Not Skinny But Not Fat - HASHTAG QUARANTINE HASHTAG PODCAST

Episode Date: March 24, 2020

Arielle joins me in hating on all the poor quarantined celebs we are crying for! How are they doing it in their giant mansions with huge backyards and olympic sized pools? We obvi have to discuss the quarantine crew hashtag Tyler C and Hannah Brown, who are spending it together in his FL house and ruining my life with more Tik Toks. We recap VPR, the wedding episode WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR (to end), Summer House and more. Listen, what else do you have to do? This episode was brought to you by: Ritual Essentials have the nutrients most of us don't get enough of in our food. Make Ritual a part of your life – a subscription based service that adds up to only $1.00 per day. Right now Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/notskinny to start your Ritual today. Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No, and I also think that... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, leave me alone. We need to talk about your no, no, no, no, I want to finish my thought. No, no, no. Anyways, and I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps, and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. is not skinny, but not fat. Hello, everyone. Happy quarantine. Happy social distancing.

Quarantine run. Hashtag blast. Hashtag social distancing. Hashtag isolation. And Kylie's like daily updates. Please stay in your house. I stayed in my house and my giant house that takes over literally probably 20 New York blocks. My entire pregnancy thing, God, I'm prepared for, like, the long walk from my bedroom to the pool.

Like, do you, I want to say something. You guys know I don't take, okay, I do take credit for a lot of shit. I wrote that thing where I was like, celebs be complaining about staying home in their giant mansion, in their backyard, in their giant pool. And then people are sending me like these memes everywhere. Like, excuse me. You made it. It's yours. I made that bitch famous.

I made that bitch famous. He's going to sue us. I made a famous. So before we get into the drama that is kind of wild right now with Kanye and Tatee. Yeah, guys, 2016 is coming back full circle Mente. But first of all, hey, you guys, welcome to this episode. Remember when I used to do that? I don't do that anymore.

So why are you doing it right now? I don't know. It felt like we kind of just like flowed on in. Yeah. So happy quarantine. No, I'm just kidding. I am so over all these celebrities with their hashtag quarantine. Like hashtag, somebody asked me at the beginning of this corona bullshit, like, are you getting mad at people for misusing the terms quarantine, self-isolation, social distancing?

And I was like, no, like we have to be patient with people. This just started. Like, we don't even know what the shit is. Fast forward five minutes. And I'm like, but I'm not angry about the mis. Well, yeah, I'm a little angry. Because I feel like celebrities are mad annoying in general and they give us so much shit to like talk about and hate on. But then give them something like this where they're like posting a pick of them in a bikini being like social distancing.

Like that's not the point of this. You know what I mean? And also like in their giant homes with their giant backyards like you said in pools. But also we this is not an if I have no problem. I'm continuing on my page at full force to like have people be in. the know of what I can know and help with, but also, like, keep on making people laugh, keep on, like, keeping good vibes up. I'm down with that. But this is not an excuse to, like, post a photo, hashtag social distancing. And, and people also got confused when I posted

Courtney's quarantine run, which doesn't even make sense. And Kendall's, like, social distance walk or whatever. And I was hating on that. I'm not against working out and being outside. Like, I go outside with my dog. If I knew good at the supermarket, I'm going to go. I took a walk last night. But you're not going to post about it. Like quarantine walk. Yeah, it's just like, annoying. And it's already overused. And like it hasn't even been that long. So like, and it's definitely not an excuse for Stasi baby to be cooking naked in her kitchen. Hashtag quarantine cooking. Hashtag fake ass. Hashtag lipo. Hashtag I have my best friend's body. Yeah. No, I agree. I agree.

Ariel's looking extra disheveled today. You've been telling me this all week. No, because I want to tell you something. But what do you want me to do? I try to look put together. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Every morning.

Let me tell something about me. No, I don't want to hear how great you are. You always look put together. No, I don't. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that I, even today, it's a Saturday, and we're in this corona thing. I put my hydrolonic acid, which I said wrong. It's hyleronic.

I'm literally rolling my eyes at you. I put my primer. I put my drunk elephant. HydraB I'm sorry influencer that I don't have all of these products And like glossier lip balm.com Okay

Put a little Victoria's Secret 17 year old Amanda Sprit Sprit Sprits Then I noticed my hair is looking like a lion So I was like oh let me use my con air Giant contraption thing That I use when I want to make it pretty Because I want to look in the mirror

And not vomit on myself Okay so like I really try to look put together And then I still look in the mirror and I look disheveled, no matter what I do. I got to the point this week where, like, my hair was all over the place and I went to take... Baby, you have the straightest hair in history. It can really look more normal than it does right now. No, but it...

What I'm saying, guys, there's hashtag, like, love yourself, hashtag. That's exactly what you're saying. Thanks. Sorry. Hashtag, you know, let's keep up appearances. You know what we didn't talk about on the pod? What? Hashtag BB.

Hashtag BB that you just announced. I announced, I think it was last Saturday. Actually, whoever listens to this podcast gets an inside scoop. But basically, I've been thinking since before I got pregnant, I was like, oh my God, when I'm going to tell my followers, when am I going to post it? Like, it's always been in my mind just because of how important it is to me more than my friends. Like I'm like, don't need to tell my friends.

And then I didn't know how like superstitious I was or how much I was against telling ahead of time like but it just happened that it was really easy and I got really lucky with knock on wood a good easy first trimester that I was able to feel good and continue normally and and then like you know from here to there became five months pregnant and I was like oh I think I'm like ready to tell got like you know just important test results back you know there's always going to be more test results, always more things. But I just felt ready to share. And I think that's the bottom line for moms to be who are like when to share and like when do they say and like do what feels right to you. And you know, I even knew that some friends would be upset with me because I waited

until I was, you know, five months to even share with them. But I was like, this is how I feel. I didn't feel the need to tell people unless either I saw them or I just didn't. And that's a personal thing. And especially with, you know, over 100,000 people, I knew I wanted all my followers to be part of this process with me because I do share everything. But I wanted, but it felt right to wait. So I didn't know when. I knew that once I became five months, I was like ready to share. But I was like, um, like maybe when we like go somewhere cool and like take a nice picture.

