Not Skinny But Not Fat - Finally, the Bachelorette Finale

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

It wasn’t “the most dramatic season yet” but we still need to wrap it up and talk about what went down with Greg, and Katie and Blake’s engagement. Arielle helps me sum up this season as we impatiently wait for Bachelor in Paradise to begin! We also discuss Kylie pregnancy conspiracy, Jennifer Aniston  & David Schwimmer dating rumors, the newest member of the Kardashian fam - me!  And more. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Tune in every Tuesday and just feel like you're talking about your best friends in your living room. Okay, you guys, it was Bachelorette finale freaking week. Damn, damn, damn. We've really talked about this season on here, you guys. So I don't know if to say sorry or if to say you're welcome at this point. But, oh, there she is. Making herself present and making herself known.

Ariel, welcome to the pod and thanks for always reminding me why you were fired in the first place. Thanks for rehiring me today. Really appreciate it. I'm back to be fired by the end of today, but I'll be back again. She was so excited to record about The Bachelor.

No. You were literally like, I got my to record. I take it very seriously when you ask me. She does. How did you feel about the finale? Listen, I didn't watch. I watched a total.

total of maybe two and a half episodes of this season, one of them being the finale. And I mean, like, I could really sum up everything that happened the entire season, but just by watching this one episode. It was just like, I felt like, yeah, Katie was an amazing bachelor. It was an amazing bachelorette, like, loved her actually. But it was, it's just so not interesting anymore. It's just like not, it's not it. They lost the touch. They lost the touch. It doesn't feel real anymore. Everybody comes like not to for for social media I feel like aside from Blake of course. I mean, I don't know. Can no no say aside from Blake like it's his third fucking season. You're also right about that. You're right. He's done. Claritasia. I mean with all

okay. First of all Claire and Tasia were the same. It's not three times back. He was like on Claire's season and stayed. Right. Okay. You're screaming. Oh my God. Sorry about that. I'm like already. I'm already in it. No, I just want to say this though about the social media. Because I was talking to Nick Vile as well. Yeah. Just the, you know, the man and the energy, we'll call him. All the energy. All the energy that he put forth in my podcast.

On his podcast, though, on his podcast, he's very energetic. On my podcast, he was, you know. No, I do. I like him a lot, but I was like, I got a lot of messages asking me, like, if he, how I felt about it. And I was like, listen, like, he was a tough egg to crack. Like by the end he gave me a half of fucking smile, but it took, it took. But we became like kind of friends.

Yeah? I mean, it was hard road with him. It's a fucking hard road. You're still working on it? I'm still working. Like, I've cracked fucking Courtney Kardashian. I can't crack fucking Nick Vile. We'll crack Nick Vial.

He's hard. Like, how did his, I mean, I guess you have to have like really big boobs and be really hot to like make him like you. I think so. I think he's like, I think he's really. Am I not hot enough for him? I don't know. Oh, yeah.

I don't know if you've got like his look. Maybe I have a child. Like maybe, yeah, maybe like you have a baby face. Like, I don't know if you've got his look. Oh my God, I have a baby face. Yeah, that's a good thing. But I'm married anyway. Do I have to have his look?

No. You asked me about his look. What do you want from me? He's really into like Demi, not Levato. Oh, yeah. You guys, he literally, you know, how like you're like, oh, my. And someone's like, blah, blah, blah. Like usually it's a bitchy girl, but with Nick Viles, Nick Viles.

So a few times. So first of all, I've just. feel like he's I don't know why he scares me he he is intimidating he's intimidating he's intimidating literally when we started the podcast he wasn't looking at me eye level and I was like am I not interesting to look at I don't understand like but not good enough for him but re-bachelorette I'll bring it back to that you know how Greg it at the AFR no AFTR AFTR AFR just after the final rose no it's so much harder than AFR so it's AFTR no it's not after after oh after the fine after the

AFR. A-F-R. A-T-F-R. Oh, God. We're done. So you know how Greg was like, I'm not Meryl Streep. Yeah. Oh, my God. That was so funny. When they were talking about the acting. So Nick said that on my podcast and I was like, what do you think about Greg going to acting school? And Nick was like, well, he's not Meryl Streep. So I DM'd Nick. And I was like, he said the pain. Oh, my God. What do you say? He was like, oh, my God, I'm going to read it to you guys. What did he say?

