Not Skinny But Not Fat - Blowing Up the Bachelorette & The KarJenners F Up

Episode Date: November 10, 2020

Ok we just watched the last episode of The Bachelorette with crazy Clare (what? you mean falling in love with a dude through his instagram and deciding he's going to be your husband  before ever meeting him and the 20 something other guys who all came to meet you is crazy?? Noooo. Dudeeeeeeeeeeee. Clare's 3 episodes were exhausting. The name Dale has never been said so many times. Ever. Is Dale even into her at all? Well he did go down on one knee after Chris Harrison was like- NO ONE WILL OUT PSYCHO THE BACHELORETTE. Anyway, Arielle joins me in recapping Clare's last episode, and discussing the Kar-jenners recent f ups. Like, i don't know- a trip to a private island during corona times and a massive maskless indoor halloween party KENDALL. Join the rant!   Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The following podcast is a dear media production. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat and I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Okay, baby's sleeping. Bachelorette, the wildest, cringiest episode of all time is over. I don't think we've ever, like, done a podcast right after watching an episode. Like, it's fresh in our minds. I know.

It's usually like a week after and then it comes out a week after and everyone's on like the last episode this season. And I'm like, okay. Episode 1, 2020, everyone. Okay, you guys. So this is a special. No, it's not. It's just really important. This was the last episode of The Bachelorette with Crazy Claire.

So we wanted to make sure we watched it live with commercials. I deserve a fucking award. And we want to break it down because it's fucking wild. It's wild. And like when Chris Harrison usually says it's going to be like, oh my God, what's the saying? Most dramatic. It's going to be the most dramatic season yet. Yeah.

This is the most dramatic. I'm not to screaming in the microphone at no level that I put you at. Amanda, I'm holding a 20-pound microphone. Most people do. Like, look at this Ariana Grande. I'm not Ariana Grande. Speaking of Ariana Grande, called out TikTokers, which like, thank you, Hashem, because I hate TikTokers.

There's this place that the TikTokers go called like Saddle Ranch. The dancers that are in the crew. Yeah. Yeah. With the whatever, whatever thing. So Ariana Grande wrote a post. smart and she's pro social distancing and and you know being careful and so she legit wrote a tweet that was like people can stay home like do you don't fucking have to go

to like saddle ranch to hang out so the tictuckers knew she was like coming for them so like stupid bryce who's like a tictucker what do you say no he was like yeah shouldn't have to like specifically call us out what's so annoying is like it's coming up on my explore page Addison, Charlie DeMilio, this Bryce guy. And I'm literally doing not interested, not interested. Once you look at one video of them, you can't. No, that's your whole exploit page. But I'm saying it doesn't go away.

You can do not interested, but Instagram isn't listening to me. No, it just wants to. It's like, oh, you don't want to see Charlie DeMilio? Here's Dixie DeMilio. Oh, you don't want to see Dixie DeMilio? Here's Charlie DeMilio with A-Rod. Oh, you don't want to see that? Oh, here's Dixie Dimeleo, like being in some like one direction band members, new things.

Listen, you guys, if I, I would kill myself. Like, I don't want to be dramatic, but like, if I really allowed myself to go down that hole and see 16 year olds that do dance moves on an app that are going to make more money than we're ever going to make. What do you mean? Are going to be like, that have made more money than we are ever going to make together. Already. Then, yeah, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, what's it?

What's the word called? Bitter about it. Yeah. What am I supposed to do? Be happy for them. that they, like, lock their arms and, like, move their heads and they're, like, a meeting J-Lo, A-Rod, getting all these deals. Like, Addison is legit everywhere, not only with Courtney Kardashian.

Today, she's, like, a thing popped up for me, Addison and Disney. She's going to be in the new he's all that movie. She's every fucking where. The more publicity, the better. Now it's like her and that Bryce guy are hooking up. And it's like this whole world that I don't, I don't have TikTok even on my phone as most people know. But if I Google, like, how does Charlie DeMilleo? How much is Charlie DeMilleux worth?

She seems like a nice girl, but like she's the girl that like was in your middle school. Like she's a normal girl that just like, again, did like a pop and lock. And it's not even Justin Bieber. It's not, it's more because like Justin Bieber was super talented. He was singing on YouTube. He got discovered by us or whatever. You can't compare a pop star to like a TikToker. That's what I'm saying.

like that's what the Bryce Hall guy was saying when they asked him about what that he's a pop star well oh that he's not a doctor no that uh he was saying like a lot of people like you know hate on us ticotkers and i'm like yeah because you're legit like not like addison and charlie know how to dance right they dance even though addison i feel like i don't know but no she's a dancer she's a professional dancer no she's not a professional dancer i think okay she stop screaming in the microphone. So lower it. Lower my volume.