So it's not just like a selfie. So I wasn't even planning it. And we went to Randall's Island last weekend. to be outside a little bit. And I was wearing this, like, giant t-shirt and, like, giant, like, sweatpants. But it was such a beautiful day. And it was, like, sunny in the bridge in the background. And Huss was taking pictures of, like, other people.

He was, like, doing portrait mode for a bunch of people. And then I was, like, squeeze me. And then he was like, oh, my God, maybe, like, well, do it. Or I said, I don't remember. And then he took a few pictures of me and ended up being one that I was like, I think I'm going to post it. and then got home husband went to take a nap sat on the fucking toilet this is a true story and I just fucking posted it and then I and then I told husband like would you mind if I posted

it without like sitting with like you're okay with me just doing it and he's like yeah that's fine and then I posted it and in a second there was so much love pouring in and so much support and I was like I needed him to like be part of it with me I was like can you not go to sleep because this is crazy and then he actually didn't get up so I ran into your apartment and I was like oh my god are you like this is blowing up like I really felt like I was Kim Kardashian on paper magazine when she broke the internet with her butt and like pearls and whatever she that photo shoot was but I never thought about like the likes or the comments or the love and support I would get when I posted I just knew I was ready to share it and share

all the funny moments that are happening to me and this whole journey which is like obviously a part of my life now but I shared the photo and I shared the photo and I shared the gender reveal a little later, which I also wasn't planning. None of this was like planned. I didn't know I was going to share the gender reveal. I didn't even know Amanda fucking Harsh would do a gender reveal. But once I got pregnant, I, you know, knew like you'll find that's a gender sometime. And I also knew from friends and my sister, how they like call you. And they're like, hey, like, do you want to know the sex? And then they tell you. And it's like anticlimactic. Like I've been there for Allison. I've been there for friends.

where it's like exciting, but I just knew I wanted to be like more of a boom moment. But also like Husps started getting carried away. And he's like, let's do like shooting things into the air. And like, remember I was like, no, I'm literally not going to do it if you get carried away. So I wanted to do like a cake, but like the best cake. So I got a cake from flower shop where the Kardashians usually get their like cakes that pour shit out of them. So I knew I wanted that. We knew we wanted the Kardashian cake.

knew one of the Kardashian cake so I was very like in this weird unlike me very decisive like knew what I wanted and also like wouldn't think that I'd be cheesy but like I wanted to find out together with everyone and have it be like a thing even though I did have a feeling that it was going to be a boy but not in the like spiritual I can feel my baby thing in the like I've always thought that I would want a girl so I was like I'm going to have a boy like that's just life obviously really happy and shared that as well that day because a lot of people were asking me about how many months I am and what the gender is. So I went ahead and share that too. And now I feel like I can just continue my life and my Instagram life and podcast life. And this is like a part of it

and everyone knows. And now I can, you know, feel free. Yeah. And we were like honestly waiting for the moment. I kept asking you, I think like, when are you going to share? Like, when are you planning? And you never said you knew when. So I'm happy. I'm happy that it's out there. I know. So that we don't have to lie about skinny marks anymore. Oh my God.

So like twice throughout the five months, I was like I posted a pick of me in like a glass of wine or like a skinny mark because I was like, shit, I'm not posting about it anymore. And it's funny because when I announced I got so many messages being like, I've noticed the lack of skinny marks. And then I got one message saying, I notice you're eating like what husband eats. And I was like, that was. That was the funniest. That was a wake-up call.

Oh, my God. That was a wake-up call. I was like, oh, my God. Like, if they're noticing it, like, it must be true and I need to, like, shut the trap. Anyway, so that's that. Thank you. Love you. And we'll be right back for, you know, important.

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Bachelor nation say what oh my god no way oh oh oh oh my god hashtag so in one day we wake up and start seeing like pat picks of Hannah B and Tyler in like Florida together everywhere but this is after we knew she went to his mom's funeral there was they were pictured there like once right but that was like oh she's being supportive like it wasn't really like yellow gossipy it was Very understandable. But then about two weeks later, all of a sudden he's picking her up from like a Florida airport. And from here to there. She's in Juniper. In quarantine crew, there are other people there, including Matt James. I think in Tyler's house, I don't know if it's his parents' house. It must be his parents' house.

Because it has a pool. Yeah. And it looks like a parent's house. Yeah. And they're chilling calling themselves the quarantine crew. they opened an Instagram page they opened a TikTok fuck my life um I mean it's like not just like oh one pet pick here and there they're like all over the place like my whole explore page is like Hannah Brown and Tyler C but it's probably because you're like looking it up yeah because I'm like

I want I don't want to know about it but like I need to know about it no first of all I was telling people at the beginning that I would chip because you know you know my hate for Tyler C but seeing him and Hannah together like I have to be honest of my feelings even if they're not consistent and like seeing them together it did kind of warm my heart not in the quarantine ticot crew but when i saw them together like in the airport or on that pat pick where she was like had his her feet on him i was like oh because that would be kind of like a like we've been so disappointed in the bathroom yeah lately you know right no it would be the cutest thing but then like and like i so ship that also but then i think about tyler c and like the fact that he

was hanging out with Kylie and Stacey baby and he went out with Gigi and he was the thirstiest monster there ever was so then I'm just like but like how did he do that and like but then think about the fact that she broke his heart quote and quote and quote and quote and then she asked him out right but I'm saying like she could have something against him for like all the shit he did after the show but he can also be like you didn't pick me you know what I mean yeah it's not so I feel like they have equal like ammo on each other so they can be at a place where they start fresh. You know what I mean?

