Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce - Kylie on What NOT To Buy For Mother's Day, Surprise Guest & Funniest Bennie Story Ever | Ep. 66

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

Kylie’s debuting the first annual Mother’s Day Special episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Apple Pay! Make sure you stick around for a cameo that was also a surprise to Kylie… Kylie kick...s off the show by reacting to being the subject of a recent Jeopardy! question and how she feels about none of the contestants getting the answer right (1:06). She then gets honest about her second Mother’s Day as a mom of four and what plans they have this year (3:50).  Then in Doomscroll, Kylie responds to a TikTok of a little girl who says her favorite Eagles player is Jason Kelce and her mom telling her she’s gonna tell Kylie… (7:05) She also weighs in on the majestic beast that is Chonkers the sea lion (9:27) and shares some hilarious family stories about times she had to attempt to keep a straight face when her daughters said something f’d up but objectively funny (12:20). Kylie also gives The Real Ones her brutally honest Mother’s Day Gift Guide, aka The Sh*t She Actually Wants For Mother’s Day This Year, so pay attention guys (17:20)! The highlights include the gift of silence, expensive sh*t and anything but a random ass assortment of lotions she’s never seen before. After that, Queen Emma surprises Kylie with a message from someone long overdue to make an appearance on NGL… who could it be?!?! Will Kylie get mad at Queen Emma?! She does HATE surprises… we’ll see! (26:50) Plus, Kylie is joined by 3-time medalist, the GOAT of the halfpipe, snowboarding icon Chloe Kim (33:10)! Kylie and Chloe talk about how terrible Kylie looked the first time she got on a snowboard during our FAFO shoot earlier this year (34:05), if Chloe recommends parents get their kids into the sport and what other sports to try first. Chloe also gushes over her boyfriend Cleveland Browns DE Myles Garrett (42:50) and Kylie compliments them on their red carpet look and Myles’ surprising amount of makeup knowledge (50:20). Kylie also asks Chloe about the NFL and how into it she’s gotten since being with Myles (54:00). You can find even more clips from Kylie’s longer conversation with Chloe Kim on our YouTube channel on More Sh*t Monday. . . . Purchase Brand New NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the show: Apple Pay: Whether you're shopping online for everyday needs or treating yourself, skip the hassle. Shop with Apple Pay. Terms apply. https://www.apple.com/apple-pay/ DoorDash: This mother’s day, don’t just celebrate your mom, celebrate the moms who help you mom with DoorDash! Order Now https://doordash.com TruFru: Blue bags with fruit found in the freezer aisle! And now Greek Yogurt is back! https://trufru.com/ CVS: Go to https://CVS.com/app to learn more and download the CVS app now Toyota: Learn more at https://Toyota.com/SiennaPeloton: Let yourself run, lift, fail, try and go. Explore the new Peloton Cross Training Tread+ at https://onepeloton.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wave. Not going to lie, I'm going to do my best this episode's to not wake the baby. That baby is Freddie. She's a studio dog. Let's get this podcast started. Happy almost Mother's Day, Real Ones, and welcome back to a special episode of Not Gonna Lie, a wave original brought to you by Apple Pay. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey, daughter of Lil'Leese, aka the best mom in the world.
Starting point is 00:00:33 I'm definitely totally qualified to speak about. about the Metcala. Right. And my favorite look was, I feel like it's cliche, but I'm going to say it, Beyonce. That was cool. It was like a skeleton, but it was sparkly. And she hasn't been there in 10 years. That's apparently a big deal. And thank you to the real ones in my DMs and our comments, letting me know I was a Jeopardy question. Queen Emma has the clip. Let's see it. For not going to lie stars this future sister-in-law of Taylor Swift. Her name is Kylie Kelsey. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Nobody knew it. And that is how I like it. Okay? This was a great reference point. People shouldn't know who I am. I would like to add because this was information that was shared with me in my DMs. Everyone knows this is code for DMs. And it was shared with me that,
Starting point is 00:01:42 one of the individuals who is playing is actually from Philadelphia. And I think that people were telling me that as if to be like, everyone from Philadelphia should know you wrong. My house growing up was a Jeopardy and Wheel Fortune House. We watched it every single night. We loved both shows. My mom is crazy good at Wheel of Fortune. My dad is randomly good at Jeopardy because he likes to know a lot of random facts and has them stored away for that exact purpose for shot at the TV. My dad was very excited to see it. He was watching Jeopardy at home by himself when it happened. And I was dropping my mom off and he came bolting out the front door and showed me the video like this in my face and said, you got to see this. And I was like, okay, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Starting point is 00:02:39 And now that we've addressed Jeopardy, coming up on today's episode, I'm going to get honest about Mother's Day, my favorite presence from the girls, and my official, trust me, this is the shit she actually wants Mother's Day gift guide. Oh, no. We've also got a stacked Dooms Scroll featuring the mother of all sea lions who honestly may not be a mother or even a female. You guessed it. It's chonkers. You missed it. You should have done it. You should have rally horned chonkers.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Chonkers. Bebe, beep, beep, beep. Nope. We know how much some of you listeners really enjoy that sounds. We're just going to keep that in there. After that, I'm going to be joined by the youngest woman to win gold in snowboarding at the Olympics. One of Time 100's most influential people this year, a fellow NFL partner, and someone I have no business speaking to. It's Chloe Kim.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited. But first, let's start things off with a little, can I be honest? Brought to you by Apple Pay. This week, can I be honest about Mother's Day? I don't know, can I? Oh, no. This is my second Mother's Day as a mom of four girls.
