Not Skinny But Not Fat - #JaxGotItWright But Did Brittany?

Episode Date: July 16, 2019

Celeb weddings galore this past weekend with Jax and Brittany’s Kentucky castle wedding, Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas’s Parisian wedding, and even Zoe Kravitz married her beau this weekend. Oh wait, Katherine Mcphee and David Foster also tied the knot. Recap of The Hills: New Beginnings, and we’re so into it we don’t care how scripted it is. We love the dudes on this season of The Bachelorette, especially Tyler C who looks like an old Hollywood star and is defending Hanna amidst people kind of slut-shaming her. Khloe K turned 35- and guess who wrote her a loving insta happy bday post? You won’t believe the nerve. Miley’s weird, Britney’s weird, but what’s new?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny but Not Fat and I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hello and welcome to another week of the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. I'm your host Amanda from Not Skinny but Not Fat on Instagram here with my I don't know what to say anymore. Can you just say it? My co-hoes.

Cisterger. Who doesn't do anything so like you don't deserve the title. But I'm like ready to do things. No, you're not. You have to do the job. Do the job by yourself. Find a way to do the job. No.

Make money. Give me money. No. You need to make me money. That's what a manager does. You freak. First you make a lot of money, then you give me money. Then I'm.

manager. No, that's not how it goes down. It's how it goes down here. You need to find opportunities and you need to push me and manage me and get me things and, like, build me a Kylie empire. Oh my God, stop. The way Chris did for Kylie. Kristen do shit.

Chris for Kylie? Did everything. No, but I'm saying like Kylie Oh, the stupid shit begins. No. Kristen do shit. Chris built every one of the Kardashians. No. Kim had a sex tape. That built the Kardashians. Which probably Chris like

promote it. Chris, like, put it out there. Probably. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Anyway, you guys, we jumped right in to the Kardashians to sex tapes to just mad shit. And there is mad shit this week.

I'm really curious to see how much shit because I don't know. This shows how unprepared of a podcaster you are. You're curious to see, you guys literally, let me take a sip of my rosé because I'm like going to like. Today we're rosaying. We're so summer. Rose all day. Take a sip. It's very good.

It is. I love it. Yesterday, margaritas. Today, rosé. Ariel asked me if we're going to drink and I was like, I literally just got over my hangover. What you have to do is get over at five minutes later. Later, you're ready to go. Let me tell you, when you're 31 hangovers don't feel so good.

I think when you're any age over 24 hangover. govers don't feel so good it's like the headache you take something and you get over it but for me it's more like just like the feeling of just like a general weakness and like also that causes anxiety for me yeah i mean when you drink a lot you tend to wake up with like heart beating headache like all the really awful things you to feel and i don't understand then why we keep drinking because it's fun i know um anyway today is a big day because 5,000 people got married. Like, legit, it's,

Jack's got it right today. Jacks and Brittany are getting married today is we're recording on Saturday. They're getting married as we speak. As we speak, they're getting married. I just saw, like, a little bit of pictures. Yeah. They had festivities galore in Kentucky. Oh, my God, Taco Bell, Donuts.

I know. I put up in my story today that I love that Brittany, who I think on the first season, she was on Vanderpump Rules, she was tiny. She was like so, so, so skinny. And then, you know, she grew up. She wasn't like the stick thin figure. She didn't have that figure moving forward. And it looked like she just was like really body positive, really confident. And like she didn't really give a shit, which I like. And I love that like before her wedding, she's like donuting it, taco belling it. And it doesn't look like,

It looks like Jacks was more, like, had an urgency to lose weight for the wedding than her. Jacks got so fit. Jacks got so fit. He looked great. But I love that she didn't feel that pressure. I remember when you got married and when Alice and our other sister got married, like, you guys were so strict about your food. And, like, it's just kind of nice.

Excuse him, moi. What? I got married and I was, like, at a normal weight. No, but you were, like, always thinking about it. Babe, I had Froyo the night before my wedding. I'm sorry, you had Froyo, but I think we had to convince you to have Froyo. No, don't you remember what happened? I wanted Froyo.

