Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce - Kylie & Travis on Babysitting All Four Nieces, Best Man Speeches & First Impression Mai Tais | Ep. 53

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

The NGL Uncle Trav special is finally here! Kylie is joined by her brother-in-law Travis for an ELECTRIC Super Bowl episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Intuit TurboTax! Kylie and Travis kick things off by talking about Travis’ reaction to being asked to do Not Gonna Lie and how perfect this timing was for them to get together in person during Super Bowl week (2:42). Since Kylie and Trav are in SAN FRAN (yeah, we said it!) for Travis’ Walter Payton Man of the Year nomination, they also talk about his great work with Operation Breakthrough (8:07) and their Ignition Lab in Kansas City.  Then it’s time for Real One Comment of the Week! And as her special guest, Kylie lets Travis, or should we say Trevor, do the honors of responding to an all-time NGL YouTube comment (12:11).  After that, Kylie and Trav talk all about the first time they met on a family trip to Hawaii during the Pro Bowl in the summer of 2016 and let us in on a story that involves the Kelce boys and one too many mai tais (18:42). Travis shares his first impression of Kylie, what Jason had told him about her before their first meeting and what he thought Jason's original proposal plan was supposed to be (28:18). Then, in a special Doomscroll of the Week: Uncle Trav edition, Kylie goes through some very important Uncle Trav TikToks. Travis weighs in on how he’d handle various scenarios with his nieces (34:50), his latest thoughts on the famous Wyatt “naughty and sneaky” clip (37:01) and how long he could babysit all four Kelce girls. Plus, an Otter-related surprise you won’t want to miss (44:01). Kylie then explains her segment “Ask Me *Some* Things” to Travis and the two of them run through as many of the Real Ones questions as they feel like! Just know Queen Emma originally wanted a Cool 87 questions… They get into how Travis can help with the cat saga (50:33), Trav’s best man speech, group chats, Taylor’s broken chair and so much more (54:01).  Lastly, as a special surprise for her brother-in-law, Kylie has prepared a sisterly roast (1:07:05).  Make sure you tune into More Sh*t Monday on the Not Gonna Lie YouTube channel for even more exclusive moments from Kylie and Travis’ longer conversation! . . . Purchase NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the Show:   Intuit Turbo Tax: File your taxes with TurboTax in the Credit Karma app. Learn more at https://turbotax.intuit.com/lp/ck2ttcampaign/1625/?cid=bn_wk_12  ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at https://ZipRecruiter.com/NGL. ZipRecruiter. The smartest way to hire.  YouTube TV: Don’t settle for ‘meh’ live TV. Switch to YouTube TV for 100+ live channels. Try it free & cancel anytime https://youtube.com/ngl  Liquid IV: Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquidiv.com and get 20% off your first order with code NGL at checkout. CVS: Download the app at https://cvs.app.link/cAYYSd01eVb  Olipop: GET a FREE can of OLIPOP! Buy any 2 cans of OLIPOP in store, and we’ll pay you back for one! Shop at Walmart, Target, Whole Foods, and thousands of other retailers near you. Sign up at https://drinkolipop.com/NGL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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but I was gluing these nails onto my hands because I have somewhere to be this afternoon and I'm going to try my very best to look someone put together. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome to an absolutely electric Super Bowl episode of Not Gonna Lie, a Wave Original, brought to you by Intuit TurboTax.

I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite football watching food is definitely crab fries. The best Super Bowl halftime performer of all time, well, at least the one that I saw in person was Rihanna. And speaking of Super Bowls, I'm the proud sister-in-law of a three-time Super Bowl champion from the Kansas City Chiefs, the best tight end of all time, the king of funcles, and the Big Yeti. You know him from breaking chairs and saying, all right, nah, on the other podcast. It's the one and only Uncle Treve.

Guys, what is up? Welcome to Not Gonna lie. This is exciting. This is silly. This is so silly. It's long overdue. This is going to be unhinged. I now feel how you feel when you have to be interviewed by me and Jason, which is an exaggeration because interviewing is the last thing that we actually do.

It's so honestly, I give, you know, I give Jason a lot of shit for the times that he's dragged me downstairs to do this. well to do the other podcasts. But it is always a fun time. If people could see the stuff that got cut. Oh, yeah. You're not gonna. Well, we wouldn't have a podcast. It's just so much fun, man.

It's so much fun. And you know Jason. Jason's just a, he's got, he's got, he's got his fun, like, way of life. And he's got his views and hearing those views and how he delivers them on a podcast makes you break chairs yeah that was was Taylor actually mad about the no she laughed she laughed she laughed she has a good sense of humor you busted chair I immediately went over to the to the scale though I had to see what we were at yet you had to check yourself a little bit no job January has been exactly that okay yeah

take a step back I had two croissants on the way here chocolate or plain almond oh great Yeah, it was the last one left. It was a late morning. The two last left. Got it. Now, how do you feel about being one of our most requested guests? Oh, man. Not going to lie, it feels pretty cool.

Feels pretty cool. I feel like when you started this, not going to lie, it was like you were coming out with aggressive. takes. Yes. You were not fucking around. No, I'm not. And I was terrified of them because I do not like aggressive takes. I like to play a nice medium take. Yeah, right in the middle. And let Jason do the aggressive takes. Yeah. Like you guys got that side of the family. Yeah. I'm holding down the middle takes. Isn't that silly that we matched up on that? Of course. I feel like. There's no fucking around over there. No. None. It's the best, though. Is it? Yeah. Okay. What was your Myret.

What was your honest reaction when you saw the text come through of the request? All right. Here we go. We got to do it. I can't not say no to this. This is something I owe you. You could have said no. I told you you could say no.

I owe you this. You owe me nothing. I only want to be a good brother-in-law as you've been a good sister-in-law. That's very kind. Well, I'm very grateful you did agree to do this because it is literally the perfect time here during Super Bowl week. It's rare we even typically get a chance to speak this week of the year. Yeah.

Because of the last five Super Bowls, six, you have played in five of them. So this is typically a busy time of year. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. And I say that because I think, obviously, I'm sure it still stings that you guys didn't do what you wanted to do this year because it does every time it doesn't end in a hoisting the Lombardi. Exactly. But to have that on your resume, not only individually, your accomplishments, but your team. The coaching staff you've been able to do it with, Pat, the other staples you guys have on the Chiefs. Oh, yeah.

That is unreal. It's pretty insane. And I kind of got the first, like, step back this year when Pat went down and we lost the last however many games. And I got to kind of cope with it in that moment and still be in the building with Coach Reed and the guys that I love it in Kansas City. And try and make it the best scenario possible as the year ended there. And then taken a step back and really like looked around me and like, man, this run has been crazy. And it feels weird not to be doing anything right now. Like I was talking to Edelman the other day when he was doing the other podcast.

