Not Skinny But Not Fat - Bachelorette Recap and Maxgate

Episode Date: October 20, 2020

The most dramatic season yet of the bachelorette is here! Ok but really this time? A 39 year old bachelorette, leaving mid season, only to be replaced by a new bachelorette!? Damn. This should be good! Sistager joins me to recap the first episode as well as discuss Demi Lovato’s crazy ex fiancé, Max, whom I’m obviously spiraling about! We also talk about Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae’s bizarre friendship and trip to NYC which I’m obviously V jel of, as well as some new Hollywood couples. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.ca slash Wondery. That's audible.ca slash Wondery. The following podcast is a dear media production. This is Not Skinny, but Not Fat, and I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps, and anything happening in Hollywood right now. that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny, but not fat. Wish me luck today, you guys, because I'm joined by my sister Ariel.

Some of you may know her. Others are lucky and don't. That's me. But it was really important for you to come on today. Wait, I need to, like, face you. So we can discuss important things such as the premiere of The Bachelorette. Wait, so you got like a microphone stand and now you're holding the 20 pound microphone. I'm tossing it like like when performers are on stage and they like toss the mic sound.

That's what I'm doing right now. Are you all drunk a little bit. I haven't been drunk in so long. I had three glasses of wine and I'm really done so. That's kind of lame. And you know, like should we tell the story about how you didn't. give a shit about, like, me being kidnapped in the cab tonight. So my mom is over.

Oh, my mom's here. So my mom's here. Mom, everyone would love for you to be on the pod. Okay, she said. So Ariel has always been kind of like the family. Drunk. I was going to say idiot. Oh, okay.

I mean, she's smart, but she can make really bad decisions. Like the situation I'm about to tell you just happened and she's 27. years old. So we're on the phone with her. She's kind of drunk. She's like, I'm looking for my cab. Oh, my God, we're in that. And then she gets in the cab. And she's like, oh, this isn't the number it says. Oh, this isn't the address that it says. Okay.

Bye guys. Legit. My mom thought you were going to die. My mom, she almost died. But hold on. So then Amanda's like sending your location. So I really get on it, like a responsible person. I send her my location. I'm like, I got in the right cab. Don't worry. but here's my location.

I check 10 minutes later. Amanda has not been online WhatsApp to check where I am. Like we gave up. No, I calmed down once you were like, I called her. She hung up on my mom after we hear the cab driver being like, do anyone like saying the wrong address? Heard her saying it's not the license plate that says on her app. And she's like, okay, bye guys.

And my mom almost died. So I called you back and I was like, Arreal, what the fuck? And then when you, and I was like, seven in your live location. but then when you said you fucking put in the wrong address because you're a drunk, then I calmed down. I was like, it's not his fault.

It's your fault. Wait, and then mom calls me again. And she's like, Ariel, where are you? And I was like, I sent Amanda my live location.

She's like, oh, you did? Amanda didn't even bother to like check again. Well, because we had to change Noah's poopy diaper. Yeah, okay.

So nobody cared about me. So then I went on and sent my location to somebody else. Yeah. A person who cares. Yeah. And they could track me. Can I just tell you guys that I used to be very scared of cabs and getting in with cab drivers that I had this.

idea, don't copy me, of inventing like an all-women driver. We came up with it when we were in Miami to come up with like a don't copy it. Oh my God, copyright, Amanda. Copyright. But it's such a good idea because women don't feel so safe with male drivers. So to come like to start like a women's cab driver company where it's only, you can only get women. And then you don't have to be scared to be kidnapped and raped.

Genius. It's so genius. Genius. I don't know how it doesn't exist. When I get a woman on Uber, I'm like, yes. like it's just so fun to like not have to worry pray to get a woman i mean it rarely happens it rarely happens and you just pray but today like felt good with my no so so i got over the the fear that i had but but definitely always check the fucking license plate and that the address is right and i always send

has live location but also do you know that in the apps there's like the security thing that if you feel unsafe you can like click i didn't know that is okay yeah but i was in a via okay on the fdr Did you feel unsafe? No, but I accidentally clicked the thing. And what happened? Nothing. Oh. Nothing.

I was like, I'm like sitting in the via. I imagine right. I click this thing that's like, help me. I think it's like help me. And I'm like, I start looking around and I'm like, where are the ambulances? Where are the sirens? Nothing. Like, what do you think happened?

Like, I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, we have a lot to talk about today. First and foremost is the bachelette. my mom is actually just like baby talking to Noah right now. Yeah, you have to be quiet. She doesn't get the vibe. Yeah, you just have to not say a word.

Great. So the Bachelorette last night. I kind of have no words. Like Claire is a savage. She's kind of a vibe. You wouldn't know it because her face does not move. It doesn't move. It looks really good for like a porcelain face statue.

I remember Yuval asking, I guess my boyfriend. asking what you hate when I mention it. No, mention it. Don't be just weird about it. So I remember my boyfriend, I'm really weird about it. I just don't know how to say that. So my boyfriend asking, he's like, why do you guys always pay attention to that? And I'm like, that's the only thing I see.

I just see her crying. Yeah. And I can't see her face moving. And it bothers me. I'm bothered. But it doesn't bother me that much because, like, we know 23 year olds that do it. So I got a DM from one of my followers that was like, she's only 39 and she has all this work. I'm like, okay, of course it's only.

39. 39 is young, but we have 23-year-olds. Have you seen Cassie Randolph lately? Have you seen Hannah Ann lately? No, you haven't seen Hannah Ann because she has a brand new, fillered out face that you wouldn't recognize. I know. So of course it's not a big deal of a 30, she's practically like, has a stamp of approval to get fillers and Botox at 39. I know, but it's just hard to watch a face that's crying. That has not made a facial expression. You need some expression. Especially like actors and shit. Like they have. have to get they have to have expression they can't not they they are like summoned not to get there's summoned like they can't yeah there's no way they can't yeah that's why i was surprised that la la is

an actor but she's not really she's like an extra one movie no but she i think they put up i remember when randall put up her like being in a movie and i all i saw were her like giant lips and all the shit. And I was like, like, how can Lala's face be? It can't be the main attraction. Like, it's just an extra. Even though I mean, even Jen Annison in the morning show, there was some stuff going on. But her wrinkles still came through. You mean her facial movements, not wrinkles. That's what I meant. I'm sorry. Oh my God. Can I really tell you guys something funny? What's funny? Amanda. Oh my God. You're reading Instagram. Oh, what's happening? No, it's not. That's so cute.

