Not Another D&D Podcast - Long Rest: Best of the Year Round Up

Episode Date: December 28, 2018

The gang discusses the journey so far and listens to their favorite moments together. Find out if your favorite moment made the list!  Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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brush processing. Code www-A-W-P-A-W. Goodbye, Sweeties. Welcome to the campaign after the campaign. This is not another D&D podcast. Welcome back to Bahumia, everyone. Bahumia. Yeah. I'm your dungeon master, Brian Murphy, joined by Jake Hurwitz.

Hard one-shure foot. Emily Axford. Moon Chan Sabin, enjoying the crick missed light. It tinned. Oh, OK. You stumbled and saved it with a rhyme. D. That's rare. D plus.

And Carl Doltaner. Beverly Toggle the fifth. Thanks for the memories. And the memories. I mean, from Spectral Pop, the fifth. Thanks for the memories and the memories. I mean, from spectral pop holidays. Yes, there you go. Okay, you know, C minus. A little bit better than that. That was mine.

Yours, just straight up, I appreciate that you're just hard one sure for. Could be. Just a solid C every time. I didn't know it was coming. Well, you actually. I know we were gonna do a general one. I know't know it was coming. Well, you actually- I know we were gonna do it generally. I know, because this is not, for anybody who's been paying attention, when we do our

announcements at the beginning of the show, this week is an end of the year. Kind of, I won't even say clip show, because clip show is kind of derogatory, like that makes it sound like it's gonna be a bad episode. This is all of us kind of getting to share our favorite moments from the year and we're gonna go back and we're gonna listen together in all rows episode. Yeah, a bouquet of our favorite plucked roses throughout the season are favorite moments. So we're just gonna kind of go around

and everybody's gonna say a moment, we're gonna play it, so we're gonna listen to it together and then we're gonna kind of talk about it because we've been doing this podcast for almost a year now It feels like longer than that Yeah, that was the other thing you guys jumped off a mountain and we did a Christmas special That's it. Well that and your money is ours. There you go So why don't we start with one of our favorite moments?

Does anybody wanna go first? Hmm. Who? Emily, go ahead. This goop. This goop. The legendary scoop, of course, from episode 12, I will pull that right up

with a ton of thin tinkle. Let's listen. So you guys are riding off into the night onto your horses. You've just blown up this lab. You've said your goodbyes to Stunkbug and Juan as Professor Dutel's secret lab explodes behind you. You guys exit the Esri bubble as the bubble nights are flocking to the fire. You make it to the outer rim. You see wild magic addicts kind of fighting with each other. People boarding up their windows. It's just a complete shit show.

One thing that is very odd as you guys are riding out of town, you see one little gnome riding a little steam engine, Dune Buggy looking extremely determined. And he's a little bit slower than your horses. So you guys are just riding along next to him. That's what you got. He's going to super fast. I scoop him up.

He's scooping up. I scoop him up. He's Then you suddenly Elf riding by on a horse grabs you Oh my seatbelt I Grab him like a like live Tyler In a... In a... Lower the ring. Oh, cool. We have my little friend. Wait, what happens to his... Is... He's doing buggy.

He's still... Do you have a seatbelt on me? I think it... You know, it pops... It pops off. Do you just go willingly? Just like... Get away at yourself and just go?

I... You know, I don't get out of the city very much. I... I wasn't necessarily prepared for this, but I'm trying to go with the flow. So... You know, it's a family car, it's a family vehicle, and I guess I hope we have it in sure. Where I come from, Scoopin' is an act of love.

Moonshine. It's a kid to hug. Moonshine Scoops up this random gnome, and he leaves behind his dune bucket. I'll grab his dune bucket leaves behind his dune bucket. I'll grab his dune bucket. Grab his dune bucket. That was close, but he could be a huge. He could be a big boy.

It's a gnome dune bucket. It's a gnome dune bucket, but it's pretty big. I send pop on a hell of a heart. No, you guys guys, this is insane. You cannot carry the dune bucket. I have a scooped. Okay, I'll try it to my horse though. It's going behind me.

No. Either I will. scooped. Oh, can I tie it to my horse though? It's going behind me. No I I'm gonna slow down I'm gonna slow down my horse Throw a throw a rope to hard one hard one can jump onto the dune buggy Cool, can I ride in the dune buggy? It's four gnomes, but it is still big for you to carry. I love that. Like a fake boy. Beverly can ride in the dune buggy.

Beverly, Jellies. You guys haven't even said hello to this gnomer, anything? We are getting a part check. I'm gonna put him in the dune buggy. Wait, and I'm gonna go have this one. All right, so you guys stop. You guys stop your horses.

None of this is stopping. None of this is stopping while we, this is stop. It will stop This is the fastest. Roll in insane acrobatics check Okay, what did you roll? I did write a that's a 19 okay? Jesus Christ. What would you okay? So you guys are trying past this dune buggy? Wurdless by the way like no one has said anything. It's a move. It's like, just picks up the gnome,

puts it on the back of a horse, he's lightly protesting. Yeah, I feel like, excuse, hi, hello, hi. I'm one of the ones. What are you doing? This Dune Buggie is getting left behind. No, this is super easy. Like, we've taken a long time to get here,

so it feels like it's really clunky, but this is exactly what happened. There's like, town blown up behind us. Epic heroes. Yeah. We see a cute little guy in a dune buggy. Munchine. Obviously, he's got to pick him up. It's like, if the dude looks like a human Jonah, so she grabs him.

I know what's happening. Munchine's got the gnome with her now, so I grab Beverly. Easy. Just pick him up by the nape of the neck, place them in the chewing buggy. He's riding the chewing buggy now and then I take the rope from his horse so I'm leading Beverly's horse while riding on my horse. Beverly does not know how to drive. It's pretty intuitive. What's going on?

Roll a raw intelligence check, Beverly. As you are tossed into this. Like, throw sticks to your shoulder structure. Just like 10 and 2. Keep your hands at 10 and 2 and... Oh, I got a net toy. 20. I'm fucking new it. Oh my god.

I fucking new it. Whenever the stakes are low enough, you roll like you do anything. Beverly buckles the fuck up, shifts this thing into high gear gear and just peels out right in front of y'all. Oh, I forgot about the 20th in. Hi. Here's one of the things because we just re-listened it together and I made a point to not re-listen to my favorite moments before we listen to this. And one of the, and it reminded me listening now that the thing that really tickles me the most is when Jake gets in there. Like Murphy's like, what are you guys doing? You're crazy. I try to stop the school. I know,

but it's so funny that every corner that Jake gets in there and he's like, sees that Murphy's trying to stop. And he's like, no, no, I just got to make this sound really logical. So then, Murphy, thanks for not doing hygiene. Listen, man, no, I know it sounds insane. Yeah, one point I said. Like, what are your drug friends are trying to get into a club? You're like pretty drunk too.

I'm not going to talk to the doctor. I'm the angry bouncer. I'm not letting any of your friends in. What if, all right, one of my friends goes in, but the other one comes out. Which is what we did. You just replaced Donovan with me. That's true. But I also remember while re-listing just because I know that I didn't know that it was

supposed to be when I scooped it. That's the most insane moment. That's the most insane thing about it is that you were just scooping an NPC out of his car. Well, but re-listing to I was like, why did I do that? That's not fair. The description is so cute, because he's determined. That's exactly what I wrote. I wrote that. It was looking extremely determined.

And like, that just makes me be like, he needs help. And what are the other details that really got me that proceeded extremely determined was that he was in this car that was a little slower than our horse. Just a little slower. Just a little slower. In a card that's going so slow. And it's like we have a slight edge on speed and he's looking extremely determined.

Like, all right, little dude, we got you. We're the band of boobs and we got you. I remember that moment because I was like, all right, Nathan's here. We gotta be efficient with our storytelling. How are we gonna get him to be a part of our party? Oh, she's scooping him. Okay, all right, we're good.

We're in, we're in it. Instantly off the rails. Instantly gave me so much anxiety. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, clip, like, worthless, by the way. No one introducing themselves. No one saying anything. Because in the back of my head, I'm like, we're 10 minutes in, and no one knows Nathan's name. No one knows his quest. No one knows anything. Hi. In hindsight, that's just really funny.

It's super funny. It's almost like you calling out how ridiculous the situation is. I do love like the guest episodes, because you get those moments where five people are talking at once and it is just insanity but like everyone's just reacting to the stupidest thing and it's very good.

Yeah, you guys are like kids when you have your friends over and your friends are just showing off. We're all just gonna press them. Yeah. Oh, I can't believe Murph let us get TCBY with our friends. Look at my dad let's meet you. We all got parfays. But that was the first ever scoop.

Yeah. Scooping scoop becomes such a part of the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. The Scooters. I wrote down that Nathan's laugh is just so pure. Yeah. And it tickles me into lights. Me every time I hear it. Yeah, it's true. Nathan was such a great guest. Yeah. It's Jonathan Tinkle. Yeah. Jonathan Tinkle. We love him. Speaking of very cute little guys, Yeah, it's true. Nathan was such a great guest. It's Jonathan Tinkle. Yeah, Jonathan Tinkle. We love him.