And he was telling me how he's still in. And like January grows his beard out just because he like doesn't know any other way. And I'm just like, man, I feel exactly what you're saying. Because especially after a long season like that and Jason does this almost year round. But now he's on TV. So he does it. He keeps it a little cleaned up. But you just, you stop caring about how you look because you're just going into the building doing the same thing every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

and you just you get into this like this mode of like I'm I'm beat up but I fucking love this and I want to keep going I got to keep remembering that I love this. Who is it? Bring him in and it's just it gets to that point where now I'm like watching it and yeah it stings it stings especially because I felt like this year's team in a lot of ways was better than last year's team and last year's team we only lost two games. It feels a little weird that there's not like there's not like an end cap to the weekend in a way that there has been previously. You've given us a really fun, really fun six years. It's been nuts, man.

It's been nuts because obviously when you're in it, it all happens so fast. So being able to take that step back this year is just kind of like, I don't know, I'm still proud of the work that we've done. You should be. Who knows if we can keep that thing going? I think it's a nice break to run it back next year. Just I already knocked on there. Okay, there we go. Now, you're up for Walter Payton Man of the Year at NFL Honors.

So congratulations. It's your third nomination. Is that right? I think. This is my first time being nominated. This is my first time being nominated at I could actually go to the stuff. So I'll be at honors tonight. and then I'll be at the game.

I'll see you there. Nice. Are you presenting? What the fuck? Why the fuck would I be presenting? No, Jason is. Not going to lie. Think you'd be pretty good at presenting.

Thank you so much. No, I'm not. That sounds like my personal nightmare. Jason is. No, just like the problem. You're just reading it from like a football length field away. I'm going to leave that to you. We're going to leave it to Jason.

Perfect. I'm just going to be up there saying hi. It'll just be the. two second kids in the audience like, you're doing great. We believe in you. Really hit that exclamation point, Jason. So Memphis. Now, you do so much incredible work for Operation Breakthrough in Kansas City. What have you been up to recently with them in the Ignition Lab? Well, that is a well-oiled machine that has been going on. Mary has it covered over there. Mary Ellsman is the best. She's one of my favorite people and one of the best. One of the

one of the biggest like community representatives that I know in Kansas City. She knows everyone, everyone loves her, the kids that have gone through Operation Breakthroughs from when they were in preschool. I've been there long enough now to literally see them go from preschool into the Ignition Lab, get college degrees. Those of you that don't know what the Ignition Lab is, it's a bunch of programs through science, technology, engineering math that give these kids opportunities that they wouldn't have otherwise. So there's a mechanic shop, there's an entertainment studio. My dad has done podcasts with the kids.

There's a culinary. There's a kitchen. Like kids are using everything that they can in here to just, you know, create a business or get an understanding of, you know, what exactly these. opportunities are, you know, whatever they're interested in. I had the absolute pleasure of being toured around by Mary when we were in Kansas City for one of the games against the Eagles. You were saying that there's a culinary lab, but there's also an agricultural side of things. They have different, like they plant crops

and make sure that they do compost and all those types of things. But then they're actually using those ingredients, the herbs, all of those things in the culinary lab. And then they're using the graphic design labs to create menus and things like. So it's the most, honestly, it was like, it felt like you were watching an ecosystem. It's pretty crazy. And the cool thing is, is that you could potentially take that model and put it into other cities. So that's, that's what my 87 are running, my foundation has been trying to do into Cleveland. It's a process. There's, listen, there's a, there's a need for it in every city.

There is. You know, because you need somebody like a Mary that's there running it and making it what it is. And she's just, she's a superstar. So shout out to Mary. Appreciate you being, being you. You're the, she's, she's, now we just have to clone her. Yeah. Perfect.

We need you to find the next. Real quick. For all the other cities we want to touch. I hope this goes without saying we're so proud of all the work that you've done. And obviously, knowing that it truly comes from your heart to help the community that you currently live in and then always giving back to Cleveland in any way that you can. So even if you don't win tonight, Operation Breakthrough is going to win because we're going to make a donation from Not Going to lie. What? Yes, of course, because we love what they're doing.

They're unbelievable. We, of course, would like to say thank you. And the best way to do that is to impact the communities that you love. Of course. All right. Now, of course, I guess we should get back to Queen Emma's rundown now because otherwise she'll lose her minds. Coming up on today's Uncle Travis Super Bowl special, I'm going to ask Travis as many of the questions that you guys submitted for the Ask Me Some things. And we call it Ask Me Some Things because these motherfuckers don't know.

when to quit. You guys ask some of the most inappropriate questions. We're not doing that. This is the segment I also, this happens whether or not you're here. So let's just be clear. We set that boundary clear. I'm also going to have Trab help me out with his first every Droom Scroll the week where we find out right from the source if he is indeed a cool uncle and revisit why it's famous naughty and sneaky clip. Plus, we're going to talk about my earliest days with the Kelsey family. But before we get into all of that, let's start with a real one common of the week. And this one might have to go in the real one comment, Hall of Fame, because it's so good I had to bring it back.

I just addressed this on the show recently. What's that? Trab, as my guest, do you want to do the honors and read this one? It's from Tina on YouTube. Tina, Tina on YouTube. Why do the Kelsey family swear so much? At least Trevor and Kylie do. So, Trevor, what are your thoughts of this?

That is a bot, if I've ever seen it. Tena dash ID1ZQ. Yes. Let me be clear. My initial reaction to this was... The person is trolling everyone. Purposely getting... I said, who the fuck is Trevor?

That was how I started. Trevor just sounds like an evil version of me. Like, it's like my second... Your alter ego? My alter ego that's just like, we don't let Trevor out. Trevor only comes out when shit goes down, okay? To be honest, when I was a kid and like a... a coach or a new, like, dad would say Trevor instead of Travis, I used to-

Wait, people actually- I mean, yeah, they're similar names in that regard, yeah. You guys are fucking up. You've never gotten Kaylee? Oh, I get Kaylee. That's what I'm saying. Honestly, you know what people get me with? Kelsey. They call me Kelsey as if it's my first name.

And then they apologize and call me Kelsey again. It's the most- Listen, me and names are not. We're not. You're not friends? No. Really? No.

No, I do a lot of those like big guys and men's and sub-dogs. You are a big guy. You're big on big guy. I'm a big guy, everyone. I big on little guys. Yeah, but I feel like that makes people feel good. And you deliver in a way that's like, you're like. I'm genuine.

I just don't know people's names. I can't wait for the next person you see. You're like, hey, big dog. And like. So many fucking just miserable stories of me, not. knowing names. The number of times I've leaned into your brother and been like, that's, I know, I'll be like, hey, so and so.

