Not Another D&D Podcast - Hearthside Chat Q&A: Plump & Juicy Edition
Episode Date: April 27, 2023As Summer draws near, the 2 Crew gathers 'round the bonfire to roast some weenies and answer your burning questions about Campaign 3, D&D, TTRPGs and More! We also take a brief detour int...o discussing which animals Can and Cannot Count. Grab a cold one and head on over!To hear bonus Hearthside content, subscribe to us at Patreon.com/Naddpod!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome to Hearts Chat everybody.
Oh, I got to know.
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Winnie me.
Let's heat up some Winnie.
That's right.
We are your Winnie's, uh, primer if you call the dinner.
Emily Axford and of course Jake, her wit.
How do you hate it?
It's been a minute since we've answered your questions that weren't D&D court cases.
So we thought we did, you know, kickoff or shoes, sit by the fire,
answer some of your burning questions.
That's right.
The moon is full.
Our wienies are plump, and my mind is ready to do it.
Our wienies are so...
We're already introduced to the episode.
We can't just say that our wienies are plump.
We can't just start it.
Jake!
We're going to start it.
I was ready to take it away!
We're going to introduce the moon, I go!
We have one!
We have so many moon being full!
And our weenies being plump!
It's just like, is a full moon with huk-a-harni!
Yeah!
I'm just needing to see, like, the moon light reflecting off of these turd-wee-ies.
It's like, a half-chulb that I'm ready to holl!
You know, deliners! Move light-aiding a turd-c. A weez, it's like a half-chop that I'm ready to have. Howl. Delineers.
Moot light-eating a turd cleaner.
Half-chop in Howl in.
Okay.
Let's kick it off with a little man, I think,
of as salt of the murf.
Oh!
This question comes from Liz.
How do you decide on slash balance
the magic items you give your players?
Oh, that's interesting.
Well, in campaign one, I didn't know how to do it.
So you guys just got really good stuff.
But I would say just trial and error.
The most broken thing I gave to you guys, which we've talked about before, was the duttle
egg that gave you a long rest by just eating it.
Which I thought was just going to be, you guys pop it right away and that allows me to continue the story without you guys doing the long rest by just eating it. Which I thought was just going to be, you guys pop it right
away and that allows me to continue the story without you guys doing the long rest. But instead
you just hung on to them and then used them whenever you wanted to. How many did we have?
You just had three. You had one each. But I think like literally you guys just didn't sleep
that one night and just hung on to them and we're fine. So the eggs were super old when we ate
them too.
Yeah, definitely.
I could have made it so they went bad.
They could have just only been good for like a couple hours
or something like that, but I fucked up.
Yeah.
So I think the answer is do fuck up.
Right.
And then to, once you have a better kind of understanding
of the game, then what you end up doing
is kind of working off of things that already exist.
Like you're like, oh, this will have a charge of this spell
that maybe the character might be able to do anyway.
Like something like Callie's Luck Blade
is obviously Homebrood off the Luck Blade
that's in the DM's guide.
Did they never wish spell?
But you removed the one-sade wish spell.
You removed the one-sade wish spell.
Which I am so curious in what campaign that makes any sense.
I feel like it could work in this campaign
if you could just like wish for call to come back.
One-side day wish spell.
Yeah, wish for the egg.
What is going on in your campaign that you have a one-side wish spell
and that doesn't solve every thing?
I guess it could just be like an end game item.
The weird thing about it though is I think it's only a plus one or a plus.
Is it a plus two? Is yours a plus two? Plus one.
Plus one. So plus one you'd be like,
plus one to hit and but I could wish you dead.
I could wish it was a plus ten.
Right, every day.
I believe the wording of wish is that it's up to the DM's discretion,
but they do give you specific things that it does,
so it doesn't necessarily mean you can just wish for anything.
But it is like-
I didn't know that.
You can wish for a certain amount of money.
You could basically just have an infinite amount of money,
just wish for a bunch of gold every day.
Name a problem money doesn't solve, folks.
Hi.
Yeah.
Well, but sir.
You look so sad, Jake.
No, I'm really trying to figure out what brawl money is.
But yeah, I think it's kind of taking things.
And so off of that right, so we had the luck blade lost the wish, but made it a rapier.
So it's a D8 instead of a D6, and it has the finesse thing, so you can use two handed
weapons.
And then I think it gave you the fine steed thing
or maybe you got that as a boon from the...
That was a boon.
But basically just like work off what's there
and kind of take what you need and mix and match.
It's like a Lego set, but you can build it
however you want.
Sweet.
Something I feel like you're really good at
is noticing, this works especially well
for like a three person party.
You're really good at like it's noticing, this works especially well for a three person party. You're really good at noticing our deficiencies.
I'm like where we need help or need work.
And you'll give us an item or a boon
to counteract that a little bit.
It gives all an extra de-aid of poison damage.
We have the amulet in campaign one,
because it just helps to have a little extra healing energy.
You make our weenies plump.
I don't think so. You really do plump them up our weenies plump. I don't think you really do plump them up our weenies.
You plump my weenies.
You plump my weenies.
You plump my weenies man.
Yeah, here's the thing.
We should make Valentine's Day cards.
Yes.
Murph, we plump when you cook us.
Oh, and they could be like little balloons you can blow out.
Oh, oh.
The last go my herbal.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, cool. Let's file that away for next year
And we'll step on over to miss Emily wax for
Wax
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I couldn't have planned these we need a
Weaning oh shit, it's a crescent weenie.
All right, normal real human asks question for Emily.
I'm a martial man, but you have done some amazing spellcasters.
What class or multi-class should I start with
for my first full-caster experience in a long campaign?
I'd also like to thank them real quick.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
First full-caster, I mean, I'll open that up to the group. What do you think? Jake,
how is your experience because you're more of a martial guy, but then you play Bard for
Hot Boy Summer? Yeah, I've never played any other fullcaster, but I did feel like Bard,
it felt martial at Jason and it felt like I could get him next still. I think that Bard actually
might be a good suggestion because you have a lot of non-spell utility,
but also you're limited, you're only choosing,
like even with Kaliope, my spell list for Bard is small.
And so it really does give you a chance
to hone in focus on some spells.
Yeah, it's a little bit more manageable.
Yeah, so if you're cleric or druid,
you're stalking your spells every day,
and if you're feeling intimidated by spell casting,
that might end up being less fun.
But barter sorcerer, you have a small little list of spells,
you're gonna get to know those things.
Oh, that is interesting.
Like sorcerer over wizard.
If you're intimidated by,
you might have spells to mediate the-
Yeah, but it's fun just to like,
I feel like playing fighters,
I'm always needing to boost my strength,
counterdex, and then like with Bart,
I remember like, I played Tread,
like such a jackass that I was always surprised,
like, oh, I really, I persuaded you.
Yeah.
I'm charming.
That dumb thing I just said, it's gonna work.
Yeah, that's fun for all point.
