Not Another D&D Podcast - NADDPOD Live in Boston (Saving Gemma Bronzebeard)

Episode Date: April 4, 2020

While we deal with tech problems this week, we hope NADDPOD Live in Boston will tide you over! Hardwon gets another shot at saving Gemma, Beverly's love life gets even more complicated, and Moonshine orchestrates a jailbreak. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm gonna need to switch up my editing process and bring in some help, which means I need a little more time. So rather than keep pushing it back and screwing up our schedule in the long run, we're gonna post a live show this week and get back to the campaign next week. This should set us up to be posting everything on time again.

This was our Boston show. It was originally released as a mix bag. So I'm sorry if you've heard it patrons, but we're gonna be doing a long Q&A on Patreon for you as the short rest this week. and I hope that makes it up. This is from our Nanervlifect Tour, and it's truly one of the dumbest episodes we've ever done. One thing to keep in mind though, is that I mixed up the names of King Cyrus Coldain with

his son, Cyril Coldain. So you hear me say, Cyrus a bunch, what I mean, zero, but you'll get it. Context, clues, people. It's obvious. I'm just a dumbass, apparently. Anyway, thank you for your patience with the delays. Hopefully, this will set us up to get back to normal. We're also streaming a bunch on our Twitch.

So if you're starved for content, go to twitch.tv slash nad pod. Without further ado, please enjoy Nadpod live in Boston. MUSIC Welcome to the campaign after the campaign. This is not another D&D podcast. MUSIC Welcome back to Bahomia, everyone. Bahomia.

Bahomia. I'm your dungeon master, Brian Murphy. Thank you, joined by Jake Hurwitz. Hard one sure put. Emily Axford. Moonshine. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Moonshine Sabin, the twice-engaged, oft-enraged mushroom-made, who came here today to fucking play, bring it on, come on. Yeah! Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Yeah. And, of course, called Well Tanner. Woo! Woo! Woo! Thank you.

Beverly Togold the fifth, a half-ling night with a crown of green here to delight the town of Beams. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Beam! the light, the town of Beams. Yeah. All right. Calucola. Calucola. Welcome to the show, everybody.

This is the Nannerfly Effect Tour. So tonight, we are going to be replaying an important moment in the podcast that was decided by a die roll. Tonight we will be replaying a critical perception check. That hard one not only failed, but forgot to use a luck point on. Oh, leave a man alone. Brutal. Yuck it up.

Yuck it up. You're a murderer, man. You're sick. You know that you're fucking sick. This of course was a perception check that hard one failed, and a way Jake failed. Um, out on the balcony at Venerable's castle, um, in Frostwind, uh, a one-fateful night, uh, when we lost Gemma Bronzebeard, two in Assassin's knife, or one out, or one out, poor one out for Gemma, please don't, poor one out, anywhere. Don't, don't, these are expensive. Yeah.

My spell cards. Ha ha ha. Caldwell did spill his spell cards in all way right before we got out of here. Oh, I love you. spill cards. That's really good. That's a really good joke.

You got me. So guys, let's do a little recap to set the scene. So the band of boobs are in Frostwind, having just snuck into a welcome party for a hard one's ex-girlfriend, Gemma Bronzebeard's wedding. I'm excited. They're kind of a thing still, maybe.

Gemma is a member, of course, of one of the most important families in Iron Deep and was engaged to Gerard Colden, aka the Pale Prince, heir to the throne of Frostwind. The wedding is not for a few days, but you all happened to arrive around the same time that the bronze beards arrived from Iron Deep. And you guys caught wind of a welcome party hosted by another prominent Frostwind family. Moonshine Beverly talked their way onto the guest list, while hard one snuck in polymorphed into a wolf.

You're welcome. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh, through a series of romantic shenanigans, um, you were able to get a message to Gemma to meet hard one out on the balcony. Um, uh, and then moonshine was pulled away from Lookout Duty by one of the, um, by one of

her many fiances in Frostland. Yeah, do you remember his name? No, I don't. Neither do I. We'll call him. What was it? I heard Benefer. We'll call him Benefer.

Benefer, of course. Beautiful. Who could forget a character with such a rich, a backstory as Benefer, of course. Beautiful. Who could forget a character with such a rich, a backstory as Benefer? Ha, ha, ha. She was pulled away from guard duty because she had promised him a dance, and Beverly was pulled away by an old man that needed help in the bathroom.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So why don't we start there in the bathroom with Beverly? Okay, the Nidhema toilet paper.

Okay, not the enough here. I'm running back. I'm like running to every stall just like collecting rolls. Is this enough? This has to be enough. The five rolls not enough. Oh, my goodness. Overflowing in the air, do you need to come on clock? Well, I keep going. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

I attach a plunger to the end of a javelin. Go ahead and make an attack roll. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha After a great start, shout out to the two crew. Are you kidding? So poetic, number two. Sweet, sweet poetry. The dice are as immature as we are. That's a tin total for my attack on that. You throw the plunger, it completely misses the toilet,

hits the dude in the face, and pins them up against the lalk. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm about to die. I'm about to die. Okay, I pull it off and then I pray to the Lord to increase the ply of the toilet paper. Go ahead and give me a religion chat. Great, great. That's going to be a 19.

19. One more please. Yeah, this is, it's, it's Charmin up in this bench now. He is well taken care of. As we cut over to, I've changed his fate. We have to be cutting to Moonshine and her dance partner, right? Of course. We cut over to Moonshine and her dance partner.

Papa, I need you to shout. Papa is with hard one right now. Oh, right? Of course. We cut over to Mochander Dance Partner. Oh, Papa, I need you to shout. Papa is with hard one right now. Oh, what? Yeah, it's as you guys fuzzied little cock block. No. No. No, when we get married, I figure we do very religious ceremony. Yeah, I get pretty religious from a lore.

It's usually pretty nude. How do you feel about that at a wedding ceremony? I think we both wear turtlenecks I Think I'm very long church service very short reception You have to pay for alcohol Hey, you know, no alcohol at all. What do you say? But we charge at the door anyway to go to church You know, I gotta be honest. I don't think we're gonna make it to the wedding What do you say? But we charge at the door anyway to go to church.

You know, I gotta be honest, I don't think we're gonna make it to the wedding, so whatever you want sounds good, let's do it. Yes, you live wild and free. I love you. Peterette. So hard one. You and Gemma have had this romantic reunion out under the beautiful Cold Night sky.

You talked about how her father never wanted you to be together. You lamented the fact that you didn't get to call it quits on your own terms. Gemma shared some troubling news about the upcoming wedding that she had yet to meet Gerard Codain in real life and that the Frost Dwarves were being cagey about it. And then perhaps it was the thrill of seeing an old flame

in an unexpected place, or maybe it was just true love. But hard one and Gemma shared a kiss under the brilliant Frost Wind Sky and the purple crack and the material And that is where we are now So hard one Hard one you'll play that for another 30 seconds I don't know what you'll play that for another 30 seconds. Oh, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, baby.

Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Let me butt your tongue a little bit. Let me butt your tongue. Oh, no, talk, but I heard that sound. It's not good. It's not good. What if I just bite your lip instead of your tongue?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, what about that? That's better? Yeah, okay. Okay, yeah, you like that? Yeah, let's just hug. Can we just hug for a second? Just, uh, sorry, you like that? Yeah, let's just hug. Can we just hug this like it? Just, sorry, just hold me.

Go. Um, so hard one, you, um, Jemma holds you. You feel her beard brush up against yours. Floresly and twined. Beards in twines under the night sky. And in this moment, you forget all about the sneaking around. All of the judgment. It's just you and her.

And hard one. You let your guard down. Go ahead and give me a perception check. What do I add to perception? That's a 17. Much better this time around. What do I see, baby? Hard one. You and Gemma are holding each other.

You're feeling safe. But then suddenly, you hear the sound. You hear it. This person is super quick, but you're always kind of on high alert. You're almost oh yeah I know yeah you're kind of you're back in that place where like when you guys were in high school you and Gemma would make out and you would need to like run away and hide if one of her brought like like a family member her dad came home so you need to hide so you're in that place right now.

Nothing gets by me. Yeah. And you hear the door kick open to this balcony. And hard one, you see a cloaked assassin burst through the door and toss a dagger. What do you do? Hark! What?

What? I pushed him aside. I pushed him aside, okay? I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside!

I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside!

