Not Another D&D Podcast - The Mavrus Chronicles - Ep 4: Down the Chute (w/ Zac Oyama)

Episode Date: September 4, 2020

The boys of summer find out what's at the bottom of the chute. Tread's lyrics take on a new power, Mac has beef with an octopus, Mavrus eats plankton, and Hungry Dave feeds yet another animal. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!Sound design by Daniel Ramos (@Schubirds on Twitter & @Dr.Schubird on IG)MUSIC:"Hot Boy Summer" by Emily Axford"Escape from Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford"Jolene the Green" by Emily Axford"The Thinking Cap" by Emily Axford"A Sight for Sore Eyes" by Emily Axford"A Hospitable Farewell" by Emily Axford"A Glittering Reunion" by Emily Axford"The Forest" by Emily Axford"Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford"Deep Sea Lurker" by Emily Axford"Crash Landing" by Emily Axford"Snake Fight" by Emily Axford"Demi-God" by Emily Axford"Carl" by Emily Axford"Farewell to Fungen" by Emily Axford"A Miracle Child" by Emily Axford"Hippophin Chip Tune" by Emily Axford"Kiss of Life" by Emily Axford"The Purge" by Emily Axford"The Widow" by Emily AxfordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. My words exactly. Specifically hot boy summer Bohumia. The Bohumia of Mac, son of Mumford. Yep, that's me, Brian Murphy. Mac, son of Mumford. A beer beast with some new yeast. A hungry Dave the disc golf star. What's up y'all? Hella Chillin and Jelly Grillin. Who's with me? Hello, very good. D'you know, I really thought I had one more person. And you know, it caught me with my pants down. Why am I gonna say, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, my pants down. What am I going to say?

I need to read first, last time, so I had to give them last this time. This is the classic maveris of just showing up, just knowing that only half the class has to give presentations and just thanking people. I'm left to go. I really, really hope that the bell rings that I could get out of there,

and not still not do my assignment. And of course, tread never's the one man emo band. Spellcaster with a Stratocaster. Oh, yes. So sick. So last episode, the four of you successfully piloted the micro-brews-crews through a magical thunderstorm. Tread won a sing-off with the operatic Henry Cavalbird,

Mac doled out heels from his exterminator backpack keg, and when the tube of steam meffits shattered, hungry Dave and Maveris made their own steam using a sick combo of HD's fire breathing and Maveris's gust. He was sick. I love breathing with you, dude. I love breathing with you, dude. I love breathing with you, dude.

Yeah. Then you landed on a rocky beach, made a bonfire, and partied the rest of the night. It was a perfect summer evening. Unfortunately, you partied so hard that you woke up to discover you forgot to tie up the boat. Tread's guitar was badly water-damaged. Beyond repair, hungry Dave's chainmail polo had washed out to sea and only Maveris had remembered

to fall asleep in the shade. Fuck. I probably should have let someone know. I need a pillow, dude. You then cooked jellyfish on hungry Dave's sunburn scales, and headed into the island where you discovered an enchanted, overgrown garden and a very interesting cottage. Mac found some glowing carrots, but also got attacked by an onion man, and there were some dramatic sidebars. Inside the abandoned cottage, however, you found the journal of the person who once lived there, a powerful druid from Gladehome, who'd retreated to the island for a private life of quiet curiosity. She wrote about her studies of the sea, making friends with the Murfolk and found out that she was the one that summoned the mist to protect them.

But you also read of how she was visited by someone from Glade home who hated that the elves were wasting their long lives in the war against Osmodius and told her it was her duty to help. In this magical retreat, Dread also found a new guitar. Hungry Dave found some Murf Vogue Bracers. Mac found a tub of special breweries east and Mavers found a badass matrix duster that lets him swim underwater and billow dramatically as a bonus action. You also found scuba suits in a pocket walk-in closet that was disguised as a crumpled pair of jeans, and in that same walk-in closet you found the bachelor-rette rompers and sashes neatly folded. Outside of the pocket-walking closet, you followed flipper footsteps to discover they disappeared under the rug in the middle of the room.

There, you found a secret door. Tread played the chords on a piece of sheet music and it opened to reveal a shoot. One that leads to the bottom of the ocean. And that's where we are now. Staring down a shoot that based on the way that it swallows the echoes of your voices leads all the way down to the bottom of the ocean. Carl, Carl, did Carl? Trent, you're also holding this brand new guitar. And Mac, you have this special new yeast

that you just brewed beer with. I believe also that, Mavers, you're in this cool duster, hungry Dave, and Mac, you're in scuba suits. And I believe we left off with Tred in a bachelor at romper. That sounds about right.

Before you do anything, Tread, you actually look down at your new instrument after you've attuned yourself with it. She's a beauty. You've always had charisma, right, because you're a performer, so that's totally normal. But this charisma feels a little different, right? It's infectious. In the past, you always dreamed of performing on an empty stage with just you and your acoustic guitar. But then at the clam dunk, when you performed, your lyrics were so catchy that the entire audience sang along,

and it was amazing because instead of just you emoting by yourself, you all could feel something together. With this new guitar in your hands, your ability to do that seems to be growing. In fact, you now feel that once a day, as a reaction, you can expend one bardic inspiration to give your entire party bardic inspiration on their immediate next role. Oh my god. Yo! I'm like, I'm really leaning into the pop aspect of pop punk, I think. It's got wide appeal, man. It's okay.

Dude, this is like, crab-a-d-m-t-v-on-plugged. Dude. When the-when the curtain dropped and the drummers came out? Yeah. It's okay dude, this is this is like carababad mtv on plough dude When the foot when the curtain dropped and the drummers came out. Yeah What? If you're lyrics are catchier than ever the rest of the bomb first you can't get them out of your head They make you want to sing along Tread I'm serious you could be on the radio long. Tread, I'm serious. You could be on the radio. Really? I really think you could be on the radio. You could be downloaded illegally, dude. You think I could be

fucking torrented? You think I could get a Napster? I think you're a lime wire material, man. No shit. Wait, this new guitar, you could totally be torrented. In fact, you even see staining the edges of your guitar, the beginning of a seafoam green stain like a dream being manifest. Holy shit. I think I dreamed this guitar into life. I can't wait for you to sue a teenager who downloads your music. Allegedly, I just, I turned to Mavericks with tears in my eyes. Do you really think that could happen? I know it could. I put my arm on a shoulder. A single tear runs from beneath the Matrix sunglasses that I'm wearing.

If that isn't the fucking poster for the Bond-Fraur movie, I don't know what it is. A face with a matrix sunglasses in a single tear frame. It's being close up. Mac, you see, you see, you just had a similar experience to tread. You see him like looking at this new guitar with new understanding. You having brewed with this yeast and drank it, you also kind of have a new attunement with your yeast. And you realize finally what's different about it. In addition to being like

a cottage core IPA, which is like honestly such a good idea, if that doesn't exist already, that's fucked up. The yeast that's bubbling inside of it, it's more than just a living single-celled fungus. It's awakened, responsive, intelligent, adaptive. So previously when you used your ability to make your blessed brew, you had to make it, and everyone had to drink it immediately to get the effects, right?

Right. Now you can make a batch and you can tell the yeast when to activate it. So you can make a batch in the morning. You got however many bottles you can make and you can throw them to your friends when you want. Well, all right, everybody gather up. We're going to grab some cottage Core IPAs to bring with us. These are gonna be walk me down.

We're gonna prank them when we're in trouble. To the memories, to the best friends I ever had. And memories. I'll give you a hint. They might not be walk me down. They might be swimming me down. Even better. Okay, I'm gonna make some air locked bottles

that can go into our masks. We might drown, but it'll be in beer. That's actually gonna be useful for me because I'm in a romper, so I'm definitely gonna need some kind of Scooby-Kee. Well, you're gonna drown regardless. So let's go back in the gene to get you a Scooby-Soo. All right, cool.

Trent, give me an intelligence check just right now. That's a 16. A 16. Okay. You know that you're clinging to a dream. That's actually a nightmare going down there. And her mom would be, I can put the scuba suit over the romper.

I can do what the Bachelorette's couldn't. I can wear a bling. That's like funny. That's really funny looking. It'll be super bungee, but. I'm not sure that they couldn't. Tread is super skinny. Tread is really but. I'm not sure that they couldn't. Tread is super skinny. Tread is really thin.

I'm not gonna fight you on it. If you wanna do that, you can do it. We can maybe get some dish soap and help you squeeze in there. Yeah, do you want us to grease you down? Yeah, yeah, grease me down. Do we have any of that jellyfish left over? So much.

Let's jelly, let's jelly tread down I'll say that the jellyfish is now inert so it won't both heal and hurt you at the same time And you can just borrow its slime Okay, all right, yeah, I put some jellyfish on a cutting board and just beat the shit out of them to get some slime This is really fucking cool teamwork guys like you're showing up for me, and I appreciate it This is really fucking cool teamwork, guys. You're showing up for me and I appreciate it. Tred, do you want me to just like lather your downbub? Yeah, man, I do.

All right, yeah. What are friends for? As Hungry Dave, basically it takes one of those meat beaters to a challenge. I'm whistling Tred's song as I do it. You actually feel hungry Dave, a little tug at your khakis. I'm assuming you're wearing khakis. I couldn't find what you're actually wearing.

