Not Skinny But Not Fat - Honestly, it was a lot #BacheloretteFinale #SpoilerAlert

Episode Date: December 29, 2020

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Honestly, I love it. No, no. I feel like you're not an actor. I can't do imitations for the life of me. Okay, so things that taste from the Bacheloret says. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.

I'm not going to lie. Honestly. Honestly, it's wild. I am obsessed with the way Tasha talks and my thing in life is like slang. Like I live for making up words. I live for imitating the way other people speak. Like this is what brings me joy because if we would just talk normally and monopsicely, monotonously, then that's so boring to live your,

like I've gotten reviews like on my podcast before like she's trying to talk like Corny Kardashian and like a Valley Girl. it's like not working about it. So like, yes, I remember that one comment because that's what happens you remember. But also, yeah, of course I'm going to try to talk like that because it's fun for me and it makes life worth living. Yeah. I mean, like you're really good at imitations. And that's all I have to say about it. Because it's a lot. It's a lot. But the thing that's so funny is like we were watching the matcherette the other day. And I was like, I'm probably the only person in the world that's noticing that Tatia says it's a lot. And then I post about it. Why in the world?

would you think you're the only person that notices when she, every other... Because I thought I was just like attentive, like over-examining, judgmental. You barely look at the TV when you're watching a show. You're super attentive. Because it's a lot. Anyway, Tasha is a vibe because she, from the last episode, I have to tell you, she's been a vibe. Like, she's, first of all, she got the short end of the Bachelorette stick.

Let's talk about that. She's at La Kinta. She's Bachelorette number two. She has less time than Claire had. She had leftover dudes that came for Claire. She's during a pandemic. What else? Like, should I, the list goes on.

These dates are horrific. They don't even know what to do. They have Jojo and Chris Harrison scooting around the campus. That's honestly the cutest part is like Jojo scooting. Maybe Jojo scooting. It was pretty cute. But Chris Harrison Scooting wants a vibe. Every date is like, they don't even know what to do with the cat.

It's actually, it's like, I watched like the big brother in Israel, right? I don't watch the big brother here, but I watch the Israeli big brother. And I know, because I've had friends that worked on the show, like a job. Now I just want to be like a job of working in production can be like coming up with the different games and coming. So there's someone that's like thinking of like these dates. And if you're in Antarctica, like I love giving just the example of like an igloo because that did happen or like a skydiving. date or like a whatever there's so much you can do at lequinta honestly just like hang out at the pool then like if you're going to be at lakinta just make it bachelor in paradise hang out at the pool and drink

all day but instead they're trying to make it like a regular bachelorette so they're like doing all these dates and it's like pathetic because the guys are sweating it's 170 degrees wait the date where they took they like they had the guys had to take her to their hometown and it was like No, is that Laquita? Oh, with the cardboard camp. Oh. But what a sport.

Have you ever seen? I'd be like, I'd cry. I'd be like, this is my lame. I'd be like, this is so pathetic. And Katia was like, it's no, you heal a cap. No.

She's so down. She's so down with anything. She's so cute. She really is. And then Zach was sweating up the wazoo show he wants to jump in the fountain. She's like D to jump in the fountain because he's sweating. First of all, getting to know guys at their work. worst, i.e. bodily fluids coming out of every which way pouring out. I don't, I'm like trying

to imagine what their breath is like. Like, it's, it's a lot to like be getting to know someone and them not being at their perfect bestest self. Like, you want to be dating a guy at the beginning and to him to come from home after he's been showered after he's has cologne on. Not when he's like sweating up the wazzo. But like they're really trying to get to know each other to like for the future. Like They need to do it fast. But she looks perfect all the time. I know. She's not sweating.

She's not. A lot of people want to talk about her boobs. Her boobs are great. And they're great. They're great. But they like, they're a lot. They're a lot. And like, they also dress her, like, specifically for her boobs.

