Not Another D&D Podcast - The Mavrus Chronicles - Ep 1: Hot Boy Summer (w/ Zac Oyama)

Episode Date: August 14, 2020

DMily leads Mavrus and his boys on a beach week adventure gone horribly, horribly wrong! Zac reprises his role as Mavrus the Unskooled, joined by hipster beer cleric Mac Son of Mumford (Murph), emo bard Tred Nevers (Jake), and disc golf archer Hungry Dave (Caldwell). Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!Music / Sound Effects Include:"Seagulls" by inchadney at Freesound.org."Ambience, Seaside Waves" by InspectorJ at Freesound.org."Full Drunken Atmosphere" by Cheeseheadburger at Freesound.org."Sunday Acid Jam" by Georgke at Freesound.org."Monster Beats" by frankum at Freesound.org."Fabric of Fate" by Emily Axford"Techgnomech" by Emily Axford"The Bronze Bastard" by Emily Axford"Crash Landing" by Emily Axford"Carl" by Emily Axford"Salty Peaks" by Emily Axford"Microbrews Cruise" by Emily Axford"Open Mic Night" by Emily Axford"The Forest" by Emily Axford"Court of the Bear Prince" by Emily Axford"Petri's Paddle Sports" by Emily Axford"Gemini" by Emily Axford"Missing" by Emily Axford"The Clam Dunk" by Emily Axford"Qwiksus" by Emily Axford"The Objective" by Emily Axford"Hippophin Chip Tune" by Emily Axford"Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford"The Mist" by Emily AxfordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Not the Bahumia you know, however. Our story today takes place in a younger Bahumia, just a few years prior, before hard-won surefoot ever met moonshine siren or young Beverly ever left glateron. A Bahumia still living in the mystery of three heroes disappeared, and one that narrowly escaped the machinations of Osmodius. A Bahumia, where deposed leaders have left power vacuums and reluctant high elves, are weighing the cost of war. And a Bahumia in which?

The tiefling sorcerer Maveris and his best boys have just arrived for an epic week at the beach. Yes, dude! Woo! That's the forever! Where our story begins at a trashy little beach town on the west coast of Bahumia called Salty Peaks. Salty Peaks is a lively coastal cove with pale pink sands of bright blue bay and a rainbow of candy colored houses cluttering the rocky mountains that overlook it all. The waves are chill, the people are chiller and the vibe is good. Oh yeah. Except that deeper in the ocean beyond the bay, a menacing mist forms with a distant rumble of thunder and a few flashes of lightning.

Sautzi Peaks is also home to the semi-annual Beer Lymphics drink Catalan, a decatalan of drinking games in which teams of five compete to win Alonus's boot. A beer garden drinking boot enchanted with infinite refills that can't be broken no matter how many times you smash it. Hell yeah! That is why Maveris, his three best boys and their notoriously solid bud Carl are here. Well that Ann Carl's aunt has a house here and is letting you stay the week for free, so she's pretty solid too. So before we get started, let's meet the party.

Gosh, how do we even begin to tell the story of Mavras? Yeah, I'll reintroduce. I won't need a reintroduce by something. We're meeting a younger, live-er Mavras. Live-er! Just slightly more live. He's not cramped by the studies of the academy.

He's out with his boys, he's feeling the breeze. I think the biggest difference is that his attire is, I think he's wearing a jimbe, which is like the Japanese like kind of Japanese house, almost like short sleeve and short pants. So you know, like, gui type thing that's like linen and like for the summer. And so he's just, you know, he's feeling great.

He's just ready to chop it up with the boys. I'll go. My character is Mack, son of Mumford. He is a beer domain cleric. It's a subclass of cleric from Cobald Press. Check out Cobald Press. They're the best. I have the message can trip, so I like to sidebar with my boys,

just make sure everybody's cool, everybody's having a chill night, and making sure that everybody enjoys my beer because I am a brewer. I have an ability called Blessed Brew, that lets me enchant beer that gives some boosts to my boys and my other friends. Max, father, Mumford owns a chain of breweries

called Mumford and Children. Oh no. And Mac sort of resents it a little bit and prefers like more experimental micro-brews. He's kind of a hipster. And Mac sort of resents it a little bit and prefers like more experimental micro-brews. He's kind of a hipster. He's a dwarf. That kind of looks like a little lumberjack hipster, like a Williamsburg bartender.

And he's got like a little knit cap but he's got like the big dwarven beard and stuff. And he always keeps like a side keg with a bunch of like brewer supplies. And he's got his blessed brew, which is his like magical beer that he got from his family that everybody likes the most

because it's the most drinkable. And also it's actually magical. But then he likes to experiment with like peanut butter stouts and stuff that are just way too thick Wait, so can I ask you as a keg with him? Are we talking like he's got a little like rider wagon that he's carrying the keg around on? I think it's like I think he's super strong So he just has like a mini like maybe like heineken sized keg one of those mini kegs

It's got a little bit of a mess in your bag keg. Yeah, a mess in your bagkegs. It's got a little mini-keg, but that's not true. Just like a messenger bag keg. Yeah, messenger bag keg, exactly. That's his vibe, but he's got like an Etsy leather bag, vegan leather bag. He's got some mammal pins on your keg. Yeah. But then, yeah, so he's got the blessed brew, but then he's got his experimental brews that he asks his boys to try.

Can't say no. Are your initials on everything you own? Like beautifully stitched. Yeah, yeah. I just like it to feel personal because unlike my parents who own the, you know, what is essentially a chain restaurant, I like for things to be personal.

Please try this dwerger box. It's extremely bread-y. I know it's 100 degrees out, but yeah, I'm feeling this like spike seltzer, honestly. This is like a delight. And I picked them up at the store. That's a great transition, Jake. Would you like to introduce your character?

Tread Nevers is a pop punk, emo acoustic rock bar, coming off a gap year where he meant to go travel and write music. He accidentally spent the entire thing in his mom's basement. He's been working on his album. He's got a hundred songs, but can't release the album because he doesn't know what to call the band, and it is maybe a little bit, I guess, nervous to take that next step.

To clarify by band, he doesn't know what to call the band. Well, there's not really a band. No, of course, yeah. No, there's not, Tread is, Tread's the front man and the only man. Batchboard style. Batchboard style. He showed up for the beach week with his toothbrush in his pocket and an acoustic guitar on his back. He is underpact, underprepared, a little bit underweight, honestly.

And he's wearing board shorts and a choker. It's braided hemp with a guitar pick on the necklace, and he has that on tie-ed every time he wants to play, which is a lot. Why don't you just buy more guitar picks, man? Because this one's special to me. It's just sort of like a whole thing. I can give you one of my scales.

You guys are upsetting Tread. Thanks, Mack. And then finally, of course, we have a huge dragonborn. Would you like to introduce yourself? Yeah, yeah, what's up? I'm Devin Axia's Gilderfang, but my boys... My boys call me Hungry Dave because, well, one time we were getting burgers. And I got two burgers, and then everyone was like,

Yo, check out Hungry Dave over here. Dave doubled up. Hungry Dave, dude, dude. All right, all right, okay. He had fries that night too. Oh my god, and absolutely. Epic meal. Seems like normal to me, but like, I don't know,

the name kind of stuck, so yeah, I'm Hungry Dave. I've got this like beautiful white pukachelle necklace and a robins egg blue chainmail polo and of course I'm never without my trusty performance sandals they're called chakos they have extra to support so they're great for it just like chilling on the beach or if you want to play some disc golf which is kind of my sport of choice I love slinging the discs. I love slinging discs I love getting blitz that's kind of my sport of choice. I love slinging the discs. I love slinging discs, I love getting blitz, that's kind of me, that's kind of Dave's style.

I'm pretty competitive, I'll never say no to a dare and I'll do anything for my boys. Let's go, hot boys on her. Best week of our fucking lives, guys. Okay, I got a question. Are those single straps or multi strap chakas? Oh, a multirap, absolutely. I don't know what nightmare down there.

Yeah, there's so many straps down there, D. Well, my toes are really sharp because they're talons, so I need extra straps because every once in a while, my scales and my talons will just slice right through the straps. So I gotta have like extra straps. I gotta be strapped for sure. I'm coming summer, I'm all strapped. You gotta come strapped to summers, what I'm saying. And then we've heard about the neck wear of bold

hungry Dave and tread. Are Maveris, Mac, are you racqueting any neck wear? Just so we can get the full picture. Yeah, Mac has what is mechanically an item from Explorers Guide to Wild Mount, the Amulet of the Drunkard, but his is like another, it's like an Etsy-style choker that is a tasteful bottle opener. I think all of our necklaces are chokers, like James Puka-Shell's are very tight. I'm, but,

Maverous looks kind of down at the ground and quietly says to, like, his buds, his trusted confidence, like, I'm, but Maveris looks kind of down at the ground and quietly says to, like, his buds, his trusted confidants, like, I, um, I didn't bring a necklace this week. And we're gonna hit, we're gonna hit the boardwalk, dude.

We're gonna get to the boardwalk, we're gonna get you a necklace. Stop, I stopped, dude. I was just hoping a necklace would find me. And, yeah. No. Sometimes the necklace chooses you you know what

maveris maveris i was actually uh... waiting so i was gonna like uh... you know try to make one for all the boys but since all the boys already have necklaces let me just go ahead and give this one to you the first one are you serious right now i do have another leather choker dude. Oh, leather, and made. Yeah.

Is there something wrong with it? It's like my bottle opener. It's got a little bottle opener on it. Yeah. No, yeah. Matt, Matt, can I talk to you really quick? Yeah, hold on. I've got to go over here.

It's just like Matt made you in necklace. Yeah. I feel like you just got to be like, you have to just be grateful, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, because I know I hear that. It's like Mac, it means a lot to Mac that you. Hungry Dave, can I talk to you for a sec? You think that that Maverick doesn't like the necklace? Like, what do you, I think you're just like coming on a little strong with the necklace. Okay, right. You know, it's really cool. It's a really good gesture, but like you got to let

maveris be maveris, you know, right? I'm saying, okay, cool. Um, great. So we're going to cut away from this drama. And where we're actually going to start is we're actually going to start on the morning of your second day. So you know, last night, the four of you and Carl, you arrived, you dropped your stuff off,

you immediately went out, you partied super hard. And now, as the sun creeps into the little seaside cottage of Carl's aunt's beach house, you wake up to some pretty bad hangovers and honestly, only a couple blurry memories from last night. Oh, what happened last night, boys? I had like three cell tours. I mean, geez.

I think we watched all three Matrix movies. Fully? Why? I don't know. And when we got back, I don't even like like most of those movies. I mean, it's got really cool elements throughout. You cannot deny the elements. But I would have thought if we were going to get wasted, we would do cool stuff.

