Not Skinny But Not Fat - Chelsea Handler’s Boob Got Amanda Shadowbanned

Episode Date: October 29, 2019

Amanda is on a solo rant about her shocking (second) shadowban and how Insta life ain’t always fair. Kaia Gerber and Pete Davidson are seen on a date, Miley and Cody Simpson keep putting their relationship on full display, and Lindsay Lohan chimes in. Still can’t get over how cute Caelynn and Dean are from Bachelor Nation, but can’t deal with the filler epidemic and the fact that everyone looks the same! Selena Gomez is back with 2 new tracks, both one hundo about JB.  This episode was brought to you by: Away offers first class luggage at coach prices. Get $20 off by going to awaytravel.com/notskinny and use promo code "NOTSKINNY". Woosh Beauty is for women who like makeup, but knows that makeup isn't life. So they made easy makeup that looks good. Get 30% off your entire order by heading to WooshBeauty.com and using promo code "NOTSKINNY" during checkout. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You know, I've never done a solo podcast. And I mean, I talk to my followers on Instagram all the time. So why can't I talk to my podcast? It's not like I am ever lacking anything to say. So first of all, welcome. Thank you for tuning in today. I also want to take a quick second and just plead to you for a second. I was thinking about it last night when I was trying to fall asleep.

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This is not skinny but not fat. I also want to talk a little bit about me being shadow band on Instagram. it's been a rough, it's been a rough few days. This is the second time I've been shadow banned on Instagram. The first time I thought someone was making this weird ass name up for real. Like I remember all of a sudden the first time it happened to me, a follower sent me like, I think you've been shadow banned. Like I can't find you.

And I was like, what are you saying? I'm not part of like a weird cult or like Reddit form. Like I don't know. It just sounded like something like I don't speak this weird language. And then more people are like, oh, I try searching for you in the search bar. You're not coming up. And I was like, what? And then I looked up what shadow ban was, read it about a little bit, and realized like,

oh, shit, that's what it means. You've been kind of like punished by Instagram and you don't come up in searches. If you want to put hashtags, you won't come up in the hashtags. And you're basically like invisible aside from to the people who follow you who can like still see your shit. But you're not going to get any new followers. You're not going to appear on the Explorer page. and it's shit the first time I was very scared because Instagram doesn't admit that this is a thing

so the only place you can read about it is on like forums so I'm like how do I even know this shit is real like how do I know this shit is real like from forums online like no I need like Instagram to say this is real but they don't so then I realize I'm shadow ban this is a real thing whoever follows me went through with me on Instagram I was obsessed and upset and scared I didn't know what was next and all the forum said that after 14 days you should be back to normal and I was so it was very exciting it was very cool but I will say something for those listening that care at all about Instagram I am all like for real my Instagram every single follower is a realest follower that means organic I never bought a follower I never did any shit like that I think it's

besides the point of what it should be like I earned every follower each person that follows me is a real person who can engage, who can comment, who can like, who can pass it on to their friends, and it doesn't make sense to me. Of course, I get why people do it. People do it. So it's like, hey, this is an account that looks more for real because it has this amount of followers. Well, work your ass off, be interesting, have something to say, and you might get followers. So just saying. But Instagram in general, like, their algorithm can like make you or break you. Like, I have to be honest, like, for a long time, I was getting on the explore page. I was getting mad followers, mad likes, mad comments.

So at the beginning, you can get exposure from Instagram. You can just be on the Explorer page for people that Instagram thinks would like yourself. And all of a sudden, one day, I wasn't getting on the Explorer page. And, I mean, I can still grow and get new followers from people commenting, tagging, sending, sharing, all that shit, but just the organic explore page doesn't really happen for me anymore. So I think Instagram hates me. And I'm not sure why. I don't know if it's the fact that I'm a meme page. I don't know what it could be. But it really does feel like Instagram doesn't like me. And so anyway, that shadow ban was over after 14 days. I was like, hallelujah, back to normal.

people can search for me. The way I also tested it, if anyone cares, is also by it. You can search for yourself and see it yourself that you're like not coming up. And also like if you put in a hashtags, I put in a hashtag that I knew because if you put like love, you won't ever be able to find your post. I put like a hashtag with like a few photos in it and your photo won't show up in that hashtag. So I don't care because I don't use hashtags, but it's just like a way to know. So after 14 days my shadow ban was gone and for those wondering and don't know the reason i got shadow ban the first time is because i put up a post about this serial killer from the 1970s who said that she they asked her why she killed people and she said because it's monday and i thought it was funny

and i wrote relatable um a history page actually put this up and i credited them too and so it got removed for violence. So I'm not saying it's like out of this world, disconnected from reality for them to say it's violent. It is a little violent. It's really, really, really, really dark humor. But also it's historical and it really did happen. So I don't know like where that lies.

