Not Skinny But Not Fat - Celeb Couples and Thirst Traps

Episode Date: January 7, 2020

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So Stasi Baby, which, like, I'm not going to call her on, Estacia, Kula, Kulakalooki. This is not skinny but not fat. And I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny but not fat. Ariel's in the house today. house to cover just you know I feel like I've been MIA for a while because I've had two weeks

off for Christmas and New Year's and Hanukkah and whatever and before that there have been like I think guests so like we haven't really covered just you know with a straight shooting celeb news gossip we haven't had our like sister like and people you know seem to like you So, I don't know. Do you like the people like me? Yeah, I always send it to you and tell you it. It's so fun. Like, I always realize how amazing it is to hear such nice things about yourself.

Like, I just, then I want to, like, bring it on to somebody else, you know? I don't send you the bad things that people say about you. I'm just kidding. No, but this is, you know, this is our fave. This is my fave kind of episode, just sort of running down what's been through the week with Sister Jareal. And, oh, actually. What daughter, Ariel. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That saga, which, like, I didn't understand because, like, people who follow you and anybody should know. You know what? No. Let's back it up for a second. I put up maybe, like, a picture with Ariel or of Ariel. But as everyone who follows me, you guys know, I put up a thousand stories a day.

And probably within those thousands, there are 200 of my face because I take selfies. I'm into selfies again. and so this woman wrote to me and probably like obviously a harmless nice lady asked if Ariel is my daughter or my sister because she looks like me and so I wrote back daughter to be funny and put it up and then I started getting messages but let's put it this way 90% were like ah you're so funny 10% were like oh my God I didn't know that you I can't believe it like and and then you know I thought it was funny to put up all these like messages that I was getting that were like really shocked and responding to like you being my daughter or even people that were like oh my god I always thought she was your sister like crazy shit crazy gullible people and then one person wrote to me like something like not everyone needs to know your whole life and like you know why are you being like mean or whatever and I was like I'm not at all basing because every message that I got that thought you were my daughter I put like me with an eye roll

or whatever like superimposed and it was funny but so a i did it all for humor be like i could have been really offended people thought i could have a 26 year old daughter when i'm 31 i look fucking not less than 31 but let me just finish this thing that i wanted to say is that in response to that lady like i didn't do this thinking like that every single one of my 155k and not counting followers needs to a watch my stories b know what i look like see like know my life not at all, but I think that it was surprising that these people were responding to my stories. And if they saw my stories, like I said, in those, in that 24 hours, you're going to always see pictures of me. So if you thought that I could have a daughter my age when you saw my photo, that makes you crazy.

Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, but you could be like J-Lo. You could be like the woman who never ages, who looks amazing at 50. You know, you might be like 45. and like you just look like a baby and you might just look like a b-b might I could that even fathomily that's not a word be like could that be like am I flattering myself too much that I don't even look young no Amanda you look like a baby but I'm saying like some people may be like oh my god she might be like a really young so there were some people but mostly everyone thought it was really funny I actually thought it was

funny and then of course there are like some people that are like and really when I say some you guys like I remember one of my friends DM me and she's like when you say some people like how many people were like upset by you making fun of this and I was like no like five so sometimes when I say some people you guys think that I have like you know

hundreds of trolls like no like they are just a few and it's even sad because I had to block some people that I know are really loyal followers because they annoyed me with their responses they were like just a tip like maybe get over yourself like you think you're going to keep following me when you're telling me to get over myself like no my god you do block people that

fast i'm fucking jacks right now oh my god but i'll tell you where it came from it became from it came from the fact that i'm fucking consistently shadow banned like i'm a like i don't know if you guys know hey hello i've been shadow band three times but also i'm pretty much shadow banned for life like i'm able to be able to search for me but i'm no longer like in like just who follows me and if my posts are shared can i get new followers i will not be in the a page. I am not like promoted naturally by Instagram anymore. So this happened to me because of people who reported posts of mine. Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like I can't take a chance that I'll have a little bitch following me, getting offended by things. And the minute I sense,

like, here's someone who follows me who doesn't entirely get my humor or I even think there's like a reasonable doubt. You'll block them. that they can hit the report button because they're, like, offended by something I said. Yeah, I don't need. I'm scared of that shit. Yeah, yeah. Like, I wouldn't care. If there wasn't that, I'd be like, haters, follow me.

Like, you know, it's your fucking, you know, you have to watch someone you don't like or whatever. But now that there is this, you know, Instagram doom that I'm afraid of, it's like, no, not one person that you don't have to lick my asshole and be super nice. But if you're going to write things to me that are like, that you're like, that you're like, upset by things that I wrote or you're going to write things like get over yourself or whatever and I feel like I once imitated it to you remember the when Chloe says like I'm not a TV show like this is my life um it's because it's crazy how even on a small scale for me like getting messages sometimes you're people and they don't like feel like you're a real person sometimes like getting that message is like do you know that I'm like a real person that you're like saying this to and

You're a stranger. I know, but people get so, like, carried away with the people that they follow. It's not like us who, like, follow people and just want to see and don't care. Like, I'll never comment aside from you, like, on somebody's Instagram saying mean things. Like, and I'll like... Aside from you. I'm saying I'll never comment in general on people's things. But I'm saying, like, I would never comment a mean comment.