Yeah, that's me too. But that's all I remember. It doesn't make any sense. Like, hungry Dave, you didn't even order late night food. I don't see any sense like hungry Dave you didn't even order late night food like I don't see any rappers As you all debate this and look around for rappers you actually do notice Something is missing Carl

Wait Talk to eat Carl let's do head count head count. Okay, let's we're gonna do a checking with the boys Mac presence Mavericks present Tread here hungry Dave in the house, okay Carl I like I look I'm investigating for Carl Mac instantly starts freaking out Carl dude That can instantly start shfking out Carl dude. Give me an investigation check. Ooh, Dirty 20.

Ooh, shout out to the two. Okay, Dirty 20 is pretty good. I'm gonna say, Tread, you find, you know that Carl is a notorious meal prepper, right? And you find his like meal prepped breakfast on the end. Yo, his Tupperware is untouched guys. What this doesn't make any sense wait his egg cups are still there His egg cups if it was fucking anybody else I would think that they went out to get us breakfast, but Carl Carl would have just tried to feed us Tupperware wait let me see it and I Mavish grabs it and puts it in the microwave and said seating it up

Let me see it and I maverick grabs it and puts it in the microwave and says eating it up Good idea we can track him with the smell we can Yeah, we can track it after I get a couple of things in my stomach just I can't think right now Are you got eating breakfast with Carl missing dude? I can't think right now. You're eating Carl's breakfast, man I got a clean guys guys. I got a come clean. I ate the wrappers That's why there were no wrappers. I ate them. I was so hungry. I'm sorry. I'm really I'm nervous about Carl But hungry Dave that's fucking epic and I love it Epic behavior hungry Dave and that's why you're hungry Dave not because you ate the burgers But because you do shit like the wrapper man when you take a shit do not flush do not flush when you take a shit

Dude Would you take a shit? Do not flush. Do not flush when you take a shit. Okay, God, where's Carl? Dude. Fuck. Or anyone else do any kind of investigation? Yeah, I got a 19. I think since we've already kind of looked for evidence of Carl, I just want to figure out besides the, besides watching all three Matrix movies, if there's any other proof of what we did last night.

Okay. Yeah. if there's any other proof of what we did last night. Okay, yeah, you do find like a beer flight paddle with micro-brews crews burned into it. You find a flyer for an open mic night. Shit, did I perform last night? I feel like we'd remember. Everyone would remember if I did. Actually, tread with your, you feel at your necklace,

and it's like clipped together a little wrong as if it's been used. I untied this last night. I played. Well, you also find like this little a shard of an earthenware mug. You also find like, there's a conch shell that has like some tobacco resin in it.

Oh fuck, do we smoke a shell? Dude, did we get conch last night? Do we do all of this last night? Yeah, in fact, I will tell you, here's what you guys remember doing. You came in, you dropped your shit off, you went immediately out. The only bar slash restaurant in town is called the clam dunk. You guys went there, grabbed some food. You do remember that like Carl is being like he's like finishing up around of Keto, so

he's like doing all this meal prepping, so he did like eat from Tupperware at the restaurant, a little embarrassing. You guys grabbed yardsticks of beer, walked the boardwalk, you went and you submitted your team for the beer limping string pathalon, some CLs told you about like a house party and you got tickets for the micro-brews cruise. And then things get kind of fuzzy. We didn't go on the micro-brews cruise,

that's for later, right? Or did we, did we're the tickets for that night? You bought it for that night. For that night for that night You mean I was just like surrounded by markers, and I don't remember anything guys If you want to try to remember a Mac you can give me an intelligence saving throw To try to remember it because you're so hung over that it's going to be difficult And if you roll poorly enough you might take some psychic damage from your nest

Okay, Mac is going to start just absolutely going ape shit difficult and if you roll poorly enough you might take some psychic damage from your nasty over. Okay, Mack is going to start just absolutely going ape shit licking the like insides of the glasses trying to taste like what kind of micro bruise they were. I prepare some sherbert so we can cleanse his palate. Mavros tries to secretly rip off his leather choker and hide it. And then go. And my necklace is gone too, dude. What? Dude. What?

You mean the deception check, Mavericks? 10. Can I really insight against that? Yeah. I actually only got a nine. I have a good insight, but I rolled a three. Flock, dude. That's crazy.

Thank you, but whoever took Carl took the necklace. I guess that has to be what it is. We find more. We must have great taste. We've got the necklace. I only got a six. Okay, so Mac, you try to remember, you sniff all of the sense that linger on this

like paddle. Let's say he's on a brown hill, I can't even tell. And is my nose going? As you take a little bit of damage from trying to like strain through this headache, you do actually remember one thing. You remember getting off of the microbe ruse cruise. Tread, Maverus, Hungry Dave, they've all gotten off. You're stedying yourself.

You're like a little bit seasick, a little bit drank too many happy ails, and you're getting off. So I guess give me a dexterity check to see how you dismount this boat. Okay. God, I'm really so bad. I'm four.

You fall flat on your face. Actually, you fall in between the pier and the boat Oh Backstab, backstab, backstab Help! Get him, get him I toss out a life raft to him Okay

So you get you grab the life raft you come back up and that's unfortunately all you remember So I am so soggy and covered in algae You have like you have like cuts like horrible scrapes on your sides. Oh, dude. I lived out my shirt and it's just all scraped up. Yo, Mac, is that a, is that a barnacle growing on you, dude? Oh, dude, what? Did Carl get off the boat?

Did I remember Carl getting off the boat? Unfortunately, rolled poorly. That's all you remember. Oh, dude. Can I open up my guitar and see what I tuned it to? Like, because I know that if I... Yeah, okay, yeah. You can do your intelligence save with advantage for that. Dude, was it in drop-tier? Was it standard?

Yo, if it was in drop-d, then I know what I'd play. That is 17. uh, 17. Tread, you squint into the blaring light of day and that transitions into being the light of stage as you approach a microphone. You are at an open mic night. The audience is watching you. What song would you like to sing? I probably played what is tread may never cry.

You guys know that one. It goes dark vision. My heart is a sparse prison. Yeah, dude. You broke the tread. Yeah. Great. You got the support of your friends.

Now give me a performance role to see how well you do. Yeah. Yeah. Great, you got the support of your friends. Now give me a performance role to see how well you do. Oh man, how many days should I roll like, what's triple advantage or something? If you ask that again, I'm gonna give you disadvantage. Oh, okay, okay. That's an eight, I rolled an 18. You're too late. Okay, what is tread may never die,

brings the fucking house down. Everyone at the clam dunk is fucking loving it. In fact, you put the chorus in so many times that by the fourth time it comes around, everyone is singing along. So these infernal desires turn to eternal fires. That's right. But you do see in the very, very back of the clam dunk, Carl talking to a sort of freckled elf

who's in a romper, a little flower crown. She's got a sash that says bestie to the betrothed, clearly part of some sort of bachelor at party, and he's getting her number. Holy shit. And since you rolled a 17, I'll tell you, Mac didn't notice this being a thing fell in between the boat in the back of the year.

Oh, thank you. But you remember that the tour that was getting on the boat after yours was this bachelor at party. OK, this actually might be good news, guys, because I think I saw Carl maybe like, fucking starting to like chat someone up last night. Like, do you think he went home with them? I don't know, like closing Carl,

is that possible? Closing Carl. It's a new chapter of Carl to be sure, but I'm proud for him if so. So like, Maverick is saying this as he's like laying down on the couch and pressing play on the Matrix 3, I do even knew that's like, like, replaying in the background. So like, here's what I'm thinking.

Either we're good or we should go retrace our steps, like go to the, go to the clam dunk and just see if like anyone left a credit card there or My sunglasses are there or your necklace like we should yeah, like even if Carl closed last night We should still go out and retrace our stuff. I guess that's the thing is that's kind of how we know that something's wrong right is that Carl being gone could mean that he just went back with somebody but since the necklace is gone We know that something bad happened. Well, not a ton of bad stuff happened because like I actually did crush at the open mic.

So it was a pretty good night. That's true. Can I remember all the things I ate last night? Okay, so you're thinking about the food that you ate last night? Yeah. Yeah, you're thinking about finishing up the wrapper from the bucket of clams that you guys got to try to settle your stomachs after all the food. The makas just in the sink covered in blood.

Dude, are you eating wrappers? Sometimes the cocktail sauce gets on the wrapper and it's just easier to just eat the wrapper. Easier than what? That's going to be a 10, straight 10. So you remember, you're like finishing up this wrapper like a fucking freak and hacks them to back on to a conch shell.

Everyone's winding down. The Matrix 3 is playing in the background like this. Just like the mech stuff and this is really good. It's like really fun. You decide to go outside, maybe like sling some bees. Kind of like maybe feeling pensive. It's your first night there. You guys have been like partying.

And you actually see Carl walking towards a little pier that it's not like the main commercial pier where you would have picked up the micro-brews-crews. It's like a little pier that rents like sedues and robots, kayaks, paddle boards, stuff like that. Oh yeah, when we were like five-beer steep, we all made a vow that we would do sedues tomorrow. Yeah.

Can I shout out to Carl? Carl! Yo, I just lit this conk, man! Yo, come on, man, get conked! Carl gives a thumbs up and just keeps walking. Fine, man, more conk for me. Do it every while, bud. And then you're back, that's your memory. So I saw Carl going out to the pier. I think he was like written a seedoo, which is wild because we said we were going to do that after brunch.

That's a sea don't. That's what I said. God. Hey, yeah, I guess I'll try to remember something if if if Carl was wandering out in the middle of the night. I paused the matrix three. Just. Wandering out in the middle of the night. I paused the matrix three Mavericks just stop watching the matrix. Nope. Just keep it going in the background. It'll help me think Turn it up

Really loud 16 Yeah, I guess max the only one to take psychic damage So mavericks you're watching the matrix. There's like that, that raucous, orgy scene going on and it like reminds you, seeing all these people hanging out is reminding you, bringing you back to a house party that you went to last night. There's like a keg, there's a bonfire, everyone's hanging out, there's logs,

people are sitting on through the smoke of the bonfire, everyone's hanging out, there's logs, people are sitting on through the smoke of the bonfire. You actually see a sea elf in a wetsuit with the sleeves ripped off and a motorcycle jacket around their waist. They've got like spiked curly blue hair that ends in like a little rat tail. And you actually know this person. This is Baffin. They're the head of the paddle puppies.

The paddle puppies are a crew of paddleboarders that have won the past three drink, Athalons. Oh, I just roll my eyes and just like, should it happen in tonight? I'm trying to decide myself like, are we getting into this right now? Like, I'm looking around to see if I see my boys anywhere because I don't know what's gonna happen.

Baffin is actually pouring beer into mugs that are lined up on either side of like a door that's been dismantled and is being used as a table. And they see you looking at them, they give you the finger. Oh. Wait, did that piece of shit just give me the finger? That piece of shit just give you the finger? Uh, sorry. So, please give me the finger? That piece of shit just give you the finger? Uh, sorry.

So, wait, just give me the finger, dude? Hey, what? Uh, baffin. Huh? Sorry, uh, this year you were, you're competing again? Oh, yeah, why wouldn't we be, we won the pass through Drinkathlons. For sure, for sure, three.