Maybe because I said relatable. I'm obviously not going to kill people on a Monday. I mean, who know? No, I'm just kidding. Anyway, I was like, I'm an idiot. It didn't even get that many likes. Like, what the fuck? It gets removed.

Whatever. then I'm good. I'm fly, Instagramming, all's good in the world. Then what happens yesterday living my life? One of my followers sent me a story of Chelsea Handler with a friend and you don't even notice it. She's like she wrote in the picture like me and my best friend or something and then you notice that her entire boob is out. Like you just don't see it at first. It's so random. She literally imagined like taking your bosom, putting it on top of your shirt, like outside of your bra, outside of your shirt. And I was like, this is so funny. So I screenshot it. Hours go by, posting away, living my life. Remember, wait, didn't I screenshot something really funny?

Should I post it? Yeah, it's a story. It's fine. You guys, motherfucking post it, okay? Don't even know how long later. I get a notification from Instagram saying that it was removed for nudity, which like, yeah, it is nudity. And then I get it. get a warning that said, so I, I immediately when I got that removal, I knew that I'd be shadow banned. And it's like, okay, I'll be shadow banned. But then I got a warning saying that your account might be deleted. And I was like, hello, this is a new warning. I've never seen this before. This is scary as motherfucking shit. And I am freaking out, like still. And I'm being so fucking precautious now like I you know first of all you notice all the sudden that everyone's showing

their fucking tit and just I can't show tits like and I mean no let's let's make this clear celebrities can do whatever the fuck they want on instagram Chelsea handler posted the boot pick as a photo today Instagram didn't take it down I arena shake posted a photo of her boob the other day Instagram didn't take it down the Kardashians fucking obri O'Day like how many can you name that are nude on Instagram. So I don't know if it's like I have followers that don't like me that are reporting me or if Instagram doesn't like me. Like something isn't added up.

Is it that I'm not verified? I don't know. But I know that I have to be super careful. And of course, that doesn't mean I'm going to censor like my opinions. But I just need to like think before I write the word dick or show a boob or show Kendall's perfect ass in that Victoria Secret Angel costume that I was going to do and had to think about it.

it's really hard for me because it's so scary because you don't know Instagram doesn't tell you and what if it's like three strikes in your out and I have one more strike and it's like you say dick and you're gone your account is gone everything you've worked so hard for is gone and I'm so not one of those people to have like a Facebook and a Twitter and a this group and a that group so just know that my listeners if anything ever happens which it won't just look out for me and I have like a Finsta so you can find me if you type in like Amanda her or she'll find like my personal Instagram and that's where I'll like tell people but it won't happen. I'm not even going to put it out in the motherfucking world.

It's not going to happen. I just wanted to share this really upsetting time in my life with you because it sucks. But it's also like the way my family reacted is really funny because all of them, all of them were like, are you a motherfucking idiot? Do you not know Instagram's rules? And I was like, do you know Instagram's rules? And they were like, yeah, like no nudity. Like my mom.

My mom fucking knew Instagram's roles, and I didn't know Instagram's rules. I don't know. I mean, the thing is, and then I read Instagram's terms and community guidelines, and it says, like, no nudity. And I was like, okay. Like, I knew that. Like, I knew Free the Nip was a thing. I knew you don't show nipple. Why did I think it was okay? Like, maybe I thought it was okay because it was sharing, you know, Chelsea Handler, a comedian story. Like, I don't know. I'm also a dumb-ass person. I also said in my last podcast that I do things without thinking, and that's not always good. It was legit foreshadowing. I said, you guys, I sometimes do things without thinking. It's for good. It's for bad. Instagram community guidelines for those who don't know.

The short, we want Instagram to continue to be an authentic and safe place for inspiration and expression. Help us foster this community. Post only your own photos and videos and always follow the law. Respect to everyone on Instagram. Don't spam people or post nudity. Boom. Posted news. I want to see if Chelsea Handler's photo gets deleted.

