this again. Um, then that is Kuiksis's turn. Old stink bones himself. Okay, Kuiksis is on Death's Door. Bev is standing, hard one standing. The horsemen of pestilence would just want to do as much chaos as possible So is just gonna take three attacks on don't you dare? Balonore while he's knocked out no no what I'm sorry like he can't win so he Is if he can take out one of the four legendary heroes?

Everyone do you have any luck points? Oh, he crit No, I don't think I can use a luck point if it's not a attack against me you guys see legendary heroes. Everyone, do you have any luck points? Oh, he crit. No! I don't think I can use a luck point if it's not a attack against me. You guys see, I've just rolled three attacks. He crit once and hit the other two times. You see the bony skull of undeadquicks his bore down into Boundor's chest and just begin ripping into his chest cavity. And you see Boundor begin seizing and blood comes out of his mouth.

And you see just the frozen eyes of, of death. Boundor is dead. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Come on! All right, um, Mima, we gotta get back to the regular plan. I don't even have anything I can do, but... That is the trolls turn. The trolls are going to take their cracks at Pendergreens. At a four attacks from the remaining two,

Pendergreens only gets hit once. Pendergreens gets hit for 33 damage, which is no joke. Cool. At the end of the troll's turn, Quixis is gonna take a tail attack against Bev. Shout out to the two crew, no way that hits Bev. Hey. Hopps over the Boneytail.

That is Bounder's turn, Bounder's dead. You're done so, Boneso. That is Pendergreens turn. Pendergreens is gonna take two swings. It's on both. You see Pendergreens cuts another one of the trolls in half that was already hurt. Just one. Just one. There's one left. He does another 10 damage to one of the trolls in half that was already hurt. Just one. Just one. There's one left. He does another 10 damage to one of them. Merchand, if you think you're gonna be able to me-ma-ma-can-take that,

where I can get rid of this last troll. Sorry. If you think you're gonna be able to me-ma-can-take the care of the big guy, I can definitely kill this last troll. If you want to just take that dolphin, just wig out on him. Just freak out.

Okay, yeah. I mean, my game plan is to uh, uh, uh, spores him back to himself, then drop him, uh, so he takes a bunch of falling damage, but I do need, uh, I definitely need back up. Because I'm, I, I still have concentration on Sunbeam because I have B bells, but you know that ain't that much damage. And I'm not in fungal form right now, so I can't really figure out. You hear Vulture, Mima goes, I can get in there too. Okay, cool. That is Beverly's turn.

I want to look at Balnor and assess the damage. I just want to like quickly glance and just see what's going on. Balnor is very fucked up. Quicksis is still alive. We gotta take care of this first. Still boring into him. Yeah. Hard ones looking okay. I'm good.

Kill the fucking dragon. Alright, let's go. Don't you worry. This is not how I wanted to greet the first dragon we saw in Bohumia, but I have no choice. Yeah, no Mujans definitely gonna understand. I'll take the heat for this one. There are things we have to live with in this world I'm going to attack this dragon sweet

That's a nat 20 Yes, yeah, baby Bev I will I will tell you there is absolutely no way you do not kill there is absolutely no way you do not kill this dragon so Beverly go ahead and finish him. You see this dragon, this undead dragon is like pulling at the meat within Balnor as if he's a hyena that is just like snatched its prey. I run forward and I put my entire weight behind my shield and just tackle the dragon off of Balnor and I want to slash it until it's at the barest shred of health and life possible. And when it seems like it stopped fighting, I would like to assess whether there's any flicker of Quixis left in it.

Go ahead and give me a religion check. Shout out to the two crew plus six. So that's an eight. That's an eight. Yep. This thing is far gone. If you were to bring this beast back in any way that would be helpful it would be like a necromancer commanding it. Kuiksus is dead. Then I think I reach out to Erdan who has dominion over death and I say get him where he needs to go. And I stab into whatever his arcane core is. Awesome.