I can't fucking putting you on mute in a fucking second. What I wanted to say was that first our generation started like Instagram, you can become Instagram famous. And that's almost so much better than becoming TikTok famous because you on TikTok these people also get to 30 million followers followers on Instagram. So like they're they're everywhere. They're everywhere. No, it's because it's not like, it's not like, it's not like.

person is getting to like what a few million like not 30 million at yeah no i think they're at like because there are numbers on tic tack are like a hundred million but why are they that interesting i don't know i think the tictac algorithm like really works but like whereas the instagram algorithm is like fucked every single like instagram person where people have to beg like like like my post like do this so i can pop up in your algorithm like it's legit the worst but anyway so we're talking about Ariana Grande, we talked about the TikTokers, which eases us into another important thing I want to talk about, which is Kim Kardashian's 40th birthday. She, I mean, it's, it was a fucking memeable thing where she was like, and just like that, I surprised, you know, my closest friends on a trip to a private

island where we could all just pretend things were normal for a bit. And everyone fucking meme the shit out of it because it's like a normal for a bit. You flew your friends on a KKW plane to a private island where you paid thousands of dollars per night for each of these like 50 friends. And during Corona times where she obviously insisted on saying she got everyone tested and they were quarantined before. But it's like crazy. Can I just say something? Like usually I would hate up on this. Like I really would. I would be like that's privileged. You privileged. You're privileged. Like how can they do? do, but if I was Kim Kardashian, like, I had to be shipping my friends off.

I would not be shipping my friends anywhere. Are you kidding? They should surprise me for my 40th and take me. But if you're, I don't want to for all you people. If you, like, can fly your friends on your private jets, plural jets. Wait, is no one scared of flying? Like no one. Now when you have a private jet. Why? What do you mean? It's less scary. Oh, I thought you meant like flying scared of Corona. Oh, you mean in jet. Like I'm saying like, she has. all these friends and they're all like just hopping on jets, I would be the only friend that's like, I don't know. Like how's the weather? Like who's the pilot? I, you know my dream is to be able to

like just talk to the cockpit the whole flight. Just like be able to communicate like what's happening. Why did we just like you could do more on the KKW plane? You could. But also I feel like I'd rather be on a normal plane and not like a KKW plane to the Maldives, which is like literally they weren't on the Maldives. They weren't Tahiti. Isn't that the Maldives? No. Again, with geography. Okay. Literally, I reeled this week. All that matters is that it's far.

It's like 16 hour flight, no? It's very far. But I was going to say that you don't know geography at all. And this week she was asking me what she could share as a fun fact about her at work. And I gave her a list of really funny things. And one of them was tell them that you don't know the difference between London and Paris. Because that one time happened where she was like, isn't London in Paris? One time.

One time One time Do so share that I'm not hating on it I'll tell you what I think the problem With the trip Was that

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It's not like, I'm not those like assholes who are like, don't, you know, dude. I think it was just like, first of all, the post that she posted, which was like hashtag blessed is like not a vibe. It wasn't memed for nothing because it was very like, and then we could just pretend it was normal. No, this isn't normal to like fly out all. Because it's Ariel when it's so extreme, it's not like Kim hopping to a private island in her daily life.

It's like we're in shit times. We, you and I haven't left like our building in a year. Like everywhere we go, we have to wear a mask. We're super careful. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. we're not seeing I know I don't know

I was like really weird we're not seeing people all the shit so yeah Kim Kardashian's life as opposed to our daily lives of course two different things

Kim Kardashian's life as opposed to our Corona time lives like that's where the real the difference was so in our faces like here we are in fucking masks

in our building like can't even walk the fucking dog you know without, with breathing fresh air, like for the past fucking year. And then she's like, and then we could just pretend we're all in the normal times. Like, no, you're in a private island. But I have to say something.

On your private plane. Kim Kardashian and that whole family has been mega rich for longer than I've been alive. Okay. They don't even know what a normal life is. To her, like, that's like, you know, she knows it's, extravagant to do that, but she doesn't even know that, like, it's, like, freaking crazy. That's actually smart.

I'm surprised. Have you thought about that on your own? No, it just came to me right now. Stop. Stop. On my own. Because someone on Instagram said it, like, she's so like that her whole life that she doesn't even know that by writing like, and just like that, we weren't normal again, just for a minute, hashtag humbled.

She doesn't know that that's a fucked up sentence. You know what I mean? Because if she didn't write that, I feel like it wouldn't have been memed. I think it was memed and made fun of and whatever because it was normal, bitch. She doesn't even realize. Like, everything that she wants is like at the snap. Did you see her plane? It looked like an Austin power.

Like, the plane looked like something that you've never seen before. I know. Everything that they are. They were like waiters. It was like, have you ever even seen anything? it was like there was a bar. Let's talk about for one second the episode where they showed Chris's Palm Springs House. All I could see, and this is during Corona Times, all I could see in the background

was 20 staff members at the kitchen lined up. Wasn't that while she was saying like, I'm doing everything in my own? They were like, and then you like see the staff members. And that's like we probably even saw like a portion of the staff members. Just the ones that were in the kitchen, not the ones that were in the rest of the house. So I just feel like they don't even know what normal is. They can't relate. We can't relate to them and they can't relate to us because like we don't,

we can't even imagine what it's like to even live in one of their houses or like even drive one of their cars. I send you Chris's Palm Springs house. How much it is? 12 million. And that's just one of her houses, one of them. That's her like vacation home. Yeah.