And also like, Bart, I think you're a DA,
which is like a little less like squishy than I think
Sorcerers are D-sisters and Wizards are D-six. So it's like, you're a D8, which is like a little less squishy than I think Sorcerers are D6, Sorcerers and Wizards are D6.
So it's like, you have a little bit better hit points.
Yeah.
You might, I don't know if Bard's had,
but like they have more stuff that it might be a better entry
just felt actually.
Yeah, same thing Warlock too, like on X-ray.
Oh, yeah, Warlock is pretty limited.
On X-ray is so much more than-
Yeah, what is the name of that subclassic?
X-played? X-played. So yeah, like if is pretty limited. Oh, I'm just so much more advanced. Yeah, what is the name of that subclassic am? Explained?
Explained.
Yeah, so yeah.
Like if what you like about your martial classes
is your damage output, then 100% to be honest.
And you'll still get your spells.
Uh-huh.
She's great.
It's really great.
Colleges towards Bard, X-Blade Warlock.
Those are kind of nice melee crossovers.
But if you're feeling intimidated by spells,
then Blade Singer, like with Wizards, you have a lot more spells to be looked at.
But Blade Singer would be like, if you're like, well, cool, but I want to attack by sixth level, then Blade Singer, you can still have good decks and be attacking twice.
That is very cool. Yeah. That's nice. Sweet. So answered answered Let's move on over and call on cold well
This question actually my bun is open
This question comes from Emily, but not this one. Yeah, but it might also come from
You can believe this is fuck I guarantee they're cool. I've ran away as cool
Yeah, my question is for everyone, but especially cold.
Well, since I switched subclasses recently,
yeah, mechanically, what has changed about how you play your character
since the start of the campaign?
Did anything about your class surprise you or classes surprise you
as you played them more?
Well, I guess like Saul, like his initial arc for Saul was kind of like
about like realizing his entire life was a lie.
And now I feel like he had a switch from that.
There was this moment where we were in the Beastlands where he learned a little more about
the origin of his abilities.
And that kind of set me on a new path.
And I feel like at that point, from that point, I was like, maybe I want to switch subclasses,
maybe I want something that feels a little more, a little less magical, a little more like inherent.
Yeah.
And I was kind of like on the hunt for that.
And then I think that moment when like Shroomrot fell
in battle and then like I got like the mushroom boon,
that really kind of solidified like that change.
I feel like it always like happens with like a sea change.
And like I'm always on the lookout.
And I feel like Emily and Jake maybe as well,
like you feel the same way when you're like,
trying to figure out like what to do with the character,
you kind of like wait on something,
you have like an idea like brewing your head
and you like kind of like wait to seize the moment.
And for me that's what it was.
It was like, I got those like shrooms,
I knew that we were like going into like a different mode
when we were like looking for a cauldron.
I'm like, this seems like the perfect moment
to like switch things up.
Yeah.
I wonder, I feel like it's because you're such a visual person.
I feel like I'm more notice like when your characters
are changing outfits, it feels like there's something
happening in your brain.
Yeah, I mean like, I don't know, I've talked about this
on like streams and stuff and I just like, I always,
I have to picture everything kind of like through like
an animated lens.
Like the way your gauntlets have changed.
Yeah.
It feels like every like 10 episodes,
there's like something new happening with your frog.
Yeah.
I love to customize my frog.
You're turgid frog.
You're spinning your frog, man.
We do our brains plump.
I feel like we all probably visualize the show
in different ways, because I've got like video game brain.
And called what's got animation brain. I have action. I have action. I have action movie.
Okay, so you guys were thinking like action movie and Naruto.
Oh, right.
We're making an anime a little bit. Yeah, right. Oh, I'm definitely thinking anime as well.
Yeah, that's where the ley lines cross. I'm thinking like PlayStation 1 RPG. Oh, wow. Yeah.
I can picture a low polysol.
Yeah.
That'd be incredible.
Oh man, like the textures are so crunchy.
If somebody knows how to make graphics,
please do that for me.
Yeah, make this a cool Final Fantasy VII looking thing.
Yeah.
Can you make our video game for us?
Because I was super hard.
Yeah.
All right, let's come around and table to me.
And I will go ahead, Jake my day.
Wow!
Lila are Ember writes,
what subclass of fighter does Jake think about
for a possible campaign for?
Oh, I'm gonna assume that is no shade
because I just unabashedly love a fighter.
If there is shade, then I disagree with it.
I love it.
I'm gonna assume best intentions and I have played a lot of fighter subclasses love them all
But I also just like I would be into looking at other martial
Closes like I played Jivelyn in campaign. I like I played a barbarian, but I I Jivelyn was maybe
And I think like you still didn't really you didn't really have like a hold on the barbarian class at that time,
because it was on of a surprise.
Yeah, definitely, no idea what I was doing.
I think I, I think I like forgot to rage.
I was like, this guy doesn't do that much damage
and I realized that just wasn't rolling a decent
of results on. And I think that the barbarians
do like the most damage.
Yeah, they're like the best barbarian.
I think, well, I think part of it is too like,
when you just dip in, you're like,
play a class for for a small arc.
Because I didn't really level up with him.
I feel like playing something from the beginning
to the end, I could really dig into Barbarian.
And yeah.
So your career's not far from here.
Interesting.
I like that.
I'm not just in Barbarian.
Yeah, that over.
I'm trying to think what we haven't had.
Yeah.
Because we've had paladins, we've had bards,
we've had monks now.
Via did a dip into war cleric, but we really haven't had like a proper cleric.
Yeah, that's true.
We haven't had like a proper cleric.
And we had a rogue.
Run down Johnny was a rogue.
Oh, yay.
Yeah, and that was great.
But again, it's like, I played him for like two or three episodes.
Yeah, so like, yeah, yeah.
Leveling up with a rogue I think would be super fun.
Interesting.
I could get into that.
But my action movie brain is like, I want would be super fun. Interesting. I could get into that, but my action movie brain
is like, I wanna be the hero.
I don't wanna be like, the sneaky guy.
You wanna have a sword and be out there swinging it.
Does a part of you want to like,
circumnavigate the subclasses
and just like collect them all?
Yeah, I think part of me does.
I do think part of me does.
I like that.
All right, let's check out a crew query.
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This one comes from Nick N. Called well Emily and Jake, so's check out a crew query. Wow. This one comes from Nick and called well Emily and Jake.
So I guess not a full crew.
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his name the the dragon big bad big bad being Beverly pop-up
yeah something or other yeah it was big it was big that for me yeah I feel
like as far as just like volume of the yelp I made when you revealed that that's got to be it for me as well
But honestly like the Saul stuff was like a very fun reveal as well because I was like I you know
Kind of designed that character so that there was like a lot of open-ended stuff around like where they came from
That's the fun thing about having a character who's an orphan. You don't know. Yeah
But yeah, like the Saul clone stuff was like a huge fun thing for me as well
Yeah, I was the the Oberon stuff and like him killing Callie's mother, but like oh god.
