Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce - Kylie & Jason on Couples Costumes, Uncle Trav Babysitting Update & Bikini Wax Maintenance | Ep. 42

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

Kylie’s back for a very special, very spooky, very scruffy Halloween episode of Not Gonna Lie presented by Toyota and is joined by her first-ever repeat guest – her husband Jason! Kylie kicks things off with a very exciting announcement (2:25) – make sure to follow us @nglwithkylie for even more details next week. Jason also weighs in on the latest internet debate: who does Finn Kelce look like? (3:31) Kylie and Jason get right into the Halloween spirit with a special edition of “Can I Be Honest?” where they share their opinions on couples costumes (5:20), reveal what the family has officially decided on dressing up as this year, as well as the candy they absolutely have to steal from their kids’ trick or treat bags. Then, we put the “Doom” in “Doomscroll of the Week” this Halloween by reacting to a TikToker’s take on a last minute Kylie Kelce costume (14:02). Kylie and Jason then share what they believe would actually come in the official Kylie & Jason costume sets. The Kelces also discuss if it’s weird to see people dressing up as their family each year and their personal favorite Kelce fan costumes they’ve seen over the years (16:45). After that, Kylie and Jason answer a bunch of the Real Ones’ questions for them in “Ask Me *Some* Things, starting with some Halloween related debates like how young is too young to start trick or treating (19:30)? Kylie and Jason then answer the rest of the Real Ones’ most burning questions about their latest timeline for adopting a cat (26:05), how to get kids to stop swearing, Jason’s most “viral” moments (31:10), Travis’ babysitting skills (32:20) and the famous vacuum story (36:12). Then, in the sequel to the “Pop Culture Trivia Off” the couple did on Valentine’s Day, Kylie and Jason have a rematch to determine once and for all who knows the LEAST about pop culture (39:40). Kylie may or may not believe she was sabotaged with the questions Queen Emma specifically selected for her… and it’s hilarious. If you couldn’t already tell, this is Queen Emma writing to you right now [insert turtle emoji]. And lastly – Kylie and Jason do another taste test – this time we’re getting festive with all different types of candy corn, one of Jason’s least favorite candies (54:08). The Kelces also go on an incredible food-related tangent including a story about Travis in Cincinnati. Make sure you tune into More Sh*t Monday on the Not Gonna Lie YouTube channel for more exclusive clips from Kylie and Jason’s Halloween Special. Plus some behind-the-scenes moments from the taping you won’t want to miss. . . . Purchase NGL Merch: www.nglkylie.com Support the Show:   Toyota: To learn more about the Toyota Sienna, please visit www.toyota.com/SiennaSkittles: Check out ‘Ghost Roommate’! Tune in to watch the entire 63 second series on Skittles Tiktok @Skittles Taste The Rainbow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You're about to have a plague of outsiders descend on your town. Let me tell you this. It's going to be consequences. Mayor of Kingstown, new season now streaming on Paramount Plus. Not going to lie on my way to the studio today, I looked at myself and thought, do other people dress up to shoot podcasts? I don't. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome back to a very special, very spooky, very scruffy episode of Not Gonna Lie. Scruffy.

You. A wave original. Would you stop? This is why it takes some four hours. I swear to God. A Wave Original brought to you by Toyota. Let's Go Places. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey.

My favorite Halloween candy is Twix. But the fun size are not fun size. I don't enjoy watching scary movies. I do not need any additional jump scares in my life. And I have four children with this Japanese Maple sitting next to me today. I wish to run in with that joke. I don't know. How do you feel about it?

I feel good about it. You do? I think Japanese maples look great They're beautiful trees They are ornamental They are They get the job done They do

Nice Okay, well I guess I should intro you He's the co-host of the other podcast My Favorite Bearded Being And there are many to choose from A Future Hall of Famer for his NFL career And his outstanding work as a dad And of course

He's my husband Jason, welcome back to Not Gonna Lie Thank you, Kyle Thanks for having me I feel like I'm pointing about you. It kind of looks. It looks a little odd. You're going to have to bleep that, Brad.

Can you see his face? I still have not gotten eyes on this. Can you see his face? I mean, I can see it. Okay. Coming up on today's Halloween special, we're going to start off by getting honest about some couple's costumes.

Then we're going to get a ton of the real ones questions. And I'd be shocked if there wasn't a cat question in the mix. That question? Always. There always are. Because we ask the real ones what their questions were. So these are actual fan questions for you.

And since the real ones enjoyed it so much last time, we're going to do a rematch of the pop culture trivia, the battle for who knows the least. You won last time by one. Did I? Yep. Nice. Not nice.

But first, let's get into this week's NGL announcements. This is a big one, guys. For reasons I cannot comprehend, since I started this show, you have demanded more, more minutes, more clips, more behind the scenes, more episodes, it's bullshit. I don't know why you keep doing that, but I did hear you, so I'm excited to announce that I'm starting another brand new series exclusively on YouTube called, you guess it, fuck around and find out, aka F-A-F-O. It's literally, we go out. We find someone to fuck around with

and we find out about things that they may be an expert on. And we're just there to go for it. Fuck around and find out. Sounds fun. And you are due to come fuck around with us. Yes. Okay. Like a nice little tease.

This is in addition to the pod. I'm not quitting the pod. We'll still be here and then we'll fuck around and find out on other times once a month for you guys. Nice. The first episode comes out this coming Tuesday. November 4th, right on our NGL YouTube channel. Also follow us on all socials at NGL with Kylie.

We'll be announcing more details on Monday. You know, the day of more shit. Next up, our Real One comment of the week. And it looks like the internet has decided I finally got one. Real One, T.S. Crazier, wrote, Kylie finally brought the jeans for Kylie. And Jason replied, Oh, it's already in there.

Nice. What did you say? I see what you did there. Uh, yeah. Is that what you said? Yeah. I figure hot. You answered.

Yeah, it's a funny pun on the word jeans. It was very funny. Yeah. Do you agree with this? Do I think? They're trying to say Finn looks like me. I'm aware. Yeah, I know what they're saying.

