Not Skinny But Not Fat - Certified Bravoholic & HBD Kourt #40isthenew20

Episode Date: May 7, 2019

Amanda shares her day at Bravo & WWHL and gives the juicy deets on everything (including meeting the ladies of RHONY and later Ariana and Lala. We wish our fave Kardashian, Kourtney a happy 40th bday, and baby True a happy 1st bday as well- we hope for Khloe that baby true remembers the over the top event she threw. Kim is becoming a lawyer! THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS! And we are keeping up with Vanderpump- trying to get through 25 episodes a season-  Wish us luck!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is not skinny but not fat, and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny but not fat. Hi, hi. We are both soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, soup, VVVVVV in the VPR world. But you did just learn last week that Sir was, stands for sexy. unique restaurant. Yeah. I know.

I'm kind of glad I didn't know that because it sounded like less lame. It sounded less lame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. After you sent that to me, I put it up in a story and I was like, who knows? And everyone was like, everyone knows like sexy, no, everyone just wrote sexy unique restaurant. Yeah, yeah. But just to loop you guys in, I'm on season six right now, Ariel's in season five, creeping up

behind me to the point that she doesn't even want to tell me. I'm like, what episode are you watching? And she's like, it doesn't matter. Like, why do you need to know? What episode are you on? I think three or four of six? What are you on? I don't know.

I'm not there. You're not going to bypass me. I'm not like Katie's budding it. You're not bypassing me. I'm not. But it's been harder and harder for me to stay out of current events because when I'm on, like, obviously for a second season, I didn't follow anyone, like didn't want to know what's going on what's going on in real life. You can't help it. So I'm more in the game.

I did want to also share with you guys about my day at Bravo this week as a certified bravaholic when I met Ariana and Lala and watch what happens live and Andy Cohen. So what do you think? Should we talk about that now? Should we get into it later? Should we start with it? No, I feel like you need to open it up with your Bravo day. Okay, you guys, before we get into VPR, I had a Bravo day. Because what are you a bravaholic? I'm a certified bravaholic. Certified bravaholic. So, yeah, so it was invited by Bravo to a day their first conference meet up for certified bravaholics.

And a certified bravaholic is like any influencer, right? Different types of influencers that are really into the Bravo shows. Yeah. So either there was like a writer from a magazine, from People magazine, let's say, that writes about the Bravo shows. There was a radio show that talked about Bravo shows, the host of that. So about like 20 of us only, which made me feel even like more just like great like just like full of gratitude that I was invited. Obviously some anxiety went to the bathroom 17 times that morning going to 30 Rock.

So basically we had a whole day learning about the shows that are coming up, sneak peeks of, you know, what's yet to come on Real Housewives of New York, sneak peaks of below deck Mediterranean. in basically a couple of new shows and I was kind of like you guys tibh between us like so I watch VPR and real housewives and I do real housewives but they're like 700 and I do New Jersey and New York no and what million dollar listings I don't watch a rovo show yeah and I don't watch that I don't watch Project runway I don't watch below deck I don't watch Southern Char on project runway though back in the dizz yeah so you guys I'm there like and everyone watches everything everyone who's been invited watches real housewives of potomac and real housewives of

Dallas and like southern charm like I'm like how do you have the time like how do you have the time so because for me it feels like such a commitment my like catch up on vpr I thought people only watch the real house vibes of their like city they live in yeah like LA is LA no no not at all so I kept that under the DL but I knew that you know I was invited because of my platform of my obviously love for VPR. They know that I like started this kind of movement to rewatch to start over to begin watching the show.

Which is crazy to think about. So very cool. So got to meet Dorinda, Sonia. It's hard for me to not say Sonja because I love saying Sonja. And Giselle, who's in Real House of Potomac, which like I pretended to watch, but I don't watch.

I obviously had to ask Derinda about the shark room because the last episode of Real Houses of New York was going to the Berkshires, the Berserkers, and no one wants to stay in the shark room because apparently Ariel doesn't watch so she's looking at me like, what do I'm going to do? So basically Duranda has this huge house in the Berkshire is it's not like modern, okay? Yeah. You know, so one of the rooms has like a, like a shark or a fish like on the wall,

like sort of like a little statuette or something. So no one wants to stay in that room. That's like the shitty room. If you think about it, we also have that. Whenever we go with my family and we'll, like, rent Airbnb houses, like, you know someone's going to motherfucking get the shitty room. Right, right. There's always one shitty room.

So there's always a shitty room. So Luan and Durinda were not, like, their friendship was on the rocks. And Luan was really upset that she got the shark room. And so I had to ask Durinda about it, you guys. So literally I'm like, so how did you, like, feel about the shark room? Because they gave us time to, like, ask questions, create content. So she said that it really offended her and that it was not cool also that other people fucking like jumped on the freaking wagon. You know what I mean?

Like it wasn't only, which I also instigated. I was like, but it wasn't only Luanne. Like Barbara said some shit about the shark room like mad people. And she's like, yeah. And I'm like, no, the shark room is great. I'll stay in the shark room. But like, TBHA wouldn't want to stay in the shark room. Really?