And people get really carried away with their following. With, yeah, like, Swifties, too. And for good and for bad, because I have so many amazing followers that, you know, write really nice things to me and are supportive and whatever. But it's like I remember seeing a review on my podcast and I recognize the name because you guys be surprised. Like I can recognize usernames of some followers that, you know, message me a lot or something like that. And it was a Taylor Swift fan dude who always was so sweet to me and he took a turn on me and he wrote a bad review saying I like dissed. Taylor Swift. God,

Frippin. I can't, and I didn't, I didn't actually. I was just, had a podcast with Ariana, and she was talking about toxic fandoms,

and I said, Taylor Swift has one. Like, if Taylor Swift tells her fans to kill someone, they'll kill someone. Yeah. So anyway,

I don't know what this rambles about. I love everyone. Thank you for listening. Thank you for being here today. Thank you, Ariel, for coming literally two steps from your apartment to hear. I hope everyone had a really great

holiday and also new year's i didn't do anything at all i am the lamest lameo ever you came over for a bit yeah ariel's boyfriend has his birthday is on new year's eve so they had like a thing at their house they're like 10 years younger than me but i mean not you okay how about the part where mom stayed longer than you did okay so they invited my mom and she came and then she like hung. She fucking hung. She hung more than like Allison and you. Yeah. That's so funny. I was dying. Oh, I didn't tell you this. This is live. So remember how you told me she stayed like an hour after me? Yeah. I talked to her the next day and I'm like, yeah. And then she's like, yeah, I left like right after you. And I was like, mom, I heard that you stayed like an hour and a half after me. She's like, no. Oh my God. She might get offended by that. Why would you stay? Like as if I told you. No, I said that you said in a good way. I said that you said in a a good way. Because I know already how sensitive she can be. But no, she was very she was like, no, 10 minutes

after you. Ten minutes. Yeah. Arielle. A very long 10 minutes. Ariel doesn't know how to like count time. I was like, okay. I hope she didn't get offended. No, she didn't. She didn't. Okay, we'll take a quick break and come right back.

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That's 10% off during your first three months at ritual.com slash not skinny. All right. So what happened lately? Wilmer Valderrama is engaged. I know, to who? To this model? Wait, what's happening in Hollywood? She engaged to a model.

A model. A 22-year-old model. I'm not sure she's 22. But I also don't care about her name. Oh, her name is Amanda. You're sure you don't care about her name? I think. It's just us now.

1-1-2020. Wait, what's her last name? Live, we have to find out her age. She might be 23. How are we going to find out her age? What's her name? Amanda what? Amanda Pacheco.

Found her. What a fuck-ha? Found her what? Wikipedia? Hold on. I'm going to tell you how old she is. She's 28. I'm sorry. See? Okay, she's 28. So happy for Wilmer, but it makes me sad because him and Demi, you know, I feel like we always had this, like, burning candle still lit for them.

Like, they'll get back together. I really thought so. And I actually, like, loved them together. I know, because, I mean, but clearly he didn't propose to her. Well, she was like a fucking addict I know, but he proposed, I don't know How long he's been dating her about that thing? But she's probably like bopping around

She's probably like ready for it. Yeah, and also like Demi is problematic You know, like she's gone through mad shit She's a fucking pop sensation She's been She OD'd She like, it's not like she's like You know, she's in a different place

She also had this like boyfriend Austin like They're still together They broke up. Oh, they broke up. Yeah. But it looks like she's like on the mend and doing better, which is the most important. Yeah, I really hope that continues for Ev's.

Channing Tatum and Jesse J. also broke up. They seemed like they would, like, they seemed like they could be pretty consistent of a couple. I never believed in them. Really? Yeah. Why? Because it's too weird. Like, what is Channing Tatum doing with?

First of all, what is Channing Tatum? No, actually, he's so good, though. What do you mean? What is? No, he just got the wide head syndrome. that like the old actors get it's either like there's two things like you say like either like men get better looking with age or they get the wide head syndrome yeah so it's like one or the other Brad Pitt great looking with age Leonardo caprio head syndrome even Steve Correll

good looking yeah got good looking yeah so like you know what and it fucking pisses me off like my mom's guy friend who just visited from Israel the other day I fucking cursed him out and he like has cancer. Amanda cursed him out because she got better looking with age. Yeah, I was like, fuck you. Why are you getting better looking? Like what is wrong with you? Yeah, pisses me off because like, okay, women are amazing looking.

Okay, I love me some women. But it really is unfair that men get better looking with age. And not like age like, oh, when I was 25, I was an asshole and I'm 35. I'm like, whatever. Like, no, like, 55, like, can be their peak. Like, 65. Oh, my God. They can be, like, rocking and rolling.

Legit. I'm over it. It's so annoying. Legit. But Brad Pitt was always good looking, so I don't know why you keep giving that example. No, but his head didn't get bigger. Oh, no. His head didn't get bigger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most men had got bigger. Heads got bigger. But there were something then weird where Jesse Jay, like, posted this, like, lyric and gossip websites were like, oh, she's, you know, it's about Channing. And then she wrote, like, you know, journalist lie. It's not about chanting. I don't know.

