Not Skinny But Not Fat - Cassie Randolph Glowup and Kardashian F*** Ups

Episode Date: April 9, 2019

Amanda is shooketh by the before and after of Cassie Randolph and is calling out a plastic surgery epidemic! She feels duped and is not holding back. Many other bachelor/ette tidbits, check in with VPR, Kourt’s photoshop fail (but what’s new?), and does Khloe really drink the fit tea she’s selling? Either way she’s being called out and we’re here for it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny but Not Fat and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hello, welcome to the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. Are you imitating me? I thought you were going to do. I have a thing where I'm like, podcast. I don't know why. Why? Everyone's been telling me my producer, my editor. I was really expecting that right now. Podcast. I don't know why. I'm sorry. It's so, like, annoying. This is the not skinny but not fat podcast.

Oh, God, that was hard. Oh, my God. I said it in like one breath. This is a not skinny but not fat podcast. Welcome. Thank you for joining us today. And I'm your co-host. Are you a robot? And I'm your co-host. He has like the line she's going to say. know why because I was thinking about the way I should say my name because you've made it really clear to me made it yeah I made it a big a deal it's really annoying to say my name no but then everyone started calling you Ari and then the last episode you were like Ari out and I'm like everyone's

calling you Ari so you're not like respecting that should I stick with it I don't know okay whatever you feel like yeah it's 2019 baby could be whoever you want any day of the week every second of the day whatever you like babe okay okay Okay. So welcome, everyone. I hope you had an amazing week so far. We have had an amazing week filled with Bachelor gossip, drama, updates, Colton, Cassie, Cassie, wait for it. Obviously, we got some Kardashian stuff going on. Obviously, Amanda, me. It's funny to talk about myself in third person. It's like Lala on the show, VPR. She'll be like, Lala, she talks about herself in third person. So obviously Amanda is still watching. She's on season five. I know, slowly rolling.

You're not at season five yet? I am on season five. Oh, you are. Yeah. So we got some interesting stuff today, you guys, as we do every single week. Thank you for supporting us. Thank you for all those who rated and reviewed us on Apple Podcast. Can you believe that I'm like under the influencers thing?

I know. No, I can't believe it. I think it says Instagram star. Does it? Yeah. I didn't know it said that. Yeah, it's like underfeatured influencers. And then there's celebrities, reality TV, which is like Stasi.

Celebrities, it's like Dak Shepard, which I love his podcast. And it says Instagram stars and it's me, I mean, and you holding me in your back. Like the light little feather, feather that I am. Okay, Amanda. Ariel's been picking me up also when I was like 185 pounds. Like, it doesn't matter my weight. She's been lifting me up in the sky. And every time you've asked, like, is this hard?

And I feel like I've always told you now. That's so sweet. Right? Yes. Either you're really strong. It's funny because I put up a picture the other day of Lauren Bushnell and her guy holding her, like a bachelor run and jump. Yeah. Oh, my God, the run and jump.

And I put it and I was like, I don't think my husband has ever or will ever lift me up like that. And Lauren Bushnell responded to my DM and she's like, ha, why? And I was like, and I wanted to be like, because I don't weigh five pounds, but I didn't want to like, you know. So I was like, I think he's just not strong. That's what I said. I was like, I think he's just not strong. But yeah, I mean, I think it's not like I don't think any guy could pick me up, specifically my husband. He's not like made of muscle.

He could pick you up. But not like comfortably wrapped around his waist. If I can pick you up, he can pick you up. Girls are insecure about that kind of thing. I know. I hate running and jumping. I don't think. No, for what do you mean?

Ever picked me up. Yeah. And I get so uncomfortable if he tries to him. Like, don't touch me. Val is her boyfriend. Yes, sorry. Yeah. You're like one of those girls that talk about her boyfriend and no one knows or he cares.

No, I feel like I've said his name before. Oh, everyone knows. Wrote it down. But if I just said a name and said it has never picked me up, you'd assume it's my boyfriend. How's my mark today? It's not that great. No, it's really not. We've done better.

Do you want to tell everyone what's in it? It's Laquois. La Croix, according to Kailin Bristow. Oh, LeCroy. When she does ads for it, she's like, Lecray, Lecray. And I'm like, no, it can't be I've been saying this wrong. It's Laquois. That's really fun.

Lecois. With a little bit of maple and tequila. Hornitos. Hornitos, which Ariel got in Long Island for like $30 a handle. Is that more than a handle? I feel like it's a handle. No, it's a lot of tequila. Anyway, should we start with our hashtag bachelor nation?

We have to. Okay. There's just too much. Okay. I would like to start because this is going to be the hugest deal to me. I posted it this week in my stories. I did not sleep. I did not eat.

Okay. Stop with the drama. No, I really didn't sleep. Okay, you might have not slept. Like, I didn't sleep. I found this out at midnight. I found this out at midnight. what I'm about to talk about, and I was just like, ah, you know, when your brain starts, like,

exploding, like, and I'm, like, digging more and digging more. So, okay, I'm going to say, I'm just going to say it. Someone did send me an old picture of Cassie during the season, but I think I kind of ignored it. And that person actually DM me now when I was spinning. And she was like, I sent you this at the beginning of the season or midseason. And I said, I think I was in denial, because she did. I saw it in the messages. And I think I was just, like that can't be it looks like an exaggerated photoshop do you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah so what i'm actually talking about is i somehow went down the rabbit hole of looking at what cassie looked like in her like old show younger right younger young ones or something yeah oh my oh my god

of burp just came up. Bejizis. God. Allah. Like, every God. Like, I can't, I was upset. Remember the next morning I saw you and I was like upset about it because I've been duped? I've been tricked.

Amanda was only upset about it because she felt like she's been duped. She used the word duped. I did. Doopty duped. You know why? Because somebody lied to me. Somebody lied to me. The way she looked.

Imagine. Somebody lied to me. feel like I kept on saying, oh, the most gorgeous girl in the world, like, light of our lives, like the star in our eyes, you know? I kept on saying like, and I remember listening to, I think it was Caitlin Rissot talking about her and saying like, yeah, she's just so like naturally beautiful and she just comes out of the beach and she's just like gorgie, borgie. And I was like, yeah, she really is. And you see her with like a little smart. No, you guys, let me break it to you. She didn't look like that until she had a gazillion plastic surgery.

