Not Skinny But Not Fat - Bravoholics Unite w/ Bravo Historian

Episode Date: November 12, 2019

Amanda invited the funny b behind the insta account @bravohistorian to come on the pod. The girls discuss everything Bravo, how they connected via shadowbans, and how they’re both just the perfect amount of thirsty. This episode was brought to you by: Native is an aluminum and paraben free deodorant with over 5,000 five star reviews. For 20% off you first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and enter promo code “NSBNF” during checkout. Society6 is home to hundreds of thousands of artists from around the globe, uploading and selling their original works as 30+ premium consumer goods from Art Prints to Throw Blankets. Give thoughtful and unique gifts this season with Society6 by going to s6.co/notskinny and use promo code "NOTSKINNY" for 30% off. Woosh Beauty is for women who like makeup, but knows that makeup isn't life. So they made easy makeup that looks good. Get 30% off your entire order by heading to WooshBeauty.com and using promo code "NOTSKINNY" during checkout. Feals is a better way to feel better. Get premium CBD tinctures delivered right to your doorstep with Feals by heading to feals.com/notskinny and use promo code "NOTSKINNY" for 50% off your first order. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay, you guys, Samantha from. Bravo Historian on Instagram is doing the podcast with me today. And should I call you Sam? Yeah, call me Sam. Okay, sounds really official to say, Samantha. But also, I think I'm going to call you Romey. Yeah. Oh, my God.

That was the funniest. That was the best thing ever. So let me backtrack for a second. So Sam is Bravo Historian on Instagram. I actually didn't know about your account before. Sorry. but when I was shadow banned the first time everyone who follows me know I was like shitting my pants I was posting about it nonstop I was crying about it all day I was like uh and so

it's the first time it happens to you would legit think it's like not real and I couldn't believe it and everyone's like it happened to Bravo story and like ask her and I was like okay and then I messaged you and I even think like you didn't answer at first, which, like, yeah, you didn't answer it first. I did. Was it on purpose? No. Oh, okay.

No, no, no. And then, um, you know Dylan. Right. So I know Dylan who works at bitches and you work there too? Um, I write for them occasionally. Um, I write like Bravo articles and stuff for them. But yeah, so he is like, oh my God, you have to talk to my friend. She is shadow banned.

Like, and she won't shut the fuck up about him. And I was, but it's so. It's the weirdest thing and it's so stupid, but it's scary when it happens to you. No, let me tell you why it's the weirdest thing. And I'll tell everyone again, sorry. It's the weirdest thing because Instagram doesn't say that it's a thing. So you're basically like looking on forms of like what it means and like all these. You're like in purgatory. Yeah. But like Instagram doesn't say that this is real. And I even saw, you know, someone sent me a few weeks ago. I don't know who it is, but someone who works at Instagram was like, Catoban isn't a real thing. And I was like, um, fuck you, it is. No, I know. And then, so you have to,

like, go on, like, subreddit accounts, like to figure out if it's real or not, because I was getting the same thing. People are like, that's not a real thing. I'm like, okay, Susan, it is real. Do you know why it happened to you? Um, I think so. I've, like, been trying to piece it together. So it's actually really stupid. I posted a picture of Vicki Gumblson doing, like, kissing Shannon on the cheek or something and then I zoomed in on Vicki's mouth and then someone reported it for bullying. Wait, did you write like something mean? No, I literally just zoomed in on her face. So it's like and then it got reported and it got taken down. And then after that is when everything happened. I know. But that's weird because

that's not even in the guidelines like for, I mean, how would they even a close up of someone's mouth is bullying. Oh my God, that's even scarier. How am I supposed to, I bully all day. I know. same i'm constantly yelling at everybody i know i know and then jackie shimel you know what happened to jacky shimmel i do oh i know what happened getting deleted and then back and the thing is like i found so many people through this thing which is maybe a little positive because like that's how i found you um that's how we connected that's how you found me too right yeah through our shadow ban through our shadow ban and then jacky shimel i also didn't know like who she was and then people were like Jackie Jamon got deleted and I was like oh my god like what is happening to the

world I was like in mourning I don't even know her but I was just like and I was telling everyone who would listen her story I'm like she said oh she said slut she told her boyfriend she would kill him and like she like put up a picture of herself saying like dick and I'm telling everyone like all of New York City knows this story because I'm just like so scared it's so crazy I'm afraid now to say like dick anything yeah yeah that's why on here here I curse like a freaking like I just want to be like fuck fuck dick vagina like all day bully do whatever no but for serious like I don't think that you or I bully were actually just stating our really really objective opinions about things for good and for bad I agree and that's why I got

so frustrated by the whole situation because I'm like you have Cardi B on here who I love but like showing her whole vagina. there's so many And it's like I can't show Vicky Gumbles in the house What about Aaron you know Carter's girlfriend's ass And then like her friends

Like there's like actually I got through her weird profile To like another porno type thing And other followers are sending me this girl Who's super hot and her name is like Jessica something Who her whole account is like Basically getting away with being naked But with like somehow in not qualifying as nudity, which I don't get at all.

It's like literally like not her nipple, but like her like ariola, like just really weird stuff and you're like I can't put up, wait, what did I put up? Well, I fucked up for real. I put up Chelsea Handler's entire boob. I'm an idiot. I deserve it. I deserve it. Her entire boom.

I put up her entire boom. That's my second shadow band. Did she say her entire boom? Yes. Where have you been listening? I heard something about the nipples, the nipples. I heard about you and the nipples, but I didn't know it was Chelsea Handler's. It was Chelsea Handler's, she's funny, right?

And she's really pro, like, free the nipples. So she was like, it was a picture with her and her, like, best friend, like, hugging her. But then it was, she made it funny that, like, her entire boob was out of her, like, bra, like, just, like, resting on top. So you don't notice it right away. And that's what's funny about it because it just looks like a normal picture. they're like, oh my God, her in Dara Boo. So stupidly, I reposted. And then mine got taken down literally five minutes later. And hers was up for a while. And that's what I was crying about. Because I was like, it's discrimination. You know, because like how funny is that that her boob

gets taken down on my page, but not on her page? Um, hers eventually. Discrimination for sure. Her has got taken down eventually. So I did feel like it was justice a little bit, but also who is the fucking asshole reporting it? Or are there tiny Instagram bots like following you know these things and and just you know you don't know you don't know that's a scary thing i know and then you know david badoor thank god of course did you put it up i too listen did you put it up i put it up but on stories but i put it up on stories and then i immediately was like oh my i put it up three times and they took it down they didn't take it down but I'm so scared that I took it down because by the time I took it down I was like you know what people

have already seen it like people know like okay you know you would have gone in shadow band if not deleted yeah so I definitely deleted them but I'm an idiot and I put it up three times because I'm fascinated by it because it's so weird and she shot uh photoshopped her nipples out wait that's real housewives of Orange County related right yes so I don't watch that so I saw that that and I was like thank God I don't watch it because so many people sent it to me they're like did you see this and I'm like fuck you not going to post it not going to get shadow man not going to get deleted not worth it don't know them yeah no david is but it happened someone someone wait was he married to who Shannon Madore so he was married to Shannon the she's like sat they tried to make their

marriage work and then it didn't work is that that woman yes and he cheated on her had a very open affair and now he's with this woman Leslie and cook who um throws him all over instagram naked but naked like they they literally just pulled down their pants in one of the pictures and took a picture on self-timer wait david what's his last name bador bad door so you keep up with like every single bravo show every single one that's crazy it's become my life it's really it's become my life that's really crazy like i feel like a fake bravo hollick because I'm like, yeah, I watch a lot of Bravo shows, but there are some people that are even way more committed than I am.