It's such a bad room. Listen, again, the house like my, when I like will rent, obviously it's nice to be involved. invited to end. It's beautiful. She doesn't have a modern house though. I'm kind of surprised. It's like old. Like in the, it's a nice house, but it's like old. Anyway, the New York housewives girls and also Giselle from Potomac, but I don't watch, were so, so sweet. It really actually kind of blew me away how immediately we walked in and they wanted to get to know us, like what each of us do. They asked each person. Yeah. Really, like, down to earth would be like weird to say because they're obviously like not down to earth but very cool like very nice i was then like

talking to sonia a little bit at the end she was like touching me and i wanted to be like sonia like because like she like made out with this les like the last episode and i could tell she's like a touchy person and derinda like reposed my story about her and like followed me so it was like a fun dorinda follows you no she follows me yeah no way so it's definitely like a nice like you know again to be invited by bravo be there like hear about all the stuff me you know the executives there the producers understand how the shows are made you know how shit is decided is obviously interesting also to be able to in down the line get the tea get the scoop get some insider information would be super cool met uh southern charm Cameron and like one of the

other guys he's a new like blonde I don't watch the southern charm but they looked super nice and I heard she was on the real world Cameron and like then it like clicked for me I was like that's why I recognized her. She used to be a while ago. She was like, I mean, the real world isn't like on anymore. It is. Not the real, really? Oh, no, no.

The challenge. The challenge is going to be on forever. The real world. Like the thing is, and I recognized her. When I saw her face, I was like, A, she's beautiful. So sometimes with pretty people, you're like, do I think I know you from somewhere? Are you just like beautiful? Yeah.

And she was drinking like a regular Coke and I'm like, fuck you because of course you would. And then people DM me that she like eats Chick-fil-A and like drinks regular call all the time. She's just skinny. So skinny. Yeah. And then we met the million dollar listing hot guy that like my husband almost divorced me when I sent our picture. My husband's like, don't hug him.

And the captain who's even hotter who also started following me on Instagram. And that is the funniest follow to me because A, I don't want to the show, but I know he's like the captain and below deck. Okay. What is he? He's just the captain of the boat? Yeah. What do you mean? Just.

That's like what the show is fucking about. Oh. They like go in a boat. What weird shows does Bravo have? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm a certified bravo holland. No, no, I'm talking about like below deck and.

I think you can get into any show. I'm sure they're all good. You just have to fucking start it and it's a commitment. Yeah, yeah. I mean, VPR is too much like. It's like, and the thing is like every time they ask questions, I'm like BPR. VPR. You know what else I ask?

Because they said they wanted to let us know. And for you guys who care, they are a certain Instagram for Below Deck. And I was like, why doesn't VPR have an Instagram? Why don't they? I asked. And they said that, you know, below deck is a fairly, like, new show. And, like, when VPR came out, I guess it wasn't as. So they feel like it's kind of weird to do one now because, like, most people follow the individual castmates or, like, the Sir Restaurant or, like, LVP.

And they don't feel like they need anymore, like, one, which is, like, a weird, like, they were, like, good question. And I'm like, dumb. But it was from the morning till after Watch What Happens Live, which was at night. But I knew I had to go because Ariana and Lala were on. So I got motherfucking drunk. Obviously, ordered a skinny marg. Obviously, the hot bartender at the W.W.HL Studios was like, I can make you a regular mark. And I was like, I am.

So it's never worked for me. It's never worked for me. I thought he did make you a skinny mark. No. But he said, no, because he said, I can make you a regular mark. regular margin like not put sugar and i was like yeah that's fine and it was so good and i kept in telling myself amanda remembered ask him how he made it since i'm kind of over my my fucking concoctions even though people are loving it people are loving it but i've been fucking drinking it every day yeah

so and then like you guys so i'm like in my element like mingling and shmingling like the thing is with me like i'll walk in even in the morning going to bravo i walked it being like you know i'm just smile and shy and okay I'll sit on the side and like be on my phone and like whatever it's all good and then one person is like um excuse me and I'm like hi what's that but like won't shut the fuck up won't like I told everyone about my food poisoning from sushi I told it's shut up I'm in just shut up it's enough so I talked a lot definitely like networked my ass off and um not that I the thing is it's so hard when you meet a lot of people to like remember names yeah yeah

So this and that. But it was really fun. I had this, like, badge that said, not skinny, but not fat, sort of by braw, I'll like NBD. It was, it was very, very cool. Very, very cool. Very, very humboing. So then I'm, like, chilling with my marg. All of a sudden, get pulled by someone from Bravo being like, do you want to meet

Ariana and Lala, like, in their room? And I'm like, um, duh. And then I brought someone with me and on the way they're like, so you have questions, right? And, like, things you want to do to, like, create content. So I literally walk in again, I'm like, oh my God, like, I don't know what to say to them. And I walk in like, oh, my God. Lama, my God, you're so beautiful.

Like hug them, this and that. Like, best friends in five minutes. Like, literally, where are your earrings from? You're like this. We were talking about like all the, like, cutesy stuff. Like, I actually, you guys will say, and I was asked this. Just because, like, I know I've put up some things about Lala and her, like, Botox galore, fillers galore.

And I was semi-scareed that she's going to Mandy Moore. me because I was like, what if fucking Lala somehow knows and I walk in? And she's like, you fucking bitch. Like, I had this small fear. I was like, what will happen to me? I'm going to cry, like, cry. But actually, her lips in real life look much more proportionate. And I told her that.

You did. I did. She brought it up. She was like, I don't know what to do her with my lips. Like, as she was talking. Yeah. And I was like, to B.H. Lala, they look so much better IRL. But why doesn't she know what to do with her lips?

Because like imagine something feels like giant on your face and like disconnect. Like you don't know how to talk and oh my God. It feels weird. Yeah. But like I will say she is very, very like plasticy and like I wish like in real life it's less blatant than when she's on a selfie camera. Yeah. But definitely don't think she needs all the work she has done. She's a pretty pretty girl.

