Not Skinny But Not Fat - Emrata’s baby hold and Kanye’s bday

Episode Date: June 15, 2021

Amanda talks about Kanye’s first bday without Kim, the Khloe gallon water bottle scandal, KRAVIS blood vile, EMRATA’S baby hold, and the new Bachelorette. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privac...y Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The following podcast is a dear media production. Hey, Sidel Curry Lee here. So can we all agree that mental health is okay to discuss and doesn't have to be so taboo? Life throws curveballs at us on a daily, and the least we can do is cater to the relationship that we have with ourselves. So catch a new episode of my podcast, Because Life, every Wednesday, to hear me and a mental health professional go there. As we dive deep, be vulnerable, probably cry, and definitely laugh to discuss issues we all battle that become part of our mental health journey. Look, I get it. Life is hard.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Talking about it together can make it a little bit easier. Tune in every Wednesday, wherever you get your podcasts. This is Amanda Hirsch from the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. You might know me from Not Skinny Bonifut on Instagram, where I spend my time talking about reality TV, celebrities, everything happening, and pop culture. I also talk to some of our favorite celebs and reality TV stars. talk about what's going on. Tune in every Tuesday and just feel like you're talking with your best friends in your living room. Hi, guys. It is me, your host, Amanda. Today, I am actually Solico. I feel like I just have
Starting point is 00:01:20 so much to talk about with like pop culture and celeb stuff that's going on. And it's like, why do it in 15 seconds stories that end and cut me off after four frames when I can do it here and yap your freaking ear off and have a fucking conversation with my best friends. So, so much going on, you guys. But let's start with like me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Okay, so this weekend I went away with my family. We went to the Sagamore Lake George. It was fucking beautiful. Only when I got there did I realize that a vacation with a baby is not called a vacation. How is I supposed to know that? What fucking handbook was I given when I got pregnant when I was born, whatever, that said, like, no, bitch, it's not a vacation anymore. It's called a trip. Like, who knew? Like, I didn't fucking know that. I was like, oh, vacation. Hashtag vacation. And, like, yeah, my mom was there. But my mom, and she's the most amazing thing alive, I freaking love her. She's not like a full-time grandma. And, like, nor probably will I be. Like, I'm also about living my life.
Starting point is 00:02:27 She also wants to get a tan. So, like, as much as she's amazing with, like, kissing and loving and she, she's the best mom freaking ever. But, like, she wants to live her life. Like, she wants to lay by the pool. She wants to get on the boat. My sister and my brother-in-law rented, like, a boat and did, like, the water skiing. My mom got on it. I was like, no, probably.
Starting point is 00:02:44 I'll just stay here with Noah. So, so it's like, it's not like the trips that the Kardashians take and they travel with the kids, but they have 17 nannies. So it's soups different. because like could I tan? No. Do I have a mom tan equaling in a one piece bathing suit tan line from being in the pool and like hopping up and down while Noah's in his like blow up thing with it? I mean, it's just a different life. It's a new life. Who does? And but you know what? It still did give me like the peace of mind, you know that comes with just leaving the city. People that live in the city know like A, the city is freaking awful in the summer. It's like walking behind a bus just like your entire day. And there's no. And there's no. water source to exit to unless you drive to like queens or I don't know deep in Brooklyn and go to an ugly beach with you know dirty sand so you know just leaving the city and seeing green and lakes and views and at some point the baby fucking goes to sleep and that's when you can have a fucking glass of wine and look at the view and chill the fuck out
Starting point is 00:03:49 so it was really amazing and much fucking needed and thanks for your support and me vacationing. I want to talk about so many things, you guys, because I cannot deal with the fact that it was Kanye West's birthday, which sometimes I'm like, oh shit, Kanye's a Gemini. Like, duh, Kanye is a Gemini. Just like realizing people's astrological science because I'm not super into that, but like just because I'm a Gemini, I know what a fucking crazy as bitch a Gemini is. And I'm like, oh, Kanye is a Gemini. That makes sense. Obviously, we were all waiting to see what Kim's post is going to be for him, if at all. So it's starting. with Chloe's post. She posted a picture of her, Tristan, Kim and Kanye in the water. Now, Kanye was with a T-shirt, which is like kind of weird, you know, me at summer camp vibes a la 1994. But she wrote a really cute thing. She was like, Brother for Life. And Kim commented with a fucking balloon. Outerama. That fucking broke my heart. I was like, wait, is Kanye getting a fucking balloon under Chloe's post for Kanye's birthday? But like, we should give Kim more props for that because we know the Kardashians are loyal fucking bitches till the end.