It's happening. So I told you, our family friend sent me a message. Oh, my God. Noah is so beautiful. Congratulations, Amanda. You'll be such an incredible mom. And Noah's 10 weeks today. Yeah.

So I thought it was funny that he sent it like 10 weeks late. Yeah. So I wrote back to him and he's funny. So I was like, oh, thank you so much. He's almost off to college, which I thought was such a funny dad joke. And he said, yo, dying. So it was a success. I can't.

But he said, I asked my mom for a number like 10 times. because I have your old number. I've been texting for like two years. Aww. Oh my God. He sent me a screenshot that he sent me a congratulations on my pregnancy in April. Stop. Oh, my God, just found out you're pregnant.

That's amazing and you look great. My IG account got deactivated, but my cousin just told me the news so happy for you. Who's his cousin that told him the news? Brineer Raleigh. Oh. His cousins. People follow me.

No, I didn't know. I forgot about the cousins. I'm on the internet. Okay. Okay. Anyway, so back to the Bachelorette. This was very important. Clearly for Intingra.

A, the Noah's 10 weeks. Yeah. And B, that he's been texting your old number. No, I don't care about that anymore. Oh, see. I'm saying that Noah's 10 weeks today. Oh, I know.

Happy birthday, Noah. No, but it's really crazy because it's so confusing with the weeks and months. And I asked my followers. Mom, now is not the time to play catch with Leo. No, he's, and he's annoying, though. She has a throat to him on the couch. Can you not interrupt the podcast? Sorry. Now I remember why you were fired. It's all coming back to me. It's really all coming back to me. Mommy, it's all coming back to me. I am fired and rehired as you need. Literally, you text me earlier today and you're like, come on the pot. I'm like, of course. Is 9 p.m. okay? And you're like, sure. I ask you what time is okay. Well, who else would you? Who else is the boss here?

You're the boss? I don't do that. I've been asking you for. I've been asking you for. days about doing it today. You cried to me. You were like, wait, there's going to be the Bachelorette and we won't be to talk about on the podcast. Yeah. So here your wish has come true. So let's talk about the bachelor. Okay. So we've been waiting for this season. It's been much fucking talked about. It's weird to me. They usually spoilers are such a thing. We're like, if you want to know spoilers, you have to read reality, Steve. I always stay away from it. You always read it. This time, the whole world got word of the spoilers, which were, and it's not a spoiler really that Claire leaves the bachelor leaves the show after like two weeks

she falls in love with probably Dale that's who everyone thinks it is and that tasha becomes a new bachelette now the world knows this it was even announced yeah like it was announced by the bachelette like they put tasha's picture a that's a little weird to go into the season knowing kind of what what goes down because that never happens unless again you decide why are you having this like half smart no i'm agreeing with everything you're saying there's like a little weird smart going. No, I'm nodding and agreeing. So that never happens. Another thing that's weird, they're in a fucking hotel in Palm Springs in 100 degrees. Obviously, Corona's going on. They all had to get tested. And the first, it's so funny, I was so pissed last night because the first fucking 45 minutes

of the show was them getting like Corona tested. All they talked about was Corona. Like I don't care. And I feel like at one point you were even like, is this a three hour episode? Because I'm not that committed. And I was like, I got to. concern it's two hours but it was like the whole star was like oh i'm dealing with corona everybody's dealing with corona we're going to get tested corona no and then they were supposed to start and then they didn't start the show yeah and then i mean like it was nice but it was just such a waste of time because all we got to was like meeting some guys they didn't even show everybody i kind of like that though because don't i was so scared to watch it live i even lied because i'm i'm i always like

kind of, I, if you follow me, you know that like, I, I post as I go. So at the beginning of the day, I was like, I'm not watching it live. Like, no way. I'm watching it tomorrow where I can fast forward commercials cut to 8 p.m. Like a motherfucker watching it with commercials. I decided to watch it live because, A, it was two hours, not three. And I thought it was three hours. And I was like, first episode, let's kick this off right.

Yeah. So the first 45 minutes were it's so funny, though, you guys. because Claire has been on like a million things that I don't even know because it was so they went through Claire's history of like Claire was on a Bachelor in Paradise in 1992. Claire wasn't. The only thing they don't mention is her last appearance

on a Bachelor Winter Games which I fucking lamely watch where she, I don't know, got engaged to Benoit who was like a psycho obsessive and like that they don't mention. Even sadder Benoit posted yesterday yesterday morning before. before the premiere aired. He was like,

you guys are going to see a familiar Canadian tonight. Can't wait for tonight. No, I didn't see that. No, they cut him out. They cut him out.

He cut him out. He was expecting to be like shown. Yeah, he posted a thing. No, he filmed. Imagine he filmed, like he came in from Canada

to film and they cut him out. And they not only cut him out of like the scene he came to film, they cut out him existing. They didn't mention Bachelor Winter Games. They didn't mention

that Claire got a, He interviewed Benoit and then they cut it out. He put it up. Then after that, after the Bachelorette aired last night, he put up like a picture of him and Claire filming for the Bachelorette. Poor fucking Benoit. First of all, I watch Winter Games, me and three other people. He was a legit psychopath.

He was obsessed with Claire. What is happening in the world? My mom just left my house with my baby. No, I'm actually dying. Where'd you go? My mom was holding Noah and she just left the apartment. He's crying in the hallway. Anyway, so Benoit's freaking crazy and he legit put up in the AM.

First of all, it was weird that he was even supporting Claire because he was so obsessed with her proposal. Pretty sure she broke off their engagement. Then he's like supportive of her on the Bachelorette. It's like, you're going to see a familiar Canadian. Then not only do they not see the familiar Canadian, they also don't mention him in the resume. of Claire's life and he was her last fiance and probably like

her most serious one also their relationship they leave Bachelor Winter Games out they leave him entirely out he probably comes to America mid-COVID 19 probably quarantine for two weeks I can't even imagine

and then he's fucking cut out he's cut out completely for life of the story of everything as if he never existed Benoit never existed but it's really sad if he put up a boast about it and then he was

cut out. It's really sad. I feel bad. It's a little sad. And it's embarrassing a little bit. Like maybe wait until the episode air is before you know if you're like on the episode. I know, true. Like get with like I'm, you know, half an actor and I know that like scenes get cut.

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and it's just at Kinseel Elizabeth. I release new episodes every Thursday. So hope to see you there. Anyway, so we were talking about Claire's face. It doesn't move. Her men. There are some legit ones. Most of them are sucky.

