Not Another D&D Podcast - Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 6: Hothead Pursuit

Episode Date: May 15, 2026

The Kill Screens race to escape Zone 5 with Hammer N' Circuits in hot pursuit! Slug tries to grapple a wrecking ball, Aux does some off-roading, and Atom gets another notch on his belt. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!Music / Sound Effects Include: "Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford."Atom" by Emily Axford."Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford."Slug" by Emily Axford."A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford. "Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a headgum podcast. Welcome to the campaign after the campaign. This is not another D&D podcast. Welcome back to Bahamia, everybody. Bahamia. I'm your dungeon master Brian Murphy, joined by Jake Hurwitz. Going nuts, grinding guts, oxokana. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And then, of course, we've got Emily Axford. Can't half at all, but still having a ball. I'm slug slash hash. Half in a ball, yeah. No, no, I'm having a ball. I can't half at all. She can't half at all.

Have you not been here for that running bit? Yeah. Right, because it's the damage. But you could also say you're half in a ball. Yeah, I guess that's what is confusing, is I thought we were just replacing half with half. But this is the homophones to slug. If you half the ball, I would just deflate Murph.

Okay. And Colville Tanner. A walking breathing Tom Tom, whose name is Adam Rom. It's time to play. What is the bomb? It's a Tom Tom. Remind me. It's like a GPS.

Is it like a GPS? Yeah. It's a Garmin. It's a Tom Tom. I was thinking of Tom's, which are like a drum. Was there a commercial that they used to, did they used to whisper Tom Tom Tom? Was that a thing? You're thinking of Zoom Zoom.

Zoom. Yeah, I think that's the Mazda guy. Yeah. You could have a Tom Tom Tom and your Zoom Zoom. But most Mazdas, Mazdas would come equipped with a Tom Tom, I believe, from 2004 to 2009, every CRX-5. I was going to say. Oh, my gosh. Jake, do you know this from personal experience or is this from being like a S-tier car renter?

It's just from consumer reports. I was an avid reader as a teen. So many consumer reports in Uncle Trilly's house. That actually really tracks. I don't know if that's a joke or not, but I feel like it's true. It's not. All right. So let's go ahead and do a little recap.

Please. So last time you watched the Mothership News Network from Drills apartment where a Petunia Glenn bottle hijacked the broadcast and offered a reward of 1 million credits each for your capture and 3 million credits to retrieve the missing chip. This resulted in a citywide hunt for you as the Van Hammer brothers kicked open Drills door and attacked. You made quick work of them and split up with Drill, who said he was going to gather his loyal troops.

He suggested you steal a drill car so that you could escape Zone 5 and make it to Zone 4 through an abandoned subway station. You snuck out onto the street, and avoided the roving gang members as Slug located a vehicle and ox hotwired it. As soon as it was turned on, you all hopped in, then were chased by hammer and circuit soldiers and shot at by hammer and circuits visors and snipers. After sustaining some damage to your car and yourselves, you burst out of the residential

district and into the town square where hordes of bounty hunters poured out of the nearby buildings and jumped on your vehicle. You were able to carve through most of them with your giant drill bit, until an excavator vehicle with a giant wrecking ball pulled up next to you, ready to attack, and that's where we are now. When it rains, it pours. Okay, so we are in the middle of initiative here. Yes. We are at Initiative 10.

A soldier has just gone and stabbed down into Slug. There is one swarm of goons still up on the car attacking you guys. There's one soldier up here. and then this giant excavating vehicle with a wrecking ball has just pulled up. You see it's got this giant chomper mechanism in the front that's kind of like your drill, but it like just crushes stuff.

It had to use those to like get through the people to get to you guys. So it just crunches through a couple people. Wrecking balls like several swarms of goons. Came in like a wrecking ball. Came in like a wrecking ball. But then it's going to take two harpoon shots at your vehicle. You see these like...

You got hapoons? Yeah, these like, sick, like... They're freaking laser-enhanced. Wait, harpoons. Wrecking ball, claws? It's doing way too much. It's audacious. Or is this our next vehicle?

Yeah, it's too audacious. Can I drive? All right, two attacks on your vehicle. One hit for 15 damage. So does not cause a mishap, but your drill car is at 101, and that wrecking ball looks fucking fierce. So next turn, you're going to have to contend with that. So it pulls up next to you guys.

You see the soldiers inside start flipping you guys off, getting their weapons ready. Hey, that's not cool. Come on. What? We're expensive. You guys don't cuts? That was very vulgar. Frick you!

Freak you to heck. Hey. Yeah. Thank you. As you guys both just run over people in the street as you're both riding. After the excavator, that is Slug's turn. Okay. Here's what I'm curious about doing. Okay.

I got my street justice feet. I'm good with chains. Yeah? I want to try to grapple the reckon ball. Oh. So that, like, chain it to itself so it can't go swinging around. Okay. If this is too audacious to borrow an oxysm, I don't need to try to do that.

I will allow this since it's just trying to attack one weapon. This is like a gargantuan vehicle, but I'll say if you're just trying to, like, damage the chain of this wrecking ball essentially. Oh, I could do that instead. I was thinking of restraining the record ball, but no, yeah, you're right. I want to go after the chain. You want it to climb on my least style, right? Yeah.

I think you could wrap your chain around it and just like cause like a knot so it's swinging like it's not swinging as hard as it could. Yeah. I'm going to try to grapple this reckon ball with chains. Okay. Go ahead. Also, that's going to give my boy Adam advantage on attacks if I'm able to grapple it. Okay.

Here's what I will say. You're going to have to hit its AC. AC of the vehicle is 19, so 19 in order to hit that chain. And then I'll say you'll need to do its damage thresholds. You'll need to do at least 10 damage with one hit in order to like tangle up the chain. And that will make it to the wrecking ball attacks with disadvantage. Slugs, this is one claw machine you're allowed to fuck up. I never thought of it like that.

You freaking claw machines and Sudoku's always trying to make me feel stupid. about myself just because I'm not cute with voids. I'm also going to switch into my reconstruction serum because I'm allowed to change my serum. Sweet. So you press a button that's like on your bracer and you guys see different syringes begin emptying into Sluss body. Oh, wow. Ox winces. I hate shots. It gives me 14 HP.

Whoa. That's good for me. You start getting super vascular. Your veins start pumping. She starts looking like bane. I look like I got a subcutaneous parasite. Okay. We're already vascular. And then I'm going to take two attacks. I'm bloodied, so I do it with advantage.

Sweet. You see one of the guys from the other cars goes, huh, she's really vain. Get it? Because we're veins? They love crick you. It's in poor taste. Frick you.

19. 19 hits exactly. Yeah. Wow, nice. 19. And then I rolled again and I got a crit. A nat 20. Okay.

