Not Skinny But Not Fat - Cassie Moves In With..Her Sister & KUWTK Is Back !

Episode Date: April 16, 2019

We are shooketh. Cassie (the child) leaves her parents house to move in with her sister and Colton is left to live by himself after moving to CA for her -  we are pissed! KUWTK is back- the trailer gave us fucking goosebumps, but let’s be honest the Jordyn and Tristan cheating scandal is only going to be in the last episode. A little RHONY, JB on insta this week, & VPR, duh.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny, but Not Fat, and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hey, everyone. This is Amanda, your host of the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. Thank you for joining us today. I'm joined here by my... Oh my God, what a breath. Podcast.

Yes. By my better half. Aw. My soulmate. So this is Ariel. My sister job. Did you like the way that happened? No. Oh.

I'm holding myself back from... Judging it? Yeah. Okay, fine. From judging it. I've heard you say Ariel today. I called her from a number she doesn't know today, and she picked up and said, like, this is Ariel. It sounded like such a natural Ariel, and I wish she just said...

That's what I just did. Did you? Yeah. That's what I was... Yeah. Anyway, we're here to discuss per usual, the world of celebs, what's happened this week in pop culture, everything, reality TV. And, you know, sometimes we get deep. You never know.

You never know. We are drinking some margues today, but since I fucked up last time, someone else took the rain. I took control today. And what do you have to say about my marg as you sip it? I'm going to need to take a break for you to make another one. It's really good. It's actually really good. You want to hear the rest?

Yeah. Okay. It's going to be tequila, but you have to put the ice first at some point. No, I'll tell you the point. Oh, at some point. Yeah. Okay. So it's going to be tequila. And then I put, I squeezed one whole lime in each of our marks. Oh, wow. That's dedication. I usually do like half for both. No, no, no. I'm not that cheap. That's my limes. I'm cheap. I'm not that cheap. Those are my l'amier and okay. And then we put some laqua. Laquois. We've discussed this. No, but I really like Laquois. I feel like I'm drinking like a, really fancy drink. But you're not. It's LeCroix. They say it on the website. And you hate that name. So we put some lecois and then ice and then we poured some agave in. That's it? And that's it. I even asked her, it felt so proficient that I was like, did you like salt it? It just felt like the perfect like balance of stuff. I'm ready to be a bartender. I wouldn't go that far. If Jacks can be a bartender, he's actually a good bartender. Like I always thought with all this shit he pulls and like Lisa's just like, listen, he's a really good bar. Like he's a good employee.

That's what I mean. He's not a good bar. He's a good employee. Right, because on the season I'm on, he doesn't... Which, Ariel, finally. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. But he's not able...

Like, we'll talk about, like... We can talk about things when we want to talk about things. I know, but all I wanted to say about Jackson being a bartender is that he doesn't know to make a drink where I am. Right. He says that he makes the same drink for every drink that someone orders, and he's like nine of the ten times. No one says anything.

I can't believe that. That's so. Funny. No, but I meant Lisa just like, like he doesn't actually cause shit in the world. Like he does, but he's like a good employee. He gets there on time. He does his shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know. It's weird for me because I'm on season five right now. I know I'm chugging along. But he's like kind of being likable, which I'm sure it'll change everyone. But right now next to James, I'm like kind of like, like he's being endearing. Like he's like kind of an okay boyfriend and Brittany. he's friendly with everyone and like everyone kind of likes being around him

it's like this weird fucking thing um Ariel's on season three I literally walk into her apartment and I see her and I could literally just like sink into it and watch season three while I'm watching season five he's in yeah I hate him in my season so right now they went like he's dating Tiffany Tiffany oh shit those two

like one girl from like Vegas but then it's just Tiffany now Which she's not Cameron. It's not, yeah, whatever her other name was. So he's dating Tiffany. He got them both tattooed. No, he got Cameron tattooed. It's like, I can't even deal with him. He's dating Tiffany.

Tom is with Ariana. The other Tom shorts is with Katie. And they all, like the boys went for a weekend in San Diego, which Tiffany, like, set up for them sweet. And shit, he went into the bathroom with some chick? What went into the bathroom? No, right. Tom's are like, we heard you, like, moan and scream.

And he's like, and he's lying. He's like, I didn't do anything. I helped her throw up. And you can see you flying. I know. It's so bad. But so that's what I'm saying. He was shitty then.

He might be shitty again. Right now he's being like okay in season five. But Ariel, Rie L is advancing so much faster than I am, either because you have no life, which I don't think it's true. My right now. But second of all, this bitch,

our mom is paying for the Hulu. And I'm watching it with the motherfucking commercials for months. you guys. Let's tell them how long the commercials are. It's not like one commercial or three ads. People know Hulu. Maybe they don't. It's 90 seconds.

Yeah. So I've been dealing with it because like when the commercials are on, I'll like do some work and like blah, blah, blah. But so I haven't even, I'm like such a fucking cheap ass or like feel like my mom doesn't even know these things are charged to her card. So I was like, this is life. I will deal with this. And then Ariel starts watching for two days.

and she's like upgrade and I got to say ever since she upgraded first of all she's flying through it she'll probably be at my point because I feel like I just watched that like the San Diego thing and I'm like getting through it quicker but I'm still like I mean it's I do not like finishing shows in five seconds I do like that I'm like enjoying it taking my time but I do it's like such a real debate a real serious debate conundrum to finish it and be up to to date and then have to wait each week for an episode like imagine that life their lives are so different now so like we kind of know i need to know where they're at we do need to be up to date like i'm not following anyone but katie i think you guys know this bf katie you said um you said um no but um

so i am following katie just because like i know her situation i know she's married um and she follows me and we like our friends but i mean you said it You said up. Hopefully we'll be able to have her on this podcast. Oh my God. Dream, but we need to be caught up for that. That's the thing.

It's not a dream, babe. It's going to be reality. I know. It's going to be reality. That's what I said. I said to her, too. I was like, I feel like I need to be up to date. Because imagine I'm like, so in 2015, you know, which I know I go back to this bitch every

episode, but K.B. Yeah. I thought we're going to have one episode. episode where we don't talk about it, but it comes up. So she had like a guest swap with Sheena. She also has a podcast. And she literally was like, Sheena, you're in VPR. What's VPR? Is that Lisa Vanderbom's restaurant? Like what is? Oh, so you guys just like work there? I'm like, no, who does that? If you go on Conan O'Brien, if you go to promote your something on, you know, the whatever show, they need to do some research before and know what they're talking about.

You can't have a guest on and not say, like, you know, I don't regularly watch the show, but blah, blah, blah, whatever. Like, you need to know what you're talking about. You need to have seen the movie if you're interviewing an actor about a movie. You need to have. So it's like, do your freaking homework, KB. Yeah. I don't know me. I couldn't even listen to it.

