Not Another D&D Podcast - The Mavrus Chronicles - Ep 7: Carl (w/ Zac Oyama)

Episode Date: September 26, 2020

The Bon Freres say au revoir. Hungry Dave faces off with a pet, Mavrus faces off with a shark, Tread inspects a feather, and Mac runs. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!Sound design by Daniel Ramos (@Schubirds on Twitter & @Dr.Schubird on IG)MUSIC:"Hot Boy Summer" by Emily Axford"Sea Beast" by Emily Axford"The Widow" by Emily Axford"Infiniti" by Emily Axford"The Speaking Stump" by Emily Axford"The Depths of the Dugneon" by Emily Axford"Acid Rain" by Emily Axford"The Revenant's Fate" by Emily Axford"Demi-God" by Emily Axford"The Multiverse" by Emily Axford"Ripping the Rift" by Emily Axford"The Summer We've Been Waiting For" by Emily Axford"Crash Landing" by Emily Axford"Salty Peaks" by Emily Axford"Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford"Speak with Animals" by Emily Axford"Techgnomek" by Emily Axford"Open Mic Night" by Emily AxfordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Specifically, the actual finale of Hot Boy Summer, one final heat wave, a badger summer, if you will, to round out our September. I am, of course, your dungeon docent Emily Axford. Join us always by what, according to Infinity, is actually only three incredibly hot boys. How dare you? Unclear who made the list.

Clear it up, clarify. Possible candidates include my husband, Brian Murphy. The beer, brewing, crossbow, chute and clone, slayer, boogerfish, flayer, the yawl of save and carol with a belly full of jelly. Here for my boys, all maces, no toys, so ready to attack, it's absurd. My name is Mack, son of Mumbird. Wow. Wow.

I was like, Eminem. Nice. Cool. I have to go to the bathroom. Yeah, definitely do call the rollersack next, please. You know what, everyone will initiate if to see who has to follow that. Go attend.

I was going for like a dusty road type thing. I got a 9. Do we get to add our initiative or our victory? No, I'll rob. Four. Four, call well. You're next. Tosser of bees and eater of po-boys

who entered the sea and discovered a clone ploy. And now he's going to free his bro. A hoi. I don't know if I wanna follow that one either. And of course, you know what, whenever Jake says he doesn't wanna follow, that means it's time for Jake. A her with.

Reddipers bad, so we're gonna stop her and I mean business, cause I'm in a romper. Trek n' up. Very good. Wow. That's really good. And finally, of course, rounding it all out

is the boy who launched all these boys Zachoyama The guy who's cool and doesn't drool. No, I'm kidding Mavris the unschooled finally standing in a geodesic dome ready to take his boy Carl home and party in some ocean foam after winning a boot That's shiny as chrome and go on more adventures abroad possibly Rome Wow Causing it into our world dude. I love the good room. That would be super rad to do like a semester abroad when we're all at school.

We could definitely do a short arc where you guys study abroad in the Rome that we know of in Earth. Yeah, just real. Yeah, just like actual classes. New playing shift to Rome. Great, so now let's do a little recap. Last session, you stared down your opponents, five Murphoke and a Vampire Squid. Before you fought however, you snuck back into the kelp forest for a short rest where you rolled well on an encounter check and found a bag of potions. Mavers immediately insisted that the bag was his, failed a deception check, but crit on a performance check and the spirit of the kelp forest deemed to the bag was his on a spiritual level.

Thief! It was mine. You then hatched a plan. Tread went invisible, narrowly evaded the angler fishes, fairy fire, reached the vampire squid and successfully cast bestow curse on it. Then, hungry Dave and Mack appeared, shouting about how the kelp forest ate their friends, Maveris started throwing meteors, and everyone's scuba suit got real fucked up. Maveris cast a clutch suggestion on the vampire squid.

Hungry Dave became Finn Book friends with a beefy murfolk, and Tred was knocked unconscious, and his scuba suit was finally destroyed. So helpful, I was. Maveris then administered the greater healing potion that Tread had snuck into his bag in the kelp forest to Tread, then thundersept everyone to the airlock. And you entered the glass house, a clean-looking laboratory magically conjured containing a hundred unseen servants. In the waiting room, you found a scared infinity who gave you the scoop.

The order of the Gemini is a secret group of the wealthiest high elves who, having their sense of security shaken by the war with Ausmodius, put their money into discovering immortality. You were all surprisingly diplomatic with infinity who revealed her name to be very plainly Tiffany with an eye instead of a wild. Gross. That's like flip my world upside down. She gave you a wand of healing and agreed to wait for you at the dock that the diving bell leads to. You then discovered a room where rare spell components were cultivated, ate some arcane

berries, and you found autopsy tables full of bodies covered with soul-sucking leeches. You found the missing paddle puppy unconscious but fortuitously untouched by leeches and hatched an amazing plan using infinity's persuasive burner phone and all the unseen servants to shuttle the bodies to the dock. And finally, you entered the main room. A geodesic dome filled with glass containers of high-elf clones. In the center of the room, levitating and fucked up was Carl. A woman controlling his body taunted you by speaking through his body, then dropped it

into the largest basin in the fountain and revealed herself. Renifer Hyperil, the architect behind the whole operation. And that's where you are now. Renifer in her tight bun, her tight peplam with this arcane slug, slithering dutifully behind her, and Carl's body having just plunged into this fountain, displacing the water so that it's now trickling out over the sides of the basin. However, seeing Carl, even in that state, triggers in all of you one last memory. This time a shared one. Not of your first night in salty peaks, however, one from four years ago, in a high school back in the party plane, when the four of you and Carl met for the very first time. The trickle of the fountain transitions into a bit of of the fountain transitions into a bit of creamer being poured into a steamy mug and Mr. Gillfoil, a six-foot tall teafling who teaches devil sticks and hacky sacks at the party plane,

high, stands at the front of the room. On the chalkboard is written detention with end-I-meanet in parentheses. He's holding a clipboard in his hands while his pre-handsile tails stirs the coffee behind him. Okay everybody I am taking over detention duties from Mr. Patelich who is out on paternity leave. You all know why you're here but I'm gonna read the hall monitor statement of what happened. Please feel free to interrupt with any details I may have missed. Estes is the party plane and rudeness is encouraged. Now, according to this little tattletail, he adjusts to the hall monitor who you see is now also in detention with you for tattling. I point to the I point to the tattletail.

Then I point to me that I do the slit throat motion and I point to him that I point to a locker and then I give a thumbs down. A little spectacle to kiss up looks terrified of you. According to this little tattletail, a student named Davanaxius threw a Frisbee and a crowded hall and hit another student named Mac son of Mumford who then proceeded to shout, whose Frisbee is this at

which point a turd student, Mavris Bombara claimed for no apparent reason it was his. It is my- It is my- It's not a pretty dude. Dude, fuck you! Why'd you throw a fucks you at? Dude, that's my dish!

I've got no problem with the dude who's Frisbee-d is, which is this dude. Again, I am sorry. Just give me my Frisbee back and let me go home. Well, we'll get to that. This caused Maxson of Mumford to rip the only strap of Maveris's single strapped Jansport backpack. The student Maveris then retaliated by lighting the frisbee on fire at which point the first student Davenaxius

tried to put it out by throwing another Frisbee at it. The second Frisbee also caught fire, ricocheted, and ignited a book of lyrics belonging to a fourth student, Tread Nevers. Yeah, and I didn't memorize those, okay? I'm not getting those back. Just give me my melted Frisbee's and let me get out of here.

They're not your Frisbee's. Just let me, just frisbees and let me get out of here. They're not your frisbees. Just let me just give me five minutes with this dude. Just give me five minutes with this quick pointing at everything. You got five minutes. I'm going to deal with him. It's not your frisbees dude. It's his frisbees. 10 minutes. Okay. I need five minutes first. You burned my IP. You burned intellectual property, dude. Tread that. You know even are you? I'm still reading the student thread that then wept loudly and played a chord in his guitar that caused significant property damage. Why in suit?

My ears kind of messed up from that crying. The crying was probably the epic power chord. The crying wasn't loud, it was average. According to the home monitors notes, it was the crying. The crying did put out the frisbees though. So that's good. The Hall monitor does remark that the student tread cried at such a high pitch that all the dogs in the area evacuated the premise. Let's move on. Let's get past this.

Dude, you made my freaking dog run away. What you're doing here, dog to school. What in suit was absolute chaos. A couple of other students joined in for the heck of it. And an all out frockus erupted with several classes letting out early so that the students could participate. Have I gotten anything wrong so far? So much. There's a couple things I had problems with, but we can, uh, maybe I could side

bar with you. Yeah, you said that this dude, you said that this dude, I point to hungry Dave, was the first B-throw when clearly it was this dude, and I point to have this. You don't fucking know anything, man. You're stupid. I don't have a problem with you. I don't have a problem with you. He said he had beer in his locker. What, dude? I'm actually glad that you mentioned that. Now all of this is pretty standard party playing behavior and would not normally warrant

attention. However, during the row, a bottle of beer slipped out of someone's bag. Being as it is a school full of underaged youths, this is a no-no. Dusly, you are all detained until the owner of the beer comes forward, and he holds out a bottle of mumpert and children beer. Okay, well, this is clearly that dude,

I put your trash. What? No, you found the beer dude, you're drunk. That's why you're so emotional. I'm not even, no, I like your trash. What? No, you found a beer, dude, you're drunk. That's why you're so emotional. I'm not even, no, I like fucking Celter or heart Celter. No regular Celter. He drinks alcohol, you drink alcohol. I don't drink alcohol.

I would never, sir, admit it. I see you, I'll argue. You hear from the back of the room, someone says, hey teacher, don't worry about them. It's actually mine. And you look back and you see a teafling hair tussled from this rough housing fracas with a protein shake and a travel cup. And he just smiles at the four of you. It's cool. I was going to stay after to live in the weight room, but I can just do it here. This one's on me

And he just starts kind of doing a bicep curl Dude you're so solid. That's so fucking solid man. I never see really solid Can I be real with you for a second? That was super fun out there, right? We were like all fighting the fracas Yeah, the fracas rocks not gonna lie. I was a good fracas. It feels good to cry sometimes, just to like, cathartic, like, get it all out. Yeah, I'm happy I did it. Yeah. And honestly, like, that song was pretty good. It kind of ripped. Really?

Yeah. I kind of liked adding a little pyro techniques to my act to be honest with you. Yeah. I can do that like from my mouth as well. What? That's so sick. I'm sorry, I, it felt really fun to just absolutely send it with your Frisbee and I'm sorry that I melted two of them. It's okay, I have a lot.

It's kind of interesting because like talking to you guys, I feel insecure about saying my true emotions, but I feel like if I were to pull one or two of you aside and kind of talk to you on the side as it were, that that might actually be cool and helpful. Can you whisper that to Jess me later? Yeah, dude. Yeah.

Amazing. And with that little memory tucked in the back of your brains, you return to a glass lab in the bottom of the ocean where this solid friend's life is at stake. Before you roll initiative, however, everyone give me an Arcona investigation, nature or insight check, because this is a wizard's layer.

And they are, it's one who is expecting you. or insight check because this is a wizard's layer. And they are, it's one who is expecting you. So it is full of shenanigans, wizard bullshit. I'm going to give you one role to try to get an idea of what that play. I'll take nature, I have a high nature score. Cool. I got Arkana. I can do an insight, I have a plus forward insight.

Okay, I'll do perception in that case. Mac holds his hands out and looks around in slow motion, seeing all the... This is the Matrix, right? There are like orbs of clones. Yeah, you're looking at like pods full of what looks like amniotic fluid. And yes, all of these high-off clones are

hairless askeanu in the Matrix. It's fucking real, guys. It's fucking real. This is like the first one, which means this is good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

It's good. It's good. It's good. It's nature. It's a 14 on our con. Ooh. I got an 11 in sight. Okay. Man, this is distracted by all that goo. Yeah, we're just mumbling about it being the matrix for real.

It's like we're really in the matrix. It's so cool. It's real. We've taken the red pill, but not in the fucked up weird way. Okay, first off, I'll start off with everything telling you all what you all know, no matter what. This is a circular dome. It's got about a 30 foot radius. Renifers at one end, you're at the exact opposite end at the entrance.

There's a fountain in the center. You're about 30 feet from the fountain. She's, you know, direct opposite of you about 20 feet from the fountain. So you're about 50 feet away from her. The fountain's in the center. There are four paths leading from the fountain to the edges, almost at like 36, 9, 12 on a clock. And the dome itself is about 40 to 50 feet high with like vines crawling up the wall. So we'll start with Mavericks's 11 insight. Mavericks, with your 11 insight, the renterfer that you're looking at, about 50 feet away, almost seems a little too calm.

And I think with an 11 insight, that's what you get. With a 14 perception, Mac, you look into this basin that Coral was just dropped into and you see something moving in there. Oh no. You also see Mac with just with that perception. You see that there's some things on the floor. You know, like it's kind of like a tiled floor, this like pathway that almost forms like a cross with the fountain at the center. You see some glyphs that look as if they're not a pattern in the tile, but rather have been drawn on. Okay, everybody watch for glyphs. Last time I touched a glyph, a turtle almost died.

