Not Skinny But Not Fat - Harry Styles at MSG & Boohoo Front Row BTS w/ Arielle

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

Boop I got to go to Harry Styles’ last show at Madison Square Garden! Arielle and I recap the concert experience and conclude if we’re true Harry stans now. I also give background on how I got to be in the front row at Kourt’s Boohoo fashion show and more from behind the scenes! I’ll never leave ya hangin!   Produced by Dear Media This episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct, or indirect financial interest in products, or services referred to in this episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You can't be swallowing on this cup podcast. I'm not swallowing. I mean, I'm going to have to. Oh, my God. Well, you need to swallow already? No, it already made a, like, I don't know. Swallow. I want the people to hear your intense swallow that literally triggers me.

It needs to be out of water. Okay, ASMR people. Like the swallow heard around the world. How do you swallow silently? I'm swallowing right now. No, if I'm not drinking water, I think it's fine. Okay, if I would swallow like you, it would hurt my chest. No, on ice.

You know, wait, you guys know when you swallow too hard and like it hurts for a minute, you feel like you're going to die and you're like, it's going to pass. It's going to pass. Like, you know that swallow that really hurts? Yeah, but that's not what I'm feeling. It's like a normal swallow. But that's what it sounds like. Yeah, now I feel that.

Okay. Ariel is on the pod today. I'm here. I hope that you can tell us apart. Well, I'm a little needily. And I basically just woke up so I don't sound. Tell the people the hour. It's 11 a.m.

You've had had a week, but that's still insane. By the way, you guys know she lives in our building. So she hasn't answered my text at 9 a.m., doesn't answer my text at 10 a.m. And I'm like, I guess, used to being ignored, so I wasn't worried. And then mom was like, have you spoke to Dario? And I was like, well, no, actually, when you say that, she hasn't answered me. And then we decide to join forces and almost knock down your door.

No, I heard the knocking and the doorbells. And I kind of got a concern for a minute. And then I was like, it's my crazy family probably like thinking something happened to me overnight. Who wakes up at 11 a.m.? I've had the craziest week of life. I'm not used to being social. It's exhausting. So her crazy week was like, yeah, a little bit of a crazy week at work.

But like, you know. Yeah, I'm not used to that. I like, so I needed to sleep. Yeah. I needed to sleep it off. Yeah, the poor child. She's exhausted, everybody. I mean, she did just get married.

I did kind of recap your wedding on my own because you weren't here. But how do you summarize? How do you like conclude your wedding? No, it was everybody. That you did a destination wedding. And I just say that you did a destination wedding. I don't know how to answer when people, like, you go to work and people are like, oh, my God, how was it? And, like, stupid me says, it was so much fun.

Like, is that how you say, is that what you say about a wedding? It was so much fun. But, like, literally felt like I went to the club and came back home and it had the best time of my life. Say that. Could you imagine? If you were like, it was the club. I mean, it was the club. It was the club.

How many shots did you do for real? No. 10. Okay, but can we explain that the shots are small? They're not just small. But I died the next day. But I took two and died. I was in a person the next day. No, I'll tell you why. Our older sister got like a parasite and is still not recovered. That's not from the wedding. I mean, it happened the day after the wedding. I know, but it doesn't, like it takes a while. It's not from the wedding. Are you guys blaming it on the wedding?

Oh, no, I don't know. I haven't talked shit again. Don't talk shit. Don't talk shit. Sorry. No, I think you got, you woke up like that because you drank wine at a wedding. Like, you don't do that. I didn't know what to make my drink of the night. Something not wine. Who drinks wine at a wedding? And like not only at a wedding at your sister's wedding. Oh, you're like upset with me? Yeah.

I said it then too. I was like, why are you ordering a glass of wine? And you also shamed me into taking shots. Yeah. That's what you do. That's what you, that's what your crazy friends do. Yeah. It was so much fun.

Yeah. But they were quarter shots. Like it was very small. So you're making a big deal out of a half. a shot and blaming the fact that you woke up the next morning. What do you mean? What else am I blaming it on? On the wine. Arielle, it's not the wine. I'm a wine.

Like, I'm made of wine. What are they serving? What kind of wine are they serving on weddings? Well, I don't know, Ariel. What do you mean at your wedding? I upgraded to Petrone. I didn't upgrade the wine. You didn't upgrade the wine? No. Oh. She didn't upgrade the wine.