And like, no, it's definitely a call it the VEP. I don't know if you've ever seen the show, Veep. No. Oh, Julia Dreyfus has a, basically a handler who stands behind her and whispers, that's Tim and his daughter goes to Penn State. And then she's like, how's your daughter, Katie? Is she enjoying Penn State? And that's me and Jason.

So I was at the Phoenix Open yesterday before we went to New Huff playing golf. And the gentleman at the big 16th hole, it's like the, it's like this one golf hole has an entire arena around it. It's crazy. It felt like I was walking into like the Coliseum or something when I went through the tunnel. And the guy hands me the microphone. In my mind, I was saying, you're in Phoenix, you're in Phoenix, you're in Phoenix, you're in Phoenix.

Because I didn't want to say, Kansas City, what's up? Because I had a few drinks. Okay. So in my mind, I'm telling myself that. And I got that from doing Kelsey Jam, this musical festival that I do out in Casey all the time. And I saw one of the artists going up to perform. And their manager or somebody who was in their ear, you're in Kansas City. You are in Kansas City.

You are, do not forget, you are in Kansas City. And I'm pretty sure that that's like, that's pretty common that if somebody's moving around like that, you get the wrong city. There's nothing worse. If I would have went up there, I would have got booed so bad. Do you think? If I would have said anything but Phoenix. I think if you had said Kansas City, I think if you go anywhere and you say Kansas City. It would sound like you're addressing Chiefs fans.

You know what I mean? You're like, where are my people? All right. So if that happens, I think you just lean in. Just got to keep doing it. And you're like, go Chiefs. Yeah. You know, like lean in and be like, that was intentional.

Yeah. Just keep that in your back pocket. You're in Kansas. You're not in Kansas. You're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix. Well, now you're in San Francisco. San Fran.

Don't call it San Fran. This is the only mic that I'm getting in front of. Don't call it San Fran. Can't call it San Fran? You're not allowed to call it San Fran. I've been warned. No, no one is. It's SF or it's San Francisco.

One woman who I met on the street actually said to my face, it's triggering. which I'm concerned. No, it's not. Do not tell San Francisco people that. We're kidding. We're not, but we are a little. I am standing on that,

that is not, that should not. Trab's about to San Fran the fuck out of this place. Like what? I'm gonna purposely say it to everyone from San Fran now. Now, uh,

I have to get back to Tina. Tina and her, Trevor. So why do we swear so much? I just, I feel like there's a level of not giving a fuck as the second kid that I think we just, we relate to that. And we don't do it in like an aggressive way. We just kind of grew up and that's how like put people at ease. Like, oh, I'm not that serious.

I'm just fucking chilling. It also, it, like, why are you putting so much power on those words? Why are you getting offended by it? It's just meant to emphasize your point, right? That's it. It just spices up your sentence a little. And you could use those words for multiple things. Like they're like universally like like shit could be a lot.

You could be a lot of different shit. So shit applies to a lot. That's what I suppose. That applies to a lot. Fucking right. I say suck my ass. That applies to a lot. Oh.

I say it on. Take that, Tina. Suck my ass, Tina. I actually say it on sales calls. The sales team can confirm I say it on sales calls. Nice. Yep. Every so often we get to suck my ass.

That means we're not entertaining that. Universal. Because it applies to a lot. Yeah. All right. That's it for a real one comment of the week. I just needed to run that one back for you because the Trevor really got, I felt triggered.

Please don't throw Trevor out there, guys. Don't do that to me. It's a nice name. It's just not yet. This is Uncle Trave. Okay. We got a way in there. There's a bay in there.

Next up, we're going to do a segment called Can I Be Honest? Brought to you by YouTube TV. Don't Settle for Meh. Switch to YouTube TV. In honor of my guest this week, we're going to get honest about the first time we met. Oh, man. And the early days of me joining the Kelsey family. What was it?

2015, 15, 16, 16, 15, 16, 16, 15. I think 16. I think it was the summer of 16. So I, so I actually. You supported me in my darkest of days. And I want to say thank you. Did I? Yes.

Kylie, you came out to L.A. And supported me dating 50 women, one from each state. Okay. But be honest. That all had to find the chance for love. But was I supportive? But what, but the real question is, was I supportive? You were there.

I was physically there. Yeah. You were there. You were watching the episodes with us. I was. You were. I looked over past the camera one time and you were right there. Just, that's when my face was doing.

I was like, yeah. Go trap. Now, the first time that we actually met was when you told the family that you were doing that. Hawaii. We got to come and cheer you on in Pro Bowl. That was actually a really, really fun weekend. That was very fun. That was a blast.

It was a fun introduction. I would like to bring up when you and Jason were at the pool for quite some time. Yeah. Having my ties. Yes. Okay. Those didn't end well for me. I have not brought this up in a long time.

Oh, God. And we were in. what was like a two-bed room with like a little living room and a little kitchenette. And I heard a commotion, we'll call it, in the living room. Oh, God. And I came out of the room, opened the doors, and I could see through the little cut out to the kitchenette that Jason was in the sink, lapping up water like a dog. Okay, with the faucet on, no cup, just taking the dome. You got to get that hydration in before you go to sleep.

Everyone knows that. The best thing was when I looked to my left. Oh, God. And Travis was against the wall like this, staring forward while I was staring at the side of his head. I didn't have anything to do with this. I wasn't here. Legitimately, you were like, I am part. part of the wall now.

And you didn't say a word. If I didn't move, you weren't going to see me. You were camouflaged completely. It was a debacle. Those my tides hit a little bit stronger over their own Turtle Bay. I know that. Holy smokes. Because before I went back to the room and left YouTube to your own devices, I went over to

Jason who was like this in the pool. And I was like, hey, so I'm going back to the room. And I think you should come. I think we should go. We've been here since the afternoon. It's dark now. Yep. And he went and stayed in the pool.

And I was like, okay, I'm leaving you here. I don't know what's happening. You look like a toddler having a tantrum. Like your parents like, get out of the pool. It's time to go. And he's, it was ridiculous. Yeah. That is so funny.

You remember that? No. It's. It's stuck in there. To be fair, I did not have as many mitis as you guys. Oh, it was, yeah, that was, that might be the last time I had a mitai. They did a number on me that I could never get, I could taste that right now. Yeah.

No thanks. Now, that was, Hawaii was the first time we met. Do you remember a meeting for the first time? I mean, I remember that weekend, vaguely. Kind of, you get hit in the head. That was a lot. I know. A lot of my time.

A lot of my time. It's good. But yeah, of course. What was your first impression? That I had only seen, really, I had never seen Jason, like, how do I put this? I do have a question about that we, based on Jason's past girlfriends or lack thereof. Can we get? I think there's literally, you said what now?

I didn't need any of those. There was one, at least like your mom and dad remember him. We'll call it dating with air quotes because I don't even think that he would have said that he was dating. Who knows? Regardless that there was maybe one person. Correct. That's the thing. So I had never seen him one be so into someone.

