Not Skinny But Not Fat - Carl & Lindsey Split, & Why Everyone's Leaving Scooter Braun

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

Little sis Arielle is back to talk Scooter Braun drama- why is everyone leaving him? The cutest movie “You’re So Not invited to My Bat Mitzvah,” Miley’s new music, Carl & Lindsay breakup and more!Produced by Dear MediaThis episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct, or indirect financial interest in products, or services referred to in this episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I can't change my voice. Unfortunately, I was born like this. You were born this way? I was born this way. Well, you guys, for those of you that have been, oh, geez, no. And people get very excited when you come on. And tell me, like, bring back Ariel, bring back Ariel. And for people that are newer listeners and don't know that Ariel used to do the podcast

with me almost every week when I first started and was my podcast wing woman and co-host, then now you know. I'm literally just, like, so excited to be here. I feel like the last time I was here was like a year ago. No, it was literally so long. But like, tell the people that it's not me shunning you. It's like every time I'd ask you spontaneously, you were too busy for me. Is that not true? It sounds like I have such a life.

But it's kind of true, you would be like away or you'd be like, I have a meeting or I'd be like I have to, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, she's not that busy. Do not. Do not even worry.

Okay. There is a lot to discuss right now. I wish I could educate the people on the sag strike. I'm not educated about it enough. Yeah. But what's wild to me is like I feel it so much even as just like a person in the pop culture. Well, you. You're also an interviewer and like you can't interview people.

Yeah, I don't know if people get that. Like I cannot have any actors on my show because no one is going to talk about projects they want to promote or even talk about past projects that are currently like on streaming services. You know, they're not going to promote anything they're in. So if you want an actor on to talk about their beauty routine, then maybe they would. You could, but they won't because their whole point of coming on usually is if they have something to promote. So if you guys are watching morning shows, remember you were at the doctors with me the other day? Yeah. Do you remember Kelly and Ryan?

Yeah, it was on. Except it's not Kelly and Ryan. It's Kelly and her husband Mark. Yeah. And they were literally like, talking about what? I don't know. It was weird. It was because they can't have guests.

Oh my God. They can't talk about. Oh, they can't. Oh, they usually have guests too. Oh, they're like, promoting shit. Wow. And now they were literally like, honey. Like, did you take out the trash?

Right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They were like, oh, you snore in the middle. of your sleep like no it was so weird we were like Kelly the happening no it's so funny but step up Kelly she told me to visit her the outside of her house during Halloween so we're best friends I mean we did that though no we went we arrived we listened we were there I believe Halloween is around the corner I know my god I'm so excited for Noah to start like saying everything

Halloween he was obsessed with Halloween so anyway a lot a lot going on I don't know where to start from let's start from the latest thing because I had it's just so funny that love island people are so messy because I see all the different realms of people in the industry, right? You get when you try to have somebody really famous on and then you have the reality TV people and then you have you have all these things. So British people were a whole different ballgame to try to interview because in the UK, I guess they pay for podcast guests. So like I reached out to like different Long Island, Love Island people and their reps and they're like, what's the fee? And I'm like, there's no fee. By the way, I actually get that question a lot from when I do

like, Q&A's, people ask me like, do you pay guests? So like, no, in America, an interview is a PR opportunity for the guests. Right. No, you never pay. But I guess in the UK, you do, because they were like, what's the fee? But what's funny is when we were like, there's no fee, like, it's an opportunity for you. They're like, okay. So I guess they try to see if there's a fee. But what's so crazy is like, I'd reach out to a few of the, the castmates. And then when I said there's no fee, whatever, with Summit move forward. Then in my mind, I wanted to have on Molly and Zach, or Y'all doesn't watch, but I wanted to have on Molly and Zach.

I kind of wanted to have Molly and Zach not only because I'm like really into Zach, but also because I was like, they haven't been talking. They have been like, mum. So if they can open up, like that will be a first. But what's so funny, I just want to get to my point is that after they were on all the Love Island reps, like, are like, Mitch would love to come on the show. like because they and they do that and then that reminded me that the last season if you guys remember I was really into Luca and Gemma not the winter season last season like obsessed with Luca and Gemma

I remember Luca and Gemma I think I watched like two episodes with you and probably I've talked about yeah yeah I got her sunglasses oh yeah I remember and then Lucas started following me for a second but what I'm saying is that they're so messy that I remember getting in touch with Gemma's people we were already like organizing a pod and And while I was organizing a pot with Gemma, Luca's people reached out. And this is when they had already broken up. And I was like,

this is random because like, I'm scheduling with Gemma. How would Lucas people? I don't usually interview like British people. This would have been a first. I mean, British like reality stars. Anyway, I'm just saying like Love Island gets messy.