I think she looks very similar to the way Ellie looked as a baby. But with darker hair. So she has more facial features that resemble you than Benny and Wyatt did. That's fair. I'll take that. Yeah. But we'll see how they evolve. Which of the girls do you think most looks most like you?

I think Wyatt probably. I agree with that. Just seeing your baby pictures next to Y's baby pictures are kind of uncanny. Yeah. So supposedly due to like evolution, babies do look more like. like their dads. So that they know to claim them. Yeah.

So that they don't become deadbeat dads. Ellie looked like you, Ellie, from the moment she came out, looked just like your baby face in the baby picture when you set the hospital record for the largest baby on record. Awesome. That's cute. She's a big baby. But Ellie's face looked just like yours. Finn looks less like that.

Yeah, I agree. But she still looks. She has why it's eyes. I can't tell. All right, moving on. And let's get honest about Halloween, starting with couples costumes. Jason, how do you feel about couples costumes? What are couples, like what we're doing right now?

No, this is not a couple's costume. I would say that this is a family costume because we have been influenced by our children to partake in this particular theme. So what's a couple's costume? A couple's costume would be like salt and pepper. What's like the shakers? Yes. Salt and pepper shakers. I don't know if you're talking about the band.

I don't, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't say salt and pepper. I said salt and pepper. All right. What do I think of couples' costumes? What do you think of couples' costumes? I don't know.

I think it depends on what the couple's costume is. Okay. Are there couples costumes that you would ever want to do? I'm not a big costumes guy. He's the reason we're wearing costumes. I want to make that abundantly clear. Well, you said we were going to do a Halloween episode. Yeah, but like I was fine rolling up in some leggings and a t-shirt.

Who bought these costumes? Me. Yeah, I don't, I'll do the costumes because I like being a part of the family and on theme. I like being a part of the family. Jesus, Jason. I don't know a couple's costumes. I think some couple's costumes are great. Queen Emma did ask me if we have ever done one.

I don't think we have. I don't think either of us are like into Halloween enough to do it. Yeah, no, I agree with that. I will say, Amber and Rob, they did Shrek and Fiona years ago. It was great. I got Halloween. Ed Kelsey got Halloween out of us quick. We're going to get to that.

Yeah. We stopped trigger-treating early in middle school. Yeah, we're coming back to that. We're coming back to that because I said that to Queen Emma. What final costumes did we land on this year? Do you know what's happening? Well, I know that for a while, two of them were going to be Elsa, two of them, we're going to be Anna. And now all of them are being Elsa.

Is that what Ellie told you? Yeah. She's lying. She told me the other day that she wanted to go back to being Anna because she has her braids. Well, then I guess Ellie's being Anna. She's duping us. I've been told that all of them want to be Elsa now. That sucks because Finn only has an Anna dress.

You know, because she doesn't actually have an opinion yet. Yeah. Shit. We had a comment last week on the pod. that when I said that we had two annas and two elseas, but maybe three elseas, they said we should be six elsas. And honestly, that shit would be hilarious. It would have been so funny. You're no fun.

You guys are not a costume guy on Halloween. That would have been so funny, though. It would be funny. Yep. Maybe we could get Big Ed. He would be a six Elsa. He would do it. He would do it.

He would so do it. I'm Olaf I'm Christoff and the girls are pissed that there's no Sven yeah so it might be the dog the dog might have to be she might need antlers she should be yeah I feel like it makes the most sense she's nearly Sven's size

yeah we'll see how it goes we'll all find out together she'll probably try and eat your carrot too so it'll probably play and will probably that'd be so cute we should try okay what candy do we steal from their trick-or-treating reces any false-sized bars not any they got like an almond joy in there i'm not eating that trash i'm stealing that i do not like i do not like i love i like coconut flavored things i do not like i love

i like coconut don't like coconut artificial flavoring it's not artificial there's literally shreds of coconut in it. I don't know. I like it. That's okay. This is where we compliment each other. I have his whole theory about dessert. We compliment each other on dessert.

It helps us in these situations. I'll eat your almond joys and your mouths. I like. Recy's. He's so stuck in his thought. Reesies I'll eat for sure. Any of like the old school Halloween candy that like you'd never see outside of Halloween, like bottle candy?

Like if there's bottle caps, I'll eat those. It's been a while since I've had like the original ones. How are you going to say bottle caps? And the last time we sat ourselves in this studio, you went off about chalky candy. And disrespected this studio that I heart you is still on the wall. We're going to insert a photo of it right here. It has not left. You wrote that with a candy heart because you're bitching about how they're chalky.

And now you're going to be out here saying bottle caps? That's the equivalent of saying fucking neck of wafers. No, neck of wafers are trash. Bottle caps are much better than neck of waivers. But a part of it's not even about the taste of it. It's just like I'm going to do this nostalgic thing. Yeah, I'll eat smarties. Anyone that I haven't seen since I was like a kid, I'm going to steal it for sure and try and eat it.

And that's it for, can I be honest about Halloween? Next up, Doom Scroll the Week. What is Doom scrolling? Doom scroll is what I do at night and then when I just. So it's just scrolling? It's just scrolling, but like, so you can turn your brain off. And you just, that's when I'm like giggling to myself. And then occasionally I go, watch this.

Yeah. Sometimes Jason is, we sometimes we co-dome scroll, him not by choice. It's not by choice. Every single time he, he, have you heard of the bird theory? This is far off track. You've not heard of the bird theory? No, I don't think so. Okay, so the theory is if I were to say to you, which.

This is actually oddly applicable to our marriage. Okay. If I were to say to you, oh my gosh, Jason, come look at this bird. And you were like, not right now. Or like, didn't answer me. Then you fail the bird theory. Yeah. And if you're like, oh, what bird is it?