Speaking of very cute little guys, I'd like to say one of my favorite moments, which is Boundlord's Kiss with Moon Shine. Oh, so why don't we? Nobody can say this podcast doesn't have heart. It's not romance. Or heart ons. Heart ons. Yum.

This is an incubus and a succubus. And you see like demon fucking fangs. They're doing like that, dementor trying to like give you like a life stealing kiss. Okay, I- Palnor is trying to- I don't know. Is going to kiss the girl.

I am straight up, I'm pretending like I'm super charmed. And then I'm like, Balor baby come for me, purse. I can't spell on my backpack. Ah! Ah! Ah! What was his wife thing?

And then as soon as he kisses me, I faking orgasm. And then I'm like, oh, oh, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. Bailnar, come with me and I go to rush out You go to leave. Yeah, man boundary go to leave. Okay, so you guys are gonna go run out Okay, they are going to take swings at you as Emily turns so red listening to me Faking an orgasm is so unnecessary and hilarious. Hey, everybody at home, who is your hashtag?

New Year's kiss. Ha, ha, ha. Well, I mean, it was the reason I faked you, orgasm, because I needed a reason to leave without it being obvious that I knew what they were. Right, but like, I've lived with those consequences ever since. Such a weird thing for you to be like, oops, I orgasmed. Guess I'm done.

Re-listening to it too, I didn't realize that you said, oh, Bound Lord, baby. Yeah, you leaned in. Oh, man. I love Merff's broken laugh that he does when he's just out of control of the situation, but loving every minute of it. I also think just narratively that was really satisfying because we saw exactly what was supposed to happen if you had actually failed the throw.

I know. Just like right back to back. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been trouble if you had failed that. And you guys would have been alone up there for a while. We saw that each angle of choose your own adventure. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Man, oh man. I really like, as you're climbing up there, you do a perception check on them, and you're metagaming a little bit. You're like, I know they're lying. I know they're lying. What made you want to go up with them in the first place? Well, okay, we had just been through this whole saga

with Malora, I mean, with, sorry, with Maribel, and I was feeling like I really needed a blow off steam after that. And so I was like, here's these like two hot people. And I was like, I really wanted, I just want to like behave recklessly. I've been so composed for my people. We were on vacation.

Yeah. We were on vacation. And we didn't have a real vacation. I was like, we all got to be a battle of y'all almost. We're just letters. But like, okay. Let me spot. I think what I real vacation. I don't like, we all got to be a battle of y'all almost. Just let her fuck. Okay. Let me fuck. I think what I was hoping for was just that like,

you know what, like, Muncha would have just gotten to roll to like how good was the sex. Yeah. And then you come back down and we're all, like then we are, you know, that's it. I mean, I honestly for the better because what was the other option? I thought, like even if they weren't an incubus and a succubus.

You would have to have felt better. I don't know. And it just shows how I am as a D&D player, which is like I always want people around me. Like some people probably like that's whole like individual. Like this is my character story. No, no, no. I keep my people around me.

I'm part of the party. We are a group. And all of a sudden it was like, okay You want to go fuck and I was like, well, I need someone from my party. I'm just very proud of you for not cucking Belnor You could have cucked Belnor and you didn't yeah, yeah, Belnor the cuckold With is there a situation where you would have like rolled and they would have just been a normal couple? No, they were always bait to try to kill you. You guys are probably never going to get a full vacation episode.

Like we're never going to get laid. Well, I think we got the last guest. I made out. I made out. I hooked up on this. I'm the campaign. Who's got the ball hooked up? Wait, who's gotten the furthest? Mochai. Well, Mochai's made out with a lot of people. I hooked up on this on the campaign. Who's got it? I guess I've all hooked up.

Wait, who's gotten the furthest? Moonshot. Moonshot's made out with a lot of people. You've made out with, I mean, definitely. You kiss everyone, you kill just a bit. Yeah, you've killed a lot of people that you've made out with. But I don't know if any of us. What are the benefits of your kiss being your weapon?

Is it a real fucking action? But I don't think any of us have gotten a second base. That's true. I felt a riva. I feel myself up a lot. Oh that's true. Yeah. There's been a lot of like mutual masturbation. Oh in the one big bed. Disgusting. Everyone just quiet. The lights go out and everyone just quiet. We respect each other. It's the ultimate sign for this part. Jake, you want to do your first one? Yeah, my first one is a, it's from Episode Trey.

Very early on. It is the infamous Bullie Wug mating call. I don't know if you guys have this, but I haven't really listened to it. The reason why I chose it is very specific. I think you guys can listen. So what if we made some noise out here to try and lure him in? Nice.

And then we can kind of ambush him. You got your little squish. We did you really do that actually. Oh, wait a second. Beverly, you know so much about these bully wugs. Why don't you make a bully log mating call? If he's in heat, nice.

Do you have your animal mating call patch? I have dissected a bully wug and we We had some lecture was not making any noise. It was not making any noises true But I have some some of my my dad's friends like to go bully wug hunting and one of them gave me a bully wug call You know for one of my birthday, so I've got some experience with it. Let's go. You do not have a bully wug call I'll stand for the nonsense in the quick. I'll stand for the green teen traditions. Oh, so what I do is I check my pockets. Dang it, I lifted it away.

It's going to be a deception check. Okay, so whoever has the best deception. Plus two. Just check it out. What do you guys? You guys can also help each other. I can't believe it's halogen. Well, okay.

I can't believe it's halogen. I can't believe it's halogen. I can't believe it's halogen. I can't believe it's halogen. deception plus two. Just check it out. What are you guys doing? You guys can also help each other. I can't believe it's halogen. Well, okay, so we can't really walk down by the crick. So if you do a mating call, I do a mating call. Between the two of us, one of us is going to get it right. Yeah, you're going to get two girls for every guy. Yeah.

Okay, you're going to do a mating call, huh? To lure them out Okay, wait no, I'm doing it. I'm just sick in this ocean. Okay The rest of the episode is Beverly getting fucked up. I'm fully well It's all over the top. All right Yeah, no, I think it's just like it's just a hard one and moonshine in the bushes giving him a thumbs up.

Okay, you're doing great, buddy. All right, I... He's see 20 deception check. Wait, really? I'm not joking. He's a fucking frog man. Right. It's not gonna think a little boy making a frog sound

is oh, another frog that wants to fuck him. You're gonna need to do a goddamn good job to trick him Okay, so wait wait, let's talk about this because you're like we're gonna fail Yeah If you fail at least the noise will probably get yeah, I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna like right But could we also just like break a bunch of twigs? I think this is a good off. No, Jay need to make the bully log horny. Jake, I'm gonna be here, just fucking clap my hands. I am going to be true to my character

and Beverly definitely likes to do things the hard complicated way because Beverly's a little petty and like, it's the only one. Well, the hard one is at least trying to talk you out of it as you do the bully log, right? I think this, one last thing. I think we should also build a little trap. Yeah, okay, okay So is there how are you you got to take some time to build a trap and you're gonna need to roll stealth rolls to see if you make noises

Okay, okay, in that case maybe we'll just we'll just hide and we'll ambush him when he comes yeah Yeah, I think the point is just to get him to come over so we can ambush exactly all right, all right Okay, but I think that you are telling me. And that point is just to get him to come over so we can ambush him. Exactly, all right. All right, okay. But I think that you are telling me that you believe in my ability to do bully, we'll go home. We'll go home.

Yeah. All right, and I'm telling you not to do it. I think this is a great idea. I just as hard as Jake, go for it. Yeah. I give you all both thumbs up, and then I like contort my fingers into a weird flesh ocarina and

Prepare to bellow out this boy woke up. All right, wait wait wait. I like all right. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you you can roll advantage on this, but you still need to be to DC 20 all right Cool, I love the term Ocarina it looks so uncomfortable. I'm like pulling out my this is like a fucking juu-su Oh my god, I remember it doesn't have to be super loud Well, I mean for it to be accurate it would be but I understand What an earl You roll the right I gave you advantage I give it a round again Oh, thank God, it'd be like fucking 20. Oh yeah I give you advantage I give it ran it again

That's a six okay, and what did you get? I would have total for a deception. Oh, oh, plus six. Yeah, 12. Okay, you see the dude looks up Banks the gong You hear the sound of the hammer against the metal loud gong. You should have known that the gong was a warning. Yeah. Should we bury up in a dream? Well, you technically should have gotten a reroll that I know.

I think it'd get advantage. The bully bug made in call could have worked. Wow, could have gone a different way. Yeah. The whole thing's a farce. I didn't remember that it was moonshine. Moonshine idea. Moonshine idea.

Another fun fact. I was calculating my deception totally wrong back then. It's actually just plus four. I was adding a weird proficiency to it where I shouldn't have been. So I should have failed it even worse. So it all sort of evens out. You didn't get to re-roll the one, but you were also adding a plus six. Exactly. Yeah.

