Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce - Kylie & Kevin Hart on Their 5-Year Grudge, FAFO Parenting, Eagles Fan Jail & Kylie's Dad Cameo | Ep. 71

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

Kylie’s back for a brand new episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Seventh Generation and this time she’s chatting with hilarious stand up comedian Kevin Hart (28:25)! Kylie and Kevin talk about their intense Eagles fandom, parenting four kids and Kylie addresses an old grudge… Kylie starts the show by wishing a Happy Father’s Day to Jason, her father-in-law Ed Kelce and her dad Big Ed aka Skeeter (1:58)! Then in NGL announcements we get some very DISCREET, very secretive hints about two upcoming special episodes of the show… (5:48) Then, Kylie gives us the Second Annual Mother’s Guide to Father’s Day: gifts for him that are actually for you (7:15)! Perfect for all the Type C Real Ones who haven’t purchased their Father’s Day gifts yet… beware of that outdoor furniture and bottle of wine… We also hear about the hilarious horrors of potty training in the Kelce household in honor of National Potty Training Month (12:01) and then we get the first official cameo from Kylie’s dad Big Ed McDevitt (19:55)! Kylie is then joined by Kevin Hart to first address a years-long fashion-related grudge she’s been holding against him… (29:08) Kevin and Kylie talk it out and immediately bond over their crazy Eagles fandom and how it once (or twice) landed Kevin in the fan “jail” at The Vet (34:42). They also bond over their hate for the Cowboys and how they would react if their kids ever dated a Dallas fan (37:55). Then Kevin and Kylie talk about being parents of four and Kevin explains what he calls the “head thumping” phase of raising toddlers (46:55). They also bond over what to do when your kids attempt to start swearing in front of you… You can find even more clips from Kylie’s longer conversation with Millie on our YouTube channel on More Sh*t Monday. . Download the full podcast here: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not-gonna-lie-with-kylie-kelce/id1780888125 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0RgXbSGGmwpzAyeLHbDqUD?si=4585dab89c4f4c11&nd=1&dlsi=e178bf324b99403f Follow Not Gonna Lie on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: lnk.to/j61XD8 Purchase Brand New NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the show: Seventh Generation: Make the switch today to Seventh Generation - a powerful clean without anything extra. https://seventhgeneration.com  Pull Ups: Buy new Pull-Ups with Learning Layer now, designed to help kids learn wet from dry! https://pullups.com Oura Ring: Discover how Oura can help you better understand your health. https://ouraring.com/store/rings/oura-ring-5  Amazon Pets: Go to amazon.com/yourpets to set up your own pet profile and amazon.com/pets to shop products now DoorDash: When life gets crazy, DoorDash helps bring some order to it. Order Now. https://www.doordash.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Wayfair, every style, every home. I wanted people to really quickly hear from my current dad. Why, you get another one? I know that you recently just got roasted on a very big stage, so I don't want to pile on, but I'm gonna. Get it all off your chest. Yeah. I get it.

Do your kids also. know the expression, fuck the cowboys? My kids know the expression, fuck the cowboys for life. Good. Yeah, they're good kids. The head thumping phase is really important. It's like the phase where you let your child bump their goddamn head. Not going to lie, as our Father's Day craft, I have held off on doing the handprints for

six years now. But considering I have to cater to a range of six to one, I think this year might be the handprint year. I don't know. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome to a special Father's Day edition of Not Gonna Lie, a Wave Original, brought to you by seventh generation. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. I married my husband that I now have four kids with, so I get to wish him a happy Father's Day. Happy Father's Day, Jay. Woo, woo. That would have been a good one. Hang on, it takes me some time to find it. Father. Start the Jeopardy music.

Thank you. I'm also a daughter-in-law to the one and only Ed Kelsey, so happy Father's Day to Ed. I'm going to tell you what my dad always says. That's two Eds are better than one. And on that note, of course, to round out the trifecta here, I'm a proud daughter of big Ed McDavitt. The best dad in the world. Happy Father's Day. Skeeter. When we were growing up, I would typically get my dad a chunky, which is a candy bar.

If you haven't seen it, it's a silver, it's a little square silver wrapper and, or a tasty cake pie because he's a sweets kind of guy. But what I will tell you is, is that that is a, like the bare minimum for a dad that who, like, truly is the best dad in the world. I am so grateful that I had the opportunity to have him as a dad, have him support me, have him understand supporting girls and lifting his daughters up and making sure that we felt like we could conquer the world, making sure that we felt like we could be independent, making sure that we felt empowered, all of the things that he made sure to support us in doing. He's the best.

Shout out to Skeeter. Also, the real ones. wanted to know, I think for the Father's Day episode, we need a picture of Tilly and Big Ed. Absolutely, I will. Let's put that in right here. I'm going to find one more. We're done recording. And I for sure will put Tilly and Big Ed in this. It's going to be ridiculous. It's going to be a spectacle. And I love it for us. Coming up on today's Father's Day special, it might be Father's Day, but it's also potty training awareness month. So I figured I'd blend the two and talk about what it's like potty training kids with Jason. I'm also bringing back our Father's Day gift guide.

for the second annual Mother's Guide to Father's Day, gifts for him that are actually for you. We've got some very good suggestions this year, real ones. So stay tuned for that. After, I'm going to be joined by someone I have no business speaking to. Yep. Absolutely none.