Like, I love Chelsea Handler, but it's not fair, you guys. Her boob photo is legit up. Like, do you understand? Do you understand? Like, how much it sucks. And then, like, okay, I see a freaking video Bella Thorne put up that she's having sex. Okay, she's not. But she's literally having sex.

Like, she's literally, like, I'm telling you guys, like, I didn't know if I was turned on, if I was, like, in a sexual activity. if I was being, like, seduced, if I was, you know, watching porn. And that's not fucked up. Wait, let's see if Bella Thorne's thing is still there. I'm like scared to even look at it. I'm scared to even utter her name. Yeah, it is.

Bella Thorne having sex on cameras. But Amanda's sharing of Chelsea Handler's Boob saying, lull isn't. I also heard about this chick, Jackie Schimel, a bunch of you said, like, that she actually got deleted and reading about why she was deleted or listening or her telling me. was crazy. Like she legit did three things. She called her friends horrors on a story. She posted a text exchange with her husband where she's like being mean to her husband and being like, I'm going to kill you if you don't come home now, like, but in a funny way. And the last and not Lee, she put up a photo of her when she was like in seventh grade looking like a seventh grade

like nerdy little girl. And she wrote Dick Magnet. And Instagram was like, bye and deleted her. And that scares a shit out of me because like there is no wrong. I'm a reasoning. It is so nitty gritty. It is so, you know, just fucked up. And it makes me really, really mad. But I'm a rule follower. And I didn't mean to do that, you know, and I'm going to express myself for evs. And I don't want to ever not be on Instagram and have my account. It's so important to me. So I really need to think before I do things, you guys. So you help me by not sending me pictures of nudes. And so I don't post them. Anyway, so that's that for that. you know, it takes two weeks until you're back from the shadow ban. I don't even care about

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That was the craziest time on Instagram, you guys, when I put up the two close siblings. My inbox was never exploding like this. You guys are crazy for incest, like crazy for incest. Like, I get so many messages a day, okay? And I'm not trying to like, to my own horn. I get so many messages. I love it. I respond to a lot of them.

But the brother fucker situation, blowing up, my phone was blowing up. I can't even tell you. People were into it. People were against it. People were telling me that I have issues and I need to see a therapist because I'm like having such weird feelings about siblings that are closed and was I never. hugged as a child. And even followers that were sweet were just like, I think it's weird that you don't think it's like not that you think it's weird. And I'm like, it's weird. You're weird.

And then I got really long messages from people being like, like I said, telling me I need therapy for it. And then all I thought was brother fucker. So anyway, Kyah Gerber has a brother like Priestley, Presley or something. They're both hot skinny models and they both take photos as if they are a couple so maybe you remember kaya gerber from there if not from like a runway but she was seen having lunch with pete davidson call me like an idiot but i'm like maybe it wasn't romantic because i really can't seeing that beautiful girl going for p davidson like yes we heard he has a big like okay i'm not on instagram i can say dick um but i we heard that right i think someone said it did aryana say it someone who said like he's blessed down there so maybe that's the reason maybe

it's the confidence. I think like a confident, funny guy is just like wins the girl's over more than anything. But it doesn't seem like her type. She seems too wholesome. Too young. Like you're 17. Like Pete is dark. I mean, she's like 18. I'm exaggerating by a year to make it sound younger. Pete is a dark person, you know? Like I don't see that. I just don't, I just don't see it. Celebrity couple that is so in our face right now, Miley and Cody Simpson. So we all know, Miley and Liam announced their divorce a day later. She was on a yacht with Caitlin Carter who just broke up with Brody Jenner. They were having a lessee relationship for like three weeks or like a month of like intensity, like pap photos, like lovey-devy.

But not so much from Miley's side like Caitlin was posting shit, but Miley wasn't posting shit. and then they broke up and rumor was that like Caitlin was getting too serious which we all could have suspected because the reason that Brody and Caitlin broke up weren't on the street and also from the hills is that she wanted like a baby and a family and whatever and like he didn't so then you go with Miley fucking Cyrus who said she wants to have like an open relationship or no sorry Caitlin and Brody had an open relationship they were honest about it Miley and Liam I feel like probably also had we weird shit because I don't know if you guys remember Miley's interview. I think it maybe was for like Rolling Stone where she said that her marriage isn't like a standard marriage. She's not like cooking in the kitchen or like waiting for her husband at home to have dinner and said something about, you know, still being into girls and the fact that you are vegan doesn't mean you don't miss bacon. And I remember just thinking about that article that it's like super disrespectful to Liam like where is your respect love and like anything for your husband like it's