Even between like the reps, I feel like there's a lot of competition. When these people come out of the show, like what sponsorships are going to get. Who's going to sign them? Like when I had Molly and Zach on like Molly was already signed. but Zach was like, I'm getting offers from every which way, but he hadn't signed yet because he's such a guy.

I feel like it's so different than people coming off of a reality show here. Like they will get signed, but it's not like Lori KPR. It's like, Hey, Bachelor of People. Yeah, it's not like WME or UTAs hitting up every reality star. I think, well, Zach even said everyone watches Love Island, UK. Right. And in the U.S. Yeah, but in the UK, like, you're going to walk down the street.

Like your mom will know, the grandpa will know, like, They're like royalty, you know what I mean? So everybody knows. I also want to talk, okay, in a really sharp left, I forgot how to do transitions. We talked about this a few weeks ago that everyone does drugs. Everyone does drugs. Everyone. And everyone has done drugs.

And like we really, yeah. Everyone. Everyone's like, oh, like, I'm rolling right now. I'm scared to like take an extra Advil. Like, I'm scared to take three ad val. No, I'm on Tylenol exclusively. Like, no Advil. But so everyone does drugs.

And like weed, I'm, you know, this isn't a pro drug or anti-drug rant. This is more like I used to smoke like in college and there were times where I would roll, you know, with laughter and we'd have the craziest, funnest times. And there were times where I couldn't get off the couch, couldn't feel my feet. Weird times. Oh my God. But I guess I wasn't an anxious girl then, which like, oh my God. Wow.

TBT. But like, now I am. So if I couldn't feel my feet, things wouldn't be good. Then I remember, do you know what helped me when I couldn't feel my feet in college? I can't believe that was like your symptom. No, it was only one time. Oh, one time I couldn't speak and I started going into a full-blown panic attack. I remember you wanted to go to the hospital.

I don't remember that. But okay, the not legs thing is funnier. So literally this is like Yom Kippur and we smoke a bowl. And then I'm like to my roommate, Erica, that we have our matching 3-1-8 tattoos. I'm like, Erica, I can't feel my legs. They're like spaghetti. and she was like oh my god no and she like carried me into my bed and was like trying to help me and everything like wasn't working and I was like no not this but I wasn't anxious I was just like wanted

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not skinny. People are like spraying drugs now. They come in like spray bottles. No more like powder. You can just like spray it right up. Well Pete Davidson, a source, which like, who are these sources? Who are these pals? Just confirm to like some outlet that Pete is is spraying ketamine for depression. Wow. Because a lot of things now, a lot of hardcore drugs are being used in different ways.

Like shrooms are being microdosed and like I know this woman. But it has to be in like such a controlled setting. Yeah, it has to be super controlled. Yeah. I'm sure he has a team. He definitely. something has a deep, but like, spraying it up for him. But so regarding the shrooms, everyone's shrooming right now.

Yeah. Like, everyone. Like, and I'm not saying they're incomplete, you know, trips, but, you know, people are like, I'm on close friends of people. They microdose every day. Yeah. That's like, instead of, like, a glass wine shrooming. Yeah. You know what I mean?

And people you wouldn't think, like, hey, housewives of New York and people that I know in the industry and very surprising people that I've heard of that are like, oh, yeah, she does shrooms. what and I feel like such a loser for I wish that my decision to not do drugs wasn't because I'm just anxious to do them you know I feel like that's no I don't wish that yeah I'm like totally down to be like I can't do that like I'm just no well here's a thing though I unlike you have done drugs when I was like 14 years old so here's a thing that worked for me because I'm not an addictive person. Right. So like I was able to try things at 14, 15 growing up in the city. Yeah, grow up in New York

City. It's really great for you. You start doing drugs. But I feel like it was good for me because I got to try things when I wasn't anxious. Right. Right. But you know what happened to me when I did dreams at 15? What happened to you? Oh, you were under the covers like waiting for it to be over. No. I wish that was as simple that. I locked myself in the bathroom naked of a friend and thought that Josh Hartnett was there and no woman no cry by Bob Marley was playing on repeat in your head or like in real life and I remember there used to be like mp3 players on a computer you'd add a song there and then if you didn't add more it would just like play on replay so I can't hear that song till today oh my god and like you know the walls that are like popcorn walls yeah what it was moving

what do you mean like stabbing me in the eye the walls worst thing ever I was like crying oh I thought I was dead. I was like, it was with my friend, Kira. I was like, Kira, like, I'm dead. And she called her boyfriend. You know those girls I call their boyfriends at the worst time? Yeah, yeah. He's like, Jamie, Amanda thinks she's dead. He's like, give me her for a sec. No. You're not dead. I'm like, that's crazy because I am. Anyway, really bad. So now to compare it to my experience, like, thinking that people are like at fashion shows streaming. And I'm like, I was about to jump off the roof. Like, how are you? But I guess, again, people are doing it differently. I ate those with chocolate frosting, so I think I probably ate too much.