Stand up comedy legend, Birds fan, and fellow parent of four. Kevin Hart. Yep. We're doing it. I do. I think you should stay tuned because I get some clarity on something that has been weighing on my mind for quite some time at the top of this interview. So I need you guys to lock in.

And I want to get out in front of this and say that I don't know that I necessarily hold grudges, but I remember. Before we get into all that, a few NGL announcements. First up, this upcoming Wednesday is one. of my favorite events of the whole year. That's why I'm wearing my shirt. Do you see my shirt? That's right. It's Shorebirds. We have the Team 62 fundraiser benefiting Eagles Autism Foundation at the Ocean Drive in Sea Isle. It is a guest bartending event. Tickets are sold out, but we stay authentic to the Ocean Drive and what they do. So if you show up to the Ocean Drive the day of the event.

Doors open at 4 p.m. for general admission. It is a $10 cover, which is the standard cover for the Ocean Drive throughout the summer. And you can get in. You just have to wait in line. So come through. It is something that is sheer chaos, bat shit crazy, an absolute dumpster fire. And it's one of the best days of the summer. So last year we raised.

just over a million dollars for the Eagles Autism Foundation. I believe it was within 36 hours. So this year between the Ocean Drive event and Beer Bowl, which are back-to-back days, again, we are hoping to raise over that. And guess what? Real ones? We're once again taping a very special episode at the shore. We need you to ask us some things. So please send in all your questions about bikini waxes, having a beard, wearing flip-flops, doing a podcast with your brother. When he's going to embrace cat life, you'll never guess who it is. Next announcement, the special episodes just keep coming because I also might be going on a girl's trip, and it might be with one of your favorite former NGO guests ever.

Maybe. Because we might have to... to go to Paris Voyage vacants with the Fie I don't know

I think that it is going to be Magi with a smile Yes Do you I'll give you even more hints

Next week But prepare you For the 2 July That's it for our announcements. Next up, if you're still thinking about what to get the father of your children, I've got you covered with our second annual mother's guide to Father's Day, gifts for him that are actually for you. Some of the favorites from last year were planning a special Just Dad and the Kids Outing. No Mom's allowed, because what better day to truly embrace being a dad with Just Dad activities? Yeah. Or close

you would like him to start wearing in a couple's vacation. Again, you want to be careful with those because if you want him to wear a banana hammock, you better know that that's probably going to result in him father's daying by fathering another child if you catch my drift. Those all still stand as great gifts, but here's this year's all new guide. Number one, starting out with a fan favorite, a couple's massage. Yeah. That's right. Has he been saying his back hurts? You know, now that I think of it, so does mine. Yeah. So does the rest of my body from birthing children. I know it's been a minute, but I'm going to use it. How about that? Because a couple's massage means everyone wins. So you just get some childcare.

And then you guys go together. Number two, backyard sports equipment. for dad and the kids, okay? A new soccer net, a pitching machine, maybe a golf net. Great choice. Because then he gets outside and gets to do activities with the kids. Now, the catch here is that the idea is that you would then stay in the house and maybe get some quiet time or again, some nobody needs me time. I would be the opposite. I would go outside and I would play with them. But this is a great choice for people

who think that they could kick kids and dad out of the house to go do outside activities. Okay? Think about it. Next, number three, brand new cookware. This includes but is not limited to a brand new grill, a cast iron skillet, a pizza oven. Get creative with it, ladies. Have you been craving a fresh rack of ribs? Problem solved. Get them a smoker. Yeah, that's right. You could also get him an arrangement of barbecue spices. That could also encourage him to feel inspired. Yeah. Let him cook it up, ladies.

I'm into that. Let's encourage even the smallest interest in cooking, okay? Let's sit down and eat food that someone else makes. Number four. If you like a nice beverage, might I suggest, an expensive bottle of wine? that otherwise you would never buy for yourself? Yeah, this is a special occasion. Toast your man being the father of your children. That's right. Pour yourself a fat glass. Both of you, of course, but pour your glass a little fatter. Just a thought. Yeah, I don't necessarily love wine,

but I love it for you. And that's what counts. Guys, while you're at it, make sure you grab those new wine glasses. Because when else are you going to get the stemless wine glasses? And where else are you going to put the fancy wine? Am I right? Do it. And coming in at number five, literally any new piece of furniture you've been eyeing for the house.

That's right. If it's been in your cart, complete it. Because what's his is yours. And if it's a new sofa, you guys are definitely going to enjoy scooching your little hindis next to each other, sitting comfortably, and watching anything but Love Island. Right? I know. Or a new patio set. So that when your kids go to bed and you need to decompress, you can go outside and sit under the stars all romantic. Again, careful. Too much romance you might end up with another one. That's it for Mother's Guide to Father's Day Gifts. Let me know what other gifts you get for the dads in your life that are actually for mom.