And then Allison was like, oh, my God, you're going to have Froyo before a wedding. And I cried because I was so nerd. Do you don't remember? I remember exactly. But you did really watch it. And it's nice to see that Brittany is kind of like, just like Katie, when we saw her and Tom get married. Yeah, she also wasn't like too crazy about it. No, she was eating like so many tacos the night before.

It was so funny. That's true. I do like that. I mean, I get wanting to look your best on your wedding day, but also like I know so many girls that lost like a gazillion pounds and were like so thin for the wedding. And it's like, A, you're going to gain it all back the next day and be like, don't you want to look like what you look like? So yeah, maybe I was paying more attention. But you always said to me like you, you looked amazing and you looked like normal, healthy like you. yeah um but i'm saying like you were thinking about these things and it's nice to see that she's like i didn't what you want to be honest you guys because i'm no jameela jameela as you know like i did regret the frio because the next day like in pictures i noticed a little like pouchy bouchy stop it did stop you looked amazing and i was like if i didn't have the frio but like that's my personality like i have a fat personality i remember in my wedding like most people are like i didn't even eat and of course for me like ate that morning at the hotel do you remember at 6 a.m

We went down to the buffet and not to the breakfast in the hotel where I was getting ready. And we got all the shit up to the room. I ate whatever. And then at my wedding, which was like a day wedding, I remember, like, I think after the hooppa, someone was like pulled me and was like, come, do you want to eat? And I was like, duh. And I literally like went into a corner. They brought me like a plate. And I like was like just eating off the plate.

Like, and I remember my husband was, didn't eat. Yeah, yeah. But like, of course I fucking ate. Right. No, I don't understand how people don't eat. We actually just went to a wedding and, like, the friends that got married, the girl said she didn't eat for like a week before. She couldn't eat. Oh, she couldn't eat.

People like can't eat. Okay. But she really didn't eat. Like, I didn't see her put one thing into her out the entire wedding. Well, that girl is really skinny. Yeah. So we don't like her. I'm just kidding.

You guys, we'll take a quick break before we jump right into everything that happened this week. Okay, so I'm going to start with something that took us by surprise. We watched The Hills together, the season premiere of the Hills New Beginnings, and I dug. I really dug. I dug. Like, okay, of course we know it's like supremo scripted. Of course we know everyone is. like Botox galore.

Everyone is not hanging, actually hanging out. Like, they're not friends. This is the first time they're seeing each other in 10 years. Like, Whitney hanging out with Heidi. Like, that is not IRL. Like, Whitney and Heidi aren't friends. And that's like the least extreme of it all. Like, the extreme is like, you know,

Stephanie and Spencer who have this like brother-sister rivalry. And like, I wonder if the Justin Bobby Adrenna rekindling is like real. I really don't think so. I really hope so. But I have to say. say adrina is like the most normal is the most normal and she also looks the same you know what i mean like it doesn't look like she got so much done stephanie on the other hand looks like an alien like a different person she like first of all stephanie had a i think at that level of plastic

surgery it's called like a face reconstruction yeah kind of like kiley like it's a facial it's even more than kiley because stephanie had a different face yeah like no she got so much plastic surgery and it's just like but then you feel bad because you hear these people talking well misha barton's on the show now but misha looks the same but what i meant is you heard misha and stephanie who obviously probably also don't hang out but hung out on the beach like on the first episode um just talking about how hard like they both fucking ran away like stephanie ran away to london misha said she she she left l-a like these people have such difficult times and go through such major shit that they have to run out of the country.

Which is like crazy. So you're like fuck like I'm not going to mock her like getting a new face. Like she obviously went through some shit. I mean, but yeah, but it's really weird to see somebody with a completely different face and then also like take them seriously. And also take it. That's why because like Adriina's face always didn't move. So I don't think it's like a new for her to like not move. It looks like the same face.

Yeah. You know like she doesn't look different than she did 10 years ago. Yeah. Is she all Botax? she doesn't move, fine. No, but I'm saying she always had this face of, like, expressionless face. Like, she was never, like, her charismatic. But she's not a charismatic person.

But I also kind of feel bad for her. She's, like, she's a single mom now. Apparently she had a very abusive relationship with a father of a kid. Yeah, she was cool. You like Heidi, too. I like Heidi. I think Heidi is a cool person, too. And I think, again, it's hard to take her as seriously as you would because of, again, the fact that her face is, not what it was.