Are you wearing khaki cargo shorts? Okay, you feel a little tug at your khaki cargo shorts from a little green fist with claws. What? What's the evil, is that you? Hungry Dave, I think I will not be joining you. You saved my life and freed my edel from eternal suffering, but I have not a brave adventurer like you for. I am scared of what weights at the other end of that shoot. And also I quite like it here. It's beautiful and there's some beautiful winged eye candy. Uh, Seagull gestures to a nest in a nearby tree where Henry Cavill preens his feathers

and um, tends to his eggs. Whoa. Do you, do you think you have a shot at that? I can only hope. I've yet to make an introduction. I am intimidated. My man absolutely go with my blessing, tread. Yeah.

tread please. Your guitar has been given to you for a reason and is to give inspiration to Steve O so that he can hook up with that bird. Please don't use your inspiration. You know what, Steve is going to actually interrupt the... To save you from making this decision. Great, because my fingers are poised over the fretboard.

I just pour some beer into Steve O's mouth. Have this instead. Fred, what are you doing? Play! Actually, as you doing? Play, play. Actually, as you pour the beer, he turns to all of you with something concealed in his little wings. And then he looks like a little nervous, a little shy. He produces for homemade souvenir shot glasses. He's clearly taken four of the beer

tasting cups, like salvage them from the boat and has engraved in glass bone-fraer behavior with a little picture of a roaring fire and then in smaller more ornate script sort of forming a wreath below is written from sand bar to sidebar and back again. Oh my god. Fuck. This is legendary. I don't. Shit.

I don't know why you are nice to me, but thank you, bon frair. Mavericks is so pissed off. This is trying not to cry. You didn't have to do that. You didn't have to do that. You'll see this and Maveris any walks over and hugs you with not only his four paws, but also his wings. Just your little Drake hugging your calf.

Maveris hugs and steg go back. You're honorary bonfire in my book. You're an honorary bonfire. This is ultimate bonfire, babe. You're the bonfires. Tread, use your bar against Frazier on it. I'm a fucking sorry. You gotta do it, but look at the burn. Take your peel in.

You gotta know, like you're sick and tired. Well, just think of me and be a better... You don't enter out here again. Before you sing, there's a fun more thing I need to tell you. What? Why? Okay. Before you use this ability on me, there is one last piece of advice, okay? I've heard many tales from many drunkards and they speak, you know, and hear say in rumors,

but from what I know, rumors can spread even from the lips of the dead if the secrets they conceal are powerful enough. I have heard that they missed protects from teleportation and scrying. That would make it a powerful place to hide secrets. So be careful. You saw what something as simple as a secret did to my dear Essel. Yeah, well, that was real messed up. Okay, fine. If you really want to give me better inspiration, give it to me. When you're feeling low, like you're feeling little like you're sick and tired, well just think of me and be inspired. I'm inspired. Oh my god, you guys fucking know the lyrics. All of them do every single word that is in the song.

The voices of your friends singing your lyrics just sort of like emotionally buffets you. Does anyone have anything else they'd like to do? Also, you don't have to go down the shoot if you don't want. Should we toss down like a rock or something? Yeah, you can totally toss down a rock if you want. Okay, Kara watch out rock incoming. Dave, they're the rock. I heard it. Okay, let's find out what path this rock takes. Roll me a D20. That's a four. A four?

Okay, it veers right, and then you hear it clink, clink, clink, clink, all the way down the shoot, echoing up. Do we hear it sploosh or hit Carl? Don't hear it sploosh. No sploosh, no Carl. Interesting to look out for a sploosh, but the sploosh was not there. Hmm, didn't sploosh. Wait, okay. So it's, it forks, right?

Remember there's that, that, that thing we learned, right? Like it was like left is wrong. Stiegel said, um, S.O.C.A.P saying, if you go left, you will get left behind. The right way is the center. What is the path down there? I look down the tube. You look down and you see it goes, there's a drop and then it forks right and left.

Okay, but you can't go through the center. There's no center. There's no center. What the fuck? Okay, she's a liar. She's just a liar. I did. I saw a very honorable woman. See, she just gave you a shot class. Sorry

Mavers can I side by with you? Oh, yeah, that's like it. That's like his mom, dude. I understand It's like his mom. She's not a fucking liar. She just was like wrong She could have been talking about like another slide or something. There's probably a lot of slides. That's true. This isn't necessarily the only thing. Cool. So we threw a rock down one of them.

Let's try to throw a rock down the other. Hold on. I see if there's anything glowing in the cottage that I can throw down there, like breaking a glow stick and tossing it down a hole. Yeah. This is a cool arcane cottage. There's definitely like

especially once you get deep in the water Something that glows would be almost more precious than like a gem So like because you know something that captures sunlight and brings it down to the dark depths would actually be more precious So yeah, she has a glow stick Yeah, look in the freezer. Oh, I know there's no freezer. Yeah, I find some glow sticks that are probably made of snails. We should turn off all the lights. Can do that. All right, most snappy floor six. It's a continual flame. I don't know how you put out a continual flame. Yeah, I look at it and I go, whoa, this is cool. This is clearly an incredibly magical artifact and then I check it down the hole

Whoops, which way do you want to aim to throw it down? I guess to the right. Yeah, cuz we we has it already gone down right already went down the right Okay, so we want to get it down the left. Yeah, let's try the left Cool, so you throw this glow stick down the left and you hear the clink clink clink clink as it goes down The left side, but this time you hear a thunk, as it hits what sounds like yet another fork. So wait, the left side had another fork. And that did. So then that means I just had nothing. The right side just went straight down. So we go left and then we go right to be at the center. Or is that wrong? If you go left, you get left behind. Fuck, right way is the center.

Fuck. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, fucking. Steve, do we just, do we just send it? What do we do?

I'm sorry, are you having a problem? Do you think we should just send it, Steve? I think you should send it. you think we should just send it Steve oh? Thank you should send it Okay, we're so sending it Steve. Oh, we fucking love you. You got a fucking job glasses. That's like fucking absolute bonfire behavior your absolute toast before we fucking send it down these Yeah, let's get a little little buzz a light buzz. It's like yeah power hour Okay, a good friend will be bail you out of jail. And even better friend will be in jail with you. That's one for our behavior.

That's cool. Like we're all in jail right now, baby. Okay. Um, so the fact that there's another fork is scary, but hopeful, and the fact that to the right, there is not a fork is scary. Can we make an insight check on that? Or, yeah. Nat 20. Nat 20. Yeah, I can thank you.

Okay, you know what, I'm gonna fucking pair this. This is actually just gonna be like a weird, intuitive wave that comes to you. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna fucking pair this. This is actually just gonna be like a weird Intuitive wave that comes to you When you say that thing about like a better friend will be in prison with you something about like the Being trapped when you look down the right you almost like make a connection between Those two ideas in your head that feels

foreboding. Feels like I'm getting a foreboding vibe from the right. Okay, should we not send it? Do we not, do we, do we, do, let's not send it there. Let's not send it on the right. Let's send it left. Do I send it left and then send it from the left to the right? Okay. Let's give it a shot.

Dave, I dare you to jump down here to the left. All right, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna jump down and I'm be ready to brace and just block everybody if we go too far, okay? That's bonfire behavior. Cool. That is good. It is kind of like a one person slide.

So you will kind of have to go one at a time. Basically, here's how this works. This shoot has an effect on it. That's like a grease spell, which is fun, because it means that you go super fast. We just can't really maneuver yourself as easily. So, as you're going down, when you hit this fork, give me a deck save to try to go into the left one.

You could also presumably use like acrobatics if you give me like a really good acrobatic description Okay, first first before we get greased up. I'm gonna go ahead and I've actually been using bless wrong I've been only doing it on one person, but I can do it I'm gonna do it at a second level and hit all four of us with a bless. Oh hashtag blessed all right, so I'm already shirtless I lost my shirt, so I'm just gonna cover myself in jellyfish grease, sort of acts like alo at this point.

Right, yeah, double greased. And I think I'm gonna go head first. Yeah, I was thinking the same. Just unnecessarily dangerous, I love it. And then I'm gonna have my claws out in case I need to like scrape along the side and try and guide myself And before Dave goes in I've already cast bless, but I'm gonna cast light And I'm just going to light up Dave

So Dave is now Dave what color do you want to be? Well Always water would be like to be like a blue dragon. Wow. Give me that blue light. I give Dave a blue aura. Put on a lightsaber. Dave, you look like the hottest that a flame can be. That's right, burn bright baby, bonfires for life.

And then I use Prestid Digitation to cause little sparkles up here on my sunglasses. Amazingly unnecessary. So now our great our greased up shirtless friend is glowing blue and is about to jump down a shoot. Alright. Great Dave, talk me through what you'd like to do now. I make sure that someone's filming. No one's filming. No one's filming. Does his tread on the proud behavior?

Mavericks takes out a speaking stat and starts filming. I don't know how much space I have, so you have to hurry. Don't delete my photo. Do not delete my photo. And then what I do is like right before I go down, I put down my shorts and I fart in maverick's face Freaking catch me dude

I'm gonna try to fireball to him His AC is low right now. Oh, I'm gonna gust it back at him. I'll gust it back. Oh my god Dude you're gonna fart up the shoe I'm gonna mess up my sphincter HD you farted at the fucking shoe It smells rinking your mouth Smells so bad in the fucking shoe that jelly went through me so quick. We're fucked. We're fucked I'm gonna yarp in the freaking shoot I think as the fart explodes in my asshole, I launch myself into the doll. All right.