So just be aware, I slipped on a glyph. That was definitely your fault and not mine. With Tread's 14 arcana, Mac points out these glyphs and you know that these glyphs are spells. They're the spell glyph of warding which is a way to capture a spell and have a certain condition trigger it. You can't read them because it's in an arcane language that you wouldn't know. However, if you did little arcana checks,

you could try to get a sense for what some of these mean. That's what you see about these glyphs. You also see a construct in the corner. It's maybe about halfway up the wall sort of it looks as though it's someone tried to protect it with vines It's this icy moldy Slimey construct that's shaped just like Renifer. It is however kind of slumped over and looking spent Okay, Dave with your dirty 20 nature kind of slumped over and looking spent. Okay. Dave, with your dirty 20 nature, you notice two things.

You notice there is a little dot on Renifers collarbone. It looks almost like a freckle, but it is pronounced enough to know that it's not. It's a small tick. Specifically, it's a tick that war mages use. It's a way to get extra spells when they're depleted, but not without some danger. It's likely the little creature that she broke out of the insectarium. You also notice one more thing. The movement that Mack pointed out in the fountain, it's a shark.

Oh. In fact, you look at it and you see that this basin, it looks like this goes deeper than the floor and is a shark tank. Okay. So Carl fell into the deepest basin. So you saw Carl's body plunge in and water splash out. Okay. Now, everybody roll initiative.

Bok! Oh ho ho. God damn you, motherfucker. Five. Five. 12. I got a six. Good God, guys. Uh-oh. 13.

Okay. I'm average. Lean a little bit better than average. Dave tries to do the bullet dodge like from Max Payne and falls on his ass. From Max Payne. From Max. Of all of the references. You've decided suddenly to. From Max Payne. From Max Payne. From all of the references. You've decided suddenly to switch to Max Payne. Clearly the Matrix is the source of full-time, but I would say that Max Payne elevated it

to a common terminal. We're going to have a bigger talk about this later, Dave. Since you all rolled poorly, none of you are going to act first. But there was a fail safe in case she rolled poorly. That now is kind of a waste. So the first thing that happens is 30 feet away from you to the left of the fountain, coming out of invisibility is the actual renifer.

She used a spell called Mislead to create an illusory double of herself that if you went first you would have attacked but unfortunately she has to dispel it to attack you so her illusory double poofs out of existence and the real ranafer raises a gnarly looking staff over her head looking Looking, honestly, a little annoyed to have wasted such a fancy spell. Hmm, you know, maybe I prepared for a more elite opponent than the party plane had resources to send. Hungry Dave clearly has a Charlie horse right now. Oh, we're super elites. We just outsmarted you. You played your hand.

The strategy is keep it simple, stupid. The kiss strategy. You've heard that before, right? Stupid. Somebody see this Charlie horse. It looks real bad. Is it not it? It feels not it.

Yes. Shhh. Cool. Figure a good time to talk about all this illusion stuff. Are you the druid lady? Not that we're confused. We are elite as we have established. We're not confused. We're not confused. We already know. We get your cottage. Yeah, we just want to know. The lady asked the Murphoke insist on calling her was my cousinannid. She's the one who came up with this whole cloning idea based off of some

jellyfish or something. Unfortunately, we really butted heads because she thought this was all gonna be, you know, for the common good and why are we selling this and blah blah blah blah blah. Sounds like good points to make. You're talking about her like pretty reasonable. The person with the good ideas is in the past tense. You seem like a bad person. Well, she is in the past tense because you see. What about the present tense? Is she here?

Yeah, where is she at, though? Because, y'all, can we talk to her? I'd say she's here in spirit, but she's more here in body. She waves her hand over her face. It flickers for a moment to look like the woman that you saw in the brochure, enid the lady. Making clones is a high level spell. It requires a high level component, a body.

I guess you could say I was the first client and she was the first spell component. It's all checks out. Yeah, it seems totally... I mean, your neck is much thicker than yours though. Maverus minor illusions is neck equal. You don't have to do that, man. I didn't do anything. It's okay to have a really skinny neck. We're talking

about something else. Well, I guess all of this is to say that if, you know, this battle works out like how I assume it will, maybe all of your bodies can become spell components too. And as she says this, she raises her staff overhead, swirls it around with a martial prowess and casts sickening radiance on all of you everyone in the constitution. Say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh My mind are illusion and we can use the my news sing along song to give everyone Oh, that's a good call. All right everybody improvised emo song. Let's go for it Yeah, I want to help Carl cuz I want to help Carl I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man.

I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man.

I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man.

I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. I'm missing you, man. The spirit of a sing-along is everyone singing along, so it'd be fucked up to have a sing-along that one person couldn't benefit from. So yeah, I'm gonna say you can use the bardic. Yeah! That's a dirty 20 then. Okay, only Maveris fail. Oh no!

Wow, the power of friendship and song, oh wait Maveris is dead! Oh god! Shit, I guess we were the hot pun frayers all along. No, impossible. So actually, this will happen on your turns, but I will let you use those constitution saves. So basically as she casts this spell, coming out of invisibility, her illusory duplicate poofs out of existence,

a sickening green radiance surrounds all of you. And anyone who failed their Constitution save will now take damage on their turn. And every turn that you spend in this radius, you will take more damage. Yo, Mavris, did you beef, man? The green smoke is surrounding you, dude. Mavers gets very still and tries to like figure out the best way to let everyone know that he did not beef in fact. He's being quiet and still doing it in another beef.

That's not true. As you try to hold in another beef, she is going to use her telekinetic shove on one of you trying to shove you into the shark tank. Wasn't it like 30 feet away or is the telekinetic shove, can she shove us 30 feet? Her telekinetic shove has a range of 30 feet and she can shove you five times whatever I roll in a D6. Okay.

Everyone give me a luck check right now to see who she tries to show. Ooh, Nat 20 baby, I'm not good in show. I got a bet 22. Wow. Wow. Guys, this is so wild. I got a 12.

Whoa, did it go? That's cool. What did you get, Vavras? I got a 7. Oh, no. Vavras is getting shoved. Give me a strength saving throw. Well, does that mean you will get out of the the zone of the beef the beef

Oh, that's true. Whoa, I told you I didn't beef Strength saving throw is eight. Oh, dude. I'm rolling like garbage. Oh She rolled a six. Do you want me to show it to you with webcam? We believe you. Wow. You don't have to leave the six. So Mavericks you actually get shoved out of the beef zone and into the shark tank. Oh Mavericks is just screaming. What is happening to me from beef zone to shark tank? Mavericks fort on the shark. You could kill it. I could be. And then at the very end of her round, she steps on a tile that you can't see,

triggering a glyph, activating some spell, and the smoke of the triggered glyph rises, swirling around her as it does, presumably buffing her. And then that is Maveris's turn. Maveris, you are now going to start your turn in this fucking shark tank. By starting your turn here, you take 10 piercing damage, as the hunter shark in the tank bites you. Gotcha. Emily is the shark in water, or is it more of that amniotic ooze in the basin? It's like an oozey water.

Oh, goodness. Disgusting. Give me the fuck out of here. Um, wait, so in this Shark Tank is Carlin here? When you ask you breach the water, you see that Carlin is not in there. It was an illusion. Oh, this is a higher body,

was a fucking programmed illusion. In fact, as you go into the water, his form appears back, levitating in the air. And you see this was something called programmed illusion. Okay. To try to lure you into the shark tank, but she got you in there herself.

Ma'am, I see Carl's back up in the air. Did you save him? What's going on? Oh, you got you. Nothing real. Nothing real, guys. This really is the matrix. Should we punch tread?

Is tread? No. I didn't beef it. I saved Carl. Follow the white rabbit, guys. The one thing that's real is that Maveris beefed. That's all we know. I didn't beef and I saved car. Follow the white rabbit, guys. The one thing that's real is that Maveris beefed. That's all we know.

Maveris is using his cloak of the Manoray, just gonna swim up as fast as he can and try to like pop out of the water, not like it often. Okay, give me a strength check then. Strength check? Oh, 19. You fucking pop right out. Give me a strength check then. Strength check? Oh. Oh, 19. You fucking pop right out.

Amazing. Nice. So this is actually fucking worked out for Mavras, because he was going to get a level of exhaustion, take all that damage, just happen to rule poorly on his thing, get shoved into a shark tank and magically fucking pull up out of there. He just beefed it and then fell in goo.

You must have used his beef to propel himself out of the water. God, dude. Holy shit, did the shark puke you up? We're all in the same side, and I'm feeling a lot of hostility from my boys. I'm just getting razzed a little water right now. Whoa, do you? Sorry. No, it was just Bond for our behavior, but we'll cool it. I think as Madfris pops out of the water, we see Karl floating right now.

Yeah, but it's a programmed illusion. And in fact, Reniford just straight up dismisses it. The illusion of Karl's body disappears. And she says, you didn't think I was just gonna give you your boy, did you? That he would just be that easy to retrieve. So Carl's not here at all. Maybe.

Is this a fuck, are we getting pranked? Or are you filming this? Is it a... Is Tread? Are you filming this? Am I Carl? Am I Carl? Your Carl check. Everyone do a car all check

I think that not Carl they're not Carl I'm tread not Carl I minor illusion Carl's face on my face oh my god oh wait no the next you skinny it's madness I'm just gonna use a fucking chaos bolt, whoa, which is maybe not as cool as it sounds. Ye hurl an undulating warbling massive chaotic energy at one character in range. Make a range spell attack against that target.

On a hit the target, it takes two d8 plus one d6 damage. And then you choose one of the d8s, and then the number on that determines what type of damage it is. So it's like, actually through thunder or all the types of damage. So chaotic. My boy's gonna warble you. I'm gonna fly out of that water and just use a chaos bolt on that fucking slug. Yeah. Oh, you're going for the slug!

Slug the slug. Slug and the stupid slug. And so that's just an attack roll. 21 hit. A 21 does hit. However, it's going to use its reaction to try to counter spell it. What? This reaction works like a counter spell

except that the Archon of Fage must always make a spell casting ability check, no matter what the spell level is. Its ability check for this is plus five. If it successfully counters the spell, the Archon of Fage beats. And eight plus five, yes, it does. It successfully counterspell with your chaos. Okay.

That slug eight, you your freaking bolt, dude. It slurps it up and it looks fucking healthier for it. Oh, you're feeding my baby. Whoa, hunky slug. Impossible. It could be only one. I'll use a, I'll use one sorcery point to use a can trip and fire bolt it nice Get that slug you don't get to turn it around on me do kill that slug dude

Slug the slug I wonder if I could eat spells. I've never tried that before don't try it now, dude But you can eat the slug doesn't 11 hit it does not hit No, why would it? Why would it? It's like, the actress is going to just lie down on the ground. Say, you never understand what you mean to me. It's not like, it comes out of this shark tank. You jump out, water cascading down, you like a man-to-ray taking flight to like shake parasites off of it.

And then you throw two spells, one gets eaten in one misses. And then you just land on your back. I knew I should have used my bonus action to billow my cape. Ha ha ha ha ha. Always go for the billow. And that is going to be the slugs turn.

You see that, this little slug, like his tentacles are a little more deflated. So it looks like he's here, he's almost like a domesticated animal, like wolves, how they're little ears domesticated become limp. So he doesn't really have a tentacle attack. He's kind of just this arcane feeding creature, but he does have two little gray beads. It gave me your beads. I think we want them, Dave. I'm going to get those beads.

I'm going to put them on a bracelet. Fringe your bracelets for all you guys. Dave, what the hell are you talking about? Don't try to recover, Maveris. You did the embarrassing thing. No, no, no, no. Dave's the lower status to me right now, suddenly. Dave, we were talking about beads, dude.

You're still lying down, Maveris. Now that I think about it, Dave was standing in front of Maveris. Maybe he beefed on Maveris. Yes! Yes! Which is honestly epic behavior. Amazing job, Dave. That was awesome.

I beefed. I beefed. Oh, dude, he admitted it. He admitted it. Oh, my gosh. No, no, I beefed and it was awesome. I beefed. I beefed. Oh, dude, he admitted it. He admitted it. Oh my gosh. No, no, I beefed and it was sick. So he's going to, this little slug is going to move his speed to get to a glyph that you see near a renifer. Once he gets on the glyph, the pressure activates the glyph.

The glyph erupts into sort of like a ashy smoke and it misty steps him to right in front of Mac, hungry Dave and tread. Well, he's going to bite into this little bead clearly given to him by Renifur. Sorry. And Cass, this is all just wizard bullshit. Ha, ha, ha.

Um, and is going to with a 30-foot cone, This is all just wizard bullshit And is going to with a 30-foot cone a Post wave of pressure comes at the three of you everyone give me a constitution save Again, oh there's a slug what no Boy fuck 22 Run! Where's Carl? Oh boy, fuck. 22. 9, 17. Okay. Both Hungry Dave and Tread Fail.