Starting point is 00:05:01 They're right or die shit. So she ended up posting like a picture of the whole family and wrote like, love you for life. But like the you, just the letter you, which like if I was a linguistics expert of like whatever, I'd be like not even using the Y. Oh, like think about you texting a guy that like you are thinking like, oh, should I write like the full you or just like you, the letter. So it was like, love you for life.
Starting point is 00:05:26 exclamation toots friends vibes totes divorce vibes I mean we know they're going divorce so it's still it's not like an Easter egg thing but it's still just shocking when you're like it's sad because I looked back at you know her post two years ago and like he was her husband and she loved him and it didn't work out and it is really sad you know even in the episode of keeping up
Starting point is 00:05:45 where she cries to her sisters and is just like saying how she feels like a failure that it didn't work you know for the kids I just can't say kids without saying kids like Courtney so it's really sad. And then, you know, poor fucking Chloe, listen, I posted the other day. You guys remember the gallon water bottle that I bought that I'm a fucking idiot and didn't know that it would arrive like half of my body and I returned it. But Chloe actually started this kind of trend. Well, maybe it was TikTok, so don't ask me about that. But Chloe got me to know what it was.
Starting point is 00:06:18 So a gallon water bottle that says like, keep going. You can do this all day so you finish a gallon with her giant like fingernails and I don't know what it didn't look that big but when it arrived in my freezing self like literally it was all of me that's what it felt like so I was like I am not lugging this shit around I will pour my water out of my Britta and like whatever but then I had FOMO because everyone was getting it and doing this challenge that I actually bought the half a gallon size so you can do that just to feel not left out but anyway so Chloe was posting that everyone literally got it because of her she she literally was just influenced us and then yesterday without thinking she just came on instagram she popped on you know with a filter gazillion and was like hey guys like love that you all are getting this bottle because of me but like i saw a lot of you are pouring actual water bottles like plastic water bottles into this reusable bottle and like that's not the vibe it kind of irks me like that's not the point this is supposed to be like a sustainable vibe not only like a drinking a lot of water vibe. Obviously, Twitter
Starting point is 00:07:25 Ganneth Wild, which is like, I don't know. Like, can't... Okay, so Twitter went wild, obviously saying, are you fucking kidding us? Chloe, you're the giant hypocrite. You do, you know, you throw every birthday party with a gazillion balloons that destroy the environment.
Starting point is 00:07:41 You fly on private planes all the fucking time, you know, jet fuel a la fucking gazillion. Who are you to tell us about water bottles and pouring them in? So do I get the point? of that. Yes. Do I get it? Totally. But like my vibe, which a lot
Starting point is 00:07:57 people are like, you're just like, Kardashian defender. They can do it not wrong. No. It's actually just that like, is she not doing everything she could possibly do to reduce her environmental footprint? A hundred. Could she fly coach or even just like
Starting point is 00:08:13 on a plane with other people to save in like the fuel going into the sky, air, atmosphere, earth? A hundred. But like she's specifically talking about the water bottle. She wasn't shaming water bottle buyer. She was just saying, you guys, the point of this is to this. So, like, let's try to do that. At least it's a step in the right direction. At least she's getting other people to do it. You know, it's small step for Chloe, giant step for mankind, small
Starting point is 00:08:40 step for Chloe, small step for all of us copying Chloe. And it can make some kind of impact. I mean, I try to recycle. You know, I fucking try to recycle. Like, does that mean I don't use a plastic straw sometimes? is yeah, I use a plastic straw. Like, yes, Chloe is on a greater scale because of the private jets and the balloons and whatever. But then I got a message from like a balloon vendor that worked with them and said that they're biodegradable balloons, which like I secretly want to believe. So I'm just going to go with that.