I would love to hear her ask Gina questions. I know. But she couldn't ask her because she didn't know what Vanderpump was. That's, but like, forget about asking her questions about specific things that happened in the show. like what do you mean asking her are you in vpr that's just i if i was sheena i would be a little offended at least know who's coming on the show no she i mean i don't know this baby you know me for 30 years i know you're not exaggerating i think she said are you on this show because uh vpr no she what i remember is she asked i remember 100 percent she did ask her like what is this oh it's

like owned by lisa vanne prop oh she's on real housewives oh like Like, you guys work for her. Like, she wouldn't. But these are all dumb questions that anybody not even watching the show should know. Right. It's about sir and servers that work at sir. And Lisa Vanderpump owns all of L.A. Yeah.

Like that's it. She really does. Freaking LVP man. Somehow we got into Vanderpump, so we could start with some of that other stuff, which is like, Miley was a Tom Tom, like a week ago. And FaceTiming James Kennedy. No, it was a riot. You're like, wait, what's going on?

What are we promoting? Nothing. Miley's just chilling and No, but the picture Fump! The picture with... I mean, it's freaking Tom Tom. But the picture with Lisa

looked like they were like rowdy, like... Well, maybe they were filming the show? It could be, it could be. But anyway, a lot of celebs come to Tom Tom. Like, I know Chrissy Tegan has been there, Marley's been there. There was another...

Selena? No, not Selena. Another... Another celebrity. Don't know. But you have to go to Tom Tom Tom when you go to L.A. Literally my whole time in L.A. in May

is going to be like LVP's restaurants. And I don't that they're like average. No, you should go to a few of them and then you got to go to Craggs. All the celebs are at Craigs. I'm going to go to Nobu and Malibu. Hope to run into Sophia and Scott.

They're every day there. Debate does. Let me just tell you re-v-PR. I'm in season five, right? Watching season five episode, whatever the fuck, which again, a thing about VPR, a gazillion episodes and a season. Like, I love that.

Like, Kardashians, we wait a year for them to come out with the season. They're 10 episodes. They freaking, ring that episode like, did you hear when Clemy said the corny? Like, literally, they have nothing to do the whole episode. There's like one tiny piece of drama in each episode and there are 10 episodes a season. But, BPR? We have to talk about the trailer.

No, we'll get to that, babe. Are you not, wait, are you in the school of podcasting yet? No. We have topics. I know. We're in the topic of VPR. We'll get to the gradian. But I just got chills thinking about it.

You got chills thinking about it. Then you're a lameer than I would have done. like pretty lame then i would have thought i think you're going to need to make me another margarita so we're going to take a quick break so we're going to take a quick break so anyway i'm on season 5 of vpr episode whatever out of the 25 which that's why i love vpr and all of a sudden they're in like montauk and at this like a hotel like doing Stasi's birthday pretty relaxed and then they like meet up with these people and go to their house and then it turns into summer house by Bravo and then all of a sudden there's like half of the

episode is summer house so they force you into watching that show do they make the transition clear like are they like hello now you're watching summer house so they go to their house and at first you're like oh they're just at this house but then they do interviews with them so you're like wait they're doing interviews with them you know when they do them yeah yeah and then all of a sudden they like show kind of each person of those people that are in the house and like their lives in new york that they like work all week and then they come to this house together and then like there's like an intro like summer house and you're forced into it which is funny because I heard because I didn't watch real housewives of beverly hills that Lisa is on but I heard that's what they did with

VPR. They brought it in on a show into housewives? Right. Because Lisa, you know, is on the cast. So they probably did like a,

and I heard that the transition they did there was Sheena cheated with it with Brandy's husband at the time. Yeah. So that was the transition. That was the storyline. Listen, Bravo has some really great.

Which we discussed, they should pay me. Someone asked me. Someone who's close to me asked me like, are you getting paid by Bravo? to like promote and I was like fucking wish it's gonna come one day you're such a vpr ambassador this is like I've never seen anything like it no you're like dedicated you're a real ambassador let's get you on with Denmark or like how do I vouch that I don't know that was Russian

how do Danish people see people in Denmark I'm like Hulu like I answer them I tell them they're like they get it promote the no ads what promote the no ads like literally, I'll give them my login if I freaking have to. My mom's paying for it. Whatever. Anyway, so then I watch a little bit of that thing because they made me.

So I just left it on the background. Some people are like, no, it's like very divided. People that said like do go into this like summer house thing and people that were like, no, it's not worth your time. Right now, my main focus is my BIP, VPR, so I don't have time.

I feel like you have to stick with the originals. I'm sticking with the originals. And you know what? More than that, I was thinking. about it. And we talked about this actually, which surprised me, because when I was watching the Summer House, I was like, these people are educated, probably more so, no, maybe not. You're talking about the VPR cast. No, talking about Summer House. Oh, okay. They're like work people in New York. They go for the weekend. They work really hard. Like, each person has like a profession. And they're

fucking tools. They're tools. They're tools. And then I was like, comparing them to my, like, friends on VPR. And I was like, you know what? Say what you want, which I told you. Katie, smart girl. I can't even, like, I remember the episode I was watching? And she goes, I've been very judicious with my drinking. I know.

She speaks so highly. Like, I wish I said stuff like that. I remember she said about her wedding, like something like, it's maglimatic. And I was like, what does that mean? No. It's actually not what she said. You said of your story. Stasi too. Stasi's smart. If she can make the analogies that she made, oh my God, what I put up yesterday,

she's like, Sheena, were you raised by wolves in the hills of Azusa? Of Azusa. No, so it turns out Sheena is from Azusa in California. It's a place. But anyway, she comes up with these analogies and Tosi obviously has brains. Ariana obviously has brains. Schwartz was supposed to go to med school. I actually think Sandoval is pretty smart too. You tell me today, like Sandoval has emotional intelligence faux show. For sure. You know what? Kristen might be the only idiot.

I hate her. I know you hate her. I'm sorry. I don't mean to say that. I don't hate anybody. I just, she's my least favorite character. She's your least. I told you, for some reason, I'm so accepting a VPR that I legit don't hate anyone.

I don't. Even James was a freaking freak. Sometimes I feel bad for him, which you'll see. Because he'll literally, like, lash out. But then he's like this poor little. puppy that you feel bad for why because like people have issues which is why sometimes they do the things they do but where i am like where i'm on right now which is season three he just came and he's still like a little like he's very christin's like boy try yeah and he's very calm

and seems like mature and like try to even talk that doesn't say i know but that's what i'm saying like maybe he was being this personality it could be for the show it could be but i told you like the show is real life i know it because we don't to say why i know but he probably exaggerated it could be he could be he was like trying to be jacks number too right so trying to be jacks number two but what i was going to say is like a lot of people or i've heard people like compare sort of like jersey shore no vpr as much as they might be waiters and not be like freaking lawyers they're they're like have really good quality they're quality human beings but josey shore was so funny i'm sorry it's funny but it's not the same

type of people right that's what i'm saying and summer house even though they're freaking you know professionals in new york they're tools i hate those new york tools like they annoy me more i think i can deal with california models more than new york tools i feel i see i feel that yeah anyway that's really all i have for vpr this week i'm doing you know katie's wedding is about to come up since we're so close i'll probably cry like a legit cry i thought you were about to say like i'll probably be invited. Babe, it happened already. Oh, you thought I was like exaggerating.