But I think I'm more used to that because it happened so long ago. And, like, she got a lot of shit for it back then. She did her mom from, like, the woods of, like, Colorado was, like, where is my, like, Heidi, like, of the woods? Like, I think of the woods. No, because I think she comes from. But now she goes hiking every day. Like, she's such a naturey person. But that's what I'm saying.

It doesn't match her personality. Like, on that first seasons of the hills or where she first met Lauren, she's, like, this, like, spicy little cookie she's like very like you know cool but spunk there it's sort of like that's not who you are you know and I think I won't forget I think she said this in an interview once like that was the hardest shit for her like her mom's reaction to her new face and I remember because she was so cute before why did she do that to herself she was so cute like there was nothing wrong with her you guys she was so cute that's like when the crazy and I remember then there wasn't really social media but there were like trashing magazines and I remember just like this

stories published of like Heidi's new face were everywhere. But again, they also had to run away. They ran away to Costa Rica. Yeah. And I think that she got like, if I remember, 92 surgeries or something. Yeah, like something crazy. Like it was legitimately a new body face. Yeah.

I remember it was like my 27,000 surgeries. And it wasn't only face. It was body too. It was everywhere. It was like everywhere. Yeah. And they also like. like ran away to Costa Rica.

Yeah. Which like all those people fucking ran away. They ran away. It's kind of crazy to think about. Yeah, but they really want to be famous again. Which is funny because Spencer even owns it and says it, which I guess is like positive. I kind of appreciate that more than like. Pretending that you don't.

Pretending like you don't care. Yeah. Like say you want to be famous. That's fine. Yeah. Don't pretend like you don't care. It really shocked me that it was so good. I thought it would be one of those shows that I'd have to fast forward and not really be

into. and I was into it. Another new cast member is Brandon Lee, the son of Pamela Anderson, who made an appearance. And literally it was so weird. The camera wouldn't show her face. And me and Ariel were like flies

trying to like catch her face because it was just like showed her from behind and then showed her for her. And you're like, I just want to see her face. And obviously her face is, you know, she got older. Her eyebrows are still pencil thin.

And she's fucking Pamela Anderson. And it's crazy. And the sun is obviously. Obviously, like a haiti patadi. He seems really smart. He does. I'm sure he has fucked up things. But you know what really stayed with me that he said.

What did he say? Because I remember there was some crazy Instagram fight between him and his dad, which I told you, one of them posted them actually, like, fighting physically. Oh, I know what you're going to say. No, you're not. Again, you're wrong. No, because remember he said about his dad that his dad is really fucked up because he said, like, people that get famous at a certain age.

say that age? Is that what you're going to say? That's what I knew you were going to say. Anyway, so Brandon Lee, what he said about his father, that he got stuck a certain age, and that's why he hasn't matured, and that's why they have a lot of issues, really, really, really stayed with me. Because, you know, as we all know, Brittany and I'm jumping here a little bit, has been very socially, very active on social media. Yeah. And with videos that don't make sense. Don't make sense. And with, you know, she's still, she's dressing like 1999, hair extensions, black eyeliner.

Let's put, like, her personality aside for a minute. Like, it just really struck a chord with me what that Brandon Lee said. Like, people that get famous. He said exactly that. He said my dad got famous at, like, 12, and he's not 12. Didn't he say that? No, Tommy Lee wasn't famous at 12. He's a drummer.

Whatever age he said, and then he said he got stuck at that age. Okay, he didn't mean 12. But can I say something positive here about Brittany? I think she's like super down to earth. And like that's something that I appreciate about her right now. It's almost unawarily down to earth, Ariel. That's when you're not getting it. It's almost psychotically down there.

Like your Britney Spears, you have a gazillion dollars. Like why are you wearing Hawaii pants to work out? Why are you wearing your son's boxers to work out? Why are you not getting a pedicure? Why do you not have? I noticed the pedicure I did too. Everyone did. Everyone did?

Yeah. I mean, I don't want to put it up to. I mean, like, but I, I don't know. I feel bad. Of course you feel bad. I looked at the, like, even the, like, pedicure-less feet as a good thing. I was like, wow, like, that's really nice to see. But if it was coming from a mentally stable place, I don't think it is.