Okay. Another thing I wanted to discuss is obviously, you know, I always talk about how lucky I am, that you're my sister, because you're so cute. But let's talk about how lucky you are for a minute, that you get to do cool shit sometimes. No, I'm still not over it. Like, I couldn't. The other styles concert? No, like any experience that I get to do with you is just beyond even words, but just like the most recent one.

Like, I don't know. First of all, she was so excited. I was going to cry. Well, because Huss was supposed to come with me and then he wasn't feeling so well and I was like okay like Ariel's gonna come she's like don't lie to me like don't tell me it if it's not for real and I was like oh my god relax like what songs do you know like because we're like we like him we get it we get that that he's cute and like we know the few songs that became really big but we're not like stands no we're not stands but like I always think like you get

to go to a concert and like you're a concert girlie I love concerts I know which is like not like me but I will love a con like put me in a suite I'll go see mother fucking like you know who I was gonna say Chris Appleton but he's a hairstylist like a country's music like put me in a suite like I don't fucking care I'll go anywhere but obviously it was very appealing when I was offered to go see Harry styles and get like the whole experience which like we went in a back exit like we got the whole the whole experience and okay so I want to talk about Harry. for a minute. Get that he's really cute. First of all, he's tiny. Tiny. He's not 6.5. He's a tiny. Do you think he's like 5.8? I think he's probably like 5, 5, 5.9. Yeah.

So he's like, search it. Yeah, I'm going to search it. So he's not that large. I don't super get, okay, he is not six feet. He's six feet? He's not. Maybe he looks like smaller than he is on stage. I don't know. I mean, he's probably not. He's like a little bit of, taller than Florence Pugh here in this photo. And Florence Pue is probably like five feet. Right. Do you know what I mean? Okay. Anyway,

but that's not the point. Like, we don't care if you're a shorthy. He does this thing where like he loves to wear lots of colors and like jumpsuits and whatever, which like is fine. I'm not saying that can't be cute. It might not turn me specifically on. But you were wearing color. You were rocking the hot.

I know because I was like it's hairy. Like everyone's going to be wearing the florals. I actually wanted to find like a hippie skirt and like channel Olivia a while she was there by the way i know i asked you there but we didn't spot her because she usually stands like at the bottom on the on the floor level but like he wore the same fit the whole show yeah and i don't even think it's a nice fit like i feel like he could have made like a cuter sparkly jumper whatever that thing is called i definitely thought that he was going to do some outfit change and not being the same fit the whole time but it's such a short concert but that's what

i think it's why i liked it by the way no i liked it too but i do like some more like spice to it like started exactly a 905 when it said it was going to start and ended exactly at 1030. Wait and it didn't it ended maybe like 10.38 but just because he got that 15 consecutive nights at MSG thing from Gayle case. Right. The only reason. Right. But I do want to say first of all 15 consecutive nights. I think that sounds crazy. Right. Like if you're like fucking like Billy Eilish who like jumps on stage and like breaks her legs every concert. She couldn't. do that. Right. He does run around a lot, but I feel like it's like a very poppy, you know, kosher, no drugs kind of vibe. Oh, 100%. And that, you know, I didn't think about that. Like, yes, 15 consecutive nights is hard, but at the same time, like, you're starting at 9 and ending at 1030. Like that's an hour and a half. No, obviously it's like hard, but I just think that it's a very PG-13. It's very like, what does your sign say? Hi to your cat, Toby. Like,

That's less of my vibe. Yeah. Why I think it's his vibe and why it works for him is because the fans will literally take, like, anything they can get from, like, the people that they look up to, right? So a lot of stars are kind of like, fuck you. You came to see me, like, here's the show. Like, fuck you go die.

Who says that? I don't know. Maybe like MGK. I don't know. Justin Bieber. I think he's appreciative. Justin Bieber. When we went to see him, he was like, well.

No, that was when he was going through his hard time. Like, Justin, babe, you're always going through hard time. But I feel like fans really appreciate when they're noticed, when they're appreciated. So I think that it's really smart to do that, the sign rating. I think that what a, and thank you. He said thank you. Oh, my, no, you guys, I was going to be like, stop. I was going to be like, Harry, literally, we get it.