Oh yeah, like we're like kind of on that way, but like yeah, it was it was very it was that was like a heavy
scene that I enjoyed a lot. Yeah. Well, thanks. Yeah, I'm having I mean, I think yeah, even going
into that kind of mythical terrain with Oberon felt really new to me because I don't know,
I just felt very mythical. I think I've said that before, but I wasn't expecting that. Yeah.
So then when it went there, I was like, oh, what a fun tone though. We haven't really hit so much.
Yeah. I feel like, I mean, I love anytime you guys throw kind of like a wrench into my plans.
I sort of love it. I thought, I mean, we brought up like,
rundown Johnny and stuff before.
So even going back to like elder mourn
of like that was such a fun arc of,
I had this dude in the Colosseum was like,
supposed to be executed.
And then Fiya jumps in and saves him with a dimension door.
And then you guys manage to not get grabbed
and are able to
just kind of like hide out.
And then that led to this whole fun thing where like you guys were split up and we played
new characters and we got to see Chrissy and rundown Johnny.
Yeah.
That was a lot of fun especially.
And really, that was like pandemic playing remote us just like, you know, not really getting
to like interact with each other and like injected a lot of life into that campaign.
And I think that's like, oh, all right, new character.
Yeah.
And also you guys, I'm more recent in campaign three,
recruiting Princess Shiverblade.
Oh, what?
For funny.
God, yeah, that was great.
Yeah, and using like all three, I think I said there was like
three sending scrolls or something used all three.
Oh, Princess Shiverblade. But just the way that yeah that like all
worked out with her chasing down the king and stuff like that. Yeah. It's really
cool and you guys like hard ones back story coming out in that very organic way
if you guys getting in that like little argument It was just, you know, I just love it when things are organic.
Oh yeah.
God yeah, the reveal of like why hard one is on the mortal plane again.
That was huge.
That gave me chills.
So I got chills when I read the email from Merck.
Yeah, that's sick.
Oh yeah.
Chills from an email.
The man is a master.
Oh that's, I mean, that's a job from an email, but man is a master. Oh, that's, I mean, that's a- Shubbed from an email.
That's another moment.
Is like you guys not giving up that crown.
Because I-
Yeah, I mean that's un, that's not gonna tell you real.
That's a real, that's a real, yeah.
I told, I don't know if I had said this some on Mike yet,
but my plan for it was for the crown to,
for glen to steal it and then try to go to the Fey Wild
to recruit people, essentially.
Yeah, like use the power of Ultras to get giants
on his side, but also like,
like, Fey or Attras.
We would have chased him to the Fey Wild.
He would have been a big bad that would have come later.
A whole lot.
I think about it, you had two options.
You've got like hard one comes back or blue glint.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Either one is possible.
All right, another crew query.
Micah E writes, is that crew with a cue, by the way?
Yes.
Can I see your laptop?
No.
Q are you.
But I did write query with a C like it you write hey folks revisiting the Crick in C3 has been really fun
But if given the chance is there any specific combat location from C1
You'd also like to fight in as the C3 characters like the Tower of the Watchmen or the University in Glade Home
Oh Glade Home was always my favorite the mage madness. I would love to do Mage Madness with our characters now.
Yeah, I mean, Gladehome's in the Astral Plane now,
so there's definitely reason for characters
to visit there at some point.
Yeah, but specifically, I want to do Mage Madness.
You won't specifically want to do the same.
I want to hurt your kids.
Like, non-corrupted Mage Madness.
They do the Mage Madness every year, right?
Is there no wizard tournament? Yeah. So our characters can go in for a ride. Corrupted Mage Madness. They do the Mage Madness every year, right? Is it an end of Wizard Tournament?
Yeah.
So our characters can go in front of you.
Go in front of you.
It's a right to go in a straight.
Hey, none of us are wizards, but we are rich.
Yeah.
I think we're not sure what money means.
Yeah.
We've been saving money just doing what we can.
We have maybe a year's salary, we're not sure.
I think Frostwin, they'll be cool too.
Definitely, I want to back to Frostwin.
Yeah, that's gonna be such a different vibe for Frostwin.
I love that, I was talking about how a video game brain
love the snow town in any RPG.
Yeah, I love the snow level.
And I'm always like the, like the water level,
the beach town.
So I want to go back to Smuggler's Bounty as well.
Okay.
I like that.
Yeah, I want to see, like specifically,
because you said there's someone going on
with a crag water beneath a glater.
Oh yeah.
There is crag waters kind of back.
The crag water is back.
Crag's back everybody.
There's also a usmodeous,
which you guys didn't really get to see last time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because you guys are on that side of the world now,
where it's like you guys never really got to Iron Deep.
You never really got to usmode you never really got to as Modes,
it just was like a kind of place
where you guys fought Acarot at one point.
What about the One Hells?
Would we?
The One Hells just go there?
That's possible.
Maybe at some point,
did Pendergreens release like a Zene
about like the changes?
Well, I think it's like,
because the Dusk mother took over Hell,
it became the Ruby Dawn.
So Pendergreens probably is keeping a low profile.
Right.
It's so funny.
Yeah, all right, that's so much more epic
that Duskmother making the Ruby Dawn
that they're not Pendergrain's both flex.
Then I want to see the Ruby Dawn.
Yeah, I think Pendergrain still calls it the One Hells,
but it's technical name.
That's like a name for it.
It's kind of like a shadow-felly hell now?
We'll have to see.
Yeah, Ruby Dawn, if it's hell I still want to visit.
Yeah.
I feel like the One Hells is what
Pindergreens calls his apartment down there.
Yeah.
Welcome.
And extra stuff.
This is Apro Poe for the next question
for Salt of the Murf.
Mm-hmm.
Josh is asking, are there any other continents
on Bihumi, besides the main one we know from campaign one and three in frost one?
Oh my God, you don't have to answer.
You don't have to answer this.
I don't have to answer this.
RDM does not have to answer that.
We need to shrivel.
I don't need you.
My we need no longer plump.
Yeah, there's, so yeah, you got main continent, which is like all the way to the west is like
Asmodia and where Gladehome was and like kill home and stuff like that all the way to the east is like the ruins of Glator on and
Cragwater and stuff like that then to the north you got frost wind and the frigid north and everything now
to the south there is a
Small continent that's continent that's an island
that has the city called Marangate.
Yeah, that is, Cali's dealt with it.
That there's a trade between the Feywild
and the material.
Yeah, so there's C-Elves down there
who work with the Feywild to a bunch of people live there,
people that wanna live on the material plane,
and then also Calli was involved with smuggling down there.
Oh, we very much need to go there.
Yeah.
Okay, speaking of Calli, let's see if Emily will wax poetic
for us, Emily Waxford.
Hannah G writes, are there plans for a continuation
of Hot Boy Summer AKA Multiverse of Madness?
You don't have to answer.
She does not have to answer that.
I do not have to answer.
I do have a plan.
Obviously, we have some scheduling stuff coming up.