I mean, they're 100% together. I mean, I don't know. You don't go quarantine for two weeks with like your ex and not be together. I think what happened, my theory is that she reached out to him when she heard his mom died. She was like, oh, my gosh. I don't know what that was. That was an English accent. She was like, you try, please.

Oh, my gosh. I'm like Joey with the Jamaican accent right now Yeah man Oh my God man No she was like Oh my God I don't know what's happening I'm British

Can we blame like I don't know what Okay Hashtag quarantine craziness I think she was in I think she reached out to him When she heard about his mom Flew to the funeral Probably so sweet of her

supported him You know Tragedy connects people even if think about like exes that you've had or something and then something bad happens even if it's small you want to reach out to them you know what i mean and you want there to be someone that like you were connected to so i'm assuming that like connected them and then the corona shit started happening and he was like hey listen like we're gonna quarantine here like dope if you came so they could be doing it but also i don't know is she doing it with mad james or like her brother, his brother, Ryan, because like they're all, all of them are all over each other, which isn't social distancing at all. They made a TikTok that like, where like her and Matt James were, like, they, she addressed the fact that there are rumors that her and Matt James are together.

Yeah, and they're not, they're not. But her and Tyler C are 100% boning. When I look at their bodies together, like, I don't even know what to think. Who's more brawling? Who's more brawling than the other? Tyler C., like he's so brawick, he can't even like walk right. because he's just all muscle. It's a lot to look at.

Her body, she's, like, the fittest person I've ever seen in life. And, like, I mean, there are a beautiful couple. Can you, okay, I just want to tell you guys something. If anything ever happens to me, the way you'll know that something happened to me is because I'll open a TikTok and then just, like, immediately, no. Like, if I open a TikTok, you guys, like, something's wrong. Something is wrong. The other day I did this Instagram filter.

and it was like this game and people were like, that's a TikTok thing. So just putting it out there, like anti-Tick-Tac, not anti-Nsagram filters. It might be copied from TikTok. Like, don't mind that. But, and surprisingly, and you guys know when I can admit my like exceptions, there are some funny TikToks.

They're just not made by Bachelor people. Definitely not by Maddie fucking Pruitt or Hannah-Fucking Ann. Those aren't the TikTok. I'm sure there's such creative people the way Vine used to be that are doing like really creative shit on TikTok but I'm not here to see Bachelor influencers that have

no rhythm aka Maddie Pruitt aka she got like did she shrink like what happened she seemed like a normal size person on the show and then the show ends and she's like the tiniest human she's like a little like fly I don't know

she's so fucking tiny she looks 16 She's teeny tiny She's doing TikToks I mean I'll give it to Hannah Ann Hannah Ann has way more coordination And like can move better than her But like I don't care about that

Like I want to watch Jade Chenowichich Chenowich you know that amazing dancer Oh yeah Jadebug I want to watch her dance That's what makes my heart pump I don't want to watch a bunch of white girls Who can't move from The Bachelor

It's like oh it makes me so fucking angry. And it's also so unentertaining. And it's on entertaining. And it's, you know who it's entertaining for? 13 year olds that love Hannah Ann's like summer dresses and hair extensions. Oh my God. The hair extensions. So we need to just remember that. I told I, um, Ariana from Vanderpump Rules who is, you know, a lover. And, uh, we talk a lot. And she is into the bachelor's stuff. I think only via me. I don't think she watches. No. But she even told me like,

I'm always shooketh by like the. engagement of the bachelor people because think about the fact that hana ann and ariana have the same amount of followers we love playing this follower game have the same amount of followers but hana anne has so much more engagement and ariana is so real that she'll be like i get fucking 6 000 likes on a photo and hana ann gets 50k you know what i mean that hundreds of like like they post anything and so the i mean we've been trying to figure this out for a while we talked about you know the the the different audience the fact that bravo is you know cable and ABC is like a network that anyone can watch.

I don't know. But no, and I also think that. No. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, leave me alone. We need to talk about your no. No, I want to finish my thought.

And then can we talk about your no? No, I don't want to talk about it. No, now you're annoying me. No. No. Anyways. So I feel like even though Bravo has culty following and occulty, fan like whatever ABC is a hundred thousand times that so even though the same amount of people

follow them it's a little bit different because a bachelor takes over the world bachelor takes over the world VPR doesn't take over the world VPR sadly doesn't take over the world so we got Hannah Ann aside from her TikToks and hanging out with Patrick Schwarzenegger's best uh girlfriend who's her best friend so I don't care about that so much let's talk about the fact that she not only moved to a giant L.A. apartment a day after coronavirus, like, started in the world, which is, like, very, very, that's when my brows got raised because I, we've talked about this a few times. I can be sarcastic. I'm whatever, but I'm, like, a believer at the end of the day and want to, like, I don't want to be

sarcastic and, like, you know, cynical. So I believed Hannah Ann in the finale of The Bachelor, right? we were all here cheering her on and being like wow and mom was fucking saying like she's incredible like barb had a hana ann side for god's sakes and then you're like wait she was so hurt she was so this a day later she has already turned key into her new apartment in l.A you're like really aching over this i see her face i'm i have the no because i feel really strong with you're so bitter i have the biggest like i'm just eye rolling here because i can't handle that shit I can't handle that chit.

Can Bachelor people... Being duped? No, not being duped. Can Bachelor people just go fucking home and stay fucking home? Go back to Iowa. She's from like Arkansas? I don't know. Doesn't matter.