But also I had never seen someone be able to like. kind of control the bear. You know? Channel it. Yes, channel is a great way to put it. And him like not immediately fight back about it. Like obviously he has his ways of just being Jason. Yes.

And doing things his way. But at the same time, it's like you gave him a reason to team up. And he's the best team player in the world. He is. Why he's so unbelievable at everything. competitively, but he's wholeheartedly in it. And you were the first person I've seen him, like, actually, like, want to team up with and, like, I don't know, respect their opinions.

Like, you're really the only one still to this day. You'd be surprised. Every so often he'll ask me something. And I'll give an opinion. My favorite, I can't even remember what it was. But in like recent years, I told him something. I gave him advice on something. And maybe a week or two later, he came back and he was like, I said, so like, how's it going?

And he was like, well, Travis said. And then he proceeded to say, I shit you not. No, I shit you not. The exact same advice I had given him. Like you and I gave the exact same feedback. And the best part is. And he was like, and then I looked into it. And I was like, you know what, Travis right?

And I was like, this is one of those moments. This is about being a team player, okay? We still got there. We did. Whether you had to say it or I said it, we still got there. Nice. So that was good teamwork. And I appreciate your efforts there.

Listen, I'm always a team player. I think obviously you came in and like gave him a reason to be a better person. And I saw that from the jump. And it's because of how amazing of a person you are and how you care yourself. And it was cool seeing that at the beginning stages and seeing where you guys are now because you guys really did just like create this awesome, like, team and like little community of amazing little people. Gosh, they are a mess. We're a mess.

But we're having fun together. There we go. Yep. What had Jason already told you about me? Do you remember? Nothing. No, me and Jason, we never talk about any of that stuff. We're just like, so how much you weigh in?

I will say. You've been taping? What are you doing for recovery? Yeah. You cup in? What's happening? No, Jason is notorious for that. He will come back and I will find something out from someone else.

And I will say, hey, did you know that this happened? And he will say, yeah. And I'm like, huh, weird. You didn't tell me. And he'll be like, yeah. And so then I'll ask questions. I'll say like, well, what happened? And he's like, don't know.

Who was there? Don't know. I can't remember. When did it happen? I don't know. I could dig for these details if you want me to. Nope. No, he doesn't go that far.

He's like, I don't know and I don't care to know. And I call them girl questions. Yeah. Because there are only questions girls would ask. Taylor's made me so much better at that. Getting the details. You get the details. That's what we want.

Those are girl questions. Jason? I'll like, doesn't fucking care. I'll go through an entire day. Like yesterday I was going through the new, the other podcast party. Yes. The whole time I'm saying hi to all these familiar faces and some friends of Taylor's that I've like been in the football world that I've been able to introduce her to.

And I'm just like, all right, got to remember. Saw that person. Got to remember. Saw that person. I'm like throwing them like in like my like memory bank like don't forget because she's going to want some details because she didn't get a chance to go. So I'm sitting here like details. That's so caring of you. And then the beers just make a lot of the details go away and you're just like, this is how I never remember the details.

Right, right, right. Blame the garage beer. It's a good product. Yep. It's a great product. And it will help you forget the girl questions. Now, did Jason tell you about his plan for. proposing ahead of time.

Did he? What? Yes. This is the only time I was like, I was like, oh, you had the girl, the girl answers. I was like, dude, how are you doing? Did you really? Yes, he had this whole. I knew more about the details of what he wanted to do that I did him telling me the details

of how he actually did it, if that makes sense. Sure. You don't know what happened. You know what was supposed to happen. Okay. Fair. But I don't even still to this day know exactly how. what happened. Sure. What was supposed to, do you remember what was supposed to happen? He was supposed to

serenade you. Oh, what the fuck? You didn't hear this? Jason was yes. Breaking news. What? Am I the only I'm sorry, what? Yes. There was a scenario. Tell us all the girl details. There was a scenario from what he was saying that your dad did for your mom. Oh no. Do you know about this? I know how my dad asked my mom. We can bleep this. Was there a Who knows my dad. Well, that's not what Jason told me to do. But he was going to sing. I thought there was a, there was a, there was a moment where your dad may have sang to your mother.

Who knows? I don't know. I don't know either now. This is great. I like this. All got crossed up. I thought he was going to serenate you and like be outside the house and you are going to hear him singing and he was going to come out. I thought I remember hearing that from him.

Okay. Looking back on it now, that was never going to happen, I don't think. No, he asked me on the front lawn on my parents' house. Not so. Still outside. Still outside. We were still outside. He went inside.

I thought he had to take shit because he was like, I got to go back in the house. And I was like, we're not stopping on the way home. So like, you should go take a shit. And he came back out within two seconds, which if you know your brother, that's not how long that takes. No chance. He went in to ask and lease their permission. And it was a quick ask because of course they were like, yeah.

That's awesome. Yeah, it was, yeah, a bunch of bullshit. Well, he didn't serenate you that time at least. No, he has multiple times though. Yeah. Oftentimes when intoxicated. One of the first times we ever hung out. Do you like raspy, like low raspy or do you like high raspy?

I like when he goes low raspy. Oh, all right. Yeah, he has like character to his voice. He does, no, 100%. And he likes to make jokes that like he's not a good singer. He knows he's a good singer. He knows he's going to send it and have fun doing it. And it sounds good and everyone enjoys hearing it.

There you go. He made an entire two albums. Yeah, you did. Of a Christmas song. Yes, he did. That's crazy. Mm-hmm. We don't talk about that around here.

For fear that a specific song. Nope. Nope. Nope. The voice of an angel. Ew. All right. That's it for, can I be honest?

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Really quick. So I got it really good. I agreed on a test today. And I was wondering if you could sign my mom's signature because she doesn't, like, I don't want her to see it because, like, I'm really scared and I'm going to get in trouble. Yep.

Three letters. Ride my bike over. Yep. I'm so happy. All right, thank you. Didn't ask any, didn't even ask what? Not a single question. Nope.

No details. No girl questions. Nothing. None. No extra. How quickly would you tell Wyatt? Yep, in this situation. Well, we know I would definitely sign it. But you guys would know I'm signing it. Really? Yeah. I don't think I don't think I could just be like, all right. So I'm going to, but I'm going to let you guys know that she's failing. She's failing and you guys need to know that. Sure. But you didn't hear from me. Right. If you heard it from me, that's shame on you. That's fair.

Okay. Take it to the grave that you told us. Yeah. But you're going to let us in that you did sign a test. 100%. Okay. That's fair. You got because Wye's got to know.

I don't immediately went to why. And I don't know why. She's just the oldest. Yep. But they got to know that they have somebody to come to no matter what. For sure. And I'll always be that for them. But at the same time, it's like,

sometimes I was the knucklehead that was like, just not even asking my parents, it's kind of signing it myself. And that didn't end up well. Yeah. So, yeah. Charles signs off on this. Scribble, scrabble, scrabble. Next up, we got to get to the origins of the naughty and sneaky clip.