Here's what I will allow then. I will say with a crit, you successfully, someone will need to repair this now. The wrecking ball is out of commission for the moment. So you see, yeah, Slug, you jump, like, onto their vehicle, wrap your chain around it. It causes this huge knot in the chain of the wrecking ball. And it begins, like, swinging around itself, making the chain shorter and shorter and shorter so that it can barely swing. And then you hop back over to the drill car.

After Slug's turn, Initiative 21, that is Adam. Adam, you've got this excavator vehicle next to you. One swarm up on the car. One soldier up on the car. You guys are riding as fast as you can. More dudes are just like charging up out of businesses trying to catch up to you guys. Go back to the subway. Why are you coming out of the restaurant?

Fuck you. You just skipped. We burned down the fucking subway. You skipped out on your tab at the Applebee's. It smells amazing. Yeah, it just smells like mozzarella sticks. I'm going to roll. to see if I get my gadget back.

Oh, sick. Oh, fuck, that's a one. Never mind on that. So you cannot use your gadget. You need a five or six. Okay. What I want to try and do is I'm going to plug in to the drill car so that I can access the Wi-Fi. And then I'm going to try and hack into their car and put them all to sleep.

Oh, sick. Okay. Wow. This is a Wisdom 15 save. It is a five-foot sphere. So however many people I can get within that. Five-foot sphere. I'm going to say you're only going to.

be able to get like two guys. Okay, I'll try and get like the driver and the passenger. The driver and I guess you can get the guy. The guy controlling the chomper is definitely a concern. You guys mind if I sleep with these guys. Another notch on the belt. I've never stopped you before. I'm not going through now.

So you plug in, you start sending binoral beats, a magical binoral beats into their into their car. Digital NyQuil. Yeah. I'm going to roll in front of the table. 15 on this they pass. Otherwise, they've also. Natural one.

Driver falls asleep at the wheel. That is so dangerous. You need an energy drink. I pass him a mango guava enchilada. Okay, the dude who is controlling the chomper also falls asleep. So two of the most important guys fall asleep. You see the guys manning the harpoons look concerned. Frick!

Kiss your mother with that mouth? They'll have to jump out and try to like wake the other guys up. They see a vision of me wearing a silk Hawaiian shirt and a little nightcap saying, Hey, take it easy, buddy. And they do fall asleep. So you just hear the horn of this giant excavator vehicle as this guy crashes his face down into the wheel. They do get to repeat the save on their next turn. And if they fail that one, they are unconscious.

Okay. So at initiative 20, the swarm is going to act. It has been attacking Slug and it's going to keep doing that. Doing it flat now, though. Doing it flat now. Okay. Regular ass three attacks. Two hits.

This is just swarms of goons, though. So they do 15 piercing damage total with their laser daggers. Okay, half the eight. I'm still feeling okay. Okay. I'm going to use a reaction just to see if I can get it down to zero. I've got Intercept to see if I can take away any of that damage. Oh, sick.

I take away 12 damage. Sweet. I take no damage. All right. Slug is instantly patched up as these guys try to stab into you. Also on Initiative 20, you guys exit the town square to a more defunct business district. You see that you're now starting to approach the subway station. You see a lot of boarded up buildings as well as a boarded up subway stop.

You burst through the tape and the fences and begin rumbling down the stairs into the old station. As you do, Ox, give me a piloting check. I'm going to tell you this. Very bad if you do very bad. DC8, not to flip over as you're going down the steep stairs here. DC 13, not to mishap. There we go. That's a 26.

Sick. OX expertly is moving out of the way. I'm going to say this excavator that is chasing you is also going to have to make the same checks. Actually, they can't make that. That guy's asleep. The guy is fucking asleep. At the wheel. The guy is asleep at the wheel.

Unprofessional. Frick you, dude. Okay. So there, you see this fucking excavator. vehicle just fucking flips over. Just as soon as it starts rumbling down the stairs next to you guys, the wrecking ball like

leans all the way forward, it crashes, these guys start screaming as the whole thing begins rolling down next to you. Oh, they're fricked. I hack their radio to play Wake Me Up before you go-go. They're absolutely fricked. Then at Initiative 17, Ox, that is your turn.

I'm going to lean out, I'm going to lean out the window and swing my mall at the swan. Sweet. I'll take two attacks. 26. All right. They will make a con-saving throw. 13?

That fails. Okay. Swarm of Goons falls into the drill. They are fucking toast. There is still one soldier left, though. Do I hit him with my military? Yeah, you got another attack. You can make another attack.

Wow. I swing it around. That is only a 12 to hit. 12 misses the soldier. Soldier blocks it with his shield. Oh, but you know what? I have a bonus action, and Rova can attack. All right, sweet.

Rover's going to make an attack. Also got a four. That's all right, Rover. Okay. So, Rover nearly falls off. Eyes on the road, Rover. Oh, yeah. So the drill card did not flip, but Rover did.

So Rover's just upside down in the pilot's seat. Making it top heavy. Crazy R2D2 sounds. Get your seatbelt on, bud. After Ox's turn, that is a soldier's turn. It still gets disadvantaged on anyone but slug or no? Yeah. Because my maddened and fumes.

I don't change my compound. Then it's going to go after you, Slug. Wow, you must really love money. Have you ever considered how shallow that is? Fuck you, man. Hey, we're not cursing anymore. Yeah, the other card didn't curse. I curse.

I'm the type of guy that jumps on to freaking drill cars. Sorry, I said freaking, I meant fucking. Misses on the first attack gets frazzled after he cussed. Cursing is new for you. Super new. Makes a second attack on Slug. Damn, rolled two fives. Wow.

Pinks off of Slug. High five. Yeah, I do catch one of his attacks with my hands. At Initiative 10 here, you guys with the drill car are able to start carving through the mountain here and all of this old debris, old like mine carts, old trains and things like that, just carving through them. This last soldier fucking falls off as soon as you guys like start burrowing. He just disappears under a bunch of debris. He's fucking gone.

I think you meant frick. Frick! Thank you. And you guys look at this map and see where the old tunnels would meet like the new ones that are still kept up where this train still would normally run. The trains have been shut down because mothership got the word out and all the gangs shut the trains down. But there are still like healthy tunnels that are maintained that you can follow to get to the other zones. So you guys break through. This is a lot of work for the drill car.

So you do feel it like starting to shake and getting ready to like break apart. Yeah, no, I think this is its siren song. This is definitely a siren song. Hey, let's send it out with style, you know. One last lap. Yeah, yeah. Let's just kind of be like, oh, you're doing a great job. You lived a good life.

Here, give it a special dinner. Oh, Adam, maybe you could fuck it. You just hear a voice go, I would really like that. Let me put on a romantic song. Yeah, I put on a headphones. I just died in your arms tonight. I put on headphones and an eye mask. Hi, my name is Atom.