Whatever the fuck. Just stupid. And meanwhile, Jenna Dewan is, like, about to pop. Or, like, did she pop? No, not yet. But she's about to pop, yeah. Which is, like, so crazy because, like, I know they broke up a couple years ago. It feels really fast to me.

Like, she was pregnant in two seconds. She's, like, with a hubby and, like, two seconds. I think they're having, like, not the best divorce, too. No, they're not. Yeah, I read that also. Another couple that is back together, and there is already proof, and it's not just speculation, are Court and Yun's Benjamin. jealous. Stop.

Enough. That's it. We're done. Eunice, no? I don't know how to say his name. She's never said his name. Listen. I have a lot of thoughts about Cort and Eunice.

First of all, let's begin by the fact that we saw, I mean, there were little hint-a-roos here and there from him being on the same trip. was on in like Miami with like Kendall and like everyone yeah yeah and then whatever um but he was at the Kardashian Christmas party and he posted like I think he even posted for Rain's birthday all these things like were trickling in but then the Kardashian Christmas party a day later Courtney posts an actual photo with they were seen at Disney oh and they were seen at Disneyland true and then you spotted in her latest vote in her later's picture on Instagram that he's in the background like in the mirror taking the picture she's naked she's naked okay we have to talk about the picture but first let's talk about them back together like i because i didn't really understand

that picture first of all we never liked them first of all i love seeing pictures of cordon so i'd like seeing her with like a mannequin you know yeah so obviously like it intrigues me and their relationship intrigued me when they were like in the desert in egypt and like on camels and like in a airbus or whatever that's called and like whatever they did i liked seeing and i posted it and like Like, we send it to each other and intrigued me. But, like, I'm not into him. But why aren't we into him? First of all, we don't know him.

Like, Allah Kim and Courtney, Allah, Kim and Chloe's, you know, what they're saying is that Courtney doesn't share, so you don't fucking know him. Yeah, and also. And his Instagram was dumb, and he's like, what are you, a boxer model? And then, like, he's, like, weird.

I really, first have to know how he met Courtney and how she, like, fell in love with him. She said she, like, saw him at the club or something. And that was it? That's the old deal. It was like, I mean, he was kind of in like a, he was friends with Sophia Ritchie. So I guess he had like, I mean, they're so fucked up. They're all like interfucking twined.

They're all intertwined. But yeah, definitely like we would want to see her. I mean, there were rumors about her with Brad Pitt that turned me on. There were rumors about her and John Mayer that would have been so cute. You know what would turn me on the most? Her and Scott. That would really like... I know, but seal the day.

Save the day. I know, but like... I know. You're over it? No, I can't believe that. If you... If there are headlines... Oh my God, Courtney and Scott together.

I literally pee myself. Like, you'd literally pee yourself. I would too. I know. But I'm just saying like, I just don't... Like, he's with Sophia for years. I know, but she's like 21. But maybe she's like easy and mature and like not annoying.

and maybe she's a good fit for him. I get it, but like, is it really? And Courtney has too much baggage with Scott. Like, I'm just trying to be real here. Like, Courtney has too much baggage with Scott. Like, she even kind of insinuated that on that episode of Keeping Up, where she was saying the reason she doesn't share shit is because she's fucking in post-trauma from, you know, sharing her whole relationship with Scott and having it blow up in her face.

And not that I'm saying, first of all, she can't blame, like, it being on the show for what Scott did and how he behaved. Right. But it just, that scarred her, you know? Yeah, and that's totally understandable. And what happened was awful. Like, we don't even know the story. We've talked about this. Like, we know Tristan cheated.

We know, like, Lamar fucking almost OD'd and was, like, with horrors, prostitutes, whatever. But we don't know what Scott actually did. But there were kind of insinuations that he was a cheater. No, and he was also like a, like, he was. drinking a lot doing drugs like getting aggressive yeah never around but i think he cheated straight yeah probably yeah i mean you can even tell on the show he's a much more mature now so obviously like my fantasy would be for them to get back together but i'm saying in the meantime when she's like dating and living life like you're corny fucking kardashian date better people but like but but let's

talk about this none of them date hot great people like you know a fucking kind of Kanye, okay, whatever. Kanye is that right. Kendall was seen New Year's Eve with Ben Simmons again. But what's wrong with him? Who cares about him? But why do we have to care about him? Is he like...

She doesn't have to date an A-Lister. I want them to date fucking A-Lister. They don't have to date A-Listers. It's kind of nice that Kendall is dating some like who knows who he is basketball player. But he also has like a baby mama or something. Oh, he does? He has a baby. Oh, I'm not sure.