Oh, gosh, she was so young. Because I don't wake. You know, I thought you said you wanted to have pink hair. Yeah, but I know why you do have pink hair. What can't I have? All of this. You're naughty and you're sneaky. Oh, no way.

So little. She was so little. Oh, man. Oh, no. Okay, so what is your best guess as to where Wyatt heard Nottie and Sneaky before? I mean, it has to be you. A lot of people thought that maybe I was saying it about you. That's where she got that.

Like, oh, Uncle Travis, naughty and sneaky. It wasn't, she heard you say that about somebody else. And then I would think that I had said it about her. Oh, that makes sense. So I do want to clear that up. I don't think Uncle Travis naughty or sneaky. Yeah. He's a well-known flanker.

No, I'm flanking all day. Yeah, but that's not naughty and sneaky. That's very straightforward. That's just survival. Right? That's how he's gotten this far in life. That's how he's lived this long. I'm still offended.

That hurt me for like the thousandth time when she told me, I don't want you to have it. I was like, what did I do? Now, have you dared to put on another wig in front of Wyatt since this happened? Well, that was, I mean, I'll throw a wig on right now. Okay. With Hawaii. We'll see what we can line up for next time. I forget where that pink.

I think Jason came home. Jason had it. Because he was doing the beard painting and all that. Oh, when he shaved his head. Yeah. So he just had that laying around and I put it on. Yeah. She didn't like it.

She didn't. And you know what's great? There was no question about whether or not she liked it. She said, nope, you're not supposed to be wearing that. That is not for you, sir. The best. What are some other things that you do with the girls? Or that the girls make you do when you're visiting?

because I'm on record saying that you are... Air time. They want to be anti-gravity. That's true. They want to be in the air, flying, acting as planes. I just like that when both you and Taylor are around, that all of the kids are like, well, Benny thinks they're like, so don't work.

That's ridiculous. Right? The whole time. And then the big girls are like, you could throw us for seven hours straight. Yeah, 100%. Yep. How's your shoulder feel about that?

Just got to get me. Oh, we're good now. We're good now. We're good now. I got some good. I didn't do anything in January, so the shoulder's great right now. Great. Okay.

I'll let them know. Yeah, exactly. The, uh, I feel like I'm always, like, making up for the last, like, from the last time I saw them to now on all the airtime that they're missing out on. Sure. So I have to, like, get it in. Get it back up to. to where it should be. But you already know they're the best.

I have so much fun just throwing them every which way and going outside. I will say. I think people probably assume this, but I'm sure that people want to know and they want confirmation that you are the best uncle. You come in and you give them your undivided attention. You get down on the floor with them. You play whatever they ask you to play.

you like really engage with them in a way that like, and I think you already know this because you do it, but like they don't care like what you bring. You could bring like candy and toys and like that's all fine. What they're the most excited about and what they're going to talk about for weeks afterwards is getting thrown around or getting to play Barbies on the floor or getting to do things that like is just about the quality time

and having your attention. Yeah. And you have to, as, as the mom of the house, as the one that's keeping all of that together, I can just be a kid. Like, I'm just going in there. I'm just adding to the madness and just becoming a toddler with them as you make sure that everyone's safe.

Yes. Maintain boundaries. But being around them just makes you want to be a kid again. It's the best. They're so fun. And they love when Uncle Trab comes to visit. Uncle Trab loves to come visit them. Um, next up on the Uncle Trav scroll.

Jason and I recently revisited the topic of how long we'd let you babysit the girls. Is Uncle Travis still allowed? Oh, still not allowed to babysit? I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at like a crucial age. Yeah. Where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids, I'd good luck trapsie in a couple days like I'd fucking I'd ditch him yeah I'm working on getting

that to at least a number up at least a couple hours honestly to be fair and I said this I it's it's always we always ask it the worst time because the last time we talked about it Finn was still nursing and and she's very into mom right now. Nice. For whatever reason. How long would you feel confident babysitting all four girls? However long you would need a babysitter. Yeah?

Yeah. I think we're just going to come drop and walk out. Yeah, come on. We're going to do the, we're going to do the knock up. And then we're going to be driving away by the time you make it to the door. And all four of them are going to be on the stoop. Like, we're here. You don't got to thread me with a good time.

See in a week. Fucking blast. Do you need to be coached up or you think you got it? Is there anything that you would be like, I'm going to need some information on that? Not a big directions guy, you know, like the manual to the TV and all that. That is known in the family. I feel like I got some decent parameters. See, it's funny you say it like that.

If you ask Big Ed Kelsey, he will always say, you are not. an instructions guy that Jason's the one who would read the Legos all the way through and then start and you were the one that was winging it maybe a couple extra pieces at the end but you were you had it we didn't need those people I think they give you a few extra pieces that's the thing there was always like that was the running jokes like oh there's more pieces and Travis's like they look identical clearly they were not needed talking about those were extra uh Last on Doom Scroll, we looked for the cutest otter on TikTok that we could find in your honor. Have you met an otter?

No. I'm waiting for that moment. Okay. Well. Catch one in the wild. You mean that you want. You mean that. Okay, to be clear.

You want to see one in the wild. When you say catch one in the wild, you don't mean physically. No, no, no. Just great. Okay. Just want to make sure. Catch it out outside and just like see it doing its otter. thing. Wouldn't that be the most exciting to get to see it in its natural habitat? It's going to happen.

But maybe they want to be friends a little bit. Is that always your hope? Because that's always my hope. Is that if I meet an animal? I feel like every time I go past some sort of like creek or river, in my mind, there's an otter standing up on a rock waving to me. Like I've had dreams like this. This is crazy. It's just like, I just know they're like the friend. That's my friend, Hey, what's up, man? What's up, big dog? As a special surprise from us here at NGL, me and the girls, we actually adopted a giant river otter at the Philadelphia Zoo in your name.

And of course, we use your legal name. We use Uncle Trave. Bring off the certificate. So now you have even more of a reason to come to Philadelphia. First of all, big zoo guy. Uncle Trab, this is amazing. That's for you. Yes. And I will say you might need your plugs because we visited them during a fuck around and find out episode.

Oh my God. It was deafening. I felt bad for our sound guy. I will say, I think the giant river otters are not quite the cute fuzzy ones that you are thinking are waving to you from a rock. They're not the, they're not the same. But these guys are fucking hilarious. Giant river otter. There's a big old boy. Well, look into it. They're huge. Uncle Trave. Can't wait to meet you, dude. It says, as a zoo parent, that's you. I wonder how long the zoo would let me babysit them. I'd let you babysit the kids longer than they would let you babysit a giant ribbed. Tchay. So I just pull up with some sardines and call it a day.