Yeah. It's kind of like a Kylie Jenner situation where it's two different people. It's two different people. You guys, I swear in my life when I looked at younger ones, I didn't believe it. I heard her voice. I saw this face and I was like, that's not the face. I went back because it says like on the bottom like Cassie. Do you know what I mean?

I was like, no, no. Like I'm not exaggerating. It is for sure a nose job, which is fine. I think it's cheek implants because her face was like more like, you know, one kind of shape. And then now it's like cheeks and I don't even know. And it's so funny. Why do I feel dude? Because when I saw them at the final, not the final rows when they show them together on with Chris Harrison.

And I was like, oh, maybe she got a little lip fillers done since like the show ended. And I was giving her so much. credit of being this like natural 23 year old beauty because why wouldn't you be and she's a freaking plastic yeah and i why do i feel dup because kiley i know it happened before my eyes i saw it we know it it's still shocking when you see before and after but this was like natural beauty and not that i'm saying she wasn't pretty before she was a pretty girl pretty california girl still but she turned perfect we can look at it like who's that plastic surgeon because of OMG, what an amazing job. He did. He really did. But I think this is a bigger issue.

It's an epidemic. It's an epidemic. Every person in Hollywood just looks the same. No, I can't. It really upsets me. It only upsets me, I think, because, like, they change everything about themselves to the point where they can't even, like, you can't even find a similarity in the two looks. And that's the most upsetting. If you did tasteful plastic surgery because you wanted your lips bigger or your nose different or something, fine. But you're, You still look like the person you were. It's actually, the point is that it's sad that people, I don't know if it's a California thing, live in a way that they feel like they need to change so many things about themselves when they're actually fine to begin with. Everybody's fine to begin with, though.

Yeah. Before we're going to keep going in a minute. We're just going to take a quick break. Anyway, I'm beyond upset. I'm upset. I know, can you see me? I'm somber. I'm quiet.

I'm not yelling even. You know, there's a difference between being angry and disappointed, and I am duped and disappointed. I'm duped and disappointed. I'm upset for the world. I'm upset for the world. That's what I'm saying. It's an epidemic. Like, I know a joke about it.

Like, I put up Lala when she posted, like, a story of her in bed, and she was talking about her PJ, aka private jet. and her face was just like really swollen and like she had fillers from here to like timbuq too and i was making fun of the PJ thing because like i literally didn't get what people used to talk about that she says PJ all the time i thought it was pajamas it's private dead and i was like her face and the thing is like it feels kind of mean to be like calling it out but at the same time you're like no but i thought she was so pretty and i would think she was so pretty still and like someone today sent me a picture of Brittany from Vanderpom and someone actually wrote to me, I thought you'd enjoy seeing this because she looks like kind of different. And I was like,

the word isn't enjoy. I don't enjoy seeing it and like, ah, look at these like, I think it's sad that we live in a world where like we think like the fact that we think about our weight and we are like kind of pressure to care about it a little bit from like probably society and things that we see. Thankfully, it's not to like a dangerous point in our situation. We're like regular millennials eating and complaining about it, you know? But seeing these women and living in, you know, California, Hollywood, whatever, and constantly changing and it turns out that it's for the worst. Yeah. Like it's like Brittany came in from, I think it's Kentucky.

So cute. A button. Immediately Jack's got her a boob job. And then like, I don't know what's now in the picture someone sent me. It looks like there's some, like, face, like, maybe just too much Botox and fillers and stuff. And it's just like everyone. I just feel like everyone, like, Lala is a perfect example. What are you 30 years old?

What could be going, like, you're a pretty girl. What's wrong? And again, I'm not anti-nose job. If I had a kid, you know, our cousin, we have a cousin who, if you see her Bud Mitzvah pick, it's literally her nose is like an eagle. Like, she's an eagle, okay? She can soar in the sky. she got a nose job at her like whatever when she was 15 or like old enough i get it you know and her parents got it and that's why they got it for her she wanted her to feel good but i think

there's a line and it has been so crossed and you know cassie and the fact that i thought she was this perfect natural being which like again kudos to the freaking plastic surgeon but you guys i was shocked because i've been we've been watching her on tv for months following whatever we had no idea that her face is in her face. I mean, you can, I felt like I could tell, but it's definitely just not. It's not her face. I feel like I could tell that she had plastic surgery,

but to see the difference and it's not, you can't compare the difference, you guys. If you didn't see it on my stories, then go to YouTube younger ones, Cassie, and be shook, S, because, and again, I'm not saying it to hate at all. I'm saying it because I really do. do think it's an issue and I feel like it's not an issue that's talked about I think that like

weight and stuff it's is more being talked about which we'll get to but it's also we don't realize the pressure that they're in as you know reality TV stars and everybody around them can't you like have eyes and compare and say wait I looked good before I did but LA is a different world it really is realize we don't I always think that I you know fact I haven't been to LA in my life I'm going for the first time of this May so so so. pump Tom Tom Villa Blanca

prepare Are they all owned by Lisa Vanderbond? Yeah Yeah Well Tom Tom is Tom and Tom They just opened it a while ago Really?

But I think it's like With Lisa or something Of course Yeah But anyway I think I don't have enough time Because I'm going to have to be doing a freaking

Like VPR tour For real Even though people are telling me That the goat cheese balls It's saucy gets all the time aren't that good. She's so funny. She comes in and she gets a chopped salad

with goat cheese balls on top of it. Anyway, so check it out. Be shooketh. But you know what? She found a guy. He's in love with her. He cultons her.

He cultons her. I am following this relationship microscopically for y'all. It's not that interesting, though. Babe, every day he puts up, did you see what he put up today? They're matching to the airport. They're matching to the airport,

but he's just like, I love you. I want to match with you and I want, you know, and she said she was like, Colton is a guy who like would want us to wear shirts with each other's faces on them. And he's not embarrassed. He's not embarrassed. And he goes, and he goes, who's going to make us these? Like, he's so obsessed with her and just like films around the house and is like,

I love you. He's so cute. He said, I love you to her already more times than like married couple seven. I know. I know. He's very cute though. He's really, really cute. But again, I really, I'm constantly.

shocked at, you know, the Botox fillers, whatever's going on in Hollywood. And I think Cassie was just like, it was like at a curveball because it was like someone I thought was natural. Do you understand? Yeah, yeah. And, but again, like, who's the doctor? Because, oh, my God. He did such a great job. He created perfection. He really did. But like, I can't imagine having like a pretty girl at home and being her parents and letting her and knowing that she doesn't and look like that. And how are people not scared of surgery? I'm freaking scared to get my blood drawn.