But actually right now, which I told Ariel today, where I am at season five, she's planning the wedding. And I just feel so bad for her because I know how much stress it is, like to plan a wedding. And she's obviously like maybe drinking a little bit more, being more like aggravated. And Tom isn't always like that there for her. He's kind of like, well, Tequila Katie. Like he's calling her what other people call her and is like, are you drunk about everything

she says and like called her a bitch and she didn't invite Ariana to be her bridesma because she knows Ariana is like elitist in those things. So Tom invite. What do you mean by elitist? Like what? What do you mean? Why didn't she invite her? She feels like she's better than everything Ariana. She's like I'm not into like bridesmaid things. Katie like had a feeling

that she wouldn't be so like into it. So she didn't do it. So she didn't do it. Part of the reason. And then so Tom was like I want Ariana feel like cluel a little bit. Included. So he invited her to be a groomsman which like obviously she loves you know being one of the guys. Yeah. Rihanna does have a thing where she like feels like she's better than everyone.

And she's still not into getting married where you're still. I'm my season out. I like her. I swear to God, I like everyone. Seriously. I'm really okay with everyone. But I feel bad for Katie that she's not getting the support because I told you what I think. I do think.

And not only because she's my VPR friend, Instagram friend, I think that she's always been the most like level headed, the most like mature about things. And I think that she's the type of person. Like, I'm that way too. If you give me what I want or like not what I want. If you give me like good friendship, love, support, I'll freaking give you that too. Yeah. You know, and more.

So I feel like Katie's like that. Like she can be such a good friend. If you're a good friend to her, she's an amazing friend to you. Right. You know, and Tom like I feel like doesn't look like he appreciates that all the time. No. I also think he doesn't respect himself because like he doesn't give a shit what his friends do to him. Yeah. Aside for the fact that they sit on his face and, like, fart on his ass face and nostrils and whatever, like, the funny stuff, they also, like, talked non-n nicely to his girlfriend, which isn't okay. And, yeah, he has some, like, dudes and dudes is a weird thing. You know, sometimes they don't, like, stand up for each other. Like, with girls, like, we immediately are like, you said this and, like, you didn't, like, if we have to get into it, we'll get into it. With guys, it's like, oh, you know,

so what if, you know, they don't know how to do confrontation. Yeah, confrontation is not their prime. Then we have, you know, the Bachelor stuff, which let me tell you. So many opinions we got going on here. I'm sorry, babe. I'm doing my best to really keep up

with this relationship of Colton and Cassie. No, I can't. I'm judging it hardcore. No, and listen. I can't. I mean, I got annoyed today. I felt like my chest was burning up. I felt like my blood pressure was rising, and I was just like...

No, I can't with you. Why? Your reaction. It's always like, I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. But, Ariel, she literally, she's like, ew, Colton Sanky's on the floor. She was freaking out about his fucking sock. Are you freaking kidding?

I know. Are you freaking kidding? She's like, ew, what do I do with this? It's a sock. No, no, you know what? I want to freaking, no. I want to call ABC and say, did you interview? with this chick and ask her if she's ready for marriage and babies and vagina and dick and whatever

because the girl can't pick up her boyfriend's sock which I'm sure smells like a baby's ass because Colton's like freaking baby okay I wrote make out with it lick it swallow it that's how you feel when you're at the beginning with someone and I'm going to be graphic but I remember when I started dating my husband I felt this overwhelming feeling of love towards him that I remember thinking This is going to sound graphic. Like, I want to, like, swim in his insides. Like, I want to be in every part of him that's, like, no, not in a sexual way. I know.

In a way that, like, him is me and me is him and everything that he is, I want to, like, be part. Yeah. It's like, so you pick up a sock and you're grossed out. And you're grossed out. And you put up a story about it, like a 15-year-old. A 15-year-old. That's, that is the problem. So mature.

That's the problem. It's not about, like, the sock. It's about the fact that she's immature and not ready. She's moving in with her sister. That's the main thing. Sorry, I started with the sock because that was the last thing that I saw today. But the moving in thing. So Colton moved to LA to be with her, I'm assuming.

No, he said that in an interview. Oh, he said that? He said, I moved to L.A. to be closer to Cassie. That's where she lives. Beautiful. I want to be close to her. While she lives with her parents because she's 20 years old. Right, which is normal.

It's normal for her to live with her parents. It's not normal for her to go in a show when you get married. I know. If you're not there at all and you never lived alone and you don't want to live alone and you like whatever. So you don't want to live with your boyfriend. You can't even commit to so much. Sorry, to live with your boyfriend.

No, it's okay, babe. I'm really like angry about this. No, I know. It's annoying because like, you know, patience and patience and patience. But if her choice, you know, if I were her, let's say, or you know what, even I'll give you a better example. I have a friend. She's single. She's living at home right now.

Her thought processes, I don't want to move out. out alone or with a friend, because I might meet someone and I want to be able to move in with them. Yeah. That's the thought process when you're mature, ready for a relationship, you know, is that, like, you know that when you meet someone, you're ready to take those steps. Yeah. She is met someone who admires her, loves her more than anything.

They met on a show where they're supposed to get engaged in married if they pick each other. And she moves in with her sister. And the thing is... To a building where Kaylin, her boyfriend's ex, lives. Okay, they're best friends. I don't even give a shit about Kaylin living there. I'm just saying like it's this like sorority, like immaturity, 23-year-old thing. It's this immature, 23-year-old college thing.

But what I think is like just really disrespectful to Colton and like if I was Colton, I would care a lot. I don't know if they're having a deal about it. But they came on the interview and they're like, wait, definitely spoken about engagement and like we're not moving in yet but we will and like we've spoken about it all and then her apartment and then she signed the lease for a year and then she moves out and then she moves out and doesn't imagine that conversation imagine that conversation like hey babe come live with me i just moved out here no i'm going to move in with my sister i couldn't do it no i couldn't do it he like literally if i was his friend i'd say dude i know you fell in love

let me tell you a few things one what you fell in love with isn't real she didn't look like that before let me show you what she looked like because maybe wouldn't be this puppy in love because I feel like what did he so like she's a cute girl but like he's mature and she's not she's really not you know and he's like I know I make fun of him for those who follow me a lot of my stories and his tweets but I'm just this relationship is like I'm not supporting it it's not if I were his mother if I was I'd say you're you're not in the right place like if you love something, let it go. This girl is far away from what you want. If she's just moving in with her sister now. And you move to LA for her. And you move to LA for her. What does that mean for your

relationship? No, I'm, I am. No, it's annoying. Shook it. It's annoying. And then he put up a quote by Alicia Keys that read, I know. He's retweeted at it. It said, you deserve someone who would jump fences to be with you, not someone who is on the fence about being with you. And it's like tweeted and wrote yeah I agree I feel you which is like does first of all I don't know

if Alicia Keys is talking about the Bachelor do you think she is No no she's not No she's not Of course she is What else what you would be talking about It's like a lyric

Babe it's not a lyric I don't think Alicia Keys Follows the bachelor No wait I want to just say something about you She's like too classy for that When I listen to our podcast Sometimes Which you remind me of mom

Who does this You're like no that doesn't It's not You just say it as if your truth is the universal truth. I know. Like we talked about Courtney Kardashian's Photoshop and you're like, it's not. It's not. I was wrong.

