Not Skinny But Not Fat - Bachelor Nation Follower Epidemic

Episode Date: February 18, 2020

Arielle is on the pod and won’t STFU about how all the girls on The Bachelor already have a gazillion followers and WE DON’T GET IT. Also, peter is a whiny and needy bachelor and we discuss his spotting on a very famous celeb’s story. Does that mean he’s single? We talk about our predictions for the finale, and recap last week’s episode. I discuss VPR and how newbie Dayna is weirdly the main event of the season so far – is nothing else interesting going on??? We hate on some sappy Valentines Day posts (cough cough *Colton and Cassie*) we also continue to vom on Tyler C and discuss his new TV appearance. Also, which famous A list couple got back together and who’s our fave Bach nation couple? Tune in to find out.  This episode was brought to you by: Prose is the healthy hair regimen with your name all over it. Get a FREE consultation and 20% off your first order today! Go to prose.com/notskinny for a free consultation and 20% off. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

So many people want me to comment on it. So excuse me. So we got to watch. Yeah. We got to watch. Look at a vats. This is not skinny but not fat. And I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV

recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny but not fat. Hello, hello, hello. check check check you like doing my checks No I feel like you always give me a look So I get like concerned I'm not doing it right

I don't know what to say Because I want to say See what you're going to say I don't know Let's tell people what you say sometimes Ariel Ariel Ariel And I'm like what is she even doing No but even when I do like

One two three check check check You give me this look Like I'm not saying something right I don't know why it makes me laugh It's not in the bad way So what's up everyone We have Ariel here to talk all

stuff. Bachelor that happened this week. Celebrity Gossip. You're my field commentator. No, I'm so excited because last week I felt so passionate about The Bachelor and you're like, I did a podcast by myself and I was like, but I have so much

to say about this bachelorship going on. Oh, so you guys, so disclaim. So yeah. So I did a podcast solo last week on a rant about the Bachelor of Vanderpump, the Oscars. And Ariel called me. She was a way that weekend. She called me like and while she was like away she like watched the bachelor and then she calls me and I wanted to like record her like somehow on the mic because she was just screaming

about like the bachelor like and Maddie like why are people so inter? They showed her two seconds and why does she have 800 K followers and like you were just on a rant. I really was and um the audio didn't sound good so we didn't put it in but it was hilarious and I was like too bad you weren't here to talk about it. So if we're doing that, let's start with Bachelor stuff from this week. Bachelor Nation say what? Oh my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh my God. First of all, I want to start with the fact that let's start with Kelly. Yeah. We like her because she's like kind of real in the sense that she's like, cool experience. Peter's cute, like into it. We're abroad. Could be fun. What up? But like at some point, it's like, okay, sweetie.

pretend like you're on the bachelor. That's what I was saying on my commentary, too, was like, like, on one hand, we appreciate the realness. On the other hand, like, this ain't the place to be real, honey. Right. And then, like, this week's episode on her two on one, she was like kind of weirdly very mean. And like I, I tried, they tried, because they did a whole promo like that she's like the new villain.

I think wouldn't you mean if you were like 28 had a real job and you had 22 year olds bopping around. I would be saying, you would be saying the same shit. Yeah, I would be saying the same shit. So she basically said, I mean, you're jumping to the fucking two on one. Sorry. You do this. Like we have to keep you chronological.

But she was just saying like, why wouldn't I feel confident? Like I'm a real person, a real woman, have a real job. Like she could have been also insinuating the, because people took it as like she was like job shaming them. Because like she was saying they don't have jobs. but I think her, like, insinuation was that, like, then why are they here? Like, I feel like her subtext was, then they're here to, like, be famous.

Like, Hannah and McKenna, that's where I feel like, because, like, obviously Kelly, like, is a lawyer. So, like, she came in the show, cool, whatever. She'll enjoy the perks. But she goes back and she's not going to not be a lawyer anymore. Right. Whereas, like, these girls are 22, never had a job before and are probably not going to want to have a job.

Like we always talk about They probably want this to promote their like Instagram They want this to have an Instagram career So I don't think I feel like The producers try to like make that a thing But I think her mistake was like If you want to stick around

Then like also Peter specifically Is one of the more needy bachelors that I've seen Like if you're not like licking his anus Like all of them are like that All the Bachelorette and Bachelettes are like that right It's like, you have to lick their asshole all day and, like, open up and be vulnerable. And, like, if someone cries to him and it's like, it's just so hard for me here. And he's like, good, like, tell me stuff like that.

Like, that's amazing for me to know. Yeah, and I feel like, but, like, also the producers tell them, like, on this night, when you go on your date, like, you're going to tell a sob story. And this night, you're going to tell him you're falling in love with him because they all say it. You know how I picture it happening? I think that in confessionals, the producers are a little bit more. like do it more suavely than that oriel but I think they do like they'll talk about something with producers

and the producer will say I think you should tell Peter that tonight like I think it could be really good for your relationship for him to know that do you get what I'm saying? Or the way the in love stuff happens is I think they ask like do you like him do you love him and they'll be like I think I like might be starting tell him tell him that tonight

that's how I think like the probing kind of works but I'm just trying to imagine like we have a childhood story with like our dad and stuff And, like, I couldn't imagine just, like, being, like, so, so awkward. I would have a sad story. Like, it does come up, but I feel like it might take a while. Like, they all cry while they're saying it. I don't know if it would just, like, tear me up.

And it's such crazy stories, too, like, with everyone. Like, remember Demi Burnett, like, her mom was, like, in jail? No, I know, but I'm saying, like, it's these, like, it's not like my parents get divorced, but, like, everything's fine, you know? It's, like, always these, like, stories. But anyway, Rie Kelly, I think she's real, but I think she didn't get the memo that, like, if you want to say on the show, you have to at least try to, like, dig up some shit. Like, even Peter, when she was like, I'm having fun and he's like, he gets annoyed. He's like, this is more not fun for me.