Yeah, I mean, there's definitely a couple shows on Bravo that I don't watch. I used to watch Shows of Sunset. I don't really anymore now that Asa is gone and, like, her diamond water I was really into. And then I don't like Topstuff. Is that still around? I don't know. Project Runway. Ugh, with Carly Klaus.

Oh, I mean. Coding with Carly. Like, stop. No. like does she have a personality let's not try to like pretend she's charismatic she's not and she's seven feet tall which like no judgment but it's very weird and then i will never forget when she was like oh we're getting campy for the met gal and came out on like a strapless gold like miniskirt i'm like okay no not camp because she's not edgy no and she's married to a Kushner which yeah

that's a lot right there so wait i wanted to to finish our like story our like personal story. So the shadow band, yes. Then we became InstaFriends and I like your account a lot and mainly because of what I said before. You're welcome, by the way, Sam. You're like, uh-huh. Yeah, keep going. So I like it a lot because I, like I said before about myself, let me just throw myself in the comment. Just compliment myself on the way. That I really like honesty about situation so right in my stories as well as in yours you'll have one post being like this is the most beautiful woman in the world about you know ex person and then you'll like hate on someone else so it's like you obviously aren't just a hater there are people that you you know think are amazing and beautiful and

you would like literally bow down to them um and pray to them if they started a religion and there's some people that you want to be like this person's a loser and this person's annoying um so i think that's why people, that's why I think it's not bullying, like I was saying before. And that's why I think, I think also when you do it in a funny way, which you manage to do than me. No, your stories literally get me through the day. Oh, my God. Like when you watch Southern Charm or when you watch like keeping up with the Kardashians

and you just like, you hear your voice just talking about the show. Oh, my God. And you're like, who is this freak of nature? What is she eating? like why are their subtitles you're like eating trisketes and just like going hard i'm like okay i love it yeah the it's it's crazy that's how my like affair with because i always watched bravo but my affair with like being obsessed started with vanderpump when people were like do you watch vanderpump and i'm like no and this was like probably before you followed me and i was like should i start

and everyone's like um fuck yes and then i started like doing it live so imagine i went from season one like binging it a vander pump a vander yes yes girl it was the most amazing i think out of all my recaps it was the most amazing because if you even try to remember what kind of shit went down for seasons it's like better than any reality show i rewatch vander pump rolls from the beginning once a year no stop yeah no every year i do it oh my because i like to be reminded at like the little train wrecks that they were and but sometimes i get it's so wrapped up in it that I automatically am like, oh my God, is my boyfriend cheated on me? Because you get into this world. That's how I got like my sister turned on. That's how like people

who didn't know the show that followed me got turned on. That's why people that did watch a show would watch it again through me. Because like what in what other world, what other show do you see like in the first seasons every single episode someone cheated on someone if not twice like in that episode. And they're all best friends. And they're all best friends and they're all cheating on each other. and like then you know it's like girl on girl and then it's like friends on friends and in the same room and in the same hotel room and like on the couch. Watching drive. Like it's bizarre and you also have to remind yourself their ages.

Which is, wait, how old are you? Jack's is 40. I just turned 27 in two weeks ago. Okay. That's a little annoying. Why? Because like, I mean, it's better than it. I'm 31, bitch.

Oh my God, shut the fuck up. Your skin. Okay, we have to talk about the glow. Oh, God. I put the glow on my boyfriend last night. He was laying there. Yes, I did. You used the glow on him?

You didn't teach out. I cheap out on my husband for, like my husband. And he's bald. So I put it like on his actual head too. I was like, babe, we got to let a glow, you know? I want you beaming from from down here. So what she's talking about you guys, for those who follow me, I was telling you about the Ole Henriksen gel cream, which Sam, you asked me, you're like,

is this for real? And I was like, I would never tell you, like, it's not how it is. And so you got it with expedited fucking shipping, right? Yes, I did. I mean, the biggest mistake, it is a scam. Never, ever do expedited Sephora shipping. But I saw your skin and I was like, is she for real? Like she is glowing

No but you guys I use it every day Like I'm really obsessed Like it really makes you glow It really doesn't It's super light and it smells like a creamsicle I know I love it It's so good I really do

Yeah so I got it I thought you know Because I'm thinking like Amazon Prime They manage things on a weekend To come the next day So I'm thinking Okay Sephora X by shipping It's going to be here

I'm My skin's going to be You know not in a crisis anymore And no Four days later for holdings that's crazy and that's also like kind of shows that you have no um wait i forgot the word in english what's a word for someone you speak another language yeah Hebrew oh speak it so there's a word in hebrew called triazzi poquim which means that you're a person that can't

put off like getting what they want is there nothing like that in english like a word for someone like that um no uh impulsive yeah but like you needed it so much like that you it wasn't like it was like milk it's like a face cream and you can wait like the five to seven days you needed it expedited absolutely not and then I got bamboozled because it didn't come for four days I was like is this a joke you should tell them so for it doesn't give a shit yeah so for it doesn't like I just became a rouge member like they don't care about me um so wait so I wanted to finish the thing so then we were supposed to do the podcast like last week and I was like you should come on the podcast and you were like yay and then we set a time we said whatever day no I'm not gonna even say day up I'm gonna say Amanda um is sitting here with her headphones on because we're doing it remotely and I'm like all logged in and then this bitch is like hey so like I don't have my computer charger I was so upset and I was like what and like you're

you're like don't be mad and I'm like I'm not but I was like gonna like no I was not that mad um but I was like so terrible I was kind of like wait are we close enough for me to be like are you a fucking idiot like get your shit together and get your we're close we're close like that you can talk to me you can berate me it's fine I was literally like I'm open to you just feeding me down publicly drag me honestly I was so upset Because also I'm an idiot and I do feuds on my Instagram. What does that mean? So where I deep dive into a feud. So I pick, you know, two housewives that have like long history together and I post clips and do all that. And people really like it. And so I said that I was going to do a phaedra Porsche or no, phaedra candy feud like two weeks ago, but the charger has been gone. So I haven't done it.