People are going under the knife like it's a joke. It becomes an addiction. That you're okay with like getting surgery left and right? Once you do it once and you're like, oh my God, I love the way this looks. You go in again, you're like, now I need this. Now I need this. And it's legit an addiction. Yeah.

No, it's crazy. It's an addiction. It's legit crazy. It's crazy. People just want to change everything about themselves. They don't want to look like themselves. And at the end of the day, I want to look like me. I know.

but that's what I'm saying. At the end of the day, that is the saddest part. Like, that's where you leave it off. And even if I, even if I wanted something, I'd be probably scared.

Doesn't matter if you're scared. You can want something. Look like, be you. Yeah. No, I don't get it. No,

the thing is like, get a little fillers and look better. No, that's what I'm saying. It's like when Stasi came on the show at first and she, like first season she admitted she got a chin implant because she was insecure about her chin like her whole childhood and like high school and stuff. I didn't judge that. She was honest.

about it, you know, it's something that bothered her feeling chinless or having a more like inner chin. Yeah. Are you getting insecure about your chin? No, I don't know what my chin is. I feel like our older sister, Alison, has like a J. Leno chin. She has the chin of J. Leno. You're right.

Her chin like comes out to the world. It comes out. So I can understand like, okay, specifically feeling insecure about something and having your parents kind of support it because they see it makes you insecure. And I know it's tricky, but there is a line between that and. And there's also a line between. saying it's preventative Botox and then looking like you can't move. There's like just, it's too much and, you know, like I'm excited to go to L.A.

I've never been. I've always thought I would really connect to it and like it because of the weather and like the people and just because I feel like Hollywood is calling me, but I feel like that's not for me. Like I wear sweatpants every day. I am far from looking like those people and I'm cool with it. Yeah. Another thing about Cassie and Colton is one of my followers said she works at a bar and they

came in and that they looked so in love and they were so cute and he drank sangria all night because he's so cute yeah and someone came in and like said something bad about cassie and like colton got mad there was like this whole thing but she also said that cassie is a lot prettier in person which like how much more prettier can you be how much someone called her a bachelor slut and colton was furious i mean she's kind of a reality tv just say reality TV slut I'm just kidding I mean yeah

like didn't that conversation come up with Colton A look what I used to look like once which I wonder if he would be so puppy in love with her two I was on a reality TV show and by the way it's bad like I saw like a scene

just to see what she looked like it's so weird I don't even know where it aired I don't think it was very popular like maybe YouTube or something yeah another bachelor thing I listened to Hannah G on Caitlin Bristow's

podcast. Which, like, you know my issues with KB. Like, I really do try to like her. She really does annoy me a lot of the time. You listen to her podcast. But I listened to it. No, but I had to listen to Hannah G. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to see what's up. Yeah. That's what's up. That's what's up. Oh, my Jesus. Listen, Hannah G. will say she did not get represented well in the show. She can, like, speak. She, like, speaks nicely. Like, she's mature. Like, she's not this, like, wide-eyed child that she looked like on the show but just not spicy, not interesting

not goofy like even like Caitlin has things on the show where she's like confessions or like fun things and it was just like I told you they were like so lame. It was like what's the last text in your phone? To my bank to get my balance so then obviously

Caitlin has to go like mine was to Jason he said hey babe and I said hi babe and I said hi babe And I was like, oh, my God, no, this bitch is obsessed with him. I feel like they're going to get married. They might. She might, like, pop out of a kid, like, real soon. I'd actually be happy for her.

You know, I don't hate people. And I, there's just something about Caitlin that I think I brought, which you know, I found out she's a Gemini and I'm a Gemini. And I was feeling kind of, like, worried about that. I mean, I feel like it kind of makes sense. I feel like she has two sides and so do you. Someone sent me. She went on, like, tour or something. Oh, she's going on a.

A spring like Caitlin or something. Oh my God. Someone sent me something. I die. Someone sent me that it was a video from it because they went or like a friend went. By the way, I love when you guys send me like Intel and like things that I don't know and like things that you see because it like, you know, it helps me out. So she was like jumping around and like a scrunchy and like a Reebok because she does like a Reebok and she does a Rebock and she has a scrunchy thing. And she was like dancing because she's a dancer.

Yeah, yeah. No, Bueno. No, Buono. Oh my God. no bueno. It was like a bye-bye-bye dance, like a, you guys picture with like the fist up and like the scrunchies on the fist. Of course it is. She's probably also wearing the scrunchy on the fit. I'm sorry, the scrunchy on the wrist doing the bye-bye-by-by fist like bye-bye-bye. No, oh my God, it looked for 13-year-olds. It was no bueno. It's her on a stage though, right?

What does she do? But she's why she dancing with like backup dancers with scrunchies. I don't know. I don't know. I need to show you this video and you guys look at it up for us to on stage like we'll go on a tour and i will be on a stage no but i'm saying like what's the point of the tour for people to see kaitland she's an influencer it's not jb like it's not jb you mean justin yeah yeah well people go on live tours i know but for what today like that's what that's what it is it's like and it's so funny because i heard her on um it was oh my god oh my god oh god listen she asked hannah g which like i listened to this for work you guys like i was like i was like, I got to listen, like, because I need to tell you guys what's up. So she asked Hannah G

what her dream would be to do in life. Yeah. Do you know what she said, Hannah-J? You didn't tell me what she say. To travel. That's what she said. That's what she said. Okay. Do you know what KB said? What? Guess. To grow my brand. To sing and to dance. To dance and to sing. that's what her dream is yeah to do yeah what she can't do either and hannah jesus to travel to travel no i can't she's honest i mean i who doesn't fucking dream you know what someone no now for real somebody sent me this week i i put up like this uh picture of hidey clume but she was with her back to the camera so i was like who do you guys think this is and i put up a question and people actually thought i was like asking me questions whatever so they asked me mary fuck kill jacks tom and uh

Tom, so like Sandoval and Schwartz. And so Kill Jacks. Everybody said. Everyone said. And then because I'm friends with Katie, mm-hmm, everyone. I felt bad about fucking Schwartz or marrying Schwartz. I was like, I know she watches my stories.