Yep. Love it. All right. That does it for Doom Scroll the week. We'll be right back with a bunch of real one questions and ask me some things. and you're not going to want to miss this. All right, no. This episode is sponsored by Liquid Ivy.

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edited because holy shit guys chill out yeah uh queen emma wanted us to do a cool 87 questions but since even she knows that's ridiculous we're going to do some math here so numerology if you will eight plus seven 15 15 is so a lot so let's just see how many of these we want to do deal perfect love it fuck this rundown okay number one first up a hard hitter from sgAA one one one What are Travis's thoughts on you and the girls getting a cat? Has he helped to convince Jason? I'm pro cat. I know that.

Jason acts as if he's not pro cat. We had the coolest cat growing up. I talk about Flash all the time. Flash was an assassin. Yeah, she was. She would snuggle up next to you when she was in the house. Yes. She would come by, say hi.

She was definitely the homie. I think Jason can't like replace Flash. I think Flash is such a like... This is deep-seated trauma. It's such a like pinnacle. She was so amazing. She was, she's on like the top shelf of like cats. And I think...

It's going to be hard. Yeah. Like she used to like do stuff like bring birds in for Jason. She brought offerings. And leave her in his room, you know? I do know that every time someone references Flash, there is a reference to like the middle of the night fight club that she was holding on the street. Oh, he was the best. Yeah, beating the shit out of the neighborhood cats.

We talk about it all the time. The little cat gopros, you guys have seen those things? Yes. Where they literally like meet up in alleys with other cats. I was like, I thought this was all just a movie. Yes. Like, no, this is. It's legit.

I didn't see rodents in like that until I went to college. That's why I want a cat. And all that, like nothing was ever around the house. Hot take. I actually want a cat for rodent control. So anyone who, like, I'm fine if a cat snuggles, I want that cat to be a stone cold killer. Get you some barn cats. That's what we're going to do.

There you go. That's my way in. Yeah. Do you want me to brutally press it? No, it's okay. When we be as therapist and be like, be like Jason. Oh, we have to. How do cats make you feel?

Do you miss flash? Tell me about what it meant to you when she was gone. There's a lot of people who are like, just bring one home or get Uncle Trabb to gift one. And we have an agreement. No heartbeats. Only one kind of heartbeat. I actually found this out the other day is that donkeys protect the land. Yes.

I didn't know that. They're like guardians. Yeah, it took somebody to like tell me like, no, no, no. That's why everybody always has just like one. one donkey on their property that has like other animals. But they don't want to be alone. One day I'm going to have a donkey too because they don't want to be alone. We had a good friend of ours, Evan Davis, as you know, his family had a bunch of, I think,

a couple of goats, but they had a donkey. Yeah. And it was the coolest pet. Of course it was. You see that thing with the stiff neck? He started running over to you. They're so cute. A bunch of people say, just get the cat.

And I don't think that they understand that. That's not how a relationship works. It's not how anybody should be bringing things to the house. No. Especially something like that. Don't you want everyone to have buy-in? Yeah. We're going to get to a point where the cat will come and it will be welcome by all.

Yeah. It's not right now. At all. It's probably not in the near future either, but here we are. From at Struggling College Film Kid, how does Trav feel about Kai wearing red to Chiefs games but never actually Chiefs? gear. Doesn't bother me one bit. I appreciate that you're even there. That's all I care about. You could come rocking green every single time. I would not do that. You wouldn't because you're the best, and you want to support me. But I completely understand you're not wearing anything but you. Big I would

disown me. Yeah. And a lot of Philadelphia would have a problem with this. Yes. We've seen this with just Jason wearing a cheese jersey. Yeah. That's weird to me. That's weird to me because even though Jason played his whole career in Philly. He did not grow up a Philadelphia Eagles fan. So and hot take, you're his fucking brother. How about that? What? And also it's not like you've played your entire career at the Chiefs. So it's not like Jason's out here like putting on this jersey, putting on that jersey. Well, now he is because he fucks around on Monday night. But he's a fan of the game. He is. He's a big football fan. Yeah. And then I've got my green and in the closet.

Like I've taken so many of Jason's jerseys that he has no idea I have. It's the best. Good. I'll just see those things. We don't need it. After a game, I'll just see him hanging over by the laundry bin. Just lift it. Didn't have a Kelly Green one.

You're coming home with me. No, I will always wear red for you. I will, of course, wear bear cats. Yeah. Because that's as close as it. gets to wearing something that would be chiefs. And I cheer for the chiefs. And if people see me in person,

I will tell people all the time, go chiefs. I just saw an 87 jersey yesterday, yesterday. What day is today? Yesterday. Nice. And we were talking about how much we love the chiefs. Nice. Thank you. So I, listen, this, you guys gotta cut the shit.

Get off my back. Yeah. Leave Kylo. Next, from Real One, V. McDougal. We talked about it briefly. What did Taylor say about her broken chair? Well, I had to, like, present it to her because I felt bad of just like doing it. She didn't hear that commotion.

No, she didn't, she wasn't in the house. But I, me and Jason talked about it right after they were like, should I just super glued and like the next person that sits in it breaks it? Blame them. Yeah. And then I looked at how bad I broke it. I'm like. Not possible. I'm going to need like a whole roll of duct tape to fucking put this thing back together the way it was like splintering and all this.

Lovely chair, but. RIP. Yeah. I had to walk in with like just the back holding it. Pieces. It's like. How much did you love this chair? This, I have never seen you sit in this chair.

You didn't care about it, right? Right. What's the most memorable thing that you've broken at the house when you were a kid? You and Jason, do you remember? Oh, man. The garage door, windows. Yeah, but I don't remember that. Oh, the windows, you're talking about the other garage.

So the first garage in North Ridgeville, I notoriously got in the car and it went forward. And I went through the garage door. So broke that garage. But our entire childhood, we used the garage doors at the Cleveland Heights house as backstops. Like, it was like, it was like we could say, it was like, you know, the 10, tennis walls that they have at parks. Yes. Like for some reason we had a tennis racket and a bunch of tennis balls and I would just

fucking try to dead it. Yeah, Pete Sampers that thing to death. And then it was like the backstop when like we would play catch. So the windows on it were broken. I'm assuming hockey shots too. There's holes. Yes, exactly. There's holes in it from the hockey pucks and the street hockey balls and all types of

athletic stuff because I'm. I'm pretty sure it was like it was everything. It was footballs. It was you name. Yeah. Like you could see like the imprint from like a basketball on the walls. It's like we painted it like a sports complex. It was like guess the dent.

Yes. So but that was I would say the most memorable for me was either the office, the computer window or the floor. in the living room. Tell me more. So I'll start with the computer. I'm at the house alone, probably middle school, eighth grade, somewhere around there. My dad had just got me a wooden baseball bat and I hadn't used it yet. But we had this like big net.