Let's roll for it now. Oh, good idea. Let's just see how it would, if you had gotten to re-roll the one. This is what it was. And we said DC-20. And out of four. Yeah. Oh my god, I gave him that 20.

16. Out of four. All right. Wait, Edda, did you get out of the four? You added the four already? It's 12 plus four. You guys still get caught. You guys still get caught by the rules.

Thanks for the rules. The future of using this chain. It was not a good idea. Right. I stand by it being a good idea. I love it. I started to think about it while we were listening to it, I started to think about it like logically.

Like if I were walking down the street and an animal tried to make a human mating call at me. It was just like, wow, wow, wow. They're a horrible, horrible mother. Are you in danger? Is everything okay?

Scooby-Doo, hitting that new. Yeah. I love hard one, like, basically second hour into playing D&D ever. Is being like, can we just break some sticks? Yeah, that's a play.

But that goes to show how little I knew about D&D, that you always do the stupid thing. Oh yeah. You were like a young kid hanging out with a bunch of big kids that were doing dumb shit. You were like, hey guys, maybe we don't throw the rocks into the window, huh? Yeah. Why don't we go home and play video games? My mom will make chocolate milk. Like lighting a fire on it.

The experienced players are like, no, we gotta get this bully-wug horny. Trust us. This is how it's done. And they were right. And they were right. I also forgot about that. I think it's the last day, whenever we have a stupid idea,

yes, it mostly fails, but when it fucking succeeds, that feels better. Case in point, the exact thing that we listened to before this with the scoop. Yeah, that fucking 20 with Beverly Commentering the car, that felt fucking better thing. Here's the thing, one of these days I'm gonna figure out a way to roll one of those 20s at a point that actually matters. And then it's fucking over for Akarad.

Yeah, I think you could be crit on finding worthers one time. No. Yeah. Sure did, bud. over for Akarad. Yeah, I think you crit on finding worthers one time. Yo. Yeah. Sure, but I believe you crit on finding worthers and then fail the perception check to see cannons coming at your house, huh? And your mom and your boyfriend almost died.

Your mom and your boyfriend and his grandma almost died. That's bad, baby. Yeah. Bullywug mating call is when scoops go wrong. Mm. Yeah. The scoop is when scoops go right. Yeah.

The Bullywug mating call is when scoops go wrong. You don't swooge the scoop. It's a bullet. That's sort of, that was the thing that you gave him advantage on it too. I know, I know. I think, but for listening, I was like surprised. A pretty fair chance.

Although part of me wishes narratively that it had just landed on the one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was what we deserve. I actually didn't remember the advantage. And I always remembered it just being like a one. You got like an automatic failure.

Yeah, if the bully bug had emerged from the thicket and been like, I've never been horny. Yeah, I am an aesthetic bully bug. That took a vow of celibacy. Then you should be hornyier than all of this. I mean, my logic was you're like just a boy, well guard. You're a fucking bored. Try to get the rocks off, you know?

Like, yeah, like who wouldn't be distracted? I don't think they necessarily don't have sex. I think they're just not tricked. He was at work. Yeah, right. He was at work. Oh, and you've never been not tricked. He was at work. Yeah, right. He was at work. Oh, and you've never been horny. He was at work. Oh, somehow the hornyest it worked. I feel like when he watched movies,

those security guard Joe was like watching porn in the background. Yeah. I was like, this is a bullwalk security guard. And we did establish that he was in heat, but I don't know if Merch was not ordered. Also, every enemy we've encountered since then has been hornyest fucks.

They're all recording and they all have big dicks. And they all want to get their dicks sucked. Everyone is hot, everyone is horny. Welcome to NAD pod. Kogel, you want to do one of your favorite moments? Oh yeah, I'm going to do a bit from episode 11. So we start us off. Let's cut to it that is during the Eseroy Chronicles.

Yeah. I'm gonna cut. Do you want me to set up this clip, Jay? Yeah. This is from near the end when Duttle is kind of revealing his master plan. This is just some beautiful acting between Murph and Adam. And I really, I think it was like one of the moments early on where like the show solidified for me a little bit. Where I was just like, you can be very stupid, but also like very impactful

and emotional at the same time. And it's like the sort of thing that I strive to when I play. Ooh, can't wait to listen. Give it up, stunk bug, okay? We'll erase your memory, and everything can go back to normal. Professor Duttle is doing great work here.

These eldritch nights are designed to follow our orders, even if it kills them. Just imagine how easy it will be to clean up the city with them leading the city watch. When you say the city, you mean the arcane bubble, and you don't know. No, I mean, we plan to send these people into the outer rim and clean it up.

I don't know if I like that you're a definition of cleaning up. And I like things clean. So I say, is that what I am? I'm just a tool like them. You mess around with my head. And you see, Duttle pipes up. Oh, yes, whatever. Look, you were some orc. You, okay, why didn't lie to you about having a brother?

You've got a brother, okay? He didn't die from skulls. We- He's alive? Oh, no, no. He died because we tested on him. Oh. I'm so sorry. Yes. So you killed my brother.

I did kill your brother, yes. My fiddle music gets really sad at this part. Oh. Okay, so I... Look, okay, you are, you know, before you were just some orc mercenary, we took you and your brother in and we made you great. And now you can help contribute to society.

Isn't that wonderful? You're part of my brilliant workstunk bug. Yeah, this is a little... Didn't you think it... Didn't you think it's strange? No, mine... All your memories are of you eating shit. That doesn't even make sense, stunk bug.

Orcs don't eat shit. They eat meat. They eat things that people eat. How did you not know your memory was constant? All my memories... Oh my memories. All my memories of eating literal shit were not true. He knows what it tastes like. I'm tasted shit, I have distinct memories.

Yes, I put it in there as kind of a goof. That's so funny. That is fucked up. That is fucked up. Look, I needed you to have a reason to want to hunt down scullish. Scullish took my work and he tried to pass it off as his own. He's taking my brilliant discovery.

You created the arcane? Of course I created arcane. I created all of these eldritch nights. This is all my work. I helped save the world. I helped save the realm. Okay? Think of the great things we can do without worrying about morality,

without even worrying about mortality. We can use dead soldiers. You said think of the great things we can do without worrying about morality, wizard. You know what, professor? I may not remember what my former life with my brother was like, because I thought I was living it, eating shit all day long. That's what I thought I was living it eating shit all day long That's what I thought it was, but you know what? Whatever it was is probably a hell of a lot better than eating the shit that I'm eating now in the form of your Lies Because turns out the real shit I was eating was the memories you were putting into my brain So I've had enough of eating the fake shit for my memories and the real shit

That is the memories that you implanted in me and now I want to shit instead on you Captain Oswald would you just kill them? I rush to rush to Professor Dotto as you rush to Professor Dotto as you you rush towards professor Dotto He's like 30 feet away captain Oswald. Let's lose her bow and then arrow starts to show it's oh my god. That really great great speech from out of God over.

Yeah, beautiful off the cuff, but it was like so fun here and you twist this thing that he had said like every episode there's a such a nice little yeah Right, and he used each shit. Yeah, it just felt like you didn't know. Use that to build your character. And so, buddy, I also, I had been, when I was like thinking of favorite moments, I went back to the Boo Manitain,

where we first met Stunkbuck and I didn't listen to it. And it is definitely up there, but I don't think it's gonna make my top two. But I was just enjoying, like, like Adam's description of stonk bug. Like, is so funny and like the way he does it, he's just like, I like jazz, I like opera, I used to be an orc, I'm probably the smartest orc,

you know, I only eat tapas. I've been forever since I've had a full meal. Hey. The Orc Frazier is amazing. And also that was before I had even seen Frazier. And so then I also. That's the biggest thing that this did was set you off on your Frazier journey.

It sent me off on my Frazier journey and it was really funny because I was re-listing to that episode that we just listened to and there's a moment where where you go after um, the woman that stunk bug kind of had a thing with and you're like, oh, sorry Sorry stunk bug. I know you had a like I didn't mean to go after your girlfriend and he's like We never dated. It was just sort of an office workplace romance or something like that, which is kind of like what Frazier and Roz have on Frazier. And I don't know if that was intentional or not, but I was like, holy shit.

What's that? On purpose? Pretend it was, you're a fucking genius. And that's really good. Yeah. Using one of the classic literary figures, Frazier, as inspiration for your D&D character. Although this does make Gunk Bog a Niles, yeah, which is makes sense because Gunk Bog is the best character. I remember this episode was so funny just because like This was when we all attacked Duttle and like killed him before any before you get to do cool shit

Yeah, you even talk about you're like that's one of those moments where your asshole puckers as a DM, because you're like, you killed my main bad guy before he got to have his like, final speech. Yeah, he luckily got to have his speech, but he didn't get to, he had a cool gun that he never got to use. He barely was able to lower a gunk bog. If you wanna see what that gun does.