You're welcome. he was like thank you so much thank you so much thank you so much thank you so much thank you so much you guys he said thank you so much and i could tell that he was so appreciative and when he said he said he said like i wouldn't be here without you today and like i felt that he meant it because i don't think his voice is the voice of an angel right like it's a cute voice but like even if you watch his american idol audition i think that the judges saw like crazy charisma so fucking cute whatever a little bit of a good voice that works for a boy band and i think that he knows that he's like for sure talented for sure has it but i'm sure he knows like i'm not the best singer in the world i'm not fucking prince like

he sold out 15 nights at madison no i know i know like but because of the combination of things that you said he just had like that's why and i think the fans are so crazy about him because he makes them feel notice people want to feel notice yeah but don't want to be talking to themselves admiring themselves like that's why taylor swift has the toxic fandom because like she's like I see you guys like I'm doing the Easter egg thing you guys love you know Taylor's version all these little things that she makes them feel like she's listening to them yeah she makes them feel like she cares about them she makes them feel like they're in this together and that's what the fans love that's how you get a toxic fandom 101 how to get a toxic fandom

but I will say like yeah there are a few songs that I know in love but I feel like it's just a fun concert to be at because it's so positive it's so colorful it's so colorful he's so happy yeah he's putting everything he has into every so he's like closing his eyes for watermelon sugar high you know like this isn't a silly indian song but he's still like watermelon sugar like if it's like so deep and like i appreciate that i appreciate that it gives everything his fucking all so as an honor to be there was fun to be there i don't know if i left like more obsessed with like his music or more, I think I liked him as a person. Yeah. I think that I'm more like really intrigued by the fandom and like everything. But Ariel, I think I left more obsessed with

Jimmy Fallon and more intrigued by Jimmy Fallon. Okay, you guys. So the moment we get to our seats, we see Drew Barrymore and Gayle King and we're like, they're in our section. We're in the right place. The feelings that I was feeling. I know. It was really exciting. I just wanted to like watch Drew and her natural habitat because we've seen her be a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs on Instagram with like the rain and like the wall and the all the shit that she's getting excited. But there she was little Drew. By the way, she's like tiny. She's tiny.

She wore like this like tweed suit. She wore a little maizeer suit. No, I can't. But like she got into the music and she was like lifting her hair like sexually. She really was. I know. She loved the hair. She love it lifting her hair.

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12 years old. When I went to high school in the city, I used to spot a celebrity a day. Do you remember this? I had a running list. I'd see everyone. I saw Uma Thurman. I saw Angelian Jolie. Obviously, you guys know, I saw Ashley Simpson. I saw, I saw everybody, even when we were in L.A. and we walked into the Starbucks and you're like, that's blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, who? What? It was like Polly Shores. It was like something ran down. Oh my God. It was Pauli Shore. He was dying to be recognized. It was. I'm like, I see you, Polly. It's a. It's a knack but like i've oh and people be like how didn't i see any celebrity in the city it's like

you're not you don't have it babe like i'll spot i'm like boom i saw drew before like she got there i was just like drew like i just see you even like the back of her head i know i was like how did you see that so i'm very good at spotting celebs so the minute fallon got there i was like oh my god and i hadn't i mean i haven't been watching a show so i didn't know he had a new beard situation going on i didn't know he had a new like hair gel

moose. I was a good head of hair. Oh my God. Well, first of all, just to go back, I would have never thought that was Jimmy Fallon. Like, I know Jimmy Fallon

to be like what you see on his show, which is usually he's clean shaved. Like his hair is a little shorter. You said Jimmy, I would have been like, who's that sexy man over there? And then he started dancing.

And then I was like, Ariel literally looks at me, you guys in my eyes and it's like, that's my dream man. She was so serious. She's like, I know I just got married,

but that right there is my dream man. He was so. so he was like so charismatic he was like you guys he was eating it up like oh he loved that the fans noticed him and he was dancing for them he took fans phones he was doing selfies he was living the life he was sipping on a beer he was whispering shit to drew i feel like he do you feel like he knew he definitely knew people were filming him isn't it so fun to like wake up and like all of ticot is filled with like Jimmy dancing and like that's what he knew would probably happen. But that's what's so funny is like you always think like I've accepted that I'm not original anymore like every thought

that you have like if we thought it was niche to like be obsessed with Jimmy Fallon. It's not. Oh, everyone's obsessed with them. That's why TikTok is filled babe. Because everyone's like who cares about and late night host so fucking much. But apparently we're not the only ones. We're not the only ones. I know. So we were obsessed. I think we spent probably 65% of the concert looking at Jimmy people have spotted us in videos like comments by celebs posted a thing we're in the back like we're in the back everybody's noticing us in the back creeping on jimmy creaking on jimmy the entire time i'm such an idiot there was a point in the show where he came to my like the row before me i don't know why he came to hug like somebody i don't know and i was on my phone and then somebody like a follower

they recognized me was like not skinny not skinny look look to like look at jimmy and i missed him You didn't miss him. He had just left the aisle and in my head I had a quick thought of like maybe ask him to like swing into the kids. You guys, here's the thing. Like, when you guys say hi to me on the street, like I love it. And I'm like, it's so nice. Never think that you're bothering.