You, like, overdosed. I for sure overdosed. No, anyway, but, like, I just feel like we're good with our glasses of wine. That's all we need. And, like, I get so fucked up. You can't drink anymore either. I know. You're just, like, you're doing nothing.

I'm, what I'm, I'm boring? You're, like, spin drift. You're like, let me have a glass of spin drift. No, I drink wine, though. Sometimes. Well, you know, I'm still fun. Also, you know what? Don't shame me.

I'm not shaming you at all. Okay. I'm not, we're not shaming here. So many cool people don't drink. Of course, I know. No, but I do love a glass of wine. I do love a glass of wine. Okay, we have to get to other things.

The movie, you're so not invited to my bat mitzvah, was such a fucking cute movie. I love it. I love Sonny Sandler. I love Adam Sandler. I love him all. No, they are so good, so good. And it's so cute that his entire family was in the movie. And I just learned just like a fact that he had a movie in 2020.

come out like something Halloween and his whole family was in it too they were like all they all made cameo so cute and no one's judging him because it's so blatant and not hidden that he's like yeah i'm putting my whole family in my movies in the movie come out and his whole wardrobe what is his actual real life wardrobe i talked to the costume designer i shouted her out and she was very appreciative but really i think she did such a good job and the reason i shouted her her out is not only because i love the movie and she did such a good job it's because i had went on this whole rant that like you know with the sag thing like how crazy that you know Netflix has this movie on in the rolodex and they could just come out with it meanwhile the people

that created it worked for it worked on it can't be proud of it can't post about it can't promote it can't anything like sunny sandler this would have been a moment imagine the red carpets imagine like her instagram blowing up like imagine all this and i mean and my point in posting the costume designer was because i was saying this about sunny and obviously was really important to me to say like obviously it's not just the actors it's everyone that works on these projects that that don't have work now if movies aren't being made you know and and shows aren't being filmed and all that those people are out of fucking work so it really upsets me and I really really freaking hope that they come to and they're out of work and like you said they can't

promote themselves when these things are coming out while they're on strike right it is a really sad situation but what did she say about adam sandlers no so she said can confirm that like he got to keep all the clothes and he wears them no but that's no but no he just like that anyway but what i'm saying is like she did dress him but like one of my followers was like he was wearing the same blue shirt like on the street and it's because he got to keep the clothes all the clothes because only he would wear them but like did you are you attracted to him she's not sure okay like there is a difference i don't think i'm attracted to him but i would marry him Okay.

Like, you get the vibe. Like a platonic marriage? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, be my best friend. Like, let's, like, I don't know if I could like make out with them. So I think it looks really cute. I think I'd make out. You would?

Yeah. I mean, I did look really. Maybe like a soft. Not a snog for my love island is. But yeah, but it was such a good movie. Obsessed with Sunny Sandler. I think she's so good.

And it really, I don't think it was just for young people to watch. Like, I think, you know, high school and friendships and all those things. and whatever religion you grew up in and that setting and family. I just feel like there were so many elements in it of like making a mistake, owning up to a mistake. But it did bring me to want to share my about mitzvah story.

Your about mitzvah was not anything like what they showed in the movie. Your theme was not. Beahoe. My name was how. Literally. Okay, so here's the thing, you guys. Oh my God, wait, this is awful

because I think I'm, I was at least what they call a pick-me girl. I still don't get really what that means. But what I can tell you is that everyone, I was living in Israel at the time my bat mitzvah, and everyone had like the same bat mitzvah. Like they would rent out this like nightclub type thing or like event space,

have a DJ, have games, like all that. And if they did the Torah part, then they would do that like separately. But usually in Israel boys would only do that. Yeah. I'm not wrong. For me, I think there was a combination here. We grew up and like mom didn't have a lot of money.

And I think I always had that in the back of my mind. I was always very money conscientious. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think I had that in mind. And so I was like, what if I do something different? Like I don't rent out the space and whatever. I was like, what if we rent out a pool?