Starting point is 00:09:06 And I posted like a leave cocoa alone because I don't think we understand like how much fucking hate and criticism Chloe gets, specifically even Chloe, I feel like all fucking day. Like she literally has to defend her face, her body. relationships like you know now didn't she send a season desist to like that alleged baby mama of like another tristan baby like it's just like her life is so much and she still tries to lead with kindness which i totally get the vibe like she just like post these inspo quotes which like i get why now she just wants to be like if i lead with kindness maybe other people will follow suit and not be dicks and like
Starting point is 00:09:45 i don't really go on twitter but i saw to see what people were saying about the water bottle all i saw was like and she's fucking Michael Jackson and like what is her face and literally like she was using an Instagram filter like yeah one of those excessive ones that I also don't really like but like obviously she didn't fucking get facial surgery she's not changing her face every day she's not buying a new face every day it's just wild to me the people say that and don't realize it's a filter and like yeah did she have work done is she getting Botox fillers or she probably get you know as fat implanted should they not be you know the role model to look up to as young girls or even young women or even women. Yes, but like
Starting point is 00:10:26 we don't need to then tear a person apart. I really, really believe that Chloe is a good person and she doesn't deserve it. But like I said earlier, she out of the whole family was the first that posted for Kanye and Kim posted the balloon and then one commenter wrote, it doesn't even make sense. These trolls don't even make sense. She wrote, I'm sorry Kim. The whole brother for life thing is too petty for me. Your sister bond should be much more strong than feeling the need to say that. Your divorce was so hard on you. Even the picture is just on called for it. There's so many other pictures. Google could have been her friend. This wasn't cute, but I'm glad you're being strong through it. Basically like defending Kim as if Kim, this troll is assuming that Kim is on bad terms
Starting point is 00:11:07 with Kanye, which obviously this person doesn't know the Kardashians because they wouldn't be on bad terms with their baby daddies and someone they were in such a long, loving relationship with. Nor would Chloe posed a picture of the four of them. If Kim wasn't cool with that person, like, what? Like, get a life. So Chloe writes back, which I loved. I feel like she's just fucking fed up. Chloe wrote, why are you even commenting on something you know nothing about?
Starting point is 00:11:29 You don't think me and my sisters talk about one another's feelings. We are with one another every day. This is my family, not yours. Don't comment as if you know unless you actually know weirdo. So it was the weirdo for me. Like, yes, that needs to fucking be said. Weirdo because A, you spelled every word wrong in like her comment. the comment was entirely unnecessary. It made no sense. It has no relationship to the fucking present or the reality. So it just pissed me off. And I'm glad Chloe spoke on it. Okay, guys, you know when you go to shop online and you get to the checkout page and there's a field that says promo code, but you don't have one and you are like, should I search the entire internet looking for one? Or should I just pay this and have this little blank promo code field taught me?