And she's the youngest one of them all. She's 28. She's 28. Yeah, she said she's 28. She's 28. Wow. And Ariana's so cute and like Lala was like julin and like I was just like until the Bravo people were like okay and like stop Julie. No shit.

No, the Bravo people were basically like because we were shooting the shit. I was just like talking to them like BFFs for real. Like it's weird because I watch them on the show and I know I'm like should be like fan girling quote unquote. But it really felt comfortable to me. The thing is I feel very comfortable around people even though I'm a little anxious and like shy at first. but it was just like, they're, you know, these Bravo Lebs, so-called. And even Durinda and Sonia and the captain and Steve,

the end of the day, they're people. Yeah, they're not Angelina, Jolie, and Brad Pitt. I think they know that they're not. Yeah, yeah. Angelina and Brad are people, too. But these Bravo Lebs are, they're not after. They're on reality TV, so their lives are being filmed. What they do is being filmed.

But I think at the end of the day, they know, like, that's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and I think you know it deep down. So it's like less of a, it's, you feel kind of like they're pure. Right. Because, like, I'm their peer. But anyway, so it went really, really well. And being at, um, watch what happens live was really fun.

Came home that night, like 1 a.m. was like, what was my life today? Um, so again, just so appreciative. So looking forward to getting all the tea, uh, from Bravo. Maybe some fucking swag. Like, I don't know. Like, we're going to. get some stuff for them they even said they even said like you know what were your followers like

want and stuff since like we know how much people care about their shows yeah yeah and we should be getting um some stuff back i did meet andy it was brief people asked me about this so i'll say didn't get to really really talk to him i don't know did you exchange like well i said like hey and dan it's going to have fun yeah i wanted to bomb it on myself he had this like half smirk which was sort of condescending but sort of like, I don't know. He seems sweet, though. He does seem sweet, but at the end of the day, like, if you see reunions and stuff, he's not sweet to everyone.

Right, right, right. He can be a dick to some cast members and, like... Right, yeah, yeah. And I just felt like he was sort of like, okay, let me meet these, like, influencers and sort of like... And then when we saw the show taping, he was like, Influencers, like, you guys, Revaholics, he was super, but we met him in the cocktail hour.

So he was chill. He was a little bit... Not chill, a little bit more like standoffish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He definitely was more standoffish than the Bravo Lebs. Right, right. But he's fucking Bravo. Andy does everything I learned that day.

Like, he's not just the host. He does everything. What does he do? Everything. Produce it. Like, he does? Yeah, like, think so, like a lot. I didn't get the lowdown of everything, but Andy is Bravo.

He's Bravo. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Just goes to show. Bravo is a schmaltzy, Jewie, gay guy. that's what bravo is you know what i mean and that's why everyone's so relatable because that's what it is it's not this like unattainable thing yeah yeah yeah okay guys we'll be right back and uh talk about the celeb gossip we have from this week

so we're back and like i said before I used to try to avoid, like, VPR, IRL because I was far behind. But now that I'm only like a season behind, getting closer, I can't freaking avoid it. I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pino Grigio. So yesterday, Ariel and I saw Lala put up on her story, cursing out Rob, who... Have you met him yet? Yeah. Oh, he's coming.

Yeah. On season six, Sheena's like in love with him. With him. In love. She thinks they're going to get married. Yeah. She's like waiting to get her divorce finalized to get married. Like you could tell she's obsessed with them.

She's not eating. She's like, Anna. It's like bad. Wow. So in real life, they already broke up. But apparently the breakup wasn't so good because like he was talking some shit about the VPR people and saying that there are a lot to be around. And like, I mean, they probably are. Like, the thing is he didn't even say.

He didn't talk so much shit. He just said there are a lot to be around. There are a lot. Like, what, he didn't say like, you, this. He wasn't James Kennedy. No, he wasn't James Kennedy in anyone. He was literally just saying there are a lot to be around. And then La La La Nor's story was like, boy.

Like, I mean, she took it a little too far just because, like, from what we read he said, it's like there are a lot to be around. I could see it's like a lot. I would think it's a lot to be around them watching the show. I mean, I'm sure he was a dick to her, and I'm sure he led her on and, like, I don't know if he, what other do she thinks he did. I'm sure he did them, but about what he said to, like, People Magazine or whatever the fuck. Like, he was literally, like, there are a lot to be around and I don't need kind of, like, that drama. And Lala went off on him in her story yesterday, which was Friday.

And she basically was like, boy, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, you went on our show and, like, all it was. followers go play in the play sand playground sandbags and then sheena put up this like obviously filtered the fuck video being like go watch la la the story she's so right like blah blah blah so it's like kind of dramatic but also like he didn't even he didn't even say such shit you know what i mean yeah he wasn't even that freaking bad no i also read this morning that uh sheena would love to be the next bachelorette but she doesn't want to be on the bachelor yeah she doesn't want to have to go through like that you have to be on the bachelor to be the bachelor i feel like sheena would be an awful

bachelorette i don't know she'd be an awful bachelor in terms of what in terms of like i think that she like i'm saying they're all superficial but i think that she's too much in the reality world seen already for seven years yeah that it'll be it's like too much yeah so like they get people that were on one season of the bachelor and then come to be the Bachelorette. So they're a little like, they're not as seasoned as Sheena is for the past seven years. Yeah. So she can't be on the Bachelorette. I don't think it's going to happen for her.

No. But I'm sure she has mad guys hitting up her DMs and like slide in and slatin. Yeah. But she did put up a picture of her and Shay the other day, which I did send to you. Yeah, it was a story. And it was like a crying face emoji. Yeah, there was a crying and it was them like hugging or something in front of something. So I'm wondering like what.

