Not Skinny But Not Fat - BRITNEY V JLS, ADELE, & MUNNLANEY BB

Episode Date: January 25, 2022

Kamanda katches you up on the latest! Olivia Munn and John Mulaney are playing house, Adele postpones her show, a new funny Hollywood couple makes waves, Demi Lovato shocks again, Kanye's coming for Netflix, MGKMF take Lake Como, and my fave: Letters of Admission. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You might know me from Not Skinny Bonatha on Instagram where I spend my time talking about reality TV, celebrities, everything happening and pop culture. I also talk to some of our favorite celebs and reality TV stars. We talk about what's going on. Tune in every Tuesday and just feel like you're talking about your best friends in your living room. Hey guys, I am recording today from a very fucked up day. I got my booster shot yesterday and I knowingly got my booster shot, knowing I'm going to get my period the next day. Like, am I trying, like, am I fucking like sadistic?

So you can only. imagine the day that I had, ugh, just like felt horrible, felt wrathy, felt angry. And I have a baby to take care of. So it's not easy, bitches. It's not fucking easy. And you know who has to take the wrath? His name is husband. So send him some flowers because it's been a fucking day. in the midst of all this, I obviously listen to Jamie Lynn on Caller Daddy. And, oh my God, first of all, listen to podcasts that you, like, if you want to listen for fun, like, to me, don't do this, but to other podcasts that you want to listen to for like information or, you know, you just want to hear certain something so you don't want to listen to the whole hour.

Literally put it on fast forward. Not fast forward. Like on Spotify, you could put it on like 1.2. 1.5, 1.8. I listened to Jamie Lynn on a 1.5.8. And with her southern draw, 1.8 is like normal speed. So, I mean, listen, we've had a week of Brittany v. Jamie Lynn Spears. And I've flipped and I flop like a fucking steak because, I mean, listen, at the end of day, there's a huge elephant in the room. And the elephant in the room is that we're not saying that, Brittany is a little cray cray.

We're not saying, oh, like, she seems a little, you know, not well adjusted, you know, or she seems like maybe, I mean, and the thing that always I come back to when I have this thought is, you know, it's kind of like the chicken was the chicken for the egg or the egg for the chicken is like, is she cray cray and that's why all of this happened or did she get cray cray because this happened, you know, and that's what I wonder too when, you know, I see that she doesn't dance like she used to is like, what happened before is like the conservatorship, her dad, all of this to blame for what she is like today? Or did she become like she is today? And that's why the conservatorship happened. Not that I would ever, you know, think the conservatorship

is necessary. Let's not forget a conservatorship is for people in vegetative, you know, states that have dementia and are a thousand years old. So whatever, even if she's a loony bin, you know, on meth, she doesn't deserve to be put in a conservatorship. And even if she was a looney bin on meth, she was doing fucking Vegas shows and residencies and shit. So none of that matters. And the thing is like, I was really trying to see the other side. At first, as you guys don't follow me, I was very angry. I was like, fucking that little bit, Jamie Lynn, I'm on a Popper. You know, fucking, I even got, I got nasty. I was like her fucking face. Because at the end of the day, it's like, she said, she said. But there's one thing I know for sure.

And it's you're a little bitch and you're promoting your book and your story. You don't not matter. But like right now, Brittany matters. For 13 years, Brittany was like a prisoner. This is her moment. She just got free. so you're coming out with your book that was that's like i feel like there's should be no debate about that you're coming out with your book and your story and you're this and you're that when we want to hear from brittany and your story isn't only your story because you're telling a lot of shit about brittany from your point of view quote unquote but a lot of it that makes her look bad like you know the knife story that she felt so unsafe oh i wonder how my fucking sister felt when I threw a knife at her. Okay, it was a fork. I was trying to,

