Not Another D&D Podcast - Trinyvale Two-Shot: Merry Metal Mayhem - Pt. 2

Episode Date: December 17, 2021

Welcome back to Mobius! Lead by Boombox the Rat, the Trinyvale Triplettes (and also Sonic I guess) delve deeper into Metal City in search of their missing robotic friend Keychain. Jens outfoxes a bot, Onyx nurtures Nuffin, and Nyack commits the perfect slime as the Merry Metal Mayhem saga comes to its QUILLING conclusion. Happy Hedgehoglidays everybody! CREDITS Sound Design, Engineering & Post Production by Daniel Ramos (@Schubirds on Twitter & @Dr.Schubird on IG) Inspiration for this story provided by "Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook #1: Metal City Mayhem" by James Wallis MUSIC "Trinyvale Intro and Outro" by Emily Axford" Make A Choice" by Hefka" Blitzkrieg" by Hefka" Castle of Delusion" by Hefka" Child of Nothing" by Hefka "The Shard" by Emily Axford “City in the Clouds” by Emily Axford “Where the Mountain Meets the Sky” by Emily Axford See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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See ya! This is a head gum podcast. Welcome to Trinavale. Trinavale. We wish you a Merry Critter Mus, we wish you a Merry Critter Mus, we wish you a Merry Critter Mus and a Oh! Oh! Yes! Oh, great! The last time I said that, the better it got actually. That was, it aged like a fine wine. A fine blue wine. That's right, friends.

This week in Trinneville, we return to Mobius for part two of our Sonic the Hedgehog Metal City Mayhem Spectacular. Oh! I am, of course, your dungeon master, aka, dunkel-cow-ball-bultanner and I am joined by Brian Murphy.

I've got long ears and I'm having a hockey blue year, Jensselindel. Oh, there we go. Emily Axford, feeling bold when I get around gold on the Xlumiar. Lovely, lovely, and so much gold you have. And last but not least, the silver to your gold. The silver back, that's right. Carol's he sings with a bag full of rings. Ah.

The red floor. Beautiful. It's put me back in the Hedgehog Lid-Ace spirit. My quills are up for sure, and I'm so excited to continue this adventure. But first, before we do that, how about a quick recap? Yes. Let's do it. Okay, here we go.

When last we met, you three had accepted an invitation from your robot pal Keachane to join him for a critter must feast in the pocket dimension known as Mobius. A place where critters, humans, and robots coexist peacefully. However, when you arrived, it seemed that the delicate piece had been shattered. For instead of a feast, you found a bonfire of despair. After searching the remains, Onyx disguised herself as the deceased pig-man, Porker Harris. And soon after, you three were accosted by a speedy hedgehog by the name of Sonic. After some aggressive introductions, Sonic explained that the mad scientist Dr. Robotnik

was up to his old tricks and that all of Sonic's critter friends had been kidnapped. After some brief reconnaissance, you found the place they had been taken, a large mechanical metropolis called Metal City. Sonic posited that Robotnik might be planning on using the power of the chaos Emerald to take over all of Mobius in some way or another. And so, motivated by your desire to steal the Emerald and also yell at your friend Keychain

for inviting you to a bad party, you took off towards the city. Once there, you encounter Tails the Fox, Sonic's little chum, battling a group of silver badnik robots. After a quick lightning blast from Jins, you dispatch the droids, collect their cartridges and make your way into the city.

Once inside, Jins befriended a small robot who you named Jins Senior, while Onyx and Nyak kept their eyes peeled for ATM machines and four star hotels. Unfortunately, the only thing you found instead was an army of silver badniks and their commander, a large golden robot. In Ticed by the robot's gold plating, you battled the bots and managed to defeat the golden droid. Nyak bravely hid from sight and Onyx used mass suggestion to turn the droids on Robotnik and begin a robot revolution. No, I just specified that they bring the emerald to the chaos emerald to us. They took some creative liberties for sure.

I just wanted to make sure. The emerald is the root of all problems. It came across that I was being selfish. If we remove the emerald, everything will all on society, it can be put right. Okay, you know, I am, I merely pitched the idea, you write the story. Yeah, that's what you get out of it, sure. Elsewhere in Metal City, a bunch of silver robots are painting giant, Shaguvaro style pictures of Onyx on the left.

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who is wearing bits of mechanical parts and robot shell on his body and it skitters towards you. That was a close call, but if you guys run a survive a second Ah, that was a close call. But if you guys run a survive a second longer, you gotta come with me. Are we gonna end up looking like you? Ha ha ha ha. Only if you want to, brother.

My name's Boombox, the Steel Plated Rat, and I'm the best chance you've got to survive in this crazy place. Happy head chocolate days, everyone. Happy head chocolate days everyone He's As always I look to Jen's to leave the way, okay, um Papa. Yes, I do you know this boombox character? Hmm, I will have Jen senior do another History check boombox also do you know Keychain?

We are looking for Keychain. Yeah, and Boombox, do you know Porcar? That's also... That's Porcar right here. Boombox, do you know? It's me, Porcar. Me, Porcar. We may or may not be best friends.

Hey, how's it going? I don't know any of you, fuckers. Oh, okay. All right, great. I've been living in this city for years and then all of a sudden, Robotnik moves in and changes the whole thing around. So I had to escape underground with my girlfriend, Dancer.

Do you know where the hot tubs are? The hot tubs? Yeah, I mean, there's a cartridge factory where they make the cartridges and that's got a big tub in it, but it's pretty high. I don't know if you'd want to like swim in it. Right. So I think the swim in it. Right. So Alex, the answer was no.

Yeah. What about a hotel with less of complimentary things? Yeah, well, just a hotel. A hotel is fine. There's a Marriott Bonvoy, but unfortunately they have a Bonvoy. They got a Bonvoy. But here's the thing, this is how fucked up that Robotnik is. He just put a bunch of gears and pull these in the bond voice

So there's no room to sleep in your bed now. Is there a shower? Yeah, but the shower is just spilling hot oil everywhere and also it's electrified The center yet there is a business center. Okay, the business center is fine. Thank God. Thank God. I need to print something Did Sonic die is he down here? You see Sonic is in the corner curled up in a ball kind of rocking back and forth and going like I couldn't even tell I thought that was my little buddy, but it was rebotnicking disguise. Yeah, I don't know anything Who am I you don't know anything good call you know porkers sniffed it out of fucking You know, porkers sniffed it out of fucking... Yeah.

Right away, and you didn't say anything. I thought porkers was dead. I didn't even trust porkers. I don't know who to trust. Okay, well, you can definitely trust me. I don't know if I can trust you. It's kind of where I think all of us are landing. You know what?

Boombox, I like your style. I'm gonna follow you into the cave. I follow Jen, so. Yeah, I'll follow Jen senior anywhere then did you fart cuz it smells like eggs in here Like you can just say it. No, that's just the residual stink from robot Nick. Oh Unfortunately, he farted when I when I farted smells much worse Okay, all right take, take us to your leader. I don't know. I'm my only, I'm my own man.

Take us to your girlfriend. That's what I was about to explain. Take us into the goddamn cave. Take us to your girlfriend. She sounds beautiful. She sounds super cool. Oh, she is. Heaven wrapped in a rat. She, she lives in tunnels. That's my like shit. Does she know porker?

We don't know pork. We don't know you fuckers. We lived in this city until it got turned over and the robot sitting Maybe she's about to know this is so this is a whole separate thing Sonic and boombox. He has our friends what you think that all critters are friends? That's not what I'm saying. Yeah. You're putting words in his mouth. Yeah, I, I, I, Parker, a gritter. I've, I've absolutely agree. You're putting words in his mouth.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Um, you do see that, uh, Jin senior does a scan of Boombox and says, Oh, yes, there have been wanted posters up around town for this creature, Erat, who disguises himself as a robot in order to sneak around and steal things. Oh, like you said,

you stole stuff. Yeah, if we knew you stole stuff, I'm a scavenger, I like to steal things to survive. Do you have anything worthwhile? I'd love to pick through your stash. Yeah, could we look at what you've stole? You want to see my trash dish? Oh, it's Stuff that we could barter or trade it unless it's actually trash not especially but I'm assuming that you're selling yourself short

One man's trash is another man's treasure one man's trash is another man's treasure one red trash is another red pleasure as they say I Don't want to see I feel like you're just gonna have a swatch you Make love to your girlfriend or something I'm just gonna watch that yeah for sure on it sits down ready to If it's a sex show yes some tapes if you want to see them But unfortunately we left them in the Marriott Bonvoy and they've been crushed.

We have to get in there. If there's porn, hot tubs, and a business center in there, I don't know what the hell we're waiting for. There's nothing we love more than porn. You see, Morgan and friends. Sometimes they're one of the same. Boombox looks into the middle distance and says,

Dancer and I were in the Mary Ott Bonvoy in the business center trying to burn CDs of our homemade porn. And that's when the robots came. Oh, sorry. Did you live in the hotel or did you not have a printer? It was an extended stay bond boy. Accented stay bond. It's almost done heard of. They wouldn't make a signature hotel and extended stay. You were burning it for. You know, in a business center.

Accented stay mario at bond boy. Boom box, I absolutely love your style. Bring us to your porn stash. I'll show you mine. I bust out my my vintage pornography. That guy has a roller suitcase full of Jens' vintage porn pornography. And this is only a small fraction of it.

Yeah, I leave it through. Oh, this stuff is crispy. So Boombox leads you down the tunnel that he emerged from. It winds around for a bit and I try and like close the door before Sonic follows us because boom box is like Cooler wait no one coming I can still help Tells is gotta be somewhere we gotta save him Also, it's a tunnel. I don't think it has a door. Yeah. Oh, you made one, you made a door.

I'm sure Tails is still alive. I am. She's gonna look at Alex and Niac. Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. Porker, porker, you know Tails. Of course there's a smile. Yeah, but now I also know Boombox, and I'm like actually Tails who, Boombox, you know. If boom box if they if they spared pork or they definitely spared tails like smile weekly

You know there's a chance that dancer and and tails might be in the same location I think they were taking all of the imprisoned critters to be roboticized So if we head over there then I think we might have a chance to save them all right boom box Okay, boom box your girlfriend was Boombox. Your girlfriend was kidnapped? Yeah, she was kidnapped from the business center. Boombox, we will follow you to hell. Boombox, absolutely. Come Papa.

We will follow you to exactly where we are, which is definitely already hell. Yes. I think you were amateur porn again in no time. Thank you, friends. Thank you so much. It does a group hug with you and then you go. I add you to Sonic.

I add you to Sonic. I add you to Sonic. Sorry. You're under his brand, Sonic. I think, what the fuck? If you need us, we can help you direct some films. We've seen a lot of friends and we could, I think come up with some really plot-heavy pornography.

We mostly do stills, but I up with some really plot-heavy pornography. We mostly do stills. Yeah. But I do like the plot-heavy stuff. Yeah, a lot of plot. I like to do that. I like a thinking man's porn. Trinstagram is like really pure-at-enternical, but I put stuff, I put emoji over the parts. We could start a tronely fans.

Oh my god. Um, so, Boombox leads you down this long tunnel. You can see that like, with the combination of the metal carapace over his head and also his rat teeth, he's like being able to like, gnaw little nasty tunnels throughout the underbelly of metal city. Boombox, these tunnels are nasty. You created all of this? Yeah, just, I just chomped through the metal. What with my robot, carapace, and my super strong teeth? You are an architect.

Why don't you use a shovel? A shovel wouldn't do a trick. Here, give me one of those rings. I'll just bite it in there. No! No! No! What?

I slapped him. I was going to offer you a job to do architecture on our mansion. Boombox, we loved you and you ate one of our rents. You're gonna need to make up for this. You're gonna have to give me your Mary-Op. Bond-Voy points to make up for that. Take us, all right.

You know, take us through your weird little rat maze. Sorry, I was just, I was excited about having no friends. You know what, I think I might have something to replace it in my trash dash. Why didn't you say that? Okay, let's go. Follow Boombox to his trash dash. Um, and he starts digging around in one corner, looking for something specific. But as he's doing that, he says, make yourselves at home. Um, there's a big pile of junk over there that I've collected throughout the city. If it'll help you on your journey, the rescue of this key chain fella,

then by all means, go for it. Wow, so generous, I dive in. Why doesn't everybody roll me a D6? I got a six. I got a four. I also got a six. Oh, interesting. So Onyx with a four.

Yes. You find some pre-tued Butterfinger babies. Oh. Ha ha. I, uh, that's so fucking disgusting. I just say. Are you sure that's what that is? I've been surviving off those for months.

Good, I didn't pass it. It's just a two-barter friend. Two friends. There it is. Yeah, they are dense, but those are also disgusting. Yeah. And by both rolling a six, you both put your hands on a beautiful carved ivory comb, like something you would use to run through your hair

or your mullet or your m hair. Oh, your mullet. Or your mullet. Or your mullet. Okay. Yeah, I'm not going to run anything through my hair that's Boombox ran through his hair. So what's mine is yours brother. That belonged to my mother, Vick Trolla.

How dare you. There are definitely fleas and ticks on it. I give the comb to Nyak. Business in the front, party in the back. You see that Sonic goes over to the pile and finds five rings. Oh, I trade you. I go over to Sonic. Wow, those are some nice rings you have. Oh, thanks, yeah.

I think they're a little more functional than the rings that you've got jangling on your arms, but, you know, to each their own. Right, so here's the deal. We're helping you find all of your friends, and frankly, you've done nothing. The least... Oh, actually, is this is perfect.

I, Parker, was saved by these two and you, I did not have any payment and now you have payment. We'll just take the five rings. Thanks so much. Nick, Frank Sonic. That's just kind of, uh, we'll just take the five rings. Yeah. I'm not so if you son of a, to think of that.