And you like come over and you like show interest in something that I'm clearly excited about. Probably a little unnecessarily, but excited about nonetheless, then you pass the bird theory. Okay. Doom scrolling to me is now like the equivalent of the bird theory because I'll scroll and I'll start laughing and then I'm like, oh, you got to see this. And you're always like, okay. And you check it out. And I feel like that's you passing the bird theory to be like, oh, Kylie thought this clip was funny.

Maybe I'll think it's funny. To be fair, it's a 50-50 shot of whether or not he thinks the TikTok that I think is funny would you say that's accurate? I think most of the time they're funny. Sometimes they're not, but most of the time they are. I feel like bird theory, though, that's a bigger lift. If you put a phone in front of my face and tell me what's something, I don't really have a choice. But if you're like, oh, look at this bird.

If you're in another room and you're like, hey, there's a bird outside I want you to see and I got to get up. We're going to test him on the bird theory this week. That's fine. To be fair. I'd like seeing birds. I was going to say, to be fair, he has been a victim of me filling the bird feeder and then regularly being like, Jason, there's a cardinal. Jason, you have to see this enormous Blue Jay

and he's like... I don't think it's good for the birds. I think we're like... No, shh, don't. For all you bird activists out there or aviators or whatever you call yourselves. Or no. Or, I don't know.

There's a word. Aviaries. Nope. Aviators. Thank you ornithologists. For all you ornithologists out there is having a bird feeder and feeding them like a bunch of like

feed is that healthy for them? It can't be good for them. Okay. He's just fattening up the birds. Okay. Okay. It'd be like putting a bunch of candy in like a dish and give it a bunch of kids. Okay.

For this week's doomscrawled TikToker red-headed Dakota shared some last-minute Philly Halloween costumes and number one on her list is interesting, Queen Emma says. Roll that clip, Queen Emma. If you need a last-minute Halloween costume, here are 10 Philly, Philly sports-related things that you probably can use things from your closet already. If you want to use your Kelsey jersey in a creative way, you could be, Philly's Princess Kylie, wear a little tiara, wear a Kelsey jersey, a mini skirt, and some heels. A miniskirt?

You are a miniskirt person. When? I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen you wear a miniskirt. I wouldn't mind it, though. Fucking asshole. No. Okay.

Yeah. I can't believe that that miniskirt. I appreciate. the queen emmer wrote in the rundown she nailed it right question mark l-o-l uh jason what would actually come in the kiley halloween costume what would actually come in the kiley halloween costume first of all let's start let's start where we need to begin are we doing the princess kianna hallowing costume or just a standard kiley costume whichever you'd prefer well the princess kiana costume has to have the princess diana jacket true yeah it's not even a jersey

Can I just, can I, before you, before you really, before you give us both of those options, I just need to say, no one should fucking beat me for Halloween. That's, you're, that's a ridiculous costume and you need to cut that shit out. Go ahead. So, now tell them how to not do it. If you wanted to dress like Kylie, that's what they're asking? Yeah. Leggings or sweatpants.

Some type of hoodie. Yeah. If you haven't put in your context glasses. perfect maybe a baseball hat it's pretty much it nailed it look like a slob maybe wear glasses and then you're good that's it there you go that's how you do it um the essentials for a jason a hollween costume yours is so easy because so many people have your jersey that's a dead giveaway i've seen a lot of women dress up as you and they get a piece of felt and it's real simple just cut out a beard. I do think that if you're going to try to do the Jason beard, that you should acknowledge

his touch of gray that's happening on either side. And obviously flip-flops. How do you feel about people dressing up as us for Halloween in general? Oh. He's the worst person to pick for a Halloween episode. He's like, I don't even like Halloween. I thought you guys were going to feed me candy and then he got here and we're not even going going to feed him candy. I'm going to feed him candy. I like, I like, I like, I like, People doing it in a making fun of us kind of way. I always like that. Yeah, I'm in on that.

I get enjoyment out of tweets or videos that are funny. I feel like if you're going to do a couple's costume of us at this point, since we have four kids, you're going to need to have baby dolls with you. Like, part of the joke should be like they just keep fucking having kids, you know? Sure. Do you have a favorite Kelsey family costume that you've ever seen? Oh, gosh. I have one.

I literally just saw it this morning. What is it? It was a gentleman who was talking about how embarrassed he was that his wife bought him a Travis costume to wear. Okay. And so he had like 87. and he's wearing a Chief's jersey and like shoulder pads and football pants. The best part is that he says, but then I saw who my wife was dressing as for our couple's costume and I was okay with it.

And he pants to the back seat of the car. She's like full sequence. Better. Okay. Because that's what you just expect. That's what I was thinking, yeah. Big Red. Andy!

It's Big Red! Listen. In the back of the, it was, I was. that caught me off guard and I liked it. If there's, I mean, you talk about, do I enjoy people dressing up as us? No, but do I enjoy people dressing up as Big Red? Yes. And it was the woman of a couple. I mean, it's even better.

It was so good. I laughed out loud. I saw one today, actually, that I know you would like, there was a woman that walked into a bar dressed like the Lorax. You know people are doing that for like Bachelorette trips? Like all of the bridesmaids are dressing up as the Lorax and they're going out to the bar. Is that what you saw? Maybe that's what it was.

It's so good. Yeah. Because all you need is the orange body suit and a mustache. Yeah, she did a great job. She looked really good. And you put a pillow in there for the belly. It's very good. Yeah, women with a mustache really or be, and even women with facial hair is like a costume.

It's a funny costume. It looks good. Yeah, it's funny. I will say the other one you have, like we have to acknowledge is the baby that was dressed up as your mom. Oh, yeah. That was a very good one. It was so cute.

That was very good. It was such a good costume. Yeah, 10 out of 10. Yeah, well done. That does it for Doom Scroll the week. Next up, we're going to answer a bunch of real ones. Ask me some things questions. But first, a moment for the Toyota Sienna.

The real ones are well aware that I can't stand the fact that I love my Toyota Sienna. I specifically can't stand the fact that I love the vacuum, how far the seats move, how convenient it is to get in and out of, the 18 cup holders. The list goes on and on. And now that I've officially made my big announcement about my new series, FAAFO, I seriously have never related to Toyota's let's go places tagline more. We're literally going places in the sienna. With the help of Toyota and my sienna, I'm literally going places.