like, protect Brittany and be dramatic. But like, I threw a knife of my sister. I poured hot coffee on my sister. Like, is she going to write a book about that? I hope fucking not. Like, I always tell my older sister, like, I will out crazy you any fucking day. You can be bigger than me. You can be stronger than me. But I'm fucking nuts. Like, and I remember, like, just thinking, like, I'm going to scare her like she needs to be afraid that I can do crazy shit like for her not to bully me and you know whatever not steal my jeans or whatever so that's what I think I think that at the end of the day doesn't matter all the shit back and forth and the thing is with this Britney story is like you can go so deep you can go fucking like free Britney rally shit outside the courtroom you could

deep dive you can read fucking court statements you could you know dig up shit on Lou Taylor. You can, whatever. And the thing is like, it's a lot. It's a lot because like even a lot of people, you know, I posted the Jamie Lynn. Okay. So Brittany lawyer, which is Zaddy's Rosengarde. Zaddy's Rosengart. He filed a letter of admission to Jamie Spears. A lot of different things. One of the admit parts were admit that you had an affair with Lou Taylor. Admit that you like went to Hawaii unlike my dime. which, like, if you guys saw my stories last week, I was like, letters of fucking admission. That is the biggest vibe I've ever seen in my life. Like, let's pause for a moment.

And by the way, this was corroborated by many lawyers who told me, oh, my God, this is the best part of my job. It's literally letters of like, admit this, admit this, admit this, admit this. And I was like, oh, my God, would I want to send letters of fucking admission to, like, ex-boyfriends, people that treated me like shit, friends that, you know, annoyed me, you know, my sister is that we fight every fucking day. My mom admit that I'm your favorite daughter. You know, like, I just want to send letters of an amrata. Admit that like, you know, you said excuse the docketad so we'd know that this was, you know, photo was taken after birth. Admit that you said I have a small

following toward my feelings. Admit that you follow me from a instant. I'm just kidding. Then there are people like, why are you obsessed with that I'm rat? Anyway, HB2 admit that you, you know, aren't from Spain. I mean, it's just like this letter of admission shit. I fucking love how, you know, Britney and her lawyer are fucking going at it. So Britney and Jamie Lynn started exchanging shit online, like back and forth and back and forth. And Britney writing, you know, shit that's pretty, pretty hardcore. But then being like, I love you, Jamie Lynn.

Like, always will love you. even though you're a piece of shit and you don't care about anybody but yourself and like you've never worked for a thing in your life and all the shit. At the end of the day, you guys, this is what I honestly think.

Jamie Lynn coming out with this book right now is not fucking cool. And as Zaddy Rosengarde said in his season desist letter, it's ill-timed. And if she wanted to write a book about, if this book came out five years ago, we'd be like, oh my God, cool.

We'd love to hear some shit about Brittany. And I'm sure we'd be like, what's a conservatorship? because like we didn't know back then we'd be like we'll take any info today no and do i think it was purposely like that it came out i don't know i don't fucking know books take a while they could take years but there's so much about brittany there's so much about the conservatorship and put the book aside in her press tour there's so much about that because i mean if i had jamie in my podcast i wouldn't be like so then you said the mama told that no i

I'd care about Brittany, even though that fucked up family. Let me tell you, at the end of the day, this is what my mom always told me about raising kids. Unconditional love is all your baby needs. So I feel like what the Spears kids were lacking was that, like, that safe home, that unconditional love, that, I mean, their parents, you know, it sounds like it's such a tumultuous relationship with their parents. And at the end of the day, any kid needs a stable, loving. supportive home and and and and and more so someone like brittany that was going through so much and needed you know more support than fucking ever and if the home is so unstable and the parents are i mean it it doesn't i don't know what to think are they you know the masterminds do they

get swayed by teams of people i mean the whole thing there were a lot of things that very vague that Jamie Lynn, you know, was saying that it was like, are you being vague on purpose or do you actually not know? But it sounds like the relationship with the dad was always tumultuous with the mom. There were periods where they didn't even speak. But at the end of the day, I want to hear from Brittany. I want to hear from Brittany. And what's going on between the Spears sisters, you know, is, is pretty cray-cray. And they are doing it very publicly and Brittany is not holding back which like I am happy for her that she's you know speaking her truth but it's also feels like a toxic situation between them and then it's hard because then