That's good. I'm sorry, who are you and my likes supposed to know you? Oh. Fine. for sure three that's good. I'm sorry who are you and I like supposed to know you? Oh, I'm embarrassing you new mining but I don't know yours. Oh sorry knowledge is embarrassing is that what I'm hearing? I'm knowing about the world is embarrassing. Hey, man, whatever you're into because for me winning is way more exciting than knowledge. more exciting than knowledge. Right. Well, two things, absolutely get fucked. And the second thing is, my name is Maveris.

Cool. Maveris. You know, actually, I think I do recognize you. Actually, yeah, I saw you submitting for the dream Catalan. Yeah, that's the first step to kick in your ass, my dude. Well, you know, I should probably think you because the paddle puppies love fresh meat. Can I ask what's going on with the name paddle puppies?

Uh, we're a group of CLs who all wear wet suits and paddle board. Why wouldn't we be called the paddle board? Where's puppies coming into that? Is it just a moderation? I don't know, dude. What's your fucking team's name? Gosh, that's a really good question. Shit, shit.

Hit him with it, Maveris. Let's go best name ever. As you try to come up with a name, Baffin just solos, all five flip cups in a row. We're the You got the studio you got this we're the The the bon frayers Look so you with absolute pity no, it's not that bad

Fuck it's fun. I said the bon fray. It's playful. Yeah, so it's not that bad fuck it's fun I said the bonfire it's playful yeah so it's a play on bonfire but it's frayers or bros and French okay where the bonfires were the bonfires fucker bad adventure to the crowd and says hey who here likes the name the Bonfrares? Braze the mappers, raises the sands to try to get the crowd of you. Give me an anchor performance check to try to convince me when Bonfrares is good and do it with doesn't vanish. Well, I don't have to because I got a net one. Oh no! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Boys, boys, cracks. Everyone starts booing you.

The rest of the paddle puppies come up, start laughing at you. They just nail a bunch of flip mugs in a row, flip you off, and ask this entire party turns against you. You do avert your gaze from how much you're being rejected by this party to the ocean, where you do see something deep in the ocean. You see the eyes of a murr folk catch yours as the moon hits the points of their trident. They disappear underwater. And that's your memory. That guy so far away saw me eat shit. I don't

I forget. You did see actually pity in the Murphogs eyes. So the fucking mermaid saw us get fucking owned last night. You never want to beef it in front of a mermaid. Oh guys guys we made two shirts. I don't know when we made t-shirts, but we made t-shirts. We tried to lean into the name terrible It's In cursive and everything like really t-shirt. Oh my god. I tore up all my other clothes. I have to wear this I didn't pack anything else. Oh my god You do actually look down and half of you are wearing bonfire shirts

Mavericks is not but I got a tattoo. Oh god Hungry Dave dude. Oh shit. I got a bonfire tattoo too Shit! You have bonfire. You dad do. Oh man. My dad's gonna fucking cake me out of the brewery if you see this. It's okay, here I can take it off.

I can take it off. Okay. What? No. Wait, no. I just have to rip off the front layer of your skin. No, no, no, no. No, no.

I don't know this wood. We're gonna get through this. We're gonna fight coral. You're being insane. I think coral is so. No, no, no, why don't all this wood? We're gonna get through this. We're gonna find Coral. You're being insane. I think Carl is so solid that he centers this entire group and we're fucking lost. Yeah, we're lost to that Coral.

Without Coral, we're the fucking Bond Frayers. You also don't do realize that without Coral, the Bond Frayers can't compete. Wait, what? Because you are no longer a five person team. So you either have to find Carl or you could find a new fifth member for the Bond frayers. Well, we just got owned at that.

Poorly, nobody's gonna wanna be on the Bond frayers. Anyone's gonna try to ask you. I don't even wanna be on the Bond frayers, okay? Let's find Carl and change the name. Try to throw on the Bond frayers, all right? Trish, it's just too late, man. You gotta be on the team. It's so weird because when I signed up, I put the name bonfires down.

What? It's maverick dude. It really seemed like you made that up on the side. God, you really made me. Oh my fuck God. Carl would have never done this. We need to find him. Okay, do we want to go... Do we want to go talk to Baffin?

Or do we want to go... Why don't we... All right? So I saw him I saw him at the pure Try to get the do's out Maybe we should double check that and then head over to the brewery tour afterwards That did seem like the most ominous was him just walking off into the fucking ocean Dude like maybe oh fuck do you think you got turned down and he was going for like a night swim to clear his head Oh, dude, he's fucking if you got fucking rejected and we didn't even give him a talk like that sucks Dude, we didn't even sidebar with him

We didn't fucking he needed a heart to heart. We fucking bill. owe him so much. That's not how the bond frayers fucking do it That's not how the bond first do it. We sidebar. We gotta stop normalizing bond frayers guys We are the bond. I have no choices. This is the only shirt I have members You're right. I'm gonna send it. We absolutely got a send it We tore up all our other clothes because we're so we got so drunk that we decided it was a good name We decided to commit and so we have to commit just like we had to we have to wear these shirts until we find coral The only move is to double down on bonfire to make it finally cool. Let's find part into my guitar like that's Guitar

All the air is gonna leak out and make it sound like shit. All right, let's go to the fucking pier. Yeah, let's go to the pier. Well, leave Carl's Ants Beach House. It's still trashed. I don't lock up. I can't see the door wide open. Putting all of Carl's Ants mom's dolphin miniatures at risk of being stolen.

And you have to live with that. And do you leave? You see, once you leave, you see that the house is actually like a cute little square, sea foam green, the seaside cottage. It's got like a little a little kelp hammock. It would have been such a nice place to start your morning. There's like a little kitschy doormat that says resting beach face. And it's like kind of on like a rocky outcrop at the bottom of the sort of mountain. You can see all of the boardwalk. The boardwalk

is it's a little slower than normal than you would expect for like a summertime, you see like a couple, a couple buildings are boarded up, you also see the pier, the like sort of more commercial pier is totally empty and the micro-brews cruise isn't there. And then you also see the smaller pier with a bunch of paddle boards, some kayaks, stuff like that, and then a Crick-Elf just like sitting on a folding chair. Does this pier have tandem swan boats? Uh, roll me a luck check. Okay, can I help?

Please, please, please. Yeah, I guess roll it with advantage. Fuck! It's a five. There are no tandem swamboes. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. But there are, you do see there's Bohumiya's version

of the Seedu, which kind of looks like a BMX bike, but with like water mills for wheels. And in the distance, like deep in the distance beyond the bay, you see this mysterious creeping mist. Oh shit. Yeah, I think let's go down to that dock and talk to that Crick L at the dock. I've never seen his hungry Dave looking sad and doesn't know why, and he's like, we'll find Carl. Yeah, Carl.

We can also get a breakfast burrito on the way if that was making you despondent. Gang, let's spend a solid hour looking for Carl before we have a sit-down meal. Let's just eat that. I do need to sit down when we eat. Because I am, I have a headache and I need to hear the dog. It's taking, to not just sit down and have a beer right now. It's safe. Does anyone want to want some pocket browns?

Oh, I got like a zip lock a hash browns. I think we're even pocket browns is fine. Let's see that. Let's hash and dash hash and dash. I take a hash action. Holy shit Dave, you ate the bag. What? So you all hash and dash and you walk over. you approach a small dock. It's got like a

little faded banner that says petries paddle sports. Sitting in a full of chair. There's a horribly sunburned little cricket golf and board shorts and wraparound sunglasses over his shoulder. You actually see a Drake, which is a small dragon sitting under a parasol watching you. I try to feed the Drake some pocket browns. What the fuck are you doing, Dave? The Drake is all business and holds up a small dragon palm to decline. I understand brother.

Say hi, say hi fucking weirdo. Hey, I'm sorry. Did you all have something you wanted to do? I'm sorry. I understand brother say hi say hi fucking weirdo Did y'all something you wanted to do I'm sorry. Yeah, this here Drake is a pack to Drake so he sort of on the clock I mean don't get me wrong. I do give him lunch time But don't just walk up and put hash browns in somebody's pets You don't trust people who silently walk across And then just without a word Trace people who silently walk across the beach for you and then just without a word hand Just imagine like giving a cracker to somebody's dog as like you are fast silently

I just thought I was trying to do a hospital It's fucking near behavior I don't know what's going on who are y'all? What do you want are you trying to rent paddle boards? So this is hungry Dave as you can tell I thought it was okay to like feed a dragon. Yeah, okay Just like that tracks a hungry person would assume hunger and others. I'm a max on a mumford You might know mumford and children brewery. I don't okay That's fine. They actually their beer super watery And I don't give a shit that you don't. Okay. That's fine. They actually, they're beer super watery.

And I don't give a shit that you don't know my dad. But that's fine. This is a lot more exposition and also not enough exposition at the same time. Did you see, were you here last night? No, I was not here last night and much to my detriment to my CDs were stolen. Two, two. CDs got stolen. And I imagine all of your tandem swan boats were stolen as well.

Never had a tandem swan boat. I'm so sorry. I'm here. It is a high demand. I am thinking of investing in one though. You're not the first. It does like a sign up sheet. Just let me know.

Yeah. There is a petition. If I get 72 signatures, I will invest in a tandem sw sheet, just let me know. Yeah, there is a petition. Yeah, if I get 72 signatures, I will invest in a tandem swamboat. I'll sign. I'll sign too, but I'll say, yeah. Thank you so much. Thanks so much, guys.

Yeah, I'm gonna bump it up to 13. Do you mind if we investigate where the CDs are stolen? Where's CDU fans? That sounds highly suspicious, and I just had to see do stolen. I can escort you to where they are. Yeah, okay. Mac, what the thing is we're we're see do fans that's true that's real but also one of our friends is missing and actually when

tried when you say one of your friends is missing. Petri looks a little a little blanched by that. Yeah, like, and we, he's not the kind of guy that would steal a CD, but I just, I don't know. I wonder if it's related if we could just take a look. Probably Frank with y'all, if your friend is missing, that wouldn't be the first tourist to go missing this summer. So yeah, I'll help you out. I'll help you out because not a lot of the other people in this town will

like people have been missing going missing for a while. He looks a little uncomfortable as you say this like this is a conversation that he isn't sure if he should engage in off the record. Yes, you may notice that business is not what it usually is this summer and there have been some tourists gone missing. Never from my esteem because I have strict rules you can play in the bay, but you can't go into the mist. Miss the mist. Yeah, miss the mist. Play in the bay, but you can't go into the mist. Mist the mist. Yeah, mist the mist, playing the bay, mist the mist. Yeah. Can I turn that into a song?

Yeah, I absolutely can. Yeah, permission to make it. Okay, awesome. I write that down in my moleskin. And I'm thinking I'm gonna make a golden ale called base play. I see I'm offered fertile inspiration today and I did not anticipate that. Um, P3, did you, did, did you have any voucher at parties come by? Absolutely not. All right. Oh, sorry. Did you want me to be less definitive in that answer?