Really? There's like one legit one. Oh, we like Blake. Everyone likes Blake. That's the only one we like. Do you see what I put up today? my story is that it says that he's like an animal something. Isn't he like a wildlife manager? Right. That's what it's nice. Nice. Yeah, babe. But did you not see what people DM me?

No, what they say. That he like works at like a pesticide company or something. Sure. He's normal then. No, he is normal. What I'm saying is the Bachelor franchise always like makes up titles. Oh, like it's a exaggerated. He's like a wildlife manager. He works at like a pesticide. Right. So then wildlife manager. And if you were our substitute teacher, you're a kindergarten school owner. Got it. Caitlin Bristow was a dance teacher and she, like, taught dance twice. Doesn't matter. Blake is going to be Blake after the bachelor and he's not going to be a pesticide manager anymore.

Wait, but do you know that there are two blakes and they're both Blake M? What the fuck? There's one Blake M that we like. Right. So there's the important Blake M and then there's like the Blake M no one cares about. He actually is supposedly broke the. rules, which Claire, uh, confirmed on the show to his face. She probably had to because it seemed kind of like forced for her to say. But she cried while saying it. Babe, she cried. We should

start a drinking game. Every time Claire cries. Every time Claire cries. Gride galore. She's just so excited be there, which is sweet. I also heard, remember I interviewed Ashley I? Yeah. So Ashley I was like, listen, I know Claire. Like she's not like that she's not looking for like, she's not looking for a Fat-Fit Fun sponsorship. Like, she is looking for love. Do you get what I'm saying? And I believe her. I feel like you see that because she's 39.

She's really not 23 anymore. She's not there to meet these guys and become an influencer. Like, I feel like she's already kind of had that. And right now, she's just actually looking for somebody she might be able to connect with. I mean, if that's her real house, which probably everyone listening is like, Amanda, you're pathetic piece of shit. That's obviously not her real house. It's not.

I don't know. Do they show real houses? Remember how all the family houses are, like, rented? But I feel like that's her real house. You feel, well, we remember when Arielle feels like something. I don't know. Listen, the house looked really cute, but with Bachelor World, we never know. Like, don't you remember when we found out that all the hometown houses are not their

real houses and everyone thought I was down because I thought it was their real houses? But they kept showing the same house over and over again, like five different times. It's not our house. Do you want to smack you across the head? Of course, if they, if they, if they, if they used a fake cat. House, what do you want them to use seven fake houses for one house? I want it to be her real house. Right, but I'm saying there's a big chance that it's not.

It's a Sacramento, California, and then it showed her cute little house. Right. It would be a fake house. Maybe it's a fake house. So I'm just wondering, if it's, what I'm saying is she's not, you know, living in a one bedroom and Weho trying to be a ring light influencer. She's definitely not trying to be an influencer. Meanwhile, I just got my ring light today.

And it makes it. but wait it makes it more believable that she's 39 she's looking for love they didn't grab this like straight off of college 22 year old who's looking to be an influencer right also she looks good she looks amazing she looks great and it's it's really refreshing to see in the bachelor nation like i know but babe we're gonna see we're gonna see her for for like i even thought it might even be one episode but but it looks like first of all i think the scenes to come were even better than the episode itself because I got goosebumps of what's to come.

She's a savage and even like when we saw there was like a little bit of a thing going on with what was his name? I don't even remember the name. Tyler C. And Yosef. Exactly. Vom and Vaugh. Good, good memory. Yeah.

So like Tyler C came forward and said there's always someone like that. But Claire literally like just like shut it down. She was like bring Tyler C here. She went to grab him. They both talked down. She was like, you guys need to have some shit to talk about. Tyler C, this is another reason you were fired.

You say shit and you don't explain. Tyler C. Came to Yosef and was like, I know you were DMing girls. Which I can never get like why that's bad. Yeah, he was DMing girls before he met Claire. Right. And so was Tyler C though, no? Like, didn't that come out?

Like, they were both damning girls. No. Okay. So Tyler C on yesterday's episodes comes up to Yosef and is like, I know that you were like DMing girls. Then he goes to Claire and Claire is like one second. No, no, no. Then Yusuf goes up to Claire because he's like, fuck, I don't want him to tell Claire. I want to tell Claire. So he goes up to Claire. And Claire is like, fuck the shit. Tahrsy, come here. Yous have come here. Hash it out. Bye. Like, we're nipping this thing in the butt, which is amazing. Because usually what happens is it drags on for episodes and episodes and episodes when there's a rivalry. And only at the end, the lead is like, let's sit down and do a two on one. Yeah. a.k.a. Both of you go home. I hate you both. So, so that was, that was amazing. That means, like, no time for bullshit, whatever. What happened with Tyler C is before the season started, the men came out. A lot of my followers were DMing me like T, like inside scoop. So one of them was that Tyler C was like DMing girls or something. So it's just funny that he was saying that Yusuf was. But obviously what makes Claire the most savage is the fact that Dale,

comes up with his tiny ears in the ear shamer. Who pointed out those ears? Listen, I'm afraid to be canceled. So I'm not going to be pointing out those ears if no one else is pointing out the ears. But then I got so many DMs about the ears. I was like, fine, the ears. His ears.

But aside from that, he's pretty perfect. No, he's perfect and he looks great. He's like a commercial. It was just so funny to suddenly like see his tiny little years. I was dying. Because he's probably giant. He's giant and then he has these like two-year-old ears and it's so funny. So tiny.

I can't. But would you rather really big like G-Pie ears or tiny ears on a dude? I literally don't care. It was just funny to see like midget ears. So Dale comes in. She's like, oh, taking it back. And she even like whispers to herself when he leaves. Like, I knew it.

People are weirded out by that. And she was like, I feel like, did you? she say? I feel like I'm going to marry that guy. No, she said, this is what she said. I remember. Yeah. She was like, I knew it. I feel like I just met my husband. And then she cries and hyperventilated. So people are concerned about that I knew it because they're thinking that maybe they talked before the show, like knew what? Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah. Wait. So did a lot of people DM you saying they knew that, I mean, like she is, but she had. But it has been, the theory has been debunked because. apparently they didn't talk. Well,

apparently Claire admitted to the fact that yes, when the season was supposed to go on, but then was canceled because of COVID, she did like cyberstock everyone, which we would all do. Of course. I would cyberstock everybody. Right.