So I have a dream of maybe doing an October takeover,
but Merp and I haven't really talked about it.
We haven't figured out if the schedules would align.
I think it'll time out nicely given what we kind of have
recorded and what we've got coming up sweet.
Yeah, but if I do an October takeover,
you fuckers can't complain about it.
Why would they complain about it?
They're asking about it.
Why would they complain about it?
They're asking about it.
We're over here, our dogs plump as hell and you're trying to shrivel our dogs don't
Shrivel our dogs not in October
Not don't shrivel our Spooky art. Are you thinking it would be like a little bit of a spooky art?
I would like yes
I like spooky stuff and it feels like a chance
I want toired, right?
Whoa, with this guaranteed haunted haired.
Jake, I quote that in privacy!
She doesn't have to answer.
She doesn't have to answer.
You understand, I'm gonna be able to drag out a haired
for four episodes.
With these guys you probably.
I'm imagining, Mav versus crew,
dealing with a haunted house or something is so funny.
Everyone pretending like they're not scared but being so scared.
We're gonna punch so many holes in walls.
The fuck do you guys think is going on in here?
They're not allowed to touch us, right?
Is that girl the one here?
No, fuck is that?
You shut up, I can't see her.
What are you talking about?
I think she's into me.
It's too dark and scary. we're still in the parking lot
Dave just like break someone's arm from throwing a first-be-head
guy comes at him with a chain saw he just absolutely dexed
okay let's call on calleddwell here. Welsh Lander.
I'm ring.
A question for Caldwell.
I never caught it on my first listen,
but while listening to C3 and everything in between,
you mentioned teaching chickens to count,
and then there's talk of horses being able to count
in the dungeon court live,
any other animals that can be taught to count.
And how do you come about this sort of information?
Well, I think you just got razz.
I think he's definitely cute.
I'm gonna give Welsh lander the answer they deserve.
Well, snakes obviously can't count because they're just a one.
I mean, they can count to one and zero, so the snakes can learn binary.
Okay.
You heard that here first.
I think it's like anything anything with a hoof, they can go in count because they're like knocking on it.
I know you're getting out of the first on it I think I don't believe you animal
What goats can count but they're orneries they might not
Count private
The rugrats with counting
counting. Oh, I see.
So did I.
I'm a talking thing.
As soon as mom and dad leave,
they count.
As soon as the farmer goes back,
there's a secret.
They're farmhouse.
The goats are counting.
Birds count.
I mean, some birds can learn to speak.
So, absolutely, they can learn to count.
Whoa.
Yeah, you can teach a parched count to 10.
Right, but does it know that it's counting?
I think so.
Can a bird do a pre-calc?
Can a bird do a pre-calc?
Can a bird do a pre-calc?
Yeah.
I don't know if they could grip the pin.
That's the problem.
They would just have to do a problem.
Yeah, they could pick a T-I-D-3.
You have to put little pieces of seeds up there.
Again, though, do they know what they're running into the T-I-D-3?
A bird could use a T-I-D-3, but would it know that it was finding signs of cosine?
Yeah, I was just looking for kernels of corn. Yeah better on the numbers
I think like it would start off they'd be looking for the corn. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Eventually they'd be like what have I been pecking at and it's like
They'd start looking at all the graphs and whatnot because like some birds African grays those fuckers will live for a long time
They can learn like 700 to a thousand words. Yeah, they can feel the loss of a loved one
So like I absolutely think they can find the hypotenuse
You can count the days that you didn't have the right
Wow, so they can count 30 days and soon passed
And you can count on them
Exactly. Yeah, I don't know if I don't know if bros can count but you can count on them
This was a really informative video. Yeah, thank you watch
I want to thank you all for your one for the first This was a really informative. Thank you. Watch. That was awesome.
Thank you all so much for the first
trainers too.
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My brain. My brain. My brain. My brain. My brain. for Jake Spoiler, did you have any other character ideas before having the plan to play hard one again?
Oh yeah.
I think I need to play Beverly, right?
Yeah, I was gonna come back as Beverly.
That would have made sense.
I think I mentioned, I feel like I mentioned this,
but I was like looking at Rogue,
and I already had mentioned Rogue now.
So this is obviously fascinating,
but I was like, that was one of the classes
that I went with my phone to my bed, trying to like, you know, process, not be able to play a obviously fascinating moment. I was like, that was one of the classes that I went with my phone to my bed,
trying to like, you know, process,
not be able to play a cullter.
Yeah.
I can get happy about a character coming up.
That's interesting that you keep circling around rogue.
But not also are like, I don't think I would actually enjoy it
because I personally fucking love sneaking around.
However, I don't actually enjoy playing a rogue.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
It's, I guess like the damage output of rogue
is like enticing to me. but then there's so many mechanics
that you have to keep track of to like be able
to deal your max damage.
Yeah, usually only get the one attack too.
Yeah, I find them, yeah.
I mean, but they have the thing going for them
that bars do, right, where they get like really decent
proficiencies.
Yeah.
So you can be really handy outside of that.
Oh, true.
And it would have been two, it would have been too
exactly like Glenn, but I was also super in love with his build with the
The Shard Shooter. Oh that would be cool. Yeah.
Kind of sick, but then like it would have, we just saw like his big fall from grace
and if I'm like I also have all that stuff. I'm glad. I do like
you know like I would hate it. I was just, you know the guy we hit? I think crossed your mind. That is, I was just like, I love the bow and arrow,
but yeah, that is interesting though.
In the future, you could do arcane archer.
That's another fight.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And they essentially have,
That's a hungry Davis, and we just do it.
But it's almost like battle master
that they have all these different abilities.
So you could play a really different arcane archer
than a hungry Dave.
Not to mention you wouldn't be using a frizz.
So I'm ready to choose.
I don't think that highly of myself as a role player,
but I think I could differentiate myself from him.
I'm not really good at it.
Yeah, you do.
You sure?
Are you sure?
I think.
I don't know, because my character,
well, they have a shot put instead of a frisbee.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Here comes Peckish Pete.
Peckish Pete. He's always a little hungry. He's always a little beat. Oh, yeah. Here comes Peckish Pete. Peckish Pete.
He's always a little hungry.
He's always a little hungry.
I could eat.
Yeah.
Wow, that cobalt is a little hungry.
I love the idea of having a sniper in our party.
Yeah.
Like someone that's a little distanced.
Yeah.
When I played Zerke, he hung back and shot
from a distance and cast its bells.
And it was very fun.
It's hard to get over the mental hump of being like, I'm a coward and I'm back here.
The fact that you'd be dealing massive damage as a fighter just from a distance.
It's something I just learned with Niak to hide and run and stuff.
Just stand there with a bow getting hit with a sword.
I want you to think I'm scared.
I'll face you head on.
I'm actually speaking of NIAC, eight-bit Bruce A.
Right?
I absolutely adore the Trinavale and Bohumi and Mini-Arc.
Oh.
What are the chances of the triplets crossing over
into elder more?