This is also. He did the gunk bog too, like, it's making him fall. Yeah, you, if I remember that, I might have got the time code and put it as one of my favorite moments. I let you misty step up onto the test tube that gunk bog is lowering and you shatter him. And he just like fails to stick sturdy saving throw just falls onto the ground. This is also the end of this episode. I actually looked, the reason I listened to this was to listen for when we're running away from

after we've like basically created this massive crime scene in a town where we have no alliances and we're like, this is all gonna get pinned on us, we need to peace out. So we light it on fire and as we're running away, you have to do a wild magic surge because you've been using arcane That's right. And then you like make me and pop off fly And it's just the most cinematic thing of us running away two of us flying from this like exploding building

It's cinematic, but then like there's just a possum kind of like motion tweening across this is the pilot of our of our TV show Yeah just a possum kind of like motion-tweening across this is the pilot of our TV show. Yeah. I think what I like the really, really touching moment when a stunk bug kills gunk bug, and you do that flashback, and it's them play fighting in the woods, and you're like no brother like this, and that's like the strike that he uses to kill him.

Yeah. That's like giving the chills on the, when we did it. It was very good. Those little contained darts are so fun. Yeah, it was the, Adam was our first guest ever and that was, since then we've handled it a little bit differently where Adam, it was like, I built an entire narrative around him but that's a lot of pressure to put on the guest.

Yeah. It's to be like, you're here, you've got your own problems, you've got this drug lord that your enemies with, and also this dude is basically plotting to ruin your life and use you as a pawn. I remember Adam was supposed to be out, we were going to have him on one episode and then ended up being this whole arc. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like seven hours and then we had to do a follow up.

Which was really fun, but probably a little, like when you ask someone to guest on your podcast and then you're like, hey, can you come two more times? to do a follow-up. Which was really fun, but probably a little, like when you asked someone to guess on your podcast and then you're like, hey, can you come two more times? Yeah. It's like a little bit. Yeah, yeah. It's a little more involved. We took many hours of this time.

Yeah, we did. If you're listening, that's all right. I remember one time we were recording it. It was one we were interviewing Skolas, and I knew that Adam had to work in the morning and it was like 10 o'clock at night. And it was like, we had gotten, Murf was like kind of subtly making references that schoolists

was fine to die and so I was like cool I just fucking kill him. We gotta get Adam to work tomorrow morning. It was especially rude because we told Adam it was a buffy rewatch podcast. That's right. We only made you for 20 minutes and we're just talking about Xandarin Willow's Will They Wanted. You just got to watch season one through three. Is there somebody named Niles on that show too? Niles! Josh, yeah. Emily, you want to do your second one?

OK, my next one is actually like a serious one. It's not silly one. My next one is when we send the green nights to the Feywai. Because we like sing and it's like pretty beautiful. I'm trembling a little bit. The amulet is in my hand and it's shaking. I put it away for now. Because I don't think I need it.

I don't think it's helpful in this situation. No, no, no. We want to power her. I shed it. I hide it away. And then I focus on plower without its aid. Okay. And I walk to the center, I get everyone to start swaying, playing an instrument if they want.

Ooh! Feel like I'm at a crawfish boil! I get them to start humming. They start saying, Calu, Calay, Calu, Calay, Calu, Calay, Calu, Calay, Calu, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Calay, Cal. You are a man of joy, a god of delight. But most of all, you are wild and pure. Take us to the land where my people may heal. Take us to the Feywild. Clay. Beautiful. Bev, roll me a religion check with advantage and give me three dice of inspiration. Okay. One from moonshine, one from hard one, and one from Irland. D-6? Yep, D-6 babies.

Take my D-6. That's a 19 on the first roll. Holy shit. Yeah. It's a nine on the second one, so. Okay. 19, but then you add your religion. Oh yeah, so 19 plus,

I'm a religion, please. Probably. Three. Okay, 22. Yeah Four nice four. What does that bring it up to 26? I drop a little more blood Three 29 Herelin goes before he goes I Grab him And I smooch his face really hard. Bevin' Irland kiss in the middle.

Oh, my Lord, it's good. He rolls a five. That's a total of what you guys got like 34. 34. This was a DC 30 check. Woo! You see vines shoot out from the ship and circle around Bev and Irland as they kiss in the middle.

And it is this beautiful majestic scene. We see Vines. You see vines grow around them and flowers sprout up on the vines and then hard one you still have the sword. You're looking through the sword. You see the flower bed that they're around comes to life with blades of grass slithering, then growing into vines and wrapping themselves around the green nights in the green teens. The garden glows green, then takes on a gel-like consistency. I gets brighter and brighter. As Bev's dad and company are pulled into it. It looks almost like an octopus dragging someone into the ocean. The last thing you see is a face full of green goo, as Uncle Duck swallowed down by the flower bed, and the green nights in the green teens escape to the Feywild.

Fetcha love,etcha love. Dang, I hope they're okay. Yeah. Yeah, you guys still, that was, that was a long time ago and you still, you guys still have an, um, band up with them yet. No, we've been trying. Well, we've been pretty busy. I think you've been throwing some stuff on.

Yeah, we haven't been in Smuggler's Bounty the whole time. You know what I mean? Yeah, even when we were. Yeah, we've got to actually lurk around every corner. We've got a bulleted list. Yeah. I feel like we haven't had a, I guess I suppose the Gemma and Hard One stuff before she was brutally murdered. That was probably last time we got emotional. That last time it was like sweet. Yeah.

You know, because this is one of the sweeter moments. Certainly, Maribel had some moments and stuff like that. Frost Wind has part in the pun been a little cold. Yeah. Yeah. It's been cold. It's been like a survival, John, honestly. Listening to this maybe super excited for our hopeful adventure to the Feywild. Yeah.

Oh my gosh, that's just gonna be cool. Yeah. We gotta establish the connection somehow. Oh yeah, how are, I mean, I got fairy fire. Yeah. So I can just cast it, find us some local fairies, some local fay, and just be like, yo, we're trying to get to Feytella.

Do you have any tickets? It can be for night three, we don't even care. We've all got floral rompers, we're ready to do this. Fully go the second weekend. Fully down the barter, you know, I've got some bottled water, I will perform sex acts. We have an Airbnb and Palm Springs. We have an airship Airbnb.

What's button over with you? I'll give you guys a little peek behind the screen when I was planning that session. I was trying to figure out what to do with the green lights there because you guys did such a great job saving Bev's dad. You guys, Moonshine had the diplomacy stuff where she convinced the king to hold off

on doing the execution, have an execution party. And you guys. I just made an execution party sound fun. Yeah, you're just like, yeah. the execution, have an execution party, and you guys. How did I do that? I just made an execution party sound fun. Yeah, you just like, yeah. You don't have to do it here. We're gonna have an execution run. It's a good idea. It goes with the kit, because the kid was.

It was a kid, it was a kid. Yeah, and they were going to have a party already to induct Merrick High Hill into being the high septic. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you were like, what if we do an execution party? You said Merrick, which is smart Hill. He died. you were like, what if we do an execution party? You said, which is smart.

He died. Is it even one who was friends? Oh yeah, the one who was friends. Oh, I thought he was the one who kept, like, pissing himself and we were using him to get through. No, that was the hand of the king. Yeah, that's awesome. My god, so embarrassing.

I can't remember his name right now. We've met a lot of folk. Yeah. You've met a lot of people who have pissed themselves. Also that, yeah. But I was trying to figure out because I didn't want his name right now. We've met a lot of folk. Yeah. You've met a lot of people who have pissed themselves. Hahaha. Also that, yeah. But I was trying to figure out because I didn't want to punish you guys, where it's just like,

you guys already saved Bev's dad. Yeah. But, it was very clear just by the way the things were going that kind of best-case scenario is that people escape. The later on's kind of already lost once the Allah shows up. Yeah.

So I was like, what is a way for like Bebs dad to get away where it's not just you guys have all these, you know, DMPCs in your party, which is like, what's up? I guess the green teens and Bebs dad are just hanging out with you. Right. We're sort of this like bittersweet thing where you guys get to know that you'll meet up with them again someday but they're gone in the immediate. Well on different journeys. Yeah, I liked it because it took them out of harm's way but it didn't necessarily make them safe fully. Right.

It made us be like, okay, we're gonna have to check on it. But there's still something to be resolved but we don't have to deal with it immediately. Yeah, with knowing what's a miss at the trick and knowing hard one's parentage, that's probably the biggest mystery of the show right now is what's up with the green teens and the green nights. Do you guys have any theories

of like what's going on in the Feywild? I mean, I think they're seeing Kanye. Okay, yeah, full on Feywchell. I think a cutie's doing a. Okay. Yeah, we have full on Faye Challenge. I think a cutie's doing a surprise show. Oh shit. Cush a bit, a little bit. I am cute, because we haven't really gotten any, like we haven't met too many Faye people,

which would make me think that, oh okay, like the Faye just aren't involved in this. However, if I know a despotic near God, like they're gonna want to conquer every plane, which would make me think that there's something. Something's going on there. Straighten the fade. Yeah, something's just right in the fade.

