Not Another D&D Podcast - The Rotating Heroes Podcast - Arc 1 Ep. 5: The Godwalker (w/ DM Zac Oyama)

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

This is a feed drop of Zac Oyama's D&D play show! You can find more Rotating Heroes Podcast episodes at https://www.patreon.com/RotatingHeroesPod.The final episode of Arc One!  Brenda Elizabeth, Astrid, and Turbine finally confront the true Barnabus head on. This episode has everything you could ever want:  lore, a lost city, a plan to take over the world, huge life altering choices and even an extremely brief marriage!Find out exactly what material makes up the fabric of the universe on the thrilling conclusion!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Maybe some kind of reunion episode that comes later. I'm just hanging out like his friends. I could also see that phrase written on a little tea satchel, you know where they put like inspirational quotes, as always for now. Yeah, once again, as always, so far for the last time. Did Curly Fond, that you're like, yeah. Yeah.

The last, yes. That's true. Mistakes are poetry. Yeah, meditate on the passage of time. We're joined today by the politest trio that I can manage. Oh gosh. First off, Emily Axford. Hi, Zach.

I just want to take this time to say thank you so much for having me on. It's been a thrill ride. It's been a roller coaster. But like a gentle one, you know, like one that's fun and not one that I get back pains from. Okay. Well, thank you so much. I didn't know. Painter the picture of your experience with roller coaster. I went on something called the head scrambler one time and I had a headache for like three days. It's in the name. It's in the name. I know. It was. Brainscrambler, maybe that's what it was called. And also Shivan Thompson. Hi, Zach. Thank you so much for having me.

It is a teacup, both in terms of the ride and in terms of the thing that you drink to you out of. Just an absolute soothing delight to be here. The teacup, the soothing teacup ride. I love it. It's a teacup ride, but you're not spinning it. You're just kind of sitting in the Ticket, having a nice time with your friends.

Totally. Sounds like maybe an outdoor seating. I don't know. Yeah, you're just like slowly promenading around the ride. That would be nice. Outdoor seating that just kind of drifted around. Yeah, so holy man.

Like a rotating restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and finally, Michael Trap. Zach, thank you so much. What? Oh, you're welcome. It's been like one of those Viking ship rides that like, you know, rock you, but it's

in a very gentle way. Like, I don't know, I guess kind of like a port swing, but if it were a giant Viking ship, and I think you were for sharing that experience with us. Oh, like the ride, the one set. Oh yeah, it's been a ride, but it's been very, you know, it's been gentle and fun. That's the ride that maybe has this slightly shorter line than the rest of the rides.

And yeah, that ride scares the shit out of me. I hate the bike. I do, honestly, I hate those rides. I don't like it. It's just, it's just the drop feelings. It's like the, when I was a kid and out on those rides, I would go to the top and jump. You're crazy.

Oh my God. You just go into the shoulder straps. I hate you, bad man. It's been really good. Wait, listen. You know, I only like to, I only enjoy a amusement park once in my life or like the scary rides once.

This is absolutely not, let's just go. I'm an archbite boat, get out of it, Emily. Get out of the park. Get out of the park mode. We're in the serious finale. Get in the zone, Emily. You know the serious, Emily? But this is the serious finale.

Get in the fucking game, it hurts. You got long hair and bluck nostrils Right, I yes, my ass like pair Let's get into serious finale mode with the recap, shall we? Last time turbine, Brenda Elizabeth and Astrid or as you might call them our team started with their world tumbling down around them, or at least the elevator floor. Our team fell through the entire length of the obelisk following the falling elevator floors that eventually smashed into the lobby, revealing the dark underbelly below the obelisk.

With the help of Tratx's modrons, they were able to dodge EMP blast and spilling oil to land safely, and the endless pile of tubes seemingly infecting the bondbird mines. While figuring out their next move, they heard a scream and saw a twin and a tube rocketing off into one of the mine shafts. Thanks to Turbine's locate object, they followed the magical energy of a greasy rat tail clip to a war forged lab of horrors with scrap tech, goop, and deadly war forged monks. Twinn the tube sounds like a fun snack or something. Yeah. It's like a sausage roll, but there's two sausages in there. Yeah, yeah, it's like a like a peeking a blanket kind of thing.

Yeah, the tube. So you get to we're just a hot dog two hot dogs in one bun. The mom can we do twins in a tube tonight? Did you do your homework? No. We're thinking for the wedding that we might do like like real cheap past or just like like little mini twins in a tube, you know, but that's fun. That's really fun though.

It's kind of like kitschy. Yeah, you know, like kind of 70 twin in a tube truck. We do our two 70 twin in a tube truck 12 dollars for a twin in a tube The monks were apparently in the middle of experiment No, no worries, it's fun. The monks were apparently in the middle of experimenting on the job seekers who already lost out

on the competition and possibly galfas. Though before they could cut into Noah, they now slightly dumber dwarf, our team got a surprise round on them and were able to dispatch two of the monks, but unfortunately the third monk was able to get away through a pneumatic tube. With the remaining job seekers now rescued, Brenda Lisbeth was reunited with Bunk and Galfas.

Galfas though seemed intrigued by the D-domesticator, causing the group to use the beam on him. The beam struck him and he radiated a purple light before gracing everyone with this true form and name, the mighty purple shimmering Steve Dazzleraz. And that brings us to the today. OK, so you guys are back in the lab. Some of the dwarves have started mopping up the goop. Like, this is disgusting. Just like kind of like taking care of their mind sort of.

And then, Traddix steps forward. He looks a little nervous like he's been kind of stewing on something for a second. OK, here's the problem. They know we're coming now, but I also know that he's underestimating all of you because you're a bunch of kids. Hindsight being 2020, I probably wouldn't have allowed a bunch of children to enter the competition, but I suspect we'd have the children were the most powerful and skilled around.

And you guys would have a bunch of children apply for a job. Yeah, yeah, it made I didn't really think it through. We can't work here. I'm hearing that. I'm hearing that. It seems like a bad idea. But I have to say you rose to every challenge I put in your way. Yeah, the nice thing about kids is that we don't know what our limits are. Yeah, the nice thing about kids is that we don't know what our limits are I mean not all kids are like that. No, I know what everybody else's limits are for example Okay, my limits are limit. I have Betty lovely interesting. Wow. I mean you all have spunk He steps up to turbine. He says you're your love of the obelisk is so pure yet you're also able to speak your mind in a place

that I think in some ways could be intimidating for you. In fact, you all are able to do this. When I arrived at the obelisk, I was extremely scared and rightfully so it's just time that I was fully honest with you all. He holds up a little projector that comes out of his watch. Is this story time? Because if so, I'm gonna pass out juice boxes. Yes, it would be a good time to pass out juice boxes.

I think it's just small ones. I think it's give me hands. I think it's just small ones. I think it's give me hands. I think it's just small ones. I think it's give me hands. Everyone gets their juice boxes. I pull a beautiful folding stool out of my bag.

I didn't bring enough for any video, but I did just do it. I didn't bring enough for any video, but I did just bring it all to myself. Yeah, I did this whole time. Yes, I always have it. Well, just to briefly explain, he holds up a little projector that shows a holographic image of a gnome,

tilling soil with a little boy gnome trying to hold an adult sized tool next to him. I grew up far, far west of here, and a boring little chunk of land. My father farmed by trade, but his hobby was making toys. Traddicts changes holographic slides to show a little wooden soldier that looked like the one Traddict's manufacturing and the factory. Good honest job. Lot of demand for toys I've noticed about Spike Peers.

Yeah, look at those toys. I mean, I loved them. I even tried to make some of my own. When I finished my chores, I'd go to the woods nearby and play with them. He changed his slides and you see Traddock's holding up like a horrible looking glued together pile of sticks that just looks like nothing. He holds it up and moves it across in front of his face going,

oink, oink. Brandylisbeth for the first time in her life, feels embarrassed for someone else. That's a good first effort. He keeps playing with the footage as he plays with it some more, running through the woods, and he looks after me, he sees a little boy elf with glasses.

And then one day I met my friend Barney. He also liked toys. We see Barney hold up a floating motor and that does flips in the air. It's like, you know, it's very much the opposite of wooden sticks that don't even look like a pig. At the time I didn't know where he came from and frankly I didn't care. I had a friend. Whenever I came out of the house. I know how that goes. a friend. Whenever I go. I know how that goes. I look pointedly at both friend Elizabeth and Astrid. I'm just like reading a book. I'm not listening to the story and I'm definitely making up. Brand Elizabeth makes sincere eye contact nods absolutely understanding. Yeah absolutely. Yeah take it where you could

get it when it's not a one of your great parents. He looks kind of sad as he continues on with the story. So yeah, whenever I could, I'd sneak off into the woods and we'd play. And then what you know as the war for Amelar arrived and changed our boring farm forever, the hologram changes to pictures of like fire and swords and explosions of arcane energy. We see traffic actually running away from it. He says, in the blink of an eye, my whole life was gone, and you see him running through the woods away from the farm. So I ran back to the only place that was safe

that I possibly knew, and you see him running to the woods where he and Barney would play. We see him just like running around, scared. He clutches his little toy soldier, nearby bushes rustle, You see him run into the woods where he and Barney would play. We see him just like running around scared. He clutches his little toy soldier, nearby bushes rustle and he looks up even more terrified, but Barney runs out. He grabs Shraddix by the hand and runs to a nearby tree.

Barney flips up a control panel on the tree and presses a few buttons and opens up like an elevator door that they are able to hop in and they rock it down below the surface. And that's the first time I saw it, a facilitator. From the elevator window, you look out and you see traddics, see for the first time the obelisk underground.

And it looks like, you know, when like, they're building a space shuttle or like there's all the scaffolding attached to a space shuttle so they can work on the outside. But it also looks basically complete. As the elevator gets to the bottom, Barney rushes traddix off into the obelisk and into the lobby that you were in earlier. Upon entering you see another familiar face, an adult elf with a metallic tin beard. He looks extremely cold. His eyes dart from Barney to traddix and you see his face fill with like a shock and then a rage as

As the 10 Barnabas and Barney began to argue The 10 Barnabas like Wazives hand and a mode and picks up tradix and whisks him off to a small side room I wasn't allowed to see much of anything after that I could only go into a few designated areas every now and then Barney would be able to stop by and say hello, but this went on for a few years until one of the strangest most world-altering events we know have happened, the creation of what you would know as the endless hold. We see Tratt explain with the motor on in a small dining area. The entire obelisk shakes violently and he falls over. Barneybous enters the area holding Barney up.

He swipes everything off the table and lies Barney down. He's clearly extremely hurt. The 10 Barnabas opens up Barney's shirt revealing a small clockwork piece on his chest and some deep, horrible wounds. Emotions hover around and do diagnostic tests on him and trying to repair the damage, but it seems like he's really far gone. Barney holds his chest and then reaches out to Trattix and holds his hand. As Trattix approaches, he holds his friend's hand and then is forcefully pushed away by Barnabas, and as this happens, the light goes out of Barney's eyes. The 10 Barnabas looks distraught at this, and then he looks up, makes a couple of calculations

in his head, seemingly, and leaves the room. And that was the last time I ever saw either of them. Traddix looks down in his hands, and he holds a copper device that was in Barney's chest. The hologram changes, and Traddix is now a little older, but a while later, the facilitator suddenly began rumbling, and an alarm broadcast, warning, collision incoming, brace for impact, and all the doors suddenly open. We see the older, the slightly older, Tratics wander the halls of the empty facilitator, red lights flashing. He finds a control room of sorts, a screen reads relocation protocol, engaged, Tratics panics impresses every button, like trying to figure out what to do.

None of them seem to be doing anything. Eventually he buckles himself in and like braces for impact and we see that he sees the bonber mountains ahead of him. He braces for a really long time and then he stops racing because it's moving really slow and then he just kind of sits there. Then he comes back and he has a sandwich and then it finally hits the mountains and it hits with such a force that he goes flying.

Everything goes flying, ship breaks everywhere, gadgets, fizzles, smoke billows out of pipes. Eventually a figure helps him up. He looks up and he sees bubbles, the brain in a jar with arms and legs, coffee, water, it says. The adjacent room filled with robotic parts just has flown open and tratics looks to the pieces on the floor. There's like arms and legs and even a metallic looking beard. He looks up from those broken

pieces on the ground to the screen that says, what next Barnabas? And that's the end of his presentation. He presses the button on his watch, the holograms go back in. And that's basically my story. He takes off his clockwork necklace that you recognize now to be the piece I was in Barney's chest and he hands it to turbine. I don't think the 10 Barnabas would see this coming. To wear it around your neck will help. It'll make certain things easier, but he follows this for a second. But to wear it like Barney did in your chest, that's the real power of it.