Hi, I'm drill car. You sure know how to use that thing. You're damn right, I do. I give you guys space, but I do have to keep on driving. So just do your thing and I'll try not to look or listen. Oh, yeah, you can drill the drill, so you may be part of this ox. Oh, yeah. Tell me if you need me to be part of this ox.

to press any other buttons. I plug into the drill car and say, this is sex. You guys just hear various beeps and boobs as the drill car begins to like overload. Adam makes the prize sound. But yet, you guys feel this thing. I squirt the wiper fluid again.

This thing is like shaking and starting to like kind of break apart. You tear through these dirt walls, rocks and dirt and debris kicking up as you plow through. And you guys burst through and find your ourselves in the subway tunnels. As your drill car is sputtering out, but you're still able to ride along, you see train tracks underneath you, and you guys begin heading towards Zone 4 following the tracks. And as you guys are driving along relatively safely now, you guys can take a short rest if you guys would like to gladly charge any of your stuff. Yeah, I'd like that. All right. So you guys heal up. What's everybody's HP at as you patch yourselves up? I'm at max. I'm at 64. I'm at 54. Not at max, but I'm saving through hit type of future reconstruction serum.

Sweet. After having an intimate relationship with the drill car, I'm at full HP. Yeah, you feel super refreshed. You hear Specter in your earpiece go, okay, so you're going to be able to get to Zone 4 through here. But once you get towards that actual subway station, they do have it blocked up. All right. And you see she sends through like a video transmission of security cameras in Zone 4.

You see it pops up on like Adam's body. Adam can kind of do like a hologram sort of R2D2 style. And you see that there are a bunch of Blackfire Carnival, these like leather clad acrobatts. The juggalo. The juggalo's. Is this the zone that does all that? Sim tech? Yes, yeah, yeah.

So they've got a bunch of, like, they've got a bunch of tech on them. You see they're, like, juggling laser daggers. You see guys with, like, big, barbed staffs that look like they were able to, like, swing around. People doing, like, switchblade tricks and things with lighters and everything. There are people on stilts.

There's definitely people on stilts, dude. People just waiting around this subway station hanging out on, like, top of, like, defunct cars and stuff. But you hear. Spector goes, if you can ditch the car when you get a little closer, I don't know how you're going to get from Zone 4 to Zone 3, but you might be able to talk to Eddie. He still lives in Zone 4. And you guys remember Eddie as being the Goat Man, who was like the party dude that was in the picture with you guys. Ready Eddie. He used to be the head of a gang called the Red Trip, but then was kind of bought out

by the Blackfire Carnival. So you guys would know where his like old house was and stuff. And Spector goes, I haven't talked to him in a long time, but I have to hope that some of the old Eddie is still there. Okay. Where would some of it have gone? Do you think that he sold something of himself and making this deal? Definitely. I mean, he's got rid of his gang, and he just, as far as I know, he just stays in his house by himself. That's not, he didn't used to be like that, remember?

Oh, you think they got him with Simtech? You think they hooked them up with, like, you know, videos of a lost loved one, and he just sits in there staring at it all day, and that was worth getting rid of his entire gang for? I don't know. Maybe I'm writing fiction here. No, no, no. I think that is exactly what has happened. Suspecta, I know this was your crew, right? Yeah. I know you probably feel pretty complicated about it, but I do find it sympathetic.

I mean, not, you know, I find it complicated. It's certainly, certainly complicated. Do you want us to knock him out or anything? Would that feel good for you? I get a little revenge. My feelings on Eddie are very complicated. In many ways, it feels like I've already lost him. Who do you think is on that, uh, Simtech?

I don't know that it's anyone in particular, but Eddie always had a thing. Thirst and a lust for life, and that gave him a weakness towards some vices. Yeah, as an adrenaline junkie, I'd say it's chasing dopamine. Yes. The reservoirs doesn't exactly lead you down the right path. For sure. We all love pleasure, but there's a time and the place.

Absolutely. As I finish in the drill car. As you're driving through the mountain. Okay, yeah. Okay, you got, do you personally got anything you want us to say to him? I mean, maybe it's the last chance you get to say something that you didn't get to say before. You know, if I'm going to say something to Eddie, he can get out of his fucking house and he can say it to me. Okay, wow.

Okay, so I'm sealed. Delivered. Yeah. And Spector continues. So just, you know, be careful as you're approaching, but you should be able to, ditch and maybe get out and sneak out before you get to the station. What's that? What's that? You guys begin to see... Oh, I think that's Adam's thing.

Yeah. No, that's... That's not what I'm talking about. That's not what I'm talking about. It's Adam Rom's penis. No, no, no, it's not his... It's not his penis. Well, no, it's his robot penis. No, no, no, look at your radar. Look at your radar. Look at your radar. It looks like a little dongle. Look at your fucking radar. Sorry, you're getting pinged. Ox. You see on your radar, uh, there's a giant

blinking dot that is getting closer and closer and closer from behind you guys. Oh no. Is it really? Begin to hear a train whistle in the distance and the sound of machinery fast approaching. Not really. Okay. Oh, this is going to be fucking young blunder, isn't it? You see the light from a runaway train around the corner and begins heading straight towards you.

Sounds like the express. All along the sides, you see gang members of hammer and circuits are hanging on. hooting and hollering. I'm going into a rage. Go ahead, go into a rage. You see the conductor in the front smashes the window out front and hangs out. You see young blunder,

exposed brain with electrodes connecting to his body. Streaks of electricity shock him through his unstable tech, and you hear him shout, I heard you got some new tech. I can't decide if I'm going to turn you in for a reward or try it out my sex. Okay, well, let's find out.

As the train is about to run into you guys, everybody roll initiative. Yeah, let's do it. That's a 12 for ox. Nine for slugs. 22 for Atom. Okay, at initiative 22, you act before the layer action. If you have anything you want to prep or anything, at initiative 20, you guys are going to be hit by the train, or you can jump onto it. There are no other options.

The drill car is simply not fast. enough and the train is too fucking big. So I'll say with you being as fast as you are with a 22, you'll be able to roll with advantage on this next deck save, or you can use your action to help your friends or something, or you can just take a fucking shot at Young Blunder or something. So Young Blunder's mom is dead, right? Yes.

Okay. So I am going to jump onto the train. Okay. Go ahead and give me a, you can do athletics check or a deck saving throw to jump onto the train. All right, so I'm going to do the, the Brock Sampson just like fall backwards through the windshield. Yeah, you guys see as soon as the train arrives, Adam fucking jumps out of the drill car and just like runs towards the train. And even Young Blunder was like, wait, what the fuck?

Whisper to the drill car, remember me. Sip it and dip it. So that's going to be a 13? 13 just passes. It was DC 13. So you managed to jump onto the train here. You see your like face to face in like the conductor's area, like right near the front. You see the lever is this maniac has fucking just broken it off.

It's just a fully runaway train going as fast as possible. You're ready to fucking play. Always. I run a fucking arcade. Yeah? I know you do. I'm going to fucking take it over. I'm going to push your buttons.