I don't think that's you thinking about money. I think that's like you doing a home. Yeah. Okay. I can maybe. You weren't like, let me rent out a pool because it was cheaper. It was so much cheaper. Mom brought hummus and pizza, Ariel.

Okay, but that's not. And like a lady on the table with some carrots. You were like, I just want everybody to see me in a bikini. Maybe I was really hot. I was really at my prime bed. Literally at 13 years old, like nobody looks like that. Like it was, it looked like a full grown adult. Well, I had my, I was kind of.

Yeah, I was kind of. Yeah. I was kind of. Yeah. And looking back like I was sexualized as a teen, like as a preteen, because I did look it. Yeah. I looked like a little lady and I was also

You literally look the same. I was already like French kissing. I was like doing it up. Wait, we need to find the pick and put a side by side because you literally don't look like you've aged since then. Yeah, but the same time I was like hotter. No. Okay.

That's nice of you. That's nice of you. But here's what I did. We rented out a pool and invited my whole grade and invited a DJ and had hummus and like beat up. It was the best time ever. It was really a good time. It was the best time.

And because I couldn't get like my hair done because I remember all my friends got their hair done for their bar mitzvahs, I just got a bob. Like I got a Katie Maloney Bob. No, you literally look so good. And I wore a pink triangle bikini. And I went to the store where you make your own body jewelry and I made like pink body jewelry like stomach chain.

I didn't know this. Like this chain with like pink beads and dolphins. Stop. And then I wore denim. but like open you know when you don't button and then I had a denim short shirt and the DJ was feeling me but I had a boyfriend and he was half my height I can see you shout out shout out anyway so it really brought me back not that I had the same Bob Mitzvah but like we were evil at that age you know at age 12 yeah like all my fucking friends honestly I don't think I was evil at age 12 I know you were a little nerdy no I was you weren't nerdy because you sucked at school but we did a side by side of what I looked like at my butt Mitzva and what you're You looked like a Yurba Mitzma? No, the difference is wild. What was your, what was your my Mitzvah fit?

Wait, did we do it just with family at that restaurant? I were like, yeah. And I'll say that already goes to show. I'm hoeing out at the pool with my boyfriend. And you did it with just family at a restaurant. And I was doing it. No, no, no, I can't. Oh, my God.

But anyway, the part that really got me the most emotion of the movie is the period part because that sort of happened to me. What happened to you? You know, when her pad floats in the water. So that's not what happened to me. But I didn't tell my bitchy friends. I got my period because they're fucking awful and they would probably tell the whole school. They're still my friends to this day.

I love you. So I didn't tell them. And do you remember? I don't know if these overalls were passed down to you. I had these beige short overall. Yeah. Do you remember these? They were like khaki.

I feel like if I saw Victor, I'd remember them. I hate when people lie when they don't remember. No, but I do. Like, I feel like I can picture a picture of you. wearing them. And I had a huge fucking giant pat on. And I was at Noga's house. And we were all walking up her stairs to her bedroom. And they're like, oh my God, Amanda. It's like what? And they're like, you have like blood all over your pants. And I was like, oh my God, that's so crazy. I must have just got my period for the first time. And they all came after me to the bathroom. And I didn't

have a choice. Like I was like, no stuff. And they're like, we want to see. Oh my God. Because girls are gross to at that age. So I pulled down my pants and there's already a pad because I had my period. Oh my God. What did they say? They found out that I had, like, lied. Oh my God. So here's the two things, like, two gross things that happened after this. First of all, super embarrassing and really reminded me of Sunny's moment. But that's not at all Sunny's moment in front of the whole school. It brought me back. Well, it got to the whole school. So let me tell you the two gross things that happened after. One, I just, I found out

years later that they dissected my pad with like tweezers when I left. What? Yeah. Why did the dissect? Because girls are gross and they like wanted to, understand about periods. I'm sure they could really understand about periods by dissecting a pad. Dissected a pad. Shout out, Rotamnoga, you're fucking disgusting. And then they told the whole school, but they also made up this whole story that I was like standing on the table with a tampon like swinging in the air. Wait, that is actually so mean. I know. I know. Wait, how do you stay friends? Because we were all fucking, I mean, I didn't do that shit. But like, and it was so because I was like, I don't even use tampon. So that can't be true.

Like to this day, by the way, you guys, TMI, but I don't use tampons. But that's what was so annoying about that rumor. Like, fucking... It wasn't even true. But here's the thing about the movie. I feel like that moment brought up a moment. Yeah. Did you have a moment like that?