Starting point is 00:03:52 It feels like a Sunday. I'm so bad at this kind of stuff. It falls very much in line with my experience of birthdays. I don't need to be the center of attention, nor do I want to be. And so really, and I popped on to the other podcast this week for a quick little, a little pop-in about Mother's Day. And one of the things that we discussed very briefly was what I would like for Mother's Day. My first answer was nothing, which is probably the wrong answer. And then we got to, I love brunch.
Starting point is 00:04:33 I would love to do brunch. and 20 minutes of silence. I want 20 minutes to silence. Maybe an hour. Whoa. Dream big. Last year we did go out for brunch. It was lovely.
Starting point is 00:04:47 We got to enjoy a delicious meal at Tululas. I, it was great. I loved it. But Finney was still pretty fresh at that point. So it was a lot of trying to get my boob out of my dress. and not show other people. And so that's, that was, that's always an experience, you know, when you're trying to just keep your tities to yourself.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Should I say that? Should I say tities? I said tities. Now I've said it three times. I'm going to move on. The girls typically, now that three of them are in school, I will most likely receive handmade cards or pieces of artwork,
Starting point is 00:05:30 which I love. I love that so much because they're so excited. to show you. I do make it a point to celebrate with my mom because she's my mom and it's Mother's Day and I love her and she's amazing and I want to be a fraction of the mom that she is. And if I can do that, then I'm going to call it a success. I love Lelis and I will sing her praises until the end of time. That being said, I want her to feel loved and appreciated on Mother's Day too, even though she is very much the mom, which is walking green flag of like, well, I'm in. my grandmother era. Now it's your turn to do Mother's Day as like mother. Very sweet.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Shout out to all the moms out there. Happy Mother's Day to all of the moms. And if you have tiny humans, I hope you get some quiet time to yourself. If you are on a journey to get yourself a tiny human but have not yet gotten there, ladies, Mother's Day comes every year and I hope that that you get to celebrate it very soon. For anyone who is actively choosing to not in their life ever participate in a Mother's Day because that's not their journey, power to fucking you. And that does it for, can I be honest, brought to you by Apple Pay. Now, let's get into a new edition of Doom Scroll the Week.
Starting point is 00:06:54 First up, the real ones have heard all my warnings by now when it comes to my husband. If you haven't, it's mine. is mine. But I think I'm going to have to give this tiny real one a pass. Can we know what the clip? Your favorite. Jason Kelsey. Who?
Starting point is 00:07:17 Jason Kelsey. Oh, I'm telling Kylie Kelsey. She's not going to be happy with you. Her face, when she said, I'm going to tell Kylie Kelsey, her face whipped back around. I was like, you said what? Why are you going to do that, rat? That was good. Here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I'm a sucker. I'm a sucker. With four daughters, you hit me with a smart like that. I'm like, okay, maybe you're going to have them. You can't, but you were very cute, and it almost convinced me. Now, shout out to this mom, a real one on the deepest level. She was going to rat out her own kid. Also, the caption here was, she must have seen cowboy Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Girl same. Let me tell you, I hate the cowboys. I save the word hate for special things. I hate the cowboys. My husband isn't that cowboy yet? Don't play. Now, I love that this child knows my husband's name. I don't know that my children would be able to tell you players at all.
Starting point is 00:08:46 There are certain players that we can talk about and they will say, oh, who's that? Lane Johnson and Jordan Milata are on our fridge. Why you might ask? Because we had the Philly Special Christmas magnets and they are still up on our fridge. So occasionally we will talk about Mr. Lane and Mr. Jordan. We're focused on more the team as a whole right now. I need them to understand that Dallas sucks and that the Eagles, whenever we see someone with Eagle stuff on,
Starting point is 00:09:17 we can say go birds and they will say it back. And those are the things that we're emphasizing. They all know the Eagles fight song, except for Finney, obviously, but we're ready. Next up as an animal nerd, it's probably no surprise to the real ones that I am one of many fan girls of the 2,000 pounds. Yep, 2,000 pound, stellar sea lion, making himself at home in San Fran. Yeah, I said it.
Starting point is 00:09:44 San Francisco. I know I'm going to piss people off. I'm going to say San Francisco. Let's see this unit. And watch what happens when he hops out. All the little ones have to scramble to get out of the way. I don't know if you saw that in time. But now he's pushing him into the water, causing a big ruckus.
Starting point is 00:10:02 And now he's just like, that's right. I'm in charge here. Chonkers, hard to miss. Yep. So for those of you who haven't seen Chonkers, he, experts have said that he's, quote, probably very food motivated.
Starting point is 00:10:18 He has been there for a month and that that is actually a good sign that there's plenty to eat in that area. I don't know what she means by that, but whatever. Experts believe that Chonkers actually swam 30 miles to get there. And the bay waters are more shallow than the open sea where sea lions can avoid predators
Starting point is 00:10:41 and more easily track prey like anchovies and rockfish. I think the thought of chonkers trying to avoid predators is funny. That's funny to me. Chonkers is a predator. That's rude. I shouldn't say that. Chonkers is, I think he's pretty high up on the food chain. Everyone wants to talk about how the docks rock when he jumps up on them.
Starting point is 00:11:05 And I think that that is a funny point to make because we can see the docs. And it feels like you're shaming him a little bit. Stop fat shaming chonkers. Okay, cut it out. Stop fat shaming him. He's perfect exactly how he is. Also, I'm pretty sure that one of the videos that I saw because I've seen a couple at this point, I'm pretty sure one of them said that a male stellar sea lion is typically a thousand
Starting point is 00:11:35 pounds. And I'm going to, I'm going to reiterate that his estimated weight is 2,000 pounds. He's just, he's nailing it. Fucking chonkers, am I right? God damn. For any of you wondering, if you ever need to decide whether or not an animal is a seal or a sea lion, lions, lions, like an actual rar or lion, I said what I said. A lion has ears. Okay. Remember that. because a sea lion has these teeny tiny little ears on the side of their heads. A seal does not. You're welcome. That's my quick fun fact.