Like, I love meeting you. I always wonder though if I would say hi to somebody that I knew and followed. And I don't know who I'd say hi to because there's Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore. And I'm like too fan-girly. And oh, I want to tell you what husband said to me. anything like they're the people though to say i do yeah and he would have loved it he would have like kissed me on the mouth yeah he was all like kissing he was he was really just ecstatic to be there wait can i tell you what huss said to me what do you say he's such a tool sometimes he goes to me

he was like oh first of all we i get a message that night and he's like you're calling people hot all over instagram and then like are yell is and she just got married and that's like rude and i was like literally left him on red well the problem he asked me he was like did you get my message as I was like yes and I've ignored the problem is is that like and our yell says to her husband's face all the time we're literally watching a commercial and she'd be like I'd marry him like no it's like he's like is there anyone you wouldn't marry like if this one he literally doesn't care he literally doesn't give a show but that's why we marry lies I'm like oh my god he's so hot but that's why we married people that like

are indifferent to the world yeah so that we could say shit like that's true wow but that's why when husband like forgets for a minute, I'm like, so he was saying that I'm too fan-girly, which like sometimes his like little comments on the side, I'm always like, you don't get it. You know what I mean? But he literally was like, you were so fan-girly and you were so like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

He's like, you should feel like more on that level. Like you should, or not even feel or like show. He was saying that I should be cooler, basically, and that I'm not cool. But I love that you're not cool. anyway also the funny part is that like you're taking a picture of jimmy dancing and suddenly like he turns around and looks straight out your phone every time every time but here's the thing about being the cool thing i will forever act the way i'm feeling you know what i mean i don't want to front and i'm way too self-aware of a person to front and be like well dumb here and like whatever jimmy phallon like no but here's a thing if i met jimmy phallon and i was introduced to him you'd be cool i could turn into chilling in five minutes. Yeah. But I'm going to still give the R-E-S-P-E-C-T and say,

you're amazing, I'm a huge fan. But give me 10 minutes and I can become friends with you. I can become friends with anybody. But I'll still like fan girl. Like I don't see anything wrong with that. Well, you could be a big fan of somebody and like also like me. I'm a huge fan of you.

But you're my sister. Is she not the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen? Okay. So speaking of being cool and wild, I wanted to give a little BTS of my time at the front row of the boo-hoo ex-C Courtney Kardashian show. Oh, my God. Because a lot of you guys literally were like boop, and you're right. It was such a fucking boop. Hold on one second. I have to send a text.

Okay, one second. No, because I just got a message for anybody that's a Cards catch-up fan and watches the show, which all of you guys should. It was blocked internationally, and I've heard you, and I've complained about it. And I've been like, why is it blocked internationally? My international people want to watch. And they are working on. And I think they just started lifting, like, the bands. It was like YouTube, fucking it up. Yeah.

They're working on it getting legal. And I think it should be available in all countries except Germany. But we're going to get to you, Germany. Hi, Germany. Anyway, so it was such a boop. I know that it was a boop. It was like, hey guys, here I am, friend row. Like with corny, I get it.

I get that it's a boop. But sometimes life happens too fast. And I don't have time to explain how it happened. And that's why I can come in the podcast and explain. in it posts. Can I just say I woke up, Saw your stories. Like I knew you were going obviously, but I woke up Sawyer Stories. And my mouth was dropped the entire time. I think I needed to rewatch like 15 times to fully understand like what I was just watching. I know. So that's the thing. It was a boop for everyone. And again, I'm very self-aware. So I get that it was a boop.