But I have to warn you, it'll fundamentally change who you are. I was always too scared to take that stuff. So he gives it to turbine. Turbine has actually been screaming for about two, ever since the thing touches hand, but it's been such a pitch that's so high that no one can actually hear it. It's just been like an open mouth. Your mouth is so open, and there's juice pouring out of it, but I don't hear anything.

Mop and egg. Austria just has her hand out for her present, which obviously is coming next. Mop and Dazzle Razz are holding their ears. Uh, Dazzle Razz is running around. Who doesn't have hands? Do you need me to guide guiding both that into your chest?

Put it in my chest. Yeah, just to be clear. And this is, yeah, yeah, it's going to change me forever. I'll be a shadow of my former self. Put it in my chest. I'll be closer to the obelisk and I'll do that. I just want to say, I will be OK if I don't do that. It's OK to be fundamentally changed by your presence

to provide I took a vow of chastity for my horse. I know it's really sucks the dazzle rest. Elizabeth, nope, nope, not everyone. I'll have to talk with dazzle rest because I think that's kind of a weird thing to demand to you, but you know, that's your choice to make. And this is my choice to make.

TV horse, like Mr. Ed, like, I'm sure whatever did change this. Dasa Razz, if you want to come stay at the hotel with me any time, it's always gonna be it. There's a whole horse hotel that's attached to the hotel. You just come stay any time. Well, Ashtrid, if you decide to steal my present, it will work.

It just, it just, like, he's maybe not, like he's like really talking fast, maybe not like really listening, but it is just this sort just, uh, it just, it just, it just, like, he's maybe not, like, he's like really talking fast, maybe not like really listening, but it is just the sort of, like, it's a chance to be as close to the obelisk as anyone, as anyone could have ever been. Yeah, of course, why wouldn't I take this chance? Okay, so what do you do? Um, uh, do, do I, is there a clear way for it to like, not really, you saw that in the video, the guy had it in his chest. Can I do, this might be too gory.

Could I do a medicine check and see if I can just perform surgery on myself? Oh, I'm like, oh, I'm so sure. And just like, have like a weird crazy like, jewelers loop almost, I've just like, I've got like, I'm basically like doing the same tinker Should I do and I'm taking machines apart, but I'm just doing it to my own body. So you're a biohacker now. Yeah, exactly This is so sick. Can I give him the health action? Yes, I don't think I should know anything about medicine, but I do think that she

Thinks that everything that she says is right. And also, if you see someone performing surgery on yourself, you're probably gonna offer to help a little. My first role was a total of 18. My second role here is a total of 17. So I'll take that 18. So, try, so Turbine, you take the clockwork necklace, you take it off the chain,

and you're able to, kind of, yeah, if you want to describe it. Yeah, I take a moment just inspecting all the parts and seeing how they move and what's going on. I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, I see, oh, of course, yes, this fits the chest. And then I just reach into my pocket, like pull out this extent,

like a sort of like blade cutter scalpel. And just like without even like warning anyone that's gonna have it, just like cutting my own stuff. No, it's cool, I got this guy, I got this, just like break my own sternum. And it's like, it's like, I started asking Astrid and friend Elizabeth,

just like, oh can you hand me that screwdriver over there? Can you give me that? over there to give me that Can you call that that artery for me that be great? Brind Elizabeth's help action is just her just punching it in here just as you do I'm sorry, I asked her to help action and as it hits you and as it like Tuck like combines with your chest. Everyone looks over at turbine I see just starts to kind of float with this glowing copper looking energy. His eyes open and you see clockwork gears turning in his eyes.

You see sort of spectral versions of those flying around him. Turbine, you're looking around and you are seeing with sort of a copper sheen now. Everything you're seeing makes more sense than it did moments ago. And it doesn't feel like you're doing math or you have learned any specific new skills. Just something about it innately makes sense to you. It's not, it just makes sense.

Yeah, it's the old, yeah. Everything here makes sense. You start floating and you also start feeling differently about things. Like there's a bit of I don't want to say it in a harsh or sad way, but The things that you were so excited about before are Maybe a little less exciting because you know how they work now You feel

The lore that you loved so much before that kind of gave you your powers. You feel that start to wane as this other thing happens. And you feel that fully leave you. The puzzles have been solved. All the puzzles have been solved. All the mountains have been climbed. All the mysteries have been revealed. Turbine, you're now a sorcerer of the clockwork soul.

Yeah. Yeah. Turbine, you look different. Are you still going to hang out with me? I am. I am going to hang out with you. And I'll let you hang out with me as well. Everyone is just kind of like looking at Turbine.

He has like a copper glow, like a tungsten bulb, and then sort of fades, so he's not like just this crazy glowing creature now. He almost looks more himself now. I've never noticed how weird the fabric of the universe looks. Have you guys ever noticed that before? No, I've never seen it before. Is it Gorderoid? Does it make a sad, would you walk?

Yeah, does it clash? Sorry, did you say seen it before. Is it corduroy? Does it make a sound when you walk? Yeah, does it does it clash? Sorry, did you say it's a corduroy? I always picture that the fabric of the universe was corduroy, just a stiff corduroy like three of my eight grip parents wear. To my reach is out and touches the fabric of the universe, it kind of goes like, I dohmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I knew it.

I knew it. I called it. Yeah. Yes, it's hoarder. It's so much. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes, that explains it entirely.

Yes, it was corduroy. That's why it seemed so weird to me. Thank you, Brenda Elizabeth. Mm-hmm. Wow. Wow. A bond comes up to Brenda Elizabeth. It's like, that was actually pretty smart.

Mm-hmm. Uh. Mm-hmm, I, uh, um, he spits up a little more goop. Bong, thank you so much. I could only assume that you're coming here to begin what was going to be our inevitable courtship. Unfortunately, I have pledged myself to a champion dream of sub-day being just a woman in a harem of feral horsies. So, does a rascal's, only you can hear this in your head. What? No, no, no, no. Didn't ever ask this. Didn't never ask this. We are bonded forever, but I we have to communicate. I know that you did it ask for a hair. I say this back of my head. I know you did it ask for a hair

But it just seems like a really nice life to be surrounded by horses. Okay. I just I think herum has Can I say can I say something can I say something here? It seems rude for dazzle Razz to insist on a herium when dazzle Razz also insisted that Brenda Elizabeth remain chaste That doesn't really Does I've not hair I'm sorry. I maybe don't understand. I thought her I'm just about a group of people I've virtually looked through my growing to maturity pamphlet. Heroms heroms. Heroms definitely has get a haram on her vision board for the future and so she does exactly what a haram is. Oh God. Greater pipes up well, um, so I don't know that this group of

people that was in the group is probably necessarily suited to keep going. Um, uh, I have some healing I could dull out to them. I have a bit of a, uh, a bit of a good touch, if you will. Okay. I mean, they, they look beat up, but they don't necessarily like, um, you can heal them if you want. Okay, I mean they look beat up but they don't necessarily like you can heal them if you want I guess yeah. Yeah I'll give out some heals to these people. I think I do it by painting their nails with highlighter. Cool so you guys take about 40 minutes. Yes, this is good. They all have highlighters kind of like, they look really disgusting and dirty because

of the goop that they were just in, but their nails look great. Noah is like, what's, this was what we were supposed to be doing, right? How is that skin looking underneath the goop? Does it look like dewy and moisturized? It looks really moisturized. Astrid's spread's goop on her face is a face mask. Sleep over. Brand ol' is bitters to say.

Tradix is like, hey guys, it seems like we have to hurry up slightly more than this. I'm with Tradix on this one. I know I maybe set this off by conducting surgery on myself. So that's on me. I'm going to admit that one's on me. But I'll say that this counted as a short rest, the amount of time that you guys soak here to do all these different, like between Galfast becoming dausle Razz and Trap becoming,

or I mean, Turbine becoming Clockwork's all Turbine. But Rader is gonna pipe up again, and he's just gonna... So, you know, my mom is in charge of like the efforts to dig back into the mine. So she kinda taught me how to do a lot of this stuff. So, I feel like I know how to follow the tubes back to at least the bottom of the obelisk and we could probably get out. I could be in charge of that part of it if you guys are, I don't know, going further. That works for me. Can I clarify, Tredics, what needs our attention right now? See, guess

we are the elite team here. Oh, God. Well, to be honest, I don't know exactly what needs our attention. And I think from what I understand, the 10 Barnabas is further into the mind, probably within that city. And he said that things were too far along, so we probably should get on it. So there's something that did the Tid, the Tid Bartobus is deep into the bite and we're trying to find him and stop whenever he's trying to make happen. I stamp on the flow more to see if I can create

like an echo location. For this team. My face like holding his head a little bit and he's like, um, hey guys, actually, um, so like, you know, they, they, stop before they like program me and stuff, I guess, but I still like, kind of, I feel connected to them. And so like, I see, I feel like a spiritual connection,

not like, I have to like, follow in any religious element thing. So like, I can kind of feel them over here. And he points to the pneumatic tube that that guy escaped through the Warforge guy. So we could, you know, maybe go this way. Okay. Traddicts before he does this, takes out a little capsule,

and he throws it on the ground. He's like, I almost forgot about this. It unfolds like folding sheets of metal into a more portable version of the NAP pod. And he's like, so this is kind of a worse version of what was in the lobby. Oh cool. Oh, cool.

So if anybody wants to get a little more juice going, we can use that, whoever needs it. I feel fully juiced after my procedure. I don't think I need more juice. I'm strong and full health. I mean, I currently have only three first level spells back, but I can spam care trips. Get in the pod. Get in the pod. Get in the pod, Brenda Elizabeth. I wrestle. I wrestle Brenda Elizabeth into the pod.

I have a great parent so taking a nap while everyone watches me is no no new experience I fall asleep immediately completely content with all eyes on me so you guys spend another 20 or so minutes watching uh I use some of the highlights to put highlights in my head I have a

really creepy wheezing a snore. It sounds like an old man's snore. Does she need a CPAP machine or something? Should we be concerned about this? Probably should get some kind of, I don't know, yes. Turbani, you should probably get on that at some point giving her a shot.

I start building a CPAP machine. So Brenna Elizabeth has the benefits of a long rest. you should probably get on that at some point giving her I start building a CPAP machine So Bruno Elizabeth has has the benefits of a long rest So you have your spells back all that kind of stuff cool as you guys are kind of plotting to what to do mop is leaning over at that a pneumatic to me. So I put sure we could just let go right into this um And he leans a little too far in and he gets sucked into Oh shit Um, and he leans a little too far in and he gets sucked into it. Oh, shit. Mom? We tube in? All right.

I, uh, I mount, I mount dazzle razz and, uh, try to jump in. So it's kind of small, but dazzle razz goes, I'm pretty confident I can get in there. And squeezes his horse body in this too. It's like stuffing a sleeping bag and a stuff sack. It's just like it's a little bit too big limbs coming out. It's like kicking out everyone's like be careful be careful. Like all the doors are like I don't know if you should go in there. Maybe you shouldn't be riding him while he's in there.

Turbine also just sort of floats over to. should go in there. Maybe he shouldn't be riding him while he's in there. Turbine also just sort of floats over to. I don't know if Turbine actually, I just imagine I'm hovering like a half an inch above the ground now. It doesn't do anything. It's just very there. Everyone's walking on his tip, does.

I'm floating. Guys, you see this? I'm like an 1 1 1 1 1 1 1, I'm floating. You have to describe this to me on a text red wheel, you're trying to figure out what this new, this new turbine was. And yeah, I like to think of him as like now like a Dr. Manhattan type, but it's also like a little kid pretending to be Dr. Van. I feel really he's so awesome, he friends with me. That is the way the world should be. We will be friends. It's not even my choice. We're into the tunnel. Scream!

Uh, Astrid, do you go in? Yeah, I'm gonna jump headfirst. Like, I'm jumping down a water slide. I don't know if I can grab some kind of like, sheet or something to be actors like a board. I don't know if anybody has like, it of like sheet or something to be act as like a board. I don't know if anybody has like, it's just like. Yeah, you find a piece of sheet metal on the ground

that you jump on and you like, you pick up speed, you're like hitting tradix in the butt a little bit. That's great. Now go fast, don't a lot faster. Don't you know about aerodynamics? You're flying around this tube, it's like twisting and turning. It's clear too, so you can see out, like, it's really dark though, because you're underground,

so you're flying through darkness. Every now and then though, you hit a spot that is lighting up, it's like surprisingly bright, and you're going past it pretty fast, but you see that they're like opals and little other gyms within the rock that are magically sort of glowing as you go by them. So it's sort of like you get flashes of light as you're going by it. Since I bought Razzle Des, I have a free hand to doodle away and this is prime.