you see her with Sam and I'm unsure about him and his stupid fucking Amazon you know he has like he's doing like Amazon videos or lives or whatever the fuck you do on Amazon. on and it's literally like sponsored and I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Can we trust him? I don't know. I wish Brittany now that she's free could call fee and like talk to fee and have feedback in her life. That's how I feel. That's how I really feel. And I hope this all ends well. But I, I just want her to speak so we can hear her because I feel like it's kind of hard on social media, even though there was this girl on TikTok that posted. She did like Britney's Southern translator and was like reading Britney's post as a Southern person would

and trying to say that it makes sense that we kind of read it weird, but it's not actually weird if you're from the South. And that's what people also said to me when I was saying that it's like if anybody else wrote like violent things. Like I should have smacked you. I should have popped you in the face. We would kind of judge. But not Brittany. We don't. Which like that's what I, you know, a lot of you and she.

posts, you know, dancing videos or her skits, her therapy skits about, like, pooping, you'll send them to me and I'm like, I don't want to judge her. Like, I don't want to put that up and be like, wow, this is so weird. Like, what is she saying? She doesn't need any more of that. You know what I mean? But I think there is more to it than we know. And I don't think that Jamie Lynn deserves the wrath that we've been spewing upon her. I don't think she's this like a mastermind criminal, you know, embezzler from her sister. I mean, even like the amounts, like people found like, uh, $100,000 was paid to like her boyfriend or something's company. I'm like, you guys, $100,000. That's like no big a day. Like put in the perspective of like fucking

big money. You know what I mean? Like, okay, so $100,000 somehow got to like her boy. I mean, listen, we could deep dive all day. We can connect things all day. But it's a lot. And I think we just need to hope for the best between these sisters and this whole family. And, you know, I miss, I miss old Brit. You guys all know that she was my, um, the love of my life, actually. Alipop. Alipop. Oh, Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali, Alipop.

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Julia Vogue, V. Keith situation that was so hot, you know, fucking Kanye writing a song saying, God's saving from this crass so I could beat Pete Davidson's app. I mean, I kind of like the song. But I mean, it's a little, someone said this on the radio. It's corny, which I feel like that's the new word to use because Lamar said it about Tristan. It's like, oh, he fathered another baby. That's corny.

I'm like, oh, corny, but it is corny because, like, how, like, it is corny. It is corny because you can, like, rap about B Davidson. I mean, like, honestly, be above it, Kanye, be above it, be above it, babe. I feel like he's not acting at his level. Like, he keeps saying, I'm a billionaire, I'm this and that. Act like a billionaire. Act like a fucking mega successful, you know, rapper. act like it. No, you're acting a little pathetico. You're acting a little thirsty. You're acting a little like a little like Tyler Cameron. Like what's happening? Who by the way is going to be in a dancing show on Fox. He's going to like be dressed like Patrick Swayze, which like I don't know how I feel about it. Honestly. But yeah, we haven't seen anything with Keats since the Bahamas. Even though I'm sure they're going strong. Kim looks literally so happy. You know, every point.

pose is like, is the P sign and the kiss. She's like living her life. M.G.K. and Megan got engaged that, you know, that birthstone of hers and his birthstone in two different rings, the magnet sign that they attach. And then they drank each other's blood. A lot of people ask me, like, do you think they drink each other's blood? I mean, okay, so a lot of people are saying that they're being like funny, ha ha ha. A lot of people are saying they're being funny. And I'm like, I don't think they're being funny. I feel like they drink each other's blood, like NVD. But I was saying, I said this many times. I think that they do it in a way that is like, you know, very, very organized. Like they insert, they have a phlebotomist, like take the blood and