No. Okay. I didn't. You're really relatable. So relatable. Okay. We're going to move on. It's a real subject because Scooter Braun is and has been making the headlines because

one up to the other has been coming out that everyone's leaving him. Justin Bieber hasn't been. confirmed. It seems like they're sticking to the, to the, to saying that he's saying. But Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Jay Balvin, the girl that's saying, I just met you. And this is crazy. One by one, it's been said that people have been leaving him. Aren't they saying, though, it's because he's stepping into like a CEO role at Hybe. Did you do research for this podcast? No, I had to read about it because I didn't understand. It's not like it's making headlines like leaving Scooter Braun. Like he.

So the scandal. Right. So. the reasoning hasn't come out. Idina Manzell, by the way, is another one. Here's what I thought. And then I kind of did get confirmation that I was right when I put up this theory. I have a feeling like a lot of these people haven't been with him. And the minute that it came out that Demi Lovato is leaving him or something, it came out like, you know, Celine Dion left him, but she left him like 10 years ago.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. But Idina, for example. Yeah. Like I think she hasn't been working with him for quite some time. but since the headline started, then everyone's confirming who's no longer with him, even though it's not happening right now like a domino effect.

Right. It's not like 100 people at once. But you are right. It has been said that there's been speculation that they're leaving because he's slowly placing his focus on Hybe, Hyb America instead of acting as an artist manager, but there has been no confirmation that that's what's been happening. Listen, scooter. brawn knows what he's doing i mean he's making so much fucking money it's a wild i know but he responded

to this he was kind of being funny because he responded he wrote a tweet that said breaking news i'm no longer managing myself so at least he's been having a sense of humor about it he knows that he's such a hated man because of taylor swip yeah what i mean like he's he's just aware of that listen scooters team at sb projects say they're still handling both justin and aryana and they're working through what this new structure looks like. Others say that the clients are leaving because they're dissatisfied with the service that he provides. Anyway, he has so much fucking money. And I got more interested in like what the fuck goes on there because he had this whole thing with his wife. And apparently he's like

obsessed with his wife and I wanted to know like who cheated. Then there was a story that I feel like we missed at the time that the wife cheated and that he swapped stories with the media about like other people so they wouldn't post about his wife being the one who cheated. But then I heard that like he's actually the one who cheated and then she cheated later after like he cheated and she stayed with him. And then so anywhere there was this whole thing. But then I heard from somebody of very much trust but also you know that all of that is true. But that don't feel bad for either of them because they're both kind of awful people. Right. With loads of money. All of that is true.

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I need to see it. Oh, yeah. She's so fucking ripped. Oh, my God. You guys. Okay, we're going to get to this breaking news in a fucking hot second. What, Carl and Lindsay? Yeah.

What, it's official? Well, entertainment tonight just posted. Oh my God. Should we do that first? Okay. This just in Summerhouse stars Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard call off engagement. It called off the engagement. The two were set to get married in November.

Carl told Lindsay wouldn't move forward with the wedding. The breakup was filmed and will most likely play out on next season of Summerhouse. You're fucking kidding. kidding. Okay, I need to tell you guys something. I'm not surprised. I mean, I'm not surprised either, but they literally just posted about their engagement party on August 11th. Oh, did you just pull that up? No, I would search it earlier. Here's a thing. I'm not going to say everything I'm thinking, so I'm going to try to telepathically say things to you into the listeners. I am not surprised. Now, I'm Jedi mind fucking you. Okay? I'm not surprised. I know Carl Lindsay have a lot of

stands as a couple. Okay, here's the thing that's going to confuse people. People are going to remember that Amanda was very pro Carlin Lindsay with the whole Danielle thing. Yes, I was. I wasn't agreeing with Danielle that it was moving fast. The kids know each other for fucking 15 years. They've been best friends. I didn't agree with Danielle that it was moving fast. I didn't think that Danielle was right that like, you know, she made it about her. Whatever. That's not to say I believed in this relationship. in a crazy-ass way. I did feel like there was something

a little fishy there from his side. I'm Jedi minding you. Yeah. A little put on, if you will, like when I had them on my podcast, the things he would say were things that people say in like movies, you know, when he was like,

and then she walked. Yeah. But like, he would be like, and then she walked down in that pink dress and I jacked off to it later. It's like, who says that? But the wildest part. is that they have been engaged for almost a year

and now we're getting to the point where I'm pretty sure they were supposed to get married in September. But you know what that means, babe? Something, November just said. Oh, November? Oh. Here's the thing.

Something happened. So what I'm thinking, I mean, I feel like something happened. Maybe she found out something. Maybe there was infidelity. Maybe there was something about his past. She didn't know. I don't know.