I'd love to get one of those crystals or jabs into my quill. Yeah, I'm really thinking about putting one of these tube systems into the hotel. You probably have it. It's called like a garbage chute, right? Wow, I'd never thought of it like this. This is what every garbage chute looks like on the inside. It's completely blind. There's also like, dub waiters too. Yeah. Well, like, smart waiters, am I right? You are right.

So yeah, you keep flying through these two. I do it in the check to see if I know anything about these gems, if they're just decorative. Yeah, you can do it with advantage, but everyone can do it. You can make a investigation or history or. While we do this, can I just get something off my chest that I just realized? I don't have action surge.

You don't get that until second level, awesome fighter. I was looking through to be like, oh, I wonder if action surge comes back from a short rest. And then I was like, where, where's Action Surge? Oh my god. So I'm really sorry. Wow, you cheater. You're cheating in the game that we're playing.

In all fairness, my Action Surge did jack shit last time. Yes. Yeah, you literally didn't do anything with it. It's also a complicated character. I rolled it. I got a 19 for my history slushed occasion. And I. A 17 for my history.

And I. A. 15. So what you know from flying through these two, I mean, it's kind of hard to grasp because it's like you're literally on a roller coaster ride and trying to think about history. Brother history is a roller coaster ride through the mind, you know? The cool teacher is, hey, listen. Tabling got cooler and so much more lame at the same time.

Every time you speak, so I'm afraid he'll be cut too cool for me. You would know that like before the mines were completely like lost to this obelisk, the Bonber Mountains were filled with these opals and things that were one of the main sources of the industry for the dwarves that lived in the Bonber Mountains and in Bermur. Not all of them glow, but like the mines themselves have a lot of things like there's a lot of precious metals, there's a lot of ore there, but then what makes this, I think probably one of the most notable points of this mountain range is that these opals do glow, and that's where the underground city gets a lot of its light from.

So yeah, that's what you would know from the history of Jackson. You're finally spit out to the edge of this large cavern. It's as big as that original cavern, your entrance you were in to the mines themselves. And that's where you see it. You're at the edge of the lost city of Bermur. You can make some more perception checks, if you'd like. Sure.

But the whole city looks like this. Do we see Mob? Mob is just standing there, I'm trying to be looking. I got a 21. And there. I've got 21. And I got an eight on perception. Actually, it did pretty well. And you just go with Astrid's 21. Cool.

So like, yeah, pretty noticeable right away is that you're on the outer edges of the city. It's got like, it's about the size of Aberdeen. It's not huge by any means. And you are in the area that would be more of like, where the trade and stuff would happen. It's a little outside any means and you are in the area that would be more of like where the the trade and stuff would happen It's a little outside of the keeps walls, which you see a little further in like The rock here is all hune into like very specific like grid like paths. There's like

very rectangular and square shaped little Homes and shops and stuff around you. You see these geometric looking rectangular stone lamps with some of the little opals in them. With those higher perception checks, you see that all of them, or a lot of them, seem to be kind of scratched and ripped in very specific lines along them. And it almost looks like something was ripped out of them.

So something more ornate about the design of them was something was ripped out of them. So like something more ornate about the like design of them was kind of ripped out of it. Considering how like geometric everything is, these lines now look really decayed and like fractured. And a few of them are are fully busted. A couple of them are like broken in half. Some are broken in half with more of a like I would say like a sharper looking break. that's what you would notice I think on those and also on that check you see like a few war-forged soldiers slowly walking in deeper towards the what you see as the center of the city the keep and Astrid you would know this just because of literally the painting in your family's hotel.

Cool. The keep is in the center of the city, and you can see the walls of it. You can't see over it yet, but you know that there is the opal of Burmure in the center of it, the largest opal there is, that has sort of a moon-like glow in the painting in your family's hotel, it's very red right now. Oh. You can't really see into it, but you can see the red light from it. Well, that's not normal, right?

It's not like a mood ring situation or is somebody doing weird magic on that open? That is not good. I think I know mood jewelry. Point to like five different mood rings Wow, there's a lot on your toes as well It's really classy. You have ten toes and I've told you that's more than that's more It's room for more than ten toe rigs, you know

Bob is like connect up all of those Absolutely, I hold up my I hold up up my... but like a day to day woman say it. Do I have to like rip them off? Is that the price I have to pay? Not takes a toe ring off and puts it on his toe. Pretty cool. I feel like we witnessed something really special here today, ever. I whisper to Astrid, I don't know much about this but are we buried now? You just let an adult man take a ring of foot.

Dazzle Razz are you okay with this? Are you okay? Does this violate the thing you made Brenda Elizabeth the like the chastity thing? Oh no. I think it's okay but have I forsaken my foul? Chastity thing. Oh, no, I think it's okay, but have I forsaken my pal? This conversation made me inhale deeply. Like I was surprised in a hair went down my Brenda Elizabeth stills herself replaces the replaces the stir-up pant from her lagging back onto her foot and retreats to the

Ranges. Dasa Razz says to Brenda Elizabeth. They can't understand what I'm saying, but just be I can understand them and And would you tell him that that is not what I said? Dasa Razz, I understand that you have something going on right now, but I think I just got buried. Look. That's not what I'm saying. He's like flustered and... Wow, Tassel has seems really upset.

It was for that history. You guys also hear like a, haaah! And you see traddics fly out of the tunnel behind you guys. So Tassel has seems really upset. It was fast, right? You guys also hear like a, ahhhhhh! And you see traddics fly out of the tunnel behind you guys. It hits the ground pretty hard. Okay, I'm here too. Probably not gonna be that much help in sort of the fighting situations,

but I'm here. If he says it should, maybe he could put me in one of the bags on that horse. Yeah. Are we gonna, yeah yes sneak with this very visible horse towards whether the the giant opal is since you mentioned dazzle razors saddlebags. It does have something saddle bags. Yes, I have wristwatches, but yes, let's sneak towards the opal.

I also agree we should sneak towards the opal andall and I also think that dazzle razz is saddlebag, so I'm also liking Like a twin-to-toe of situation That's like has a pen of feral horses Are we eating the horses? Is that what's going on? It's a very confusing branding No, it's like the stuff the food you would find in dazzle rasa saddleback. That's a definite that's definitely a restaurant name I get wrong 90% of the time. Razzle Dazzle is battle. Razzle Masks. That to me sounds like, okay, I'm not gonna.

You ever get the Apple snackack at Dazzle Resist Aslan? The Apple Snack at Dazzle Resist Setl bags is very good. As a buried woman, I have to say it's time that we get on track, folks. We're not married. I just got to throw that out there. We're not married. Okay, a robot man now. You're an adult robot man and that's so child-bride.

And that's like you. How is it, what is the not creepy thing to say right now? Tell me what that is. I think I'm kind of too far gone, man. You just shouldn't have married. I think it's like the situation. You know, when you find yourself in a hole, you gotta keep, you gotta stop doing it.

But it takes off the mood when you're in and threshing as far away as you can. Wow. Okay, well now I think we know what mood is in yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one or no I'm not gonna do that Astrid what is it me to find me rings? Yeah So how do you guys continue to approach the city or the keeps walls? It seems pretty deserted in the outer edges. Okay.

What you can tell is that there's more going on in the keep. Alright, let's... Can we like, slink to the... Yeah, slink wherever it's like shadowy, if we can try to... Yeah, would you... Tip to our way to... If I passed... If I passed cast without trace. Yeah. Did someone pass cast passed, if I passed cast without trace?

Yeah. Did someone pass cast? Yeah, I passed cast. Jesus. I could smell it. It smells like tracing here. Yeah. So the reeks of dazzle res settle there.

What does Brinda Elizabeth's password out trace look like? I give us all super Brenda Elizabeth, adjacent makeovers. So everyone's got glitter, sparkles. So many sparkles on them that it actually deflects light. Wow. It's like, come up and it's bright pink. Yeah.

It's like very 19, it's quite skills. It's a look that's so humiliating. People can't help but look away from it. Yeah. It's so 19 spice kills. It's a look that's so humiliating people can't help but look away from it. It's so humiliating. She's just don't want to make eye contact. Everybody looks like they have Elmer's glue with sparkles on it. Really embarrassing. None of you can even look at each other. Here.

Now people will avoid eye contact, just like we want. So you guys continue to sneak forward closer to the keep itself. You get closer towards the main entrance of the keep, and you notice that there are like higher up walls around it with one big sort of draw barigy entrance. And looking forward, you see hundreds of warforged bots gathered and it looks just sort of like a crowd at first, but as you look closer, they're lined up really orderly and they all seem like they're plugged into wires.

And the stragglers that you saw coming up are plugging themselves in and sitting down. It feels bilitary. We're like an old school assembly. It feels like a cross between adults. Yeah, like they're all like in an assembly for sure. Military and that they yeah, are definitely war-forged fighting robots that you saw earlier.

Like they all look like the ones that you saw before. Where's their attention? They're just, are they just sort of like milling about or is it like, all eyes are on one specific spot or something? So as you walk up, you see that they're looking at something in front of me. Kind of can't see. It's a little obscured because what they're looking at

is raised up and you're looking through a straight entrance. There's like steps up to get on top of the like, keep walls if you'd like, or you could go straight into there, but there's a way to get an advantage point if you're trying to see better. Oh, you said Mopinna? Because he's a way to get an advantage point if you're trying to see better. Oh, he said mop in there because he's a wolf arch. Yeah, or whoever has the best stealth baby. Is there any place we can like climb up from where we are and get like a bird's eye view? Yeah, that's what oh sorry that was unclear like the keep wall within the like entrance

There's some steps up to get on top of the wall and be over this crap. Oh yeah, let's do that. I think we could all do that, right? Because we're all pretty stealthy right now. Right. How good is that? What was it climbing? Dazzle Rhyse could do anything. Every time we stealth with this horse, I imagine like a cartoon horse like tipkilling on homes. And being beaten, being beaten, being beaten, being beaten. It's like such a quiet lack of force.

These are like the battlements. Like so it's like they're designed to have a lot of people on them. You're able to like go up these steps pretty much no problem. Everyone is scared they're gonna get kicked in the face by dows and res a little bit, but outside of that you're able to get up there. So you get up onto the battlements and you are able to see what they are all looking at. They're all pointed

facing the great hall of Burdom, which is sort of like, you know, has the throne room, etc. Like that's where the place was ruled from. On top of it is the Opal of Bermur, but there's a lot of scaffolding around it, and sitting basically just wrapped around the opal itself is a giant, war-forged body. It looks like it's metal, it's like, it's a metal body, but it's seemingly like melted down, it's got swirls of like gold and silver, just sort of like they just recently forged this. And it's for, is it the opal as if it's the heart or the naval of the war forged

or is the war forged just protecting the... Yeah, when you say wrapped around, is it like, is it built around or is it like wrapping limbs around? Yeah. It's built around. So it's like, this is a part of its body now. Okay.

And it's starting to glow red. And all of these smaller warforge are plugged into something. You see all these wires going up to it. And the wires end at a control panel on the top of the great hall that has a familiar face or a familiar figure, a familiar brain. Son of a gun, that tiny little robot. It's bubbles.

It's bubbles. You see bubbles like clicking and clacking and pressing a bunch of buttons up there, working on something. Never trust a brain. Never trust a seven to do a business job. How do we want to approach this? Never trust a brain. Never trust a seven to do a business job. How do we want to approach this?

I almost kind of wish that we could just take a safe enough distance and secretly slice all of these wires, you know, like a point where the wires are where he can't see us, where the brain can't see us, but we, they're still close enough together that we could just slice all the wires. Yeah, does bubbles have good, like, cable organization? Is there a place where all the wires are bundled together that we could just slice through? That's a really good question. Please, please, Zach, detail bubbles is quarter. So, bubbles is an expert of cable management.

Wow. So, yeah, maybe, um, turbine, make it a tinkerers or a tinkerers check. If you still have that, if not, I'll let you use like a charisma or persuasion just because that's how you're your knowledge of this world is kind of manifesting now. Sure.

Sure. I don't know if I do still have the tinker check. Because I think that was like tied to tied to maybe I honestly, I kind of lost track of things, but I don't see it anywhere immediately evident on my, I have a tinkers. You lost track of things when I made you change class. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit, I lost it. Wow, okay, all right.

I have tinkers tools. Know your character that you got two seconds ago. I know. What check, am I, what check should I, what are they doing? I think it makes sense to use charisma for this. And I think if you wanted to use persuasion, I think that would be fine. And Tratix can help you, if you like.