And I can't wait for the real ones to see all the cool episodes we have in store. In the meantime, if you already have a sienna, I'm so glad we all have the vacuum for the costume glitter and candy wrappers. We'll be dealing with this weekend. and if you've been thinking about the minivan life, give it a shot. You can also learn more about the Toyota Sienna by visiting Toyota.com backslash Sienna. And we're back right where you left us. Let's get right into a special Halloween edition of Ask Me Some Things,

because Ask Me Anything was far too open-ended for some of you motherfuckers. Okay? Ask Me Some Things is brought to you by Skittles, Taste the Rainbow. First question from Texas, Aggie Mom 10. Question for Kylie and Jason next week. What was your favorite costume you wore as a child for Halloween? Oh, I remember getting real jazzed for a teenage mutant ninja turtle costume one time. I think both Travis and I were teenage mutant ninja turtles that year, I think.

That's actually adorable. Yeah. And then we both dressed as Mario and Luigi one year in high school. I remember seeing the pictures of that. Travis was not as excited about it. No? No. He didn't want to be Luigi?

I mean, in the picture, it's very obvious who's excited about it and who's not. I talked him into it very much, so. I still remember one year we went to the store early. And it was not a Halloween store. I don't remember what store it was, but we picked up a costume for me because I got so excited about it. It was the Tasmanian devil from like cartoons. Very good.

That's a great one. But it was like this, but like had structure to it. and was very fuzzy. Yeah, because it had to make it look like you were spinning. Well, it was just like a jumpsuit of like a fuzzy jumpsuit. And that's all fine and good. But when I went to school, people were like, you picked that? I'm pretty sure I was in like fourth grade.

Yeah. And as a girl that was not apparently an acceptable choice to other people, I was jazzed about. I was very excited about it. I think it's great. Jasmine and Devil's a solid cartoon character. It was great to me until I got feedback from my. peers and then I was like cool I'm good did you ever make any maybe one year we made one oh one year my dad had you know those like masks that are like rubber

that are actually like terrifying yeah my dad had one that was like a pig and it was just like the head and it was like the scariest fucking thing I ever seen my life still to this day like it was terrifying he would put it on and scare the shit out of us at times I think I wore that one year But it just reminded me that I want to get a mask like that and scare our kids while I can. It's not even that difficult. You don't even have to, you could literally, you could get a stuffed dinosaur into it. I could have Fasset for sure. Yeah.

I mean, I could just come around a corner, but full commit on like one of those silicone, like, gnarly ones. No. Yeah. We can do it. I'm intercepting. The only downsides are some smell terrible inside. They do. I'm intercepting every package that comes to our house.

It's not going to be hard. Okay, next from Rachel Edelman, 21. My husband doesn't think we should trick or treat with our seven-month-old. Is it too early? I mean, everyone wants to see a baby dressed up for Halloween, right? Oh, Rachel, I want to be a girl's girl so badly right now. I want to be a girl's girl so, so, so badly. I think it's too early.

I think we should not be taking a seven-month-old trick-of-training. Why? Do you think? To be clear, yes. Okay, let me rephrase that. Yes, dress the baby up. Yes, take the baby around. But, like, are we accepting candy?

I mean, I don't think they can eat candy a seven months. They can't, but that's, I love that you said, you don't think they can eat candy when we live with a seven-month-old. You could melt it down and let them drink the chocolate if you wanted to, but I don't think it's probably a good idea. To be fair, we're not feeding our child, like copious amounts of sugar at seven months old. I want to be clear on that. Yeah, but I'm just saying you could. I don't think it's a good idea.

I don't think it'd be the end of the world if they have some chocolate, to be honest with you. Okay. No, I'm sure. It wouldn't be. I'm with you on that. As long as it's not a choking hazard. will survive what's the the question is she would like she's trying to say that her husband said it's too early to trick or treat with a seven-month-old and so they don't have any other kids

that's the part that I'm that's where I'm having a little difficulty getting there here's what you should do you should find other maybe they have neighbors with kids who are going to trick-or-treat you should still go out onto the street with your neighbors in your in your community to walk around while your kid is fully dressed up, you can just, you know, strap them into a carrier or roll them around in their little stroller and you can have a little sippy sip. You know what I'm saying? And you guys can just stroll along and enjoy the night. Yeah. No, that's a great idea. So if that's what you mean by trick or treating, then yes, I'm all in. But if you're trying to get candy for yourself, no. I mean, if you're with the seven-month-dil and they can't eat it,

you, somebody's got to eat it. But that's my point. Are we receiving? I think we're unclear, Rachel. If you're not receiving Halloween candy from the trick-or-treating, we're all in. We support that. No, I think you still get candy. Like a ceremonial candy. I don't think the seven-month-old needs a whole knapsack of it, but you can get a couple pieces.

A ceremonial can. More importantly, how old is too old for trick-or-treating? This circles us back to Ed's theory, Big Ed Kelsey's theory. I forget what Dad's rule. was but yeah to me it's like once you're a teenager you're done so 13 years old but once you hit 13 you're officially out of trigger treating and are you going to enforce that with our own children I plan on it and I think it was just he wanted me to stay back and help just hand out the candy because he don't want to hand out the candy probably that's fair but okay yeah he would hide me in the

leaves and then we try and scare all the other kids um i do think that i trick or treated into high school so sorry ed uh that's it for Halloween questions brought to you by skittles we also ask the real ones to sending questions for us about literally anything so we're going to get into some of those now and naturally we're starting with a cat question what's a cat question the same question nope the same questions we always get at NGO I think we need to ask the special guest, when are you finally getting the cat? I mean, if it's up to me, never. Just over here fighting the good fight, guys.