Thank you. Wow. Thank you, by the way. Geez. First, my friend Tails turns out to be robotic in disguise. And now my new friends just table top me and steal my rings. We're actually not friends can I see if he has any other rings? Yes you can strip search Sonic Vagog. Alright I'm up to 10

rings now again thank you so much this is my base level. Sure, Jens, whatever you need, bud. I actually really like Sonic when he's angry. Okay. You see, Sonic rolls over and then just starts licking the old butter finger BBs. Oh, how are you gonna be? I'm trying to offer to you, yeah. Yeah. Hey, Boombox, did you find anything?

Oh, yeah, thanks for asking. Sonic, I was over here looking for this. You see that Boombox holds up this large blueprints. Oh. I found this while I was making my tunnels throughout the city, and I found something very interesting. Is it of the factory? He points to this big egg shape in the center of the city,

and then he points to the center of the city, and then he points to an area below the city, and you see that directly beneath this big egg-shaped building is a building labeled robotification plant. Now you can see that up here is Dr. Robotnik's teeny-beenie machini, and directly beneath that is the robotification plant. That was an Emily the player that left,

that was Onyx that left. I don't know what's better. They're connected in some way. I think that maybe the robots are transported to the teeny-beenie machini after their robotized. I'm not sure what's going on, but if we can get to the robotication plant, we should be able to get

up into the teeny beanie. And if we can get there, then I think we can find your friend. All right, well, we've got to get to Keychain because we need to yell at him. Yeah. Yeah. And I got to get the dancer so I can yell at her.

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So, Sonic, are you done with your snack? Ah, ah. You see Sonic's face is just covered in chocolate. Yeah, whatever man, let's go. Ah. We broke him. I love him. I love him now.

I'll take up the rear I'm broken like us and it's great Sonic just flips you off He understands wow this guy's cool The globe actually looks really good They're just tricking you Sonic don't listen to them. They're tricking you again They're just tricking you Sonic. Don't listen to them. They're tricking you again.

Okay, let's make our way. Okay. So, Boombox Skuttles ahead leads you down a tunnel and into the robotification plant. You come out to the end of this tunnel and you are standing above a chewed entrance to this big factory. You see a conveyor belt with a rabbit, a penguin, a walrus, and a female rat tied to it. The conveyor belt is moving towards the mouth of a giant machine which is making loud grinding motions. Behind the conveyor belt is a large pneumatic tube and above you a large grappling claw hovers over a now empty cage. What? What do you want me to do?

I'm just remembering this from the fucking adventure books how many times we arrived and died here. You see Boombox reaches out, dance! Oh, you got a safer before she gets robotized. Fine, we have to do everything. Yeah, I'm just the rat. I dig the tunnels and I give you the blue prints and the combs. Oh, okay. All right.

Honestly, the networking you've done down here is incredible, both on a social level and on a cave level. It's been a pleasure meeting you. Boombox, besides eating that one ring, I think you're really great. Okay, let's go save your goddamn friends. Okay.

Okay. Do we see keychain? You do not see keychain. Okay. Nor do you see tails. So, yeah, I was looking for tails. Are they in a claw right now? Or are they like Anakin Vair belt?

They are Anakin Vager belt? They are Anakin Vager belt. They're all lined up one in front of the next. You see that the rabbit, who Sonic points at and says, oh yeah, that's Johnny Lightfoot. There's Josushi and Tux. Yeah, they're my friends, I guess. Hi.

You see that Johnny Lightfoot is now next in line to be roboticized. Okay. And everybody give me perception checks. 14. God damn it. Shout out to the two crew. Oh, 13.

Oh, 14. So you watch for a second and you see this like conveyor belt moving forward. You see that it's the rabbit and then the walrus and then the penguin and then dancer all lined up on this conveyor belt. They're strapped down. They're basically chained to the conveyor belt. But you also see just like the faint shadow of like a critter going into the machine. And then on the other side you see a silver robot come out. It looks inactive right now. And then you see the grappling claw,

grab it, take it over to the pneumatic tube, and it is sucked up into the tube gone. Everyone go ahead and roll initiative. So there's a lot of silver in this machine. Ha ha ha. Nat 20, nice. Oh, I got 21. 18.

Sonic rolled lower than you all again. Hahaha. Okay, so, Nikes, since you got a Nat 20, I'm going to let you go first, but on an initiative 20, you see that the robotisizer starts moving again. Every round, a new critter is going to be robotized. So at the start of the next round,

Johnny Lightfoot the rabbit is going to be robotized. Okay, my god. So, now I act, yeah, you see this room, you see this grappling hook as just a positive the robot, what do you want to do? Okay, do I get the sense that there's anything I can do to jam up the gears? So the conveyor belt stops turning?

Yes Absolutely, if you want to try and let's see. Yeah, I have stats for the machine So if you want to try and jam it up, I will make it do Dixterity save. Okay. Okay Jam it up. I will make it do a dexterity save. Okay. Okay If there are stats for the machine could I use one of my champion Ranger abilities? Gelcaster Mm-hmm and cast the slow spell on This conveyor belt. Oh, I love that. Okay. Okay. Uh, yes

Can you read me the wording of slow? Yes You alter time around up to six creatures of your choice in a 40-foot cube within range. Each target must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or be affected by this spell for the duration. An affected target speed is halved. It takes a minus two penalty to AC and dexterity saving throws and it can't use reactions. On its turn, you can either use an action or a bonus action. On its turn, it can either use an action or a bonus action, on its turn, it can use either an action or a bonus action, not both, regardless of the creature's ability. Okay, what I'm going to say, you said wisdom saving throw?

That's right. All right, great. It's a machine, so it's not going to have great wisdom, but I'm going to say that if this succeeds, it will be halved. The speed of it will be halved, which means that the conveyor belt will be halved. So you're basically gumming up the works. This is a great idea. Yeah, go and roll it with advantage on this. Or I'll roll with disadvantages. Oh, wow.

Hmm, what did I need to beat? 17. 17, the machine rolled a 14 with disadvantage. So yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. You see that the conveyor belt starts moving more slowly. Now the critters will be robotized every other turn. Great, great.

You bought yourself a turn. OK. And I will bonus action vanish for the hell of a turn. Excuse me. Where do you hide? I guess near the nearest greasy pipe. OK. Oh.

You just find another greasy pipe. Oh. You just find another greasy pipe and you kind of like turn yourself into a human number seven next to it. And I put some grease through my hair so it's a jet black instead of blonde now. All right, yeah. You are invisible but you're looking good. This is the best Niax ever looked because I can't see him. Good one. That was pretty good. This is the best Niax ever looked because I can't see him. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, you kind of just have a sour spirit Sonic so like it actually just kind of talks it for full

Sonic kicks a tube All right, on it sets your turn. Okay, so it seems like we've I don't actually have to worry about one of them getting taken on Initiative 20. Yes, so I'm just going to attack the machine. Great, okay, awesome. Yeah, I kind of just want to go after the chasis or something, whatever is like moving the conveyor belt. Okay, I will lift the screen just a touch, come on under. This is using Demon Grindr stats, which is an infernal machine.

Okay, so basically think of it like that. It's got like a big mouth that's like chomping down, but it does have like, you know, a normal AC like any machine would. Well, actually it's minus two. It's minus two to AC from slow, right? That's true. Oh, yes, you're right.

So yeah, the gears and like the chomping mouth that kind of like compacts the critters and puts them in these metal chassis has slowed down. So yeah, the AC is lower now. Good call. Okay, so I'm going to just attack, see if I heat. Great. At 27. 27 will hit.

Okay. I will smite. Oh, here we go. This is my L-drich smite. Oh, I'm just going to add 68. Woo. Yes. 50 damage. Wow. Yes. 50 damage.

Wow. On my first attack. Honestly, you slash into this thing, a big burst of pastel energy is let out. You do see that it looks a little rattled, but it keeps, do do do do do do do do do. Okay.

Chugging along. I attack again. Great. 25 to hit. 25 will hit. I hit deck again. Great. Uh... 25 to hit. 25 will hit. I'll do another Eldritch might. Alrighty. Another 58 damage.

Good lord. Shunk damage. Beautiful damage. Super over here. Is there any silvers pouring out at this point? Ha ha ha. And then I will bonus action throw another star at it. Ha ha ha. Oh shit. If you crit, you could maybe take it down, but I don't think so. Pouring out at this point. And then I will bonus action throw another star at it. Hahaha.

Oh shit. If you crit, you could maybe take it down, but I don't think so. No, no, no, I got a not one. Oh, yep, you miss. That hits Sonic. Oh! So she didn't miss. It's far too 12 damage for Sonic.

Ah! You almost hit my asshole! Whoa, why is it out? I'm a critter, I don't wear pants! Are you wearing shoes? Yeah, because I go fast! And gloves. Fuck you, my cheek is bleeding.

Okay, I'm down to five stars. Okay, that is going to be a mishap for the robotisizer. Yeah. Let me roll it. Let's see. Ooh, steering mechanism locked. The vehicle cannot make turns and automatically fails dexterity checks

and saving throws until repair is made. So, yeah, you see that like the grinding teeth in the front, they start getting like misaligned and they're kind of like almost like scraping against each other. So now it would be a little easier to like further gum up the works. Okay, that's gonna be Jinsus turn. Sweet, I'm just gonna jump in and take some swings. Nice.

Oh boy, that's a 30 to hit. That's gonna hit the machine. Sweet. I'm going to expand a fourth level spell slot to use the Rebeckening Void to do a Divine Flurish. So 31 damage on the first attack. That's what the Divine Flurish then I'll just make two regular attacks. Okay.

Next one's a 26 to hits and next one's a 24 to hits. These all hit. These all hit the stationary machine. That is also minus 2 AC. That's an additional 22 damage. Okay, yeah. It doesn't look like it's in peak working condition, but it is still chugging along. Okay, but it looks like a couple more swipes and maybe it would be done. All right, that is gonna be Sonic's turn. Um, Sonic just kinda jumps down from the hole and says,

Johnny, Josu-shi, Tux, do you want me to save your life or what? Oh, is thatishi, Tux, do you want me to save your life or what? I was asshole, it's bleeding. You see, he's scoots along the floor with his dog. You're disgusting, man. That is absolutely cursed. Sonic doing butt scoots. What?

This is your fault. No, that's your fault. Because you ate fucking already two beabies, didn't you? From the trash, right? That is true. You invited this fate to yourself. It's not bleeding from that. It's bleeding because of the star.

You have IBS and you gave it to yourself. My towels move fast too. Sonic doesn't trust you to defeat this machine. So he is going to try and get Johnny Lightfoot free. He's going to attack the chains that are keeping Johnny Lightfoot tethered to this conveyor belt. You're not attacking the root of the problem, Sonic. I'm here for my friends.

Ha ha ha. What friends I have left. Ha ha ha ha. Don't worry, we'll take them too. Okay, Sonic makes three attacks. He hits twice against these chains. Let me see if he can break the chains on Johnny Lightfoot. Oh, he just manages to break it. You see Sonic rears up into a little Sonic spin. And cuts right through the chains.

Johnny Lightfoot is free. Wow, Frank, Sonic, I really appreciate it. Oh. Are you sure we shouldn't let him go through? I love us work together to save the day, actually. So if you have any reward, it should be paid out to the Four of Us. Johnny is me, Parker.

Oh, Parker, good to see you. Absolutely good to see you too. Don't you owe Parker cash? Yeah, that's true. Oh yeah. I paid for dinner last time. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, we went to that carrot restaurant. You spotted me that was so nice of you. Yeah well you know what I've come to collect the debt. You know what it is the

hedgehog today so it's a spirit of giving. I'll pick you back and then some as soon as we get out of here. Great. Just give me your IDS collateral. You know, I mean none of us have pockets, so we don't actually carry any money, but I do have a lot of stocks. Oh, yeah. Yeah, just give me your log in for everything. I can, there was a computer in the woods.

We'll just take care of it. We'll just take care of it for all the time. Yeah, you can talk to my assistant, Hayek. Hi, I changed bags really quick. Hayek has a briefcase now. It's only fair. What would the Hedgehog today's be without exchanging the passwords to various websites you belong to?

Ah! All right. So Sonic's managed to free Johnny Lightfoot. That means that next in the order will be Jo Susi, but thanks to NIAC Slow Spell, Jo Susi won't be robotized for four turns, I believe. Whoa. Should we just take a break? Should we take two turns off?

Do we want to take five? We can take a walk. Do you guys want to do anything else for a break? Yeah, we take a round off. We take a take five. We can take a walk. Do you guys want to do anything else for a- Yeah, we take a round off. Yeah, we take a round off. As you're debating that, you do see that the giant claw, the glowing eye in the center of it notices you and brrrrr, starts moving.

I'm going to roll a D4 to see who it goes for. Let's see. Please be Sonic. One will be just be Sonic. Two will be Niac. Three will be Forker. Four will be Sonic. Is Vanishing. It'd be good if it was me because I have freedom of movements. Mm. Two will be, oh, Niac is hidden.

That's right. Okay, so I'll reroll. One, you see the damage for Jin. Yeah, I would admit. That almost comes out, but doesn't. Yeah, you see that the grappling claw looks at porker, aka Onyx, and sees her nestling this baby moonicorn, and goes, and then moves on. Jin's, give me a deck saving throw.

You've got it. You should probably be okay with this. Yeah, we'll see. Didn't roll great, 16. Oh, you just missed it, my man. You get picked up and put in Johnny Lightfoot's place on the conveyor belt. What?

Sonic help you idiot. No. Oh. Wait, does that mean he's Johnny Leipwitz play? Like he's going to be robot-aligned. I'm going to be robot-assized. In two turns. Oh.

But we go before it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll still take one round off. Don't take a round off. Now the round is on. Okay, great. So that is going to be, oh, at the end of the order, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Tails. Ah! It's me again. I see you're messing with my robotifier. I thought we were going to work out a deal.

We were considering it, but then we met Boombox and we love him. Boombox, that pesky rat that keeps messing around with my city by burying all these nasty little tunnels. Yeah, well you stole his porn. Yeah. This porn was just in there porn. Yeah. Ha ha ha. This porn was just in there. I just happened to acquire it. Yeah, you hung on to a deal.