This is like, I want to find somebody. But it's like, do we believe that he's so like, no. Especially now where we see him and fucking, we just saw him a few days ago. in the background of a story that Kylie and Stacey baby were in. But like I need an explanation. I need further explanation on that because I don't understand how Peter the pilot from The Bachelor is in the same room as, why?

Because of Tyler C. They met they were all together at that game. But why are it constantly in the same room? Like how is he now connected to Kylie fucking Jenner? No, but let's talk about the fact that to me and you didn't necessarily agree with me. I think that this is like. a hondo factual if peter the pilot is in the same room as kiley and stasi baby and is chilling with them he is single that's how i feel about it and i'm a hundred percent because imagine you're you know

the girl that peter chose and even if you're a colton and cassie situation where you're just dating whatever it is would you be like n p like go stare at kiley and sassy baby's ass like a whole night There would be no reason for him to hang out with them. Only a single thirst monster does that kind of shit. But is Peter a single thirst monster? Probably. That's what I'm saying. Maybe he got invited.

Would you decline an invitation to go hang out? If I had a boyfriend. You declined an invitation to go hang out. He was with a bunch of chicks. Did you see a guy in the story? No. So I think that means a hundo that he's single. Imagine he's with Maddie Pruitt, okay?

Do you think she would be like Miss Virgin? which we'll get to that in the second like she'd be like that's fine go hang out with like no no i was like you're gonna say like those whores i don't know that's i i lately i'm very honest about like my feelings like i don't know why kiley brings up bad feelings for me lately it didn't used to be like that for me really it comes up like to the point that like i don't follow like i don't followed oh you told me yeah i don't follow her why do i need to see her in her lip kids and being extra all the time. That's not like a relatable life.

Oh my God. Like side tangent Valentine's Day. Like I want to know, did she bring one million gazillion? What are those flowers called the yellow ones? They're sunflowers. For that Instagram story with Stormy. Yeah. Yeah.

Like who else was there? Like does she have a Valentine? Like what's happening? No, it was just Stormy. And then my question is it's like. It's a waste of flowers. Yeah. And then like also workers who need to bring the million flowers in there and then need to

clean the house afterwards. Like I'm just thinking like, okay, I'm not miss like environment like protests, right? I recycle. I try to do my part, but like I'm not whatever. But in an environmental sustainable standpoint, I'm

sorry, that's the first thing that came to mind. Like all these fucking flowers that are going to be thrown in the trash and probably like picked from the wild, I don't know. And then like you said, like employees and money and cleanup and for what for like a story where she literally directed her like one and a half year old to like walk through it like fucking what's her face from uh dorothy oz oh the wizards of wait the wizards of us the wizard of us the wizard of us there weren't a few wizards there's one of us wait you guys we're going to take a quick break and be right back

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in-depth quiz to get your personalized hair care and 15% off. We have so much to say today and everything leads because the world has become such an entangled web of bullshit. Like, we can easily go on tangents because it's like, duh. We're talking about the bass around. Kylie comes in because she's like in a story with Peter Weber, Stasi baby's in the story. in the story who like dated Tyler C who we were talking about Kelly

before about the job shaming did you see what Tyler tweeted I posted it no what do you like hated on Kelly for job shaming he's like I didn't I didn't like that like she did that and like I didn't have a job when I got on The Bachelor and then I was like

did they bullshit us that he's a contractor then they must have bullshitted us yeah they bullshit at us listen Tyler yeah Tyler you're the fucking example of exactly what Kelly's trying to say. People that come on without jobs suck because they're trying to get

famous. Sorry, producers. I saw the levels go way up right now. But he almost validated Kelly's point. But the reason he's defending, let's say, what Kelly's trying to say about Hannah Ann and McKenna or whoever is because he's that.

He's the biggest thirst monster there could ever be. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah. And he lived in. a freaking shoebox before. And you love saying where he's from. Juniper.

Well, yeah, but I think that that, I wonder if, yeah, I mean, you guys know my, my hate for him. And I, someone just sent me that they found his TikTok and they sent me like, so I'm not a TikTok person, but I can appreciate like cool TikTok videos where like, you know how it jumps, like, they're like in pajamas and then it jumps to them being ready. I think TikTok is the dumbest thing I know. But, I mean, everyone, I mean, it's a multi-a-ready gazillion, like, thing. It's so insane.

But then someone sent me Tyler Sees, and it was legit him, like, Instagram storing. So, like, I don't know if he gets what TikTok is, but, like, can't deal with those eyebrows. Can't deal with the fact that he was on an episode of single parents with Leighton Meester. What the hell? I mean, he knows how to, like, get there. Well, he had sex with Andy Cohen to, like, do something. I mean, you guys don't make this a rumor But basically like

It's so funny because Andy Cohen also posted like date night With like Tyler They were at like the same fashion show And my sweet follower is some are so innocent Are like but isn't Andy gay Like it's Tyler gay with him now You know? And it's like they're kidding

But at the same time I wouldn't put it past Tyler To like do whatever Has to do And I heard that he said on another podcast That he was on that he basically like that Andy agreed for Tyler to like shadow him or like see what he does or like something like he's supposedly very interested of course he fucking is in what Andy does and like the world of television which like I wonder if like for single parents there was like an audition then he went to audition or if they were like we want Tyler C for the hot delivery guy role I'm really nauseous right now I'm really nauseous because you like drank too many margaritas last night. No, no, no. Like, forget about that.

I'm nauseous because of Tyler C. I know, I can't. But, like, do we want to be Tyler C? No, I don't. Okay. I don't ever want to be that thirsty. No, I know, I know. I really don't either.

I think it's just maddening the fact that he is such a piece of shit. Like, even Jed is less of a piece of shit. And Jed was a fucking piece of shit. And Jed was it. Like, at least Jed is, like, living his life, has a girlfriend, like, trying to do what he does. But, like, I feel like the thirst is less surreal. But I feel like, but I think. think I remember you saying like, oh, do we hate Tyler C so much because we want to be him?