I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! I pushed him aside! and takes the dagger for her. Me. He does not. He does not. Emily Hacksford, excuse you. Don't get them, Ryle. We're going to have a riot. Hard one. You bump Gemma out of the way, and this dagger is coming

straight for you now. Ooh. Cool. Whatever. And it hits. OK. I'm going to need you to give me two constitutions saving throws.

Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's a natural five for pop-hop. Pop-hop is just as surprised as you were the first time around. Wee! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- I'm gonna call this. So a hard one, you take nine piercing damage and then what did you get in your constitution check? Oh, it's a check. You got two, two saving throws. Oh, yeah, okay, so I got a 14 and a 10. And Emily just whispered that to me

and I still didn't say it quickly. Okay. Okay. So you take an additional 24 poison damage? Whoa. And you, as the dagger sticks into you, you kind of immediately start to get tunnel vision. You start to feel yourself fading. Hard one, go ahead and roll initiative.

Okay. What about, I mean, am I sense in paw-paw scramblin'ness? Oh, that's a good question. You guys, here's what I'm gonna allow. Caldwell, you may play as Gemma. Oh. And... Careful, careful, you shenanigan-ridden little boy. I'm just realizing this now, please don't like fall off the tower and kill Gemma.

That is the whole point of the show. Keep her alive. And Emily, you may play Papa. Amazing. So Papa doesn't need to attack. He can give help actions. He can try to do it. He can do it.

He can do it. He can do it. And Emily, you may play Papa. Amazing. Me, me, me, me. So Papa doesn't need to attack. He can give help actions. He can try to grab something with a sleight of paw. So everybody go ahead and roll initiative. Awesome. I got a 13. 17.

21. Papa. Whoa. Scramble. 21. Poppa! Whoa! Scramble, man! I guess I'll just spend the time ringing the piss out of my beard. Ah! Poppa, God, what you do, that's so hot. Poppa is first.

Okay, poppa once the scramble up and unhood this assassin. I lost it. I used a sc scramble little fingers and tear it apart like it's a juicy dumpling of trash. That's what he does best. Sweet. Papa's going to go ahead and scramble up. Grab the hood of the cloak and jumps off. Cloak tears off.

And hard one, you see the face of this dwarf, and it looks really unnatural. Well, at first, at first, he just kind of looks like a normal frost dwarf. He's got blue skin and like a white beard, but as you look into his eyes, you see it's this unnatural red, which frost dwarves do not have red eyes, and he does not have like the weathered face that you would expect of a frost dwarf. It almost looks elven, it's like smooth and handsome, and it kind of looks out of place. That is Gemma's turn. Gemma is like a diplomat, so it doesn't have great attacks or anything, but she can like, you can take a high action,

you can help hard one in some way, you can try to grab the assassin, you can do it. I don't have any weapons on me or anything. No, okay. I think I say like, no one does that to my king. You are taking some artistic, these are some moves here. And I do, yeah, I want to try and, like, grapple the assassin so hard-runken can get some hits in.

Sweet, go ahead and do an athletics check. Okay. It's just going to be, it's a plus zero. That's a six. Six. You slip and possum piss and roll out of the way. So bear as, sorry babe. No, you're brave.

You were so brave and beautiful. Let's make out again really quick. Get down there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh It's been so long since we braided beards. This is so much less poetic than the first time So this assassin is going to go ahead and take two swings on you hard one you weren't supposed to be here Yeah, well, I would never let anything happen to my lover You tell him This assassin misses twice hell yeah, that's right Tell him, this is assassin Mrs. Twice. Hell yeah. That's right.

No, don't worry, Gemma, I'll keep you safe. As I always have and always will. God, I missed you. There's nothing to fear as long as hard one is here. I'm going to take 10 out of 10 times this happens. You live, girl. I'll swing. I'm gonna swing my axe, Gemma, not the person Gemma at the assassin.

You need your axe, Gemma? Yeah, I do. That's hot, because it cuts me deep. Damn. That is a 16 it cuts me deep. Damn. That is a 16 to hit the assassin. That hits. Yes.

Woo! Let me... This. What's mine is yours. 13 damage. Sweet. And I'll swing at that hot, Elven dwarf pale thing again.

Yeah, do you think I'm hot? What? Your skin's smooth. Thanks. That is a 15, does that hit him? 15 does hit. Wow. Nice.

You're hot and weak. I like to keep it light. That's a 12 That's 12 damage. 12 damage. OK. And this thing tried to kill my girlfriend. Yeah, I'm going to action search on him. Nice.

23 to hit. Super hits. Shout out to the two crew. I'm going to reroll that though. 17 damage. Nice. And shout out to the three Cree. That's a 12 to hit. That does not hit. Then I'll use a luck point.

There we go. We learn and we grow. 24 to hit. Super hits. 13 damage. 13 damage. 13 damage. This dude is looking messed up.

He does much better when he just kicks indoors and throws daggers at people who aren't wearing armor. Then on initiative one, going to go ahead and roll a perception check. Hard one. You guys are making quite a commotion up here. You are in a full on fight. And we're making out pretty loud. Yeah, I think it was mostly the making out.

It was the necking, honestly. It's very dry. Our lips are chapped. It's good that nervous. I don't have a lot of saliva. It's like sandpaper against a fish. God, I missed it. And you see... Dear Lord, you see a few guards from House of Inveral run out, see this fight out on the balcony, and one of them's yelling,

Assassin, Assassin, save the Princess, save the Princess! And they run off. That's what I'm doing, it is. They take off down the stairs. Cool. That is background to Papa. Me, me, me. I guess Papa is just going to attack the attacking hand, just like bite onto it to try to give him disadvantage. Sweet.

Yeah, go ahead and make an attack roll. If you hit his ACL, say he is disadvantage on his next attack. What do I add to it? Papa I'll say plus five. Six. He's got five decks. He scrambly as hell. Sixteen, sweet sixteenambles his hell. 16, sweet 16. 16 hits, pop off fully bites onto his hand.

Oh, what is this? What is this little rat thing? Ah, oh, now you've gone and done it. Yeah. Hard one I always think. I always think. He's like a sprinkler of piss. Ha, ha.

Oh, it's more, it's not even my hand. His teeth are like blunted or something. It's more of the piss than anything. Hard one. I thought you hated animals. I mean, no, I'm great with animals. A lot has changed. A lot has changed since you know me.

Wow. Yeah, I'm a wonderful, wonderful pet. Files. You're just a polished diamond now with a beard. That's right. That is Jamestern. Great. I want to hold a reaction to basically just back

hard one up. Basically, I think what I want to do is I want to pull the long berets out of my hair and prepare to just stab into the Assassin's neck. Right on. That is the assassin's turn. Assassin's gonna take because of Bop-Bop, a couple attacks with disadvantage.

That is a 19 to hit. That do hit. That does still hits. Okay. I was only level eight back then. That is gonna be 16 damage, hard one. Okay. And then on the second attack still with disadvantage,

misses on that one. That is your turn, hard one. I'll say with Gemma's help, you get advantage on your attacks. Yeah. Great. I'm going to try to stab this guy with a beret. 25 to hit. Super hits. Nice. And it with a beret. 25 to hit. Super hits.

Nice. And it is a me thrill beret. 16 damage. Hard one. Finish him. Yeah. Yeah. I take my axe, I hand it to Gemma.

And I whisper in her ear, watch this. Are you like behind me, like holding it like a golf swing or something like that? I was actually planning on just taking pop on having him piss in the assassin's mouth to death. I mean we can we can do that too. Sorry, that's what I do. You boys and this man with poss What, you've never drank possum piss? It's got restorative properties. You see, I drink a little possum piss afterwards to show my virility. Wow.

I can do it and survive. You know, it's making my beard quite lustrous. Yes, that's right. It's an essential oil, essentially. The most essential. Hard one, you see as this assassin dies, something very strange happens, you see that his face disappears.

Papa, what have you been drinking? You see where his eyes, nose, and mouth were. Suddenly, just disappears and there's just this void, just this blank face, and he collapses onto the ground dead. Cool, can I just capitate him real quick? Yeah, all right, sweet. I'll chop off his head. Sweet, hard one.

You go to chop off his head. You. Hard one. You go to chop off his head. You have been running on adrenaline, but you were poisoned with a powerful poison at the beginning of this fight. And as you swing down, you feel the tunnel vision gets worse and worse and worse. I told you I'd protect it. Don't worry about anything. Hang in there, babe. I always got your back, you know, that.