You're wrong. I was wrong. The whole world articles upon articles showing the fucking nipple on the wrist. And she's like, you're talking about something that is not correct. And I'm like, okay, I don't even try. So anyway, I don't know if for sure Alicia Keys doesn't or for sure she does. I don't care. Colton wrote, I feel you.

Right. And Cassie's the one that's not on the fence about him. I know. It's crazy. No, it's mind boggling. And it is, I really wish him to get to his senses and realize that he might be dating a 17-year-old because it'll be 10 years before. And if she was in love, we know what being in love is like. When you're in love, again, the feeling is idealistic.

It's I'm ready to run off, get married to you. your babies right now. I was ready to get like to have babies with my 16 year old boyfriend. It's the feeling. It's not even like what's going to be what's going to happen. You never know. But if your main feeling is I don't want you. I don't want to live with you even. Like what's living with someone? It's not that big of a deal. Like grow up. No, I can't handle it. And someone moved to L.A. for you. Like I don't like. And then he moved in L.A. Like he moved for you. And then you're like, my first time moving out from my parents' house, I'm going to go live with my sister.

Which, like, I wonder how old, if the sister is older or younger. No, a sister is younger. She's 21. She might be more mature. I mean, I don't know. I mean, everyone is five years old. I cannot deal with it. No wonder.

I love your PR. I know. I wonder. I just feel bad for Colton. I do too. I really want to see how it plays out, even though if I had to put money, I would say. Give it a year. I would say it's not going to play out well for him.

I don't say so either. The bitch can't commit to anything. No. Um, his song, Coltie Got Me Flowers. Oh, my God. It's like, oh, my God, are you an idiot? Like, are you an idiot? No, I can't. You guys, well, we've all been waiting for a game. My period. I'm still on a, oh, you know what? I came up with a word this week. What? Hate a role. Like, like, you're on a role of hating. Right. Haterol. I'm on a hateroam.

Like, it starts at pre-menstration. It continues during menstruation, which, by the way, is the hardest word to spell. Try to spell it. Menstruation. You won't get it. M. Okay. Are you going to test me?

Yeah. So, M-E-N-U-S-T-R. I got it wrong. You got it wrong. It's men. strual like menstruation men's true al anyway so that's that we know that you're welcome Hannah G is confirmed for a bachelor in paradise surprise what a song can't wait for it I keep on seeing snippets of Hannah B me too and I'm like I don't even know if I care I don't really care

I don't even know if it's intrusante yeah I don't know if I'm gonna watch just kidding okay don't be kately n briszov i am kidding kidding don't anyway i think we talked about this last week but i can't get over the fact the bachelor people have no career aside from instagram as soon as they go on the bachelor aside from aside from jojo and jordan who are my favorite couple in bachelor i can't deal i today put up i can't deal with jojo she's so perfect no no it's in that way oh first of all with ads with ads with ads well they all Hey guys, swipe up, swipe up, you guys, swipe up. Like, at least have it nodded my face all fucking day.

Oh, swipe up, get to 10% and swipe up together on that and swipe up. No, because, like, you guys, you know, this is the real life. If you're doing shit on Instagram and you want to end up making money for the hard work that you put in and you want to do advertisements, that's cool. My M.O. about it, and I'm being 100% honest, is I would be down to do things that I believe in or like a line with your also account that also align with my account that won't be too annoying for you guys to see and I'm really serious about that you won't all of a sudden see like you know a t-shirt from somewhere that I don't like or whatever so I'm not saying

Joja doesn't like I'm sure she likes all the cosmetics she gets like delivered to her house yeah but it's saturating it's saturated no it's every I think everything she puts up aside from her dog is an ad yeah and it's like sway bath to get this and a lot of you ask me about my morning routine and it's it's always about a lot of you asked me yeah and at this point I feel like everybody already knows it's all bullshit the thing is like sometimes people like I'll put up you know when we go out on Friday and Saturday I'll put up what I wear and if people are like where'd you get that then I'll say like but you're not getting paid for that no no I know but I'm just saying like I get that a lot of you asked me I made fun of it and then I think I did it a couple times no but

you're doing it about something that a lot of you, a lot of people did ask you about. Yeah, but you'd be surprised. People would say, Joji, you have such nice skin. What do you use?

But when she's doing an ad about something that's like, a lot of you asked me about some, a lot of times it's like a way to get people to like, no, yeah. I get what you're saying, but I'm just saying it's okay to an extent. It's okay for once in a blue moon you do that.

But I'm saying everything of hers is like her perfect hair that she like Bombay curls every day. She has a part of, I don't know she was Bombay curling thing. It's like a lot. I know you think, but, but in her defense, she is doing stuff. She's hustling. No, the thing is that's not the only thing she does.

And I think that that's what's most respectful that she doesn't just do the ads on Instagram. She also does her house swapping. She also opened up her own, uh, fletch brand. Yeah. Fine. Like she's doing a lot of different things in Jordan is a sports broadcast. Yeah, they work hard. They do stuff.

Yeah. They do stuff. And other people like everybody else on the bachelor. Everyone else, yeah. Doesn't work and just puts up ads all day. And that's what they do. No, it's true. And that's, I mean, it's fine.

It's nice to have that opportunity, but it's just so crazy. You go on The Bachelor, and if you're popular enough, like, your job is to put up ads on Instagram and you don't do anything else. That sounds fun to me. And, like, you have the opportunity, like, Amanda Stanton, to also open up your own clothing. And I'll tell you what the difference is, which, like, I don't mean to be, like, self-endeering. I'm just made up that word. if I was getting those opportunities because like

okay you know what I'll put myself aside because that is annoying to say it that way these people come on the show don't have personality they're vanilla they're vanilla yeah

and then they're like promoting stuff which like for some reason they're you know 19 year olds out there who are getting the stuff that they wear but let's go sorry I just thought about it No, because I just thought about Sophia Richie promoting the phobletics, and, like, that was pretty boring.

Hey, guys, I waited for two weeks, which, like, one of my followers said, like, because, okay, Sophia Richie promoted phabletics, which is an odd partnership, just because, like, it's, like, usually lower end celebs do it. Yeah. She literally propped up her phone on, like her shelf, just like we would, right, is wearing it. I think she also has Botox and filler the fuck up. You think? I don't know. Something in the face. is like weird and she's like so i waited for the package to come and it finally arrived i really like

the way it sits on me and i'm so hoping you guys would like it oh my god she's getting paid for that yeah that was awful yeah awful and it's just like if you have personality i'm freaking happy for you you know what i mean like i've told you examples of people on instagram who like you know i'll tell you Ariel, like, of course they're going to make it. They have loads of personality and they're funny and they're that. Bachelor people, I can't really think of it. I don't want to say anyone specific right now because I can't think of it, but don't. Even KB, you know what KB kind of does.