Tag at NGL with Kylie. We'll share some of our favorites. All right, let's keep it moving with a new edition of Can I Be Honest, brought to you by pull-ups. In honor of June being National Potty Training Awareness Month, I'm going to get very honest about potty training in the Kelsey house. Yeah, we've had a couple accidents. We've had a lot of successes. And I think that you should focus on those, but not right now because why would we tell stories about the successes and not talk about the shit that happened in the kitchen floor? It literally was a turd on the kitchen floor. I started out potty training with one of the little mini pottys. The ones where, when they're done, you have to like dump the bowl into the toilet and flush it.

It was not the way to go. That wasn't our potty training journey. We quickly figured out that what we needed was a potty seat for on top of our actual potty because I thought that the way we were going to get through it was to put the potty seat downstairs so that she didn't feel like she was away from everything and that she would sit that we, there was one day I let her watch Miss Rachel, while she was sitting on the potty as if that was going to help her. It didn't. She was just naked sitting in the living room. So the one day I tried to ask her to go potty on that potty. I was in the

kitchen doing something and she didn't want to be left alone. So we put the potty in the kitchen. She sat on it for a while and then she got up and walked around for a minute and then promptly squatted directly next to the potty and took a dump on the floor. That was the end of that. So then we ended up doing potty on the actual potty with a potty seat. Specifically, one that we have loved is one that has like laddered steps up to the potty so that they can do it themselves. Jason and I very much tag team this activity. It happens to end up being in a very joking manner.

I will try to get my kids to call for dad. In other words, when they tell me I need to go potty, I'll say, great, you go up and get started. And when you're all done, dad will come and wipe your honey. That is key. Because when they say, dad, dad, I'm all done pooping. Dad, he can't help himself. He has to go. He really can't. I will tell you what. I feel like some people understand this. When your kids,

when your kids, I don't know about other people's kids, my kids have all gone through a very mom phase where it's mom this, mom that. I'm not leaving mom. It's not dad. It's mom. It's not a very long phase, but it's sometimes with certain kids, it was intense. And it really helped. me in this trying to trick the kids into calling for dad specifically. Sometimes they do it, obviously, sometimes they do it on their own without being prompted. But Jason's a sucker for when they call for him because he's like, yeah, they called me, not you. And so it works out to my benefit. And also, it's adorable that he's like, they call my name. They call for me. And I'm like, yeah, they did.

Go wipe that ass. Just go wipe the poop off their butt. Speaking of I'm all done pooping, it's been a year since the Ellie moment on the other podcast, so I figured I'd give a butt wiping update. We have two that are fully taking care of themselves. And Benny takes care of herself but likes to check in when it's a number two, if you will.

when she has to get a little more in depth. I did ask the real ones when they stopped wiping their kids' butts, and the consensus seemed to be kindergarten. I would say that this is the case, for the most part, but much like every other freaking situation, when one kid starts doing it, the next kid decides that maybe it's my turn too. And then the next kid jumps in and they're like,

hey, I can do it too. So it gets consecutively smoother, it seems. Prior to the being summoned to wipe a butt phase, we have been in the potty training trenches with three of our four. And there's a few things that have consistently worked for us. Number one, timers. I have to set a timer. I'm busy doing other things.

I'll forget. They'll forget. And then it's too far gone. And a lot of times you end up running and potentially having an accident directly in front of the potty, which is a ridiculous phenomenon. The second thing that we're doing is picking up on signals. They do a lot of pee-p-dancing. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

It's when your knees go together and you're just sort of like, almost like cricketing your thighs. Okay. That means they need to go to the bathroom. Now, if your kids are anything like my kids, some of them might swear deep, deep in their soul that they don't have to go. They're lying to your face. The thing that you should always push is that we'll try. That's it. We'll just try.

And in line with that, they can try for the next tip, which is the treat system. A little candy would be great, okay, where you can give one candy for trying and two candies for doing it, maybe four little candies for a number two. or maybe one candy for a number one and two candies for a number two, that lines up nicely. The other thing that I found invaluable are pull-ups. I really love the fact that they are there for you to make sure that you're not going to end up in a messy situation. Because there's something not so great about when your child comes to,

you and they were wearing undies because you're potty training and they say, I peed. And you say where? And they say, I don't know. Because now you're looking for a puddle. And worse, when it's not a puddle on a hardwood floor or a tile floor, then you're feeling around a carpet. I've been there a couple of times. Pull-ups avoids that. Pull-ups now has a new learning layer. It's something that I wish I had when I was training the older girls. It really is a game changer. It's designed to help kids learn wet from dry. So it will actually feel wet and then it will wick the moisture away from their skin so they don't have a problem with any type of skin irritation.

I'm very excited to try the pull-ups learning layer with Finn. For any of you who are going through potty training right now, good luck. I really think that's the only thing left there is to say. It sucks. I should say it stinks, pun intended. And that does it for Can I Be Honest, brought to you by pull-ups. Kevin Hart is coming up. But first, let's get to this special Father's Day edition of Doom Scroll the week

brought to you by seventh generation. First up, there's a trend on TikTok right now where people are referring to their dads as their current dad. And the reactions have been hilarious. Okay, guys, so I am here with my current dad. Current? What's that supposed to mean? Just like you're currently my dad.