It was not meant to be a judgment. I just, I can say clearly I didn't. Cool, we're gonna head out. You don't sell sunglasses, do you? He looks around off the record I do. Everest looks around like, so how much are we talking about? I mean, you want to wrap around, you want tiny ovals. Are you looking to get some like matrix sunglasses?

Shit. I mean now I am. Yeah. Okay. He opens up a little box with a display case of some sunglasses. What's the damage on these bad boys? The damage is going to run you five gold. For one pair? Yeah, but they pinch on the nose. There's no sides. That's right. We all obviously need these and we need to get a pair for coral to commit the fact that we're going to be

coral back. Do you have like a bulk deal? Like if we get, we'll take five off your hands. We'll take five of them. If we get five nose, we get five for four. Going to all get four. Those sick ass large fist burns. Can you give us a discount? These are so good. Yeah, I'm just happy to get them off my hands

I'll get you a five for 10 gold. All right fucking absolutely done Absolutely a transaction. I did not expect to have today But I appreciate your business nonetheless Hell yes So I got the groceries when we first got here. I could write a check. Okay. Like who's gonna pay now?

I don't take checks, I'm gonna pay now. Is the thing. Can I see if I made any money last night at the open mic? Ooh. It would be incredibly not normal to make money at an open mic. So give me a luck check and you'll probably fail. That is a 12.

Yeah, you didn't make any money because that's not sort of baked into the logistics of an open mic. I'm sure you could go try and like, bust for some money on the whole. Okay, I'll go in the hole. I'll go in the hole because I think I'm going to make some money on the boardwalk tonight. Awesome. I believe in you. Yeah, I feel that. Alright, boys. Boys, let's huddle tonight. Awesome, I believe in you. Yeah, I feel that. All right, boys, boys, let's huddle up.

Let's all take a knee. Yeah, absolutely. A knee, on a knee and a huddle. All right, let's get a little huddle down. What are we gonna do about Carl? Cause this is, so people have been missing. Do you think Carl went into the mist? Fuck, dude, that's not what Carl why would he do that like I

Mean art. What if that elf who was talking to Live to miss do you think you went home to the mist? Like is there an Airbnb somebody pull up Airbnb is there some is there's some houses in the mist? Did they hook up in the mist? First of all if they did that's epic and that is fucking sad epic behavior That is a fucking memory if I've ever heard of. But that's just not what Carl would do. It's absolutely a choice.

Carl wouldn't do that. It's heroeship. He wouldn't leave us. That's not that's not bonfire behavior. Yeah. How long do we have till the didcathlon? It adds at the end of the week. Okay, let's go to the clam dunk maybe and see if there's just, if anybody knows anything,

and then I absolutely have to eat, I'm gonna fucking Ralph, okay. All right, yeah, and we said after an hour dude. I just feel like let's just get some hush puppies to go. We're hashing in DASHION gang, all right? We're almost at a hash, we're almost on the nose. I'm not trying to freak out here, it's just that our friend is missing.

Do you guys want like an oatmeal stout? Do you want a coffee stout? Cause I have one. Honestly, yeah. E-7-3-3. All right, fine. I give them the breadiest, multiest coffee stout. It's so hot.

It's super drinkable. It's really thick. I chug it. All right, let's go to the clam dunk. All right, all right. Okay, so you all make your way from Petrie's Pier to the clam dunk. When you arrive, you find a classic beach side bar.

It's mostly a patio, it's got some conch shell lanterns, stools shaped like, you know, the classic sort of Venus scallop shell, some faded, murfolk murals, a novelty lamp that looks like octopus tentacles, but with bulbs where every sucker would be. Whoa, that's right. I know, I just want that for my house.

Mm-hmm. Behind the bar is a chalkboard menu with different sizes of buckets that you can order clams in. Attitude Asimar in a denim jumper with a tain-kini top under it and Ashen, Ombre, Hair, and Pigtails works behind the bar.

You see her skeletal wings are behind her polishing the liquor bottles that are stocked behind her. While she refills some sea grapes, like a little jar of sea grapes, to make salty peaks martinis. And as you all enter, she immediately recognizes you. Well, well, well, if it isn't the bone frayers? Oh, our reputation precedes. Yeah, it's crazy because I actually met you early in the night and you weren't the bone frayers yet, but then at the end of the night suddenly you all had shirts that said the bone frayers and like really raw looking tattoos.

Yeah, now and forever. The legend was born, yeah. We were proud of it. It became good. Yeah, and everyone everyone that came in after us Thought that that was cool, right? They were like into the bone first. They're like a bunch of people clapping for it the idea You you close this place down. I mean you Ordered the last order of like 12 buckets of clams. Oh right, the hungry day special.

I don't usually like clams, but okay did you all eat them? Chad, Chad, you look ill. I just, I think I don't really, I don't like seafood very much. Did I had, did you, do you have a memory of it? If I had a clam, if I had a fun? I'm gonna grab a coaster and fan, just like a single, did you have a single clam? I don't remember a class name.

She gestures to a wall of Polaroids of people that did the dunk. And there's a Polaroid of tread. Open and empty. Yeah, she did the clam. You did the clam book challenge, dude. I don't know. is it a clam stand? Yeah, he's doing a clam stand upside down eating clams you made the wall Do you clam?

Tastic clam. Tastic indeed. I can only imagine that you're back for more I guess I'll have them start filling up buckets right now. No, no, no, no Do you have any do you know yeah, yeah, just get two hungry Dave specials. Oh, just bring those right out. HD, will you please eat those behind the bar, dude? Please? I like can't watch you. I'm tired of fan in your face, so I'm gonna stop.

Your tattoo's bleeding a lot. I know. Are there any napkins that aren't just papers in? No, you can't blow out of your. Yeah, you can't blow out of your. You can't blow out of your. You can't blow out of your. You can't blow out up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up. You can't blow it up We have clam shooters. No, forget it. We're gonna. Mac drive's at the idea of clam shooters.

Okay, you really can't, I'm so sorry, but you really can't throw up in my bar. It may be a patio and look pretty open air, but that would be a health code violation. You're telling me you can't just throw this thing down. If we all fall through it. Are you hovering two- to hose down my bar? I mean, I don't necessarily want to be the guy, but it's as far as task go, if you put, you know, hosing stuff is not crazy hard.

Absolutely. I'm just like pretty busy behind the bar, so I don't have a ton of hosing down the bar after everyone throws up kind of downtime. Oh, I see, yeah, that makes sense. I feel like we sort of buried the lead here. Um, we got a friend missing. I don't know if you remember real solid dude, Carl.

Uh, we had a, there is a fifth bond frayer. He's in the background of my clamp photo. It's, it's this guy right here. Yeah. Do you remember seeing him kind of wander off or? Yeah. Actually, um, I don't remember him wandering off. I do remember that he was,

I don't have like the strongest memory of him because I'll be honest, like he wasn't drinking because of some like carb fast thing he was doing. Your kiddos, yeah. Yeah, kiddos. Yeah, that's actually a lot to remember about a random person at your bar. Well, I mean, as a bartender,

if someone comes to your bar and doesn't drink, it's kind of an insult and it's a little frustrating and they don't have a good reason. Like if they're recovering, that's totally understandable. But like he said, he didn't even want the carbonation from Seltzer. Wow.

That's a two. Should we order something I don't want to offend you? I'll take a spike, like if you have like a white claw or something. Yeah, we'll probably retroactively get like five beers from home. Yeah, we get about 10 beers. Yeah, 10 beers. Okay, coming right up. You see our little skeletal wing comes and pulls a tap and fours five beers.

Oh, disgusting. Um, anyways, what did you want to know about him? Like where is he? Oh, yeah, he's, what did you want to know about him? Like, where is he? Oh, yeah, he's, he did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place.

He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place.

He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He did it all over the place. He was he was talking to somebody at like a bachelor at party. Do you remember a bachelor at party coming in? Yeah, we did. We had such a cute bachelor at party of elves there last night. They were so cute and fun and lively. They were honestly great for business. Well that end tread. Me with the clown. Did he throw a wrap?

Sorry, no, I didn't even mention, you brought the house down last night at the open mic. Holy fuck, I think I'm gonna be sick, but in a good way now. What is treadmainneverdye was amazing. You like, what is treadmainneverdye? Yeah, infernal desires, eternal fires. Eternal fires, yeah, it's something that just came to me

Because like yeah, no like I've been through a lot in my life. It's dad's a dentist Yeah, so like my dad. Yeah, that's right. Thanks hungry Dave. Yeah, like my dad's a maverick starts fanning Shoulder really hard. I guess if you're gonna vomit, please do it outside of my patio bar. I absolutely am. I pull out one of my frisbees and hold it up to tread. Just pour from here man, it's fun. I spit in it a lot.

It's like not you, but it's like way too much spit. To reach you. Go to the bathroom. Hold your game, what the fuck are you doing? I'm just going to leave. She's complimenting my music. It's fine. Go.

Trudges. Trudges. Just your way. Just your from the disc. Just your from the disc. Anyways, tell me more about your friend. Sorry, your friend. Yeah, our friend didn't come home last night.

Oh, whatever. Fully disappeared. Yeah, he's just gone. Sorry, real quick. Can I just check in on the order? Is that, is the order coming in? Yeah, so sorry. That should take priority.

What do you want to order? I'll put it in right now. So again, I think it was two hungry Dave's specials and 15 beers. Couple of poboys. 15 beers, couple of poboys. Okay, yeah. I want to get a poboy to go for Carl.

That's a to go boy. Okay. Okay, yeah, you ordered a to go boy. They wrap it up for you. I hold it close to my chest and say, one day, you shall return to the mouth you were meant for. And I kiss it. So yeah, so our missing friend.

Do you think he just like went home with this girl? I mean, the bachelor, the bachelor's were rare ring to go last night. They were chatting up every buff body they could. They chatted at us. Did they, did they chat up us? Did they dance to what his treadmill never die? She takes a moment to pretend to be really busy with the

thing to see Grace again. We should better finish that up, please. She takes a moment to pretend to be really busy with the scene. We should better finish that up. Did they say where they were going, where they like super hyped to go somewhere else? I think they were going on the micro-Bruz Crews. They did mention that. They were excited about that. Did we see the, was the Bruz Crews around this morning? No, it wasn't. Okay, that's fucking weird. Cruz, Cruz around this morning? No, it wasn't. Okay, that's fucking weird.

Are you genuinely worried that your friend is missing? We also lost a necklace this morning. So we're just, we're just packed out a bunch of it. We're trying to check down the necklace and coral. Equally stressed about those. Equally stressed about those. I would say just in this instance, lower, I will probably find it. But yeah, if you have a lost account,

you might as well check it or something. We'll find it, man. We'll find it. Yeah, I mean, Carl, yeah. So I really shouldn't be talking about this. You see, as this happens, like her demeanor gets a little more nervous, she or her little skeletal wings stop what they're doing.

She's fully focused in the moment. She nervously fiddles at a pig tail. Um, look, it's been a bad summer for tourists going missing. The storekeepers are kind of trying to keep it under wraps because it's not good for tourists and when tourists go missing. Okay. Do you know where they go? Because like he's our friend. Yeah. Yeah. Is there like an outlet mall that they're checking out like further in town?