She has a personality. She has a personality. Yeah. She does do annoying shit and she's not always interesting. But she has a personality. Most of them, a lot of them. Yeah. Amanda Stanton does nothing for me.

me you know like she's like amy me like what does she get was she entertaining me is she what that i'm going to like be invested and like i follow a lot of people on instagram that i see do ads but you know it's to the point that even me a savvy consumer like will believe them that they like you know recommend this product and this is why they're showing it to me or you know or whatever and it's just like these people have no competitive advantage they have no extra something that they're bringing to the table aside from a number of followers that they have because they were on the TV show. They have a number of followers. That's all.

That's all. Anyway, I put up this thing, which I thought was funny, that I think, like, Mike Fleece and Chris Harrison should start a new show called The Bachelor 8. Do you want to explain what the concept does? A Bachelorette over the size 8. I think it would be cool if they incorporated people of normal sizes. No, obviously that was a joke. No, I know. But we talked about that in general that, like, it doesn't make sense to not have...

They have a... Like, if I was single and I was even thinking about going on the show, I'd be like, I can't go on the show. Even though I'm so sometimes a size six. Isn't it anybody above a size six? So you can be a size six? Oh, no, I'm just saying bachelor's aid wouldn't be right for me. No. Oh, because I told you that thing.

You said something about, like, lower. Was it four or six? I think it's four. I'm like, we wouldn't qualify. No, we wouldn't. No, my, look, no one, no, you have to be perfect. Like, no way, I want to ask, though, the people listening if they've had the experience that we've been having with working out.

Do you feel like you want to get these answers? I feel like you're using this platform for your own benefit. No, I want to know if people are experiencing the same things. We don't have that much time to go into that. No, but just to know if you've worked out and it's twice. a week. Yeah. And it's not that, like, weightlifting, muscle building workout.

Yeah. If it's normal to consistently gain weight. So we start working out. We're like, oh, motivation, like, this and that go. Like, and actually enjoyed, actually like it, but what? We're not losing weight, that's for sure. We're even gaining weight. Um, our trainer does not have the answers.

I'm trying to be polite right now. and it is kind of upsetting we have to motivate each other like every day and say like And it hasn't been like two weeks. It's been like almost four months. But it's funny because every time one of us weighs in and I'm like, hey, Ariel, like wait in today and I'll tell her like what it was. And she'll just be like, wait, but like aren't you getting your period tomorrow? It's always.

Wait, but you ate last night. Was it soy sauce? It has MSJ. It probably floated you. Like we'll make each other feel better. You're premenstrual. You're premenstrual. But at the same time, you're like, wait.

And it is weird because at the end of the day, like, there's Coach Crystal from The Bachelor, and she's, like, at a higher weight than you would think because she's all muscle. She's tiny. But we're definitely from the five-pounders that we're lifting, not all muscle. Yeah. But I love how you said weight interrupted our whole flow of the podcast to ask this question. Something you said reminded me of it. And I kind of like, because.

Oh, the Bachelor rate. Yeah. I want to know if people are experiencing the same thing. And they'll message you and maybe we can feel better about us. I mean, that's what you're trying to get at, I can say. Yeah. Okay. So let us know if you've had that experience.

Let us know if, you know, we're just doing something wrong if, like, we're eating too much. It is, someone once told me the way to, like, lose weight or, like, be at your best is to stop lying yourself about what you're eating. And I think we can all admit that we do that sometimes. You know, you'll say, like, oh, I, like, didn't eat anything. And then if you really look at what you eat, you fucking ate. You know what I mean? So I'm not sure that's what we're doing right now. But there is that, which I always keep in mind.

Like, be honest to yourself. Like say, you know what, Amanda, you're having like a tough, you know, month. Or, you know what? You're having a month where you don't give a shit, which is fine too, you know? Like, that you're like, I don't feel like thinking about everything I put in my mouth. But it's been like three months. Yeah, it's been a while. It's not like we're talking about two weeks after we started working out.

It's been three months. You know what? Me and Arielle are like kind of the same weight all the time. So she always puts me in the boat with her. And I'm sort of like, get away from me. She's like, we're so gross. Like, we're just gaining. And like, I'm like, she's like, we feel so bad about ourselves.

And I'm like, you fucking feel bad. I'm like, I'm in a belly shirt today. Like, I'm freaking menstruating. Okay. Below today. A.F. And I'm in a belly shirt. God, you know what?

Confidence. This is a lot of fucking key. No, good for you. Good for me. Anyway, before we move on, I don't know if this is that interesting, but Stephanie Pratt from the Hills is dating Derek from the Bachelor, Derek Perth. Peth. Peth. Peth.

I didn't know if there was a Derek Peth that I didn't know about, but she's dating Derek Peth. Yeah. I mean, ill for both of them. Yeah, she's one that got a gazillion plastic surgery that you can tell. But you know what else? know they're dating. It's called being a celebrity connoisseur. No, but I was not, I was.

Because you're not a celebrity connoisseur. What's her name, Stephanie? She thinks she could just like Google shit while she's in the studio. No, because how'd you know you, they were dating? Where do you see that? Oh, my God. Okay. Anyway, I got.

Is that her? Yeah. You didn't see what she looked like? No. Okay, this is when you get shocked on air and everyone hates you. No. No, this is. This is insane.

This is the person. I've seen the before and after. Are you freaking kidding me? How old are you? It's five years old. She got those surgeries. No, but she, no, she used to, no. Used to 10 years ago.

She looked different. I already put it up two years ago on Instagram. Wow. Anyway, where were they seen though? I don't see anything. Never mind. Okay, go on. Are you doubting me?

Oh, I see. Okay. Goodbye. Just remember on our. podcast last time we talked a lot about plastic surgery epidemic and like filler epidemic and like all those things yeah get off your phone sorry i had to look at pictures of stephanie pratt okay go on yeah i remember um i know what you're gonna say no you don't yeah i do the rich gall face oh my god he was such a freak you know that i considered asking you to wear

contacts today so don't have to look at your face with those glasses why i'm sorry what that mean that's so mean you know i'm like really self-conscious you get these glasses it just make me not like them what do they not look good on my face i like rather look in your eyes but you're looking at my eyes i'm looking like through them do they not look no but honestly honestly they don't look good on my face they do do do you see haley beber's glasses i like them yeah you do yeah they're big but i like them they're like chris jenner glasses chris jenner has those glasses do you want them I like, like that style, but I'm just like, what glasses are going to look good? I don't know, babe.

I don't know, babe. What? I'm sorry. I don't know. Do they not look good on my face? First of all, you have a pretty face. Anything looks good on you. I'm sorry for making that mean joke. But it wasn't a joke.

You comment on my glasses a lot. I do. But it's like context. But I comment on her glasses, you guys, because she doesn't clean them and I'll be staring through like a thing of dirt. But no, no, not those. But yeah, I'd rather, why don't you put in context more often? I do, but like, do I need to put them in when I'm home all day? No, sorry.