I mean, maybe there's a comeback. Oh my God, I would hope that there is a comeback. I mean, she was, she did. So I used to hear that she gets a lot of hate and didn't understand people that have already seen the whole show and are up to date, like, why they, why she's kind of gets a lot of hate and isn't so liked. And I talked about this, we talked about this a lot on here. And I would say that she's a good friend.

She seems like a good person, like blah, blah, blah. And I will say, I don't know, on season five, are you. starting to see a little bit but she's still really sweet to everyone so on season six all of a sudden from being like katie's bridesmaid on season five and like being really emotional about that you start to see glimpses of like that i'm not saying i have hate for her i don't at all i'm understanding why people kind of she rubs them the wrong way yeah and definitely like getting thinner by the second and like kind of like what's going on with you girl and the last episode i saw catching up is about like robbing her kind of like rocky right now and so she's not eating at all she lost

like 10 pounds in one week when she was already skinny when everyone's telling her like Lisa asked her about her weight Lala did Brittany did like everyone oh my god speaking of motherfucking brittany as you guys may know season six starts with like jacks um finding out the jacks cheated on uh Brittany with faith and at the masquerade party she found out and it really looked like Britney was going to be super strong and break up with him, start, you know, a life without him. But no, she forgave him, even when she found out that he was more than once, even when she found out that even though she found out that fucking faith recorded the conversation she had with Jacks after the dirty fucking sex, where he said, Britney is an excuse my French, because I would

never say this out of my mouth, but that she's like, fat, eats all day. He's not attracted to her. He doesn't want to have sex with her. He doesn't want to have kids with her. want to marry her okay and she heard that audio which again is so crazy in their world because like okay you cheated why would that faith girl record jacks obviously she had she had bad intentions yeah yeah like she wasn't like oh jacks is hot i don't care he has a girlfriend yeah she wanted to get on the show i don't know yeah so i really can't believe that sweet sweet brittney who is just undoubtedly the most loved person on the show unanimously loved she's so sweet yeah well take that shit like you don't deserve it girl you don't deserve it you deserve someone so much better like we talked

about it is a sociopath he literally tells her to to get like things in proportion and like that people are dying of cancer and like all he did was cheat so whatever the fuck yeah i can't watch that shit dude i know it upsets me it upsets me and you know even though you know i love schwartz and katy and everything but he is found out to have cheated again um and even though he doesn't remember because it was motherfucking blackout it still counts yeah once it's a cheater oh is a cheater and i and i really do think that and i don't think okay you can never work things out like i'm not even talking about myself because i i don't even want to like think about i don't think i could i don't i just can't even talk about it but do you see situations

where people have a slip and work things out yes would i could i understand that and say okay you know they have a family they have this the guy's so remorseful like but in the situations on vpr it's like unbelievable it's like the guys almost feel like yeah I did it like whatever like you should forgive me it's not making a big deal and everyone forgives them and that's why babe and that's why when there's no repercussion like okay when you have a child not that we know but you know if they do something wrong they need to know that it's wrong they need to have a repercussion or beat them no I'm just kidding But I'm just saying, like, you need to know that what you did was wrong.

If your wife or girlfriend says, like, is mad at you for one night, you're going to, why not do it again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's that slash to me, it's on the verge of seeming like these guys want to be free and single and they don't give a fuck. Well, no, I don't even think that they want to be free and single. I just think that because they're in this world, this Hollywood, Hollywood world. Sorry, like, couldn't pronounce something. They're surrounded by so much temptation. So, like, they're not strong enough to, like, not give into the temptation.

I just think that none of them are strong enough to not give into it and they give into it and they cheat. And that's what happens. Yes, but what I'm saying is they almost don't care. Like, they don't have repercussions. But even if they do, even if they'll leave them, like, I feel like they almost like don't care. If that's the result, then, like, whatever, they'll be single and they know they can get another

girl. Right. And it just, like, kills me. because these women, no woman, but these women, especially because I, like, have feelings like I know them and I'm friends with them, don't fucking deserve it. And if my friend was treated like that and that was her reaction, I'd kill her. Yeah. Anyway, you know, I take this stuff really to heart with your PR.

So do you. No, I really do. I really hate seeing that kind of stuff and, like, how they're willing to, like, disrespect themselves and stay in a relationship where, the guy keeps cheating. Yeah. Like they all have cheated. They all continue cheating.

Brittany, especially with Jaxx. Like, I'm not saying what Shorts did is right, but Jax's is legit a sociopath. No, and like continues to cheat and cheat and cheat probably hundreds of time. And Brittany's like,

okay, well, get married. Who does that? Like, you have no respect for yourself. And it's really crazy to know that they are getting married in your life. And like,

she'll continue to be cheated on. And that's the life she signed up for. That's a life she signed up for. You know? I know. And I don't. mean that in a mean way. I just mean like she has the option to get out. She can still be on the show. A lot of guys would like want her. And she continues to be with this guy who keeps on

cheating over and over and over again. Her choice. Her choice. Sorry, Brett. Best of luck. Love y'all. Speaking of another family that has been cheated on, I don't know. Is that a good segue? Like into the Kardashians? Not at all. Okay, sorry. I'm jealous. Stop. that's it we're done so the Kardashians we had some stuff we had true's baby true baby true's first birthday yes by the way is was like the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen i mean chloe looks fucking amazing she does skinny as ever which like really i want to know why she's not taking the fucking butt implants out yet don't she her legs could be like this like fucking slim a. F without that

fucking implanted butt. What's happening? Do I look weird? No. Dips in my teeth? No, you don't. You just make me laugh. Auntie Riel is back today,

you guys. She's back. They were wearing a matching mama and true bit of a true outfit. And Tristan was there and we all caught it in Chloe's Insta story where like he's standing by her and she sort of like gives them this like

laser eye look and then he grabs true and she and he grabs true yeah kind of awk it was also my babe's quartz 40th yesterday let's talk a little bit about like the birthday that was like in her house and was like nothing we've ever seen before yeah like smoke and unicorns she did have this cute like hospital thing which i think was raising money for like a kid's hospital and that was cute dude i don't know ponies and smoke i don't remember Like, it just looks ridiculous. Yeah. It's just, it's over the top, obviously.