Sure, I'll do a persuasion check with advantages that we're doing. Yes, cool. That is an 18 and a 16. So let's do that 18. It's kind of a trade off. You're looking at all these cords, they're going to the front of the gray awl

and climbing up to the top of it. From where you guys are, you're on the keep wall. You can go around and get on top of the roof, no problem. You could just like walk to the side and have immediate access to that. But if you go back down in there and try to cut the cords on these guys, if you're trying to cut. But if you go back down in there and try to cut the cords on these guys, if you're trying to cut the cord,

you know, it feels like the only reason that these guys are dormant is because they're plugged in. And does anyone have any spells or like, that they would like to try to like understand this or anything like that, or is there any? Oh, let me see if I have any that would help me understand. I mean, I could do an augurry to be like, is it good if we cut these cords?

Well, for free, I would give you that if you cut the cords still just wake up and you'll have to fight hard parts of robots. Okay, everybody, let's not cut the cords. What is our path to the control panel where bubbles is right now? So the control panel and the bot itself are on top of the great hall. So the great hall has this like big flat roof as well. There's a couple of like spires in it in front of the like legs.

He's basically just on a computer in the crotch of the giant robot. And since you're on the battlements of this place, like the battlements like actually go to the side and around it, but connect, like there's like a little bit of a bridge to that area on top. It's like basically the size, it's basically the size of two soccer fields, with that's like, like in front of the robot, the giant robot on the roof of the building is a huge area. That's how large the giant robot is. It's a gargantuan in size. Could be as big as like 40 feet tall. So yeah, so there's

this giant creature there, but like there's probably about a hundred feet in front of him on top of that building. And there's no dwarves anywhere. It's just robots and it's just bubbles. If you look closer at some of the Warforged robots, you can see that since they, the process to make them warforged sort of emulates the form that they had, a good, a good,

a warforged, a warforged, a warforged. I mean, I'm mad about it, but nice. Yeah. Well, I think we should we just try to creep up on bubbles here? I think let's do that. As we get close, I think I am going to activate my dragon mode, giving me an advantage on concentration checks, so I put out my little Dragon costume and I'm going to cast

Subbit beast and I'm going to summon on other horse Wait hold on Brenda, Elizabeth. How how is that horse gonna ride your other horse? If only there was some Horace that knows how to ride side saddle We need some kind of saddle that like a saddle for horses to ride So you're gonna stack the horses across each other It's like a dang a tower. Yes You wish to be reunited right? It looks exactly like dazzazz is like, this just looks just like my father, but I don't

know that he's in there. Oh, but sometimes maybe it's just nice to see him. It is. Stay like Nuzzle. Okay, I'm ready now. He munches on his like back. And you're like, it's kind of mad. You're like, they play who I course.

Is there anything else anyone wants to do before you get closer? No, I just hit things. I'm looking at the quarterly of the universe and I, sure seems like things are gonna go down pretty, pretty hard, pretty fast here. So I'm gonna just go, I'm gonna go all out here. Can I twin spell haste on both Brenda,

Elizabeth and Astrid? Yes, I love haste. Whoa. Yeah, cool. Okay, how does Turbine do this? Yeah, so just like, I sort of like just build this a little bit of just sort of back. But I imagine like the way Turbines personally manifests in this new version is like if he was this like just hyper geek before

This is like hitting the nth level of geek where it's not even like excited about learning stuff It's just like oh, I know everything now and I'm so excited to man-splang it to everyone It's like you know Astrid I saw your form back there and I think if you could if you just straight up a little bit Oh, okay, I do deserve that but I think that how concentration breaks on your spell you both do not have to kiss on your heart and in fact are exhausted. I'm gonna have a full of exhaustion. But yeah, I think Turbine is just sort of like,

like he sees the way the universe should be. And so it's just like, it's like, oh wait, of course, if you, if this is like this, if this is like this, I am like almost like a chiropractor too, just like cracking people's backs. And he's like, oh yeah, have you do this? Everything's adjusted, everything's as it should be.

And just so you have that, and so you know what's going on here, that is. Until the spell ends, your speed is doubled, you get plus two bonus to AC, you have advantage on dexterity saving throws, and you get an additional action on each of your turns. That action can only be used to take the attack, dash disengage hide or use an object action. When the spell ends, you can't move or take actions until after your next turn. You get a sugar crash.

I'm just looking out for everyone. I just want things to be as they should be. Would you consider being hired to cast this on me all the time? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay right now. Just like, I just have all of these ideas and I just, I just, I really think we can get them through. Astrid, you don't even have to hire me. I'll do it for free. I don't want, I don't want an employment relationship to affect our friend relations. Yes, I'd like to have that with an older, yes.

Eyes watering. Just. Nostrils so fled. While I have your enthusiasm, can I just repitch these saddles for dolphins? Oh my god. I'll talk to my father about it. I'll talk to my father about it. I think that has something to say. Tradix and Mop are both like, it still sounds pretty bad. Yeah, it's because you're not hasty. I do. I try to cross the room. I just fucking fully throw him. Tr addicts, pings in the sky like Super Smash Bros. Do you guys go around and approach the roof?

Yes. Okay. Very, very quickly sneak. I just realized that if I summoned the beast that will dispass without trace, do you guys still want pass without trace? Yeah, I think most of the traces may be more useful in a horse right now. But it's up to you. We'll hold off on the horse then.

Okay, so you did not cast the horse. I guess not. I'm gonna say maybe we actually have a good We're passing with trees Sorry everyone we have a Significant you gotta get a Brighter days in order and that

Grandfather is as much for a And a Scottie in front of hundreds of Roy Boots Well they are... We went from being so sneaky to appearing suddenly with two horses stacked on top of me. Like, ugh! No one put this away! Look, I just got married Ed Hasten by life is really sick right now.

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You guys are still like 200 feet away from you and he just knew you were there. He turns around just his upper torso just turns his legs are still facing the computer panel and he just looks at you in waves and he says... The doors of this city clearly had much pride in their home, while extremely primitive to us, their constructions are well built. But the most valuable asset here by a mile is this, to any points to the opal of Buremir. Jules of this size and with these magical properties are exceptionally rare,

work extremely well as a conduit, a spell focus of sorts. The Barnabas have always collected data and pursued higher knowledge exceptionally rare and work extremely well as a conduit, a spell-focus of sorts. The Barnabas have always collected data and pursued higher knowledge from our world and then eventually others. Another world that we found showed us the true order of things. The multiverse is governed by a series of laws. These laws govern everything around us. There is no good or bad or morality.

The illusion of choice is not optimized. And that is what the Guilded believe. The Warforged dormant below you still somehow echo this sentiment. They just say, the Guilded, the Guilded, the Guilded. Bubbles sort of like kind of nods. I don't like that. No.

I mean, if I were in your position, I would start a children's choir as well. Yeah. But that is why since no one really listens to me, that's why we have to bring the prime one here to lead and guide our new chapter of the gilded. Where is the prime what cubic for up? Well, there are certain rules that must be followed. Those that are small and insignificant enough like us can cross through different planes. A god cannot cross into the material plane with their body. That complete lack of respect for the multiverse's laws would rip a god to shreds. Their infinite magic would be lost, but...

Any motions to the gargantuan war forged body behind him? The godwalker technically abides by the rules. There's too much chaos in our world, carcanshu and warforged body behind him. No, this isn't- this isn't how this should be. I- if I know something, it's the obelis- none of this should be right. This is all fucked, guys. Yeah, that jewel should be mine. That's my legacy. I agree. This is an Astrid. This is a perversion. Perversion of everything that the obelis should be.

I don't like this one bit. You're essentially trying to tear the corduroy of the universe to get your own god in here. Yeah, why don't you consider what the fans want from the obelisk? Yeah. The fans wanted a museum, at least my grandparents did. Yeah. Who cares about old people?

Oh. I do. Wow. There's nothing more. Old people are the glowing gems of our society. You value this opal for its age and yet not my grandparents. The hypocrisy. The hypocrisy.

My dad is the oldest person I know and he's perfect. Bubbles presses a button and you hear something stepping and stepping and stepping. And around from the side of the God-Walker, a larger... It's almost like a mini version of the God-Walker. A Demi God-Walker. A Demi God-Walker. Yeah, a Demi God-Walker. It means only a half.

It's a huge construct. It has the same sort of swirling metal on it as the God-Walker itself. It walks around and sits right in front of bubbles he climbs up onto it and plugs himself into this machine and its eyes go red it holds up its arms and one of them is an axe and one of them is a big cudgel and it looks at you guys what do you guys do I go into a rage. I've activated by abilities so I think I just I mean I'd love to just fucking guiding bolt the fucker. Yeah. I'm sorry the loser. Can I just get a little blocking here just to make sure I understand what's going on. We have the giant, the

the gargantuan god thing with the big opal. We've got the demi-god walker. And then, is bubbles a part of the demi-god walker or the demi-god walker is just sort of... Is it like crang? Like crang? That's what I pictured. Let's roll initiative and I'll give you a lay of the land. And also tell me how you guys are positioned. So I have a question.

So I know that I know that by a horsey that I subbed what's the name of Dazzle Rises dad? So I know that I know that by a horsey that I subbed. What's the name of Dazzle Razz's dad? Razzle Razz? Dazzle Razz's dad is Razzle Dad. So I sum, Razzle Dad goes after my initiative. Does Dazzle Razz, do I roll a separate initiative for him? Whatever is easiest for you, I guess it would bother me. Okay, I'll just have a little bit more.

And what is in Dazzle Razz's dad, Razzle Dadazz is saddlebags. They're filled with glitter. It's honestly weighing him down. It's like I dreamed you up and put it by notebooks. I really 12 initiatives. Probably the best way to describe the lay of the land is like I said soccer field before but it's probably more like a baseball diamond and that like the crotch of the

of the rope the legs of the robot are splitting the roof a little bit so you guys are within the bounds of the diamond like it comes to a point and then goes kind of straight out That's like all told like a hundred feet. There's like four major columns that are shooting up out of the ground too. They don't seem like they have any sort of magical energy. They look like they were a part of something that has crumbled since that was on the roof. Is height a factor in this? I'm trying to. Height's not really a factor here. It's pretty flat. Bubbles, aka the 10 Barnabas is plugged himself into this dimmy god walker. It has, you keep saying walker and I'm picturing like a little like a star wars walker. Oh, you're gonna get it now.

I have retrieved my final full. You can see that like when it when it stood up after picking him up he like kind of charged it up and he's on a platform above on the back of it. And then there's a lower platform that's a little lower on the body. So about seven feet up, there's a platform and about 14 feet up, there's another platform. I'm gonna stand in front of everybody else

as I go into a game. Yeah, how close are you to guys? Yeah, that's a good question. We want to kind of spread apart. I think me and the Horses will, I think we'll make a nice triangle all about a 10 feet apart from each other. And let's do 20 feet apart.

And I'm probably hanging back a little bit because I just hasted, I just, I coaked up my friends and sent them into battle. I was probably like, yeah, get out like really hyped about, like get out there, go on, go, go, go, go. And it's like probably just sort of like hung back a little bit. Attronics is just gonna hang back with you. So Astrid's front and center, Brinnellus was a little off to the side. Okay, cool. Every, I'm sorry, what was the initiative?

Can we get that one more time? 19, 14, for Fred Delisby. And only a 12 for all clockwork turbine. Turbine's still fuming that he said that fans are sometimes wrong. This goes against everything he believes. We want a museum. Astrid, you're first in the order. What do you do?

I'm going to Run towards bubbles. Can I get to him with haste? My speed is doubled so 70 feet. Yeah, you could get to him Edistenswise, but he's raised Very high up on this planet. Okay, then I'll and then I'll climb the platform Okay, make a strength check to climb. Damn she's cooked out. I have a body-jone strength check because I'm raging. Okay.

21. Okay, you're able to get on the first platform. There's a second platform. There's two platforms on his back. Okay. Well then I'll use my dash action to do the second clip. Wait, so what, you have, how much is your movement? So my movement regularly is 35, because I have haste on.

Uh-huh. It's 70. But you have to use some of your movement to climb too? Yes. But I also then also have a third action, I have like a second action. So my movement, my movement is 70. Okay. So you have like a hundred or more feet you can do,

and then still at least have one attack that I can do and then still do like my regular two attacks because I can use the heist as my dad. The heist is all for movement. And then you're attacking double. Okay, great. That's a huge turn. So you were able to, I think if you make attacking double. Okay, great. That's a huge turn. So you were able to,

it's, I think if you make one more strength check, you can climb up to the second platform in one turn. She did. It's so funny, too much. And as you're just going nuts. Yeah, you can get up there. Great. Bubbles, it looks at you like,

this is how Mike it was going to take longer. I will. And I will recklessly attack twice Okay, the first one for sure misses that's a an 11 on the first attack then an 18 on the second attack is an 18 hit 18 hits, okay sick first one. I'm just so cocky that I just swing too wildly. Stan still, he's coming back so still. Eight damage.

