Not Skinny But Not Fat - Fashion, Family & Kourt Konvo Update w/ Pia Baroncini

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

I’m talking to creative director of LPA and health and wellness influencer, Pia Baroncini who’s about to pop her baby out any minute! we discuss her hot Italian husb, her father that passed, how she got to where she is today in fashion and part 2 of my konvo w/ Kourt!!! Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Baricini, yeah. Say it again? You say it? Barincini. Barantini. Do you, I feel like whenever we talk, you just giggle at me right away. I have, well, you're so funny. I also, my pregnancy has given me a jolly giggle that I've never had before.

Oh, I think I had that. Wait, first thing's first. Started like four months ago. First things first. Should I be calling you fucking Pia or Lara? Oh, Pia, Pia, Pia. Does everyone call you Pia? Yeah.

I don't know why my mom named me Lara Pia. It's just dumb fucking move. Every day I'm like, what were you thinking? And then when I was in preschool, I was like, I'm not Laura. I'm Pia. So I've just always been Pia. Oh, so it wasn't like, oh, fashion industry vibes. Like this sounds cool.

It was like preschool. yeah you're gonna giggle the whole podcast I'm gonna giggled I tried to keep it in I rebranded in preschool yes oh my god well good to know

because I had well everyone gets this and there's so many memes about it that like names are like when we spoke the whole podcast I was like

Pia Pia because we did your podcast and then I literally woke up in the middle of the night being like what if she goes by Lara no I go by P I don't even know

who Laura is that's so wild to even associate my entity with Lara. I mean, you're not a Lara. I should just take it off my Instagram, actually. Well, it's your brand. LPA. I would, yeah, but that wasn't like the first name I picked. Like, LPA was like the 15th name on the list. It was like the only one that passed legal. Stop. Yeah, picking a name for a brand is insane. There's every name. There's a million, a hundred million brands. So what was your, the first pick? I wanted to call it Valin. because my middle name is Valentina

and I just like pictured this girl whose name was Valin who was like really cool and like dressed cool and like what her life would be like Oh my god she okay so you are such an enigma to me Lara Pia Arrubio Bonalini is because

you're like super real super like unfiltered super raw super this and then you have this brand LPA which is gorgie bourgy but it's like kind of Revolvie vibes, which is like Val-en, which is like, oh, Revolve, a fish owns it. Oh, what a boss, I don't think I'm allowed to say that.

That's chugy. But like, that's girl boss shit owned by Revolve. Thank you. Damn. Was that like an exit? That's like a startup exit, basically. No, that was the deal. That was the, I was going to go work at Zara and, like, announced on Instagram that I was

moving to Spain and write. who runs marketing at RuPaul was like we are doing all these in-house like private label brands and they're performing really well. We would love for you to be the creative director of one of them and you have like total control. And it's just like under our umbrella. That's okay. So this is what I hate when people on the podcast make things sound that they came super easy because I'm sure like you know what I mean. Well she's been watching me. I'd been like I worked at Reformation for seven years. Like I started the Reformation Instagram.

Like I was the designer for Reformation. Wait, so you're a designer at trade? I went to Parsons for design and marketing. So I started at Reformation doing marketing and social. And then I was styling the photo shoots. And then the owner, another Israeli Jew. Of Reformation, it's an Israeli Jew. Jew, who's the owner? Okay. And she was like, you have a really good design sense. It's like,

once you know your customer, that's like the difference between all of this is like when you know your customer and you know what she listens to and what she eats and where she hangs out, you know what she wants to wear. So that's like, people will be like, oh, you're not like sewing and draping and I'm like, no, I'm not sewing and draping. I'm sketching and I'm having samples made because I don't need to like, I'm not like putting music on and lighting candles and being like, you know, touching the air and being like, what's the vibe today? I'm like, okay, like this like data tells me that like middies that go off the shoulder are going to like peak in July. So here's like 15 versions of that. That's like, yeah, that's like a

merchandising. Like, people don't know. Like, I feel like to me, I probably at some point in my life thought I could do so many things like go into pottery or like whatever. One of the things was probably like fashion merchandising, which I probably thought was just me at a fashion show being like this, this. And people don't know that it's like the hardest, most Excel based like shit ever. Yeah, that's what people like when like all these accounts on the internet like criticize

fashion brands or say this or say that, it's like, there's so many people making so many decisions. Like, if you want a business to thrive, it's a fucking business. And so, like, everything comes, has to come from numbers. But, like, I design, I mean, we like sketch and it's beautiful and I go vintage shopping and we pick out trims and I design fabrics and, I mean, I grew up painting and I could just come. I have a little bit, I'm just like creative. So, but I also know what my girl wants to wear valen like are you valen or is she like the dream you do you know what i mean dream me dream you yeah because you don't because i've been in sweatpants for a year right because that's what i'm saying like that's what's so unique about you is that like you design for valen and you could

pull off valent yet you're like a swearing italian like yeah you know you have I mean, not that it's like a surprise that we're like multifaceted humans, but I think that it's just like it really is, you know, you're not the typical revolve around the world. Hashtag. No. Have you gone to revolve around the world trip? Yeah, I feel so crazy. They're so fun. Like, well, what's crazy is like seeing it from the outside and then going, like those, everyone on that. trip is working so fucking hard, like all those girls, like, they're there for work.

So, like, all those girls, like, wake, like, they're done with their content. Like, by noon, they've, like, been up for the sunrise, like, shot fucking 15 looks, like, with their team, like, it's so wild, like, to see that side of it, to see, like, the work that goes into everything. It's really impressive, but I'm definitely, like, in a quarter. Yeah, like, you have to not be cynical, I feel. Like, like, I went to one event that, like, my revolve is, like, Bravo, you know? And so I went to, like, a Bravo event.