You take 66 for a damage. What? 28 for a damage. Goodness. I'm down. Oh man. If it's luck, fucking kill, Tread. 28 for damage goodness I'm down If it's look fucking killed to you at all This is clearly a bead of powerful magic given to it by Renovar Dave, we do have to be- Yeah, I'm talking to the right dude. Don't eat it. Dave was right about everything.

Dave, I'm so sorry. Everything's fucking good. Can I use my illusion? Dave is right. Can I die with my hellish review again? Absolutely. And then Mac, you take half of that. Do you take 14?

So I'll just line to code. You can't trust anything. So Tread is now down on down But I hell is for buke that thing right okay. Yeah, um it does a deck save Okay, it has a plus four to decks, but it's a fucking And this is a fucking creature is dad dude this seems to have backflips But it only rolled a seven so it fails well fuck yeah Didn't roll that great you hate us, but it must be jealous the

So I rebuke you and I do it hellishly That's 11 damage to the slug Ooh Okay, thread that was honestly bead worthy 11 damage to the slug. Ooh, okay. Tread, that was honestly bead worthy. This slug, like I said, it's almost like a domesticated version. So like a wolf in the wild is gonna be a lot stronger than a domesticated dog. So it actually, the 11 damage seems significant to this slug. You heard that dog, Tread, good job.

Slice and go where he died. It's that dog, Tread, good job. Slice it up. Oh, the Tread. It does go out. It's okay. It's just lines of code. It's fine if we kill her pet. Every character I play hurts animals. How it goes?

Sidebar with everyone else. Pretty scared of Tread now. Remember me as the guy that hurt their pet on my way out? And that is Hungry Dave. Hungry Dave, you've got this slug in front of you that just got hellish rebuke. It has one more little bead with it. You've got Renifer who came out of invisibility.

Her two illusions are dispeled. I look at her and say, Miss Hyperl, I'm very sorry about this, but I am gonna have to kill your pet. Ha ha ha. Kill your dog, brother. Unless you change the illusion to put on the matrix of the background,

because that would honestly be kind of sick. Do you have a projector in here? Matrix one, we would also do animatrix. That's the fun show. Oh, do you have a DC? On that, yeah. I absolutely will not be doing any of this. And also this slug is not,

this disgusting creature is not my pet. It's here because it feeds off of the arcane energy and in a situation like this, it proves useful. I can see that you've written its name on the little bead. Slippy. Yes, slippy is fine. You're right, I have a small amount of sentimentality and I did name this arcane monstrosity.

This is not make what I have to do, any easier. Ha ha ha. Okay, 21 on the first hit. That hits. That is eight damage on the first attack. Okay. Does it have 14 hit? 14 does hit.

Yes. Great. Sorry, Slippy. There we go. And that's 11 damage to Slippy. 11 damage? Slippy had 11 hit more than last. Yes, yes, dude. We killed Reddipers Pat.

Frisbee to Slug. It just enclosed range, hungry Dave. Just, just, Kong allows the slugs at all. No matter what happens to us, we killed your best friend. Can I try and steal the bead? Yeah, you can. You don't have to roll anything. It's a fucking dead body.

You can just take this bead off of a dead body. Yeah, as you take the bead, Renifur looks angry. Oh, you think you can try to control my power? My spells? I wake at her, gotcha bead. Yeah, that is my bead. Dave me a death save. Of course. That is a four. No!

That is a four. One fail. Mac that is your turn. I am going to, in that case, scoop tread to get out of the beef area. And I saw the slug like misty step off this little glyph. Can I run towards the glyph with tread? It's, the glyph has been used,

but yeah, you can run. You'll be really close to Renifur. Is she on like one side of the fountain? Yeah, she's on the left side, and then there's a right side. I will run to the right side of the fountain with tread using my movement. Okay. And then once I get to the other side of the fountain with tread using my movement. Okay.

And then once I get to the other side of the fountain, I will use the staff to cast cure wounds on tread. Ah. A glyph that you ran past from the beginning is triggered. It was a glyph that was laid to counter spell the first healing spell. You're fucking glyphs. I'm a wizard. Why would I not put in a ton of fucking glyphs of warranted? I'm just saying it really clashes with the room. It's all I'm saying. Yeah, this has nothing to do with the Matrix theme at all. You've got all of these pods with people in goo, which is spot on.

That's awesome. The Matrix code is kind of like glyphs, so I mean, maybe it does actually. Oh, that's super interesting. Don't give her anything. I'm gonna have you do look at this and these glyphs, though you cannot understand them. There is something numerical.

It almost looks like when people are looking at the matrix on a computer screen. I think glowing green. They're glowing green. Fuck. Fuck. You're stomach is tight. It's going east of his hell.

This glyph, this counterspell glyph is used up. You see that this glowing glyph evaporates into ashes. Then I will just hold tight onto tread, um, and kneel behind the fountain and just cradle him in my arms. Come on, dude. Dude, that's a freaking wake-up. The world needs to hear your songs. Oh, and that's back around to Renifur.

Renifur is pretty mad at hungry day for fucking killing her animal that she pretended not to care about. And for stealing her fucking spell pearl that she gave to someone else. So she is going to attack you. So Renifur is actually going to come at you since 30 feet, yeah, she has that movement.

She's gonna come at you and she's going to swing her staff at you. But as she does, you notice that there is some effect on her. That is making her fucking buff. She looks powerful. It's likely the glyph that activated as soon as she landed. Are you juicing? Guys, she's juicing. She shouldn't have that kind of mobility

with those shoulder pads. Okay, her first attack roll is a three, and that is going to miss. Oh, God. She just crits. Oh, dear. Oh, whoa. And Dave's favorite Ninja Turtle is Donatello.

This is awful. The bow staff is so simple yet elegant. She smacks you. I don't know what your hit points are. She smacks you for 29. Oh, that's more points than I had. I'm down. Oh, Matt Bruce. Okay. All right, she's just going to pluck this little pearl from your body.

Oh, no. And then she'll try to tell a kinetic show of Maverick. Don't, don't, please don't, please don't. I'm begging you. I hate it in there. Give me a strike save. Fuck. 12. 12. Oh my god. Well you've triggered a lot of her stuff

already just doing now. I pull up my speaking stone and I text hard one to come save us. Hey guys. Mavericks, it's your turn as you walked into the shark tank. Jesus Christ. I'm pretty, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna be like half hell after this. Yeesh. You take another, five damage, five piercing damage. Give me a fuck out of here. So this is Strength Save is how you get out?

Strength Save, yeah. Nat 20. Wow! You fucking leap right out. My friends going in and out. Just doing like a cold point. How did that slug use the pearl? It used an action to use it. Why don't you give me an insight check right now

or a perception? I'd love to. Dirty 20 on the insight. Okay. Renifer is like pretty much out of spells. The only thing that she's getting spells from at this point is this little war tick. She basically put all of her spells into buffing herself and making this a difficult environment for anyone to enter and try to fight her. Okay. I'm gonna run up and try to rip this fucking tick off.

Nice! Nice! I want that tick! Oh, Travis! Travis is holding Trent's dead body. See, our only spellcaster just running towards in a melee range with her. I solved it. I saw a bow staff wielding maniac.

It won't be like an action or anything. It's just like an object interaction to try to rip this tick off. And it's a strength check. And it's not opposed with her or anything like that. I'll do a strength check to try to get this tick out of there. Sorry, you might get Lyme disease lady. 18.

18, you rip this tick off. However, this tick wants to feed on some sort of arcane energy. I'm putting that tick right on my forehead. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Amazing.

Maveris, you can now, three times per short rest, you can use a bonus action to cast a cantrip that would normally be an action. Each time it's done, you lose HP equal to your spellcaster level. You gain one additional spell slot, each time an extra, like per level. Each time it is used, you have to succeed a DC Constitution saving throw or gain one level of exhaustion.

Each time the host casts a spell, roll a D20 on a one, the spell doesn't successfully complete, but the host still expands a spell slot. So a huge tick just burrows into his head. Huge tick burrows into your head. You have an extra spell slot per level, but it has, you know, some danger to it. Okay. I'm casting a Mel's minute meteors again. Whoa, yeah. She has no spells to counter spell, you know. On the turn where you cast it, you can launch one or two of them.

So I'll launch two right behind her, and she has to make a Dex saving throw, DC 16. Ooh. Goodbye, Mafer. So the way that I picture this is you leaned in real close, grabbed the tick from her collarbone, summoned your meteors, which are now swirling around both you and her. She has only a plus three to Dex. First one is a Nath one. Nice.

Yeah. Hell yeah. So she takes that. Second one is a 12 plus three, 15. It's a DC 16. Do your damage for all of them. Nice. Okay, so it's a DC 16 Do your damage for all of them nice. Okay, so it's a 2d6 fire damage on a failed save. So I got 4d6 I rolled 15 nice hell yeah, sorry Do I have to roll anything now that the tick is on so you don't have to do anything for like a constitution save the only thing You need to do is just roll a d20 if you get a 1 the spell doesn't happen Three wow close Now back around to oh he's dead that's background a hungry Dave also dead Everyone's got everyone go towards the darkness

Oh shit, do it. Everyone's got everyone go towards the darkness I'm a disc and I'm flying towards a big glowing basket That's an eight Angry Dave has one fail back around a tread. I have one feel oh no if he gets a one he's dead What yeah, cuz it'll be two dead spells. I'll try not to. Nat 20. Yeah!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah! Amazing! Treadie, you pop up with one hit point and you have a fucking action if you want to use it. Holy fuck did someone beef in here?

Yeah, you did. That's hilarious. Yeah, you died on your beef. You fucking died use it. Holy fuck did someone beef in here? You did hilarious. You died in your beef. You fucking died, dude. You were so dead. I'm laughing and crying at the same time. A big one for air behavior. A big one for air behavior. A big one.

Can I do a quick perception at that moldy renter? Absolutely, yeah. That is insane. I rolled another Nat 20. I know you know. Okay. I will tell you exactly, because you rolled a fucking Nat 20,

that fucking mold, that glacial mold that you saw, it is a way to create a simulate room of yourself. A duplicate of yourself. She presumably did this this morning knowing that her fucking lab might get attacked so that she could double her spell slots and she used all of that simulate rooms spells. However, another thing that you notice, it's concentrating on a spell. Oh, okay. I look at that thing and I say, you can't break a support, we'll never scatter. And if you try, I'll make you shatter.

And I'm gonna cast shatter on it. Okay. It's a con save. Okay, Renifer has Resilience, so she does have plus eight to con. Oh, Jesus. She rolled a four plus eight as a 12 save. It doesn't, dude. Nice. Nice.

Oh, yeah. It's thread. Do your damage. That is 15. The Simulacrum takes that damage. It's going to roll a concentration save, but it does have a plus eight. And it rolls an 11. So it continues concentrating on this spell. But you know a Simulacrum has half the hit points of the thing that it's duplicated by. Hmm, sweet. And as a bonus, I'm gonna, with Maverick's

up with a bardic inspiration. Glad you're not dead, dude. And it goes like this. We're in deep. We're downright mired. But we can't give up. We must stay inspired. Yes, dude.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. As you sing this, the little meteors swirling around mavers kind of like pop with the music. Yo, can I take those on tour with me? Those things are cute. Absolutely. Mag that's your turn. Sweet, I am going to use my only third level spell and hit everybody including Hungary Dave, 60 foot radius with a mass healing word.

Whoa, right. Thank you. That's bless you, Matt. You know, I'm actually, it's kind of fucking good that the counterspell glyph that was set to trigger on a heal, didn't counterspell that one. So I'm gonna say the way Mac does this, is he goes into the middle of the room

and Stone Cold Steve Austin style shakes two blessed brew cans and smashes them together. So the boys are blue hits all my boys across the room and I hit everybody with, oh baby, I rolled up four. That is going to be nine HP to everyone. Yeah. Okay, cool. Great. So Mack heals everyone.

Anything else that you want to do? Yeah, that was just a bonus action. So I'm going to pull out my fucking crossbow. What? Fucking crossbow, Mack time. Yeah, it's my crossbow. She killed us. She did something.

You fucking almost killed my boys. I guess I'll shoot at the simulacrum Okay, because the crossbow doesn't do much. It just looks intimidating and it's insane. Fuck up her pinata, dude Oh, baby, that's a that's a 19 to hit that hits great And that is a big and when when I say big, I cannot overstate this two damage. I guess I'm gonna roll a concentration check in case she gets a one. Yeah. Oh, I got a seven and I thought it was a one. Oh my god, that's awesome. It's amazing.

Okay, so she gets a 15. She passes. The simulacrum is still concentrating on this spell. That is back around to Renifur. What is she gonna do? She's fucking pissed that you took her fucking war tick. So she's gonna try to rip it back. That's definitely not gonna do it.

It's a, because she, it's, she rolled a two and it's a DC 15 strength check. So she does not get it back. So she's just gonna fucking attack you twice. Just clumsily thumbs your head. That's definitely gonna hit. Two drunk debutants. Rip it definitely gonna hit. Two drunk debut tons. What was it? It was 18 plus. Oh shit. She has a plus 10. So it was a 28.