I do eight damage. But that means that I retain my rage, just hitting him one time means that I retain my rage. And if he tries to hit anybody else because of my ancestral guardians he has to subantage, but is that only on physical attacks or is that? Let me see Unless the spell says you are making an attack roll or labels it's it self as an attack. You are not attacking Okay, so if you're making an attack roll so anything any spell that makes an attack roll Okay, cool. Yeah, so you you smack him. He's any spell that makes an attack roll. Okay cool. Yeah so you you smack him he's completely surprised that you got your immediate. Just scrambling up the

axon of mouth. Just full like assassins creating up there. I'm excited. Are you ever see like Timber Sports people climbing a tree with axes? It was like, like, slailing down the side. It's full of strength. Yeah. Cool. So that was Astrid's turn. The dimmy, god, Walker, he's going to,

he was planning on attacking you. But without you and uh, he was planning on attacking you, but without you, and reach, he's trying to figure out what he should do. I think he sees you as the biggest threat, so he's gonna reach back behind his head and grab you, uh, and then post strength check. Okay. Um, oh, he got a nap 20. Oh, no. I did not get a nap 20. I got a nap 20. Okay, so he is going to pick you up and throw you into one of the legs of the gauntlet.

Oh, how dare you! W-w-w-who am! It's actually not that bad compared to what it could be. He's gonna just, but he's getting you off his back. It's what is important to him. And he throws you into the wall, the nearby leg of the Godwalker for 3D6 of damage. It was only for eight.

And then half to four, I guess. Make a perception check. Sure. 14. Okay, it's not that hard to see. have to for I guess make a perception check sure 14 okay, it's not that hard to see like you are Right next to the god walker. It looks like it was when you saw those like lanterns and stuff in the town We're like all the details taken out of it It clearly they like scraped all the metal that was around this town to kind of pour the mold for this creature. But on the leg itself, you notice that there's part of it that just didn't take to the actual construction of this body. There's this outlining of a handle and a little bit of

some kind of, it looks like a mall on the side of the leg. So it looks a little... A mall? Like, a webbing? Not like, M-A-O-O. Yeah. Wow. Cool, going to the mall. Let's go shopping.

It's gonna walk towards Brino Elizabeth with the rest of its turn and the horses. It, uh, it's very good that it did not attack this round. Uh. Ha-ha-ha. After the War for Steiton, it's Breno with it. Okay, so since it's walked near me, how far am I from where the little brain is on that second platform? It's 15 feet up in the air.

15 feet up in the air. Um, okay, if that is the case, then I would like to first try to guiding bolt the guy. Okay. So I call forth. I got a nat one, but I re-roll it, okay? 13 hit. A guiding bolt? Uh, yeah, 13 does itiding bolt. Yeah 13 does it

10 radiant aka sparkle damage and now I would like to use is he 10 feet from the Edge of the platform. Yes, but he's sort of buckled in from the edge of the platform. Yeah, but he's sort of buckled in. If that makes any sense. Buckled in. He's like strapped to this thing. Brenda Liz was gonna try to tilt that brain out of that thing. Yeah, I wanna try to whip him out.

I'm guessing saying like, is he buckled in so much that I couldn't thorn whip him out of there? Yeah, I mean, you would have to make a strength check to get him off of that. Okay, in that case, can I have dazzleraz, a phase step with dazzleraz to go attack a father and son mission? It is a platform that can only hold a medium size, creature, or smaller. Okay, and that's the case that I think

by all the option is to try to do the strength check and try to rip about otherwise my horsey can't attack. So, yeah, they can attack the robot itself. They could pawn at the control panel over by the shower. They could do that, they could just open it. They also, what else could they do? I think, yeah, they probably can't be on the platform. Yeah, that's true

But for you to get up on there though, you do have to make the two strength checks to climb up to strike checks to climb up Or I could use dazzle rises face step Yes, but he goes with you. He would like take falling damage, I think Just a horse, boinging up into the air You jumping off the hose as he just falls. I guess I was saying more like can I is there room for one horsey on there? No they're large

creatures I think. Okay that they will go attacks up the gills and fuck it. I'll just create bad fire on it by action. So we have some good decks. He has to do a deck save. He's strapped in. He's staying in that Bodfire.

What does he have to get? A DC. A DC's 15 decks. OK. He rolled really well, but he has not the best decksx, and he just, you set him on fire. Wait, wait. I rolled poorly, so it was only four fire damage. And now the father-son horses will go attack the body of this robot trying to fell what of its legs. It's looking around, like trying to like keep track

of the horse is spinning around him. Also the next person to make an attack on the brain will have advantage because of guiding balls. Oh shit. Just everyone knows. Okay. Yeah, so then the horses are gonna attack the leg of this Debbie Walker.

Debbie God Walker. Debbie Walker. Debbie God Walker. I rolled a 19 at a 15. One became a 24. One became a 22. But that's it. Because I think this guy uses my... Wait, attack modifier? That's not my spell attack. He actually gets a 19 to hit. Okay, the 19 misses. Whoa. Uh, but...

Dasselraz hits four, six. Dazzle razz pops the dimmy god walker. It's like, uh, didn't really do much, but going out of rope on it. It's like, when your friend pops you in the arm like shit Did damage but no you're not the most Cool, so That is is at the end of your turn. Yes. Yeah At the end of Rendo Elizabeth's turn it is turbines turn now cool Can I do some kind of check or something to see if I you tell me what the mechanics of this be?

I guess I want to find out if like Destroying that big ol' Opal of like if if destroying that is possible and and can be like a thing to stop that God from coming into our universe Yeah, make a I'll let you in this place make that persuasion check again to be able to understand this cool It any any chance I could do a history check, which is a little better than my persuasion? Sure. Well, actually, I don't think it's a history check for you. Sorry.

I will do that persuasion check. Here we go. Oh, that's not good. That's seven. Okay. It's pretty big. It doesn't, I don't know. It might be hard to break that.

That's all. It's maybe what you'll get for your 7. Fair enough. But there is a control panel there. Okay. And then the walker is between me and the control panels, that right? It's a little to your left. Okay. How far am I away from the Godwalker? Demi Godwalker and how far am I away from the control panel? So it's probably around 70 feet how far am I away from the control panel? So it's probably around 70 feet forward. Okay, the smaller one is like 30 feet to your, like kind of angled forward into the left of you. Okay, I think I wanna make my way over

towards the control panel and I got some distance attacks. So I think I'm gonna like, like start running towards the control panel, but then like blast of the Demi Walker with magic on my way past. I think that's going to be the way I'm going to be doing this. Yeah, it's good for us to stay separate. Something tells me. So I'm going to head towards the control panel. I'm not that fast. My speed's only 25 feet, but I'll take that movement. I'll head towards the control panel.

And then I'm also going to, I think, I'll blast him with a chromatic orb. Let's try that cool nice I'll cast that and it's regular old first level just for right now and let's see how that goes What type of damage are you doing? It's a robot. I was thinking lightning. Oh, yeah Noice noise, so I rolled an 18 there An 18 on on the robot or on on which which one are you talking? I'm hitting try to hit bubbles I'm trying to okay Throw the blast is chromatic orb of a book. Oh, you'll have advantage on that. Anyways. Oh cool Well, I'll roll a second one just to just to see if that's any better

I do not But 18 is so 18 is what I've rolled there cool. So you hit to roll damage cool And I'm gonna be doing lightning damage if that makes if that makes a difference for okay this fucker That is 11 damage 11 damage. Yep cool You shock this robot it sizzles in its brain, like little brain jar, smoke comes up. It doesn't seem like it hurt them more than other types of damage. It wasn't like super effective or whatever. Uh, okay fair enough.

Fair enough. Yeah, you heard them. After I've moved, sorry, remind me, how far away am I from this control panel? How far did you move total? 25 feet. Okay, so you're still like 45 feet away from it. Okay, fair enough. I will, I think I'm gonna play a little conservatively

and just sort of chill things down there. I think that's cool. At the end of your turn, it is now bubble's turn. He is going to look at Brenda Elizabeth. He has disadvantage against any attack that isn't against me. Okay. And if he hits her, she has resistance.

Wow, Astrid's buddy is rubbing off on me. If it's an attack though. If it's an attack, yes. Did you say you want a coffee? Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I don't. It throws a little water bottle at you.

I don't drink caffeine. And then he throws a coffee at you. I do the opposite. I'm too young and my body is growing to maturity, so it's important that I don't stud my blossoming. Right, Benick. It is crazy that you want to explain this to me right now. He's going to look at Brenda Elizabeth and he's going to cast pulled person. Oh, all right. All right. and he's going to cast pulled person. Oh! Oh, all right.

All right, okay. Well, all right. You have to do a wisdom save in order to do it. How wise is Brenda Elizabeth? She's wise! She's your druid, so you're pretty wise. And it's DC 14. Come on.

18 on Maddys! Yes! Yes! Okay, Brenda Elizabeth is too wise. 18 on the dice. Yes. Okay. Brenda Elizabeth is too wise. Too wise to be held. I got married and hastened today, so I'm operating on a whole fucking platter. Brenda Elizabeth swore chastity. She can never be held.

I can't be held only be held. Mop is like I forgot to go. I just wrote a really big confusing day. Turn into a robot got married. Brinda Luzmit blushes. I guess this is a important moment for Eddie Nuly to see their partner fight for the first time. Mop is like, yeah, OK, whatever. Runs up to the robot, and he attacks.

You notice he's having a hard time because of how large the robot is getting in there. So, he goes up, he fully whiffs because he's thinking about, this conversation is really distracting him. He like just fully misses it. Like it's like a full depth perception problem. It's okay, if there's one thing I've learned

for my grandparents is that love is unconditional unless you get divorced, which all of them did at least one time. Okay. All right. Bob is like, I'm just going to put my headphones in. Little headphones pop out of his cheeks and go into his ear. See. So, my Mrs. and now Astridrid at the top of the order,

you're over there by that wall next to that wall, just stuck in the leg of this. Sure, well, who am I to not go after this delicious clue? I guess I'll pull the handle? Does it seem like it's like a thing that will open? You look at it and it looks like in just the forming of this body for whatever reason, all the metal melted down to make this,

but whatever magic is within this, kept it from melting and as you touch it, it's really cold to the touch. Cool. Make a history check. Great. 14. Do you have a plus zero to answer? Okay.

But I rolled okay. So as far as history checks go, this is one that would be... Also, you can do it with advantage, but just a... Great. 14. So even Astrid would have paid attention to this piece of history. When you're looking at it, you see the words reason over might on it. This looks familiar to you.

This would be one of the few things you paid attention to in class. This is June Orbiter's, the former leader of the Dorbs here. Yes. Can I sort in the stone this mall out of this robot? Yes. Yes, but make an athletics check.

Ooh. Well, I rolled poorly, but it's okay. But 14. You do with advantages. I rolled with advantage. I got a 14. I rolled a 7 and a not one. Okay. Astrid, you can't like it's starting to budge, but you can't get it out on a 14. Okay, I guess I'll use my second action since I'm a stud. Tilted to dragon. Okay, uh, Dutty 20. Astrid, you know that reason over the mic was there, like, their family saying that that was how they, like, ruled this place for a long time.

But as a door if you know that that is a kind of inside joke for dwarves, because of this place being reasoned being the outside world might being the dwarven world. It's like literally for it. It's not. So it's and it's it's about them being mighty. So you use all your might and you pull the mall from its spot in this body. It detaches. It never melted because of the enchantment on it. You now have the iron comet, June orbiter's fabled weapon. I will send that to you on D&D Beyond real fast. I make a quick do to love this moment,

so that Astrid kid always revered. Ah, it's so cool. It's, yes, the world is finally falling back into place. Everything ordered as it should be. Yes, a weapon returning home. Reason of her might wasn't a way for Astrid to grow as a character. It was a way for her to embrace her flaws. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha most badass, most respected, coolest, until me coolest person.

So I would come out of this mouth. Cooler than eight grandparents. You know what's cool of an eight grandparents? One billion grandparents. Who? Five to them. As for it, it's in your character sheet now, and I added it. The iron comet is your attuned to it.

It requires a attuned to it. You have a plus one bonus to attacking damage, roles made with this weapon. While in a rage, when you hit with an attack using this magic mace, the target takes an extra 1d6 cold damage. Wow! In addition, while you hold the mace, you have resistance to fire damage and freezing temperatures, the mace sheds bright light

in a 10-foot radius and dim light for another additional time. Can't wait for you to just like crack down on a saucer of crebe and bake ice cream. It is, it is maybe a good idea to try to freeze the water that bubbles us in. Oh yes, an idea. Brain freeze, if you will.