Oh, my God.
I'm trying to think how that would even work.
Yeah.
Jens becomes a blade.
Yeah, I guess we would probably just have to solve
like some kind of horror.
Yeah.
Honestly, I feel like the funniest way to do it
is just to like put you in like the hex blots point.
So let's try and like stop the murder of a king
or something like that.
Yeah, that's funny.
Oh God. That's a lot of yeah, that's funny. Oh God.
That's her life.
I think they might die.
Yeah.
Actually, so too.
And rightfully so.
Right, yeah.
Because it's like us in a fishing village,
we can kind of like, we can throw our weight around.
We can throw our weight around.
Right, and because people are more trustworthy.
I feel like in elder mourn, people are not so trustworthy.
And we are not trustworthy as the triplets.
And so if anyone's on to us, they're just going to kill us.
Oh, we also would have just been seduced by Moxora's promises and would have just joined her.
Oh yeah.
Right.
For sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, we would just be bad guys.
We would just be bad guys.
Well, actually Maxwell K has a salt of the Murph question.
Ah. They ask, do you think we'll
ever return to eldermore and even in a one shot or something? So, Trinneville triplets
aside. Interesting. Does anything about eldermore and call to? Yeah, I would like to do something
with eldermore and I'm not sure what. It's been like, I think we're into a nice groove
right now with the schedule and I think C3 is kind of here to stay for a while.
I think we'll have to see, we'll have to see where we're at
after this is done if we want to revisit it.
What about a live show?
Yeah, we should do an other more live show,
it's not like that.
Especially in a place that we've been to a bunch of times.
I think that's the Wilbur in Boston.
I think that's a way to do it.
I would love that.
Really like advertise a like elder mourn tour
and bust those characters out every once in a while.
Right, that would be fun.
Off of the Trinaville triplets in elder mourn,
I was remembering we had a joke at a live show
where hungry Dave was like trying to,
he was trying to get like a gate spell
so that he and his boys could go to Halloween horror nights
in elder mourn.
Oh yeah.
I feel like that would be the angle is like,
just a goofy like.
Yeah, something like that where it is like a haunted
hay ride but like in the Eltermore.
Some kind of spooky.
It's yeah, I guess the Trinvill triplets are just,
they like to travel.
Yeah.
So they're tourists of something.
What would they be looking at in Melbourne?
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Okay, let's ask another crew query, Tray Kaye, right?
This question is sort of a 50-50,
but if you could have any D&D creature as a pet,
what would it be, including pets from the campaigns, of course?
Mm.
Can I just say one that's not a D&D?
Sure.
Um, the little squirrel and Naseca
and the Valley of the Wind.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that squirrel's really cute.
I don't know if it's a squirrel,
it's just a little hairy.
Where's the name of it? I can't remember. It's called something squirrel, right? It's like a flying squirrel
I watch it on my iPad and bad when we were on tour one time and I was like this is the cutest creature I ever seen
I'm tapped me to show it to me
I mean, it was really she she was literally like jet lagged
and stuff, so she was just like out of it,
but literally just like really solemnly told me
that it was the cutest thing she'd ever seen.
That movie rips for like multiple reasons.
Like it gets you right up top with that flying squirrel,
and then there's like the big bugs,
and then she's on a cool glider,
and then the 80s soundtrack is just ripping.
The soundtrack is amazing.
It's fantastic.
The Piggets Joe, his say-ish yet.
Yeah, cool.
Yeah, I have a nod, a nod D&D answer to it.
I know, I'm so sorry.
Airbud, I think.
Airbud, yeah.
So you can play basketball.
Cause like, I mean, Airbud,
Airbud played, I think it was high school basketball.
Yeah.
But like was very, very good.
Yeah.
You could see. You could Yeah. You could see.
You could see.
You could see.
You could see.
You could see.
Being the six man on a bench in the NBA,
I'm trying to make cash off.
You think, I'm saying.
You think, you think, you think
airbud could make the NBA?
Yeah, because you guys are, you heard the cash cow?
This is a cash dog.
Cash dog.
Yeah, it's cash dog.
Yeah.
This is a cash grab with my cash dog.
I just think that dog lifespan isn't't gonna be great for like a full career
You know right? Yeah, you think injury prone?
I think like the coaching track would open up. He's gonna have to retire when he's like six
Yeah, so funny to do like a gritty airbud reboot in the NBA with it like hard foul
Getting someone get the technical yeah
Contract negotiation. We just do you eat it? Do your do your nine I think you know I have another I have a D&D character that would be such a cute pet the wildfire druids little fire sprites. Oh my goodness. I love them. I love an albeer. It's just a big albeer.
Big guy. Big guy. Big guy and H. Shit, or shit,
Shad a lot.
I don't remember if they each it.
Right. I guess I don't know.
I just remember they were guys were gonna join
cavern full of be do shit.
Only only only only going back to
Ghibli. I think for me it would be a cat
voiced by Phil Hartman.
So.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Yes.
Very nice.
And the Gigi from Gigi. The levers are really. Oh my God. Yeah, very nice. And the GG from J.P. deliver is over there.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, I forgot that GG talked.
That's right.
All right, we got a question for Salt of the Murph from Carly C.
Super interested to see what is coming up in C3,
especially now that we've gotten a glimpse
at what's going on in the astral plane.
Did you all murph especially?
No coming in, that something so big was happening out there
ahead of time.
Or has that more so formed with the adaptation of bringing hard one into the campaign's
storyline?
I think I needed to tighten it up a little bit once we were bringing hard one in because
then we'd actually had to actually run scenes there and stuff like that.
However, I did have the idea that the big thing that Glade Home was dealing with was God's fighting each
other.
So like that loose idea of there being like essentially a a space council of the greatest
minds of Bohemia fighting these gods that are going from plane to plane trying to steal
each other's divine hearts.
That idea was there pretty much from the beginning.
God what a tasty dangle that is.
Just like seeing that like that plump weiner on the hook.
Just like waiting for others.
That weiner's a little tasty dangle.
A lot of plump weiner on a hook.
Oh, plump weiner on a hook.
That's a tasty dangle.
That's a tasty dangle.
That's a tasty dangle.
That's a tasty dangle.
I'm sweating up.
This fishy be hungry.
All right, here's a crew query, Dina S asks, y'all kind of jokingly referenced how hard
one saw Bev and Saul and moonshine and Callie with the most recent app.
Do you actually find it hard to avoid falling in the same dynamics that y'all had in the
two crew?
I personally do not.
Yeah, I don't really think that I feel that.
I don't know that I really think about it too hard.
I think I just try and focus on having fun.
Yeah.
But I don't think that, I don't think I'm feeling that.
It's less honestly about like the band of boobs
versus duck team and stuff like that.
And I think there are natural ways that people play though
that you do, that happens no matter what.
Right, I think there's like, there are hard one or anything.
There's comedy and jokes and things that I find funny.
Yeah. It's kind of just in the play. It's comedy and jokes and things that I find funny. Yeah.