I'm going to push your fucking buttons. How's this for a button? Try it. I'm going to cast silent image in the form of his disapproving mother. You see, he starts shaking with like uncontrollable fury. The, mom! I'm not young blunder, a young blunder bus! You're old blunder!

How's that fucking feel? She can shake her head as part of the action. Doing your own sim peck, huh? Sweet, I'll say he'll have disadvantage on the first attack. As you see, he starts screaming at his disapproving mother. Who was much better at running the gang than him? Adam, after your turn, that is the lair action. As an initiative 20, the drill car is about to be hit by a train, and thus so are slug.

And ox. Go ahead and give me deck saving throws or athletics checks, DC 13. Danger sense coming and clutch. Doity 20. Doity 20. 22 for ox. You guys both managed to jump out of the drill car and onto the drain as the drill car is annihilated. I'll never forget you.

Rover with me, Rover. Yeah, rovers with you. What we had was real. You guys jump onto the train. And after Initiative 20, that is Initiative 16. You see up here on the train with Young Blunder, one Hammerbrough, three soldiers, and two visors. At Initiative 16, that is the visors.

As you guys are jumping onto the train, they take laser shots with their eye cannons, with their optic blasts at Slum. and ox as soon as you guys get onto the side of the train. Do you think me on the drill car could have made it work long term? No, you couldn't be tied down. Would you want that? You're right.

Because I, you know, I do think sometimes, like, maybe, I mean, seeing that airship really made me think, like, what is my long-term plans? And if I'm honest, he's finding myself a sweetheart, you know, settling down somewhere, getting into carpentry because I love to make furniture for her, you know? Wow. You could make... Maybe build the whole house for it. Oh, a custom pine wood half pipe. Shit.

I was trying to think selflessly, but now I just want to build myself a half pipe. I'm not ready to be died down. Slug is yelling this insane wind and chugging sounds. Oh, yeah. So redo that entire conversation at the top of our lung. So one visor misses Slug takes a shot and misses flat. And we'll take a disadvantage shot. 16 to hit you, Ox.

That does it. That is 12 damage, Ox. You're hit with a laser beam. Youch. Yeah. After the visors, that is a hammer bro. A hammer bro is going to climb over the side, like smash in one of the windows, go inside the train. And then you're kind of hanging on to the outside here is going to swing out the window at you slug with a hammer.

Okay. Actually, that hammer looks like I could use it for my carpentry. Is this new? Are you into carpentry? Absolutely brand new. I'm just the sort of vision boarding, but without actually doing it. She's thinking about settling down. What's wrong with that? I'm thinking about settling down 40 years from now.

Flugs. You could take those energy drinks and make them into candles. So actually, this guy makes one attack, but it gets two targets with the attack. So like the Van Hammer Brothers, throws a hammer around. It spins. It's a 19 to hit slug and then a 19 hit ox. That hits. Okay. That is 10 damage to both of you guys. Okay, five for slugs. Damn.

And then after. After the Hammer Bro, that is Ox at Initiative 12. I'm going to shoot that hammer, bro. I'm going to just pull my gun. Do you want to get in? So I'm going to say as the train goes faster and faster, if you're outside the train, you're in danger of falling off. Okay, so I'll use my movement to get inside the train,

and I'll fire some shots at the guys inside. Great. Okay. Fireing at the hammer bro. Yeah. And I'll use the bonus action branding smite. Sick. Two 16s to hit.

Both miss. You see bangs off their shields. So ox misses twice. At Initiative 11, that is Young Blunder. Young Blunder is up front in the engineers area, the sort of pilot seat here with his mom, Adam and his mom. And he looks super fucking pissed.

Young Blunder gets four attacks. He's like lightning fast. but like very unstable. First attack is a shocking fist, so his offhand, his left hand is covered in lightning as he takes a swing at Adam. Nice. And misses.

And Young Blunder has a mechanic where he has four attacks, but if he gets lower than a five on an attack roll, that piece of him malfunctions. Oh. So you see the shocking fist swings through you, but he like overcharges it

and smashes it into the, wall of the train here, and lightning bolts start going up and like sputtering and smoke starts coming out. Oh, you dumb motherfucker! If you insist, I look at his mom. Adam, you rascal. I can't get enough of it. Okay, so then you see he does a Henry Cavill loading his fist to do an iron fist, does a

punch at you, Adam. That is a 19 to hit. Okay. I'm going to use skin of my teeth. Okay. Try and beat that. Yes, that's plus five to my AC. 23 AC.

Okay, you dodge out of the way of the iron fist, and he spins around and does like a lightning fast kick as his leg extends out unnaturally. Shit, he cocked that too. With a three, that jams up. And you see his knee locks out and begin sparking. Motherfucker! You really need to get that looked at. And then he's going to take a flame jet attack. Flamethrower like opens up on his.

wrist and he lets it out at you. Adam, go ahead and give me a dexterity saving throw. Okay. 27. Okay, you take half. You just take seven fire damage. And then as a bonus action, he is going to do a brutal repair so he can fix one of his things. He's going to fix his shocking fist.

So you see he just like takes his hand and goes like, ah! Fuck! And you see electrodes start going crazy off of his brain and start going crazy off of his brain and start like frying him as he takes 10 damage to fix it. Wow. At initiative 10, Ox and Slug, you guys see dozens more goons

begin rushing from the back cars towards you in the front. They start running up. You see heavily armed soldier snipers with laser sights. But in front of them, you see a few dwarves and cloaks. You see one of them in the front, pulls his hood off, and you see old drill. And he goes, We'll handle these whippersnappers.

You get young blunder. You see a bunch of the soldiers join Drill and turn to face the others. One of them is Milton, the guard who you guys had paid to get you guys potions, tosses you a bag of three potions slug. As promised. Thanks, Milton. Thank you, Milton. You're all right.

Milton. You see, Drill revs up his drill arm. It's been a long time since I've got to do this. And cuts the link between the trains, cutting off the back, from the front cars. So you see they begin to falling back as drills guys go to battle with young blunders guys.

That's how you lead a team. Take note, young blunder. Fuck you. It's hammet time. After that layer action, that is Slug's turn. I'm going to kick in because I was hanging off the side.

I'm going to kick in and I'm just going to start shoving guys out. Okay, so there are two visors. These guys that shoot lasers from their eyes. There's one hammer bro and three soldiers.

I'm going to say in order to, like, throw them out the window, I think it'll need to be two shove attacks, one to like get them up against the window and one to throw them through. All right, I think just because they do the most damage, I'm going to go after devices. Okay, great. Are you trying to push them or just attacking them? No, I'm going to try to shove them.

Okay, great. So I'm going after one of them. Okay, so you roll with advantage, right? Trying to be to seven. I got 13. Okay. So you push one up against the window. Fuck!