Watch this glowing blue dragon was sparkly sunglasses release a a fart so potent you can see it Propels him down to the fork which way do you want to go? All right, so I go left first So give me a dex saver acrobatics just because it's a slip-and-slide kind of thing Like you're going fast now. You're in it right. I'll do acrobatics if I can You also have bless 22 beautiful hungry, you effortlessly slide head first. You curve left, you speed down this shoot and you encounter the same fork

that you heard the glow stick hit. And the rest of you up there, you can actually see this because he's all lit up. He's essentially a dragon-born glow stick just filling up this tunnel with all this light. Can I try and like stop myself at the fork? Basically like, like, like, uh, give me a strength check to try to like,

push yourself up. Yeah, I want to straddle the fork so that in case, my friends accidentally start going down the wrong side, I can push them to the right. Dude, you're gonna nut yourself, you're gonna nut yourself on the fork, dude. Fordust, part is to the right. Think of your nards, dude're gonna know it yourself on the fork dude for this part is to the right think of your nards dude think of your freaking nards do not fart again dude I'd give my left or right not for either of you for any of you either either wait

wait which two can I start you you gotta catch me to find out which two can I start bar with you echoes through the shoe and hungry what is hungry Dave's here? Is this another, I know this is a strength check. Athletics, yeah, because you're trying, are you trying to like hold yourself on the wall? Yeah. Okay, 12.

12? Okay, luckily for you, this is a situation where consequences are bad, but the DCs are low. So 12 is enough. Okay, cool. So hungry Dave, you strain and stop yourself mid tunnel, your precious goods dangling over this fork, but because you are glowing, you can actually see below you. And what you see is through the right side of this new fork, it goes straight down into

darkness. But through the left side, there's yet another fork. Oh my god. There's forks and forks down here. It's like a silverware drawer. There's too many fucking forks for us to send it. And you keep going, F. Yeah, we gotta just send it, dude. Mac jumps down. I'm glad you went second because I definitely didn't want to go

in through the fart first. Oh, dude! That's true. The the fart first. Oh, dude. That's true. The sheer fart buffer. The sheer force of this little cannonball dwarf disperses the smell of the fart for everyone else, but he takes the full force of the fart. She's got ripped up in his beard. And which way do you want to go?

Left or right, Mack? Left. Give me a deck save. Ooh, baby. 17. Great. You make it. You land on hungry babies.

Oh, fuck! Fuck! I think my sack ripped. I'll say you just like land on him with your legs over his shoulders. OK, we're clogged up here. Save. shoulders. Okay, we're clogged up here. It's safe. Um, Fred, either way, you'll strongly about third or fourth. Um, this is not exactly sending it.

Would you guys just fucking go? Should we? Somebody don't, Maverick, let's, let's send it together. Oh, we can't, right? I don't think we can. Just fucking go, dude. Somebody jar. I'll send it. I'm gonna send it. Uh, Maous goes, time to enter the matrix. And... Ha ha ha ha. Ernie plays you, enters the matrix.

It's like, it looks like the phone cords that they go through. It does. You're right. All right. I'll roll. Just new, Duster instantly covered in grease. Not one, not one plus two.

No! No! Okay, there is a chance this could work out for you because this is a random thing, right? It's like you're trying to go left, but now your body's just gonna go a random direction. So roll me a D20 and tell me what you get. If you get one through nine, you're gonna go right.

If you get 10 through 20, you're gonna go right if you get 10 through 20. You'll actually just like randomly go left. 17. Okay. Fucking God. Oh cool. I think you take like that fork to the mouth and call backwards the right way.

I did my forehead. Dude, did you send it? You should definitely send it, but be careful. Like, don't send it too hard. I hit the middle of my forehead on the wall. You know, it was a fork. Did you just dive straight down? That was a hurt so fucking bad.

Really, I get talk right now. Only for myself. Now, if you want mevers to land on max shoulders who is on Hungry Dave's shoulders, I'm gonna need a strength saving throw from hungry day That's the point because the people are piling up It's a 17 cool. All right hungry Dave you are like I mean Your fucking sturdy dude steady steady Dave steady don't fart don't fart

Can't promise anything and then what would you like to do? Tried to you want to try to be the fourth person on the top. Okay. I think I think it's time for me to send it But first before I send it I want to look out the window and see if Steve O is Talking to Henry Cavill to see if Steve O is gonna send it Steve O has a plus five to persuasion. Let's say that like a Steve O is trying to persuade Henry Cavill just to like go for a fly. Yeah, nothing crazy, just to fuck it.

Those eggs are gonna need a good death. I can't believe how unantiminated Steeglill is, just to shoot it out like this. It's immediately going for it. Steegl got an eight plus five, so that's 13. They have Bardic. They can use the bardic. I can't fucking did use one.

Okay, actually this is the first time this ability comes into play. Stegel rolled a one, but Jake and I came up with a thing for his ball skin notebook that whenever someone rolls a one with his bardic, they can reroll it. That's right. Oh. Eddie got a five.

Shit, that means I got an 18. Steve, oh. Uh, Tread, as your body leaves this cottage, you see, Stiegel make Henry Cavill fucking laugh the most operatic male. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And enters the nest and it looks like it's going fucking well. That's absolute bonfire behavior. Now give me your deck saver, you want to go left?

Oh yeah, all right, I'm jumping in. I whisper Jack knife. Did you say Jack knife to yourself, dude? I really echo it down here. It's super echo. You said you'd sound like you screamed Jack knife. I'm just really worried about like my sack situation of one more person lands on us.

Like I'm doing okay right now, but like one more person I think is gonna be just too much pressure on the sack. 14. 14 is going to pass. I'm gonna give you a strength save to support all of your bros. Hang on Dave.

You got this dude. Dave. You got this, dude. Dave, we're gonna call you, dude. Okay, that's a two. That's a 14 total. Unfortunately, that's not gonna make it. No! With this many boys on your shoulders, that's a pretty serious strengthening.

You were trying to vandam the sides of this tunnel, but... Did he split it? Did he crouch? Did he have torsion? Oh, he's got a particular torsion. That's what you ate too many clams. I have to lose it. So the question is now everyone tell me which way they want to go left or right because

you're all going to fucking fall. We have to go left again, right? Well, I thought we're going to go right. I thought left was the one that was of four, right? Left has a fork and it right does not. We definitely don't have time to discuss if Dave make the call. Dave, yeah, make the call.

Which way do you wanna go and give me your deck, save or acrobatics check? Oh my God. All right, let's go left. Okay, give me your deck save or acrobatics. Acrobatics is going to be a 21. Great, Dave, you fucking go left. Okay, give me your tech save or acrobatics acrobatics is going to be a 21 great Dave you fucking go left you see this next fork let's maybe resolve you before we go to everyone else You've got a fork. It's another fork. It's not three ways yet. It's just on left and all right

Keep going left. I don't know dude Keep going left. I don't know dude. Just let's go and let's see more forks cool send it and let us know. All right, are you good back there? I thought maybe you just jumped over falling. We're falling down a fucking cheat. I hit my head earlier and I don't know if I'll recover. It ever says hurt. All right, send it, send it. Yeah, I'm gonna go left. You need me to make another check. Oh, yeah, just one more. Oh That is only a nine Okay, hungry Dave you're diverted to the right. Oh But through the right path there are now three Passages whoa

One the left one the center one the right we right. We got center. Get hit it. Fucking send center. Dude, go! Go dude. Send it. Jackknife. I fully go like plank straight towards the center. Great.

I will make you roll for it. I mean, you're going essentially the path of weast resistance. So, hungry Dave, you jackknife down or pencil dive, or actually you're going ahead first. You head first pencil dive through and you land in a glass enclosure surrounded by open ocean.

Whoa. It's almost like a reverse aquarium. Boys, get down here. It's a shark encounter. Sweet, so that's me. So I will go left first one. Cool. 18?

Yep. You successfully go left. Then I will attempt to go right. Ooh, eight. OK, Mack, this is bad. You start to fall. Can I die after, Mack? Yeah, yeah.

Well, how do you want to try to maneuver this? Because Mac is starting to go into potentially a bad one. I don't know how dangerous this is, but I'm just going to do it anyway. I think I want to catch up to where you thunderstep to bounce over to the top. Oh, oh, sweet. Because I'm going to let you do do it because hungry Dave is like glowing

I'll say that you can thunders step to where hungry Dave is glowing sick from max light go with the glow I gotta shake my boy, and so I'll dive down. Do I make any rolls for that? or no, I mean if you're gonna use a spell fuck yeah, so Maveris grabs Mac and in a burst of thunder and lightning, you also both appear in this glass enclosure surrounded by open ocean. You see fish swimming all around you. But before we can enjoy the beautiful sights, we have one last bonfire.

Right before I fall, I reflect on how cool it looked that Maveris did that in a dusting. I feel like reading. Alright, so I'm gonna try to go left. That's a 17. Cool. You do it successfully go left. Trying to go right? 12th Chad guess what you nail it. Oh, and then center 14 nice Okay, so the final bonfraers deposited on this pile of bonfire I fart at when I went do we all land stacked again. Yeah, you live stacked again As you guys land in this glass cube at the bottom of the ocean,

it clicks to you that the riddle was left, left, right, center, disguised as different directions. Oh, oh, fuck. Are we in water? We just in glass looking into water. So you are in sort of a glass cube surrounded by the ocean. It feels like an Instagram ad for an experience

you could do somewhere like Abu Dhabi. So you're a good girl. So you look around you and you see like, shoals of fish are swimming overhead. You see like cuddle fish of fish are swimming overhead, you see like, cuddle fish, changing their colors and patterns. There's an octopus who has suctioned his tentacles on the glass and trained his little camera eye

on you to get a better look. In front of you, there is another glass enclosure and a door to get into it. This is like an airlock, you know. But you do see 70 feet away. Another glass cube. This one doesn't have a door to the ocean. It's a trap. And this one is slowly filling with a potent cloud of box jellyfish venom. This is where you would have landed. Well, thank you. Thanks, thanks, Mavericks. Appreciate it. Mavericks looks over shoulder in like a cool pose and no problem. I've been saved by the one.