She'll just getting it. Okay, so she hits really well because of this lift so she hits you for 19 damage and she's going to try to take another attack 27 that's gonna hit That is a oh she won a 1 in a 3 on her 2d 12 She hits you for 9 Okay, still pretty darn her nine. Okay, still pretty darn her. Still bad, still bad. So what kind of what do I have to roll a concentration check for and else my new meteors? Yes. Okay, pass the first line. Pass the second. Nice. All right. These little meteors stick with your little babies. Maverish. Is that a necklace around your neck? Ooh, she's really mad.

She wanted to fucking down you to get that fucking war tick back, but she can't do anything. So she will still try to telekinetic shove you, Mavericks. Oh, please don't. What is your deal with Mavericks? You know he's the one. Are you the agent Smith? I'm not a strength save. To knock it.

Knock it. Into the shirking. It shakes out. A 13. A 13? With your Bartik inspiration, you could. It's a DC-18. Against her telekinetic shove.

Think of my song, Maveris. What did you get? A 15 total. Oh, I will die in this water from this. Oh, shock. Take. And it is your turn. So you take five piercing damage.

And then you start taking. Are you still alive? I'm at four hell. Okay, I'll keep you alive, dude. Keep going. I am going to take the strength save to get out of this fucking water for the third time. Like I'm a bad guy in a Jackie Chan movie.

Just getting off into the water. 18. Amazing. I keep going well to get out. I'd love to roll well to not be thrown in in the first place. You keep rising directly vertically with a huge splash out looking like,

your palms are extended, almost looks like. Definitely looks chosen one like. I get why you keep going in, because you come out and you look cool as hell. Yeah, Ariel, no. Did anyone take a video yet? Does anyone else? No one has space on their phone.

It's only me, right? The beaters are swirling around me like I'm magmido. I don't know. We're really mixing themes here, guys. I don't, I mean, it's all, the new theme is cool shit. I love it. Whoa. Transcended.

Is that my action to get out? Or? No. Ooh. I'm going to. Can I take out the feather and regard it you can absolutely regard it what do you want to like how do you want to regard this feather I want to make a bit of an insight check just to see if there's use the brining is please briny feather please although I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a hard ass here and say that you gave

tread the feather the feather isn't with you anymore oh tread has the feather oh treadpats's pockets I'm like in passion. Fred! I'm like impassioned, like, dripping, goopy water. Fred, the feather! The feather is the key to all of this dread. What? The key, dude. This? I pulled the feather, like, broken in half out of my guitar kit.

Oh! Oh, no! Fuck. Okay, never mind. I'm just going to shoot a meteor at one meteor at both the similacrum and one at the end. Renifera some nice. They both failed, I just rolled.

They only have a plus three, though. So the first two will be for the similacrum. That's eight damage. Let me roll her concentration check. Shoot passes. Okay. And then for Renifur, six damage. Okay.

And then I'll use a sorcery point to use scorching ray. That was concentration already going. Very good. So now I'll roll three attack rolls. Alright, who do you want to do it on? I'll do two on the simulro one on the Rennifer. Cool. First two for the similar acro 11.

Jesus. I'm sure. Misses. 21. That hits. And then rolling to see if I hit Rennifer, that's a 12. That misses it. Okay, so only one hits and they are, that's a 12. That doesn't exist. Okay, so only one hits and they are...

That's 10 damage. Okay, 10 damage. The Simulacrum takes your 10 fire damage. Some of the vines around her light up and she needs to make yet another concentration check. She fucking passes again. Okay, then. She's so focused.

That is Hungry Dave. Hungry Dave, you've been brought back to life by Mac. Oh, can I get away from this pool? You absolutely, Ken and you absolutely should. I'm gonna walk, I don't know, to like a corner. This sort of duck. As you walk, you do see that like on these two paths, that form sort of a line with this fountain,

there are other glyphs. Should I stand on one, guys? No, maybe if you had the feather, I'm gonna hop over a glyph and I'm gonna try to avoid them Hunger-dave that is your turn. Okay. First of all I give a strong nod to Mac On forever behavior dude. I give a strong nod back. Absolutely what you do. Dude the bead was the right call you are the Donatello How do you manage such strong nods with such skinny necks? Excuse me.

All right. What the fuck did you say? What did you just say? What did you say? If you want to see a strong neck, bring Carl back. Where the fuck is Carl? Where is Carl? He can carry us all on his neck.

Where's Carl? Where's Carl? Where's Carl? Where's Carl? Where's Carl? Why do you care so much about this person? It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. Why do you care so much about this person? She's our boy.

You would know what it's like to have a bro or a brother. Yeah, your best friend was a slut. I do have a brother. His name is Rin. I have a feeling I'm really gonna hate that person. Okay, you said there were more glyphs. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

How many are within range of my movement? There are two within your range of movement. OK, would you allow me, as my movement, to run with my claw along the ground and scrape through the glyphs to break their pattern? Which way are you going towards the fountain or away from the fountain? I'm going towards the wall where the

Simulacrum is okay So as you make your claws run against this tile it produces a incredibly uncomfortable noise and the very first glyph that you hit It actually just causes you to misty step whoa Okay, they're not all bad. That was awesome, Dave. It was a good cliff. Where do you want to misty step to? First of all, I'd like to do an acrobatics check

to see if I can flip as I come out of the misty step. Oh, throw yourself the Frisbee, dude. I absolutely throw myself the Frisbee. She's the greatest moving disc golf history. Oh, that is a 21 acrobatics. Holy shit, it's Dave the one. I'm 22. Unfortunately, it was actually a 23 now.

I'm kidding. Oh! I'm kidding. You do a buggy, awesome flip. Everyone stops looking at Maveris and his cool meteors and looks at tape. Maveris feels like I'm getting weaker. Maveris, sorry. And where would you like to mistystep your 30 feet to?

Oh, I get to choose. Yeah, I mean, it just casts mistystep. I want to get as far away from Renefer as I can. I guess maybe like, yeah, I'm going gonna go like basically so that I will be like underneath where the simulacrum is. Great, so you misty step to right beneath the simulacrum. Great. And then with my attack, I want to throw two discs up at the simulacrum. Okay, give me your packs. Okay, give me your packs. Marvers was right, touch all the glyphs. Yeah, yeah, I also agree.

You should touch a bunch of glyphs. Okay, no touch the glyphs, I guess. Common ginseng on our side now. Let, no, everyone stop. It's gonna be a nine on the first hit. Nine to hit? Yeah. That misses.

Okay, and then a 16 that hits great. I'm gonna go ahead and do a blasting arrow bursting arrow Okay on this simulacrum. I bet this pinata is full of beads I love just throwing a frisbee so hard At a body tied up in vines From point blank six damage from the Frisbee and then Ooh 11 force damage. So that means once again, she must do a concentration check She got a two which means she only has a

Plus eight so she got a ten. Oh, right. Yeah. plus eight so she got a 10 oh Yeah, so she got it Oh, I'm an action search nice Honestly fuck this piñata piñata is there supposed to be fun Dave loves piñatas I love to just whack it and open my mouth and let the candy fly in, wrappers, and all. One time he threw a frisbee at a pinata and he missed all the candy and he was so upset it ruined his birthday. This is really way more information than I need to know about any of these.

19 to hit? Uh huh, that hits. Alright, can I do a quick insight to see if it's worth wasting another bursting arrow on this? Yeah, I do an insight. Okay. Ooh, 16? She's hanging on by a thread.

Alright, I'm just gonna do a regular arrow. Okay. Nine damage. Finish the simulacrum. Yes. Sea-illacrum, simulacrum. What? I turned my head and grin so wide.

I'd say a really raw chord on the guitar. Great job, Dave. Dave Atello. Dave Atello. 100 Dave Atello. Maverick's over to Mac. What did he say? I don't know, dude.

Just go with it. He was right about the bead. As you lighter up with one of your Frisbees, this construct goes limp and Carl appears from Vanishingant. What is time actually landing in the shark bowl? Carl, what is that for? Emily! You can't just advantage someone into the shark ball! This is a problem! This sucks!

Fuck this is a problem! I won't make you roll any inside checks this time it's actually him! Alright, Renifer, honestly it was really funny the first two times you put Maverson there and then a little funny the second time, the third time, and then a little funny the third time but the fact that you put Carl in there fucking crossed the line, okay? You're gonna need to do it two or three more times for it to be funny again. Like loopy sleepover funny, if you do it three more times. Gladly. Matt Russel's out to everyone. Man, somebody should get him, right? Someone should probably get Carl out of the... Yeah, I'll get him.

I used my last attack on Renifer. Okay. It's a 17. A 17 does hit. Whoo. All right, this one I am gonna do a bursting arrow on. Nice. Okay.

That is 11 damage from the Frisbee. Okay, she's still. Why true? She does still look comfortable Can I can I try and use my bursting arrow to toss her into the pool? Is that a property of bursting arrow? No, it's just for stamping Okay, no, I mean her telekinetic shoves are kind of like a feat that she took so I mean, her telekinetic shoves are kind of like a feat that she took. So.

Okay. And then eight for damage. Okay, cool. And she dropped her sickening radiance already the second she had to enter that area. So she is not concentrating on anything. Nor does she have any spell slots. I haven't used my movement yet for my action search. Is there any big like bushes or foliage or vegetation I can kind of like crouch behind because I'm really hurt?

You absolutely can I mean like these vines are sort of like Covering the walls and like you could just kind of like hide behind them. Dave. Here's the sad state of events I think you have the most HP besides me. Oh, no I'm just gonna keep playing in disc from the vines Cool, that's my turn great. Um, that is tread Besides me. Oh no. I'm just gonna keep playing in disc from the vines Cool, that's my turn great. Um, that is tread. May I inspect the feather? Yes, you may. I'm just like the feather. It's the key to everything tread the feather is

19 19 this magical feather Sm smelling of brine, which when you look at it, it's almost as if a sea breeze tickles the plumage. If you touch it, use an action, and touch it to the water, it turns into a swan boat. Oh my god.

Wait, a tandem swan boat? You've had a swan boat since the second episode. May I swan dive into the shark tank? After I corral in a swan boat. You ask me again, yeah, if you want to use your action to turn it in and then do some kind of strength check to pull Carl from the shark. And then you can cover the whole water with a swan boat, right? And then you can seal them off. Technically, this is a 50 foot by 20 foot swan boat,

but I'm gonna say because it's magical, it conforms to the water that you want it to. Wait, can we use the swan boat to block the hole? Yeah, you can, you're absolutely like. Yeah. Fuck yes. So I guess I'm gonna dive into the water and try to pull Carl into the boat.

Okay, give me a strength save to drag him out. Okay, is he unconscious? Or a strength check, sorry. He is, so basically everyone that you've seen is in this comatose state that is induced by a jellyfish toxin. I see, so healing word would not do any change. Healing word unfortunately would not. Okay, cool.

That is a bad strength save. That's a really bad strength save. Well, don't let me see what I add to it. Well, it could be athletics check. Tread doesn't have athletics. It would be a little better. It would be a little better. Honestly, if it could be deception, that'd be perfect.

It's not deception. Yeah, okay, well, I rolled a natural three. So, the votes in the water, the votes in the water, that's... Tread, on your turn, if you stay in here, now it's gonna be a strength check. I wanna appear. Oh, the whole.

Tread, you just created another person out to say it. I had to use it. It's like on rafting trips when the counselor person says, don't jump in the water if someone falls out. But what if that person was Carl? The feather was the key. The feather has been there all along for so many different reasons.

So, I can't believe it. Oh, so now, Tread and Carl are in the shark tank. We're gonna drag this swan boat out and take this back to the land. Oh, and I'll also, I'll play Mac, a quick little like Diddy, like a really inspiring bardic inspiration, Rick, it's covered in goo.

Great, he can barely hear it because. It's calm, you did also. It's barely coming through all of the goo, but Mac is inspired. Oh my God. Mac, that is your turn. Mac, you, do you want to look at the glyph that Hungry Dave didn't step on? do you wanna look at the glyph that

a hungry Dave didn't step on? Cause you're on the same side as hungry Dave. Yeah, I'll check it out inside. Give me an Arcona check. A dirty 20. This is a good spell. Oh shit. There's a good spell.

The way these glyphs work is you, many of them, some of them have different triggers. Many of them, you just fucking step on it. Sweet, I will take my chances and I will step on the glyph. You step on this glyph, the glyph turns to ash, the ash coils up around you and you now have a haste cast on you.

Whoa! Whoa! Okay. I'm so fast. I am the one. Ha ha ha ha. I am so fast. I am the one. Once again, everyone stops looking at Hungry Dave, and now looks at Mack.

Mack's a good, I guess. Wow, now that I have all the speed, I'm gonna, without knowing who Moon Shine's Sibon is, Channel Moon Shine's Sibon, channeling baywatch um die into the goo uh to pull coral out uh because he's unconscious and then i'll try to get uh treticus. Great give me uh athletics to or or a strength check just to try to drag him out. Come on.