I'm your father. Current dad. What? That was dumb. Go on. She said go on. I'm assuming that this is stemming from the TikTok trend that was when people were setting up a video in a similar way and saying, this is my current husband.

Now, I see this. the humor and I think it's funny. Big Ed, I don't know that he would have a reaction to this. I'm assuming he would catch it. I think he would probably say what? Should you see what he does? For you, Queen Emma, fine. Forfey. Hi. Yeah. Are you at work right now? You're at home. Yes. I'm in Malvern. Why? What's that? Why? I got it going on. I had a TV. I had to pick a TV up. I ate a sandwich at home and came up here. I'm recording the podcast right now, but I wanted people to really quickly hear from my current dad.

Wow. You got another one? He's proud of himself for that one now. That was good. That was good. You were on your toes at that one. I like that. Yes, yeah.

Don't have to call the doctor on that one. Okay, that's it. I love you. Okay, bye. Yep, there's dad. Oh, God, I love him so much. Okay. If I convince Wyatt or Ellie to say this, I don't know, I don't know how Jason would field that.

I do think the girls are going to have a really good time when they're older, like teenagers, messing with Jason. And I think that Jason is going to be a really good sport about it. and I think he's going to play along just enough until he's had enough. And I'm so excited to watch it. Oh, God. Yep. It's going to be fun. And the last scroll, this is a throwback to the first ever TikTok I posted.

And this is clearly a Queen Emma attempt to get me to cry. Oh, I know what this clip is. Don't, why are you got to bring Winnie into this? Yep. I'm not looking. Look at Winnie and Bubba. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. You did that, didn't you? Do you feel good about yourself? No. Interesting. I love these kind of moments. I have so many pictures of Jason like on the beach with our girls, outside with the girls where they are so far away then. I'm sure they didn't know that I was sniping pictures of them. I love watching Jason be a dad. Our girls. love him more than anything on this planet. And he is so caring. He's so gentle. He's so sweet. And then he's also like the perfect mix of he'll throw him onto the couch. He will roughhouse. He will do all the ridiculous things that mom won't. He also has my back. It is an absolute honor to get to parent with him. And the time tiny humans that we've made are, I mean, I'm so biased when I say this. They're so cute. They're sweet most of the time. And it really is so much fun to watch him be a dad. And he's so good at it. He's so good at it. He truly, I think he understands that like if everything else went to shit, at the very least, he will always still be a dad. And he puts a lot of, emphasis on that. So,

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Kids Make Me Angry. And most importantly, he's a Philadelphia sports fan. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart, welcome to Not Gonna Lie. And go birds. Yes, go birds. Always go birds.

Thank you for having me. I can't wait to give you this batch. of just authenticity and transparency, which is really what I'm good at. So you're in for a treat. I know that you recently just got roasted on a very big stage. So I don't want to pile on, but I'm going to. I'm going to bring us back to November 21st, 2021.

2020. I'm going to set the stage here. It's Lincoln Financial Field, a place you know very well. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And you were sporting a Celine jacket. it.

Yeah. I'm going somewhere, I promise. Okay. It was, what I have now discovered was navy blue. Mm-hmm. With gold lettering. With white piping. There's a point here.

Do you know what team we were playing this day? I'm going to see, yeah, I'm going to stay. Was it the, that wasn't the 49ers. That was the, was the, was it the, was it the, was. the saints. It was the saints, Kevin. Yeah, the saints. Okay. Perfect. So I just want to know when you were getting dressed this day.

Yeah. Was there not a moment that crossed your mind where you thought to yourself, hmm, this is close to saints colors. Maybe, maybe a sense. Colors are black and gold. I'm going to tell you from where I was sitting, I thought your jacket. was not Navy.

By the way, which is the problem with our world today. This is the problem without world today. So much assumption without factual proof. Okay? And with a little factual proof, you would have saw that I had on a softer version of a Navy jacket with a palette, a pallet of cream, not gold, cream. And my sneakers, my sneakers were navy.

with a cream trim as well. Fashion first. Almost worse. Have you worn a cowboy shirt, Kevin? I've worn a cowboy shirt. I think when I was a kid at Christmas, I got a Cowboys T-shirt. There's a picture of me in a Cowboys t-shirt

with my mother, but it was a Christmas gift. And I didn't want to hurt my aunt's feelings. She didn't know anything about football. That's the only reason why that's even there. You see that? I'm being honest. And you probably thought you had me stumped.

No, no, I didn't. I could tell that you were very young. So I was going to let that one. I was going to accept any excuse. You got to let a slot. Yeah, I will. Especially if it's a gift. You're right.

A gift? You have to put it on. You have to go with it. You cannot judge me from wearing something that came from someone else's kind gesture. Okay. That shows that in return, I'm meeting said gesture with kindness. Sure.