He might not have a baby. No, do you remember his ex? like hates Kendall there's like this whole thing there's always a thing but like does he have a baby ben simmons ex-girlfriend he definitely does not have a baby no so sorry but an angry ex-girlfriend but they had a rough start as radar revealed rumors flew that kendall was involved in a love triangle with ben and his ex-girlfriend oh it's singer tanishi told the e-news after a breakup the NBA star i was in love and i got hurt okay tanashi is super cute i love her she has great songs. So that's what I remember. I remember there was a lot of drama because Tanase was

still dating him when he started being seen with like Kendall. So I'm just saying it's always kind of like dirty. Like why can't they date like I don't know. I think that Kanye is a good person and a good dad. He might have had some breakdowns but like that's what happens. Yeah. Not judging the breakdowns. Yeah. No, no. Kanye is good. And like Kendall has her thing. I think the people that make the poorest choices are Chloe when poor Chloe she has like the biggest heart and then we have Kylie who's not near there nor there nor here nor there imagine put aside being a billionaire put aside being Kylie Jenner imagine being a single mom why she's not 21 okay first all she's not a single mom I wouldn't call like having 800 nannies and like no Travis is

still around technically it's you know you have a baby daddy you have a baby daddy you have a baby daddy yeah and she'll probably have a few more baby daddies maybe i'm first of all for sure because i'm sure she's going to want another baby and her and travis aren't together so each baby's gonna have a different daddy and for chloe probably too i know but chloe i really think is seeking like a stable yeah long-term relationship but like think about you guys aside from kim motherfucking kardashian none of the other girls corny chloe or kiley even though you know if kiley didn't pop out a baby she wouldn't even be on this list but um are you know in a what you would call a typical situation you know they're all basically uh not married with kids um that they had

you know i mean it's just like and and listen of course we're in 2020 everyone does shit everyone does shit their own way today of course i'm not saying every single person needs to get married, whatever. But I feel like for them, it just sort of like happened that way. You know what I mean? Even though Courtney never wanted to marry Scott, if you remember, he wanted to propose a bunch and she didn't want to. No, she literally just wanted to have babies with them for the looks. I mean, they're cute. They're so cute. They're cute. No, and she has good kids and they're all like from Scott. It's not like she's having babies with different daddies. Yeah. But speaking of Kylie, like I can't deal with her like Instagram post she posted for the what did she post something she was like ringing in the 2020 with the thirst trap what is she trying to be like you know what do you know what I don't like she's in a brown underwear barely barely barely in a bra and underwear okay barely babe like I see I can see no I didn't feel right going into 2020 and without one last

thirst trap but can I just ask a question yeah like I really need to ask this question and each person is entitled to their own opinion but like I'm sorry you have a kid and like no I'm not crying I get like my eyes get red sometimes when I like talk about things I don't know I'm not crying but like I'm sorry you have a kid you have a child is that the example you want to set for your child. Be so confident in your body. Take pictures of yourself naked. Love your body. Share with your clothes, whoever. Be proud. Do you want to put that out there for the most followed person on Instagram? Yeah, that's crazy. Really? I mean, necessary. I need to be the devil's advocate here because a lot of people would say that you're wrong. And like, just because you have a kid doesn't mean

you have to be not sexy or whatever, even though Kim herself, when asked about, just the fact that she kind of started covering up more and everything said the reason she started doing that was because when she realized she can't even scroll through, or she called that, can't even scroll through my feed without seeing, you know, nakedness and whatever. And that's not something she wants her kids to see. And she knew she was contributing to that a lot. Another question. If she didn't have a kid, wouldn't that still, like, irky?

Wouldn't you still be like, don't you still be like, don't you get enough attention woman? Like, listen, if you're like a nobody and you need to put up a naked phone, photo to get some attention. Like, I hear you. Like, that's a good way. But Kylie, you don't need that shit anymore. No, it would still irk me. It wouldn't really still irk me.

And honestly, look, there's no difference. Like, I really just don't think that, like, you know, like, I think that there is just, like, some privacy. And everybody's life. And people can choose to do. We don't like her style, period. Kylie looks trashy. She has a fake ass. She has a fake face.

Did you see the pictures I sent you the other day? Her nails are disgusting. She is the opposite of class. And, you know, it bugs my fucking mind that this is who runs the world. Like, whatever. People are going to hate on me now. Like, I called Cardi B. Trashy and people are like, oh, my God. She called Cardi B a trashy.

Like, she's stripper shaming. Like, who the fucking new stripper shaming was a fucking thing? Frizzles striper shaming is not a thing. But, like, if you're posting, like, pictures of you having sex. What do you mean? Have you seen her latest photo, Cardi B? I don't need to see her. So, first of all, like, on one hand, like, I'm like, listen, if she's a comedian, then, like, that's hysterical.

Like, if this is comedy, then, like, that's so funny, you know? Like, she should be a stand-of-comic. But, like, if it's serious, then it's, like, less funny. But anyway, yeah, I don't like Kylie's style, obviously, like, ever. I think it's sad what happened to her. I love seeing throwbacks of when she was, like, young and punk and, like, had, like, short hair. and you know she had like maybe heavy makeup but she was like kind of like a doc martin like that's all she was she was a long shirt like she was cool and i remember cam thinking she's cool

now she's like a playboy like i don't even know what that's called but it kind of sickens me like that's not my style that's not my vibe and it weirds me out that there are probably millions of girls and young girls who look up to that shit who want an ass that's abnormally sized who want a waist that is abnormally snatched and she's fucking getting that body for all of her friends. Her makeup artist who's a man has that body. I sent you a before picture. I don't want to post it because I didn't want, I don't want people to think it was like not a like even though I diss every single person that gets a fake ass. But obviously it is a little weirder to see a dude get a fake ass. It is a little weirder because it's less common. You know, you less see