Or are they like missing missing? In a good summer, how many people go missing? Well, so that's the thing is like we are never like net zero when it comes to missing people because we do have like that creepy mist that People go into and never return Right the mist right yeah, like Carl's aunt got such a good deal on that summer house, but I can't say it Very Mr. Jason. Yeah, but like I guess the thing is that this summer People maybe just seem a little more curious about the mist.

That would be the inside scoop. And again, I'm only giving this to you because tread fucking brought the house down. Well, so you're saying that Carl didn't go missing. He went missing. Dave eats five clams in one go just punches the shells. I actually have to throw up. I'm like, really, here it comes.

Yeah, here it comes. Okay, Derek, if you're gonna throw up, you really need to leave. I believe you. Okay. Matt said mention, she looks and she sees Mac, you have a full keg, right? Like a messenger bag. Matt said mention, I told you this last night and you all also threw a huge

fit about it but I am gonna be sorry. You can't you can't bring outside alcohol in here so that is gonna be a no good. Okay well if your beer wasn't watery then Mac please come on dude dude what. We have no we got like 15 beers here. It's got the alcohol content I think one of us should probably tip her someone yeah Someone here I'm throwing up so I Put the the puke for his beyond the table and then run So I put the puke for his be on the table and then run What the fuck Jesus, crying

Oh my God Hungry Dave's worse than me I think it might be cooked out too I'm sure Next time when I come back to headline I'll give you I'll split I'll split the tips back I'm fucking thought I was the one who was pissed that you My friends are just the absolute worst I'm fucking I was the one who was pissed that you my friends are just the absolute worst

So I'm fucking I was freaking up for you, man Hungry Dave fucking left you you got a frisbee. I didn't want it to go that far It was just a little bile Yeah, I sacrificed a frisbee man Oh man, I've never seen like seltzer hose for a drink You do not use the seltzer hose. It will just carbonate the peo Okay Okay If you do not use the Seltzer hose, it will just carbonate the peo. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. That's it. I'll have you have to leave. I'm done with this. Mac throws his hands out and walks out. Can somebody sidebar with Mac?

Yeah. Look, Maverick, can I sidebar with you real quick? Yeah. Yeah. All right, look, Maverick, I just feel like you need to go sidebar with Mac. Okay. Like, I feel like Mac is, he's freaking out.

He's having a meltdown and he needs to know that like, you know, the most solid member of our group right now is just like fucking gone. And he needs to hear from you, that you're involved. Cause I'm actually chatting up this bartender and they're really super into my music and I need to

All right, I'll hang on this. All right, hey, Matt can I get a little side bar with you? Yeah, dude What is going on in there? Yeah, yeah, am I crazy? That was not You're not being crazy at all. Yeah, I just wanted to say that like it's not me. It's not coming from me at all Right, but it feels like a little bit of the rest of the group might be like feeling like you're being like maybe like a little Intensive about the Carl thing because Carl is just like such a solid guy and like we all miss him Work all like worried about him But we got to go our own pace on this one a little bit was tread talking shit about me Is that what you're saying? No, absolutely not.

Okay. All I know is that no bad thing being said is traceable back to me. Okay. So it was Hungary, Dave, and Tread that are being weird. I'm not sure, but you know, the one thing I told you the facts. Cool dude, this was super helpful. Usually I sidebar with Carl, but it's good to talk to you. I feel a Lot better and not at all paranoid that all my friends hate me. No, no, no, no, no, no, hey cool. Don't feel that way I feel I feel hey Your heart is so big and I just want you to know that we see it

I appreciate that, dude. Hi. Max starts to tear up. Just wears Carl dude. Like we're the fearsome five, some man. We're not a fearsome four, some dude. Hey, this group's fallen a fucking part without Carl, okay? I feel like I need to come clean to everybody.

This is, I want a sidebar with everybody and just say that if anybody has any. If anybody has any. It's full bar. Anything that they want to say, like if anybody's been talking shit or anything, like you can just say, like what your problem is with me. Yeah, I know.

I know. I know. I think it's actually Mac making insight check. OK. 15. There is some tension in the group. And maybe Dread might have said something. Okay, look, let's not even sidebar, let's let this be like full front public bar. I really

feel like I'm going to fucking y'all if I just don't have eggs. And I think that I was trying, and I know that you're like stressed. And I think I tried to solve the problem by throwing Maveris at it, okay? And obviously that only no offense Maveris, but it clearly escalated shit. I don't know what you said. What's up? Because he kind of said that you guys were saying that I was freaking out. I didn't say anything. What? I didn't say anything.

Who else is out on this boardwalk? Uh yeah, the boardwalk you see a clam dong. You see a little alchemist hut. You see some boarded up building, some souvenir shops. You see this little busker who's playing a harp It's this harp made from like a large shark jaw strong with like some sea grass You see a little fortune teller With a little sign that says octomancy and she has like a little tank with an octopus in it

Whoa, if you're trying to inspect the boardwalk Give me a perception check check I'll do that uh dirty 20 not one gonna eat hey I got a not one too whoa all right try and hungry Dave run into each other oh god what do you think I was a sandwich bro all right man that hey, that was callous. I'm sorry. Uh, Mac, you see a high elf wearing, like, a bikini top and daisy dukes and, like, little, uh, cat-eye sunglasses on the top of their head, duck behind the board of a vacated souvenir shop.

Um, hey, gang, gang, we're being followed. What the fuck? What? What are you talking about? Do you think it's like a fan? They could be like a fan of a whiplash. They could be like a fan of a tread or like maybe like, they tried to have my beer last night.

Some of my beer from my keg is missing and it's possible that they're- Let me just specify, they didn't duck behind because they're hiding like, spying on you, they ducked into a vacated shop. Okay, so they're not focused on us necessarily. They're not a fan, but it's a new potential fan that hasn't heard my music or tried your beer

or listened to Maveris' speech. Let's go into the place that they went. They went to one of these wooded houses. Do you guys, would it be funny? Would it be funny if I jumped through the window? It's boarded up so you wouldn't be jumping through glass. You'd be jumping through wood So that'd be funnier, right? I'm just gonna find a funny hungry Dave did that. I'm gonna touch hungry Dave and be like dude you got this and I'm gonna cast invisibility on him touch hungry Dave and be like, dude, you got this and I'm going to cast invisibility on him. Oh.

Okay. So hungry Dave disappears. So maybe don't jump through it because then you'll just all of a sudden boards will start breaking. This way the Coast Guard won't know who did it and I'll be fine. Okay, maybe just also you could sneak and just see what's what I run right through. And then like you could jump out the window on the way back Because then it's still the epic hungry Dave. I have a plan. I go knock on the door. It opens up Is he here? Is he haven't heard of it? It's a hungry Dave say hi if you're here

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and then I will, uh, demonstrate on the way back. Okay, so you go in, you see this high-off, she's in like, can you top, daisy dukes, she's like kind of looking around, she's grossed out, like the, it's a dusty abandoned shop, there's still some trinkets, she like picks one up and looks at it with disdain, she adjusts her daisy dukes to like be more modest.

She looks really uncomfortable. Then once she kind of settles, she puts her finger to her ear. Thanks for a second. It closes her eyes in concentration. And then pulls out a thin glowing strand. Oh, brain spaghetti. strand. Oh, brain spaghetti. As this happens, she looks around and then from the door behind, another Hyal comes in. He's wearing a novelty t-shirt with like a buff torso on it and some board shorts. And he comes in and he says, Repenia, do you have it?

Yes, okay. I think a Rothis that you are here. Ah, this place is so disgusting. It's ungodly hot. Everyone's toes are exposed at all times. Just take it, okay? I just want to get out of here. And she hands the little glowing strand to the male elf and then he leaves out the back and then I guess she starts to get herself together and then goes to leave out the front where she came. I want to use my speaking stone to text my boys and say I think I just witnessed a drug deal. Could be a score, could be cool drugs or could be bad drugs not sure yet I'm gonna follow the elf out the back you follow the elf out the front holy shit hungry Dave since the longest text Can you just tell me what it says dude? I'm not even gonna read

Sun there's elves in there one is going out the front one is going out the back Why are you texting us when you're standing right in front of us? He's not standing right in front of us. He went, he's gone. Oh, I slept the air in front of us. Yes. Okay. He went out the back, right?

He went out the back. Yes. I'm going to follow him. Cool. You follow him and he's basically just, he's just walking casually towards a teleportation station. I grab him. You grab him? I tackle him. He's like're invisible, so you have advantage.

You'll come out of invisibility when you attack. Yeah. Heh. Just an 11 hit. Oh. It does not. Oh. Is advantage?

Okay, so you come out of invisibility. Shhh. Throwing this thing at this guy. What? What, what, Who are you? Any makes a fucking run for the teleportation clutching this little thought strand. Do we see any of this? Is this on the dock or where is this?

This is happening in the alley behind the store, but hungry Dave texted you so. Dude, we just want to talk. We just want to talk. Okay, at this point everyone will roll initiative. I scream, give me that spaghetti. Dude, that spaghetti I'm fucking starving. I got it nine. I scream give me that spaghetti. Dude has spaghetti on fucking starving I got it nine. I got a 21 I have a five

Oh, I'm dexterous now. I got a raw 20 or a dirty 20 All right, Mattress you connect first you see this high elf in this novelty t-shirt and board shorts Making a run for the teleportation station. Could I, the range of create bonfire is 60 feet. Could I just create a bonfire right in front of the teleportation? That's great, okay, you create a bonfire. Can I create bonfire?

Next up is Hungry Dave. I'm gonna try and tackle him. Cool, do an opposed strength check. He has a plus zero, but he rolled a nine. I got a 14. Okay, so you tackle this guy. He almost loses this little glowing strand and he grabs it and then tread.

What would you like to do? Okay, I think I'm going to Cast a spell called sense emotion Okay Because I'm such an empath I get to Attune my senses to pick up the emotions of others for the duration when you cast the spell and as your action on each turn until the spell ends You can focus your senses on one humanoid you can see within 30 feet you instantly learn the targets prevailing emotion whether it's love, anger, pain, fear, calm or something else. Okay, you sense that this high-elf is scared of losing this little strand. Hey, man, we're not gonna take this strand. We're just curious about what it is.

Okay, that is his turn. So he's just going to cast suggestion on Hungry Dave. So that is a wisdom save. I got a 13. That fails. So he's going to make the suggestion get off of me. So on your turn, you're going to have to get off of him. OK. And that's Max turn.

I get, do we see this strand at all Yeah, he's clutching it in a sand. I'm gonna try to take it out of his hand Just get it just handed over dude. You're acting weird In the wrong here. I know what to do. He's acting sketchy dude. We are really sketchy. No We're being normal I agree you're acting sketchy Beach go I'm missing I'm gonna get off of him I think I should say he's a beach goer. So now I'm fucking now I'm freaking out Common beach goer. I just came here to feel the sand between my toes, which I love having exposed This is all normal stuff. You rolled a two opposed athletics.