And I think what I just said it? What do you remember? No, no, but I'm saying like a while ago you said like it may be like you said this. Yeah. But I think that it's not because we want to be him. I think it's because like he like jipped us in the bachelor. So we're mad about that because he was the most amount. Yeah.

The most amount than anyone has jipped anyone. No one has ever been so different in Bachelor and then in real life. But he has two point something million people that I don't know how many of them are a hate to follow. I don't know if people enjoy his stupid, you know, I really don't enjoy his content either. You know, I don't think he's funny. I think he's trying to be like goofy and humorous. And like, I get that you're trying to be like, I am hot. Even though you know it's so weird, I don't find him hot anymore.

I swear to fucking God, you guys. Yeah. I mean, he's a good, you can't say he's not good looking. No, but I don't look at him and I'm like he's so attractive. Like, he's not attractive to me anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that happens. I mean, that's a real life thing,

the personalities can definitely make you more attracted or less attracted to someone. But again, he was a different person on the show entirely. And it was funny because I did questions on my Instagram this week, last week. And one of the questions was like,

who's your dream podcast guest? And like, I don't know who my dream is. Obviously, I could be like, you know, Kim Kardashian. But I was trying to think of something more feasible and something I thought about. And I was just like, I literally had the thought of having Tyler see on my podcast and literally being real with him because I can't have Tyler

see on now and be like hey Tyler what's up so you're doing amazing things like I'd be such I would be I would I would boycott myself yeah you could never do that if you were to have him on I'd have to be honest you'd have to rip him a new asshole that's what you'd have to do or I was like even better in that way I wouldn't have to like be in his face would be like how fun would be to get Hannah Brown on and to get her to talk shit about him that would be Like Hannah, like, who are we saying? What was it? Like, I want her perspective.

I feel like she has so much to say about him and probably feels so many things. Yeah. Because he was so full of shit, like, on the show. But then after the show, do you remember he used to comment Queen Hannah? And, like, everyone drooled. And it's like, I want her to be like, yeah. And then he fucking went and dated Gigi seconds later. And then, you know, I asked him out and he, like, met up with me just for the camera that stood outside my building.

And I want her perspective. of that I mean as lame as it is that's like my dream and I think though they're in the contract it says until there's a different bachelorette she's not really allowed to like speak you know what I mean yeah I saw I saw a story where she was like where people are asking her like do you have things brewing like what's going on what can you do and she's like because I'm still the bachelorette technically like I need to like be patient and wait until my role is done which is really weird type thing. Like you can't do anything until there's like another person that took your spot. Really weird.

Yeah. Well, that's why now Caitlin Brasso can talk all the shit she wants. Yeah, she can say whatever the hell she wants and she does. Anyway, so back to the,

to this episode of The Bachelor or last week's episode. So other weird shit that happened, he went on a one-on-one with Maddie who decided now that they're the final fucking like four to say that she, you know that the Lord is her number one thing in life and like she wants to marry someone who

I feel like the Lord is like a stressful word you know if you would say like I really believe in God I feel like that's less like threatening if you say the Lord that means like you legit do have like a real relationship with God you know no she said like it's not some like Cassie like Psalm 4.18 in her bio shit she said no she said like it's like the Lord is like I am because of like everything I am who I am what I am is because of the Lord so I feel like yeah that is definitely stressful for somebody that is not necessarily as religious can we talk about Peter's response literally like he's like I need to be better at it like stuttering being like yeah I mean

listen I am Christian I thought it would be so funny if he was like I'm Jewish like which like can we talk about it we talk about like plus size people plus size we talked about normal size girls being on the bachelor can we talk about like jews some jews on there never never i don't think there's been a jew in the history of the bachelor i think for sure there hasn't been a jewish lead not a lead not a not anybody that got like far enough maybe jillian harris i don't know if harris is there's a loren what's her name there was a lauren one year she was jewish not a lot of jewish uh contestants, if at all. Definitely no, no Jewish leads.

No, no, none of that. But, I mean, there's Colton, you know, by grace through faith kind of shit. But then she's like legit. Like, and then we find out, I think, um, in next episode that she's a virgin. There's always a virgin. Like, I don't know, don't know what to believe. Like, how do you always find a virgin? There's always a virgin.

Because there are a lot of like godly people. No, 100%, but it's just... To believe in that specific thing. But there's always like the one that's like they make it a storyline when it really doesn't need to be a storyline. Well, A, let's say that doesn't need to be a storyline. Because if you meet someone, you fall in love with them, then being a virgin, whatever. I mean, no, there are a lot of things you can care about, like, you want a bone before

and know how they are in bed. But like, let's say you can do like almost everything, but like penetration is over. Yeah. But my thing is the Lord thing, like, that's a big deal. Like, even if I'm, let's say, Jewish, like I'm Jewish, right? Maybe I wouldn't mind dating someone who isn't Jewish, but I don't think I could date someone who has a really deep relationship with the Lord. Yeah. Like, what do you mean?

I don't think. I couldn't because, like, that those are different, like, everything. That means it values, like. Believes, everything. Believes. Family, like, it's not the same. So it's interesting. Peter's response was like, yeah, like, you know, I don't go to church. I want to, like, start going.

And she, I feel like for her, she just needed him to not, like, be so freaked out by it. And, but I don't know how a relationship like that can last. It can't. Because, like, essentially, like, even if they do have the same faith, like, it's kind of opposite. Like, their beliefs are opposite. Like, it doesn't seem like he's that religious or, you know, goes to church or, you know, like. She needs to meet someone that's like, she needs to meet someone that's the same. Because he might as well be Jewish.

And she might as well, like, we, like, give her. She's a devout Christian who is saving herself from her. That's a big thing. But he kept her and she does seem to be a front runner. I think they have the best, like he's the most into her. And they have the realist like thing. Kelsey, which like I'm still shocked like champagne girl is like the in the finals. And she's so in love with him for real also.

And I don't believe him when he says that he's really in her. Wait, who did he told, who did he tell that he's falling in love with? Maddie. He told Maddie. He told Maddie. And she didn't say anything back. She didn't say anything. She didn't say anything backshard tells you he loves you.