Ooh, baby, that is 17. Great, you chuck Carl out. Carl's combitose body lands in a gooey thud next to the fountain. No, in the swan boat. Oh, into the swan boat, correct. To get the boat, dude. He lands sitting up on one of the seats, looking like he's a passenger. Oh, into the swan boat correct He lands sitting up like on one of the seats looking like he's a passenger. Oh my god I'm so natural we can buckle him in and then I'll pull tread out Cool, hey dude, I heard your song you just drum louder when you're covered in goo That is only a 10 to get tread

A 10 does not a 10 doesn't do it. Okay. I'll use Bartik come on My own is 18 Wait, I got a ass a A gooey tread lands with a thud right next to Carl. I could not have survived one round in there. Good. You got a swan boat. You gasped up your boy and you gasped up your boat.

Sweet. So I got my boys out. Can I try to get myself out of the goo? Absolutely. Okay, I'd try to swim out. 17. Oh, view. Yeah, it's a DC 15 to swim out. 17. Oh, view. Yeah, it's a DC 15 to get out.

Oh, thank God. Okay, I burst out of the goo. You also landed in the swan boat. Okay, what a great swan boat. I'm David Aber has come into the boat. No, it's all bad. I don't group together. Nobody grouped together anymore.

And Max, since you are hasted, I'm gonna say everything that you just did, you can just count that as one action. So do you have anything else that you'd like to do? Yes, Maveris, how's that bug treating you? You know, it seems fine. If you want the bug, take them. I would love the bug if you don't mind.

Let me double check to make sure that, because I think you do take, oh, two psychic damage per spellcaster level when you lose it. So, Maverick would actually take two times, so it's 10 damage if he gave over the bug. I could bring you back. I would be at two. Oh, that's fine.

Then that's totally fine. Yeah. I'm going to, with Maverick's permission, try to pull the bug out of his head. Off my forehead. Yeah. DC 15 strike. I hold Maverick's horns. Still, I was Mac does this.

Oh, I'm screaming so loud. 21 strength. Oh! Oh! I'm so sorry. So loud 21 strength Renifer is fucking eyes zero in on you Mac Yeah, she's gonna fucking get that fucking tick back That's right and then she's gonna cast a very cool spell that's gonna fuck you try to get this tick back And then I shove the tick into my head

whoa Yeah, it's a move. It's a move we're doing. And what does that do? It adds an extra spell slot per level. I will read it for you. Okay. Three times per short rest, you can use a bonus action to cast a can trip that would normally require an action. Each time it's done, you lose hit points equal to the spellcaster level. The host gains one additional spell slot per level of spell it can cast. Each time this extra spell slot is used, the host must succeed on a DC 10 constitution saving throw or gain one level of exhaustion.

Each time the host casts a spell, roll a D20 on a one, the spell doesn't successfully complete, but the host still expends a spell slot as the tick absorbs the power of the spell. Sweet, I am going to go ahead and use my tick powers with a new third level spell. Hasted and ticked. Holy shit. I'm so hasty. I'm so ticked. I'm so freaking ticked. I'm always ticked. I'm ticked off. I'm freaking ticked. And I'm going to use... It's really good, Zach. Mass healing word. Really aggressive.

Mass healing word to hit all my boys. Just real good stuff, Zach. Sorry, masculine word. Mass, I'm going to use masculine which I just I just quietly say wait Fill my biceps tense. Yeah, um, so I'm gonna hit everybody Including myself damn. I rolled another form rolling so good. I'm my healing dice So everybody gets eight and then I need to roll to make sure that I don't like Fail bleed more. Bleed more. I'm good.

I rolled a 19. And then I still have haste. So that was just a bonus action. Wow. Then I'm going to use words of radiance as it's a can trip. I'm gonna do it as an action and each creature of your choice you can see within range must succeed on a constitution saving throw or take 2d6 damage at level 5. So I pull out a brilliant pilsner that is so disgusting. I'm more of a wine person. This is really.

It's the lightest pills I've ever seen. I mean, a hard kombucha is as nasty as I like. I like her disgusting. You try to stop. I'll put you in the trash. I'll put you in the trash. I feel like hard kombucha. What's your name, tread?

Don't be conference with her. Why? I just rolled two sixes on the damage. So you just do that damage? No, it's um, con-save. You know she has a plus- She has a plus eight. She takes nothing if she passes.

Come on. She got a two. I swear to God. Yes. She took two things and a ten. So that fails. So she takes 12. Okay.

And then I'm going to run away. If you run away, you're gonna have to, you're gonna get an opportunity attack. I'll take the opportunity attack. I'm gonna run, okay. Let's, if I use,

does it 23 hit? Uh, yeah, I mean yeah. Okay. Matt, come, I mean, yeah. Huh. Okay. Matt, come get in these vines. That is 17 plus six. Jesus Christ, 23 damage. 23 damage. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. But I didn't like it. And then how does the haste work? Do I roll concentration as if it's me? No, because it's glyph of warding. Because it's Glyph of Warding. So this is something that she would have benefited from as well. Because it's Glyph of Warding, the concentration, it could be like dispelled, but it couldn't be...

There's no concentration to worry about. Which is why she does have a very cool spell on her that is concentration, but she's benefiting from it. But since you found this haste glyph, you've also have your own cool spell that you're benefiting from. Sweet. Since I have more speed because of haste, I'm gonna run 45 feet away.

If I ran like 15 feet to get to her, I'm gonna run 45 feet away to keep the tick away. Come get your tick. Look at that quick tick. Ooh, okay. And she used up all of her fucking misty step glyphs on this side. So I don't think she has a fucking way to get to you. Ha.

This is so annoying and she's just gonna be like, alright, I know that you did what you thought was right, but really what you did was doom your friend. And she's going to take two of her plus 10 attacks on Mattress. Um, no. Okay, she got an 18 and a 23. Shield. Does that prevent both of them from hitting you? Does that prevent the 23? Okay, so she will still hit you with one of them. That's going to be only a 12 plus 6, 18 damage. Okay, I'm down. Oh, that was exactly 18.

She looks exactly at Mac and says, is that what you wanted to happen when you ran away? No It's like the opposite of what I wanted to happen if you've been paying attention at all were boys. Oh my god Tell her Mac absolutely go in on her. You know, it's funny is that it's actually gonna be your friend's turn now And he's gonna have to do a death save stop I wanted to feel bad for taking my fucking takeaway from me Stop meddling. Stop meddling. Stop meddling. Stop meddling. Stop meddling. Stop meddling. Stop meddling. Stop meddling. Stop meddling.

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Cool. So, Maverick passes to say, next is Hungry Day. All right, from the vines, I shout at Mac and say, hey, just letting you know, it's my turn next with the tick. We're like rotating with the tick. It's all, it's all right. So, sunglasses, rules, sunglasses sunglasses rules sunglasses. So just like okay, I'm gonna give me an insight.

Okay. Shout out to the two crew. Yeah, the tick would do a lot for you. It would really benefit you. I just think that the tick could like really improve my lot in life. I would put it in between my nipples, so it'd be a very nice. That's hilarious. Give Dave the tick. How should I give Dave the tick? All right. I'm going to attack from the vines.

OK. I'm going to roll twice to see if I crit. We're both my attacks. She doesn't have her misty Step glyph on the other side because hungry Dave used it. There's a little bit of Misty Step glyph left on the fucking board. That is a 13 on my first hit. That misses. And then an 18.

That hits. Great. Alright, I'm going to go ahead and do my last bursting shot. Nice. Nice. Ah, two ones. Yeah, that's a very bad turn. So that's seven normal damage and then just two forced damage.

Okay, so nine damage, she's still not happy about that. Okay, I would say this is the most shaken that you've seen her. She's shocked, she looks around and she's like, I would say this is the most shaken that you've seen her. She's shocked. She looks around and she's like I How We're elite Did you not read the shell? I

Fucking wrote the shell So you know so embarrassing Yeah, it must be so embarrassing that I dubbed you a lead and then I met you and you're so not a lead and yet you are fucking besting me because you stole my fucking tick. No, I meant because you wrote on a shell. Just use paper dummy. The Murpho communicate with shells. I also thought it was beneath me. That is tread. Can I do like an inside check on any of these glyphs to see if there's anything that'll

there's no glyphs on the side with maverick and with the others anymore. There were two, they both got used. Tripped the glyph. Okay, well, then I look at her strum my guitar and I sing, you fucked with us and you made a blunder. So suck this wave of freaking thunder. Oh, nice.

And I cast Thunder Wave. OK, is that a con save? Yes. OK. She gets an 11 plus 8, 19. Ooh, that saves, but she's going to take half. OK, how much is half? Nine damage.

Sorry, can you say how treadwood? Nine? That's annoying. Okay. And I'll throw out the opening riff of Adam's song and inspire who doesn't. Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana. Nana, Nana, Nana.

Oh, Max coming up. Do you have Bardic right now? I don't know. Okay, I'll give it to you. Nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna,ifer. First things first, bonus action, healing word, maveris. Oh. Oh. I'll do it at a second level. Jeez, I rolled two ones though, so that's only six. Put your pop back up. All right, maveris pops up. That's just a bonus action. And then... And are you still have two actions? Incredible. It's incredible. Remember that the furthest you can get away

because this is a 30 foot radius. I can't go into the other room. You can, you absolutely can, yeah? I'm just gonna do that, yeah. What? I'm gonna run out of the fucking room. So you're gonna use two dash actions? I'm going to keep, the fucking room Two dash actions. I'm I'm going to keep just keep out of her range just like a little shit So I'm going to run she couldn't get me before

So I will just do a I will do Run 30 more feet no, I'll run 30 more feet. No, my fucking speed is doubled, so I'll run 60 feet away. I'll run into the next room, and through the doorway, I want to shoot a crossbow at her with my other back. Oh, holy crap. That's so ugly.

That's so ugly. That whiz by my fucking ear, dude! I'm so lucky! Fast! This is my style at all, but I love it. That is a huge 17-hit. 17 does hit. Nice.

Okay. Crossbow. Four damage on the crossbow bolt. Okay. Sweet. She's still standing. Okay. And then how far precisely did you run away? 60 feet. 60 feet. Alright. She is no longer going after the tick. She's just going to be incredibly vindictive. She's going to go

over to one of the glyphs at the center. She's going to trigger it and it's going to cast scatter. Which means that five creatures of your choice you see within range must succeed a wisdom saving throw or be teleported to an unoccupied space that you can see within 120 feet. So she can only affect maverous and tread, but she's gonna teleport them outside into the water. What? We oh my god. She has no fucking him. She has so few hit points. She has no way to get the fucking tick. This is her last fucking spell she has access to. She's gonna stomp into the ground.

Give me a wisdom save, both maverous and tread. Whew. Mm. No. Is it nine pass? No, this is a nine pass. No, dudes. Oh, if a nine passes, that's perfect, because I got a seven. And I just not pass.

It doesn't. Okay, both of you are teleported directly outside in water. Tread is once again drowning. She looks at you, Mack. She has, like, no hit points left. She sees you through the airlock and she sees you through the door and she is just like, if I can't win, I will take down whoever I can. We shouldn't have hit, dude. We shouldn't. They'll get back in. I think we use the feather too early in And then that's maveris

Maveris you're outside with the drowning truck. Oh, I don't have a third level spell. Can you thunderstorm? Is that third level? Yeah, I don't have a second level spell either I'm gonna grab Tread I'm gonna grab Tread. I'm like my cloak of the Manoray, right? Yeah, you do. So I'm just gonna swim as fast as I can towards the entrance. Can they see us?

Is there like a window? Yeah, so like the condensation has dripped down and you can see through. You could also just try to fucking, I don't think the glass itself has an AC. You can try to just hit your way back in. Well, that just flood the... It will.

It's pretty dramatic and a cool way. But the challenge is decided. Do you have a sense of how close we are to the entrance though? You're probably only like 120 feet away from the entrance anyways. Oh, then I'll, I mean, I have a 60 foot swimsuit, so I'll bash. Yeah, you just dash and get right back to the entrance. With nice, with dread. This was her last ditch effort.

Guy, you did. Head your breath. Okay, don't, I don't have to be inside the cloak, right? You're pitting super, super bad. Wait, you don't have to be, oh, sorry. I was trying to be like Batman. Actually, I wanna be back in there. I wanna be Robin.

And then a hungry Dave, that's you. I'm going to just bull rush right at her, Frisbee's bla All right, take my attacks take your attacks hungry Dave. I have 30 feet of movement I want to build up momentum to try and steal the bead on my next turn But she looks she looks like her tight bun is like falling apart her fucking dress is like off of one shoulder She is I mean her high heels are perfectly intact, but her, she looks as rattled as you've ever seen her this entire fight. That's like a loose pony. Yeah, the bun is turned into a pony and it looks like childish in a way.

Oh, wait. Young man with a frisbee. Why not work with me? I can give you a new body that you could just transport into. In the case of cataclysmic event, you saw what happened with the war in Osmodeus. I mean, don't you want a fucking backup plan? Why would I need to transport into a body when I've got a swan boat that can transport me anywhere with my boys? Your plan is absolutely flawed, and by the way, this is not a Frisbee. This is a disc. Only my friends can call them frisbee This is an official disc golf disc. You know nothing. Your plan is nothing. You are nothing. I am going to run forward and toss my frisbee's and then at the last moment I like

Duck down and leap into the air and scream miss you step launch out her. Are you just pretending? That's 20! Yes! He missed his step. Okay, before you even go over it. Not 20 deception to check, right?