they drink it. But like I want, I really need to have a. bird's eye view on this situation and just be a fly in the wall and see this go down or is it like a prick and a little suck because then that's not really drinking Megan because people think that they're being funny but it's like no this is the same couple that like goes in ayahuasca trips and like fucking gets lost in the rainforest so now they're in lake Tahoe being totally normies taking photos smiling like a regular basic couple who just got engaged i mean they there was also an article going around that like MGK designed the ring so that it has thorns on the inside so she decides to take it off like it'll hurt but then people were saying that it's like he was just

fucking around but it doesn't make sense like what if Megan wants like applied lotion and she like doesn't want the ring on her you know it like doesn't doesn't really make sense that that that would be true so maybe they do fuck with us I also want to talk about I want to know what you guys think about this because I don't know why Instagram has been allowing what I eat in a day reels to really attack my feed. I don't care what you eat in the day. I don't care what you eat in the day. I'm not going to make what you eat in the day. You know what? It makes me angry. You know how people like don't want to follow people that don't spark joy? That doesn't spark joy in me to see what you ate in the day unless you're eating the day. Unless you're eating.

eating Chick-fil-A for lunch and mac and cheese for dinner, I don't want to see what you ate a day because that's way, you're eating way healthier than I could ever eat. Oh, you're eating fucking like, you know, egg whites for breakfast on Izekiel bread. And then you're working out doing 15,000 steps. And then you're eating a quinoa salad. And then you're going to have a blueberry almond milk and flaxseed shake and then at night you're going to have salmon with fucking roasted tomatoes that's so much healthier than I could ever eat that would never even be a day of mine I could have one of those things in a day filled with like other shit and that's if I try so hard and you probably don't have kids if that's what you eat in the day because how

I literally steal a moment to fucking eat so what I eat in the day is to make me so angry. They make me so angry because, you know what? You have to have a lot of time to make the what I eat in the day and to make the food for what I eat in the day and to fucking make the real of what I eat in the day. Oh, they make me so mad. You guys, last week, Vanderpump Rules, it was the final episode of the season. And I feel like only now I'm such an idiot. I'm realizing that, like, I was like, why did China? Why did Brock? And now I, get it. Sheena and Brock really wanted their engagement plus their wedding to somehow be in this season in case maybe Vanderpump doesn't get renewed because shit is those iffy with

Vanderpump. So they were trying to shove it in like down, down the production's throat by any which way. Because I mean, James and Raquel got like that Coachella weekend that they did and this engagement weekend. And like, Sheena's an OG. You know what I mean? I mean, she always gets done dirty. And like I wrote, I was like, I feel bad for Tina. No one's ever nicer. And every one of you guys was literally like because she's the worst and she sucks and she's

this and she's that. But it's like she's still a person and they're still supposedly her friends and she still told her supposed friends that she's engaged. Shouldn't they fucking care? At least like, okay, talk shit after. But why in that moment were they not like, oh my God, we're so happy for you? Is it because she planned her entire engagement? and like everyone knew about it, but like, listen, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter

like why or how Brock came across cringy. He came across, I mean, that's the thing with reality TV guys. It's like so many of you, I'm sure, and I was like this in the bath, thought like, oh, my God, I'd be in reality, like, what, like, it would be great. Like, you can come out like such a fuckhead. Like, I don't know. Is Brock a complete fuckhead? Or does he just, is this the edit?