And they're like, they're like, okay, time for, like, content creation. And, like, I'm like, like, what does that mean? Like, what, like, I was, like, pretending to take photos. Because I feel like, yeah, there are people that, I mean, yeah, it's like our job or whatever. But, yeah. Yeah, it's their job. I mean, they're shooting editorials. essentially, they're like there to shoot content. So, and then Revolve has an amazing team that will

say like, like, they like pre-plan the content that they want before the trip. And so they'll like ping all the girls that are there and be like, okay, like, I need you this hour this day. And let's do this. And they like, and those girls are working 24 hours a day. It's like a young team of just like amazing girls. And they're just like constantly shooting. And then they'll go, they call it like their war room, like whatever hotel we're staying at. have like a war room for all the girls and they'll bang out and like get on their phones and make like beautiful videos and add music and edit and da-da-da and a graphic designer will be there and then like they'll get all their content and then everyone parties like a motherfucker

together so you guys don't underestimate the hot chicks going on revolve around the world no it's it's like actually and that's why there are times where I'm like oh I see how this looks from the outside but there are times where I'm like where people will just like troll and I'm like this is like what this is like a full fucking job like and you're here looking at it because it is like what people want to look.

Yeah you're saying yeah like you're saying the complete like final thing but it probably took a gazillion hours so many people worked on it. But that's amazing Pia because like you so you were about to go to Spain to do what a Zara. Design.

Design. What age was this all happening for you? You're now like my... This was five years ago. Oh, this all started five years. Maybe almost. Well, August will be six years. You're a Leo, huh?

I'm a Scorpio. My husband's of Leo. Oh, right. He's right. Oh, DeVide, every time. Every time. I feel like you get that a lot. So Pia is married now officially to DeVide.

He's right here in the corner. Oh, my God. Don't embarrass me. I can see. He can't hear you, but I can see. It's chest. tear and he's picking out a watch. He's trying to decide what watch he wants to wear with his outfit today. Wait, is he not smoking a cigar like with an open... The cigar is like in his,

in his car ready to go. In his like open Jeep thing, Wrangler, just like fucking... How did you get... We were talking about this on your podcast, but I want my people to know too. It's like, so you, first of all, there's so many things I thought about since our first conversation. First of all, you are so open on Instagram and you've shared things from fertility to your life with DeVide the fact that you broke up what happened when you I mean you you do share a lot

but you do have this like love hate relationship where you told me like like Instagram but at the same time like you are sharing with the people we do you and also what you said to me was so true because we were talking about how you know they're the people that suck on the internet but then there are people that are amazing on the internet. Wait, so I've thought about it so many times. So we were like, we love our internet

friends. Yeah. Yeah. And because you said, because you're super pregnant, you're due fucking next week. And you, after we like complained about internet people a lot, we were like, wait, we need to give them fucking credit because they're amazing and they're better friends to us than our actual friends. And you were like saying how none of your actual friends are like, you know, into your pregnancy, checking up. Meanwhile, internet friends are like final countdown. Literally like every day. They're like, someone messaged me yesterday. I was like, I wake up every morning like, did she give birth? Aw.

I know. Doesn't that warm your cold stone heart? Yes. And the other night I had like a something happened with like another, like we, I had like a pregnancy meltdown that was triggered by like a friendship thing. And I was crying in bed and I was like, no, I was like, I feel like I have like no. And by the way, like every time I talk to someone who's about to give birth or like, oh, I went through this where you just like being. Like, being a mom for the first time can be really isolating. Like, it's hard to find someone who's on your same page.

Like, it's totally normal and I feel better now. But I was fully crying and I was like, I have no friends and nobody even cares. And I kept saying, thank God for my internet friends. Thank God. My husband's like, that's really weird. But let me tell you, like, the amount that you can feel from an internet friend is wild because it's, even wilder that this person doesn't know you is so invested in your life, so happy for you genuinely, like genuinely.

And I think people get invested in, you know, people like you is because you are sharing, you know, not only revolve around the world, but you're going to make me stop doing that. But everything, like very personal things. And that's why when you told me, I'm going to like go up Instagram one day, I was like, no, you're not. I do have a, yeah, I do have like a unique desire to be like, oh, I'm going to tap out one day. But then it's also like, I'm always going to have my own businesses and like, how are they going to get promoted? I know, but then we talked about you being businessy.

And then I was saying to you, but that's not true because you're not only using it for business. Like I said, you're sharing, you know, making spaghetti with, with divide. And are you on a rolling ball? You're going to give birth. You're going to let legit give birth in a second. Yeah, Tuesday. I'm trying to induce naturally like Monday. Listen, businesswoman, you can't freaking plan this shit, okay?

No, no, but I'm going to start doing this stuff to like get it going because I feel her so low that I'm like, we need to just like start having sex and like, you know, you know, just like those little like at home things to like try to get like go on long walks and have some sex. Wait, so it's 40 weeks on Tuesday, exactly. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Yeah, I didn't make, I was 38.4. I'm just, it's a rapid, rapid decline. So like three days ago I was cruising and like this morning we took the dog to the park and I was like, ooh, the walk from the grass to the car is hard.

But, but babe, you know what? Like the baby's going to come and then that's way harder. You know what I mean? I know. I know. Well, that's been the thing is I was. I was like, this is, you know, it's been funny is this whole, like, the last, like, this whole trimester, really, my last trimester, I've been like, I'm the happiest right here.