And I'm sure she has more. And I'm sure they all have multiple properties. But forget about that. Like they just can't even like stoop down to our. level. Like, they don't know what it's like to be a normal person. You know what I love about Kim? Like she got so much shit. It was all over the internet. And she don't give a fuck. She kept posting and posting. And that's the other thing. It was a lot. It wasn't here's this one picture of my 40th birthday. It was day after day and every sister and everyone's saying it's the

dreamiest place they've ever been in the most perfect spot. And I mean, it's not accessible to any of us, you know? And in all that. In our wildest dreams. And another picture and another picture. So I think it was just a lot. And I think at a time like this where people are losing fucking jobs, the employment rate is crazy. Everyone has been affected by this shit. So, okay, fine. You're Kardashians. You've made your money. You were not affected. And I, and I really, you know that I'm not like that. Like when I obsess over Courtney, I hate the people who are like, well, she has a private, you know, trainer and a private chef. So of course she's hot. hate that shit. I'm like, no, she's fucking hot. Let her, like, let me give her the compliment.

So I'm not hating. I'm just saying I think because it was at a time like this, such a sensitive time. So to see that during this time in your face, in your face, in your face, in your face, especially again with the hashtag humbled, I think that was taking it over the top. And then what took it even more over the top, which is so crazy to me that Chris Jenner allowed this, which was the day after those pictures simmered because they were keeping on common for days for days for days. Kendall has a Halloween corona party on October 31st. Her birthday is on November 3rd. No masks in sight. No social distancing. All the celebs are there. Everyone's dressed up. She was motherfucking blowing on a cake. Okay. I don't think anyone's going to blow on a cake

ever again, like after Corona. Like insane in the membrane. And I don't even think she made a comment about it. I was going wild about it because again, it's the them versus us thing. It's the your boat, our boat. This is insane, right? You know this. You're just talking to me now about the fact that you want to go to dinner for a birthday. It's like you want to sit outside. The other people want to sit inside. Even though it's 25% occupancy inside, it's still stressful, all the shit. Meanwhile, there are people that are just getting a quick swab right before going into a crazy party doing whatever the fuck they want. So yeah, it's, it's like, It's like unfair.

It's unfair, but also they are very privileged. They're so privileged. Like Kendall can have these tests happen and use all these resources. The baby you know that it's not the tests. Okay, let's say fine. She has money to do the rapid testing. A, if there's an incubation period. So it could be false.

No, I'm not saying it's safe. That's what I'm saying. It's not safe. I'm saying it's the most irresponsible thing anybody could do is throw a giant party. Right. So even if you can do that and you can afford to do that, those rapid tests are less accurate and even if they're accurate they're they're about what you have now and there's an incubation period yeah and so they're holding people in the room and what if they're

holding people in the room before they go in and one of them has it it's like too fucked up and I know I talked to like a celebrity here's stylist that told me that like every shoot that she goes on now and every client like L.A. is like test test test test like everywhere you in that in the industry yeah like I'm sure everyone that's filming movies or anyone like Like they get a daily test probably. Yeah. But I think to throw a party, Heidi Kloom, who throws like an insane Halloween party every year, wrote like staying in my PJs. Funny enough, Paris Hilton was like, I feel we're throwing a Halloween party because she throws an annual one.

She went to Kendall. She went to Kendall. You know what I wonder? That made me think about Chris Jenner's Christmas Eve party if she's going to throw it. And 100% she's going to throw a Christmas Eve party. A hundred percent. If Kendall, I feel like, because Chris was 100%. and also at this thing.

She just didn't post about it. You think? Mm-hmm. We didn't see Kim. Well, it's weird because Chris had to answer. I think it was Andy Cohen who asked her about it. And she was just like, listen, you know, they did the rapid test. We made sure that it was really safe.

And I feel like that's not good enough. You shouldn't be doing that. You shouldn't be putting it out on your platform to make it. Listen, this is a fact. Like Australia, I told you I have followers in Australia that told me they're quarantined. They did like 100-something something. days a crazy-ass quarantine. Zero cases now, wherever the specific places. I don't know in Australia. But I'm not sure if it's all of Australia. Whatever. I don't think that's

possible. But probably a specific place. But no, I got a few messages. It may be New Zealand too. There are places that did such crazy ass lockdowns that are, I'm sure, so hard or whatever. And the people followed the guidelines. And it, you know, and there are zero cases. So it's so we responsible and so like and if you're going to waste all that money on tests and all those tests for a party like you're that narcissistic and that gross like what did we do for our birthday parties this year and it's not about money but Amanda we did our birthday parties like that not because of money because like it's a time that you're not can't do the things that you usually do but like you're comparing what us normal people who like think about the world did for our

birthday parties versus Kendall. And like, I don't know, I think I was reading an article that like celebrities just can't help but to be like narcissistic. Like that's, that's how they are. Like, that's how they grew up. The world revolves around them. They're served constantly. Like, all they need to do is snap a finger and it's there.