Oh my God. Oh, okay, I got a 14. Okay, you grabbed a strand from him. Everybody relax. And that is maverous. Relax. I'm trying to make like intimidation check. Get him to relax. Relax.ation check. Get him to relax.

Relax! Trying to get him to relax. That's only a nine. It doesn't work. He gets even more upset. Does this stuff have anything to do with the missing people? What's your deal? I don't know.

I don't know anything that you're talking about. I just came to see the waves. You went inside a building. Classic beach. You went inside a weird-ass building. How would you know? We were I was in there hold on let me get off of you. I think that'll help you relax Okay, look we we we went invisible followed you into it abandoned building then we followed you out here Tackled you and stole your fucking noodle and we want to know why you're being weird Okay, what don't you understand listen our friend is missing and then all of a sudden we go in this house and we see

you and that elven woman trading brains per getty and that's just really sketchy that's really sketchy behavior that is not standard beach shit like if you were smoking conk that would be totally fine but brain spaghetti is like really not normal beach shit okay you are still an initiative that is hungry Dave you used your turn to get off of him but that's just movement so if you want to do anything else you can hungry Dave just kick his ass dude I will yeah I'll just go ahead and just snip him from a close range with one of my discs. Non-lethal of course, but I'm gonna try and get him down. He is looking at the little brain noodle like he wants it back.

Hold on to that noodle dude. I'm hanging on to it. This guy wants to go dude. Fuck, that's a Does it 12 hit it does it yes nice That is Six damage on my attack and then this is probably Inadvizable, but I'm gonna action surge

That's a net 20 That's a net 20. Yeah! What a damn trick shot! Oh fuck! You did a trick shot and double it. Yes, all good call. I'm going to use a bursting arrow. So you see, I hold up one of my drivers.

It's like typically used for long range, but I'm just going to blast it right at this guy's chest. And if there's anyone else within 10 feet, they also get blasted. That this guy's chest. And if there's anyone else within 10 feet, they also get blasted. That'll be your friends. Oh my God. Hang on dudes, it's worth it. That is 23 damage.

Whoa. Okay, so you did 23 and six. Yeah. He's down. As you shoot a bunch of discs at this dude, point blank. Ja! He reaches out the, he reaches out the thoughts and then passes out. a bunch of discs at this dude point blank. Juh! He reaches at the thought strand and then passes out.

What's up, you're a basket. You're my basket and I fucking sso much. Okay, Dave, Dave, calm down dude. No, dude, dude, fucking a- Dude, not worth a damn. Take a walk, take a walk, Dave. We just knocked somebody out on the fucking boardwalk. Okay, we gotta bring this guy back to fucking Carl's aunt's house, right?

What's- You do see actually speaking of necklaces, you do see that he has a little necklace around his neck with an astrological sign on it. Can I make an arcanum check on it? Or like, um, Yeah. I don't have any arcanum, but,

yeah, can we investigate? I only got a seven, And I got an 11. Goddamnit. I rolled a three. I can't tell you guys like the basic stuff. You saw that the high elf woman who went into the store to meet with him was also wearing this. Um, you also know it's like, it almost looks like the sign for Gemini. It's like a two, it's like a Roman numeral two.

Yeah, that's kind of what it looks like. Okay, we have Brain Spaghetti. Uh, do people want to, we have Brain Spaghetti. Do people want to look at the Brain Spaghetti? Do you want to just put it in your brain? Do you guys dare me to put this in my brain? Do you want to give me any sort of insight or perception on this little brain spaghetti?

Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it insight. 24. 24, okay. Mac, your spellcaster, you know that this is a spell called in code thoughts So this was she pulled a thought out of her head It's almost like a way to discreetly transfer information

without having to write it down and You would need either in code thoughts or detect thoughts to be able to read it I have comprehend languages. Yeah, I'll let comprehend languages work. Awesome. So can I just like cast it out and let us hear the message? Or do I have to put it in somebody's brain? For fun, I'm gonna say you have to cast comprehend languages while eating it.

Alright, hungry Dave, we can put this in your brain. I dare you to put this in your brain. Alright, hungry Dave, we can put this in your brain. I dare you to put this in your brain. Alright dude. Oh yeah. Alright, is everyone watching? I'm watching. Is everyone watching? Anything else? Alright do it.

Sweet, I'm gonna cast Comprehend Languages on my boy hungry Dave. Okay, I see you do. The shimmering light becomes liquid in your mouth and pours down your throat and you burp up coordinates. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, it tastes like maps. Okay. It's a location.

Would we know if these coordinates are in the mist? Um, I give me an insight check. Ooh, I got a dirty 20. The tread pulls a map from the house that you were staying at. Yeah, the coordinates are in the mist. Okay, we gotta get, we gotta get out there. I know we're supposed to miss the mist and just play in the bay, but I think... We gotta do it for Carl.

Yeah, dude. This fucking, the rules were meant to be broken this week. Okay, the bonfireers don't play by the rules. I think that shit would be legendary if we went in the mist. There is, if anyone's embarrassed by their bonfire shirt, there is like this shirt that has like a man's ripped torso on it that this high-off is wearing. If you want to steal it in exchange for your bonfire shirt.

No way, bonfire is burned forever. Bonfire's until we get coral. Bonfire, in just in case, I'll take this shirt. I'll take this shirt just in case. We can write bonfire, we can write bonfires on it. That you can open all of them. Yeah, yeah, we can maybe do that later, we can maybe write bonfires on it later.

I'm just gonna put it in my bag, and we'll just be like, can we take like a quick white cooperate? Just like chill? Absolutely, yeah. I'm so sorry, did you say white claw? Yeah, what's up? I could go for a white claw.

I actually, I've made a super, super hoppy late-home pale ale, the way that elves make it, they do it with, you know, sort of like floral hops, but I like to do it like a little bit more like fruity, maybe even like a little spicy, it's very spicy beer. Spicy, well it's really, you have me until you said super spicy. Yeah, it's like really, it's really hot today in Mac, it's all, it's so like spicy.

So you'll have it, you'll try it though. I'll give it a shot, dude. It's all it's yeah, so like spicy so you'll have it You'll try it though. I'll keep it a shot. I'll check out I'll try I just want to remind you guys that I still haven't had breakfast I'll be my second beer It's feeling like a really long day already is all should we wake this guy up and ask him what the fuck is with his brain Spaghetti coordinates. I pour the beer on him You wake him up and he just goes to run away. That's great. Hey, come on.

Hey, dude. Relax. Dude. I'm coming to the beach. I want to be. What are your coordinates about? We read your brain spaghetti. What are those coordinates?

I wait. Did you take my shirt? I'm holding it. Just because it feels like you're going to run away. And I want the shirt. I'm holding it just cause it feels like you're gonna run away. And I want the shirt. There's no other reason. You think I care about that shirt? I don't care about that shirt.

I don't know anything. The way you say that makes me think that you know something. And that you care about the shirt a lot. Like I feel like you're like about both of those things. Well give you your shirt back. I don't care. I hate the shirt. The shirt is ugly.

I don't want anything to do with the shirt. Take the sandals too. Take my board Disgusting and I think everyone here is fucking trivial. You're all trivial. Whoa. Whoa. Come on, man I am clearly on your side and cast friends on them to see if that oh Okay, okay, so advantage on a Christmas check I'm just gonna see if I can persuade him to tell me that. Oh, okay. Okay, so advantage on a cruise match. I'm just gonna see if I can persuade him to tell me what's in the mist. I'm gonna be like, dude, just,

we're all just trying to have it, like we want you to have like, an okay time, we're not trying to like, do anything crazy right now. Just notice now what's in the mist and we'll just be done with this. And so I'll roll, two 18s,

but my persuasion 7 so 25 wow Okay, he's gonna lay it all on you. I don't know what's in the mist. I want to know Okay, do you think that they let the people who do the grunt work know anything that's going on? No, the fact that I fucked up this mission means that I won't get to know anything. This was supposed to be my first big thing. They said go in, get the coordinates, get out. And did I do that? No! Um, I could talk to your boss or whatever you want. What's your boss's name? I don't even know my boss's name. Everything is shrouded in secrecy, which makes it seem really

appealing to climb the ladder and find out. Max starts freaking out. He just like very obviously the guy that you don't want talking to anybody. He starts like going forward from behind everybody. Okay, so did you or did you not take coral? Did you take any of them? I don't know who coral is. Are you part of the taken people?

Are you guys taken people? Oh my god. How many times do I have to tell you I was dispatched here. They told me to wear the stupid outfit to fit in and I was told to get the coordinates and then I'm supposed to bring it back and now I can't seem to find it Okay, well that's because hungry Dave ate your fucking brain spaghetti. You ate it? Yeah, we ate your goddamn brain spaghetti. Cause you guys took fucking Carl. That's what I think. Guys, hold me back.

Hold me back, hold me back. I got him back. I got him back. All right, do you want to go? Do you want a fist fight right now? Whoa, whoa. Yeah, I did. I fucking do.

All right, he takes his swing at you. He just crits. I swear to God, he just grits. Oh, dude, what the fuck, man? I was just talking. We're about to hold you back, dude. Dude, I'm just going to melee attacking with my staff. I think he has zero hit points.

Technically, he probably has like one hit point. So yeah, go for it. I'm trying to do a non-meful soundtrack. Oh, I only got a 10. And that doesn't say you can't hear. Just look at War out of here. And you're not getting your fucking shirt back. Give me your shirt's ours, dude.

Give me your shirt's help. Hey, just sandals, they're hideous. Give me your four shorts. You weirdo. He gives you all of his stuff. He goes over to underneath the rock where he has a little suitcase He puts on some fancy high-elf linens and he storms away All right, so that guy did nothing wrong. Okay, but look we have coordinates and we have we have a buddy that has some CDs

Okay, yeah, I think we got to get in that mist. I think we got a I think we got to get in that mist. I think we got a I think we got to get blitzed in the mist. Are we in agreement that like everyone we talk to is kind of fucking aggro And they're kind of all freaking out and that like Mac give me an insight check 25 you're the one being aggro. Oh my god. God. I just realized something It's me if everybody around you is freaking out, it means you're freaking out. The self-side bonus is just fully silent, just looking at a little away.

Like, Mac, that was really big of you. That was a breakthrough. Yeah, dude, that's self-reflection. That's self-reflection. Yeah, I feel like just without Carl Carl here to kind of like anchor me You know what I mean? I am just going off and I don't feel like myself today But I just want to that's not on you guys. That's like a me problem. You know what I mean? So I just want to apologize I this trip

I thought was like all about just getting fucked up and having the best week of our lives But now I see that it's about something more, because you guys are my best friends. And I think this is gonna be the best week ever, you know? I really do. You guys are my fucking best friends. And as soon as we get carol back, we're gonna win the Dreamcathalon.