Starting point is 00:12:18 And last scroll, these parents are asking for advice on how not to laugh when your kid says something fucked up, but objectively hilarious. Oh, I had to do this the other day. Go ahead, Queen Emma. It says, no one told me I would need acting classes for parenting. Now, are y'all disciplining young, disreservation? respectful comedians with a straight face. First of all, I literally had to have a straight face the other day.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Bennett was in one of her plays, and by that I mean she was in the corner acting out a whole scenario by herself. And she said, I'm fucking mad. Why would you put the glitter there? And I not only didn't acknowledge it, I let her continue on her. play. She said it one more time. I left it alone. I didn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. I let that happen in the play kitchen where it was meant to stay. She wasn't talking to me. Who am I to interrupt? It's not going to be me. She did that. I let it ride. And afterwards, she came over like,
Starting point is 00:13:43 nothing happened. She got it out of her system. And that's fine. Now, was she playing out a parallel scenario to something that had happened two days before. Yes, she was. Because my older children had reached for the glitter tubes that I thought were out of reach of children, but it turns out, my children are giants. I wonder why. And my oldest reached them and then convinced her two younger sisters to open up all of the vials of glitter and dump them inside of the barbie house, the dollhouse. that they have. Guys, you can't get rid of glitter. It's with you for life.
Starting point is 00:14:29 I don't like glitter. We only had it because we were trying to make a school project fancy. Otherwise, I wouldn't even be allowed to cross the threshold of my front door. But they found it, and they dumped it. And I did not say to them, I'm fucking mad. I said it on the phone later. I didn't think she heard me, but apparently she did. I was having grown-up conversation
Starting point is 00:14:54 that apparently she felt she needed to reenact two days later. I had to keep a straight face, and I pretended like it wasn't happening. Now, outside of that one moment, I do typically try to tell my kids, like a quick check-in of like, hey, yikes, grown-up word. Not for you. Those are for grown-ups. And that's it, because sometimes that's all I can muster up. And I'm okay with that.
Starting point is 00:15:23 They're okay. I think it gives them a sense of humor. I'm going to keep saying that. I'm going to go with it. Whatever. Now, the exciting part about this clip is that, of course, as always, you're going to need to get your behind to the comments section because you don't want to miss it. Okay?
Starting point is 00:15:46 Now, one comment said, my kid called my brother a pussy the other day. He's 35. His 35-year-old uncle, what am I supposed to do? Not laugh? You've created another human to pick on your brother so that your lift is lighter, okay? Of course you're supposed to laugh. What the fuck do you think you're supposed to do? God.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Someone else said, no, seriously, one of the hardest parts. Or when my boys roast each other, I want to be like, damn, got him. But I have to tell them, it's not nice. God. The other day, Wyatt, Bennett bit Wyatt. And I said, I told Benny to go to the steps and Wyatt looked at me and said, she said, you don't even care that she bit me.
Starting point is 00:16:38 And he said, I do care because I sent her to the step. And Ellie goes, yeah, but that was karma. Nope. I had to do everything in my power to not say what she said and give her a little fist bump. have I done it before? Yes, I have. Sometimes I get a little petty. Sometimes the feeling strikes me and I'm like, you know what? Thank you for saying what I couldn't. And I give her a little fist bump. Yep. That does it for Doom Scroll the week. Next up, in classic typesie mom fashion, I figured now three days away from Mother's Day would be the perfect time to give the real ones my official Mother's Day gift guide brought to you by DoorDash. Guys, I'm not going to
Starting point is 00:17:25 bullshit you, okay? So I present my, trust me, this is the shit she actually wants guide to Mother's Day. Number one, big emphasis on this one. It's top of the list for a reason. It's nobody needs me time. Yes, nobody needs me. I'm not going to the potty with you to sit on the tub and listen to your stories right now. I'm not going to wipe your butt. I'm not going to fill your water bottle. I'm not going to open your snack. I'm not going to get the giant snack, but it's been down. I'm not going to wash you an apple. I'm not going to help you wash your hands. I'm not going to get up off of my seat. I'm not going to share my water with you. I'm going to eat my whole snack and you don't get a single bite. It's nobody needs me time. Okay. I want to get horizontal and I want to be left alone. Hopefully outside,
Starting point is 00:18:19 maybe inside, if weather does not allow. Okay. I want to be. Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. And really, the key is, is that I don't want to be needed. So if someone balks their knee, I want you to go to dad for make a better kiss, okay? If you have just an absolutely pressing question, okay? If you have just an absolutely pressing question, Okay? If you have to know what happened to the red crayon that you broke in half and peeled the other side of three months ago on a Tuesday to ask somebody else. Number two, sleep. Now, Queen Emma said eight full hours. That's unrealistic. So let's say six. Here's the crazy part. let's shoot for uninterrupted. That, that. The idea of uninterrupted sleep feels like a completely foreign concept to my brain and our current state of life.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Because when Finney wakes up and she decides that it's actually not 1 a.m., that it's actually party time. And she wants to pat the dog on the butt and laugh about it. until 4 a.m. I'd like to opt out of that. Please. Number three. Oh, this is a good one. Silence. Give mom silence. I'm telling you, just, this is going to be, I'm going to say it, it's going to be aggressive. Go away. Go away and take the noisy little gremlins with you. We love them. Guys, we love them. Okay. We made them. with our own bodies.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Get out of the house. I'm kidding. Maybe not get out of the house, but definitely get far enough away that I can't hear you. This is so bad. Number four. A full day of mom gets to pick.