Perfect. I think we used it for the day, so don't give me too much credit. Yeah, I wonder if it's like a fully separate encounter, like if there is just some sort of fake court that we're gonna need to deal with, or if like, Pelora's involved at all. Yeah, it's like, does the all have any kind of like

spies in the Feywild? Does she have any helpers there? Is there a general force that's causing everyone to want to consolidate their power and become authoritative. Who knows? Let's go. Yeah, let's play right now. Let's play right now. I'm gonna roll a D20 and if I get a 20 then we go to the Fagol right now. Well, abandoned. Well, abandoned the tundra. I'll cast Fairy Fire and if we see any Faye, I got an eight. So, okay. Yeah. Okay. So Munchai doesn't see any Faye. So, yeah, I got an eight. Okay.

Yeah. Okay, so Moonshine doesn't see any face. So, yeah. Bef's dad is dead. Oh, hold on. I didn't realize this was all canon. Yeah. No, no.

By the way, Edmund Lorelle, I looked at my ass. Edmund Lorelle, that was. Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Covered in piss before. Yeah, he's covered in piss. Cowards like him always make it through.

Yeah. My next moment is a little bit of a serious moment too, but I think it'll be a little bit more lighthearted. I think this will work out. This is the reveal of Hard One's parentage kind of mid-battle, which I like the kind of dynamics of that. That is hard one. Cool, I guess, should I grapple the bear? Try to like, I think these guys are good.

I know, I think that we shouldn't. I don't think that we should try to kill them. I want to yell to this rat guy. I'm just going to pick up my pickaxe. I will fucking tear this ship apart and bring us all down if you don't relax and talk to him. Look, man, I don't know who you are kid, but Gunther ain't stopping for anything. We're taking this thing into the sky. No, you're not. You want to know who you are kid, but Gunther ain't stopping for anything. We're taking this thing into the sky No, you're not you want to know who I am. I'm hard one short put Pride of the door finish bastard of the mountain

I've born further into iron deep than anybody else and I will tear the fuck out of your ship This guy takes his eyes off the prize and looks back at you and he goes you said you said you were from it from a door finish Yeah and he goes, you said you were from a door finish. Yeah, holy fucking shit Gunther, don't kill him, don't kill him, alright we're going up, we're going up. You guys all take off into the sky together. Finally the airship finishes, it's a scent, you're now fully in the air. Gunther climbs up the mast and lets down these giant sails that allow the ship to just glide and the mouse folk walks over to you hard one. Elias? Oh God! That's my

fucking dad. Oh my lord. You know my father? You like the spin the image of them Welcome to the SS stormborn Cool name everyone there wouldn't be a cool name gotta be a cool name is my parents ship Father ship Hi, I'm Beverly Togo all the fifth my dad isn't't big trouble. I put my mouth over his mouth and say, let hard one have a damn moment. I spend my entire life in the mountain. Are you telling me my father spent his in the sky?

Kid, your dad was the best captain that I ever worked for. Since he died, we've been trying to get this baby back into the sky. And it's like the, you know, I don't believe in a higher power, but the first time she gets back up and you're here, kid, I haven't seen you since I dropped you off at the doorfinnage. You brought me to the dwarf finish. I'm your uncle red kid, nice to meet you. And it's nice to meet you guys too. And this mouse phone guy shakes your guy's hand.

Hard one's just looking out through the front of the airship, seeing all the lights that go later on twinkling, sparkling. Damn, that one's still good to me. Everything feels so good. I love that you guys kind of pick up on the fact that they're just kind of trying to get away and don't trust you.

Some D&D parties are just like, this NPC's being rude to me. I will kill him and his family. Yeah. I do two things. One, thank you for building that story. I think that's like, man, you do a lot of work for us players. I think it's really beautiful.

Thank you. To you, thank you for that music. It's one of my favorite songs that Emily does. I mean, like the two of you guys collaborating on all the shit that you made me feel, I feel like, when you say you're like the spit and image of them them and then there's silence and there's like the ship freak. They're just out of the ship.

Yeah. It's a good sound design. It's fucking good. Yeah. Oh man, I forgot that we started that by trying to sell them drugs. Yeah, yeah. That was like,

That's like our second time trying to get a, or that was our first time, but then later we also try to get on to a boat by pretending that we always are always are always

are always are always are always are always are always are always

are always are always are always are always are always are always are always are always

are always are always are always are always are always always always always Fuck me up. That better actually doesn't- I got down into him. I- Gunther just stabs you with his beard, throws you over for. Yeah. Like, I'm your uncle Red, kid. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm bleeding over floor. I was like, can I get a heel? Wow, what a moment. So impactful. That was also a little bit of a shift for you, Jake.

Because that was, what was that? That was only- That was 14 episodes. 14 episodes. 14 episodes. I know because I have them all rigorously catalogued in my music files. Yeah, but for you, that must have been like, one of the first moments where you were just like,

oh, I feel something and it's not funny. On this comedy podcast, I'm like, I am... It's, I would, there was like a sense of wonderment just as, like from me as Jake Jake like I didn't know what to do I was like I was feeling really emotional So yeah, just like I was trying to channel what hard one would be feeling without just being like Hard you want to like sit with it, but then you like have to keep playing yeah I just like I wanted to just sit down and be like, damn dude, that's crazy.

Yeah. You wanted to be a bystander to movie, be like, yo, throw popcorn at the screen. I don't know if everybody saw this because it was on our Patreon, but you had posted all of the music that you had written and the track titles for all of them are incredible. There is the twinkling lights of Glateron,

a bastard no more. This was my father's ship. Yeah. Oh yeah, I had shared all the alts that I didn't end up using. God damn. I think a lot of them ended up making it until later episodes.

That's good, yeah, cool. Don't waste any of that beauty, great titles. I like to, I always like to like, listen for like a turn of phrase and then use that as a title. Or just do a dumb pun that's just for myself. Right. That's a good combo.

Oh man, yeah, it's, it's amazing to think that we didn't have music for the first like 12 episodes or so. Yeah. Because it like, it makes it so much more impactful. Yeah. It really just, mmm, sweetens the pot. Yeah. makes it so much more impactful. It really just, um, sweetens the pot. Yeah, we have stock music.

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it for me. Go team pants and enjoy the show. Jake, what was your second one? It is, it's real selfish because it's also about me and I'm really sorry to realize that it was gonna be right in the real- A hard one fast one. My last one. It's my old Cobb 20. That's 20. Oh yeah. That's from episode 19, The Purge.

So I'm gonna do this in front of the board. Jake, I want you to roll for Old Cobb here. And the night that was up there. This white night that was helping you guys, he isn't a full paladin. He's just a dude. He's not even as strong as the captain guy you guys fought. But he is going to try to stabilize old Cobb. But old Cobb's turn was first.

So you need to roll above a 10, a 10 or above to keep old Cobb alive. Then you need to roll. This guy has a plus one to wisdom. So you get to get a nine or higher on the second roll and ol' cob will be stabilized. Oh no. You got this. That's 20.

What the fuck? That's 30. Oh my god. That's our third. That's 20 out of 10. Look at it. Oh my god. Holy shit.

ol' cob goes up to one. Pour some cement on that die. It's done. This dude doesn't even need to, the night doesn't even try to help him. All cop just, something like his heart just starts beating again. Oh, that's, I'm telling you, that's what when you have an Adirondack chair at the door.

You know what, all cop, he watched the sun set from the Adirondack chair, but he stayed through the night and he watched the sunrise again and I, boy, oh my God, okay, so hard one. You wake up, pounding headache. You are in a bunk on a moving airship. And you see sitting next to you in a chair is an extremely fucked up but conscious old Cobb

and he goes, oh motherfucker I never thought you were gonna wake up. Oh God, that's good to see your face brother. Hard one, you son of a bitch, that's me that crib water. Yeah! He gives you some crick water and you gotta share a drink. That was, that's really what solidified the old Cobb hard one friendship.

Yeah, we went to battle together. Breaking off in that one moment where the Bev and Moonshine went to Bev's house to save the family. Hard one, trying to find where this is. I don't wanna just jump onto the wall. Comment during airship by itself. Yeah, I was doing that. I was doing that.

I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that.

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I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. I was doing that. Let's make a very unpopular shirt. Next year's favorite moment's episode is gonna have me remembering when Emily came up with Chris Fitz. The new hit, bit. And I don't remember if Old Cobb had just failed twice

or if he rolled a one, but I believe Cobb had two dead saving throws there. And two fails. Oh, he had to fail. I do so, yeah. Was this Matthias of House Crit as well? Matthias of House Crit was trying to, Matthias of House Crit is the one who dragged you guys down

and put you in the box. Yeah. There we go. Oh man, yeah, again, like I knew what was gonna happen. I knew you were gonna roll that 20, but like hearing it on the episode, I'm like, oh my god, he did it! You did it!