dudes getting you know hip implants and butt implants and whatever although we see it with women all the time in this industry I mean all of our friends have her body already you know like a Stasi baby whatever the fuck makeup by Ariel her her makeup

artist who's who's a man like has that and it's so obvious because okay and a woman it's obvious but we also have natural curves and we're not like straight down so even though we can tell that Kylie never had that ass like not everyone be surprised can tell

with a man who is straight down and boxy like you can fucking tell so we talked about you know the filler epidemic that whatever and it's sickening to me it's fucking sickening to me

speaking of sassy baby I have someone who's about sassy baby but let's take a quick break and come right back So Stasi Baby, which I'm not going to call her on Estacia, Kula-Kul-Kul-Kul-K-K-l-K-l-K-l-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K. Whatever her name is. First of all, let's talk about the fact that she pissed me off galore because she got her dad at Tesla for his birthdays. And she's so sweet.

She worked so hard to get her dad a Tesla. No, so wait. And Jordan got her. brother of Mercedes you guys no take a moment it is okay you don't have to be positive take this moment and curse the world because this is fucked up you guys we work hard I mean you know what is Stasi baby what does she's friend no but what does she now she posts videos on YouTube and like whatever the fuck that's it like I feel like Jordan models and has been trying to model for a long time But she got the deals that she got.

Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. But what does Stasi baby do? Like, I kind of relay more to... She's an influencer. That's what she does.

And she got her dad at Tesla. She got her dad a fucking Tesla. And Jordan got... How was she getting her dad at Tesla? Because... How was she getting her dad? A highly generous friend. Which is funny because, like, think about it,

Kim Kardashian has really, really close friends. None of them are. are getting their dads at Tesla. Right. And Courtney's friends also are not getting their dads at Tesla. And I mean, Chloe's friends, well, Khadija and Malika, yeah. It's when they bring them into the spotlight because Kim has so many high school friends that they shows them.

It was like Allison, like that are normal, that live normal lives and whatever. And when they bring, I mean, you either use the platform or you don't, you know what I mean? So these people wanted to be famous and wanted to use that connection to the famous. person to get fame. So, I mean, this is speaking really directly to what I'm going to say is that Sassy Baby, who's a leach on Kylie, found her own leach, Tyler Cameron. We haven't spoken about him in a while, but he's been leeching on Sassy Baby, last scene with her in Miami, celebrating New Year is with motherfucking Mad James. But do you know what, like, did you see her picture with Matt James? Yeah, yeah, I did. This just shows you.

you how freaking gross and thirsty Tyler C is, the fact that ABC gave him the opportunity to be on reality TV really fucking pisses me off. I mean, don't, like, he doesn't deserve this class. He, okay, listen, he's great looking, but can't you see he's fucking thirsty, this model looking? Babe, we didn't see it. I don't care. We were team fucking Tyler. What do you mean you don't care?

Think back. And pisses me on. I know. Now he's horrible. I hate him. He's so gross. He's so gross. He's so gross. He's the grossest bachelor person I've ever seen. He's the grossest. More than anybody that could promote anything in the world, he's the grossest. Because I'll tell you why. Like Nick Vile, let's say, for example, which people had a very big dislike for him. Like, I never did. I actually thought he was like, I could tell he was very smart. You know, he's very well spoken. He's very smart. He's very honest about his feelings. He wanted to do

things and he did things like in his own way. Of course he posed shortlist photos, but like nothing will compare to the thirstiness of Tyler C. Who comments and every photo of Bravo Andy and basically would have sex with Bravo Andy. If Bravo Andy would give him a little, you know, something on Bravo, like he, he is a, he's a male whore. You know what's who's on his level? Who?

Robbie Hayes, same kind of person, both gross as shit. But Robbie Hayes is less hot. than Tyler so he doesn't get his he gets more shit than Tyler he gets shit because he tries to be on every reality television show there is chest and it's like a gross weirdo he's the grossest thing he's a grossest thing so like we're angry to I'm really angry he leached he's he just wants to be next to famous people and like okay go with saucy baby even though like do you get okay Matt James before Tyler got on the bachelor was living in a gross walk up on the upper west I heard this for a fact.

Tyler, when he got off the Bachelorette, was staying with him in like a fucking bunk bed. And he had other roommates, Matt James, and the other roommates were like, get Tyler the fuck out of here. Now they both moved into like a nice apartment together. And now, fast forward, they're on yachts with Stasi Baby,

even though whatever, trash. They're in Yachts in Miami, and Stacey Baby is posting photos with Matt James, who could barely, I mean, do you know what this shows you? That anything is fucking possible. Okay. That anything is possible.

All you need is to be introduced or have like a connection. And then you end up on a yacht with Stasi baby. And then who knows the fuck what Matt James is going to be in one of the Kardashian homes. That's why Tyler C. Didn't want to be in a relationship with Hannah. He wanted to leave the show single so he could fucking get as close to the Kardashians as he can. He got to Queen Gigi. think about it

I hope Gigi is fucking regretting it I hope she writes an op-ed for the New York Times How Tyler C like fucking scammed me I don't know it pisses me off let's move on But another bachelor thing that was funny Did you see what Charlie's Theron posted Yeah it was really funny wasn't it cute Bachelor nation say what? Oh my god no way

Oh oh oh oh my god So she um Charlie's Theron I guess it's a bachelor nation fan or is like a Peter Weber fan, but she posted this photo next to the ad for the Bachelor for the season of Peter. It says, like, expect turbulence, and it's a picture of Peter with a rose.