Never let anything happen to you. You're OK. You're OK. Guards. Hard one, you pass out. Of course. Now Beverly and Moonshine, inside. Yes. You guys, everything you have finished up, Now Beverly and moonshine, inside.

Yes. You guys, Beverly, you have finished up with... I think I've actually just become the bathroom attendant at this point. Thank you. Here's a little tip. Oh, thank you. You want to give me a microphone? You want to give me a microphone? A microphone?

A microphone? A microphone? A microphone? A microphone? A microphone? A microphone? Mental would be nice. Thank you. Okay, and then of course I have some vodka as well if you'd like some of that Oh, yeah, I have a little vodka. Thank you so much Drinks a little vodka you see that there is another bathroom attendant in there What the fuck do you think you're doing coming on my turf man? That really is the richest about through a attendant all time All right, I'll split my tips with you fine

All right, I think you're very charismatic. I'm going to go sit on the toilet and fuck off. Fuck you, I love you with a rat. Moonshine, you out on the dance floor see this. Beverly, you see this, you come out to the dance floor and rejoin, moonshine, and Balnor. Hey, who, as you remember, is kind of drunk and breaking it down with all the, with all the, for the Frost-Dorff moms.

You are so sweaty. Yeah, man, this is the best, not in my life, dude. You have so many speaking stone numbers written on your arm. They're into me, dude. This is the best night in my life. You see that a few guards have run down. People start shouting.

You see people are running up towards where you guys saw a hard one go. And you guys see, they cut the music. And very quickly, everyone is cleared off at the dance floor. You see guards wearing venerals colors as well as frost wind city guard hopping in action. There were a few here because this was obviously between important families and stuff. They bring in some iron dwarves guard hopping in action. There were a few here because this was obviously between, you know,

important families and stuff. They bring in some iron dwarves that were like patrolling the gardens outside. They bring them in. They're these iron gollums with fiery forge bellies that stand about eight feet tall. And you see they begin lining people up against the wall and basically telling you guys to stand still. And you guys see Jema bronze beard chasing after like a couple iron dwarves and city guard and mineral guards as they carry hard one out of the castle.

And I was like, wait, he was helping me, he was part, he saved my life. Yeah, King Kuldan will decide he was last person who saw what happened, we'll find out what happened. And you see as Gemma is chasing after kind of trying to explain the situation, you see Jane of Bronzebeard who was there with like a Bronzebeard house steward named a barrel, who is not a nice guy, it is not like hard one.

You see Jane of hops up and she's like, Gemma, get over here, what were you doing? What is hard one surefoot doing here? She starts getting into it with Gemma, they pull her aside. Do I look hot while I'm passed out? Yeah, the hair is like down in your face. Yeah, you're like Thor when he gets captured or something. Oh, damn. I don't know. I don't want to...

Just one of that. I just want to make sure I'll go back to being passed out now. Sorry, everybody. So, hard one is carried off. And that's the last time I'm a little rough. Looking super hot. You're not often nice to me and I really appreciate. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't even make them roll or anything. Here's the thing about me. I will torture you but I'll

let you be hot while I do it. That's the mark of a good deal. That's all we ask. So moonshine and Beverly you guys are rounded up as well. And you guys see, they also take, they dismiss a bunch of people who don't seem super important, but they do round up some members of the Vineril family and some people who might have grudges and such. And you guys are all brought to the cold iron keep, which is Frostwind Castle. It stands taller than the rest of the city. It's like three very large stories tall. The first two stories look like a beautiful Gothic castle built of black stone and iron, spires shooting out at the tops of the guard towers. There are stone busts of Dwarven kings and stained glass windows.

The third floor is almost all glass. It's almost shaped like a big lantern. You can see the glow of a hearth in the middle of it, and you can only imagine what the view of the rift must be like in that room. Hard one, you come to. Puh! Hard one, you come to. Huh! And you are being ch- You're like...

Yeah! Alright, chill out, buddy. We've never had such a hot prisoner. Who are you? You're new. Hey, I'm Darnel. Oh, yes, Darnel. I've known you a long time.

You're acting weird. I am Yaris Love. I am just enchanted by hot man. Yes, he does look pretty good. He is looking pretty good, man. I didn't mean to startle you with my karate, but I'm just always alert and ready for action. What you do like but no, yes, no karate very bad body good though. I don't

You didn't get it from karate. Okay, I go outside to get coffee goodbye. Bye, don't know. I followed but I'd get tea. I'll see. Wait, Tarnel, I was just getting to know you. I'll say both of you had the bowling tomorrow. Do you need a fourth?

He'd be good at throwing the ball. I don't know if we're friends yet. You found a very compromising position, my friend. Oh shit, yes, sorry, I saved your queen. My queen? Princess? My princess? Someone else's princess?

The bride, come on. Yes, I understand what you were saying, but I am Frost Dwarf. I didn't, and I got to be honest. All these summer dwarfs coming in here, not, you know. Hey, trust me, I don't like those summer dwarfs either. Yes, where are you from? Technically, okay, well well here's I.

You are big summer doorfronts you. I'm a large, yeah, I'm a large summer door. You're the biggest summer door for them all. Yes. I grew up with them. I honestly, I hate them as much as you do. Interesting. Hard one, you are dragged through the castle gardens.

The snowy area with a sculpture recreating the moment of the three founding dwarves when they got their kings hammers. You guys go past. What would it be like to have one of those? You see all the guards laugh? Like you'll ever get to do that, dude. Looked out for Lauren Lee. Ha!

Darnel pats him on the back. Ha! I don't know, maybe. I knew you were cool, Darnel. Ha! Darnel, where's my tea? Ha! We were out of tea, I'm so sorry.

What was your name again? Yaros Lov. Ha! Just tearing up my Beverly character sheet. So you guys, and I don't beat Darnel and Yaros Lov. I mean, Balnor, Beverly, Moonshine, and of course, hard one. You guys enter the main hall, and you guys see that the floors are made of beautiful marble, big stone pillars, line the walls.

Between the pillars are stained glass recreations of the tale of the founding dwarves, and then you see there is this big center piece behind the throne that shows all of them getting their hammers from Moradin. The throne itself is made of iron, but big geodes and crystals sprout from it and sitting on it is King Cyrus Coldain. This mighty, but older looking pale dwarf, blue-skinned with a giant white beard and long hair. He wears a platinum breastplate adorned with gem sockets.

You see, he's flanked by various advisors and iron dwarves. You also see coldanes younger, shittier son. Cereal coldanes sitting off to the side, reading a graphic scroll and looking bored. Oh, dad, do I really have to be here, man? So fucking stupid, dude. It is not fucking stupid. You need to be here as a child.

Princess was almost killed. Man, I just want to read and play video games, man. I mean, Beverly turns to Moon Shining and says, leave him to me. He's like, romantic episode. I mean, you see, he looks up and locks his eyes with Beverly

from across the room. Who is that? Ha-ha-ha. In your arms, huh? I mean, Bev is not like you'd ever kiss someone other than Erlin, right? No. No, obviously not.

I am complete in your life. Yeah, you see, Boundore's still super drunk and has no kind of grass by now serious the situation is. Yeah, man, you're young. You gotta just go for it, dude. You brought a goblet with you. How did you do that? It's a walk me down, brother. Respect, Valor respect. You guys see, this is a very serious situation.

It always is. You see, dozens of witnesses and various people from the party have been rounded up, but hard one's sure foot is front and center. Hard one you've been revived enough, they bring a cleric in front of you who heals you of your poison. And now you're just very hurt instead of being very hurt and poisoned. Cool. I'm good.

I can have you. You're welcome. Yeah, I mean, well, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I was good. I probably just could have slept it off, but I appreciate it.

Any hell. You would have died if not for me and the light of more than. Cool. Denounce whatever other gods you pray to. Wow. I don't pray to any other gods, but no. You see the priests nods? I respect you.

That's why. You're as cool as Darnell, man. Thanks, man. Oh, shit, you're still here. Ha ha ha ha ha. No love for Yarl's love. I forgot how to pronounce the name. Yarl's did, this dude rules, man. You want a drink? Please stop drinking a trial.

Very bad. Bound or is also bound and brought forward. Eh, what the fuck you doing, man? I thought this was a party. Can we roll and see if Ballnor made a connection with the noble on the dance floor that would allow him to have advantage? Have diplomatic immunity? Yeah.