And I get the DM like every single day. where's the feud i'm like i know i know why do you need why do you need your computer charger for the feud oh because you have to look a lot of stuff up like on the yeah how far away does your boyfriend live he lives like 40 minutes that's a lot okay that's a lot yeah so like that's why i'm with him like for like long periods of time and then like i come home get my shit together and then i go back why don't you live together because that's newish it's like seven months how old is he that he's bald uh girl he's 29 and he is fully bald oh poor bb yeah but he rocks it he looks good no that's good i does he like embrace it

and shave it all off or is he trying to hold on to like baby hairs like joe judez oh he knows not to hold onto those baby hairs because in the middle of the night i'd be shaving his head because i do not stand for that like william prince william prince william let it go or at least like get a what do they call it like blade like one like shave it down to like a one is that a thing oh I know no I hear men talk about it no yeah yeah like it's like the level of shave yeah and he just is letting it grow really thick on the sides and it looks really bad oh my god okay so I want to talk about shaving in a second but I also want to talk about finish the fucking story of why I want to call you Romi so um this is going to be so anticlimactic get ready everyone it's not a good even story

So before, when Sam was like, I'm so excited, I was like, yay, do you have like a good mic and whatever? Because she isn't in New York. And she's like, I do. Like, I'm such a businesswoman. And I was like, L.O.L. And then she was like, call me Romi. And I was like, cool, Romi. Like, we'll set it up because like we never set our names, right?

Because that's like, you know, you start talking. And then you don't think about saying your name. And then so I connect her to my producer via email, and I've never said someone's name so much in my life. Like I'm like, I'm like, dear Jeff, here's Romi. Romi will be doing our podcast. Romi has a page called Bravo Historian. Romi, what time's good for you, Romi? Thanks, Romi.

So I write this email 17 times say Romey, thinking that when she said, hey, call me Romi, her name is Romi, right? And I even think I told you, like, I love that name. You did. And I was like, oh, I was like, interesting. Like, I didn't even think about it. But when you sent that fucking email, I was dying. I was crying. You don't understand. Because you did. You said, you said Romi like six times. And it's a small email. It wasn't, you didn't say that much. And half of it was Romney. It was like 80% of it was Romi. And then she, like, DMs me and she's like, so my name is, oh my. I'm sorry, this is a good story. See, I underestimated myself. And I was old, when I find that out, I was crying. And it just reminds me that somehow whenever, like, there is something that you're, like, doing wrong, you do it. I don't know how to explain it. But once my friend got a nose job and I was, like, upset about it because I liked her old nose. And then, like, subconsciously kept on, like, touching her nose all the time. And she was like, ow, I just got a nose job. Oh, I just got a nose job. And I was just like, I'd be like, you're so. cute and like touch her nose or like think something's funny and like punch her in the face and she's like what's happening and I was like I have no idea so I guess like my inner body knew it was like not Romey so it said Romey a thousand times I don't know it was so funny but anyway it's a good fucking story it is a great story you know what I was a little worried because it we took a lot of

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Like, we have a lot to get through. So, like, we do want to know, just like, tell me. me about the account, how you started it, why you started it, like, just a little, little tit-bid-a-ro about that. Okay. So I started Bravo Historian, like, a year ago, like, beginning of August 2018. And I started because I needed an outlet for all of my opinions and, like, all of, like, my housewife's thoughts. No one in my real life watches it.

So, what? Yeah. Oh, yeah. My mom's, like, Gloria Stein. and, like, she is so against these women, and she's like, why are they always fighting? I was like, okay, like, mind your stuff. Like, let them, let them eat them. Did she know about your own Instagram?

Oh, no one knew about my Instagram probably until May. Like, I didn't tell anybody. Oh, my God. And then when I first started dating Chris, I was like, oh, good. Like, I feel like I really like this guy. Like, I can see it going somewhere. I was like, I'm kind of scared. Like, do I tell him about it?

So I remember we were eating. This is so disgusting. We were eating tacos. in bed and I was like, Chris, I have to tell you something. And he was like, what? Like, you know, really scared. And he was like, are you pregnant? I'm like, yeah, I'm going to tell you I'm pregnant over bed fajitas. Like, no, I'm not pregnant. I go, I have an Instagram account. And he's like, okay, that is so weird. Like, I don't care. He's like, that's great. I really, like, he thinks it's the coolest thing, but I was so scared to tell him. Um, yeah, so I just needed an outlet. I like

communicating, like talking with other people about it. And yeah, it's pretty much it. I think that's awesome you know why i'm gonna tell you why i think and i have that feeling from you and i have a pretty good intuition about that stuff that are you a scorpio no i'm a gemini oh shit okay what does that mean what do you know i don't know i just like i could feel it but then you're a gemini so you didn't get the right feel then what do no i what made you think i was a scorpio just because you're like very honest and you're very blunt and you're you're you know like sassy um do you have like another side to you like a Gemini like how there's two sides well yeah babe I'm a Gemini I have two sides what do you mean I know yeah I mean like what's the other side I mean the thing is like I should have two sides but it's mostly just that side of like the crazy like I don't know what the other side can be we got to think about it's like that twin eight the other twin yeah I have to think about that my family is always like these I don't demon I because I'll literally like just like freak out on them and like scream at them and then cry but then that's like the normal. So I'm trying to think what like the other side is. But I was saying about you. So I could tell from, and that's why, you know, I liked you and invited you on is because I was saying like before that you're like honest about your opinions and blah, blah, blah, blah. But also that I could tell that you weren't a thirst monster. And that's like really important to me. Even though I might be one. I don't know. I'm like a low key thirst monster. Like so are you, I think. Like where you're like, where you're like, where you're like,

Like, I'm kind of thirsty, but I'm not going to be like Tyler C. Well, that was a really good transition. That was an amazing transition. Good job because I have a lot to say about Tyler C. But I, so that's why I'm trying to, like, give you some love and you're like changing the subject on me. I take compliments. Like, I'm so awkward. You really are.