Like, I can feel her inside me. She's safe. I can't hear her crying. She's, like, not yelling at me, but I know that she's in here. This is the safest, nicest moment where she's here, but she's not fucking here because I'm like, fuck when she's here. And so now I'm kind of like, let's just get this shit over with. Like, let me just get this hard part over with.

but it's always just going to be hard forever it's going to be hard that's what's so wild it's like every stage is like a stage and it's so fun it's so this and of course you like take in every moment but it's also like until they're like 25 like when are you so it's why that's what that's I'm saying like enjoy I hate these people but like enjoy the final days you know yeah get your sleep now oh I know literally I can't sleep more if I take a nap during the day I don't sleep at night. So it's not like I can like clock in more sleep and all of a sudden I'm not going to be like tired when she gets here, you know? Do you have a name for her yet? Carmela. It was Davidae's mom's name. She passed away almost three years ago. So we had like

some of some girls names like in our little list. And Carmela was always one of them. And then when we found it, it was a girl like that night. We were like, it's got to be Carmel. It's fun when it's like obvious, you know, because like when you have a name that you just know it, like it's not like, oh, let's make a lit. Like a lot of, I get it. You have to look through books. You have to think about what sounds cool, but a little bit unique, but I too unique. But if you have that name, did you have a backup if it was going to be a boy? Yeah, we already have our boy's names. My, it'll be after my dad or my grandpa. Like I love the name Carlo, which was my dad. Can you imagine like a little boy? boy named Carlo. Oh, my mom. Like, it's so, and I know people are like, oh, that's such a weird old band name. And Carmela, such a weird, like, one of Davy's Italian friends was like, why are you naming her Carmela?

Nobody wants to be named Carmela. I think it's so cute, honestly. I think it's so cute. Except for the fact that it's Tony Sopranos' wife's name, which is a bummer. But also, fuck you, Davida's friend. That was Davide's mom. Like, hello. They, like, I think, like, when you come from Sicily, which is, like, truly, like,

a small island like at the bottom of the boot that like northern Italianers were like that's not even really Italy like your goal like the goal the dream is to like leave the fucking island and like if you're lucky you go to Milan and if you're so lucky you can come to America so I think it's like you know like they gave their daughter like a really American name you know like they're like excited to like raise like a truly Italian American so I think to like for us like like bring it so home in that way. They're like, what are you doing?

Like, why are you? But I mean, I love the name. I think it's chic and I'm going to call her Mella. You guys, I think you know this about me. Like, I suck at like just self-grooming. Like, I'm not the girl that knows how to straighten her hair, do her nails, like all that stuff. But I'm also the girl with a baby that doesn't have time to go to the nail salon.

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No, I know. I'm sorry. But listen, he's smooching you. Okay. I cannot stop thinking about this. I love warmth. then, like, we talked about this, like, that Israelis and Italians have, like, the same vibe. And my husband isn't like that, by the way. I found the only Israeli that, like, doesn't smooch. I don't know. Really don't know how that happened. God israeli managed. I was like, you're not going to smooch me.

That's the vibe. Yeah. Yeah, Dominique was mean to me when we first met. Well, the breakup, see with me. Right. So you keep it. That's what I was saying, like, there were so many times where I'm sure people were, like, dying. But then you're like, no, we broke up.

Like, it wasn't awesome for a minute. I know him on his darkest. his darkest. Like, that's what's kind of cool. It's like, I've seen his dark side. But how did you meet? How did you meet? He was... He DM'd me. Randomly? Yeah. So, like, yeah, this is like almost six years ago, like five and a half years ago. So we, it was, there was a, like, the Explorer page was the popular page. Yeah. And like a selfie popped up of me. And I, it's not like I had so many followers. I don't even know why I was on there. But like, I just got my haircut. And I like, you know, when you get your, it was like, I took, you know, it was like, I took

like a selfie after being like new haircut, whatever. New hair who does. Mm-hmm. And he messaged me, you look interesting. Because his English is bad. Or it was at the time. That sounds like a troll that I would like delete. Yeah.

And I say, I was like gross. So I ignored it. Wait, did you not look at his picture or his profile or anything? Yes, I did. But it's like my like boyfriends before that were like graffiti artists and skateboarders. And so then I looked at his Instagram. page and it's him like in like a fucking 45 piece suit like walking on the street in Milan with like a vespah and a cigar and I was like ugh like what do I even do with that? And also by the

way growing up like being so like American Italian identifying like when you meet a real Italian you realize you have nothing in common with him. Yeah. It's like when Tony Soperno goes to Italy he asks for gravy and they're like, like what are you saying? Like what's gravy? You know, so like I was like I can't even approach this. Like I don't know what that is. I don't know how to speak to this person. Like, what do we talk about? Like, this is crazy. Like, and LPA was, like, about to launch it.

I was like, like, I was partying every night. Like, I was wild. So I was like, I don't know what. And then he said, um... Were people sliding into DMs then? Like, did internet flirt? Oh, they were. Okay.

No, I don't listen. I'm a fucking, my husband scooped me up. 20 fucking, I haven't slid. I haven't slided. I don't know when it started. Okay. Yeah. It was definitely people were.

And, and, and, and, and, I so I ignored him and then he said interesting and like and then I think he said like something like oh like and and maybe complicated like something to like offend me so I would have to like defend myself and then I was like what do you mean and then he was like oh I got her but he was so like listen I had a long day at work like if you want to if you want to talk to me like here's my number like and I was like ugh what he gave you like an Italian and you weren't you like he was like what's at me no he was living in New York at the time. Okay. So he was in Brooklyn. So he was like, WhatsApp me. Did you download WhatsApp? No, because I was like, I don't know about this. And then he ended up being like, just give me your number. And I was in Austin, Texas for my friend's birthday. She's from Texas. And she was like, let's go to fucking Austin for my birthday. So I was like wasted like in Austin, like drunk enough to be like, I remember I was on my friend Mendoza. And she was. And then it was my friend Aaron's birthday. And I was like, dude, this fucking Italian guy from Instagram was calling me.

She's like, babe, that's so weird. And I was like, I know. But like he's so I like sat outside and like smoked a cigarette and like talked to him on the phone. And I was like, whoa, you're like really Italian. He was like, yeah, I'm from Sicily. And I was like, whoa. Cool. Did he know that you were like, do you think he picked up from your like Instagram that you were Italian?