I don't want to like fuck him. And I'm like a good friend. I'm like a loyal bitch, like sassy. I ain't doing either. So it's like, oh my God, what do I say? I got like nervous. No, so. but actually aside from like not wanting to for my BFF to like feel weird about it got to exhale

yeah exhale babe um I actually don't know because I was saying listen at the end of the day no offense they all cheated in their lives yeah and none of them if if I knew like one of them never cheated I'd pick him to marry but I'm like okay Schwartz had a mishap sandevall had a mishap like they they all have those things in their past so I was confused I know Schwartz is like super cute but there's something cute about Tom he's like kind of like a loving boyfriend to Ariana and he can be like

kind of like funny and and Schwartz is cute in his own way and I was kind of confused. Jacks just sucks. Listen, Jacks does get, has more redeeming qualities like season five. He becomes like this like friend of everyone and it's different.

He gets with Brittany and he kind of of changes. I'm sure there's going to be something down the line. Maybe he changes because he's also like maturing. He's also like 50. I would have hope he would change. But and he got big head syndrome, obviously. Yeah, of course. Oh my God. Because of all the stuff he's taking. Listen, you guys, his head grew. Big head syndrome happens to males. Leo. I just got such a funny message. Can I tell you? Tell me. So I just posted today my Pandora bracelet. Yeah. And I was like, I think it's time. And someone wrote, yes, Jesus Christ, seven years late for VPR and now this.

It's like, oh my God, it's so funny because it's so true. Like, listen, I had this Pandora bracelet for a while, but I got like the metal one, not the like, what's it called? There are two kinds. There's one that's like a solid metal and there's one that's like a texture. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, but I'll go with you. And so I got this one. I thought it was like timeless.

No. Uh-huh. Gotta get bigger and better. Got to get a tennis bracelet. Got to get some Zimbled. Cartier love bracelet. Got to get some Cartier. Got to get some stub.

Anyway, big head syndrome, Jacks, yes, he is more, has more redeeming qualities in the season I'm watching now, but I'm sure there's some shit to come. But anyway, out of the three, of course, I'd kill him. Poor Jacks. I know. But then I think what I would do, why, I still don't know. what would you do as of your Ariel Dunces into?

Schwartzie? Shorts. Everyone would marry Schwartz. I'd F. Sandoval. Oh. And I would kill. The thing is like I think Schwartz is hotter than Sandoval.

He is. That's why I'd marry him. But F's than Schwartz and marry Sandoval. No, but I want to have shorts forever. Oh, that's so cute. You know what I mean? And then, oh, and then I put up that everyone wants Katie's man. Then she reposted it. No big a day.

We're BFF. You know that I'm like kidding, though. I know, I find it funny. It's supposed to be funny. It is. I mean, it's a normal thing that we're friends. I can with myself. More about your world.

So there's the vanilla-ist couple in the universe, Ari and Lauren B. And she's preggers, which is cute. They have a baby Insta for the baby, the Amber. Which I'm thinking, like, I'm such a superstitious person. if I take a flight, I'm like, okay, when we land, if we land with God's help, you know, and it's like, you're having a baby, shit can happen, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you having a baby Instagram?

I'm having inner burps. Do you know what that happens? No, but I, you know what? This is the thing you do and don't listen to me. I don't care that you're having inner burps. I more care about the fact that they have a baby Instagram. But do you got what I'm saying, it's like not good for like, knock on wood, like, okay, like maybe they're not.

They don't care. No. The baby's going to be born. It's going to have followers. That's the life. Ignatis is a motherfucking bliss, you guys. I wish I lived my life that way, and I wasn't like... I mean, to be honest, it's kind of gross that there is a baby Instagram.

Yes, but I'm saying in general, the sentiment of thinking that everything is going to be okay and not being a paranoid, anxious fuck seems appealing to me. You can think everything's going to be okay and not have a baby Instagram. No, but I'm hating on it now because I just realized how inappropriate that is. Like, your baby should not have an Instagram when it's born. Try to keep things a little bit private. Like, you don't need to show every single week. It's weird.

It's weird. It's really weird. Your baby doesn't need to have followers posted on your personal Instagram. Yeah. I don't like it. Very weird, but I'm looking at the, because you know me, positive penny. Yeah. Over here.

Over here. I'm just looking at the positive side, which is like, they have no fear in their game. No, they don't. Which I wish, I'm jealous of that is what I'm saying. Yeah. But anyway, so there was a weight thing a few weeks ago when she was like, oh my God, I'm 130 pounds she was at a doctor's appointment six months pregnant and me and are like at our best 130 pounds at our best and are like I'm like hot as a

thought okay and she's like I'm 130 and then um yesterday he posted her the other day he posted a picture of her and he was like 29 weeks and still light as a feather a lot of people took it the wrong way because it's because it's because But hold on, you can look at it the right way. Like, he's putting up a cue post. Why do you have to dissect every single word? Light as a feather. So he used that phrase.

Why dissect it? But it's not dissect, babe. It's for people that are 29 weeks and heavy as a house. Yeah, I'm going to be heavy as a house when I'm 29 weeks. I'll probably be 250 pounds. No, it's literally like, people are like, I'm, you know, 15 weeks and it triggers. Okay, here, that's what I'm going to say. Don't dissect.

I'm not one of those people. You know me. I'm not self. righteous. I'm not any of that. But it's triggering. You know what I mean? Especially because like the weight thing came up before with the number. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I think it's like a little triggering. Like we get it. She's thin. We get it. She's thin. I know. I get that it's triggering. I also get that if like somebody else posts that picture, obviously nobody would give a shit. But like. I know he really gives a shit. Let's be honest. They got a lot of hate on it.