Starting point is 00:20:49 I think this is important because this morning in the car on the way to school was the perfect example. Wyatt picked a song. Then Ellie picked a song. And then Benny asked for three, songs, one of which we never listened to and two of which we had just listened to. So I decided to put on a little Olivia Dean, okay? And I was met with quite the argument. And I said, well,
Starting point is 00:21:19 everybody else got to pick a song. And Elliot said, Bennett didn't. And so I got vetoed. to be fair i jokingly not jokingly between you and me i said okay let me look for the song she's asking for first of all i'm driving car i'm not looking for the song you're asking me to look for second it takes a little while to look for the song so by that point we had gotten three quarters of the way through the song i had picked and so i kind of won that one my whole point here is it's a long-winded way of saying as moms we often get vetoed we get vetoed for mickey mouse clubhouse we get vetoed for miss rachel We get vetoed for listening to Wheels on the Bus and the car. And we could be listening to Ludacris.
Starting point is 00:22:00 You know what I mean? It just, number five, and this is a very important one, food. Food, specifically, her favorite foods or foods that she would pick, okay? This is not one of those instances where you think to yourself, let's try that restaurant that I heard about from this friend of mine, that she has never referenced. She doesn't like the cuisine and we're not. We're not doing that. And then here's the important.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Don't make her share. Okay. If she's going to hear the little voice, can I have some? Can I have some? I have some. No, you do not have some. The great news on this one is that DoorDash makes this kind of thing extremely easy. You can get Mom's Favorite Foods delivered this Mother's Day right to your door,
Starting point is 00:22:55 all courtesy of DoorDash. This makes a lot of sense because sometimes an example of me, right? I might want coffee from one place, pancakes from another, and later on, Wigman's chocolate cake. You know what I mean? And you could double dash it. Let's do that. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Number six. Next, if we're talking about traditional gifts, anything sentimental or homemade, I think that These are the sweetest little keepsakes. I think it's so cute when the kids get excited about what they made for you. And like I said earlier, you get to get excited with them. It is one of the cutest things I've ever witnessed. And I feel like parents will understand this. If you know, you know, okay, when a kid shows you artwork that they've made and you can guess correctly on who the person is or what the animal is and their face lights up with like this. I knew I nailed it. There is something so special about that. And now, like Ellie right now,
Starting point is 00:24:05 draws me with two hairs down by the side, a little, a little swoopy hair here, and then a bun on top of my head. It's just a little ball that she scribbles on top of my head. Every single time I see it now, I'm like, is that me? And she's like, it is. Thank you so much for noticing. It's perfect. Number seven, the literal opposite of number six. Okay. expensive shit, okay? This is not for me. This is not, this is me trying to take into consideration what other women might want. I'm not an expensive shit kind of girly. I know I'll either lose it or break it. It's the same way I look at a white sweatshirt, okay? We're not meant to live together. I'm not prepared for that responsibility, but you know who might be? The mother in your life, okay?
Starting point is 00:24:55 Get her some diamond earrings, okay? Get her some beautiful dainty jewelry. Get her. Get her, a handbag. I don't know. You know what she likes you live with her. She is responsible for being a mother to tiny human beings. I think you can buy her some expensive shit. I think you can. She might have grown those human beings herself. Okay. She might have created them with her own, her own body. And one step further, they might look like you. Get her some expensive shit. And the last thing on the gift guide anything um anything but a random ass lozen that she's never seen before in her life okay this one i feel strongly about this one i feel very strongly about do not get her oh my jesus christ do we need to say this do people not know this do not get a variety pack of lotions
Starting point is 00:26:03 from a brand she has never talked about or does not currently own don't do that don't do that don't go to seforah or ulta and walk in and get duped by the pretty rack near the door also just a reminder if she asked for things specifically do that this is this gets us right back to like the baby registry wedding registry thing if someone's willing to go through the exercise of telling you what they want. You should listen. That's it for my Mother's Day gift guide brought to you by DoorDash. Oh, no. We have a little surprise clip here. We're going to see if you get mad at me or not for it. Are you excited? No. Okay. Well, that's a message from someone very special. Hi, Kai. I'm sure you're surprised to hear my voice. And I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate and am inspired by all that you.
Starting point is 00:27:10 you're doing to champion so many things for women and most especially for moms. I know that they're appreciating your honesty and candid humor about motherhood and life in general. You know it is a true gift to be able to make others laugh, which you do. I'm so proud of what you are doing in front of the camera and more so behind the scenes to help others. You're a ability to do all of that and then be a mom to four beautiful girls is simply a cherry on top. Thank you for inspiring so many people, but mostly thank you for filling my heart each and every day. Happy Mother's Day. I love you. How dare you? How dare you try to get me cry? To be fair, none fell, but you almost got me.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I had to remove my headphones so that I wouldn't get messed up. Here's the deal. Let me just address this. First of all, my mother's biased. Okay, she made me. Let's start there. Second, I would not be able to do what I do without my mother.