Bev, you stab in, like, between the rib cage of this giant skeletal dragon. And you, once again, like when you finished off the host body of Erdan, see this burst of green energy. And you see the bones of coexis begin shaking and then break apart and explode away in all directions. And in a flicker, you could have sworn you saw Erdan with coexis walking towards Lydia Stormboard. Fuck yeah. Tell my mom I said what's up. My dad's gonna be a dragon rider. We are out of combat on the Glade Home side of things, but Balnor is deceased.

That is back up to Hard One's turn. Hard one there is not much you can do in this moment, but is there anything you would like to do? I guess I'm just gonna Run over there and kneel next to my brother Balnor I got berries. I'll just put a good berry on his lips Hard one you kneel down next to Balnor and you start putting the berries in his mouth We're at a combat. Is there any like medicine help action? I can do to at least like press on the blood in the injury He's dead, but on on your turn Okay, we will settle that. All right, so that is Mima's turn Mima You don't need to protect the pixie. I'm about to you don't need to fly any higher

I need you to come back down and attack what I'm about to drop on the whole I need you to fuck this guy up I need you to fuck this guy up. I'm gonna do something and then I'll do a whistle like you know And that'll mean you come in and attack all right. You want me to hold my turn? Yeah, I want you to hold your turn all right, so Mima gets in a position Get ready for you to drop the dude That is your turn. Okay. I fly up 30 feet into the air So now I'm not a feet in the air and I've used half my movement. I do my little spores at him Which it it brings them back into being the race and he takes one damage because he had 11 hit points and I do 12

Spores when I'm not in fungal form then I'm gonna drop him for 90 feet of falling damage. Okay, so he takes 96, so go ahead and roll 96 right off the bat. You see this turns back into the horseman on the rate, begins dropping. He takes 28 falling damage. Jesus. Then I take the rest of it,

I have another 30 feet movement flying as a giant vulture. And because I can cast B spells and I have my sun beam going I then do my sun beam at him which he has a he's now undead again, which means he has a disadvantage on his save He fails Okay, oh He takes 31 radiant damage and is blinded and now meaw can come in and attack him and has advantage on her attacks. Because he's been blinded. I do my whistle.

That's you Mimaw come in. You got advantage on your attacks. Oh, I know that whistle. You see Mimaw flies down. She is going to go ahead and cast Firestorm. This dude is going to be- You got B spells too? That's right baby.

Woo! Like mom will like baby. I'll just beat it. Two giant vultures. Two giant vultures. Are you expecting? Cause I am. Oh yeah, you have a hold up a spatula eggs.

You see a storm of fiery rain. Damages this rath from Mima for 41 damage. So we did 100 damage. Wow. Good on you. Club 100. All right, that is the horseman's turn. The horse, the horseman is gonna get some revenge.

The horse is- He's 60 feet below me. He's going to- I'm 60 feet above in the air. Okay. Does have 60 feet of flying. Does have 60 feet of flying. Does have 80 feet of flying. So he's actually gonna fly up and he's going to take some cracks.

You know what? He's gonna go for where it hurts you. He's gonna go after Mimaw. What? Yeah. Well, she ain't been hit yet, so. Hits Mimaw for a total of 72 damage. Holy shit.

You see Mimma comes out of her bird form and begins falling out of the air, slashes down into her and grabs her, pulls her in close, stabs into her, she's still conscious, but she looks messed up. Is she falling into the air? She's falling with the horsemen, the horsemen's holding horsemen's like holding out to her. Penigreens, you got catcher! That is the trolls turn. There's only one left.

It's going to take some cracks at pender greens. Hits on the first attack and misses on the second attack. Pender greens is looking okay but it's a little messed up. At the end of the troll's turn, the horseman is gonna take another crack in Mima. And you see Mima is still up, but Mima is extremely hurt. Stabs into Mima again. That is Pendergreens turn. You see, Pendergreens does indeed slash this troll down.