Like a lot of cleavage. Every, every, every, everywhere. I haven't had cleavage since, like, 1993. Okay. Can I tell you something? What? Like, people had no idea that I even had boobs because I never wear anything that, like, like conceals are you actually like bandages them i feel like like you wear such tight sports bras that

like make you not breathe like i don't understand okay that's a lie i wear regular sports bras and loose shirts yeah i'm all into the loose um confession of the day i bought boyfriend skims i know i don't know what to think about it um honestly it looked really great material and like it's so funny that kim's an extra small and i bought a large I really secretly hope the large is huge on me And I have to return it And pay the $6 return processing fee No stop

Kim's charges a return processing fee Of course they fucking do What do you think Kim is going to give free returns I mean she's saving lives with the law So like she could give free returns And she's a gazillionaire She could give free returns

Right So I'm saying like she does care about humans Yeah she should care about our six dollars the same way she cares about like people's lives listen i've never ordered anything scams it is a lot but like my life is t-shirts so like if it's a great t-shirt then it'll be worth it for me tell people what i'm wearing right now you're in your like maternity bra and like swept that are reaching your boobs okay as well it's the sweatpants are cute there's zara the maternity bra is because noah spit up all over my shirt to the point that it smells like

rotten milk and i'm just like i've given up on shirts sorry mom sorry mom you come she like Amanda comes over in her like PJ shirt and like for some reason there's only one button that's button barely barely barely one button that's barely buttoned so funny but it's honestly because uh the buttons have enlarged the holes so they come undone yeah um said she would sew it but honestly I bought new gap pajamas. Anyway, we're recapping the final week of The Bachelorette, which has been a shit show from the beginning because if I think about it now, I'm like, remember today we were watching? And I was like, oh my God, was Zach on Claire's season? Like I all of a sudden, it's like the fuck shit show that is 2020. I like all of a sudden didn't remember Claire's season was part of this season.

And I was trying to remember if Zach was like part of Claire's season. I all of a sudden couldn't remember Zach like if he was a new guy if he was there but like no one paid attention to him like i wasn't sure i think that the final four were all on clear season i think ivan was ben was brandon was oh right the new people were sebastian i don't know who sebastian is sebastian was like cute he wore like a hawaiian shirt there was ed who like had no neck oh and noah noah was cute yeah But yeah. So it's been like my podcast with Blake came out last week and he explained to me how it works in terms of the weeks. Like they filmed the first whatever amount of episodes in less weeks than the final episode. So they do have more time getting to know each other like at the end when they're less people. If that makes sense. Because there's so many people. Because there's so many people. But I mean so far what happened, Brendan left. Listen, Brendan is a beautiful man. But for some reason, Tasha saw him as the one. He wasn't the one.

When he self-eliminated, I'll tell you a few things. I hate when people come to you and they're like, my heart just isn't there and like you're perfect and I want it to be in like I am into you. It's not you. It's me. Like that excuse, it's not you. It's me is like, I hate that excuse. But what is it going to say? You're not the woman of my dreams.

The reality is he's just not that into Tasha. Right. And then it's hurtful to say that. hurtful to say that. I know, but like if we really think about it, he's just not that into Tatia. His face during the whole like rink picking thing was like he was mortified. But this is what I think. I think the producers had Brendan go in a Neil, I like calling him Neil Diamond and some people don't get my humor. Actually, honestly, at first it was by mistake, but then I just went with it. Anyway, Neil Lane, I think they chose that date for Brandon because

I think they saw that Tisha was really into him and that he might not be so into it. And I think they wanted to like press his points. Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah. Because he was triggered a F. He was, I mean, Dale didn't even look that uncomfortable. Dale didn't flinch. Like Dale had no like.

Oh my God. Imagine Dale's like into glare meanwhile. But Brendan was, he didn't move. Like I just, I, my flashbacks of him right now are him in a turtleneck just like staring, bulging. She's like bulging. Yeah. He doesn't know what to think.

Like, legit. And Tisha's like, this is Kiel. Like, he's not into it. I mean, guys, this is the perfect, like, you're not sure if a guy's into you. He's telling you, he, like, loves you, whatever. Take him ring picking. See how he reacts. That's, like, the perfect test.