It's kind of just in the play.
It's always gonna hurt.
Yeah, every character that Jake plays is gonna be half Jake.
Just like every character I play is gonna be half me.
Right, yeah.
I feel like interacting with people I'm always thinking
of their character, not thinking of like an old character
or the role.
Yeah, I think it's just not in my mind.
Yeah.
I think I approach it more just like having fun
at the table with my friends.
Yeah, yeah.
Rather than like I am cultivating a certain table, you know.
Right, totally.
The overlaps are like unavoidable just because we are who we are.
But like, yeah, it's true.
I don't even think about it, really.
I've been really enjoyed having hard one around.
Yeah.
Just because you're like, it's just like such a piece of shit
sometimes.
And it makes me laugh so hard. It's really nice too, because like, it's just like such a piece of shit sometimes. And it makes me laugh so hard.
It's really nice too because I feel like I played
Kaliope to be a piece of shit
and it's really nice to have someone else to be a piece of shit with.
Yeah, it's all, I mean, just like.
I'll be there like only piece of shit.
I think, I guess it's like a blessing.
I wouldn't even say it's a curse.
I, but I think like hard one, I've established him
to the point where like,
I can always identify the dumbest choice in any situation.
And then once I do, I'm like,
of course that's what he's gonna do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's always gonna do something like that.
He's so fucking prone to put his foot in his mouth
and trip over his own feet.
You're like, be fucking shallow and dumb.
Yeah, that's great.
There's like a sweetness to Calder
that like differentiates Calder from hard one.
He's high intelligence.
Yeah, he knows better.
Kind of knows better.
Okay, tell you what, we're planning on talking
non-campaign questions over on the short recipe
on Patreon, but I'm gonna,
I'm gonna offer a little teaser here.
Who is the non-can-panel?
Are you giving us a plump weiner on the hook?
I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to give you guys a tasty dangle.
A tasty dangle, folks, to check out.
You can get a little bit more in the video.
You're gonna be non-campaign questions
unlike the one that called what got about hoofs counting.
Yes, so right.
That was TNT Related.
That was TNT Related.
That was TNT Related.
Yeah, was it?
Oh, because we talked about it in a live show.
We talked about it in a live show,
and horses existed in the end.
And it's C1.
And it's C1, and C1, you brought up a chicken's counting.
Chicken's counting.
Yeah, it was a campaign.
Because they peck.
Yeah.
It was a campaign question for the listeners.
Also, if you have a question about why I say something something that I say it's because I saw it in a cartoon
And then forgot about it because it happened 20 years ago, and it's just like and then for us
It didn't like you read it in the science book exactly
Yeah, I saw it in a cartoon and then pretended I learned to the cold
Can't remember what he read in a zoo book and what he saw in loony tunes. I'm a liar and a fool
And so are you for believing anything I've said up until the
day of the week.
Well, let's just ground ourselves in reality for a second.
Okay.
As Flando M has a question for Murph, if you were going to build
the Flintstones as D&D's hairpool.
Yes!
Yes!
Police gun!
I'm a fucking friend of these dogs.
Hold on, let's finish the question.
Let's finish the question.
Let's finish the question.
Let's finish the question. Let's finish the question.
Let's finish the question.
Two to four weeks off.
Do people have the do people have the mind feed?
No, the Flintstones bit.
I'm honestly going to I'm not sure either.
Either die just six weeks off.
I think it came up maybe but on a main feed episode.
But then we went what's into it on the main channel episode, but then we went way into it on the picture.
Just in case.
Explain what happened with the blinster.
In a D&D court, I believe.
The year Glee was here.
Right.
In the D&D court with Beardsley,
it might have been in the picture on Emily's just looking down.
She leaned away from the mic.
No chance.
She speaks.
Somehow, she's just looking down.
She's just looking down. Somehow we got into talking about the Flintstones. She speaks somehow
Somehow we got into talking about the Flintstones and then we were talking about Barney rubble's height Oh, we got to a huge argument about how big or small
Barney rubble what and then I talked about how when I was a kid I would make Fred Flintstone
By cutting up pillowcases and then wearing them
on the house.
And we talked about the Flintstones for so much that Emily would keep saying that she
needed weeks.
Hey guys, can you approve Emily's personal time off?
She said I need her.
I think she's not going to speak.
She's out on stage.
She's not the rules. She's out on stage. She's like the rules.
It's a pro-case.
What is the Flintstones question now
that we have some content?
What would their class also we should say
that we were wondering why it was a white pillowcase
and then we found out it was from the Flintstones
go to Vegas or something.
No, so we found out after.
Essentially, so we thought it was the Flintstones
Viva Rock Vegas.
Viva Rock Vegas. But it was the Flintstones Viva Rock Vagie. Viva Rock Vagie.
But it was actually when Fred gets a promotion from Mr. Slate in the first movie, he starts
wearing a fancy, a white, a gay man's skin.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, great.
So that's the answer.
So that's all, okay.
Emily's out.
She's out.
She's on a flight to Vail.
She hasn't blinked.
And she's just looking down.
My brain retains so little.
And for you to put this information
about the Flintstones in there, shoving out something
that I undoubtedly read that was awesome.
Really interesting.
And for me, join me.
Join me.
Make the Flintstones part of your personal history.
No. No. Well, Flando just wants to the Flintstones part of your personal history. No.
No.
Well, Flando just wants to know what
with their classes and subclasses be.
Okay.
And please do a full level one through 20 bills.
Okay.
So bam, bam, bam.
Clearly barbarian.
Easily, yeah.
Clearly barbarian.
Super strong.
Pebbles may be druid because she has a relationship with Dino
She can speak she can also speak to the great cuz
Right there was the alien alien alien what was so great zoo was it several cartoons ready? Okay, so the great
The great cuz you can speak to pebbles right so pebbles kind of has like, oh maybe like a warlock connection.
Oh warlock, the patron is the great kazoo.
That checks out.
Like an otherworldly patron.
Yeah, that adds out to my cut.
That adds out to my cut.
Warlock for this baby is, is, is, is um, pebbles.
Pebbles of course.
Great.
And then what about Fred?
Let's start simple.
Fred? Okay, so he's mad. What about Fred? Let's start simple.
Fred?
Okay, so he's mad.
He's, Wuma!
Yeah, that's kind of also barbarian.
He's going in on rage, right?
What you think.
Yeah.
Is Mad at his wife?
Yeah, because he gets locked out.
This is a huge red flag.
You guys just said,
I was,
I think you guys just said Fred.
Well, he's mad.
He's always like,
Wilma! He's a barbarian. He's frustrated
I mean he's locked out. I guess I guess in retrospect. I don't think he's mad at Wilma. I think he's like mad at the world and Wilma is his only comfort
Yeah, he's not believing her
He's asking for Wilma to open up cuz I think I believe in the intro. I believe Dino the
Dinosaur is responsible for closing the door on Fred.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Well, here's the thing, he's like, he puts out the saber tooth tiger.