By giving you a visual sighting of me wearing the thing that you thought was very nice. That's what I'm doing here. Okay. That's fair. Here's what I will say. The other times that I've seen you at games, you have been fully decked out. I respect it. Eagles.

And like good, good eagle shit. Some vintage. I saw some vintage jackets. Yeah. Not like just, I'm not off the rack with my Eagles stuff. I'm giving you some strong, some strong Eagles apparel that you may not even you may not even know where are you going john supply who you're going i'm not i'm not giving up my secrets let's just say that when it's time to who's the plug tell me step out when the time to step out i make

some heavy calls okay i just i i'm not kidding when i saw the seline jacket i had a moment of like huh that's interesting i had i'm not kidding i had a moment of i've held on to this for five years now I've literally thought to myself, there's no way he knew who we were playing. And just made you go, huh. That's real, that's real frustration. Huh. Yeah.

Look at that. Would you look at that? Yeah. So I just, I had to get that off my chest. I'm glad you did. By the way, that's what this is about. It is.

I wouldn't want you to do anything else, right? We're here to be honest with one another. So if it's something you feel or feeling that you think you have that you're holding on to, there's no time to tell me. Get it all off your chest. I get it. But I'm glad that we cleared that up. It feels, I feel better now.

As if you have any responsibility to answer to me, but I feel better now. Thank you for that. I appreciate it. I'm happy that you feel better. I think this is, this sets the record for a new opportunity. It does. For involvement between you and I, that when we see each other next, you're not coming in with this.

Hostility. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a little. It was a little. Yeah. It's a filling in me, okay? I can't help myself. My fucking shaking his hand.

Why? Well, he had on the, you know what the fuck he wore to the Saints Eagles game? He wore it. He wore Celine New Orleans Saints jacket. Yes. Are you sure they make those? I don't know. But I'm assuming that it was a gesture on their behalf.

I don't fuck with them since. I'm just over here, innocent. That literally sums it up. And you're just over there mind in your business. Being stylish. We're in a completely different path. Yes. God. Who the fuck am I, right? To judge you wearing a completely different palette. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm so glad we got to the bottom of this. This is good. Now that I know that you did not do that really out of malice, uh, we can speak about the Eagles, truly and wholeheartedly. Um, Philly fans know we can be a little misunderstood. Absolutely. What do you think the best part about us is? The best part is that reputation. the reputation of Philadelphia Eagles fans is the best part because, you know, whether we are or we aren't, the fact that the idea is out there of how crazy Philadelphia Eagles fans are.

Like, you know, there's a crazy stigma attached to us that makes other fans when they step into our stadium aware and a little, you know, just a little timid. Hey, don't wear, be careful wearing other jerseys around Eagles fans. Or, hey, when you go like what we're not going to do, we're not going to over celebrate because these fans get a little, they get rowdy, right? And you just don't want to put ourselves in a bad situation. You know, they got jail cell. They got a jail cell in the state, which is the only time. Now, granted, that's not there anymore.

No, but it used to be. And how would you, do you know about that? If I recall, uh... Are you asking if I've been locked up in the other podcast? I do believe you mentioned spending a little time in the vet jail cell. And as a person that has been in that jail cell, I'll tell you that it is. I mean, look, I never went down there and had to stay, but there have been moments where my behavior. Warranted a timeout.

Yeah, like, just like, hey, we want you to come down here and talk to us. And then there was like several threats after. But I mean, look, that's in my younger years. That's when I was young and crazy, right? Every since, you know, because we're being honest, ever since I became this well-manicured version of myself, I haven't been down there. I don't go down there no more.

No. No. I will say this. They almost threw me in jail. I think that as a Philadelphia Eagles fan, it's kind of a right of passage. it's pretty cool I feel like that's a badge of honor

that you should wear yeah as long as they don't as long as they don't put your face on the on the wall like in your band it's cool right

if you gotta go down there to have a conversation they got to explain some things to you like they had to do with me a couple times that's fine a good talking to a couple times

a couple times what a good talking to no hey hey man what are you doing up there Now, come on. Were you in the 700 level? I mean, we're talking about a different time in my life, right?

Talking about a different time, all right? Where seats for seats. You understand what I'm saying? And it wasn't really me. It was the company that I was with. I think that clears up a lot. Okay. Guilt by Association.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm never the guy doing the stuff. You know, I'm with the guy. I'm with or guys. Now, one of my favorite sites to see in the entire world is, little kid in an Eagles jersey who does something like, I don't know, let's say flip off an opposing fan. Would you agree that that's raising your children right? I think it's the only way to raise your child. Yep. If you're not teaching your child proper fanfare, right? Or proper behavior

while supporting his or her team, then you're not doing your job as a leader. My son is a diehard Eagles fan because he was taught that. He was taught that early on. There's nothing else that exists outside of that green. You know, the chant, from the chant to the song,

to aggression. My son has it all. And he loves it, right? He loves it. My son barks in people's face when Eagles games are on. He understands all the terms. Move the change, first down. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, that is pick six. We need a ball, dad. Fumble. Lose ball, dad. Yeah, we get active in this household. You get very active.