Anyway, rich girl face, you guys. It's a thing. One of you guys DM'd me and said that the newest thing is called the rich girl face. You can restructure your whole face with fillers. You can create cheekbones, a jawline, smaller nose with filler, non-surgical. Every celebrity probably has it. It's also called a liquid facelift. So that's probably what everyone seriously has.

And me and Ariel end up talking about this a lot. lot because, you know, you just see these reality stars and, and celebs with faces that it kills me that they look less good than they did. That's what, okay, for example, Brittany's mom is in this episode from VPR, not Spears. She comes on this episode on season five where they're roasting jacks, which is so fucked up because, like, his girlfriend's mom watching them roast him, but whatever. And she's like, whatever. And then Brittany put up a picture of her, like, now.

And boy, oh, boy, she's going to glow up. And you know what? I don't know if I'm right. I'm not saying I'm the god of what's right and wrong in plastic surgery. But I'm like, hell, yeah, like this older woman who was already feeling a little bit probably like droopy and not as fresh and tight. Yeah. Got some stuff to look fresh and tight.

tighter yeah and i i personally feel and i'm not saying that i'm the god of all truth but that that makes a lot more sense to me than a 23 year old who um does that stuff like i even tell mom like our mom is a haughty potati but i'd be deep for her to like fill in some wrinkles no but she's such a mouth babe she's such a mouth by the way if anyone has a single dad in the new york state area oh my god great idea i know dm a man dad me like my mom is so hot she's so active she's so active She's so funny. She's so spicy. And, you know, it's just like she's too good for, like, apps and things.

And she's single like a mingle. I mean. That's not a thing. No. Like a mingle. She's single like a bingo. She's single ready to mingle. Thank you.

No? Yeah, yeah. Keep going. I feel like my mom is just, like, hoping for us to, like, find her someone. I think she's also hoping for, like, the moment. She thinks she's in a movie. She's like, you know, I met him. And the stars didn't like.

up and like I couldn't see him in my future and we're like mom you went on a date yeah no she doesn't um she's she has some expectations but really you guys and then imagine if you set me up set her up with someone then we can hang out that's really appealing um so much fun um speaking of like dating and stuff it's funny because romona on new york city high housewives is dating and she's like a riot um She actually looks really good. Like whoever did her, like, plastic surgery or, like, whatever touch-ups she's getting is doing really well. They all look kind of good. I just watched the first three episodes.

Let me tell you. Boring. Snoose Fest. Really? I mean, it is sad because Bethany lost her boyfriend who was, um... He was her boyfriend, babe. They were engaged. They were engaged.

Not at the time. Are you telling me no? Are you telling... Did you watch the episodes? Wait, they were engaged. Are you doing it? they were yes they were engaged when he died she didn't come out with it

yes can we make a fucking pact that you don't say no to shit you don't know I mean I really like to say no I hate that oh my god my mom does it too my mom I'll be like hey mom so I was going on the street today this girl did it no she did not um yeah she did it was there like I hate when people do

that I hate it okay so I watch the first three episodes she's with the ring she's keeping it she told the story so it's very sad that that happened I wish you know it sucks and how did he die again like what happened so that's the thing they he overdosed on pain killers but they didn't really go into it bethany i think you were over when i was watching that part bethany sort of said like what does it matter like to dig into it right now like it's sad

he's dead he died but she's doing pretty well in her grieving process like three weeks out and she's like thinking about dating and no yeah i mean i don't want to judge we don't know what the processes for everyone I think she's sort of thinking like what he would want and do you know that it'd be good for her to not be like you know sad and alone which I think in real life now she's dating someone I think I've seen like paparazzi but the three first episodes were kind of a bore so not much to say there there's like some new house I saw you yon and don't have to hide it there's some new housewife which like she's not in the in the beginning she's not in like the the opening um thing, but it feels like she's going to be in a lot of the drama.

Are you checking me? I'm checking what you're doing. Are you kidding? No. Do I need you to supervise me? No. Okay. Okay. Let's take a quick break.

We'll be right back. And we're back. And we have our favorite family to do. talk about that they're for i don't know what acts that i'm doing the for the new season is coming out this oh my god i just had to hold myself back i saw that oh my god i'm so excited the trailer what the hell my throne is inching oh my god stop it you don't do that i do that not on the podcast not on the podcast i'm sorry the trailer the trailer did it not have you It had me.

With chills. It had me. How many times did you watch it? We're talking about the Kardashians. Yes. Seven. You watch it seven times. Yeah.

But can I just tell you something? What? So the whole trailer is about the drama with Jordan. Yeah. So it's not a piece of it that isn't. The whole trailer is with that music of something ominous happening. Chloe, really emotional, crying, you know, screaming at the phone. Liar!

That was emotional. crying in the interview room that you know were people with real lives and and the Jordan Kylie like makeup comes out so you see that already but you know what's annoying and manipulative that's gonna be at the end of the season and was filmed for sure after the season wrap because it's new and the season was probably filled in this freaking summer yeah so no they definitely filmed after the season wrap they're definitely going to like they added the Jordan thing later and also made the whole trailer about it. So I'm wondering, what would the season be without that?

You know what I mean? What would be the freaking trailer? They'll have a little bit. But I'm just wondering if the last episode is going to be like just about this drama and then they're going to like... So what are we going to do for 11 episodes? I don't freaking know. It's too much. You're right.

They're going to leave it to the last episode. Of course they are. Are you kidding? They're going to drag it out. It's going to be a to be continued. Yeah. That's what annoys me because I'm like, at the same time, like I just. can imagine, like, I know, you know, people that are in reality choose to have their lives

displayed. But at the same time, on other shows, I'm not sure you see as much of the, like, the manipulation of it. Yeah. Which I can get why people say that. Because, like, imagine, like, VPR OK, it shows drama. It shows couples fighting. You don't see, like, next scene, like, and this is, like, happened. And now the whole season is, like, they make you think it's about trailer is that and you know what Chloe had such a hard time does she really need to relive it in this way but she she allowed them she allowed it but i'm just saying like and they it's a little much it's a little much i feel like it is a little much but you have to realize that like they probably have contracts on contracts they like they have to share everything on their lives they have to

share everything on their lives if something happens the cameras have to come in like they probably sign up for it no that's like you want to make your show interesting you want people to watch so you need to call us when dramas happen so we can film it like that's the thing otherwise like they wouldn't make money people wouldn't watch i mean not they wouldn't make money at this point they would but people wouldn't watch and like the basis of their success is keeping up yeah but i'm just saying they didn't have to do it just about that all about that like it's manipulating the audience but i'm saying like show a happy moment that happened a year before this happened Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. It's just like a little too like just that is the trailer. It didn't even show, oh, Kim said one thing. Like if she has to move to Chicago, she'll like die. But anyway, the trailer just like made me feel bad because I know I've been making fun of Chloe a little bit. What have you been saying? I know.

I think I don't, I'm not as big of a hater as I think I am. But I'll put up like, you know, the hair she just had for Diana Ross's party. No, because that was funny. Like she. And I'll put up like the quote she puts up and be like, baby, true. Who quotes. So funny because every other thing is a flower or baby true. So you think like I'm not saying mean things.