But I can't always tell 600 and whatever amount of people, 1,000 people. Like, okay, this is what happened. So on the podcast, it feels more like, you know, a safe space. But basically, this is how I ended up first row at Boohoo ex-Berni Kardashian with Courtney Kardashian, basically, as her guest. So I knew the Boohoo show was happening. Here's some tea. And I think if you guys listen to the podcast, I said there's going to be a Kardashian fashion show. I knew it before. Because when I was in Israel and I was asked on a bunch of morning shows, they, one of the shows told me, like, do you know if one of the sisters is having a fashion show? I was like, no. And they were like, there's an Israeli model that's going to walk in it. So we know it's going to happen. We don't know. Like, there's like an NDA. So we can't say like, who, what, where. I was like, okay, I'm assuming it's like skims or good American. And then obviously

ended up being Courtney and Boohoo. And I remember my agent was like, do you want me to get you an invite? And I was like, no, if it ain't a personal invite, you ain't going. And that's my thing. And I've said this to you guys before. I've done an episode where I was talking about like fashion weekend about how like, I'm not like a, and in events in generally, I always tell you guys that I'm, I don't go like to events that I'm invited to on lists or like connected to me in some form or whatever. So I was like, no, I don't want like an invite. I want to be like personally invited. Yeah. I'm not personally invited.

I don't want to fucking go. So I also knew that. Well, okay. So Simon Huck, who is best friends with the Kardashians, which I've always seen him on the show. And I was always like, oh, he's cute. But like, we didn't really get to know him on the show. And then I got to meet him at the skin facial, died, fell in love. He's the funniest person.

I told him, I was like, listen, like, people don't know that you're funny on the show. He's like, really? And I'm like, really? He's like, I'm a prop. I'm like, you're a prop. Like, nobody knows how funny you are. I was like, but like try to be funny in those moments. Anyway, so he's hilarious and I really, really like him.

And his husband, Phil, who's the cutest little man, has that perfume line sniff that I really like. And I started getting PR packages for them a while ago. and I was invited to a few of their events and I didn't go. And then once I became friends with Simon and friendly with Simon, I was like, okay, I'll for sure come to your next event. Like I promise. And he was like, good.

It's going to be the Steph Shep collab, which I love their collab together. And I just had stuff on the pod. And I was like, of course. Like if I'm in New York, I'm going to come to the stuff shop one. Lead to the day of that event. I actually had Steph Shep on the pod during the day. And then Simon. And then I was like talking to.

time. I was like, yeah, I'll see you later. And he was like, by the way, Kravis is going to be there. Oh, my God. And I was like, oh, and first of all, I was so happy that I said I was going before because imagine I would have said you're going after that. I'd be like, oh, that's so crazy. I thought to come now. And I thought it was so cool because Simon had told me from the beginning that it's like 25 people, that it's super chill. That's what you like. And that's what I like. It wasn't influencery. And the fact that Kravis is even coming just shows like, you know, why I love them and like Courtney. Because I feel like to come to such a chill event just to support your friends is really cool yeah so i fucking went

and went by myself which so many of you guys have been like proud of me for doing more shit like that because you guys have been with me since like bravo con where i had a panic attack to like go by myself do you remember i remember and now i'm like just go to events by myself not to say there isn't any anxiety but i think as long as you feel like i could leave like i'll always feel that yeah if i get there and i'm mortified You could leave. Bye. Yeah.

You know what I mean? And that's also going alone gives you that more of independence vibe because you're like, I can come, I can go, I can leave. Like nothing is going to, whatever. Plus get a tequila right away. And also going alone, I said this on my Instagram is like, it's so much smarter to go to events that you want to mingle and want to, if you're like, I'm going because I have to, I don't want to talk to anybody, go with somebody.

If you think you would want to be able to talk to people, go alone. And it makes you mingle. It makes you talk to people. You have to. Like literally you'll sit next to somebody random and just be like, hi. Yeah. Because what the fuck else are you going to do? Yeah.

So I go to that event and then I see Kravis, obviously. And, you know, they're so nice and they're so welcoming. And they're always when I see them just so great. Like I love them. Yeah. And then Courtney was talking about her show and she's like, you're coming. And I was like, no, Courtney. I like, I'm fine.

She's like, what? And she started like calling your assistant over and be like, wait, how is Amanda not invited? How is it? And she started literally making the biggest deal. And then Simon was like, oh my God, what do you mean you're not coming? You're hosting it. Are you kidding me? And it was being so funny.