or is he really this guy that wants a free engagement, a free, like, wedding to steal someone else's time, space, capital? I mean, it's just crazy. The other thing is I do get caught up and, like, watching it. I'm like, why did Lala tell James and, like, ruin his night? And so many of you, you know, get it and are like, well, you know, she had to make the show good. But I was actually thinking about like, you know, just as a person, I mean, listen, Lala has real housewife's mentality of like, you know, Teresa going up to to everyone at Jackie's husband's party saying that Jackie's husband is cheating. I'm talking about real houses of New Jersey, which is going back soon. So, I mean, in Vanderprav, I feel like people don't do that. Like, if they talk shit or like gossip,

they do it a little more covertly. But Lala literally was like, At his fucking engagement dinner, party, whatever the fuck, goes up to him, knows it's going to blow shit up, knows, like, I don't, I mean, not that Brock is like, you know, that abusive, but Lala has been fucking with him hard that I'm like, wow, girl, you have some balls. I'd be, like, legit scared he would, like, come for me, like, because of how much she's been, like, you know, really spreading about his, you know, abuse. abusive past and the fact that he hasn't seen his kids and now this. And it's just like I feel like so embarrassing for Sheena and for Brock and I feel like they don't make it less embarrassing. You know what I mean? They don't make it less embarrassing. It was kind of hard to watch too because like James and Orkell did have a lot of sweet moments. She is such a sweet angel and he is completely cray cray, but there are moments where you see that he does love her, that he is sweet to her

like when she does her toast and he's supporting her from in the room and he's literally reading her words to her that she wrote down and she even put a post up about it and said that that made her really emotional to watch because even though they're broken up, he has always been very, very supportive. But she went on Sheena's podcast and basically said that they broke up because families don't really get along and she wants to be with someone that is respectful could get along with her family. And I'm assuming his anger issues are fucking wild. It's just a lot. It's just so funny.

I forgot to write this when I was recapping it. It's like Ariana and Lala always but heads. But do you guys remember that Lala fucking ate Ariana out in the car while Sandoval was driving? Like, oh my fucking God. Then on Watch What Happens Live, Sandoval and Schwartz were there. By the way, Andy loves the dudes. He fucking loves the dudes. You could tell he lights up when Tom and Tom are there.

He fucking loves them. Of course, he has to ask them if they fucking. give each other hand jobs. And I feel like he asked, he asked Howard and Matt James that too. And I was like, I don't know how I feel about these questions. You know what I mean?

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relationship on reality on TV, especially if it's like so flawed. Like there are so many issues and reality TV can just make things a lot worse and that environment of like, hey, go drink. Bye. Like he's 40 years old. I don't even know that he should be in an environment where it's like, oh, go drink for two weeks and we'll pay you for it. Like, I feel like that's just really, really silly.

In sad news, Adele has postponed her residency, which really sucks. So many people got tickets, I know, and she apologizes and, you know, says that the Vegas show isn't ready and everything is going to be reschedule. She says, I can't give you what I have right now. She said they've been absolutely destroyed by delivery. delays in COVID. Half the crew is down. Half of her team is down with COVID. It's been impossible to finish the show. But she says, I'm going to finish my show and get it to you where it's supposed to be for all of you. I'm so sorry. It's been impossible. We've been up against so much and it's just not ready.

I'm really, really sorry. She was like holding back tears. I am so sorry. This really sucks, but we love Adele and we will support her. We will wait until she's ready. But I only just realized today that like she canceled it so last minute that people fucking arrived like one of you DM me that you flew in from Texas and as you were like pre-gaming you found out about it or something no I exaggerate a little bit but you flew in from Texas and last night and so so legit it was a last minute announcement which like understandable but I'd be fucking pissed and like I would want to know like What happened that's so extreme that a show is canceled last minute?

You know what I mean? Usually when a show is canceled last minute, it's more than just like, you know, staffing issues and like COVID. We're talking last minute. So something fucking went down. I feel like that's bigger than kind of what she's saying, if you know what I mean. Okay. I also wanted to discuss. I'm seeing a lot about Keat, about Kim and Pete.

And a lot of people are saying that a lot of his PR and both. blah, blah, blah, blah. And you guys, I was just told that Pete was seen last night at dinner in New York with Lala, who's really good friends with Kim. She's like a best friend. Simon, you guys know, and Phil, his husband. So no Kim. He went out to dinner with Kim's friends. If that isn't fucking serious, then I don't know what is. And it's, listen, to me, she looks fucking glowing in her Instagram. She's like all peace sign kisses. She's living life. She's fucking living life. And they, they are fucking hot. They are fucking hot. That's a sex tape.