Have a fucking pizza party. I don't fucking know. Your kid's not going to remember their first birthday. Yeah, that puts me off. I told my sister, my older sister Allison, who has a kid. Our nephew is going to turn one in August. And like, if my sister does a big thing, I'm like not going to allow me part of the family. Yeah.

Like, your kid isn't going to remember, like, invite us to dinner, pay for our meal and like, we'll buy him a gift. Aren't we supposed to pay for a meal? We'll buy a gift. Okay. But she's like, no. I'm going to do a big thing. And I'm like, who are you? You're not from our family.

I mean, we are the Kardashians. I know. You're sending me mixed signals here, bro. I don't get it. Bro. You've been calling me dudes. So now you're bro. Yeah, it was over the fucking top.

It was. It was over the fucking top. But more importantly, another birthday is that Courtney turned for, further, 40, 40, yesterday. I was really excited about it. And then I started seeing this, like, movement of, like, fucking 40-year-old women who are rocking it and who are looking better than like 20-year-olds.

Oh, the natural 40-year-olds. Yeah, like Jennifer Garner is motherfucking 47, dude. She's so beautiful. She's 47. I know. That's crazy. Kate Hudson just turned 40. She looks amazing. And she just had a baby this year.

Courtney just turned 40. They all, they're all, like, pretty natural and they all look amazing. I know. I love it. And I love that no one's, like, no one's like, ugh, like another, like, I can't believe, like, let's pretend I'm like a year younger. Like, everyone's, like, accepting it so graciously. Yeah. And it does make me feel, like, granted, I'm only 30, but it makes me feel like, dude, okay, 47.

I know, but it's, but it's these people, like Courtney didn't get preventative Botox when she was 20. That wasn't a thing back then, you know what I mean? She's definitely getting things now, babe. She's getting things, no, she's really, really, really tastefully. Exactly. Yeah. No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like, Courtney, like, aged and got things at appropriate ages.

If she did Botox, it was at an appropriate, like, 35 or whatever it is. Right. But, like, when you have 20-year-olds doing preventative Botox, these amazing 40-year-olds, like Kate Hudson, Jennifer Gardner, Courtney, didn't do preventative Botox. They just let their face be. And that's the thing why they look so drastically natural to us is because we're used to seeing these 23-year-olds all fillered Botoxed up. And then you see these 40, 40-something women who aren't and look so natural and appropriate to their age.

And it's just like, and much prettier. Yeah. And much prettier. And young. I still don't get the fillers. You guys, I can talk about it every week. And I talked about this on a podcast I was on when I was asked about my thoughts about fillers. Like what?

Lip fillers? Like the face fillers. To make your face look bigger. Why? Yeah. Like I want my face to be skinnier. I don't get it. I don't get it.

I don't get it. I don't get filling in like a wrinkle. Do you get, think about it. If you have a wrinkle and it's like a dent, right? Yeah. Okay. Filling it in. Fill it.

Like when you get older, if you have like crow's feet and you want to fill in the wrinkles. I mean, I'm not a doctor. I'm no like plastic surgeon, but that sounds make sense to me. Yeah. To puff up your cheeks. Everything. I don't know. It's crazy.

I can't fucking deal with these furby looking people anymore. They all look the same. They all look fake and plastic. and they're going to end up looking worse at 40 than Courtney. I was going to say I hope so, but then I was like, that's mean. I don't hope so.

No, I hope so. Just so the world changes. The world has to change because it's become, like, sick. It's become fucking sick. These 20-year-olds, they're like, oh, my God, and I, like, want to get my face filled and, like, lips and, like, it's too much. It's, like, too much. Like, let's be us. Let's be ourselves.

Let's be ourselves. I wonder if we'd feel the same if we, like, had no lips. No, probably not. Why? I understand more than, than, than, face fillers. But tasteful lip filling. Like if you have no lip, like a little lip. You wouldn't want it to stand up like a duck. You like Kylie's. Yeah. Or like fucking because Kylie went from having no lips to like full fledged lips. So I'm saying if she had no lips like and do you guys remember

how dramatic that was I'm keeping up when she got the hieralonic acid in her lips? Like it was this huge thing. Now it's like every other person gets. It's called hyalonic acid. Highloronic acid. Oh, my God. Just think about how. Highloronic acid are the injections. And it's crazy because I literally remember watching keeping up,

Kylie not admitting it at the beginning and just saying she does a really thick liner. Yeah. And then admitting it. And now it's like no big deal. Like, oh, does she gets fucking injections? D. But think about hyleronic acid, what that sounds like. I can't speak.

today. Yeah, get out. No. What that sounds like and then like it's being injected into your face. I wonder. I wonder. Acid being injected into your face. I don't know. It doesn't sound super healthy to me. Doesn't sound so healthy to me either. That's why court doesn't do acid. Does she not? Did she say she doesn't? I don't think she does. I think she does Botox. I don't think she does a little bo-bo-bo. I actually got asked this week in my messages if I get Botox and a hyluronic acid and then you and I were talking about it that my forehead does look a Botox sometimes when I don't because I'll tell you why I have a big forehead right I do you know so when I don't move it it doesn't move and it's like shiny kind of I don't know it just looks like Botox yeah it does and then my lips are big and they look like fillers it's where you guys it's all natural it's all natural um we wouldn't be hating on it so I know. Imagine that. Like the biggest hypocrite in the motherfucking world. Also about court is that Ariel and I have been seeing little hint to ruse that her and Eunice are getting back together. At first we saw...