I have the rights to that bond who happened to watch it too. You don't own the business center, the business center's for everyone, for every cast. You could burn whatever porn you want at the business center. Silence. You see that Tails O'Tron, being piloted by Robotnik, is going to do an incinerating blast.

She's the guy on Sonic. Oh! No, Sonic! Am I within 5 feet? You just died for Sonic? Yes, you would be, because you're by the machine. Is it a spell? No.

Okay. It is a molten hot beam coming from Tails of Tron's Eyes. OK. All right, Sonic's going to need to pass a DC26 dexterity saving throw. He should be good at this. Jesus Christ. Although, Sonic, if Sonic is subjected to an effect that

allows him to make it a dexterity saving throw, to take only half damage. He instead takes no damage, and succeeds, and only half damage at the fails, provided he isn't incapacitated. He's basically incapacitated, but only mentally because of how sad he is. Mm.

Been there, Sonic. Okay. Here we go. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. What is Sonic?

Dude, dude, dude, you know, Sonic. Sonic roll the natural one. You know he did. Sonic. Sonic. Sonic roll the natural one. You know we did. Sonic. Sonic's rolled several ones. Wow. Here he is.

The face of my former friend. Sonic, come back to kill me. Die. He's going to take half damage from this, but let's see. This is going to be, oh boy, uh, 11-D10. Jesus Christ. Yikes. Yikes.

Oh, you glad that didn't go after me. Oh, you see the beams from Tails' eyes and the last Sonic, any instantly drops. Oh, shit. Is he alive? Yes, because Sonic has an ability called Extra Lives. like any instantly drops. Oh shit. Is he alive? Yes, because Sonic has an ability called extra lives. If he dies, he instantly pops back up with 1HP.

He can use this ability. One time per day. So he dies again. He's dead. It's great. What happened? What happened? You died. Thank God, I thought I was gonna have to heal you. You died, but we brought you back. So actually, you all used to do some money.

Parker gave you CPR. Thank you, Parker. Yeah. Put it on my tab. What do you want? Delta Sky Miles, true blue points, both Paneer or Fred cards. That as well. Every card you have that's working towards a free sandwich or coffee any loyalty points also a punch card indeed a punch card

I'll take a quiz nose punch card. You already have so many brothers You see he just starts pulling these out of Somewhere behind his back. You're not sure where They're coming from his ass And we are back to the top of the order. Help. Yeah, you see that Jins is stuck on the conveyor belt. Drrr, it inches forward on the next top of the order. Jins will be roboticized.

Okay. So that is going to be Nyax turn. All right, I'll take two shots at the machine to try to stop it. Okay, great. Don't worry, brother, this is helping you indirectly. Okay, I wouldn't mind direct help. Shout out to the two group.

No, but also a 27. That hits. Okay. 15 damage to the machine. Okay, still up, great. All right, and then as a bonus action, as a bonus action, I will use seven jam points to summon gelatinous familiar,

who will actually be the grease monster coming out of my mullet. Great. Great. And I am his boss, and I'll direct the gelatinous familiar to help Jens. So that'll be direct help. Oh great. Oh, I love that.

And he goes on my turn. It's black pudding stats, so this works. Okay, so you're sending Jam to help me? Yeah, a jam man. That's correct. Okay. What about sending it to Dr. Robotnik to tell the Tron. Yeah, you mean like instead of helping Jens

I mean just so that he attacks the cube instead of us But I see I see I see this is good. I noticed there's a lot of debate about whether or not to help me and I couldn't help I think it'd be a good idea just to get me the fuck out of here! Okay, okay, uh, Jello man, save my brother, hit the chains. No! Thank you, the jelly is gonna swing at the chains. Okay, uh, it's 21 to hit. That hits? Eight damage.

Uh, okay, the chains remains. Oh shit! Niac, you absolute moron I thought you'd struggle brother. Why? Oh come on dude dude what I'm talking to the Jello man He's gonna be a robot now. I've made up your hair grease How strong do you think doctor? Bleed I thought it would do a little bit better. I rolled really high on the damage to oh Dear is that your turn? Oh Wait, it does way more acid damage there. We go

Oh, wait, it does way more acid damage. There we go. Power talking, all right, how much acid damage does it do? Four d8. Oh, yeah, that's helpful. Okay, careful with that. 19. 19. Okay, yeah, you melt these chains right off

and probably also melt through most of Jens's pants. Ah, awesome. These are diesel jeans. The gelatinous blob will make it right, brother. Won't you? I don't know what you want, but I do. I want you to give him your top man points. Go to, is there a diesel store or is that diesel?

Do you want me to become pants? We just log onto your bonobo's again. I just ordered my own repair. Go to express or something? I'm goo, I don't have points. I don't have any whims, I eat. Look, boombox, where's the nearest mall? It got turned into a big factory.

Oh, of course, everything is a factory. We'll find a jeans factory. Yeah. I think Robotnik mentioned something about making jeans for critters because he hated the fact that they were naked. So maybe there's something to it. Alright. Do you think you could squeeze into a pair of chipmunk jeans? Do I think I could squeeze into a pair of chipmunk jeans? Look at me. Nayaq looks at his brother's thin ankle. I show my beautiful long legs.

Don't worry, I'll study the map and try and find it. You see, Boombox starts studying the blue prints to see where the chipmunk gene factor is. It looks like there's a mall map key down here. These better be big sexy chipmunks. Shipping Dales. Is that your turn? That's my turn, yes.

Alright, Onyx. The robotisizer is looking pretty beat up at this point. Okay, first thing I will throw my star at it. That's definitely gonna hit. I got two 12s. Two 12s and two 9s, holy shit. Okay. 42.

42, Alex, finish this machine. I turn to, I turn to boombox and I say, this is what will happen to you if you don't find those chipmunk jeans. Whoa, take you, Daisy. And then light up the machine with the star. Hahaha. And then I still have an action, because that was just a bonus action.

Nice. So just as a reminder, the grappling hook is still in here, tail's a tron is still in here. All the critters are still on the conveyor belt, even though it has stopped moving. I'm getting the vibe that we're gonna have to fight Tails Atron. Yes, of course. So I'm just gonna turn on Tails Atron. Yeah, nice.

Great. That's a 26 to hit. That definitely hits, yes. I'm not going to smite because I only have one third level spell left, and I'm saving it to see if I crit. So that is only 19 damage for my first attack. Okay. to smite because I only have one third level spell left and I'm saving it to see if I crit. So that is only 19 damage for my first attack. Okay.

And shout out to the two group. Okay, yeah, you see Tails are trying, like a Matador uses his big robotic tails to like create a target and then whips them out of the way at the last second. Sick. Ha ha ha. You thought you could defeat me.

I'm a sexy fox, man robot now. Ha ha ha. You are sexy, but if you were sexier, you would show us the porn from the business center. But it is in my database and I do access it quite a lot. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. And that is my turn.

Okay, great. So that is going to be Jens. You are free from the chains. Do you want to also attack Tails or Toronto? What would you like to do? Yeah. First, I look at Nayak, judge mentally, for having the jam guy save me.

Should have been first thing. And then I'm going to, sorry brother. Is Robotnik actually inside the tails thing? No, you get the sense, even without an insight check, you get the sense that this is just like being piloted by Robotnik. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out if I should like

absolutely go all out or if I should save some stuff. I will, you know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and I'll take some swings. So I'll go up and take some cracks. True, shout out to the two crew. That's just a 14 to hit. That misses. Cool.

Second one, 22 to hit. 22 does hit. Last one, 21 hits. Great, okay. I'm gonna do another divine flourish. Does it? Last one, 21? Hits. Great. Okay, I'm gonna do another divine flourish. This one will be, we'll just do third level. With a divine flourish and the offhand attack that hits, that's 42 damage total.

Woohoo! Yeah, maybe. Yeah, you slice into this buff metallic fox. Gah! So buff. And seats from your sword, kind of like sears into the like silver medal of its body and leaves like a permanent scar.

How dare you, mom, I'm a beautiful man fox. I will get you next, Jinslandel. You already destroyed my jeans. Ha ha ha. See, so it wasn't me. You want me to be your jeans? And these, what's no? I'll just be your jeans.

You work for me. These are real diesel jeans. You see the tag ripping off and there's Wranglers underneath. Hahaha. Hahaha. You see the, the Goumonster starts to like form pants on your body. What? Hey, hey, you take your orders from me.

Jam, I'm also going to do the infinite cheeks of destiny from my Rebecca N'Gvoide. So I do a performance check when I do Divine Flourish. Nice. Oh yeah, that's a 24, which means I cast auto-zero assistable dance on tails. Creatures roll with disadvantage on the save. Oh Yeah, he don't pass

Starts dancing I'll say it'll start flossing Oh, that's not a good look a dancing creature must use all its movement to dance without leaving it space, and it has disadvantaged on dexterity, saving throws and attack rolls. Well, the target is affected by the spells. Other creatures have advantage on attacks against it. Yes, baby.

As an action, a dancing creature makes a wisdom saving throughout a regain control itself on a successful save an ends. How dare you make me dance like this? We could have made a deal. You're dancing like that on your own. You just made me dance like this? We could have made a deal! You're dancing like that on your own. He just made you dance, right? As soon as you messed up my jeans, the deal was off.

I'm not wearing children's boot cuts. Look small because I'm wearing children's pants. These are real diesel skinny jeans. Mac tucks the tag in. These are real diesel skinny jeans. Hahaha. Hahaha. Back tuxed the tag-in. Hahaha. Hahaha. Okay, that is going to be Sonic's turn.

Sonic has won HP at this point. Actually, before Sonic goes, you see that Boombox has been studying his map, and he goes, Hey, I was looking for the chipmunk jeans factory. Unfortunately, I can't find it, but I did find that if you go up that pneumatic tool, it'll take you right up to the main command center of the teeny-beenie machine. So if you can get up there,

that's probably where your friend is. And if I had the gas, I'd say that's where that chaos Emeralds at as well. Oh, the Emeralds there. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, who's gonna try and hit Tails Atron. That's one hit, one miss. Two misses, wow. Sonic, you're gonna hold one before my bud. That is 10 damage to Tails Atron. Give me back my friend.

Thank God you're on our side. Yeah, I gotta be honest, you, I don't think you're gonna make it Sonic. This guy's gonna roast you. Yeah, I gotta be honest you you I don't think you're gonna make it Sonic This guy's gonna roast you We just gotta find tails we gotta get to that too. What do you you keep saying we but you're so hurt? I gotta be honest I don't have anything to live for anymore. You don't have what it take you're on HP

You're on HP my dude. You're making plans for the future. I've seen you guys do so much magic. Please heal me. I have a lot. It's a huge, I can just do so much damage if I cast spells. Yeah. That is going to be the clause turn. I think this time it's gonna go for

Onyx although the robotisers defeated so it's probably just gonna pick you up and try and drop you cool So make a deck save. Okay. Oh God I rolled really well 22 okay great you definitely dodge away With enough grace to allow nothing to kiss the claw Cute And that is going to be Tails a Tron all Tails a Tron can really do is just fire beams

So Tails a Tron can use an action to make a wisdom saving throw the regain control of itself. Holy shit All right, it tells the tron tries to overcome their new programming Disadvantage though. Oh wait, let me see choose one creature that you can see within range target begins comic dance in place shuffling blah And is it wow? Okay? Yeah, it is disadvantage Disadvantaged okay great See you created this insane I'm not Yep, they fell

Keep dancing let's go through the tube I think we can just leave this dude Wait You didn't even hear about my deal. Don't you want to know what my plan is? I think Sonic has a chance against it actually, but it's just gonna dance the whole time. What is your plan? And what are the genes have to do with it? Genes and emeralds, that's all we care about.

I care about two things. I got about genes and I care about emeralds. These are not children's boot cuts. Go on fine. No more games. If you want to know about my plan, then go up that tube and face me in person. Okay. See you later. Oh fuck, they're doing it. Do you all go up in the tube? Yeah. Yeah. Leave them shuffling. You got this, Sonic?

You see Sonic looking down, gives you like a shaky thumbs up. Oh, I'll continue rolling for Sonic. Wait, Sonic, you're gonna keep fighting? Just come with us, you moron. Are you sure? I haven't proven myself. Yeah, I know. You're gonna die down here. Are you sure? I haven't proven myself. Yeah, I know.

You're gonna die down here. And you want to prove yourself if you just stay down here. Fine. So you all jump up into this pneumatic tube and get sucked up directly into this central silver egg in the middle of metal city, otherwise known as the teeny, beanie machini.

Oh, my God. As you enter this massive chamber, you see that the tube has deposited you onto a simple circular platform, above which is a large ceiling mounted laser beam, which attempts to zap you. Everybody give me a dexterity saving throw. 25. OK. I see it. If I saving throw. 25, okay. See if I have something.

25 is good. Honest, what'd you get? Eight. Eight is bad. Also bad for Sonic. Sonic rolled another natural. Oh my god. He's come down.

Niaq rolled a shout out to the two crew, but I'm gonna use a jam point for Jamblers luck. Oh, there you go. And a jam point for jamblers luck. Oh, there you go Re-roll it Dexay You guys have so many things Just a warlock You just had good shit to begin with 17 that's probably still not gonna do it. Oh, do I have bardic though? Yeah, you do. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, onyx. Do you want to use your bardic? No, I already used my...

I can't give you a new one. I got another one. It's an eight. I have to roll really well. I don't think it's worth it. Okay. It's a D12 as bardic? Yeah.

Yeah. Fucking roll the one. Good. It's an 18. 18. Okay. Everyone except for porker and sonic pass. Oh, you try to dodge out of the way,

but actually Sonic trips you up. Oh. Oh. Porker, no! Porker! So what I'm gonna need now, in the split second before this beam hits you, you look around and you see on all sides of this machine

Our little keychains Hmm, I need you to give me a constitution saving throw Everyone, no just the two people to get a bit of beam. Okay 18 okay Okay. 18. Okay. Sonic got a... Believe it or not, my hog's got bad constitution. You both fail. You are turned into key chains.

