Not Skinny But Not Fat - Is Pisces in Leo or is it an existential crisis?

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

Not sure if I’m having an existential crisis or if pisces is just in MOTHERFUCKIN Leo. Anyway. I’m In MY fEeLiNGz. In this solo pod, I talk about imposter syndrome, the influencer industry that bugs me sometimes, and of course break down the latest and greatest celeb news: Kim’s Allure cover, Doja Cat versus Noah Schnapp, Gigi & Leo, and more! Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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living room. Hi, everybody. How are you? Happy Tuesday. It's just me today. So no interview today, even though I have a very exciting interview that's going to come out next week. It's going to be super cool. But I just wanted to say hey and chill a bit and just talk some shit. You know what I mean? Also, flashback Tuesday. to when I did a question box and was like, talk shit to me. And then people talk shit about me. And to be fair, I think some people got really excited about the opportunity to roast me, which is super cute. And then I feel like some people really wanted to complete the assignment,

but like weren't excited to insult me, but like found a way. They're like, well, sometimes you do this. And I'm like, you really don't have to. Anyway, that was fun. Before we get into some celebrity, pretty stuff. I just wanted to say first of all, I don't know. I've been whatever the fuck is going on with the galaxy. I don't know if I can even blame astrology or like Pisces in fucking the water or whatever

is happening. But I've been on motherfucking edge. I've been I've been like PMSing even when I'm not PMSing even though I've said this before like I'm the girl who owes as a period. Like and I feel like that used to insult me because it feels like gross. Like always have my

period. I do get it once every four weeks, but for some reason, because of the like PMS and then the post fucking, I also have post, right? And then I have the ovulation. I feel like I'm, I'm in a cycle all month, which I am technically and we all are. But anyway, I've been on one. And I've also been like semi having like an existential crisis or like a mid career crisis or no, like I know exactly what I'm doing. I don't know sometimes what to call it, which we've discussed. And then I get all like, girl boss. And I'm like, no, I'm an entrepreneur. No, I have a brand. And like, I am really jealous of the people that, you know, I know people in this industry that that are doing things, even for less amount of time

that I have that from the beginning, you know, calling themselves media companies, they're calling themselves these big words and titles. And maybe I do have imposter syndrome. And, and, And maybe that's why it's hard for me. Or maybe I'm just too self-aware and maybe I'm just too judgmental that I've judged people for doing that, like too quickly or whatever where I'm like, don't you be calling yourself that honey. But then on the flip side, I want to empower and I want to give myself credit where credit is due and not just be like, I don't know. I'm just like on here. Like, no, you're not bad. You've been doing this for six years and pour your heart and soul into it every single day.

You don't get jaded. You're not like, oh, great. Now that I have this, I could just chill. No, no, no. I keep on going at the same stamina. So I think, and a lot of you ask me why I deleted like my Instagram bio. And that's like where I am my life. Like that's a perfect representation of how I feel is like, what do I call myself?

What do I say? And I think I'm just perfectionist. And that way I just want to find something that sits really right with me. Because pop culture expert makes me want to throw up. Influencer makes me want to throw up. I'm also triggered by influence. culture, I think I used to follow like only my friends, right? And then I, you know, when I started doing this, followed like only celebrities. And I think that now that I follow a lot of other

people that are also in the influencer world, I get really triggered because I'm too self-aware and some of them are not. And I don't want to, like when I see shit, I'm like, I really hope I don't do that or I don't like the world that I'm kind of in. Do you get what I'm saying? I'm like, this is the world. Like I know that in a lot of different places, it is full of lies and it's deceitful. And I'm not like that. But then I'm in this world. So how do I make sure that you know that I'm not like that without screaming? I'm not like that. I think a lot of people know, but I'll just give you a few examples. Like I literally know influencers that have bought followers. And I have no influencers, they call themselves influencers, but they've never had a brand deal in their life.

So how are you calling yourself that? What are you influencing? You've never been sent even like a free product in your life. But somehow this person is making people believe that they are an influencer and talks about it and talks about working with brands. I'm like literally haven't. Or I see people just really trying too hard to have people like them. or to say the right thing or to appeal to the masses. And for me, I feel like I could, I really spot that shit. And I swear to God, you guys, I'm not lying. I have had hunches about people.