I would honestly pay money for TBH. But I will say like Simon is so fucking cute and so is this husband Phil. And Lala's obviously like mad cool. But what I keep on thinking is like, you know, Kim is in her early 40s. Obviously she's cool and hip and young. Hip sounds, you know, old. But what I mean is it crossed my mind because Pete was such a party boy and like, you know, into drugs and like he like smokes cigarettes, you know, I feel like they don't even like

vape. You know what I'm saying? Like I feel like they're very like straight edge. I feel like they'll like drink, you know, a cocktail. And like it's kind of bizarre to me that that's Pete's vibe. He seems like wilder. But then at the same time like, no, he was like best friends with, I was going to say John Malaney, but I forgot the John Malini was a huge truck act. So it made sense. But that's what I'm saying. It's like, you know how Courtney and Chloe, who obviously things change and it's really sad because they were like fucking besties for so many years. And I feel like it kind of shifted where Kim and Chloe are closer. But remember how they'd always be like Kim's the boring one. So like I'm not saying she's boring, but I'm saying like, I feel like they would be boring for Pete. Do you get what I'm saying? Like, I would be boring for Pete. Probably. No, I wouldn't. Pete call me. So it's just shocking to me, but it just shows me how serious they are. And the person who saw them actually told me that it looked like Pete was on the phone while he was sitting with them. So it feels to me like it has to be that he was on the phone with Kim. Because like, if not, that would be rude. So I feel like she was probably like, oh my God. I wish I was there. P sign kiss. Oh, it was so cute. And, you know, just so cute. And, you know, just.

just going back to talking about Julia Fox and how like, I mean, not that the relationships are comparable, her and Kanye and Keith, but, you know, people are saying like, oh, why is it okay for, you know, Pete and Kim to be like paparazzi and, and I keep in saying, like, they're being way cooler about it. Like, think about how much we know about them, but they haven't posted a big, I mean, Pete is so cool. He doesn't even have social media, which I posted a little while ago in an interview, why he said he doesn't have social media. And basically he was like, listen, I had it. I would go online everything I'd see like a thousand memes a day with me and them and he'd see like you know people talking probably about how he looks and how he got you know this girl or that girl

and and even just for posting things he was like when you do comedy and you say shit out loud people can't misconstrue what you say but if you write you people can misconstrue that so I mean it's very true and like very very cool to not have social media like I used to say, like, if you don't have social media, are you, like, so cool or are you, like, a psycho? But now I feel like it's not psycho. Now I feel like it's literally a choice. You know what I mean? And honestly, if I was single and I met a guy who was like, no, I'm not on Instagram.

I'd be like, oh, my God. It'd be such a fucking turn on. So, like, imagine how much BDE. This is just, like, one of the reasons he probably has BDE. Like, I don't have social media. I wonder if he has a Finsta. I feel like he's too cool and doesn't even have a Finsta, which is annoying. Speaking of John Mullaney, okay, so we know they posted the baby after it was announced

that they had the baby in like November. We all tried to do the math and kind of figured that he knocked her up around February, which is legit when he was either in rehab, finishing up, or had just left rehab. So like, they conceived baby Malcolm on the fucking first date, which baby Malcolm is a very, very cute, by the way. We also weren't sure, even by their, like, birth announcements on their Instagrams, if, like, John and Olivia are together. But they seem to be together because they've been boop, just, like, dropping. You know how we used to talk about how, like, Britney would, like, drop bombs on Instagram be like, boop. Like, my dad, you know, should be in jail. We'd be like,

well, why? Hi. So it's kind of the same with them. They'll be like, boop. And, like, have this cute, you know, on Christmas, there was, like, this Christmas photo of John And, you know, they're like in matching PJs. Like, oh, wait, how about prepare us for a fucking moment that you're like this cute family? Meanwhile, I started following like Anna Marie Tenler, watching her, you know, really hardcore art. And, you know, it's very intense. And then she gets a piece and written about her in Harper's Bazaar. And I'm like happy for Anna Marie Tenler, who I don't know.