It's funny. I grew up in a house with a man who I still remember if someone fumbled. It was an all-out fumble. And then my dad would like fall over and tackle me. It was like one of the great joys of playing, of watching Eagles football. That's right. That's right. That's right.

Ball! Exactly. Ball. Who's on it? Who's on it? That's us. That's us. Yeah.

Yeah. Everyone starts pointing. Pointing the other way. Yes. You need it. It's necessary. And I think that's a great, it's a great household. It's great energy in a household.

It is necessary. Right? It should be frowned upon. It should be supported. Do your kids also know the expression, fuck the cowboys? My kids know the expression, fuck the cowboys for life.

Good. Yeah. Yeah. They're good. kids. Good kids. Great kids. Raised right. Great. Seriously. Like I'm talking ground up. Yeah. One of our listeners recently asked me how I would feel if one of my daughters, we have four, one of my daughters ended up dating a Dallas fan. And I said that I actually couldn't fathom that, that I think that I've raised them right. That's tough. And that when they start dating,

that they would know better than to date a Dallas fan. That's tough. I mean, I think, by the way, whoever said that, like, whoever even raised a question should be put in jail. It's fucked up. Yeah, that's a, that's the real problem. Yep. Their levels of thinking, because that thinking shouldn't exist. I mean, I'll be honest with you. I think, I think you got to disown your kids.

Right? I think you got to. You have no other choice. No. No, no, no, no, no. Like, it's love doesn't live here anymore. You know? You got to.

You got to go. There's a lot of things that I will love my kids through marrying a Dallas Cowboys fan. That's where I draw the line. No, I don't like it. Mm-mm. Can't have it. No. No.

Yeah. Now, since we're talking a little bit about our kids, I'm very excited to hear more about your new Audible Original. Oh. Oh, yes. Make me angry. It's out now so everyone can go and listen. First of all, love the title.

Yeah, kids being. be angry. I think it sums up parenthood. Well, we are, we're here to be honest. We are. I'm not, I mean, why lie? Kids do make me angry. Yeah. And I think, I think voicing the frustration and mirroring that with humor while at the same time being very transparent about your like world of parenting and your growth within it is special. And I mean, look, there's a, there's a stigma on black fathers and, you know, the lack thereof. And I think it's important to highlight the good fathers, right? So that that stigma eventually gets erased and you motivate other good fathers to be better fathers and those that may not be will want to be, right? Because they'll hear more people voicing the amazing side of parenting

and all things good attached to it. And to do that, you also have to be honest. And that's where the the kids make me angry. That's where that component comes in because you're, you're not going to go through parenting and be happy the entire way. You will get to your tipping points. You will get frustrated. You will get overwhelmed. But what you do when those things present themselves, well, that's what makes the good parents good parents. How do you adjust? How do you maintain a level of communication, understanding, friendship, good rapport, while at the same time, energizing the love. So the love grows between you and your kids and still balancing the world of respect.

So the respect is never compromised. There's so much that goes into parenting, so so much. And, you know, the information is key. You have people out there that are looking for it, that don't know where to find it. Books like this, they service that. And that's what I'm hoping I do. I'm hoping people listen to it, love it, but more importantly, relate to it, laugh at it, and also apply it. That's what I'm looking for from this book.

Wow, by the way, how good was that? That was outstanding. I mean, like, you can say a lot of things, but saying it like that, that's... You just nailed that. Yeah, like, I get it. I get it. How do you not go listen now? After that?

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Do you think that helps you appreciate the ages that they are currently in? Honestly, it's crazy because you don't realize how much you miss certain ages until they present themselves again. So being that my oldest two are grown now. I love the fact that I get to hang out with my kids. I love the fact that we get to like do real things together. You know, me and my daughter can drink wine together and chill out and have great conversations. It's a vibe. It's dope.

Me and my son drive old school cars and go have lunch and chill. Like, it's dope. But then you see your younger kids and it's like, wow, man, I miss when my older two were this age. Oh, my God. It's so much fun. They were fun. But looking at my youngest, it's like, oh, my daughter's the boss. She's at that age where she's discovering not just like new words, but definitions with the words and personality.

And there's a nice flare. And like when you start to see your little people become people, there's nothing more rewarding. Nothing more rewarding than that. But I do think that my favorite ages, of course, are the younger ages. And you realize that they grow up so fast. So fast, you blink an eye. And they're 18 and 21. And you're like, what the fuck happened?

When did it happen? Now you talk about some of the different phases of parenting in kids make me angry. I very much related to what you call. called the head thumping phase? Yes, yes. Can you explain that a little bit? The head thumping phase is really important. It's like the phase where you pretty much let your child bump their goddamn head, right?

Like this is a child. It's everybody wants to protect. Everybody wants to prevent. Stop, no, don't do that. Please don't do. Oh my God, they're getting next. Go get them. Go get them. Oh, no, no, no, no.

She's about to fall. Get her, get her, get her. Don't let her get caught. I don't believe in that. Let that baby fall. A little fuck around and find out parenting. Right. That's right.