I was like, shit, now I have to go because they're like literally turning tables here. And then they were like, you know, we're sending you things like the morning. You're coming. I was like, okay. And that's what I wanted. It's like I literally said, I want a personal. invite and that's what I got. Yeah. I got that. And then it's like, oh my God, fuck now I have to go. Like, you can't not go after that. But I still, I didn't know where I'm going to sit,

where I'm going to be. It's like, I never want to like overstep. Like I'll now will come and I'll deal with whatever the situation is. So I get there. This is still weird from you guys. Even to get out of the cab, it was like at the high line. And then I have to walk up the stairs at the high line by myself, stand in the line, like say I'm on the list. thing in reality. I didn't tell you. Like, I'm on the line. And they get to like the check in person. And they're like, do you have a ticket? Are you like on a list? And I was like, I don't have a ticket. Like I'm on a list. And she was like, who are you here with? And I was like, Courtney Kardashian. Wait, wait. What do they say? What do they say? I don't remember. I was mortified that that

that was my answer. Oh my God. But then again, I was like, okay, but everybody's here for Courtney Kardashian. But I meant like that I'm like, I guess. So then I ask where my seat is. I go to my seat and I see food god sitting there, which by the way, I met him the night before at that event and was, blown away. Flown away, guys.

What an interesting man. Let me fucking tell you. He did not appreciate my jokes. Which I was like, but not really food god, Jonathan. And I was like, let's make a video about how I'm like, Jonathan. And he's like, no. And I was like, but Jonathan.

And he was like, no. He's really funny. He cracked me up because I was talking to him about the food God thing. And he had a friend there with him, Richie Rich, who sells like jewelry. You guys maybe saw him on Instagram or something. And so after I'm literally like, food God, I don't know. Like when I'm Jonathan, blah, blah, blah. He's like, here's my friend, Richie Rich.

And I'm like, Richie Rich. Oh, cool, Richie Richie Rich. Nice to meet you. And Jonathan is like, Jonathan is like, oh, Richie Richie Rich. that rolls right off the tongue for you but food god he's like food god god for a big fucking food but rich oh rich you rich rich rich rich rich and i'm on the fucking floor and then he goes upside down cue to the a to the fifth no problem nice to meet you upside down cute to the a to the fifth food god what is that food i can't say that that's too hard for me to say i'm like oh my god you have a point

i was like oh my god and i was like wait i think i know why it is i was like because Richy rich. I just met him. He's Richy rich. That's his name. People knew you as Jonathan before and that's why it's hard to make the change. He was like, if Chris Jenner sees me, she'll call me food God. I was like, okay, that's fine. But by the way, you guys, he is really nice. I asked him also about how he's like notorious for like blocking people and he was like, well, if they're mean, I'll block them. And I was like, I guess that makes sense. But it just does seem like with the blocking and with the food God, like he is stuck in like 2007 where people are like Jonathan is Kim's BFF and he's like living. in the shadows

someone else's dream. But like, no, we're not there anymore. Like, it's fine. You could be your own person. We just think it's a little weird. You're insisting on food god. And also like, you know, but he's a really, he's a nice person.

I feel kind of bad for him that he's stuck in that mindset because I was really trying. I thought I was like being a psychologist and getting through to him that like, maybe it's okay. And now I'm remembering that the night before when I met him at the sniff event. I was also talking to him about this. because of a one track mine, I couldn't stop.

So there was a rich. And then you keep posting about it. I'm like, Amanda, it's not funny. And then I posted the picture of us. And I was like, calling food God, but seriously. And the next day, Ariel was like, didn't he hate that thing? And I was like, oh, my God, does he hate me? But I asked Simon, Simon said he doesn't hate me.

It's hard. I understand the struggle. I'm not saying that I don't understand him. I think that it's hard when you're, it's hard, I guess, when you're known for that in the beginning. But like, listen, I just had Steph shop on. She took that and ran. Yeah.

You know, a lot of people. It depends on the type of person. It depends on the type of person. But I think that it's hard living in the shadow and someone else's dream. But I think that it's like there are ways to branch out. Yeah. And I'm sure it's not easy. I'm sure it's not easy.

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So I didn't really know my sitting situation. I knew I was like, okay, food guy sitting here, I'm sitting next to him, and then there were like five empty seats, but I still didn't know what was happening. And then they came, like, and then Simon arrived, which, like, I had a feeling I would be put next to Simon. And then it was literally food god, Ali Rizzo, who's like best rooms with Courtney, Phil, Simon's husband, me, Simon, Courtney Travis.