like how he like embarrassed me and brought me back down to earth real quick he was like oh basically he was like oh i don't know doesn't everybody just say maril stream because she's like the greatest oh he brought you back down to earth way durn way but we're working at it so we're gonna love me by like next year or something we're gonna get there we're gonna get there but anyway um so you're saying you didn't have to keep up with the season you could have watched an episode her and episode dirt i mean you were like that because ariel would be i'd be like like I watch and she'd like, should I watch? And I'd be like, yeah, it was me or it was interesting. And then he would just watch whatever was whatever. Because listen, Caitlin Bristow season like could

not miss an episode. Nick Vile's season could not miss an episode. Jojo season, give me all that. Like it just got so bad. It's so not believable. Like you really saw the connections being built with like being formed. Yeah. Connections being formed with multiple people and like Jojo's, Caitlin's like it was real it looked real not one second of this show kind of like sorry I start screaming looks real I can't until you get to the end and like I don't even know if she's crying over Greg or if she's crying because she like it's hard to be in New Mexico with like all the like it's just desert all the time like I don't know first of all the locales are depressing a fucking F let's not forget fucking Tasha and a cardboard taxi cab let's not forget her going into that

fucking trailer. If I was Tasha, if I was Katie, I'd be so fucking pissed. They sent Matt to Nemo colon. They sent Matt to Nemo colon. In the Benz. Remember him rolling up in a helicopter and in the bends? And he had his own fucking modern villa. Yeah.

How? Katie, I'd be like send like take me home. Like what here? I'd be like new. At the riot. Hyatt Regency? Hyatt. At the Hyatt.

Hyatt. Hyatt. Hyatt. I don't want to say in a change. unless it's the four seasons. Oh my God. No, I'm literally. I'm done.

The Hyatt. The Hyatt. The Regency. Are they fucking... The Sheraton. The Sheraton. Let's do next season at the fucking Sheraton. No, it's embarrassing, honestly.

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So, okay, this season, my issue is like, we need to move forward with the times. And, like, so much of the seasons have become this, like, just the same nuances. Like, oh, the villain guy, the guy that everybody hates. There was that Thomas guy. like who gives a fuck about Thomas in five years

who's gonna care that Thomas was there and people thought he wanted to be the bachelor so they made him leave all like y'all want to be the fucking bachelor so just stop already but they did that anyway it's the same thing the guy that's a villain everybody hates that guy telling the lead to make that guy leave and the lead keeps that guy for like three

rose ceremonies because then it's like the final two and there's like Thomas and they're like oh no you got a rose again so like all that shit and all the same shit but but but if we want to fast forward and just talk about the ending. Yes. What did you think of Greg's leaving? Okay. So initially when he started breaking down to her and like sharing, like being very vulnerable, which he really was, I believed him. That was great. That like, I don't want to say acting. Television. But that was great television. And I really believed him. Also, Yuval was sitting next to me. He's like, was in love with Greg. He's like,

I love Greg. I'm like, we were both so into it. And then he starts storming off. And that's, I think, when I even told you, I'm like, he's being a little dramatic. He's, like, storming out of the room, storming off from her as she's literally on her knees. Like, she was on her knees, like, looking up at him. And he's storming off. And then he goes, I deserve more. And I'm like, told me you think that's like a bachelor line. That's such a bachelor line.

Why are you saying you deserve more? You came on the show and you're going to leave because she can't say something back, but you just told her that she's a love of your life. You never felt this way. That actually doesn't even make any sense. That's what I think Katie is so upset. about. Yeah, I'd be fucking upset too. Anyway, and then this, so

he's crying, he's this, he leaves. I'm like, okay, like that was a little dramatic, but let's give him the benefit of the doubt. And then like, after the final rose just like really confirmed. That what? That he's like an actor and he might be Meryl Streep. The after

the final rose confirmed to you that he's an actor? Yeah, because Katie coming in so fucking hot and bothered and angry like that. That's not just from us seeing that acting photo you guys hold on katie came in hot and bothered i know we were going to say and say it in a second they watched those two episodes they had just watched them right no no i know obviously but like i also think that like she was she probably has received

so much inside info on him the past few months that it just made she like i've never seen a bachelor I think that angry at a contestant like Rachel Lindsay at Peter Krause. Wait, what did Peter do I forgot? Same type of shit. Same type of shit. Yeah, no, but he just wasn't ready. So he left, I think. But yeah, I've never seen, yeah, I've never seen like maybe Rachel Lindsay at Peter.