But then we were also talking about how, like, it's so hard to find somebody that's as into you as you are into them. Right. Like, she's so into him. She literally said, like, again, I was going to pick him. It doesn't feel like, but at the same time you're saying, but at the same time,

I feel like real relationships that start off good are good because two people are into each other kind of, do you get what I'm saying? Yeah. If the fact that Tasha saw him as the final, like I didn't see him as the final for her. It didn't look like that from the outside. But because that's what producers are like making you, like they're showing you that. They're showing you like, oh, her and Zach. are so like but at the same time you don't know no we don't know but i'm gonna talk face value as

what i see yeah tisha i feel like probably everyone that watched was kind of shocked when she said i saw him at the end of this again do i see ivan at the end he's the cutest thing i'm getting dams up the fucking wazoo that everyone wants to marry ivan because he's so cute so cute but he kind of feels like he's in the friend zone it doesn't feel like she's like lusting after him i think he's in the friend zone and yeah he doesn't seem like a finalist which leaves us with zach which leaves us with zach but that's why i told you because at the end of the episode monday night's episode they brought back ed oh my god oh my god ben amanda ben this is my job okay it's a lot okay it's a lot to remember this is how not met like is ben a memorable dude

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Morning optimism dosed. Oh, and don't forget, things are looking up. Zach has been through a lot, and people are saying to me that he's a used car salesman, Atlantic City, like hobo-jobo. I could kind of see the Atlantic City thing. I don't know if people want from Atlantic City. I don't know if it's like the underbite, but like it kind of reminds me of like an Atlantic City. Can I, I made a note to myself to discuss like Zach and Tasia kissing with those mouths. It's a lot.

It's a lot. No, it's a lot. Tasha's mouth and Zach's mouth, all in one, intertwining, is a lot. But, but, but it's so hot. Like, they're, I love seeing kisses on reality TV that are hot because you see the chemistry, you know what I mean? Like, do I, like seeing tongues in my face? No, but, but if I see a good.

kiss. I'm like, boom, that's, that's good chemistry. If I see a kiss that's like dry and like peckish, then I'm like, how do you guys know you have chemistry if your kiss is kind of meant? Yeah. They definitely have amazing chemistry. They do. I think that he's also like a man. Like, he is 30, what, six years old or something? Yeah. He's been through a lot. But I talked to Blake about this on the podcast. Do you remember? So Zach said that like his sister and mom signed him up. Okay. Yeah. Um, for those who listen to Blake episode, you'll be like, man, that's not really anything, but it's important for me because all the people that say they were signed up

nominated, whatever, I used to say, okay, they can't just say that because I'm sure then they have to like interview or like come in or it's so much more than that. Like even if you submit someone, it's on the person if they want it. Blake said they have to fill out like a 300 question questionnaire. They have to take professional photo shoot pictures. They have to fly and like me. I mean, if you don't want it and your friend submitted you for jokes, you don't do any of the shit. Amanda, you're single. I'm going.

Mom and I submit. I'm going. You get. I submit. I want to go now. Okay. Great. I feel like I miss out on this in my life. I know. Like, I feel like I just like somehow need to sign up for the bachelor. but my point is that like you get this opportunity you're not going to fill out the 300 pages and see what's going to happen not not if you're like yeah but but but but not every dude I mean you'd be surprised in my I'm so in the world of reality TV like I have a friend in Israel she's single she's hot she's smart she's everything she can't find anyone I'm like go in a fucking reality TV show like I told her you know that that Israeli show we watched plus there's um there

too. There's Meredith Forsyite, which has an American version, but there's like a new Israeli dating show. And I'm like, go on and she's like, no. And I'm like, shook she doesn't want to. I'm like, I know casting people will take her. Israel is a small country. I know casting people. It's easier to get, like, what's her reason? She doesn't

want to be on TV. She doesn't feel like it's for her. I'm like, it's so for you. You have a personality. Like, you're spicy, you're hot. They'll take you. Like, they'll fucking take you. And she's like, I don't want to be on TV. Like, I don't, it'll cause me anxiety. I'm like, you have anxiety from everything but you do everything that you want to do like you have anxiety from flying but you fly like

do this it makes me mad at her she doesn't want to do it yeah but there are people that you know how mom when I'm like we need a reality show mom's like no mom would be on mom would act no you guys my mom would be you guys don't understand like I know so many people are like we need a reality show and it makes me feel lame for saying what so many people say but honestly like you don't understand what goes on we have so much drama in our family that it's like it's wasted wasted it feels like wasted like because like you know the Kardashians are like eating salads and like one person they're talking about the Christmas party like we're not eating salads we're not eating it we're eating pizza we're eating schnitzels schnitzels we're tossing up you know mashed potatoes all day okay

Mayo and ketchup of the wazoo, okay? The condiments are flying. But more than anything, we have drama. Everyone here is a gossip queen. My mom is a gossip reigning goddess. And she goes with the flow, whatever we are like going with. We live in the same building, a lot of us. I mean, it is wild when I tell you it is wild, it is wild, it is wild.