I don't think it is. Like, and I think, again, what Brandon Lee said, like, with the way she dresses, like, the latest video I just saw was her like saying that she has a lot of OOTDs and she put up like a bunch of different thing that she's wearing and like her outfits it's not like making fun of her style they really are clothes that people wore in 1990s like in the 2000s and like the way that she's acting it's a very not like up to date I don't know and like I really wonder who's like editing her videos like a lot of people I'm like who's filming her and everyone's like, oh, her boyfriend, like, whatever.

And I'm like, okay, but someone's editing and putting music and putting like workouts together. She is, no? Or her personal assistant is. She has personal assistant. Like, someone needs to like, I don't know, a give her a makeover, be like, get the like hair extensions intact. See like no more black eyeliner. Like, and update the wardrobe. Let's start with that.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Let's start with updating the wardrobe because I think that might be. Platform sandals. also, like, I don't get the videos of the O OOTDs. Like, she twirls up to date enough to know what an OOTD is. No, that's true. That's true. But I don't, I just feel bad for Brittany.

I know. And I hope everyone knows that follows me on Instagram that when I post things that she post, like, I hope everything comes across in a loving way because I do love her. And I really do help that, you know, she's doing well and that she's healthy and and everything, but the videos are concerning, like, I don't know what, she posted a few things this week of, like, books on a table. There was, like, look what I got from, like, my vacation. It was like a hat, like a straw hat. It's like, it's weird shit. You know, it's weird shit. Yeah. So, so, I mean, those are the updates. It's like the weird videos kind of keep on coming.

And at least she's on vacation. She went Turks and Caicos. It wasn't sunny enough in Miami. So she flew to Turks and Caicos right after. Well, at least she's like vacationing. I know, yeah. But remember how we talked about in the last episode, how I used to dance Bernie Spears every day? Yeah, you found a video. So my friend actually, like,

and I don't know if related, because she listened to the podcast or not, found the video that in Israel in 2000, maybe 13 it was, or 14, when you were studying abroad and I was living there that you came over and found me dancing. Yeah. Needless to say, I looked amazing.

Yes, you might have been at your, like, prime. Oh, my God. Don't say that. No, I don't mean prime in a, I'm saying just like you might have been like, at a prime. Let's say at a prime. A prime. One of your primes in life. Yeah, I was so skinny, you guys.

Yeah. I was so tan. I was. Your hair was like, my hair was like something. I don't know. I don't know. I think, well, A, like, I was unemployed that summer. You were.

We were having the beach every single day. We were. We were having sushi on Tuesdays. You remember that forever. Oh, I well. We went to sushi on Tuesdays and drank wine and, like, legit was, like, so healthy because I wasn't working. I, like, devoted my life to, like, healthy eating. I, like, opened a health Instagram.

You guys, I'm not kidding. Like, fucking, what was that? Like, seven years ago, 2013. Do we say what it was called? No, don't say what it was called. I don't need anyone looking for that Instagram, you guys. But it was before even people really. did a lot of like Instagram. Imagine like I was like ahead of my time. No there was

Instagram but like where did I like I thought and you guys never like even if I cooked okay or made okay food never was it's so aesthetically pleasing. So I don't know what I thought but I feel like if you kept with your health Instagram it might have grown because you were like one of the first ones. Yeah. Instagram wasn't. That's a funny thing like I guess I was an Instagram pioneer without knowing it. I found you. Okay. That's a good story. Sorry. Okay. Can you not look at it right now? I have to. I forgot.

Okay, sorry. There's one picture of like my abs for real. Are there? Yeah. Okay, hold on. I'm looking. I called it. It's like Amanda Tupac.

Wait, you kept it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh my God. Stop. That's insane. Stop. No, not in a good way.

Like overdone. It's not overdone. No, it's overdone. It's not overdone. Overdone. It's never overdone. Yeah, I don't get it. I mean, listen, at the end of the day, you guys, I could watch that video a thousand times.

say oh my god i was so skinny i was so hot i was so tan i looked so good what the fuck but at the same time i can say you know what that was i was 24 years old and i know that i spent a lot of time around the food that i'm eating that's all you thought about that's all i thought about like my next meal now ariel will say to you guys i i ate it's not like i ever never will you like know that i'm like not eating so those are never my diets but i was upset about what I'm eating. And portions, and portions. It's not like you were, you were eating, but it was very, very, very, very portion controlled.