You try to change. Yeah. I'm just saying like, so, because I see a lot of people on Instagram and I do want to say this to people listening. Like, even people that ask me like, how did you start or like, how do you start or like, how do you make money on here? Like, how did you, you know, get followers? And I know it's like an annoying answer. And it's kind of like when celebrities are like, you know, and then I was just like in Hollywood and like an agent. And it's not like that. But when I started my Instagram account, it was, it didn't start as a Bravo one. So it's not like the way you described yours. But it was

an outlet for me to like write funny things. And I've always had blogs and I've always written. So it's just like, oh, people do this on here. Like I can do it on here. And then. And it was a slow growth. And like it grew because I wrote a lot of content and kept it real, I guess. I don't know. And I like that about your account. And for those that start an Instagram account for, I don't know, hopes of being an influencer, hopes of making it a career, I think that's not the right reason to start something like this. It's like if you start a blog, if you start a blog because you like writing about, a certain topic, then it's going to be great and you'll probably gain some sort of a following and maybe you'll make money one day and maybe you'll be famous. I don't know. But if you're starting that blog, it's because of your love for writing or something. Do you get what I'm saying? So like, no, I totally get it because I don't know what it is, but people can like sniff out when you're being inauthentic. You know what I mean? And I think if you start an Instagram with the

hopes of like, oh, I just want to have a lot of followers and I want to do this. Like they can sense it. I don't know what it is. I mean, like, I can tell when people are being like too thirsty or things are a little too, I don't know, contrived or something like that. And I get a lot of questions sometimes people DM me and they're like, well, I want to start my own Instagram. Like, what is your, you know, advice? And I'm like, okay, number one, just be consistent. Like, just keep doing it because it makes you happy right don't do it because you want to just get followers and like get attention if you don't love it like the thing i'm doing this for three years and it's not like i'm doing it's my it's my baby it's me it's my life it's my passion it's my i don't know how to explain

i could never think about it that way and maybe i'm wrong maybe i'm not a business woman enough maybe I'm not like a pusher maybe I'm not you know a greedy Kardashian but I'm just like I'm do it because I fucking love it and that's why I'm still doing it with the same love motivation and put in the same effort as I did three years ago when I started today if not more I think you can tell like when I look at your Instagram I'm like okay I can tell that you still really love doing it and it's just you like it's just who you are that comes across you know what I mean like in your stories like you just like talk and I just love it like you just say whatever you want like you're not put together and perfect in the perfect lighting like like all the basher people pretty much um because I think

so many people are sick of the influencer like fake stuff like Colton and Cassie they're just disgusting and Tyler C like we were talking about before so just before we started I put up that G.G. Hadid unfollowed him and I want to celebrate. Me too. Like, she probably looks at his shit now like, what? No. This man hung out with me and Serena Williams at a bodega. I am disgusted. What was she? The thing is like, it's almost unbelievable because who he was on the show,

which was like, Hannah, like, you're a queen, like I love you, is so not this like he didn't, Either he duped us because the whole country was like, oh, my God, Tyler, see, do me and also be the bachelor and also you're the most amazing. How are you so beautiful and also so kind? And how did Hannah not want to have sex with you? We were all shocked. But him on Instagram, you guys. And you know what? It annoys me to even complain about him because he has two million followers.

So the joke's on me. You know what I mean? And like, I'm like talking shit about him. Meanwhile, he has two million followers. He has a new ad every single day. he's the worst at doing the ads. It's like I would never pay him a dollar. Like it's literally like he's just like, I don't know.

And I swear to God, he doesn't seem hot to me anymore. He doesn't seem hot to me anymore. He's got such a hot body, but, and he's got a hot face and then he smiles. And it always looks like it hurts him. Then he talks. He smiles and then he talks. And I'm like, oh my God, my boner has just left the building. No, it left.

It left a while ago. It left when he introduced Instagram to Matt James And like wouldn't let it go Him and Matt James sleeping on the couch Like sir you're you're dating Gigi Like you went to the Netherlands for her grandma's funeral Which we met her on Real Housewives And she was a beautiful lady

And yeah he's like sleeping on his couch It's weird It's weird He did get his own apartment out with motherfucking Matt James And it just seems like he's so thirsty to get like a free shit because he's like, you guys, like, where should I get my coach? Like, I need someone to put it. I'm so bad at imitating him right now.

I know. I was like, oh, is Tyler C on the line? But he was just like so obviously searching for brands and companies to send him shit. I can't even tell you. I hate that. And everyone does it. All those fucking bachelor people do that. The Bachelor Nation community, it's really.

something else like the way that they brand themselves and get like how they just become these super influencers it's almost like they're not on the show for love and you can smell like sniff that out and now even more the thing is like I spoke about a lot I know you're not in like bachelor world so um we'll just I used to be in bachelor world really and then I left because that's a thing it's like it's really really inauthentic and like it's all these people that are 22 years old, beautiful, like, and they want to be literally, like, specifically, they want to be Instagram influencers. That's all they want to be, and that's all they end up being.

And that's okay with them, but it's disgusting to us, even though it's disgusting to me and you, but I follow because I need to see what's up, not everyone, obviously. And two million other people follow them. And it's become more of an epidemic because it used to be much smaller scale, like, used to be, you know, one million for a Bachelor contestant was like mega, like crazy. Now it's like Colton has two million. Tyler C. has over two million. Hannah does too.

It's like it's a show, yeah. It's a sick. It's a sick thing. It's like they all become these mega, mega, mega, mega influencers. And then I would think that the Bachelor, like the producers and whatever would take a better, you know, stab at how to go about it so it doesn't continue like that but then i saw just like little snippets of who's on peter's season to come and it's like just pageant girls and dumb ass bitches so it's not ending you're all you know 19 years old from okama with like perfect teeth and abs and i'm just like

okay like i get it but that's not that's not real that's not real and peter i don't get it he's not hot i really i'm confused and you know what i thought wasn't it mike i was like we need to get Mike on, right? Is it after? We don't. And then he started acting super weird. Like, talking about Demi Levato. I'm like, sir. By weird, do you mean thirsty AF? Because

dehydrated. That's what I, I was also like Mike for Bachelor, Mike's so cute. And then do you know that I noticed on the actual shows, I was like, wait, you guys, he's pulling the same lines because on, he was on Bachelor in Paradise and he didn't get a lot

of air time weirdly. But I I think that's why they didn't want him on Bachelor because he didn't prove himself at all. And on Bachelor in Paradise, he was just saying the same lines about his mom and his sister. And, like, he has the same mantra of, like, how he's so close to the women and his family, just wants a strong woman.

The same, like, lines that are supposed to get you and what got us all in the season he was on, like, were the same. And the same stupid smile with the chopped lips, not into it. Next, if you date Demi Lovato. With the chap's lips. Oh, my gosh.

It's so true. Like, keep it on the deal. And you saw him ask out, um... Kiki. Yes. And she was like, calling the cops. Like, it was super weird.

And I'm like, dude, do not shoot your shot on live TV. Like, first of all, that's uncomfortable. Like, stop putting women in these, like, weird, uncomfortable situations where they have to feel like they have to say yes to you. I don't want to say yes to you in your goofy smile. I don't. No, he really blew it. And I feel like it's not cute.

And if you have a shot with Demi Lovato, then you keep. that shit on the DL. You pretend. You pretend to not be thirsty. You pretend. You act. He couldn't. He couldn't help himself.