And my mom pretends like she would. be on the show. Well, my mom also pretends like she doesn't get involved in anything. Yeah. I don't, she'll be like, I don't get involved. She's like as involved as it could be. She's like that pit, like she's this epicenter. She's the epicenter.

Um, we forgot to talk about like some huge news. What? Wait, are we done though with the. No, we're not, but do I have a rhyme and reason on this podcast? Okay. Do you want me to share? I mean, I want you to like show some excitement. No, I'm so...

Amanda is not letting me live this down. She is finally fucking verified. I'm finally verified. I see it in our group chat. I call her frantically immediately. I'm screaming. But I couldn't... But no, honestly, we were on like a four-way call

and I couldn't hear anything. And I was like hyperventilating. And now for the past literally 16 hours, I've been being told that I'm not excited enough. Because I'll tell you why. Explain that to Ariel. When something you've wanted so bad happened, sometimes it's anticlimactic.

because it's not anticlimactic, let's be honest. No one probably reacted the way I reacted and my mismatching PJs like shaking. Plus I did the run and jump with Hussb. You did? Oh my God, I run and jump. It was at from close quarters. So it was more like a like a jump and jump. But like I was like jumping on him because I was so fucking excited.

You guys, I literally opened my Instagram as because, okay, come on. We all do this. We're on the phone. someone's like talking to us about some important shit and we're on Instagram right so I'm on the phone with my older sister Allison and I'm like I open Instagram to see my notifications and all of a sudden I saw something like blue and I was like oh my god and my husband is still not used to after 10 years when I have that reaction it's like oh my God what happened I'm like no I don't know I thought that I saw that I got verified and he was like what and then it like disappeared like something where like

what I saw wasn't there anymore and then all of a sudden And I like refresh again. I was like, oh, God, I've ever read. So it's a big deal. And I felt like half of me wanted to pretend to be cool and like not post about it. Like, oh, what? I didn't notice that that's so weird and have people like tell me. And then there's me like fucking crying and shaking.

But that's the real thing. Like it's, you know how when people get something really good and they try to pretend like, oh yeah, like whatever? I'm not that person. I think it makes you humble. Yeah. And also, if you think about it, it's like, it is a huge deal because, like, you started this Instagram. You didn't think that you would, like, be verified, right?

And, like, look at where you've come. Like, you're a verified Instagram account, which is huge. I literally sent my family Instagram's definition of verified. Yeah, you had to do that. That's okay. I had to. I had to. So they get it.

It says, like, authentic, amazing. celebrity person. No, because I'll tell you what I was feeling. If you're an actor, a singer, like an author, then it's like it makes sense. You're a notable person that did something very notable. I'm not taking away from what I do and I've worked really hard for it,

but it's a bigger deal to be like an anonymous person that started something out of nothing and get this check of approval, basically, that you're somebody. You know what I mean? That you've kind of made it so far that you're somebody from being nobody that's how it makes it feel you started this instagram like not knowing where it was going to take you not knowing what it was going to be

and then you're literally fucking verified and the podcast and like no i'm saying the podcast too but i'm just saying like it really like the the the check the v the blue check symbolizes like yeah it's a milestone it's a milestone for sure and even though a lot of people like fucking finally and like it should have been a while ago like on one hand yeah I was like really hoping for it really wanted it but the same time it didn't seem like anything that would even though I know I was getting a lot of press and like the podcast has been doing really well and whatever but in my head I'm like of course it's something I want I have a feeling I'm gonna get it like manifesting that shit did I think it would happen like now all the sudden like no and I told

to Ariel I'm so fucked up that I literally am like I don't deserve it and then I was like it should have taken me longer to get it because I don't know once something is over like I want a next goal you know like I it's really weird to to start realizing your dreams and I've always been such a bad employee like I've had weird ass jobs at every job I did like mediocre like everyone loved me but I wasn't like employee of the month you know what I mean you did well in every job that you were at yeah but I I wasn't like, you know, what I mean? Wasn't like getting promotion. Well, it wasn't your true like passion. Right. So what I'm saying is like, I found my true passion and the weirdest most out of the world, out of, it's just such a random thing that kind of I started and happened. And it was so innocent to the way it started.