You're not saying mean things. I think it's just funny. Like literally like everything she puts up is either a quote of flower or a baby true or baby true. And we all want to know. Is she going to call her a toddler true? Child true. Teenage true. Teenage true.

Adult true. But yeah, I think I'm just scared ever since like I may have been blocked by Mandy Moore. I'm traumatized. No, I'm just kidding. I mean, I'm not. whoever follows me probably knows and maybe doesn't that for some reason I am unable to find Mandy Moore's profile on Instagram. How could that be though?

So it'd probably be and she blocked me. But I don't know. I don't remember if I talked shit about her. And if I did, why would she care and how would it get to her? Even though the how would it get to her is so easy because like you just need one person to follow me that is in touch with it. Like Lady Gaga. But I don't think you said anything ever.

mean enough for her to go. Dave, I might have said that she, like, dresses matronly. Like a, yeah, like a g-ma. But could be that she's, like, offended by those things. And she'll block you? See, it seems, because, okay, let's put it out there once and for all. The most I've ever said is that. If I said something about Mandy Moore, it was that she dresses g-mai.

Right. That would be the only thing. Yeah. Aside from that, no hate whatsoever. I love this is us. Love candy. So she got sensitive that she said she dressed is like a g-ma and she blocked you? I just don't see.

You think it's a fluke? I hope it's a flu. I feel like maybe you need to contact Instagram and be like, I'm pretty sure Mandy Moore didn't block me. I really think they get messages all day from people thinking their exes like didn't block them. Do you think they care? I don't know.

Every time I remember it, I get so upset. Not that it's that interesting to follow Mandy Moore. It really isn't. People are sending me shit because of it and they're like, and I'm just like, snooze. Yeah, it's a little bit as a little bit of a snooze fest. Yeah, it's a little bit of a snooze fest. but we were talking about weight earlier and us working out and anyway um but this week like demi levato uh just like a paparazzi thing came out and it said like a fuller figure demi like walking the streets or something

has this bitch not gone through enough you need to put up a photo of her being fuller so she wrote so she wrote like i'm more than you know how much i weigh and the thing is like i really like that she called it out because like I felt like that actually made a change because she called it out. She tagged the guy who wrote the article. I don't know if you saw this. And he wrote back like, I'm so sorry. You're right. Like blah, blah, blah. And she's like, it's fine. I know you didn't mean it. But I think it's important that you know that like blah, blah, blah. And they resolved it. He was like, I'll remove the article. And like, I think that she did transmit a message. Do you know what I mean? She did say like, this is not okay. That writer got the hint. Maybe other writers will get the hint. And like, it is hard. like do we not have these thoughts like I feel like I fight these thoughts a lot like you'll

think about a certain celebrity that gain weight a certain person you'll think it I myself would never publicize it right about it and even if we talk about it I'll be like I feel bad because like we fucking gain weight and lose weight and like would we ever want anyone to say that shit about us you know yeah so it's a struggle because you do have thoughts and like they're not mean thoughts they're observant thoughts, but like we need to at least take one step in the fact that it's not like in gossip culture to talk about women's sizes.

Not anymore. That's what I'm saying. It shouldn't be, that's what I mean. It shouldn't be part of the conversation. Yeah. And I think our society or society in general has gotten a lot better about that

because people, you know, I mean, I've had to have a friend actually asked me the other day from Israel, don't hate her she was like Rihanna like gained some weight like how is no one talking about it and I was like we don't talk about these things like and like technically did Rihanna gain weight since like pun to replay like yeah or since work even or since work like she did get a little bit bigger yeah but I don't think it's anyone's job to point it out if she's happy that's great she freaking looks great and at whatever weight she's at and at the end of the day we really

have to remember that as much as I can, you know, talk about celebrities and like what they're doing and blah, blah, blah, I try to keep it light and I would never try to attack just like the way they look. Like I'll say like Chloe's butt implants because she freaking got those butt implants and they're dumb. You know what I mean? Sorry, not sorry. But if you ate a little bit more, gained some weight, you know, lost some way, woke up puffy,

like those kinds of things, like I'll do my best to even if it crosses me. my mind to never write about something like that and even do like self work on myself to not think things like that yeah like we even to each other I'll be like don't fucking fat shame us like you fat shame us sometimes like she'll be like we gained weight I'm like why do you think I incorporate you into the way only sometimes but a lot of times if we're talking about weight then I'll be like listen we both went up we were the same way before and now we're the same way going on up yeah so are we okay with it yeah don't think that we're like being dramatic about it at all we're just thinking about the

workout itself like should we keep on working out if we I don't know felt better at more prime before yeah I mean the thing is it's really hard to tell because like it's hard to know if like it is muscle or like what's going on I usually have always done like Pilates and yoga so I don't this is my first time like for months like working out doing like a workout you know what I mean yeah but you know what's so funny my accountant which i talked about in the last podcast was like what's a celeb listen to our podcast wait he told you he listened did i tell you this no yes i talked to him about something and he was like by the way i listened to your podcast and i was like you did you didn't know what a celeb is i literally said this damn what it said he was like yeah

well you know i tried did he enjoy well so it was cute because he was like i didn't listen the whole thing because like I don't know anything about that stuff but like you and your sister definitely had like good chemistry and like the conversation was flowing and it felt not force he's like you know a lot of things feel force so it's cute when I told my husband he was like so weirded out that he listened to it well can we tell a little secret what our sister doesn't even listen to the podcast I mean it's bad yeah but I think A because she's not on it true and she was on it

she has a baby and it was funny the other day I was like have you listened to the podcast and she's like no like I have a baby and I'm like that's how we imitate her by the way and she's like

and I'm like okay and she's one of those moms where like the baby can't look at the screen the baby can't fucking do anything and I'm like put it on the freaking background and she's like oh

yeah and I'm like did I just discover to you like rocket science like was it that hard and i'm like and b do you sit in the motherfucking quiet with the baby all day how are you not going insane so anyway i we might have her on as a third guest and just like make fun of her for not knowing anything celebrity that would be fun it would be fun um we do have to talk about justin bber and like his post about so there were a couple things a he posted about not touring anymore and said that you know he's toured throughout like

his whole life and he just needs like a break and to please like you know he's working on himself right now we know he's going through a bit of a depression and he said the most important thing for him is to work on himself and his being a husband and being a father a lot of people freak down and we're like it's haley pregnant and i'm like you dumb dums he's not saying haley's pregnant but i'm sure that's his like plan he wants to be a father yeah yeah you know and being like planning on being a good father planning on so he needs to work on himself because i feel like he does have a lot of like growing up to do and working on himself to do and like imagine that freaking childhood he had you know it can't be easy right so I feel like just now he's like having

like the come down of it you know just like dealing with everything that he was on this like high high and he needs to get back into like normal life a little bit yeah um you know we saw him at a concert we were so excited we got sweet motherfucking tickets well we didn't buy them whatever I know but like you like I we got them we got them yeah um I'm like just make sure we say you little PC annoying no not PC I'm just like just saying we were so excited to see Justin Bieber in a suite okay we get there he is tired lazy like no bueno I was so excited for his dancing like Amanda and I really like to dance also and like we like to like see people dance really well, and it wasn't bad.