But I like feel brokenhearted for because, you know, John Mulaney, you know, left her and had a baby with Olivia Mun. But anyway, they seem to be very much together. And like I said, just like, boop, like family photos, being all cutesy, hanging out with Dan Levy, who has been friends with John Mulaney for many, not Dan Levin from Schitt's Creek. And he married Anna Marie and John Malaney. So it's like all these. And I'm like, okay, well, if he loves Olivia, like maybe we should love Olivia, like all these thoughts in my head.

But you know what? They seem like a happy family. He seems to be like a dad that's like really into his baby, which is cute, especially. for him and, you know, knowing that he didn't want kids then. And I mean, it's a whole, it's a whole thing. But to me, it's mostly surprising. It's like, you know, the way Selena Gomez just like bops on and sells their shit. It's like they just bop on and like, it's like, for me, it's like bomb dropping. It's like, you need to prepare us, like, about to post really cute family content. Like, don't pretend this is like not shocking to us that this is happening. We're

still digesting it, Olivia. Okay. you've been manifesting this your entire life, babe, but we're still, we're still fucking digesting. Another thing that's hard to digest, but a lot of people are very excited about it. I actually have to put up a poll is Anna Kendrick and Bill Hater are apparently together, apparently been dating for a fucking while, and it's just kind of surface now. They actually played brother and sister in a movie, so it's funny. But a lot of people are shipping this, even though I know a lot of people hate Anna Kendrick. I have to be very honest. And you guys know it's known as I have like mom brain is like when I saw the rumor on demois

and people were like sending it to me I was like why do we care that Anna Kendrick is dating Bill Mar like I thought it was Bill Maher I don't know why my brain read a hater is mar and I was like that's weird I feel like that's not true so I literally didn't care didn't pay any attention to it but hater haters makes more sense and is actually cute would be a cute couple even though So, so many people hate Anna Kendrick, and I kind of get it. And I think it's because, I mean, I think there are just a lot of rumors that I've gone on about how she's like a diva and full of herself and whatever. And I think that a lot of people feel like she gets hot girl roles and she's not, oh, that's my Zoloft way, babe. Let me just be cray cray for a few more hours.

Oh my God, it's so funny. Speaking of, so there is in Hebrew, in Hebrew, in Hebrew, in Israel, there's. a singer called Omar Adam and he has really like poppy songs that, you know, get played at the club and at weddings. And he literally comes out with a song. Here, this would never happen. The direct translation is, take your pills, you're crazy. So husband, I sing it all day. We're like, crickadurates mechugat. Like, I feel like if I could make that ringtone for when, like, my alarm goes off that I need to take my zelle off, like, how crazy would that be? Like, take your bill, you're fucking crazy.

It's the love's club. What's up. What I'm saying is I feel like people don't like her because she got cast on a lot of hot girl roles and people were like, wait, she's not hot. She's not typically like the hottest girl ever. Like why is Nate from gossip girl obsessed with her and, you know, what to expect when expecting? Plus she a lot of times has this like bitchy attitude in a lot of her roles. So I feel like maybe that or maybe people don't think she's a good out.