I was like, oh, first of all, you know that I didn't even think about if her sisters are coming. Like, I didn't even cross my mind, but they didn't. Like, none of her family came. Obviously, some people are like, Courtney was snubbed, like, blah, blah, blah. I don't know what to think of that. I mean, I think Coco just had a BB. Yeah.

Not too long ago. I mean, she went to Beyonce's birthday party, but okay. But that's in L.A. Oh, that's what I was going to say, like, in the same, like. Yeah. Kendall had just walked the Vogue World, like Courtney went to Vogue World. Chris had just been in New York. Listen, maybe Boohoo isn't high enough on the list, you know, as a collab, I don't know. Maybe, you know, Courtney didn't show up for some of their stuff.

You never know. Yeah. But I will say, like, it could get lonely at the top. if those were her like I was in the besties yeah okay I was I was I was part of the besties because there weren't a lot of besties yeah you know what I mean yeah and I think that they I think that it is lonely at the top and I think that you don't have a lot of like I think that they don't trust a lot of people yeah but I think it makes sense they're they're obviously the Kardashians the most famous family in the world and you can't trust a lot of people but

when you do trust you really trust and you don't need a big circle of people you need a small circle of people that like are 100% with you yeah you know yeah and there you are and there i am and listen they have been just so welcoming of me and so great to me they've been you know it's a big word but i'll use it friendly to me like so fucking friendly to me all of them so like of course I'm going to respect them back and show them love back. And they've been nothing but kind. And they've wanted to be on my podcast. And they've followed me on Instagram.

And they've invited me to their events and took me in as a fucking friend. Anyway, so it was a super cool boop. And actually had fun. Aside for the fact that there were like no drinks being served, you were parched and needed like a. I was like a Diet Coke. No. Okay.

And what I did think was cool was that the night before Courtney was like talking about the event and she was like oh boohoo wants me to like stand up at the end and give like a little bow and i was like oh my god do it and she's like no i'm like so shy blah and then the show ended and people like clapping and i was like corny get up and like shit i was like corny get up and i think you see it on like a video on tuesday yeah yeah yeah and then she got up and it was because of me so she's so cute and shy did you see that brad pitt came out with uh skincare it's called le domain and it costs like 300 plus dollars

and it's genderless and now a lot of people are like genderless skin care. Did you say Brad Pitt came out with a skin care line? Brad Pitt? Yeah, do you know him? He's super hot. Sorry, his but why is Brad Pitt coming out with his skincare line?

Because he's probably like the hottest man alive at 50 and he's like I should sell it in a bottle. It angers you? Well it's good. It's like lead domain, it's going to be priced at like $350. So not, not affordable for the majority. I know. Like if they want to send me a PR package, like I'll accept and rate and review.

But alongside Brad Pitt, people are talking about the Travis Barker skincare line because he did post a photo being like rub it all over your body and there is a moisturizer of Barker wellness. But this isn't brand new. He came out with Barker Wellness like I think when him and Courtney like started. It's like CBD based. So he had like, a pain relief cream then and like a tincture and like all the shit so it could be that the moisturizer is new but barker wellness has been around for a couple years and i'll just say this i think that when you come out with a brand here's my thing for it to be successful you need to fucking die over it you know what i mean i think for anything like that's the reason i

don't open a ticot or like i die over my instagram i die over my i can't die over a million things and like for example kim i don't know how skin is doing but like skims like that's kim you know what i mean yeah it could be that skin is doing okay i don't know that's like breaking the market you know what i mean and like road people have been waiting for road because that's that's hailing now that's road yeah you really have to like die over the things that you're doing and like you know you can't just like have a brand on the side you know what i mean you have to like i mean but but these people can because they have so many follow But the question is, how's it doing?

Right. How is it doing? Right. We don't know. Right. We don't know. And I'm sure if you compare numbers for obviously skims or skin, like skims is doing a lot better.