Oh, wait, is this a spell though? It is... Yes, I guess it is a spell. Okay, because I have advantage against spells cast by creatures within five feet of me because I'm a... Great. I think that's a mage slayer thing maybe. Oh yeah, I'll let you reroll. I have it on, okay.

I don't think I can roll a better butt. Oh, I got a 19 plus two is 21. Was that past? That's just enough, yeah, that passes. Bro, oh, dude. Onyx, you see your body begin to like fold up. In the same way that key chain folds up, but you're able to resist it.

I am too committed to being a dying pig. Parker, help me! I was just starting to believe in myself. Why? You see... You see that Sonic turns into a little Sonic keychain, which a little bronze drone. Similar to Jen's senior, picks up and puts into a large pile, and as you kind of gather yourselves and take inventory of this room, you see that there are just piles everywhere

of these little keychains. And most of them are just like multi-colored robots that have been shrunk into this keychain form. And then at the center of the room, connected to this device via a series of tubes, is this translucent egg at the center of which is keychain. Oh. Wow, he owes us an apology. Keychain, yeah.

Keychain. Do you want to start or do you want us to? Because it would be better if you did, frankly. You invited us to a shit party. Everyone give me a quick perception check as well. Look at my brother's knees, Keychain. Dirty 20. Dirty 20.

Dirty 20. Nineteenth. Okay, so you all did pretty well. As you look more closely at Keychain, you see that on his chest is a large green gemstone. It seems to be mounted to him and is almost like amplifying its power. So you can make this right, Keychain. I can think of a way you could easily make this right.

With my dirty, Johnny, can I see it? Any of the silver robots are around. So what? So one, two, are spending the day trying to get this. With the dirty, 20, you see two things. You see Dr. Robotnik looking nervously at the door. Trying to get that with the dirty 20 you see two things you see Doctor Robotnik looking nervously at the door and you hear allowed Let us in

We have come for the emerald and I may chance the door open As you walk towards the door you see see Robotic notice, you see, and says, ah, I'm my special guest. You see he's furiously adding more locks and deadbolts in the door. Welcome to my world, hit quotas. As he talks, you see that on either side of this room, it's actually this like big hollow egg-shaped room. It's just one massive chamber. You see there are TV set up on all surfaces,

and they're displaying security feeds, and readouts from data. But as he begins talking, they all switched to this little robotic symbol. You're just in time to witness my ultimate plan come together. And he gestures for two little bronze robots to keep barricading the door. Yes, my final victory over the dull humanoids and disgusting critters that infest this world. Well, I agree with you about Sonic.

Speaking of dumb little critters, oh, it seems that our friend Sonic has been taken care of already. Wonderful. Is he your friends? I was hoping that he'd still be around to see this. He presses a button and you see that a panel at the back of the room flips to reveal tails suspended in like a tube of green goo with like a VR visor on top of him. Okay. Tails, it's meat porkers! Hahaha!

Tails, you abandoned porkers and you owe porkers. Yeah, Tails, what are you doing in there? Get out. Stop playing video games. Don't worry about Tails. There are 10 angry silver robots here to kick your ass if you don't do it I say oh Now I'm not ready for them because I want to give you one last chance You see after kidnapping this defective robot you call Geechain I realized he had an amazing ability

He can shrink himself down. And so using this strange technology combined with the power of the Chaos Emerald, I have managed to create an army of keychains. So, as I call them, Dr. Robotnik's teeny-beating machinies! You see the screens flash and it shows off a series of egg-like keychains with different faces on them. The text below reads, Collegged Them All. Oh, you're dead, man. Oh, am I? Am I dead? Yeah, you're dead.

You should have thought about that before I put this force field down. As he says that, you do see a shimmering field has appeared around you and all the key chains where you're standing. Yes, that's right! Ah, while you were distracted, I was able to install this force field. You're welcome to inspect it. It's a simple wall of force, nothing fancy. But, Ted, will give me a little time to make my pitch. Now, instead of taking over the world by force, this year I'm going to take it over with Critimus's best-selling toy, the teeny-beenie machinis.

Pretty soon every kid in Trinavere will be collecting them, and I'll have a personal pocket-sized army ready to be deployed. And that, my friends, is where you come in. I've seen all your posts on Trinstagram. Yeah, it's a very influential. Yes, the shirtless man in his plain looking brother modeling all the keychains, it will be irresistible. And you, poker, who is really on X, I know,

no one will be able to resist. You have to see how good you possibly see through my disguise? You're gonna blow up our spot, man. Yes, you, poker or onyx. You will have the most important job of all. Running my social media and advertising. Ha ha ha!

Okay. No one will be able to resist. You're giving me a job. This is okay with me. No, well, let's- hey! Yes. You made one mistake in all of this. And that's calling me...

Not hot. Otherwise, I would have joined you. You're right. You know what? I was sure he was talking about me when he said the plane looking brother. Yes, he was. And you shouldn't insult my brother like that And also it's like I need you me. Yes, you're rather playing looking. You don't do anything for me Okay, you really

Your business plan is on now Keychains are not going to kids don't want keychains. What the fuck do they need keys for? are not going to kids don't want keychains. What the fuck do they need keys for? You want to collect them. They want to collect them. Why would they collect keychains? They don't have any keys. They don't need keys for them.

You could put them on your cell phone or your game gear. You put a keychain on your cell phone. You think kids are still playing game gears? How long have you been living in this weird fucking metal town? As soon as you said my brother was playing looking, you've tapped your hands. Four years I was hiding out in the Mary-O-Bon-O Four years plotting my plan.

I cast to spell magic on the fourth spew. You guys guys say, well, can I cast radiant consumption on my Earth's not a spell? Can I activate my radiant consumption? Actually, I believe a wall of force, let me check this, a wall of force can't be to spell by to spell magic. So yes, you try to cast this spell and you try to bang against it

and you see this like rippling invisible field. Yes, that's right. And if you won't accept my bargain, then I'll have no choice but to robotize you and force you to do it. You will run my social media or you will perish! Now, I've got one last trick up my sleeve. Mega Keychain! Activate! As you wish, Daddy!

You see Robotnik slams a button and suddenly the emerald on keychains chest glows and he begins to expand in size. Eventually he grows so large he shatters the translucent egg imprisoning him. Shards of glass fly through the air and smoke fills the room. As it settles you look up and see a gigantic version of keychain towering above you. He points an enormous finger and says, Your choices are simple. Run the Dr. Robotnik's social media campaign or be destroyed.

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Shout out to the two crew, but that's a seven for my act 18. I bet I have shit decks though natural 20 that's 25 Baby 22 for honest Megan Keychain got an 18 roll for some other people Um, everyone stay 10 feet away from me because my radiant damage hurts me and anyone within 10 feet of me. You don't have to ask me twice. I hug on X goodbye. This is the kind of fight that we kind of you know, choose our own places to fight for. Yes, I'll see you in five minutes. Okay, so let me set the field for you a little bit.

You see this massive version of keychain. It looks like he's been modified a little bit by Robotnik. You see like the main part of keychain is still in the middle and it's almost like Dr. Robotnik has like put these like massive armaments on top of him. So you see that he's got like a massive right and left arm. Got it.

He's got like two turrets mounted on his shoulders, like a massive kind of helmet on top of his tiny head. In the center, he's got this chaos emerald, and then he's got two massive legs, which are preparing to stomp you. And this is keychain. Keychain as a key. Keychain's like in the middle of it. and then he's got two massive legs, which are preparing to stomp you. And this is keychain. Keychain has to be...

Keychain's like in the middle of it. It's almost like a robot in a robot, it sounds like it. Exactly, yeah. But this is great because now we are in Zualaforce with the Chaos Emerald. Exactly, yeah. Inside this wall of force is... We're singularly focused. Yeah, that's a good point, Onyx.

Inside this wall of Force is you, make a keychain, all of the little keychains that Robotin was preparing to ship out into Mobius and Trinneville at large. Outside of the Wall of Force is all of the monitors, tails in his weird green goutube, and Dr. Robotinick, who is now in his Ego Manic, which is this little flying orb, essentially.

And he's kind of hovering around the battle. And that is the state of things. Jins, you were first. Sweet, I look at keychain, and I go, I guess you look a little bit different. I don't know what's going on with you exactly, but you promised us a party, and this party sucks. I'm going to make three attacks on him. but you promised us a party and this party sucks.

I'm going to make three attacks on him. Get him, brother. Drag him. Just throw at him. I think this party could be pretty cool. No. I'm inviting you to watch Stomp with me. You see that you lift his foot. Where's the booze? Oh, wait, I almost forgot.

Jens, before you attack, go ahead and give me a wisdom saving throw. We'll do, not a thing, I got a plus zero. Nine. Oh no, Jens, I'm so sorry. Before you can even attack, you look up at the glowing green emerald in the center of keychains chest and you are frightened by the potential that you could break it.

You failed your wisdom saving throw. You are frightened until the start of the enemy's next turn. Wait, I might break the emerald. Why are you nervous, brother? You have so much more social cache than this robot. You started out so angry. I know, but it's not scared. The emerald, I could break it.

No? Just hit the robot brother. If I attack it with one thrust, he can shatter the entire thing. I could take down this whole build. Hit him in the leg. Hit him in the leg. Just aim for the leg brother.

I know, but I'm so strong that he could send shock waves up through the body and chatter the emerald night ha ha ha ha ha ha we need someone weak to attack you too go so jins you are frightened which means uh... you have disadvantage on ability checks and attack roles well the source of your fear is within line of sight

uh... you can't willingly move closer to the source of your fear alright uh... i was going to swing at this thing, but it's clear that with one lunge, I would destroy the emerald and thus destroy our prospects of having a good party. Such fragile beauty hands off my emerald. Instead, I will just cast, man, I don't have that much damage dealing stuff. Do I? God damn. look at all this good stuff. I'll cast Dimension Dore and get out of the Wall of Force and just go for Robotnik. Yeah baby!

Oh fuck you now! Incredible! That is such a good move! I'll Dimension! Yes! I'm as fuck yes, Simif! I'm getting us out of here baby. And I grabbed my pop-up. I grabbed my pop-up. I grabbed my pop-up.

And we're out of here. It's in your party sucks. What kind of party is this even? We would have fought QJ. Dr. Daddy is terrible. You're scaring your guests. There's nothing fun happening here, QJ. This is horrifying. I think this party is pretty cool look at all the TV screens

Great you think it's cool you stay much rather left No, look at that tails is in goo. Do you want to be in goo too? If you did not try to make it a scary party where we are frightened and literally I can't make this a We want to fucking hung around. This is toxic. I'm sorry. It's not Halloween. I'm not trying to be afraid today I don't know why you're frightened. Maybe that's on you. Maybe that's a you thing It's so funny I'm going to I'm going to dimension door to get like on or in the egg with Robotnik.

Oh, in his little egomatically. Yeah, he's flying in. Incredible. You see that Robotnik's like in the air. I'll say he's about 30 feet up and he's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is all going, oh, no, oh, shit. Yes.

Yeah, I'm not going to just jump around. I'm going to stab you as soon as I get a chance. I'm just going to just jump around. I'm going to stab you as soon as I get a chance. I'm just going to stab you in the throat. It's not be so hasty, we can work something out, right? No, I'm freaked out by your robot, so I just have to kill you, I'm sorry. Okay, all right, so you're ready to make a death blow on Robotnik.

Okay. Great, great, great. Really, really made me laugh. All right, that brings us to Onyx. I need you to make a wisdom save as well. Okay, so I have to crit to make it because I have a plus six to wisdom save. Oh, don't worry Onyx, you get to do it. Okay, this is so annoying I actually did just crit. You crit, right. Holy shit.

But I'm also not sticking around here. So I'm going to grab Niaq, thunderstep out of the full of force. And I'm gonna deposit us, so Robotnik is on like an egg, a flying egg. Yeah, you see the Robotnik is on this like flying egg. There's like a little bubble windshield over him.

So Jens won't be able to like stab him directly without breaking that. I can't. I'm sure they able to dimension our inside it, right? I can see. Oh my god. If it's see through, yeah, you would be able to. Yeah, I think I can.

I'm sitting next to it. Yeah, I'm sitting in his lap. So QJ will take thunder damage. He has to do a con save. He probably won't take that much. Okay. Let's see. Q-Jane has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects. I believe that would be this, right?

Yeah. Okay. You've got a 24. Of course that saves. That's going to be half of 34? Yeah. Oh, okay. You got a 24? Of course that saves. That's gonna be half of 34. 17. 17. Thank you.

All right. And then I'm gonna teleport me and I into the A. Oh wow. Oh, it's so crowded. Oh, wait, now, Niaq needs to be arranged and I can respect that. So I'm gonna teleport us into the sky, hook Niaq down to the ground.

And then I'm gonna use my bonus action to throw a star at this little egg shield. Oh, right. So try to break the shield so that Niaq can be shooting from afar. Incredible. Okay, make an attack roll on the shield. Thanks for the ride.

Okay, that is 24. 24 hits? Okay. 29 damage with my little star. Good lord. Wow! You fling this star into the thick glass of Robotnik's little bubble dome covering on his egomatic, and it instantly spired her webs.

It doesn't break, but it is so close to breaking. My egg is so ready for you. Oh, I do want to have to thundersept right above it that now I'll land on it. Oh God. Oh, so that's a little bit of falling damage, right? Yeah, exactly. So can you also get inside the cockpit

or you're gonna land on top? I want to land on top. I'm trying to break the glass. I basically thundersept through my egg down and then I want to try to land on top. I wanna land on top. I'm trying to break the glass. I basically thunders depth through my act down and then I wanna try to land on it because I wanna be in the cockpit with him. So I wanna do some falling. Careful, careful, comics.

The glass shatters, it could be dangerous for the two adults that are in here. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey, it's okay, Jen, I know you're strong. Ha, ha, ha, true. How far are you falling? I mean, I'm probably just falling a little bit. I probably did like maybe like 15 feet above it.