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Starting point is 00:14:00 without making any extra effort. You're welcome. I just want to tell you guys that I'm personally offended. Like, okay, my first podcast with Jackie Schimel two weeks ago where I told you guys first about Courtney responding to my DM, which I go, oh my God, I died. Oh my God, I died. oh my god I died hyperventilated like spasms aneurysms like how do you go on with life like how do you move the fuck on
Starting point is 00:14:23 and the fact that she was so sweet and the fact that she was like I don't know it was just listen but you guys I'm realistic I don't think we're going to be best friends I don't like so many people were like get on a fucking flight tell her you're in LA like no I don't actually believe she's going to shake salads with me like of course I'm going to keep manifesting but like I'm not going to show up at her double gate and be like hey babe I got us like a chicken agent salad from health and that are you ready like no like no i understand that she's being nice i understand that she probably likes me and appreciates my love for her and yes she said she finds me hilarious but like i'm gonna be realistic it's gonna be really hard to transition from
Starting point is 00:15:02 this like fandom and like i'm not gonna stop i'm not gonna all of a sudden you guys change don't worry i'm not changing on you i'm not gonna all of a sudden pretend that like i'm not the same fucking dumb bitch that like you know is courtney's you know um fan page but anyway so i told you guys about on the jacky shimmel episode we all freaked out like loved it then i literally continue the conversation on my episode with pia last week which you know fucking ended in the fact that she told me to come to l-a and shake salads with her i fucking die and then you know you guys since then it's like i'll see her little face on the bottom of my stories just like watching my stupid shit and i'm like it's almost like when you see your crush watching and you're like oh my god i can't believe these
Starting point is 00:15:45 on that i'm buzzed and that but like i can't think like that because then i wouldn't be able to do what i do so it's just like it is what it is and another funny thing that happened this week in the kardashian world adjacent is that stef shop posted her second workout of the day and then she tagged me and wrote second workout of the day sorry not skinny enough fat which like literally skull emoji because obviously they're seeing that i'm making fun of the two workouts a day and obviously I'm in the talks and obviously we're all dying over it and hashtag bless for reals because in my wildest dreams did I ever think it would like get around there and it just feels really nice that like you know they can be in on the joke
Starting point is 00:16:27 which is part of what I fucking love about them you know what I mean but anyway in Kravis world they continue to be two fucking humor for words which I can't deal with the latest thing was that first of all Travis's Instagram activity you guys will not cease to blow me away like if you would have asked me before I started following Travis which I hadn't before Travis
Starting point is 00:16:48 I would have been like oh he for sure like pops on just for like promoting his tours or like maybe posting his kids birthdays but like did I think he was a basic chuggy bitch on Instagram every single day reposts every single
Starting point is 00:17:05 post he's tagged in including stories and posts like even if you post something with him like a friend of his obviously not like a fan whole like post re-share it on his story so like he's such a chug on instagram he does boomerings he does like selfies he does his pout which like i think i posted like a throwback to his yearbook and like he's been pouting since these 70s okay like pouting pouting which i really still can't decide you know how he posted that tic-tok of about megan fox and m gk where like this chick was like are they really hot or is she carrying all the all the weight of the hotness on her back do her knees heard because she's so fucking hot for the both of them
Starting point is 00:17:51 so that's what i'm wondering about cravis like am i so obsessed with them because i'm obsessed with corny and i think corny's like the hottest thing alive and like she makes both of them super hot and whatever no okay this is it i know that Travis is lovely i know that he's such a lovely person. So I'm obsessed with that. I'm obsessed with the fact that he's good for Courtney. And I'm obsessed with the fact that he like loves his kids. We know he's a good dad for meeting the Barkers. We know he's obsessed with Courtney. Am I attracted to him? That is my question. I'm still not sure that I want to, that I would want to have sex with him. Like without Courtney there. Like Thruple? Yes. Just me and I mean, let's be honest. Yes. I would because he's probably insane in the in the membrane and the bed.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Yeah. Okay. Okay. But anyway, so Cravis. I mean, Travis posted a blood vile, says that his date of birth, and Courtney reposted it. So now he's not only posting, reposting, whatever. He's also soft tagging, which copyrights go to Carol Radzwell because she made this up. Okay, soft tagging is when you want to tag someone in a story so they can share it, but you don't want their handle to show. So you basically drag it off the screen. Okay. So he soft tagged her in that so she reshared the vial of his blood with a black heart so like what the fuck like what the fucking fuck like i'm really glad you're so in love you're like sharing everything like here for it live for it but you can't do that that's like an easter egg like what is this is this a vampire
Starting point is 00:19:21 facial is this genetic testing for the twins is it a vile of blood around your neck a la angelian jolly who by the way just celebrated her 46th birthday and billy bob thornton or copycats m g And wait, my couple name for them is M-G-K-M-F, who copied that. Which, by the way, can we just talk for one second about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly? Because they, yes, super, super hot all over town. They were just caught on the paparazzi by the paparazzi. They just got into, he got a speeding ticket on his motorcycle. And they were obviously legit, like making out in the corner while getting ran up for the ticket,