She told Maddie he's falling in love with her and she didn't say anything back. But like, wait, is falling in, okay, falling in love is less than being in love? Is less than being in love? Is it more than love? No, it's more than like. It's more than I really, really like you. It's like, I have strong feelings for you, but I'm not like. in love with it's like the weirdest thing i don't know what falling in love means you get a book before

of the bachelor with like have you ever told anybody you're falling in love with that like i love you like i love you is what you would say i don't think i've ever said to anyone that i'm in love with yeah that's such a weird thing to say i don't know that's what you say when you're not you're like i'm not in love with you goodbye but okay so that's less than love it's less than love yeah you're falling in love maybe it's weirder for them to say i love you How about like, I'm really into you? It's not enough. Peter would send you home for that.

I don't know. You'd better be, like, dying for him. I would, like, feel like I'd smirk a roof. I had to tell Peter I'm falling in love with him. I could say I really, really like you. That's what I was going to say. I really, really, really like you. I could like, I'm really, my feelings for you are really strong.

Oh, that's good. Oh, Cariel preparing for a... I'm ready. She's taken. I got your producers. Anyway, so that was weird, but he kept her. Kelsey. Don't you think it's weird that she's in the finals

Even though she was champagne girl And she's kind of a weirdo And she's kind of intense Listen I have so many thoughts about Kelsey My number one of thought is her face And how literally She can cry all day But it doesn't move

None of it moves Hannah Ann's face does not move The only person's face that moves Is Natasha's face That face moves And she left And she left So now we're left

With a whole bunch of not moving faces That's like your biggest pet pee It is a big pet peeve No Kelly's face move. Kelly's face doesn't move. She also has like weird Botoxin filler shit. Fine. So see, we're left with nobody that moves. It really annoys me. It really annoys me. First of all, like, no, no. She's talking to like Hannah Ann and she's like stressed out and I'm like trying

to look for a crease and there are no creases and I don't understand what's happening with that face. And yeah, and she's like, I don't think she's that into Peter. She's there for the fame. Who, Kelsey? Yeah, she just cries a lot. She cries a lot. I think she's really like desperado for love. I believe that. Yeah. Yeah. And I believe that like, because Natasha said something so true on her date to Peter, she was like talking about her ex.

And she's like, yeah, we broke up and he said that I was like too intense. And she's like, that's why I came here because like here like being super intense is rewarded basically. Yeah. And what that means is like if you tell a guy IRL after the second date I'm falling in love with you, boy, you're fucking. you're a psycho guy on my life if on the bachelor you say on the first aid how many kids you want that you're like freezing your eggs that you're in love want to get married then it's like wow she's really vulnerable and opened up tonight so Natasha said a real thing yeah so um that's Kelsey the only last thing I wanted to talk about was the weirdest two and one

with Kelly McKenna and Hannah Ann was it McKenna no it was McKenna sorry it's Hannah Ann Victoria and Kelly Hannah Ann, Victoria, and Kelly Victoria pulled another like And he just can't No, but there was a two on one with McKenna McKenna. No, that's an old one.

Oh, that's an old one? Yeah. I'm talking about in the garden when Kelly was like laying it down Hannah Ann ended up, he ended up keeping Anna Ann and sending Kelly home because Hannah Ann wrote him that fucking letter

with the hearts above the eyes. Listen, listen, listen. That shit was like a five-year-old writing like a song I don't know I was like I love what did she say I love she's like I don't even remember

but it was something I was like no no it was hearts above the eyes hearts above the eyes and it was like I love the way you smile and I love that you make me smile and like it was like it was so bad but like he told her to open up and

bitch wants to like stay was that opening up no that was licking Peter's anus hole, which he doesn't care what you do, but that's what you have to do. And then Victoria F., who's been Problematico, and an Oscar-winning actress. What, what do you want?

Like, and literally she says to Peter. She has such an attitude, though. But she said to Peter that he's always in a mood when they hang out, and like, it's annoying, basically. And he's like, you're, like, kind of attacking me right now. She is. What does she do? The genius-ass bitch. She starts crying and saying, oh, heartening is. And Peter loves that.

Anus licking, like, if it's hard for her, that means she's really into me. That means it's hard for her that I'm with other girls, blah, blah, blah. Keeps her. And he's like, I like that our relationship is unique, aka, like, hard, drama, bullshit all the time. And so much more bullshit to come, by the way. I know, I know.

Listen, she's, like, obviously definitely an award-winning actress and she's got a lot of drama to bring on. but like I feel bad for the hate that she's about to get because she a already is getting a lot of hate and after next week she's going to get even more hate well you know what's funny that Peter's ex from a few years ago is also from Virginia Beach and she's also from there and she basically said like she's like talk shit about Victoria I don't know it's so weird when you're from such a small town and everybody knows your shit yeah like that's so weird but yeah Don't you feel bad for the hate she's going to get? No. No? Oh, okay. I guess maybe she wants that hate because it's more publicity because any publicity is good publicity.

Probs. Probs? Yeah. So McKenna was two weeks ago, though? Because why am I confusing the weeks? McKenna won home two weeks ago? I don't think so. Yeah, baby.

It was two weeks ago. It was her and Tammy. Yeah, that was two weeks. Oh, no. Yeah, because there were two episodes that week. Anyway, we're going to move on from the Bachela. And I will be right back. Okay, we're back.