Go back to Alabama. Alabama. She's from Alabama. Go back to Alabama. Stay in Alabama for a little bit. It just doesn't make sense to me that literally the show ends and you move to L.A. Then that just shows that you're not there for the right reasons. Go home and stay home for a little bit.

If she moved to L.A., literally in six months, I would like be like, Like, okay, that makes more sense. But she did, because the filming probably wrapped three months ago. Oh, it was three months? Yeah. Okay. So I'm saying, I don't know. Go home and stay home.

Why do you need to move to L.A. the second you stopped filming. But Hannah Brown also moved to L.A. the second she stopped filming. Yeah, Hannah Brown also moved to L.A. the second she stopped filming. But I feel differently about Hannah-Anna. Okay. I mean, Hannah Brown. You know why we forgave her? Too many Hanas.

What? You're really over it. Yeah. You know why we forgave Hannah Brown? Because she was heartbroken for real zies. Like she was fucked. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Jed fucked her. She was broken. She wanted Tyler. He fucked her. Yeah. So she was basically like, oh, poor Hannah Brown. So like we were rooting for her. Whereas like Hannah Ann, we were rooting for her.

But the, the switch was too, was too quick. It was so fast. Even though she was like hurt too, I, okay, this is what I think. Even though Hannah Ann was her too, we had just seen who she is as a person on that last episode with hannah brown we saw it all all season with hannah ann it's like all season we're all making fun of her with the hearts over the eyes and this 12 year old was on a show blah blah blah we don't get it we don't get it we don't get it we don't get it finale we're like oh she's telling peter to fuck off oh she's being so like cool oh girl power oh this and that

so she just bought us so you have to like give us that for a while and be consistent and i think what happened was for me it's like you're not going to keep me because I'm like a savvy you know watcher I'm not a 13 year old so you're not going to have me at any cost like you like you so obviously TikTok videos aren't my stick so and and the second thing that she's been doing that's been irking me and she's been every post she's been posting is about like healing and how she's so broken I'm eating great food to heal from the pain I'm on a rock to heal from the pain but be your own rock

rock it's like she's milking the sympathy votes a bit too much no because she saw because when did she jump from 500K to 1 million after the

Peter broke her fucking hard okay and after she like looked amazing in that breakup scenario yeah so that's when she realized

oh shit all season no one gave a shit about me I mean she was at 500K but I think she came into the show probably like 200K

whatever but she was a finalist And I think that once she saw, okay, people like this, people saw this, let me milk it. Please, bitch. Hannah Brown didn't fucking post about healing every day. And she was fucked like galore. Becca K., who I also don't give a shit about, also didn't, you know, she was heard by Ari. She moved the fuck on.

It's just like, don't milk it, bitch. Like you're 23 years old. You'll be fucking fine. You move to L.A. to pursue a career being an influencer. She's the happiest she's ever. been right now. Also, do they know that you can be an influencer in Alaska? But that's what I was going to say. This is my point. You don't need to be in a lady about an influencer. You took my like, my, I can't speak today. I know you've ever, babe. Ever, ever. Oh my God. Vanessa Grimaldi

only moved to LA for Nick Viall. They broke up back to Montreal. She still lives there. Tia lives in Arkansas just now moved to Nashville, but Nashville. Kaelin Bristow Nashville. Who else can I? Raven Colgitz lives with Adam somewhere else. There's so many bachelor people who are still influencers that don't need to move to LA and this just shows me who the real ones are. The ones that don't immediately pick up and leave their home to go to LA to pursue some sort of career.

But like also they need to be realistic about their goals. What did he actually come for? I hate him now. Think about Tia. I had my. Not Tia, not Tia. What's? Tisha.

Tisha. I know. Tasia lost me. I remember I followed her and I was like, what we're at. John Paul Jones is trying to be a model, which he maybe can. He can be a model. But he's been posting these like supermodally picks.

It's like weirding me out. Anyway, you guys, Bachelor Nation is a crazy fucking place, but you know what? They not only give us juice from the season, they give us so much to talk about from social media and for months to come. Now we have, you know, the Bachelorette with Claire Crawley, who's 38. We saw the guys that were lined up for her are mostly, I would say the average age is like 20. One of them being Motherfucking Mad James, which I felt like God was like,

you know, I won't say God. I'll say the Bachelor gods are like laughing in my face. What do you think happen? You think like Tyler's like take my friend and they're like, okay? Like that's what happened? I think it's the casting people

like already know Tyler. So I feel like the casting people reach out to like old contestants and are like, do you have any hot friends or you know, cute friends? Yeah, that's how it works. It's like a person.

Somebody has the casting position is you, you know, someone like you. So I was like, hey, Tyler, do you have, oh, yeah, my friend, Matt James has been perfect. Oh, the guy that you've been, like, having sex with on Instagram. Yeah, and now that you think about it, like Hannah Anna's best friends with Hannah G. And they all know each other. They all fucking know each other. So, I mean, it was just like the minute I saw Mad James on that list, I was like, you know, every season I'm hopeful.

And another friend of Tyler's from Juniper. Yeah. And I was just like, you know, I'm hopeful. And I was hopeful for clear season because I was like so excited to see 40. plus year olds like Ari you know little gray hair silver foxes with jobs with money with something to offer with a kid I don't fucking know Ari and Lauren another perfect example I always I feel like people think I'm like obsessed with Ari because I always give that example but I don't I'm not obsessed with Ari I saw something that seemed more real they moved to fucking Arizona where he

works where his whole life is where he has a home yeah where he has a business they didn't move to L.A. Like, they're still influencing. And you guys, their daughter has the 300 canons. Let me tell you. Lauren can still get Brooklyn and she's delivered to fucking, you know, Arizona. Yeah. They deliver.