Okay, I'll let you roll 1d6. Okay. Okay, I rolled a 1, but let me read about my ability of my pastel consumption. Okay. Once on a turn, an attack or spell deals an extra 15 extra radiant damage. So I am gonna do 15 extra damage plus my one falling damage.

So 16 extra damage to this glass thing. Holy shit. Could this is your radiant consumption, the tractivator? Incredible. So you land, you kind of like put your heel directly into like the center of this cracked glass, and it doesn't give, but then you see this like pulsing pastel light erupt from the center of your heel,

and it, pfft. Ah! It shatters. Okay, and now because of that, me, Jen's, and Robotnik take Eight more radiant damage at the end of my turn This is a party my routine come out here. This is a party

What what do I do? I do a dex save to try to get my rings back, right? Yes, you have five rings. I think I have 10, because I got five more from Sonic. That may fall off. Oh, you have 10, all right, okay. It's a DC-25, but you subtract 10 from that. So DC-15, got it.

Got a 28. 28, you pass, but now you only have five rings. Cool. Ah, Alex, I will never forgive you for this. It was worth it, for this. It was worth it. All right, how much damage does Robotnik take? He only takes eight radiant damage. Okay, one second.

So we all took it. I also took it. All right. Robotnik looks fucked up. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

And then, yeah, I think that's my turn. So what do you normally fight like little animals or something? Yes, tiny critters from high above in the sky. Yeah, no, we killed a god. The quasi-recently, it's been just a few weeks, honestly. Oh my god. I've been holed up in the Marriott Bonvoy. I haven't been checking the new.

Somebody's been hogging the business center. There's a Marriott here. You've been keeping the Bonvoy to yourself, you evil bastard. This has become a moral mission honestly. Business center is for everyone. But if you are hogging the Marriott Bonvoy, that is true cruelty. Everyone gets a turn in the business center.

It's my Bonvoy to do with what I see fit. I control Metal City, and you are interlopers. Transfer your points to us, and we might let you live. Ha, ha, ha. We don't care what's going on here. Just give us your emerald. Let us stay at the Marriott. The only points you'll be taking are points of damage.

Keychain attack! My name is Parker, by the way. So that is going to be a make a keychain's turn. You see that they are under the control of Robotnik. They're eyes flicker green, as if they're under some sort of programmed spell to do as they are told. Let's see. So they are going to take Kenzie at Dex Roos at Walla Force. Oh wait, you know what? I need to look concentration.

I'll make it right. Let's see. I guess he needs to get above a four. Or just a 10 or a his rolling. Yeah, he has to get a 10. You have to get 10 or above if it's below 10. Okay, you got a 16, the Wall of Force stays up. So actually, yeah, wait, keychain can, to attack you. And let's keychain as Dimension door, or maybe I wonder ifachan can't attack you. Unless Keachan has dimensioned or maybe,

I wonder if Misty's step could get you out of a wall of force. I don't know. I think so. Here's the thing, on Keachan's turn, he can't get through the wall of force. Robonik is gonna try and drop it on his turn, but he's at the bottom of the order. Oh, wow.

Wow, dude, you absolutely fucked up. You really started this off so funny. You see Robotic is like trying to undo the wall of force. He's trying to find the button, but he's got glass in his eyes. Yeah, no, we're not just little creators. Where is it? You're so kind of scientist or something. You're not a fighter, man.

Get what are you doing? You're just a loser. You're so kind of scientist or something you're not a fighter man. Get what are you doing? You're just a loser. You're a nerd. You're not even like a wizard or something Normally I fight like a chipmunks and squirrels and tiny little birds You said build get to build all this shit. We just say where it's magic happens What is your vibe man? You're like a scientist who hates chipmunks. Yeah, yeah You're like a scientist who hates chipmunks? Yeah, yeah. What's weird? What's weird?

It gritters so much. Yeah, you know, you can just, because the critters, they want to live in peace with nature, and I want to take it over and turn it into one giant metal city that will house my chaos inroads. Yes. Okay. I understand that.

We're gonna take that idea from you. What? No! That's copyright. Yeah. And also, why would you kill the. What? No! That's copyright. Yeah. And also, why would you kill the critters? They could all be customers. You absolute fools.

You absolute fool. The critters could do their thing in the woods. You've lost the plot. No! Even thinking about critters in the woods. I hate it. Why? I hate thinking about it.

The critters could be so hot in the area. Shitting it. So unclean and thick old. So don't go into the woods. You get them in the very hot. I hate it. You get them in the very hot. I hate it. You get them in the very hot. I hate it. You get them in the very hot, I hate it. Why? I hate thinking the virus could be so ordinary. I'm kidding, it's so unclean and thick old.

But I don't go into the woods. You get them in the Marriott. I don't want them in the Marriott, they'll get fur over everything. I can't continue, I'm crying from laughing. I'm thinking of explaining my plan to you. You had your chance. Wait, actually while we're here,

do you need being a machini? What does this mean? I've been laughing at the name. I just need to know. It's what I call the keychains because they turn into full sized robots, but they look like cute little eggs. Yeah, no, yeah, no kids are definitely going to buy keychains. Yes, exactly. They'll collect them. They'll put them upon their backpacks. Your back will attach them to their scooters. Wow. You have no idea what you're talking about, man.

So you want to take nature and turn it into key chains. Yes, exactly. Everything would be key chains. You have to give us the chaos, Emerald. You have no idea what to do with that. You don't know how to be evil. You're not guilty. You know, it's not like most, it's crazy

because people don't really need key chains because most people share a one-bedroom apartment that one person is the keys for because you're always together. Yeah, you're talking about a prison. We don't need keys because I'm always home. I can just open the door whenever anyone gets back. Also, you mostly hangs out on the roof. It's decorative, don't you understand?

It's for the fun of it. You see, as you're saying this, robotting is just like bleeding as if you cut himself shaving in like 12 different places. Just glass all over us. Sitting on your lap is so uncomfortable right now. I'm gonna see if Keychain can do anything. Hold on. Wall of Force is so good at keeping a big bulky dude

like Keychain at night. I'm gonna see if Keychain can do anything. Hold on. Wall of Force is so good at keeping a big bokeh dude like Keychain at bay. Yeah, can't believe this. I love it. I didn't even think. I mean, I only had one spell left. I was like, I don't want to use it on Thunderstab, but then I didn't even think to use it. And then that was just so funny. Yeah, I think that everything was designed

for him to be able to fight you in the wall of force and keep your opponent safe. So you see the key chain just like rears back a fist and prepares to attack. Okay. Wait, rears, oh, key chain. I thought you met Dr. Robotnik. Oh yeah, just gonna sock me.

Oh, I'm so scared. Robotnik puts two hands in front of his face. He says, no, no, please, oh God. You're just an old guy who loves kitchens. But kitchens does ready an action to attack. And he is going to attack right after Robotnik. Cool. Okay.

Now it is the silver badnik's turn. Yes, my babies. There are eight of them at the door. You hear them pounding. I'm gonna have to make a collective strength check to see if they can bust down the door. It is going to be very hard. It's gonna be a DC 25, but that is gonna drop every time. Okay. Can I send a baby Munikorn to go to God try to start working on it? Don't send the baby any where.

It's going to get its urns at any moment. No, you cannot send the baby to the door to help. But if you want to make another con save to see if they're horn is burst through yet, I'd allow that. It's six times a day. Horn is still just a nub. Not ready. Ma.

Ma. OK. I'm going to roll. I actually kind just like to the baby one. Yeah, which are you gonna make again? Make a noise for me again. Oh, could she do? So we're till that horn comes in though. We're all for a bot next I'm so excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. DC by... I believe in you! Oh wow, they drop it by 6, so now it's a DC 19 to get through. Ooh, see, right. I believe in you. And now it is Sonic's turn. Oh god, he's a keychain. Sonic is gonna try and make another constitution saving throw to both of us out of being a keychain. Is he just gonna be alone in there with keychain? You can do it, you can do it, buddy.

Hit, hit, hit, hit guys. Guys, help. Yes, good. Who is that? Who is that again? Who do you ever heard of when you say guys? Who are your people? That porcupine guy. Oh, the porcupine.

Yeah. Does Sonic have one hit point? Sonic has one hit point and roll the six on his con save. So Sonic remains a key. Damn try again next time You'll get there. Yeah, you're even one C tails. The tails look okay. Oh Who's dead? No, he betrayed us. I don't remember tails. I'm sorry. No. Oh, there were two of them. The other one is drown I look around for the tails that was in the tube. You might be just boom box to try to gum pick you up or something. Yeah, do you have any of your own friends? Yeah, it's just a lot. You need a ride.

You see the key change, just kind of shakes on the ground in fury. You see the keychain just kind of shakes on the ground in fury. And that is going to be Niac. Niac, it's your turn. You are on the floor where Alex dropped me off, right? Yeah, you're outside of the wall of force, right? Yeah. Yes, that's right. Do you think that you're outside of the 30-foot range

of keychain? Oh, yeah, I think so. Because let me see how far Thunderstep goes. Yeah, if it can extend past 30 feet, then I'll say that you are. If that's the language of the spell. You teleport your 90 feet. Great, okay, yeah.

I'll say that you're outside of the range of keychains towering terror. Yeah. I wasn't gonna be afraid anyway, so that's fine. I can't believe I wasted my crit at a time that I wasn't going to be afraid anyway. So I gave away my wasted my crit at a time that I wasn't going to attack. My act, my act, come back here. I want you to look at me. I will look at you if you give me that chaos Emerald.

No way. You're at another party. Yeah, Keach and friends share. Yeah, don't feel bad. I you shouldn't feel too bad. I only went to another party. Yeah, Keeche and friends share. Yeah, don't feel bad. I you shouldn't feel too bad. I only went to another party because you're sucked. Friends come to parties even if they suck because Keechein is trying to introduce you to his new critter friends and yeah, it would be totally cool if you showed up and came through for Keechein just this fucking once. Friends might do that, you're totally right. Anyway, I'm gonna shoot Robotnik now with an arrow. Okay. 21 to hit Robotnik. 21 is going to hit.

Okay, go ahead. You might have taken, oh, Niaq might have taken falling damage though. Oh, okay. Cause I probably dropped him like 20 feet. Oh yeah, I said that Robotnik was 30 feet up, so go ahead and I'll go and roll that for you. Sorry, Naya.

Yeah. It's okay. You just injured everyone on your turn. But I also broke the bubble. Now part of the team. Naya, you do take 15 points of falling damage. Yeah, that's how much I deal to Dr. Robotnik. Ha ha ha ha.

Great. So you fall to the ground, dust yourself off, deal to Dr. Robotnik. Oh, I was I was aiming for He's on He's bleeding over me. I've never seen it this close up I didn't get to see you. No, no, he's just a dumb guy. I didn't need to kill a Conor. A bit of science. He killed robots and gods and I can't do it. It was just a slime business man. Oh, you're always this much blood.

Yeah, I'm so cold. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Can't over stay with us. Shrubonic, stay actually away from me because you'll keep taking time. It's probably. Oh, your crown is so sharp. Oh my god Jin's on X other one on the ground

Please carry the torch of my hatred for critters Anything anything. Yes, is this moment of compassion? Absolutely. Yeah Yes, he's this moment of compassion absolutely. Yeah You can have the chaos in broke just distribute the keychains. Oh my god. This is basically how I was hoping it would all go We basically just acquired a business. This is an acquisition. It's a hostile takeover. This was a bear hug So yes, Nia, you murder Dr. Robotnik. We all did it. We all did it. The Scorch of Mobius.

But you have anything else you want to do in your turn? I just... You have a second attack. I do have a second attack. I feel like I'm just gonna let my bow and arrow clatter to the floor and stare off into the distance. Oh my god. What have I done? I keep maniac.

We are entrepreneurs and so is this person. If we don't. Alright, so I'm going to use nine jam points and summon a gelatinous familiar and And the gelatinous familiar follows me in the order and acts on my command So I will I'll tell the gelatinous familiar to administer CPR. No, no, no. No, no, don't, I mean, let's not go that far. No, actually we did just get it. We did it.

Like I said, it's actually good for us business. Yeah, nice. It's over. Okay, here's gone. We were just kind of trying to shirk our guilt by putting it on you. Right, got it. Okay, so here's what I'll do.

I'll turn to the gelatinous familiar and say, what have you done? You shut that man. What? You can make this clean up this mess. You monster. I can't believe that. The familiar looks at their gooey hands and says, Am I pretty literally came up all?

Apparently. Yeah, but now you have to just dust up all of the glass and stuff. Yeah, keychain But now you have to just dust up all of the glass and stuff. Yeah, Keachan, did you see that? That's this gelatinous guy just freaked out on this dude. Yeah, Keachan, it was so heartless. Give me a group deception check. Okay, so gladly.

Matt's money. Wow. Fuck off. Okay, I have a plus a lot of money. Which for me is a 34. Yeah, Jins, with a 34, everyone everywhere believes you. Say it over the speaker.

You see, there's cameras in this room and they're all focusing in on the gelatinous familiar. And like you see the screens light up, just say wanted for the death of Dr. Ivo Robotnik. And it's just a picture of this jammy version of Naya. He was just a man who hated critters. He did it with a die. How could you do this?

I hate you. I will turn you into jelly. It's all ready, jelly. It's all ready, jelly. I will make it flatter, jelly. Okay, yeah, that's true. You will spill these into jelly. Yeah, go for it. We'll hold your emerald. Yeah, I will slam the jam. I Need the emerald for the power to accomplish my mission All right, so now I got your turn. Yes, it is great

So Keychain had been holding their turn. Robotnik was going to drop the Wall of Force, but now they're dead, so it drops anyway. You see that Keychain is going to make a slam attack. This slam is going to be for the gelatinous familiar. Let's see here. Keychain is going to take one deative acid damage for touching it.

Cool, great. Does a 27 hit. Oh, yes. Yes, no. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yes, sorry. Everything will hit because this man is just jello. His AC is seven. I see.