Ariel has been watching season eight of Vander, Vandy. I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pino Grigio. I have, is it the most exciting season? Prob's not. is the least exciting season. Probs, yes. I've talked about this before, and you guys know, I can't,

like, Vander is my it's my love. It's, they're my babies. Like, they're my favorite. But, um, listen, it's really hard to create drama if there isn't any. And if they're, like I said, mostly married, mostly like grownups,

mostly not working at Sarah, which was the premise of the show. So it feels much, more constructed than it used to because it used to be like even if it was a constructed situation like the shit that it went down was so real that it doesn't matter you know it doesn't matter if they like like you know this episode for example it's pride again remember how there's pride every year and it's like they all went to like make posters at Lisa's house like come on like make posters like that was basically to get like Sheena to come there and

Lisa confronted China about not being nice to Dana because like I talked about on other episodes Dana who is a new cast member is a huge part of the season because there's nothing else interesting going on and she's dating Max who is the manager at Tom Tom and he used to like have a thing with Sheena so that's basically like the biggest kind of drama

Lisa's really trying to make the other cast member Brett happened she always is talking about how hot he is she's brought him to be her like personal trainer he was on the pride float with her um i feel bad for sheena because she's getting such a bad edit and she really always does but the producers love like fucking with her like because she like repeats the same things a lot of times like like they did with rob like they did the same thing with like her being like my best friend's my best friend so they did that and and then they did a thing of her like talking to lisa for a while and then crying it they always like edit her in this like humorous

way, but also in a way that's like, I feel bad. She always gets a bad edit. And she is giving hate to that new girl, Dana. And I heard that she was on another podcast and she spoke about the fact that, because I remember when I did Sheena's podcast and she did mine, she mentioned what annoys her about the show is not like her edits, that they don't follow her like real life, like that she does other things. And like, that's never really talked about. Because she did then a show in Vegas. She wanted more like, I'm doing things. things and blah, blah. And like with this Dana girl who's new, she's like a standup comedian and like they filmed her like doing stand-up. So I feel like she's, I feel like

she's mostly jealous of that. Ariana, this, Ariana this season has been really opening up about her mental health and like kind of depression. It's funny. She told me she was like, no, it's going to be like so much of this season. Like people are going to be sick of it. Because basically it's every single episode it kind of comes up. I think it's so important because she was basically saying like that she thought she used to be depressed because like they lived in a shitty apartment and like but she's like I moved into the new house and it's like the same and it's important for people to know that it like just because you have like nice things or whatever doesn't mean that you know yeah shit will be of course and we see that all the time with like other celebrities you know right I aka like Justin Bieber Demi Lovato list can keep going on yeah James was a little bit in this episode which he hasn't been in a while

and um is he off the show like why is he on the show but he's not getting really like airtime but here they asked him to come DJ a tom tom for pride but what was funny is that he brought up the fifty and Lala drama because basically him and Lala were cool until like they were on cool and then they made up and then when the 50 drama happened he just thought it was really funny so he had posted a picture of him

and his friend and wrote like give me money by Monday and like Lala took that as like mocking the situation and like it was upset with him again but I actually actually think it's funny so I get it is funny but I do get how she would be upset by that because it was a real situation for them right he's also so full of shit because he has a drinking problem and he always says like I'm going to be sober I'm sober seven days I'm sober three days and like he was aging this party and promised he wouldn't drink but then asked basically for a drink he thought he was being sly but he basically asked for a drink and then Lala came over to talk to him made up with him and he was like let's cheers

on our virgin non-acoholic drinks and she was like yeah except yours is for sure alcoholic and he's like no it's not he's like yours is and she's like here taste mine and she's like And then he tasted hers and it was really a Coke. And then she was like, can I taste yours? And he was like, no. And I was like, oh my God, literally he's like lying to himself. And it's just kind of like sad. Basically, yeah, that was Vanderpump.

Not too much is going on. I wonder if they will continue the show with the original cast for a while because I don't see how that can happen if their lives are like, I mean, they're older, they're settled. They're, it's not like, it's not, it's not new housewives. They're not new housewives status. Like, they're dramatic. Yeah.

Yeah. It's interesting because like the, the only real drama that they have between them is like kind of Stasi and Kristen and, I mean, Stasi and Katie, like, and are being hard on Kristen because she keeps in getting back with her ex. That's basically like the biggest thing. So, yeah. We didn't mention for Bachelor World that. Chris and Crystal broke up.

Oh my God. Yeah. I was so confused because I thought like they were real. And I thought that they would last more than like less than a year. I thought they would for sure have babies and like they seemed so in love and so like fitting and so like works. And you know what's weird? Like I couldn't find him on Instagram. No, he deleted his social media.

Because I feel like something happened. This is the kind of shit that it's like not like they made a statement like we realized we each need. need to like take her time. This is like someone fucked up. Someone fucked up. Yeah, you don't delete your Instagram because you're taking time to reevaluate. Well, maybe he's having a hard time and she's not, you don't think, someone fucked up. Someone fucked up.

Yeah. I don't think maybe like, you know, she's not going to delete hers because she has her, like, fitness thing, but like he doesn't really have like a. What do you mean? Goose? Goose doesn't have a thing. No, that's so weird. And we also, like, I just need to go over the fact about Maddie.

and the, like, following that she has. Oh, my God. Just like... No. With counting followers for badger people. Yeah, because I don't get it. Until this episode where she had her one-on-one, and the first episode where she had her one-on-one,

you don't see Maddie's face. Maddie maybe says three words, which, like, consists of, yeah, you're right. That's all they show. And, like... Let's see if she's at a mill yet. No, she's probably at, like, 800. She's verified?

Yeah, she's 834. When I put her up this week, she was 802 because I was trying to show you guys how crazy. So there were seven episodes of The Bachelor, okay? We're saying she was on two. She got airtime of, let's say, 15 minutes. She got an air time. Let's say her total airtime was like 50 minutes, okay? What?

It was 15 minutes. Okay, 15 minutes. No. Kristen Doty from Vanderpump, eight seasons. 500 hours of air time. She's at the same amount of followers. No, no. She's even at less, I think, Kristen Doty.

700. Yeah. Yeah. Check Dana. I'm curious about Dana. No, she didn't go up so much. No, she didn't go up. She's like a 30.

I mean, it's a different. No, but why, like, okay, I, Bravo is my baby. Like, I know Bravo. Yeah, 34. And she's getting fucking airtime. 34K. Yeah. But she's getting airtime up the wazoo.