That's great memory. But she was so angry. And I just feel like she got some insider info. He's a real dirt bag. By the way, I got a lot of messages that I, I didn't post because I'm like not demois, but I got a lot of messages saying, you know, he dated my friend, he is an abuse. First of all, I kind of went off and said this.

I'm not going to sit here and call him an abuser, an emotional abuser and all this shit that people are saying about him in Bachelor Nation or like Bachelor Nation fans. Like, can I say, can we talk about him being fucked up and blah, blah, of course. But I don't think we should label him an abuser because of what we saw in a reality television show. Like, let's not forget. It's really, really high anxiety there. It's really, really high strung there.

And I think his point, if I were to be the devil's advocate, was if you love me, like I love you, like Coulton me, jump over the fence, leave the show. Fuck Coulton, Claire me, Dale me up. Dale me up. Exactly. You know what I mean? I feel like at the end of the day, he could make that point. On the other hand, you can be like, dude, you know the rules of the show.

but on his end she was looking at him telling him I love looking at you while he was saying you feel joy in my heart I mean that's what Nick Vowell said on my podcast when I was like oh acting school but he's not Meryl Streep like the way he was crying and acting like isn't like I couldn't do I can barely like I mean not that I'm an actor I didn't go to he also went to two years of acting school by the way he didn't go to like an acting class like I went when I was fucking 12 to act teen two years of acting school and and not that i'm like thinking gregg is not wasn't being totally authentic but

at the same time there are people with the skills that can that that can cry like on command like people do have those skills i'm not saying everything that he said was a lie but i also think when you're in this high stress situation you do want to leave like i'm sure he was feeling a lot of emotion do you think he loved her though no hell no do you think he knows that he didn't love her yeah he knows. Okay, you're making a lot of assumptions over here. Yeah, he knows. She's like so confident. No, I... He says he did. No, he didn't. He didn't say that even in after the final rose. He didn't. He just said, I told you this and you didn't respond. He didn't say like, this is how I felt. Well, that's the thing. This is what I think. I think he's a little boy. I think he talks like a little boy.

I think he looks like, like, I think he's a little boy. And I think that he like wasn't having it. I think he wasn't having it, that she wasn't all over him, that she wasn't like, I'm going to leave the show for you. And whether or not if she did, they would be together, which probably no. But I think he was just like being a little bitch about it and not understanding that like, this is the bachelorette. Like he at the end of the day could sit here and say, which he said, because I listened to him on, well, my best friend, Nick Viles podcast.

And he said, Nick said, do you stand by the fact that you love her, that you said that you love her? And he said, he said that looking back, it probably wasn't a healthy type of love, which that kind of, like, made me wonder what he was referring to. But what he says he was referring to is that it was like kind of like a dependent type of love that like, I don't know. They go on five days the entire fucking show. Like I've even heard that one of the mains once say, I forget which interview that like they literally like by the end of the show, they get to spend maybe a full hour with the person. then that they like chose like it's not like he's dependent on her he probably saw her like three times the entire show that's crazy thing to say well that's what he said and like half of it was group dates but at the end of the day i think it's very common sense that like katie basically

made it seem like to him that if he stays he's winning yes or no yes that's the way at least it was like edited it's shown okay so if in his shoes if she's saying if you say you win he could be thinking, okay, so why not just tell me I win? Why do you have to go to the Fannie suites right now and fuck two other dudes? Let's say. That's devil's advocate. Fine. Fine. She could be like, this is a show, play game, play ball, wait till the end. So listen, at the end of the day, she ended up with Blake, which my damn ego could never, could never, could never, could never, could never have a girl leave. And then I'm the like, I'm there by default, which like Justin, oh my God, bless his heart. Bless his heart that he was like, I don't know. It felt like, yeah, babe, you are here