They got hate. Yeah. They got a lot of hate on it. She also got a lot of hate on. 130 thing yeah but she's just saying it like without thinking like would you want to get hate for saying something without thinking the reality is she's 130 pounds and six months pregnant that's her reality yeah why hate on it and she wasn't in her defense being like oh my god I'm so fat like I feel like she was accepting of it and like whatever but maybe 130 for her 95 pound body is heavy good like support I'm a happy for her I'm just saying, like, why I hate it? That's her reality.

Someone said that old Cassie pre-glow-up looks like Lauren B, which is kind of true. Because Lauren B does have like the same kind of features. Lauren B's face right now is very tiny. It's always tiny. Wait, Lauren B. Wichby. Oh, sorry, Lauren Burnum. Oh, Burnham.

Yeah, maybe a little bit. Bushnell, no, Bishel is so tiny. I mean, Bushnell also got major glow-up. Let's be honest. We're just like months after it. yeah um in bachelor red news major glow up major glow up in bachelor red news hannah b we all i think we talked about it the last podcast it was ock as f no i can't get over that giving the first rose did we talk we did no we talked about it she didn't know what to say we did we did talk about it yeah

she was just like yeah oh okay cool um i choose you this will be oh my god is this really good, or am I drunk? No, you are. You're actually... I'm in a zone. I feel like I'm going to be. Great. Cool.

Let's, you know, roll Todd. Let's stop. Roll Todd. So it was a bad. Chris Harrison was like, look at this camera. Give this rose. Pick it up. It was like, you know, it's so funny to me.

The most funny to me is at the end of the show when they're credits, she went to talk to the guys with her back to the camera. Yeah, he was like. And she, like, went, which is, again, we're in the debate. Is it relatable AF that she's so, like, doesn't know what to do, is it natural on TV, all that stuff, doesn't have, like, prepared monologues of, you know, things that Bachelor people say? Or is it like, dude, we want to watch good TV, get your shit together? So, can I just ask one question? Of course, babe. What's real tide?

TBH, I don't know. I really want to know. I think it's an Alabama thing. No, but there's something about Roll Tad. We're going to look it up, you know, because we have a friend called Google. Oh, it's University of Alabama. Oh, that's their saying. Roll Tad is the rallying craft.

Oh, my God, is this being like out like not PC? No, you're having a southern accent. Oh, it's PC? Yeah, you have a southern accent. I'm going to be normal. Is the rallying cry for the Alabama Crimson Tile Alana Tams? So it's the university, which is why she filmed her intro in the university.

Like, who cares? She just graduated in Amanda. Oh my God, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop. That's why? No, no, no, no. She's just graduated. No, no, no, no.

I'm angry now. Poor Ariel, by the way. Me? I'm poor. Yeah. Why? Not in money, but also. Kind of.

But not in money. And like me premenstrating and like killing you. No, this week has been really tough with Amanda. Like, it's starting. It started literally on Monday. I couldn't even get a break the entire week. She's been calling me names. Calling her names.

Saying sorry, but also telling me I'm annoying in the same sentence. The other day, I think I put it up because it was so funny because I was like, I'm really sorry, but you're mad annoying. And that's just how I felt. Like, I'm sorry for, like, bugging out on you, but you annoyed me. You know what I mean? But luckily, you can say that to Sistas, Missed Sista. I know, but there comes a point where yesterday I was like, I don't know what I give up

this week with you. I don't know what to do. do anymore it's like a lot to handle yesterday told my husband i was like i'm scared that i'm crazy you are okay you like you like you told him and he was like he's so indifferent thank god every week like it's like my life is premenstruating all the time it's bad like like for example yesterday i was like so annoyed at the world whatever we work out i'm like good people say relieves like stress like you know anxiety blah blah and i did it's like you work out so I was talking to Ariel about it.

Like, you do, like, let your brain kind of not think about things. And then a minute later, I'm fucking getting annoyed at something. A minute later. A minute later. We were, like, still, like, post-workout sweaty. Like, it was a minute. And I got annoyed at something. It's hard, man.

I know. I wish I really wish I was more chill. I sware. No, I don't think. I swam. Amanda, one of the best things about her is that she doesn't, like, filter what she's thinking, it's also one of the worst things because she will just spit out. And then my mom is like, that mouth. That mouth. What are we going to do with that mouth?

You know what phrase you haven't used in a while? Let's go. Let's say it. Spit from the well with what you drank. With the accent. But babe. What? What well am I spinning into? I don't know. Just say it. No. Okay, fine. Okay. You know what it means, though? Like, not really. Oh my God. It means like when someone is given, like, okay, Caitlin Bristow spit into the well from a street dream because she poohs the Bachelor franchise and she's from the Bachelor franchise. Like even in the interview with Hannah G, she was trying to get juice. Like, what did the producers make you do? And like, yeah, they try to portray me like this.

And they didn't let me be a dancer, dancing with the stars. And, oh, you know what she said, though? She did give kind of a scoop. She said that in hometowns, Caitlin Bristow. She took Nick and Sean, and she said that she could tell that Nick was acting for the cameras. Really? Yeah, galore. She doesn't like Nick at all.

She could tell that he was acting for the camera? Yeah. She was just like, there were moments where, like, I was feeling something and, like, I needed the guy's support. She was like, I could tell that Sean was there for me. He was looking at me. Like, what is Caitlin doing? What is she feeling? And she was like, I could tell that Nick was looking for the cameras.

Do you know what I mean? But I could tell. I mean, the dude is shirtless. all the time. He's really in love with himself. I could never be with a dude who was so in love with himself. Yeah.

Like I could be with someone hot but if he's like fucked up in the head and thinks he's not hot. Do you get what I mean? Right. No. Like I could not be with a dude. With a humble,

humble dude. With a humbo. Of course. Of course. Anyway, I think we're wrapping up on The Bachelor. We're done?

I mean, listen, are we ever, babe? No, we're really not. I mean, Amanda Stanton is coming out with a clothing line she apparently wrote a book but like did she really write a book i mean there's so much stuff because there's so many people on this franchise that k k with the clothing line jojo with a show who but you know who hana jay who hana jay said that she would be d to go out with blake yes yes which i'm d because i do like blake but you know who i like i like lily mcmanneth

or something i love her she's like australian she was on winter games and she's entertaining but yeah a lot of them are just like not people I'd want to be friends with yeah you know what I mean they're not like cool they're basic they're basic they're basic let's be honest they're basic they're basic like I said last time like there are no like cool New York chicks on the freaking franchise no no they're all very basic very basic

except for there's like a few sometimes that are cool that have a little coolness that have a little spice but otherwise it's like boring it's boring yeah in Kardashian news this week We have, did you know that Kylie's Twitter cover pick is with Jordan? I did see that. She didn't change it, which is kind of weird. I know.