Start charging his. visor trying to shoot you? I'm sending you on a little trip. Do you have your bags back? 14 on the second one. I got 14 exactly. No, I got 15. I got 15.

Okay. Man over boy. I rolled really poorly, but I had advantage. Very, very brutally. You like smash the window behind this guy. Grab him. With my head. I headbutt the window.

Pick him up by the collar. He's using his feet and his hands to try to push against you so he doesn't go out. You're like an unruly kid. You're able to get him just out far enough. Some debris from the tunnel hits him. Get in, you a car seat. Breaks his neck and falls out the window. One of the visors goes down.

Nice work. So my jet dash, if I do a bonus, if I do my full movement, I get to make an attack. If I use my bonus action to dash, do I get to make this attack? Yeah. If you use your, so you have to use 30 feet of movement to do the jet dash attack. So yeah, I'm going to use my movement. And then because of it. of the augmentation I'll get to take this attack.

27 a hit. 27 hits? 25 damage. Wow. Okay, this dude is super hurt. And he's got to do a DC-16 strength save or fall prone. Falls prone, you brutally knock this guy into the wall, bangs his head into the side, and falls over as the train rumbles along.

After Slug's turn, that is the three soldier's turns. Okay. One of them will go for ox. Two of them will go for Slug. So one runs up to you, Ox with these like red hot swords that connected to these backpacks on their back. Hey, careful with those. 12 to hit misses, 10 to hit misses. Swings down twice, misses.

Two of them get advantage on Slug here. Hits on the second attack with a 20 to hit. Slug that is 14 damage, slashing damage. Okay, seven. And then other guy takes two attacks. Two more hits, 28 damage total, half to 14. Okay. Yeah, stabbing into slug.

I don't mind being bloodied. Top of the round, Initiative 22. That is your turn, Adam. You are in here with Young Blunder. Okay, I should roll to see if my concentration breaks. I think it was just seven damage, though. Yeah. 19, so the hologram of his mom is still there.

It's probably not affecting him anymore, but it's fun. I think I'm going to just square up with him. Great. I transform my hand back from a gun into just like an arm. Yeah. And it starts to, like, crackle with electricity as well. And I say, as long as you're in here, my friends are safe.

And I'm going to shock punch him. Sick. This is like a cantrip. Hell yeah. That's just a 13. You see, dodges out of the way with superhuman speed. As he's dodging, I'm going to use my last built for success to see if I can boost it. Great.

Too slow, your old tech. Absolute. He's old school. Oh, that's the thing with old tech is it's actually more. resilient than new tech, I think. Old tech can be rebuilt. Arise better than it was before. Old tech, old tech still fucks.

15? 15 misses. Is that your whole turn? Yeah. Oh, let me roll and see if I get my grapple back. Yeah. Oh, I rolled, I got a six, so I get my gadget back. So he's my bonus action gadget.

Sick. I'm going to try flash grenade. Okay. Sweet. So he makes a constitution saving throw to not be blind. did because he'll have disadvantage on his attacks. So he's gonna make a constitution saving throw. Yeah.

All right, he gets, he does get fucking plus eight to this. Oh, constitution is his best. Yeah, is it to work, huh? Natural one, though. There you are. So you use your, like, flash grenade, you open up your bracer, this bright light. Oh, what the fucker! A visual onslaught from Adam.

First, you're dead mutter. Tries to cover his face and sort of falls back. At Initiative 20, the train rattles and takes a corner super hard, starts to like tip and rattle, taking a corner hard. Everybody give me deck saving throws or be knocked prone. That's a 22 for ox. 15 for slug. That's a net one for Adam.

Okay. Adam, you fall prone. Young blunder saves, but all of the other dudes fall prone. See everyone in the train fucking falls over as you guys take this corner super hard. hard. Right. At initiative 16, that is one of the visors. So the visor is going to get up.

It's just going to try to blast slug here. It's on death's door bleeding out of the side of the mouth. Get the fuck away for me. That is a 20 to hit you slug. Hits. Okay. Oh, no, it's fire. Nine fire damage.

Shit, she hates fire. And then takes a second attack. 25 to hit. Oh, no. Don't do it with the fire. Another nine fire damage. How's Slug looking? Ten hit points.

Ten hit points. Okay, Slug is looking fucked up in the back of the train here. After the visors, that is the Hammer Bros. Turn, the Hammer Bro can attack both of you guys. So just takes a big sweeping swing with his hammer, throws it like a boomerang. First one will go after, okay, 24 to hit, ox and slug. Hits. Oh, hits me.

Okay, 14 bludgeoning damage to both of you guys. Half to seven. Okay, everybody's looking. Oh my gosh, she's so fucked. I'm down the tree. Really fucked up. There's more teeth than I got. You guys do have potions.

Do you got that potion? I got three potions. Yeah, we got three healing potions. Okay. OX, that is your turn at initiative 12. Okay. Let's run this back. I'm going to use branding smite and take aim at this visor.

Great. Take both shots. That is a 25. 25 hits? 18. 18 also hits. 34 damage. Jesus.

Okay. This visor just explodes into meat. Only had seven HP left. So I'll say you'll get some runoff on the other people. The burst of this explosion hits one of the soldiers for the remaining 27 damage. Wow. Wow. Okay.

So one of these soldiers is extremely fucked up now. Okay. Okay. After Ox, that is initiative 11. Back to Yule. Blunder up in the conductor's booth with Adam here. He is blinded right now. Frustrated, just grabbing in his eyes.

Oh, fuck! But he's going to use bonus action brutal repair to fix his stomping foot. His knee had locked out. The metal had gone completely straight so that he couldn't kick. And he snaps it back into place and takes 13 damage to do it. Pretty, don't force it. Brutal stuff. Pretty soon you're going to be old blunder

if you don't treat your joints right. Shut the fuck off. And then is going to take... I say with three hit points. Yeah, you're so hurt. And then it's going to charge Adam and take four attacks with disadvantage. First, shocking fist.

Misses on the first one, just smashes into the window here. Second attack with the iron fist. Misses again. Slams down. into the ground. You see the floor of the conductor's booth breaks out and you can just see the tracks in a blur underneath. Takes a stomping foot attack kicks out at you. 19 to hit. That does hit, but I'm going to use my reaction. Skin of my teeth to add three to that. My AC becomes 21.

Sweet. Stomp's down. You managed to move out of the way. Do we say skin of my beeps? Skin of my beeps. That's good. Yeah. Skin of my beeps is good. He actually, so on the iron fist, he actually got a three, so that breaks, and he will need to fix that next turn. So you see this big metal hand of his starts like spinning and sputtering. And then the last thing he's going to do is his flame jet, which is just a dexterity saving throw. So he just goes, fuck it! And he can't see anything, so he just starts spraying fire into the booth here. Oh, man, someone's got to take you to the auto body shop.