I feel like I just have really good instincts about people. So like, believe me when I tell you about people, because I really feel like I know. And I've been proven right before. But, and I'll just see shit like that. And I'll be like, ugh, I hate that I'm part of this world because I'm not like. that but how do you scream from the rooftops or you're not like that or how do you you know and that's why I don't like being called an influencer or content creator because like these people sit and think about what to say and what to do and what to like create so that people will like it which I guess

isn't far from like a screenwriter or a writer like everybody wants people to like their work I don't know I just oh okay this is going to get into my my next appeal about TikTok is that, okay, so I used to not even know what the app looks like. And then you guys would always send me, like, links to things on TikTok. And then it would open in my, like, Safari. And it was just really, I was like, you know what? I'll get the app. I'll get a fict talk or whatever.

So I don't follow anybody there, but it's just easier. So when people send me links or I hear about a TikTok, I'll just, like, go search it. And then people always tell me, like, Amanda, you would do so good on TikTok and, like, your stories and like this. And I'm like, no, no, no, I'm never going on there. and then I'll like start to be like a little convinced like should I like I don't even have time to be dealing with another app and that's I feel like on TikTok it's like more even curated than Instagram because it's like you have to like create these videos and that's not really my style

anyway the last thing that turned me off of TikTok is that again somebody like told me about someone I was like wanted to see who they are like a TikToker with obviously like gazillion followers So I went to that person's page and I was like, okay, like this person obviously like shares their life. Obviously, this person is like super young like 20 something. And then I got to a video of like this person crying hysterically, which I'm told is a thing on TikTok to cry. And they're basically saying like to their fans, like don't say hi to me on the street. That's not part of my, you know, I don't know you that. It doesn't make me feel good.

And obviously like if you're being harassed and like touched or anything I understand, but I was really triggered by that and it made me not want to and maybe like solidified in my I'm not going on TikTok thing because like okay so this girl for example and nothing against her if you think you know who it is she seems awesome and funny and cool but that specific video made me realize like okay so this person along with so many others that like blew up on TikTok just because of how the algorithm is and how you can like blow up overnight from you know zero to a million followers and get like are acting like their Madonna, they can't walk down the street. Like, I know people in the space that I've been for years. Like, I'll give example of like the foster sisters, Erin and Sarah.

They've been around fame their whole lives. They are smart and funny and talented and have a combined, you know, lots of followers and lots of people that love them and buy their stuff. And they're happy to meet fans on the street or followers or whatever. You know, like I've heard them specifically say we love when you guys say hi and they repose pictures with fans and stuff so i'm not even talking about me like obviously like i love seeing you guys out and about and i love when you say hi and and i i love connecting and obviously i would rather you say hi than just like stare and you know i would do that by the way if i saw somebody that i knew on the street or in a restaurant i'd fucking stare so good for you for saying hi but this person and of course if it's like a mental health thing or

whatever, then I'm not judging, but this person literally saying to the people that fucking adore them, like, say the fuck away from me, like, Justin Bieber wouldn't do that. Like, yeah, Justin Bieber did say once, like, please don't stand outside of my house and, like, stalk me. Okay. But this person is saying, if you see me on the street, don't approach me. I don't know. Like, you literally came on this app five minutes ago. I just think that there is influencer culture and there's social media and there's people that I've been doing Instagram or Twitter or, you know, whatever. But this TikTok thing and the way that app specifically works is insane to me. Like, I just can't get behind it.

I can't. And that's why I can't go on it just because I don't believe in it. Like, first of all, it pisses me off. Whenever I end up opening the app, it like screams at me. It just goes from video to video. And I'm like, what's happening? And then does this happen to you guys? Like, I think that I'm out of the app.

but it keeps talking and I'm like what app is talking like it's just too crazy for me or I'm too old or I'm too whatever but I just want to stay in my lane and I think that back to my existential crisis or mid career crisis is like I am so busy with what I'm doing but like I always want to be doing more the thing is with this business is a lot of times you're like waiting for the next opportunity to come to you right you're like okay let me get that next email that next offer that next exciting thing, but sometimes you have to be proactive about it. So I think that's where I'm at now is like, what do I want to be proactive about next? Like, what's the next thing I want to do? Okay, you guys, we're always looking for really cute jewelry, Haley Bieber vibes, but also, like,