Starting point is 00:19:58 which is super hot. And I'm not here for mom shaming. And I know we don't know everything. But like, where are her kids? like where are her beautiful boys because I'm not seeing many of these paparazzi shots and she's legit at every one of his concerts love it live your life but like what's happening also Brian Austin Green aka bag is with Sharna from Dancing with the Stars and they're like super Instagram of fish and they actually seem pretty cute I kind of I kind of ship honestly
Starting point is 00:20:29 I kind of ship so anyway really waiting to see what the violet blood is if my BFF would just tell me we would be super, super, super good. Also, her and Addison hung out again. Courtney and Addison hung out again. And there was a street that was like, you know it's summer when Courtney and Addison are twinning again, which like as much as I love Courtney and you guys know I've grown to love Addison because of her song and I just honestly feel like she's just a good, happy, positive person
Starting point is 00:20:58 and seems like a good role model for girls her age. their friendship still seems bizarre to me and not only because of the age difference also because I always feel like there's something attached to it that seems kind of like transactional. I don't know why. It always seems like,
Starting point is 00:21:13 wait, are you that good of friends, that obsessed with each other, that much in each other's life? Or is there always something kind of like transactional about it? Something that's to do with making money, something that's to do with like a product. I'm not like completely buying that friendship.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Also the matching, I don't know. I just feel like it's a lot and unnecessary. And it's not something I can get down with or would get down with aside from when I was like 12. So see, I'm not like blind in love. I don't have my pink glasses on. There are things that I still don't ship even about, even about Courtney. Honestly, you guys.
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Starting point is 00:24:06 Basically, he got the payout, the eight-figure payout, which took me two days to figure out that that means like 10 million, like double-digit millions and not, I was like 100 million. People say it's probably like 25 million, that if he threatened that if he wouldn't get that payout, he would leave and legit blast everything he knows about. the show for the last 17 years, which we can assume that shady shit has gone down and I wish we could have known what the fuck that was because it would have been a lot and the fact they gave him the 25 mil means the like, whoa, like what has gone down? What, what would he have told us? Like, wow. So anyway, he's gone. I know that for Bachelor in Paradise they were saying that they're going to bring in different like guest hosts like David Spade who's hilarious by the way and he does hilarious bachelor commentary every episode as well like I do but he's obviously
Starting point is 00:25:06 hilarious comedian so I know he's going to guest host for Bachelor in Paradise as well and I think reality Steve already posted who's going on Paradise by the way if you guys like that kind of spoiler shit it is out there anyway you guys so the Bachelorette actually exceeded my expectations because I wasn't a huge Katie Stan. I was kind of like, why is she becoming the Bachelorette? Like, what did she do? Her and Matt didn't even have a connection. I don't even think they French kiss.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Like, they had that date, remember that Tyler crashed. And, like, it was the first time we've ever seen Matt happy because he's actually only happy when Tyler sees around. So they had, like, no chemistry. Nothing was going on there. She got kind of, like, a bump in, like, ability because she was, like, going against the bully. that was happening that season.
Starting point is 00:25:53 And that was kind of like, everyone was like, wow, she's so amazing. So it's kind of like the best of the worst kind of vibe, if you know what I mean. But I think that she actually proved that she has a different vibe than most bacheloretts. I think she proved that she has a different vibe than most bachelorette. She's not, you know, the cookie cutter revolve vibes. Like she has her own thing. She's quirky. She's cute.
Starting point is 00:26:19 She's sex positive. Fucking drinking games. when she says sex positive, take a fucking sip, because that's going to be said a lot this season. I think I have some high hopes. There are some cute guys. But as always, you guys, as always, our issue is who's coming for the right reasons? And the answer is, absolutely no one. Because who the fuck goes on the show to find love?
Starting point is 00:26:42 And what hot people can't find love in real life. But most disappointing was Greg Grope, I think his last name is, that we all die. for, which like I hate when I feel so not special when I'm like, oh my God, I love this guy. And then like everyone loves him. Like I'm really not special because literally everyone's obsessed with him. So literally no, like it's, I'm not special. I'm just not special. So there was this really cute guy Greg. Greg Grippo, sorry. Already articles about him all fucking over, e-news, everything because everyone got obsessed with him because he's so cute and so shy and so adorable and he's kind of like that grateful emotional emoji the gen z uses but also we do because
Starting point is 00:27:26 we want to be cool and they hooked up and she gave him the first impression rose and he's so shy and so nervous but then what do we see guys little old gregg grippo went to acting school s pere in in new york city so probs not camera shy probs yes wanting to elevate his acting career Listen, I have been burned too many times by Bachelor Nation. Like, I am not going down that path again. And most likely when we're all, like, really excited about someone and we're like, oh, my God, they're their real deal. They're not.