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the train is running extremely fast. You hear debris falling from the mountain as the whole train is rattling and is raining down on the roof above when suddenly a giant stalactite crashes through. Everybody give me dexterity saving throws. 80. Nat 20. How about it? I'll tell you what. Normally you take half on a Nat 20 you are going to roll out of the way. I needed that, too.

Hell yeah. You for sure needed that. Cradling my three hip points. That's incredible. I got a dirty 20. Okay. Dirty 20 passes. So it's 16 damage. You're going to take half ox. You're going to take eight. But the three soldiers that were still prone

from the last layer action, they take a full 16 damage. One of them dies. The stalactite fully breaks through the ceiling and crashes into one of them directly in his chest. That guy dies. Oh, that's going to leave a mark.

Adam, you also have to roll it, and so does Young Blunder. Yes. I got A. 24. Okay. You and Young Blunder both pass and just take eight damage. After the lair action, Slug, that is your turn. Okay. I'm switching into reconstruction mode.

Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and get myself some HP back. What are we looking at? 6 HP. I'll take it though. Okay, you also have potions. Almost double digits. I'm gonna spit to lube up my skates on my rollerblades. Okay.

Oh! And I'm gonna start using my full movement to try and drive by, take out as many as I can. Sweet, go ahead. Okay, first soldier. 16 to hit 16 misses Rolls out of the way

Pulls up his shield Blocks the hockey stick Come on Okay, second attack I miss Whibble Oh my God Okay Slug's luck is finally running out

Too much lube You loop the wheels too much Yeah so you slide past I'll even say yeah You kind of wipe out On your roller blades As the train takes a hard turn Okay and now

Given that information I am going to bonus action Great a heel in potion Great Go ahead and roll your HP there. Everything okay back there, guys. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Slug wiped out pretty hard, but she can shake it off. Sometimes you're working on a trick and you think you can whip it out, but you shouldn't be whipping it out yet. All right. You're not supposed to whip it out, everybody. I whip it out whenever I can. All right. So these two soldiers after Slug's turn, one will go after Ox. One will go after Slug.

Slug, were you rolling with advantage? Because they were prone. Okay, great. And also, I'm buddyied right now, so it means I roll with an advantage, so I'm no, I no longer have to Request the attack. Okay, great. So then are just going to take some rolls flat at you. So one soldier gets up from prone and goes and attacks you.

Shout out to the two crew misses on the first attack. Second attack, shout out to the two crew, misses twice on slide. Other soldier is going to go and charge at ox, though. Hey, pal. 17 to hit ox. I'll cast shield. My visor glows with energy and blocks it. Okay, great.

You cast shield. So what is your AC now? He takes a second attack. It's 21. Okay. Misses. Last attack is a 19. So pings off of your barrier, these two soldiers here.

On top of the round, that is Adam up in the conductor's booth. Okay. I see Young Blunder getting more and more furious. There's flames all around. and I'm just going to keep him distracted. Great. Would you allow me to use Lucky to give myself advantage so that I can use sneak attack?

Yeah, then the way Lucky works is when you roll a D20 for a D20 test, you can spend one luck point to give yourself advantage on the roll. So if you have advantage, I believe you get sneak attack. Right on. That's just the way that works. I will allow it either way. So I think Adam, like, basically since he is made of metal,

just kind of stands in the fire. Okay. And from this wall of flames, holds out a shotgun and fires directly at Young Blunder. Sick. I'm also going to try and use overcharge if I can. Let me see if I get that back. Yeah.

You need a five or six. Five. Got it. Sweet. All right. Great. You add an additional D6. This is something that you were able to get from the mothership nights.

Cool. Yeah. I have like a little extra charger on my gun now. Hell yeah. First attack. Nat 20! Whoa! You know, I felt it in the air.

I felt it in the air. Oh, my God. All right. Let me roll the next one. Next one's going to be a 22. 21. 21 just hits. Just hit.

Okay, all right, so that's two hits. Yeah, so he's no joke. He's hard to hit. Rolling 10D6 for all of my attack and bonuses. Hell yeah. Oh, my God. So that's 39 points of damage. Damn.

Not bad. Okay, yeah, you overcharge your gun. And at the exact moment when you're at like your peak power, you blast the shock of it. You haven't gotten to use this ability yet. So blasts you back into the side. blast young blunderback actually like breaks a window and knocks it out as he bangs onto the wall here. You're a disgrace to this town. You should leave. If you were in my arcade, I'd kick you out. So whenever I crit, I have an additional ability from my gunslinger class, which is whenever you score

critical hit against a larger, smaller creature with a ranged attack, the projectile lodges itself inside the target for one minute or until the target replaces one of its attacks with dislodging the projectile. Got you. Okay. Okay. So speed is halved and has disadvantage on attack rolls. Damn. Okay, so you see him beginning to bleed out. You shoot him like right in the chest. His chest plate dents in.

The bullet stays there. And he starts bleeding out of his gut. Just a little something from the prize counter. I'm going to need those credits to pay for this. That's what an attack from someone worth one million credits looks like. After Adam, that is initiative 20. At Initiative 20, you guys get an alert from Specter. You hear Specter and your Earpiece go.

You're almost at the stop for Zone 4. There's another train in that station there. You're going to crash. You've got to get off the train. Oh, no. Okay. At Initiative 20 of the next round, you guys are going to run into a parked train in the other station.

So you are for sure going to crash at the start of the next round. Yeah. Got it. Can we look around and see, like, is everyone else getting this message or not? Like, are they just going to stay on? here? Young Blunder doesn't care about literally anything and is not thinking ahead at all. He has not had his turn yet, so he might jump out as it gets close. It kind of depends. After the layer action, that is the Hammer Bros. turn. The Hammer Bro makes one attack but on two

people, so he's going to toss his hammer and it boomerangs around. A 17 to hit. My ace is still 21. Okay, pings off of both of you. Sorry, bud. Is not able to hit either of you after the Hammer Bros turn. I'm going to poke someone with that thing. OX, that is your turn. All right, so I'm on my way off of this train, and I think I'm going to move fast.

I'm going to charge, and I'll take two attacks on one of these soldiers. Okay, great. Yeah, yeah. They're pretty hurt. They're up from prone now, though, so it's regular flat attack. So you take two shots as you get ready to jump out the window. Okay, I'm using my mall. since I'm charging.

It's like a glowing baseball bat. That is a 16. 16 misses. 16 misses and a 19. 19 hits. That is going to be 21 damage. 21 damage. You take out another one of these guys.

So you mall this dude with your mall. You shoulder him and he slumps to the ground after hitting the side of the train car here. Awesome. And I'm going to whistle at Rova. Rover's going to make an attack with my, attack with my bonus action. Got a gnat one. Hey, don't worry about it, it's all right, just come in. Falls over, starts sliding out of the train. I don't think he's meant for fighting.