Did you do the dance? Like, Caitlin was a dancer. No, but I feel like we've always had a common interest in, like, watching people dance. Like, it really does move me. Like, we even went to Britney Spears, and we knew it wasn't going to be, like, old Britney, but we still had so much fun because she put in an effort for herself and for her, like, you know, what has become of her sort of, she did put in an effort. I was really not, I wouldn't say impressed with her dancing skills because, like,

old Brittany is amazing. Yeah. But I was really impressed with how much effort and how much she really was moving. Yeah. And plus her songs are so, like, dancing and funny that we were just dancing. Yeah, we were just dancing. Was Justin is like, you want to see him dancing and like it was just like no bueno. So I'm happy he's working on himself and I'm happy that I really think Haley, from what

I can see, looks like a really positive person. Yeah. Like we talked about last time that she always seems to be like consoling him, but I think she's probably a good influence. I don't think she's like does drugs or like parties too much. I think they're both like at a chill place. I think they're at a chill place. I think she dresses so hot. She really does. She really does. So I don't think she's pregnant. I think he just wants to work on himself. And also he came out with this other message saying he, I think one of, you know, the Jalina fans wrote something negative about him and Haley. And he wrote back to her and then posted it on his story and asked

to everyone who loves him to screenshot and him post that that stop talking shit about Haley, that he loves her, that she's his woman, stop like saying about Selena, he loved her. And like he even said, and I'll always love her and have a piece, like, she'll have a piece of my heart. But like, Haley is the best thing that ever happened to me. And like, she's my bride and she's my wife and respect that, which is nice, except I put up that, like, I would fucking kill my husband if he said he still loves his ex in anyway. But him and Selena had a long, long history.

I know, but wouldn't you be so jell? No, not if I'm Haley Baldwin. It's not the same. Are you that, like, not connected? I am connected, but I'm just saying like... Like, there's still people. They're still insecure. I know there's still people and they're still insecure.

So don't say that. You think Haley Baldwin is like, I don't care. Of course she cares. He was with her for 10 years. And I'm sure she struggles with that. No, I know. But I'm just saying, like, they are really good together. And I think he can say that, like,

Selena was a big part of his life. That's okay. to say that was okay to say i think it's like kind of i wouldn't want to say i still love her yeah but i think he's trying really hard i like saw this story that he sleeps in this like chamber this like oxygen chamber that's supposed to like help you with like insomnia i think he's going through a lot and like we don't know yeah yeah yeah so i really hope that they are roaming the beaches of laguna beach i know they're looking really photogenic they're looking great and i just like he's made a transition from like not really talking to people and like being rude to paparazzi and fans and suddenly he's like so friendly

he's so but he like talks to everybody that's like how extreme of a person are you but maybe he realized he needs to make some changes yeah it could be no he had a bad boy phase of like peeing and freaking plants and like being an asshole to people no i think he peed like in like a concert like he like peed in like a club people what i'm confused where did he be I got off the image in my head of him peeing. Like, let's say he's walking in like somewhere inside and then he just like peed in like the side of somewhere. I think you ran that up. No, look it up.

Justin peeing. Look it up. Look it up. Before we go, there were a couple things this week. There was the Jonas brothers in Miami with their significant others looking like total dads. Oh my God. And even my BFF Katie sent to me something because like it's just. too good. They're like such dads with their Hawaiian shirts and like big

nipples and mustache and like the thing is like Priyanka and Nick are like it's too much a little bit Sophie who's with Joe seems really cool but they all kind of look tully like we're in a yacht and we're like singing songs you know they're like kind of tully chile canoley and then I told a really funny story which I'll just end with this is that I put up this picture of Courtney Kardashian in this outfit that, again, one of the reasons she's one of my favorites because she dresses pretty chill and like a style that I like. Oh, I know. You know, you know. You've seen it live, baby. So I look up, I've seen these pants on her. They're like high-wasted, like kind of cargoy. I'm like, what are they? I like try to find out. You know, I'm just like you guys

want to find out what people are wearing, get it too. So I find out that they're freaking Dickie's work pants, supposedly. By the way, I say supposedly on purpose, don't correct me. So then I look it up. I order it, okay? Did I order one or two? You ordered one. Okay.

I get it. I try that. Looks nothing. I let me tell you. It was so long ways. And Courtney, it's up to her boob. And me, it's like, literally, not only is it, like, cutting off my pajatch, which, by the way, that's what I called my poopy canokey.

I don't know what to call it, vagina. Why do you over this thing? I don't know. Push canoosh. Today you called me something else. You're also like canozy kooky. So anyway, I call it pachaj. So it was cutting off my pachajaj.

Like, it was so low. It was so wide on the bottom. It was not the same pant. So I don't know what she does. No, she has somebody like rip it apart and make a new pan. So it's not Dickies then. It's Dickies transformed into like four night. But it's so funny because, like, I literally in my dumb head thought that I would, you know, look like her in those pants.

Or Courtney's, like, really short. But, babe, that can't be because, like, the zipper. Yeah, yeah. Like, think about the zipper. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's the thing. Like, people are saying tailored. It's okay.

The bottom can be tailored. But if it was so low on me, the zipper, it just, like, doesn't make sense. So funny. Anyway, life's tough, you guys. I bought these. I return them. I think even I have to pay back for the shipping. Life's really, really tough.

Um, that's all for today. That's it? Yeah. And like sometimes people are like doing every day. And sometimes people are like, film yourselves and like put it up and like all these requests. I can't handle that. I know. I mean, we're both in PJs.

That's what I'm saying. Like I've thought about filming it. But then I'm like, look at us right now. Yeah. It's, we're very comfortable. We're the comfortably. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Anyway, it's time for a refill. So you're going to get in the kitchen and make us another. and then we're going to nap and then we're going to drink another marg. Let's go. Okay. Thank you for listening, everyone. Thank you for being my co-host.

I love you. And for keeping up with all the important stuff of the world. Thanks for having me here. Thank. I'm so bad at goodbyes. No, literally. That's why I don't speak at the end.

Stop. I don't say a word. I'm like, you do your thank yous. I'll be here. Yeah. So I'll thank my producer Jeff Umbrough and my editor, Jordan Aaron. And also thanks to the music that comes from the Breakmaster cylinder. And thank you to you guys for listening every Tuesday to the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast.

You can really find it anywhere there are podcasts. Keep on listening. Like I said, every Tuesday. Thank you for letting me know everything that you think. Your feedback means so much to me. It'll mean even more if you posted on iTunes and rate and review. Right? Right. Have you? My God. Oh, my God, literally, no. We, no. You're not part of the goodbyes. I shouldn't be. I'm so bad at goodbye. I get so, like, I don't know what to do. Like, don't ask me anything to say your goodbye.

She's getting so nervous. She's like, ugh. No, bad of goodbyes. Thank you guys. I love you. I told you. I'm still like, right? I can't wait till next week to be with this weirdo again. For reals, though. Bye everyone. The Podglomer A Sonic Universe