Great, so you have this weapon now. Is bubbles still on fire? That bonfire that... I actually was just going to say, as you said, that I realize create bonfire is concentration. I always fucking forget that can't trip can be concentration. So our sweet razzle bass is dismissed. Oh, as you create this bonfire flames, looking in your eyes, a little kid obsessed with fire

energy. Uh, dazzle razz looks to his father, so you disappear. The most ADD spell cast, like concentrating on spassing out Trace and the cops turning on making it to their horse and the Constructing of the fire. It's too much work for children. Tratix is like, guys focus up. That's why I wanted to do to disappear. But does bubbles continue taking damage from that bonfire? If it's under concentration, what? It is. You create bonfire until the spell ends.

Concentration up to a minute. The magic bonfire fills a 5-foot cube. Any creature in the bonfire space when you cast a spell must succeed a dexterity, saving throw or take at this level 2d8 fire damage. A creature must also make the saving throw when it moves into the bonfire space for the first time or ends its turn there. So it actually should have made it again. Okay.

So I like to think that his little water thing is boiling. Yes. Okay, yeah. And is chromatic orb stitting on him as well? No, chromatic orb is more like a blast. Yeah. Okay. I also, I forgot that this guy has magic resistance.

Oh, cool. So he should have made one more check. So I'll just do it for this one. What does that mean, magic resistance? The brain has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magic effects. So I'll just do that from here on out. Okay, he failed again. That's how I rolled way better, uh, 13, fire damage.

Okay, he's just badly hurt by this. Can you do anything to put the fire out? I think that you're technically supposed to just move out of the bonfire space. The bonfire ignites landable objects in its area that aren't being worn or carried. Okay, so yeah, I think if you just step aside, you'll not be in the fire anymore. You're like in home alone when Joe Pesci gets the blowtorch on his head, but you never move. You're just, ah! You're just, that's, bubbles are just doing that.

But it's like, it's like if Joe Pesky stepped out onto a little platform that he couldn't move on Okay, cool, so he took that damage asterisk. It's your turn And so did you do anything else with the rest of your turn? Can I hit one of the likes of this Demi guy you can run up great? My new fancy axe who I did not roll very well. That's fine, you're just getting to know me. Yes, 16. 16 misses, right?

16 misses, for sure. Cool. It also, also make a, I'll just give you this for free. It's hard to hit him because he is so large. If you don't have reach, or if you're not large, you have a hard time with that. So technically you should make that with disadvantage to be honest. I mean, I would have missed either way. Yeah, yeah, either way. So never mind whatever. Astro do need to attack someone to stay in rage because if you do, you could just give me

a little slap across the face. Honestly, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. I will absolutely do that next time. Amazing. So that's the end of Astrid's turn. Brenda Lisbeth, the warforged demigod is going to reach back and try to grab you. Make a post- pose strength check. Pose strength.

Gonna roll with my lucky dice. That's gonna be another that one. Oh no. Maybe it's rolling because I'm a happy. Whoa. And a seven. That's a died. Okay.

It looked like it only rolled a seven on the die too, but he gets a plus, what does it get? Plus six to it? Because he's very strong. I graciously accept defeat. He's gonna pick you up off the back of your head and throw you at the God Walker as well. Oh, that's a good one.

I'm gonna. Little do you know, I dream of Sork through the sky like a birdie. So are both Brind Elizabeth and ask it over by the control panel now? They're close-ish to it. They're about like 10-15 feet from it. 13 for Brind Elizabeth, damage. Do you have to make a concentration save? Yep. But I do it with a advantage because of my dragon form. Oh yeah, that hit.

Okay, yeah. I looked at my non-advantage one, which was a three. But my other one was a 12. Plus other stuff. Okay, cool. That's the end. The Warforage Titan's gonna move towards you guys, try to like box you in over here.

And that will be the end of his turn. If the Warforge's movie would um dazzle rascade an opportunity attack. Sure. I love when a DM clearly isn't threatened by something. Sure. You know what I do too right? He's right. He's right. Because I just attacked him. Oh no he's moving towards you. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, you're right. Oh, that's, I forgot that he moved your way. So yeah, Brino Lisbeth is closer to the panel

Astrid's further away now, but yeah, you both get an attack on him. So dazzle arrives got a dirty 20 to hit. That'll hit I got a 22 9 for a dazzle right? Both of these will hit. Oh, roll damage. Great. Hang on. And I'm just cheering them on. I'm very proud. Emily, did you take your extra hayst action, by the way? Last time, yeah, I did. I haven't gone yet, though. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm about to go. Yeah, that's how I was able to create bonfire. Okay, yeah, I'm about to go. Yeah, that's how I was able to create bonfire a 14 freezing damage Damn wait, so only the D6 is freezing the rest of it is oh yes

Freezing and 10 regular, okay Brinnell is with how much to dazzle raze it for oh Dazzle raze hit for died Okay with his hooves. It's beautiful hooves. Slap them with his hooves. I like to think that Dazzle-Raz is standing on his hind legs like a boxer. Yeah. Just punching.

Dazzle-Raz punches just sort of does a little horsebox, and Punches this butt. Astrid also swings the iron comet at it, smacks it for 14. That does, I mean, they're both not hurting it, but it's at the same time very big and strong, and she's like, stop. That's the energy of it. After that, it is Brenda Elizabeth's turn. Okay. I will once again guiding bolt the brain Guiding bolt the brain I need to start rolling with this dice. That's the attend to hit the brain Misses

Okay, I've got my create buff, I'm going, uh, fuck it. I'm going to try and climb up there and thorn with him. Actually, I'm going to call, I'm going to do exactly what I said. Me and, me and Razzle Razz are, or Dazzle Razz are going to fuck it, take that falling damage. I'm going to have, Dazzle Razz come over, face step us up and then I'm going to try thorn with him so that I only have to do one strength to over, face step us up, and then I'm gonna try Thor and Whip him so that I only have to do one strength

to try and whip him out. Amazing. Okay, yes. Yes. Dazzleraz dodges through the legs of this Warforge thing to get to you. I think he's gonna get an attack of opportunity on him if he leaves the threat and area of that

because we've kind of closed in on the legs and it has has reach so I don't know how it could get around him. Oh I see I see okay in that if that's the case I'm just gonna thorn with him then uh obviously it won't pull him out uh I'm just gonna do it just to do the damage to him. Cool. 19 plus 726. Okay that'll hit. Nice. And I hit him for three damage. Do you do you pull him in or anything? I mean I do. He's like locked in. Okay. I'm gonna close you ten feet closer but I think probably from this angle I wouldn't be able to sure That's where the fire is anyway. Yeah, and so he'll take the fire next turn anyways assuming he fails and then Dazzle Razz is gonna try to attack this thing again cool

23 to hit Cool that hits Seven damage. Okay. Once again, punch is him. The horse punches him. So like, cartoon kangaroo level. So yeah, your horse dazzle as cracks his knuckles and runs up in punches.

The war forage guy for six damage or seven damage? His hooves, yes. Cool. Anything else at your turn? That's all. So at the end of your turn, bubbles look kind of woozy now. He calls for help. What a loser.

You, please. The ritual can wait. And you see a Warforged drop down from the Godwalker and land on the platform next to him. He has no nipples. Yes. Oh. And he is.

I have a piece of your soul, motherfucker. I rattle my, I think. He's gonna try to get to Turbine. Interesting. He's gonna use his movement to get to you. So the 10 Barnabas, he calls down for help, and the familiar Warfort soldier that escaped from earlier jumps down, fully without nipples, lands in front of Turbine, and he's gonna take three attacks on you.

What? Whoa, what? Guys, too many attacks. That's what I think. Too many attacks. I wish you could shield someone. I rolled two Nat 20. What?

Oh! It's too late. It's too late. However he rolls concentration for the individual hits. Remember that. Okay, for the guy who has the ability that happens. Oh no. I'm in that 20.

Okay, hold on. First, let me, let me, uh, while you're doing, no. I'm in that 20. Okay, hold up. First, let me, while you're doing this, I just wanna be sure, you're not rolling with advantage or anything, right? You're just, you're just, no, but I was rolling three attacks. Okay.

And then, okay, and then you're just attacking. So I just have to try to block this, right? Yes, if you have an ability or something, that's a reaction that you can take, will shield help me out here I think that's mainly for magic, right? Not on a nat 20 and and that only adds so much to okay, so so what do I do?

I'm just gonna take this damage or is there something that I roll here? Well, it's really weird because on the first hit his ability went off So let me see real fast. I don't remember We learned it on the arc barn for now. Yes. I think he just I think he just told us that that was an ability. I do have like some lock points, but if I'm not rolling anything that's not going to help me. Can't you make someone else reroll with a lock point? I don't think not with not with the wait's's word here it says whenever you make an attack roll and ability check we're saving throw oh wait wait or when an attack roll is made against you

I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna I'm gonna see the fabric of the universe and I'm gonna be like no that's that's not how that's a attack should be and I'm just gonna sort of I'm gonna use my lock points and I'm gonna have you reroll those okay Okay, so you rolled two net 20s, you said? You can only, I don't know that you can use three luck points in a turn or multiple luck points. That's just sort of like a house rule thing just cause it is very, very broken. I will fair it up.

Okay. Hit me, Hit me! So the first attack is now a 19. Jesus. So that will hit. Yeah. Okay, he rolled an 8 on his die plus 3. So you take 11 damage. Oh. And then his second hit hits you.

And Polly morphs you into a willow whisper. Oh, now. Oh, the is the polymorphs. Okay, incredible. So first I'll take that 11. So that will bring me down to 26. All right, and then what happens with this polymorph? What's going on here? He just put it in the comments. Oh, that's a little beam of light. Or just like a little whizz.

The will of the whizz caught here all carry anything. I think, I mean, with that, I think concentration might be broken. No, why? And then is there any way to undo this, or am I just a will of the wisdom now? Roll an insight check. Sure. With my new stats? Yes.

Yeah. Let's see, this is, insight is under what stat intelligence. Yes. I think hold on. Hold on. No, you're right. You're right. It is wisdom. Okay. So you get a plus two These are not bad stats. Yeah, they're all right strength is not good. All right. So I'm rolling a D20. Oh, shit That is a two Oh shit, uh, that is a two. Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm a little, I'm a little dancing. You don't know what you are, you don't know what happened.

It's thing punched you and you turn into a little ball of light. Okay. Turn by. Is that you, your go through so many changes today? Is this your ripening? I make little tinkerbell noises. I don't want to throw around the word glow up too much, but... He misses you on a third attack with that, the haste fades and you all lose your next one.

Oh no! But Razzle-Daz doesn't, right? Dazzle-Raz does not. Yes. So that was the martial arts. Turbine, it is your turn now. Perfect. You are not sure what happened.

You got Jacked in the face and then the second one seemingly changed what you were entirely doing. Jacked in the face is truly cursed phrase Cool so What do you do cool? Can I can I make any other can I try to make another check to see if there's a way to To reverse this yeah make another inside check since it's your turn I assume I don't have any of my spells or abilities and stuff. I'm just a straight up will the whisper now, right? I believe great good just stuff. I'm just a street of will the whisper now, right? I believe so. Great. Good. Just making sure I'm not, you know, I can't dispel magic or anything. I mean, this is this smelly spell attack is pretty good.

All right, I rolled an 11 and it gets a plus two to wisdom, so that's 13. Okay. You feel like it's not necessarily a permanent transformation. You think that it will end at some point. Yeah, you still have your alignment and personality. What happened to all this clothing and stuff that just fall into the back of your couch? And my ring to the pile of the ground. Just a little light.

I actually also have to take out my trapper keeper and sketch this. Everyone can see my obelisk underwear that fell to the floor too. It's like Batman Underuse, but it's got a big ol' obelisk. Actually, sorry, the creature's gear does meld into its new floor. Okay. So it didn't all fall off. You saw it hang in the air for a second and then suck into the ball of light. So you are embarrassed.

I don't think you would know the exact reason for what are exact way to undo this. Okay. I just know that it's not necessarily permanent. Very, very good. That's fine. I'll just be a will of a whist for a turn. This is kind of fun. Um, I just give me a second. I have once again change characters completely in the little game And I need to reorient myself get it together All right, all right I can either just turn invisible and keep trying to figure out how to how to had a reverse this or I can just zap this guy Or they said if you zap this guy there might be I don't know how this works But there might be some form of concentration that he is required. Sure. But he's probably more of a concentration spell.