That's why it pisses me off. I'm really pissed about this thing. So you don't mind influencing if you're like in a different state than L.A. If, like, you show that you like went on the show for the right reason, not just to like become famous and move to L.A. So all these people went on, yeah, they have the perks of it. Yeah, it may not have been fully for the right reasons, but they went home and they kind of like stayed where they're from.

Not saying people aren't allowed to move, but just like this is a very like, this is a thing that happens in the bachelor. Well, didn't Maddie also move? If she's hanging out with Selena Gomez, she's also in L.A. No, I think it was right after the Bachelor film. I don't know if she moved.

I don't know if she was moved away from her like bachelor's. Hannah Ann, I started following her because I was injured the last episode. Wait, you're following Hannah Ann. Is that so lame? Oh my God. That's so lame. That's so lame. That's so lame.

That's how much she bought me the last. Wow. I can't believe you. back and, okay. I did want to say that due to the coronavirus, the Bachelorette will be postponed. Obviously, they can't travel anywhere, but also they are apparently recasting. I mean, apparently, Chris Harrison confirmed they're going to recast some of the people. Do you know why?

So listen. Yes. I think it's because they got so much fucking backlash, but their media response, what Chris Harrison said is he said, it's because of the coronavirus, because people already took off for a certain time, and now that the time has changed,

they can't, like, change it. Do you know what I mean? Anybody would take off any amount of time for The Bachelor. That is the media, like, explanation. What I think is they're not going to say, well, we got so much shit for bringing 25-year-olds for a 38-year-olds, that, like, we're going to do the right thing.

That's for sure. But his official statement by Chris Harrison was the work thing and the Corona thing. You know what they should have? They bring in 30 people. 20 of those people should be 35 and up. And then bring, if you want to bring like a couple really mature, you know, 30-year-olds that, you know, have had really long. Like those are the exceptions, but it seems like. 23-year-olds you're going to bring on?

No. No, unless it's like a unison court situation, which like does happen. But with all due respect for Claire, she's like not court. She's not court. Like, bitch has been through it. You know what I mean? Like, bitch has been through it. Like, you see her season on Juan Pablo.

Like, bitch was a different person, okay? She's changed. Make over. Yeah. Bitch has changed. Okay, I think we need to move on to from ABC to brother. Wait, what's happening in Hollywood? We'll start with the King of Bravo.

Andy Cohen, who has tested posy for coronavirus. So many celebs have tested positive. Yeah, which I want to make this podcast fun. And, you know, I've been posting a lot about the virus and updates and messages because I've been getting so many messages from you guys about, you know, different situations that you've either experienced or heard about or have had had someone close to you experience. Medical workers, like I didn't know.

So many of my followers were nurses. And then like, thanks, guys. like I feel so dumb next to you and insignificant and you guys are out there saving the world, fighting the fight, you know, it's really important for me to obviously, like I said, keep entertaining, but keep, Ariel can't stop eating the lesser evil puffs that she's like off my grain out, chowing. Hashtag lesser evil, hashtag sponsor us. But this podcast is meant for entertainment.

So I'm not going to go down the Corona road right now, but I'm just going to say, Andy Cohen assess it positive. he says he has symptoms Colton has tested back to bachelor for a second Colton has tested positive Tom Hanks NBA players

but Colton put up a video he's symptomatic he's with Cassie's whole family in Huntington they went to quarantine there when like a week ago and I guess he only started showing symptoms a few days ago so they're like

still in the house together but Cassie put up that he's in like the third story third story. I'm getting this lot of messages about being, you know, we can of course talk about the fact that privilege and money gets you shit and that's why it's easier

for them to get tests. I don't know how that works. I wish they would tell us like how it's working. It might be a few things. It might be that they're paying out of pocket and they're paying a private lab. It might be connections. It might be we don't know. But you saw even Ben Higgins read on Colton's

like photo of him like saying that he has Corona. Like how did you get a test I'm trying to get a test for my employee. Right. But that's what I'm saying. From the things I'm hearing and I'm not a professional, I don't know, some people are writing to me that they're freaking, I don't know, a nurse and have been exposed and have symptoms,

but they can't get a test. Other people are writing to me that, you know, they were able to no problem to get a test. I know personally of someone that was able, my producer Jeff, he was able to get a test in, like two days, right? In New Hampshire. No, on the same day that he called. Or not.

Now he's going to, he'll correct me. So, you know, things are changing every day. I think also things are very different state to state city by city. What we do know is like medical staff are lacking supplies like masks and even gloves. I think masks are more important. They're like using one per shift, which is crazy. Fucking Cuomo sent a letter to all like nurses right now. medical people if they can like reenlist to the field because they need you know medical workers but

who wants to take a risk it's like on one hand you're doing an amazing thing and the other hand you're not promised that you're going to be you know looked out for taken care of kept safe so I'm not going to get into that debate I don't know how these celebrities are getting tested I wish they would share at least like so we know but Colton did say he like did it through his doctor or something I think he answered it somewhere I need to look into it and it's crazy But I think the NBA made a statement that I read that they did it privately. So they paid. They didn't waste, I think, like through the CDC.

They did it through some like private lab or something. So they're not wasting any tests. Listen, I think tests should be, you know, available to people that are symptomatic or people that have been knowingly exposed or people that have come back from an affected area. But we can't all be running around, you know, we need to think about the rest. It's just a crazy, crazy situation. I think that they are also saying, like, there's no reason for somebody who is symptomatic but okay to get tested. Like they're trying to only test the people who need to be, excuse me, miss, you're chowing down the lesser evil too.

Well, instead of the whole question, the mic is making it out for sure. But what I wanted to say is what I don't think, and I'm getting messages about this, I don't think celebs are faking it. I've gotten messages, people thinking that it's either for attention or, people thinking that it's like a marketing thing to get us to, you know, be concerned and see that it's happening to celebs. I do think that it is important that they're sharing it because I think, you know, when we saw Ariel Karanjas, like, she's an influencer, very, very rich, very wealthy. She always puts up like her entire, you know, families, Hampton's house and her this and her that. All of a sudden, she's in the same fucking situation as like Bob, you know what I mean, from wherever.