Do you think it's too late to get that jelly? I think that's bad jelly day. Yeah, man. Something's wrong with that jelly, dude. So there isn't actually a jellyfish in there. It's more like someone took the nomadisists, which are the, like, Harpoon, like, microscopic structures that a jellyfish delivers it's sting with, and they isolated them

and then pumped them into this room. Oh, they just took a bad part of the jelly. That's all bad jelly. It's not bad jelly. Oh, let's just bad, no. It feels like an episode of Jackass. The jelly gel. So yes, you guys are in this. Oh, yeah, the jelly room.

You're in this little airlock, and you clearly have a way to get out into the open ocean. There is also the other thing that you'll see is right outside this airlock, there's a coral reef. Whoa. OK, we see, I think first things first, let's see if there's any evidence of where the bachelorette went. Because they know something and I think they took coral.

I know, no way. I don't buy it. I think coral didn't close. I think coral didn't close, guys. I slap mac and face. Don't say that. I slap mac and face. Don't say that.

Dude. Don't you talk about coral like that. I slap mac and face. Don't say that. I slap mac and face. Don't say that! Dude! Don't you talk about Carl like that. I slap mac and face. Why? Why do you like mac and face? Why? I slap Chad. Oh!

Well, at least that one made sense. You're being hysterical. I was being hysterical. If one person's hysterical, we all are okay. It's concerned, okay? Let's look and see if there's any evidence of where anybody who came down here before us. Okay, can we do like a little inspection of the ocean

to see if there's any predators lurking? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, tell me what you want to look for. There's been a lot of octopus stuff going on. I'm gonna look at this octopus real hard. Yeah. So I got a not of octopus stuff going on. I'm gonna look at this octopus real hard. Yeah So I got a matte one looking at this octopus. Okay, this octopus Just sort of flexed at you and is certified with you. You fucking hold me back. All right, Mac boys. Chiles This octopus wants to go dude. Okay, so I said go. Okay, you're

I'm sorry. I only're Too fucking arms you You're the fuck you're a little mermaid dude. You're human though. Tentacle doesn't really have filangees For some reason the way that it's holding up. It's tentacle looks like a fucking middle finger Okay, that's not that's not fucking cool. That's not cool at all. All right. Yeah, all right I thought mag was being a little heated, but like honestly, honestly, let's get in the fucking water. Let's get in the water, boys. You're lucky this glass is here.

I rolled a 17 on nature. What are you looking for? I wanna see, I'm looking at myself in the reflection of the glass and realizing I'm blue now and I see the cuddle fish changing colors. And I wanna try to communicate with the cuddle fish using Presto Digitation. Oh my gosh, that is such a cool move.

And I'm in love with it, yes, what do you wanna say? I think like with my fingers, I kind of like make each finger change colors. And I just wave in what I think is cuddle fish for sup. Just because I love this move so much, you just something clicks, You're at the bottom of the ocean. You are changing colors. You just straight up did it. You said sup and the cuddle fish mirrors exactly the combination that you did back at you. All right. All right.

You tell him tell him that that octopus is like stepping back. Yeah. Does the Yeah, you think they'll back us up? Yeah, just a... Okay, are they boys with the octopus? I, I, I think her, I think signal, tell your boy to step. Wait, what are you doing? Dude, Daysticks is tongue out in winks. With my hand, I signal to the cuddle fish, tell your boy to step down.

That's a bit intricate. Um, so the cuddle fish likes you and you will find out why this was a great move later. Anyone else? I got an 11, and I was just trying to look at the coral reef to see if I saw anything. Okay, so you look at the coral reef, right? It's like this massive structure of branches

and spikes and veins, and it's in oranges and pinks and purples that are as vibrant as sunrises. It's teeming with life. You get the sense that without any fish or folk here, this reef is living without the threat of human predators, so it is thriving. But there is one thing that even with an 11 you notice, there's some out-of-place objects on there. There is a speaking stone and there's like, you know, a bikini top and some other stuff. And you get the sense that the currents of the ocean drag some litter or spoils of a sunken ship into this reef and then they get snagged or stuck in the reef.

Should we text Carl to see if that's a speaking stone? We text him sup. In the distance, in this reef, a little light lights up. What the? Okay, out the door. Okay, let's send it. Let's fucking send it. Let him send it.

I throw him. Were that octopus and good over there? Yeah, we jump into the fucking water. Okay, out the door. Okay, let's send it. Let's fucking send it. Let him send it. I throw it on my... Were that octopus can get over there? Yeah, we jump into the fucking water. Great, so you go through the airlock, you... I mean, do you do it responsibly or do you want to flood this shoot? Let's fucking flood it. That's fun for air behavior.

We have no respect. Fuck this place. Let's get so wet. Alright, the bumfer is fun. Let's absolutely get drenched. Flood this shoot. And you now approach this reef. Can I make an intimidate check to the octopus as we go by it? Absolutely, yeah.

I'm swimming 60 feet a second or whatever. You are like, man-to-ray stats right now. I'm just stunt at it. 20, not that. 20, you absolutely fucking intimidate this octopus. In fact, what you see is, I don't know if you know this until now, but an octopus can squeeze their body through an incredibly small hole

so long as their beak can fit. So you could see an entire octopus squeeze through a crevice that's only like an ancient diameter. You intimidate this octopus and it literally like solrps into a tiny tiny hole in disappears. Yes, slurp away dude. Slurp away dude. Slurp on out of here. Slurp on out of here. You're lucky. You got your friends. You're not too fucking lucky. You're fucking lucky you can slurp. And since we're all underwater now I'm just constantly sending messages to everybody so we can talk. You're not too fucking lucky you can slurp and since we're all under water now

I'm just constantly sending messages to everybody so we can talk I think like I don't really want that to be like get in the way so like we can just say that anyone wearing a scoob Isu like almost like just casts message in each other's head and Mavis you're just like of the scene now you can just talk and your voice just resonates at a frequency that it can be heard. We're not gonna worry about why not. It's our scatting. How's my guitar? Is my guitar alright?

This thing, I don't know if it should get wet. Yeah, these scuba suits are like magical. So anything that you're carrying is like withstanding the water pressure. Cool, I lost one. I'm not getting damaged. I lost one fucking guitar to the ocean. I don't wanna make a habit of it. Um cool. Let's let's go to our

Where we saw the light. Okay, yeah, okay. I just your further cuddle fish to follow us. The cuddle fish follows you. Beautiful. You are just collecting like familiars as hungry day. I gotta get this little guy snack. It starts shimmering in rainbow colors and it nosles into your hand, like asking you to pet it. I use my hand to signal, uh-huh, that's wild.

Yo, his last familiar totally closed. So stick with this guy, you're going places, but I'm not resting until every animal falls. Cool, so you guys step into this water and I mean, have any of you ever been diving before your characters? Definitely. Not going to go without. Not like under an island or whatever. Tread's not very adventurous. Maybe snorkeled once. Mack is a jeans at the beach guy, so this is just strange.

For the first time in your life, you're surrounded by water, but because of your magical attire, it feels like you're floating through refreshingly cool water. And as you flood this shoot, you are surrounded by the ocean. See anemones dance as if to the same song, moving with the rhythm of the tide. Some of them are even as tallest trees. There's a pot of dolphins playing catch

with a chunk of coral, balancing it on their noses, and manta rays soar and swoop overhead. It's just, the world is busy down here. This would be a beautiful day if our boy wasn't kidnapped. Yeah, like Carl especially would fucking love this stuff right here. He would absolutely.

Yeah, honestly, Carl's usually the one that takes pictures. We've taken like no pictures. He loves all things. I feel like I've been taking the pictures, some of them. The cuddle fish, hungry Dave, goes like nudges at your pocket as if to say like I'll take a picture. Oh, fuck, would you? Yeah.

Mavers is that cool? I'd love to share the burden. I'm pretty sure Mavers is the only one with a waterproof speaking stone. So yeah, you give the cuddle fishy. He barely has any room on there. Give the fish your otter box dude. I don't want to delete any apps.

I don't know if I can. He downloaded, he has Final Fantasy 8 on there and it's so big. It's so slow. It's almost on there. Wait the apps before you delete any of the recent photos please. Try to, you know what? Give me a love check to see if this tentacled cuddle fish knows how to work

to restri-al technology. Okay, I just be careful, man, because like I'm, I had an idea for an album cover and oh fuck. I rolled a three fuck. This cuddle fish flashes a pattern of colors that hungry Dave, you know to be embarrassment as it accidentally fumbles and deletes the picture. It had to skip the video of hungry Dave farting in my face. It's okay. You know, we all make mistakes. We all make several mistakes in a row. You all lie in front of the reef for a group photo. Treads, my whole dude.

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me. Go team pants and enjoy the show. You know what, actually hungry Dave. What's up? You look at the reef and at the very, very top, you see something metallic and Robin's egg blue. Oh, dude's my polo. If your chainmail polo are the odds. The very top of the reef. This is fucking serendipitous, unless. Clearly, I must have washed a board or.

Do you all think that I look better without it though? Oh, you can definitely like super sunburned is the only thing like your body's awesome. Yeah, yeah You're super fun. It's just that you're constantly greasing yourself up. You're just constantly greasy So you're not using any SPF only greased. Yeah, right I feel like it's blocking a little bit of it. There's definitely some zinc in here. Might be magnifying it. Yeah.

I'll get the shirt, but like, I don't know if I'm gonna wear it yet. Okay, just have it as an option. For sure, yeah, try to get it. All right, yeah, I snagged my shirt real quick. It's, so you're at the bottom of the reef, but this is at the top of the reef. So you're still like 50 feet away from it.