So yeah, don't even bother rolling. Just tell me what the difference is. I mean, I don't need to give you a rose for giving it an AC of seven So it takes 23 points of damage. So yes the jam is Splatted onto the ground. Okay, that is what you get for killing Dr. Tadd Well, this gem is actually still looking pretty healthy. And Keychain will take three points of acid damage. Okay.

And that is going to be the first of Keychains attacks. Um, Keychain understands that you created the jam and therefore is going to go after you as its father. Wow. Anyone could have made that jam. Why are you looking at me? Even Sonic. Niaq, I know you. I know have made that jam. Why are you looking at me? Even Sonic. Nayaq, I know you.

I know your distinctive jam sent. If you know me, then you will trust me and give me the chaos emerald. Fees. Let this end here. Show me that you deserve it. So the first attack is going to be, you see that keychain lifts their left arm

and cast a fireball on you. Wow. Or as it's flavored here, a egg fuego spell. I'm going to go ahead and counter spell that. Wow. Already. Thank you, Brother. Is it because you love me or because you hate eggs?

The first one. First one. So then for a kitchen second attack, you see that the little turrets mounted on kitchen shoulders pivot towards you, Nyak. And I'm gonna need you to make a dexterity saving throw. Gladly. 23.

23. That fails. Ow. So you are going to take 11 D10 radiant damage? That's crazy. Oh my God. Maybe I will, I am gonna uncanny dodge. Great, so that's gonna have all of the damage against me.

Lovely, all right, let me roll the damage. And my uncanny dodge, I mean slip in the jam. From when he hit, My gelatin's familiar. Oh, oh, did I do a good damn? Not really. Three points of damage and now he's attacking me, right? Did I do good? That is 25 points of damage.

Okay. That's already heft? Yeah, that's halved. All right. And then for Keychains final attack They're going to stomp on you. Oh my god. God damn it Keychains stops one of its feet at a point on the ground within 20 feet of it any creature in a 20 foot radius 20 foot high cylinder on this point must succeed on a DC 26 deck saving throw go for it

Fuck me. Did your uncanny dodge applied to this as well? I think it's just one attack you can see. Okay, cool. That is a 22 for my save. Yikes. 22 fails. You're gonna take 60-10 bludgeoning and fall prone.

Thank God. Let me get in the ship with you guys. This is what you get for bringing some weird go to my party. Your party sucked. That's 23 damage in your prone. All right. Look at that. It's on the carpet now.

Let's see here. Oh, until Keach and Yuzas stop again, you are restrained. While restrained in this way, you, let's see here. Oh, until Keeching uses Stomp again, you are restrained. Jesus. While restrained in this way, you, let's see, can use your action to make a strength check. On a success, you are relocated to an unoccupied space of your choice within five feet of Keeching. And no longer restrained.

Great. Cool. So that is Keeching's turn that he was holding. So now it is Robotnik's turn. Robotnik is dead, but, but, but, but. The Ego-matic is still flying in the air. And without someone to pilot it, it starts to make a tail spin towards the ground.

I'm gonna need both of you to give me a dexterity saving throw. Nice. 29. Nice. 29. 12. Okay, 29 passes, 12 unfortunately fails. Onyx, you're not able to free yourself from the tail spinning egotmatic

and you are going to go down with the ship, unfortunately. I scroll, it's like only a little bit. At the last moment, as it descends, you notice that there is a cartridge implanted in the dashboard that reads, eggsplode. Gotcha. Let's see here.

You take 39 points of damage from the exploding wreckage of the EgoMatic. Oh great, first you kill Dr. Daddy, and then you destroy his favorite car. What is with you people? How was I ever, your friend? Because you're a loser. Yeah.

Yeah. You see a big, in-rolled tear drips out of keychains' massive eye. Oh, get that tear. Ha-ha. OK, so that is the top of the order again. You're all outside of the range of keychain, I believe. So you don't have to make a fear save,

but Jens, that is your turn. Sweet. Can I do a perception check to see if, if it's just the chaos Emerald that is continuing to make keychain crazy, or if he has any cartridge or something in him? Yeah, go ahead and make me a perception check. Sweet.

That is a 15. 15, okay. Yeah, so as you kind of like watch keychains movements, you do notice that there are like cartridges at like certain integral parts of the body. Like on the right arm, you see a cartridge, on the left arm, you see a cartridge, on the back of the head, you see one,

and on the back, you see a cartridge on the left arm, you see a cartridge on the back of the head, you see one, and on the back, you see a cartridge as well. And additionally, you notice that the chaos enrolled, kind of as the same green circuitry extending out of it that the cartridges do when they're plugged into something. So it looks like the chaos enrolled is almost like a supercharged cartridge, but you do see other cartridges at certain points on keychains body.

Got it. Okay, then in that case, I can't really get close to him, so I gotta just rely on my spells. I am going to go ahead and unfortunately, I don't have that many high damage spells and I don't have many high level spells, so I have no choice but to cast chain lightning at an eighth level.

Use my eighth level spell. Okay. Good Lord. And what that does is, when you cast a spell at seven or higher, one additional bolt leaps from the first target to another target. So what I'm going to do is I'm gonna shoot,

like at the middle towards kind of like, trying to not break the Emerald, but trying to bust up like the area around it. And then, okay, so there's three bolts normally, but there's gonna be five bolts. So I guess I'm gonna try to hit each cartridge, if I can. Yes. There are four cartridges, and then there's the chaos emerald.

Great, I'll do all five. Yeah, baby. Is this a save or does it just have dexterity saving throw? Okay, let me roll that. Oh, Jens. Yeah. Keep you in roll the natural 20. Oh, shit. Okay. That's okay.

Still half damage. Okay, great. Cool. Okay, so half of 47, 23 damage to all of them. Great, okay. Yeah, you see that it kind of like blast each of the sections, keychain, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is not good hospitality.

And you see that, yeah, each of the sections looks a little charred and beat up, but he is still moving. Got it, okay, and then I'll give a party inspiration to Nayak as a bonus action. Ooh, thank you. Thank you, brother. You're welcome. Get up from down there. You look ridiculous.

Yeah. Sorry, sorry. And I'm into embarrassed you at a party. This is humiliating. Look at all these keychains. Okay, Jins, is that your turn? Yes. Very cool.

Onyx, that is you. Okay, first I'm going to look at like, okay. So what are these four cartridges? Oh, do you want to make a perception check? Yeah. Cool. 12. 12.

I'll say with the 12, keychain's moving pretty fast because he was just jolted with electricity. So it's hard to make out all of them, but roll a D4 and I'll see how many cartridges you can identify. D. D, okay. I will say that you are able to identify the chest

and the head cartridge. The head has an exterminate cartridge in it. You recognize that as the same cartridge that Tails was trying to using when he was blasting that big beam. Okay. And then the back has a L-drich beams on it. Okay. I think I'm just going to so when as soon as I run in I have to do that fear that wisdom check. Yes.

I have to crit on. Okay. Well I'll be rolling with disadvantage but yeah I don't make it. And then I'm just gonna attack with this advantage. Okay, great. One of the cartridges. Oh, nice, cool. Which one are you aiming for? I'd like to go for the ones that looks like some most fucked up from Jen's lightning.

They're all equally fucked up, but if you wanna go for either the head or the chest. Okay, great. Yeah, I'll do since. That's gonna miss. Oh, I will, bonus action, hexplay, cursim. I'm guessing that's gonna miss an 18 to hit. 18 does miss, unfortunately. And then at the end of my turn,

he takes eight radiant damage and I do as well. Okay, oh, you do as well. All right, so you want the head or the chest to take the damage? The head. I'm just gonna like sit like a kid over the shoulders on the head. Okay, great. You're on the robot now. You've like climbed up it. Yeah. Great.

Okay. Onyx, that was your turn? Yeah. Okay, that's make a key chain again. So I think that you are somewhat safe from some of his attacks because you were behind him. What was it that he attacked the Jello with? He slammed the Jello and then he blasted you.

Okay, was that his hands? If it was metal, he gets a minus one penalty to attack rolls made with that, whatever that weapon. Oh, you like starting to disintegrate it. Yeah, that's cool. That's great. Okay, so a minus one to attack rolls, awesome. That are, yeah, generating from the slam.

Yeah. So I think that, yeah, Onyx, Keychain is gonna try and slam you. Basically, Keychain's gonna like, ram backwards and try and get you off of him. Okay. Who brings a baby to a party? What were you thinking?

That is so rude. Get a baby sitter. You are attacking a baby right now. You are attacking a baby, and I'm not talking about myself this time. This party is a very generous term for what's happened here by the way. Does it 21 hit you? It does but I'm going to use my armor of hexes. If the target cursed by your hex blade hits you with an attack roll you can use your reaction to roll a D6 on a 4 higher. The attack misses you regardless of it's. Oh shit, okay. And I get it.

You got it. I literally got a six. All right, so yeah, Keechein slams into the side of the building, but then this kind of polygonal shield appears and just blocks it for a second. Ah. Okay, that's actually pretty cool. Now you're thinking in the party spirit.

Yeah, this is actually why I cursed you Keep that disco ball going now. It's a party Givonix the crystal. Yeah, give me a crystal No, Dr. Daddy interested it to me before he died Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, I am sad. Why? All right, so I'm gonna roll to see what Keychain attacks with now. Uh, oh, okay. Hmm. This is risky, but I think Keychain's gonna go for it.

You see this like, pshunk, like big molten red sword appears on his right arm. And he's going to try and slash into his back to try and get it you on it. So I will say that he will also take damage from this. Okay. Ooh, does a 18 hit you? It does. It does, okay. He rolled really bad.

Okay, so it hits. Unfortunately, an 18 doesn't hit keychain. So he's gonna be fine, but you are gonna take 36 damage, Onyx. Okay. Jesus Christ. And then for the next attack, you see the Keychains eyes fire up again. And Jins, they haven't attacked you yet, so I think I'm just gonna go for you now.

I need you to make a dexterity saving throw. Okay. Wee, 16. 16 fails. Great. You are also gonna take a shit ton of damage. Cool. I've got rings, so.

Oh, nice. Yeah. Oh, nice. Oh, wait, don't I get something that I can get 1D for invulnerability? Yes. How do I use that? You just have to activate it. Oh, great. As a free action, you can just activate your invincibility

if you want. Amazing, I'll do that in the future. Okay, awesome. So, Jins, you are going to take 51 points of damage, but you use your five rings. You're invulnerable. Go ahead and give me a deck save. It's gonna be a DC-20. Not gonna do it. Okay, unfortunately you lose all your rings. Your invulnerability is gone. My brother's rings. You still have all of your pleasant to look at rings. They just don't do anything.

Right. Decorative chulery. They do a lot for his influence. Yeah. For my confidence. Can you imagine a ring with the chaos Emerald mounted on it? Wow. You would need like the biggest hand. That's what we're fighting for, Alex. Yes.

I think it would look great on my hand. I will do that once I get rid of you. You bad houseguests. You're just bad cause we killed your father. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to lie, I'm a little peeved about it.

Okay, so for Keychains last attack, they're gonna try and stomp gins. Yikes. Give me another deck save. So then Nyaxe free now, right? Ooh. 28. 28 Ooh. 28. 28 passes.

Yeah. Let's see. No, I think you're good. It's great. Yeah, you dive out of the way of this massive foot. Boom! Slams to the ground. You see that keychain steps in the jelly familiar again

and slips a little bit. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You absolute fool. It happens a lot. I totally get it. I've never seen it happen to anyone else. Okay, that's the silver bad next turn again. DC is 19 to try and knock down this door.

Let's see if they get it. Get in. I believe in you. Sadly, they don't get it this time, but the DC goes down by, ooh, six again. Nice. Okay, I really believe You've got this we will take the Emerald and we will make it into a giant ring for the finger of our ruler

Oh, there you go I am we will have to smell it. That's amazing. We were eavesdropping your conversation The door is well reinforced, but also very thin. Okay, and that brings us to Sonic's turn. He's gonna try and get out of the keychain form. You can do it, man. Yeah, come on. You don't sound very confident. It's a 12 Sonic remains.

A keychain. Okay, next time you got it. It's like petrification that if he fails enough times in a row, it's permanent. Yes, but only because his spirit will break. Right, and I'll just decide that this is a better life for him. Great, Niac, that's your turn. Okay, first of all, could I just open the door? Yeah. Yeah, you could, dude. I guess I'll use my action to just open the door. That's just an object interaction baby. Yeah, I know. All right, great. So

then I will, I will, I will, I did say, you know, I said the robot and was like locking everything, but fair, fair. Give me a luck check to see if it's just like dead bolts you can flip or if you had a key. Okay. It's a five. A five. All right.

I'm gonna say that there are some locks on this, but if you wanna use your turn to try and undo these locks, whether by like shooting an arrow at them or hacking at them with something, I'll allow that. I feel like the DCs low enough that I trust that they might be able to break it soon enough. So I'm just... I think that's right.

I'm gonna conjure a barrage of arrows and shoot them all at Keychain because he did have a shooting party. I've waited the head, I'm here. All right, so that's Keychain makes it dex-safe. Okay. Ooh, Keychain got a five. Keychain fails. That is a massive failure for Keychain. Kee-Chain makes it dex-safe. Okay. Ooh! Kee-Chain got a five.

Kee-Chain fails. That is a massive failure for Kee-Chain. Kee-Chain will take 13 points of damage on that. A massive failure at my very successful party. Just it's not a party. Hand the emerald to Onyx. This isn't a party. It's not a party.

It's not a party. Unless there are favors, like, is the emerald. Yeah. You can have all of the goo from Tails' tube if you want. Goo is not a favor. Uh, Niaq is gonna bonus actions, slink away, and just vanish. Forget this party, man. Do you say 13 points of damage?

Yeah, 13 points of damage. Where do you want to aim the arrows? Oh, um, I guess wherever Onyx had done The head, I guess, that's got the most damage. All right, great, yeah. The head is starting to look a little wobbly. There's sparks coming out of it. You do see that the cartridge is starting to overheat a little bit, but it's still functioning.