Yeah. Who the hell did you grind with, man? That's an 11. I don't know what Balnor's charisma is. 11? Balnor, in fact, damaged his reputation by dancing with members, various members of rival houses. No.

So Balnor's hips don't lie, but they should have. Yeah. Yeah. What, ladies, there's enough of me to go around. I will see you dead. I will kill you in an alley. You guys see King Colden, clears his throat and speaks up. Many goes, you were all at scene of the crime.

Jemma Bronzebeard. My future daughter-in-law was nearly killed in Venerable Castle. There will be a thorough investigation. And then you see Wilhelm Bronzebeard, Gemma's father, who has always had it out for hard one. Oh! This dude's a knob! He's a freaking knob dude! Who said that?

He's not here. You guys see Wilhelm Bronzebeard marches in flanked by Bronzebeard Knights. He is freaking out being held back going, he did it! He had something to do with it! Why else would or would sure food be here? Good to see you too, man. Oh, yeah You just couldn't not you yeah always had to be here don't you just trying to snake your way into my family you've never been any good Yars Yars Garve you gonna stand for this I'm most defend the hot one Garb, are you going to stand for this? Ha this man, we do not, he is clearly very hot.

That is fine, that goes without saying, we don't need to say it. It's fine. Let's put it out there, it's freaking hot. He's freaking out, yes. Alright, we've all said it. That's the last time we're all going to say it. If you want to say it's hot one more time, you can say it one more time. He's very hot. He's hot. He's hot. Hi.

There we are. God damn, I hope they're doing a good job recording this episode. This is not canon though, right? This is it. This is it. Absolutely. 100%. Can it be canon dude? Alright, we'll delete all the episodes and book this one is episode 35 Start over

I'll just fucking start over dude. He got it. Oh, Yutterslove. I find tea This is gamma meal. I need to pick me up. Oh, so sorry Well, do you do guards please stop talking? You're very low in the rankings to be talking right now. It's just weird that we talked about how the prisoner was. We don't need to talk anymore. You guys see Wilhelms freaking out. He's like, why else would he be here? He had something to do with this.

He's always been jealous of our family. He's always been trying to weasel his way in. And now he sees she's about to get married. And now he suddenly shows up Speaking of marriage moonshine sabin future misses cold. Then man introduce my lawyer Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, that's a good one. Makes a bow tie for pop-up. Moonshot, make sure she makes me look vascular. You make him look vascular. Make the hot one look hot. Please, Tarnel. No problem. Pop-up makes his case.

And Coltian goes, all right, I've heard from Wilhelm Bronzebeard, the very most important member of ancient Dwarven House. I have heard from talkative gray rats. Okay, you are both very persuasive. Yeah, and you tried lightly because that rats piss saved Gemma Bronzebeard. All right. Well, we do have ways of finding out the truth in Frostwind. You see a group of men in Iron Masks, Decaprio style.

Whoa. Um. Got to be a stupid joke. It was honestly just for me. It was literally just for you, Jake. You guys see, they're wearing dark blue lab coats. They come out from behind the throne. From a room behind the throne, they were just hiding behind a chair.

Maybe they were. Oh, thank you. It was getting cramped back there. They're wearing what looks almost like doctor scrubs. Their faces are covered in these iron masks with creepy, circular eye holes. And then their mouths have these neutral expressions. And you see one of them stands before the other ones

and walks forward. And he goes, great things. The steam, the guests of Frostwind, we are the iron inquisitors. I am inquisitor Fedor, and I will be leading the investigation. First, you. Points to you, hard one. You see a few Yarks clubs. You know this guy. Yeah, see you, hard one. You see a few Yarks Clubs, you know this guy. Yeah, he's real freaky.

You see a few iron dwarves grab you and pull you forward. You see that the visitors bring. He's trying, he's, you feel like you're just flexing, man. I know. Everyone already said to your hut, you can just relax. I'm just proving the point. Yeah.

It's dedication. You see some of the other quizziners bring out a large chopping block. The iron dwarves kick out your legs until your head is pressed up against the chopping block. You see quizzidor, Fadar, approaches, grabs your chin and forces a vile of clear liquid into your mouth. Don't shave me, whatever you do, don't shave me. Drink this. I have a week job.

Fine. You drink the vile. Hard one, this is essentially a zone of truth serum. You can withhold information, but you cannot lie. An inquisitor, Fador, might not like it if you withhold information, so you'd have to be pretty clever to pull it off. You see inquisitor. I have nothing to hide. Ask me anything. Scott. Is that true? I don't think that's true. Let's find out. You see, Inquisitor Fader pulls out a large knife and a wet stone and begins sharpening it. He moves it with an expert's grace. And then you see one of the iron dwarves grabs your beard

and pulls it all the way out across the shopping block. Hey everyone, okay. Just relax. Hey, as long as you tell the truth, the whole truth and you did nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about and we don't have to give you a little haircut. Whatever, I fear nothing. Ah, courtroom. I have no fear in my heart at all and I whisper. Darn it. What do we do? I don't want to see the hot one without his fear. I'm the one you can't lie. You clearly have fear. I have a lot of fear.

Yes, I know you have fear. Yaris love. What if he looks shlubby without the beard? Oh God, what if he have but duchin? I can't lie. Darnel and Yarsloff's opinion means the world to me. If I tried to cast shield of faith on his beard, go ahead. Okay, I do that. Can I cast entangle on his beard? To make it like stronger. Both my beard. Both my beard.

We're buffing the beard. Guys, go ahead and give me deception checks. Oh, boy. Deception. Okay. Okay. 11. 17.

It's not that good in a room full of people, y'all. You guys see you go to cast spells immediately. Fucking iron drawers are on top of you. Coldain goes, put them in shackles, bring them off to sky cells. We're just trying to bump the beard. You guys get dragged off. Hard one, be safe. Uh, I'll be...

Hard one, honestly, I'm not only gonna have a truth potion right now, but I think you would still look good without a beard. Thanks, Mochana. I know in my heart and soul that I would not. Yeah, just spilling your guts. I know in my heart and soul that I would not. So Bevin Moonshine are fucking dragged off. You don't see where they go. Bound or also just starts flipping people off. Hey fuck, you let go my goddamn son man!

And Bound or gets dragged off with you guys. And you see, in Quizzidore Fade or looks at you hard one and goes, I had the one's share foot. Did you have anything to do with the attempt? And you see in Quistar Fadeor, looks at you hard one and goes, hard one's sure foot. Did you have anything to do with the attempt on Jim Abran's beard's life? Oh, that's an easy one. No, no, I didn't.

I had nothing to do with it. Zero, nothing. Very good. Are we done here? Because your axe is dangerously close to my beard. And I believe you probably have other people to question at this point. You see, he just abs and mindedly cuts off one little hair.

Easy does it. Easy does it. That was. No, split ends at all. You must condition your beard. Do you use beard oil? Ah! Ah!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm sure, dude. Please tell me, name of beard oil. I must know. I must know. Later, Garnel. Later, Yars Flops.

You're getting closer. And you see, he continues. He goes, if you did not have anything to do with it, did you see, he continues, he goes, if you did not have anything to do with it, did you see who did? Who is Faceless Dwarf? I don't know, it was a Faceless Dwarf. I fucking killed the guy.

I killed the dude. Hmm. Are you radioing your friends? He goes, okay. Are you radioing your friends? He goes okay hard one sure foot is innocent I don't trust this one bit of this crime oh I Oh, I jerked my head away from the block because I shouldn't be shaved at this point. They pull it back over.

Hard one, Sherfitz. What were you doing out on the balcony with Gerard Codain's petroath, Jim Abron's beard? I was having a chat with her that I think is my business and no one else's. So you have a tiny braid at the end of your long beard, they chop off the little part. Okay, okay.

Holding information, very bad. So we were, we had a relationship. Okay, no surprise there. Just put a lot of tests to it. That's the relationship. We had an old relationship and we were looking for closure. It was simple, she's getting married. We had an old relationship and we were looking for closure. It was simple. She's getting married.

I'm okay with that. It's on some level, not surface level. Cuts more of your beard off. God damn you, man. No. Tell me. She's like, God it. I will shave you clean.

You will look like a baby. I will look like a baby, I have chubby cheeks. Ha ha ha. You're just love, I cannot watch. You must, out of respect for the hot ones. Oh, right now, you still look like Thor in some of the movies. Ha ha ha ha. If I keep going, you're not going to look like Thor anymore. Okay, okay, I really don't want to look like the dude in the men in black movie.