I feel like this whole relationship could have been some sort of mutual agreement and understanding of we're going to be the next like Bravo couple and or like friends that kind of decide they're going to end up together. And what then you live a miserable life just because you decided you're going to be a Bravo couple? Well, maybe that's why they decided not to.

Well, you know what surprised me? I mean, last season when they were having all that drama with everybody in the house and Carl was so upset and, you know, it broke them and whatever. And at the end, Carl's like, we're going to come back next summer. It's so weird. Don't you remember that? So fucking weird.

And I remember I posted that and I was like, this is where you lost me. Because if you care about your mental health and your life, but you're like, I'm back at the fucking somewhere else. Where everybody hates me. And I'm like, you know, 40. Oh my God. So that's what I'm saying. Like, it wouldn't surprise me.

Oh, my God. But you know what? I mostly just want, I mean, I like Lindsay. I feel like I've always gotten along with her and like have tried. tried to see her point of view because I mean it's so easy for people to kind of go against her and whatever and she's been kind to me but like obviously I want them both individually to be happy I'm just saying I'm not that I'm surprised that they came to that decision because they've gone so far with it but I think there were a lot of red flags for me where I was like this

relationship is a little weird and at times it doesn't seem that real and it seems very put on like come here beautiful like yeah you know all these things that are very put on but at the same time it's like you know what they've been friends for years they've tried dating before like I did want to believe in it but if it's fucking filmed that is great news for us and we have to wait a year for it so yeah by the time it's 27 I know and that's like by the time they show it does we're going to be so over it they might be in new relationships like well that's what's so well oh page Six just confirmed. Oh my God.

It's literally real. It's like because of social media, we're finding out things when we're not supposed to. Well, you know what Bravo should do. Bravo should do what they did with Scandaval and film it and put it out really soon. Roll it out. Roll it out. Roll it out.

But are you surprised? Not at all. I thought that, I mean, there were so many cringy moments in last season's summer house that I felt like it's, you're right. Like something didn't seem. real like they were like too much and it was like like you said when I feel like when people put so much

out there it feels fake and like you said in your anniversary Instagram caption we know what that means when people are so outwardly it can be fake on the inside it's not necessarily real yeah and that's what it seemed like yeah it seemed like maybe a bit too much especially like I said with things like you know she in that dress like I had to jack off it's like No, you didn't. Like, no, you actually didn't. I know I'm moving on from this. It's going to feel crazy to you guys,

but that's what's out there right now. It's been confirmed they broke up. It's been filmed. I am not surprised. I, you know, I'm interested to find out why. And most importantly, I hope that each of them will live a good life after this and live their truth.

I don't know. Carl seems a bit troubled to me. I told you when I met him. I was like, he doesn't seem, he doesn't seem to be kind of living, you know, his truth.

He feels like uncomfortable. in his own skin, he feels like pretty defensive about everyone. I don't know. I just, and I was kind of, when Summer House started last season or the season before and he wasn't drinking and people were kind of like, he's a, you know, a grandpa, he's waking up for berries and like, I'm like, let him live his life. he's trying to like be healthy. And, and then I was actually saying maybe Carl, you know, all those seasons of getting drunk with Kyle and like acting like an asshole and acting like a player. that wasn't really him exactly and now this is him so i'm like i hope that this means he's getting closer and closer to he is and you know it could have been that that he chose lindsay because lindsay was the only person that felt like really knew the real him kind of thing so i am wondering what happened but i'm always i'm always like i'm a realist in the sense that like

better to not go through with something if it's not right a hundred percent i mean a hundred And I think we should always give kudos to people who are like ending engagements and are able to do that right before it's about to happen because that takes a lot to do. But at the end of the day, you're doing what's best for you, which I think is the most important thing. God, but if he did it, like she must have either really pissed him off and did something crazy. But why do we think he did it? Or he's going to break the internet with some news. You think? I don't know. It could be. I don't think Carl's the type to break the internet with. news. I think you're not reading my Jedi mind. Oh, okay. Oh, I got it. Now, I didn't read your Jedi mind. I read your lips. So let's move on to Black China. I want to talk about Black China because Black China has been talking a lot about getting all of her filler dissolved and wanting to kind of go back to basics. And people have been giving her a lot of credit for that. Like, okay, go girl. And she's going to be on the next season of special.