So he would hit him. It's possible it would hurt his concentration. Sure. Like if he dies, maybe it would. Right. Especially lightning damage. Yeah. Alright, I'll try to shock this guy.

So that is, and let's see, type plus four to hit, reach five feet, one creature, hit nine, this is all, this is like, look at that, okay, so sorry, I'm rolling a D20 here, right? With a plus four to hit. Yes, okay, mother, fucker, does an 11 hit? No way. Go on, he's like, it's like dodging a lightning bug Very good Then with the rest I mean he'll get an attack of opportunity on me, but I guess I'm going to

I'm going to just I'll float over to the control panel who gives a shit Let's see it. What's my my speed? Oh, I got 50 feet. I'm faster now than I was before. Uh, uh, uh, or you know what, even fuck it. I'm gonna fly up to the Bubbles platform. And, uh, I'll just plan on, on zapping him up there for a little while. He can't, he can't, it's probably gonna be pretty hard for him to touch me if I'm up there and throw me around and try, because I can fly. So I'm gonna fly like basically behind Bubbles and throw me around and try to fly. So I'm going to fly like basically

behind bubbles and like float around behind. Float around behind bubbles. Yeah I'll just take the attack of opportunity for them. He misses. Good. What do you mean create again and just turn you into something else? I know. Accidentally turn you back. So turbine horrible, horribly confusing game, horribly confusing last eight seconds or so. It's just been like, I turned you into a willowisp and clearly didn't understand the implications of what it was doing. I, the supply technology, I did not have time to remove it from me. Wow.

And today I became a wife and turbine became a whisp After your turn I must float I must float that is my goal in life is to float I forgot his turn last time so he's gonna go now Mops gonna run up to the to the martial arts adept and say you created me now Now I shall end you and take his attack on him. He hits. Okay. Kill your father. And he's gonna flurry of blows too. Not one. Since we're married, does he get my halfling bonus so that he can rule one's? I don't.

You hear music just blasting in his ears. Four. Oh, cool. He hits it for seven damage. At the end of his turn, it's not Barnabas' turn. Can he, and now, before he takes damage, you can move out of it, right? Before he takes damage, you can move out of it, right? Before he takes damage, yeah.

Okay, he's going to unplug himself from the demigod walker and try to like jump to the next platform. Wait, arenebises? Yes. Do I get an attack of opportunity up from him? Cause I'm hanging out by him. Oh Yeah, you're nasty little I love only to float

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I did it. I did it. I't think so I don't think I can it's very funny though okay so I'm gonna roll 2d8 instead of just doing the flat 10 because that's more fun it's 2 2D? It's 2D8. To have. To have. That's not good. That's three damage. Three lightning damage.

To have. To have. To have. I'm a risky dead body. I essentially use that. Yeah. Little static shot. Bubbles is like, yeah.

What the hell? And jumps off to the next platform with escaping the fire. I love to float. Who all is near the demigod walker? and jumps off to the next platform when escaping the fire. I love to float. Who all is near the demigod walker? I don't know. I am right, so I hit it at the end of my last thing. Yes.

I'm assuming I'm somewhere up in a mix. Oh, maybe I was thrown to get some. You got thrown to that walk. So you're like, you're like 20 feet away, I would say. Cool. And Rysal that is. And Dazzle right? So you're like you're like 20 feet away, I would say cool cool and rise all that And dazzle and dazzle Cool, oh he's not doing too hot, okay, so he's going to he looks forward at

dazzle res Astrid and I think if you guys are surrounding well, yeah, I think you would hit Turbine as well with this Okay, I turbines up in the isn't turbine up in the I'm floating up in the platform up by where I'm I don't you tell me where the distance is but I'm floating like up where Bubbles used to be a moment ago. Okay cool. So he's jumped down from there. I think he can hit both Astrid and dazzle Razz with. And he's gonna look at you guys. He puts his little hands to his brain and focuses and you feel like the the air waves in front of you make

an intelligence saving throw. Oh, I'm not very smart. I rolled a four. That's an eight for dazzling. That's one. OK. You both take 12 points of damage. His brain in a jar is cracking. It's really fucked up. But he's maybe panicked at this point. And he uses a mind blast on you guys.

Okay. You both take 12 points of damage and you're stunned. What kind of damage is it? This is psychic energy. Okay, so I take that. You know, it's not terrible to be stunned though, because you were arguing and lose a turn from haste. Yes, I'm already, it's he kind of duped up.

I'm just really, so tired. My nose is bleeding from all of the haste that I took. You're liking that movie with Bradley Cooper? Yes. Limitless or even in the surf song? Well, I really see when she starts. Wow, she's using 100% of her brain. Yeah.

So yeah, you both take 12 points of damage and you're both stunned for a minute. And a creature can repeat their same things at the end of each turn. Yeah, that's the end of his turn. It looks like something, him detaching from the robot has done something to it. Like it seems like it's like kind of rattling more.

Like something is, he had to sacrifice something to do this. Cool, and we're back at the top of the order. It's Astrid's turn. I lose my turn from haste. So I don't do anything. I think all that you just make the saving throw just to see if you're stunned. That's a nine.

Okay, you're still stunned. I'm, she's not smart. She has a plus zero. God bless her. She's great, but she ain't smart. She's cute. She ain't smart. Okay. Now we are back to the demigod walker. He's kind of shuddering like an engine that got fucked up. He is going to make a check. Okay, he passes. He's going to make a check. Okay, he passes. He's gonna go up to Astrid. Mm-hmm.

And he's going to take an axe attack on Astrid. Uh, with advantage, I think, because you're stunned. Duh! Okay, that hits. Uh, you take... You're going to take 19 points of image. If I were to willow the whiz, I could really help with all this. And then he's going to take attack on dazzle rats.

Oh no! Yes. With his hammer fist. And that's gonna heal. And that's gonna heal. And that's gonna heal. And that's gonna heal. And that's gonna heal. and that's gonna He lies because I couldn't do anything this turn my rage also ends Okay, very fun very cool and then the second attack also hits Dazzle Razz for 19 damage No, did he take damage earlier? Oh shit. He did. So dazzleraz falls to the ground. That's the end of the war forged Titans turn Brenda Lisbeth, it's your turn now. So I presumably can't do anything right because I'm yeah, yeah, okay

And so Brenda was a bit watches and horror as her friends get struck by this large hulking robot. Next up is the martial arts adept. He's going to take three tax on mop. Are you going to make me a widow? What is mop going to turn into? Did you just to use polymorph mop? Yeah.

Join me, my wispy brethren. Come, we will live free as lights in the sky. Look at this random polymorph table again. Nippelist, a war forge Robot comes up to mop and is like, all right, let's do this. Let's have a classic martial arts fight and punches him and immediately turns him into a flying man-to-array aberration thing that's flapping.

It's like horrible, like dark wings. Has it's like little, like, you know, the face that's supposed to be skimming sand. It's like looking up at you and like my husband His headphones fall out of his ears Yeah, so he is that and then he's gonna take two more attacks

Jesus Christ this game's weird so He hit some twice. He hit some for 21 points of damage as mop is just floating as this strange thing. That's the end of that thing, Stern. Everybody... Now it is mop's turn. He's just going to totally lost track of the order here. He had a weird... He had his first turn missed, so...

Yeah, he's just going to bite and whip with his floating, you know, man to retail at this thing. Okay, he hits once. Okay, so eight damage to our other friend. Yeah, he passes the concentration. Okay, that's the end of that turn. At the top of the order. Here's the question. If he's doing concentration checks, can he have two. Oh, that's true. How many morphs going? That's a good question. Yeah. Technically, after this guy got

turned into a cloaker, the polymorph spell drops from turbine. Turbine, look at Dexjack to catch these. I am floating in the air. Yeah. Ah. Ah. Ah. That's cool. That's all right.

Um, now I, do I have advantage on Dexjacks from my little magnet boots? Yeah, right. Yeah, if you're like near metal stuff, that would, that would work. All right, let's try this. All right, we're definitely gonna take that advantage. That is a not 20.

Whoa! So Turbine does a gainer onto the platform. Does somehow a backflip that defies gravity and plants his legs on onto that platform? Or wherever you wanna go with the net 20 really. That makes the most sense. I'll follow the DM. That's that's fine. Very, very funny to imagine. Transforming out of a will of the woods, but doing it back up with it. Like, yeah, yeah.

Who am I? Cool. I don't know whose turn it is. That was, that not on my turn. Oh, yeah, that was not your turn. Astrid is your turn now You're still still studying I just get to roll I rolled it to Astrid not good at dealing with any kind of distractions Okay, so the Warforge Titan's going to take an attack on Astrid with the bandage. He hits. That is 17 points of damage. I'm at 8 hit points currently.

Okey dokey. Alright, so he's going to take an attack on Astrid. He actually might miss. Hold on. My AC is 17. Yeah, he rolls a 16 on a second attack. Yeah, baby. So somehow he misses.

And he's going to make a check. That's cocked. He starts shuttering and you feel like he's something is shutting down within him. And he probably won't be able to do this for much longer. Okay, that is the end of his turn.ino Lisbeth, it's your turn. Okay. We have a healing potion, right? Yes, I have a healing potion. Can I grab the healing potion from Astrid? Use my action to give it to Astrid and then bonus action, healing word,

dazzle rasp back up. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Great. Okay. So I give the, I give the, um, potion to dazzleraz rolled poorly for it, but dazzleraz got four hit points and then, uh, 13 hit points to Astrid. And then dazzleraz, I'm going to tell him to go after this fucking monk, the war for it. Okay. So dazzleraz wakes up and goes father 15 does a 15 hit 15 does not hit that's fine. You're up. That's all that matters. I'm gonna turn you into a person. You said dazzleraz is gonna stay next to the martial arts adept is that the the war forage guy? Yeah cool So that's the end of that turn the martial arts adept. Is that the War forge guy? Yeah. Cool. So that's the end of that turn.

The martial arts adept is gonna look at this hideous creature that it made in the cloaker in front of a intake, three attacks on him. My husband. I think that's three hits. So, okay. That's him for 23. All right, he's still looking pretty healthy

in this new form, because he has the AHV of that. He's just punching a Mantare, which looks really uncomfortable. Like uncomfortable. Uncomfortable? Wet flaps. It reacts as if it's like underwater. You've got hit.

That's the end of the martial arts adept turn. At turbine, it is now your turn. Cool. Bubbles is like a real hurt. I'm not near him, right? Cause he, I'm on top of the thing, but he's, how far away is, where is Bubbles? I don't even know.

You're not like punching distance, but you're close. Okay. Cool. He's on a different platform. Okay, cool. I think what I'm gonna do, unless let's like, sight lines are all fucked, tell me if I can't do this. And then what I'm gonna do is I'm going to quicken spell

and cast, so use a bonus action to cast aid on Brenda Elizabeth Astrid and Dazzleraz. And then using my regular action, I'm gonna chromatic orb. You can't cast two spells. You can only use quicken spell. Oh, man. That's what cast two spells. You can only use quick and simple mana. That's what cantrips are. You're allowed to double up on cantrips. That's why when I had haste,

I did regular spell on the cantrip. Got it. Okay, well, I've got some damaging cantrips. I'll just use a cantrip instead of my chromatic orb. Unless I can see him and stuff. I assume he's within 120. You can see him for sure. Okay, cool, I'll do that.

So I'm using my last two sorcery points, two cast, aid at a third level, that'll be my last third level slot. Wow. And that gives to Brent Elizabeth, Astrid, and Dazzleraz, each you all get your hit point maximum and your current hit points increase by 10. Great.

Yeah, baby. Nice. Thank you, Turbide. Whoa, you're back. You're back. I think I was happy. I think it was happier as a glowing light. I need to think about some stuff. I've been through a lot today. I'm going to use my can trip. I'm going to use, let's do fire bolts. I'm going to fire bolts, uh, great bubbles. So that is 16, 16 hits. Nice. Yeah. This has been a bad day for me to find fire. That is 12 they found my one weakness fire. That is 12 fire damage. 12 fire damage. Turbine, you hit bubbles in the face with a fireball. It shatters the glass and starts burning his

his his brain. He starts flailing around trying to bat out the flames on his actual brain. It's like making his body sort of short circuit as he touches his own brain, his arms move and we are directions. But before he falls to the ground dead, he says, The gilded will never be stopped. And drops. And flamed in the brain. And flamed in the brain. This is your brain on drugs. Okay, so that was his turn and he's dead.

The cloaker is gonna take two attacks, hits our guy one more time for 17 damage. The martial arts adept is pretty fucked up too, but we're going back to the top of the order It's Astrid. I don't think you're stunned anymore if he's dead. Sick. Do I get the impression that destroying the control panel will end something? We'll do something? It seems like destroying it might be... It's a very massive response. I'll be like, I got to smash it. I don't know what to tell you. That's all I do.