That's very strange. It is very strange. I don't get it. Do you not? I really don't get it. I mean, maybe she's just like being not immature about it. No, I'm pretty sure they're probably still not talking. No, they're for sure not talking.

So what's mature about it? change it. She put her lipstick line on sale and she won't, like, change a pay. That's, like, are you kidding? That's my story. She did. She did. We'll be right back to talk about more about the Kardashians after a quick break.

So in major news, there are two major Kardashian news. okay one Kylie reacted to the hate she got on the self-made title in Forbes she was basically saying that that means that 100% of her money like we talked about went into her company that since the age of 15 which was two seconds ago she has not been supported by her parents and I think what annoys people is like babe we know that like we'll accept that but but to us We talked about what self-made means, and it doesn't mean someone who has been given a golden spoon. And he said a golden spoon. Forget about that. Oh, forget. Okay.

No, no. No. But on top of that, when she started her makeup line, she was probably already in the hundreds of millions of dollars worth. I mean, she probably already had a lot of millions of dollars. Yeah. So she's not starting out with, you know, a couple hundred thousand dollars in her bank account. She's starting out.

she's already halfway there. So you're not self-made. She had a really, really, really nice starting port. People already know you. Your company is going to be successful no matter what. Not no matter what. Let's give her credit. Probably a good thing.

No matter what. No matter what. My point is she can say, you know what you guys. That's what I'm saying. You know what you guys. I'm privileged. Right. I know I'm privileged.

I think this is what would make people feel better. I know I'm privileged. I know I come from a very well-based family that I've been given a lot of opportunities that most people have not been given. Do you get what I mean? But to just say I deserve this title is like, okay, we know you did something, you created something, you used all your money, great, you didn't take investors, you're into lips, you filled them, you did your own lip thing, we support.

but I think the like defend like defending it without giving like not even not not that you need just like blame it but she needs to like say like I know what you guys are thinking you're not speaking out of your ass there's a point to why people are saying what they're saying about it just like a little self-awareness of your privilege and of your status and like that you didn't come from nobody knowing you you came from a huge fan base and a huge like you had money so come on well she's defending it babe you're self-made in the sense that you're the only investor in your company you're

not self-made in the sense that you she can even say that like you don't need that title you have billion just say like listen self-made self-mine like whatever I have billions goodbye yeah another news push canoosh

which we still don't know what it is it's probably a lifestyle brand but nothing's happening yet with Courtney except um the photo that she used in her promotion of push was so majorly photoshopped was it was it babe i don't think there was a nickel on her wrist no there was a leg that's longer than the other leg you're wrong there was oh am i are you calling everyone dumb everyone just calling you don't wait the bathtub photo wait are you talking about the bathtub photo yes i am her head is plastered on a body

she has a nipple on her rest Where is it? I can't even find her now. Oh, you can't find it. So when you find it, let me know and then you can defend it. You know I'm the first to defend Courtney. Oh, here.

What is so photoshopped about this? Okay, you want me to tell you? Tell me. Nipple on her wrist. Scroll in. You're so wrong. That's bubbles and then that's her skin popping through. I don't think so.

Okay. Second of all, where is her leg here? Under the water. And wait, this leg is so much longer than this leg? Because she's folding it up. her face doesn't look photoshopped onto a body her face does okay i'm not the freaking i'm the delivery man i'm the messenger i'm just saying i didn't photoshop it i'm just saying people are saying it looks fucking photoshopped okay okay but really like an interesting news and in like really

another thing that got me thinking and that shook my world and i was just amening and really happy someone said it and you know i like watching the kardashans i like the drama i like that you know we have stuff to talk about when it comes to them and gossip and news and and drama and whatever and they're interesting you know they're not there's a reason for their fame and i mean some people would say there is no reason but you got what i'm saying but someone pointed out something that um should have been pointing it pointed out um jamila jamil i hope I'm saying her name, right? I've seen her on, and you've probably seen her on The Good Place with Kristen Bell.

She's a British actress, and she also has an organization, foundation called I-Way, which is like anti, you know, this like propaganda of freaking trying to make teens and young people be persuaded to want to be skinny, need to be skinny in ways that aren't healthy. But wait, backstory, Chloe and Chloe. Chris have been posting ads for fit tea right fit tummy i mean that's not the back story this is the story i'm just giving the story but just like the back i gave the backstory no but you didn't say that that they're no but i'm saying the backstory is who jamila jamila jamil is and jamila wrote a comment about chloe right chloe posting or like tummy tea fit tea right it's called flat tummy co yeah chloe which you know what i was thinking chloe posted an ad and i was thinking if cordney ever posted

an ad for them. That's so hypocritical of her. So we need to look into that. I don't think she has. Fact check us. Speck. Check your bags. Check your bags. Um, because she's so organic and brand dry, right. Yeah. So Chloe's stomach looks like amazing, which like Photoshop aside, she's showing off her stomach and she's tagging a flat tummy tea, whatever, not the first time. Forget about Photoshop aside, plastic surgery aside. No, no, no, no. But I'm saying like, she puts a picture of her tummy looking good, tagging them, it's an ad, whatever. I even posted it and I was like, you know, I think the only thing that came to mind was like to talk about Photoshop or to talk about

the fact that her stomach looks really skinny and it's sad that I didn't think about it and I actually am disappointed myself. But Jamila, Jamil wrote a comment, if you're too irresponsible to, A, own up to the fact that you have a personal trainer, nutritionist, probably a chef and a surgeon. to achieve your aesthetic rather than this laxative product and B, tell them the side effects of this non-FDA approved product

that most doctors are saying aren't healthy. Side effects such as possible flat tummy T side effects are cramping, stomach pains, diarrhea, dehydration, then I guess I have to. It's incredibly awful that this industry bullied you until you became this fixated on your appearance. That's the media's fault. But now please don't put that back into the world and hurt other girls the way you have been hurt.