And it was a specific time. And it was, I think that there was a little, I'm not saying that you were unhealthy, but I think that the unhealthy thing was how obsessive you were with like every single meal and what you're supposed to eat. And so that in a way is, you know, pretty unhealthy. Like you need to, you need to live life. It was not maintainable. Like I got to a very low weight.

Like for me, like my handle on Instagram, I'm not skinny but not fat. And like the name of this podcast, it's also like obviously means more than just physically. But I've also, my whole life have been not skinny but not fat. And at that point, I was skinny. Like that point I was skinny. And I guess it's just like not meant to be for me. Like skinny isn't meant to be for me. Even though I'm skinny as a needle.

Skinny as a needle. Well, no, but on the real, since sometimes we do the real, real, like in Alabama. We don't need to announce. No, but I feel like I think that, like, it's just, it's, it's, it's not, you're not living life by being that obsessive. Yeah. And I think that, you know, it wasn't maintainable where you were. It was not maintainable.

It was maintainable for however long or ever many months it lasted. And then like, it wasn't maintainable. So you know your weight where that is a maintainable weight for you. And you feel joy with it. 179 pounds. Right. Me too. No, it's so funny because Ariel Lidjia was on Atkins and like she like was like eating meat

and cheese. Wait, so like I lost a little bit of weight. And Amanda's like, wait, so you were like I don't care about like numbers. So we'll just put it out there. So like I think 135 I'd love to be. And Amanda's like you were almost there when you went on Atkins. And I was like I couldn't even enjoy it for a week. I couldn't even enjoy that number for a week.

It was just, you know, so that's how... But that's the thing. Like, it's, we just read about Courtney Kardashian's keto diet, which she said she went on a couple years ago when she was at her skinniest and that she is planning on going on it again now for a couple months. And it does make sense. First of all, the fact that it's a couple months, like, ease my mind. Because when I read what it was, this keto shed, like, or her keto,

the way she did keto, which is literally like, like avocado smoothie, a piece of fish and a piece of kale, and at night a small, like something. And then she said in between for a pick me up, like an almond, like legit. And she said that she like wouldn't eat. So on top of like not eating anything, she said she was intermittently fasting. So she wasn't eating from like at night till 1130 a.m. And working out. Like how I fainted

Legit from hearing it Like I feel like that's just like you faint Like how do you how does your body sustain energy From not eating anything Fasting Working out before eating anything Like where's your energy Like your body needs energy

Like it doesn't make sense She did say she did it Two and a half years ago And for two months Right So it's not something that's like That's a thing you need to find a way Which like I've loved

You know just to wrap up you know, body stuff and everything, you need to find a way that is livable. And I've found that way a couple times and fucked up, you know, and that's normal too. When that happens where you think you're on a path, you're like, fuck, yeah, I know what I'm doing, know what I'm eating. I like know how to, you know, have my days where I'm like, you know, 80, 20 and you're like, you feel so good and you're on this path. And then, you know, you have a bad time. You have a couple of rough weeks. You go on vacation. You go out too many times and it fucks up your rhythm. And then you have to find that rhythm all over again. And it happens to all of us. It happens to me literally once every six

months. I feel like I'm on a rhythm. I'm feeling good. Like blah, blah, blah. And then like I lost it a little bit. But that's okay. Because I feel like we all have to accept like human nature. you go out more than like some weeks more than the other weeks and um you just have to like accept human nature and and keep going with it and do the best that you can really like really her sentences sometimes you know what you pointed that's why I couldn't speak because you pointed so it's not but you're pointing you guys I am shook it and Ariel is shook it because so many people are saying nice things about her and worry we just don't know how to no I don't get it Keep going.