No, I think he's like he was living in Brooklyn. Like how many girls in New York are like, I'm Italian. You know what I mean? Like, wait, were you, but you were living in LA at the time? Yeah. So then we FaceTimed and texts for a month. And then finally I was like, okay, well, I'm like wasting a lot of my time. Like I'm, it would be like, wake up, hi, you know?

Like, it was like an all day talking thing. And I was like, we need to meet. Like, and so he flew out. He took the last flight on a Friday from New York, like finish his work day and like landed at midnight and then took the first flight out on Sunday so he could be at work Monday morning. So he had like midnight, Friday, like all day, Saturday, and then he left Sunday. And he just like came to my house. So was it super hot and sexual? Yeah, it was insane. He turned, we like, I went out to dinner with my friends because I was like, what am I going to

do until midnight? This is crazy. I've been talking to this person all day, every day for a month. And he's about to be here. There's a million ways this could go. And I had like two and a half martinis at dinner and I was like fuck I'm drunk oh my god and I started panicking that I was drunk and I like went home and like had an espresso and drank a bunch of water and then I like got into bed and I was like this is my he was like I landed and I was like here's my address the front door's open like it's the second bedroom in the back and I just like sat there fucking freaking freaking the fuck out and he like walked up to my door in like his beautiful suit with like his leather tote bag and like a, like a garment bag over his shoulder, like a sew it down.

I'm dead. Yeah. It was big. Movie shit. Yeah. And he goes, and I were like, oh, my God, come here and hug me. He's like, no, I want to just look at you from here. It was like so corny.

Ah. And so, so what, can you tell us? I can. I'm loving it. I'm living for it. Give it to me. I'm going to start a ship, a ship page. Can you?

Okay. So, so it was like, were you like, this is the guy I'm going to marry? Well, it's so complicated. There's a million layers to this. Like, it took, it took two years.

Like, culturally, we were at the opposite spectrum, beyond. So it literally, like, so, like, there would be little things that I would do that he'd be like,

this isn't going to work for me. Like, how I would, what was very, interesting is growing up a woman now, and that whole, I'm a boss, you're a boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss thing, which to a Sicilian man is a nightmare. So, like, little things, like, he would come here and, like, I would drive us everywhere, and I would make a dinner reservation, and I would walk in first, and I would say, hi, the reservation is for Pia. Like, he would just be like, this is not going to work

for me. Like I'm not like your boy toy. Like I'm following you around like a fucking idiot. Like I'm a man. Like why like let me like so then he would come and he would rent a car even though I had a car because he's like I'm driving. Like I'm making dinner. Like he would just the dynamic. There was like a power dynamic that was really hard for him. So is that what so did he end up moving to LA for you though? Yeah. I mean it's like such a long story. But then he ended up having to like he like gave up his job and moved here. And had a really depressing, horrible two years of, like, not being able to work because of his green card and, like, missing his mother's death and funeral because he couldn't leave the country, like, a lot of bad stuff. And now this is, like, the first month. Now, like, he opened his store and, like, his brand is doing really well. And he, like, literally is like, this is the first time in, like, two and a half years that I'm, like, happy. It's Gaia Kashmir, right? Mm-hmm. So both of you are, like, fashion people. So he was like a fashion.

Yeah, he was working for Brunella Cuccinelli before. So did you ever think you would date someone like in the same kind of industry as you? Yeah, my like last couple boyfriends, like owned brands and I think that's like the, you know, I've always, I lived in New York for 10 years and then lived here. So I've always kind of been in the same community of people who were like creative and entrepreneurial. So I didn't know it would be. someone that was like so specifically doing clothing but like yeah um i've always like my last

two boyfriends had brands does he like care what you're wearing and it's like no like not brown and black together yeah oh okay really i don't know like sometimes he'll be like that's crazy but i get it you know what he was when we met he was very uptight and like very so i would wear like a lot of his you know it would be cute when i would go to new york and visit him i would wear like a lot of his clothes, but with, like, a heel. I'd wear, like, his, like, he would put, like, his suits on me. So I'd wear, like, a cute, like, baggy suit with, like, a little heel or something. Hey, guys. So I love Storyworth. I've told you guys about it a bunch of times. So many people thanked me because, um, you're not creative enough to think of your own gifts and I have to

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Like, I was just like, our moms would be, like, friends. Like, they're both so cute and pretty and, like, uh, and superficially. I'm just like deciding that because they're cute and pretty, well, you're so beautiful. Your mom must be so beautiful. Like your eyes and your lips and your whole thing. I mean, your mommy just must be so. You're so sweet.

You're my mom. Like I'll, well, I mean, everyone just realizes that you don't watch my stories because you would see my mom and know what she looks like. But we'll forgive you. What do you mean? Yeah, I've posted my mom a bunch. I watch your stories like I set my phone up like a TV and let them play. what are you talking about? But also sometimes you're down to like the littlest dots.

So what I'm saying is your mom is so fucking cute. Is she still living? She was living with you at a point now. Yeah, we all live together. Is she going to stay for the baby? Yeah. We're going to buy. We're in the process of buying the house from her and then she can stay in here. It just depends on money. Like I'd like to build her like a guest house. That is the cutest thing I've ever heard in my life that was my dad's dream always was like because you're living in the house you grew up in yeah this is this is my parents bedroom girl my dad died right here and my baby's room is with my room your dad like even before he passed which i feel like i followed you before and like i don't have a dad like he's alive but like i'm not in touch with him by the way it's great because you could just

like swear on his life if you lie and like you don't care. So just a wild tip for anyone. Yeah, because that's Tommy Day and I. So he's like, I swear on my dad. He's like, I swear on my mother. So I'm like, I swear I'm like, I'm like, lightning's hitting right now. Not my fault.

But your post about your dad. I mean, it's like Jack from This Is Us vibes. Like he, your relationship and how sweet. I love him so much. He was so cool. But I feel like, how do you talk about it? Like, how, like, you're like, he died right there. Like, you're in my...