And Charlize wrote in the caption, she put this up. She wrote, Turbulence, I like. Oh, and then Bachelor ABC, obviously, commented. This is amazing. Let us know what you think when we premiere in January 6th. Now, Peter Weber put in response.

He had a picture of Charlize. Oh, my God. He's still not verified. I know, because they wait until after his season. Turbulence can be fun. He put up with a picture of Charlize and Diorgio Jadour, her ad. I mean, is someone going to slide in slither? I mean, don't say, don't make any.

Ariel read spoilers, you guys, and we're going to have to make sure she hasn't trying to ruin shit for us because people will hunt you fucking down. No, I actually don't know what happens. I've read a few spoilers. I hate spoilers. But I'm, like, actually excited for this season. I mean, guys, you know how crazy? Well, this comes out on Tuesday.

So last night was the premiere of The Bachelor. And tonight is the premiere of Vander. Oh, my God, Vander! Vandr! Wow, the talking season is going to start right now. Talking season. Like for the pod? For the podcast.

No, crazy. Crazy, crazy. So exciting. I actually got to see the episode, the first episode of EPR early at BravoCon. And then I got to see it again because I'm recapping it with the official Bravo podcast, The Daily Dish. And that will be out the following week on January 14th. So, but I'm going to watch it a third time. Like, that's faux fucking show.

Our pal, Aaron Foster, got married this weekend. I was following like all of their stories. It was actually really sweet. Except they didn't post like the actual wedding. No, they didn't. I DM'd her. Babe, congrats.

She said, thanks. It was amazing. That's really sweet. Yeah, well, she's Jewish now. She's a Jew.

She converted. She converted for Simon. She's a Jew. What a great time to be a Jew and this time of anti-Semitism. Isn't that crazy? I mean, things people do for love. I know.

We were talking about Gigi. So she put up this photo of her like cooking and she tagged Z Jane's mom, which, like, people thought they were back together. But I guess she's just, like, on good terms. I mean, yeah, they're probably friends. I feel like Gigi's so cool and, like, calm and collected. Like, she's just like. She for sure stays friends with their exes.

I feel like, except for Tyler. Except for Tyler. I think they did unfollow each other. Yeah, they did. They did. Did you hear that busy Phillips show back cancel? I saw. Have you ever seen any snippets of it?

I've never, never have. Oh, let me tell you. What? It makes sense I was canceled. Oh, it was not. I mean, listen, and I'll be super honest, like, because she tried to make it seem like they kind of wronged her and kind of make it about a women thing, which, like, I am obviously a woman and want to support, but I saw snippets of the show, and maybe it was at the beginning

before she felt comfortable, but it was very cringy, and mad people were saying it, so it probably didn't do well, even though she was also complaining about the way it was handled, like, that she wasn't really talked to about the fact that it's being canceled, blah, blah, which is wrong, but I think that it probably didn't get good ratings. Listen, I was super happy when she got the opportunity and I'll explain why. First of all, she's obviously famous. You know, she was on Dawson's Creek and probably a few other things. She's cute. But she got kind of this notoriety out of her Instagram stories because she was kind of like one of the first people to post like these long Instagram stories where she was talking to the camera

and sweating and like whatever and some people don't like it but a lot of people liked it that she was like constantly doing this like very interactive Instagram thing and I think I'm pretty sure that her you know E giving her a show

was kind of based on that because her personality shown through you know she didn't get the show because she was on Dawson's Creek yeah yeah she got it so that is a very inspiring thing as an Instagram person that like oh you can have opportunities like that come out of this and shit like

that. So I'm at E. At E. Yeah. Get us a show. Oh, at E. Hashtag E. Hashtag we don't even care whatever network.

Like whatever network. We'll get the ratings. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. It'll be good. So I was very like, okay, like now kick ass. Like make it amazing. But then I watched it and she's a lot.

And it was like kind of like, like pushed. And I mean, I can see why it didn't go so well. Was it just about her life? No, no. It was a talk show. Oh, was a talk show. She had guess. Oh.

Yeah. And it didn't do well. I guess it didn't do well. Amanda? Are you yawning? Yeah, why? You're like, you give me a list of things that I'm not allowed to do while we're on the podcast and you're fucking yawning. Sorry.

Speaking of talk shows, how obsessed are we with the morning show? No, it's not real. So, like, you told me about it literally two days ago. Literally. Last night you asked me what episode I'm on. On episode nine, I've watched nine hours of TV in the last two days. I just can't stop. I know.