That that was not the best. Yeah, for the deception obviously. Yeah, and that's two damage on the way. Okay, so tell me now how much damage you do on that attack because you may enter with this attack. Very cool. Come on. Ooh.

16 damage. Whoa. She had seven hit points left. Ooh. 16 damage. Whoa! She had seven hit points left. Oh my god. Oh my god. Beep. Finish her. I pull out one more Frisbee, and I say to her,

you couldn't make friends, so you made friends. No, I made, I didn't make friends, I made money. Pathetic, I say it louder. Pathetic. Eat your teeth. Fucking eat your teeth. Send it. And I chop her head off. Oh my god. Holy shit. So hungry Dave, uh, winds back with this frisbee in his hand, and then just his dragon-born teeth find her fucking head, and you chomp down. And then, Renifers headless body

falls to its knees, falls forward. And yeah, Hungry Dave, give me a cond-save to see if you like, cut a puket back up or not. Get a little acid reflux. 18. 18. You fucking stomach it. It's no surprise. Hungry Dave has proficiency in nasty foods.

Dave, that was awesome. This is as nasty as you can see. But definitely don't get a taste for flesh. But definitely don't get a taste for flesh. Could you use some for a caque? I'll be honest. We're pretty good. And you are all out of combat. And you are standing, you're pretty good. And you are all out of combat and you are standing now.

I mean, Maverson Tread, you've reached the beginning of this airlock. You can come back and rejoin everyone. Mac, you're wearing this tick. You are all now in this underwater laboratory filled with clones of Gladehomes most privileged. And you've also got this diving bell to go up and you've got Carl's body. Carl!

Carl! Carl is Carl. As he say his name, he actually rouses for a second. He opens his little blirry teafling eyes. Huh? He looks at you. Confused. Then a flicker of recognition comes across his face. Hey.

I know you. Yeah. You guys. Yeah. Go to my high school, right? And then he passes back out. Clearly he's becoming to be influenced. Carl were boys.

So were boys. Carl were best boys, dude. He's clearly just... We've got history. By such a cruel class. To some sort of powerful toxin and juicing a combato state wrecked by these memory maggots. Okay, but he's alive. He's alive. toxin inducing a combato state wrecked by these memory maggots.

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Should we trash this lab and just fucking take the swambo to the surface? We got it. That's how I want to leave here. You absolutely can. The glass of this lab has an AC and hit points, but if you even make one hole, it'll slowly start to fill. Can I use the bead? Oh, yeah.

Can I use the bead? Yeah. Can I use the bead? It casts greater invisibility. Oh no, it's's the bead. He's the bead. It casts greater invisibility. Oh, no, it's different bead. Dave's dead. He's gone. He was a bird.

Yeah. He was a bird. I mean, it was a bird. Well, the bead was straight. The bead was straight. I can hear it. It was a, it was a prank. I got to hit it.

Who was filming? Who was filming? No one. That was at the room. You guys have been talking so much about Final Fantasy 8. I downloaded it. I'm not doing it to end. Who is filming? Who is filming? No one. That was at Froome. You guys have been talking so much about Final Fantasy VIII. I downloaded it. I got the whole suite.

I got 7-8 and 9. My phone is so hot. All right. Anyway, this is a long time coming. And I take my Matrix sunglasses off. I put them on Carl. Yes. And then I'm going to cast just to make sure

that he's not doing desk saving throws or anything. I'll do spare the dying. Just like we can never. He's right now. He's got the sunglasses on. Yeah. Yeah. Again, we keep mixing it.

It's like he's in the Matrix. Mm. All right, so all carry Carl. And then do you guys want to like drag this huge swan boat? I'm gonna get some of the clones You're gonna get the clone We can get the clones to go to the party and cheer for us Oh shit

Okay, okay, here's what I'm going to Just okay. It's the clothes. Okay. Here's what I'm going to rule is that these clones, it specifically says in the spell, are inert as long as the vessel remains undisturbed. The soul can go to them if it's willing. However, none of these high elves are going to go into these random. So, I'm just going to say, yeah, they just become, if you want to disturb their vessels, they'll just become strange in between creatures.

It's fine. Yeah. Well, that's also, we'll take it. We're pretty unpopular. You can bring that. This is necromancy. So, you know, you will be sort of bringing these necromancy constructs with you, but perhaps discover a new purpose. To cheer for the bonfraers. This is fine. Welcome to the, I smashed one. Welcome to the bonfraers. I smashed it.

I'm so welcome to the bonfraers. I smashed it. So, hey, you're on a bonfraer. So I got these. Welcome to the bonfraers. I got these. Welcome to the bonfraers. Okay.

You get, you get 20 weird ass Sweet, I gotta give them all tattoo Hello, oh, this one's friendly. Hey, I'm gonna tell you everything you need to know right now Okay, all of you are our fans. You're the biggest fans of the world prayers who we are and you're just gonna clap and cheer for us Maybe you'll get like a churro or some kind of tuffo out of it. And then we're just gonna sort of let you go and just send you off into the world. This sounds so fun. The house is so happy. Clap and cheer and laughing.

No matter what we do, perfect. Just like that, no matter what happens. I feel responsible for these people now. This was a huge mistake. Should we get them clothes or are they good? Are they cool? It seems fine. Okay.

Yeah, these beautiful nude clothes. We're rolling so deep, this rules. They're covered in ectoplasm. I too feel burdened by responsibility. Hopefully a lot of them can swim because we're definitely not going to remodel the boats. So, I mean, this is a pretty big boat. It's swan boat, right? It's 20 by two meters.

The swan boat can carry up to 32 medium, smaller creatures. What? It's awesome. It's perfect. Way more than 10. Let's go ahead and get all the fans helping us with the swan boat, bringing it, you can be petite bonfires. We hope some of you are seeing that.

We're gonna work it out. We're gonna work it out. We're gonna get you all in. This is our responsibility now and we're gonna see. I'm having fun. Okay, that's what I can bonfire behavior. We all start clapping. Nice, everyone.

Everyone's these are huge fans. So I'm Everest. This is Tread. That's Henry Day and that's Mack and Carl. So I'm also an individual is Tread, that's hungry, Dave, and that's Mac and Carl. So I'm also an individual cheer for each of us, like, favorite, probably me. Yeah, let's go meet up with Infinity. We talk into the necklace, Infinity. We hope you have more room on the boat because we have some more people coming that can't

all fit on the Swan boat. The Swan boat is a new thing. See you in a few. We also have your boyfriend. We have Carl. So get excited. He's a cool reunion. I love it. They're in love. What are you talking about? No one is touching Carl. Coral. This is with us. So you all get into the swan boat. You rock it from the bottom of the ocean to the surface where there is what looks like a coastal pier floating in the middle of the ocean.

Tiffany is there with all of these bodies that you sent her and saved. She's holding bulk a paddle puppy in her lap and she's got what looks like a six-seater speed boat with two steam method tubes hanging off the back like outboard motors. She helps you load up your swan boat with the body, she can't fit, and you are ready to go.

What would you like to do? Book it for salty, right? I mean, it does. I'm gonna guess like what time is it now? Okay, so why don't we book it? But also why don't we shoot the shit and kind of tell some high school stories near Carl's body So then he hears them and unconsciously absorb some of them. Oh, it's crack up in a few beers and just whisper stories to him

Yeah, that's a great call dude. Yeah, great call if we can pregame a little bit on the way to salty Yeah, so we show up with like a nice bus Wait, you want to do a little tipsy whisper? Yeah Tipsy whisper all right Who's driving the boat? Who's driving? So the swan boat is fucking magical and it's just self-propelled. This swan boat is like,

it's 50 feet long, 20 feet wide, it has two beautiful swans' wings extending over the water, just kind of gliding. It's got like where a mast head would be, just like a 10 foot arching swans neck comes out. So yeah, but this thing is self-propelled. It just, it moves on its own.

You can kind of just direct it. Absolutely, this one. It winks at you. Whoa. Nice. Is Carl wearing anything? Um, But Carl is beautifully naked. He's good. I give him a shirt. I look very out of this rock. I look for clothes who are layered and I layer Carl. They're all naked, right? Oh, what's naked? Are beautifully naked. Oh boy.

These clones, like these clones are, they were supposed to be tragic reincarnations of rich assholes, but now they're like these beautiful blank slate souls, like with just like the good hearts of babies and sunshine and the joy of discovering life for the first time. Okay, so let's like not whisper any of our high school stories.

Let's tell them loud and proud. We got to show these guys out there in hilarious and epic. So this was a maverist. 100% it was maverist through a frisbee at my head. Yeah, yeah. I know. I know. The accuracy of that frisbee throw is not something

that maverist could have pulled off, no offense, dude. And I was two inches away. It was pretty easy. You would think that and yet it was maverist. to pulled off Noah Finstude. And you were, I was two inches away. It was pretty easy. You would think that and yet it was maverick. If I remember correctly. It was and then he also burned up like my mole skin which had like some really fucking epic, epic lyrics on it. The world has been robbed of those.

And I didn't even cry. I didn't shed a tear. I was like, you know what, fuck, and I have other shit to write. You actually cried quite a bit. I remember dogs running away. He's cried so much. No, that was it. That made cried quite a bit. I remember dogs running away because they cried so much. That was it. That made it in middle school. You all book it back to salty peaks. We're galing the

clones and Carl with stories of high school. And actually as you pass, you notice that the the mist that loomed over the ocean. When you first saw this mist, it was stagnant and immovable, but now with the movement of your boat, it seems as though the wind is dispersing the mist. The giant swan. That's the last. The last.

This mist that has threatened this ocean is beginning to disperse, and you even see not three, five scared winning hypoffins finally escape the mist and follow your boat boys we're gonna get our deposit back we're gonna get our huge oh I fully forgot about our adees. Nobody cards your slime. And in fact, as you continue to go, you know, you're speeding along, you're telling these stories, the hip of fins are paddling behind you.

You also see the islands that the cottage that you explored is on, that stegel decided to stay on. The mist parts a little bit, and you can see the shadow of it starting to emerge, you see in the sky the silhouettes of two figures diving one buff and strong the other small but clever and you hear a very faint Henry Cavali're so funny. Are they? Yes, they're just guy fucking. You see them swirl around each other.

They're just going to be something beautiful and erotic about them. My God, whoa, we shouldn't be punching this. For a prey. And then you arrive at the shore of salty peaks. Now, everyone in salty peaks is gathered to see what's going on because first like mist starts disappearing but then even more noticeably a giant fucking swan boat is approaching on the horizon so everyone is gathered to witness your homecoming and you see a dock where the destroyed micro-brews crews used to park. So you can go there or you can

just fucking run it. Is there a ramp? Yeah, we're just gonna run it ashore. Okay. There's not like a megaphone or anything. I want to step off as it's like grinding across the dock. Wait, no, I want to wait until the momentum stops on the boat so that I can launch myself onto the shore.

I want a Fred Flintstone off of the swan's nose. Like it's the tale of a dinosaur. As you all do this insane shit and your swan boat skids across, making like huge tracks in the stand, you hear someone in the crowd say, is that the fucking bon frayers? Did the fucking bon frayers save the fucking day? Yeah, sorry we're late.

We were saving the day and also we stopped at a nude beach where we were hanging out for a while and pointed all the elves. Hi, hey guys. You guys think we're all right. On the clouds, wow, you're the elves. Hi, hey, hey. You guys, they were all right. The class, wow, you're the best, you're all, what's this place? This place seems fun. Yeah, they always thought that.

This is 100% of all. They've always thought that. This is normal. Great, so you grind this boat onto the beach. A cleric comes out from the Salty Peaks Urgent Care. She starts doing triage on all these people. They put Carl on a stretcher and bring him back to the urgent care. We have to go sit with Carl, I think.

I think we have to go with Carl and make sure he's good. Yeah. Cool. So you go, there's this little urgent care. It's like full of bodies right now because usually they just kind of help people with jelly fish stings or sunburns that got too bad. Drs. Just pee on everyone. You see that some of the people who like didn't have any of these creepy arcane bugs going

to town on them are just kind of rousing from this jellyfish toxin comatose state and are actually looking pretty okay. The people who did have stuff happen to them, they have like these like essentially IVs of greater restoration potions, just going into their arm and, you know, the medic comes over and says, oh, is this your friend? Is this your best friend?

She's our boy. Okay, well, I just want you to know he's in great hands. I'm very good at my job. I mean, he's got a journey ahead of him of course. His memory will come back slowly, though, in a way that feels natural to him, but might be frustrating to you, but it's important not to let him see that. But, you know, I mean, say for like a wish spell, really the only cell for a situation like this is kindness and patience.

We're super paid. Do you have a wish spell? Yeah. No, I love. We're super paid. Do you have a wish spell? Yeah. No, I laugh so much. Yeah, you'd be really nice. It's an incredibly rare thing. I don't think I've ever met anyone who's ever had or used or known of wish spells.