You're gonna hurt yourself, bud. Come on. Rova's real brave, but he's a little slow on the old drop. He's been helping himself to the alcohol in the cooler. And I guess I'm gonna go position myself maybe over like the hole, the hole that the stalag might in the bottom of the train. Okay, sick. I can like time a jump. I'll allow you guys to basically like hold your movement until everybody gets off. So, Ox, if you want to say, like, you basically are waiting at the hole to jump down as soon as Slug and Adam are ready.

I will allow that. I'm going to climb on top of Rover like he's a little ATV and get ready to, like, drop onto the tracks with his treads. You look like one of those kids in the airport on their suitcase. All right. After Ox's turn, that is back to Young Blunder. Young blunder grits his teeth and is going to use, he's pretty hurt

but still has some fight left in him. He's going to do a brutal repair and take six damage to fix his iron fist and then he's going to give up one of his attacks. He's going to give up his flame jet attack

to reach in and yank out the bullet and then he's going to charge forward and take three attacks on Adam here. First attack is a 27 to hit. Oh, boy. 11 damage.

Okay. Go ahead and give me a strength saving throw. 19. 19 passes. Bang back into the wall, but aren't knocked prone, but he has like jet boots and flies forward and takes another attack. That is 26 to hit with a shocking fist.

That definitely hits. Okay, you take 17 more damage. You are slowed now. You have an action or a bonus action. As he hits you with that one, he grabs you by the collar and locks eyes with you. And you see the electrodes and his brain are like shocking him and producing tangible energy that's going through his arm and into you. And he just looks at you and goes, you ought to play dirty. Show me projections of my mom.

I ain't the only one with a dead parent. As the electrodes like pulse, he's pulling from his memory and he shows it to you in a hologram that appears out of one of his eyepieces and you see security footage of a huge warehouse. It's mostly empty, but there's an old airship with a giant tarp covering it.

You see a half-land. man, enter the room. No. Looking around like he's there to meet someone. After a little bit, when he can't find them, he approaches the airship, lifts up the cover to check it out. As soon as he does, bam, a cannonball blasts him back, like hits him in the chest. He's knocked down and stunned. He lifts his gun arm up to return fire, but he's descended on by five shadowy figures. And after a short, struggle, the shooting stops.

The footage cuts out, the hologram stops. And Young Blunder is holding you. You see he's like bloody and fucked up. You can see through the conductor's window that you guys are fast approaching this other station, but he's just locked in on you and doesn't care and goes, I'm going to collect the bounty on you, just like I did with your daddy. But this time, I ain't splitting it. You, underground ironworks.

Who else are you working with? I ain't telling you shit. End of the line, one way or the other. He's going to take his last attack, which is a stomping foot attack. So he goes up to kick you. And that is a 17 to hit you. Just misses. Just misses.

I catch his foot with my hand. Hell yeah. So holding you there. You guys are both wrestling on the side here. After Young Blunder's turn, that is Slug's turn. I just want to. weave through the crowd, and I want to go straight into this conductor's booth. I want to use my bonus action dash.

Okay. So that I can jet dash on Young Blunder and try and take them out. Okay. And then I'll still have my movement to get back. Okay, sick. All right, so you're using bonus action shenanigans to be able to, like, run forward, but still have movement to jump off the train. Great. Okay, Adam, you are here wrestling with Young Blunder, and suddenly the door to the conduct. Burtur bursts as Slug explodes through and goes to run through Young Blunder here. You motherfucker.

There's one thing you didn't count on. Elmer had more than one kid. 25 to hit. 25 hits. 21 damage. Yeah. Okay. Extremely hurt.

Well, I still got two attacks. Okay, sick. Slug jets in, shoulders him into the window, breaks open like the front windshield. You guys feel a rush of wind coming in, making the fire go up. As you can see in the distance, a parked train that you guys are all about to hit. Slugs. Okay. I don't think 16's going to hit.

Come on. 16 misses. 21? 21 hits. Yes. Okay. 17 damage. 17 damage.

This dude is on death store. He's so fucked up and hurt. I'll take you board to hell with me. No, no, actually, I don't even need to do that. Once I have those credits, they're going to rebuild me. I can be rebuilt from scratch. They can preserve my brain. Sorry, but you reach your final destination.

I say in my conductor voice. Wait, you have another attack? No, no, because now I have to, I was rolling my extra HP. I don't have another attack, so I'm just going to then go back. Okay, so you get ready to jump off. Yeah. He has not a lot of HP and Adam gets to act before the layer action. Nice.

You guys might be able to get him before this thing crashes. Okay, please. That is, there's one soldier left who did not get the memo that this thing is about to crash. Ha ha, you and me. It's going to run up and take a couple attacks on OXier. Just get off the train. Misses one time, but 24 on the other hit. That will do it.

Okay, 14 damage to you. ox. Okay, very hurt. Okay. Stabs into you, ox, as you get ready to jump off. After the soldiers, Adam, that is back up to your turn. Okay. I think that, like, as I'm, like, grabbing his foot and we're, like, pushing up against each other,

my cold, red eye stares at him, and I say, you're the reason Elmer wanted us to leave. You've ruined this town. You don't respect anything. You're a sickness, and I hope that Uncle Drilly plows through you with his drill and sells you for

scrap. And I'm going to take my finger gun and just point it directly at him, still in his grips, not attempting to escape. And I'm in a fire. Sick. Yes. You get ready to, you start loading up. You see his, like,

exposed brain is right there, and he's already injured. And he just looks at you and Slug and goes, You're stupid fucking gang. You're always in the way of progress. The city would be better without you. The city would be nothing without

Kill screen. 23. 23 for sure hits. Okay. Shout out to the two crew on the next one. Okay, you miss on the second one, but go ahead and do your damage on the first one because he's bloodied. Okay, but I have my last risk point. I'm going to use grazing shot, so I will still hit on the next one.

Okay. Ooh. Seven damage from the finger gun bullet, and then nine extra damage from grazing shot. So 16 damage total. Adam. Finish Young Blunder. Yeah. I think I...

Stupid, stupid motherfuckers! I point the finger gun right at his brain casing and say, you've told me what's on your mind. Now forget it. And I just blast his brain. Yeah, you blast through the casing. He got way too close to you. Shatters, sprays all along the side of the conductor's booth.

As you guys barrel towards, you see this area crawling with gang members from the Blackfire Carnival and other opportunist. There's a parked train car here that a bunch of them were hanging out on. They start shooting at the runaway train, but as it doesn't slow down and you guys get closer and closer, finally the gang members start like jumping out of the way, start fleeing. Mind the gap. Shit, boys. We know how to make an entrance, huh?

So Adam, you still have movement. You guys have prepared actions. Let me know what you guys are doing. All right. I think this is our stop. Yeah, I think what if we just jump down through that whole. like Ox was talking about. Yes.

Yeah, let's drop in. Into the foxhole. Follow my tail. Sweet. Yeah, I want to follow him. You guys... Like, jump down through his hole and then just hug the ground as the train goes over us. Hell yeah.