Let that baby touch that hot stove. You know what's going to happen next time she gets next to the stove? She's going to freeze up because she don't want to get burnt again. Okay? Sometimes a lesson comes with a hard piece of pain. All right? I embrace it. The head thumping stage.

Go ahead. You go right here. You want to keep on goddamn standing up on that table. I hope you learn about. I told you. What I'm taking? This has happened many times in our house. So much so that I've gotten to a point where sometimes I look at my older two,

who are six and five, and I say, that's a choice you're going to make. Okay. And that's, that's it. And then they make the choice. I have six,

five, three and one. Oh, no. Yes. All girls. No breaks. Oh,

my God. None. You didn't take it. You're right in the window. You're in the window of, pop the baby out. Okay, back to like having a good time. Summer's presenting itself.

Oh my God. Here we go again. Literally. Oh, my God. We're back in it. Okay. All right. You know what?

Let's go ahead. All right. I'm going to have the baby. You know what? Summer's coming around. I just want to break. I just want to chill out. Get back to my.

Oh, God. Yep. I'm back in it. And then do it one more time. Do it one more time. Oh, my goodness. That's it. That's literally.

That's my stand-up comedy schedule. That's how I have stand-down. And to break, nah, fuck it, let's get pregnant. That's another. Fucking do a tour, film a special, I'm a chill out. Fuck it, I need to figure out material. Go do material, get another tour, film a special. That's a crazy time period.

Yeah. I mean, are they all extremely close? Or are they in pairs? They're in pairs, but the pairs switch up. the pairs switch up it switches up every couple months really and our youngest right now is just she wants to be involved

yeah but like this morning alone she was trying to be involved with the big girls and home girl took one step back and went down two steps just like boom boom luckily she went ass first not head first and her older students let me tell you they're built different

younger kids just younger kids are the worst because they just want to do shit that they can't do. And they are, well, they're also pissed when you tell them they can't. Yeah. Furious. Yeah. She just figured out she can scream at people.

What do you mean you want to pump the gas? You can't pump gas. Get in the car? Put the goddamn nozzle down. Don't drink that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. She's, yeah, she's going to be the toughest. and she's also the tallest. So I'm pretty sure that her body has said the only way to survive this shit is to get bigger. Oh, God. It got so bad in our house.

Our three-year-old made a choice. I was like, you're making that choice. And she was like, yep, I am. And then she ate shit. And right before she ate shit, she gave me a little attitude. And so our five-year-old looked right on her and goes, that's karma.

And I was like, oh. Oh, stop. have I said that too much? Am I? Have I been like, hey, that's the universe punishing you for being a jerk to your mother? You know what? Wait till they start to throw out your accidental cuss word because they don't know it's a cuss word.

You know, my youngest son on the tennis court, we was playing, and he was like, he hit his shot. And I said, that's out, out of bounds. He goes, bullshit. Really? Hey, man. But you got to respect it. But it was correct.

It was used correctly. We celebrated it, but then I had to explain to him why he couldn't say it. Sure. You can't say that. Like, by the way, good job. You nailed that. But also, don't fucking say that again. Don't you say that.

Okay. But if you were to say it, that's how you say it. That's how you say. My oldest daughter, she's like, now because she's 21, she tries the curse around me, like, more comfortably. And I check her differently because I'm like, I'm still. dad. I still won't say the F word in front of my father. I'm 34 years old. I don't play

it. She tries it. My oldest daughter is like, God damn, Dad. Shit, I don't want to drive there. Hey, stop trying to, you're trying to softly pitch out your cuss words to see how far I'm going to let you go. Stop doing that. They're testers.

She's floating them. Yes. It's not, it's not landing. 1,000%. I'm telling you, I still apologize to my dad if I drop an F word in front of him. I'll say the F word to my mom all day. And then as soon as my dad goes, whoa, I go, okay, you're eavesdropping. That's rude. He's in the same room. Poor dad. Oh, God, poor dad. Now, of your four kids, have your oldest seen any of your comedy specials? Yes. Yes. My old is too. Do they get any kind of veto power when it comes to telling stories?

Now, I mean, like, you know, my, my oldest daughter has input. Like, my older's like, Dad, you can't talk about me anymore in any of your comedy. Like, you cannot do it anymore. Like, I don't want you talking about it. Like, you check me. So I have to, I had to, like, respect that and listen to that. But in my earlier times, like, when I was heavy in Dad mode, all I knew was. you guys. Like, there was nothing else for me to talk about. Like, you were my day to day. So that's why

that was heavy with the kid jokes or the kid conversation, because that's all I had at that time. So as a comedian, you only can, like, make jokes about your daily experiences or your daily Yeah. So at that point, it was all kids all the time. But now, now that I'm like, kind of back to the raw version of myself, they don't, they don't have a lot of input. It's more like, whoa, dad's, dad's cussing a lot. Well, he's doing what we're not allowed to. Yeah, dad's letting them fly a lot these days. It's like that.

That's what it is now. Now, I mentioned it earlier, but you just did the roast. And as someone who has relatively thick skin, I'm still surprised when anyone agrees to do that. Have you always been good at essentially not giving a fuck what people say? Yes. Yes. Is that the Philly side of you? Absolutely.