They don't have to really do anything for themselves because it just comes. Like, they just have assistance and servers and anything car, like they don't order their own cabs. Like, they don't do anything for themselves. so of course Kendall is going to think that it's okay to throw a party and get everybody tested and that's cool and she's being as safe as she can be because they're like I don't know I started hating Kendall because I thought she was the chillest and like you can call yourself a stoner all day girl but you I won't forget that magazine cover room of herself that she has in her house I won't forget that she has the door

for glam that is basically a way of saying like they don't have to walk through my front door I won't forget that she got a customized Ferrari and was like, whatever, let me just do like, you know, but you can't blame her. No, I don't blame her, but I'm saying you're not this like chill, vintage, no makeup. I don't care. You're just like your sisters, I feel like. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And then she dresses up as like Pamela Anderson, whatever and has the thing like vote. It's like, shut the fuck up, Kendall. Stop trying to be like relevant, political. like I would I really don't even know if they voted or if they're just like trying to be and if they fucking voted for Kanye that's the other thing like okay Kanye ran for president right that was a joke though nobody was on ballots he was yeah he was legit on ballots yeah not all of them because they didn't make all the deadlines but he he yeah if like Kim didn't vote for him And he thinks he's like, God and, like, should be president. Like, I feel like that could break. Imagine you were running for president and your boyfriend, husband, didn't vote for you. But, like, I don't think you can, like, take what Kanye does seriously.

Like, she's taking himself seriously. He's not. Like, I can't see how that's possible. I think he just does shit to, like, shake the world or, like, have people be shocked at his actions. And that's it. Like, he just loves to, like, have people be, like, shocked. like Kanye West filled out his like voted for himself like are you kidding come on I mean yeah I whatever that family you know I have a complicated relationship with them because there are times

where you watch the show and they're having their normal moments and they're fighting or they're being funny or whatever and you're like they're just like us you know and then they do this kind of shit that makes you feel and what's so funny is like I posted that apparently she had like a no social media thing at her party so that's why like you didn't see from that night any of them post any pictures but they posted after so right they posted a few days after which was weird yeah yeah so what difference doesn't make we all know where you were that night i i i don't get it i think they're super privileged they don't know anything better it's not about it's not about the fact that she had this party during coroner

times, not being socially distant, not wearing masks. But you know what? The waiters were wearing masks. Did you see that? She blew on the cake, Ariel. Do you understand? But you know what? Like, look how many people showed up.

Everyone. Everyone showed up. So it's not just Kendall. It's every single person that showed up. It's every single person. Like Ariana Grande was at home in her PJs, like you said. And like, look at all these people that showed up and constantly say like, stay home, be safe.

Stay home. Be safe. Right. That's what's like. Even my darling H. was doing an Instagram live with Alicia Keys that day and was like at the end like happy Halloween everyone stay safe and like granted she didn't say like stay home but it was still like are you being safe the most important thing here isn't only the wastefulness and the privilege that they could have the rapid test or whatever it's also the fact that they're not accurate that there's an incubation

period so people still could have gotten sick of course and it's just like I told you we talked about this other day. Of course there's that little thing in you and I'm sure there are people that do believe. I mean, there are people that don't even believe in Corona. I mean, but you guys, whoever, if you don't believe in it then there are enough cases and people to look up

that have fucking passed away from this shit and it's awful and that have gotten really, really sick. And there are people that are like, listen, it's the new flu and it goes around and people still can have parties and all this shit. But the whole world is following guidelines. So the Kardashians

should follow the guidelines. That's just how I feel about that. And it was very in your face. I feel like they just need to like, you know, when we watch like architectural digest like celebrity homes and we love those that are like obviously super expensive. And you know, when you're like, Miley's home is just 5mell. Isn't that so cute? And it's so cute though. It's so down to earth. Because it's like, oh, it's like a sweet little mansion. Like, because there's some celebrities that are less in your face. about the amount of money and you don't need a gazillion cars and you don't need all that shit. But just think about it.

Like Kylie and her Rolls-Royce that matches her like dress of the day. But it does, just one more thing about this. Like it does make sense because like when you see Miley's home, it like is enough space for two people. You know what I mean? Like it's not overly huge. Yeah. Even Kendall's home. It's like not overly huge.

You look at Kim's mansion. It's like a thousand, five hundred people. live in there. Yeah. Like, it is so extravagant. Like, it takes up, I think, like, I don't even know, but you just look at it and you're like, that's, that's a lot. Like, you're just, for what? For what? For what? You have, of course, like, you made your money, do what you want with it. But it's like so much. Like, how do you even kids grow up and walk through that home? Her bathroom is like. Her home is also, like, a morgue. Like, it's like so depressing. I know. No. It's not

vibe. I don't think anyone's like, that's a vibe. Like, it's their vibe and it's their vibe only. Yeah. Like the cement. Like the cement. Like house made of cement. Anyway, yeah, the Kardashians disappointed us lately. Kristen, Kristen, I think we should call them Kristen. Tristan and Chloe are for sure back together. Scott and Courtney are playing with my goddamn emotions because they're tagging each other and shit up the wazoo. They're commenting. They might be doing it for attention. Sophia already has a new boyfriend. I know. We know Hollywood moves on.