But, like, you're so... Is it because you deal with, like, your emotions that you're so, like, put, like, healed or, like... I mean, I'm not... I like cry about it all the time. Like, the other day I was in the car. Oh, how did it come up? I can't even remember. But I was like...

I just, like, by myself at a red light was like, how are you not here? And just, like, lost it. Dabody loses it a lot because he... and my dad were really close and they didn't get a lot of time together and like he'll come home like and he like really miss like his dad's far away and like he's just kind of like my dad is more like the dad you know how like some people it's so funny like the dad that you always wanted is sometimes like you just see it in another dad or like even david I met a guy the other day who was like god that would be like I wish he was my dad we have everything in common and then like

it's a guy who hangs out by his store and then he like brought his son and his son clearly like doesn't he was like oh my god like that's his son like his son doesn't care at all about any of the things that he cares about like why like how did he get that dad and I got this dad you know what I like so he's and so my dad is totally like his dream dad and when he's opening the store or like sometimes he'll just like come home and he'll be like your dad would have sat with me like all day at the store like your dad would be so proud like I hung up a sign and like your dad totally would have come and like watch the sign get hung up like your dad would be like smoking a cigarette outside of this door.

Like he's just like, and it's true. Like my brother came and stayed with us last week and he was like, whoa, the house looks like just like how dad would have wanted it. And I was like, I know. Davy Day is like in here making it all feel very chuck. You know, it's really cute. On purpose or do they have actually the same vibes? They have the same vibe.

And my dad was like so raised to be so American Italian and like made this house look like fake Italy. And so we're like, yeah, it's very like, it's very like crossy, right? And like cathedral vibes a little bit. Totally. And David would be like, God, I like see what your dad was doing, like the vegetable garden and like this and that and like how my dad owned like a vineyard at one point. Like, you know, it was like my dad. There's like a tomato area that he built for like, you know, my dad was always like so into food and cooking. And so seeing how much job.

he's like cooking in here and like will always my mama look at me and be like your dad would be in fucking heaven right now like just would be in heaven. So I just feel I think what's more healing is like is like actually just living every day in like honor of of someone.

You know? Like it's not like like every day I'm like he would be so excited. He would be so excited. Everything looks like this. Be so happy I'm having a girl. He would be so happy with everything. Davide is doing he would be so proud of us like so that's like very healing that's so amazing and your mom

I mean another thing so there's Davy day smooching you which gets me your dad posts and when Davy day fucking slow dance tangos with your mom like in the kitchen while pomodoro is cooking like what is a girl yeah but it's very hard like living with her is really gets very challenging I'm sure I mean this was her house for 40 years you know we came in and we're just like, so there's definitely like a lot of layers and levels. I'm only posting the good shit on Instagram. Right. Do you think she's going to date again? Yeah, we're trying to get her too. And I think she's in a place where my dad was like a lot of man, you know, and I think being her age is weird because the men in her dating bracket are like fucking 50 year olds. And she's like

a normal 72 year, a 71 year old mom. So why do you think the people in their bracket are 50 year olds? We know the men her age. Oh, they're looking to like, oh my God, your mom looks amazing.

She is gorgeous, but these guys want, yes, but these guys want like, like I put her on, I made a bumble for her on my phone. And like in these men's bios was like, no one above 60.

It's disgusting. And they look like death. Yeah. I'm like, you're not even fucking hot, so I don't know where you're... And that's the other thing, because, like, it's hard. I, my mom is, like, I told you, like, your mom vibes. And, like, all I want her to do is date. And then I'll, like, have a thing where I get the app for her.

And I swipe. And I'm like, what, what... I'm like, I'm so sorry. Like, it's, it's not a vibe. It's tough out there for young women. So, of course, it is for, um, okay. Listen, Pia, we need to discuss something really important because we talked on your podcast because, like, people think Pia's like, you know, she just cooks and takes baths with, you know, nutritious bath bombs and uses all the lamare. Are we going to transition into Kravis?

Oh, oh, oh, yes, we are. Well, I did Machine and Kelly have fake nails on yesterday. Okay. So for, we have, okay, okay, we need to pull it together. We need to, you know, use our time well. So a few things. A, we talked that, again, so people, all of you know, just because she looks, like she's the vision of health, like all she does is, you know, design clothes and speak Italian while, you know.

I read daily mouth first thing. Yeah. She loves pop culture shit. She loves it. She lives it. She secretly, like, wishes, that's what she was. I'm like taking a little... Yeah, because I wish I had my own.

I wish I could have a non-skine. She has a troll account where she, you know, I'm just kidding. So, first of all, you love keeping up with the Kardashians. Yeah. You watch it. I don't know what was up yesterday. It was like the new episode.

I couldn't like buy it. And they kept telling me I could only watch it on like other apps I had to download. It was so weird. I was so excited to sit down at like 9.30 last night. I was like, okay, my day is over and I'm going to watch the new fucking episode. And then I couldn't even like watch it. So I haven't watched it either. So it's fine.

But we do have like real life shit. So first of all, I need to know who your favorite Kardashian is. It goes back and forth between Courtney and Chloe. You're right. I get it. I feel you. It's true. I mean, everyone knows Courtney is my queen.