We have, I feel like we've actually discussed this. We have, yeah, for sure. And there is a compromise that we have found our way to. Yeah. Which is, maybe in the next couple years. Yeah, outdoor cat. inside outside outdoor indoor outdoor outside a little bit inside a lot it has like a shelter you got to have it have some shelter but it's in the house no it's a work in progress guys I'm gonna keep chipping away at it okay I'm not opposed to a working cat but I'm not gonna have

a deadbeat cat a deadbeat cat i'm not having a deadbeat cat no if you're living with us you're paying rent deadbeat dog i can do a deadbeat dog deadbeat cat has no use for to me once across that barrier into the house it it's starting to gray some lines so just let it live on the property outside take care of the my situation yeah i mean i'm gonna don't next up this he checked his nails like that was an appropriate response next up this was one of our top liked questions have you ever gave jason's shit as an eagles fan like quote i love you but what the fuck was that snap on the third on the third quarter oh i know it's in the third quarter let's start there um i wouldn't give you shit like an eagles fan i would give you shit i wouldn't even give you shit you would after game

there were certain games where you would be like, how did that look? Yeah. And I would give you honest feedback. Yeah, for the most part. I mean, it wouldn't be like brutally honest, but it would be honest. Well, that's because a lot of times when you ask how'd that look, it wasn't a good game. Yeah, for sure. So I'm not going to kick you while you're down.

Yeah. I appreciate that. I was already kicking myself enough. Honestly. Yeah. Next from Carly Brule. Not going to lie, I don't know how to get my child to stop saying, damn it. Any advice?

You want to take this one? Why they're saying damn it? She wants her kid to stop saying damn it. Carly's kid. Punish them every time they say damn it. It's pretty easy. Put them in time out, take away toys, like do a bunch of things that they have negative consequences and they stop doing usually. Definitely don't react.

No, react. What are you talking about? No, don't react. The kid's looking for a reaction. Saying damn it, the kid's looking for a reaction. You shouldn't react. Like, there shouldn't be like, there shouldn't be like. like a whoa or like any like big thing it should just be like go sit and time out you know that's you're not saying that's a reaction that's what I'm saying that's yeah but I mean like a whole big thing like don't make it a whole big thing be like go sit your ass on a step don't say ask because then they're going to start saying ass and said damn it don't say that don't do that

depends on how old the kid is damn it I feel like if a kid's routinely saying a word like that they're usually like in that like middle school little shit age where they're gonna Damn it? Well, damn it or any curse word or... No. Our own kids test that boundary. Yeah, but then you just tell them to stop saying it. They usually...

They don't. They don't. Our kids are surprisingly very good about not repeating what we call grown-up words. In general, my rule is to get kids to stop doing things are either to timeout, takeaway toys. Yeah. Or, I mean, honestly, a good, like, look. Look at me right and like have them look at you in the eyes. Oh, that was the tone too.

Yeah. Yeah. Look at me. Stop what you're doing right now. Oh, that is the tone. We are done doing this. Okay. You're going to piss me off.

We're done doing it. And then they stop doing it. I mean, it's. To be fair, I feel like as soon as you say look me in the eyes, our girls are like, I usually don't say piss me. Yeah. No, you don't. But usually when you say look me in the eyes, our girls are like, we're not, it's just

we're not. That's it. That's it. Yeah. I swear to God, it, like, triggers something deep within our children when he hits that tone. And then he's like, look me in the eyes. I'm done messing around. And I'm like, oh, he's done messing around.

Okay. From Real One, Kim Peckett. What has been your favorite Jason goes viral moment? Let's be honest. He's the gift that keeps on giving. That's true. That's very true. Let's make this more interesting.

Jason, what do you think I'm going to say? The viral moment? Yeah. I don't know. The Buffalo Bill. one I don't know I I'm trying to remember my viral moments that one the Speedo um Super Bowl speech some of the ones that we have here are shirtless at the Bills game which you already listed dancing in the luchador mask in Vegas dancing in the green

velour sweatsuit forgot about that one uh OG viral moment which was Super Bowl 52 in the mummer suit uh dancing at the other podcast live show with trash on the Cincinnati stage. Yep, I'm doing, I don't know what those. There's a common theme here. Dancing? Yeah. People like when you move.

I got good moves. They like it. What do you think I'm going to say is my favorite? Because I definitely have a front runner. Is it any of the ones you just listed? Yes. Struble speech. Surprisingly enough, I feel like that hits second.

Okay. On viral moments. Speedo? No. No? No, because I did not like. that you just, hey, world, here's my taint. Like what?

My Japanese maple. It's mine. Which one? Dancing in the velour sweatsuit. You like that one? I just, it, it has hit multiple times in a viral situation where people have spliced it into something else that just, it's very good. Yeah.

And the dancing fits a lot of different songs. I'm a good dancer. I didn't say that. Untrained. Believe it or not. Not classically trained. Easily believable. Next question from Libet's Girl.

Is Uncle Travis still allowed, oh, still not allowed to babysit? To be fair, on the other podcast, I did say that I would leave three children with him, unsupervised, for like an hour. Yeah. That was my answer. That's babysitting. Yeah. I do think that I would leave him. unsupervised with four children, I think I'd still do it for like an hour, maybe two.

Yeah, I mean, Finn is still at, I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at like a crucial age. Yeah. Where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids, I'd, good luck, Travis, see you in a couple days. Like, I'd fucking, I'd, I'd ditch them. Yeah, I mean, Trav, I think Travis, Travis great with the kids. He's really good with them. You might have to, like, coach him up a little bit before you leave, but that's about it. I don't think so, because I think they're all old enough and opinionated enough that, like, in terms of the crucial things, bathroom, food, water. Yeah. They're going to tell them

what's up. Yeah. Right? Like, why it'll just straight up tell you, I'm not eating that. You know what I want? Wawa chicken fingers. Yeah. And I know Travis knows how to order food. So we're good. I'd leave him, I would leave him for as long as I need to with the older three. Yeah. And I'd just take Finney with us. Yeah. Perfect. Look at us. Signing Travis up for babysitting. Next, we got a lot of questions like this one from Coley R.N. Did Jason ever go back for a maintenance bikini wax?