That's what I was telling you. The thing is like I started it also it seems like a long time ago, but it wasn't. I think like since we've been off like on like Wednesday or Thursday, and my husband's been home the whole time and like I didn't start watching it with him. So I can't just like make him get into it, which was a mistake. But so literally he'd go to the kitchen. I'd like put an episode and he'd come back and I'm like, sorry I'm watching an episode. And it's so good

But I told you and Allison And both of them are like ahead of me already Yeah, I'm on episode 9 There are 10 episodes So whoever's not watching it needs to watch it And I think the first episode isn't as good The first episode is amazing It's amazing

You love the first one I loved the first one I was hooked at such a good first episode I don't know what you're talking about It took me a little bit to get into it I was expecting a slow start I was literally into it from the minute I saw 3.30 a.m.

and they, like, shut off the alarm. It's such a good show. And I love Reese, and I love Jen, and I love everyone. Jen is amazing. Jen is so good. Reese's wig is kind of annoying. We talked about that. Justin Bieber came out with his new highly anticipated song,

Yummy. Did you listen to it? Not really. Like, I have heard it once. And he also announced a few days ago that he's going to have a documentary come out on YouTube. That I'm really excited about. He's going to have a new album come out. and the new single.

Oh, in a tour. And a tour. Oh, my God. A world tour. A world tour. I mean, let's be honest. He disappointed us when we went to see him. But that was at his lowest.

Dark time. Yeah. He, I remember, like, that was. We had sweet tickets, you guys, to see Justin Bieber. Do you know how excited we were? I was dancing in my chair before he came on. And then he came on and he was like not in the mood. But that was at his lowest time.

I bet you if we go again, he's probably going to like surprise us. That was at his lowest time because I've seen him perform when he's like in a good spirit. And he can be the most amazing thing. Yeah. I mean, he's been a lot more honest about his mental state. And he's he's struggling, you guys. Like, it's hard. It's hard to be him.

It's hard to have started when he did. Listen, the way he blew up was insane. It was literally overnight. Like one day nobody knew him the next day, the entire world knew him. And he was 12 or 13. 13. And at that age, like, how do you cope with that? You know? It's a lot. So I feel him. I feel him, too. And, you know, what's weird, though, is that Selena is coming out with a new album in, like, a week, too. Yeah, that's true. And she was, like, she also took, like, two years off.

Her first performance was the VMAs. Can I take two years off? I'm like, life. What's going on? No, I'm kidding. God forbid. May we be healthy enough and, you know, good enough to work and to, you know continue on with life but she was also seen like frolicking on a yacht why aren't I on fucking yacht no listen like my biggest dream is to I don't know if I want to be on a yacht I really would love to be on a yacht in the middle of the Caribbean ocean in the middle of it in the middle of the in the middle of it wherever I'd love to do you want to see land I want to be like on a yacht party I want to be jumping off the yacht I probably wouldn't jump off I know but like I just know who you are so I'll say this I'd love to be on a yacht

tied to an anchor in the beginning of the Caribbean with a really close-by air-conditioned room and just all the amenities needed. It would be awesome to have a really close friend that has a giant house in the Hamptons with a pool. Like I would really like that. Yeah. At least that. Like, okay, we're not asking to be Kylie's friend, okay? We're asking for a house in the fucking Hamptons.

Which, like, it seems like the whole world has. So, like, come on. Hook us up. Surprising news today Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden Broke up? No, welcome to baby. Oh.

Baby Radix. R-A-D-I-X? R-A-D-I-X. Huh. And I don't know if she was pregnant. I don't know if the stork like brought the baby down. I don't know if she had a surrogate. I don't know if it was adopted.

She was not pregnant. I mean, when's the last time we saw paparazzi of Cameron Diaz? I haven't. But I feel. like we would know if she's pregnant. No, they want to keep it V-private. First of all, I love that relationship. I think it's so, you know, not expected.

Her and Benji Madden. She's 47 and welcome to baby. Because like it came from somewhere. It came not from her, you're saying? So it's called, she's probably a surrogate 100%. A surrogate. Surrogate. Surrogate.

Radix Madden, you guys. Let's see. We're going to find out if it's a surrogate. You can't find out. Why not? Because the information ain't out there. Well, we would know if she wasn't pregnant. I think she wasn't pregnant.

Oh, Diaz didn't specify whether she gave birth to her daughter, used a surrogate. Oh, Ariel thought journalism was so easy. Wait, can I just tell you? So I looked today, I was going through Bravo stuff, and I saw Bravo casting, and I was like, hmm. And I looked at Bravo casting, and the only casting they have up is for below deck med. And it's really weird. Did you see I put it up? No, I didn't see.

So basically you can be a get, you know, how the, they, Bravo has a show below deck. So there's below deck med, the Mediterranean. Okay. So basically you can be a guest. Why would you want to be a guest? Like on the boat while they're filming, I guess. Really? What does that give you?

Because we will be filming the guest experience on board. The fee of the charter is a highly, at a highly discounted rate of what the normal charter fee. Shut the fuck up. So you're paying. You're paying. You're paying. No, I can't. This will be in a unique and unforgettable experience for all guests.

So a lot of my followers wrote to me, like, that I should do it, that me and my family should do it, and that way we'll get our show. Will we? Well, Bravo, give us a show. Do you think I'll go to the Mediterranean to get a show? Like, I'll be a guest. I'll pay. See, you're willing to do so much.

I really am. Because, like, the shit that goes on in this family is fucking insane and somebody needs to hear about it. You guys don't even know. Amanda, are you kidding right now? What is happening? It is 3pm. No, you guys don't even know. It's literally insane.