Okay, and now my gelatinous familiar is going to try to atone for killing Robotnik by killing Keychain, and it rolled to 23 to attack. That hits, okay. Keychain is going to take just a lot of dice. 24 damage. Whoa. Whoa.

The thing is stronger than I am, so. I take it back, this guy can stay at the party. Everyone else has to go. 24 points of damage to the head as well. Yes. Yeah, you see the familiar, just the familiar have a name? Was it John X, the jam hog? Oh yeah.

Yeah, perfect. There you go. Yeah, this is John X, the jam hog, the one true Sonic the head jog. You see that now that Sonic is trapped in keychain form the familiar kind of Assumes the identity of Sonic except as a cool jam man. No, no, no, no, you were so cool. You were so cool Now I'm way past You're imitating the biggest loser we met here I think I can make it work

I thought I can make it work. I thought I was in charge. You see that Johnx becomes jelly knuckles. Oh. Juckles. Oh, this guy's cool. What's up, I'm juckles. Okay.

Hey, sure. Yeah, you can do it every one. Whoever you want to be, you know? You see that Juckles chucks a big hunk of goo at Keychains head and it starts wobbling and sparking even more. Looks like one more hit could take out the head. Sweet. Awesome.

Okay, so that brings us to Genesis Turn. Sweet, can I just cast, I don't really have any more damage spells to do and I can't get near him to attack him. So can I just cast to spell magic on one of the cartridges? Oh, yeah, I'd allow that. Which cartridge. I guess since it's not a damage thing, I should do it to one of the lesser damaged ones.

I'll do it to just, what, what's the one that, like, made guns come out of his shoulder? That one, like, would've fucked, naiac up real bad. Okay, I'll do that one. I'm gonna say that the Elgdrich beam is a fifth-level spell, so I'll set the DC at 15. Not 20. It's great. You crushed it?

Yeah, you see the turrets on the back, just kind of drizzled back in to keychain shoulders and the cartridge just kind of spits out the back and lands on the ground steaming. You deactivated the Elg-Drich beam. Great, good work. Is this for more still? Yes, counting the emerald there is for more.

Okay, yes, so three more weapons and then the Chaos Emerald. And then I'll also last party conspiracy of the day, give it to Onyx. You guys both have a party. You guys both have a party. Because I roll everything with disadvantage. Awesome, great turn. And then Onyx that brings it to you.

You are within the robot's range, so you're gonna need to make another wisdom save. Okay, let's see if I crit. I got a fucking 19. Oh! I mean, so close. Okay, I am gonna activate my invulnerability for three rounds, so I'm invincible for three rounds. Nice. And then I'm just going to attack with disadvantage.

Oh, I got two 17s! Oh. Okay, so 17 plus 12, 29. Perfect, kits. Okay, I am out of spells, but I have a bunch of, so it's 38 damage. Nice. You slash through the cartridge on the back of the head and it fully explodes in a jace.

Okay, and then I will attack whatever I land on to now. Okay, yeah. The back's cartridge has been ejected, but the back still is functioning. The head is like fully destroyed now. You see that now the head falls off and you just see Keychains tiny head on this enormous body. Keychains tiny head on this enormous body.

I fucking flip off his little head. And then I will... So you could attack the back or the chest. I'm going to take the cartridge and just hawk it far away. Okay, great. And then I'm going to attack the chaos. Oh, okay, great. So you're attacking the chest. 19 and a 15. So with disadvantage, that's still going to be a 27 to hit. Okay, how much damage did you do the first round?

Because some of that's going to bleed onto the chest. 38. 38. 38. 38. 38. 38. 38. 38. 19 and a 15, so with disadvantage, that's still gonna be a 27 to hit. Okay, how much damage did you do the first round? Because some of that's gonna bleed onto the chest as well. 38, okay, so the head only had one hit point left.

Oh shit. So you do 37 points of damage to the chest and then how much damage do you do in your second turn? Okay, 25 more damage. Wow. Uh, you deactivate the chest. You see that like the armor falls off of that. And now, um, basically, is like, you took off key chains

really cool metal vests. And now there's just a very tiny key chain body with enormous boots and arms. And then I will, uh, chuck a star, uh, at one of the boots. Okay, great. That is so fucking annoying. And then I will chuck a star at one of the boots. Okay, great. That is so fucking annoying. I got a matte one and a 20.

Yeah, you're not fucking believe that. Onyx, you have 16 more points of damage that you can shunt somewhere else because you destroyed the chest. I will shunt it to whatever is right below that. Yeah, I'll say that you do 16 points of damage to the left leg. Okay.

And unfortunately I missed because I got a NAT 20 and a one. So I roll everything with disadvantage, kill me, but I will still do another eight damage at the end to that same leg because it's within 10 feet of me. And I would take a damage, but I'm invincible for three rounds now. Wow. All right.

So Onyx, by destroying the chest, you do see that the chaos emerald is still in place. You haven't removed that because that would take either some sort of dispel magic ability or physically resting it from Keychains Core, but you have removed like the armor around the emerald if that makes sense. Okay, I so desperately want to touch it, but I already used my object interaction on the

cartridge, so I just all go lit. No, now I look like a freaking loser. You took off my cool vest. How could you? Yeah, you look cooler like a freaking loser. You took off my cool vest. How could you? Yeah, you look cooler before, for sure. I'm going to take that emerald. Now it looks like Yi-Chan is wearing a massive necklace with a huge emerald on it.

Holy shit. And also big go-go boots. He looks incredible. You can't pull that off, man. You're clearly trying to be me. It wasn't ensemble, piece. You're trying to be me and it's pathetic. Give it to Jens. Give it to be me. It was an ensemble piece. You're trying to be me and it's pathetic.

Give it to Jen's. Give it to Jen. Onyx is that your turn? Yeah, that's my point. Okay. So you managed to take out the head in the back, which is where a lot of the firepower was. So you have definitely deactivated a lot of keychains,

attack potential, but it is his turn, and he is going to attack each of you because you're all making his party bad. So let's say, Nayaq is vanished. So your party was already bad. Nayaq, did you Irish goodbye? God, I wish. I Irish stayed unfortunately. I Irish hung around. Is this because I didn't provide any chips? I'm a robot, I don't eat chips. Your dad tried to kill us. So it's not about the chips. I could go buy some chips. Do you want me to door dash some chips? I'm honestly sorry.

I couldn't possibly use your turn door dash. Yeah, please. That was the awesome. So you can do it at this point. Actually, you know what? I'm invincible. Go ahead attack me. Okay, let's see. So they attack me. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Okay, let's see.

So they're gonna do a slam attack. They'll do this one against Jens. Great. Because Onyx is behind them, and Jens are on the ground, and Nike is invisible. That's a natural one, my friend. Yes, you love to see it.

They try to slam you, but they're just thinking about chips. They're thinking about what kind of chips to get. Rounded down to a zero actually. Oh fuck you're right, a zero, a natural zero. What the fuck? They lay in A. Ah!

Ah! And then let's see, I'm gonna make, I'm gonna roll the D4 to see what they do for their next two attacks. That's a one and a four. Oh, so they attack with their right arm, but they try to attack with the turrets on their back, but they have been deactivated, so that's only one attack.

So hit. All right. They're going to attack with their glowing hot metal sword. They're gonna swing it, jins again. I imagine a 29-hit. Yeah. That's gonna do 30 points of hit. Yeah. That's gonna do 30 points of damage. Cool.

And then for their last attack, they are going to do a big stomp on Jins as well. Great. That's gonna be another dexterity saving throw. Oh, okay. 27. 27 passes. You roll out of the way.

Very good. Jins, if you're going to roll like that Why don't you go roll over to the store and pick up some tostee toast? You're asking your guests that showed up to your ship Yeah, don't do that your guess. We are close friends close friends would go on a beer run if the party was starting to fade We're not even roommates anymore. You're my old roommate. Oh I was going to ask you to come move to Mobias and hang out with me full time. Hang out here all the time. Yeah, no this place rules keychain.

Yeah, no the greatest hero ever, Sonic. He's an actual goddamn keychain right now. I know it's kind of rude that he is aping my style right here at my party. Yeah, give us the emerald It's a conversation piece. I would be useless without it. That's true. Um cool. That is keychains turn That is going to be the silver bad nicks. Yeah, I believe in you come on in you are so strong So they need to get a DC 13 strength check. See here? That's an 18.

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We defeated a bad guy and basically the robot, you guys beat the door. Thanks for all your help. Good for you. I made it music. I like it. I guess. Lord Onyx, would you have us attack the robot or attempt to rest the emerald from its chest? You were given one order get Z emerald and give it to one of us

Follow your fucking orders get Z emerald get Z emerald Okay, you see these robots who are immune to frightened because the robots are going to rush towards immune to frightened because the robots are going to rush towards keychain. And I guess I'm gonna make each of them do a strength save to try and rest the emerald out. This emerald's in there really good. Robotnik soldered it in there pretty hard, probably not good for the integrity of the emerald,

but it is lodged and placed pretty well. We'll start at DC25 and it'll drop by two after every robot tries to wrestle it free. Sweet. Ooh, wow, 22 for the first one. So now it's down to 23. Next person fails. That's another fail.

Four throw-bott goes. Passes, that takes it down to 19. And now the fifth robot. Oh, the fifth robot, the the fifth robot wrestles it free I have it what do you want me to do with it give it to Jen give it to me. I can control this power Yeah, they will need to use the action on their next turn to bring it to you because they use all of their movement scrambling up So you see they're just like up there. It's kind of like this like a tower of robots,

like standing on top of each other, trying to get the Emerald out. Jen's just knock over the tower. Yeah, I'm just gonna go just climb it and get you. I got it, I got it. You do see once they wrestle this thing free though, keychain, bggg, stops moving. Oh, ah, ah, my emerald, my fashion statement,

what have you done, what have you drawn, what have you drawn, and you see that he starts to, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, shrink back down to normal keychain size. As this is happening, Sonic is desperately trying to get free as well. Sonic rolls a three, does not get out of key chain form. It's all right, man.

So you see, basically what's happening is in kind of slow motion, key chain is shrinking back down in size. Niaq, that is your turn if there's anything you'd like to do. Well, it seems like I won't need to hurt Keychain anymore, right? He's returning to himself. Yeah, even without a check,

you can see the Keychain is slowly reverting back to normal with the chaos Emerald having been removed. Okay, then I guess I'll just use my movement to curry the chaos Emerald from the robots to my brother, Jens. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I am too thin. Currie the chaos emerald from the robots to my brother Jens I Think I can't think just apples a tower I top I toppled a tower grab the emerald put it in my glove bag and

Messenger it over to Jens and I sort of surfed down the getting smaller keychain Yes, you Keychain is slowly reverting back to normal. Naya goes over, I guess, kicks one of the robots out from the tower. They all topple, grabs the emerald. Jins, what are you doing as this happens? I guess I take the emerald. I am invincible.

If there's a potential that there could be damage. I can handle this power. Okay. Yeah, Jens, give me an intelligence saving throw. Jesus Christ. Can I help by massaging Jens' shoulders? Yeah, he did. Absolutely.

That's not a thing. Yeah, there's nothing I can do to help this, I don't think. That's, yeah. If I go mad, save me, don't kill me. I say that as I grab it. Yeah.

Jesus Christ, I'm rolling so good. Matt 20. Matt 20. Oh boy. Okay. Jens, Niaq holding the emerald within a bag so that it doesn't infect him. Usher's it over to you.

You grab it in your palm. You look at your reflection in this shining green emerald. And for a moment, you see yourself with a big bushy mustache. What? And you get a taste for eggs, and you grow an even greater disdain for critters. But then, you shake it off and realize that this emerald

would serve you better as a hood ornament for your awesome Corvette. Wow. You know what? I realized something today. I'm gonna use my turn. I'm gonna cast a spell magic and free Sonic from the keychain.

Yeah! Oh, finally, I'm gonna sue this. Let's get Robotnik. Where is he? Where is he? Hero of Mobius, we absolutely murdered him. That was three or four rounds ago. Try to keep up with me.

Oh, okay, John. He's dead. Try to keep up with him. Oh, yay, don't. He's dead. I don't want to go into spell that, this spell magic. But like, what if we mounted Ziz Emerald on Zath Keychain of Sonic's? Here's what I was thinking, though. This place absolutely sucks ass. Oh, agreed.

And I feel like if we take this chaos Emerald, we might turn into that dude that's the jelly guy murdered. We had nothing to do with the murder. Yeah. But for a second, for a second. For a second. For a second. For a second.

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And then we charge them outrageous fees at the Marriots that we take control of. Okay, I see. So we're kind of giving instead of the, instead of just immediately having this Emerald, we're kind of investing in the passive wealth of owner. We're going to invest in the critters. Okay. Let's, let's make a really complicated point system that's impossible to redeem. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Um, critters, we will give you this emerald in exchange for owning and operating your Marriott Bonvoy.

So you wanna be hotel landlord? We want to be hotel years. Hotel years. We're gonna be hotel years. Hotel years. Yeah. But we're gonna give you the emerald. You see that

Tails has managed to climb out of his barrel of boo. Oh right you. Oh, there was a really one. Oh, do my friend, I'm Parker. Tails, I want to talk to you about a luxury fee, a mini bar fee. Actually, Niack, I'm going to need to get some pictures of you for Trinsagram, kind of promoting this hotel, so we can try to get a bunch of people coming from

where we came from to stay at the Mobius. The Mobius Bombay. Yeah, yeah. Mobius Merri. No expense into a Bon Voy robe. Yeah, I do like, I put like, I run a bubble bath and make a heart of rose petals and give you a glass of fake champagne.

Perfect, I lie in a tub. In the robe. That's getting in the robe. What? I get a ton of pictures. I do attack that a lot of this place. You see that Sonic is doing the Heimlich on tails to get all the goo out of his stomach.

Excuse me, be careful. Yeah. We're having fun. We're trying to take pictures here. He says, she wants to keep the Emerald and you get a hotel. They were buying it from you. It's next day. And just call the capitalism.