So she probably knew that he, she knew who he was because she cyberstocked him. Right. But the only person she talked to apparently was Blake pesticide control. Best control. But it's so, no, but you know what? It really does show a lot that Blake wrote to her, even though he knew, he could be kicked off the show. I mean, first of all, first of all, what's going to happen is everyone loves Blake.

I'm getting messages up the wazoo. Girls are like sending him like wet pandas right now. And, right, of course. But and also, you saw him get really scared when she was like, you texted me. That was against the rules. And he's like, oh, shit. I'm about to be eliminated. Like, I can't do this.

So you saw he got really nervous, but he still went and did it. Yeah. But I feel like the fact that she outed him, she's really good at creating suspense because legit she was like, you did this against the rules. And she was like,

and I really, really liked it. You know what I mean? It was very like, I was like, what's happening? But anyway, he was definitely a standout. Dale was a standout.

Aside from that, I feel like nobody stood out. Such a bore. Which there was supposed to be a 40, one-year-old named Jeremy. I have Claire's men in my highlights on Instagram, so you can see all the men there. Didn't see them last night.

I know a lot of, when they announced the contestants, I don't know if this is new because of COVID, so only for these seasons, but not everyone that they announce is going to actually be in it. Either people that, like, I don't know, failed the COVID test or people that, I don't know, didn't abide by the rule. Something's happening this year where everyone that they announced,

you know, when they put it on Facebook, not everyone makes it through. But you need a certain amount of people in the house to... Right. So there are probably more and then they weed some out for some reason. Yeah, they're probably like... So again, another thing that's weird about this season is the promos literally showed Claire, like because of everything we know,

it's pretty obvious that they're showing that Claire wants to leave. Pretty obvious that they're showing that a new bachelorette is coming like in a limo, which we know is Tasia. So yeah, it's going to play out different But what's so interesting to me Is you know how every year They come in and they're like I came here for you

Like I would I would never want to be here It's because like I know you are here About like whoever the lead is Like as soon as I find out it was you It like Yeah Made my whole world turn around

Oh shut the fuck up Oh shut the fuck up You're all male fucking models Of course And then we're thinking I'm like What are they going to say to Tasha Right What are they going to say to Tisha?

Like came for like Claire never mind you yeah it's gonna be at least we're gonna get to like I want to see some upset people being like I came for Claire then I know I'll know it's the truth but I mean listen she's savage yes she's insane also like you don't see a person we're not in a fairy tale and say that's gonna that's my husband she had a feeling I mean well maybe on the bachelor bacheloretta makes more sense because legit you're supposed to marry one of them at the end? She left the Bachelor for Dale. Right. Those are the rumors. I know, but I want

to watch. I want to watch pretending that I don't know everything. But we all know. We all know that Claire left the bad Well, I don't think they're together. They're probably not together because she has bad judgment. Moreover. Moreover, I watched Dale. First of all, he's everywhere, you guys. I bought this diaper bag. He's the diaper bag model.

No, he's not. His dad-nate. Dagnate. Oh, my God. Dagnade Dover. Yeah. model. No, he's not. He's a model for so many things. He's such a good model, but um, do you think that Bachelor, like, sees that they're models everywhere and it's like, that's a good pick to be in the Bachelor. They're like, that person. Mad people are models. No, I know, but like, isn't that, like a red flag, like that they're coming on the Bachelor? He's like a, he's associated with, like,

the Special Olympics, which makes him sweet, you know? Yeah. But his Instagram bio says, hold on, it says like male model turned host what is he hosting oh no NFL athlete turned model and host special olympics global ambassador okay but what is he hosting maybe what is special olympics oh okay no i don't know oh i'm making that up so listen when you're a model and host you're probably not in the bachelorette for claire but that's what i'm saying that's what i was asking you they like see these models who's the other model that we saw. The one with the tattoos.

What's his name? Kenny? Kenny? Is that Kenny? I don't know. I hate him. No, but I'm saying. Boy band manager.

Yeah, boy band manager. No, you guys, boy band manager, a lot of you DM me, he manages this like cover band from Chicago dive bars, like vomitocious. Okay. That's great.

That's a great career to have. Go manage boy bands. But like, they don't see them. They're like, maybe he's not a great pick for the bachelor. Like, what do they think? He's coming for The Bachelor to find love with Claire. More than a model turned host.

Probably not. Even though, even though, even though Jordan Rogers was NFL. Jordan Rogers did not have model turned host on his Instagram profile. Okay, but he was NFL. He was. And his dream was to be a broadcasting sports person, which he is now. He was ex-NFL. he was not on the NFL

right but he Dale is also NFL turned model but Jordan Rogers didn't want to be a model so what did he want to find love they at they act do you think Carlton fucking psychostalker like again first of all

NFL people and their career is really fucking early no when they end their careers early it's a sign maybe when they end their careers early and then want to come on the bachelor it should be like a bachelor no no can we get a current NFL person and had a former NFL person. No, I put up this week. It's such a true meme.

You, I'm only 35. I have my whole life ahead of me. Sports broadcaster. Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle. So basically the bachelor folk that are dudes like that come on the bachelorette are all retired NFL players. You're like, what's your job now? Clayton. What was his name? Do you know what I'm talking about? I have no idea. Clayton. You don't know Clayton? Oh my God. He was with Angela.

Is his name not Clayton? Yes, it is. Clay! She's screaming and waking out of the baby. Not Clay. Also former, I'd be like, so what do you do now that you're former? Why were you fired? they just like NF they age out they age out yeah it's a very competitive like thing to be in yeah

but jordan rogers just going back to him because i love him everyone loves jordan and jojo he is making it happen and so is jojo and they're both hustling oh do you know that jojo is gonna take over for chris harrison because he like left the bubble so he couldn't come back to host so jojo's replaces him at some point in season as host yeah jojo jojo which is to suite of Chris Harrison because he left to bring his son to college. Oh, family man, Christy.

I think he's such a family man. I know. Proposed to Lauren Zima. He will. Give him time. He's 100. He's a hundred. He should get on it.

He's not in the 100. He's like 45. Nine. Whatever. Yeah. He's young. He's young, but Lauren Zima like get it.

I mean, she's a catch. She's a catch. Like, give Chris Harrison some time. Let's see how old Chris Harrison is. 49. I said 49. 55. 49!

He's 40 fucking 9. Who said it? Me, Amanda. You did. You did. I said 45. Fine. How old is Lauren Zima?