Hollywood moves on so fast. They dated for like three years. But apparently like that doesn't mean anything. Anything. Nothing. Like you don't take any time to get over it. You're just over it. You're just over instantly.

Instantly. Like I honestly kind of wish like that was a thing in life. Like you can just like instantly get over things. Like you broke up with your boyfriend of three years. No prob. Like here's another. You're going to forget about that one. That looks really easy.

Like I can't. can't imagine how somebody like wouldn't how somebody can feel that way yeah i can't easy it's insane but corin scott did post a picture to get scott posted a picture of him with courtney it was really hard to tell that it was her but it was her oh and he wrote like working on my night moves yeah what does that mean and she did like a like a cracking up thing so wait so obviously we know they're not together right now we're secretly hoping but they did get a lot a lot a lot a lot lot closer since him and Sophia broke up 100% like they are they traveled the whole summer together they were like on boats he was posting stories of her they even showed on on the last episode of

keeping up where they were zooming because it's already corona times that they were quarantining together together spring yeah she walks over in a little bikini looking amazing what the fuck is happening they're being they weren't I don't think they were even following each other or at all like on each other's social media in the last year at all they weren't it was like very we're co-parenting but we have our separate lives and like whatever now it's very like Scott and Courtney I really hope that I ship I would die you would die oh my god I would die if they got back together they're the biggest vibe I know the thing is like we're not special in feeling that way like everyone ships Scott and Courtney of course they're the OGs of like too them funny

cute and funny and perfect like i think he like really had to like better himself yeah but i think he has and he's a you think they'll get back together i hope so do you think i think she really wants a fourth kid and i think she's going to have it with him that's probably true that's probably true so and they make you kids they make you kids and they're forever wait do you know what i weirdly noticed this is so weird Scott posts like rain is the favorite Like rain is the motherfucking favorite of the family Yeah He's Scott

He's so cute He's so cute Scott only posts P and rain Like I had to scroll down Like Amount Are you trying to find Mason Because I was like

Why isn't he posting Mason And he wasn't He posted like one picture like three months ago And his whole page is rain and P No Yeah But I thought they were best Buds.

I think they are. I just don't know why he's not posting him. Is he not photogenic? Why isn't he? Well, listen, Rain is like the cutest kid ever. I know. I know.

But he does post P and maybe he doesn't pose Mason. It sucks. To be the oldest kid, I'll be honest. It's the worst. Yeah. It's like it's the best to be the baby. Look how much he puts rain up.

Like I just feel blessed. Hashtag humbled. Oh, you feel blessed for one. To be the baby. Oh, you're the baby. Mom does really care about you the most. Yeah. We've gathered here today to talk about the actual shit that matters,

like what we just went to. Like the election. No, the Bachelorette. Listen, you guys. What sucks about this is like, I wish this was secret. It would be so much wilder. You know what I mean? But for some reason, it was all exposed before even not through like reality, Steve.

It was exposed on the, in the media. It was exposed as it was. happening. Yeah, as it was happening. On day nine of like filming The Bachelorette, they were like, Claire, it's going home. Why do you think they did that? I'm not sure if it like got out there. I think that I think if they were able to control it, they would hide it.

But I think it just got out there and there is nothing that you could do. Listen, Chris Harrison looks motherfucking over it. I feel like he's like, I'm in this fucking buck. Think about it. In regular Bachelorette, he could go home, you know, when it's not abroad. Yeah. Or whatever. Here it's like they're in a bubble.

They can't see the people like you. I feel like you could tell on Chris Harrison that he's like, Claire, your motherfucking killing me. I don't think that he would be as over it if Claire wasn't there. She's making everything. And I heard and if you guys listen to my last episode or two episodes ago with Kate Casey that Claire was apparently not a vibe unset and like they didn't like her and she was difficult and I mean, she's crazy.

There's no like we're being judgy. Like, she's motherfucking crazy. What they portrayed of her on the show is crazy. No, there's no other way to portray it. She's there two days in. She's like, I'm in love with Dale. I want Dale. Told the guys goodbye.

Chris Harrison was legit like, Chris Harrison was like, you're not going to like out psycho. The Bachelorette. No, but I'm going to out psycho. The Bachelorette is going to out psycho you. And you're not just going to like leave with Dale. He's going to have to propose to.

No, but when he sat her down and he was like going through it with her, like, what's happening? Are you like, I've never heard him curse. He was like, don't bullshit me. Tell me. If you've talked before. No, no, that and that part, he said, don't fuck with me. I'm pretty sure he said, don't fuck with me. He said, don't fuck with me.