That ain't me. What way of doing out there with Gemma Bronzebeard? I was trying to get some, okay. Is that illegal here? Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Is that illegal here? Is it? Oh, he's a illegal game ghost. Just like that.

Is it illegal to make out with the Princess Betroth? Yes. The illegal. Yes. Morally wrong for sure. You have it in the rule book? You have cut hold the rule book? You have cut hold in my son.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Take him away. Wait. You guys. That's great. Take me away. Just don't shake me. They don't shave you anymore. You just... Huge.

Huge. thank goodness. Hard one, you are, you are dragged through a tunnel, beneath the keep, then led inside a cavern. Who's dragging me? Who is dragging me? Two iron dwarves. They seem very strong. Not Donald and Yorgas love.

No, not the two characters that's Not Donald and George's love. No. Not the two characters that had caused all the trouble. No. The Iron Dores are good. I see if I prist are a hell of a fiction. Do not try anything. If he didn't, a key inside the tea bag. They killed our noses.

No. I never learned about your backstory, Darnell. Darnell! Okay, if I could go home to the bed, we shared without Darnell. You're gonna get slow, man. Darnell, go ahead and make a deck saving, Darnell. Darnell, one of the iron dwarves just abs in mind, you'll need guys to cut your head off. Go ahead and make a deck saving throw to Toronto. Toronto, Toronto away. One of the iron dwarves just abs in mind and he leaves eyes to cut your head off.

Oh no, that's a five. I throw myself in the way for my lover. Darnel is killed. Darnel is killed. I fight for my lover. I fight for my lover. At least I went to my grave seeing the hoptus man in all of Bahumia. I pulled out my pants and I flexed my butt cheeks for Darnel. More than is that you!

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Hard one, you are brought to one of the Frostwind Sky Cells. These are natural prisons up high in the mountains overlooking the city, open air, and exposed to the brutal elements. You are thrown in a cell, and you see that Beverly and Moonshine and Boundor are already here. And it looks like they kicked the shit out of Boundor. He was like, he was talking way too much shit. He's still drunk.

You see, he's got shackles on his wrists and his ankles, and he's still talking shit as he's kind of passed out. Go on, hit me again, I dare you. I dare you, damn, that's telling you shit, man. So guys, I don't worry, I think I held up pretty well in there. What'd you say? Yeah, what'd you say? So I confess to trying to hook up with Gemma,

which I think angered some folks. Not great. No. Know that iron dwarf, Darnel? Yeah. Darnel, he seemed great. Super deep. I feel like we had a lot to learn about him.

He's dead. No! Yeah, he's... But how did Yaris love make out? Yaris love, I think, took it pretty bad. I think Yaris love is still alive, though they tried to die at the hand of the eye and dwarf. Honestly, I was pretty focused on my own shit.

I didn't know if you guys noticed, but my beard is three inches shorter than it was before. So I've had the worst day of all. I cut a little bit of my hair to make beard extensions. Oh, I take it and I put it on for eyelash extensions. Thank you so much, Beverly, this is gorgeous. Oh, well, I mean, it looks good. So, can't argue with it. No, I'll put it back on.

Papa comes forward and he offers a little bit of his hair. Me. We all give a little bit of our hair. Yeah, I take a D. You are, you, Papa, you honor me. Me. Papa also has cute little possum shackles. Me. Aww. Oh. Me, me, Me. Me. That's my strong baby. Get stronger. So you see as hard one is dropped off, the one of the inquisitors that came along

with like the iron dwarves goes, you will be questioned about conspiracy to dishonor how it's called day and tomorrow morning. And don't even think about jumping out. There are noles down there. They're just waiting down there with mouths open. Itch you up, you hot one. Itch you up, like big piece of meat. I have a big piece of meat.

Thank you for saying that. Yeah, you are. All right. All right. Well, I feel you for saying that. Yeah, you are. All right. All right. I feel like I should leave. We could cut this with like a knife. I think so. I'm still, yeah, I'm still pretty horny from earlier, I think.

Yeah. That energy is flowing through me. Right. Just can't get a handle on these dwarves. Well, I love all of you. I love you, too. Yeah, I love you, too. I'll see you in the morning. You are totally. Will you tell both my fiancee's at M in prison? One works in a gym shop. The other one was the bouncer at the party.

Seems like two very different people. I don't have a time. Leave me alone. Hey. Would you mind delivering this note to me? I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Seems like two very different people. I don't have a time. Leave me alone. Hey, would you mind delivering this note to a Prince Cyril?

And I just wrote a piece of parchment that just says, hey, on it. Ha ha ha ha. He looks at it. Well, man, you want to come out that hard? Or? Ha ha ha. Do you think I should, I think like a dot, dot, dot after the, hey, might seem a little as desperate, man.

Okay, all right, maybe like an emoji, maybe like a winky face or something? Winky, that's more desperate. Winky face, man. All right, all right, all right. What about like a tongue out, like, I don't know, maybe this will get the color of the image. Oh, it's strong, your strong would be nice.

Oh, dude. Go for the sunglasses. Go for the sunglasses. Like, hey's strong, your strong would be nice. Go for the song glasses. Go for the song glasses. That's classic. Hey, man, imprisoned right now. What? Oh, yeah, that's not it. Oh, that's cute.

That's good, right? What about the one that's like this? Yeah. Cool. I had a question, Mario. Yeah, great. I said that. Right on.

Hey. You got to workshop, did you? You guys take care of yourselves, OK? Don't die. Stay next to a trash can that is on fire. You won't live. Okay. Leaves. Fuck you. Alright. Okay. Let me get the lay of this land of this pretty. We got any kind of window in here. Yes. It is completely open. I would like to peek out and look at the nose below. is completely open. I would like to peek out and look at the nose below. You cannot see the nose below.

You are hundreds of feet in the air. So you guys are bound at your wrists and at your ankles. OK. I just try to pick the lock, I guess. OK. Go ahead and make an athletics check or an aerobics check. Or an acrobatics check. OK.

Then I'm going to rage to make an athletics check with a big shift. Ooh. Oh. Do I want? chromatics check. Okay, then I'm gonna rage to make an athletics check with advantage check. Oh! 21. Yeah. 21. Moonshine, you do, you see as you start to pull it apart,

it starts to shock you. And this is definitely built for adventures, not as strong as you guys. Moonshine, you take nine lightning damage as you pull it apart, but you do successfully break free of the shackles. Yeah. Yeah, bitch. So.

I am down to 69 hit points. Oh! So maybe it's for the best. Hornie episode energy, I love it. Wow. Wow Well hard one could you break out of your shackles, too? Yeah, no problem, dude. Watch this That's a net one That was

That's right that that happened Hard one you take nine damage and the lightning singe is a little bit more of your beard No Can I try to can I try to break his shackles for him? Yeah? I'll give one more really strong try. That's a 27. No lightning damage, just full on break, moonshine. There we go, I did it that time. Yeah, you did, how about yourself?

High five, moonshine. High five. All by myself. I would like to use Papa's piss to slip out of my handcuffs. Disgusting. Sure. Go ahead and roll with advantage. Papa gives you a help action. Thank you Papa. Ooh, 17. What do I add to that? Athletics or acrobatics? Oh, great. So that's going to be a 21. Oh

sweet. Okay. You just take six damage but you burst the shackles. So now all three of your hands are free. I'm gonna say you guys are able to work together and get the rest off. You get bowlers off. You get pop-os off. Very delicately because you don't want them to get shocked. And you guys all have your hands and your feet free, but you are stuck up in this sky cell. You went to Great lengths to describe this house, stony, this building was. I would like to cast Stone Shape on the wall

and make a fucking door. Yeah, Munchine. You cast Stone Shape on the door and you start to poke your head out. And you see that out in the hallway, there is a bit of a commotion. You see some of the guards are talking. And you over here, one of them goes, and the quizzeter said, they needed to question everyone.

Bronzebeard said he was gonna go grab people from his house and then he just took off. They're trying to catch up to him now, by the bunch, Bronzebeard took a bunch of their boats and just took off. They're trying to catch up to him now by the bunch. They, the bronze beards took a bunch of their boats and just took off into the sea. And you guys know in the prime timeline in the actual podcast that Wilhelm Bronzebeard was behind the murder of his daughter! So in this one, when the inquisitors tried to bring him in for questioning, he seems to have, you over here from the guards, he seems to have fled on his warships. I would like to grab all of our old handcuffs, or at least the handcuffs that we didn't

break. See if we can slap them on these guards. Sweet, cool. Go ahead and give me a stale checks. Cool. OK, pass without trace. Right on. Yeah.