Yeah. I had the same exact, I didn't listen to the actual Nat 20 part. I just found the time code at the beginning because I wanted to listen to it raw. Yeah. I had the same exact... I didn't listen to the actual Nat 20 part. I just found the timecode at the beginning because I wanted to listen to it raw. Yeah. I had the same exact... Relive it.

Yeah. I feel like some sad baseball player that's like still watching his home run. Yeah. Sierra has one great moment. Uncle Rico, probably. Just Jill comes in the room and you're like, Jill, Jill, you gotta hear this.

Listen to this baby. Ha ha ha. He was on Death's Door, he was sitting there and had a rendezvous chair. Press the 15 seconds back button, please. Call the wall, should we do your last one? Oh yeah. After, at the end, can I give two final honorable mentions?

We don't listen to that. Oh, yeah, let's talk about some honorable mentions because we'll talk about that at the end because there's a bunch of ones that I feel like we will get in trouble for not mentioning. Yeah, I'll just be sad to not mention. Yeah, certainly. My last one is very obviously me falling from the tower,

which was also... Yeah, I went on one to end it on perfect. Also in the Ton of Tintingle episode, there's just another one that made me, I was telling Emily before This is like the first moment I have ever felt actually scared while playing D&D And it like it pierced through the veil of emotion when this happened so started out with a scoop

Yeah, and it ended with a fall Watchman sir for as a as a gift For for all of your kind words. Can I give him a tube would you like a berry? haha. Oh My god, we might be I'm running He Roll the dexterity saving there. He knows every he knows what the barriers okay roll the dexterity saving throw All the dexterity saving. He knows what the barrier is.

Roll the dexterity saving throw. I want to use Slite of Hand to switch the barrier with a marshmallow. He knows everything. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right, this was a bad joke.

Okay, dexterity saving throw. I got it too. Oh no. Just remember you're a spider-bott. Yeah, 18. 18 plus two. Okay, 18. 18 plus two. Okay, 20. Yeah.

You are blown to the edge of the tower and are able to hang on, but you're still being blown. Everybody roll initiative to get out of there without this god killing you. Good job, Bev. I have my humor patch. I have to give it a go. 20. 5. 11. 3. I have to give it a go 20 5 11 Three how tall is this tower? We got spider climb spider climb

It's it's tall. You can climb down. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go All right hard when you go first as you see this God blow Beverly off Beverly's just hanging on like being tornadoed Blow Beverly off Beverly's just hanging on like being tornadoed All right, I'm gonna take my axe and swing just kidding Let's wait the god. I'm gonna run to the edge of the This tower and start to spider climb down nodding to bev that he should do the exact same thing Yep hard one just jumps over the edge and starts climbing down This guy's just like you guys are pricks. How did you think I would fall for that? I am the great watchman.

Luke who told you not to be pricks. I'm sorry, it could resist. That is moonshine. Okay. Someone tells the bearings of mouth while he's yelling. I can move. I get a movement and an action, right? Yes.

I cast Healing Spirit, my spectral, many nipple pop-off, and I say, this is an apology for what my young friend has done. Think of it as an olive branch, or rather a spectral possum with many nipples. Just suckle at it, I'm telling you what, it tastes great, it's gonna give you a little point. This is awesome, I won't kill you. an olive branch or rather a spectral possum with many nipples just suck a lot I'm telling you what it tastes great it's gonna give you this is awesome I won't kill you and then I spider I begin my spider climb to say that's spider climbing down that's the gods turn Beverly

give me another dexterity saving throw okay I don't have anymore I only have the one I can't help you oh That's another three Beverly you are blown off the tower. Huh. What's that owl up to? Yeah. Can I? Yeah, he might need to spare some dying.

Yep. This was a lot funnier when Uku did it. Uku just has better comedic timing. Yeah, you know what? The one thing Uku said was to not be a dick, my god. All we had to do was not be an asshole. You make it out of this. I think you're losing your humor past.

OK. Ever-religion one. Ever-religion lies off of the tower, falls several hundred feet onto the ground for. Can I try and? I'm so many dives. It's not your turn. You can't do anything.

OK. Seven, 11, on to the ground for. Can I try and? So many dice. It's not your turn, you can't do anything. Okay. Seven, 11, 14, 20, 21, 31, 33 damage. Okay. What's that put you at? Uh, 10. Okay. Wow. If you get negative, your HP HP you die on impact.

How many more are we gonna roll out there? 10-D-6. Okay, great. Four. Uh-oh. Eight. Twelve. Okay. 17. 19. 20. 22. 23. 24 damage. Okay, so you're not negative, you're max HP. All right, so yeah, my max HP is 43.

I, that's 33. So it takes you, yeah, it would be like a negative 12. So you are not. So I'm good. So the joke was definitely, crashes into the ground so. You should have died there, really. I actually was thinking while listening to that,

that I was like, what an innocent time where we could do something like that and not die. Cause right now I feel like we live under the threat. Like if I make the wrong move in battle, I feel like who's gonna punish me with the death of my character. It was mean to us. I was definitely, I mean, we were like 12 episodes in by now.

I should have known better, but like, we were still learning a little bit. Yeah, that was saved by the mechanics of D&D, where I was like, I never had anybody fall from like 300 feet, what happens? And I think I ended it around it, but I definitely went into the book, I was just like, okay, maximum of 20 D6.

Real listening, I felt bad that I didn't help you. I think I thought that Bev was like gonna be like that you since you were on the air You were just gonna go on the spider-time like straight down. Uh-huh. Yeah I didn't I didn't realize that the god was gonna keep on trying to blow you off You should not have felt bad for me If I I don't I guess if I were playing again, I think I would know to help you But I'm not sure you rolled bad in the turn order too. Also that. Yeah, and it was just like listening back,

I forgot number one that I rolled a two. My first Dix-Tek, which is great, but it was just, I was real torn up about, like, theala having like broken or packed, and it was like really making me like question that God's in general, and I just like, it was just like a vengeful teen moment. I stand by it.

Yeah. I see. I didn't realize that it was a character thing. I thought it was just a... I thought it was just like, call well goofing off. I mean, it was a little bit that. And I was like, I figured that Murph. But it's rooted in character.

Yeah. I think that also I was like, Murph's not gonna let me do this. And then he did. Yeah, it's, I'm glad we went back and killed the guy. I'm glad we went back. Yeah, that was also fun, right? Yeah, yeah. He's not a great guy.

No, he has no sense of humor. Exactly. He has no humor patch. Although you don't either. I believe he has got prump. Yeah, I think Moonshan, I think that. No, I think it was a hard one. I feel like I have a distinct memory of hard one

like ripping off the humor. That is the conclusion. I love Beverly's leg shattering on him. Back to him just melted on the ground down there, running over ripping off his humor badge. Yeah. Oh God, I remember his legs just being bags of blood. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. And as a healer, I was like, I don't think I can do anything to heal your bones. So there's some hip wounds. It was a great writing prompt for the next episode. It was like a great way to get you guys to clear on. I was like, there's no way I can let Beverly

just get away with getting cure wounds and being fine. Yeah. Just like his skin is healed, but they're just swinging back and forth. Yeah. You're welcome, honestly. Oh, man. The slow dumb education of Beverly Towson. More of a miseducation, I think.

I think it's, you know, like I learned something and I unlearned two things. So my, are we on to honorable men? Yeah, it's just some honorable mentions that we were playing. I want to bring up one because it was just like two, the thing is it's like probably like a 20 minute streak. And I was like, we're not gonna stay here and listen to a 20 minute streak.

But in my note pad, I wrote it as Maribel's Fair Wellabel. Oh, okay. Which is episode 29, started around like 46 minutes. It goes from like Maribel, like thinking that moonshine is Jolene, is Jolene and like having like a good bye with Jolene, and then like taking her into her memories,

and then we see from Maribel's perspective, everything that happened, which is beautiful. And then on top of that, then Malora shows up, and like that's like a really beautiful moment, like heals the earth, like that was so beautiful, and then it's topped off by this like, I remember in the room feeling ecstatic from it, which was like it ends with like the happiest moment we've ever had in the podcast where it's like

we're like all the animals like the crickets fields all the animals come out we're riding wild stags like back and everyone's like Celebrating and I was like I was like, I really wanna play this, but it is just like kind of like a 20 minute monologue from Murph. And I was like, I didn't know if Murph would wanna sit here for 20 minutes and listen to himself talk. You're, hey, Melora, delivery on that. Yeah, so,

Hey, Melora. Oh, God. It's like, I think you had your back turned and then you turned around, but you knew that it was Moulinara. Yeah, she said I believe you told me to step at the fuck up. Yeah. Hey, Melora. Oh boy. That's also that whole back and forth between Maribel and Moonshine pretended to be Jolene is probably my favorite moment in the podcast, but I think we're all kind of trying to favor a kind of earlier moments,

because otherwise people are lying like, 15-minute, serious monologues from like five episodes ago. Just people have heard that recently, but you know what, why don't we end the episode? I will put in a clip at the end, we'll play out you guys celebrating in the creek to kind of celebrate the end of the year. I'll kind of, we'll wrap up the show

and we'll do a little fade out into us celebrating at the creek because that was the happiest time in the podcast. Yep, that was something was so amiss at the creek and suddenly it wasn't. And we was like the only time that we just like, so innocently, cleanly, help. We have to, it was morally gray. The creek elves are just good guys.ently, cleanly help. We have to go as morally gray.