Starting point is 00:28:03 So I'm literally going to backtrack and say, Greg Grippo has to fucking prove himself now after that acting school. I'm like, oh, my God, you guys. And then you guys in two seconds find his acting, you know, class pick. And I'm like, oh, fuck me in the butt. And I won't be Tyler C. duped again. Like, I won't be thinking this guy is everything and more. He wants babies.
Starting point is 00:28:26 He's one kids. He's just, he just wants kids because all of them is and nephew. No, Greg. You want to be an actor. You want to be famous. Let's move the fuck on, seriously. But anyway, I really do have high hopes. I know Blake M is coming back, which like the rodent, you know, animal life, whatever they gave him.
Starting point is 00:28:45 But I really think Blake is cute. I really, really do. But it is hard because there's such. a crazy thing happening in bachelor nation where on one hand it's like nobody's coming for the right reasons everybody's coming to get famous or advance their career but at the same time we can't take away from bachelor nation that there are couples that find love and end up together i mean that's a real life even dean unglerd okay is with caylin they're so in love they're so happy they bought a house together in las Vegas recently he actually just went on jason tardick's new podcast
Starting point is 00:29:17 which is actually with dear media and he actually spilled all about how, you know, he basically went on the show and on a bunch of seasons to make money because, you know, he wants to live that van life, that traveling lifestyle. The only thing that worries me about Dailan, uh, Dailen, that's their couple name. I really shouldn't be speaking on public platforms with my, you know, lack of sleep due to my baby. But the only thing that worries me about Dailen is, doesn't make sense, is the fact that he's so into like extreme sports and anything too extreme like scares me like if you need to jump out of a hot air balloon every day and like I need to push you for it to be more adrenalinely and like we need to like
Starting point is 00:30:01 crash three motorcycles a day and you need to like back flip off a mountain then like we're going to have issues like a good for Kalin because that's a lot but like how are you going to settle down ever and like be home and watch TV if like you need that kind of shit but I mean, listen, I still ship them and they're aesthetic that I could never have. But anyway, so yeah, I'm looking forward to the season. I think we'll be surprised. I'm not sure that any of the girls from her season, like, wished her good luck or like, where was the love? Where was the love guys?
Starting point is 00:30:38 But speaking of Bachelor Nation, Matt, James, and Rachel Kirkconnell are going strong. there were even at like a game the other day with his mom. I am wondering if he was rubbing both their thighs at the same time. We know he loves a little tie rub for his mom. I wonder if she's like a barb part two. There are kind of barb vibes, a little bit of a little bit of a mommy complex vibe. But it's such a, you know, my husband, like I wouldn't want him as my son because I feel like I want more love than he gives his mom. like, things will make me the same.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I don't fucking want that shit. I want a mad James. I want to let... I want a pilot peed. I want him to be like, mom. Like, I'm sorry. But then again, I know that, like, the son you want isn't the son that the girls want.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Do you get what I'm saying? You know what I mean? Anyway, I'm happy for them. They seem super, super happy. And they overcame their issues, which is great. I hate his beard. He needs to get rid of it.
Starting point is 00:31:39 I'm sure she hasn't died for his beard. I am freaking... sure you guys. Another couple of Bachelor Nation that has been sparking some rumors lately is Zisha, Zach and Tasha, who are like one of my phase because Tasha is just like a ray of fucking sunshine. And Zach is like the realist. He's the only person in on Batchar Nation that I feel like lately came for the right reasons. And he's legit and has a real job and is not trying to be an influencer and is not trying to be on social media and loves his queen. Clarking loves his queen. People were getting worried lately because Tasha was like out and about and like going out.