You'll go track down Carl's phone. I'm gonna grab my shirt real quick and I'll double back with you, okay? We'll wait for you, man. We're not gonna fucking go into the reef without you. Man versus swim up to the mantarays and is trying to do it. Dance with me.

Ah, give me a... Good new performance or persuasion? No, I'm too persuasive. The performance is good too. Persuasion is better, so I'll try that. Natural 20 again. I've not done. Oh my god.

Are you fucking kidding me? OK, here's what happens. So, Manterays, you instinctually know this now, wearing the mantle of the ray. I guess what we're calling. No longer people. Duster. Um, you know that sometimes

Manterrays will start to swim in a squirrel to get all of the plankton in the area concentrated in them. They create what's called like a Manterray vortex. You join this Manterray vortex and feed on plankton amongst I'm hinges is John swims and circles what the fuck did the fuck is mappers doing why can't we eat anything? He's hungry. Can we anything fucking normal this we eat good today boys for once on the side here. This is strange

And I think we should go back to eating just wish like a fucking like a burger for lunch. Can we have a fucking cheeseburger? Actually pretty good Dave fills up his shot glass with plank. I know I want to eat fucking plankton It's inhaling sea water. I mean don't knock it so you try it Dave. Go get your shirt dude. You have to go whatever Fine fuck hungry Dave you go up you see your Robin's egg blue chainmail polo hanging from some spiky coral and ask you reach for it a massive, beady, serpentine eye of a coral Drake opens. It spots you the sort of camouflage effect of its multi-colored and textured coral-looking body dispels, and you realize that a huge chunk

of this coral reef was this Drake. She whips her head up from slumber. You see now that those spikes are sort of like a little mohawk ridge on her head and she says, who dares steal from my horde? Everyone roll initiative. Oh my god. Dave, shit. Dave, are you talking to the ring? Are you talking to the rock, Dave?

Oh, no, it's a dragon. Turns out there were two shirts. This is her shirt. Clearly there was a sale. We should go. Shout out to the two crew on initiative, man. What does that become? It becomes a four.

It's a 22 for Dave. I got a nat 20. I got a 13. The coral Drake rolled pretty poorly, so first up is Hungry Dave. Hungry Dave, you're staring at your armor. Now, this is heavy armor. Normally, it would take 10 minutes for you to suit back up, right?

That's the rule with heavy armor, however. To doff it. If all of your boys were to suit back up, right? That's the rule with heavy armor. However, if all of your boys were to take a turn, use one of their turns to help you, I'll let you put it on in one round. Seems not worth it. That is not worth it. Do you remember when I vandammed for all of you? Yo, Dave, you fucking, not only did you say you'd give your nut for us, but you also grease me up when I wanted to wear a romper and a scoop of suit. I will sacrifice my turn for you, brother.

You grease my back, I'll grease yours. I'm just not sure. It's not that I don't like days. I like Dave a lot. It's just that I think this Drake is gonna kill us if we don't do things. I think we probably, I think you would look great in it. I just, it's like, I just saw my speed, baby.

Look, I'm happy to be, I'm happy to be out-voted. I just want, Dave, I just want you to sidebar with these two guys afterwards because you, you knew where I stood. Okay, Tread, you're being kind of a rat if you're gonna fucking ask. R. If you're gonna fucking ask, you're gonna fucking ask Dave to fucking sidebar. You know what Dave will be discussing.

I was worried that you wouldn't give me, you wouldn't sacrifice a nut for me. So that's where this is coming from. Yeah, there's three of us, there's two nuts, dude. Who doesn't get a nut? The coral drink here is all this, and says, you all have a very toxic relationship. You have a toxic relationship. You sit down here and you fucking collect clothes.

It's fucking weird. Freaking steel shirts. The ocean brings them to me. This is Dave's shirt. That's my shirt. If you look inside it says Dave G right there. Yeah, you crossed out that guy Frank and now it's just Dave's shirt. Yeah, I stole it from Frank Kinnakhan. Okay, I agree. That's your turn. What do you crossed out that guy Frank and now it's just Dave's shirt. Yeah, I stole it from Frank Kinnickhan. Okay, I agree. That's your turn. What do you want to do? Can I just do a quick insight

to make sure that like this dragon wants to fight us. There's nothing to be done there, right? Yeah, but give me an insight anyways. That's a natural one. This is this Drake. You should feed this Drake. This is this Drake, you should feed this Drake. I offer the Drake some plankton. And it slashes it away. What do you think everyone likes plankton? Alright, I feel like with that net one, I tried to like reason with this Drake, but now I'm fucking steamed because this Drake has got my shirt. And it's like my favorite fucking shirt that I stole from

Frickinacan. I'm gonna fucking toss a disc at it. I'm gonna freaking sling a bee at this Drake. Start it up. All right, on my first attack, that's gonna be 24 to hit. Yeah, that hits. And I'll go ahead and do a bursting arrow on this one. Okay.

Oh yeah, Dave's got those new bracers that make his bees fling so hard underwater. Yeah. Check out all these bubbles when I fling my You see your your mo your murfolk bracers Glow as you fling a big whoa The enchantment comes into effect in your bees ignore any water resistance and I am still glowing blue Dude the spell ended, but you're still blue. Are you blue vengeance? What they've spoken of?

What? Indeed. Dabadee. Dabadar. That's gonna go over the head of a lot of our audience. But it's really gonna land with some. You gotta keep it niche, boys. That is going to be 10 damage and then an extra 7 force damage.

Okay. And then I'll attack again. Ooh. Yeah, I activate my left bracer to fling that B and then I activate my right bracer. So I'm just flinging both hand and I'm doing ambidextrous. Ambidextrous disc thrower. 21 to hit. That does hit, yeah.

And that is 12 more damage. You would come to my horde, steal from me, then hit me with flying discs. Yeah, it's called disc golf. It's the sport of kings. They don't have fucking disc golf under water. No! What do you guys do? Just play water polo? Yes!

Aha! Mac. Absolutely savage. It appears that octopus pissed me off. That's what we have fully retreated. On initiative 20, there is a layer action. You are in this reef. However, the layer action was supposed to be the cuddlefish hypnotizing you with its colors. And so because Hungry Dave made this gesture, the cuddlefish is just not going to do anything. So you escape your first layer action by using your undersea knowledge to extend an olive branch. I scoop my shot glass full of plankton and krill and I offer it to the cuddlefish as a little shooter. It eats the glass and like crunches down on the glass.

No, dude, that was looking like kids from Steve. That is bonfire behavior, though, nonetheless. That was a keepsake. Okay. We're down to three. You can probably have one of someone else's. So I guess like, we're gonna need to build like a rotation for the shot.

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Wow. That was actually a pretty mature sidebar. I'm going to say that tread can get a plus one to his next role. Oh my god. Because I really felt like that sidebar was about tread's needs, not yours. That was growth. Mac is going to swim up and

shove plankton in the Drake's mouth while casting a bestow curse. Okay. So it needs to make a wisdom saving throw. Absolutely rancid, dude. Love it. It has a plus one. Okay.

A 10. That is a failure. You touch a creature and the creature must succeed on a wisdom saving throw become cursed for the duration of the spell. When you cast the spell, choose the nature of the curse. I'm going to pick while cursed, the target must make a wisdom saving throw

at the start of each of its turns. If it fails, it wastes its action that turn doing nothing. Oh my gosh What is the save that it needs to be and used to do wisdom save at the beginning of each of his turns? It is a concentration for me. So if I lose concentration that stops working, but for now it has failed. Okay Next up is Maveris. Shit, dude. That was absolutely sick.

I'm just gonna use Corchengray on them. Yeah, go for it. Alright, so roll three attacks. That would be a 24 to hit. That hits. Second attack. 18. 18 does hit.

And then a 15. 15 misses. That's, uh, 12 damage. 18 does it and then a 15 15 misses It's 12 damage Mavericks ask you unleash these rays into this Drake down near like the sort of leg of the Drake It lights up What you saw before which is Carl's speaking stone? Can I how far away would you say I am that? 60 feet away, but you did to kind of use your swim speed to come. I probably did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Cool. That's my turn.

Anything. Next up is the coral Drake. Let's see if the fucking Drake does anything. Yeah, has a plus one and it rolled a five. Nice. Nice The coral drake is just I don't know what you did to me little dwarf You got in his head Mac you got fully in his head I I'm fucking pissed at you all you you and all your little fucking octopus and shit I don't work with the octopi shouldn't have given me the fucking finger we could have been buds then And then that is tread. Okay, here's a question for you. Can I cast Bisto curse twice?

Can a creature have two curses? I mean, I think so, yeah. Two different people cast it. It would be concentration, so someone couldn't cast it twice. But yeah. In that case, I sing, I feel bad, but yeah. In that case, I sing, I feel bad, but you should feel worse.

I bestow upon you a fucking curse. Oh gosh. And I'm gonna try to, I'm gonna try to curse this dragon and or this drake and make the effect disadvantage on wisdom saving throws. Oh my God. This is all incredible spell casting, and I cooked my DMing dough specifically to make them worse,

and it is coming into play because I rolled a six, so that's a seven to try to not get this curse. Oh my God. He does fail. Whoa, sick combo trend. Really a sick combo. This is really fair. 20 here to the spellcaster.