And it's been, let's say, the same amount of episodes more or less. People don't watch. And like the fact that Katie, Ariana have, let's say a million, it took them 10 years. 10 years. 10 years. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And Stasi, who's like Queen B fucking Stasi 1.9 or something, took her 10 years and she's the most loved character on the show. Yeah. So you're talking like, what is this obsession with these bachelor people? Who are these people following them? I want to know the demographic. I want to know if these people follow these people because they want

what their beauty and lifestyle inspiration. They want to see what's up. Like, I don't get it. I think that it's like the how viral ABC Bachelor is. The ratings are probably much higher than Bravo shows. Right.

That's what I'm saying. Even though Bravo gets culty love, like there's niche and culty love and obsession for Bravo. Like Bravo con, I told you how many people were there, how crazy it was. But I think ABC has a different reign.

Of course. No, I think it's on a different level. Yeah. So, but it still doesn't make sense how somebody's on TV for 10 years. And Maddie literally gets not 50 Amanda. She didn't get a whole hour. She got 15 maybe. Her first one-on-one, which was maybe five minutes of airtime.

And her last one-on-one, which was also another 10 minutes of airtime, maybe 20 minutes in total. Also, like, I'm sorry, I would never follow Maddie. Yeah, for what? For what content? For what? Like, by grace to face, like, I don't understand. I would never follow any of them. I just unfollow Tasia, because remember, we did a podcast about a year ago.

Yeah. And we felt bad, because obviously we always talk about followers. We felt bad that Tasia was at 60K while her co-stars were much higher, and we felt like it might be a racist thing that people aren't giving her so much love. And we immediately were like, let's follow her, let's give her love. And then I looked at her the other day when it was going to unfollow. Like, she's at 800K, like, she'll do fine without me. Because her content isn't interesting to me

And if her content isn't interesting to me You're not going to like post something dramatic Like I'm not going to miss anything huge You know what I mean? If I follow you, then I will. Yeah. Yeah, it's a sick world and we're living in it And we're like assisting it.

I don't know. But I get your passion for it Because it's mind boggling And it's also like Again, we've talked about this before the new season came out ABC producers should understand this. But again, maybe they love it because they're bringing on people that are

exploding and maybe it's like a positive thing for them but I feel like if the purpose of the show is love and blah blah we need people without an Instagram we need people to, I don't know, not share their last names or their real names or something that it doesn't become this like that at the end, okay, let the winners do what they want but like as I don't know it just it bugs me because it's so it's not about the right reasons anymore

and what's crazy to me is I'm thinking like I only follow I think two bachelor people I can't even like know why I follow Lauren Bushnell and Jojo those are the only two bachelor people I follow Lauren Lane Lauren Lane sorry should we say or like I'm gonna say hold on one second like I just want to finish my thought so I follow them too and then I'm thinking I'm like I don't even know why I follow them like it's not interesting. And then I'm thinking, I'm like, how, why do other millions of people follow every other bachelor person? Maybe they don't know either. There's no reason. Yeah. There's no reason. What's so interesting that Jojo puts up, nothing. What's so interesting that Lauren puts up with her, like, just fab line, nothing. Like, just why? Why? And I only follow two. And I love the

bachelor. I'm obsessed with the bachelor. But I don't feel the need to follow every single bachelor person. Yeah. What do I need to know about them? I don't, like, what are they going to do? Maybe, I mean, I'm assuming with like Jojo let's say that people love her so they want to see what she's up to even if it's like yeah not like well I do love Jojo in Jordan jojo yeah jojo's cute I was gonna say about Lauren Lane ariel excuse you Lauren Lane I mean you send me a video this week from her story where it's like like it's gasp worthy I'm not gonna blast it on my Instagram because I don't want a body shame and right now I'm not body shaming either I'm just saying I'm concerned she is abnormally thin it looks she she's her width is like of a finger of mine that's not normal it looks

unnatural and it brings me back to the point it is unnatural it is unnatural and it brings me back to the point that taylor swift talked about in her documentary where she was basically the same like looking the same like lauren they she was so thin and she basically said like that wasn't the way my body used to look i would starve myself i wouldn't eat and she admitted it. And people thought it was like, you know, genetic or she worked out a lot or like whatever. And like that's the wrong thing. So I'm not trying to shame, Lauren.

I'm trying to say like someone needs to help her because you can work out every day. You can eat a really healthy balanced lifestyle to look healthy. Yeah. She doesn't look healthy. So stop thinking that all these like people that don't look healthy are just like naturally tiny. And like, no, that's maybe like 2% of the population. Yeah. The thing is, I don't understand how a person can be so unhealthy looking,

but also, like, have energy, like, work out, do the things that she does. Unless, obviously, it's Instagram, we don't see everything. We don't see everything. And I wonder if she's going to be able to, like, bear children. I mean, that's what I also wonder about people that are thin like that. I know, I know. And it's like... But a lot of these models get pregnant all the time.

They do. It's true. It's true. I mean, she must, like, eat... I'm sure she, like, eats enough to be... our children but it just like brings me back to my point that like genetically thin or like this is the way I am is not a good explanation when you're that no thin and it's like it doesn't it looks really unhealthy and she seems like a nice nice person I think she's like not bitchy I think she's she's super cool um hope she's uh healthy I hope she's healthy too

Gigi and Zane seem to be back together Wait, what's happening in Hollywood? She has an account called Gigi Disposable where she posts like disposable. Like I guess she has like a disposable camera that she like takes picks with. Oh sorry, it's called G-sposable. She posted a pick of Zane and rode hay Valentine.

So that's pretty good. No, they're together. Yeah, yeah. Can we talk about Dean and Kalin? Listen, you guys, when it's, I'm not, this isn't a basher podcast, but when it's bachelor season, like, this is what happens. Yeah, I'm sorry.