And if so, did he get the butt strip this time? I still would like to say, pun intended, you half-assed it. What, how? You should have got your ass waxed. Your ass crack? Let's be real. It's a lot of Japanese maples. It's a whole forest of Japanese maples back there.

That's a hearty hedge of Arborbitey, okay? Yeah, no, I've not been back. for upkeep. Don't plan on it. To be honest, I would feel very bad for the person who was waxing. I felt bad for the woman waxing me the first time. She was awesome. I highly recommend the studio.

They're professional and very good at what they do. And lastly, from Gabrielle. Please tell the vacuum cleaner story. I can't even imagine, but I'm pretty sure. sure it's hilarious. What's the vacuum cleaner story? Are you serious? You don't know the vacuum story from when we were dating. I think we referenced it. Okay, so we were talking about the state of Jason's apartment when we first met and promised, I promised the real ones that one day I would tell the vacuum story. Got it. My husband is notoriously tunnel vision. It still blows my fucking mind that

he would get out on a football field and all of a sudden his vision would open up to like a 360 lens. But when he stepped foot off of that field, it went right back to basically the equivalent of a fucking pinhole. And we were, he had a roommate move out in a three-bedroom apartment that he lived in. And so we thought, this is while we were dating. I said, why don't you go get furniture for that room? And then when your family comes into town, your mom or your dad, they can stay here at your apartment with you. Mm-hmm.

And so we made it a little task. It was our first IKEA furniture that we put together. Remember that? Which went very well. These following instructions. Yeah, we did. But it's like another like couples test apparently is putting together. I don't think it's really that difficult to follow instructions.

I don't know if you got a guy that can't put together IKEA furniture. Maybe it might be frustrating. Yeah. Fair. That's actually a fair point. But we were putting together this furniture. Actually, we had gone to get the furniture. We were about to put it together. And I thought to myself, as any person would, let's vacuum the carpet of this room. And so I said to Jason, where's your vacuum? He was like, we don't have one. And I was like, no, you definitely have a vacuum. And he was like, no, no, our cleaning ladies have the vacuum. And I was like, no, typically your vacuum's here. And then they use your vacuum, especially in like an apartment. building. He was like, nah, no vacuums live here. And needless to say, later on, that evening, I believe it was that exact day. We were walking back down the hallway and there was this little sort of like corner around the steps. And I walked into the hallway and immediately through the brakes on through that shit in reverse and said, hey, Jay, you want to, you don't come back.

back here for a second. And he looked me dead in the eyes and goes, it's a vacuum, isn't it? This man was living in an apartment with a vacuum and didn't know that he owned a vacuum. So there's that. I didn't buy it, in my defense. Did Zach buy it? Yeah. Good job, Zach Holland. Yeah. I should have known. But he walked past it every single day of his life. In and out of his bedroom. He walked past the vacuum and he didn't know that there was a vacuum that lived at his apartment. That's true. So there's that. That's it for Ask Me Some Things. When we come back, we're going to have our pop culture trivia off sequel. But first, Skittles. Hey. Real ones tomorrow is literally Halloween. So at this point, I'm going to have to strongly suggest you go out and get your candy for your trick-or-treaters.

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this is the series for you. Fans can binge watch the full season on TikTok in just 63 seconds. Check out ghost roommate and grab some skittles this Halloween. Sitcom The Rainbow, taste the rainbow. So this is our official pop culture trivia off, the battle for who knows the least, part two.

We are once again going to ask each other five trivia questions. We will alternate to build anticipation. whoever gets the most right wins i guess should we put a wager on this last time we bet two dollars oh shit i owe you two dollars i definitely didn't pay you the two dollars so i owe you two dollars would you like to make it two more dollars yeah double or nothing number one 14 celebrities were participating or still are competing on dancing with the stars this

season name one andy richter i just watched it with the girls the other night the girl love dancing with the stars and we watch Disney Night and I love Andy Richter so you got one god damn it okay you ask me now all right um this is going to be bad which of the following is not a real spinoff of the popular series the bachelor is it a bachelor in paradise B golden bachelor c bachelor mansion takeover or D bachelor after Which one is not real? C. That is incorrect.

Oh, no. Is it D? Apparently they do take over mansions. It is D. Bachelor after dark. That does... I should have known because it's not Bachelor After Dark. It's the final rose. Fuck. Two, this former Nickelodeon star is now playing a lead role in Wicked 2.

In theaters, November 21st. it. I mean, this feels like an unfair question. The movie doesn't come out till the 21st. How would I know who's even in it? I don't know. You've watched Wicked. So they're in the first Wicked? Yes. Because they're in the first Wicked. So now they're in the first Wicked too. Yes. All right. First Wicked. Who is a Nickelodeon star? So it's not the guy from Jurassic Park. Who is Oz? What is his name? Because he wasn't a Nickelodeon star. I'm trying to remember who the Tin Man is, who the Lion is. I'm thinking of a way different movie now. You've put this movie on multiple, like we both have,

but you've put the movie on multiple times with the promise that you would fast forward through the monkey part. Because the flying monkeys freak out. I think it's Ellie. I think all of them. It's not Ariana Grande. Is it Ariana Grande? Is she a Nickelodeon star? Ariana Grande.

It's cheating. What's the, what's her name in the movie? It's not Elphaba. It's Galinda. Galinda. She came down in the bubble, Doug. All right. Oscar winner and American icon, Merrill Streep, is reportedly in a relationship with this beloved comedian, and fans are obsessed.

Do I know the comedian? I legitimately don't know. I'm assuming yes. It's a very well-known actor comedian. Do you want a hint, just so you can stay in this game? He's in a very popular show right now. I can't believe you would do this to me, Queen Emma. The fuck?

I'm sorry, continue. He's in a very popular show right now on, um, I think it's like Hulu involving murder in the building. Oh, no. There's two very prominent comedians in that show. He has white hair and he's in the movie Father of the Bride.