The trolls are gone. That's what though. Oh, I'm sure of tired. There we go. I'm sure we're sure of tired. Um, Bev, that is back up to your turn. Cool. I rush over to hard one in Balnor.

Um, I put my hands on him. And I think the only thing I can do is this fifth level raise dead spell. Yeah. Sweet. You know what, we will settle this when combat ends. So, Bev, you run over. I hit the cliffhanger.

Next to hard one, you hold your hands over Balnor. You see, I think I hold one hand over Balnor and then I grab hard one ones hand and the other one. Because I'm gonna need him for this. Between your powerful last spell and my berry, I think we got him. That is End of Bev's turn. The Horseman of War stabs into Mima, and Mima goes down. You see she's unconscious in the horsemen of horse arms. Okay. That is back around to Mima. Mima will go ahead and make a

death saving throw. Mima passes. At the end of her turn, the horseman is going to attempt to stab Mima. He stabs into Mima and she gets two deaths saving fails. Munchan, that is your turn. I'm just going to bonus action, healing word Mima. Sweet. She pops back up so and then So I'll bring her up for 21 sweet

and then Yeah, I'll just wrestle him away from Mima, okay, and ideally in the direction of Pedagreens, all right, so you're gonna try to like yank them down to the ground. Yeah, okay I got a 19 He got a 16 all right Pedagreens. Pedagreens. All right, so you're gonna try to like yank him down to the ground. Yeah. Okay. I got a 19. He got a 16. All right, so I will ask him away. So I will ask him away.

So you jump down, you heal your mom, you grab the horseman by like the top of his breast plate and you yank him down. You and Papa, yank him down, pull him down to this blasted plane in the distance You see all of the trolls running towards you, but you have yanked him down here next in the order is He's gonna take a legendary action to take a slash on you that hits moonshine you take 29 damage That is Panda greens is tearing panda greens runs up. Get away from my

friend's mom. Pender Green's hits once and misses the other time. I'm first show for it. I'm sorry. He hits for 37 damage though. Nice. The horseman looks fucked up. At the end of Pender Green's turn's turn. Gonna take a strike against you. That hits Moonshan, that's a 30 to hit. 29 damage. Okay. And then that is Mima's turn. Mima crashes down to the ground.

I'll say she falls 30 feet. Super hurt, but still up after the healing word. Mima is gonna go ahead, bonus action, turn into an elephant, and then charge forward. Yeah, good job, hip points. Try to knock the, she's got new hip points. She attempts to trample the horsemen, the horsemen passes, but she is going to try to gore him.

She successfully gores him for 19 damage. After Mima, that is Munchen's turn. I am going to go into my fungal form so that Paw Paw can attack and my spores damage will be more. Sweet. So I'm using my action to go into a fungal form. That means Paw paws in the game.

Paw paws got pack tactics. Paw Paw crit. Yes! That means pop-paws in the game. Pop-paws got pack tactics. Pop-pop crit? Yes! Um... Okay. That's our pause. Oh my god, I just saw a pop-pop roll. Okay, well I rolled two-sixes with then two-toes.

So pop-pop does 22 damage and then I spores him for 24 acid damage. Munchan finishes. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! You guys just do this insane curl that does like 200 damage growing him out of the air.

Jesus Christ. Um, I think that right now I feel like absolute shit that balance works down, so this isn't even a victory lap. I think I just coldly with no feeling in my eyes. Just, I'll just take out Rosaline and I just slid him across his throat with zero joy in my eyes. And I say, Mima, can you get us back?

Mima shrugs her shoulders and she goes, I'm at a spills, sweetheart. Pender greens, can you banish at least me back? Bounders down. Oh, I can try to get you guys back. Okay. You see. I trust you can handle the rest because I think the blood lust might be taking care of.