What do you mean? Yeah. The thickest skin comes in a marriage. You know how much shit you got to ignore that your wife says on the day to day? Yeah. Got it. Got it. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

That's why we're here. Yes. Got it. Got it, got it, got it. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Just eat it. Just eat it. I practice on a daily.

I'll say coming up in Philadelphia, man, I mean, I was raised I was raised with hard-hitting humor. Like, that's all me and my friends knew. And it wasn't, it wasn't soft. It was hard. Like, we went in, we went in. We went in about everything.

Like, nothing was off limits. Nobody was safe. So that was my environment of funny. So a rose, a rose has nothing or is nothing compared to that. Like, it's not even close. So your friends from growing up could still get you way better than that. What? They didn't even grace the surface.

If I put you on a street corner talking to me and my friends when I was in high school, oh my God. Are you still there? Anybody? Now, this, you might be sad that you sign back in for this. that we lost you there for a minute. You came back for this because I do have to bring up. I always say that I'm a bug person.

Uh-huh. It's, this is random that I need to ask you about it, but I do have a vivid memory of watching on a late show when they brought in a snake. I don't do, I don't do well with animals, insects,

but I don't do well with none of it. Do you have pets? Yeah, my dogs. That's it. My dogs. Yeah I'm cool Okay

I don't fuck with other people's Animals Pets or whatever Because you don't speak animal So like I don't I don't know the temperament I don't know the mood

But I do know That if they decide to have a bad day You can easily be the product Of that bad day So I like to stay away I don't If I'm going to go Like

Let me Let it happen the way that God intended it, I'm not going to help it. No. Like you're not going to hear that an eagle got me or Kev got choked out by a bull constrictor or rattlesnake got it. Like I'm never, never going to be in an environment where that stuff can happen. I will say I'm unsure which late night host it was, but I do remember it is the most serious

I've ever seen you. Yeah, I don't play that. Because you looked right at him and you said, I'm not kidding. Yeah, I'm not playing. Nope. I'm serious and I'm out. And I'm pretty sure you left. I was at a golf course the other day.

Two foxes ran across the golf. I've never seen a fox in person. I left the course. It's not safe here. What time of day was that? It was like 9 a.m. Two foxes came shooting across the fairway. And I said,

they're probably running from something. Me too. So if you don't think I'm going to take that as a sign and I'm going to get the fuck out of here. I'm out. They said, they said, Ron. And who am I to not listen? It's clearly a mountain way and back then.

I'm out here. I have the golf car. I left. My friends are those playing. I love. I'm saying I don't do animals. The thought of what could Fox be running from? Yes.

The only logical explanation. Mountain line. It's a mountain lion. It's got to be. Where was this? I was in, I was at Sherwood. It's a country club in LA. Two foxes shot across the goddamn fairway.

Oh, a mountain lion's coming. Guys, put the clubs in the car. We actually have to leave now. Yeah, I'm going to go. You guys can stay if you want. And I'll guess I'll write letters to your families if I don't hear from you guys on a couple hours. Because it clearly a mountline is something.

You're about to get mauled. Yeah. Think about it. When have you seen foxes just randomly in a pair, not chasing each other, but just running? That is weird. And what I will give you is that's still a little early in the morning. So there is a chance that it was okay. But the fact that it was in broad daylight is the part where I would draw the line.

Yeah. No, no, no. Because I'm also not going to get bit by a rabid fox. I'm out of here. Yeah. No, I actually, I condone that decision, not that you need my approval. But I think that that was, I don't know that the mountain lion was logical, but I do see how you got there. Well, whatever it was, you didn't stick around to find out.

You can scare fox. It can scare me. Same mindset, in my opinion. That's so fair. Yeah. Yes. Now, which do you hate more bugs or? snakes both equally you don't discriminate no doesn't matter it doesn't matter okay if it doesn't have a voice

if it doesn't have a voice where i can't tell me if we're cool yes i'm out of there okay even other people's dogs i'm out of there i'm not playing i'm not joking so so just for instance here i have a very dog. She's like 100 pounds. She's real friendly though. Okay. That would be a no. Hey, Kev, we got a dog. You cool with dogs? Cool with my dogs. Yeah, you guys want to put your dog up?

Ah, they're friendly, man. All right, well, maybe you guys can go back to being friends with the ones I leave. Or I don't have to come in. Either way, fine. Yeah. That's fair. I'm okay. Okay. I cannot thank you enough for coming on. Not going to lie today. You can check out Kevin's new Audible Original. kids make me angry right now.

Go to audible.com. And we'll also put the link in the description. Kevin, thank you so much. And as always, go birds. Thank you. Go birds. Connie, very funny. You're very, very, very funny. Good energy.

I appreciate you for having me. No, thank you so much. All right. Don't remember. If you see a fox running, I'm running too. It's a mountain line behind. I'm running too.

I'll see you in the proper colors at the link. Or you can. just like see the colors for what they are. Or a different palette. Or just get up close and maybe go, oh, that's not what I thought it was. That's not black. That's Navy. Still kind of fucked.

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