Might over-reason. He's in a really bad way. He's left. Just the monster guy. The demigod walker aka the warforged time. It's like kind of lumbering around and then there's the warforged monk. Okay, then I'll attack the war forged monk. Why not?

I'm not raging. He's a little further away from you. You can probably get to him this turn. Yeah, my movement is still 35. So. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's probably enough. So you get closer, you get closer distance. Great. Does a 15 hit.

A 15 does not hit. Okay, oh, I get a second attack, but also misses. So that was nice. That was nice. Okay. Great, I get second attack, but also misses. So that was nice. Okay. Great. All right. So that was that was my turn. We are not rolling rolling. We're not rolling. I do have this. You guys started so strong. And it's just going to fall in a part like a hundred and I just I just burnt all of my energy in that first round. And then. Hey, he makes waste, you know, guys. Don't be cool, all right? Yeah.

Don't do drugs. The demigod walker is like shuddering as it walks. It's going to take an attack on Brindle Elizabeth. Does a 18 hit? It does. I have to fuck it all shield. Oh, okay. So that misses. And then he he's gonna take another attack on you

I guess okay, okay, it does a 25 hit a 25 yeah, it does yeah, okay, so he's going to hit you for That would be 18 points of damage. Okay, oh Brindle Elizabeth smiles as like a little bit of glitter drips from the side of her mouth like blood The demigod walker just is shuddering and just goes disgusting and drops over to the side dead Am I on the demigod walker? Yes, do I take make a dex check? Oh, yeah, you have advantage on dex checks because of yours Yeah, my little My little magnet boots. That is. First one is 15.

Second one is. Also a 15. Okay. I think you make a running land, but you sort of trip as well and fall over. It's pretty negligible. It just wasn't cool. Cool. Yeah, so that guys over. It's pretty negligible. It just wasn't cool. Cool

Yeah, so that guys down Warforged Titans down Brenda Elizabeth, it's your turn. You guys look up the only guy there is your nipple list friend Who's a little like wait, what am I? The war forage is totally done. I don't have to worry about the war forage. All right Brenda Elizabeth is going to say get away from my husband and guiding bolt the Warforged Alright Brenda Elizabeth is going to say get away from my husband and guiding bolt via Warforged the Nippolas Warforged And he's a fucking three fuck me

God I don't think I'm like hit with it. Okay, but also Dasal Razz is gonna make an attack on this nipple-less guy. That's another three. We're all whiffing on this guy. Uh, he's like kind of like, he's like juking and like running, he's like kind of cornered by a bunch of animals and having a bad time. Let's see. Yeah.

He's gonna, he's looking around. It's his. Yeah. He's looking around. It's his turn now. He's going to take a... He's going to take a dodge action. He's going to run. Oh my god! He just starts sprinting away. Turbine, it's your turn.

Oh, fuck this guy. Wait, can't be way if he sprinted away. Oh, he took a dodge action, sorry. The Opal is glowing red. The eyes of the or forged god walker are starting to slowly glow. OK. As much as I'd love to take revenge on the Nippleless guy,

I'm very concerned about this awakening god. So can I reach the, can get to the the control panel? How far away is it from me? Yes, I think you can get there in there. Okay. Absolutely. Early Rose for the fact that he ran away. This guy's like the actual calculations to run. The second time this guy's run away from us. The actual calculations to Rod. The second time this guy is run away from us.

It's fucking talent. Okay, so I'm going to go over to the control panel and can I investigate it or something to look at it to see if I can figure out if there's some way to shut off this whole like God transportation thing going on? Nick, a charisma check or whenever it's higher for your investigation, my charisma is going to be much higher. So I'll just do a flat charisma check or whenever is higher for your investigation my charisma is going to be much higher So I'll just do a flat charisma check here. That's a net 20

Yes Take your turbine This all makes sense you you're seeing the matrix in these panels in front of you There's a bunch of like weird levers and things that at first glance, if you were a normal person, you're like, I don't know at all what to press, but you're of the clockwork soul now. That makes sense. So you see this, and you see that one of these,

kind of like, you know how like a sound mixer has all those that you have to go up and down. One is cranked all the way to red, and then there's a white at the bottom. Someone moved this to red. I put on some headphones, but I leave one of the cans off, just like I can kinda hear, and I turn the red panel down to white.

Turbans in the fucking studio now. Just fucking mixing up. Yeah, that sounds great. Fuck yeah. There's something a little off of this mix, so you turn it all the way to the white, and as you do that, the opal itself loses its red glow and instead gains this sort of white moon,

like full moon-esque glow, the glow that Astrid would recognize from the painting in her father's bar. And as it does that, you see the charge reverse and all of the wires and all of the warforged that were seemingly jump starting, whatever was happened, get the charge reversed onto them. And as you flip that, all of their heads start exploding. But they, they, they, they, you see all these warforged

just like kind of start shaking with the energy of the the opal and All you look out and see a sea of these warfords soldiers And until all of them are just husks on the And then one last thing here how far away is is the Nippeldisk guy for me? Now from you, he's like 90 feet away. Okay, all right, all right. I thought I might. Oh he's 90 feet away. Well, because I, I would. I have to keep going through initiative that because I have 120 feet. Try and get up with Kiting Bowl. I thought I'd maybe, maybe, uh, miss the step over there and, and get in his way,

but I, that's too far for miss the step. So I. So I think that's all I can do, which is fine, because I made about your robots explode, so that will be it for me. Astrid, it's... Yeah, I'm gonna try shooting at this guy. He turned, so this is just running down out of the city. Yeah, I have to roll with this. Fuck.

Fuck, because he's more than 80 feet away. Oh, uh, yeah. Oh, wait, sorry. Astrid, I noticed your posture is a little off and I use my clockwork sorcery to get rid of that disadvantage. Great. By restore balance. Fuck. I've rolled a fight, so I got to...

Like, it clings on a building and kind of like like, two as laughter is like, is that a meme? Or it just keeps running? You've got to go fat. I bring a list with it, you're sure. It's still 90 feet away. And I hit once this entire fight for like six damage. Okay, does it 17? Let's see, let's see it.

Uh, yes. It does! It's just a two with it. Okay, I it 17? Let's see, let's see it. Uh, yes. It does! Okay, I'll take it. And this is a guiding boat, not a regular arrow, right? Guiding boat, yeah. Okay. 11 damage, 11 radiant damage.

And Aira thuds into his shoulder and he keeps running. He's like, talk! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha mom? Mom's getting a talk of opportunity on it, but he even, I know he does, he does. He does. Yeah. Wow, damn, yeah. I'm kinda out before him. Okay, with that, after him, the martial arts adapt and dives into a tunnel and

escapes arrow deep in a shoulder, and with that, that's the end of the combat. You guys are out of combat. You've defeated the Tend Barnumus, all the more forged or dead around you. What a week, huh? What around you. What a week, huh? What a week. What a week. Can I sneak a peek of this big ass opal? Yeah, I mean, it's like, it's basically like the dome

of a big building. Wow. I hug it. As you hug the opal, you hear like, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, like kind of like a distant hammering and you see a beam of light protrude from the side of a cavern. A bunch of dwarves and gnomes and half-lings start spilling in. Raiders mom and the rest of the doors. They've finally breached the city of Vermeer. It took them years and years and years, but they finally got it.

I did it. I defeated the bad guys. Me, Astrid stopped on it. What are the bad guys again? What happened? I very like magnetimously float up behind Astrid. Yes, Astrid was very brave today Yes, I Stread did everything

But again the two goons would just say yeah Yeah, you did that Everyone starts Y'all like Everyone starts yawning. Ah, strict. Ah, strict. Ah, strict. Ah, strict.

And with that, we'll go into, like, yeah, the rest of the day is spent celebrating the return to this great city. To the hotel, cucumber sandwiches for everyone. Your dad's like, ah, but you have to pay, though. It's not for me. That's not for me. And my dad. Ah. I'll never find out. I'll never find out. Your dad's like, ah, but you have to pay though Later in the day you all go to starburn manner and have cucumber sandwiches with your families all

Brinnellis with all eight of your grandparents are there pink box raider everyone is like mostly celebratory, but confused as to what happened. The obelisk is still standing upright, but after the polarity got reversed in whatever this ritual was, it has started to tarnish and in spots it started to rust. And so whatever magic was keeping this together is starting to fade.

Can I try to fix it? Sure. Sure. It might be a task for another day. All right, well, at least get a little scrub brush. Maybe tradix, hey, tradix, does that crystal that you showed us the story of your life with? Did it capture anything that we did in there?

Because maybe we could just show it to the town. It's actually sort of a very similar to it. It actually, they're not actually, it's not like there were cameras there. It's just sort of capturing the stories and presiding. Okay, so we'll look at it. Sort of like animates them if you will. Okay, I see, I see.

Well, I think first things first, I go up to mop, and I say, I know that we got married, but I think it just, I don't really feel it. But I also grew up in a household that divorces, like, not taboo. So can we get it in the water? I think technically since it's not consummated you can get an enelman. I don't know what that means. Yes please enel this enel this. That was that was that was the voice of Dazzle rest. Just overly invested in the

texture. You have to annul this. Why? Because, uh, dazzle rest, this, this obsession with friend Elizabeth's chastity is really weird. You can't hear me. Like, I can't hear you. I get that you want this to be annul. You can't

fucking hear me. Okay. Shut up, kid. Think you're telling me I can't hear him. So I guess I can't. Mop is also like, yeah, I have, Shut up, kid. He keeps telling me I can't hear him. So I guess I can. Yeah. Mop is also like, yeah, I have, I've taken no steps forward in any process of this. So yes, I would love to take a step back. Hello.

You're taking the divorce really well, but so did all my grandparents. So maybe someday we'll cohabitate with our new partners. He's turned back into a little van and he's riding away. There he is. Part van, part man, part man array. A van array. A van array, van array.

So this is literally the later the next day. It hasn't been that much time. The town is picking itself up from the original hunt for the modrens that are now just kind of floating around friendly. They're not like on they were never on the side of the at-ten Barnabas. That's going to be a different tourism. Mayor is like yeah maybe we could do that. Um, Dazzleraz, don't you have a family? Are you on Dazzleraz's back? Hellways. As you say this, Dazzleraz's eyes turn purple and he looks up into the north and goes the call and starts galloping away.

That's how she would have wanted to go. Rendo, Elizabeth assumes this is absolutely a destiny and just tucks into Dazzleraz's long curly hair. has this long curly hair. Asterid, Turban UC, parentalism just gallops straight into the distance. I saw a motorcycle type situation. My little car, and it's kind of more like a wacky Dr. Seuss type car. I don't know.

It's going to, some guy, some, uh, no, I'm coming, I'm just like, is anybody seen my horse? I tell him that the horse is in a better place, which is true. Warves are coming up to Astrid giving her a little, sort of a new type of daily present. They are giving presents to their new queen

because she wields the iron comment. I said, thank you. Well more presents at them to the pile. Ooh that one's quite big. I'm shaking all of these presents but not opening them. This is right. The world is as if it's been in the green. I put a present in front of the person that got it for you. I'm just shaking them and feeling and trying to figure it out.

I look at the quarterly of the universe, and I see that all the lines are very straight. Everything is as it should be. It's orderly and good. I stroke it a little bit. Turban, can you make a deck saving for me? Sure. Not with advantage, because you're not in any metal.

Yes. 19. Yes. 19. Wow. You slip on a band appeal but you maintain. That's movable in the art. Yay! Thank you for sticking through this longer than normal episode. It's great.

And thanks so much for getting the podcast started on such a great foot. It's a delight. Thank you, Zach. I mean, it's really kind of like a flume ride. You let us on. Yeah. A big, big climax at the end and then very pleasant otherwise. A real, a universal Jurassic Park ride.

Mm-hmm. We were scared, we were thrilled. We got kind of soaked. Yeah. Or like a lazy river, but more exciting. Yes. The ease of a lazy river with the fog of the Jurassic Park. Like a kind of hardworking river.

Sure. Yeah. Yeah. A 4D despicable me group experience with that. Sure. Yeah. A 4D despicable me group experiences that I think we all enjoyed. Multiple senses. All our senses were divided. Yeah. And I'll be the papaya.

Teriyaki. Wow. With just as much sense as we've ever been, always so far. for the last time of this arc of the campaign. Uh, that's... Thank you. Oh! And we have an arc bark, but so we'll... So you'll have to clear our stupid voices one more time.

Yeah. Fucking stupid fucking voices. Alright, see you to get Thank you. you