What did I say, though? That it's going to be little hint to ruse. It's going to be little bits until suddenly they're pictured together. Until suddenly. So the first one was her hand in his like story when he's like playing pool. Yeah, her hand like playing pool. You could tell it's quartz hand because we saw a paparazzi photo with the same. same exact nail polish that day yeah and then i think there was like something mickey oh he commented on a picture of her this week or last week um something mickey and i mean minnie and she said thanks mickey yes because they call each other mickey and minnie yes and then uh she put up a story from her birthday morning getting red roses and there was some like mickey there were like huge like mini mickey things laying around and then he was invited to her ravish B day yep which looks so fun.

I did. Like I told you, as I was watching the stories, like I needed to be there. That's what I felt. But that's what I love about Courtney. It wasn't like a baby true birthday, right? Yeah.

It wasn't a baby true birthday. There was no smoke. There was no ponies. It was like a dance party that had like food and alcohol. And Rob, uh, Robin Thick was like a singing there. Yeah.

It just looked so fun. Yeah. Not that I'm saying it's like not, it's lavish A.F, but it's not like ridiculous. It's not like. huge flower murals that Kim Kardashian gets like all of her house or like, you know,

quartet fucking 50 band members to like sing to her and when she wakes up for Mother's Day. Oh my God. It's now like over the top. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And by the way, I don't know if you guys watch, but it piss me off because I've been also trying to recap

the Kardashian episodes of this season. And the third episode wasn't even a new episode. It was like a court B day two hour special of past episodes. So even there wasn't a third... No, they're fucking buying more time. They're buying more time. This is what shows do when they have no... Yeah.

No, what's about substance. Oh, a special episode of this or that. So, I mean, not that I minded, because it was like very about Courtney and, again, we know I love her. And you could just... And you're just reminded why she's my favorite, personally. And also, you see that she's kind of, well, A, she's Chloe's favorite. Yeah. Like, Chloe freaking gave her...

Like, she put up such cute. stories of Courtney for her B-Day. I don't remember her doing it for Kim. I feel like we've discovered this before, though. That she doesn't. She doesn't really do it for the other sisters. Yeah. She really, like, put, I can't. She puts an effort for Kim. Yeah. Are you okay? I don't know if I'm okay. I, like, can't get words out today. Okay. So, anyway, uh, also during this two-hour special, each, like, sibling and also some of the friends gave a toast for, for Courtney's birthday. And obviously, Chloe's was the best and it was so cute. Obviously, Kim's was like, I mean, everything, like boring. Kylie's vanilla, Kendall's vanilla. Like, no. No, no, no, no, no. Not

into it, you guys. Anyway, what I want to wish Courtney is to just keep being thebom.com and, like, getting better with age and giving us all, like, someone to look forward to. Yeah. Being a great mom and like being kind of the most down-to-earth Kardashian. And getting back with Scott. Yeah, we're not into Yunus. You think? It's Eunice. Are you sure?

No, I know. Okay. I've heard her say it's Eun-S. And like for all of you that are going to say, of course she looks hot, like she has money, she has a trainer, like duh, but like still. She's still like the bomb.com. She still looks amazing. She still doesn't have, she's like the most natural of all sisters.

She's the most natural of all sisters. She doesn't have any cellulite, which I'm kind of concerned about. probably there's some like laser things or something yeah but but no she's amazing she's amazing um kim is studying to become a lawyer which is good for her yeah she's doing some programs it's going to take her like four years she already aced her first exam no that's amazing i had no idea i mean she's always been into like if you guys watch like the first season she's always been super into like police work and like detective things was she and like she was to hack used to know how to like hack voicemails and like just um before there was even social media

kind of like find shit out about boyfriends and things like that yeah yeah she's always been super super into it so i mean and she's been doing a lot of like activist work lately she has been so good for her i mean if she's trying then she is trying and she's acing and that's amazing yeah she's trying to use her you know everything she's achieved for better good so that's good Yeah. That's good. I'm into it. Second week of Coachella motherfuckers.

I mean, I feel like the first week is a lot more happening than the second week. You feel like? My feed last week was blasted with Coachella this week. Like, I don't see that much. Maybe it didn't start yet. It did. It started yesterday. Yeah.

We still don't know like if we would want to go. No, I wouldn't want to go unless I'm in like VIP standing behind the stage. I do not want to be with so many people and like outside in a crowd. No thanks. Even if it was Baychella. No, no, no, even if I, I'll watch her two-hour special. Like, that's all I need. I'm up close and personal.

I don't need to see her life. I mean, that's good. I mean, no, honestly, like, if you saw that amount of people standing, like, I'd rather go to, like, MSG and, like, sit at a chair. Sweet life. And, like, the sweet. I rather. But, no, I heard, I mean, no, who posted? I sent you a post that, like, oh, Lily, Lily Reinhart said?