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i thought that he was the front runner until um until the greg thing started really escalating so like i really wonder if i mean listen the our lives are just like revolving doors like i just wonder if Greg wouldn't have left, what would happen? Would Justin, Greg, and Blake go to Fantasy Suites? And then... You know what I'm just thinking. Like, if I was Blake, I'd also have to question, like, you literally had no choice. But to choose me, regardless of their amazing connection, like Michael left because he had to go to his son. And Michael was so cute. And then Greg's leaving. And Justin, she like literally doesn't know might as well be a stranger. So, like, there was literally in the last five contestants,

there was no choice. Like, like was what was left. Not in the bad way. Just like, that's literally what happened. So like, I hope that like,

no, I mean, you said, you told me you think she's like in love with him. Really? Like, can we talk about auntie? What's her name?

Diane. Oh my God. Lindsay. Lindsay. No, I'm still scarred. I don't, I didn't under,

like, it was like too much. It was like, okay ask a hard question be intimidating but then continue cute how'd you tell him yeah she's like we don't need you we choose you i'm like nobody like no one wants to like hang out with you yeah no one no one no i really i didn't connect no but it was i don't know if that's the way they edit it but it's like they're asking him and he's like i'm unemployed going to africa it's like where are you going what are you what we love him he's our wilderness guy and nonprofit like control i know but we want

the money also. Where's the money? Right. Are you going to do like ads? For sure. What are you doing? Um, no, I don't think he is. He's like catching rodents or something.

He's not catching rodents. Meanwhile, like the whole season he was on Tasia, I literally thought he was like pesticide control. Meanwhile, he's like saving animals and the continent of Africa. I also hate when people say just like, where in Africa? Why? You want to know where in Africa? I want to know where in Africa?

No, but she, like, first of all, I love the abouts, love the Canadians. Oh, yeah, the abode. Oh, he's a bit. No, he's Canadian. No, no, no, no, he's Canadian. Did you not hear that Canadian action? Oh, I did, I did. I thought it was just, like, really obscene New York.

Are you attracted to him? I love him. I think he's so cute. I'm asking you, are you attracted? No, like, he wouldn't be like. Would you French him? I don't. Would you French him?

I feel like I'm being attacked in on the spot. Would you French him? I mean, like, would you rather French Greg? Yeah. Yeah. He's not like, yeah, he doesn't tickle your schnitzel that much. And not, not the schnitzel that much. No.

Yeah, but I mean, Katie's so sexual. Like, you might have to wonder what's going on there. Like, talk the talk. Imagine talking the talk so much like Katie and then getting into the bedroom. Like she better fucking. He's also very sexual. Like you can see it. I feel like that they're both just like super sexual.

Wait. So Blake's mom was so funny. First of all, I loved her vibe. I loved his whole family's vibe. I feel like they're so cute and funny. But she literally is so savage and she put up like Aunt Lindsay and wrote like Thanksgiving it's going to be fun.

Yeah. She's so funny. That's funny. Oh my gosh. Will Lindsay take it as a joke though? I mean like I don't know. Like I'm really scared for them. But isn't it funny?

Even Katie described Aunt Lindsay. like she's a really cold part who describes somebody you love is like a cold-hearted gross she's like I love her but she's like the meanest coldest motherfucking bitch no without a heart that I've ever seen in my life but Katie's mom was really cute I don't know I can't I still can't decide okay so this is my thing about Katie I think she was a gray bachelorette I think she commanded the room I think that for somebody that when I'm at James season wasn't a front runner they barely even made out the only time you really enjoyed his date with her was when Tyler C. was there. So aside from her standing up for bullying, even though like she also had

an incident with bullying for a second, like that was really her time to shine and being like sex positive. Like she was a really good bachelorette. Yeah. But I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the vibe. Like, because a lot of times I judge people based on like the vibe and like would I vibe with them. So I don't think I would. You don't think you would? Which Katie and I vibe. I feel like Katie and you could vibe. Yeah. No, I honestly, like if you out on a pot, I feel like you could vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Do I have her on? Yeah. Let's get Katie on. Okay, guys, we all want to look like HB and stack up our jewelry and wear like gold hoops and just be stylish as ever. Missouri makes that super possible. I've been wearing their gold ear cuff and have a gold dainty

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Are Katie and Blake going to get married have babies? Absolutely. I think she's obsessed with him. Oh, absolutely. Wow. I'm very sure of myself that I'm in decisive court. Indecisive court? No, a decisive court.