Thank you for that. That's going to be a 19. Woo, wee! 28. 26. Sweet, you guys successfully sneak up to them. I'm not even going to make you do an attack roll. You guys run up behind them, slap the shackles on them.

They go, oh no, why? Where did you come from? I say, fuck you. I hate you. Eat a salad. Oh! Dude, I am so sorry. He would not have been that.

I have never been more dishonored. My good friend, Darnell, just died. Yeah. Look, we are just trying to escape. We never ever meant to say something so hurtful. Is that too much? Yeah, dude. That was too far.

So sorry. I mean, we were maybe gonna kill you tomorrow, but why'd you have to go and be mean with words, man? I guess you answered your own question a little bit. You were gonna kill us. We gotta go by. I push him over. You push him over. I'm so sorry about your loss. You guys begin running down the hallway and as you guys are running, you guys see rounding a corner is King Col dain

with Cyrus Col dain and like a few guards. He does not have that many people with him, he is like running. And as you guys, like round a corner and they see you, they put a corner, and they see you, they put on the brakes and they go, wait, how'd you get that off sale? We're innocent, we were cleared, the inquisitor said so.

What? Yeah, I just got a beard trim and they let us go. Yeah. That's not how this works at all. Okay, whatever, fuck it, that was about to come get you. Look, you have airship, right? Hell yeah, yeah. Fastest airship in the galaxy in the world.

With the best goddamn sound system you ever heard. Okay. We do not know how to fly airship. You are only one who can catch Wilhelm Brunspierd. You bring him back here and maybe we forget about what happens. Hey, if you're asking me to fly an airship and fuck up that my girlfriend's father, yeah, I will. Okay, but you have to promise me. You'll never talk about the fact that you made that with Gem out there. Okay, and this will be the last time, but it was super hot.

Okay. I'm serious. It was absolutely epic. We were both covered in possum piss. All right. I mean, you see he lends you some troops. He lends you a few guards to come along and help like man your ship. Yards, Bob.

Are you ready to fight? I am ready. I have never been more ready. I watched my lover die in my arms. I want to test blood. I give Yards Glob a hand. I give Yards Glob a hand. Yarros Glob goes into a level 17 range.

Of course, you could forget about the legendary hero, Yarl's Guard. But you do see, before you go, he goes, and bronze beard has embarrassed me, OK? This needs to be victory for House Coltain. So you will take my son Cyrus along with you and he will make the arrest and he goes dad I don't want to go it's a fucking boring man though it's not fucking boring you're going in an airship you're going to catch a

traitor how is that the boring Cyrus you read weird little picture comics all day why don't you do the thing that's in the comics? You little fucking weirdo. Nah, I don't quite do, man. I just want to read about it. Hey, what's your name, man? Hey, I'm Beverly, what's up? Oh, hey.

What's up? You don't do stuff, do you? I like to just hang out, man. All right, this is sweet, but we have to go. I scoop that, dude. I scoop. You scoop, Cyrus. You see, Balnor is still drunk, going behind, like,

staggering behind you, and King Cyrus, Golden Grabs, Balnor goes, oh, in just in case you don't come back, I'll kill your dad. I keep him here. OK. Just to be fair, that's fine. You have back, I'll kill your dad. I keep him here. Just to be fair, that's fine. You and my son, I have your dad. This is fair. Fuck you, I love you, they're at.

Those are the sacred words. Okay, Balnor, are you good with this? Try to kill me, you piece of shit. I just started beating the shit out of Balnor. It'd be harder, I on not knocked out yet. I think at this point, it is better if Boundal North stays behind. So you guys join a fighting force of Koldane's troops

as you rush out under your airship and take off into the sky. And within a few hours, you are able to catch up to two fleeing bronze beard battleships. The sales are this burnt orange with yellow helms and beards, the banner of the bronze beard house, and you are able to pull up right above them. How would you guys like to proceed? Actually, you know what? Let's just go ahead and roll initiative.

Yeah. Well, before we roll initiative, I semi ad again to dea fungal form. We got to do it. That's 14. 11. 15. So I guess like while we're in the airship catching up I'm like showing Cyrus like my graphic scroll collection.

Oh this is hey man do you want to just like let everybody die? I mean, you just like read the books or whatever. You know, like, you're cute, but it's kind of suck. What? Yeah, babe, I think you gave it the best shot you could. I was like, I was really ready to make this work. I was gonna cheat on my boyfriend for you, but like, I am.

You suck. I honestly think you, but like... I am. You suck. I honestly think you're the testable man. I love the tension between these guys. What do you think, Mochain? I think it's gonna make something special. Oh, yeah. So you guys, so I'll say right at the beginning of the fight, you see a bunch of coldanes, troops, hop down on one of the ships and start going at the

Bronzebeard Knights, so we won't have to do the mechanics of like a million dudes. But Bev, you are first. Okay. You see Will Helm Bronzebeard out on the deck, sees the airship pull up and goes, oh, hard watch your foot, trying to disarm my family again, aren't you? Huh? Will you kill my daughter. I put my speaking stone in a solo cup

and I start playing two princes on the spin doctors. Ha ha ha. You see Bev down on the ship with Wilhelm Bronzebeard. There are about three nights that are Like kind of gathered around him protecting him and then you see that there are some dudes with crossbows On the other ship that are kind of getting ready to shoot up at the airship. How far away are the crossbows? For me the crossbows. I'll say you guys are like probably 80 feet in the air right now. Okay, So I want to just jump off the ship.

Hell yeah. Wait until I'm within Misty Step Range and then just gut right through a crossbow. I fucking love it. Yeah. Go ahead and make an attack roll with advantage as you attack from above. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Ha, ha, ha, ha, yes. That's a net 20.

Calu, Calais. Calu, Calais. As I fall, I scream Cyrus sucks. I love early. I fall, I scream, Cyrus sucks, I love Ireland! One, two, Prince is here, B for you. And these are crossbow guys, I don't know if I want to waste a smite on them yet, so I'll just go ahead and do a normal attack, I guess. Okay. Cool. All right.

That's going to be 2d8s, give me a second. All right. Ooh, that was a 2d. That was a 2d. 21 damage. Sweet. You mess one up quite a bit. I'll take a second attack on him.

Right on. Where are they positioned on the ship? Are they up in the rigging? Or are they just like on the deck? They're like down on the deck, just over the side. They saw you guys coming up from the airship and they're trying to shoot at you. Dope.

All right, one more attack. If you don't mind, the airship and they're trying to shoot at you. Nope. One more attack. If you don't mind. Uh-oh. That's a 13. That does not hit. Still think about Arlin. So I'm on this ship now. And I guess I just like waved everyone else. I give Beva weird thumbs up. That is Wilhelm Bronzebeard's turn. You see on Wilhelm Bronzebeard's turn, he goes, hard one, sure foot, you coward attacking us from the air, huh? You see, he runs back into a corner and casts Wall of Stone

and just like corners himself and... Fight me here, bro. Oh. Fight me here. God, you're brave. Hard one that is your turn. Can I get into the stone thing? You can try to, yeah, you can like try to move the airship and like jump in from above. Cool. Yeah, I'm gonna, I am gonna do that, but I'm going to say, I always knew you were a prick, but I didn't say anything because I had too much respect for your daughter, but clearly, you don't have the same respect

for your daughter that I do. So now I can say it, you are a barbarous little asshole. Oh! I'm gonna fuck you up, you old piece of shit. Ha! Uh, and now I'm gonna jump into that stone thing and really hope that I'd do it. Ha! Ha!

We got to remember to do these speeches after we roll. Yes, true. Uh, that's a night. Is it an attack roll? Yes. 19. That hits. Yeah!

Woo! You essentially, he like cornered himself in the side of the ship. You are essentially stuck in a chimney with him. Ha, ha, ha! Oh, get the fuck out of here, man! I'm the one that loves her, baby. Can't you see? I ain't got no future or family tree.

Oh, 14 damage. Amazing. To my future father-in-law. Ha, ha, ha. Are the two princes Gerard and Cyrus? Gerard and me. He's trying to track the logic here. Yeah. Okay, and then I took a second attack. It was a 15 to hit.