You're a smart woman. Be smarter than this. True. True. Oh, my God. And you know what? She is saying everything. She's basically telling Chloe that she didn't look like this always, right?

We know Chloe was considered, quote unquote, the fat sister. She was never fat, but that's what she was considered. And Chloe would even, you know, attest to that. And she went on a weight loss journey on a fitness journey, which if it's healthy, then that's fine. She went on an intense fitness journey. She's so right, Jamila, like promoting this tea, which we all know is not how you achieved your goals. Like she said, you have a personal trainer and nutritionist, a chef, a surgeon which like, out for the surgeon. Yeah, but she knows.

It's not real. It's not real. Like, you know, we were talking about Kylie's stapled tiny little stomach the other week. It's not real. I don't eat pastas and fried food anymore. No. Yeah, that's how you're so hard. No, that's how your stomach looks.

I don't eat pasta and fried food either, okay? I try. No, but I'm just saying, like, when I saw Jimula's post and, like, freaking it went viral. So many people saw it, and I'm glad they did, and I'm glad she's getting the word out. Yeah. But, like, there should be more awareness. about it because even me while I'm like aware of social media and like I even didn't think about it. Do you know what I mean? I didn't think wait, this is so fucked up that she's promoting it.

I took it as like an obvious thing. Okay, there Chloe Go is promoting this. But I forget that there are people who aren't as like quote unquote internet savvy or like I know she's selling something right. I know she doesn't use it. Like I know when it's an ad. There are people that aren't like that. They're young girls all over the world that look up to Chloe and that will buy the flat tummy tea and maybe they'll get dehydrated and maybe they won't feel well. And more than that, they shouldn't feel like they need to have a quote unquote flat tummy. So I'm really happy that there are people like Jamila. There are enough people like Jamila. And she is doing the work. Like I looked into her organization. I looked into her post. She is active. She's not afraid to speak out. She's not

afraid to call out celebrities like she is doing the work and this but this also goes back to the epidemic that we were talking about right it's an epidemic the the pressure to look amazing to not look like yourself to have the perfect face to have the perfect body and it's like yeah Chloe used to be a little bit big well she used to be bigger now she looks amazing but it's true like they bullied you don't hurt other girls as you've been hurt because it's probably really hard to be in this kind of society and this kind of in this environment. So I just really praise Jamila. Yeah. And then it just made me feel like, you know, I obviously, I know I write a lot about like Corny and I love her and blah, blah, blah, but like obviously like I'm very aware of that world.

I'm very aware, you know, what they're made of. I don't aspire to be like them. I don't aspire to have, you know, what they like. Love to have courts bad. No, but court. And that's a reason why, for example. I do like Courtney the best because I do feel like she's the most natural. And if she, you can tell that her stomach is after pregnancy, you know what I mean? Yeah, you can tell. You can tell. I'm sure she's done things, but you can just tell it's more natural than like Chloe's tucked in, no fat. Like, it's not real. No, it's crazy. It's not real. But I also, then like, I think, yeah, I think this was even after this. Kylie put up a picture of her stupid nails with like money printed on in and I was just like how am I going to defend you to people how tacky

how tacky can you be but also like how am I going to defend you people are going to say like it you like the Kardashians like oh they're so blah and then I have to be like no but they're oh wait she put a hundred dollar bills on her finger now it's like how do you even where do you even begin where do we begin right now about talking about this like where do we begin it's the tackiest gross most like gross thing I've ever seen it's so gross you have a billionaire be a little humble don't put money on your fingernails yeah like that's it yeah be a little humble don't put money on your fingernails like don't and then show it off and those long long long nails and the long long extensions and the makeup don't you just want to like peel the makeup off and have them

be like normal and have normal nails and just sit there with yourself looking like you i don't know like us and pajamas and you and you and your dumb glasses all day all freaking day i'm just going to do like put mascara on is a very special day but you put it on good and you put it on i do i put on lots and lots of layers she puts it on lots and lots of gum but yeah bad anyway you know it's it's crazy because people i mean it's men and women that deal with this kind of stuff like i just read this week that sam smith admitted to getting like lipo on his chest when he was like 12 which like who approved that like his parents stuck him that's i mean maybe he had like man boobs i think he was probably a little bit

on the chubbier side do i think he should have gotten lipo at 12 when i think about lipo i feel like i've seen it on like shows and all i can think about is like it's like someone digging with this like massive thing and like oh just like yeah yeah i don't like it and lighter news but but you know what i was thinking read the bachelor because like we have all these 23 year olds right and everyone's like 23, legit out of college. Rootat. Rootat.

Rootat. I was just looking at this Israeli show called like marriage at first sight. It's like actually, I don't know if it's like 90 day fiance because I've heard of 90 day fiance. I haven't watched it. But it's basically like scientists and therapists and blah, blah, blah, match people up and they meet at the altar and get married and they spend like three months together and then decide it to be together.

Okay. In short. Okay. The people they bring on the show are 35 plus people that are tried a lot of options to meet somebody and didn't. Yeah. Who are really quality people like, you know, great educations, a lot to offer, ready for commitment. Mature. Have like the life ready for a partner and a family just need that partner.

Yeah. And like I'm watching the show, like we were watching it. And every single person they brought was A. age like the right age and I'm just like this bachelor world really did become so like you know like Hannah G okay she's cute but I'm not gonna believe you that you're like desperado to find love you're 23 you're a hot model blonde Instagram person you have no problem finding love yeah neither does Hannah B you know what I mean but like it's just like we'll watch it we love the entertainment, but I just feel like there is TV out there that's real, but that's actually

like doing the right thing. Do you know what I mean? And not just for the ratings, but also like, wait, these people really do need to find. And it, and it gets the ratings too. No, but I feel like they would have a more authentic real show where people actually, you know, fell in love and are together. And I'm not saying people don't in The Bachelor, but like, I think they would have a more authentic show with people who aren't just coming for for fame yeah but they might not even care anymore no but if they brought on older peeps like hannah b who just graduated from college does not need to be the bachelorette no she doesn't okay there should be like a minimum age of 26 there should totally be a minimum age you know who we saw a lot of this week who a lot of haley and jb

frolicing in parks prolicing in laguna beach frolicing in laguna beach on the beach like Like doesn't it always look like Haley now Bieber is like consoling him as if he's having like a breakdown. She's like hugging him. I feel like she looks like a very naturally relaxed person. Yes. And he like obviously he's freaking Justin Bieber has probably a lot of breakdowns. He even wrote this like sad post that he's been dealing with depression. And I feel like she's just there for him.