It really does. Dean and Kaylin, like, can we talk about them for a second? I already feel so bad for her. Do you ship them? I ship them, but I can't, like, I can't ship them, but I can't not think about, like, how bad he's going to break her heart. And, like, even if it's two years from now. Okay, but it does seem like they're the couple that spends the most.

time together out of like every bachelor couple yeah they're together all the time they travel together all the time they're either in their van together like which is really funny which is so great because he's not like a relationship guy and from being not a relationship a guy to having such an intense relationship and they seem to enjoy each other this company they're always watching like Netflix in bed with like their dog and i love the side that he brought out in like page and queen fillered up Kaylin which is like

hiking boots chill in the van like damn like what love can make you do yeah and she

when she got out of The Bachelor like she hung out with Cassie and Michelle 24 7 you don't see them anymore

she's just with Dean so I do ship them but like Dean has said over and over and over again and recently

that like he is like you know like he likes Caitlin didn't he say like recently he's not in love Recently, babe.

It was like when they were dating a couple months. Okay. But he always says shit. He said also somewhere. He's never going to get married. And it's funny because so many of you are so cute but sent me like this article by like Elite Daily that was like, you know, had kind of a title of that because, okay, Caitlin put up a picture with Dean and someone commented to get married or ready or like

propose already and she was like, you're already dead. And then Alit Daily. ran an article about it obviously like click bait in a way because that's the title and then you go in and it's like she wrote that what does it mean she's joking she's being funny that's also like I think

a side that he brought out in her which is like this like cute funny side because she isn't annoying on Instagram by the way aside from her FabFit fun ads like she's cute yeah she's not she makes fun of herself like he calls her like Furby or something and they foster

that cute dog which like I got excited at the beginning because I forgot that foster mean like doesn't mean adopt they're going to keep him you think I feel like when you foster a dog like you can't give it back you end up keeping the dog maybe I wonder what the percentage is on that I can you imagine bringing a dog for months

but you see shit that happens you see because people maybe do it because you know they can't keep a dog or like I think they're going to end up keeping this dog I hope so and I hope he because he did come a long way from where he was Like he literally, you know, that's what you can say about the bachelor what you want.

And you can say about Bachelor in Paradise how, you know, sleazy it is. But he came back for Kalin, left with her, and they're legit together until today. Yeah. And have one of the best Instagram-looking relationships that I've seen in terms of how much they're together, how, like, they're way more frail than Cassie and Colton in my book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And because, you know, speaking of, we just posted yesterday that Colton posted a Valentine's Day. photo with Cassie and I don't get like I'm sure he knows like most people want to vomit on him but I'll just read to you what he wrote there are a million reasons that I love you

but the one I love the most is your love and appreciations for the simple moments in life while they're standing like on a beautiful dock on the water like that's not the simple moment simple moments is like while you're farting like in the bathroom right and being like babe bring me toilet paper uh Thank you for taking care of my heart. What does that mean? Ariel, what does it mean? What does it mean?

What does it mean? What does it mean to take care of someone's heart? Literally, I don't even know. Is it the same as guard my heart? Like, what does it mean? It's such sleazy bullshit that like, I can't imagine a least. Can you imagine reading that and thinking like, aw? I would think something's wrong with whoever wrote it to me

and be like what like did you write a hallmark quote it's not it's yeah it's not real why is it's not personal yeah it's not also personal like you know it's not personal every you're right every caption is literally like a hallmark quote yeah like every caption is like a quote out of a movie that's not real that's not again that's not personal yeah if you would say you would say you would say I love when you call me from the bathroom when you need toilet paper like we can envision that. I don't know what protect your heart means are some bachelor lingo bullshit.

Like, that doesn't mean anything to me. And she's not protecting your heart. You literally are a piece of shit to her. She doesn't give a shit. She is... No, he's not a piece of shit to her. Like, she doesn't care. Sorry, that's the wrong. He's like, I'm talking like, he's a piece of shit

on the floor and she doesn't care because it's legit a turd on the floor. He's like a mop and she's yeah, like a mom. No, isn't there that like saying? but I just meant that like he just like a couple weeks ago she put up a story like that he Colton's moving yay Colton Colton is moving yeah they were in a U-Haul we're like we're helping Colton move of course she is why are you moving with Colton they're not there that's so weird if you get out of do you get money for being the match or

you get a million bucks right he should have gotten a cut from that why because it wasn't it wasn't real yeah but we don't know if Peter ends up with somebody they know it's not the real thing then it's not the real thing why you think they have to propose yeah yeah i mean i don't know i feel like they don't need to do something they're not ready for be engaged for what for it to be fake so it's a dating show so it's a dating show it's called a dating show like who is going to be the most famous at the end that's the dating show no but i'm sorry for people that find this kitsy shit cute of course it's cute you know my husband is so not like kitchy like that and he wrote me a card for like one of my last birthdays and it made me

cry that he just like brought me a card and he like didn't even fill it out no he did no i know i know i know but just here like seeing him and that's also different from a person that constantly is like i love you i love you i love you i love you it doesn't mean anything anymore you know it's just like a like show your love instead of writing it on instagram and you think cassie reads that and she's like oh he appreciate. Maybe she does. He, he loves that I appreciate the small moments on the lake with the boats and the yachts. And also that I protect his heart. Is that also like a hint for her to like not fuck him over? Like protect my heart bitch. I don't know. Don't fuck up. He would marry her tomorrow and she's not ready to like move in with him. Anyway, Kardashian.