15 does not hit. Then I'm going to use a luck point, because I really hate this guy. Mm. That is a 20 not not. Please hold your applause. I'll take one woo. I appreciate it. I'll take one woo. I

appreciated that. 12 damage. Sweet. You swing into your future father-in-law. And you know what? I think I'll also use this time to take a second win because that poison got me a little fucked up. Yeah. Um, Munchan, that is your turn. You see, one hurt, dude, with a crossbow, four healthy crossbowmen, three nights that are banging on the wall. This was ill-advised, sir.

It's open air and they're attacking from the front. They're attacking from above. What were you thinking, truly? What were you thinking? Um? What were you thinking? That's your turn. I would like to jump onto the ship and then gust of wind the crossbow guys off the edge. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Are you doing anything to soften your fall? You can just take damage. I'm just taking damage. Oh, yo. Do you want to go to a rage or anything to have it? Yeah, I got a bonus action.

I can do that. OK. Moonshan, you go to a rage and you just take 10 damage. You wrote your ankle pretty fiercely, but you can power through. And then they got a pop-up also, Rosa's ankle. Reeeeee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- Oh my god. Come on out. I'm so excited about the baby. Oh no. Cancel the podcast. Oh my god. Really? He's stubbed a toe.

I take an opportunity to attack to heal him. So 60 feet long and 10 feet wide. Blacks for me, a direction that I choose. I'm pointing at the crossbow guys. So even if they don't get blown off, then they will get disadvantaged. Teacher, teacher, do I have to make a roll since I'm with the crossbow guys? Yes.

Oh, no, no. You can name it away. OK, great. OK, they make what kind of saving throws? Strength save. OK. Yeah. I made a look because I did a bad job rolling.

One of them saves. And the other get blown 15 feet for me. Okay. I will roll to see which direction we... Okay. You see a full two, our... A full two, our... Crouted.

Our blown off of the ship, and the other two are blown back. Okay, is the one that was already injured blown back? No, he's still just hurt. Okay, I spore him. Yeah, for 12. He is dead. Woo! Wow. Wow. There are two crossbowmen left.

That is the three night's turns who are trying to get to Wilhelm Bronzebeard. I wish that was still wall is working. They're going to try to climb around the outside to get to him. I'll have them do athletics checks. If they fail, they're going to fall into the water. One of the girls in at 20. He does a really good job.

Wow, it's crowded in here, hey guys. Help me kill this coward. Fuck off, man, that's my uncle. Your uncle sucks. Two of them, two of them make it. One of them falls into the water. That's such a funny thing to say to someone. Hey man, your uncle fucking sucks.

Hey, your uncle's bad man. Look, your uncle. I don't know anything about you, but your uncle, that guy's bad. Two of them make it to you. One of them misses on two attacks and one of them hits on two attacks. That is 12 damage on the first hit and 10 damage on the second hit. And then on initiative 8, hard one. You hear a familiar voice go. I see a stupid ship flying through the air. What did you learn how to fly that by reading? You freaking nerd? Fuck you, Ross.

I don't know how to read. Yeah, dude. Good thing you're in fun. You're like, I don't know how to read. Yeah, right, man. I used to see you. Sometimes you would go to class, idiot, huh? Yeah.

Sometimes I thought it was cool, but then you told me that it wasn't. And I know it's not now. You piece of shit. He's going to go and try to climb the wall. How many successfully does and he gets over to you and he climbs down and he goes, oh, we're in a chimney together, you fucking idiot. And he hits once

with his spear for 14 damage. So it's Wilhelm just like done the cowardly Santa maneuver here. Yeah. That is Cyrus Coldans turn. You see he goes, all right, I'm going to help everyone. And he jumps off the ship from 80 feet in the air. I mean, I know I rejected you pretty hard, but come on.

You see, he instantly crashes onto the deck and is knocked out. Okay. And you, you guys know if he dies, they're going to kill Boundork. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh. Okay. Oh.

That is the crossbow minster. They are going to take a couple shots at Moon Shine. Jesus, we haven't heard of that on one of these shows yet. They all miss. Woo. That is back around to Beverly. Okay. Is Cyrus on our boat or on the boat that I'm on? He's on the boat with hard Beverly. Okay, is Cyrus on our boat or on the boat?

He's on the boat with hard one. Okay, so you can hop across. They're like close to each other. Great. I think I want to try and like take out these crossbowmen first though. Okay. There's two left.

Yes. Great, I'll just take a swing at the more injured one if there is one. Okay. Ooh, does a 11 hit. It does not. Ooh, does 11 hit. It does not. That's unfortunate to know. I will roll again.

Oh, there we go. Does a 11, 21 hit. Yes. Awesome. Then I will roll. You know what? Yeah, I'll go and do a first level smite. Why not?

Sweet. Yeah, yeah, get it. Yeah. All right. I hold up my sword aloft. And I say, daddy, get it. I hold up my sword aloft and I say, Daddy, Palore, save my friends, cast your judgment on these small blue men. Calu-calais, man. Calu-calais! Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, it feels so good.

17 damage. Sweet, you fully finish off another one of the crossbow men. Nice. That is Wilhelm Bronzebeard's turn. On his turn, he goes, goward. I refuse to dishonor my family by face, he merges into the stone and hides in the wall.

You, you, God, I've met so much. You're so brief, dad. I've met some cowards in my, you're a pebble pot-level graven. Ha! Ha! Hard one, that is your turn. Who am I in there with now? Just Rust and two nights. Cool. I am, I'm gonna attack Rust. Oh dude, what are you gonna, you're gonna swing your

axe or something? You know what man? I've met a brilliant possum lawyer on my journeys. And I've realized that reading is cool. He's the most learned person I've ever met. And knowledge is power, but also so is my axe. I'm gonna swing my axe at rust. 20 to hit, not now, just one woo please. A super hit. 17 damage. Woo! You slash right into rust. Super hits. 17 damage.

You slash right into rust, and I will slash into them again, hopefully. 17. 17 hits. Yes. I don't like to wear armor. Oh, you know what? I don't know why I ever wanted your approval. You're a fucking loser, man.

What? 15 damage. Oh, man. What? 15 damage. Oh, man. Reading is cool. The emotional thing hurt more. Do you think, do you think if, do you think of High Learned How to Read that we can be friends? Don't let the crowds seduce you, initial and pady hardwell.

You know what, Rust? Don't let the crowds seduce you, initial and pity hardwell. You know what, Rust? There's not a thing you could do in the world that would make me happy. That is Moonside Cern. Okay. We have the jam of Ulfcar, right? Yes, but you know you can't do it without the King's hammer. That's the whole reason he came to Frostwin.

I know, but the bronze beards want that gem, right? I mean, they would want Ulfgar, certainly, yeah. Okay, then here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hold up the gem of Ulfgar and say, isn't this what you fuckers want? And then I wanna jump into the water and then try to stealth misty step back up. So they think I'm in the water.

And they dive into the water after me. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm gonna do here. Come and close. I don't think the bronze beards actually know that, um,

oh, of course, in a gem. But Rust is very stupid. So I'm gonna ask you to give a persuasion check with advantage against Rust's intelligence. Oh, boy. Now, I would like you to roll in front of the stage. It's the big die. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll go with the first one. Hell yeah. Hard one, you see Rust. Turns it looks at all of the other guys just go, what the fuck is she talking about? And Rust goes, oh, I'm going to get that pretty rock for my dad! And he jumps into the water and immediately starts falling behind.

Hard one, I'm getting tired, hell! It's your uncle, by the way. What? Not your dad, but... Hell, hard one, I can't swim! I'm reaching for you, man. Retard, man! Retard, man!

Retard, man! I'm reaching, really far. We wouldn't hard one have gotten like an opportunity attack on him when he ran away. Hard one, would you like to slash this very stupid man as he jumps into the water? Maybe not. I feel amazing.

I really feel like, yeah, I do want to do it. That's a 23 to hit. Super hits. Cool. It's what I said now. Two prints, 12 damage. Hard one. You cut his back open as he jumps into the water. And you see some sharks.

That's not storming around him. Oh, there's fish with big teeth. That's what you get for teasing me. I feel so conflicted. I never had a real family hard one, but I always felt like in a weird way, you and I were brothers. You see a shark eats him. Ha ha.

Ha ha. Ha ha. And I missed a step back up and spores one of the archers. Have you killed the other one? Did you know that guy? Uh, Beverly Moonshine. I'm going to need you uh, take me to therapy. Anytime, brother.