Starting point is 00:32:13 And, like, she came to New York and she actually wasn't staying with him. It seemed like she was at a hotel or Airbnb. He also didn't post because Tasha and Caitlin Bristow are, like, I love how they're not saying hosting. They're saying, like, helping Katie on the season, which they're cute, right? You guys, like, they're like, giggly. They're like, hey, they're cute. And I really do think Tasha is, like, a ray of sunshine.
Starting point is 00:32:36 I just feel like she's such a positive penny. She's so cute. But so we were getting worried because we were like, wait, Zach didn't post for queen like he didn't congratulate her like debut of like role on the batte red but then i mean we got kind of paparazzi photos from this past weekend where they were in new york together we see her with her ring and stories and with her a z necklace and he just posted some things some event that they were at and she was in the picture with him so i think all is good and i said this on on instagram and i'll say it here i think like
Starting point is 00:33:09 after the show he was trying to do the instagram thing like because of of the show and because of Tasha and be like, you know, commenting on everything she does and Queen Clarkie and whatever. But he's not an Instagram guy. Like he's not Travis Barker. Okay. Like leave him alone. They're good. I have hope and I really do hope that they work out. Turns out everything you think you know about probiotics may be wrong. You hear so much like probiotic in your like tortilla chip. No. The only thing you need to know is seeds daily symbiotic, okay? You want to ease bloating? You want to fix your poop issues? Seed, you guys. Many probiotics can't even survive the trip to your gut, so it doesn't even work. But Seeds
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Starting point is 00:35:31 And I so don't, you know, like I could literally wear a bikini. Everyone should be able to wear a bikini. Everyone can wear a bikini. Just like a personal thing where I was like more comfortable at this point still with one piece. Also, it looks hot. whatever. So you know what I had to deal with? I had to deal with fucking Amrata on her birthday trip because God knows of course she's a fucking Gemini. Thanks for like joining our astrological sign Amrata as well. She was celebrating away with friends but also with her baby
Starting point is 00:35:58 and literally she posed a picture holding her baby by the chokeholds like a bag that you put like you know that you're like holding nonchalantly. I don't even know you guys. It was so wild to see like the baby's head was like literally unsupported and And the baby, I think, is still at the age where the head needs to be very supported. He should be a few months. And it was just wild to see not only because of the unsupported head, which, like, is a whole thing on its own, but also because of the photo, the photo was of Amrata looking hot. Like, there was no need for the baby to be in the photo. She could have handed off the baby.
Starting point is 00:36:35 They were in matching suits. So maybe that's what she was trying to show off. And the caption was, like, best vacation partner, except who are you kidding? Amrata? I was just saying a vacation with a vacation. baby is a trip but I guess not for you because you have help but also like you went to party with your friends and shake your ass on the boat which I've seen stories that are friends posted which is totally fine but the baby came along with the baby is not the biggest part of the trip and
Starting point is 00:36:58 the baby shouldn't even even been in that picture because you were barely holding the baby and what was so wild is like she knew she was going to get shit for the way she was holding the baby but she didn't give a fuck so she just literally disabled comments and was like I don't give a shit that it looks like I'm holding my baby weird I came out really hot as big but you know what, Amrata, you're going to look hot in every single pick, like, every single pick that you take, you'll look good in. Like, you didn't have to post that one. Like, other people, yeah, like, one photo, like, you're like, I need to post it. I don't care that husband's eyes are closed. I don't care that, you know, Noah's naked in the back. Like, don't care. No, like, you'll look
Starting point is 00:37:32 fine in another picture. You didn't have to post that, but she wanted to because that was that important to her. She knew she would get shit. She disabled comments. And it was just wild. Then we saw that. that she actually held her dog like the same exact way like a year ago. I don't know. So her hold is weird. She needs like to take a holding class. I don't know. I've never held Noah like that. And
Starting point is 00:37:55 we all know people that are moms like we know like you hold your baby in the weirdest ways like over your shoulder like under you like tucked under your armpit like all this kind of shit. But like the way she was holding the baby never held the baby. The baby just seems like an accessory to her bod. the most baffling and the most mind-boggling thing about it is like she keeps on saying she you know that she don't reduce her to a body i mean she doesn't say that somebody
Starting point is 00:38:21 annoying on instagram said it but she doesn't want to be reduced to a body except like all she posts is her body which is like great but like don't then be like my body like what do you like we get it you're also a writer you're also a philosopher activist that you know contradicts yourself every day but anyway she's a riot i you know am just in awe of her content. I'm in all of her content. And it's for me, like personally, as long as you know, the baby safe, it's mostly amusing. Like, obviously I have no ill feelings towards her. But it's so wild to me how so many people kind of agree with me. Like, if I told you my DMs from so many celebs and so many people like in the industry who are like, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:39:05 like she's the worst and shit like that. I'm like, wow, she really doesn't have like a good rep, except she's really close with Amy Schumer. which kind of makes an issue because Amy Schumer is really close with Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Lawrence is married to Cook Maroney who I think is the guy that owns the nude of hers that was sold by someone else that isn't her that she then had the whole owning her image thing. So anyway, there's bad blood there.