Starting point is 00:28:23 And I know that I've said it on here before. I know that not everyone has been fortunate enough to have a mom in their life the way that I have. I know a lot of different. people, including within my own family, who don't have the opportunity to enjoy a relationship with their mom in the way that I do. So I am extremely fortunate to have my mom. I would not be able to do this. I also wouldn't be the person that I am without my mother. I got my opinion and my swear words from my mother. So if you have a problem with me swearing, you can take it up with Lil Lisa. I'm going to tell you right now she's five foot two. She scared a shit out of me.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Good luck. Seriously, though, I love my mother. And most importantly, at this phase in our lives, she is the support that I need to be able to navigate motherhood. And also, she is the most, one of the most important people in our kids' lives. They know that my mom is safe space. They know that they can ask Nana for anything. They know that she will be honest with them and that she will support them and love them and always forgive them no matter what. And so those qualities make it really, really special to have my mom around and in our girls' lives. We couldn't do the things that we do without my mom. We wouldn't be able to travel. I wouldn't be able to podcast. I wouldn't, I also wouldn't have my sass and wit. If it weren't for that lady, that was fucked up.
Starting point is 00:30:02 You know what's fucked up? That. That was fucked up. Okay. There's that. It's a big swing. Yeah. That was fucked up, Emma. I thought you were in here because you were going to rally horn chonkers, and now we're just fucking trying to get me to cry. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I can't wait to call my mother after this. Tell her how dare you conspire with fucking Emma. Isn't it great we have each other's numbers now? Trash. Wow, that was fucked up. Okay. I almost cried, but I stopped myself. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Coming up, I'm about to be joined by Chloe Kim right after these messages. Mother's Day always makes me think of my mom. Shout out to Lil'Leese, but this year I've also been thinking a lot about other moms who keep me sane. Yeah, that's right. I got friends who I will occasionally text about the random shit that our kids do or I'll call Ryan and tell her there's no way your kids did this. And she says, yes, your nieces did. Keeps me sane. Those moms are the reason I can actually be a mom some days. So this year, I'm not just celebrating my mom. I'm celebrating all my friends who are moms as well.
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Starting point is 00:33:43 She's one of the most iconic snowboarders of all time and the literal goat of the half pipe. She's also a fellow NFL partner. Shout out to Cleveland. And most importantly, she's an inspiration to girls everywhere, including my own four daughters. Chloe Kim, welcome to Not Gonna Lie. Hello. This is very exciting. Now, I, we had the absolute pleasure of getting to go to the Olympics.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Oh, you were there. The sad thing is, is that we did not get to witness any of the snowboarding in person. Yeah. It was very sad. You guys were far away. I know. We were so far. That was, I was, I'm still a little sad about it.
Starting point is 00:34:27 it now I would like to congratulate you on meddling for your third Olympics in a row incredible thank you I had the absolute pleasure of getting to snowboard for the first time ever in aspen it didn't go well it didn't go well at all me more okay let me tell you I went to do an fafo which is a series we have on youtube it's fuck around and find out we were there to find out whether or not I could snowboard. So Jamie Anderson, she did her best. She did her best. She was amazing. And I got to meet her two little wee ones, which was awesome. And, but I'll tell you what, I don't think I was meant to be a snowboarder. Wait, but like, and I'm okay with that. Like what happened? Like, so, well, let me tell you, I fell on my ass. I fell on my ass.
Starting point is 00:35:25 a lot. Queen am a very kindly pulled a clip of me. That's me. I'm in the maroon in case you're wondering. Okay. Yep. Nope. Nope. Yep. Nope. At some point I should have just get I should have just laid there. I should have just laid there. No, but I think you did pretty good. for your first one. I'm sorry. I think he's good. You're lying, Chloe. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:36:19 No, you know what it is. It's hard. It's hard because... Thank you so much for saying that. No, snowboarding is really hard. And don't feel bad because I fall a lot too. You know? Right.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Like I... Okay. Yeah. It doesn't matter like what we... we're doing it's just like we all fall point blank here right right right we're right to figure it out it doesn't look like that but I will say I think that it's kind of backwards because when you go faster it is a little easier to balance yes but you want to learn slow because you don't really you don't want to eat shit right yeah yeah I did eat shit so I would I would have actually made you go a little faster but I'm also not
Starting point is 00:37:02 a good teacher whatsoever I took one of my my really good friends from L.A. who've never been on the snow before to go ski snowboard. And yeah, they don't want to go back because of the tunnel. To be fair, we did not include the clips where I had a little bit of success. And by success, I mean I stayed upright for a little while. Part of that was me basically tangoing with Jamie down the mountain. And by the mountain, I mean the bunny hill. And it was, I did my best.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And Jamie was a good sport. and she kept me going and we had a teacher, a coach out there, and he was also helping. It was a team effort. And I think it became abundantly clear why I had not participated in winter sports. Yeah. So there's that. I'll try again. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Okay. Yep. We'll try again. We should. I do I do think we're going to need to figure out some type of physical airbag. If you're going to let me full send it, then I'm going to need an airbag. We'll figure it out. Those minor details.
Starting point is 00:38:20 No. Oh. Oh, you have to wear butt pads. Oh, okay. Sure. Yeah. And then you can feel really comfortable about falling on your butt all the time. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:38:32 But what you did at the end where you like, caught your toes and fall forward, that one sucks. No one likes doing that. That doesn't feel good. Universally, that sucks. Yeah, it's honestly humiliating too because you're literally face planting. And if you go fast enough, your feet will come back and hit you in the back of the head, which like is so humiliating. Like a scorpion. Yes. Exactly. I learned that from Rob Deirdick on ridiculousness. Oh my gosh. Yes. You know the lingo. you're half right there now how old were you when you got into snowboarding because maybe i should get my girls on boards now so they don't end up looking like their mom 30 years from now i started when i was four okay yeah it's too late for two of them but i didn't take it seriously
Starting point is 00:39:22 until seven okay so that might give a little more wiggle room but some people like one of my teammates that went to the olympi with me. She's so sweet. Her name's B. She started when she was 12. Okay. So I've, there's a range. If there's a will, there's a way. I like that. Now, what would you tell parents who might be nervous to let their daughters get involved in a more intense sport like snowboarding? Hmm. Honestly, I, you know, I've had a lot of time to think about this question because I feel like, you know, It's a really hard one to answer, though, because I think it depends. One, what are your, what are the intentions?