And I feel like even the pictures like imagine somehow capture like his like state of mind. Yeah. Like the fact that he like falls in turn. she's like hugging him but anyway I think they're cute it is kind of weird that he's like not in his best looking phase right now it's been a while it's been a while I mean there are times

where he's like so freaking hot now he's kind of like going through puberty it kind of looks like it he's got a mustache he's got some some face yeah you felt bad saying it a little okay we're going to take a quick break and come right back

for a little bit more. Do you know that La La La Revealed she's an alcoholic this week? I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean, I feel like they're all alcoholics. No, I know. It was funny.

I just watched this episode today where... Like, she currently has an issue or she's a recovering. Well, I think now she's like realized it and maybe like is stopping you drink it was funny because today was watching an episode where stasi just started her podcast and she's like interviewing jacks and she gave him like a sociopath test and she was like jacks shouldn't feel bad about being a sociopath like Kristen has borderline personality disorder katy needs anger management like Ariana has a superiority complex she just speaks so like quickly how does she think of this shit boom boom boom boom boom no she

is a spicy chika she's fast too she's like really she thinks really yeah like who would think to say superiority complex like all the top of their head no she's i mean babe it's not that big of her word it's not i'm just saying but like how would you think to categorize each person with their own thing but anyway obviously i'm continuing you guys hopefully all freaking are you like trying to stop a yawn yeah am i boring you no okay um did you not just yawn five times before. Did I? You might have.

Well, no, yoddy. But you know that I yawn when I'm, like, relaxed? I yawn in therapy a lot. Do you? And I've talked about it in therapy. I was like, I yawn all the time. And she's like, why do you think that is? And I'm like, listen, we're not going to try to like, we're going to die sex.

No, she didn't ask you why. No, she does. She did. Not in, like, an annoying way. I love her, but, um, so I yawn a lot in therapy. I yawn a lot in yoga. I think I yawn when I work out. You don't yawn when you work.

out. Now you're going to say you yawn everywhere you go. I ya. I yawn there. I yawn sleeping. I yawn. You were going to say that. Can I just tell you? So today I was in a cab with Leo and I was freaking having a panic attack and I thought he was going to bum. Leo gets car sick and a couple weeks ago I was in a yellow cab with him. No, you guys listen. I was in a yellow cab with him. All of a sudden I see him like and I'm like, oh my shit. Oh my fuck. And it was like a van yellow cab. and so there was like the window like between the thing and I was like smiling at the guy in his rearview mirror and then I freaking put my hand on Leo's mouth to catch the vom and it's yellow foamy dog vom oh my god and I catch it and I'm like smiling in the mirror to the driver take my hand filled with a yellow dog bomb put it on the floor of the cab And then I'm like, I'm trying to think, okay, what do I do?

All of a sudden, Lee was like, again. Oh, my gosh. Catch the bum. Smeared on the yellow cab floor again until I'm like, can you drive to die? And then we get off and I'm like, I started hysterically crying. I was so overwhelmed. I felt like my life ended. I literally am so dramatic, you guys, that I was screaming on the street that I want to die.

Like, just so you know, I was. You don't have to take everything so literally. That's what it felt like to me. It felt like there was nothing worse right now. Stop. Than being covered in dog vomit. I can't have you say that. And it was, it was windy.

And I had dog vomit that was sticking to my hands. It was so bad. So anyway, today I was in a cab. And I just, like, kept on looking at Leo's face to make sure, like, it's not going to happen. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Anyway, I really hope that I get my period soon. And I'm going to stop being such a raging bitch.

It was like a week of not being a raging bitch, right? because it's like pre-menstrual, like 12 days. Menstrual, five days. Then we're at 17 days. So there's like a week of me being normal and that's also not normal. No, I don't know how anybody and everybody deals with you here. That's why I'm myself. I know.

Thanks, babe. Okay. Thank you for accepting me and for doing the podcast with me even though I fire you every day. You fire you. You're legit too. I don't know where I stand. Any minute of any day. Okay. I'm going.

I told her the other day I was like, this is not a democracy. Can I just tell you guys something funny too? So, okay, I've been hitting the mic every five seconds. I'm really sorry. My producer and editor are going to hate me. I just nap too much this week, so I think I'm extra tired. And, like, I love napping so much that I... She said she napped too much this week, so she's super tired.

Yeah, because then I don't fall asleep in night. Duh. Anyway, so thank you guys for tuning in today. Thank you. Oh, yeah, aka A.K. A.K. A.K. Cister. Yeah. For hosting this podcast with me. Thank you to my producer, Jeff Umbro, and my editor, Jordan, Aaron.

Thanks to the breakmaster for giving us the music for this episode. Uh, tune in next week and every single Tuesday for the not skinny but not fat podcast. Please do rate and review us because, you know, it's the only way we're going to become even better and better every single week. So tell me what you think, but also tell the world what you think, tell Apple what you think, tell Apple what you think, till the friends what you think. Um, we're going to keep going. We're going to see you every single Tuesday with more celeb gossip, more pop culture news,

tidbits from this week's Instagram, innuendo. Okay, now I'm just speaking out of my freaking asshole. Literally, I was just about to say, where you know, like, shoot me, so I shut up. No, I was going to say, you're really good at speaking. I was sitting back here listening to you like, I'm like, putting myself like, I'm like, thank you for everyone and thank you for, and literally it's like a speech at the Oscars.

Thank you to my producers and my editors. Thank you to my, what I swear. I didn't think I was going to win. I didn't think I was going to win. I didn't prepare a note. But let me read this note. Remember when Beyonce won something? And she's like, I had no idea.

Boom, pulls out this, like. She's like, looks like a queen. Pulls out this, like, king's note. Anyway, you guys, I love you. Thank you all for tuning in. And see you next week. Bye. Thank you.