okay to think it um i get that people are bisexual and attracted to both sexes and that's allowed but if you're with your man right now then like be with your man right now and say you love him you don't need to talk about what you're missing out on or what you miss it's just like not cool to me but then in true mildly fashion she and kately like i said broke up and then she gets with cody fucking Simpson. So pictures were being posted around of her and Cody, like getting an SIEB. Two seconds later, she's like, here we are. Getting in a SIEbo. Like, I want to live my life. I don't want to hide like in my house. Like I want to be outside and like, yes, this is my boyfriend. And like here we are making out. Like let me live. And I was like, Miley. So since then, her and Cody's relationship has been like

the big brother. Like it's just been so out there. So. like pictured by them so like storied so obsessive my boyfriend like getting tattoos together like and let me just put a side note miley seems extremely bored she also says i'm bored she keeps on getting tattoos because she's bored she keeps on posting weird ass nipple selfies which another example i would get motherfucking deleted from instagram because she put up a picture of her in a white tank top and you could see her entire nipples and that makes me mad because i would get deleted it's just like what's going on with you woman like make a song like do something like I put up in a story like Kim Kardashian doesn't get bored that bitch has a million business meetings like I don't

know what the fuck Miley's up to but she's not having it she's not with us but at the same time it could be because she's sober now or so she says meaning also from weed so maybe that's why she's like super bored and super weird but anyway their relationship is just super public and they even I don't know I saw this you guys I sat and saw their Instagram live they did an Instagram live chat and I saw their entire conversation they were so giddy like he was in Australia for the mass singer which like we'll talk about that in the second um and he was just like I miss you and she's like I miss you and it was like when did we meet when did we first kiss like and then the shocking thing that she said and I caught it like I was there for this groundbreaking

moment was she said something like, I realize you don't have to be gay that there is good dick out there. No, actually one good dick. So let me tell you about that sentence. One, you're offending an entire LGBTQ community by saying that it's a choice and that you had to be gay because there wasn't a good dick. Didn't you say two seconds ago that even though you're vegan, you miss bacon like just like maybe be consistent um and then she said only one good dick meaning fuck Liam who I've been with for 10 years like so what did Liam do like us the people we need to know did he we the people did he cheat on you that would be the only option like what else could he do that he's like considered such an awful awful human being is it the whiskey

and pills speaking of Liam he was seen about a week ago or two weeks ago with an actress Madison Brown? Her name is she's on Dynasty. I've never seen it. I also don't even know, is it a remake of the old Dynasty that like my mom used to watch? True story. My mom learned English from watching Dynasty like the 80s show when she came here from Israel. But then I kind of dug into this Madison Brown person and she's actually really cute and I kind of like her style. She's like very like looks like a chill, cool, down-earth, Aussie chick. And it was funny because she had this, like, interview pop up for me from a while ago, no, maybe like six months ago where she was asked to play Mary Fuck Kill with these,

like, Australian broadcasters. And the Hemsworth brothers were in one of the questions. And she said, like, that she would fuck them and not marry them just because she'd be too insecure to marry them and she'd have to like lock them in the house and never leave because they're too hot. So imagine saying that about someone and then fucking them. Like that's a huge accomplishment for her. Like I'm really, really happy for her. We're going to continue the saga in a moment. We're going to take a quick break and come right back to this. discovered to be the winner of the Australian masked singer.

The dumbest motherfucking show in history that I can't believe exists. And when I saw promos for it, even happening in the U.S., I was like, what is this stupid ass show? I'm never going to watch it. And I never did. But he was like the robot or something. Like, I don't even fucking know. Which then explains like, wait, coincide.