The other one. I don't know Father of the Bride, but I think you're thinking of the other one. This is the one that you incorrectly named when we were doing the squares. No. Yes. Yes. No, you're thinking of Martin Lawrence. No, it's Martin Short.

That is Martin Short. Okay. Did I call Martin Lawrence Martin Short? Yes. Okay, that might have been true. Are we giving me the answer? Because we gave you Ariana Grande. Yeah.

Okay, great. Thank you. What do you mean because we give you? I can't, not at all. Yeah. The same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing.

What's the other one? Number three, which of the following is an actual real life, real estate based reality TV show? Oh, God. A, buying Buffalo. B. Buying Buffalo? Yeah. Like the place?

Yeah. All right, go ahead. B. Million dollar jacuzzi. I hope that's not real. C. Selling the O.C. Or D.

I can't believe you put that in there. Did you think I was going to keep a straight face? Purchasing Poughkeepsie. I mean, the O.C. one has to be real. Right? Okay. Poughkeepsie, sounds made up, but I feel like it's too obvious. Buying Buffalo has to be real.

Nobody would ever make that up. So you're trying to guess which of the following is an actual real-life, real estate-based reality TV show? Not the one fake one. No. Oh, the O.C. one. You're an asshole. Okay, read the next one. The Coachella Music Festival announced...

Asshole. Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole. Asshole. Asshole. She's doing this on purpose. I mean sabotage. Asshole. Go ahead.

The Coachella Music Festival. Fucking bullshit. The Coachella Music Festival announced three headliners for the 2026 festival. Name one. Do I know any of these artists? For sure. You know at least two of the three. One of them, I don't know.

Are they hip-hop artists? Are any of them hip-hop artists? Well, the two that I know are hip-hop artists, yes. That I listen to? You've guaranteed heard multiple of two and three. I don't even know where to guess. You're such an asshole. You're an asshole.

One of them is. on a new song with Taylor. Sabrina Carpenter. Yes. Did you count her in hip hop? I mean, what else would she be? Pop. Is that not like the same thing these days?

I don't know. Let me be clear. When you said hip hop, my brain goes to like... Rappers? 50. Yeah, that's rap. or like if we're going to go hip hop like sierra not pop that's hip hop i don't know what to tell you wow okay well who's the other people justin beaver okay and carol g this is making oh

Carol G I have listened to her music Okay That made me sound so old When I said that And such an excited tone I feel like I'm getting Sympathy points

Like pity points now You've gotten two pity points Two pity points I've gotten Four To be clear I'm being sabotaged The person who wrote these is Queen Emma Number four Awards Buzz

About abounds for a new biopic about this rock and roll legend played you're an asshole this is easy I would have gotten this one too played by Jeremy Allen White so it's asking who is the new biopic about of a rock star yes and this is a new movie that is just coming out correct is it already out this week I would have gotten this one too. I would have gotten this one too. Hearing any rock star biopics coming on.

I want to say, I think we've been to his concert. We've been to his concert? Oh, Bruce Springsteen. Okay. We went to his concert, right? We did go to a Bruce concert at Cisnes Bank. Okay.

Woo. I was. I've been to multiple. Bruce is the man. It was a great concert Yep I would have had that one just to be clear Go ahead

All right My mom Donna Kelsey I like that you put that in parentheses My mom Donna Kelsey Is I forgot Is going to be in the next season Of the traitors Yeah

Who is the host of the traitors Motherfucker I would have not got this I don't know his name Yeah, I can picture his face. Let me tell you where he was. He was cast in Spy Kids. He was gloop.

It was probably a career highlight for him. He was, I'm so sorry for this, for like equating him to that role. I'm pretty sure that's who it is. Queen Emma has reported I'm getting half a point for that. What's his actual name? Alan. Coming. I would have never gotten that.

But I know him for him. from spy kids. I'm so sorry. That's what I know you from. I'm so sorry. Sorry. Number five. There's no statistical way you can win now.

Thank you. Just to be clear. Thank you. It's just bonies point. Do you want to double or nothing on the, you know, I owe me $4. Do you want to double or nothing? We're making it eight. We're about to make it eight.

Well, or zero. It's probably going to be eight. Let's be real. because I'm being sabotaged by my own team. I'll read this and see if you should do it. No, no, I'm going to, we're just, we're going through with it. We have five questions each and we're going to answer them. Come hell or high water.

Come hell or queen am I trying to sabotage me. Number five. Can you correctly define just one of the following Gen Z slang phrases? Sigma or glazing. Glazing is like you're giving them too many compliments and like, yeah. like it's like you're trying you're pandering to them or like yeah yeah you're such a dickhead Emma you're so mean you've top one was six seven but I knew you already knew that so then I left it what was the second one what was the other one sigma Sigma it means do you want to guess well yeah

what was what would Sigma mean sigma I don't know yeah too cool for school or yeah popular independent leader The official name release date and other details about the Life of a Showgirl album were announced on this popular sports podcast hosted by two large brothers. I like to we

differentiated that adjective. This motherfucker. Do you know why she said that, Jason? Do you know why she put this question? No. And you're not going to say, you're saying that she gave this to me for free. This is a freebie. Saying this is a freebie. This is what I'm going to tell you on this podcast, we don't say that podcast name. So I genuinely, I cannot get this fucking

I can't get this right. The podcast is, and Brad's going to bleep this fucking shit, the new podcast. But I can't win because Brad just bleeped it. So sorry. That's incorrect. Well, it looks like he took it again. That does it for our pop culture trivia off the battle for who knows the least. Technically, if we're going for who knows the least, I've won both times. What a sore loser? Now, last thing for a Halloween special, Jason, you have strong thoughts on holiday candies. Last time you said candy corn was, quote, trash. I actually don't mind candy corn at all.

So we've got just a treat for you today. We lured him in thinking he was going to do a candy taste test and jokes on him. We're doing different types of candy corn. Queen Emma, the corn. All right, we're going to try each of these and rate them on a scale of one to 10. One being, I'm never eating that shit again. And 10 being, okay, I kind of like this. This is actually kind of fire.