How old is Lauren Zima? I think like younger than me. No, she's not. Yeah, yeah. No, she's not. Stop, don't be mean. She's not. She 100% is younger than me.

Okay, let's see this. Lauren Zima. 33. Okay, great. Younger than you. She's like older than me. Well, she's my age. Yeah.

Anyway, so Chris left the bubble and Jojo takes over to host for him at some point, which is cute. I think she's a great host. They're both hustling. Yeah, but she can't do so many things. She's like a Kim Kardashian. She's like, this launch that lunch. I'm building a house. I'm not building house.

I'm living in Puerto Rico. I have a line in Etsy. I'm an Airbnb. Everywhere. I'm on HGTV. I'm like, who has time for all this shit? Home chef. Everywhere.

Everywhere. Everywhere. He's broadcasting. And also flipping house. says like where, where's the time for all this shit? She has really good taste. She really does. And just everyone loves her.

Anyway, so she's going to replace Chris at some point. Listen, the fact that it's filmed all on location, I'm D with. The fact that they're not traveling abroad, I'm D with. So really, I don't mind any of the COVID restrictions. This would honestly be my best bachelor to go on because I doubt that they're going bungee jumping and like skydiving. It's unnecessary. I really feel like this would be the time for me to go in if I wanted to go in. I feel like every time we talk about the bachelor, we talk about your potential going on.

And like, on the other hand, do you want to marry your boyfriend? So it's concerning. I just want to go on to just like experience it. You want to be an influencer? No, no. I couldn't be. I just want to experience it. I think Dale might be the only verified one.

By the way, Dale's verified you guys. That usually doesn't happen. They usually wait to verify the winner. Because he has, um, because he is an ex-N-FL. Yeah. Yeah. That's why. I forgot what he was for a second.

But yeah, because he's an ex-N-FL, that's why. All NFL players are kind of verified. They are verified. Anything else about The Bachelorette? I'm just so excited to see Claire's season rollout and so not excited to see Tasia take over, to be honest. Oh my God. Hater.

No, I'm not hating on Tasia. I just think that like, it was so nice to like have somebody. like refreshing takeover the Bachelorette like you know Hannah Hannah was 23 but I kind of believe that Tasia I mean wait you know what makes Tasia less credible to me all of a sudden what remember who she was with on Bachelor in Paradise John Paul Jones no but think about it the last few Blachler seasons wait does that not make her less credible a little bit for real day JPJ I mean I was kind of into JPM you're not any you're not into him anymore no you were You're into for jokesies.

For jokesies. Everyone was intent for jokesies and not for realsies. Right. But think about it. The last few bachelor seasons, Ari, like, broke up with Becca that didn't end well. Yeah, but he's with Lauren. Yeah, I know. But think about how it ended. Who they proposed to.

Okay. Colton, like, literally had to force Cassie's. Has a restraining order against him. Now they have a restraining order. He hasn't been active in so long. I feel so bad for him, to be honest. I know. But, again, remember we don't feel bad for, like, psycho.

stalkers. I have a heart for them. I really feel bad for them. I mean, he put a tracker on her car. I know, but he was desperate. Desperate time. It's called for desperate measures. My God, he hasn't. It's so crazy when these people flip and, like, do something crazy. Like, they're not allowed on Instagram by their, like, management. Why would you want to be on Instagram? It's a toxic place when you do something like that. I wouldn't be able to stay away for so long, but no one, no one's managing me. Good for you. I'm saying I would, I'm not managed. I would ban you. I would take away your phone. I'd manage you.

His last post was August 21st. Good. Like he should be. Just like sad looking at the water pondering life. Cassie fucked up his life. Yeah. You know why? She took his virginity.

And then you have Hannah Brown. Sorry. And that didn't end well. So like I kind of was looking forward to Claire. Somebody more mature who's going to take this series. He was going to want to find... Wait, did you see that Hannah Brown started a YouTube channel

and she brought on Tyler's scene? Yeah, I watched it all. I watched it all. You did? Yeah, I watched all 17 minutes of it. Shut the fuck up, you giant loser. Why? Because I had to hear what they had to say.

But I would have told you. But did you watch all 17 minutes? No, I listened to the important part, which was that his mom loved Hannah. Yeah. And it's so funny when he's telling it, he's like, for some reason. I don't know why my mom loved Hannah.

It's so weird. She really liked Hannah. And I would be like, shut the fuck up because I'm amazing. But she didn't. And his mom passed away really, really sadly. And that's why he reached out to her and was like, and I guess they had like unfinished business or like maybe kind of beef.

So she came to hang out. But nothing sexual there. But no, but then they were weird about it. And they were like, we're figuring it out. We're hanging out. You didn't see that. No. Okay.

So maybe you should watch all 17 minutes of it. Wait. So what are they figuring out? They were like, they said like we slept in the same bed and nothing happened for this long. And now they said, oh, we're just friends. We're having fun. We're figuring it out. Like they said something weird that left it off.

They left it like come back for the second YouTube installment. Maybe. Yeah. Listen, I can't really get down with Hannah B and this is why. So even though she did put up a post on World Mental Health Day about how like she seems perky and she's not always and it's not for real and she struggled and apparently with like depression maybe anxiety. Don't love it.

But I'm saying like feel for her. But like I can't get then with the like. I need a little bit of sadness to a person to, like, look up to them. You need them to be sad for you to like... I can't, like, be watching, like, cheerleaders all day, you know? But she doesn't post a lot of personal shit, which is maybe on purpose. She doesn't post a lot of personal shit. She just posts, like, whatever she wants to post happy shit.

Yeah. Which is on purpose. And you know what? I changed my mind about The Bachelor. And I'm excited for Tasha. Okay. That was a quick change of heart. I changed my mind.

mind. I'm excited about it all. Listen, all you people that are like not going to watch it, just watch it. I mean, it's TV. It's TV. It's good. You'll want to know it's like part of pop culture. It's a huge thing. Just, you know, spend two hours or an hour and a half recorded. So you know what I'm talking about. And it will be. And the most. Oh, and dramatic season yet. Yes. But listen, the Bachelorette and the whole franchise literally like is just part of pop culture now. Like, all of a sudden, Tyler C. dating G. G. Hadid. Everything's intertwined now. It's not Ryan and Trista from a thousand years ago that no one knew them, unless you were watching The Bachelor. Everyone knows these people and you don't want to be a loser

who doesn't. But I just feel like this season's boys are just not going to be... Babe, we're always like, oh, so gross of this or that, and then we'll get into it. We'll like some of them. Oh, whatever. Probably not a lot of them. No. But we like Blake. We're into Dale.