Yeah, you guys see, Pender greens, hoof sit over to you guys. You see the trolls that were chasing you guys in the distance, suddenly stop and just look confused. After you kill this horseman of war, slash him across the neck, burst of red energy, sounds like a concussive wave through the plane. You see the trolls just stop and look confused

At any of your thoughts here y'all just ponds and someone else is playing You see the trolls just Look around baffled and make yourself at home and petter greens goes no, I'll pull them to work They can start fixing the French that they parole You got fucked up my fence. And honestly, I'm more pissed about the bike, but I'm a little pissed about the fence. Anyway, you have a little time I can banish you back. Yeah, send me back.

Mima, I'm sorry, I can come plan shift, transport, repair plans, do some kind of combo. Like that tomorrow to get you back or something like that. Do you feel safe to be here? Or I can better see both. Oh, okay, cool. All right, well. All right. See you soon, my turn.

See you soon, Pender Greens. Hey, sick plan. Hey, you're sick plan, dude. Yeah, no, you're sick that too. Oh, you're so sick. I feel like our sick plans made each other's plans even sicker. Dr. Wertra, out of the brown. Please manage me. Stabs. Sort into the ground. Munchine, you and Mima, up here back on the material plane. Bev, it's about to

cast Raise Dead. I'm running over to them. I'm bound to our... Please. Hey, I'm here. I'm sorry. I couldn't help. No. Hey. Neither could we. We watched the whole thing. You were amazing. Oh, thank you, but I mean, it doesn't fucking matter if bound or dies. No. Moon Shine.

No more apologies. Okay. No more apologies, okay? What happens happens, all right? Okay. We've got so much more living left to do. Let's just, let's do what we can, okay? Yeah. Okay. So you guys all hold hands.

As Bev casts, raise dead. Here's what I'll say. You guys are all giving the help action to Beverly, but Balnor's body is badly destroyed. So it would normally be disadvantage. These are going to be regular roles. I'm going to roll Raw Death Saves for Boundor for him to come back. Angle your webcam down and roll in front of me. I'm on the edge. I'm on the edge. All right.

Roll in front of us and God. Oh no, I hate this. This is the worst thing that's ever happened on Zoom. Okay, ready guys? Yep. We're going to roll three Death Saves. Okay. That's a four. Not a great start. Okay. That's a four.

Not a great start. Okay. We're gonna roll the second one. You see, as you guys give pulses of holy energy into Balnor, he does not seem to be responding to it. It's a seven. Balnor. Come on.

We need you. It's a 13. Okay. It's one in the positive column. What's our fate without the one who changes it one success? two fails 14 okay, okay Two fails. Yeah, that's how it works ten or higher Balnor bounces back. Oh One through nine. Bound or stays down. Come on buddy. Dig deep. Come on. 13!

Oh my god. You guys see Fuck you. I know it's in there being like I guess I have to fucking take true resurrection now and fucking speak Boundor's name back into existence. I was about to make a bargain. I was about to do some dark shit. You guys see, I know we had it in them. Boundor's rib cage was like kind of ripped open and you see as you guys all hold your hands in together, At first he's not responsive, but you see the bones starts to reset and come together and the skin starts to form over his stomach and you see finally Boundore takes a breath. Welcome back to Adio oh God I missed you bow door pulls you guys all in for a big hug and that's where we'll end our session. Oh my good I can't believe he failed his first saves God Jesus Christ damn guys what a murder fucking fight. Yeah, she's

That was thick man. That was a thick so good on your brother. You guys you guys fucked up them horsemen. Yeah, she used to be a sput. That was thick man, that was a thick so, get on your brother. You guys, you guys fucked up them horsemen. Yeah, we're good at this now. Yeah. You can listen to us over on the patreon, patreon.com slash nad pod, NADD, POD, don't sing yet. You don't sing.

I know I'll have the energy. Yeah, I kind of am not in the mood to sing. Wow, okay. Okay. To listen to have the energy. Yeah, I kind of am not in the mood to say. Wow, okay. Okay. Okay. To listen to our short rest and in the meantime, anybody have anything else to plug? I'll go ahead and plug some more PO box stuff.