They're going to be Hebrew subtitles. It'll be, I mean, sorry, subtitles in English for like random Hebrew insert stuff. So anyway, that's really funny. And, oh, and then followers wrote to me that it's 50K. 50K to stay in the boat? Yeah. Okay. NVM, I will have to, like, swim onto the boat.

Oh, you know what I wanted to talk about? Ray Batchelor? What? Dean Ungler skiing accident. Aw. He's so dumb. No, but you guys, he, like, 27-hour that shit. Like, he was on the ground in a ski, in snow.

Couldn't move. By himself, couldn't move. Was, like, think I fractured my hip or, like, whatever he said. And was, like, I called for help, but, like, no one came yet. And I was literally, like, getting anxiety. I was like, first of all, I've never skied. And that made me never want to ski even more. I've heard of so many ski.

Dude, all the time, someone just also died skiing accident. Yeah. Like, someone's brother or something like that. It's so easy to break everyone in your body. Like, I don't want to ski ever in my life. And I will never, like, have my kids ski. Except you're always jealous of, like, skiers. Just because when I see it, I'm like, videos of, like, people who can ski.

Like, famous people who can ski. And she gets mad at my mom. for not like having a house in Aspen and like us growing up on the slopes and but in the other hand she like doesn't ski but it's so funny because it's not funny but I never skied and then I went to college and you remember my roommate I remember winter break she never came back I mean she's alive and well but she skied and broke her pelvis bone um I think both um and I had the room to myself which was rad rad radics but I remember that traumatizing me because the way she described it was like she was skiing

and then there was and then she went a little right and there was a sign so she slammed her body into the sign and I was like that would easily happen to me of course like that's not preventable for me oh my God so I don't think it's a sport for me but even Mr. Dean Mr. Hangoff Cliffs Mr. Walk Off Mountains Mr. like you know volcano eruptions he got very hurt. He broke a bunch of shit. He couldn't leave Switzerland, which by the way, looks fucking beautiful. It does look beautiful. He was in a Swiss hospital. He had to have surgery. It was a very big deal. But it's so cute that Kalin came to meet him. She looks like such a good GF, like, to the rescue. Like, isn't she so sweet? Yeah. And he says publicly he'll like never marry her,

which like I'd be like, bye. I know. And she like goes to his rescue. She's been staying. Apparently he didn't get cleared to fly. So they have to like stay. Europe. So she's just like with him binging like Netflix and like in hotels. And I mean, first of all, these people travel so much. Like do you want to rest? They never rest. Every day they're in a different city, a different place. I don't know. They fly places. Do you think Dean gets paid for his travels? Because like he's all over the place all the time. And like can he chill? Just like chill. Go home. Go to L.A. and like sit on a couch. Maybe these people need like constant like rushes or something.

Well, Dean definitely needs a constant rush when he's hanging off my own. Yeah, but I hope this taught him to like slow it down a little. Doubtful. He's probably can't wait. But I really hope he appreciates Kailen. It does look to me like they have a really cute relationship because they seem like they spend a lot more time together than a lot of bachelor couples do at the beginning. Yeah.

Because usually they're like living apart and like they're whatever. And here it's like they've been traveling together. galore they've been in um they were in some island recently yeah they in the last month they've literally been around the country and back but like together all the time together so i really am crossing my fingers for them and i'm crossing my fingers for her because i really am like nervous she'll get hurt and i can see the day but i also have this like fantasy that he'll just be like prince terming and be like you know i i she changed me because like even though her face doesn't move And it pisses me off.

And I hate when she does ads. And she's like, hey, guys, I'm going to tell you about family genetics. Like, I still think she's a good girl. She's, yeah, she seems like a very good girl. And a good girlfriend. And a good, I mean, an amazing girlfriend. An amazing girlfriend. An amazing girlfriend.

Like, where is his family when he, like, broke 500 bones in his family? Well, you know his family is fucked. Well, what do you mean? Where? His mom died and his dad is like a guru. Now I feel bad for saying that because I forgot for a second. That his family sucks. I mean, that sucks.

His mom died and his dad is... Well, his living family sucks. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if his dad sucks, but he's just like, I don't know what he is, actually. He's a creature. But that's about it, babe. That's it? Yeah.

Oh, my God. I feel like we talked about a lot. Yeah. We always think we have a little, but we have a lot. And we're going to have so much more in the coming months because all our fucking shows are coming back. And I cannot wait. and thank you all for listening and tuning in today. Thanks, Ariel, for wearing not your annoying glasses.

These are equally as annoying. You think? Yeah. I hate them. No. I love you guys. I hope we, you know, keep seeing you back here again. I'm literally going to go nap.

Thanks to the podglomerate for producing and editing my show. Here's to an amazing 2020. Here's to, you know, us doing what we love, talking about the shit that we love, escapism is real, you guys. And rate the fucking podcast. We're doing so good. We're almost at 600 reviews. I want to get to 1K. I want to see that K. I want to see that 1,000. So if you have an Apple, an iPhone, whatever, that's where it counts. Sorry, it's, you know, it's just what it is. And I love you. Thank you so much. See you next week.

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