But then people say, no, she's not in the same situation as Bob because she can get the test. She could get proper medical care. But I think it is, you can't hate on her for, you know. Having mad money. A, having mad money. And B, like, she got infected. You know what I mean? She got the virus and it sucks.

And she's, I think, really, really ill. And I hope to everyone to stay safe, healthy and recover. But, yeah, Colton announced yesterday that he has it. Andy Cohen announced yesterday I got a bit scared because I was with his assistant, Darren Karp, last weekend, but she had assured me that she hadn't seen him three weeks prior. So I don't have to worry. But all of a sudden, like, you know, when I read about Andy Cohen, I was like, oh, that's crazy. I forgot that I'm like connected to that world at all. You know what I mean? And then I think husband told me he's like, weren't you with his assistant? I was like,

oh, my God. And then that's the other thing. Like, remember that match video when one match likes another match. That's how crazy I was like without like knowing I could have been you know affected by Andy Cohen like in a crazy ass way and that's why it's so important to social distance and all that shit you know with us Ariel and her boyfriend and my mom all live in my building so we're you know together but we'll try to not see other people outside of it and take care of ourselves and this fucking crazy time that I so hope we're going to look back on and be like hey remember that, like, crazy-ass shit. Anyway, speaking of coronavirus

and annoying celebrities, you know, who pisses me off, like, and people don't care about? But, like, I mean, I guess they do because she has, like, 15 million followers. But Lily Reinhart, you know, she pisses me off a lot. Oh, I thought you were going to say, Vanessa Hudgens. Oh, my God. I forgot about her.

I think she pisses me off more than Lily Raina. What do you think? She's the most hated celebrity in the planet right now. Well, yeah, but she's also... I respect the virus. I guess. it like people are going to die it's inevitable and then two days later what i said was totally taken out of context you guys it's what you said though it's like the little do what you said do what you

said do you know what context means i think she's high as fuck i think it's so funny because even before she posted that you think she's high as fuck she's like something's wrong yeah even before she posted that video i had been posting shit of her and saying how thirsty and crazy she looks lately and that video came it's like i was like foreseeing the She's going to like. But do you follow her? No. Like every time I go onto her page, she's posting the same shit.

She's always like, shit was popping up for me of her. First of all, you forget that I like, this is my job. So like I need to see what she's doing. But no, I saw that she was having, posting these like thirsty videos. And I was just like, oh my God, Vanessa Hudgens is so annoying. And then two days later, she does like an incredibly annoying thing. Like posting that video. I mean, she didn't post that video.

it was alive and somebody recorded her within her live. Like she didn't think probably because even when she finished the sentence she was like, I probably shouldn't have said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, oh shit, bitch.

You can't take it back now, bitch. Yeah. So that was fucking crazy. And the apology of was taken out of context is like you really can't use that when like that's what you said. You said. You said that.

You said it's inevitable. The people are going to die. But like the thing is the whole world is coming for her. for her and also like her peers like her cele peers are coming for are they everyone's like that idiot except chrissey tegan said like something true she was like listen we all fuck up we all say shit like we shouldn't have said you know hers was you know caught on camera and you know but

anyway lily reinhardt you know she's with cole spouse and they're both like self-righteous little titty bitties like they're always like oh we're artists and like we don't like attention and like we can't admit we're together because they just think that they're like better than the whole world you're in riverdale you're in riverdale this not art and before that it was sweet life of zach and cody so let's calm down on disney so she put up um on instagram as you binge watch your 13th entire series on i flicks in two days remember that in the darkest days when everything else stopped you turn to artists hashtag pie yourself on the back much hashtag like you're not an artist you're on Riverdale and like you were a background

hustlers she maybe had like said two words on hustlers but that's beside the that's like me posting a thing right now remember that in your darkest times you turn to me to like make you laugh no I'm not going to pat myself on the fucking back yeah no but it's just a really like

it's like calm calm down Like, you don't need, you don't need that. You don't need to say that. That's not for you to post. No, no, it's for somebody else to post about you if they feel that way about you. Like, don't give yourself a fucking compliment, Lily. Ben Affleck and Anna de Armas. Anna de Armas.

No, could you deal with that? Like, I need that to be my name. It's like the sexiest name I've ever heard in my life. No, what is she, though? Is she American? What is she? Does she fucking sound American? No, but where is she from?

Cuban, Spanish. Spanish. She began her career in native Cuba. Okay. Um, and at Aramis. First of all, I love her. She's 31. So she's already in my crew. Um, she's gorgeous. And she's with fucking Ben Affleck, which a lot of people are hating and being like, ew, like she deserves more. Why Ben Affleck? Like, what do you guys want from him? So what, he gambles. So what he smokes? So what? He's an alcoholic. What he's not a person? So what he has a giant eagle touch. too in his back. So what?

He's not a person? He's Ben Affleck. Before she was Anna de Armas. He was Ben Affleck. She probably watched him in Goodwill hunting. Like, stop the hate. How old is he?

He's 48? Are you making shit up and making me Google things? No, he's probably like 46. Yeah, Google that shit. He was with Jennifer Garner. He's the cutest human on Earth. Right. So like, why wouldn't Anna de Armas?

He's 47. And he's 6.4. He's tall. He's actually looking good. He's good looking. He might have Guyin off the booze because he doesn't look as puffy. He doesn't have big head syndrome anymore?