Oh, okay. No, because she was a step away from picking Greg. How are you so decisive about her obsession? No, no, no. I think that outside of like the last episode, yeah she is obsessed with him did you not see she looked at him and like cried like there were like spark her eyes were like he brought the fucking boom boxes all over he didn't bring like that was like productions like made that happen he wasn't bringing anything were you loving tasha and kately oh my god

i'm obsessed with tasha really katelyn's very cute i'm obsessed with tasha i think she's a queen i think she's so beautiful and she's so good at the job she's so good at hosting good she's good at hosting she like could replace chris harrison she's good at hosting she's good at hosting she's so good at hosting she's so good she's really good she like shines bright she shines right looks at the camera she actually won i think the best guy in bachelor nation in terms of somebody that was so not there for fame someone that was so not there to like get anything related to this business like he is just wanting his air force ones and like he is the ever west side apartment and he's good it's good to go okay you guys Bachelor in Paradise started yesterday and it's going to be a fucking six season even from

the promos like Becca fucking Kay is there grocery store Joe is there he starts making out with like Sabrina but then they bring in um what's her name Kelsey Kendall Kendall the tax determined who's like oh my God there are just like a thousand bachelor nation people all thrown in there and it just looks wild I want like Paradise all year long I know it's like Give me paradise. Except what do you think about the five hosts? We have David Spade. We have Liljohn.

Yay, y'all. We have Wells. I'm d with all of them. I think they're going to be great. But like, why do we need five? I don't know. They're going to switch it up. Such a positive pen.

I know today. I don't know what's going on. What is happening? No idea. Speaking of Bachelor Nation, Tyler Cameron, apparently had a girlfriend for eight months. Why are you saying apparently? No, no, they did. No, I think I knew, but did we realize it was.

eight months. No, I didn't realize it was eight months. Oh, by the way, I have the tea. What's the tea? Well, I have some tea. What's the tea? So Tyler Cameron and his girlfriend, Camilla Kendra, who's Gorgina, Georgina, broke up, even though a week ago he was on, watch what happens live. And he called her, she was there with Matt James, and he called both of them his soulmates, which, like, obviously takes away from it when he's calling Matt James. He's soulmate, too. I was like, Matt James doesn't do that. Matt James is living his life with perfect fucking Rachel. And he's not calling Tyler C's soulmate every second. No. So just saying.

Tyler C is a very cute friend. He's a very cute friend. he's very obsessive yeah so she's 22 by the way and we knew they were going to get married you know how he's having he has that dating book out right now which is like weird because like who would listen to him and dating advice oh wait the book that he wrote about his life yeah yeah it's not a dating book no it is oh it's like how to find love being tyler cameron what life has told me about love relationships and becoming a lot a lot maybe he wanted to have a girl friend friend during this time that the book came out because then it like is that the tea that you found out no this is my made-up pipe off of I mean that sounds like a very accurate one no my only tea is that

like that she's going on a boat with some dude what you told me about this like eight months ago when they first started dating that she went on a boat no oh yeah no she was on the boat she was on the boat the dude no she was on the boat with like a bunch of people then oh like taking just like pictures of herself yeah but now like she was invited to go in the boat with the dude and like like said yes like with the dude one dude oh okay so she's i mean like they move on fast yeah they move on fast but i feel like something happened there because i think they unfollowed each other which i feel like that's what the young people do yeah first but um something happened because if two weeks ago she was with him watch what happens live and now they're broken up like something

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And also, fertility is such a fucking thing that. I don't like assuming somebody's pregnant because you don't know if they're going through fertility issues. But for the sake of pure celebrity gossip, we are conspiring that Kylie, Jenner is pregnant. We are conspiring that she is posting a bunch of old photos and nothing is really up to date. And we are conspiring that her nails have been every color of the world. Every color or changing or the same because she took all the photos to kind of post them now. I was really waiting for her birthday because 24th birthday, first of all, I heard that her 24K collection was shot in December that I heard, as well as the fact that she posted yesterday, like her 20, her birthday post basically was her in a green dress and her nails were long and pink. And then her birthday brunch, which looked so not Kylie. Usually she'd be on Kylie air on the way to Vegas downing, not 1944 from the fucking. or 818, but 1942.