The whole world is into Blake now, you said. I know. So we're not the only ones that are into Blake. I know. But we'll see. We'll get to know. We like Dale. He's cute.

He's perfect looking. It was a thing that weirded me out when she went to kiss him and he was like, he kind of stopped him and was like, so many people, I feel like I saw on Instagram where like it looked like he was about to pull away. No, so I'm saying he did kind of pull away and he was like, I'm nervous or something. Maybe he didn't want to kiss her. Maybe, I don't know. Are you really nervous?

do not pick up girls, like, left and right? Right, can't be. I mean, maybe in front of the cameras, it is weird and she's used to it. That could be a thing. Oh, my God, if I was in front of the cameras trying to kiss somebody. Listen, I have an issue that when I watch these shows,

I'm looking at the kiss so intricately. Like, I'll see, like, the tiniest pieces of saliva in the back of your mouth. Like, I am looking. Which bachelorette did we see that she was, like, tongueing her us? Everywhere. Becca and Ari.

Becca and Ari? Becca who birthed in a pool in her. house. Oh, yes, yes. Shoot, they were tonguing. Oh, my God. But he's the kissing bandit. Oh, my.

He is. He is. He is. That's what's his name. Yeah. Anyway, there are other really important celeb topics I want to discuss. If you follow me on Instagram,

which you should, and you probably do. Demi Levato was engaged to Andrew Koonanan. Real life Andrew Kunan. Max, I don't even know how to say his last name.

I think it's Eric. I was going to say something embarrassing. Were you going to say it in like Hebrew? I was going to be like, Enlach. No, it's Max. Eric. But I think I heard that it was El Rick. Like, maybe he's also his relay.

That's what I said, Enflch. He probably changed it. Listen, he's been editing his Wikipedia. of the wazoo. Wait, he's been editing it. I think, I think, no,

you guys, I feel really bad for him. He's spiraling. Basically, a few months ago, Demi Lovato was on an Instagram live and accidentally walks by her new boyfriend. We're all like,

oh my God, Demi Lovato's boyfriend. What do you mean? She accidentally walked by him? He did. Oh, that's how we found out about Max months ago. Okay.

Demi Lovato was doing a live. She was like on a piano or something. All of a sudden, this man walks behind her. Everyone's like, Demi has a new boyfriend. Flash forward to him being a psycho now, we're all realizing, was he really accidentally walking behind her in the live? Or did he want to be known and not be like hidden by Demi? So anyway, he proposes to her really weird after months. I mean,

she was dating Wilmer Valdorama for years upon years. They don't get engaged. All of a sudden, you're dating this dude that no one knows about for a few months. All of a sudden, they're engaged, whatever we're all happy for her. She's healthy. apparently she's sober. That's all we care about, right? Flash forward to, you know, a few weeks ago, I can't believe he only entered my life a few weeks ago, but that it was all over the tabloids that they broke up. But he tried to pull a creshell and say that he didn't even know about it and he found out through like the media. Then he starts spiraling on social media galore. He was putting up the craziest shit, which I shared most of it on Instagram. I don't even know

how to like repeat the shit that he wrote like he was comparing his relationship with demi to ariana and p davidson he was saying that scooter brown orchestrated this whole thing for publicity he was telling people not to geoffrey epstein him he was literally he did lives of the worst acting i've seen in my life like i just i loved her you know and like it was like it was out of a bad mood and he's a bad actor he was on a soap opera and like no one knows him. He doesn't really have 1.6 million followers. There are all these fan accounts that were sure

that he created for himself. They're all like Max Brazil, Max Israel. Who in Israel has a fan page for Max? I'd have a fan page in Israel before Max has. He's creating all these fan accounts for himself, commenting on his photos, doing edits of him and Selena because he's obsessed with Selena. Oh, so another thing I forgot to say was that

There was a lot circulating about why maybe Demi broke up with him because a lot was coming to light that he's actually like a fame stalker and he was commenting on celebrities' photos like even before Demi, like about Selena, my wife, Ariana Grande, all this shit. So he's a clout chaser, it's called. Now, I just want to say that I have sources because he went to a school in NYC with people that I know that told me that he's always been a cloud chaser.

He was obsessed with fame since high school. And that he has dated mostly dudes and is interested in mostly dudes. Could be that he's by. But I'm just saying that all sounds like he was using our demi and is now either really spinning because his dream came to an end of becoming super, super famous. Or he's actually a psycho. Well, I'm very passionate about this. You really are. I've kind of been concerned about you for the last few weeks spinning about Max.

But I feel like, like, he just needs some help. Like, I really do feel like, I feel bad for him. And I think he is probably cloud chasing and who knows what he is. But at the end of the day, it's a person that is seeking attention. Oh, my God. And that needs help. Yeah. If he's faking it or if he's not, either way he, like, needs help.

Because if he is like, he made the fan accounts, I can't see a world in which, like, I'm getting messages from followers being like, we don't know him in Brazil. And like German followers, like, because there's like, Max Germany, we love you, Germany. And they're like, I was going to do a German accent. And, like, the Israel group, it's like a lot of my followers,

because he reposts them. And they're all writing in English. So then it's like, why wouldn't they be writing? writing in Hebrew. So who are these, like who, who's writing in? He is. He's creating, why would, like, Demi Lovato doesn't have that many fan accounts as he's pretending to have.

Do you get what I'm saying? But, so this is what I'm trying to say, like, this guy who's creating his own fan accounts who's, like, you're spinning about. Yeah. Like, there's no, like, he's creating his own fan accounts. Yeah. He's clearly seeking attention. He needs help.

Poor dude. Demi has the upper hand here. Like, she's going to be fine. Wait, did you see him going to the beach where he proposed and sulking for the cameras? Yes. This guy needs help. He needs help. Poor dude.

Poor dude. So it's either that he was actually obsessed with Demi and like whatever or that he was so close to touching like real fame. And it got taken away from him. He legit doesn't give a shit about Demi. He went to the beach to be like, like pictured by the paparazzi. You guys, I can't deal. Like, I'm sorry, if he needs help, then it's horrible of me.

But he's the one putting it out there. You know, he's the one writing things like, Dmitria, I loved you. It's like, she's like, no one calls me Dmitria. Like, did she say that? No, but she put up, I put this up today because she came out with a new song. She's getting hate on it because it's against our president, basically. So she's getting a little bit of hate. And it was funny because somebody wrote like you're ostracizing like your fans that don't feel the same way about you, the same way that you do about our president.