We had this like net that wasn't that big, but it was there and I was like trying to like just feel what it felt like to hit it on the sweet spot. Yeah. Hit it just over the net, like grazed the top of the net and went straight into my dad's office window. And he's not at the house. So I'm thinking what dad don't know won't hurt him. So I just start sweeping up some of the glass and I close the storm window as the regular window and just kind of like left it and like didn't say anything for like the next. I guess my dad went back there to like mess with a few plugs and saw that there was just like shattered glass everywhere because I only grabbed the big pieces. I was like, what the hell happened here? And then saw the window and came. Hey, hey, this is like a month, two months later. Oh, you got away with it for a while.

Oh, yeah. They had no idea. Which one of you idiots broke the fucking window or a lot of this? I'm just sitting here like playing video games. Huh? Oh. I don't know. A window?

Who? Yeah, he knew exactly what it was. And then there's the floor. The floor in the living room. Another, you know, sweeping on the rug kind of thing. Me and Jason, me and Jason, the hard unsupervised at the house. This is probably middle schoolish again. And when I say unsupervised, like parents run into the store and back.

But me and Jason are, we're wrestling, we're wrestling. And then he suplexes me, throws me. to the couch and as I hit the couch I feel like me go through the couch into the floor and like through the floor and we probably had just kind of like push the couch in another direction. My mom or dad had no idea until one day I think my mom or my dad was like either one of them was like cleaning up the house and vacuuming and like turn on all right let me get under the couch and get some of this stuff under the couch and they realized we had a

hole in the floor. Yeah. That he could probably fit two tennis shoes in. But yeah, that was probably the crazy. It was that big. It was enormous. Me and Jason literally sat there like, we can't. There's no turning back.

We have to hide this forever. We have to take this to the grain. Yeah. Next up, Scrapbook says, is there a group chat with the four of you, Jason, Kai, Travis, and Taylor? And is it as fun as we think it is? Um, well, I'll say this. You can say none of your damn business.

Yeah, I'll say this. Because I tell people that all the time on here. Of course there's a group chat. Are you kidding? Yeah, we're... That's it. That's all you get. Yeah, 100%.

Ha-ha. Next up from football girly pop. Do y'all have a favorite viral moment of each other? I answered this question about Jason recently because he has lots. And within this question, it became clear you also have lots. So let's just, let's come up with a couple, fight for your right. You got a fight! A lot of viral clips of you chanting that.

That's fun. So as the Beastie Boys, I didn't mean to be that a part of that song. But I appreciate you guys for creating it and letting me be a part of it. At least you haven't told me you hate me yet. How could you? It's all in good fun. I'm just fighting for my ride. dudes to party.

I know. On stage at the ERIS tour as a backup dancer? That was pretty insane. You did a great job. I was pretty insane. I had never felt so small ever in my life. That stage. It's crazy because you've been in full stadiums, but it's... That was a whole different animal.

Yes. I felt like I was like an aunt because on a football field, like, you're... You have space. Yeah. There's not a thousand people right up on. you and then you look into the stands and it's like not light on the crowd it's just kind of like yes a dark like holy shit there's a lot of people here yeah and um but yeah that was you nailed it yeah uh didn't drop her it's I promise that's all that was going through my head it was

the same as Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix don't drop her don't drop her don't drop her right right foot you nailed it right foot uh chuggy a beer after getting your diploma at the live. I did say n-h-h-h-h-l. Nice. Yeah. Touchdown dances, gifting coach Rita Cheeseburger, S&L. All of these are viral moments. I will say

one of my absolute favorites, I think it was outstanding comedic timing by you was the White House podium. Oh, God. That shit was fucking hilarious. That was hilarious. It was so funny. My fellow Americans? I was like in my head like, do I say more?

No, you name. That's it was the perfect amount. It was, you nailed it. You nailed it. Everyone thinks that I tapped President Biden on the shoulder and like flanked him. And that is not true. I did not flank the president. Clear it up right now.

Just to get on the mic. But you thought about it? No, he just, he just kind of opened the gate. It was just good. It was good. And you were like, let me step in? Okay, you're going to let me say something. There's an open podium.

Let me step up to that. Nailed it. There are not a ton of viral Kylie moments. So you don't have to answer the other side of this question. We actually prefer, nope, I got to think of what? Nope, we're not. We can't even go there because it always ends up in the. Yep.

Last question from Natalie Rose, patiently waiting to hear about Trabb's best man speech. Do you remember giving a best man speech at our wedding? Of course I do. It was a very, I mean, you nailed it. I don't think. To be fair. I don't think anyone had any doubt that you would nail it.

Did you? I did because I wrote it as I was like putting my suit on. You did a great job. You did a pretty calm. I procrastinated like a Kelsey and just waited until like the day of. I wrote my vows the night before. Brilliant. Thank you.

Because when the feeling strikes you, you will. And there's that creative push. Yes. And you have to get this done. And ADHD, when the pressure's on and you procrastinated too long, suddenly your brain's like, I'm ready to work. And it's just like, all right, you got something? Go for it. It's not here sitting here being like, oh, should I do this?

Should I do that? Should I do this? Should I do that? Now it's like an entire hour and nobody wants to sit through an hour-long wedding speech. No. You were the perfect amount of time. I didn't know how. You balanced the emotional and the funny.

Do you remember anything in particular from giving the speech? I mean, other than talking about Jason and trying to make everyone laugh about that, just like letting you know that I just got like the coolest sister. Like that was, yeah, that was, that's all I really remember. And how it was the, she's the, she's so sweet and nice and she's so kind and so polite. And then we go to the shore because it was Hawaii was where we first met. And then we go to the shore and all of a sudden we're at Ocean Drive and I hear a motherfucker. I'm like, holy shit, where did this woman come from?

This is why at the snap of a finger, Jason's like, huh? Who me? Whatever you say? Yeah. That was. That's good stuff. Oh, no. I think I know what you're talking about.

Do you remember the little nook we were in at OD? Man, good times over there at the shore. Shout out to the Ocean Drive. We love it there. Yes, we do. All right, that's it for Ask Me Some Things and our Real One questions. All right now. How'd I do?

I mean, you're 10 times better than me, Jason, it is. You actually have a flow and you've looked at the rundown. We know. Like, you're actually, you're. This is your... Wait, can we set the record street? Is intern Brandon an intern? Of course he is.

He's been the intern. Sorry, Brandon, I try. Last thing for this special episode, Travis, I couldn't possibly let you go without... Let's call it a sisterly roast. Okay. Oh, God. To be clear, I have been...

Where are I going? I feel like one of the things that we bonded over early, was your fashionable sense and my lack thereof. Now, my initial reaction to these photos was laughter. Uh-huh. You did a great job. Let's go! All these photos are from your GQ photo shoot.