He was like talking about like her kissing. Right. Ew. And I'm like, she's fragile. Like we don't need you to. Oh, why to hear something really dark?

Oh my God. Okay. So my friend is a writer and he writes for a magazine and we were talking about I'm like how do people get articles up like so quickly about like things that happen like a death of a celebrity. or something. Yeah. He goes, we have celebrities, obituaries, pre-written.

And I was like, oh, my God. And he goes, this is really, like, he has, like, Betty White's pre-written. He has, like, Meryl Streep's pre-written. And then he also said that he has Justin Bieber's pre-written. No. I know. He might join the 27th, the 27 club. No.

I know. You love Jay Bebbs. And then he said he has Debbie Lovato's. I was like, oh, my God. So they also choose, like, which young people are more likely to go? Yes. That's the sad part. Like, okay, Betty White.

You know what I mean? Like, okay. Betty White's like on the verge. Like I love her, but she's on the verge. Like Betty White, she's like 105, whatever. Have that pre-written because it can happen any day, God forbid. But like, Jay Bebbs, like let him live. Yeah, Jay Bebibs.

No. I think Selena. Yeah. But you love Haley Bieber. I love her aesthetic. And I love, and I have this feeling that I'm sure that she's just like an angel. from the sky and like doesn't do drugs and is like clean as can be and like smells like a baby's butt and like is just like the best influence and I think Selena wasn't that's what I believe I might

be wrong yeah you're a believer wait are you hating on that no I love Haley Bieber. She did post like something really weird about Halloween. She did not enter like you know Bible verses in her like bio. Yeah that was like really awkward. I was like like she was like I'm a Christian and I still love to get freaky at Halloween. I'm like, okay. But her met gala look, I'm this, like I'm obsessed with her aesthetic, like you said. Like that shoot she did where she was kind of being Princess Diana. Do you know what I'm talking about? I fucking love that. No, that was beautiful. That was beautiful. People were hating on it, but people have to hate on everything. And like, I'm saying that as someone who hates on, like, the majority of things. But I celebrate that. Yeah, that was amazing. Are you a Selena like lover?

I hate Celina Gomez. Oh my God, you do. Controversial. I think there's something going on because she's always like the top artist I'm like she's whispering Her songs are whisper tracks I don't get it She's not a good singer I saw her on carpal karaoke

She is not good Oh my God no she was No but babe She was she was weird on carpal karaoke Do you remember she had like nails She was like being She was trying to be cool and funny When you try to be cool and funny

It like doesn't work well Yeah like I watched that And she just I just I don't really I'm not vibing with her I don't vibe with her I don't vibe with her I don't vibe either I don't vibe I mean I like the new songs and I really like that they're like so obviously about Justin and my feeling more about the top tracks was like that she was so excited I was like how are you so excited you're Selena Gomez somehow you're the most followed person on Instagram maybe not anymore but she was for a while she was yeah um how is that so shocking you're not like some underground person like Like, so what would you have been, if not one, too? Like, I just feel like she, like, gets a lot of love. People fucking love her. The country goes crazy.

And I think because Taylor Swift loves her. Wait. Did you? That people love her. You think? Really? Yeah, like Taylor Swift has a lot of influence. And I just think if Taylor loves you, like, the world loves you.

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Your religion. The real, real on the real housewives. You don't understand it. I got chills all over my body. My nipples got hard watching it. It was really crazy. Legit me too. And I just want to say something again.

It's going to be a little bit controversial. And I might have said this before. R-H-O-N-J over R-H-O-N-Y. I'll say it. You don't. I'm struggling. Really? It's different.

To me, it's very different. Real House of New York is my baby, my everything in this life. But it hasn't been good. You can't admit that it hasn't been good. You don't think it hasn't been good? New York. Lately. Um, I'm speechless.

Really? They give me so much life every week. But New Jersey gives me life on like a different level because it's like about like, you know, deportation and that there's a lot of like glass throwing and it's a lot. But okay, I get what you're saying. I get it. I mean, like I said, I didn't say it was a popular opinion. It's controversial. Everyone I speak to also agrees with you.

Like I remember I've said last season of New York I told people that it was like boring me and people were like, wow, whatever the New York. women do I'm into like they can just look at a wall and be interesting and I'm like I don't think so I can like just judge it um differently but um we're talking about new jersey so amazing first episode omg louis amazing what do you okay so jia got her first confessional first of ella I'm obsessed with her why she's so cute she's so cute she's so mature and she's like a mom to the kids Did you see how she, like, sent off, like, Gabriela, like, what is her name? She, like, all the Anianas. Yeah, she was like, she was like, all you got to go.

Like, go upstairs. But she, like, kissed them. And their Marble Palace. Like, in this. With no-no. Oh, my God. America's no-no. Like, oh, by the way, apparently I didn't spell no-no right on my Instagram story and I got a lot of shit.

Right. How do you spell no? I thought it was just like, no-no. Like, N-O-N-O. apparently it's like N-O-N-N-O. I'm like, okay. Listen, I haven't had grandparents and I don't know what he said,

which people told me what he said later, but when he was like, just said something, I cried. Like, I was like, he moves me. Because you don't have grandparents? I don't have grandparents. I don't have, like, one grandma, but... How can you say you've never had if you have?

I hate when people do that. Well, because you had, like, Alzheimer's for, like, my whole life. So I was like, not really wrong. But it's fine. No, so I really haven't had... I win. Just kidding. But literally, no, no, move me to tears.

Teresa, it's really hard for me because I've been hating on her lately, especially after the weird-ass, cringy special Andy did with her and Joe. Oh, my God. I made Chris watch with me. It was so good. But doesn't it ever, like, on a hater level, like, piss you off that this, like, illiterate woman is, like. Making millions.

Making millions. It's a best selling, like you're a writer, right? Best selling New York Times author. It's just like multiple times. Like multiple times. And she says, Beautiful List. Like, I am okay with spelling mistakes. Like, I hate when the whole world thinks I care if someone wrote your or your, like,

I don't care that much. But Beautiful List and like having. Ingrediences. Just like the way she talks is. And then she kind of, if I used to think she was like a good person, she doesn't. and she doesn't seem like a good person anymore. I don't know. I just think she's like broke down a little bit.

Like I think this season I'm super excited because she's now like coming into her own again. Yeah. Like she's not giving up fuck anymore. So we're getting like the table flipping Teresa back. But isn't it weird? She said on the special that she was faithful, but then in the upcoming scenes for the season,

she's like, look at him. I hooked up with him. No? Okay. Well, she's also a liar. So, like, she still thinks that she did nothing wrong. I'm like, okay, well, I disagree. She did.