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slash not skinny. Anyway, when my DMs were down the other week, I was like, wait, this no instant communication is like really hard for my soul. Also, I don't know if this happens to you guys, but my app is so slow that like it's hard for me to go through messages as it is and like try to. Obviously, I can't see literally. It just. I miss the days where I could read all your messages and now it's like whatever kind of comes up or whatever I manage to like kind of scroll through but it's so weird to me and I tell Dumois this all the time

like she said on our podcast that we did she was like I read all my messages. I'm like no fucking way. How? How? I don't know how she fucking does it. It's insane to me because I'm sure she gets, you know, even more replies than me and I get a lot. So when I, you know, some of you are like,

you never read my messages and like I think you guys complain about that because you see that I, like, repost other messages, but it's kind of like whatever is in, like, my top five that are, you know, that are like pop up as new. And then, of course, whoever gets to be in my primary box, which, you know, lucky them. Okay. So some other stuff I wanted to talk about is, first of all, I want to clarify my hatred towards Ed Westwick, which a lot of people are confused about. First of all, I think it stems from, I have a friend from Israel who's an influencer and she's obsessed with them to the point of, like, I feel like I'm going to end her friendship

because she'll literally like obsess over him. She bought this like, she paid like $200 to like join a Zoom with him like crazy fucking shit. She comments on every one of his photos. She had a follower see him in London. The follower came up to him for her like at So House in London to say hi to her in a video. And I just feel like at Westwick like appreciate. Like, you know, she slid into Siams like an alarming amount.

By the way, she's married. okay so this is like I mean it's like a joke to her but it's like not a joke that's why I'm concerned so I feel like that fuels my hate because I'm like you are not you know Brad Pitt like give the girl a fucking answer her like if Kim Kardashian can answer me like you can answer her and he doesn't and I just feel like his whole Instagram and like yeah maybe I'm still sexist in that way that like I judge men's Instagrams differently than I judge a woman's Instagram like a woman can have more selfies, in my opinion, than a man can. Like, I just, a grid of a man I would like to see is somebody who, like,

doesn't know what he's doing on an Instagram. You know, I'd like to see, like, a hiking photo, a photo of your nephew and, like, your grandma's 90th birthday. And then maybe with, like, your girlfriend being like, I love her. I don't know. But his is literally just selfies of himself. And the latest thing that I was like, I've never seen a man more obsessed with himself. It's like he was presenting some award and, like,

He literally put up the video of him presenting an award. Not like he received an award and he's like, you know, so grateful. It's like he's so in love with himself that he needed to put that up and be like, here's me presenting an award. I just feel like it's uncool. It's just very uncool. And I just, I'm telling you guys, I have a strong feeling that he's uncool. That's what I'm saying.

I have a strong feeling that he's like self-obsessed and like, you know, but he has a new girlfriend. Her name is Amy Jackson. And she's British, but she also was like a Bollywood star. Anyway, they just made their first red carpet appearance at the National Film Awards. And she's obviously gorgeous. But, yeah, I think there were also, like, allegations against him. Yeah, he was accused of rape by two women and sexual assault by a third.

But prosecutors in Los Angeles set in new documents. There was not enough evidence for them to pursue the allegations. Westwick was originally accused of rape by actor. Christina Cohen in November 2017. So he didn't face charges, but they accused him of rape. So that's like pretty that probably also, you know, stayed with me. So that's about Ed Westwick, who's basically the real life Chuck Bass with his self-obsession. I also want to talk about the Paris Balenciaga show, which our girl Kim Kardashian walked in,

which that was like, okay, that was an obvious choice, right? she's their you know spokesperson which if you guys watch the show and I was just talking about like being proactive about things she made this happen for herself she manifested it she fucking you know she was she was basically like free being there endorser do you know what I mean she was like we thought she was their spokesperson before she was their spokesperson do you get what I'm saying so she she made this come into fruition so then we say hello Nicole kid which is like a random choice and seeing her in those bug-eye sunglasses like make out with Keith Urban was like a moment in time. Duolipa who looked gorgeous, Naomi Campbell who looked

amazing. And then Christine Quinn. Let's take a moment. First of all, I don't know if I ever told you about my beef with Christine Quinn, which like she doesn't know about so don't tell her because I'm scared. I had her on my podcast. I don't know if I ever told this story. I had her my podcast and I'm all about like bring on the villains like love that shit and before the podcast started we were like chit chatting and she actually came on she was like super natural her hair was like wet out of the shower I was like oh my god she's such a vibe when she's not you know made up even and then she told me at the beginning of the podcast like before we went live and we were chit chatting not on air she told me at the beginning like she was like you know I'm just kind of worried doing podcast because