And before that, he said, are you bullshitting me? Don't bullshit me. Like, I've never heard him speak that way. That's what I'm saying. the rumors sound true that she wasn't like, that she made their lives difficult. You know, a lot of people work on this. You bring in all these guys.

And I was telling you, Jojo even said, what is said is this? Most people come in and the first night, they kind of have an eye on someone and are like, hmm, this guy seems like someone I want to continue. Whereas they know that like a lot of other guys aren't and they leave them. Anyway. So Jojo said an interview like,

I knew Jordan from night one was like the deal. But you play the fucking game. Yeah. You waded out. You do the thing. You travel. You do whatever. Even though for now you don't travel.

She should have played the fucking game. And she also signed an extensive contract, I'm sure, like a huge contract. Like you sign a contract. You sign up for this. That's why you're supposed to get engaged at the end of this. Like all these things need to happen. And I'm sure you sign on it. And there's like, I don't know.

what the penalty is for something like this happening, but like so, so much work goes into getting these guys casting the bachelor. And even more in quarantine times because these guys quarantined at home, quarantined when they got there. Not only them, but the production, the crew, whatever. And then

it's like, dude, this is she was, I was saying this while I was recapping it live. We didn't see like crazy sparks. We didn't see tongue in action. Like we did, let's say, with Becca K and Ari. Do you remember?

There was a lot of tongue. Becca M. Becca M. There was a lot of time. I remember that. I didn't see sparks flying. I didn't see crazy chemistry. I didn't see him.

He was so caught off guard. I feel like she kept on laying things on him. She's like, I'm in love with you. And he's like, great. Like, well, you know, well, let's see where this goes. Next day she's like, I told the guys to go home.

He's like, okay. And then Chris is like, you're going to have to propose. Because it was like, I just. came here to get Instagram famous. I've been modeling for Party City for the past five years.

Like, what? And then he has to go along with it. Because what the fuck is he going to do? Be the bad guy that broke Claire's heart. But you also said, no, he's going to propose her, of course. Like, he didn't have a choice. Like, it was either, like, you propose or you propose. Like, there was no other choice.

If you want to get out of this alive, like, you're going to propose and, like, stick this through. But like, you say, said like the bachelor paid played it smart they're not they weren't going to let them just leave together and dated out and like neil lane has to get his sponsorship you know like he paid to be whatever the fuck everything needs getting two sponsors yeah like everything you're not going to get away with doing whatever the fuck you want this is still like when colton jumped that fence and was like obsessive over over cassie which like claire see how that ended not so bueno that was a big deal it

was like Colton told the couple other girls that he's not, you know, who was it Tasha? It was Hannah G. No, no. Hannah G. Yeah. And Tasha. Those were the last three. Yeah.

Yeah. And Cassie, Tasha, Hannah G. Yeah. And that was a big deal. And that was like at the end. Right. Yeah. So this is a fucking big deal.

And even more so, like I said, because of all the effort and the whatever that went into it. but I think that he had no choice. And, dude, if he had a bit of acting skill, I didn't see anything from him. I didn't say, I don't believe him to the point of like, not an ounce of me. But like with Cassie, when I would make fun of it,

even though I ended up being right. But, and I'd be like, she doesn't like him. She doesn't love him all this shit. At points, I remember I'd post and be like, oh, that was cute. You know, I don't know. But like with him, he was like having fun with her he came on the show obviously this guy's been trying to get out there

in the industry for years yeah you know he wants to be famous so of course he also like wants to win the thing he wants to get the most at your time the most whatever from that to like having to propose to the girl he was sweating bullets that's what he gets there's no other choice and like when chris harrison was talking to her and he was like did you don't fuck with me like did you guys talk before yeah and she's like no but i stalked him on instagram and Amanda, she comes up with, like, specific posts she remembers for Mother's Day, he posted this and I really connected it and I relate to like everything he said. And like for father, like I didn't like, I was like, wait, she knows the post. I think they really talked.

She fell in love with him from his Instagram. She fell in love with him from his Instagram. That's why people were saying the first night when he came, she mumbled like, I knew it. Before she said he's going to be my husband. I just met my husband. She said, I knew it. And the I knew it was basically proof that it's like, what did she know? She knew that he was that in real life from his Instagram.

Right. And you also don't know because you can delete everything nowadays if they DM'd or not. Like, you don't know. Well, she swore in her father's grave. There are liars out there. Yeah. And the father's dead. So what can happen?

What's going to happen? Swearing on a grave is really the best way to go. I don't like my dad, though I swear on him and he's alive. I do. It's a great. It's a great thing. But so and this keeps on coming up because even the guys at the house after she broke it to them, they were saying, A, they said everything we were thinking. They were like, Dale is probably like, what the fuck. Like he was like having fun, whatever, but he didn't expect this. Like, this is way too fast. They also said that it seemed like they probably talked before because everyone that's why Chris was like don't fuck with me woman

because because that's how crazy she is is like are you sure you don't know this guy for 25 years like this can't be that after two days you're willing to blow up everything you came here for no but jeez and burn all your bridges no one's going to want you back bachelor nation isn't and isn't going to want to you know take you for more things like you've burned your fucking bridges. She's like, I have no words for like her. Like, for so, the first two episodes were, we've reached the peak of craziness, episode three, but the first two episodes were just as crazy.