I don't think he was one of the people. He was one of the people that had big head syndrome for sure. Yeah, yeah. I mean, listen, he's been through it. And let's, I think he's, you know, I think that he is probably a good guy. And I think that Anna de Armas is gorgeous and has such a sexy name. But I don't get why people are like, you know,

not supporting the relay. I'm into it. I did also want to talk about Vanderpump rules. I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a pino grigio. The wedding episode. Finally, the wedding episode happened and I didn't shed a fucking tear. And I'm pregnant, you guys. Like, I can shed a tear at like an avocado, like a pretty avocado.

You know, when you cut an avocado, it's gorgeous. Wow, wow, wow. That's like the best feeling in the world. You know what the worst is is you have one avocado. It doesn't feel rotten. And then you cut it open. And it's all black inside. Oh.

Didn't you hear me scream on my kitchen the other day? No, I did. It was really dramatic for you. And you were like, what happened? I was like, it's a gross ass avocado. And I was like, listen, I always have this in my head and like I couldn't write it as a meme. But like I feel like I'm, you know how like unconditional love is a thing? My love for avocado is so conditional because like if you're not perfect, like green and beautiful.

You don't want to. I don't want it. You don't want it. And it's also so expensive, but I just can't. I just can't do it. Throw that shit away. Anyway, I'm trying to think of avocado. Oh, cry from avocado.

Yeah, didn't move me at all their wedding. And I don't know if it's because I don't support the relationship or if it's because they drag the shit out. If it's because it was like someone, one of my followers wrote to me, wait, their mutual love of friends and hooters didn't move you to tears. Like her speech. But that's what they both said. Yeah, that's what. That's what my followers, first of all, my followers, give them probs, they're funny. Their mutual love, you know, for hooters and friends, like to such basic, I mean, we all

love friends, okay? But hooters, they had hooters at their fucking wedding. Yeah, it was like, she said hooters in her vows seven times. But it was also the most, like, poorly written, like, dumbest, like. It was also the vows who were dumb. And also, I feel like when you read vows, you're supposed, like, read a sentence, get emotional. I know. Read a sentence, choke from tears.

You know what I mean? It's supposed to be like, when I first met you, sorry. I'm so sorry. I just honored me. I loved you. You know, for hers, it was like, we both loved Hooters. I'm like being British again. No, that was better.

That was better. And friends. And I knew you were my best friend. Just like Monica and Chandler. No, I can't at that time. And he's like, the minute I saw you work at Hooters. Yeah, that's what he said. I knew I wanted chicken wings from Hooters my entire life.

I was like, no, I legit can't. Like, I was trying to look around. Tom and Katie's wedding was very emotional. And this was after he had fucked up a bunch of times and I still cried. Yeah. And this was before I was like Lisa officiated. But I don't think so. I remember even Schwartz, who can be a.

fuck up sometimes he his thing to katie was so sweet but hold on you're talking about like two intelligent people and i'm sorry they're both yeah that's a thing they're very they know how to write and express themselves i'm actually getting goosebumps right now like i remember i even told katie i was like i like legit cry at your wedding i didn't cry it a lot of what like some of my friends weddings i didn't cry um and i remember it being emotional i remember tom wiped his tear on a poodle you know there was a whole vibe it was a whole vibe um we've find out in this wedding episode that Katie and Tom about their marriage license, which like the thing is the social media is like we knew about this months ago

from social media and didn't care. So the fact that they put in an episode as a storyline, like we still don't care if they signed the fucking marriage license. Yeah. Anyway, so the wedding finally happened. No tears are shed. You know, cut to scenes with the new people. Cut to Danica and Dana hanging out forcefully because they don't even like each other.

Cut to Raquel being like, and I told James. that if he has another drink, I'm done. And they're like, yeah, even though they're like, what are we doing with this fucking idiot at this, like, bar. But Dana, the previous episode, she came out kind of boss because she heard something about Max that he was like with this other girl. And then she was like, listen, like murder she wrote. I'm just kidding.

She literally was like, bye bitch, like, and that's all she wrote. And I remember that was her, like, crushing line. But I was like, good for this bitch. Like, she's taking no bullshit. She's like outskies. And then this episode, something so weird where, like, she initially thought they were seen at Jojo's, the Italian restaurant. And that's why she got pissed because she was like, oh, that's a date. But then turns out they were seen at Jojo's the hole in the wall pizzeria.

Oh, so that's a different thing? Yeah. No, Ariel, are you dying? Is that what happened? That's what happened. And then she was like, oh, at Jojo's a little bit. Joe's the Pizzeria. Oh.

Oh. Then it's fine. Then, yeah. Then they were just a Joe's a Pizzeria. Like I'm not lying. Legit. Legit. So lost respect for Dana.

And she, oh, this is the chair. She apologized about making it a big deal. Yeah. Well, didn't you watch the episode with me? I, like, honestly, did not. Could care less about the new people. I probably wasn't listening. So she apologized to him.

No, this is the funniest thing. guys she apologized to him and was like i'm so sorry didn't know was jojo's the bizzeria he's like i told you like you should have like believed me like that i didn't do anything and she's like listen if i knew it was joj was the bizzeria and then he was like i don't know if i can move past this like he said for real and she goes do not have feelings for me anymore and he's like i don't know and i'm like men will be fucking men and use this as an excuse to like bow the fuck out because he doesn't actually want to be with her um no i hate everybody and she's like and she

even said like in the conventional she's like listen like i understand him anyway so lost respect because i thought like hashtag girl power but um she kind of lost me at like begging for his forgiveness thinking that where they hung out is an entirely different thing apologizing uh and trying to get him back and him being like no another bravo show that i'm watching right now is summer house um it's such an easy show for those of you that are looking for a hashtag quarantine and Netflix and chill time like summer house is just easy it's not like oh what's happening he's it's like just a chill group of fucking idiots like you live just don't have to look in the on in the screen yeah it's just like a fun thing like they're all drinking fireball and like getting drunk and one is a couple