Okay, so you guys run to the first car. Jump down through where this stalactite had fallen through the ceiling and crashed through the floor. You jump, you do like a roll to keep some of the momentum so you don't get horribly hurt. As you guys, like, hit the track. and the train rides over you. There's just one car, so all you need to do is, like, duck down and avoid this one. You guys feel, like, debris and stuff

and, like, the bottom parts of the train almost nick your head as you, like, grab each other. I think slug lands on a back and just has, like, it's like stargazing, but with the underside of a train. Yeah. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, the train speeds over you guys, and you guys are laid out prone under it.

As it passes, you guys turn. around and watch as this runaway train crashes into the parked one at the Zone 4 station. There is this huge explosion. You see members of the Blackfire Carnival and the remaining hammer and circuits, goons that were in the train, explode out in all different directions. Who's laughing now, clowns? You see fireballs go up. You see bodies flying in all directions.

People running and screaming. There are these Blackfire Carnival like acrobats like on fire. doing cartwheels trying to escape. I just can't help but applaud. Now that's a show. It is absolute chaos here as the station goes up in flames. Infrastructure-wise,

I think Petunia Glenn bottle cost herself more than 6 million credits, right? I think our number's going up. Yeah. You see, though, that this subway tunnel is now like full of fire, full of black smoke. There is absolutely no way

that you can successfully travel through here. But with all the chaos, So you guys are able to slip in under this mask of smoke and all of this hysteria and safely sneak your way into Zone 4. And that's where we'll end our session. Ooh. Oh boy. A day at the circus.

That Nat 20 to not have like the stalactite hit you is huge. Yeah, because now with my reconstruction serum, I'm back up to 24. Oh, that's good. Which I can really make last. However, I have it depleted all of my hit die. Ah. Yeah. Hmm.

We don't need to rest. When would we need to rest? I have six HP. I feel like you guys have used a lot of spells, so like maybe we all want a little trance. Let's sleep at the circus for a minute. Yeah. That's what the circus is missing. It's a hotel.

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Treb Hopdropper. Jack H. King of the Mole people under Iron Deep, dressed in blue and fighting his way through a bracket-style tournament. Valen. Paj, the bitch and Bonnie Bard. Drew Itick Payton. Carlin C. Omri. M. Noah. The Gentleman Fister, hashtag Anna the Cock, James G. Ilxie, archfay of dreams. Everything Bego, the Aladdin, who just wants to hang out with his pet badger, stripy. Han, Marcus, PhD, eventually. Learns the balanced druid.

Frida M. Maggie. Holly, the green laughing hyena. Papa Bambino and Gino's. Russell H. Cody C. Lorelei the succubae and Kira the succulent snack. Ellen S. James F. Wayfair now has to do something with the trolls.

Get rid of them, turn to page 42, keep them turn to page 69. Oreo. City name. Barbo Good Barbarian. Charlie Brown's best friend. Renee, the monster captain. Olivia, the enchanting bard and Jared the soap opera cleric, are prepping an epic playlist for the final battle.

Blue Ash, Fico, J, K-Guard, fairies in a summer slew hanging out with the two crew. Cantrip Dumbledore the bear onesie wearing barbarian, Lexi H, MJ the BFG, Roger L, No Drag the Pass-O-Fist Barbarian. Nick J, Zudrick's unofficial fifth crow. Goose Toes, Jean-Luca, Hannah Rose 3, Shananagan's O'Connor, Josh S, Alexander, Linz W. Sky, the eldest coffee master of Bahumia, serving pumpkin-spice lattes to Beverly. The spud fucker himself, Johnny Dutke, the mischief of Natpods familiarers. Pabu Escanar, the Goliath Paladin, providing service with a smile. Jakewell, Murphilly, Tim M. Dragon Night 86.

Richard. Scrangle, the main event. T.R. M.L. G. Cheeto. Shel B. Kenna's first favorite Sprite girl. Happy early birthday to Caldwell. Give Harriet some scritges for me. Jets. Better a pervert than a creep, darkness, man. That's a little note from Votra. Eleanor Violet. Stormy 52.

Maw Sky Days. Fuck you. I love you. Eat a rat. Megan N. Anthony B. B. Balnor's best friend, Steve. Stephanie of House and Zunza. Benjamin A. Sacrificial otaku, bringing otaku culture to a fantasy realm near you. Mickle A. S-tier, Crickwater and Joyer. Josh Hull Pilot of the Nightmareverse Flight. Ethan, the mailman. Adrian M. Maple, the shy, bookworm. Nick A.J. Ashesaurus. Billy Batson. Mithril Mage. Tury, the tungsten, tragoose. My other cat is a twink. Michael Lyle S. the second. Carl B. Plummer of the Realm. Sun, worm. Worm. Worm spelled W U.R.M. Which is just pleasing to look at. Ace, dregs, high lord of Critsburg. Venn diagram. DMC. Charby. Catamilius the consumed Cam the Frog Pork Man

Dean Jake W. Hi Mom! Tuesday Cross only here for the surf and mirth. We love you rat Jesus. Smoors. Tyler M. Zippa Bakery. Bad, G.G. Snake release. Kaylee of the oaken oar. Ah, hello my brethren.

Katarina C. Carly C. Rachel dies in Animorph. What are you doing to us? Jake might listen to this. Rufus. K.C.J. Paupaw's litigation associate. Greg W., go listen to short rest. It's Bonfriar behavior. Baruch, Thunderhelm, Fifth Generation Minotaur, working as an abandoned labyrinth tour guide. Cappy B. of the schooner, Lewis R. French. Richard E. Jen's left glove tailor.

Kajudan, the Almanac Artisan. fact archivist. The Waterworth, your four-legged Greg companion, Nick. Mo, Papa's pen pal, he's quite eloquent, actually. Oh, that's cute to know. The raging ranger, Echo Ashmore, Chef Julie B. Mama Mayhem, 404 error, ick. Jen rules kinder.

Lorelei. Thomas C. Little Dark Lotus creations. Kendra A. Miller. James the polymorphed boot Joshua H. Jacob M. Lou H. Ben V. Prince Lagerthal the 3rd. Timothy A. Shinka Kinsune or Skyler, the only male Kitsune in Bohemia.

Toxic Ghost. Daniel M. Chris A. Angie H. Fern M. Kenna's least favorite Sprite girl. Well, you know, there's always got to be one, right? Shai sign 23. I'm just Sam. Anthony H. Anthony Jarvis proprietor of the Crix Lazy River Floating Tour. Ooh, I'd love to go on that. Nate P. Cage B. Ernie is a good boy. And finally, Helena, sister of Maureen Emporium. Thank you all so much for supporting us. We love you. Mwa, Mwa, Mwa. Goodbye, sweetie. That was a hate gum podcast.