They were just as crazy. She wouldn't give out roses on dates that he wasn't on. I know. And like, I also think that like, since we're only on episode three, which is fucking crazy, that like this all happened in a matter of 10 days. That's what I'm saying. There was night one. There was group date.

And then like, she's married. As he's rehearsing to her, she's like, we didn't even have a one-on-one. And I'm like, they didn't even motherfucking have a motherfucking one-on-one. No, she just became obsessed with Dale. And, like, I would be concerned if I was-Dil. Does she know what Dale does with his life? Like, did he tell her that he's a party-city model? Like, I didn't see that conversation.

Did he say that he's my diaper bag model? Did he say any of those things? I feel like she has to know and she just doesn't. She's just that dumb. How are you so in love with someone you don't know? How are you 39 and you don't know the difference between infatuation and like, I want to marry this person? Like you're obviously like demented.

But that's why. Also, she forgot she was engaged to Benoit. Everyone's forgetting about Benoit. So I like to bring him up once, once a day. Benoit, okay? Benoit was there. He was like engaged to the woman. He thought he was going to marry the woman.

She, she's like, engaged for the first. No, bet you were engaged to Benoit. And he's so supportive of her. He put up the other day. He was like, this is not the Claire, I know. Okay, so Dale has been spotted out and about in fucking New York. I believe it. I don't get why they would have to play it up, though.

Like, just don't fool us at least. Like, I'm not, not into that. Do you know how much publicity they're about to get in pretending? But what is going to say? Being engaged after. 10 days. Doesn't make sense, right? At all. Could it ever happen? Yes. In a in a world where two people are like upset, like, but that's not this. This is two people that have zero chemistry that the guy isn't, isn't remotely interested in her. And she just thinks he's really hot and she's crazy.

Yeah. So of course it's not going to work out. Of course not. And you know what? I just started feeling bad for her for like just making these poor decisions or choices because I do think that if she would have stuck the Bachelorette out and not been so zoned right yeah she could someone I wonder if producers tried to because you're right she could have maybe because like people find themselves in this in this process and they realize like things that they've done in past relationships that they shouldn't have done and shit like that you're right yeah and I feel like she might have could have found somebody who was into her yeah on it to actually get engaged who was more like in line with like she and she had cute guys she had that

blake guy that read the book about dementia yeah and what's the other guy's name jason jason the former fat football player yeah i mean everybody else didn't really want to be there for her but like i think these two guys really were there for the right not the right reasons but like would have she developed feelings and you know what she was such a bitch to them that's disrespectful. Yeah, she was a bitch to them too. That's, you're not going to give out a rose

because Dale is not there. How dare you? That's disrespectful. Yeah. They're trying. Yeah. They're trying. I feel like they probably hate her

because usually on the Batchar Bachelorette, the guys that don't get chosen, they still post the other person, if you remember stupid Tyler C was like, H.B. McQueen. So like, he still like calls her as queen.

But like here it's like, I'm sure they all fucking hate her. Like you brought us here, even though, I mean, Tisha, enter Tasia. but my theory is that

her guys get sent home and then they bring new guys come. No, I think they'll probably like maybe give her an option and she'll be like send these guys home and Yeah, like I feel like Chris Harrison's going to be like, Tasha, you've seen the guys here. Are they all that? You know what you have.

We can bring you new guys. We have them waiting on standby. And then there are like some other fuckers who quarantine for two weeks. But I feel like Tasia's, going to bring uh uh i mean listen i'm not not trying to be mean but anyone after claire right now is going to look so good oh my god and tachia's actually i think that she's going to be a great bachelorette i think she's ready for it i think she's 31 or 32 yeah like she's a little bit older and i just think that she's gonna it's going to be serious for her yeah she's not i could see

her really liking the dementia like animal rodent control Yeah, they are both stand-out guys. Yeah. Yeah. So they seem real because they're sensitive. Right. Because Jason was even debating quotation marks if to stay for a date. They all stayed.

Of course. Chris is like, I'll understand if any of you are deeply in love with Claire and feel like you just can't stay here for the next match to red. And you're all like, nah, I think I can do it. We're excited. We're excited. because Claire was such a fucking bitch and she sent people home that were fucking

didn't tell her she was like the bravest person on earth. Do you remember? Yeah. And what about the guy that she went on a one-on-one with and like, yes,

he did grab her. But like, it was this whole like, poor guy was crying afterwards. Like he didn't know. Oh, my God, they didn't even show him today. Oh,

because she sent him home. She sent him home. Yeah. Who am I? What was that? Yeah. Oh, that's Claire? Yeah.

Oh, my God, don't do that. Why? It's making me like, I don't know, I want to throw up. I'm not sure. Yeah. Stop. Why? Because I really don't like it.