Starting point is 00:39:38 We forgot to talk about the fact that Gaps collab with Kanye had their first debut of a blue puffer in June, not so sure about the timing, kind of wild. It's sold out, I think, and it's ugly. So I don't know, those $200, but literally anything he does, like anything he fucking does, like just works. And Gap committed fully. They deleted all their Instagram.
Starting point is 00:40:07 They changed them, like, profile pick on Instagram to Yeezy. so they're in it to win it. They're like, we're with Kanye till the end. Speaking of Kanye, you guys, breaking fucking news, him and Irene shake were seen together celebrating his V-Day in fucking Paris. Oh, my fucking God. Des Mois posted, I'm always like shocked that Des Mois's like tips that she gets that sound the most like, oh, what?
Starting point is 00:40:34 Like, we haven't seen anything about. We don't know anything like turned out to be true. like Irina and Kanye out of the blue together in Paris. They seem to be more than friends. I mean, honestly, not friends, right? You guys. So, fuck. Like, how does Kim feel?
Starting point is 00:40:50 What there should their couple name be? Should it be Karina or Irene? Anyway, he looks really, really happy. So I'm like happy for him. But I'm also kind of like, you know, Kim's my OG. So like, how does Kim feel? It's kind of freaking shocking. Also, J-Lo, another tip that DeMois got, that I guess, that was Ben Affle, because it was like, who's an A-Lister that is looking at schools at the same school as her, for her kids that her boyfriend's kids go to.
Starting point is 00:41:22 She's really trying to get them in at the last moment. I was like, oh, my God, it's totally Jennifer for, you know, Ben Affleck, wanting her kids to go where Ben Affleck got and Jen Garner's kids go. And it is, it looks like she from Miami is going to, you know, live in L.L. maybe half of the time, but she's definitely looking to be closer to Ben, which is wild. I know so many people think it's a PR stunt because to kind of get the heat off, like, A-Rod situation to maybe spin the narrative that he, like, didn't fucking fuck her over and, you know, disrespect the queen that is J-Lo by Instagram, DMing a bunch of blonde reality stars or just blondes. But yeah, speaking of PR stunt, a variety article just came out that Army Hammer is in rehab for a week already.
Starting point is 00:42:11 That screams a little PR son to me. Like, he's off the drugs and he's like, fuck, like the past few months were a blur. I need to do some damage control, like enter rehab. So it says he's supported by his wife, Elizabeth Chambers, which is she's so fucking sweet. I really wish that woman all the bad she's been through so much and wonder, you know, was doing drugs we've seen it like i don't know if you guys remember somehow the daily mail i think he was posting like videos of him doing like crystal meth or like something equivalent to that on his like do you remember on his like finsta like destructo 86 oh my god what a time to be alive that was you guys
Starting point is 00:42:49 it took me fucking back so fucking wild anyway so we'll see if like army hammer will be resurrected or like what the fuck is going to happen you know if he's going to be able to make a comeback what's going to happen with the allegations against him. I don't know, guys. Holly fucking weird. Anyway, you guys, thank you for listening. I love you so much.
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