I mean, it also makes me, like, just really sad because we know that Joe went to Italy and didn't stay in the ice facility. And Gia said that he needs to prove his love by staying there. And we know that he didn't, you know? Yeah. But, I mean, right now they're all in Italy, like living their best, like, dancing, in a club and Melania is in a crop top. It's a lot of the process. Yeah.

What do you think is happening there? It's being filmed, which is crazy. Oh, thank God. Oh, my God. Get the cameras on the ground. I want people. I want producers. I want people in mics. I want. Wait, so who's your favorite? Who's your favorite on New Jersey? Margaret. Oh, my God. Same. I fucking love her. She's the best thing to happen to New Jersey. I agree. And I was really not expecting it because I remember seeing her pigtails in her first promo. True, true, true, she's dumb.

I said, who is this bitch, like, in pigtails? And now I'm like, if Marge doesn't have pigtails on, what's going on? And like, I just love the way, I love her like Marlena. I love her husband and her, like, just, and oh, and Marge Senior and the way she calls her Marge Sr. kills her, I just love everything about her. I think she's so great. I think she's so great. And it feels so authentic.

Like, I feel like it's not a schick. Like, she's like, serious. She's like, yeah, Marge Senior. Yeah, no, I think that's how she is. Yeah. Wait, what do you think of Jennifer? Jennifer gives me old school house vibes. So she's like super open about LIPO and she's super open about all of her money in her bathrooms,

but she's also like super unhinged. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Like, I don't really like. like her as a person, but I love her on my TV. As a character, you're right. She does, and like, do you see, did you see what she was wearing in her, like, confessionals? Her, um, hook confessional, where she looks like captained fricking hook.

Like, she looks crazy. She looks insane. It's like she, you know how, like, didn't like some really famous, like, celebrity say when you look in the mirror, like, take one piece of jewelry off? Oh, I don't know. They did. Okay, well, someone said that. Clearly, I don't know what I'm talking about, but she does not listen to that.

She had like a barrette, a clip. No, she looked. I don't know even out of what era she looked like. I'm like debating. If it's like 20s, like corset, like I don't even know. Or it's like 80s because it was like kind of also 80s. Yeah, it was definitely both. But it looked really good.

I'm so excited for the season. I was goosebumps legit all over for the coming scenes. And what are your thoughts on Dolores and Brank? First of all, I posted it today. Like, Dolores looks good. Like, hi, J-Lo, what's up? Like, she looks good. Do you think there's rumors that she is, like, a black woman?

Wait, what does she say that she is? Italian. Oh, right. But her mom, no. She can't be a black woman. We met her mom. I know, but there's, like, these, like, rumors that she's not. That's not her mom?

No, that that is her mom, but, like, there's something like, you know, Like she's, you know, that her dad is black, oh, adopted. Yeah, maybe. Like, I don't know. I don't have, I have no really like real sources on this. But like, whenever I post a picture of her, I get so many DMs going, that's a black woman. And I'm like, I have no idea.

It's Dolores. Oh, those are the source of the rumors, people in your DM saying she's a black woman. Yeah, so like that credible. Well, I think that she looks good. I think her, I think it's shocking that she's like. dating like a higher risk um like pregnancy guys yeah it's like very off brand i feel like i don't know want to eat the pizza and frank was like to eat the pizza and he's like okay like i'll have a slide like it was so awkward wait the whole situation is awkward like she's living with frank katania

he's coming over and like chill in there with them the whole thing is so awkward but you know relationships when you get older like i guess whatever works for you yeah maybe I mean, David doesn't. Frankie is so hot. Frankie is so hot. And if he gets with Gia, like, my life will be made. Oh, my God. They're little tiny Italian, like, Bambinos. No, but Gia really, like, I just feel like, somehow do you agree that, like, these kids that are raised and, like, fucked up households and have to have, like, their shit together for, like, their younger siblings end up being, like, the smartest, like, best kids, you know? Like, maybe you need to neglect your, you need to neglect your children. You need to neglect your children. You need to neglect your children. children sometimes, I feel like, so they can be independent and smart. Yeah, like, back off. Like, you know whose kids aren't going to be great? And I really don't like speaking, like, talking about kids, but it is what it is.

It's Jennifer's kids. Oy. They're going to be, like, little shitheads. Oy. Yeah. With the makeup. With the makeup. It's too much.

Yeah. I'm like, oh, God. I'm like, they're not going to be great members of society. No. No. So we're really excited about that. And then the more exciting thing to me, if they're. could be a more exciting thing, is that VPR's new trailer was released for season eight this week.

I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pino Grigio. I can't believe it's been eight seasons. I can't believe for me that I'm going to watch this new season live. And I don't even know how I feel about it because I really liked watching it like in retrospect and feeling like it was real life. I don't know how to explain it. And I feel like now that I'm going to be watching it live feels like different to me. I just feel like weird about it. I feel like I've seen too much happen.

I don't know. It just feels like so much faker this time with like those new weird people I don't care about. How did you feel about the trailer? The trailer, I love the interim rules. So they really can do no wrong. Well, VPR is my baby. Like it's my, it was, you don't understand the obsession. but I'm glad I hope we get like Britney and Jacks's wedding like out of the way.

Like I hope it's like first like episodes because I don't give a shit about it. Yeah, I don't think I'm sick of that talking about being married. I don't think they string things along. You know how VPR is like they'll put the cheating scandal in the first episode. They usually don't string things along. So I hope they don't string that along. But I couldn't imagine it's just like I love. Vanderpump rules so much, but I feel like

the first seasons were just like gold, like reality television gold. Like who could make that shit up, the cheating, the fighting, the everything. It's like now they're all married. Well, now they're all like pretending they're good people. Right. And being married and having homes and everything like that. So who's

your favorite on Vanderpump? Stasi is my favorite on Vanderpump. Really, Sam? You're so basic. Oh, I'm the most. most basic bitch ever. I didn't think you were... I really like her.

I like Ariana. I like how sad Sheena is. With like her penguins. With that penguin thing, I was like, oh, girl. Wait, what penguin thing? You didn't see last season when she adopted a penguin for Adam and he was like, I don't want it. And then she cried at Britney's engagement parties.

I didn't realize it was... She cried on Mama's shoulder. No, I love... First of the mama was just trying to, like, enjoy the day. And she was literally sobbing. People are going to yell at you again because I'm pretty sure it's me ma'am. Oh my God. Me ma'am.

Mama. What am I talking about? Me ma'am. Okay. No, I remember that specifically that moment. Wait, who's your favorite? That's a good question. Is it James?

Because I love James. No. But it's definitely, I'll tell you what. What'd you say? It better not be Katie. Why? Katie is a black hole. Don't say that.

I'm sorry. I can't. She's my baby. Katie, Maloney? Yeah, she's like my baby, like, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, don't. That's a choice.