Which was a blast. Shout out to everybody at GQ. Amazing. So I have questions. Thank you for acknowledging this. That's a pretty big hat. What's going on? Every outfit I put on.

Yes. I would laugh. So you did too. Yes. Great. Perfect. This is hilarious. And they're going to put me in the swamp.

Yes. They're actually coming for these style choices right now. If you can hear the sirens. You should have seen the indigenous Floridians that were staring at me with his hat on as they were trying to hand me. Oh, the people on set. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Well, we didn't just. go straight into the swamp with like nobody. Are you, are you actually holding? Well, 100%. You're holding a crocodile there. Yeah, that's not. Okay. Yeah, that's real.

That's incredible. First of all, brave. I think it was heavy. Was it? It's heavy. And what you don't realize is that I'm standing on lily pad roots. I was just about to ask that question. Did they check under your feet?

15 feet deep. And I'm just standing on the roots of the lily pads. right there. See, this is why I wanted to get into this because on one hand, you're looking at this and you're like, this is ridiculous. But this was like a legitimate feat that you accomplished here. I was proud of myself. Did you get the bag dirty? No. Okay. Great. Oh, my gosh. Sure. The law would have killed me. Okay. More questions. Okay. What type of construction were you doing in the ocean? I was doing turtle construction. I was doing water.

We were moving. Yep. Getting. And is the horse under the water or was it a sea horse? What's happening with the cowboy hat? The cowboy hat and the construction vest. Yes. They were at the same.

There was like one look. This is one look. Yeah. And then we were like maybe do one without. the other because they were clashing with the water. Oh, you had them on at the same time at one point. Yes. And then, yeah. Okay. So that actually, this is a great, this was actually great decision making. Yes. Because that would have been too much. Right? It was. It was way

too much. And then you split it and this is clearly not too much. This is exactly what it's supposed to be. That's, that's enjoying the water after after a hard day's work. Sure. On site. Refreshing dip. Great. What else do we have? Yep. How sweaty? Okay, so this shoot was in South Florida. It was literally in the Everglades.

Yes. So fuzzy, here we go again with a fuzzy hat. Smaller fuzzy hat, though. In June. In June. How hot were you in that peatote? I was sweating my tail off. Were you?

It was, that was the most uncomfortable part is that I'm sitting here trying to make a serious face for the shot. Yes. Knowing how bogus I look. Because you're professional. Like knowing how bogus I look and feel, even though I thought that was pretty cool. That shot. That's actually, that's pretty cool. You get the old car.

But I was literally sweating bullets the entire time. Like down your face. Yes. You're trying to pretend like you're not. Like it just wasn't happening. And that's why you. And it got to the point where you're like, like, like, like, trying to like blow. Stinging a little.

Yeah. And then like had like. Jason would say that that's what your eyebrows are for. Ooh, no, I'm more of a... These are like a visor for me in the sun. He says the same thing. Yeah, I can block the sun out real fast with these. That's the best.

Thank you, Ed Kelsey. All right, that's it for my commentary, no further questions. But I think it's clear that there's a reason you were featured in GQ in that shoot because clearly you're a professional fighting through the elements like that. Clearly, I was willing to do fun, silly stuff like that and have fun with it, you know. Lobroch, the one that was designing me and, like, put me in all that fun stuff. Yes. Was a part of, like, making sure that it looked right and looked cool and came out great like that.

Is that I just, like, trusted the process. You and everybody with it. I was just like, yeah, whatever you guys got. You didn't even pull out the cool one I did in the ocean, the other ocean one. Do we know that one? The one. I will say there was. I got a cat pack on my feet.

Oh. I will say there was a moment in going over the rundown where Emma was like, we're going to bring up the GQ shoot. And I was like, let's be selective. Yeah. Well. So this was actually, I had. How many times did you eat shit? Believe it or not, I didn't.

That is, I'm trying to manage my reaction here. That is such a Kelsey brother bullshit nonsense. That is, I'm mad. It was get up and then I kind of like slowly fell down the guy. So you don't know how those works? Are you controlling it? You're attached to a guy on a jet ski. Okay.

And he's through the jet skis like. That's what's giving you the engine. That's what's giving you the water going through. So that guy was perfect. Every time it looked like I was about to just like tail off, he would ease off. Yeah, ease off the gas a little bit. And then that would kind of like ease me back down and I could get my bearings. Yeah.

So, but yeah, no, that was that was a blast. And my quads were burning. Next time I go on the other podcast, you have every right to find the most ridiculous photos of me. Intern Brandon can find. So I'm going to give you. GQ. I'm going to give you. No.

We got to get Kai in there. We got to get her down the swap. Me and my Chuck Taylor's. That's the best I got. Lucky T's. And that's a wrap on our Uncle Trave Super Bowl special. Thank you, Trave. This is so much fun.

Was it? Yes. Okay, good. I will say this is one of the very few interviews that I've done that I haven't been super sweaty and nervous that I was going to fuck it up because I just figured like we'll just be. You know I'll fuck it up for you. No, I'm just like we're just be here, shoot the shit. Fuck around with this rundown and make Emma sweat. You also have like important people coming on here that are actually doing like.

like cool shit in life. So it's like... And you guys don't? I haven't had a job in a month. I don't... This is all he's got going on, guys. Like the first time I have nothing. No, I'm kidding. Well, thank you so much for taking the time. I... You'll just let me know when I get another chance to come on here. I'm going to go find some... Don't say that more queen now I can hear you. You heard. Thank you so, so much. And go chiefs. Oh. How about that? hear first. Yes. They've actually heard it multiple times, but I'm saying it in front of you so that you make sure you hear it. Thank you. You know I always say. And out of respect, go birds. Thank you. See? And that's on being family. Okay. I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode.

And it's another banger of real ones. You're getting the first ever NGL Galentines Day episode with some very special guests. You know the guests, actually, Trabb. That one I'm going to be nervous about because they're about to share some shit. This is all that. Let's not let them get in the driver's seat on that one. So please send in your Galentine's Day questions for me at NGL with Kylie and we'll answer some of them in the show. Listen and subscribe to Not Going to Lie, wherever you get your podcast, follow the show on all social media at NGL with Kylie. Not going to lie is a wave original brought to you by Intuit TurboTax.

Thanks again to the real ones for tuning in. Don't forget to do your taxes, guys. I love that story because is it still clear whether or not you're such a . Put it away. I may or may not have been in a pageant. Oh my fucking gosh. Did your Irish dance? No.

What was your talent? Ha ha. What was your time? I don't think I had to have a talent. Did you have a save the world like? And world peace. World peace. Did you just say you won?

I won the second year. I got first runner up the first year and I did it twice. Two-year rudder. It keeps getting worse. No way. Oh, fuck. Yep. That's what happened.

I would never would have guessed that. Good. Oh, no.