But Chloe is like just a sweet little like. Chloe just brings it in and just like says how it, like. she's just like watch like her commentary on stuff is so fucking funny like she's just constantly watching shit like on fire and she's like whoa what's happened and i really love her and scott like and i love it she's always down to like fuck some shit up and be funny yeah i'm into it i feel really bad for her and tristan looks so embarrassing on this season how he's like hanging on to her like a puppy and she's like oh my god but isn't it what a weird dynamic i can so feel her like i can really like just morph into her body and know what that feels like to be

disgusted by this person like hating him secretly for what you've done but then more so hating him because you're kissing up like stop sucking on my dick so kissy assy the whole he's like whatever you want to do mama it's up to you mama you're a bit of baby stop her reactions are so funny she's like oh okay no she's not having it literally but that's how you could tell pia that it's like not going to be good because like the i remember one of the episodes. He like designed his whole house to look like. Yeah. She was like, why do you have all that? Who's his weird friend? Savas. Yeah. Why is he always in the, why did they make him a character? They love Savas. I don't know why. I'm like, I'm like any of us could literally be more entertaining

on that show than like the people they bring in. 100%. So he does this whole house and her reactions were like, okay. So what are these? All right. That's way to copy me. And like, Everyone, I feel like literally, so I mean, I feel like it's not, I feel like Chloe is such a family or, I mean, they all are, but Chloe is so family oriented. I feel like she really wanted to make it work for Baby True for like a potential growing family. But I feel like she secretly fucking hates him. I'm dying to know where they're, where they are in IRL right now. Like if a surrogate is pregnant somewhere. It seemed like she was kind of wishy-washy about it. Like she wasn't sure. I mean, it could be that she's just. like wants another baby from him and then even though she did have a huge rock on her hand so like we don't know but then but then a scandal has happened since like since the show so much has happened she had the rock on her hand and then that young girl came out and said which

I'm also like why are you even saying that like because she want clout have you heard of that disgusting word it's called clout so great but then again also we could argue the fact that like you know, from the other perspective, like, there's a lot of discussions often that, like, of Kardashians in general have never really cared about the men that they date and where they are in their relationship. You know what I mean? In their relationship, like, they've been never scared to steal a man. Listen, it's all stuff. It's all rumors. It's all things that I don't know. But I do feel bad for her. I feel bad for her. But also, like, A, whatever is happening in those Confessionals. I don't know if there is like a Paris filter. I don't know if there is like air brushing and pink fairy dust. But he looks really odd. Like he looks like he's completely not in his element. He's not as manly as I thought he would be. He's real because he's become a dormant that he thinks it's going to help him get her. But she's actually becoming more gross out by him. And I've seen men do this in in real.

before we have friends who've done this who've like cheated on their girlfriends or wives and like turn into these like little biotches and it's like no she wants a strong man she doesn't want to be the alpha yeah she wants a strong man yeah explaining this to dive it by the way it was so funny because like he'll sit on his phone and just do his shit while i'm like watching this and he's like so they have a baby together and i'm like yes and he's like well why but now she's going to have a surrogate and i'm like yeah she wants another baby for him because they already have a baby together so why don't they fuck well because they're not really together But why?

Like, he's like, so they're together, but they're not together, but she's going to make another baby and put it inside another woman. Why don't they just get it over with? And I'm like, she doesn't want to sleep with him. So he's like, so she's going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars avoiding sleeping with him. And I was like, he cheated on her. It is.

But like, if you think about it, all the Kardashians have very unconventional with the K relationships. Like aside from Kim, you know, Kylie has a baby daddy, Chloe has a baby daddy. Courtney has a baby daddy which brings me in to my queen court and I need to update the people because I'm a huge fucking loser

and although I usually update on Instagram I am trying to keep it cool because shit has happened. What? Laura Pia Arruio. What? What?

What? What? Are they engaged? My new Instagram friend and her name is Courtney Kardashian. She follows you. No, but we're DMing. So

take it in, breathe it in, and I'm going to read you the messages. I need a little bit more excitement from you. I'm freaking out. I'm breathing. Does she slide in? So, okay. All right. You guys. So I think I updated. Thank you for breaking this news with me. So, okay, going to really just maybe upset you a little bit. I broke the news on my last podcast, which, but you're going to be the continuation because I'm going to have to look cool and like she's probably not. listening to my podcast, but she is like in my story.

Oh, right. She's in your, she's in your sphere. So, but we need to update the people. So as people know, I'm obsessed with Corny Kordashian. Although it may look to you guys like, oh, you probably like respond to all her stories. No, I've never responded to a story because like, I'm realistic. And like, why would I do that? Because like, what's in it for me?

But she put up the other day that she went on Addison Ray's podcast, which I'm sure was, you know, a riot. And it was like, yeah. Yeah. And I was just like, in my head, I was like, if Courtney came on my podcast, like it would actually be a vibe. So I literally responded to her story for the first time in my life. You guys, believe it or not, I wrote, come on my podcast, I die. You know, it was one of those like I did it without thinking. Put it, put it out there. Put it out there. What did she say? Oh, my God. Should I? Exclamation, exclamation. Oh. What did you say? Okay. Because now you got to be cool. but funny. I know. There's so much pressure.

Now I get, you guys, I've been with... Because you want to be like, oh, I do this outwardly, but like IRL. I'm like a really cool.

But you can't, but you can't, but you can't though because I have to give the RES PECT where it's deserved. So I can't be like, oh,

you know, like I have to give it respect, but again, I don't want to feel like a fan account. I want to keep the, I want to keep the potential of a future relationship.

Like, there's so many things. So first of all, I get now the pressure of like dating because like husband, picked me up a young fresh flower and I didn't get the chance to really like slide in slither. This is the same thing.

It's the same thing. Oh my God. It's the same excitement. It's the same exact thing. So I'm like thinking, what do I answer? How do I answer? So I just was like, I'm going to first start with I'm dead. Put that out there.

Give myself a minute to recalculate. So I wrote I'm dead. An E without an A. And then I said, yes, you should. Sorry for yelling. I'm very excited. An I, L. why what do you think of that response is that fine that's great yeah okay she responds are you ready

i love you i feel like we're besties ha ha i need to check again are you breathing oh this is so cool okay doesn't seem like you're that i know you're excited i'm soaking i know i know i know i know so then again meet what do i say how do i keep this going do i answer with a question all the things you guys think about when you again are talking to a guy or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I said, oh my God, stop, court. Okay, you guys.