Like a lot of people today I know, you know, start something in hopes of getting followers or hopes of like, I started this. I know it sounds annoying to say, but I didn't start it in that way. Like, I literally was like, I want to write things. People are writing funny things. You know what I mean? Like, I didn't think it would. You didn't start this account to, like, all of your followers are, like, true, not skinny but not fat fans. And, like, you know how, like, people have these tricks of, like, on Instagram, following so many people,

unfollowing them, getting followers. Like, you didn't do any of that. like every follower that follows you presses that follow. And more than that, like, if I I'm not trying to like like over time, if there are people that didn't

like, you know, because if it was just memes and then became more celebrity and I have incorporated my life. Like to me, like if you don't want to see those things, like you can leave, you know what I mean? I'm not trying to hit more milestones and get to more, I want to have like my followers be like my people that are

into things that I post. Anyway, don't want to like to my horn or too much I just want to say that it was a really exciting day I don't take anything for granted I am humbled and I love love love not skinny but not fat and I love this podcast and I love doing what I do even when you know I have a baby and and it's crazy like we were talking about me in a bra and I'm in a fucking bra because I have a baby that I just put down after run and do this but it's like it's not. because I have to. It's because, like, I want to. So I'm really, really into it. And I mean, that's it, actually about that. You're going to manifest some more things. Sorry, you guys for interrupting. I know that I have been hammering your brain down on Instagram and on here, even did the Britney Deep Dive podcast, which so many of you, it just kind of tickled your schnitzel for more. Like, we want more information. What's going on with Brittany? There's so much. We're so unaware of our pop star icon queen and what's been going on with her for more than

a decade. She's been trapped in a freaking conservatorship. Her dad is controlling her life. How? How this happened? How did she go from pop princess to prisoner? Even the rich did a whole free Britney deep dive. Okay. They're like four episodes that really go into. her whole life ever since she was a young girl in Louisiana up until now. Okay, listen to Even the Rich. They have a really, really great Britney deep dive. They're like four episodes, four parts. So listen to the latest season of Even the Rich, Free Britney on Apple Podcasts. We need more information. Information and knowledge are power. We need to free Britney and we need to know as much as possible. It doesn't make sense that it's been 12 years of this conservatorship, and most of us are clueless.

We're even clueless she was in one until now, okay? So even the rich podcasts, deep dive four episodes. It's their latest season. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or ad free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondry app. Part two of the Bachelorette finale were coming at you. live from the studios not skinny but not fat you're going to be fired again real quick i am usually fired yeah you just rehire me on like a on bachelor season on bachelor season which i'm really excited about because there's no lag you guys bachelor season so i was saying before i was saying this i think

on my episode with blake that like even when there's no bachelor because bachelor nation is so wild like we have like things happening all year with all the bachelor people that we know and follow and whatever but now it's like we had the craziness leading up to clear season clear season felt like a gazillion years now tasha and then mad james is coming up in a week i want to take every fucking bad thing i said about matt james back because i just saw his trailer they're not giving tasha a fucking moment and damn no you and damn i mean damn but also like give her a moment yeah Give her a moment to shine. Like she just got engaged and then you give us this like four minute people's lives.

It ruined it. They give us this like four minute promo of like Mad James's season, which like just the promo is better than the entire season of The Bachelorette. For some reason, I know a lot of people that watch The Bachelor, but don't watch The Bachelorette, for instance, because it's more interesting to see girls fight over a guy than guys fight over a girl. I mean, because girls get nasty. Nasty and like feisty.

But like, okay. Tasia has her followers. Hopefully the love that she found, which we'll talk about in a minute, is, you know, will be forever's. But like, give her a moment. Like they little, first of all, did you see that Claire posted a photo of her in Dale at the beach being like, my man, she didn't even mention the bachelor's finale, which means like, is she not in good, on good terms with ABC? Like, when she, like, promoted or something. Or like, I hope Tasia. Thank you, Tasia for stepping in from my season. Or like, thank you, ABC. and thank you i found love my life now tasha good luck find something you fucking listen b bachelor