I think it was all because you sidebarred with me in such a cool fucking mature way Next up is hungry Dave. I'm going to attack and then we'll see if I want to do something after that Cool, let's gonna hit that's 23. Okay, that hits. It's just six damage. Take my second attack 22 hits. That's just six damage. Take my second attack. 22. And that is going to be 14 damage. 14. And I'll hold off on doing a arcane shot this time, but I will use my action surge to swim up to the Drake and steal my shirt back. With this Drake completely incapacitated by multiple spells, yeah, you can just grab a fucking thing. Goal to shirt. Great. Congrats, Dave. You guys have absolutely destroyed everything for me. So now it is, okay, so now there's another layer action. The Mantarees that that Mavers was swimming with. Mavers, you will be immune to this since you know the movements of the Mantarei now,

especially having just gone through this song and dance, but they will now use their cyclone feeding in a way that creates a vortex. Everyone within 30 feet. So I'm saying, I think everyone's probably around. Yeah, we had to touch for Bisto Curse. So you had to touch. Yeah, me, Dave and. Okay, so the Manteray vortex leaves the area where Mavericks would be and goes to the area where Tread and Mack and Hungry Dave are.

And Mavericks, what's up with your boys, dude? What's up with your boys? What's up with your boys, dude? Boys? What's your boys' boys? Okay, brother, a guy? Yeah, toned the layoff, what's going on? I don't wanna give me a strength save. So can, now is it a time for me to use my new guitar? Absolutely, go for it, do your single log.

All right, so yeah. I'm sending something to the chat, guys. What? You have a line line you can just do like Rook punk rock okay ready everybody. I'm ready Brother to brother we look out for each other to be your best boy stole word savior to stand side by side to stand side by side. That's that's a amazing

amazing so with a mere reaction try to is able to summon the passion of his bros in a beautiful sing-a-long now everyone may add a bardic inspiration to this

strength save. That's a tonight. to this strength save. That's a nice. D8. Ooh, I got a map one to start. At least I got a seven. You're no longer blessed to remember because it's kind of been long enough for me. Right, it's been a lot of time. That's a 15. Oh wait, no it's more.

Jesus God, 16. After Bardic, I got a six. Oh my God. Oh, it's a 24 for Dave. Mack, you will take 17 bludgeoning damage from this vortex cyclone of manta rays. Okay, I need to do a concentration check. That's a lot of fucking damage.

Okay, past 16 I got. All right, Mack, you take a ton of fucking bludgeoning damage, but you're still thinking about how much you want to curse this curse this Drake and that is your turn. I'm going to just go ahead and hit this thing with my pickaxe. Fuck you. You have a pickaxe? Yeah, I got one. I thought you had a mace last time.

Yeah, do I have a mace? I think it was a mace. Bachelor of party mace. Yeah. Only weapons do you have. I was, I Yeah, I do have a nice bachelor party maize. Yeah, the weapons. You have I was I was I was a vacation I've been putting together a Pinterest of my own wedding and I'm gonna give out pics Oh, sit are you dating anyone? Oh No, it's just something I do in my free time. It's actually pretty sad. Um, I got a I crit you crit Yeah, not that it does much for Mac. He's not, he's not a fighter.

Oh my god, terrible. I rolled two ones on the dice, so four damage with a crit. Absolutely fuck. Wow, I, like, do you almost feel like you wish you hadn't announced the crit? I give, Mack, he gives Emily Axford the finger. So cool. Cool, that is Maveris. I'll swim forward 60 feet to try to grab that phone. As you do, someone else enters initiative. What?

No. One of the dolphins that was playing with a piece of coral sees you pick up Carl's phone and thinks that would be pretty fun to play with. No, you got to show up. That's Carl's. That's Carl's dolphin. Carl loves dolphins.

You're smarter than this. You're smarter than this. You guys have sex for fun. I don't even do that Fred we have to unpack that man later we'll side-by-radi later dude we simply must side-bar my dude I still have my attack so I'll just scorching manoray, baby. Hopefully, does a 19 hit? No, 19 does hit. 12 does not hit. Nope.

And then a 20. So, yeah, that hit, so through them hit 16 damage. Awesome. So the rest of you see fire ignites at Mavers' hand, but then it acid soars through the water. It just turns into a plume of steam Whoa, so is it not hurting even for the hot tub? But it's still fucking hurts them. It's called it's called the shit out of them. Oh good nice steam hurts dude Here's a volcanic vent for you. Dude the freaking steam team. I love it. We're the freaking steam team. Yeah

Okay, oh that's the fucking Drake okay fuck me well you're wasting with disadvantage come get your man arrays fucking got a 19 and a three yeah oh god double curse I want to defend my hoard but you have this isn't your hoard this is Dave's shirt and if it's not Dave's shirt, then it is Frank's shirt. Yeah, but like, he lost it to me and like in a disc golf match. It was like the champion shirt for shirts.

High stakes. He won it. Sure for shirt. Tread, that's you. You never been sure for shirt? Okay. I reach into my scuba suit and I pull off the romper from inside my body.

Oh my god! How did you do that? I want to operate to the toilet. And I just want to be like, are you going to be cool? Are you going to be cool? I don't want random trash from your back. I want gifts brought to me by the ocean herself. Also, that's not my size.

I am very thin. But the shirt is? The shirt, I just kind of dangle it from my, it's like a hat. I wear it like a hat. Okay, fine. That's pretty close though. So I guess you want to just fight then, fine. I want to fight.

I can't, but I want to. Get your ass absolutely kicked. Do you know what I want to do? I keep my spawn in a throat sack, and I want to spew it at you. That's my fucking move, and I want to do it. If you keep talking about a trend, it's gonna fucking spew on you.

Fucking your so easily. That is so fucking hard. That's gonna be our... That's gonna fucking art. That is honestly fucking nasty to me. He's gonna yarfe and he's full of jelly. Oh shit. Oh no, it stings a little bit.

Sanditude, sanditude. I'm gonna cast Thunder Wave. Oh, my soul is lost and it can't be saved. I protect my heart with the thunderous wave. As you do this, are you using your guitar? Is you do it? Yeah, that fucking, that custom Tom DeLongstrat. You better believe it.

As you do this, you strum the guitar and you see even more c-phone creeps into the staining of it and you send a wave of energy to your damage I'm guessing it has a save constitution 4 plus 2, I should knock my fucking dice to be bad. That's a six to save. That does not. So that's 16 damage? Or no, 14 damage. Nice.

Tread, you hid this lethal power cord and the force of your thunder wave on covers hidden in the sand two more objects. One is another speaking stone. OK. The other is a shell with a message written in Murphoke on it. One is another speaking stone. Okay. Ooh. The other is a shell with a message written in Murphoke on it. Whoa. A shell? Like how, like...

It looks like a, like a letter or something, like a little message. So, someone's business card? Can I pick it up? Yeah, you can pick it up. Okay, I'm going to pick it up. You don't get strong business card vibes from it. As Hungry Dave suggested, it feels much more like just a personal note. Okay, I'm going to pocket it.

Right. And that's a pack around a fucking Hungry Dave. I want to talk to the Drake and Draconic and try to make one last please. Okay. Listen. What? We all have had like a pretty embarrassing day I Got my ass totally singed and then just like absolutely Van Dam for my boys

Van Dam like you did a split yeah, but I I wrecked my groin pretty hard. I pulled like several muscles. So like I get it So how about this I pull off my pukeshell necklace. I'll give you this in exchange for my shirt. We call it even, all right? Dave, no, not your necklace, dude. Um, make me a persuasion. That's just at 13. You see it twitch as it desperately wants to just like knock it out of your hands. Why would I ever agree to a necklace made of shells? Do you think sea shells are hard for me to come by? That's about the easiest thing. It's more about the craftsmanship.

It's like given a firefighter fire, they've got enough, dude. And next up is the doll. Oh, um, ever skimmy a wisdom check? Okay, six. Oh, I've ever given me a wisdom check. Okay. Six. Unfortunately, this dolphins slight of hand or slight of nose really beats your check and he comes in and a Bob's Carl speaking stone out of your hand and two one of his friends. Wait. What is wrong with those hippofins? Why did they look that way?

This isn't happening. this isn't happening. That's Mack. I'm just gonna cast Inflict Loons on the Drake. Hands swirling with skunk to beer. 15 to hit? It does not hit. Fuck! Great, likes wasting spells. That's my turn and let's back around to another layer action Mac. You see a giant sea horse come out of the reef

Oh my god it crit on Giant sea horse charges at Mac and fuck you. No. It's on you. Ah! Mac, this is not your day. Underwater is not for you. Oh shit.

It kind of seems like every day is not my day. Well, don't say that. 15, 23 plus one. It's 24 damage. Ow. Ow. This seems like I planted. I swear to God, I just was like,

okay, he's gonna go after Maggin and I didn't mean to crit. Sweet, I will roll the keep concentration. So I have to get a 12. And that one. Dude. All right, your fucking curse lifts. That works out for the Drake.

Sorry, folks, that's Maveris. How close am I to the doffin that ripped the phone for my ass? The doffin is right next to you. It knocked the phone like 30 feet to its friend. Oh no. Hey guys, I know that this fight has been going well for us, but I'm actually at 6 HP and super fucking hurt. So if we can kill this fucking Drake, that'd be awesome. Alright, you know what? We're game time boys. Maveris isn season fucking around anymore.

You know what, I'll just do another scorching ray on the Drake and say, and point to the dolphins and say, you guys want one of these? Cause I don't feel great about it, but I will blast one of this dolphins with a scorching ray. But I'm shooting him at the drain. Okay, cool. First one is a 19.

I guess as you do that, you can also at the end of this, do an intimidate check to try to get these dolphins. Do you recent the 17 hit? Yeah, okay. Okay, 18. All three hit, okay. 19 damage. And then I'll make an intimidate check.

Yeah, make an intimidate check. Because these dolphins, like, you know, they're being playful. They don't fucking, like, they don't want shit. They think that it's all just like, they're playing. It's not funny. I rolled a 24. You know how dolphins look like they have a little smile? Ha ha ha. Yeah.