Right, they have a second pet, the saber tooth tiger.
Yeah, I know one of them drives a car, something would any of them be a cavalier fighter.
Interesting.
She's back in.
She's back in.
Let's work with this. Let's work with this. We're going to run with fighter. Interesting. She's back in. Let's work with this.
Let's run with it. Yeah. Everyone just repositioned.
We repositioned it for trying to win a world over for the points.
And now I need to add another week's in my prison on high off.
I'm going to be a tension alone. Fred does have to know.
Emilia silent retreated big sir. Fred could be a beast master ranger and
just kind of one with bad stats
Oh, and he works on the Bronzo operator. He works on the Bronzo
It's still as he works on the Bronosaurus. Yeah, that mr. Slates
Like mining cori. Yeah, they work in a quarry right well because everything is made out of star
Maybe that's made in a rocks for sure, so maybe he's maybe he's multi-class
Oh sharing cuz he got the rage right and he's been maxed for sure and he's me I think he's not oh he's maxed because he's multi-classed. Barbarian, because he got the raise. Right, and he's meant Max for sure.
And he's meant, I think he's not meant.
Oh, he's Max, because then he's got, yeah.
He's Max Minned.
So he's got bad stats.
Right, yeah.
Okay.
I think Fred's got bad stats, but is he Beast Master Ranger?
Oh, Barney's barbarian.
A dip in a barbarian.
Barney's too nice to be a barbarian.
Barney might just be an NPC.
Barney's just got, Barney's got, Barney's got everything an NPC. Barney's just got plumber on everything.
Yeah, because he's not that kind of man.
He's not, oh, they do have a sidekick.
Yeah, Natasha's, I think, these two sidekicks.
So Barney's a sidekick.
Barney's a sidekick, for sure.
Okay, that's weird.
Yeah.
Does it feel like we got there?
I feel like we got there.
I feel like we got there.
I feel like we got there. Emily, do you want going? I feel like we got I feel like we got there
Emily, do you want to keep on going? Did they do all the Flintstone characters? I need
Seven weeks off amazing
That's amazing. I just don't know if we can approve that. I'm going over the numbers. I think we can
I think I think she's earned it
My goodness
Okay, let's round this out with one, I think really sweet question.
Oh, yeah.
Trevor and asks, what do you all hope is happening in another five years of NADPOP?
We've recently had our five year anniversary.
Oh my goodness.
Honestly, I really hope that we're just playing in another campaign that Merf has dreamed
up and that it's like something that you've wanted to do forever.
Oh, thank you. Yeah.
Or anything like that. Yeah, I hope we're all, I just hope we're all playing together.
We're doing the same. I hope we're all traveling together. Yeah.
We're doing just more shows. Yeah. I'm trying to think of like what the goals are,
show wise and everything, but this like big, big,
isolated tournament. They were living the goal. Maybe we're living the goal.
We're living the goal right now. Yeah, it's true. It's like, for me, it's just more of the same.
Just kidding.
I feel like, and I like going back to these places,
like the first time we went to London,
we did the Leicester Square Theatre,
and then the next time we did a bigger theater,
and I wanna just keep, I wanna keep on visiting
and hanging out with fans, I think that's great.
We talked about it earlier, but like,
just sitting at the table and being surprised by
Murph dropping some sort of crazy narrative reveal or Jake or Emily doing
something unexpected and super fun. It's just it's the highlight of my week and
it has remained that way for five years. So I'm excited for more surprises.
Yeah, here you're here. Here you're here. Super fun five years.
Great five. Five more years. Yeah. To five more years great five five more years. Yeah to five more years
Five more years and a level 20-footstone campaign
And it's all we didn't talk about this this whole time me and called well have been drinking
Sonic
He's
Just I feel man I feel fine because we were we've had a day of recording and
Me and I was like I think I might need to run out and grab a red bull or something
when I was like, I think stowed away in our garage we have a sonic energy drink if you want to split one.
Yeah, it is peach ring flavored. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's making my heart go fast. That's what you want. Yeah.
Making my heart go fast.
Catch me, little Mike. Yeah, making my head make my head go fast Don't know my head talks about account because they just count the quills on their back. Yeah
That's how I learned how to count counting the hairs on my head
And that's easier because you get more like from when you're a baby. Yeah
I'm a few and that's why you can count do count when you're a baby
You're 30 when you're like when you're an infant when like I'm a few and I figure out and that's why you can count do count like when you're a baby 30 when you're like when you're an
Info when like I'm on the old yeah, yeah, you can count to like, you know high teens. Uh-huh. Yeah, for sure
Yeah, I can count to like 40. Yeah
And you do you have 40 really thick hair
Really thick
40 hairs
I will say here's here's something that maybe is in the short term that is a cool goal.
I would love to do more live D&D course.
Oh yeah, that was so fun.
Was that in the main feed?
Or was it just a mix bag?
Just a mix bag.
So if you haven't heard that, it was super fun.
And also we got people from the actual audience to send it to us.
We took questions from people who were there.
So we got to yell out to people.
So we got to be like, okay, what, like, did this happen?
So all the time when we're speculating,
well, we don't really know, maybe it was like this,
maybe it was like this, instead we had the audience there
so we could be like, did this happen?
And they would be like, yeah.
Yeah, you're not allowed to defend yourself,
but you can answer all the questions.
Yeah, it was just super, it was super funny.
And also, every live show we do is an absolute blast.
But since we changed them up so much,
running the live shows with traveling everything
and just being like a ton of work
and becomes hard to like spend really any time in the city.
So to do like D&D courts and stuff,
it's like, takes a little bit off my plate,
but not only that, but getting to have the give and take
with the audience and everything.
Yeah, to have just that loose energy
and a super fun.
I loved it.
I loved it.
I was born in and I was able to practice in B.O.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
I did.
I was.
What did you do to lose it? I don't really just dared to mention it.
Yeah, I think I brought it up at the end of it day.
I think I reminded you guys.
Oh yeah, we just blocked it from you one.
Yeah, I didn't realize it could be taken away so.
So that's about that be a lesson.
It's gonna feel really good though to get in another city.
Wow.
And then it's gonna feel really good to take it away.
To be able to practice in Denver would be a joy. I love to exert my influence in
Colorado. I can't wait to dangle that tasty little treat for you. Yes. I want a
tasty dangle on the road. Sweet. And with that, I think we'll go ahead and
wrap this one up. We will be answering more questions, more kind of, you know,
questions like this, more like a personal ones and just ones about,
maybe the show is a whole and stuff. Yeah, that's correct.
Less like campaign or D&D for this.
Big half of them are Flintstones question. Yeah, mostly Flintstones.
Mostly Flintstones. Two months is what I mean.
Two months.
We're just losing expert.
We're just losing expert.
We just need to head on over to patreon.com slash nadpa that's n-a-d-d-p-o-d,
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Folks, the end of our show has arrived, which means it's time for me to shout out our benevolent council of elders.