And we're gonna kick those paddleboarders asses. Let's group hug it out. Bond Frayer style. Bond Frayer style. You're not Bond Frayer! Free Bond Frayer. Bond Frayer. Bond Frayer. We Bond Fraire style. You're not Bond Fraire! We ain't Bond Fraire. Bond Fraire Bond Fraire. We'll head to the, we'll head to Petri.

Yeah? Uh, he does not look overly excited to see you all. Hey, um, we're looking for like a decent sized vessel um, that can house five boys because we're gonna be coming back with five. Do you have a banana boat? Uh, okay, um, sorry. Uh, I can walk you through what I do have. I got paddle boards Kayaks

Seedews and hippofins What's a hit ski run run that last one back? Kayaks Yeah, yeah, yeah Seedews Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a concept one. That was horrible right? See, do you see? Yeah, that's a lot of it. First of all, like a waterborne being the next bike. We know what that is.

Hip of fins. What the best thing about that one? That's the one. That's the one that's a little tricky. Yeah, hip of fins kind of like a hip of grip, but instead of being a eagle on a horse, it's a horse and a dolphin. We will take that.

You look over to the rocks where some hippofins are laying in the sun. That is quite alive. This is fucking beautiful. Mackets choked up. Holy fuck. You're man. Wow. Yeah. I mean, y'all can, I mean, obviously this is a transactional experience, so you will have to rent whatever you wish to rent. How much is a hippofin? Yeah, that's gonna be five gold. Oh my god.

Can I try to persuade him to? Yeah. Five gold, yeah. 20, not that. Ooh. You know what, you're right, you know, business is bad, business is business. Y'all bought a bunch of sunglasses

that I stole from someone else off of me, so y'all did me a solid. I can be persuade down to three gold. Three gold, awesome. Yeah, I think we're gonna be, we're gonna be flush once tread is playing every night at the clam dunk. Let's take it on the boardwalk. I'm good for it guys Yeah, and also we're gonna be eating a lot of meals at home because I'm gonna be cooking a lot of meals

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tread. We're all smart I heard it of it, but yeah, if you wanted to for tread. We're all smart. I heard of it, but if you, but yeah, but hungry Dave was wondering. Okay, Pack Drake is just over here to oversee the contract and enforce it if it is broken. I used to do collateral, have people leave IDs, but then suddenly I found myself missing hip offends but with too many IDs.

So, you know, I use a pack Drake now. Cool. Well, we're in. We're in. Great. Sign right now. So like, in the presence, in the with the witness in of my pack drink.

Oh. That will be 12 gold pieces. And then y'all gonna have a fucking field day with these ever fans. So like just pure hypothetical. Okay. Like, say, all right, we're like tossing the beach ball around. Easy day.

No, it's I, this is pretty in the realm. Yeah, so I want to hear out young dragonborn. And we're not even talking about us, but like hypothetically, some of us. Yeah, just yeah. Yeah, I actually right now I'm feeling like y'all are interested in my business and it's kind of feeling kind of good Yeah, let's talk about what were you saying? Young guys are like four other buds so four like non distinct buds like go out on the hippofins and they're like tossing around a beach ball

Yeah, and say like a crazy win comes and blows the beach ball into the mist Right, and then they got to go into the mist to get the beach ball Right. Yeah, what's gonna happen then? I mean what's gonna happen is if your beach to go into the mist to get the beach ball. Right. Yeah. What's going to happen then? I mean, what's going to happen is, if your beach ball goes into the mist, then y'all ain't ever coming back. The second you try to pilot the hip of Finn out of the bay, my pack dragon will sense it and will come retrieve the hip of Finn. Okay. All right.

Okay. What if though, we, just because I'm kind of paranoid, just because like, I'm kind of off the grid, I don't wanna sign me like paperwork, which is just like a handshake deal. So the pack dragon attacks you if, specifically, it's the signed thing makes a pack.

I mean, if you do a handshake and the pack dragon overseas, then the pack dragon is still good and forced it. What if I do some glasses and the pack dragon overseas, the pack dragon is still good and forced it. What if I do sunglasses on the pack dragon? Would... All right. If you put sunglasses on the pack dragon, pack dragon may not appreciate.

I believe that pack dragon does have, you know, its own items that it prefers to assessorize with. So I tried to let it. I respect that. I have my, I feel the same exact way. Say, say, say, mess how you try to feed the pack dragon or I would work out. That was a hundred days.

Yeah. One more just like random ask questions. What's faster a pack Drake or a hippofin? That's a random ask question. Why does it matter? Yeah, answer. Sorry. I'm sorry.

It doesn't matter, but we're curious. Oh, you're high. Okay. I see. At first I was starting doesn't matter, but we're curious. Oh, you're high. Okay. I see I see at first I was starting to get suspicious, but it's not a pillar high. I mean we're calling just a Handsome crew boys. I understand what's faster. I mean Patrick Dragon is gonna be faster with question is who gets a lead I don't know all right cool. Um, yeah, one stop. Yeah, we'll sign I just look at the law with the terrifying eyes. We're gonna sign it.

I thought we were just y'all. It's just no fucking way. Can you sidebar with me real quick, Mac? Yeah. Hey, what's up, dude? Hey, this is a message, right? Yeah. Okay, yeah, I'll send a message.

I have the message, can I trip? Hey, what if we just left and then came back and just stole the possible I feel like the packed Drake is gonna attack us anyway sure sure sure all right fuck it let's just sign it let's just get the sign it right yeah okay yeah we're gonna sign it we're gonna sign it we're gonna sign it. We're gonna sign it. We're gonna sign it. All right, great Seems like there's a lot of deliberation. I'm just gonna overlook that because I'm hungry for business. Great. Yeah, he gives you He gives you a little little keys that correspond with a couple different hippas I just got picked one of these for you. I'll collect that 12 gold piece and I mean enjoy the bay y'all. It's a beautiful day.

As relieving, I whisper to Petri. So you're going to take those fake IDs off your hands? I actually sold them all. Damn. I sell a lot of illegal contraband. No, let's go. I get it. I get it. All right, whatever. Let me let me look through. Oh wait, I got one. Yeah. Oh, all right. Yeah, I got one left It'd be a gold piece if you want it. Yeah, no no problem. I slide feature a gold a gold piece D for an Asimar named Luna Sonata

This doesn't even look like you What do you know? Do you do you Dude, you're like fucking 30, man. What if I put my hood up? I just need an fake ID. I just thought like, I don't know, maybe if we need to like, get into, if we need to like, I'm fuck you, man, I don't know, that'd be fun. You guys need a sidebar.

You need, you're gonna need a sidebar. Okay. Guys, we don't have time to sidebar right now We'll sidebar once we get on the hippofins. I need it just fucking get on those hippofins and just go straight Just freaking zip it. Yeah, let's just book it. We need to book it. We need to zip it. Just absolutely send it We need to zip it and rip it. We need to hash and dash Pick a hippofin to your liking. Yeah and you sort of pull them into the water and start giving me some animal handling checks.

Fuck! Alright, yeehaw. Oh no. Fuck! I'm rolling so bad today! God damn it! Ooh baby! 17! Seven!

I got a 16. I got a 16, I got a six. Both tread and hungry Dave, you handle your hippofins like pros, you grip them perfectly with your thighs, they fully surrender to your back and call. Both Mac and Maverick's fall. Oh, fuck, dude, do this. I knew you did it. Maybe you guys need to rent kayaks. My hippofins being weird, dude. Fuck! Oh! Fuck! Dude, do this! Dude, what?

Maybe you guys need to rent kayaks. My cup of fins being weird, dude. Mine's nuts. Mine's a fucking psycho. It's not my fault. You can do another animal, and you try to get that gone. You're definitely in danger of getting outpaced.

I got a 13 back then. 13, okay, you get that on, you're all going again. You're starting to get towards the end of the bay. Everyone roll another animal handling check. Please. Oh yeah, okay. I got a five. I got a 22.

Ooh, 13. I got a six. Maverick's in tread, you fall off. No, no, my teeth have been freaking out. You're a high out weird. I got a six And tread you fall off It's freaking out I'm tired I can't get a kayak right now shut the fuck up dude I shouldn't be in the water I just eat You're a mole skin is fucking soaked all the eggs are soaked

So many fucking lyrics Give a luck check to see if you're speaking stone breaks It's a nine Here's making stones fine What are you fucking lyrics? Give a luck check to see if you're speaking stone breaks. It's a nine. Here's making stones fine. You can probably put it in rice. I got some rice. I got a nat 20 on my speaking stone.

You have a waterproof case. That was really for this. Oh, fucking auto box, dude. I got a auto box. You can slam this on the ground. It's fine. And then do another angry link to try to get back on, or you just use my nat 20, oh, a 19, oh, a dirty 20.

30, okay, Mavers gets back on. It's a 17. Okay, we'll get back on. And now you are at the edge of the bay where the bay becomes the ocean. You can see off in the distance the mist, would you like to breach the bay yeah we're sorry for breaking the pact but I just saw it. We're so fucking sorry

our boy is gone okay so as you leave the bay you hear the beating of the pact Drake's wings as he hits flight and you hear booming in the distance you have renecd upon the I promise. And he is faster than your hippofin so he's going to get in range and the pack dragon is going to use Punish transgressor. A single creature within 60 feet broke the terms of a pack witnessed by the Drake. The creature must succeed a DC-15 charisma saving throw or be blinded, defint, and stunned for one D-6 minutes. Wow. So everyone roll a luck to see who the pack dragon is going to go after. After. 17.

14. 16. Okay. Okay. Maveris, do a charisma saving throw. Oh good. This is how you do it. I know.

Uh, 14. You failed. Oh. Maveris is now stunned, blinded, and deafened for five minutes. Dude, dude, you're the rest of the three. Dude, you do. Dude, you do. Dude, you do. Oh my God, you put me in the kitchen. I was immediately just saying that's

far off of their hip of fin. Their hip of fin just like, just swims back to shore. Oh, you do, maf, maf, dude. Maf, maf, maf, maf, maf. Oh my God, dude, maf, dude, maf, dude, swim, dude. Oh My god This is horse dude no, it's still gonna be the best week of our lives all right I'm sorry is the Drake still pursuing? The Drake is definitely still pursuing you. I guess we should roll initiative. Let's all focus on the Drake.

Oh god. Fuck! How many minutes was it? Six. Five. It's for this whole fight for sure. We gotta get the fuck out of here. I rolled a six for initiative. I rolled a three. Oh, we're awful. So, Matt, where's this fallen off of his hip of in, sinking into the water.

So, I think that the Pact rate is just gonna try to attack, which one of you will attack? Hmm, who does he feel? He's gonna go for a hungry day because hungry Dave tried to feed him. That was nice. Definitely gonna hit a Clause, hungry Dave for five. Oh!

I didn't do anything. He didn't fucking do anything. Tries to buy you but misses. And that's not good. And that is. And that is. And that is. So that is tread.