Why? I don't know. It's giving me like, no. Yeah. Amanda. What? Oh, I can't. Tisha has a new podcast with Wait for it.

Hannah Ann and wait for it Hold your trousers up high Joe supermarket Joe There's a no there's like a podcast Bachelor Nation does this weird thing where they're like Let's like pull together Randos have them each at their home in different states Have them have zero chemistry

And have them do a podcast together And like Tasha is the new batch of red So I don't get why she would want to do a podcast With Hannah Ann and Joe So there are three of them And they did this already with Jared, Dean, and Vanessa. And I remember I listened to one episode because I'm lame and, you know, I ship Caitlin and Dean.

And I think they were talking about Kayla. There was some reason that I tuned into like one episode and I was dying. It was so bad because as you know, like doing interviews from far away. That's why it's hard. And you want to see the person. That's why I do zooms with video when I interview. And that's why being one person interviewing is so much easier because you get to like connect with the, with the guests.

there are three, they just interviewed, like, Chrisel. I was like, so how do you know who's even fucking talking? Tasha's in one place, Joe Mobile, whatever the fuck his name is. And it's in another place. Hannah fucking Ann with her like new fillered up faces in another place. And they're like, so, Chrisel. And I'm like, what is going on? Why do they do it?

And why does Tasia, who's a new batherette who's going to have all this, you know, publicity and shit coming away, need to be on a podcast with Joe supermarket, Joe and Hannah Ann. That's also like the three. like the weirdest combination of people I've ever heard. Like I didn't think that you would say Joe or Hannah Ann and Tasha because also Hannah and Tasia were not even on the same season. Joe, Joe, like he's on a podcast?

Why is he podcasting? No, I don't know. Interviewing Crochelle. No, I can't. Does Joe even know like what Crochelle is? Yeah, because he was on Dancing with the Stars too. Oh, remember? But a while ago.

Yeah. No, it's so funny. Oh my God. Bachelor Nation is a mother. But listen, it gives you, it gives you so much, like, drama every year. So much. And we don't need, we have Matt James coming up next. I know, but like, I'm for him, but I just feel like the bachelor.

No, actually, the Bachelor is always more interesting than the Bachelor. Because the girls are like, yeah. Yeah. I have friends that are so sexist that they just watch The Bachelor and not The Bachelorette because it's like more interesting. Yeah, I would do that. I would skip. this who needs this why because the girls are just so much more interesting yeah they really are

what what do these guys talk about oh claire like they they they don't say anything and when the girls get emotional and like connected like you kind of yeah so it's not sexist because you want to watch the bachelor for the girls who are the contestants yeah not going to worry around anyway this is a motherfucking shit show you guys we're here for the ride at least we're done with like chapter one wait next week is men tell like Claire tells all next no is yeah they're gonna do like they're gonna do a they're gonna do a sit down yeah like a final rose yeah I thought they're gonna wait until the end of the season no and then they're gonna have to lie that they're still together they want to fucking be done with them I think yeah like be gone I wonder what they're gonna

pretend to be happy I either listen you know that I like being like I don't like being so cynical. Like, I don't believe that Camilla Cabello and Sean Mendez are up front. I believe they're really in love. They are. They wouldn't fake it for three years. I know people think they are. They can't fake it for three years. They're not even on the radar so much.

I know. Like, they don't get paparazzied every day. Like, Bryce and Addison. Well, Bryce and Addison for sure is a PR thing. So why would Sean and Camilla be? They're both singers. They need each other. Are you living under a rock? That's what everyone says. People think that he's gay and that it's a fake relationship. But why would it be a fake

relationship for three years. I didn't even get it when it came out because it was like when Senorita came out and I was like Senorita is on the radio every fucking thing. It's at every party at every. I don't think Senorita needs more publicity. Legit. How does this song go? I know that when you call me Senorita.

Okay. I forgot for a second. Okay. So I'm saying I don't get faking relationships at all. You know what I mean? Of course you don't get it because you're not in Hollywood I don't know

I couldn't go It's too much for me What's happening there The Botox The fillers the fake relationships The COVID parties It's too fake It's too fake

Love the New York for that I know It's not fake here No one's faking relationships here No but also like If it was Hollywood Then maybe they would And if they were living here

Even though like I don't think it happens that much I just think it happens in, like, influencer couples. Like when Harry from whatever with Larsa. Yeah. Like, that's fake. That's for publicity.

But real celebrities don't need to fake relationships. But I think, like, people are saying that, like, Tom Cruise and a cool kid made back in the did it all. Like, there are a lot of, like, actual A-Lister, but I think that was more old school where, listen, you know when a movie's about to come out and then, like, magically the co-stars are in love? I feel like that's not always true.

and a lot of times it is for publicity. Why? Because it makes it more cuter. No, because the movie gets a lot of press like before, you know? Anyway, there's not even an ounce in me that says this relationship might, like Bryce and Addison will get married before Dale and Claire get married. Oh my God, 100%. Anyway, thanks for recapping the Bachelorette with me. Thank you guys for listening.

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