and they fight a lot and he has cheated and one is like Hannah right now the hot model I'm guy on earth i don't like love you hannah you're so cute you're hot but like what the hell how he's she's like burping in his face and he's like hana intrigues me what a sexy burp yeah he's so into it she finally like he plays guitar rides a motorcycle like could you get hotter wear his male hats like i don't know i like honestly listen he wore a bandana the last episode and i was like if anyone else like wore a bandana in their head i'd like vomit on them and he just like works on him. It just like looks good. Of course it looks good. Like a thousand rings I saw on his finger like looks amazing. I can't like it looks amazing. And she finally kissed him

and I was like thank God bash. But it looked like an aggressive kiss like she went for it. No? No. I saw your no he was like give me a kiss and she like leaned in. Oh that's cute. I know. So friggin' off. Anyway. Kanye. Oh, fuck. Kanye. I thought we talked about it. We didn't mention it. Okay, you guys.

This is important. Wait, can we start with I made that bitch famous? I made that bitch famous. Me and Taylor gone have sex. I made that bitch famous. That's not the line. Me and Taylor might have sex. Okay.

Why? I made that bitch famous. Okay, so of course you guys remember the entire drama between Taylor Swift and Kanye West in 2016. When Kanye and Kim, when Kanye and Kim, said that they told Taylor about his new song famous and the lyrics. I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? Because I made that bitch famous.

Because I made the bit famous. Kim and Kanye both said that Taylor approved the lyric. She totally knew it was coming out. She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn't even know. They were kind of being like Kanye gets so much shit, you know, even though he did the right thing. And he called to get it approved. And then also Kim tweeted like a. bunch of snakes at her, like, just mean shit.

And Taylor was getting, she had to turn off her comment. She was getting so much hate because if you guys go even further back, I think it was 2013 VMAs, 2012. I don't know. Kanye VMA's Ray. It might have been 2000. Taylor, 2009. 2009.

It was 2009 when Taylor won the award that Kanye thought Beyonce was supposed to win. And he was like, he literally came up. Remember, we saw it in her documentary of Miss America. Americana, that he came up before she even started speaking and was like, this goes to Beyonce. So he and she was like, that fucking ego-gotistical maniac thinks that he made her famous because of that instance, even though she was like, I sold seven million albums. I get that you didn't know who I was.

That's fine. And like, that's how you discovered who I am. But like, gazillion people knew who I was. I won this fucking award. like fuck you even though she was more eloquent than that I don't there's no way that even in 2009

he didn't know who Taylor Swift is he's in the music industry he's heard Taylor's songs he knew that they were blowing up all over love story was like the number one song for years so he did know but he thought that Beyonce should win

well in the original phone call that was released there was no which I think it was released by Kim there was no proof of her approving the oh sorry the original phone call has been released now you can guys go check it out there's no proof of taylor approving the lyrics that calls her a bitch taylor then told the public that she never consented to being called a bitch or to being secretly recorded but in the original one it doesn't it's a very like

cut up conversation where like it seems like she is um agreeing for him to write the lyric about but now the full thing comes out yeah yeah now the full conversation like leaked four years later and it proves that Taylor was telling the motherfucking truth. In the new full call, Kanye says, what if I said I made you famous? Taylor sounded uncomfortable and she said, did you say that? Oh, God. Well, what am I going to do about it? I mean, it's kind of whatever at this point, but I mean, you got to tell a story the way it happened to you. And that's the way you experienced it. You didn't know who I was. It doesn't matter if I pulled seven million records before that. And she approved the lyrics. I feel like Taylor Swift might

owe me sex, like, due to, like, he thinks he made her famous. But, but in this is a huge bud. She did not approve the lyric. I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? Because I made that bitch famous. Because he never told her the full lyrics. He never played her the song.

So he, she did not consent to being called a bitch or to the lyric about making that bitch famous. She didn't consent also to her naked body being portrayed in the famous video. So basically, this is not against. the law, but Taylor was just telling the truth and she, and it all came out now. Yeah. And in the, and actually in the new recording, he does wrap for her what he's going to say, but it's not what he actually said. He says Taylor Swift might owe me sex. Right. And he gave this huge disclaimer saying, it's going to be so controversial. I don't know if

you're ready for this. And then she's like, he said, my wife's favorite line. Like, I tried to change it for eight months. And then he goes, it's Taylor said might owe me sex. And she's like, oh, that's not so bad. Like, she literally says, like, that's not mean. Oh, okay. So I think the bottom line is, yes, this is very, like, we're talking very specifics here because, yes, he did call her. Yes, he did supposedly come, like, tell her and try to get her approval about lyric, but it wasn't the full scoop of things. It wasn't. Like, it's like the same way.

I'm going to give such a weird analogy. It's the same way that, like, you know, I go, I fly to Israel a lot usually before this shit. And it's like a friend will be like, can I send you a shampoo for you to bring me to Israel? And then she sends you like a care package to bring to Israel. And then it's like 17 shampoos and conditioners. So it's like, tell me the full thing if you're going to tell me. You know, let me know. Sorry, that was an amazing analogy.

Like, let me know what I'm agreeing to. Because if I'm agreeing to something, let me know. But I don't think I haven't studied music law, obviously. I don't think he had to. I can rap right now about whatever the fuck I want to rap about. She thanked him one million times. She was like, it's so nice that you're telling me. It's the nicest thing.

I appreciate it. Friendship, friendship, friendship, friendship. Oh, my God. Thank you. Literally a million times. And honestly, in that recording and throughout the whole thing, like, she sounds like so sweet about it. She's like, what? You're going to say something mean about me?

Like, ooh. Like she did. And she's like, that's the way you experienced it. Like, you didn't know. And even.