No, so, no, first of all, I didn't even kidding. But no, I want to say thank you to everyone who I'd reviewed the podcast. Are you all over her? All over me because I'm so excited that people care. I'm just kidding. I plead to you. I pled to you guys last week and I said how important is for you to be reviewing and rating the podcast. And so many of you did.

so thank you and so many of you wrote in the reviews how much you love Ariel Isn't that nice? No, I know it is and all week you're like all week you were like

showing me and you putting it up in your stories and I was like no I legitimately can't even believe that people hear my voice. Literally I told her like I can't believe it and she's like I can't believe it

but like I was kidding but like she's for serious. No, I'm for serious because I like knew that I was speaking here but I like didn't know that like people are going like you more now because you're being modest shut up okay it's not okay fine but it was really sweet

to see it really made my day and that's why i understood like why you keep doing what you're doing like just to hear people say nice things about you sure like i'll i'll open up an instagram okay relax i'll be a sister jure and i'll be the loved sister jester are you crying from excitement or is it wine that got in your eye no my eyes get red when i get like happy about what i'm speaking about do you know what i mean no i didn't know when i get like nervous a little bit and when people give me compliments, you know. No, so people said a really nice thing. So thank you guys so much, again, for doing that.

Like, I really appreciate it. Ariel got really excited for those who, you know, mentioned her and enjoy hearing her on the podcast. And that's why I picked you as my co-host, babe, because you're great. You're about to fire me, like, every second of every day. I know. But you know what? Aside from people actually pointing out and saying, like, oh, my God, we love Ariel, like, specifically. I think almost every review is very inclusive of you too.

Yeah, they are, which is nice. And it's really nice because easily people can, you know, not be inclusive and not in the way that, like, they would just be like, you know, the not skinny but not fat specifically. True, that is true. And they always say Amanda and Ariel, I'm in Anoreal, even if it's, you know, and then there are people that are like, I'm like, Ariel, like, she's my favorite, which like, shut up, you guys.

You know why I feel people are. Shut up. You don't need to say. Is your favorite? You know why I feel people are inclusive? No. Because we're soul sisters. And so they love the bond that we have, right?

We're going to move on. We're going to take a break. We're going to take a quick break, you guys, and be right back. Okay, so we have, to talk about The Bachelorette, the last episode. Bachelor Nation, say what? Oh, my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh, my God. Which was better than the previous episode, which was like a, let's review everything we just talked about.

And there's just crazy, crazy-ass shit right now happening. So we know the Jed shit, like his girlfriend is like going around town being like, we were together when he would laugh, did the show, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then we also have. James Taylor from Jojo's season wrote some hateful shit on Twitter saying that Hannah is basically making out with everyone And like...

Don't they all? They all the bachelors and he was being disgusting And he wrote something really negative about how she's just on top of everyone And Tyler She's kind of horny for everybody And that's not a bad thing Because like obviously women, sexuality

they're all, it's all good. Okay, PC, PC. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But at the same time, like, she, she, yes, she's horny for everybody. The thing is like, she's, bottom line. She's really in, she's really into testing out, which I kind of get, because think about the fact you have to choose who you're engaged to at the end of this, imagine you're not making out with them, imagine you're not straddling them, then you don't know what they're like. And like, so I get that. I just don't know how you do it with like six camera with so many guys and like six cameras on your face. She's like straddling them, which is a little different because we've seen like tongue

action, but she's like, let me hike my dress up. Let me put my leg around you. Let me sit on you, straddle you, take you to the bed. The guy has a boner. Okay. For sure. The guy has a boner. The guys have boners.

I don't know what they do with them. But like this past episode, Peter in particular stood out to me because they were like so making out to the point where I was like he has a boner okay that's okay but like what how is this happening in front of like six cameras like it was so sexual sexual but also doesn't Pete like pilot Pete seems so nerdy like I probably wouldn't like feel like he's a makeout God and all of a sudden he looks really good at making out oh he's like touching her all over the place I know yeah but anyway so James Taylor wrote this tweet about her maybe maybe to stay relevant, maybe to be like a

hater, maybe because he's a conservative fuck face and Tyler, the like 1950s James Dean. Patrick Swayze. Sorry. That's what you see. Tyler, I see Patrick Swayze and dirty dancing 100%. So then he wrote

back like, don't talk about our queen. Like our queen can do what she pleases. And like he just wrote a really cute thing which made me feel like she doesn't pick him because usually the guy that is picked or the girl that is picked wouldn't speak out on Twitter and Instagram like they stay mom

you know what I mean? So I was like shit he's not chosen so there's a lot of drama surrounding and she actually posted a post being like just saying like you know about Christianity because I guess she's getting a lot of hate

yeah she's getting some hate about I guess being promiscuous on the show and making out with all the dudes and like blah It feels like if my mom ever saw me, if our mom ever saw, me or you or any of us, like that on TV, like I don't, you wouldn't want her to see. I don't think you want your parents to see that in all of America. So you wonder like how to do it tastefully. Like there is a way. And I love Hannah.