I was on this other podcast, and I asked the person, the podcasts are not to, like, you know, put something and they did. And then it was in all the media and I got like a bad, you know, whatever. And I was like, don't worry, like, whatever you don't want. If you say anything, we'll edit out. Like, obviously, professionals over here. Also, my thing with podcasting is like, an interviewing is like, I want to make you feel comfortable. Like, if we could get the tea, love it.

But, like, I'm not trying to have you leave and be like, you know, that girl was trying to just juice me or me. milk me like a cow. So we do the podcast. It's fine. She's an actor. Like she was just all like, yeah, I'm the bitch, whatever. And then after the podcast comes out, obviously there were headlines because like she talks about the co-stars and whatever. And she, she asked me to take something out that we took out because it was about like production. It was about Netflix production, which obviously Netflix would be mad, even though like at this point in time she doesn't give a shit about them being mad, obviously. She even coming back? We don't know yet. But like, if she left the company, if she left Oppenheim Group, then I don't see how she is, except what will they do without her?

She's been the drama for all fucking five seasons, unless we see Chrisel and G flip. Anyway, so the podcast comes out, whatever. Then I do a podcast with this other girl who's big on Instagram and has her own podcast. And we touched up before and she's like, just you know, like I was nervous to do this with you. And I was like, why? And she's like, well, somebody told me that you, like, made them look bad or, like, didn't take something out. And I was like, wait, who? And she told me Christine Quinn. I was like, wait, is that Christine Quinn's stick when she meets new podcasters is to tell them she had a bad experience with the podcaster who, like, so basically she's making it seem to everybody that everybody she

podcasted with that had, that articles came out. She's basically saying like that podcast or her over. Do you get what I'm saying like, that's her schick? So I think from then on, it's like, That was like a personal thing. I was like, oh, wait, I like to comment on this world, but to be in it and have like Christine Quinn like talk shit about me or like say

something. I was like, that doesn't feel right and especially not about like the professionalism of me as a podcaster and my, you know, producer and my network. So I didn't like that at all. But I looked recently and she's following me.

So I'm scared. But anyway, seeing her in the Balenci show, I was like, listen, I'm all about underdogs. I'm all about like, women succeeding people succeeding following their dreams but can we big bitches and for one moment

just say like what the fact was she doing there and that's not on her level like how like Kim Kardashian is like you know bucketless shit she's like oh my god Nicole Kidman fucking icon I wish Nicole Kidman like clapped as she was walking down the aisle IYK IYK IYK do a leapa huge pop star Christine Quinn selling sunset a reality TV star villain like what? But I don't know. She's been wearing those Balenciaga things. Remember, she kind of was like doing the Kim Kardashian vibes like the entire cat suit. So it was surprising to see her there. And I'm sure it's a huge moment for her. And I wonder if that took away for the other girls to be like, wait, this is huge. Oh, wait, she's doing it. Is it really that huge? And TBH, I wonder if you guys feel this way. But when I see other, even if it's like hot, I saw Amrata, okay? She was wearing like the Kim Kat. suit like the entire Valencia like from boots till you know the whole thing boot pants and it just no it's just like I feel like that should be a custom Kim thing it's just weird to see it on on anybody else I don't know if you guys feel the same okay you guys my Rothies this just