The Crick Alps are just good guys. Yeah, and like when we left Esri, like the town was blowing up, we like left so much destruction in our wake. We love going on. We love going on. We love going on similar. We love going on similar.

We love going on similar. We're fucking war. We sort of say his bed's dead, but he just escaped. Like we all escaped. The Crick was like the one time where like, we van of say his bed's dead, but he just escaped. Like, we all escaped. The crib was like the one time where like, we vanquished the villain. Yeah.

I mean, I mean, it's like life done good terms. Yeah, it's our only true W. Even frost when we had to like escape. Yeah, we're always just like sort of winning and running away. But the tough thing about the crick is that we beat the villain, but it was not like a true like it was Maribel And she didn't really deserve to be vanquished

But we like but we gave her that like her final Yeah, she got carried off by Melora at the end So she was a demon who lived in hell for hundreds of years, but instead, you know got to have a peaceful death Yeah, also one of my favorite moments I love the scene that you and I got to do together, Emily, where she, when she told you that she might be your mom, that mushroom thing, that was tense. I still don't know if she's my mom or not.

Yeah, you never, you never found out for sure. You know what? I think last episode of this entire like series of this of a, I'm gonna find out. No, you should like find out, but we don't play it. It's like you're in a room and the door closes right? Oh, you're right. I'm like, so is Maribel my mom?

And then we don't see you. Think music comes in. Don't stop. Let me see like a glitter in Mood Shines art. And it's soprano style. Everyone hates tweets me. Cool guys to trap it up. We'll play the Crick ending at the end of this to Sanis in the New Year with good vibes. Yeah, and let

us know what your favorite moments look like. Oh yeah. Yeah. Cool guys, check out me and Emily on Netflix, the show Hot Date. It's our sketch show. Also Adam Runes, everything. Adam Runes, everything. Yeah, she talks about Adam a lot on this. Yeah, check out Hey you up. It's our satirical relationship at vice book get on Amazon or audible check us out on fantasy high D&D play show with a bunch of our friends from college humor on College humor streaming service drop-out you guys have things to plug. Yeah, I am having trouble with the timing But I'm pretty sure that big city Greens will be coming back in the new year. So get excited about that.

Also, you can watch the entire show on iTunes Ramazon if you missed it. But yeah, the second season and the 1.5 that we're doing are really good. I'm very excited for people to get to see it. Check it out. Yeah, and fuck it, beer toil. On that half. I was hoping I was gonna make a reference to it.

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You guys snap out of the in-between world and you're back where you were. Only the giant mushroom dome is gone. Moonshine, this looks like the living wood that you grew up near. The landscape is green. I didn't even tell them in the living could, became the living wood! I turned a bed and I kind of glowed about the fact that I met my god. Okay, well. I mean, that's pretty cool.

That was young, babe. She's pretty great. Yeah. I feel like if I could have two gods, definitely take yours as my number two. I can, you know, I got a lot of dads. Why not a lot of gods? Yeah, you guys come back.

The landscape is all green. The trees have all come back to life, and you can hear the babbling sounds of the crick. Oh. The crick is back, baby. Yeah, the crick is coming right. You guys feel healthy. You suddenly see movement in the trees as

Half of the forest of the living wood starts running towards you. Oh, no you guys see you guys see green shade is like dudes You fucking did it. Oh You fucking did it you see all the ants run over. They fucking- They've been beaten about to drop. They scoop you guys. There's scoops all around. They pick you guys up.

The ants start running with you guys, carrying you guys over their shoulders. Like you just won the goddamn Super Bowl. You run to the forest, now alive with plant and animal life. You see birds shooting down from the sky and flying alongside you as the triants run you back to the creek Yeah, you see Luna like looks around and she goes a fuck it. You see she turns into a full wolf Maybe the only one Moonshan as you say that Luna turns back into a werewolf and she kind of just looks off

pensively and says Certainly got a lot to fucking think about Ha ha doesn't matter. I get on a stag. Ha ha ha. Moonshine hops down from the tree and starts riding a stag bear bag. Yeah, bear bag. As you guys approach the creek, you see the entire community,

all of these healthy creek elves, rushing into the forest to try to find you guys. So many vicious vies. You see the ants begin picking them up and tossing them up in the air like babies. All these crick-elves are surrounding you guys. The young ants run over to Beverly. Fire daddy, you did it! Oh, you did it!

Beautiful crick-a-tears with done-dead-it! With the crick-a-tears. Oh, look at that! Look at that! They jump all over Beverly. You forgot your crick ears! They start bending your ears back and You see mama runs out and hops into hard ones arms. Oh my champion. I

Bows so deep I fight for your honor. I fight for your crick. Mama my queen You bow to no possum she bows to you I put my forehead against hers and I huff some crick water. You see amongst all of the cricks going crazy celebrating, you also see the chosen guys, they're like the bad guys at the end of an 80s ski movie. But they're obviously, damn, she has a lot of throws at this.

And Mimaw rushes over to you, moonshine. Mimaw, I check her for soft spots, making sure her crit grots gone. I got no soft spots, you ain't got no scabs from me. I ain't hiding no scabs. Oh, I kind of made peace with Maribel on your behalf. She thought I was you and I just told her I loved her and she didn't mean to.

She kind of got hoodwinked. We'll talk about it all over. Hot, hot, hot, hot, the spot show. It sounds like a good story. I love Crick Food too. Let's put some profish on the boil y'all. Save the brown for daddy! Do you have enough fire left to fire up the grill?

Yeah sure, why not? Blue! You Beverly fires up the grill. There's a big celebration. Plenty of brown to go around. Right, and that's where we're going there. It's the end of the show everybody and that means we need to shout out our benevolent council of elders and by we I mean me because it's just me this week guys but that's cool

because I'm bringing the energy and the enthusiasm starting with Brad D the only pebble pot that is in Craven Brad promised Denny that this year he teach him how to go from Craven to Braveen and has hidden several jump scares and booby traps in Denny's mansion. JLOMA's 72 aka Steelbreaker, Hard One's Jim Spiration, let it be known that as of 6am on December 26, Steelbreaker has already burned off all the sticky buns they ate over Christmas. Dylan B, a sword wielding wizard who accidentally invented blade singing by spinning the blades quickly, Dylan can do a bad-ass, whistling rendition of old Langzine.

The only problem is that no one can get close enough to kiss Dylan while they're playing. Always the blades made, never the blade bride, eh, Dylan? Danny P, Bohumi's resident artist, painted hard one senior portrait at the dwarf image, Danny wants to get more into mural work this year, so if you're a Bahumi in brand, then wants to paint your products logo on the side of a mountain for some reason, Danny's your man. Tom P, father of the realm, and serenader of sleeping babies this year, Tom resolves to master the art of serenading both babies, toddlers, and tweens, aka the caretakers triple crown.

Spencer Caskbrew, patronelder of libations, ale maker to gods and here is a behumia alike, makes a mold, crick-water that is perfect for getting you beyond fucked up around the crick-miss bush. Griffin SD, aka the stranger, the silver dragon-born elder chnite, an ex-owner of the batter's pint in and tavern, Griffin has decided not to let 28 get them down and has decided to challenge the invading orange theory by opening a rival fitness chain called a silver hypothesis. Beardman Dan, despite having Bohumi as long as Beard Dan has pledged that this will be the year that his beard becomes an entire plane of existence in and of itself.

Scott D. Elitch, who draws power from the failed resolutions of others, they spend most of January handing out honey-baked hams to people on treadmills. Ayronsia traveling gnome salesmen who has resolved to stop swindling Crickfolk, or at least stop selling the Marcane, that's just beach sand and food coloring. Tee-hee. Hermes W. The Bat King, this year Hermes promised the Bat Kingdom that he would beef up their social services in a program he's calling a bug in every mouth and also several more bugs in every garage.