forces, which is really intense. And maybe that's why she looks like she's a bodybuilder right now. She's so fucking fit and I don't know what she's doing, but it's crazy. And that made me kind of remember like, wait, we haven't really harped on Black China. And then I saw that there was this post for a few days ago by the Shade Room saying that Angela files petition against Taiga to establish parental relationship for their son, King Cairo. And then Taiga commented 10 years later. Nah, stick to your schedule Saturday to Monday. Saturday and Monday is two days. Saturday, Sunday, Sunday Monday is two days. Now, we know and people know the courts usually side with the mother unless the mother is really unfit. So the fact that Taiga has the kid for most of the week and Angela only has a kid for two days means that that's, you know, what's been happening is pretty crazy. But maybe because she's like leading. this new lifestyle now she's like ready to have the king the king i mean that's not wrong the king back his name is king then i remember do you remember where there was that post where she posted that she

was like a single mom and she doesn't even get some child support and tiger wrote i pay 40k a year for my son's school and he lives with me monday through saturday why would i pay child support l o'l literally and then rob commented i pay 37k a year for my daughter's school handle every single medical expense. I pay for all of her extracurricular activities. I have my daughter from Tuesday to Saturday. Why would I pay child support? L.O.L. So, you know, Rob, you're really grinning. I'm grinning because you're loving this? No, I'm not. I think, I just think it's so funny. That it's all public. It's all public. They're commenting this shit. I'm just like, I love it. Yeah, but at least Tyga is not lying. I mean, you know what I mean? Yeah. And I, I'm, I'm, Rob is not

lying either. No, Rob would never lie. But. listen, and then if you guys watch the latest season of the Kardashians, Dream, you know, loves to hang out with her family. And Chloe, it was kind of alluded that Chloe is pretty much like a very prominent figure in her life and even like a mother figure. And people got mad about it in the internet, you know, because the easiest thing is to blame a Kardashian point a finger at the Kardashian. People get mad at everything.

But where is the blame or where is the pointing fingers like, you know, what's up with Black China? How aren't people deep diving? here researching this trying to figure out why she is not you know not being a full-time mom but also what shocked me here is like we really need to reiterate taiga dated kiley and has a baby with black china yeah who has a baby with rob yeah okay hold on wait there's more like going on there tiga and jordan craig were married Jordan Craig

is Tristan Thompson's baby mama Okay, wait for it Are they all? Wait, dated is dating Avra Levine Who dated Brody Jenner

Who is Kylie Jenner's Have brother Okay Wait, are you gonna keep going? No, that's it I think It's it for this I mean, listen, the Kardashian Web of

Wait, do you think they're all just in the same? Like, how does this even happen? How does this happen? Because Hollywood is fucking smaller than you think. I guess it's smaller than you think, yeah. You know, it's pretty crazy. Speaking of the Kardashians and the Jenner's, let's talk about bad bunny in that fucking dick pick.

Did you lighten it and brighten it? To be honest, no, but it didn't really need to. Yes, you do. I do. Yeah, you do. Wait, wait, you see more? What do you see more? Have you ever seen an afro on a penis?

No. So let's just see it for a second. Oh, my God. My husband, God bless him, like, for not caring most of the time. But when I was going to post this on the feed, and then he was like, no, that's enough. Like, you're pushing it. I was like, okay. Are you ready?

Let me see, let me see. Oh, you see the start of the penis. Yeah. Wait, I. I can't believe you didn't do this. Guys, you asked me why she was fired from the pod. Is this a professional? Wait, wait.

She couldn't even turn up her god. damn exposure. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I am literally, you see that the shaft. Yeah. Is that what we call it? I guess that's what we call it. The beginning. The beginning. The beginning. Did you think Bad Bunny would be clean shaven? No. Oh, you expected this. Yeah. But he looks like his body is clean shaven. It does look like his body is clean shaven. And it looks like this is very like triangle. I mean, it's not like straight. It's like a perfected, but. But he looks like he looks like. Oh my God, he's literally like this is giving me sex life. Can you imagine Kendall Jenner's head there is what I'm asking you.

Can you imagine Kendall Jenner's head there? This is like the picture inside of my head right now. Kendall Jenner's head down there. Can you? God, Kendall Jenner's head is down there. Kendall Jenner's head is down there. You can imagine it. Oh, my God, is she's swallowing some hairs?

She's plucking them out. She's plucking him out. Listen, say what you're going to say. They are, it's been months. It's been months. Yeah. It's been months. I really would love to hear a convo.

You know what I mean? And I really want to hear a convo. Okay, we heard it. He posted on his Instagram. He said, Mommy, be careful. And we loved it. We were like, oh, my God. I mean, they are a very, very, very hot couple.