Who said? I sent you a post that, like, they said, like, it looks fun, but, like, you come home and, like, you're choking up dust and you're, like, all dust day. I can't believe you thought Leah Reinhart. That was Tia from The Bachelor. Oh, I don't know why I thought Lully Reinhart. My brain is, like, in different, like, I don't know what's going on today. But just, like, roll with me. Okay. Okay.

Roll tad. Roll tad. Anyway, this week I also put up something shocking to me, clips from, like, the first seasons of Real Housewives. of Beverly Hills where Bella and Gigi were showed a lot. And I actually posted this. The Real Real and the Real Housewives. I was shook it to the core just from the way Yolanda kind of like raised them and how basically wasn't feeding Gigi, basically was like be a model, work, eat an almond, like go to

New York. Like Gigi wanted to go to college. She like allowed it but made her stay in her own apartment, which I know sounds like, oh, made her in her own apartment, but Gigi rather have lived in the dorms with people her age and wasn't allowed because she needed to be in a more work-focused environment.

Then Bella gets into the game and Yolanda is like, Bella, like, if you can make money, like quit school. Yeah. And it was just, my eyes were so wide. I was like, what? Also knowing that like, if this happened today and not five years ago,

she would be roasted on social media. If this air today, yeah. Right. If this aired today, people wouldn't fucking accept. On Gigi's birthday, she got a cake and Yolanda literally would let her have a crumb of the cake. A crumb, like, no, at first she was like none. And then Gigi was like, oh, I want some cake. And she, like, took a piece, cut it into four pieces and then took one of the quarters and gave Gigi a crumb.

Yeah. And I'm just like, okay. And it's a really big question because on one hand, the girl succeeded, AF. She succeeded. I think that it could have been done in a different way. That's a question if it could. That's a question. I think so.

Because most child stars or not even child stars, but people that have succeeded from a young age were pushed by their parents, right? You're not seven years old driving yourself to auditions. You're not, you know, calling the photographer. Like, you need your parents to do that shit. So they need to be the ones driving it. But let's give some examples. Justin Bieber has issues depressed, like really not well.

Right. Demi Lovato, we know not well. Selena. Selena, not well. Brittany, not well. Like, it's sad. That's what I'm saying. My question is this.

And these are pushy parents. And these are pushy parents. Because why was Britney in the Mickey Mouse Club? Because her parents pushed her to me. Right, right. And then performing and then doing. And the same thing with Demi Lovato. And, you know, it's, it's a really, really sad situation.

I also would talk about the free Britney thing that's going on in social. I'm not too sure about. the truth of it or have done enough research but basically there are a lot of pages that are supporters of Brittany saying that she's being held against her will and has been forced to do the Vegas shows and like forced into all these things and basically hasn't made any of her own decisions and that basically she's like in jail with by who her dad and like her team oh her team the thing that what Brittany has shared with the world is that her dad had a very life-threatening thing and she took she stopped the vagus thing because she wanted to like be with him

and take care of him but now this like free brittany thing is like revealing a lot of like scary shit that if it's true then it's like fucking insane and it's even sadder that this woman had such a like but what have you said you've said like if multiple people are saying the same things then it must have some truth but it's like an extremist like free brittany group sounds like a little dramatic yeah but you never know because like again like the michael jackson thing came out. I remember growing up, hearing about Michael Jackson, like, being a petto and being like, oh, that can't be, blah, blah, blah. Right. And then this documentary comes out and it's like, oh, not only was he a petto, he fucking did crazy ass, dirty ass petto shit. And like, when I was

growing up, it was happening. He was taking a court. He was getting sued. And I remember being like, oh, like, it's probably like nothing, you know? So I wonder if, you know, one day it'll come out like everything that happened to Brittany and have this whole huge conspiracy thing be true. I really wonder, and I do need to read up more on it to just, like, be smarter about what I'm saying. But anyway, you really feel like somebody, she can be forced to do the Vegas shows for years on years. The thing is, all the shit that people are saying sounds weird.

But if you look at Britney, babe, it doesn't sound weird. Right, right, right. If you look at her and you see her dance and you see her in her fucking videos on Instagram you're like no she's unwell yeah yeah and like doesn't look like like where is this coming from yeah I love Brittany though I know as well I really hope she's not I really hope she's not anyway I asked you guys this week about if you wanted to ask me any question so I'm to do a little Amanda's question corner it's okay guys come on ask me a question Oh, yeah.

Okay. What do you think? I'm into it. Okay. I got 1,700 kids soon. What's that? If I'm going to have kids. Oh, kids soon.

So I'm 30 years old, you guys, pushing 31. It's definitely in the cards to be someday soon. But currently my vagina is closed. No, I'm just kidding. It's not. I'm married. I am with my husband for like 10 years. Definitely it's in the cards.

But not like right now, right now. Yeah. You'll know. I already know what I'm going to post when I, like, ever get pregnant. Do you? Yeah. What are you going to pose? Should I say it?

I'm going to have to know. I don't even know. So when I have a belly, I'm going to put up a picture and I'm going to write parentheses, not a food baby. Oh, my God. I knew you were going to say that right now. And I promise you guys, I'm going to follow through. That's really funny. Someone asks, when is Ariel getting a rock?

Yeah, no time soon. Okay, Ariel talks about her boyfriend, Yuval, a lot, which she thinks she doesn't. I don't. I said his name like three times. And she is 26 and between us, you guys, ready to get hitched. Like, ready since she was four, ready to have babies before me, like, legit. Her boyfriend, she's a couger. A little bit of a coug.

And he's, like, two years younger. So we're going to wait, like, 17 years for him to grow up. Yeah, I might have to be 40 when I get the rock. I have to, like, be corny and get married. I was asked what Andy and I talked about. when I met him, new VPR ambassador. I don't know if I told him I'm a VPR ambassador. I did introduce myself.