And they wrote the end, I really hope this doesn't ruin your career, Demetria. And she wrote, I also don't know when or where people decide to start calling me Demetria. But unless you are, and then she tagged Max, who's, I think, her bodyguard, literally no one calls me Demetria. And if you do, you're trying hard. So calm down. And he called her Dimitria and hit one of his story rants. Like, I love you, Demetria. So, I mean, there you are.

Like, can you stop spinning about this? No, if he keeps giving me content. But I just feel bad for him. I just want him to, like, get better. He should thank me. Ooh, his followers are going down. It was 1.6. What is it now?

1.55. But you know what else is crazy? They both use this, like, same filter. What filter? I don't know. It's like with borders. Him and Demi? Him and Demi.

But also like what's wrong with Demi that she agreed to marry this guy and didn't see the signs? Because she's also been... She should have married Wilmer. I know. Isn't Wilmer like engaged now? Yeah. Yeah, Wilmer moved on.

Because maybe after so many years of her being an addict and everything he was there for her and he like wanted, maybe he just like, I don't know. We don't know what happened. But Wilmer and Demi were definitely a vibe. And I think that maybe after that and she was with Max and maybe like maybe she did believe him. But that was very short.

Like what was it? How many months? A couple months? It didn't take very long. No. And even their whole relationship was very photographed. She was going to Nobu, which we get it. Nobu.

Don't you want to go to Nobu next time you're in California? I kind of can't believe I didn't go to Nobu. I would camp out at Nobu. Like I literally just like Park in the parking lot Just wait for people to walk in It's so lame It's so lame though

I don't give a shit Does that mean I get to see Kendall Jenner and Courtney Kardashian I'll wait there Can we talk about Courtney Kardashian Prancing around my city With Addie You don't live in this city

Yeah but we don't go anywhere We don't leave the house Like this is not your city Wait Fransing around my city Going to Carbone My downstairs restaurant.

The place you've been to once. Going to Bar Pitti, my diner. It hurts. No, because if she's in L.A., I can handle it, but she's, I was smelling her. You were.

I was smelling her. How sweet was Yaron who was like, my husband was literally like, let's go find her for you. And I was like, thank you for not judging my obsession. I think it was like his way of saying like maybe let's leave the house for a second. Are you all relax? I go out once a week and I have a fucking 10 week year old baby.

You're right. You go out two blocks away. To a restaurant? Okay, maybe 10 blocks away. Excuse me? I went, I went farther than that. Where did we go last week? I don't remember.

I don't remember. Hellstone. That's more than 10 blocks away. Sorry, 20. Where are you prancing around? Nowhere. I don't have a problem. You left the house.

are the first time today in eight months it's true okay so she's on a high high i am but anyway corny and addison in new york i'm i'm being honest right now it i felt it because i was like they're here it makes it more real it really i feel like when you're in the same time zone yeah it's like what are they doing right now it's 8 p.m where are they like and place like obviously i know malibu like um nobu and Malibu and I know Craigs and where the famous people go, but, like, I know I've only been to Carbone once and BarPT once, but it's really hard to get reservations to Carbone and BarPT. It's really nice in the summer. But it's like, I know, you know, it's like, I don't know, I just felt it.

And then, and then, I mean, listen, it's one of those things I was spinning about Corny and Addison. I can't spin no more, you know? I know. I don't, I'm not getting the answers. She's hanging out with a 20-year-old. someone half her age. They're obviously like,

she's never been this close to anyone. Even Steph Shep. Steph Shep who she calls wifey has, they've never been this close. No. She posted Steph Shep like on birthdays or like a wifie post once in six months and they were mad close. Larsa, was she posting Larsa of the wazoo?

Was she sharing shoes with Larsa? Like she's sharing with Addy. Is she taking, was she taking Steph Shep on business trips? Because Courtney obviously came here for. business because she was advertising some new spot and Addison because I was like, okay, maybe Addison's advertising the same thing. She wasn't. Addison didn't get the same campaign or whatever the fuck. So she literally just took Addie on a business trip exchanging shoes, matching dresses at

night. Something is going like. Wait, what matching dresses? The way in the black dress? That wasn't matching. Babe, they're matching all the time though. What was the matching though? No, I'm pretty sure that she was wearing white and she was wearing black. It seemed like the same vibe. No, they weren't match it. And they're both wearing those like, yeah, that I saw. Yeah. But so this is like my. And Addison seems super sweet by the way. I don't want to hate it. She seems like such a nice. I saw that she responds to all her comments by the way. She seems

like a sweetheart. Really? Really does. Yeah. She made a TikTok in July of 20. No, it was 2019. I exaggerated to make people think it was 2020. I know. I know July 2019, which was a year ago. Yeah. She's just turned 20 and my question is like my big question is how do these two just hang out as if they're best friends so my only question is like 20 year old 40 year old how how how listen I could see my she's being just as dumb as I am now in 10 years yeah of course but she's closer to age but I was dumber 10 years ago.

Do you get what I'm saying? But she's closer. My mom is not believing. No, but do you get what I mean? At 20, I was really an idiot. Today, less of an idiot. In 10 years, I could still be kind of the idiot that I am today. For sure.

I was definitely at 20, like a fucking idiot. But wait, what are you now? Like, less of an idiot. Yeah. No, what I'm saying is when I was 20, I can't even fathom. But she was an idiot I was mommy Yeah

There's no hiding that Mommy I was in college still I wasn't like I wasn't like the woman I am today Oh That's what I'm saying So I'm saying In what I mean mom

Because I'm trying to add some humor And lightness to this conversation Is today I'm 32 right So I'm silly and I'm still like whatever So I can see myself at 40 I am Hi what's up At 40, I could see myself being the same as I am today.

But at 20, I wasn't the same as I am today. Is that, do you get that? Yeah. Okay. So I was trying to just spice it up a little bit. But that's what I'm saying. So when you're 20, you're 20. Like, you're still super young.

You're still, she just, she was TikToking. She was living in a TikTok house. Courtney is 40. She just turned. She just turned. She just turned from a teen to a 20 year old. Yeah, she just turned. She's not legal to drink.

she's not legal to drink so i just like this is where i just like my mind blows up it's like there's young there are younger Kardashians to like bond with we were talking about she didn't bond or kiley who are younger who had like be like more understanding of but with kortney who's actually the oldest kardashian who's actually the oldest kardashian and as much as of a by of as much as Courtney is a vibe. She's a mother of three. Let's not forget that. And she's such a vibe.