Did Kendall ever think she was going to date anybody? She, to call her mummy. She honestly looks so happy. They start hitting in February. Okay, you guys. February, March, April, May, June, July. Can I just tell you, you have to calculate that Saturday to Monday was two days. So I definitely need to like be commenting on my hand.

But no, I feel like she looks so happy. You've never seen her this like affectionate. I feel like in public. Yeah. When she's with him, she's like laughing. She always like hid every relationship. She really did. And now she's like being.

You know what? Fucking red carpet debut, motherfuckas. I know. No, and they look so good together. Are you talking into the mic? Like, do you know how to hold a microphone, talk into it? No. Why, you can't hear me?

I think you're not really doing it. Oh, okay. Good thing I'm telling you when we're almost wrapping up. Okay, can we talk about Marley's new song for a second? Yeah, you love it. I really spoke to me. You love it. Okay, let me tell you the words.

I used to be crazy. I used to be fun. No. You tell me I'm wild. I know. Okay, I'm just read them, you guys. I know I used to be crazy. I know I used to be fun.

You say I used to be wild. I say. I was young. I used to be young. I used to be young. Let's talk about Miley Cyrus's teeth. Why doesn't she go to Dr. Appa? I know.

No, I'm just saying, you guys, this isn't like a shaming thing. It's just like she has a veneer's. Why aren't they smaller ones? They need to be smaller. They fit her mouth. Right. They need to fit her mouth. They don't fit her mouth right now.

It looks like she has, it looks like she can't. that she has trouble speaking yeah yeah yeah her teeth need to be smaller just a little just a tiny just a little just a little it makes such a big difference just little but she's the cutest like thing and i and i and you know what in this song she was so emotional and so raw and so real and you know bringing up like the disney thing and now she's doing this series on on ticot where she's like just talking about the past and i just feel like she's such a real one mily she really is and we've gone on this journey with her of seeing her fucking get married date different people like go through different phases remember a phase of like tongue

out fucking all day like we've we've actually grown up with her like she's my age or like no she's a little bit younger but but i've like been with her along every step of the way so it's like it makes sense that we're at the same stage now where we're both like you know just looking back my god here you are trying to relate i'm relating can first of all you can relate to my I mean, but I will say what's so nice about Miley is that she really was always herself. And any stage that she was going through was like her stage that she went through. Even when she was smoking so much weed with Snoop Dog, she was like I'm smoking and she was real about it. She's like, I'm not hiding it.

I'm smoking so much. So can we eat 24-7, like that's where I'm at. Yeah. But I feel and even with like, you know, we used to love like she was going through a phase where she was like doing Pilates and like her hair was long and then like she. We know every stage. We know the stages. but Miley's like Pilates stage Right, but she's always going

And then she like She's just true She's ever changing Yeah she's ever evolving And we love it And we love it Well there's one more thing I want to talk about And I posted this actually today

But just for people that didn't see it Justin Bieber First of all I hope that everything's okay with him Because he's like Just the supportive husband right now Like he hasn't come out with anything new recently Maybe he's taking a break And also I hope he's okay

Because, like, I always worry for his mental health. Like, we know. We know that he struggles. We know he's, like, in hyperbolic chambers and, like, has so many routines and so many doctors around him and so many things. So I hope that he's okay. And you know what? I feel like, he's just enjoying seeing Haley fucking come out with a lip gloss.

And he's like, yeah, I'm going to fucking wear his sweatpants. And then he gets shit for it. It's like, what do you want to do? It's a fucking lip gloss. Like, what do you want him to fucking wear a tucks? No, but also, like, that's his style, his choice. Yeah. He doesn't need to, like, wear anything.

doesn't care. Haley doesn't care. Haley, I mean, I honestly, like, appreciated it that he was wearing crocs with, like, little widgets on them and, like, a gray fit, like, a grow fit, whatever. Yeah, grow fit. Like, I, I, I really like that. I was like, okay, like, he's, he doesn't feel like he needs to dress up for anything.

And he's not trying, he's not making the speech. He's not like, and here's my wife, Haley, who came out with a new lip gloss. He literally was on the side with his hood up. Like, he's not trying to get attention. No, and it's her day. The attention is on her. I think he's happy to, like, have the attention on her. Like, he's like, yeah, babe, there you go.

Strawberry Fields forever. I'm over here. Like, I'll take a pick of you. I don't care. And she's always looking perfect. I mean, we know that. We know that to be true. Okay, guys, well, it was so nice chatting to you.

I missed you. I'm talking to them, not to you. Oh. Rate and review the pod. No, rate and review the pod. Okay, you little shitheads. Anyway, I'll see you next week. I love you.

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