And this is a confession with a K. I was podcasting with Jackie Schimel who has a way with fucking words that I can only, like, aspire to have. Could I, quick side story, went on my baby moon to Mexico and Jackie Schimel's really cute male lawyer was. at the same hotel as me and like in the pool with me for a day. And I was like, what the fuck is like being Jackie's lawyer? He's like, it's fucking hilarious. Like the cease and desists that we get are so fucking ridiculous. He's like, yeah, sorry. Like, you can't sue me for Jackie saying

that like she thinks that you and your brother make out. Like it was like, so. I was like, this is a wait, but how did you spot it? How did you know he was Jackie's lawyer? It came up. He's like, I'm a lawyer. And then I was like, oh, cool. And then it was like, oh, yeah, I have a podcast. And he was like, oh, cool. Like, I have a podcast girl, too. And I was like, yeah, I was like, it's fun everything's the best. And he's like, oh, do you do it yourself?

I was like, no, it's with dear media. He's like, I'm Jackie Schimel's lawyer. And I was like, uh, listen, she has a way with words. One could only like. And so we spent a lot of time talking about her way with words. And how fucking funny she is. She's so funny. So she was like, I'm going to drop something up for you to write to her.

Great. She did. I know. She did. This is again, you guys, like I'm living my single life with Corny Kardashian. So she drafted this up for me, which I sent after my, oh my God, stop, court, which is like the me vibe. Then Jackie wrote for me, you're a legend.

Don't want to ruin our blossoming love affair. Well, Jackie wrote Hinder, but I was like, Jackie, court is not going to be down with Hinder. We have to change it to a more common word. So you're a legend. Don't want to ruin our blossoming love affair. But if you're down to do my podcast, it would be a fucking honor. Perfect. Okay.

thought this was done I was like I'm gonna go change my undies fucking like move on with my life like I'm realistic you know whatever she's not gonna respond to this

and then what she said first of all when I got the fucking message I saw so like my thing was like two things but then her thing was like this like you guys were doing like with my fingers like I saw that it was a lot like three inches yeah so first of all I admired it from afar

I was like I don't even care what the fucking says I can't even read the words But look at the length of this message But you get it But you get it But you get it Pia you get it So I'm like I need a minute

To admire the length from afar I don't care what it's that So then I go up close Are you ready? Okay it says That is very very kind of you Exclamation I'm going to think about it

comma. Sounds like fun and I really do think you're so hilarious and we deaf have to shake salads for lunch when you come to LA smiley face. It's so cool how you know what's cool about them.

I also have so many people that are like are doing personally who think I'm like such a freak. Yeah, I've like been in I've like been in a bathroom with her before. Yeah. You're, that's what people don't know. But I'm still like, ugh. But the way that they make, this is like I was saying this is Davidae the other day because he had never seen the show.

And I was like, the way that they are so self-aware and make fun of themselves is in court, let's shake salads. Also, by the way, Kim Kardashian is the nicest person on the fucking planet. Like, this is why people work with them is because they're

great to work with. Like, there's something to be said, sorry, like, if we're going to get down to like the behind the scenes of like what makes people successful. They are business savvy, lovely people to work with. So fucking true. And she doesn't owe you this,

this fucking DM. She doesn't owe being cute to you. She doesn't need to look at any of these accounts. She could be like, this is so below me. And like her engaging with you in that way and like making fun of herself and the DM is adorable.

Um, okay, hold the fuck up, Pia. She wants to engage with me because she wants to be friends with me, too. But what I'm saying is like she could be like I'm a fucking Kardashian. Like I don't even need to,

Yeah, but that was my question. I went to sleep thinking about it because I was like... Because it's smart for her to be friends with people like you. And you, especially because you're funny as fuck. Like, she probably admires what you're doing. She is... I mean, we saw this on Keeping Up with the Kardashians when they brought Norrie's Blackbook. Yeah, that was the best.

She is way more savage than I am. She's literally... She's savage, yeah. Talking about North as if she's like the bitchiest, like, you know, girl in the world. And Kim is like, that's so crazy. North is like exactly that. I was like, oh, but you're not, but here's also like what I even said when I like wrote

the intro about you on my podcast last week. Like, you're not mean. You're so, you're just observing and like watching your Instagram is like, it's like we're just watching you. It's like your thought process. It's like we can see your thought process of you just like absorbing this information. And like adding like the most charming funny commentary to it. Like we're all watching it with.

you. So, like, it would be only in her best interest to be like, oh, this woman is, like, normal, funny as fuck. And, like, totally, like, you, like, see her. You know what I mean? Yeah. The question is, can we transition? Do you think there's potential for us to transition from, like, to be best friends? Yeah. Yeah, probably. Really? Could you be friends with somebody that, like, is obsessed with you? They're friends with food God. I mean, that is true. Like, what is true. And with like Addison Ray. I mean, I mean, you know. But it's, but I feel like

it's going to be like a real, recognized real thing where she's like, what you're doing is like incredible, but you're also like a fucking business moment. And so she's probably like, hell yeah, that you were doing this with your life. And like, yes, I think there's definitely going to be like a

mutual respect for like what you do. You guys. You guys need to know, like we're talking about this like rationally and very calmly but like this is a dream come true for me that I didn't it wasn't on my vision board because I never thought it would happen so like yeah but it's true what you're you're doing stuff in a way on the internet that is like and I mean this very genuinely that's like and why I'm like I love it so much you're not catty you're not shit talky you're not putting negative shit into the

world that's really nice it's important and so you're getting like the respect that you deserve from the people you're talking about because you're not not like a country mean person. Yeah, it's funny because I feel like when they're like pages that are like that, they're like, I don't get it. Why, you know, but I mean, listen, can I be bitchy? Did I fucking go down on Amrata to no avail, you know, and we dissected the hell out of that docketot?