Okay. I don't. I respect it. Okay. Because I'll tell you this. I think Stasi, the first seasons, I loved her. Like, if you want to go back to my highlights of me recapping and joy, I was like, who is this smart ass, funny ass, bitch.

I love it. Like, I loved everything that came out of her. mouth and I do think she's sassy and funny but I don't know something about following her on Instagram ruined it for me because she's so basic on Instagram she's so Botox she's so like look at my engagement ring like let me make fun of being basic. She's very basic yeah no I agree but like I think she's like really leaned into that she's leaned into that exactly too much to the point where I don't think we get any funny sides or like like on her if you just follow her on Instagram I don't think you know that she's even like funny or has like good liners and stuff like that not at all not anymore

yeah not anymore because it's like everything yeah her on instagram was not the stasi that i know and love like i want stasi to be mean again yeah like i love that stasi so um maybe when the show comes back like oh my god i have something really funny no i can't even say it oh my god say it you have to okay i'll say it i can't believe i'm saying it okay so i love katie but i'm also like she was on the podcast. Like we talk sometimes. Like we're cool. So sometimes she replies to my stories and stuff like that. So sometimes, you know, I'll still put things up even though I know Katie's going to see them. Do you get what I'm saying? So I put, I put up one day, oh my God, this is funny. I put up one day, like, who's your favorite Vanderpump rules person to follow on Instagram? And I put it as like

questions or a poll so like no one saw what people were saying, but I saw. And like it was like 95 percent saucy and I was like ugh and then I put up like two days later because I'm not like such a bitch you know so I just put up like that my least favorite person is a person that everyone said that they love to follow so everyone's like who who but I didn't say who okay and then Katie DMs me and she's like wait who oh my gosh I was like I was like Katie like can't tell you and she yeah it's the secret she's like who like you have to tell me I was like, it's not you. And she's like,

duh, it's not me, but like, who is it? And I was like, Katie, stop. Like,

I didn't know what to say. And she was like, Stasi, like she asked. And I was like, and I was like, and I put the emoji with the mouth,

um, and she was like, yeah, don't. And I, and oh, so then I got nervous a little bit. So I like voice recorded to Katie.

Yes, you guys, this is real life. And I was like, Katie, listen, like, I don't hate her.

like she's your best friend she just like is in my type of person to follow on Instagram like that's what I meant because I got a little nervous about our insta friendship and she was like I take those seriously and then she was like um she was like no it's totally fine so many of our friends like muted her and like can't stand her on that's hilarious oh my god I know and I was like few so we're good so what do you think happened with Stasi and Kristen do you have any like inside scoop like what do you think i don't and i wish katie would have like like dm'd me about those stories that i was like what's happening but i'm just assuming it was some fucking fight i mean we'll see

it i don't think it's that like crazy i think they're all like over her and bitchy to her and she was probably like stab being bitchy to me and they're all like get your life together and your stupid boyfriend that you're like you know and you're a loser and she probably doesn't want to take it anymore i'm assuming yeah that's true yeah Oh, well, that's a good assumption. I'm assuming that's what happened. And they're all, like, besties with Lala now. And a lot of times I post about Lala and I feel bad

because I'll be like, what the fuck did she do to her face? And I know Katie's, like, BFF with her. You know what I mean? Like, it doesn't feel like that good, but I have to, like, be true to who I am. I have a lot of opinions about Lala, like a lot. Like what? Because I really struggle. You struggle.

Yeah, because I really, really liked Lala. And when she first came out, and I thought she was like a breath of fresh. Like, I just really enjoyed her. and then she started becoming this like white feminist like where it not like she only cares about feminism when it has like it suits her like she wants everybody to be like so accepting of her and her behavior and what she wears and what she does and whose dick she sucks for money and like whatever but like she isn't that way with other women like she screams in recal's face like she's yelling at billy lee like i just i just don't like that and i think it's it's so disgusting

and I really, okay, I just really fucking hate it, honestly. Yeah. Does that mean you hate her? No, because I still follow her. Yeah. I don't hate her. I just, like, wish she would, like, tone it down a little bit. You know what I mean?

The thing is, Sam, how do you take that seriously? Because, like, I don't get upset about it because I'm like, I've never taken her being a feminist as a serious thing. I've taken it as an excuse for things that she does. So she says that. But like, like, do you get what I'm saying? So I don't get upset because I'm not like, oh, she said she was a feminist and here she is. I'm like, so what if she fucking said?

You know what I mean? No, totally. I get upset because I feel like super invested in all their lives and like in a very unhealthy way. And I let a lot of things that these people say and do like really affect me. And I shouldn't. But then I also get frustrated because she has such an influence and she has such like, like people take what she says to. You know what I mean? Yeah, like not every viewer comes to it with the way you do, which is like kind of the smart way.

I see what you're saying. That's calling people dumb, but, you know, they are like, oh, a feminist. Like that's what they think it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I just look with it. And I wish her and Stasi, like, still were going at it because that would be great.

And I wish her face was the same face she had because it was a really nice face, you know? It was a really nice face. And Randall is just, it's so botched, you know? It is, yeah. Do you know? I'm not like trying to name drop, but I'll just say this is funny. When I met Lala, I'd watch what happens live. And I was-

You were in the clubhouse? I was in the clubhouse. See, you miss a lot before you found me via Shadow Ban. So I met her and was scared shitless. So, like, somehow she knew I was posting about her, like, giant lip. And I was like, if Lala comes at me, like, I'm dead. Like, I can't handle that shit. if she ever like if it like you know how you're just like paranoid even though she doesn't know who you are

and doesn't care but in my head I was like what if she does um so then I met her and the first thing she said was like do my lips like look weird because she had just like gotten them done I guess and like because I'm like supposedly this like real ass bitch I couldn't be like I couldn't like answer that question without saying something so I was just like I was like by the way they look so much better in real life because they do because in a lot of times when she posts those like bed selfies you don't know what's going on like you don't know like how the lips are taking over the whole entire screen and like if she's allergic to something and then in real life it looks more proportionate so it's just like it looks way more proportionate in real life and she has she really

preached it she was like i love that she's like i'm d with like your honesty and i'm like do with you just never find out that I said that shit because I would pee my pants so well that's the thing too like when people tag the housewives that I'm like talking about I'm like I'm like please fucking don't like yeah oh what do you mean and what I don't get like like they'll like they'll tag them like or they'll like um write their handle like on like one of my posts or something and they're like can you believe this and I'm like delete that right now because it's like I'm terrified of these women like I respect all of them and I like I just have opinions but they're like the breeze like they change so fast that's true and the other thing I will say also about Vanderpump