Starting point is 00:40:10 Is it because, you know, your daughter loves the sport and, like, really wants to try? Is it, you know, some people have their kids get involved in sport because it helps with their features, whether it be, like, an opportunity with education or, like, I don't know. I guess that's the only other path I've seen it in. but I think I would just say, you know, I think sport is a really great way to teach very valuable life lessons, whether that be discipline, grit, you know, confidence, things of that nature. I learned really early on that hard work pays off and how to be strong and tough. So I feel like it's also important to be very present.
Starting point is 00:41:01 and be, I guess, just there for your kids when they're going through all of these things and they're learning all of these really tough lessons because I think at times things are so new and it's really scary to go through them alone, which I felt I had to do sometimes. Because, you know, my parents immigrated here. There was a bit of a language barrier for me growing up. So I went through a lot of it alone. So, yeah, just like be there for your kids. I also think it's, I think one of the cool things about sports is not only is it building all the things you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:41:40 It's the determination, the grit, the confidence, but also it's like meant to be play. So like sometimes let it be play. Yeah. And then see where they find that sort of that sparkle. Totally. And then you can lean in with them. Yeah. All in all, I'm really great.
Starting point is 00:42:01 grateful for my support, not just because of what I've been able to achieve, but also because of the person it helped me become. And I think that's far more valuable than all the extra stuff that's the cool extra stuff that's come along. Now, one of those cool extra things that came along is the Time 100 list. Congratulations. Thank you. Also, the dress that you wore on the red carpet coming from someone who doesn't, know how to dress themselves. Wow. Well done. Thank you. You're also posing here with your partner, Miles, on the red carpet. And I happened to be doomscrolling Instagram the other day and saw this
Starting point is 00:42:45 clip of you too. And the caption says, get you a partner who looks at you the way Miles looks at Chloe. Look at. Are you kidding? Look at that. You're kidding. Oh, right? That's very cute. Now, have you seen that clip? I'm assuming you have. I have, yes. But I'm always like, oh my gosh, I'm like, oh, I just crawl away. You're a little like, this is, don't do that.
Starting point is 00:43:16 This is cringy. I just get kind of shy. Like, we're so cute. I'm obsessed with us. Oh, my God, I can't see it. I love that. Yeah, that's so good. I mean, look at me.
Starting point is 00:43:28 We're so cute. It's hard to watch. Oh, my God. I'm obsessed with us. Like, get that away. me. Oh gosh. What has been the best part of having this off-season together so far? He lost my man to Japan. He's gone. He's having so much fun out there. He loves Japan so much. So the last, you know, 10 days, I haven't really spoken to him, but I'm letting him do his thing.
Starting point is 00:43:57 But I feel like it's been really nice to be with another athlete because I think there's, this thing that we just get about each other. Also, we really enjoy the same things. So I feel like people, I see a lot of, you know, like people talking about our relationship online and I'm like, you guys could not be more wrong. Yeah, most of the time, for instance, the other day, before he left to Japan, I guessed his entire Pokemon team that he had. And he just told me like what type they were.
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Starting point is 00:45:59 Wow. I mean, I get to listen to their tiny little conversations in the backseat and they get to have the independence of getting in and out of the car on their own. It makes them feel like maybe they're more ready for their day. And also, now the big girls know how to buckle and unbuckle themselves. And occasionally, Benny lets them buckle her too. Of course, I check it afterwards. I love the Sienna's features. When my hands are full, the kick sensor door is a game changer.
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Starting point is 00:48:27 Feel free to air it. Just air it. Let it out. No, he is good at a lot of things. Mm-hmm. But... They're a pain in the ass like that. Yes, but I will say, I don't know if you have this experience with your husband.
Starting point is 00:48:41 They don't like doing things that they're not good at. So I'm like... Oh, for sure. Right? So I'm like, okay, are you good at everything or are you good at things that you... That you're willing to do? Right. That's actually a great point.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Because I love Monopoly deal, okay? Monopoly deal is my shit. I love that game bad. My favorite game in the world. I bought a full card shuffling machine just for that game. I'm obsessed. So, obviously, my favorite person in the world, I want him to also play my favorite game in the world. Naturally.
Starting point is 00:49:18 He hates it. Because he hasn't figured it out yet. I whooped his ass. Yeah. And he only one. wanted him say it once. So that's kind of where I'm like, are they really good at everything or are they just good at the things they decide they want to be good at? Yeah. That's such a good point. So maybe we should start, maybe we should start picking the activity. Right. Okay. Okay. I like this.