Yeah. What are the chances we could give him like this same care at home? Because I feel like him on your drip in front of just like on his aunt's couch watching these. We have going carrots. Yeah, that we can give you,

if you could let us have this bed. Yeah, actually, yeah, that is a requested accommodate, sure, yeah. Perfect, all right. They pack up Carl, they pack up all of his stuff and you wheel him on the stretcher to Carl's aunt's house. I will remind you that when you left Carl's aunt's beach house, you did leave the door open

so it's been thoroughly robbed. Oh no. Oh, oh. The T-8s. We should have closed the doors. At least closed it, locked it, preferred. It's been thoroughly robbed. There's a couple squatters, but they seem open to you also being there.

Can I do a perception check like where the couch was and see if there's an necklace underneath it? Yeah, you can. Can I run in real fast? There's actually, there's no couch, but there is a couch skirt. It would appear as though someone came, stole the couch, hated the skirt, though,

and left the skirt. It would appear as though someone came, stole the couch, hated the skirt, though, and left the skirt. He left the best part. I'm average, do you want to do some kind of deception or slight of hand to try to get in there first? Cause it's there. Yeah, I'll try to do a slight of hand. Yeah. Not one.

Oh. Oh. Not one. Oh. Ah. Tread, you've hined the necklace. Dude, Maveris, awesome news. Dude, I accidentally slapped him in the hand right when he burst the mic. We found every owl.

Dude, I found everything I was going to say. Put it on. Dude, put it on. The necklace. All of it was under the couch skirt like we talked about. Yeah, dude, it's out here. It's been your name on it. That's so thought, dude, put it on.

And they didn't take that. They took all this other stuff, they left that. Yeah, Matt, so you do see that everything else has been stolen. Even like the doors from the refrigerator have been taken off of their hinges. This is this and the couch skirt are literally the only things that no one wanted. You know what Mac?

Yeah, I'll put the necklace on. All right. I put the necklace on Mac first. Give me a performance check. Eight. Mac has you look like shit. Mac ever looks into a mirror and looks at himself and just cries a smile. It's a cool neck.

It looks, you know what I like about the necklace? I think it looks, it's cool that we both are wearing it and we hang out and we're gonna go meet people together. It's gonna look awesome at the beer lippicks. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be, yeah. The awesome thing is for you to have lost it once, was already pretty crazy. So if you were to lose it again,

it would be as you'd like that would be insane. That would be insane. Yeah, it will be kind of hard to explain that, right? Yeah. Full of interest. Great. And you all go to bed, maybe all sharing Carl's little stretcher. You're watching The Matrix.

Yeah, it raises, you can play with it. And then you wake up to a beautiful breezy end of summer day in salty peaks. Now, before we start, the Beerlampic String, Catalan is comprised of four events. Okay. First, a chugging contest. Second, a game of two on two beer pong.

Third, a brew off to decide who made the best brew. That's your time to shine. What? Third, a brew off to decide who made the best brew. Sure, it's your time to shine. And finally, if you can believe it, a drinking song sing along. Okay, I think I was assigned my drinking game before they were all red. I feel like I'll just sweep it, I'll just take them all, right? I guess I'll do the beer pong with, maybe, see if Carl wants to do the beer pong with me. Okay, so Maverick and Carl are going to do the beer pong with maybe, see if Carl wants to do the beer pong with me. Okay, so Maverick and Carl are gonna do the beer pong.

Of course I'm doing the brewing. Yeah, I'll do the jogging contest. I'm a sing. Wonderful. Okay. I'm gonna roll a D6 to see how many beers I pre-gamed before him. Oh no. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yeah, we did get drunk to start. Yeah, just one, just one. Just one, I'm gonna give you a. I guess I would have made you. Oh, good. As you all drunkenly approach the boardwalk, you do notice one thing, like a hush buffal salty peaks as the heroes of the summer, the bone frairs appear.

People stare in awe and they whisper to each other. You over here some of these whispers and it seems as though the rumor mill has been kind to you. Some people are saying that you like be witched and outsmarted a seahag. Others say that you prevented the resurrection of an evil murfolk god. One girl swears that you slayed an adult cracking from a surfboard. It's like definitely it's cool It's also like possibly some sort of high-elf misinformation cover up But everything you've heard is true The bonfires are here Great you go to the boardwalk you see that there's four stages set up for each event.

At the main stage, you see the Okto Manse fortune teller with her Okto person, a tank that you saw in the first episode stands on the stage. You see that she shimmers existing in a halfway space between dream world and reality and she speaks in a voice that whispers and projects at the same time? Hello, good people of salty peaks. Welcome to the semi-annual Bear Limpicture in Catalan, where teams of five compete to win Alonus' boot, a beer garden drinking boot enchanted with infinite refills that can't be broken,

no matter how many times you smash it. As is tradition, we will commence the ceremony by letting my octopus fire the starting pistol. A slippery tentacle reaches out of the tank and erratically shoots a blanket into the sky. Oh, how can you epic, dude? You have to put seven more. Give him seven more.

Give him seven more. I pull out a ketchup packet and pretend like I got shot. Oh, that ought to push out me. He's dying. Thank you, lad, dude. The clones love it. You killed it. The clones love it with that one gesture,

hungry Dave, you just taught these clones comedy for the first time. They're eyes widened and they're like, I'm the only one that can do that. Nobody else can do comedy. Okay. And with that, let the festivities begin. We'll start with the chugging contest. She gestures to a stage

where at Hungary Day of US court yourself alongside a paddle puppy in cargo shorts and a wetsuit named Graham. You both hold huge tankards of beer. He holds it up to you amicably Cheers dude right back at you man Absolutely dude honored love those shorts dude. Thank you so much. Those arrow post-all Great choice. Avrocrombie, but yeah close Smell those let me get some perfume Stop smelling people's jeans at the What? Stop showing people's jeans at the first day. I told the clones to stop paying attention.

Hungry Dave, one beer deep covered in ketchup. Smell someone else's shorts. Now, hungry Dave, this is going to be an acrobatics check to down this thing, but you will be rewarded for style. So just let me know precisely exactly how you want to transport this tanker to beer down your goal it, and maybe you'll get advantage. Well, since I do have a big ketchup stain on my shirt, I go ahead and just whip that bad boy off, helicopter it in the air. And then I throw the entire picture of beer into the air and I blast it with my fire breath.

Hell yeah. So that you melp a glass. Yeah. Hell yeah. Drink the glass. Drink the glass. Drink the glass. Drink the glass. drink the glass, drink the glass. I think you should be that.

And then I open my mouth super wide and I gulp down that molten glass and I guess some beer as well. Okay, Agri Dave, as you drink molten glass and the clones cheer you on with drink the glass, give me an acrobatics check with advantage. And I will roll for Graham. Ooh, okay, Graham got 12. Okay. So you have to beat a 12.

That's a 22. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Hungry Dave, a molten lava of glass pours down your throat and the MC comes back to the stage and says, first round goes to the bun frairs.

First of many. Woo! I toss my shirt into the crowd, but since it's armor, it crushes somebody. Ha! Ha! Okay, that's not ketchup anymore. That was a big thing. It crushes like a little girl who probably shouldn't have been brought to a drinking

So, somebody check on her, dude. Yeah, we're gonna check her. What's going on? Next event will be the brew off, which will be judged by the uniquely sensitive tentacles of my aid like a friend. This time she gestures to her own stage where Mac and a bearded C.L.F. named Melville hold homemade brews. The octopus reaches two tentacles out of its tank and dunks them into each of your beers. You watch its eyes close as the many neurons

and its tentacles sense your beer, smelling it and tasting it with its suckers. Mac, will you please describe the beer that you've made for this occasion? Yes, so this may be the last day of Hot Boy Summer but it is the first day of chill dude autumn. Oh, man. C-D-A.

C-D-A. And I present like a, I guess it's like a logger or like an amber ale. That's like, yeah, it's like an October fest type. Like it's like the first kind of beer of fall. Refreshing, not too heavy, but like a little bit more wintery maybe than what you would drink in the summer.

Okay, that is beautiful, forward thinking. It celebrates the summer, but also anticipates what's to come. So I will let you roll with advantage. I'm gonna say that since you're a cleric and beer is your religion, I'm gonna say do since you're a cleric and beer is your religion, I'm gonna say do a religion role. Sweet.

17. I'm so sorry, Mack, but I crit. What? This is fucking awkward. This is awkward. This is awkward. Melville just looks at you and he has fucking brewed for octopus before so he knows their fucking palette Cheating dude Somebody get on the stage and hold me back. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm not hurry

Hold him back, dude. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's an octopus. He has a gun I'm coming mad you're so lucky you have a gun, and that my boy Dave is on a different stage, like half a mile away. As soon as he gets here, he's gonna hold me back. And you're lucky. Out of character, I would like to say that I crit on my husband just now with a dice set

that he gave me for our anniversary. Fuck that. That's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome. The dice have their story. It does make sense that Mack would get screwed over our anniversary. Absolutely. That's our... The dice have their story. It does make sense that Mack would get screwed over by an octopus.

I thought it was unlikely. Oh my god. Okay. One score for the Bonfrares, but one more for the paddle puppies. The crowd goes wild this time for the paddle puppies However you see the clones Beautiful they look to you should we clap no? Yeah, she got it so hot. She did some threatening gestures

You saw what you did so well. They're quick learners like I said they're new to life and they're full of fucking enthusiasm and bigger Next up a drinking Sing sing-along. This one will be judged by the audience. She gestures to a third stage. This one has a microphone made of a conch shell with a thomaturgy cast on it. Moors be a C-elf with long stringy hair and an undernourished complexion, approaches

the conk, performs a classic C-shanty about how even after they've drunk the ocean, CLs, they just keep on going, but like kind of like a modern version of it. It's clearly a good choice. And then Mores be finishes up and he looks at you Tread. She's all yours man. Yeah, not very courageous to hit him with a cover. This one's an original. Ha ha ha ha. Tread sucks. So that's it, dude.

I was trying to have camaraderie. That's fucked up, but okay. Yeah, no, that's not gonna happen. Tell him to fuck himself, Tread. Is that a fucking sword? Did you have a fucking sword? Did you make a fucking sword? Did you make a fucking sword? Did you ride that fucking octopus? Is that what you did?

They brought the octopus, Jen. Welcome up. Brinkie's guitar. Trend steps up to onto the stage in a patched up romper. I let a power cord ring and then I then I hit him with a nice low palm mute nice thing My broken heart bleeds, but it's time to mend it the titles up for grabs. They can't defend it bottoms up boys Let's get our friends lit where the bon frayers and it's time to send it I just don't like to sing the song. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no forgot I was gonna have to roll Fuck in yes, dude, that's a goddamn 30 I rolled a 19 I have plus 11 I couldn't have I only I couldn't have lost It looks so much like you you rolled a net one. Yeah

in the floss. Wow. It looks so much like you rolled a net one. Yeah. You're just appointed for a sec. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. The crowd loses their mind. Everyone fucking fre-

Like to the point where it's almost like you cast a fucking modify memory on the crowd. And no one even fucking remembers more of his performance. You are all anyone can think about. And the MC says, that's two to one now, interesting. Especially considering our final event

is worth two points. We now have two on two beer pong. She gestures to the final stage where a door that's been unhinged from the wall is being used as a table. And Maveris and Carl face off against Baffin and Bulkut, who you learn her name is Banks, six cups in front of each team.

Now, here's how this is gonna work. You'll go back and forth taking turns. The more cups that are on the table, the easier the DC to sink one. It's gonna be athletics, but Maverick, since you're proficient in drinking games, I'll let you add your proficiency. Two athletics?

Mm-hmm. Okay. I think you're already proficient in it though, right? Yes. So add my proficiency to athletics. Mm-hmm. Okay. I think you're already proficient in it though, right? Yes. So add my proficiency to that. Yeah, so I'm gonna essentially give you expertise on your athletics checks for drinking games. Okay. So you get to add your proficiency to your already proficient athletics. There's six cups on the table. The first DC is 15. So Baffin looks at you and says, do you need us to go first, like teach you how to play or something or like do you want? Sorry, sorry, you need to teach me how to play. Is that what we're starting with? No, who I am. I mean, I guess now I do, like,

if this whole fucking stunt with like saving one of the paddle puppies is like to get me to know who you are. I guess now it worked. Yeah, sorry that I saved your friend's life. You got anything to save yourself? Thanks over there. I mean, hey, great ball cut. Don't know much else about you, but you're welcome. Like, I'm going to put it to you straight here. Like, you put us in a really tough position by doing something so cool because like, we were really, really sure that you guys sucked, but now you guys rule and that sucks. Do you feel where I'm coming from?

Yeah. I feel where you're coming from. Yeah. So Baffin, am I your hero or? Um, I mean, you're not not my hero. Okay. I'll go first and I'm gonna just shoot one right now. 14 on the first one.

15 is the first DC, all right? Didn't need it. Didn't need it. Background to Baffin. Whoa, I just crit again. Oh my God. I'm nervous. What a good gift.

Ooh, I know these antivers redis. Aw, man. Aw, man. Merve, what a good gift. Ooh. I know these antivers read dies. All right, Baff and fucking crits, and it's back around to you. Okay, I just wanted to do it even the playing field. So watch this. 16? 16 does get it.