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So, I mean, that's really all I need in a white shoe and especially a slip-on. Because I live in the city, wearing flip-flops and sandals is kind of gross because you feel like your foot is about to touch the ground. So I really try to make a point and not wear like flip-flops or slides that much outside. So my Rothies slip-ons make it so much easier to like, I just want to go out and walk Leo or take no to the park. and you guys should really check it out and they're giving $20 off. So your new favorite chooseer waiting, discover the versatile styles you can wear absolutely anywhere

and get $20 off your first purchase at rothis.com slash not skinny. That's Rothies, R-O-T-H-Y-S dot com slash not skinny for $20 off your first order. Another thing, I feel so bad for you guys, for the tease that I did about Leo and Gigi, Leonardo DiCaprio and Gigi Hadid. So many of you are like Leo, which Leo and I'm like fucking the Leo. Okay, so first of all, when I went on Dumois's podcast a couple

weeks ago, she like broke the news on the podcast and was like, I've heard that Camilla Marone and Leo broke up. I was like, really? She was like, yeah, that's what I heard, blah, blah, blah. Obviously, we don't know anything for sure. And then started hearing about Gigi and Leo. And to me, that sounded like fairy tale shit. Like, no, that can't be. Like, he's dated models, but he's never really dated like huge people like as huge as him do you get what I'm saying like he's never dated really like on he's made the models famous you get what I mean the models that he's dated it was a bar raffali I mean even jazelle she was huge but I feel like she became even huger when she dated him or like that model Tony or Aaron he's dated so many and even Camilla like she's gorgeous and a model

in her own right and actress but I feel like we you know she's a name because she's Leo's girlfriend like that's just the truth and gigi is her own fucking thing so this is new for him i also heard and this is insider scoop you guys that gg and leo did date when they were younger like i think when she was like 19 and he wasn't into him he was like not gonna about to take her seriously and i think she was like a little butt heard about it but anyway hearing from people like that they've seen gg and leo like i was like no no like i can't even picture it like what also camilla's like super cool with the Hadid sisters and with Haley Bieber and like that whole crew. They run in the same circles or kind of the same age.

Like, what? It was just not adding up for me. And then somebody sent me a video of Gigi and Leo. This is a girl that was there at the Ned and saw them. And okay, they're not making out. And this is where they were also blinds, I think, that came in that said that they saw them canoodling or whatever. So there isn't, like, making out, okay?

But, like, they're sitting closely. He's smoking a cig inside, obviously. Please tell me where the place is so I can go. And she's, like, singing Britney Spears and whispering into his ear. I'm going to play for you guys. Just so you can feel what I'm feeling. Hold on. I'm going to narrate it.

So now she leans into his ear and says something. I could not post it because the girl who sent it to me saw it on somebody's, like, close friend story. and didn't, obviously. So I respect that shit, you know? I wish I could show it to you, but it's like a moment. It's Gigi's leech blonde hair.

They're sitting right by each other in a booth. Oops I did again is playing. Gigi is excited about it. She's singing it. She leans into his ear. I don't know if she's singing. Like, first of all, Leonardo Cabrio, bobbing Joe Bernie Spears song.

I mean, no, he's not bopping. He's smoking. But it's just like a sight to be seen. Anyway, so then it's like I've been talking to people in the industry as well that like would know and I'm like wait but isn't he with cammy and they're like or are they broken up and I've been told that they're not broken up so this makes it even more complicated this isn't like cammy and Leo broke up after five fucking years which is a long time and he's now dating one of her like you know acquaintances or whatever and who's jiji hadid this is like he seems

to still be with camy and also I got a couple messages from people that went to a wedding a couple weeks ago that Leo and Cammy were at, okay? So this is all happening simultaneously, which is the wildest fucking part. And I fucking, this is the shit I live for. I mean, this is big gossip. This is, this is fucking huge. So love more info on that. Love to see it. I'd love to know what. I want to tell you guys something fucking crazy is that I've been getting emails, messages about people trying to get to the Kardashians through me, which is fucking so funny. I just want to tell you guys that because I don't think I have. Like people being like Amanda, like, please, I like wrote this, you know, thesis about, you know, the Kardashians.