we're bachelor nation abcc made the worst fucking decision by choosing claire to be a bachelorette she's not thankful not grateful natasha came in like a shining star like a bright light she is i want her positivity she's positive penny she's smiley she's vivacious she's glowy she goes with Yeah. She goes with the flow. She's like flirty. Listen, we made fun of, you know, the way she talks and says a lot of things. But honestly, honestly, she's a vibe. She's a vibe. After she got engaged, she's picking up this like make-believe taxi and like walking with it. Okay, you're jumping again. No, I'm sorry. You do this thing. You're ready at the, do you see what you do? No, this is why I'm not a professional. Oh. It's not about mentioning. You go chronologically. That's why I am not a podcast. Right. You're not. You're a guest. like in frequent oh my god amanda i'm about to literally drop the mic drop the mic okay you guys so spoiler alert she chooses zach ah oh my god i am in love with zach like officially i've never seen someone so real in the bachelorette i've never seen someone so non-batchel bachelor material he's not saying the lines that they usually feed them like i think i'm falling in love with you i think

I see myself. He's like, I love you in his like New Jersey accent. He's like, I love you. And like, he told her dad. Oh my God. Her family is so cute. He told her dad what every dad would want to hear. He's like, you set the bar so high, but I want to meet that bar. And like, Tisha said that like she wants to find someone that like gave her everything. Like you gave her everything. And I want to live up to that. He said the shit that like, oh my God, every guy is like shaking right now could never live up to that. I'm obsessed with. every word that came out of his mouth. Like, I don't know, like, if I'll ever hear those words. Deeper's, but, like, you don't have a dad, so no one's telling your dad.

I mean, like, if you wanted to, like, my dad, like, set the bar, like, real, like, on the floor. Below, like, sea level. Yeah. So, we're. So, like, everybody would be better. Right. But her family is so cute and wholesome and, like. Such a wholesome family.

No. So, honestly, you guys. no one said it better than Zach. Okay. We need to talk for a minute. Go back for a second and talk about the fact that this is what happened. Brendan, we talked about it. He left. He copped out, right? The date with the date of picking out the ring, freaked him out. He left. I think it was probably on purpose. I think the producers knew he was like not too into it and they wanted to give him like to kind of test him. He didn't stand the test. I also don't think Tatia would have picked him. I think that was all

kind of also manipulated to make it seem whatever and then so she would have been left with ivan and zach right but she obviously wasn't that into ivan even though he's a fan favorite so they brought back ben to have a final two but she obviously wasn't that into ben either because she let ben go even before getting down on one knee and we saw that they didn't have a connection and when she let go iven go she said something random about them not matching up religious religion wise and like yeah she has a psalm in her bio like every other bachelorette be but like i don't remember her being like too lordy and like i have a feeling maybe ivan's like muslim or something i mean i think is it a cop out like what's happening it's a cop out

she didn't even like she smiled when she was like breaking up with ivan didn't she cry over rodent killer blake she sobbed over blake she sobbed over like even ed so let's ed and then ivan she's like smiling and telling him he's got to go so the religion thing member we spoke about it what religion thing about it what religion also is he an atheist is he of a different religion religion she cares about it like what i just put up i mean listen i'm jewish i can say this zach gives off a little bit jewy vibes like he's from new jersey has a little bit like of an accent. I could see him being a little bit Jewish, right? But he's also like, you know, sober and sober living and they're super lordy like Christian. So I'm not sure. But I did

get a message. Someone said that they think he's half Jewish. So is Ivan an atheist and Zach have Jewish? None of this is confirmed. But I feel like it's a little up in the air. Like if religion was such an issue, one, they have talked about it. I think Ivan, for so I'm not worried about him. He's the fan fucking fave okay he's so sweet but we saw that they didn't have like passion no they had like friendly vibes like deep conversation vibes but not passion there were friendly but vibes she like decided she was gonna break up with him because of religion and like that's what it was all i feel like just very construed because like i said you guys none of it adds up she's brenden self eliminates then it's like she's left with ivan and zach but it wouldn't have made sense so then

they brought back Ben but then she actually doesn't even want Ben so she'd let him go she didn't even let him get down on one knee and then i mean you guys we haven't had like a normal bachelor bachelor bachelor's end in seasons upon season i was just about to say that like i really missed the like jojo versus lauren b and then we had like like people two people thinking they're getting engaged shivitzen in the desert and only one and and the woman being like okay get up off your knee like don't be pathetic i just i like really like want to get back to old bachelor ways where not everyone did whatever the fuck they want i know and then like that they're like when you don't really know who's going to win like you can't tell here it was like here was like they really tried no they really tried

to make us like second okay they tried but literally you can't like oh by the way reality steve got it right well i don't want to say anything more but reality steve did say um on his podcast with me that Brendan was going to decide to leave and then Zach would win. Yeah, but also there's no after the final row. Okay, you guys, we just found out. Just like, so weird. It ends. The most beautiful ending, like, I've never felt, like, so emotional about an ending.