But like I said, he was a little like trying to get through the motions. So I knew I needed a pick. Like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Which surprised me for being pushy because a lot of the times, like when you're in a situation like that, you're like, whatever. Like I'm not going to push. But I was like, no, I'm getting it.

So what do he say? He was like, sure. Yeah. And then, oh, no, you know why he annoyed me a little bit? Why? So we take the picture and I look and I was like, oh, like, do you like, do you like, it or like i don't know when he's like uh if you like it and i was like well uh it was like kind of awkward for yeah yeah like i didn't feel it was on my level right which is fine which is

fine not everyone needs to like vibe at the first second true you know what i mean how did i get such a huge and loyal following on instagram um to be h at the beginning when i started i didn't come into this insta game with a goal of you know getting the most amount of followers and you know starting this as a business and a brand it was basically like I have a lot of shit to say and I've always written in some form like had a blog how to this how to that so I wanted to write I and it sort of happened like organically it did and through time which is like the best and I'm really through time and really through time and I do feel and I've said this in a couple episodes that my following like I'll be it big isn't like the hugest right like there are pages with

millions and I have like almost 120k but I do feel like the loyalty of my followers is something unique and the fact that I have followers that support me so much and really feel like virtual like friends you know what I mean that are like just like happy for me and things and I really consider everyone like on my level like no one needs to like you know I don't feel above anyone that's why you know I try to answer DM so I just feel like that's another thing like I feel like I give back to my followers. Yeah. So I do things, you know, I make the time to post things that they care about and to answer DMs.

And again, like creating content. Like, it's work, you know. And keeping up and posting every day. So I would say like just like making it such a commitment, caring about it, loving it and having the same motivation to do it today as I did when I started a couple years ago. So that's how. And from it coming from like a real true place of like, this is who I am and not from a place of like, let me have a lot of followers and whatever that's like.

You're passionate about this. Faux show. What currently airing scripted show do you watch? I watch This Is Us, even though Mandy Moore blocked me. I used to watch Riverdale, but like couldn't continue with the gargoyles and like kings. Any scripted show? Yeah. Oh.

What do we watch? this is us this is us is the main show right yeah oh my god you watch a lot of net Netflix originals like Versace yeah and um you guys were into this other show oh um the sinner true the sinner was amazing a bunch of Netflix originals we got a question random thing you do have with your sis you think others don't have with their siblings well A my sibling lives a Feudor is down for me in my apartment building. True. Which probably not everyone has after they leave their home.

We're also besties. We're also besties. And that's not what a lot of siblings have. And we were just saying it because you were saying, Arielle said that if she had to, probably not today because she doesn't like me today, but on other days, because Chloe wrote such a cute thing for Courtney and Ariel said that she could just copy paste it to me. I know. Because basically Chloe wrote, like I love.

all my siblings so much and you and I have such a special bond and it's fun to have sisters or siblings that are your friends because really like family is the best thing and like also who else knows you better than your family or like cares about you more or like doesn't have issues with you even though you have issues with me I don't know today like today I'm having a day because Venus is in retrograde um what was it like growing up in two very different countries. Wow. I feel like might be a source to some of my issues and some of my like forgetting words just because my life has been so split between. So just a quick rundown. I was born in America, moved to Israel when I was seven, lived in Israel seven to 14, came back to America,

14 to 22, lived in Israel 22 to 27, came back here in 27. So it's been a motherfucking ride. And I have two homes, which is really fun. But also, you get pulled a lot. So when I was there, I wanted to be here. When I'm here, I had times where I was like, oh, I wish I was there. My husband's family lives there. But it's really nice to feel so connected to more than one place. And because Israel is such a small country, it's even like my heart is kind of there.

You know what I mean? But I have another question for you. Okay. We're going to get deep. Okay, babe. Do you think, do you see yourself living there again? This is like the question I'm most afraid of, but I'm going to ask. I mean, Yaron does, my husband, like he does, but it's sort of like a lot of Israelis that live

here have this blanket statement of like, you know, we'll work and like get successful in America and then we'll go back to Israel. And for a lot of them, it doesn't happen because like their lives are here and they have good lives. So it's not out of the question, but it's definitely not anything I can see happening anytime soon. Yeah. Plus, like, you really find out about life.

Like, you know, we make plans and God laughs. Like no fucking way do you know what's going to happen? No, you know what's happening today. That is all you know. That's true. So that's why I even tell my husband when he talks about it. Like there's no way we can plan anything. You know what I mean?

But it's our second home and it'll be a part of our lives and of our kids' lives when they're like around and come to life. I'm like itching one day. Yeah, my husband keeps them telling me I'm old. Like, and I feel like that's been. You're so young. You're such a baby. Ariel is a bad influence on me because she wants me to be a baby with her

for the rest of my life. You are a baby. How did Lala's Botox look in person, L.O.L. Well, we talked about the filler is the botan. I mean, she just looks like contoured out. Well, she is. She has a makeup line. She does.

Give them Lala. Yeah. It's the makeup line. Someone wants us to bed how long Colton and Cassie are going to last. So I say they're going to last for about like a year and a half. So I give it until like after next summer. I say six months.

Six months? Yeah. That's all you give them? I give them like up till New Year's. So I'm going to say. No, don't change it. No, I'm not. I'm saying I'm going to say up to a year and a half.

Like that's the maximum amount of time. But if six months, then like... No, you can't fucking dance on all the parties. I still win. The fuck. I still win. Okay, you guys. I'm sorry if I didn't answer your questions.

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