We did, you know, but that's not to say, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't like, fuck you. Right. That's the thing. I don't feel it, right? I don't feel like I'm like, I'll be like she's the hottest. person alive, but let's be annoyed with the docketot. Yeah, especially being like, oh my God, I, I'm annoyed with normal people who have like bouncebacks. Like, I like looked at my

stomach yesterday and I was like, I'm, this is not, there's no coming back from this. Like, there's no like, did you see the latest excuse the docketot, which is Emmy, uh, Rosam from shameless. Did you see? No, what did she do? She gave birth. Four days ago. Gorgeous. She's so beautiful. It's a quiet pregnancy. I don't know.

Yeah, I knew that it was like an announcement. Yeah. So it was like she announced it, which is like, wow, pandemic is, are you looking now? So she announced it on 524 and today's 528 and she's wearing white jeans, you guys. That is not, wow. Now I'm just realizing, yeah, four days ago. Are you looking? Yes.

yeah and they're baggy on her no it's wild after four days like pia like first of all i i wish you literally i'm really i'm really yeah also confused sorry to interrupt you i know you wish from the bottom of my heart that i can have a bounce back it's not going to have no no you chelow bit that you have an amazing easy delivery i also am like how are everyone just like whipping boobs out with like no bras on when like shouldn't milk just be like spewing out of your nipples at all times listen it sucks because like I've been sleeping in a bra for the past year me too because these things got massive the day I got fucking pregnant they sit my boobs are also fake so I don't understand how they look so bad they rest on top of my stomach like saggy

pancakes and my mom even was like brown black huge half my boob. Isn't that so wild? Like, I remember one day just like, seeing myself naked and being like, how the fuck did that turn to a different color? Like, hormones are wild. And my nipples have tripled in size. They were cute little pink things at the end of my boobs. Someone sent me a photo of me topless with a cigarette, or no, with a, sorry, with a joint in my mouth at my bachelorette party with like a, with like, bride sunglasses on and a shot of tequila in my hand. And it was like, you know, a year after I got my boobs done and they looked so fucking good. And she sent it to me in the morning. She was like looking through her phone.

I was like, oh my God, look at this. And she sent to me like a month ago. And I walked downstairs, all disgruntled and small it in my fucking like, Nona looking goddamn nightgown. And I set the photo up of my tits. I lean it against like our fruit bowl. And I like show where my mom and husband were standing. And I lean it up and I take my shirt off and I stand behind the photo. And they were both like, whoa. Oh my. Oh my God. I was like, how is this the same set of tits?

And also, wait. So I saw you got your stomach measure the other day because it's, it's a large belly. I can't believe how big my belly is. Your belly. So it's heavy. Yeah. It feels like there's a bowling ball on the other side of my vagina. I wonder.

So do we know her weight as of right now? Well, like two weeks ago, my doctor was like, she's not that big. like she might be only be like seven pounds i need i wish i understood like the body better but i guess like my midwife said that my to like where she actually is in my to like i have a long declatage but like my actual torso is really short she said which is why i look like this i don't fucking know for some people look amazing pia you look amazing everywhere i go are you sure there's no twins in there which is like literally disgusting and like every since six months no one should comment on anybody's like, oh, you know, you look nine months. Are you sure it's, you know,

six months? Not that, I mean, none of it is like offensive, quote unquote, because like, having a baby in there, like, whatever. Honestly, I felt so free when I was pregnant because it's like I feel so free. Right. I'm not sucking in my bloated stomach. Exactly. Exactly. Like, I'm going to miss. Like, I just let it hang out. My stomach was the most taught it ever was. pregnant like it's so tough like there's no flab i know i'm like this is gonna suck when this is fucking out of here and it's so excited for you so like all the skin and the bloating no first of all like it doesn't have to happen you know we'll see and i really do wish you the easiest pregnancy whether you you know she she wants to go unmedicated oh yes i'm trying to go unmedicated yeah

wait hold on was that the last message from court? Uh, yeah. No, and then I have to be the last message, bitch. Like, I'm the inferior. What was your last message? Okay. So she said, you're so hilarious and deft up to shake sounds like I'm going to. I said, ugh, queen, I'm honestly honored and would fucking love to. Great. And then you'll just let her know when you're in L.A. Will I? Yeah. No, I will not. Lara Pia, Rubio Bonalcini. What do you think I'll be to do? Be like, hey, I'm here outside of your fucking double gate. No, just be like, hey,

I'm in town. I'm here for X amount of time. If you would like love to come into this, if you're like down to come into the studio or do like a virtual podcast, I would be honored. You just put it out there. Oh, you're saying like use the podcast. Yeah. You're not going to be like, hey, do you want if I could get a coffee?

No, she said, shake salads. She said. I know, but like you don't, you want to make it like a business transaction. And then while you're recording the podcast, then you woo her and you're like, look, I'm the coolest person ever, and then maybe you get, go shake a salad after. And maybe we drink avocado smoothies. Okay, okay.

I got it. I got it. It's so good, babe. Put an avocado and half a banana. What I've made it for Noah before. A banana every day sounds crazy to me. Actually, it does. And she drinks like a huge thing of it.

I would think her nutritionist would be like, no banana. But literally try you guys blending a bit. banana with an avocado like oh my god you're like how have i never thought about this before pia i love you thank you for coming on i everyone go follow pia on instagram oh you changed your handle to pia baroncini yeah that is a fucking haley beber shit right here i changed it to pia baroncini when we got like the day we got we had a civil ceremony i just it's three years ago no but that's still so you did the whole all the paperwork you got it officially legally it's not changed because i i have like some stock in in a robio and i can't to change

your stock to fucking like that's literally why so i like socially but like on every legal document it's still a robio which is so annoying that is wait stock isn't like chicken stock or stock as in bank stock i'm like picturing a farmman in Italy where it's like, Pia's talk. I'm an idiot. Oh my God. Oh, my like, my like money stocks.

Well, and people know you're a fucking, I know you're not allowed to say this is shuggy, but boss, boss, you're a girl boss. Thank you for coming on, babe. Thank you for having me. And we also did a podcast on Pia's podcast. So if you want more of us,

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