Let's get right down to it.
Brad D.
Jeffrey S.
UC.
Later, Mixgator.
Matt M.
Cutter W.
Feared Owl.
Daniel G.
Dengin Mama.
Princesses.
Okay.
Maybe a little bit sexual.
Danielle the Dastorly Dame, Beardman Dan, Danny
P, Vincent W, Victor T, aka Balnor's Boy, Hoyd's Friend, Justin I, Ragnar, Fairdwend,
TJM, Traylay the Cray, Christopher B, Damial R, Jordan L. Cyborg version of Josh the Coal Bald.
Murph refusing to objectify the orange fairy in the top hat.
Princess Y. Michael L. Jack L. Sam L.
Nicholas C. Star of every film ever made in Bohumia.
Currently starring in the film adaptation of Old Gargos Punch.
Don't know how they're going to adapt that, but I'm going to see it anyway. Samuel B. Mike H. Alka Smeltzer Plus.
Great value, Jimma. Adam G. Tyler F. Panama James. Andrew The Druid.
Heradrian. Rex Daniel. The White. Captain sigil. Diana Deilo's Lopez CC Lulu Timmy R Lucas B Reiko its Kevin
colder will come cold again winter is coming hashtag CCC forever shout out to my
fairy followers. Calder Stan stay strong Taylor B the vengeful one-winged angel. CASS, skateboard, CASS.
Captured with a Stevens, Steven Cole.
Mike K, Lady Taco, Joy T, NARA, Jake L, Nick W, Esme M, Foster the boneless duck,
handing Emily Axford a Nobel Peace Prize in Magical Physics, well-deserved.
William W, Aaron the Asshole Ranger, Big Bad
Beard O'The Mad, Eric McDee, Riot, Ryan, Hungry, Dave's, Frisbee, Golf, Bud, when
we hit the course, man, On Nanorama, Percival, Frederick
Sign, Van Mussel, Klosowski, Deirolo III, Item, The Simple, D dimples. J. Dragonborn. Vincent cocooned in spider-giz D.
Happens to the best of us. The San Drian. Bin A. Feldonis. Dave H. Catherine S. David
K. Christian S. Dustin S. Connor F. Hawkeye Pierce. Bookf's assistant Izzy F. DPC is awesome.
Summer Rose, AKA Grandtaire.
Mark Y Mark, the marvelous mining engineer.
Kat C. Kell Sley.
Mesa of House in Zunza.
Ariel, the occasional mermaid.
Ah.
Selena N. AKA Velacy Raptor.
B. Perky. Always.
Pat L.
Sevexel.
Achuta A.
Lauren H.
Talia.
Ryan S.
The Bone Duster.
Rubot Crisps.
Ball Business Illustrator Insert Request.
Ooh, um, I would love a picture of Saul and full weatherman costume if you could. Thank you very much.
Ploups Carly A
Addy K
Connor S
Christopher J. Pebblepot
To the do writers, my first and never mind we died. I'm a total now.
Celil
Jack M. Leviathan
Bioquart 7
Amber Dextrous
Sullivan H
Trubhobhoper, Sydney Tatum,
Jack Hubert, Crabsdor Champion of Crod,
Scuttling Sideways, towards tomorrow.
Fanderay, she willf of winter,
Queen of the Bone Perch, Lady of War.
Lindsay W, Juicy Kiwi, Vailin,
Curlin C, Emily S,
Harry Cox,
Noah, the bagel of all things.
James G,
everything bago, the Aladdin who just wants to hang out with his pet badger stripey.
Dandy,
Eric B,
Marcos P,
Quart,
hopes you're having an amaze,
eng-day.
Learns the balance, Druid.
Dakota James P.
Frida M.
Pegos, Batrogue,
self-proclaimed,
Fay Prince.
Tracy P.
The Crick L.
F. Librarian.
Andy E.
Holly Hyena.
Kristen Z.
Leah C.
Page H.
May B.
Pixel Stars.
Akash T.
Kristen Wittike.
Cal, just Cal. Commodore Galaxy, Edison in, Russell
H, a monk named Dilgo, yes the whole thing, yes every time, Monster Hunter, Nios, the spirit
of Simon, psyched he got a message to Meg and hopes the hero she delivers to knows he's
good for the delivery charge. Keychains pent him too, processor.
Laura Lai, the succubus and Kyra, her busty queen.
Your friendly neighborhood, Yant and Yunkl, Andrew and Sid?
John Adams, yes, like the president.
Meg the male carrier of Bohumia requesting his signature on a revivify letter addressed
to Simon, he said that you would sign for it hard one, I'm gonna hand the package over to him now. Thank you.
James F.
M4L.
Wayfarer has now settled into their new life in the Feyr Elm as a florist. What could go wrong?
Andrew B.
Barpo Goodbearl, Bard Barian, and Brewer Emeritus of Waterdeep.
Mary Beth C.
Malora, Davotee.
Welshlander. Garrett G. A.K.A. one big curd,
Mr. D. Dana the Daisy, Sean J, Ethan B, Renee the Monster Captain, Gabriel W. Rinkerbell,
Hope Stagger, the only dagger of hope. Olivia, the enchanting bard who will totally be directing an even cooler puppet show for the duck team.
It's a good thing Calder has gone for that.
Wits are slayed.
Mikaela R, Forest H-A-K-A, life is like a box of Martha Togold's sticky buns.
Yum, I can attest.
Riley S, FICO. Angry Wheat. Yeboy Anthony.
Who moved positions and can't listen to podcast at work anymore?
Josh H.
Jack R.
Mango and Banadas.
Trogdor.
The Burninator.
Clementine T.
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Alex R.
Bunker Master and Player Disaster
Cantrip Dumbledore the bear onesie wearing barbarian
MJ the BFG drinking tea by the sea
Dogs of Babel
Calvius Silver Fang
Genotii Mama Bell
The Silver Serpent herself
Funier Dr. Tulkis!
Bowel check a wow-wow!
Derek D.
Tristan G.
Dungeon Baylor of Tucker.
That's right, Jake.
First your wife, now your job.
Jazzman and fam, the surgeons behind Pindergreens,
Juicy, new ass.
Alex K.
Joshua P.
Joshua P. S.
Martin Tran.
Alexander. Lins W Mandy K Emma S Red the
reforged war forged James Mr. Kraft Hammy Beverly's distant cousin Hiya
Cuzz Dragon Knight 86 the godly King hard ones hot hump gunk. Hmm, well done.
Said Gough, the Raven King who personally knew Kakao.
Hurricane Dave, the bellowing Bullywag Bar of Bahumia.
Evan Smith, Jake Sanchez, look guys I'm on Spotify.
Sort of.
And of course, Praton S.
Woo, that is all of our elders.
Thank you all so so much for listening.
If you would like to join their illustrious number and sit beside them on the council, you
can do so by going to patreon.com slash nad pod.
That's going to be it for us this week, but we will see you next time with another
app.
Thanks again for listening.
Bye bye.
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