R.J.W. and Esri Noble who resolved to go outside of their bubble and experience other bigger bubbles like upper glateron and glade home. Spartus, a fearsome gladiator who has pledged to never fight professionally ever again from now on they're going to get back to their passion, killing for sport. Adam R. the R-rated assassin this year Adam resolves to push their skills to the limit by learning the salacious and forbidden killing art known only as NC17. Cassandra MHP, aka Cassandra Max HP, Cassandra's resolution is to share some of her HP with weak bar tenders and cobalt so that they don't get totally womped by roving gangs of murder

hobos in the coming campaign this year. Danielle the Dastardly Dame in 2019 Danielle plans on adding two to three more D's to her, to her a literative name. Currently she's considering either Danielle the devilish and dastardly dragon destroying Dame or Danielle the dastardly Dolphin Defiling Dame. QC, AKA Haldo Frostback, MVP of the Giant Wars,

Groot and the SS Stormborn and Fault Alongside Elias and Red. Haldo's resolution is to try and wear a shirt while in public or failing that at least keep his nipples covered. Man, any of the Monday, an accidental deity who got in the way of a lichest spell to reach divinity when you're having trouble coming up with a New Year's resolution that you think you can actually keep, but then

you remember you're gonna give up regular Coke but not Diet Coke, that's Manny wishing you a deliciously crisp and refreshing New Year. Daniel U, aka Multifor the Many Face Magician, Daniel vowed to stop using their multiple faces to go on multiple first dates with the same person on Tinder as a Goof, Good Luck Daniel. Jordan DJ, legendary DJ of the realm, Jordan resolves to craft a beat so sick in 2019 that Il said and Theala dropped their weapons and just lose themselves in dance. Jeffre S, Lord of the Fjord, a born of the sword and secretly highborn. Jeff is the runaway older brother of the boy King and the true heir to Galatoron. Will he return someday to take his rightful place in rule?

Probably not, because he all is there. Cutter W, a high elf dandy turned Crick a bark attack. Cutter resolves to put more brown leaves into his 401k this year, at the Crick, at the Crick that's just a barrel. Lex sketched the escape artist. Lex covers themselves in butter anytime they leave the house just in case they might need to escape that evening, and that's why they're so good. John asks aka shubbert the mushroom shubbert resolves to have a more open mind this year except

about the goat men those guys are weird. Ryan M aka hard ones ram. Ryan's New Year's resolution is to survive. Oh no, oh no what's that over the hill? It's a pack of noles and they have bows. Run Ryan run. Alaina C, Alaina bought a fresh spellbook for 2019, even though her 2018 spellbook wasn't full yet,

but I won't tell. Andrew M trained the crag to be one of the fiercest nights in the Glateron Army, though the crag did eventually lose to a boy. So that's kind of on Andrew. Michael McD, head mixologist at the Blumana Inn, the Blumana Inn is filling up with New Year's Reservation, so you'd better call ASAP.

There will be Topas and Juan and Stunkbug will be performing jazz. Victor T, Boundor's boy whose loving dad was ripped from his family and transported to another world, Victor had a tough time without Boundor around for the holidays, especially with Europe at war. Henry A, the cat burglar, but it's not what you're thinking. Henry is a giant orc who steals tobacco from his home.

Just an eye, the smartest guy at the crack, that's right. He has a plus one to intelligence. Caleb Storm, the first fun fact, actually Hardwan's grandpa, Hardwan's parents hyphenated when Elias Storm met Lydia Bourne. Clayton Mamm, a claymation Dal Dalmatian Clayton gets a lot of work around the holidays, what with all the Claymation Christmas specials, so Clayton is looking forward to kicking back and enjoying a little time with his claymation human owner, Dennis. The professional, the only lawyer to successfully beat pop-on litigation considered representing

the Crick in the Crick V. Cooter, but new poppaw's Chipper Monk's shit defense was airtight. Jacob C. One of Cooter's 17 children and somehow also his cousin? Elena M. A legendary Crick-Hitch player that's Crick Quidditch where you roll around in the mud with a broom and try to sweep possum turds into tree holes. Ganoff has Ganoff into hiding, was an investor in Professor Duttle's lab, and fled when the lab exploded and the bubble police came sniffing around. Nick Pox, the co-master who created our amazing website, also helped create Arcane, which

isn't cool. Erlin Kathleen L, two possums who are in love and gave each other rabies, which is how you get married in the possum community. Dylan M, a talented executioner who kills people with a broad sword, clenched firmly between their butt cheeks, sometimes Dylan Farts, and the sword is expelled from his buttocks, community. Dealing M, a talented executioner who kills people with a broad sword clench firmly between their butt cheeks, sometimes dealing farts and the sword is expelled from his buttocks, but overall Dylan does a pretty good job. Jive G can do more pullups than hard one, but to be fair, Jive G is a crab person with

giant arms and tiny legs so they're kind of built for it. Corbin A, the only designer in Bohemia who can rival René, can create a fitted suit so flattering it'll make bastion look like ol' Cobb. At Listorm Reaper, a rival of Hard One's father who kept into regular ships so Hard One's dad was always just flying away from him anytime they had a scuffle. Justreach, a jovial ostrich, the only talking ostrich at the crack, though nobody knows why because those people don't ask a lot of questions. ELDRAGAK, the DRAGORNOT, the most fearsome Nannerfly breeder in all of Bohemia.

Cameron C, a gnome who purposely caused the giant wars by stealing a big coin from the Frost Giants and telling them that the humans did it. P.J.W. aka Charo Arcautius, a teethring warlock whose barbed tail is a fierce weapon, and weirdly enough, a generous lover. Damn you r. Ram Daniel's evil twin who runs backwards flies instead of falling into holes, and for some reason is weirdly in a mini golf? Josh S. aka Josh Scoop, an expert scooper who no joke once scooped an ogre. Dom R. A Bohumian detective like Sherlock Holmes only is all steampunked out with like a cool

mechanical eyepiece and a cane gun. It's frickin rad. Nicholas R visits the Frostwin Dwarf andage every Sunday to believe the kids. Jennifer V, a carrot person, Jennifer has the stats of a myocnid but with more vitamin A. Matt H was actually in a relationship with Gemma before she went off to marry the pale prince, so Matt arguably has more reason to be upset than hard one. A. Matt H. was actually in a relationship with Gemma before she went off to marry the pale prince, so Matt arguably has more reason to be upset than hard one.

Jacob J. Durland's cool older brother who lets him use his BB gun. Destin C. Wilder of a cursed blade that doesn't have any physical effects, but is just really annoying, the sword spoils movies and snores at night. Dev and B. Boxing Champion of Galatoron who once faced Galad Rosel and agreed to a no-punching in the face rule so Galad could protect his beautiful mug. Dev and then proceeded to pound that dude in the liver. Michael L lives in the elemental chaos, just likes being alone in a cozy cave listening to the rainfall and the earthquakes and the volcanoes exploding.

Sam A to giant giant who makes normal giants look like regular humans. Sam uses Mount Forge as a pillow and giant crags as footrests. Kelvin Noodles, vowing to cut out carbs in the new year, Kelvin is buying himself a Zoodler and taking the new name of Kelvin Zoodles. Christian H. aka Sergio Salazar Solomon

Sakerias De Silva, seventh of his name, a sexy Peruvian snake folk with sweet snake patterns on his skin. Sergio's resolution is to embrace his snake heritage and have his tongue forked in 2019. Maxel, a level 20 bard who knows every Dave Matthew song on the violin and is making a point this year to forget them. Traylay, the cray, fey who doesn't care what people say and has no resolution today. Yay! Evan Kay, AKA Malvo Dunstar.

Malvo is a late sleeper and has never seen the morning star they're named for. In 2019, Malvo will become a morning person. Grace H, the graceful ace, an airship pilot who has traveled all through Bahumia, and this year Grace will be the first pilot in space.

She's found at Bohemia Space Program, BASA. Aaron G, a traveling gnome salesperson who aspires to make an honest living in the New Year, and stop ripping people off and trapping them in gems. Eric B, a very short wizard with a very tall hat. No one knows, Eric's true hype, but this year they will reveal their secret. Eric has a very long pointy head. Jury S, a dwarf and who dug higher and higher deep than any dwarf before them, and this year they will dig further to the east and west.

It's very easy because most dwarfs just dig down, but Jury is stacking records and does not care. John W.G. Wilder of a Broad Sword, so broad it's basically a shield, plans to add to said sword in the new year making it so broad it basically becomes a wall and completely unwieldable. Alucard, a barbarian so strong that if they attain their 2019 goal of getting even a tiny bit stronger they will become a full barbarian god. Andrew R. A Rat Focke, whose resolution is to stop being fooled by mouse traps, Andrew's

got a job, he can just buy the cheese. Baby Doc, the sweetest, cutest toddler doctor who is resolving to get their PhD in art history so they'll have one pointless doctorate. Andrew A, a fire giant whose New Year's goal is to open literally the hottest nightclub in the frigid north. Adam H, newly installed as the bullywug king, isn't totally interested, but Adam's New Year's resolution is all about saying yes to things so he's going to give it 6 months. Kyle McEw, a heroic ram currently leading the band of boobs, abandoned rams to the tundra,

Kyle's always resolved to never let anyone die on his watch, and Kyle won't let any of the rams give up the ghost on their watch. Colin G, an iron dwarf whose only resolution this year is to have a real feeling. Ryan, hard ones Ram, who is thriving on their way out of the frigid north. This Spritley Ram is absolutely fagellabound. Big Buck, the prize deer from the Big Buck Hunter game who has never been shot and whose only resolution this year is to keep making hunters miss by hitting cows. And that's all for this week guys.

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