I don't know who these people are. I'm kind of generalizing and making shit up as I go. But anyway, they would make a cute couple because they were like, funny and cute and seem little, even though he's not little. Let's see how tall he is, Bill Hader. Quietly dating. I love that. Nobody quietly fucking for over a year. Oh, he's 6-1. He's not tiny. He's not tiny at all. Oh, my God. She's tiny. How tall is Anna Kendrick? She's 5, too. That's cute. I am happy for them. You know what? So Demi Lovato, Demi Lovato, Demi Lovato. I mean, it was a lot. It was a lot with, you know, what's been going on with them recently.

the yogurt, the documentary, the aliens, a lot of shit. But do you remember Max? Because I just got a flashback of fucking Max. Like, I was spiraling before I, you know, talked much about spiraling. I feel like I was going fucking crazy to the point that he sent me a DM that he'll send me a season desist. You guys remember that? Because I couldn't stop talking about him and being like, who's this fucking like,

you know, what was he doing? He was like crying on the beach for like TMZ photos. Like he was trying to make it seem like he was really in love with Demi and that it wasn't all for him to get, you know, clout. Oh my God, does he still have like 2 million followers? Remember he went up to like 2 million followers? 1.5 mil. Okay, Max.

Okay, Max. Let's fucking relax. Anyway, I can't. I just remember it because I think he liked Demi's most recent photo. And I was like, oh my God, what are you doing? So Demi's most recent photo was them with, I guess, a whole team including like Scooter Braun. They're all wearing black and Demi is giving a double finger. So both hands.

And the caption is a funeral for my pop music. Okay, Demi, what music are you going to sing next? Is it going to be rock? Is it going to be heavy metal? Pretty sure it's going to keep on being pop. How about that? So Kanye, after, you know, his public new record, my life was never easy with a disc to Pete and everything we talked about, dropped another bomb today. In a post, he says, I'm going to say this kindly for the last time. I'm for the last time. Okay, Kanye, when was the fucking first time? I might, I must get final edit and approval on this doc before it releases on Netflix. Open the edit room immediately so I can be in charge of my own image. Thank you. in advance. So is he outside of the edit room? And they're just like holding the door shut from the inside. He's like, let me in, yo. I don't know. I hope he's well, honestly. And he's like chilling with

fucking DJ Calid. They're doing shit. So at moments, I feel bad for him. In moments, I'm like, is he living his life? Meanwhile, Julia Fox, because you know you guys, I have to. And I even fucking recapped her episode. She has a podcast called Forbidden Fruit. And I listened to the episode. And I listen to the episode because she did kind of like a recap of what's been going on with her and she's just so excited and the thing is like I would like her in another world like I would want her on my podcast like she sounds cool she's a New York girl she's like very straightforward she's very this and I could like her it's not out of my like allegiance with my sisters the Kardashians it's more like if I was a friend I'd be like can you stop being not cool about it can it sound like

being more cool because I mean she mentioned that Connie like got rid of all her shit and it's like cathartic and so I don't know it just sounds kind of like a grooming situation where like she doesn't mind if he kind of turns her into who he wants her to be like all of a sudden she's wearing Valenciaaga which Balenci she's in leather gloves and shit like no that's Kim's vibe and she does again she seems very cool she like knows Madonna I think Madonna wants her to play Debbie well, Debbie Mazar. I love her.

She's a younger, if you guys saw it, a bunch of other shit. So she's a very good friends with Madonna. And apparently she looks very similar to Julia Fox. Like Julia Fox looks like

Debbie when Debbie was a little bit younger. So I mean, it's not like she's some loser from the street. Obviously she has like street cred. Like she's like cool, but I just feel like this whole show with Kanye and like talking about it

on her podcast. It's like, it's not that cool to do, you know? And like, where is the love? Where is the romance and all of this if it's like mostly for show? That's why I'm not even sure. I feel like it's a very transactional relationship. But again, there's that other side of like how many celebs fucking do this shit. And they act cool, but they're basically doing the same shit like for publicity and all that. But I don't know. For me, it works when you're when you at least act cool. I can buy it, you know? So I mean, we haven't seen anything. from them in a few days. So maybe maybe it's getting a little bit, maybe it's getting a little bit more, more chill over there. If you know what I mean. Anyway, you guys, that's it for today. Thank you for listening. I love you. And rate and review the podcast if you haven't yet. And I'll see you next week. episode of Not Skinny but Not Fat. Follow me on Instagram at Not Skinny but Not Fat.

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