But no, she had like a fucking baby shower brunch. Wait. That's what it looked like. And, and most importantly, her nails at this baby shower birthday brunch were different. But let's just wait. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. We're different than the nails in the green dress birthday post. So devil's advocate, like she probably has a nail stylist that lives in her home,

can change up the nails real quick. Let's just say that. but like Kylie is where are the photos but there are so many there's so much so much so much evidence that even pictures that she's posting of the same outfit she put like accidentally probably put up months ago like I do believe this conspiracy like I feel like when it's confirmed I'll be like yeah it's but wait and also you also always say what do you say where there is smoke there is fire and I also say consider the source but listen at the end of the day I tried to keep my eyes open past 10 p.m. yesterday which is

very difficult to see will will Kylie post a photo I want to see her in the green dress with the with the fucking brunch in the background yeah but we didn't get a fucking pick would Kylie go a birthday without a body pick is my question how but we did have the pick at the pool but that pick at the pool

had different nails and you're saying it could be changed but it was a brunch yeah the birthday started at a brunch Yeah. So, like, something is off, you guys. So keep paying attention to the clues. And let's just say that we haven't seen. She hasn't been seen by paparazzi also.

She hasn't been seen by paparazzi. And usually she's like out of Craig's or like. She didn't go with Kim to any of the Donda fucking shit. She hasn't. She hasn't. I don't know. None of the sisters posted a photo from yesterday's celebration for her birthday. My God, Kylie is pregnant.

I just feel like. Like, it's not confirmed yet, I just feel like I don't have credibility because I was conspiring that Courtney is pregnant. Okay. Like, that was a really not real conspiracy though. No, even though I'm sure they're going to have babies. Praves. M.G.K. and Travis Barker got like matching tattoo for their new, they're having like a new album out together, which like, I don't know. Should we be concerned that Travis Barker has like an addiction to tattoos?

It's called Born with Horns and they both got a tattooed on themselves. Travis Barker is at the point where he's, like, mounting tattoos on top of tattoos. Like, you don't even see, like, a body and just see tattoos. I don't know. It's getting to be a lot. A lot. What do you mean? Getting to me?

It, like, was a lot. And now it's even, like, more a lot. The tattoos are Travis? No, the tattoos. Like, I would like to see, like, like, you're all tattooed up. Huge fucking story, you guys. It started to be everywhere that Jennifer Annison and David Schwimmer. a.k. Ross and Rachel are together

IRL. And at first I sat on like Yahoo News and like all this fucking shit. And I was like, I'm not going to pay attention to this bullshit because consider the source, as Alec Baldwin would say. But then it started being in more... TNZ? No, like Bustle and like Fox News, but like just

a little bit more credible. But then David Schwimmer fucking denied it to Huffington Post. And let me tell you David Twimmer. If there's a rumor about you and Jennifer Annison, you don't deny it. Right. I wouldn't deny it. If they would be like, oh, do you hear it?

And the same one of that, Amanda Hirsch. And I'd be like, yeah, cheating on my husband, leaving my baby behind. Right. And if anyone's denying it, it should be Jennifer Anison. I know. How are you denying it? Take it and run. Right.

Fucking, oh, my God. Enjoy the moment. Unless he's, like, dating somebody and got, like, nervous. It could really spread like fire. But, like, at the same time, like, okay. So there we go. Listen, you guys, it's been a kind of a slow celebrity month to the point that, like, literally the Washington Post and, like, media outlets are talking about, like, celebrity shower

habits. Like, I just want to point out there, you guys, like, it's been slow. It's been slow to that, to that, like, I'm seeing fucking headlines about, like, Amila Kunis and Ashton Coucher only washed Dimitri's hair twice a week. I saw that. Do you fucking see that? Oh, my God. No, it's wild. It's like, wait, what is happening? We need a fucking scandal. And that's why I have Hilaria Baldwin to entertain me day and fucking night. And like, I don't care that like, I just don't care. No, it really is hard because on one hand, I feel so closer. And sometimes I want to like reply to our stories and be like, same disease.