Yeah. All right, playing field is, five cups on each side. This time, bank scoes. Banks is a little rusty and misses. Carl, are you sure you're not, you get it over there, Carl? It seems like you're like way better at this than me, yeah. Yeah, I am.

I also like to look at my speaking stone and I had all these notes about how I'm in ketosis and then I peed on this stick and I guess after everything I went through, I'm still in ketosis. Whoa. That's amazing. Awesome.

Hey, I'll catch up with you about that later, I guess. You shouldn't pee in public, though. I just spin around real fast and shoot. I roll the 16s or 20s, dirty 20s. Absolutely, yep. So now there's four cups in front of them. So your DC, yep. So now there's four cups in front of them. So your DC is now 17, and there's five cups in front of you. So their DC is 16.

I love this mechanic so much. Yeah. 13 plus three is baffin, so baffin makes it. Boo. All right. Four to four. Maverick wants to drink anyway. I make my cape billowow and I take another shot.

The cape looks awesome with your necklace, dude. Why are you so fucking cool? 22 again. Yes! Nice. Nice. Nice. Wow, Mavericks, you are down to three that you now need to sink and the DC is at 18.

Can I do an investigation check to make sure the octopus isn't moving the cups? Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Ooh, that's an 18. Okay, yeah, the octopus is in a tank on a different stage. Ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha-ha. I just got the octopus and I tried to do it like Mac does, but I just like hold two fingers in front of my eyes for a very long time and hold my breath and then I start to faint a little bit. Oh my god, you're so in the eye, man. Three clones catch you. Okay. Just gave okay.

Now that is Banks. Banks has a plus five and Banks needs to hit a 17. Fuck, Banks is six plus fiveives only 11 banks misses you suck banks Yeah, okay, I just like went through something fucking crazy We fucking rescue you You're all my fucking heroes you're all my fucking heroes. Thank you so fucking much You fucking rule We know I feel like we're fully in banks has had

Should thank you rolling with this advantage now? In November, that's your turn. Your DC is 18. Billow and Kate, one more time. Just say, and also now I can swim really fast. Rolled a 19. Yes! Who's so 25?

Banks is so pissed at how impressed she is by this. Both Baffin and Banks are are just like kind of like pacing like like antsy dogs, just like so fucking pissed at how cool that is. So you are now down to two cups. They're still at four cups. Baffins going, they have a plus three, they need to hit a 17. 13 plus three is a to hit a 17.

13 plus three is a fucking 16! Nice. Ha ha. Hey Carl, do you want to take a shot? Fucking celebrity shot baby. Carl has nothing to it and needs to hit a 19. Sended dude, send it. You got a five. Well, that's okay. That's okay Carl, sit back down. He got a five.

That's okay. That's okay Carl, sit back down. It falls just like flings into the ground. I've forgotten the concept of this game. That's okay. We didn't really just teach him beer pong at the beginning of the weekend. Back around the bags.

Banks, fucking misses as well. They can't hit that 17 another 16. Mavericks, two cups left, need to hit a 19. All right, here we go. That's a 15. Okay. Oh, Baffin just hit a 19, Baffin sinks another one. Mavericks is focused up now.

Okay. Yeah, so now it's three to day of three cups. Baffin sinks another one. Mavis is focused up now. Yeah, so now it's three to day of three cups. You have two cups. I think I got a little cocky. I say to myself. You send it. 16. Oh! Oh!

Oh, 18 is gonna get it for fucking back. Only Baffin can fucking sink today. It's two to two now fucking back the only bathroom can fucking sink today It's too to tune out. Okay, you got this mav here. We got mav Like are you trying to like stay our hero? We're 17 on the dice. So that's a Nice one left. It is banks turn One left, it is bank's turn. Bank's got an 18, they're down to two. So now they have two left, you have one.

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Okay, Maverick's focus is up. He looks at a tread and Mac and a hungry Dave and Carl. We're the bonfires and it's time to send it. Natural 20, I'm not joking. Yeah! Yeah! Fuck yes!

Yes! Yes! Max warms the stage and just tackles mavers. It was the fucking necklace I made. There it is on the dice. Oh my god. That is an all-time great thing. I took this man a drink. Beautiful.

So with that, you win the BeerLiving's drink, Catalan. Officially, the paddle puppies are like pissed at you, but also fucking wanna be you. They think you rule, which sucks for them. They all kind of like try to talk to you during like the after party like you know shuffle up shyly. You won Alonus's drinking boot which is infinitely refilling. Can never be broken no matter how hard you smash it.

And that's where we'll end our summer. Dave eat it. You gotta eat it. Alright alright. I've already had a lot of glass though, you sure? Oh Dave's gonna have to shit it out. Oh no I gotta shoot the boot. This is the only way we could have messed up.

Maverick buries his necklace in the sand. Oh my god. What a fucking ending I can't believe he got a nat 20. That was a nut. That was a fucking story, man. Just like Summer, I'm really sad this is over. Oh god. Hey. Great, so we will talk about this more on the short rest

at our Patreon, which is patreon.com slash naddpod. Don't say anything. Yeah, but you know, we're not going to sing. We are. We are. We're going to sing Bound Frayers and we're here to send it. Yeah. Absolutely.

Zach, we are our amazing guest. What? What do you like to plug? Gosh, I don't know. Uh, you know, go vote. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. I just want to say that, uh, thanks so much for having me.

It's been such a blast. It's, uh, truly such a joy. Thank you, Zach, for coming on. It was such a blast to get to, you know, uh, do more of our stuff. And oh, for coming on. It was such a blast to get to do more of our stuff. Oh, man, anytime, it was so fun. We had to send it. You had to send it. You truly sent it.

And does anyone else have anything that they'd like to plug? Yeah, me and Caldwell are on Hello from the Magic Tavern this week. I think it's this upcoming week. So not this week, but next week. I think it's this upcoming week, so not this week, but next week, so check on their feed. A very funny show. Me and Caldwell had a lot of fun. I won't spoil what we played, but we play a funny little duo, so we hope you check that out and you enjoy it. Very stupid. I can't wait for you to hear it. And of course, you can tweet about the show using hashtag nadpod

We're the Bobbraers at the time! We're the Bobbraers at the time! We're the Bobbraers at the time! 999! 999! 999! 999! 999!

It's the end of the show everybody and that means I need to shout out our benevolent Council of Elders, starting with Brad D, Jeff Reyes, Haldor Frostback, Steelbreaker, Matt M, and Jordan DJ, 5 doppelrats that were successfully cloned by Renifer. They're all perfect duplicates of the original rat, except for Jordan, who for some reason looks exactly like Remi from Ratatouille. Cutter W, Jaib G, Zolodolo, Dillon B, and Shubrit the Mushroom, Salty, Peaks, Paramedics who helped to resuscitate Carl and the other victims of Project Gemini. They're actually famous across Bohumia and the party plane for inventing a spell that pumps your stomach by transforming it into a bag of holding.

Danielle the Dasterdly Dame, Andrew M, Beardman Dan, Chris R, and Scott D, Renifers, Pet Slugs, they didn't show up in the battle though because she just loves them too dang much. Danny P, Elena C, McSolo just Michael McD, Boundor's boy, Clarex, and the newly formed a church of the Wachowskies. Their spell casting focus is a copy of the animatrix, and they cast spells by getting absolutely blazed and watching Speed Racer on Blu-ray. Andrew B. Just an Eye, TGM the Nome Byer Barian, Kaley E. and Alaina M. A team of Jacked Fitness

Wizards who get swole by creating simulacrums and using them as spotters while they do the bench press. Trailei, the cray-fay, Jarrity, Christopher B, Austin, Bonesaw, MR, and Demul-R, Hungry Dave's basketball team. That's right, Hungry Dave has too many social obligations and is currently missing the semi-finals. Come on Dave, they sent you like three texts about it. Jordan L, cyborg version of Josh the Cobald, Gage M, Skokilla, Destin C, and Richard X Machina,

the Carpenders who crafted the Bond Frares, Tandem Swan boat, initially they were going to make it a... Cabelbird boat, but everyone who drove it kept capsizing after getting distracted by its beautiful face. Michael L, Kelvin Nudol, Sergio, Salars Solomon, Sakurai, and Stase Aquani. Tress the traveler and Jori S, a couple people who were hanging out, saw how much fun the clones were having and joined up and started cheering for the bonfires. Now that's bone-fraer behavior.

Dana G, Kalamel, Ryan, Jack L, and flawless well, the wild hippofins that took in and cared for Petri's hippofins when they were lost in the mist. Tottenham had a hunt and everything, it will be hard to go back to a paddle sport here after that. Temporal, Sam L and Nicholas C, Reese, NS, Samuel B and Mike H. The salty peak seamstress who took Tred's fashion statement and ran with it, distressed rompers are all the rage this fall. Matthew E. Coulton B. Adam G. Mateo C. Eric B. A beer limpyx drink, Athalon team that

dropped out of the competition to protest the unfair, biased octopus judges. Panama James, Adrian the Halfling Bard, John H.N. Anime Intellect, and Dan, the disc golf players who united to start Frisban, an organization to promote the fact that they're not called FrizzBees, they're called discs. NikiW, GraceG, DrewNasty, Cicilulu, and Jay, the shooting range were the octopus trains to be able to fire-starting pistols. We didn't have time to talk about it, but that octopus takes an annual class on gun safety and follows all the rules religiously. Barnes and Ador, Douglas A, Michelle O, Luke H, Aiden R.H. and Ritterin, the organizers of the paddle parade, the celebratory, promenade that marches the 50 feet of the Salty Peaks Boardwalk to celebrate paddlepubby victories.

After getting annihilated by the bon frayers, it will be more of a solemn procession than a parade. Timmy R. Lucas B. Erinus, Kevin M. and Austin C. Five clones who escaped the lab so they could experience the world anew. Unfortunately, they were exposed to the Bonfrares too early, and now they're a crew of toxic friends who razz each other endlessly. Devon W. New York, Steven C. K.JJ and Michael M. A team of glyph contractors who enchanted Renifers Evil Lair.

They even got rid of a wall and created an open floor plan. Rural and Mike K. Maxwell C. Nick L. and Karen T. The other kids in detention with the Bond Frares. They tattled on the tattletail and were also punished for tattling. Eccathor 666, Shane B, Justin Raccoon, Nick W and Michael C, a crew of Dragonborn Jocks who were all lit on fire by Dave's flaming frisbee, luckily they were all red dragon, so no harm no foul. Robert F, Esmaam, Nathan, Kazemir the All--knowing, big, bad beard on the mat, and Eric McD, glowing

rabbits who eat glowing carrots. It's super cute. The magic carrots allow them to see in complete darkness so they can hunt human prey when they're alone at night, oh my. Burleigh T. Axel A. The Red Rain, Christian A. and J. Dragonborn, a third team in the beer Olympics that did so poorly they weren't even included in the broadcast. Their chugging dude threw up at the first sip, their brewer poisoned the octopus, their song was just a snow patrol cover and they missed every beer punk throw by a minimum of seven feet that's arguably impressive. Jonathan O. the Sanjayan, Grant, Ben A. Philbottis, and Dave H. the original

crew of the briny Tandem Swan boat, rival Pirates feared, the sound of four feet peddling, and shat themselves at the sight of any giant bird. Catherine S. David K. Christian S. Keith K. and Brittany B. Classmates of the Bond frayers who witnessed the insane incident that brought them together, everyone agrees tread cried a lot and the Frisbee's belong to Maveris. Hannah W, Kyle H, Emilio D, Frankie Koala, Big Bad John, and Cody C, a bunch of beer semoliers who tried Max Brew after he lost and agreed the octopus was a corrupt and compromised judge. Thank you, I agree. corrupt and compromised judge. Asdeness, Blair, the bug-blair bar-blairian, pork-job, Chanel M, and depressed demon hunter.

The team of plumbers, it took to fix the toilet at the clam dunk after hungry Dave, pissed molten glass into it and it hardened in the pipes. Alice, Fincy, Minette F, Pat L, and Lauren H, the bandits who made out with Carl's aunts' entire beach house, they kinda regret not taking the couch skirt, but have no second thoughts whatsoever about leaving the necklace. Genina E, Madi Y, Jotie, the eldest Barry, and Ryan S, the powder puppies, basically the ski slope paddle puppies who are awaiting the bonfrares ready to take them on in a ski-style winter beer Olympics.

The bone duster, Nathan J, Joshua H, robot, CRSP, and Yjarsil, a group of beautiful nude clones who just learned the macarena and are dancing to it, non-stop from atop the giant swan boats, it's majestic as hell. Matthew K, Brent Lee, Tristan V, Demar B, and Micah B. Kavilan Steegel's wedding party. That's right, these two winged lovebirds

are tying the not congratulations, you sexy beasts. That's all for this week, everybody. Thank you all so much for listening. Thank you to our Patreon subscribers, all of our listeners, and of course, our benevolent council of elders. You can head on over to patreon.com slash nad pod to listen to our after show.

We'll catch you all next week. That was a hit gun podcast.