is like when I got asked in like my midst of being obsessed um like who's your favorite who's your least favorite which I did to you so I'm sorry um I like like people were hating James right and I would always say like I don't hate James I don't hate anyone I don't hate Kristen like these people like as much as they're real and I know they're real are like interesting characters for me to watch so although James might be an awful person at times like I don't care that he's awful do you get what I mean like he's interesting no I totally agree so and like I think about that too when I watch real hostas of Orange County because I'm like okay I really don't like these women but I don't hate them and at some level I respect them because they're putting themselves out there and that is like a really brave thing to do. do. Yeah. That is pretty crazy. I respect it. That is pretty crazy. Like Shannon went on screen and grabbed her belly fat on screen. Wait, inside the shirt or outside the shirt? Outside in a sports bra. Was there a lot to grab? I mean, she was at her heaviest at this point. So yes. It was a shock to the system. I was like, holy shit. A woman just grabbed her fat on TV. Like, I could never. I could never do

that they're so brave it's a really good example of bravery honestly um before we go because we have to go soon even though we have so much more to talk about which sucks um i just want to talk about hollywood stuff real quick because this one is an important one to me so pt davidson and kair gerber i actually got some personal tea that she would was at his minneapolis show last night it was like being filmed for like a Netflix special so apparently the audience um had to give their phones up and stuff so like it wasn't she wasn't seen there do you get what I mean like no one could hear there but she was there according to eyewitnesses and what I loved the most about this situation is that e-news was like Kai Gerber is wearing a pea necklace for Pete and I don't know

I don't think you were following me then because this was when I was when you talk about Ayah Gerber and her brother. Oh, were you, do you know what happened to my Instagram when I put, when I put that up? When I put up, like, brother fuckers, like, I put up a bunch of different ones. People on Instagram were freaking out. Like, I found out that I have so many, people are into incest. Like, I, my, no, not in that way. But my Instagram, like, what, like, never blew up like this.

Like, I get a lot of messages a day. And that day was like, whoa. It was like, I couldn't keep out with it. it was insane. Half of it was like, you know, against it. Half of it was like telling me I'm not okay for like not accepting sibling love and I should like get therapy because I'm obviously have issues with like intimacy with family and all this shit. Okay. And I was like, okay, brother, fucker. What are you doing with your brother? So this was such a good example of that because Pete, not Pete, Kyah Gerber and Presley, her brother have so many questions.

Instagram photos and have tattoos, I think, together or of each other's names. And she walks around with a pee on her fucking neck for her alive brother. And I say alive because only if he, God forbid, something happened to him and it was in memoriam, do I think it would be okay and normal? So she was wearing a pea necklace and E-News didn't investigate right and was like, oh my God, she's wearing a P for Pete. And I was like, bitch, she's wearing a pee for Presley, her brother. So it's not for Pete.

And Enos tends to get a little wrong sometimes. Do that? Yeah, sometimes I don't know who's running their social, but they really need to like have a come to Jesus with them and realize like they're not, they're missing the mark. I mean, it's a good story. And maybe they don't know that, you know, she has a weird relationship with her brother. But I don't think Enos can come out against, you know, Cindy Crawford's daughter and son say that they're fucking each other. I don't think that that's something that they can do, but you can, and I'm here for it. So are you, what do you think that, like, how Pete Davidson is getting all these fucking hot girls?

I get the Pete Davidson attraction. I will never forget when he was told that he had butthole eyes. Oh, and Ariana, like, defended him. I know. I was like, oh, that's cute. But I don't like him and Kaya together. I think it's weird. I think she's too young for him.

And she wants to fuck her brother And also like I don't believe that she's like edgy enough You know like who did he date Kate Beck and say I'll definitely edgy enough you know Like yeah and also hot as hell Yeah and also fucking crazy so you're like that makes sense Right like Kya just seems like

Let's sort of postmates And like you watch go more girls Like she doesn't which I'm totally down to do But I'm also not dating to do it right Yeah no 100% oh my god girl thank you thank you for coming on you're gonna definitely this was so fun

you're amazing you're amazing tell I'm like a fan girl oh my god are you yes oh are you kidding me oh I'm j I'm like obsessed I like tell people to follow you all the time you're so cute because I'm like you're so real you're so funny your skin glows like you have a cute dog your husband just like laughs like he's just like so chill with you like being crazy oh my god because I I have this like really. Yeah, because I love when people have like more than one emotion a day. Like, I think it's okay. You're so cute. And sometimes people just like can't handle it. That's what I was going to say before. I think when you were like awkwardly cutting me off from giving you a compliment. That I wanted to say, and this won't make you feel awkward because it's just like an objective statement, is that when we're talking about thirsty people and I was saying that you don't come across as thirsty, even though you probably are on the DL. No, I'm just kidding. But that you, that you.

fucking lift other people up and that's so cool of you like she fucking like just went on and was like here are the people that I love to follow and she put me up and I'm talking about you and you put up other people and I was like that is so sweet of you like that's so not a lot of people do that you know people are very like territorial exactly and you know are competitive in this like weird environment of Instagram and don't want to lift each other up and don't want other people. I don't know. It's just such a, you know, where people think they're too good for other people. Like, it's just really, really, really refreshing to see. And I'm all about you. And people, if you love Bravo and a funny ass bitch, follow Bravo historian on Instagram. Is there

anywhere else or something else you want to tell people that you're doing? Well, I do have a couple things coming up that are super exciting um i and this is like i'm announcing here first so oh my god we're going to be like yeah we have bravo the hot scoop um do people still say that the hot scoop is that even a thing people say i don't know i'm such an idiot okay so um i'm starting a podcast but it's not like pop culture related or like it's not like now so what i'm going to be doing is going back and watching old episodes of Real Housewives and then covering them. So yeah, I'm really excited.

Are you going to be doing it by yourself? No, I'm digging with my friend Steve who runs Faces by Bravo, which is another Instagram account. He's amazing, so funny. And yeah, so we're super excited. Oh, that's amazing. That'll be fun.

So it'll just be like a random episode. Like we pick a season, like an old season, that would be deep dive. Ooh. Yeah. Like we're going to do Real House of Beverly Hills Season 1, which can get real dark because Taylor Armstrong.

Wait, you're going to do the whole season, episode by episode? Yeah. Oh, M. G. Louie. That'll be good. When is that coming out? We're starting to record, so probably in like two weeks. Amazing. Yeah.

Do you want to say the name for it or something? Yeah. It's called, but now we set it, which is a playoff of Camille Grammar, yelling at Taylor Armstrong in season three of Beverly Hills. But now we said it. Yeah, but now we said it. Okay. So is coming to a freaking podcast app near you.

Yes. And you're like my fairy godmother when it comes to podcasts. So you'll be getting a lot of questions. No problem, baby. Thank you for coming. You'll definitely come on again. Oh my God. I would love to.

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