I feel like that's not a 10. It's like this shit is fucking fire. That's a 10. That's what you want it to be 10. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me true. If it's 10, it's got to be like. Okay, this is fucking fire is 10.

Do you feel better about that? That feels more like a 10 to me. Great. Number one is regular ass candy corn. Okay. So, this is. this is the O.G. Does it, what is candy corn?

It's just sugar and wax? I don't think there's actually wax. I mean, there's whack. This is. It's good. It is tough. What's your rating? It's not like a one. Let me put this way.

ever eat that. Voluntarily? Like if you saw a bowl of it, you'd never be like, I kind of want one. A bowl by itself, and I'm like hungry. I don't think I would eat it. Oh, okay. I'm going to put, I'm going to sit that at like a nice six. Yeah, I'm waiting.

Tis the season. I'm going to eat it. It's not even a six, seven. That's a, I'll go. I'll go two just because I feel like if it's one, it's got to be like revolting to me. So I'd say like two, maybe three These are mellow cream pumpkins So this is the exact same thing

Just in pumpkin form It's better It is the like exact same That's better There's no difference I'm going to re-rate the original candy corn To three And put this at two

Just because there's more of it That I have to eat I'm going to go seven. I have been told now that this is... Nobody saw that, right? This is common practice. This is salted peanuts. Mm-hmm.

And candy corn. I've actually had this. And how did you feel about this? I feel like a nice little salty... I don't remember. I'm going to go in there again. I mean, I'm just so anti-candy corn. It's hard to shift my mind on this.

Do you need to touch every, hold on, before you dump this in your face, go ahead. I got to get a good mix of like, you can't just have like overwhelming amount of peanuts. That's your hand that does it. Ring finger doesn't work and it's very obvious. I got to figure out how to. So I'm going to get one candy corn. I feel like this is a good ratio of peanuts. I did two to one candy corn and it was not enough.

I ended up having to go back for two more peanuts. I'm easily the best one so far I agree with that I would say that's a solid seven I just think it's better if it was just peanuts I'm going seven I'll go I'm catching a whiff of this

I just brought this over and caught a whiff this is a mellow cream caramel apple this is so much better than anything else on that table. These tastes like shit. That's me being nice. No, the artificial apple in particular

smells like Benny four hours after she drank an apple juice, aka drank three quarters of it and dumped the other quarter of it down the front of her. Okay, last one. Blackberry candy corn. Did I rate that?

Did you? Did I rate it? I was so distracted by how awful it was. Four, four, four, four. Two. It's got a floral. This smells like, I can't keep them in the fucking bowl. This smells like,

smells like a hand soap. It's like lavender. The dust tastes. I think this actually, I've never had. This is soap. Right? This is soap. You walk into any.

candle shop out in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. That's what that tastes like. It tastes like you took a bite out of the candle shop. I'm nearly convinced. That's so bad. That's not candy. That's soap. This just reinforces to your candle comment.

If you just mix sugar with any candle, you have a flavor of candy corn, essentially. It's so mean. That's a negative four. That's so bad. That's one. It's crazy that they taste tested that. And then they said, bag it. Sell it.

That's crazy. They might not taste. I'm so sorry. That's what I'm saying. I'm sorry. I respect your creativity, but you're going to need to go back to the drawing board. That's ass. Okay.

That's a wrap on our candy corn taste test. And that's a wrap on Knockin' Alize Halloween special. Hey. Thanks for joining day. Thanks for having me. He's looking at the card of, of, um, candy corn like whenever you guys want to have more crappy food to taste i'm your man you know what we should do the third time we should have good food we should get you to do a pizza taste test we know

how you love philadelphia pizza philly pizza is atrocious which is shocking with the amount of italians in the city that they didn't figure out pizza is kind of mind going a couple places have i mean every city's got a couple good pizza spots but like for them to not even have like a style we were talking about I've never had Chicago Deep Dish. Chicago Deep Dish is pretty good. I mean, it's very filling. I personally don't like, I'll eat it. Like, don't get me wrong.

You go to Luminati's, it's fantastic. But that or like the Detroit style, like, it's just too much. I can't, if I can't eat a whole pie, it's too much thickness. You know what this is reminding me of? What? Travis. Eating the whole bear cat pizza, which is impressive. about it. If you guys know what a bear cat is and from Adriaticos and Cincinnati.

Sitting at the end of the Carrie's dining room table. It's 48 pieces of a square pie. I'm so sorry. Trabble. I don't even know how he did it. He ain't. He didn't do it. We went to the bar later and he went out back and booted and rallied. I mean, he did it. It didn't last long. And also, I'm not sure that he knew he was doing it while he was doing it. Oh, he definitely knew. Jay, he was like. No, he was a black guy at that point.

I promise you. I was watching the man sit at the end of the table while everyone else is talking, having normal conversation. He was not involved in the conversation. He just kept going. Yeah, he was hungry. Eating a piece of pizza and then would go and get another piece and had nothing to do with any of the conversation going on around him. It was an impressive. Yeah.

It was an impressive feat. And also, I can never look at an Adriatico's pizza ever the same ever again. Yeah. I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode it's another special one we may or may not be traveling for it plus I genuinely love our guest

for our next episode no offense I love you but I also love our guests in the next episode who's the next guest oh nice but before I love how long it took him to understand what I was saying

he was like nah she couldn't have said that but before that Make sure you watch the debut episode of Fafo this Tuesday, right here on NGL YouTube channel. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcast. Follow the show on all social media at NGL with Kylie. Not going to lie, is a wave original brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. Thanks to the real ones for tuning in and happy Halloween.

Have you heard about the kids? The kids say six, seven. right now? Have you heard this? Six, seven. Yeah. And when they say it, they go like this. Yeah. And I said, this is big balls.

No, this is big balls. There you go. I got to go lower. The balls aren't up there. These are big tits. Your hands are way too high. I don't have any tits, so I wouldn't know how that goes. Yeah.

It's big boobs, big balls, six, seven.