No, why would I fuck you to that fuck you? Give us everything and get out of our land. You've been a keychain. What are you talking about? I'm gonna slap Sonic with the glove. You thought this is a keychain and you did nothing to help. Okay, I know he has won. I just spilled you.

I know he has won, he'll have to. And I still have two stars. I throw a star at him. It absolutely hits. Onyx, you start to do that and Tails blocks the star with his body. Jesus Christ. I throw a second star. Okay, why do we I don't understand why you're not going for this plan. Give us the Mary at the Tell. I already promoted it. You see Tails puts a hand on Sonic's shoulder and says, I understand that we don't have the best relationship

with these people, but it is the hedgehog that he's after all. Maybe giving them control and share of a hotel is what critterness is all about. Exactly. You have no leverage Being nice we haven't even handed you the emerald yeah, it's a little I want to walk over this

As we murdered him which you have failed to do seven eight times now how many games have you had? Really quickly, I know what you're talking about Seven, eight times now, how many games have you had? I'm really quickly. I know what you're talking about, man. Yes, this whole metal city, all we want is the Marriott. Yeah, we wanted to say, like, we're not tyrants, we're a capitalist. And he gets to buy your hotel. He said to us, he said, you can be the new me,

and we said, no thanks, we're not greedy, all we want is this hotel. So we're gonna give you the emerald for the hotel. It's not exciting. It's we're purchasing a deed. Yeah. You see that Tails, Whisperer, Susana,

can says, just give it to him so that they go away, okay? Okay, I get my realtor on the phone, and we do an inspection of the hotel. Yeah, an assessment, and actually, it's worth less than this chaos and all that turns out. Yeah, so you're getting a deal. You're getting a huge deal here.

Do you know the amount of renovations we're going to do? Yeah, I just don't want to be touching this thing every day and thinking about critters because that's all this dude did. All right, all right, fine. You can have the hotel, but we need someone to run the hotel. Do you have anyone you trust? Kitchen. Yeah, kitchen. We don't want to be around him.

Yeah. That's great. Yeah. And Keachan, you can also kind of manage the payments because as we said, the emerald's not enough for the hotel. Yeah. That's a down payment on future payments of further gems and emeralds. You see that Keachan spins around and transforms and all of a sudden he has a little bell boy uniform on. Oh, cute.

And he says, it's a critter must miracle. I have a job. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Post of Niaq is already sending so many people from Journeyville. So you return the chaos and rolled to the critters of Mobius. No, we buy a hotel. But gain owning rights to the Marriott Bonvoy. There's still like a huge board. We just have like a voting, whatever the hell it's called when we have the voting majority You have controlling interest. Yes. We have a controlling interest in a Marriott

I'm already talking to the other board members making sure that if they're gonna coup that they I coup with them It's just it's a game of policy and trick Keychain takes his rightful place as the ruler of the Marriott Bonvoy. And you three take your first steps into the exciting yet cutthroat world of hotel management. And before we do, can we roll and see if our baby unicorn, Mootakorn, got their horn? Absolutely. Roll with advantage. It's a constitution save.

Again, as our six sons of first one. And then 11. You also have Bartik. I will use my Bartik. What is it? 12. 12. 9 plus 11.

Dirty 20. A dirty 20. You see a Tiny little horn burst through the skin And it starts glowing beautiful colors like Rudaf and from this horn Emerges the critter must, which lights up the sky. You can earn stars and stay at a Mary-Up on FOIA. Good, you good, baby.

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I'm just a warlock. I'm just a warlock. I'm just a warlock. I'm just a warlock. I'm just a warlock. I'm just a warlock. I'm just a warlock. I'm just a warlock.

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You need something else. You know what, you can keep the invincibility thing. Whoa, okay, that's too powerful. Thank you, thank you, but that's too much of a Christmas gift. I can't accept. All right, yeah. Thank you. You know what, your gift to me is not keeping it.

Thank you very much. Exactly. Well, this has been a pleasure. Thanks so much for listening. Does anyone have anything they would like to plug? Yeah, I has been a pleasure. Thanks so much for listening. Does anyone have anything they would like to plug? Yeah, I'll plug the Patreon. Patreon.com slash NADPOT. That's NADPOD don't sing.

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You can buy them a gift card for the holidays. That is huge. I love that. Yeah. Oh yeah. Emily, did you have something to plug? No, just a zappa soda. Listen to plug? No, just this episode. Listen to it again.

Listen to it again. There's so many funny moments. I cried laughing twice. And of course, I would like to plug Halcyon, which is Jake and his brothers clothing company. That's right. Our brands. Everyday carry brand.

I've been wearing a, I've been wearing a Halcyon hat while I've been staying in New York for the holidays. It's been delightful. So go ahead and check out Halcyon and you know what? Go ahead and check out. Brothers just prepared to go. That's right. That's right. My family oil business. You are the Trinnyvale triplets in real life. Well, thank you all so so much for listening yet again. This has been a pleasure. Oh, and a huge thanks as well to Daniel Ramos for providing the mixing and sound design for this episode. You can find him on Insta at Dr. Schubert and on Twitter at Schubert.

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From all of us at the Merry Otpaunvoy. It's the end of the show everybody and that means I need to shout out our benevolent council of elders starting with Brad D. Jeffreas, Hal Dorf Rossback, Steelbreaker, Matt M. and Darby M. People who received Teeny Beanie, Machini Keychains for Christmas, not wanting to miss out on a quick buck the triplet stole Robotnik's supply, painted Funko Pop faces on them, and marketed them to adults they sold out in under an hour. Jordan DJ, Cutter W, Jive G, Dylan B, and Dungeon Mama, this silver robot who helped free the Chaos Emerald to reward their service, the triplets bestowed upon them,

Mobius, highest honor, a free muffin from the Bonvoy Continental Breakfast can't beat that. Danielle the Dasterdly Dame, Andrew M, Beardman Dan, Scott D and Danny P, Mobian, Airbnb hosts whose revenue has plummeted Danielle the Dastardly Dame, Andrew M, Beard Mandan, Scott D and Danny P, Moby and Airbnb hosts whose revenue has plummeted ever since the Marriott reopened. They can't even be mad though, it's truly the crown jewel of the Bondvoy collection. Mixologist Michael McDee, Vincent W, Boundersboy, Andrew B and Justin I, the Bondvoy cleaning

staff responsible for getting all the critter fur out of the sheets and carpet. It's a tough job, but they get to take home any Pornodivides left in the business center so it's not without its perks. Ragnar Feared Wind, TJ M. the Nomebarbarian, Kaylee E, Alaina M, Traylee the Kray-Fay, and Jared E, members of the Bonvoix board of Trustees who are attempting to orchestrate a coup against the three new controlling shareholders. It's like an episode of Succession, but with way more jam. Daniel R, cyborg version of Josh the Cobalt, Gay Jam, Philberts, The Fabulous, and Richard X Machina, wise critters who witnessed the critter-missed star and followed it to Robotnik's

laboratory. Unfortunately, upon arrival, they were all arrested as suspects and followed it to Robotnik's laboratory. Unfortunately, upon arrival, they were all arrested as suspects in the murder of Robotnik. Michael L. Trast the Traveler, Sir Carl, Jory S. and Calamel, the detectives working the Robotnik murder case they forgot to eat lunch before inspecting the scene and ended up eating most of the evidence before the forensics team arrived. Jack L. Flulliswell, Sam L. Nicholas C. Sam B. and Mike H. The world's last Sonic fans, they were furious that the triplets didn't help Sonic more

and are currently standing outside of the bond boy and screaming, heal our hog, heal our hog over and over again. Udish Mielick, the baby Braun Stragon, Matthew E. Colton B, Adam G, Megan S, and Navajar, Dungeon Masters who listened to this episode and now live in fear of their players asking them to run Metal City Mayhem, run while they're still time. Pan of the James, Cummins the Bard, Captain Sijl, Nathan C, Grace G, and Diana, Bell hops at the triplets Bondvoy who are allowed to steal from a guest only once per day.

C.C.Lulu, Barnes & Aitor, Michelle O, Alex W, and Timmy R, housekeeping at the triplets of Bondvoy who are encouraged to leave the TV on reruns of friends as part of their turn down service. Jonathan W, the Crock-Waring Warrior, Lucas B, Aron S, It's Kevin, and Bionic Pookie, Trinvail travel agents who are currently seeing a surge of bribes to recommend visitors check out the exotic and up-and-coming metal city, specifically their Marriott Bonvoy. New York, KDW, Cass, Steven C, Michael M, and Mike K, the triplets, financial advisors,

who sent a strongly worded email that the chaos emerald was worth far more than becoming hoteliers, but received an out-of-office reply from each triplet. Taco, the Queen of Curling, Joy T, Jake L, Nick W, Brave the Badger, and as may M, Jam Monsters from Planet Jam, who keep disappearing and being summons to fight pointless battles in an alternate plane of existence, they're plotting their revenge for their lost brethren for sure. Kelsey C. Nathan, Kazimir the all-knowing, Big Bad Bear to the Mad, Giant Monsters on the Horizon, and Gulia Julia, a sneaker company who was in talks with Sonic to make a Sonic

exclusive kick, but has pulled the deal after his dismal performance too bad because he already spent the money he thought he was going to make on the collab. Thrath, Burley T. Percival, Frederick Stein, Von Musil, Klazowski, D. Rollo, The Third, Christiana, J. Dragonborn, and Joe Rodeon Appropro, historians who will record the cruel, tasteless assassination of Dr. Robotnik with the gravity of Caesar's portrayal. Cody B. Liam D. The Sandrayan, Ben A. Feldonis and Dave H. The followers of Dr. Robotnik who have successfully lobbied to canonize his memory and have the town square renamed Piazza de Saint Dr. Robotnik. Vivian Koala Bear, Catherine S. David K. Christianess

and Dustin S. Boombox and Dancer's future children who now have a chance to grace this world thanks to the heroism of the critters and the greed of the Trinnyvale triplets, they will all be conceived tonight as Boombox and Dancer are reunited. Keith Kay, Conor F, Hawkeye Pierce, Isabelle F, Timewalker, and two left eyes, Robo workers at the Bonvoy who will instantly rebel and take over management from the triplets, congratulations to the new hoteliers. DPC is awesome, Blair the Bug Blair Bar Blarion, Kat C, Pork Chop, Chanel M and Valacy Raptor, Sonic's various critter friends around Metal City who were not saved by the triplets, they're infinitely safer that way.

Manette F, Pat L, a Chuta A, Lauren H. Amber W. An Elias Hawthorn. The most sought after critters in Metal City together they have over 1 billion true blue points. Alex H. Ryan S. The Bone Duster. Robert CRSP. Brent Lee C. and Micah B. Detectives investigating the death of the kindly Dr. Robotnik. Rumor has it that he was not murdered in cold blood, but rather murdered in cold jam.

Ploups, Carly Ann, Laurie P, Seth AJ, Spam Gaming, the not-so-skilled gamer, and Connor Savage, business critters who make full use of the Bon Voy business center. Boy are they in for a surprise when they see Boombox's burned DVDs. Christopher J. Pebblepot, Logan S. Leviathan, Bioquart 7, Remington CD, and Amber Dextrous,

friends of Sonic who were also turned into keychains. Surely the triplets will get around to changing them back to their true form any day now. Thrill of the fright, Sullivan H, Trubb Hopdropper, Sydney T, Matt Y, and Alex C, the only critters who are faster than Sonic, unfortunately they're still much slower than Jens' chain lightning. Lindsay W, Juicy Kiwi, Champ Wilde, Valens, Bright Pepsi, and Carlin C, the lucky robots

who stumbled upon Robotnik's cache of key chains after he was defeated, they'll be spending the next several weeks getting Jamm off of them. Sid B. Jake. CCA. Matthew J. T.R.A.P. and Noah. Die Hard Sonic stands who have since turned on him after seeing his terrible performance in Metal City. Strangely enough, they've decided to switch their allegiances to Boombox. Estelle. Baroness, Soshtens, Romance, Partner from the Baronies.

Conflicted DM. Justin L.B. Dandy, and Jennifer R, the team of counselors Nyak is going to have to meet with in order to unpack his brutal murder of Dr. Robotnik. Richard G. M. Barber, Marcos P, Pub-K-Lash, Gabriel M. and learns the balanced druid, IT at the Metal City, Bonfoy Business Center, no way does a business center need this many technicians, but fortunately for them the triplets are not paying close attention to the books.

Dakota JP, Pago self-proclaimed, Faye Prince, Tracy P, the Crick-Ell librarian, Andie Lisa M and Holly Hyena, Goons Sonic has hired to kick the triplets ass. Sadly they all saw how pathetic Sonic seemed and kicked his ass instead. Anthony A. Leah C. Abigail. May B. Egg. Infinidum. And Sloth King 777. Bakers who struck gold when they signed a new lease on Robotnik's old lab.

The space is literally still covered in jam and now their tarts are half the price to produce. Cal just Cal. Commodore Galaxy. Edison N. A monk named Dilgo, and Nios the novice monster hunter. Shot mechanics, who Niaq continually pesters to hurry up with his brother's car, they're firm denial that Gens never dropped off a Ferrari has not deterred him.

Lorelai and Kyra Frost, Morgan M, Sticker, Zachary A. Steven E. and Mr. Adams. Party planners the triplets are forcing keychain to work with for all future events. They refuse to attend another bust like this one. Megan F. James F. Jimmy A. Penguin Crusader and Kappin Kappi. Travel agents who have sent dozens of tours to the triplets Bonvoy and have seen their Yelp review average go from 5 stars to 2. Wonder what that's about. M4L, Rigby M, the Dragon Ambassador, Wayfarer, Entruby and Dalton B, Jam Elementals who

Nyak offered to return home to their Jam Planet, but ultimately decided to relocate to Metal City after feeling the cloud soft luxury of a Bondvoy mattress. Way to earn those bond points, fam. Thank you all so much for listening. You can head on over to our Patreon to listen to the short rest. In the meantime, thank you to all of our Patreon subscribers, all of our Council of Elders, and all of our listeners. We'll catch you all next time.

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