Like, you're on this show and dating Miley. also his mom is his manager, a.k.a. Momager, and is like posting pictures of him and Miley all day. So that's kind of interesting. Like, of course, this is so good for his career to be dating Miley. Like, of course, this is a huge boost and it's coming at a very, very interesting timing where A, you've dropped a song, which Miley made him. And B, you're on a TV show. So Miley, put two and two together. So he won the Australian mass singer who guess who is a judge on it, no other, than Lindsay Lohan. Random as fuck. Why is she a judge on the Australian mass singer? Like it'd make more sense if she was on like the Dubai mass singer since she's like converted to Islam and is

like, hum de la la all day. Weird as shit. She's a judge there. And they have beef. This is so good. They have beef. Why do they have beef? He used to date Ali. or as she goes by now, Aliana or some shit, Lohan. He used to date her and apparently Lindsay is really pissed and made it very known that Cody owes her furniture

because she bought him furniture for his like Venice Beach shack which is also weird. It's like what Lindsay? What? And then basically she blasted him on Instagram she deleted it

but we caught it before it was deleted and wrote something like Like, you know, that he fucked up, that he owes her the furniture, and that he, you know, his loss and that he's, like, upsetting his family. Some weird-ass shit alluding to, I guess, his relationship with Miley and to the furniture that he never gave back. It was just super weird. Like, what are you even talking about, like, like, upset your family? But his family loves Miley or is, like, the low hands, are the low hands his family? Were they, like, so close they were family?

Like, what is happening? Also, true story. Cody dated, Cody Simpson dated, dated Gigi Hadid. So Nick Jonas dated Miley Cyrus, who is dating Cody Simpson, who dated Gigi Hadid, who dated Joe Jonas. That's a web world. They're so fucking weird there. Don't even think some of you guys that think, oh my God, I wish I was famous. Don't wish you were famous.

They're weird. I did want to talk a little bit about. Bachelor Nation, just because, like, they're always in the back of my mind. Bachelor Nation, say what? Oh, my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God. There have been a lot of interesting people lately. John Paul Jones moved to L.A., which was, like, heartbreaking because he was the last

real one. He was the last. I still work in an office, and I'm, like, normal in, like, Minnesota. No, I think he's from Maryland person. But the reason he moved to L.A., supposedly, is for Tatia, which, like, excites me that they're together, even though it doesn't seem like people care so much. I don't know why. But apparently he moved for her, which makes it a little bit better.

But I think it's also like a thirst move. Like all of Bachelor Nation feels like they need to live in L.A. So that's weird. But Dean and Kalyn, Kalyn actually lives in L.A. Dean lives in his van. But I have to say, I'm obsessed. I'm freaking obsessed. If you guys follow me on Instagram, you know.

I love him. I think he makes her seem cooler. I think she tries to be cooler because of him. But I also think I'd never want to date him because he's a very non-committal. Like, as whoever watched Bachelor in Paradise saw, like, how hard it was for him to even be like, I'll date you. And then I just read an interview with him saying that he's not quite there, that she talks about marriage and kids. He's not so into it. He's not even really into moving in with her.

he wants to keep living in his van for like a year. It's just weird. It's like, dude, grow the fuck up. Like, Kailen, how are you standing it just because he's hot? Or like, is there more to him? Like, I don't know. I had it, don't tell my hubs, but husband, I'm not about to say hubs because I freaking don't say all the time that it makes more sense to say Husb.

I had like a few days where I was like legit and leave my husband for Dean. like he is so cute looking and then I listened to this podcast with him and he was so cute on the podcast and then I listened to his podcast and then he was so cute on his podcast and I was like and you're like a photographer and you like have issues and you're super hot I don't know I'm just like I had a few days where I was like wait I need to stop listening to him and watching him because I'm like legit just like obsessed right now and the only thing I dislike about Kaylan, which you guys know about me, is that I don't like filler faces and she totally has a filler face. And I don't think there's a need for it. It's like you're a hot, young, cute girl with

nice facial features to begin with. Do you really need more fillers and giant cheekbones and giant lips and like this shiny face that doesn't move? Like, and lips that are stiff. Like no. But for some reason, I less dislike her than Cassie. For some reason, I feel bad, but I dislike Cassie. I don't know why. I dislike her because I just feel like the whole thing with Colton was like inauthentic and that she was coerced into having a relationship with him. And she also has a filler face, but she has like, I don't know,

it looks even worse on her because I think she was even prettier to begin with or some shit. And her filler face doesn't move. They all look the same. I've seen pictures of Caitlin Bristow that I thought were Kalin. Like, it's just become an epidemic like I talk about. It's too fucked up. And again, I'm not saying if you have wrinkles, I think fillers, like, correct me if I'm wrong, were meant to be. Like, if you have wrinkles in your face and it's like a crease and you want to fill them.