It really feels like these two people love each other. They're also saying, like, I love you. They're saying, like, they're being, Tisha didn't even look down at the ring. Like, I feel like that means so much. Like, she didn't even care. She was just like, I love you and, like, you make me happy and blah, blah, blah. Tasha cried to Chris Harrison before. I don't know if you heard this and she was like, I am just so excited and like nervous because I don't think that I've never known what true love was until now.

So like these people, I never like cried at a bachelor finale. He was, this was so emotional. You know what I think? I think that after, because I have been podcasting more with like bachelor people. Yeah. And trying to get in their heads. And I think like if it didn't make sense to us until now, I can understand what she's saying because I think it's a different type of love where they're forced to have these deep meaningful conversations that you don't necessarily have with like you're a boyfriend. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like they're forced to have these meaningful conversations open up like all this shit that like you don't do in your normal life that you do on this TV show that I feel like does make you maybe love in this like different kind of way that maybe you haven't felt before. Maybe I need to, like, lock myself in my apartment and start having deep meaningful conversation with Yuval? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe not. But what I'm saying is the process is different.

So I feel like that's why it brings out this, like, different kind of love for people that they're like, like, I never felt this. Because when are these guys, like, opening up like this to women and blah, blah, blah. Anyway, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Then we, I'm like, I want to see what's up with Zach and Tasia. and then they jump into a mad James promo which is like steaming by the way like he is like Tyler C I know that like he owes Tyler C's life because he got this gig because of Tyler C but the same time like he seems so much cooler than Tyler C he's so much hotter than

Tyler C I think like the way I just I'm just over Tyler C yeah I know you're over Tyler C like obviously is like not such a huge vibe. I literally don't have another word to use and I think Matt James just like exudes like confidence and like manliness manliness and like I got this I'm gonna take control I just feel like he except it looks like they brought him bitches yeah his selection doesn't look like prime time right now but but but they jump to it so quick again like what you're just you can't leave us hanging You can't have Chris Harrison not say, okay, you guys, Tasia found her love, but did her love find, you know, if you, where's the fucking follow up? We need a goddamn follow up. It's like, so where we left off, Tasia got happily engaged, but where is she now?

We'll find out right after we talk to. I want to see the safe houses and shit. I want to see everything. I want her to walk out on the stage. I want her to sit down with Chris B. I wanted her to be like, it was a lot. It was a lot. It was a lot to deal with. It was a lot. Listen, I feel like, listen, is Tisha my like goals in terms of like what I'd want to follow on Instagram? No.

Like, she's very like, influencery and like I'm saying her content wise. But as a person, like she seems so awesome. She seems like, like I said, she didn't care about the ring so much. I feel like she accepts Zach for everything that he's been through and his whole. history and everything that he's about. I feel like her family is super important to her in this really sweet way. I feel like she's such a good girl

and I'm really hoping that they worked it out. Everything is kind of weird. Like I said, this whole season, she started hosting a podcast midseason. You know what I mean? She's a host of a podcast called Clickbait with grocery store Joe. Oh, really? So random.

Her and Joe? Wait, her Joe. It was her Joe. And then Hanan left and she's like, I was just helping them out. Oh, I'm going to get it. Like, oh, Hannah Ann, you were helping them out with your podcast expertise. She wants to be the next Martha Stewart, by the way. I know. Have you noticed?