We have like one last installment in our PO box saga of folks I want to shout out. Of course, if you want to send this stuff is 1920 Hillhurst Avenue number 222, Los Files, California, 90027, but I will say maybe wait a bit, check with your states, quarantine regulations, and don't send stuff unless it's safe on that end. Send us photos of what you're gonna send us when we go. I like that. Get us, get us, get us psyched for what we'll see in like two months. Or two years, let's see, we'll see how it all plays out.

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It's like really gnarled and beautiful. Looks like a piece of like leftover material from a sword or something. I am truly humbled by his craft. Midnight Oil Merch. Yeah, that dude's got a legit shop. He ran an ad on the goat show pod that made my brother host actually.

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Including, but not limited to, another box set of Avatar and the Legend of Quora. We have two now. Oh, yeah. Which is great. I mean, I won for me and then won for Murf to keep all to his own. Of course. The entire Cowboy BeeBop box set.

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first plastic surgeons after successfully piecing Erdan's body back together. They couldn't find his nose, so they just sewed a carrot on instead. Solid first try, gang! Beardman Dan, Adam R, Danielle, the Desterly Dame, Al Alacard and the Undead Incinerator. Gladehole movie critics who woke up just in time to watch moonshine and Pindergreens epic movie debut. They all gave it to psychologically traumatized thumbs way, way up.

Howdor Frostback, Jordan DJ, Jeffrey S. Cutter W and Andrew M. Some of the pixies moonshine summoned. They had never actually polymorphed anything bigger than a red snapper before, so this was actually a pretty big win for them as well. Shubbert the Mushroom, Alaina C, Mixologist Michael McD, Balmors Boy, and Michael C, architects who consulted on pestilences in Chanted Escape Room. They all argued that it was pretty harsh to use Earl in his bait, but then they all got vetoed and then also disemboweled by zombie quixes.

Just an eye, Jacob C, Alaina M, Dana G, and Paul G, a group of trolls who actually liked being flowers, and now spend all day basking in the sun, drinking water, and eating a truly disgusting amount of dirt. Damiel R. Destin C. Jive G. David T. And Aaron Sully.

Five wizardly scholars who invented counter spell, or, as it was initially called, Bixby's weaponized disappointment. Sergio Salazar Salamon Sakaraya's Dissequani, Michael L, Traleigh the Cray-Fey, Jury S and Matt M. Autumn dwarves from the southernmost tip of Frostwin. They knit their beards into big comfy sweaters and are the only other nation besides the Cric to use leaves as a currency. Adam H. Ryan, Angel B. KELVENUULS and Christopher DR. The gardeners that trimmed the hedges in

the maze and never knew it was used for nefarious purposes. Unfortunate. Richard X Machina, Sam L. Troy McSee, Drew Nasty and Nick W. Even more of the pixies summoned by Moonshine. Murph didn't narrate it, but they all had roller skates on. The audacity to wear roller skates even though they can fly. I love it. Josh S. Nicholas C.

Austin C. Kristen P. and Axel A. Unicorn T-flings. Instead of two horns, they have but one. Much more unique and rare, but they do gore for less. Trader. Mike H. Matthew E. Catherine S.

Shadow. And Stifanacoo. The animal handlers at the Sea World were Jojo was summoned from. Jojo used to wiggle his tail for fish, and now he fights for justice. That's growth baby. TJM the gnome barbarian. Trash the traveler. Robert F, Hunter LR, and Frankie. A pack of vultures that tried to invite Mimah and moonshine to a corpse sluck.