And how? That is Cyrus Colt Danes' turn. I'm gonna roll a death saving throw. I'll roll it in front of the state. Uh, add plus four. Oh, okay. Oh, wait, no. Is he- No, he's-

Oh, shit. Dead in the middle of the other shit He had he he was wearing a huge backpack into battle And just lame hen tie just falls everywhere. Oh Cyrus Oh dear Fine I'll save him next turn there we go Fine, I'll save him next turn. There we go. That's a 16.

Woo! Woo! Woo! Ha! Ha! There's no hint I in heaven. Ha! Ha!

Ha! That's back around to Bev's turn. Okay. Um, fine. I'll jump from the other boat to Cyrus's boat and I'll stabilize him with touch hands. Sweet. Okay. What are you gonna say to him? I wake him up and I'll stabilize him with touch hands. Sweet. Okay. What are you gonna say to him?

I wake him up and I say, you gotta be better, man. Beverly, my love, you and I. Okay. We've run the way. You know what? I mean, Beverly, I found the best way to get him off your tails, just get engaged.

That's my bad. Beverly, will you marry me? I accept. Jesus Christ, how many weddings are we going to go to in Frostwood? Hard one that is your turn. There are two of these night guys that are up in your business. Okay, it's my non-deuture father-in-law anywhere to be seen. He's hiding in a stone wall right now. Okay, I piss on the wall really quick and then I'll attack the other nights that are in there. Sweet. That is a net 20!

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Woo. Does it look good? It looks good, baby. Do I have a look? You definitely have at least one left. One left, you have one left, I believe. All right, there you go. 26 damage.

Sorry, no, sorry, 26 to hit. Right. 10 damage. Sweet, you killed another dude. Yeah. Sick. And I pissed on the wall a little bit more. That is Moonshine Stern.

All right, I guess I'm just going to go up and just spell magic on the meld and to stone spell. Nice. Let me see what level spell that is the meld and to stone spell. Nice. Let me see what level spell that is. It's a third level spell, so to spell magic just to spell it. Mooshine. You get to the, you hop over to the other ship, you hold your hand up, you just spell the wall. You see Wilhelm Bronzebeard falls down.

No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, everyone relax. I support him. Ha, ha, ha. He's already quite hurt from a hard one beating on him. I start playing that song. How you gonna be so rude? Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, a drag, a hard one.

Don't you know I'm human too. Oh, well. Sound on this ship is pretty good. It really is. The dragon hard one. Don't you know I'm human too. Sound on this ship is pretty good. It really is. Yeah, that's it. The solar cup bumps. It's made of bronze. You see, that is the last remaining night's turn.

It's just, you see a bunch of, you see the Cold Day nights have like taken over the other ship. They've kind of beaten their bronze beard counterparts. The fight is going your way at this point. And there's really the only fighting force left. It's this one night, Wilhelm bronze beard. And as this night goes to swaying, Wilhelm goes, whoa wait, okay. Look. Hard one one I know we have our differences,

but I think we both love Jema and I've got to marry that girl. Marriott anyway. We both love Jema and I think you'd make a fantastic son and I want to swing my axe to them so badly. That is, Ben, would you like to do anything? I would like to go up to Wilhelm Bronzebeard and say, how about a double wedding? We shall allie the houses of toe gold and cold-aim. And then to my heart, I'm like,

Erlin, I'm sorry, but politics is politics. You see Wilhelm Bronzebeard goes, all right, that sounds great. I love to walk my daughter down the aisle. He casts hold person on hard one. Hard one, go ahead and give me a wisdom saving throw. Are we out of combat? No, he was just lying, he's a bad guy.

Oh, okay. Don't worry guys, I'm super smart. No, that's good. Do I add any Beverly's little thingy to me? Yes, you're right up. I hear it now. He's right up in the business. Do I just add for or roll a four?

You add for. Oh, sick, 19. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You, he's just like a fucking liar. He goes to cast Hold Person on you and kick you into the water to drown you.

And he thinks he got you. He thinks he got you with the hold person spell and he goes to kick you off the ship. What do you do, hard one? I grab his foot and I try to fling him off the ship. Oh! Oh! I cast conjure animals to bring the sharks back.

Ha! Ha! Go ahead and make it a sacral. That's another Nets 20, but... Whoa! Hard one in moonshine. Please finish him. You know what, man? I'm conducting the sharks like an orchestra.

I appreciate you pretending to give me your permission to marry your daughter, but... I'm going the sharks like an orchestra. I appreciate you pretending to give me your permission to marry your daughter but I don't need it because we're not getting married we're just gonna keep on making out a bunch and see where it goes. I grab this boot and I throw him over to Yark's love. Yark's love! Do whatever you want with this motherfucker. He killed Darnel! Finally, I shall have my flash on the death I deserve. And he grabs the king and then they power-bomb and to a sharp smile. Yark's love, no! I'm coming for you, Darnel! I'm coming for you! Now

I'm coming for you You're a love come join me in the forge It's so good beautiful. He's either frost wind dwarves had been like taking down The umbron speared flags and putting up called aine ones and they start flying them at half past Fuck them. I love them. May they both eat rats and mordants forage. She's getting, as Yars love has a look of bliss as the shark slowly swallows him. Yars love.

I take a photo with my speaking stumps. Ha ha ha. She's eating his sharks brutally eat with Yarl's bed? Yarl's love. Yarl's love. Yarl's love. I'm sorry I forgot very important character, Yarl's love. The sharks fully eat Yarl's love.

And bite, Wilhelm Bronzebeard at the neck and his head pops off and rolls onto the ship. And you see Cyrus Col dain runs over and grabs the head and goes, for the glory of Frostwind, it is I, Cyrus Col dain champion. I do a really polite golf club for him. Yeah, you see a bunch of the other guys go, yeah man, good fucking job. Yeah, Beverly, a bunch of the other guys go, yeah, man, good fucking job. That really, that's your fiance.

Don't worry, it never really goes to a wedding from my experience. That's true. I missed you step to the other ship. Sweet, so you guys take these bronze beard ships, you take your airship, you have the head of Wilhelm Bronzebeard proving that you got your revenge, that justice was served. Everyone thinks Cyril Coltaine did it.

He comes back and they're just like cheers throughout. Cyril Coltaine, greatest warrior, no the world, you couldn't do it, could you big summer dwarf? Ha ha ha, Yuck it up. Yuck it up. One of my beard grows back, you're done. Ha ha ha. And you guys meet with King Colden who partens you

and ultimately decides not to have any marriage happen between the houses of bronze beard and Colden. So Gemma is single again. Oh! So you see Gemma walks up to you after the king declares you innocent and she goes, so I guess we're kind of free to get in like a super serious thing now. Yeah, that can be extreme. Do you remember when we were kids and we would talk about how you know when we were grown-ups

We would open up a tavern in iron deep. We could like do that now. Yeah, no taverns on awesome Maybe like super far in the future obviously Because we both have he shouldn't super far or not super far But just in the future in general will open the taernet. Hey, I'm saying yes. I'm saying yes, tavern. We're gonna do that. But just both of us have our own shit that we wanna do, obviously.

You came to Frostwin the night before my wedding. What do you wanna do? Hey, look, my friend Beverly is getting married this weekend, I think. Moonshine is having a Sunday. Why don't we just... Hey. Yeah, this is think. Moonshine is having a Sunday. Why don't we just... Yes. Yeah, this is my friend Moonshine.

I'm sure Simu-chan. Hey. What's your deal? You cast any spells, girl. No, not really. Interesting. Ha-ha. You know what?

You know what? I came so close to losing you, Gemma. I want to say fuck you. I love you. Eater rat. Gemma embraces you and you kiss. And you see King Col dain comes forward and he goes, there will be no marriage between bronze beard and Col dame

But there will be marriage between Col dame and total The priest let's make this official everyone I'm gonna marry that boy Anyway, Sheeral Goldane, do you think Beverly told the fifth to be your lovely wedding husband? I'm so sorry Beverly. It usually doesn't get to this day. What's going on? I think they'll decide. Beverly, don't go to fifth. Do you take Seeral Goldane to be your lovely wedding husband? I'd probably more of a mint to a wolf. Run, Beth, run.

Beverly turns into a wolf and fucking rushes off. Oh, oh! And that's where we'll end our session. Thank you so much, boss, and you were so great. Thank you, boss. Thank you, Boston!