Okay, tread's gonna look at the dragon and sing a song. Ha. Ha. Tread sings, your heart burns and breaks in a splintering blister. My song hits your soul like a dissonant whisper! And I cast dissonant whispers on the dragon, which, on the Drake, which if it fails, it'll take 3D6 psychic damage and use its reaction to move as far away from us as it's beautiful

Nice. That's a wisdom save. Oh, you're so lucky. It was charisma. I mean wisdom and not charisma. Got a 13 Nice, so roll your damage and now the Drake on its next turn will go 60 feet away from you. Oh Fuck yes, I rolled the four five and a 6, so that's 15. The Drake, like, rustles its wings at your beautiful music and is afraid of how much emotion you are able to convey with so few words. Raw emotion and only a single guitar, it actually goes a long way. Okay, hungry Dave. You got Claude, a missed bite from the packed rake and then tread it

looks like they just absolutely moved to this Drake to tears. Should I should I still hit it? Dude if you can grab that for us I'm not I'm not that strong you're the strongest hungry Dave we gotta get the fuck out of here dude. Maveris is sinking. That actually means like so much to her you say that Mac like thank you man. Yeah I will with my turn try and grab maverick out of the water. Okay, just give me a strength check Or athletics acrobatics, whichever you're a better at. Ooh acrobatics. I'm gonna saddle my hippothin and ride like and like Tilt to the side to grab maverick. I mean using core strength lift myself back up That is a 16.

16, you grab Maveris, you throw them on the back of your hip and fin. You'll roll your little animal handling going forward with this advantage, but you're close to the mist at this point. Ma, thank you. What happened to you? Oh my voice.

For sure, in my hand. You see. Ma, could you have anything that you would like to do? this point. Thank you. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice.

Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice.

Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. Oh my voice. I can't lose you and Carl on the same day dude. Who is anyone talking where? I'm gonna cast Guide in on Hungry Dave. Great.

Give another D4 and then I'm gonna keep going towards the mist. Bevers is blind and deaf and eating a poboid. I'm just cradling Bevers and feeding him a poboid. Okay, so then everyone do one more animal handling check to breach the mist. Can I give a hungry day of bardic inspiration, right? Great, awesome, great. Oh, thank you.

Great, I strum my guitar and drop the open string strum. I got a 15. Hell yeah. That's a 19 on animal handling. Eight's plus, oh, that's just a nine Okay, you see all three day holding Man if you're dragging me down Oh No, you got to send yourself but dude

I've been doing it that you can try and do an animal handling to get right back on before the hippocene tries to like swim away So give me do an animal handling to get right back on before the hippofin tries to like swim away. So give me one more animal handling. It's another three. Got dammit. Okay, now you guys are down to two hippofins. We should have taken a 10 to 20. Okay, all right, all grab Mav. All grab Mav. I think I've got, I think I've got a handle on this thing.

I guess I'll try to grab Mav, or just pull them onto my hippofin. My chainmail polo is super heavy! Oh my god. Give me athletics, acrobatics, something to try and just grab him out of the water. 15, you grab him, Maverick is now with you. I hope I'm finished. A hundred days if you get, if tread goes back, you can use your own acrobatics to try to climb on trail again. Grab onto my guitar case.

I grab it, my claw is just like absolutely shredded a little bit. Fuck. Acrobatics, that's a 14. OK, so Hungry Dave falls off, drops Maveris, is a hippofin swims away. Lady, no! And fucking skids back, swings around.

Hungry Dave hops on the back. your hippofins winny and like rear like scared horses, but you press on and you breach what you discover is just a wall of mist. And as you breach the mist, you discover that it's more of a wall, it sort of stitches up back behind you forming a barrier and what was one sort of this bright blue ocean bay that you were in becomes inky and grey and it's almost as if the sun has been taken from the sky. You enter this dark eerily still

water You hear the rolling of distant thunder. You see a little bit of lightning here there. You hear a powerful churning of water, but you don't know from where, but there is one more thing that you see. A small yacht floating on the water with a broken window and no sign of life. It is the micro- Bruce Cruz. The Bruce Cruz. Oh my god. Dude. And that's what we're going to do. Oh man. I hope this goes.

Bruce Cruz. That was so fun. That was great. So you wouldn't have anything to plug, Zach would you like to plug anything? Um, well, I went no, I think I'm okay. Okay, go on. I'm just living my life, just plugging, uh, living your life. Plug yourself. Yeah, everybody else there, go ahead and plug yourself. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, uh, yeah, and, uh, I guess to hear more, you hear us talk about this on the short rest, uh, go to patreon.com slash nad pod. That's NADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD way with some backup singers. Hey friends, Caldwell here. It is the end of our episode, which means it's time to shout out our benevolent council of elders. Let's get right to it. Jeffrey S. Andrew M. Scott D. Danielle the Dastrally Dame, Steel, Steelbreaker and Beardman Dan. X members of Hungry Dave's Ultimate Frisbee team.

They all quit after the third time Dave accidentally ate the Frisbee. Elena C. Shupr the mushroom, Dylan B. Jordan D.J. Brad D. and Danny P. People whose driver's licenses were stolen by Petrie and resold to a group of local teens. Currently a 15-year-old Teethling is pretending to be Brad D, and strangely enough, he's pulling it off. Good for you Teethling! Cutter W!

How'd we're for us back? Adam R! Mixologist Michael McD! Boundore's boy and jive G! Another team competing in the Salty Peak Beer Olympics. They had actually planned on using the name Bonfrairs and are currently thanking Melora for dodging such an embarrassing bullet. Just an eye, Elena M, Jacob C, Demio R, cyborg version of Josh the Cobald, and TJ M, the gnome Barbarian. Dwarven Artisans who have dedicated their entire lives to forging

a necklace that Mavris might one day deem kinda chill. Destincy, Traleigh the Cray-Fey, Richardx Machina, Sergio Salazar Salaman Sakarias de Sekwani, and Kelvin Noodles. A group of beer lovers stranded on a desert island. They've got plenty of water and food, but are fresh out of espresso milk stout. Can Max save them in time? Or will he get stuck in yet another sidebar? Tune in next week to find out.

Michael L. Tress the Traveler, Jory S. Ryan and flawless Whale. A crew of pack-tricks that went to law school with Papa. If it wasn't for them, our scramble man would have never passed his contract law exam. Mike H. Samuel B. Nicholas C. and Sam L. Professional hippofin riders who will be competing in salty peaks annual Wet Rodeo. It's like Sea World, but with less animal cruelty and way more cowboy hats. Yeehaw. Zolo Dolo.

Austin MR. Gage M. Colton B, and Matthew E. Carecatcher artists on the boardwalk have used their art to try to find Carl. Unfortunately all of their drawings of suspects have giant heads, tiny bodies, and a riding skateboard, so it's been no help. Yins Christian T, Andrew B, Reese NS, Eric and Andrea B. Kalea Elise and Jordan L. A crew of Mumford and Children's beer ambassadors who got everyone at the clam dunk, drunk last night.

This might explain why what his tread may never die killed so thoroughly. Matt M. Barnes and Adir, Jared E. C.C. Lulu and J. An emo band currently in a feud with treadred Nevers, their song, Tred on Arrival, has sparked heated controversy on the Bahumia emo message boards. Christopher B, Dana G, Eric G, Austin C, and Lucas B. A bunch of reckless teens who stole Petri's sedues and are now implicated in Carl's kidnapping. The Pack Drake is currently pursuing them. Luke H. Aiden R. H. Aaron S. Timmy R. and Devon W. Carl's other friend group.

Had he been with them last night, he wouldn't have been captured, but on the other hand, they don't like the Matrix as much, so it's kind of a trade-off. Michelle O. Dan, Calum L, Mike K, and Steven C. The editors of Murphoke Buzzfeed, aka Murmash. They've had a huge day for page views after one of their friends cut Maveris absolutely eating shit at the house party on his iPhone. Devastating. Maxwell C, Nikki W, Karen T. Shane B. and Grace G. The other members of the paddle puppies. They drink, they fight, but above all, they paddle.

Kevin M. Mateo C. Rahul N. Esmi M. and Robert F. Max crew of beer snob friends. None of them actually like each other, but he can't leave the crew or the rest of them will talk shit about his palette. Oh, that's rough! Michael C, Angel B, Kazimir the All Knowing, Chris R, and Nicholas D. The original owners of the Blu-ray Matrix trilogy, who the boys unknowingly stole from last night. Stay tuned for their spin-off, Blue Boy Summer. Panama James, Eric McD, Nathaniel P, Nick L, and Jack L, the evil twins of Maveris and his boys. They opted for the top gun aviators over the Matrix sunglasses. A respect that choice.

Temporal, Christian A, J. Dragonborn, Burley T. and the Red Rain. Treads backup band in high school who got absolutely no credit, and so they decided to strike out on their own. That band? The Beatles. Wow. Jonathan O. Drew Nasty, K.J. Feldannis, and Grant. A group of normal beachgoers who refer to themselves as normal beachgoers, so everyone always thinks

they're up to something, which they probably are. Dave H. Adrian the Halfling Bard, Eric B. John H.N. and Nick W. A helpful crew of night lifeguards who totally knew what happened to Carl. Too bad nobody spoke to them. What are you gonna do?

Adam G. Ryan W. New York. Axel A. And Catherine S. Maverick's family, who he neglected to tell about his upcoming beach trip. They just woke up and he was gone. But unlike the boys when they lost Carl, they absolutely do not care and are just gonna

keep watching the Matrix. Christian S. Zach W. Ben A. Nathan and Douglas A. Record holders at the Clam Dunk. No, not for eating the most clams, but for puking the most clams, which honestly is more impressive. Ritoran. Keith K. Brittany B. Emilio D. And Big Bad John. Carl's other friend group. Honestly, they're way more chill. We're not sure why Carl

doesn't just exclusively hang out with them. Mysteries About. Frankie Koala. Felix N. G. Jr. David K. Raphael O. Anastas and S. Just a small fraction of Tred's newest fans. And they only heard one of his songs. Imagine after they hear all 18 of his albums. They're gonna hate him. Pork Chop, Cody C, The Sandrayon, Janille M, and Hannah W. A family of hippophins swimming wild and free

beyond the mist. Beautiful, majestic, but not as funny as the ones the bonfires keep falling off of. That much, we know is true. Patrick B. Alice. Depressed demon hunter. Justin Raccoon and Vashgard.

Actors in Bohumiya's Matrix trilogy. Unlike in our world, the third film is the most popular. The second one is okay, and the first is just fine. Also Kiyon O'Reaves is in these movies too. Blair, the bug Blair, Blar Blarrian. Finn C. Alice A. Minette F and Lauren H. Some dwarves Mack was able to get to try his whole made IPA. It was a month ago, but the beer was so hoppy that Minette still feels super gassy.

Worth it right? Sovexel, Pat L, the eldest Barry, Jo-T, Maddy-Y, and Janina-E. Members of Hungry Dave's competitive disc golf league. They have never, ever even come close to beating Hungry Dave because he ceremoniously eats all their frisbees. What can I say, I got a brand. And that is all of our shout outs. Thank you all so, so much for listening and supporting us.

You are all honorary members of Maveris Crew and we will see you here next week. Bye!