She, who's always like my kids, my kids, meanwhile, you're prancing around with Addy. And Addy seems like such a sweetheart. But how are you best friends with Addy? Is this a lasting, is it a lasting relationship? What's so absurd. Isn't that they're friends, right? If they were friends and she was like,

oh, I met Addison, the girl from TikTok, she's lovely. I invited her to dinner with my family and Mason and we all love her. We wouldn't judge that. No. We're judging the twinning. We're judging. They don't leave each other. Right.

We're doing like two months already. Right. They're literally sleeping over. We're judging the intensity. We're not judging the fact that she's 19. Addison's like a daughter to me. Like something more. But like to be like added.

She would rather die than fucking say that. But like she's hanging out with Harry and Addison, who are both 20-year-olds and more so at that. Yes, we know that Corny loves young people. She's always hanging out with Kendall's friends. She crossed the line when she started literally being best friends with a teenager. Yeah.

When is the line? When is it a little, is there a double standard where we wouldn't judge it if it was a man dating a woman? I would judge it. Because you guys. If there was a 40-year-old dating a 19-19-old. When Scott was dating Sophia. We judged.

I, not that I judge, but I was just like, it took a long time to get used to the idea. But now it's not even on a dating level. But A, Sophia is actually 19, but Scott was like 36. And again, we're saying the difference here is, oh, and I didn't, we were kind of shipping Quirney and Yun's, remember? We were shipping Quirney and we were, D with it. Yeah. I was D. So don't come at us for double standards because Yun's was also like a baby.

Yeah. The weird thing about Addison. is how she came out of fucking nowhere and went to like living with Courtney and then being inseparable. And of course we're going to fucking question that. There are so many things

that I'm fucking passionate about. I could keep talking about Courtney and Addison for days on end. This is like this is more interesting to me than like you're spinning about Max. Oh, you're not into the Macs. Really not into it.

Oh, I apologize. I do want to take a minute here to say something really important, which is that clips are back. Is that what you wanted to say? Yeah. And also that I like has, have been wearing clips for longer than like. Oh, you want to take on the clip trend.

Yeah. You want to take. You're going to see fucking clips everywhere now. Because of you. No. Oh. I was onto it before I got cool. I was putting it on my fucking head a year ago.

So you just want to make it known that you were on to it before I got cool. So everybody knows. So now HB has it. Next you're going to see it at Sephora. You're going to see it fucking. You're going to see it on every model. You're going to see it on zero models. You're going to see it everywhere.

Remember. Everybody remember that Amanda was into clips before. Remember? I think I have the clip on my podcast cover. I don't need proof that you're into clips. You know. Here's a clip right here. I know I know.

I can't believe you put that on your list of like podcast mentions. There's another thing I want to say that annoys me on Instagram. Have you been seeing the comments? the people write, like, let's say, I put up a picture of me in a clip. So then you would comment, it's the clip for me. I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, so I hate it. What are you, what do you hate?

It's the, um, for me. It's a new trend that people are saying. Like, let's say you put up a picture of you and your boyfriend kissing and there's a sunset. I would write like, it's the sunset for me. I've never heard of that. Okay, because obviously you're not on social. Like, I'd be concerned of him. I noticed that on social.

Okay. Do you want to talk about Dominic West and Lily James? I have no idea who they are. Like when you put a story up about that, I was like, wait, so who is this person? And is he cheating on his wife? Dominic West is from the show The Wire, I think, but also the show The Affair, which is really funny and just crazy. Because basically he was seen in Rome with his co-star, Lily James, also an actress.

I don't think I've seen her in anything, but, and they were like literally scooting together, canoodling, kissing, PDAing, all this shit. It's all over the media. Then he comes home, puts a note outside his house to the paparazzi, which is like, my wife and I are fine. Everything's good. And then he also, like, pose for pictures kissing his wife. So either they have, like, an open marriage or some weird shit. They have an open marriage because if you're that open about, like, cheating on your wife, then you must have an open marriage. Or he's pretending it's not happening.

But it's there. You can't pretend that that's not happening because it's like there right in front of your face. Okay. So I have two questions before we go. Okay. It's about three different couples in the media right now. And I'm going to ask you if you ship or don't ship. And for anyone who doesn't know what chip means, Google it.

Jacob Allorty and Kaya Gerber. Ship. Ship? Why did you ship? No one chips. Even they don't chip themselves. No, I'm into Jacob. Okay, by the way, there are rumors that Cindy Crawford and that they hire, that they're like,

I don't believe it, though. I don't believe this kind of shit. I'm too like, I don't believe it. Anyway, there are rumors that it's like a fake relationship because Kaya was seen with like Kara DeLavine and people thought she was a lesbian. So there are rumors that her parents wanted this relationship with Jacob to be super public so that she doesn't seem like she's gay. Ashley Benson and G. Easy.

Don't chip? I just, like, made out with the microphone. That's how much I don't chip. I know. I really don't chip. G. Easy is like a dick. Pretty sure he did horrible things to Halsey. And, like, I feel like Ashley Benson and Carolevian were so cute.

I'm still not over that relationship to, like, ship this one because I feel like they broke up. Yeah, and the next day. But that's Hollywood is disgusting. So I can't chip it. Okay. Rebel Wilson and Jacob Bush. Definitely don't tip. Okay.

you guys weird ass relationship because he is a freak and pretty sure he's max too because he dated Adrian Maloof who's 59 years old and like don't come at me with like weird shit because it's weird she's no demi more okay she's Adrian Maloof no but also like can't you know isn't there a pattern here like of probably cloud chasing again cloud chasing yeah and these people don't notice it like I'm smarter than that yeah I'd be like um happening here. You dated Adrian Maloof. Exactly. Anyway, thank you for playing. Oh, that's all. Oh, my God. I thought you were going to have like a few more for me. I was into this game.

That's it. Your time's up. It is a fun game. It is. Okay. Next time. Anyway, you guys, thanks for listening. Hope you enjoyed it. And I'll see you next time. Thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of Not Skinny but Not Fat. Follow me on Instagram at Not skinny, but not fat. Subscribe to the podcast so you don't miss any episodes. Rate the podcast that you love so much on Apple Podcasts and write a little review. If you tell me you did, I'll give you a big virtual smoocharoo. Thank you guys so much for listening. And I'll see you next Tuesday.