But like, yes, that it's, they can just have side rins. Well, you guys, I did want to give you a little like, do you know that Travis Barker is like, it's more than what you guys see on like the Kardashians? Do you know what he is? He's like a walking like, first of all puppy to Courtney. Hmm. Like, he's the sweetest. fucking thing ever it's of normal like you're like are you real he's like my baby like that's real

he's just like my baby's the most beautiful like my baby's the most gorgeous my baby's the best mom they're so obsessed with each other and you're like can you compliment me all day like can somebody and i asked corny i was like corin is you like this all the time she was like yeah and she goes he just asked me like are we drinking today like i decide she decides everything he wrote me a message after the night after the fact fashion show and he wrote court did so good because first he has to say about Courtney

literally Ariel well because he worships her it's honestly the sweetest thing he wrote so fun court killed it we enjoy you honestly like I don't think everyone anyone has ever told me they enjoy me I know I felt like it was a little like I was inducted

you were like baptized I was welcome welcome to enjoy you come and entertain that and honestly I'm fucking enjoyable like I'm the life of that party no you know how Chloe said on my podcast like they're all bumps and a log like of course I'm the most fun that's how I feel it's like you guys the spring the champagne the spring of the champagne did I talk about this anywhere okay no I'm gonna tell you guys right now this is so funny okay so after the boo-hoo thing you get rushed over no okay so after the boohoo show ended i tell corny to stand up whatever then i see like them the the core

group like starting to get up and in my head i'm like Amanda you're not getting on but you're going home like don't try to like just do your own thing and simon is like commander come come come so i'm like oh my god okay so i get up with them and we are shuffled down the like catwalk essentially while everyone's still sitting and are i swear i was like semi like embarrassed because i was like oh my god I know people here and here I'm like walking with Courtney that that looks so weird so I'm like okay whatever and I'm like where are we going and time is like we're going in the green room and I was like why like I need to know everything yeah yeah you can't just go can't just go then we're shuffled in this like scary elevator that's like I'm how is there an elevator at the high line like I don't

even know where we are where we're going and I'm like what is this elevator like why are we so many people in it you know food got shuffles and he's looking at me like what are you doing here I'm like, what are you doing here? I feel like food god thought I was so funny because my faces, he kept on being like, your reaction. Like my faces were so reactive. Yeah. Whatever.

So we go. And it's like, oh, okay, what are we doing in this room? And then Travis starts like, oh, he pops the champagne open. And everyone was like, oh, that was anti-climactic because like didn't even make a pop. So I was like, so shake it. So he started shaking it. And then that's the video I posted. Ariel, when I tell you, I was so parched.

Wait, I was like, you didn't even drink the champagne. No, listen, nobody wanted to drink the champagne. How? I was like, I'm going to go find a fucking glass up in this house. So I go and there was like a table of like tea and like cardboard cups for like coffee and tea. I took that. So you guys, if there was like a hidden camera on me or like a Big Brother style camera and you saw me, just picture little old me, awkward me, going to the crafts table or whatever, picking up the cup and

like, I literally started to walk to Travis to be like, can you pour me some in my cup, please? Like, I was literally on my way to Travis Barker with my coffee cup for him to pour me champagne. As I was inching, somebody was like, took me and was like, okay, we're going. And I was like, so why don't we come here? Like, I still didn't get what we did. I think it was just like, accompany the queen and then like leave, which like, I don't know if I could live that life because like I need to know what we're. doing and if we came here for no fucking reason then i wouldn't have come in the first life so literally i was like i chucked the cup really quickly so nobody saw but like fucking drink the shit that's what i'm

saying like they didn't even drink the champagne yeah yeah like at least let's get drunk up in this yeah yeah and then after it was like 9 30 p.m. sale my mouth dry as a fucking the sahara desert and everyone's like good night i was like i'm going to get a fucking drink okay who's coming anyways so i had to just give you guys more of that BTS so you know that I'll never fully fucking boop you. Anyway, this has been real.

Oh, you're ready to be done. Okay, you guys, if you ask, why isn't a real on the pod? We love her. Stop. I love being on the pod. Just a few. You know, I'm just kidding. People love you, but you're ready to wrap up. No, I've had a week full of talking. Like, this is like really

like, I'm impressed with myself at this point that I'm still talking and I talked the whole podcast no I spoke did you I spoke okay all right well thank you wait are we done though for real yeah it's 45 minutes oh that's it oh so what are you saying even I knew it was wrapping up so I was like oh wait you guys today is Tuesday this comes out on Tuesday meaning I'm in LA and you guys don't know what for yet but I'm sure you will start guessing I wish I could come with you. I know. I wish you could too, especially because it's cold as pook in New York.

I know, I know. Anyway, you guys, rate and review the podcast if you love it, five stars and a review. And I will give you a big, big, big virtual hug and kiss. And I will see you. Next week is going to be good, babies. It's going to be real fucking good. We love you. Bye.

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