The smile fucking disappears. His dolphins nose. His eyes go wide and it just boops the cell phone back to you. I swim really fast at it and grab it. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out. Dude, you're going so aggro on that dolphin, dude.

The dolphins scram, like you just ran through a bunch of seagulls Dolphin body was funny the mavers is the funny one and then that is the fucking coral drakes turn this drake can bite It can claw and it can sting if it claws it does slashing damage, which is gonna damage your scuba suit which down the line could be bad So Mac you're right in this fucking Drake's face. No, I'm not doing that one for the bite. Okay, nice. 25 to claw. Yeah.

Dude, tell beer that I loved it. It knows. It's actually a really fun shirt. Man, we got to make that. So you have to stay alive so we can make that really loved it. It knows. It's actually a really fun shirt. It really knows. Man, we gotta make that. So you have to stay alive so we can make that really funny shirt. It does 17 slashing damage on you. No.

No. And then, this, you know, this Drake is not like a calculated monster that's gonna like try to like take your death saves. So it's just gonna turn to tread and try to sting him. Soap you piece of shit. Are you gonna be chill? Are you gonna be cool? It rolls another fucking that one. Nice. Yes.

Alright, that's the fucking drags turn. Um, tread, it's your turn, you're standing there. You see Mac in his little bullywag scuba suit. It's just start floating down from the reef where you were down to the bottom of the Sand. He's looking for more business cards Cast down and out and I can't be cured Tell I meet a friend with the healing word And I cast healing word on Mac

Great. That's just a bonus action. You still have an action. Yeah, welcome back Mac. Thank you. That was the best song I've ever fucking heard, dude. I like the thing that while you sang that, your bubbles came out of your mouth that formed those words. Oh, I like the thing.

I like the thing that as well. Oh, hell yeah, I rolled so well Seven plus eight fifteen nice. Thank you. Whoa The lyrics that you just spoke into bubbles come in sort of Lift Mac up and just as the last one lifts him up I sliced through the bubble with my fucking sword I sliced through the bubble with my fucking sword. That's right. I brought a little weapon baby to join the tree of Trevor. Oh shit, you brought a fucking sword tread.

You brought a sword under the sheet. You didn't brought a fucking sword tread. Didn't want to do that. I did only roll an 11 to hit though. Yeah, Mrs. Yeah. I shouldn't have this. I'm gonna tell you, Trevor,

you fucking destroy a bunch of bubbles though. Nice. Bubbles bang. The Drake assumes that you were just trying to taunt it. I'm gonna tell you tried you fucking destroy a bunch of bubbles though Bubbles bang the Drake assumes that you were just trying to taunt it by Shredding a bunch of bubbles. Are you gonna be cool? No clearly not gonna be cool. Especially now that I'm not twice cursed And that's hungry Dave. All right. I'm done messing around. I'm gonna take two attacks. Do it up. It's a 14 hit. It doesn't. 16?

16 is exactly, say, see. Nice. Yes. All right, I'm gonna go ahead and do my final bursting arrow of the day. You could potentially end this. Charge up this B. I believe you could.

With all of the righteous and dignity that I feel for my boys that have been wronged. Flaying the fris, dude. As I fling and I say, why do anyone tell me that we were bringing weapons? I just brought frisps! That's 12 damage. It had a 10 left. Nice. Finish this Drake who was so unrelentingly mean to you. You offered it so many olive branches, but it was a great little Drake.

I turned a tread and say, I know normally you're a solo act, but this one's gotta be a core tip, baby. Hell yeah, brother. Okay, so let's all of freestyle and emo song together. Ready, everybody? Three, two, one. My jargona is million.

And it makes me sad. I cry because I have an image. Now see you real bad, nervous. You are here. Everybody, I said I'm where my hold on my sleeves. I'm sad. We were tank top and stand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, have used. So as the bubbles go down in its throat sack, a bunch of spawn comes out and just exits

and goes to do their own thing. Maybe start their own horse. Have fun. Leave your life, guys. Have fun. Have fun. And you are out of initiative. Ooh.

And so you stand here with this reef, you've got Carl's speaking stone that you intimidated away from some dolphins. I'm looking around for dolphins. What was their deal? The dolphin pod is kind of like lingering above just being like, what's up with those guys, huh? So dolphins and fucking dick.

Do these dolphins want to go? Other speaking stone, hungry Dave, you've got your, you can take 10 minutes to suit back up in your robber. I just imagine he's taking such a long time. 15 minutes tops. He takes so long to get ready. You're always waiting for hungry Dave. Any time we're about to go out. All right, I tried to put my armor on, but I accidentally got a deodorant all over the outside

of my shirt, so I got to wash it real quick. I'm gonna pregame. I want to pregame just a little bit while Dave's getting ready. Okay, yeah, let's have an airlock to beer. I shove beer into everybody's scum. Yeah, you guys can go shotgun in the airlock. Before you drown, drink it before you drown everyone. Hurry, hurry, oh fuck that was hot beer, not the water.

That was so fucking hot, be. Okay, that's it. You tried to also has this little shell with, with Murphox grubbles on it. Yeah, can I inspect that shell and see if I can read what it says? Yeah, you can't really read, I mean, I guess give me an intelligence check, but it is like another language that I'm assuming you don't speak.

I'm gonna cast Comprehend Languages on it. Oh, okay. Hey. All right, you look over. You guys are shotgunning in the air lock. Which we flooded. So it's just, is there like a little bit of air at the top of it?

Like a tear? Yeah, there's a little bit of air. Just enough to get a buzz. Just enough to keep it going. Is there like a little bit of air at the top of it? Like it's too. Yeah, there's a little bit of air. Just enough to get a buzz. Just enough to keep it going. Wait, wait, wait, wait, can we jettison enough water to turn it into a hot tub? Yeah, you absolutely can, especially with all the steamy heat

that mavers can make, absolutely. Maver, let's steam it up. Your underwater bonfire becomes just like a hot tub. Hell yeah, pretty bonfire in there. So while we're in the hot tub, I'm gonna comprehend languages on the show. Okay, so you gather around the show that has a message written in Murf folk,

but as you look at it, Mac, it turns into a language that you can read, the character sort of shift, and it becomes a message that says, we've been infiltrated. I don't know who sent them, but it seems to be an elite team from a secret organization called the Bonfrares. Two teachings, a dragonborn and a bearded wee one I've been told. I've received word to show them no mercy. Whoa.

So this is some sort of message, and since you found it under the sand in this area that the tides are just sort of dragging stuff, it's presumably just like discarded. Is that the fucking octopus? Is the octopus in this? I think it's more of a philosophy. I wouldn't put a past the octopus.

It could be the dolphins. It's fuckers. It could be that the dolphins were fucking the octopus. It could be the dolphins. It's fuckers. It could be the dolphins were fucking trouble makers. Tread clocks the dolphins. What are the dolphins doing right now? Oh, they're just clowns. They're just fucking boasts. I can't believe those manoraries did that to me.

I put the shell up against the glass and I like cock my head at the dolphin. Is this you? Do you need to go? You do this? The dolphins do this at a school. That you want to play with it. So they're gonna come in,

give me a wisdom check, or I said, try, oh, they're all the not one. It tries to come in. And you play with it now. Get out of here, Dolphins. Get out, we're the only people who don't like dolphins. Get out of here. Dolphins are so liberated.

Carl's the only one who loves dolphins. And one time we went swimming with dolphins and a fucking dolphin came up and he fucking hit. Carl and the chest really hard and we had to go home and Carl forgave the dolphin but I didn't. Just Carl's got such a big heart. He's got such a big heart and you fucking stabbed it with one of your fucking dolphin noses. So so. So yeah, you also have Carl speaking stone and there was this other speaking stone.

Cool. Okay, so the refogue are trying to kill us, but on the plus side, they do think that we're an elite team. The murfolk believe that there is an elite team called the bond frayers. That's all this info trade. And they're right with their absolute right. Right about that. Yeah, that's not a war. That's not a mistake. We brought fucking weapons. I'm sorry, I say believe I met no? Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Okay, translation sometimes is fun. I wish it, like y'all had mentioned, weapons on the text thread. Anyway, do you guys have these other phones in the hot tub because we should look at those as well? All right, yeah. I'm gonna try to get into Carl's phone. Like reading Carl's text is something

you would know his password. He would never do this to us, but we have to do it to save him. That's what I was gonna say. Is you see that Carl's phone has one of these waterproof cases like Maveris has. So the phone is on. It works. It's not damaged, but it is locked.

It's protected by a passcode facial recognition. Can I Maveris, are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think maybe, can I minor illusion my face to be Carl's? You know what? Since it's minor illusion and not disguise self, I am going to make you roll a performance check to nail it. If you fail, you'll you'll only have a couple times that before it gets locked. Okay. Carl's buff. So you really like cross your arms. What's what are you trying to say Mac? What are you trying to say? I'm just saying I just see

No, but okay Okay, but you have to like eat right to like get buff if that makes sense while my mother is doing this I'm just gonna guess six nine six nine really quick Give me a slight handsy if it's six nine six nine Z9 That's one fail. Oh my God. Everyone stopped.

I have one other guess. I got a dirty 20. Zero zero six. 30 20. Okay. Dirty 20 is going to work. So you all see Maveris standing there. And it's for a moment. It's like Maveris disappears and Carl is there.

Oh, thank God. Carl, why is your neck so skinny? I can't. it's like Maverick disappears and Carl is there. Oh, thank God. Carl, why is your neck so skinny? And the phone unlocks and you are in Carl's phone. I'm sorry, hungry Dave, what did you just say to me? I just thought it was Carl for a second. It's so good, your magic's so good. Thanks, I guess, thanks. Anyways, I'm gonna look at this phone, I don't know guess. Thanks. Anyways, I'm going to look at this phone.