Starting point is 00:49:46 The activity and if it's a game for instance, like lose on purpose. Be like, oh my God, you're so good. Hustle him. Hustle him. Lose the first two times. times you play and then just absolutely take it to the house. No, and I think so I just turned 26. My frontal lobe is like fully developed. I've had her for a year. Now I feel like I'm really into scheming. Like my frontal lobe like is a schemer. Yeah. This idea kind of all. She likes to plan. Yes. No, I love planning. Oh, this is good. I'm not good at planning. I'm actually trash at planning. My ADHD, she's not a planner. She actually prefers the chaos. I'll plan anything for you. You just text. Oh, perfect. Thank you so much. I can tell you when to wake up, when to shower. If you want a nap,
Starting point is 00:50:36 I can put the nap in there and I can do it all. And do you stick to it? Yes. Wow. Because it makes me feel sane. Like if I have 30 minutes to chill, I'll set a 30 minute timer so I can fully chill and not. keep checking the clock so I can just chill. It's like little things like that. You should. Okay, I'm going to set a timer. Yes. This is funny because I said timers for my kids and I follow those, but I have not set timers for myself and maybe this is what I need to do. No, because that 30-minute window of turning your mind off and doing whatever you want and not worrying about the next thing is so, so necessary for my sanity. Yes. Yeah. Okay, I'm setting a timer. That's it. Now, Speaking of being good at everything, you just posted this incredible Get Ready with me with Miles narrating your makeup routine.
Starting point is 00:51:28 We have the clip here because we need to talk about this. So hi, this is Jay Kim and I'm doing to get ready with me. As you can see, I'm putting on concealer. Now, serious question. Did you give him the terms? No. He knew this. Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:51 I was like, how do you know so much? But then it's funny because I talked to his mom about it. And she was like, I thought it was so funny, you know, like, you know, like I should have done a better job. And I was like, what do you mean? He knows so much already. Like he's doing he knows a lot. A lot. I like that.
Starting point is 00:52:12 I don't know what it is. Now, were there any terms that you were most impressed that he actually knew? because the contouring for me was like, where'd you learn that? The contouring. But I also think I have such a big fat mouth, honestly. Like, I can't see my mouth shut. So I will say anything. Any thought I have, I'll say it.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Like, that's just who I am. That's who my dad is. You know, that's just the vibe in my household. So I feel like when I'm doing my makeup, I probably was, well, he's seen me get ready so many times. I'm like, oh, like, I have to contour my nose real quick. I'll be there. Sure. You know, like, oh, I have to do my concealer real quick.
Starting point is 00:52:54 You think he's learned along the way? Yeah. I'm also like, yeah, I'm sure like, like, I'm sure he's seen other people get ready to many times. Sure. Yeah. Now, you were talking about playing, tell me again, monopoly deal. Deal. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:14 I'm going to have to check this out because we are game people. Oh, my God. I have not experienced Monopoly deal yet, but we are. are we love a game what i want to ask you about is how competitive you and miles are when you play games because for instance i don't know if you've ever played settlers of catan i want to i've heard so many great things about this game it's banned in our household really it's that bad well i well yeah it's it's bad it's for anyone who has played settlers of catan i will tell you if my husband goes for the longest road it's done i'm pissed no there is no mercy after that
Starting point is 00:53:56 he's getting the robber every time and if you haven't played settlers of kattan i'm sorry that i just spoke gibberish to you for 30 second street you should try playing it is a delightful game okay um but my husband and i we are not allowed to play the two of us you can play like a phone version of the game where it will fill in the other two players we're not not allowed to play that anymore. Oh my gosh. Wait, I want to try. I've heard so many amazing things. It's so much fun. Okay, that's the tradeoff then. You get into Monopoly deal and talk and into Settlers of Katan. Perfect. And so when you guys are are playing games, is it super competitive? Yeah, absolutely. And do you win most of the time? No. So, so. So, so. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So.
Starting point is 00:54:48 So, Miles and I, when we first met, you know, I was definitely nervous because I'm like, I feel like I don't have much in common with this guy. I mean, we texted a lot, but it just felt very like getting to know each other. So we met for the first time. I was like, okay, I'm kind of nervous. But anyways, they were talking about video games. We were talking about video games. And I was telling him about this one game that I'm obsessed with.
Starting point is 00:55:13 It's called Boomerang Fu. And it's played on the Nintendo Switch. and you kind of run around your cute little characters. They're like foods. You can be toast, milk, like peanut butter and jelly. Like there's a bunch of cute little characters and you have boomerangs. And the goal is to slice everyone with your boomerang on the map. You can like do one little swoop.
Starting point is 00:55:36 You can also throw the boomerang. You can get power ups on the map. So like your boomerings can explode or they can be fire boomerings and you can burn everyone. It's really, really fun. So anyways, I was good at that game. Like, that was my game. I would play it multiple, multiple times a week. And so obviously...
Starting point is 00:55:57 Tell me he ruined it for you. Rewened it. He got... I think I beat him the first round, which was the first time he ever played. And after that, I haven't seen first place. And so I stopped playing. He fully ruined it for me. I deleted it off of my switch.
Starting point is 00:56:13 It's that bad. I'm so traumatized. Yeah. I'll tell you. I mean, how long have you guys been dating? Almost a year and a half. Okay. Now, here's what I've said.
Starting point is 00:56:27 I'm on record saying this, and I've said it straight to my husband's face. I'll say it to him right now. Okay. I feel very strongly that my husband is very competitive. He's very good at most things that he tries. And if you're dating or now married, then they have to pick you for their team. and therefore you win to. And I feel strongly about the fact that I am competitive enough to know that if I cannot win it,
Starting point is 00:56:57 that I need to pair up with the person who can't. And I did that. I did that. Four kids later, I did that. That is so powerful. The problem is we're both very stubborn people. And I think that's what makes us so good at what we do. I refuse to lose to him, like specifically to him.
Starting point is 00:57:22 I don't want to lose to him. I don't really care about winning. I just don't want to lose to him. And I do think that getting beat constantly in this fashion is going to make me stronger. And one day I will rise to the top. And when I do get to the top, then I'll consider inviting him on my team. So we can win. That's so kind of you.