jealous stop that's it we're done so I was talking about uh Kylie making me want to throw up but you know who makes me want to throw up even more than Kylie who her makeup guy makeup by Ariel oh okay yeah yeah I'm sorry this isn't like a sexist thing or like a girls can guys can't and I don't feel like you're gonna accuse me of that because I hate on fucking fillers and body distortions all the time but it does make it a tad even like sprinkle on top odd that like her makeup artist is you know getting her body basically he asked for the Kylie bod he he went to the doctor and definitely asked for the Kylie Bod I just feel like you said like it's sad I feel sad for him because like for somebody it's like I watched a documentary once how

like getting plastic surgery can be an addictive thing like it is a problem like you just keep finding more shit that you want to change and you keep going back and you could have like hundreds of surgeries and like you just don't even it doesn't even phase you and I feel like he's getting there like every single thing about his body has been changed yeah everything from his butt to his stomach to his face to every single thing so it's really sad no so his last post his last post he's been posting a lot of like those picks where you can see his butt his waist more so but uh his last photo you could also tell that he got like his stomach done either like so liposucked that you can see like the abs or he got like abs i know there's like ab surgery because i've seen it on someone

and it just it makes you really really sad like and that's why i hate on it and that's why i hate on kiley because look what this can cause like what kind of kind of ripple effect like that the people around her basically getting like her body or and that's only on a small scale like imagine all the people that follow her on Instagram that want to look like so that's why when I post it like that and I say that's fake it's for people to know and not be jealous and not think that it's like achievable like yeah she has 100% had tummy tuck a lore with that fat probably transferred her ass because when she puts up those you know selfie video in the mirror where you see her butt,

but you see how tiny her waist is. That's not normal, you guys. It's not normal. And I think not in a hating way, but I think it's really important for people to know that. It's not real, yeah. That it's not real. But Courtney posted this photo and someone asked when keeping up is coming back

and she said like March 2020 or like April 2020. Yeah, I saw that. She's on it. She's on it. Oh, no, but I think she's going to be less on it. Yeah. No, I never thought the Kardashians weren't happening again. of course they're happening.

They're going to happen forever. No, but that she was like stepping back a little bit. She might actually step back. Yeah, maybe we won't see her as much, but she's still on it. Can we talk for a second about Miley's like nipples? I didn't see that. Can you show me? I didn't see.

What? I can't. Like she sometimes she goes on like. Wait, I have to see. I have to see. First of all, this is the second one she's doing. this was the first let me see oh wait did they delete it see that's why maybe i didn't they didn't oh okay this was the first so it's like a string of photos of her walking yeah and then her hard

nipple oh oh wow oh wow that's like a moving nipple oh wow that's a hard ass nipple can i just say something are you into the nip no but she is so strong looking like she could fuck me up she's so she her arms are crazy her nipple could poke out your eye her nipple could like Like, yeah. I said on my story that like either it's freezing or she's like breastfeeding because like how it doesn't my nipple is like not that. Wait, but she posted it like on purpose. Like, wait, of course she fucking posted it.

That's what I'm saying. It's like, ha ha. How did it? But then she did it again. Let me see. But then she did it again. So this is her like in a fitting room. Yeah.

Where's a nipple? Oh, there's a nipple. Let me see. Again, hard is a heart is a, I don't know. Heart is a what? Oh, there it is. There it is. I mean, it's nice that it stands up like that.

What, the nipple or the boob? The boob and the nipple. The nipple. I'd be deep. You want a standing up all the time nipple? No, no. But, like, maybe it's because, like, I don't know. Listen, I don't know.

It's not such a bad looking nipple. No, it's really not bad. I'm just wondering how cold it is or like. No, it's just so crazy. It's like a mom nipple, though. Yeah. Well, yeah. I don't know.

Listen. she's brolic Look at her She is And she's still with Cody For anyone Wondering They haven't posted

Pictures or stories In the while But they were seen Like the other day She looks so good And free the nip You know I think that's the point

Free the nip Miley She's into that It's really funny Because she goes through phases Where she doesn't post for weeks And then like suddenly It's like a thousand photos At once

No but also a thousand But also like Throwbacks galore Yeah What's going on? Oh you know we forgot to talk about? Seasons?

No. Oh. That Victoria F. apologized for the love white Marlins show. Yeah, and her publicist wrote that like really PC apology. But why did she apologize like six months later? I don't know. Maybe because like it's like it took a while to form that response and like maybe she didn't

have a publicist until like two weeks ago. I don't know. But like that publicist wrote this very nice thing and she posted it. She copy pasted her. publicist sent to her. Can you stop saying publicists are adding? No, because like it's like so clearly not something. She didn't write that. She didn't write that. I think it's weird to respond to something months later. I know, but she probably just got like Justin Timberlake who like by the way like you can't. Maybe Jessica Biel like forgets like I will never forget. I actually like every time I see his face like that's what I think about. Yeah. That's it. It's so crazy. This image is like ruined. That's like when you're younger and you fight with like your boyfriend and then you don't want to tell your friends. or mom or parents because they'll never forget. Yeah. Like that's it for JT.

like he announced some tour and I was like, whatever. Like legit over you. No, I just saw his Valentine's Day thing and it like made me want to vomit. Exactly. Okay, guys, on that note, I'm going to go take a nap. You don't want to say how perfect Haley Bieber is? I already did it on my solo pod. Oh, you did?

Yeah. I watched all the episodes. She's such an angel. She's an angel And like By the way So beautiful without makeup By the way

So perfect By the way Like I feel like Just Accepts all of who he is Takes care of him Put him in his little Hyperbolic

Like oxygen machine So cute Zips him up Like gives him his medicine Like She's always there also She's there every step of the way In his studio

Like She's just I feel like she's so committed to him And he's so like relatable in what he was saying and it was like you know we didn't I I was wrong when I said it was only going to be like four episodes oh were you I really was but in the second part of this series like you really get to see like what he's dealing with and who he is and it makes sense and everything that we've seen from him in

the past couple of years you know what that he was like on drugs that it like he was like I break out because what did he say there's like a reason he gets I don't see that oh his Lyme disease. He said like, you know, like I get a lot of acne because of the Lyme disease and, you know, he's taking so many medications and it causes a lot of like other mental health issues, the Lyme disease. So it was really, really interesting to see. And I really feel for him and Haley's an angel on earth. Yeah. So I'm happy that he at least has that and that he's, you know, getting all, I'm getting so many messages. Like literally they go like, this. Amanda, there's a new reality TV show on Netflix called Love is Blind. Would love to see her commentary on it. You guys don't know how many people, how many messages I got about that? Wait, so we have to watch this, no? Love is Blind.

It's hosted by Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lechay, I guess. Stop. I didn't see it on my Netflix, though. So many people want me to comment on it. Excuse me. So we got to watch. Yeah. We got a watch. Look at a Watts. Okay, guys. Thank you

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