Can you send it to them so they could see it? Or I, it's like, no. So that's my general answer. Speaking of the Kardashians, it was Chloe's birthday, as we know. And she took some time off. She went away. And then she came back and she was posting all the flowers that she got and tagging people. And the only photo she didn't tag was like, this arrangement that was kind of like a table runner. Some people thought it looked like Pistrami. And I was like, who the fuck is it? And I was not even going to insinuate that it's Tristan, even though it crossed my mind, but I was kind of like, is it Tristan? Is it a new dude? Like, she's tagging everyone. Why didn't she tag this person? This person not have an Instagram. And then I got messages from people being like, it's Tristan because there were people, I don't know

if you have an Android or what the fuck phone you have, but that she, soft tagged him or shadow tagged him or whatever you guys call it and it showed up like even though it was a soft shadow I forget what we call it hidden tag it showed up like on the top like where you would see where someone's using a filter like that it showed up like Chloe with Tristan or something weird wild and and people are upset first of all that you know shadow tags are going to be shown now or okay Carol Radzwell my girl Love her. She coined Soft Tag. That's what I like. And I, when she told me about it, I didn't know that exists it. I didn't know you could drag the tag off the page and have people not see it, but have the person who you tag can then repose it. A lot of people didn't know that and they were just making the person's name either really small or changing the color so it blends in. But you could just take it off the page. And sometimes I do it now actually. And I think just for like, you know, if it's like you don't need. to be able to click the person, but I want the person to be able to repost.

But people are, like, upset that if it's like a feature where people could see, but I'm like, why are you upset? Like, if you're soft tagging someone, like, what, what do you hide? It doesn't make sense to me for people to be upset that the feature shows, but it said Tristan, and I feel like that's not a mistake. And then people get upset. They're like, Chloe's a fucking idiot. Which, like, again, the girl fucking cried over people harassing her and blaming her.

It's like she wanted to pose the flowers. She didn't want to tag him because she didn't want people to come for her and be like, you're an idiot. Why are you posting him? So she literally just said a general thank you with no tag. But then people, the people that side side and then the people that share to the world, aka me, don't be mad at me, go go. And now we will know that it's from Tristan.

Okay. So Tristan is a fuck up, but he's going to keep on licking Chloe's asshole. okay he's going to keep on being so fucking nice to her because he's a psychopath and she is really nice too so she feels bad not reposting his flowers so she reposted his fucking flowers and was like i'll soft tag him so he can see that i said thank you to him but i don't want the world to see and she got fucked that's what i think about that kim kardashian did an interview with a lure which at first i was like i don't care so kim kramk did an interview with a lure magazine And at first it's like, okay, I don't care.

Like, you know, she's going to be talking about skin and whatever. But either she's a genius or, you know, just every interview she does something she says, we'll cause a frenzy. But then I saw that she talked about what she had done. And I was like, hello, thank you. Bring it to mommy. Because isn't that a fucking dream to have everybody in Hollywood, even in general, tell us what they have done? It's a dream of mine. So she said in the interview that,

she doesn't have filler, she doesn't even get her eyebrows or she doesn't even have eyelash extensions. She only gets a little bit of Botox between her eyebrows. People are obviously going amok about it. Like people are like, and that's what's getting traffic to this magazine now, I swear to you. Because if it wasn't this, I would literally be like, if this is an interview about the skin products, like it's okay. Like don't need to read it again, right? Like we've heard it. We know it. I have it. I love it. Sorry, don't be jealous. But, like, I don't need to, you know, read a whole thing about it. But, like, of course, like, so is she smart and she just knows this is what's going to happen? And she's, like, get some traction here. Or every interview that she does,

she just, like, talks, like says something that goes wild and that's going to make a gazillion headlines. It's like wild to me. But people are going crazy because they're like, no, she had more shit done. And she's not saying it. Okay. So this is what I think. I think the woman, the interviewer asked her, what do you have in your face right now? And that's the question she answered. Do you get what I mean? Like, so she answered that question. And I believe her if that's what she said. Does that mean that she's never gotten something else? Does that mean that includes every single thing she has ever had done? Probably not. But I think she was answering what you have in your face right now. Oh, wait, even though she did say she never got lip or cheek bone filler.