So there's not that wrinkle. Not to, like, make your cheekbones 17 times the size that they were. And also when Cassie does, like, ads, I fucking cringe. I don't know why. Who's this boy? Okay, new news this week was that Selena Gomez dropped not one, but motherfucking two songs. One of them called I Needed to Lose You to Love Me, which if it doesn't say, dear Justin in there, that's the only thing it doesn't say. Because it is to Justin.

There are lines like, A, I needed to lose you to love me, which makes sense because A, we know that she lost him because he's officially married. But all the words, like, I saw the signs and ignored it. We'd always go into it blindly. I needed to lose you to find me. This dance, I guess, them going back off and on. It was killing me softly. I needed to hate you to love me. It's just like, oh my God, I got fucking goosebumps.

I gave it my all and they know it. You promise the world and I fell for it. Now the chapter is closed and done. And now it's goodbye. It's goodbye for us. Oh my God, you guys. So it's a beautiful black and white video where Selena's looking gorgy-borgy

and she really is so cute and I'm really, really happy for her to be closing this chapter with a pretty little bow. That's what she said in a radio interview. I think that this needed to happen. She needed to put out a song about J.B. Because it's official now. You know, it's on and off for years

they always came back to each other and now he's married, so they can't do this dance anymore, you know, it's done. Then it was really exciting because a few hours later she came out with like a boppy song. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. They won't leave my fucking brain also for a J-B. Lyrics such as they fell in love one summer, a little too wild for each other, shiny till it wasn't, feels good till it doesn't. It was her first real lover, his two, till he had another.

oh god when she found out trust levels went way down of course she was sad but now she's glad she dodged a bullet took a few years to soak of the tears but look at her now watch her go she even said in a radio interview that these two songs like i said wrap up that chapter of her life in a pretty little bow but that the best is yet to come meaning her new album is going to be even better and i can't imagine it because these two songs are already stuck in my head and i can't go to sleep with them I'm not, look at me now. It's also like boom in your face. Like the first song is Lose You to Love Me. And now that she's over that, it's look at me now. I'm doing better. And I really, really hope she is. And I fucking love it.

It was a weird and I feel like just not real moment when Haley Baldwin posted that day that she's listening to this song called I'll Kill You, which again, how she didn't get Shadow Band. I'm scared to say the word kill. I was going to post something today that said buzzkill and I didn't. Like that's how fucking petrified I am. So she put up that she's listening to the song, I'll kill you. And of course there was speculation if that's kind of in response to Selena's new songs.

Because I mean, I could see it being uncomfortable for you to be married to someone and him having such a famous and such a loved ex and such a like, you know, an important ex. you know, that was for so many years on and off, and then for her to publicly write songs that are obviously about him, it probably doesn't feel good. Probably feels a little weird. But I don't think Haley is that type of person to freaking, you know, threaten to kill someone

or even allude to it. Selena did say in an Instagram live that she's so grateful for the response of the song, but she won't stand for women tearing other women down, so please be kind to everyone. She said, please be kind. I don't like seeing people being disrespectful or rude other people so please don't do that um basically saying to jelina fans to lay the fuck off haley because

poor baby like there are some people that really don't like her for justin and you know what my hunch feeling is that she's so good for him that she's this like angel baby that like you know that selina wasn't i think selina was also into the drug scene and also you know got naughty and i think haley is this really wholesome christian girl who just seems like an angel i don't know i'd marry her for reals. And I think Haley actually showed some kind of support via liking a

picture of Selena that her friend Raquel Stevens posted with Selena and wrote celebrating. So Haley liked it. Isn't that nice? Ain't that nice? In other news, Felicity Huffman was released from prison

after like two fucking seconds. After all this drama and this entire college freaking scandal she was in there she took the picture in the freaking uniform once and she is out of there so I mean that's that I do want to talk about my emoji for a second because like it's really important to me and I really can't get a emoji that looks like me so if you have any tips to how like I actually can look like myself I just feel like I don't and it's really upsetting and just every time I try to edit my emoji it gets like worse and worse and worse and

worse and worse. And just like is something that is really upsetting me in my life. That's it. That's all we have for today. I do want to hear from you guys about this podcast. I want to know if, if you dig it, if me just kind of ranting to you guys about everything that's gone on this past week feels good and yummy to you. And, you know, we always change it up. Then sometimes like this, sometimes we'll bring on cisterers, sometimes we'll have on guests and we keep it interesting over here. And that's it. I love you guys. Thanks for tuning in.

And thanks to The Podglomerate for producing and editing my show. And I will see you guys next Tuesday.