It's where everyone brings a corpse, then you all share corpses. It's a vulture thing. Zolo Dollo, Nick B, Burley T, Panama James, and I am the Atlas. The teal teens, instead of defending Bohemia, they defend the aquatic bodies and marine life that's around it. Basically like green teens, but with mechanical gills and water breathing potions. Colton B. J. C. C. Lulu. Aiden R. H. and Dave H. The elite of Frostwind, who hold a gala once a year to donate money to the dwarf in

itch. The elite of Frostwind who hold a gala once a year to donate money to the dwarf anich. It's really well-intentioned, but the gala always cost way more than they donate. Timmy R. Blitzprieg Demetri, Jay Dragonborn, and Zach C. A group of friends who have the world record for beating evil or danz escape room. They found bubbles AND rescued Irland in less than 20 minutes. Wow, gosh, I gotta get their strategy. Lucas B, Jordan L, Talith X, Mateo C, and Kazimir, the all-knowing. The members of Pindergreens meet Love Coverband.

They're called Beef Stroganoff and they do a mean paradise by the dashboard light. Kaley Elise, Barnes & Aitor, Christian A, Yens Christian T, and Luke H. A team of high Elven archaeologist who attempted to reassemble Quixices' bones but had to stop because the bones were too stinky. If there's one thing an archaeologist hates, it's stinky bones. True. Devon W. Chenoa B.

Jared E. Persephone. And Eric McDee. The crew of the SS Stormborn, who were totally about to fly in and help out, but felt awkward when they showed up and Balnor was dead. So they kinda just awkwardly flew out of there. Makes sense. Reese NS.

Eric and Andrea B. Jeff Parker. Jonathan O. and Austin MR, Erdan's team of yoga instructors who helped him achieve the flexibility to be able to creepily turn his head fully around. Hopefully, they'll be able to do Zoom classes with him in Shadowfell. Steven C, Maxwell C, Mike K, Omri M, and Kalem L, a polyamorous quintet who had an explosive breakup in the maze while Beverly was trying to get out. An escape room will test any couple, let alone a quintet. Scott D. McCongi. Dan. The Red Rain. And Sir Slim. The creators of Skeletal Catnip, who are sure to go out of business now that bubblesbles is off on some weird maze damey plane.

To be fair, they didn't have a super stable business plan to begin with. There's just the one, Skeletal Cat. Richard C. Karen T. Curtis S. Nathaniel P. and Nikki W. Super buff demonic minions of pestilence who captured Kaka and were the only thing standing

between him and helping his beloved master hard one. Yep, that's gotta be it. Andrew B. Christopher B. Nicholas P. Kevin M. and Rahul N. Members of the Unseen Teens and a leech group of green teen spies whose job is to tattle on scouts who don't say their prayers every night. Maribel the Kitty Morphing gnome. Joe McGee, Metta Amps, Atticus C, Amy W and Grace G. The landscape artist who take care of the lush foliage of Melores painted realm. They're trained in both Impressionism, Cubism, and also John Deere. Eric G, Michelle O, Gage M, number 1 Beverly fan Jen R. and Phil Danis.

A bunch of swamp hags living their best life. It doesn't matter who rules Bahumia, there'll still be plenty of mud to sleep in and plenty of weird plants to use to cast fucked up spells. Sorry folks, but this is a hashtag HagBragbaby. Ho! Brittany B. Eric F. Redneck Ruff, Christian S, and Jack L. Other Titans of Bohumia. Although these Titans mostly use their Divine Hearts

to absolutely kick ass at sports. It's kind of unfair, but also super fun to watch. YG32, Michael K.M, Tingle the Bard and Esmi M. Bullywugs who were inspired by Jojo's courage and have decided to change their name to friendlywugs. Unfortunately minutes after they did this, they were swirly to death by a crew of Froghemith Jocks, R.I.P.

Colton K. Spurs Guy 69, Keith K. and Emilio D. Shadow fell necromancers who are psyched to have Erdan join their ranks. As soon as he and Quixis arrived, they threw a massive party and yes there was a band of skeletons playing their ribs like a xylophone, of course. I think he's gonna like it there. And that is all of our shout outs. Thank you all so so much for listening and supporting us.

We will see you next time. Bye bye. That was a HatGum podcast.