I feel like, yeah, filler seems scarier to me than Botox because it could, like, travel and, like, just not look good. But it's so funny that she has a little bit between her eyebrows because that's literally the only thing I've debated getting. To be honest with you guys, I have, like, an etched line that I've discussed. It's literally etched. Like, it looks like a scar. Otherwise, like, I don't care. Like, I, my thing is like, if at rest, like, first of all, wrinkles are beautiful. age gracefully love your life do whatever you want i think and even joanna her facialist

told me she was like because i asked her what she thinks about the the preventive botac she's like does preventative facial paralysis sound good to you and i was like oh my god no it doesn't literally that's what she said so true but i literally have an etched line like above my like we're in my 11s so don't furrow you guys don't furrow so much because i fucking did i guess and that's the only thing that I'm, like, debating, but I'm really scared because you read the boogogs fucking side effects and it's like could cause death. Like, and I shouldn't read side effects, but I did. And like, that scares me. Also, I really enjoy being able to say that I get nothing done. And then if I get this done, then I'll have to be like, oh, but I just get this like 11s. So that's just my feelings

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she didn't tip me well and was like telling you know the whole story like I walked in I heard the baby cry like and then Kylie literally commented on a video on her page and was like this is annoying you know this isn't true my baby wasn't crying I don't have a river in my because the guy was like there was a river anyway she said she also said I did not order this myself so okay so after she said nobody comes through the gate there's no river like this is a lie she then commented I did not order this myself he was tipped through the lied too about seeing through my windows and hearing my son cry. So I was like, which one is it, though?

I don't get it. So at first she's like, this is not the right place. This is a lie. But then she says, I did not order this myself. He was tipped through the app. So then she's just like blaming the assistant. So I think that's what it fucking sounds like. I don't know.

It's not that interesting, but that's what happened. Also, in the Kardashian-Gener family. Oh, no, Kardashian-Gener Barker family. Charlie DeMilleo Ticktucker extraordinaire is dating Landen Barker who he's a little cutie like he's a beautiful boy they're dating I'm sure you know the young TikTok world has a lot to say about this because she was dating I think like Lil Huddy and like was super low key about it and like didn't want to be public but like with Lanongy's public and they went to that crazy like Hampton's Fourth of July party together and I like photographed together and also the DeMilio family just sent like

a really gorgeous, gorgeous flowers to Travis and, like, we're, like, get well soon. So, like, they're moving on in. And could you see the Kardashians extension being the Dimmelios? Like, that would be wild. And I feel like Addison Ray is shaking. Doja Cat, I feel like always gets herself into shit. Like, I feel like she's just a wild one. I fucking love it.

So the latest drama with her is that she slid into Noah snaps from Stranger Things, the kid. She slid into his DMs to ask about her new crush. It's that new actor. What's his name? Joseph Quinn. So she slid into his DMs being like, Noah can you tell Joseph to HMU? Wait, no.

Does he have a girlfriend? So Noah was like, just, you know, text him yourself or something. But then he posted their exchange on TikTok again. This is why, hey, TikTok. And he literally captioned it like Thirsty Doja. like kind of mean and then she posted a live I thought she was kind of nice in the live because she was basically like like it's fucked up but like he's a fucking kid but then again like you're how old is he 19 grow up like first of all I feel like post it unless like you are I don't know

I just feel like posting personal DMs it's just like a crime it's a crime like I would never want anybody to post my DMs like imagine you send somebody's DMs and they posted it. It's just like embarrassing. Anyway, I'm team Doja on this. But like she should have just like looked for that guy and found him. But maybe she thought she would have more luck. Like maybe she really wanted this wasn't joked her. And she's like, well, maybe I could have this kid hook it up.

Tasha Adams seems to have a new boy. I love how in Bachelor Nation they always do like a soft launch and a, hard launch. Like there's always like, boop, boop, boop. And then after like months, they'll like announce the name and say who it is. I don't get it, but whatever. I'm happy for her. She's a cutie and the guy looks hot, obviously. Even though I loved Zach and Tasha, oh my God, remember Zisha. Also, I just wanted to say about the Barbie movie that like we keep on seeing tidbits and like photos of Ryan Gosling and Margo Robbie, who's obviously like gorgeous and he's gorgeous and they're like, you know, just beautiful. And I need to remind myself that Greta Gerwig is direct

it because if not I would be so fucking over it. But like Greta Gerwig is going to for sure make this cool and like smart. But when I see the photos and the like little sound bites we get from people literally seeing them in like Venice, I'm kind of like, okay, like this seems stupid. But they're both incredibly hot and I feel like Greta is going to make it good. So there's that. Anyway, you guys, that's it for today. Thank you for hanging out with me. I love you so much. Be sure to rate and review the podcast, especially on Apple Podcasts because somehow that's where it matters the most. And I appreciate you and I love you.

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