Starting point is 00:57:44 I know. I am a really kind person. When I really think about it, I'm so kind and thoughtful. And exhibit A. I love this. I love this for him. That's very nice that you would do that for him. No, he's so lucky.
Starting point is 00:57:59 He better know that. He's got everything else figured out. You know, like I love being his little princess. Like, he takes such good care of me. But with games, like, I got you. But I need to go through my villains. It's so romantic. I know.
Starting point is 00:58:13 I know. I'm so. romantic. I'm so romantic. I can tell. Thank you. I did. Can you tell them that, please? All right. Well, I want to talk to you about football. So it might get a little less romantic right now. We'll find out. For any of the real ones who don't know your partner, Miles, plays for the Cleveland Browns. Were you an NFL fan previously? No. If you had to pick a team, who would it have been? Well, I'm from L.A., so it would have to be the Rams. That's the right answer. Okay. Have you since gotten into football? Have you learned anything where you feel like maybe you're on the verge of being an expert? Or is that too generous? Very generous. Okay. I think my relationship with football is still developing, growing. Like it's still a story to be told.
Starting point is 00:59:17 I think that I know what he does and I know what his goals are and I know what I can see him when I'm at games. But I have been able to learn more about other teams because I really only knew the Rams and what the team Tom Brady was on. Oh, the Patriots. Yes, the Patriots. Yes. And also the Eagles. Nice. Thank you for saying that. The Eagles, yes. Because I'd watch the Super Bowl, I think.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Because that was kind of the thing to do is watch the Super Bowl. That's like a social event. So a lot of people who don't get involved in football or don't enjoy watching football will still get into a Super Bowl. Maybe sometimes for the commercials, but it counts. Yeah. But now I really do love watching him play. It's really fun. it's been really fun to be part of that process. And I always had so much respect for the sport
Starting point is 01:00:18 because of how physical and grueling it seems from a spectator's perspective. So, yeah, so much respect for it. It just, like, wasn't really my thing. Now, is there anything that you're still not quite following when it comes to football that I can attempt to clear up? Not saying that I will actually be able to. But, like, which NFL Which AFC North team do you hate the most? Like, see, that I don't even know what that means. Great. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Which NFL team do you hate the most? Do I hate? Do the Browns have a rival? So, yeah, that's what I was going to say. I'm like, there are rivals. Yeah. Who do you have? Is it the Steelers?
Starting point is 01:01:05 Right. That's the rival, right? The Steelers. I think so. Right. I think that's, I think when I went to that game, that was the, the most hype it was. I got a vibe. There was like a vibe in the crowd, right? Perfect. Yeah. The stands told you what you needed to know. Yeah. So I was a little I was a little overstimulated there, you know, like people are talking talking shit about my man in the crowd and I'm like, ooh. Mm-mm. You don't want to take me to that game. No. Let me tell you, I am the person. I am the one who will be like, hey, hi. Yep. Hi. Hi. You there. Yeah. Actually, you're in a family section. So you're going to have to. you're going to need to cut that out.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Yeah. Yeah. More than once I've done that. I've done that in a stadium we were visiting. That was a bad idea. Wait, why? Defend your man. I'm all about it.
Starting point is 01:01:58 It was not a moment I was proud of. I almost got on a fist fight with a grown man. At some point, we're going to have to bleep this because I cannot let this hit the internet. So that probably wasn't a high point for me. Period. No, I get it, though, because I feel like, Like when we're out, I am always trying to, I always want to protect him, you know, and make him feel comfortable, even though he has a foot on me.
Starting point is 01:02:26 I'm the yapper. Like, I will run my mouth. I don't care. I will say things the way that they are. Like, I am no issue with that. No, I respect that genuinely. I think it's cute, too. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Maybe it's delusional. No, I'll go to bat for some of them. I will. I can't help myself. Thank you so much for coming on today. This has been so much fun. Wait, we need to hang out bad. Let's do it. Can we? Done. Wait, how often are you actually in Cleveland? Well, because my husband's from there and that, that's an easy hop, skip and a jump from Philadelphia. Oh, it really is. He grew up a Browns fan. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's so fun. I know. I didn't know that lore. I'm there.
Starting point is 01:03:18 I mean, I try to be there as much as I can. Luckily, you know, the games are on the weekends for the most part. So I can just fly. I'm so used to traveling. I'm like, okay, whatever. I'll get on this six-hour flight for the weekend and fly back. It's fine. Please.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Let's do something. And that's it for another episode of Not Gonna Lie. You can find even more clips from my longer conversation with Chloe on my YouTube channel on more shit Monday. I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode. follow us on social media at NGL with Kylie for clips throughout the week. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcast. Not going to lie is a Wave Original brought to you by Apple Pay.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Thanks to the real ones for tuning in. Oh, that's so fun. Okay, where are you right now? Philadelphia. Oh. Oh, my God. I know. That is so cute.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Oh, she's so chill. Oh, all the time. Yep. Oh, my. Thank you. Oh my gosh. I'm so jealous. She's sweet.
Starting point is 01:04:31 So, don't worry. You'll get, you'll get a puppy eventually. Or a baby. How old is your dog? Like, I want a baby.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Sure. Come borrow one of mine just to hold you over. No, I would love that. I steal my friends' kids all the time. It's the aunts, uncles, and grandparents have it the best. You get to love on them and give them back. Yes.
Starting point is 01:04:53 Uh-huh. Yes. I don't want to go. show up next to your vet at 1 a.m. Well, I don't know. Maybe they could block the damn fan when they do. You're like a little to the left.

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