I don't know, Tread or Mac, if you want to come look at the phone. I want to look at this one. I'll take a can during. Yeah, what are you looking for? Just like his last text. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So his last text is one that you sent. But the one before that is, I don't think that you have sent any texts to ask him where he is until you were underwater, right?

We thought about it. We wanted to know if he was in the couch skirt. I kind of got someone else. Yeah, I thought no Was that tread tread where you I was going to but my phone was like about to die so I had to charge it and then I was like Yeah, I thought hungry Dave was gonna handle it Oh, so you I was playing Final Fantasy VIII. You guys got to stop downloading that game on your phone and fix it in a much room. And it's so slow. It just does not have the processing power.

Yeah, but you get the story. Not a very good game. You look at Carl's messages. The last message is obviously from you and that's how you found the phone. The one before that is from Infinity. Who's reading, who's reading this? I guess I was reading it.

Mavericks, okay. So you're reading it. So Mavericks, you read a couple texts from infinity. Who's reading? Who's reading this? I guess I was reading it. Mavericks, okay. So you're reading it. So Mavericks, you read a couple texts from infinity. Having a wild night, convinced our micro-brews crews captain to take us into the mist. It's actually really cool here. Still a see-do and meet me in the mist.

Now, as you read that final sentence, give me a wisdom save. I'm not joking. I got another net 20. Oh my God. Mavericks, you have no time for this bullshit mind games magic. This is a spell called gay ass that compels someone to do something and how do you fail that you would have also wanted to do the same thing and taken damage if you

didn't. But you fucking shrug off the power of this spell and just turn and report this to your boys having fucking defied this. Hungry Dave, read the message. I'm Jeff. This is how they tricked him. It's a spell in the text. Okay, let's look at the other phone and see if maybe this is infinity's phone or something, but we know she's after our boy.

Cool. And this is bad. We still don't know if she is desperate or evil. So you look at the other. It's no way to know. Speaking Stone, which is in a similar aquatic case, but whereas Carl's looks fresh, like he just picked it up for his beach vacation, this one looks weathered as if the user

spends a lot of time in the water. It's also locked, but on the locked screen, you see a group photo of sea elves in wet suits with their paddle boards. The fucking paddle puppies are on the ball. The paddle puppies. The rival during Catalan team that you met in the first episode.

You also see the last message received, which obviously hasn't been read, is displayed on the screen even though it's locked, it's from Baffin. It says, dude, where the fuck are you? Oh wait, did a paddle puppy get kidnapped? There were two sedus missing, right? Wait, so she probably sent the message?

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Called Well Here, it is the end of our show, which means it's time to shout out our benevolent Council of Elders. Let's get right to it. Brad D. Jeffrey S. Haldor Frostback Steelbreaker Matt M. and Jordan D.J. A crew of crabs that was getting ready to pinch the shit out of the bon frayers, but gave up once they saw how badly the coral drake was losing. You made the right choice, crabs.

You made the right choice. Cutter W, jive g, zolo dolo, dillin b, and shubert the mushroom. A bachelor party that took a wrong turn in the tunnel maze, but ended up landing in an underwater cube where a realtor was giving a demonstration about buying in to a beachside timeshare. Legend says they're still in that cube hearing the sales pitch to this very day. Danielle the Dastardly Dame, Andrew M. Beardman Dan, Chris R. and Scott D. A group of cuddlefish that a mermaid tied together to create an underwater

4K TV. 4K of course being the amount of krill the TV requires to operate. Yum. Danny P. Alain A C. Mixologist Michael McD, Balmour's boy, and Andrew B. A group of invisible wind elementals that are in charge of making Maversus cloak billow. It may seem like a bad life, but to a wind elemental, cloak billower is the highest honor one can achieve. Justin I, TJM the gnome barbarian, Kaylee Elise, Alaina M and Jacob C. Cavalbird and Stiegel's beautiful children. They were born covered in feathers and able to drink up to 10 pints of ale without passing out. Damn, the children really are

our future. Traylae the cray-fay, Jared E, Christopher B, Austin Bonesaw MR, and Damiel R. Contestants on Bohumi's hottest new reality show, Drake Out! Each player has 10 minutes to grab as much treasure as they can from the Coral Drake while attempting to not get eaten. It is Bohumia's number one show and so far, there have been no survivors. Jordan L, cyborg version of Josh the Coball, Gage M, Destin C, and Richard X Machina, a team of Murfocus Assins who have been dispatched to eliminate the Bonfrares. Unfortunately, they all passed out after smelling Dave's

fart and are currently in the hospital being treated for methane poisoning. Viva la Bonfrare! Michael L. Kelvin Noodles, Sergiazar Salaman Sakaranias Desaquani Trash the Traveler and Jory S. The founding members of Airship Confessional, an emo band that inspired Tred's music as well as his extremely 2003 haircut. Dana G. Calum L. Ryan, Jack L. and flawless whale. A crew of evil onion people who emerged from the Druid's Garden after the Bonfrares and are currently working to steal the Cottage Corps IPA recipe using leftover

ingredients. They will not stop until they have completely wrecked Max Shit. Temporal, Sam L, Nicholas C, Reese NS, and Matthew E. Carrot focusassons that are posing as magical glowing carrots in the Bonfriars inventory. They'll lie and wait until someone goes for a bite and then BAM! An extended carrot point shoots through their throat. Treacherous. Mike H. Colton B. Adam G. Yens Christian T. and Mateo C. A group of underwater Neo cosplayers who have caught word of maveris and planned

to invite him to Matrix Con Atlantis, the third most popular undersea Matrix 3 convention in existence. Eric B. Panama James, Adrian M. Haffling Bard, John H. N. and Dan. The Cuddle Fish's Cuddle Fish. That's right, this rare breed of fish loves to cuddle with other fish by attaching themselves to them with ultra-sharp, venomous pinchers. Out! Nicky W. Grace G. Drew Nasty, C.C. Lulu, and Jay.

Undersea DJs who use cuddle fish's stage lights and lobster claws as record needles. Sound doesn't travel well underwater, but boy do they look cool making it. Barnes & Aider, Michelle O, Luke H, Aiden RH, and Timmy R. A crew of enterprising coral drakes who run a thrift shop with all the stuff that washes up on their coral. They'll only use their breath weapon if you attempt to make a return after removing the tag. Firm but fair! Lucas B, Aaron S, Kevin M, Austin C, and Devon W.

Adventurers who perished in the deadly shoots, but not from Jellyfish Venom, it was Dave's lingering fart. Where bad, what can I say? New York, Steven C, KJ, Michael M, and Rahul N, a gang of aggro pie, octopi toughs to wear brass knuckles on each of their eight appendages and planned to punch the shit out of the bon frayers. Yikes.

Mike K, Maxwell C, Nick L, Karen T, and Douglas A, the former owners of Hungry Dave's various polos. Each one went shirt for shirt with him in disc golf and was vanquished. That's fucking right. Eccathor's 666, Shane B, Justin Raccoon, Nick W and Michael C. Various friends of the Bond frayers who gave them their weapons as groomsmen gifts. Those weddings were off the chain. Literally, a spike ball flew off a flail and hit someone.

Oh no! Robert F. SMM. Nathan. Kazamiar, the all-knowing, and Eric McD. The tech geniuses who created soaking stones, the only brand of speaking stone that works when completely submerged in water and hoarded by an enormous coral drape. Burley T. Axel A. The Red Rain. Christian A. and J. Dragonborn.

A team of CrossFit T-flings who could totally pass for Carl in a screen lock situation. No illusion required. Jonathan O. The Sandrayan. Grant. Bin A. Feldatus. And Dave H. A squad of underwater onion people who were creepily swimming behind the bonfires, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce and smack-mack with

some algae. God damn these onion people, Mack, you gotta watch out! Catherine S. David K. Christian S. Samuel B. Keith K. and Brittany B. A group of demonic, ultimate Frisbee players known as the T-flingers. They were planning on challenging Hungary Daven as boys to a disc off, but respectfully rescheduled once they found out Karol was missing. Some things just take priority. Hanw, Emilio D, Frankie Koala, Skokila, and Big Bad John. Other people whose lost phones ended up on the coral drink.

She actually makes most of her money stripping the data and selling the SIM cards to Petri. Sure, it's a little dishonest, but she's got a mouthful of young and stiffy, so what are you going to do? Big Bad Beard of the Mad, Cody C, Aston S, Blair the Bug Blair Barbarian. Raphael O. and Felix N. G. Jr. A crew of X-Frostwyn dwarves who moved to salty peaks and became the Wave Wolves. They are also competing in the Beer Olympics and will almost certainly defeat both the Bond frayers and the paddle puppies with little to no difficulty. Go Wave Wolves! Pork Chop, Chanel M, Depressed Demon Hunter, Alice, Fincy, and Minette F.

Ancient dolphins that discovered the art of using their snouts to pass junk from one to another. Legend has it, they taught early man how to play Hackey Set. Pat L, Lauren H, Ritterin, Janina E, Maddy Y, and Jo T. The names for all of Hungary Dave's incredibly cool, ultra-sharp weapons that he foolishly left at home. Man, what was I thinking? The eldest Barry, Ryan S, the bone duster. Darius M and Nathan J. Members of Tred's short-lived band, they broke up after it became abundantly clear that Tred was naming all of the songs after himself.

Joshua H. Robert Chris Yiddressil, Matthew K. and Brent Lee, a crew of pirate wizards who have found everyone else's buried treasure using the Locate Objects bell. Some rival crews complained, but according to Pirate Code, there be no such thing as metagaming on the open seas. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr We will catch you next time. Farewell.