She's really into cooking. I mean, at least she's doing, like, her own thing. She's trying to, like, have a niche thing that she's doing. Maybe they were like, Rachel Ray is a good vibe for you. Yeah, I mean, sure. I'm sure people go to Hannah Ann for, like, cooking advice. I think she eats a lot of like bacon and cheese. No, she eats healthy. Oh, she does? I think so. Yeah. She makes healthy things. Oh. Yeah. Why you want to, you would want to buy her

cookbook? No. But no, I'm still not over Tasha and Tisha's season. I know. It was so bad until like the ending where her and Zach were just marching out. So you know how. You know how. usually at the end of the season like the top guys have like crazy amounts of followers okay what's happening now oh my god you checked ready okay let's play a game okay how much do you think Zach

has I would think he doesn't have Instagram he has yeah he has Instagram oh my god I'm gonna guess 256 K oh my god Amanda 100 closer 90 no no more than 100 oh 236

K 100 K less 136k 140k love it can you believe like I just I don't know if it's the ratings this season

but Dale has a 700,000 listen I can't Dale's been working at it Dale's been working at Dale's been doing lives up the wazoo he's been doing questions oh you guys he was asked he was doing like a questions thing

and he was asked like about if he was forced to propose and he went on this whole tangent which like he tries so hard to be believable but guys this is what i was saying during my recap at the end of this like sorry since i last checked i checked at the end of the episode now he's up to 165k oh how much is um brendon brandon brandon b r e n 269 k how much is ivan oh god 118 damn how much is uh i was gonna call him ed again this is how Ben Ben Ben is uh wow 384 people liked Ben people liked Ben oh j louis wow is there another one or that's it

Noah Noah herb Noah 104 this is what it should be this is this is kind of what it used to be like this is like normal proportionate shit right like not full blown like Tyler C. Do you remember Hannah Ann? Do you remember her jumping at the end of Peter's season? Do you remember how much she jumped? She was like at 500K by the end of that night. Now she's at 1.3 mil. Yeah. And Tasha is at 1.4.

And do you remember when we felt bad for Tasia for having 60K? Like flashback Friday. Like throwback Thursday. Throw back Thursday where we were feeling bad for Tisha. You guys were like, I remember I thought it was like a racial thing. I was like, why does Tats? Tisha not have. I remember she had 60K followers and she was on Hannah G season and who else was there on

Colton season? Oh, Cassie. And they were all up on followers and I was like, Tasha only has 60K. This makes me angry. Girl got up. Girl got up and on. She deserves it. I know.

So anyway, we're really hoping for the best for Tasha and Zach. We believe in love. We just don't believe in Clarendale's love no matter how many lives they do, no matter how many house searches in Sacramento they do. I just don't buy it. Like I was telling Ariel at the end of this, at the end of Tasha season. Like I was crying at the proposal. It was so emotional. It was so beautiful. They were like, I love you. I love you too. It just sounded so real. Clare and Dale had none of that going on. It was like the psycho woman being like and him being like, I'm in it with you. I have your back. He said all the bachelor lines. Do you go what I'm saying?

Dale said all the Bachelor lines that were fed to him by producers. Zach was unconventional. He said everything from the heart. Every woman in America fucking felt it. I got so many messages because I was like, damn, does no one know Zach? Like from home? He's from New Jersey. Like, someone give me the tea.

Every tea I got was like he's an amazing person. You know, he's also sober. He works in a facility helping other people get sober. I mean, you have to be a good person to do that. So I really hope they work. out and we need to be looking out for that Instagram post. Oh, I hope it's not a breakup post or like no post at all because that would be a breakup post. I don't think they can fucking leave us hanging. I mean, everything is different now.

I know. You guys, in a week, we're starting with Mad James. Like, I'm kind of happy in the sense that like this is going to be a tough winter. Like, hopefully. You need some batch to get through it. Yeah. Like, it's going to be a tough winter. So fun for us that we have more content coming your way but but i mean this was a ride it started with motherfucking clear okay i cannot believe what we've been through chris harrison aged 27 years like here we go i ryan lorne are having twins becca and garret broke up who else is happening did you know that rachel lindsay and brian whatever amaroso live in different states i think i heard that like he lives in miami and she lives on the west coast.

Is that weird? I mean, what do you think? You're married? Where's Colton? Colton. Poor Cassie. Like, no. Poor Colt.

I mean, yeah, he shouldn't be stalking and GPSing people, but he's not on social media. Is he not? Do you follow him to know that? No, no, but I know that he deleted all of his post and he hasn't been back. Oh, I didn't see. Since, since. when did he delete all of his after the thing

wow yeah it's been a while it's been a while poor colton it's been a fucking while I think like he's probably going but you know I ship Dylan right now I know you ship Dylan's my boy you guys I really really love him anyway more bachelor nation

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