Like we have the same high chair. And then I'm like, Amanda, you can't. Like her husband hates you. You're blocked. You literally make fun of her every second. And I feel bad. I don't want to make fun of her. But she provides such like fucking elite content that I know.

need to like, I need to, okay, another thing we need to discuss here because it's their sanctuary where we think the Kardashians are not listening because everywhere else they are watching me and I cannot say anything. Oh my God, what do you want to say? Oh, just that I got the skins and the dosso. Oh, my God, you got the skins and the dosco. I'm so, I'm like, going on. You guys stop because like, because like I don't even know how to act anymore. Why are you laughing? You guys, stop sending me so. No, I'm just kidding. Please keep going forever.

Obviously, it's wild. Obviously, I feel like a part of the fam. And obviously, I feel like it's just moments away from us. Shaken salads at fucking the Health Nut. Legit. I'll be driving out. You to hit the Hidden Hills. Oh, you're driving me?

Yeah, driving you. You can tell me your chauffeur. Like, whatever you need to call me, I'll be there. Ariel is legit waiting for the day. The day. Like, the Hidden Hills. Yeah, we're going to have a mansion together. She's so cute.

I'll live in the game. guest house for show. Why? You can live in the main house. I'll have my own like part of a quarter. A quarter? A quarter? We're living at courts. We're living at courts. No, honestly, you guys, there's some fun stuff coming up. It's an interesting fun stuff. No, I'm just, you know, you guys, keep it positive. Keep it light. Keep it fun. And keep doing what you love and good things will happen. I honestly, honestly believe in that. And I'm just enjoying every moment of this fucking wild ride. You know what I mean? Amen. Amen. I'm And if Kim wants to send me thongs, then I'm a fucking thongstress, okay?

Turning you from a Jima underwear to wear thongs. If Kim wants to send me thongs, I'll fucking wear thongs. I don't give a shit. If Chloe wants to send me collagen, I'm taking collagen. You're going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to shake it up. I'm going to fucking do whatever. Stir it in. Stir it on in. The whatever I need to do with it. Anyway, you guys, so that is all for us today. What else? You wanted to like talk about the fact that we have have twins in the fans or 100 birthdays in one week how about that kill myself how about that no I'm not even joking you that I'm going to move to like China you're going to move to China like I can't live here for the rest of my life with all of this fucking the twins my sisters twins were born july

31st my mom and my brother-in-law August 1st no no August 5th Liam August 8th no no no I'm outskie oh my god I'm out of gay no it's too much I want Noah to have his own birthday month as he fucking deserves. Noah turned one, by the way. Oh, my God. No, this is too much for me. This family is like,

it's too much. What, like, I don't even, I'm so surprised that I was even able to keep up this year. You did. And Ariel, thank God for you.

Because, like, I Venmoed you for Allison's present. Allison Venmo you'd, for Noah's present. We're all just, like, venmoing Ariel, and she's doing all the fucking

hard work. And you know what's so funny? Is that, like, so obvious that your idea to get a gift for Noah. And then I'm like, wait, you guys, why did you get this chair? And Allison's like,

because she like has no idea that's why you got it. And then the other way around too, like you bought that iPad for Liam that I Venmoed you from for. And Allison was like, how'd you think of the iPad? And I'm like, do, do, do, do. Like, legit.

Like, both of us are just venmoing to the Venmo request because Ariel is just the queen aunt and like is managing to just keep everything. Like it's too many birthdays. though. I feel like if I had to worry for like my own child's birthday, then I wouldn't.

I know. Once you have a baby, you're going to be done with us. Oh, my God. But no, my mom, um, she got my mom a fucking trip. No, because she really needs it. That was like the only thing. Okay. You're turning out. Okay. Everyone's going to think you're too much of an angel and we can't have them, you know, hate me because you're so great. So thanks for listening. You guys. Please freaking subscribe, rate, review.

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