I think she's doing it in her own way, which is fine. I'm just like she's so like down to earth and like she like came across as like she's so one of everyone you know what I mean and then like she didn't even know what to do in the beginning like when she knows now she knows now but then also all of a sudden she's like doing all of like you know actually like being very aggressive with these men and and it's like surprising to see but when I think about doing that in her situation it's like I wouldn't want my parents to see that or all of America to see that. It's something very private.

But that's her prerogative. Right. And if she feels comfortable with her family, she feels comfortable with her family seeing it. Right. But James fucking Taylor shouldn't be saying anything about it. No, he shouldn't. But obviously she's all over everyone.

That's no surprise. Like she's straddling everyone. That's no surprise. She's like horny for everyone. That's no surprise. And I feel like you can say that. You know what I mean? That's fine.

That happens. And in a way, like good for her. And she did, like I said, like I said, she wrote a post just saying like I'll keep doing what I want and I'm a Christian and like fuck all y'all

y'all bitches Yep Ro tat but she is I mean I thought about the other week like at the beginning she was like what I say what do I do and all of a sudden she's like and all of a sudden she's like

running row ceremonies running group dates like she knows what she's doing so at the end of the day I do think that they picked they picked right they did they should pick older people.

Yeah, I mean, Luke P is like 25. Everyone's like, I feel like everyone, she's 23. She's 24 maybe. 24, sorry. And everyone's like 25 guys. So in order for, I feel like in order for this show to be more serious. It should be 30 or something. Right.

And there are late 20s. Yeah, that would be great. But otherwise, she's great. Yeah, she's great. She's amazing. Just another Bachelor couple. We all would love Cassie and Colton. It's funny because I know that I,

you know, enjoy to sometimes make fun of them and, you know, they're lovey-doveiness and everything. But she posted some, like, ad of her, like, cutting flowers in a vase and so many people sent me it and were just like, what is this? Like, comment on it and say something about it. And I realize it's just like an ad for like an app or something that does short videos. And I was just like, you know what? I could so easily make fun of this because it was ridiculous. It's like, let me cut flowers and put them in a wine bottle and, like, it'd be a vase. She's getting paid for it. But she's getting paid bad money.

And you know what? If I got paid by money, I'd fucking post that vase flower shit too. Yeah. You know, and like, they are hustling. They're doing so many different spots and ads and whatever. And, you know, I might be a little bit jealous. And I don't need to like, like, they're laughing all the way to the bank. All of all of y'all and me too, we're following them.

We're giving them the credibility to be selling these things and to be. be making money off of it. So, you know what? Sometimes I'm just like... Somebody came to you and said, I'm going to pay this amount of money to cut flowers in a vase. Are you fucking kidding?

Of course. Like post nudes. You know who became kind of less annoying on Instagram? Who? Kailen Bristow and Jason Tartick now that they moved in together. Why? You think they're less annoying?

Well, they got ramen noodle-doodle. That cute golden. They rescued from like China. Yeah. That's kind of cute. that is cute but how'd they get less annoying you're like they're still annoying I don't know I feel like they're less annoying

no I'm trying to think yeah well anyway you guys in Kardashian news That's enough That's it we're done Kim came out with a new She calls it shape wear

Oh I saw that Shapeware Shape something Shapeware It's called Camono Which Japanese people got pissed about because it's a fucking kimono how are you naming your brand kimono it's like it's like what's a kimono sorry you guys seriously you like this like this is what you enjoy

this is your what's a kimono shit where is your like cultural knowledge it's that japanese dress thing oh oh it has a name no i have a reason okay no you don't yes i do what is it that i wasn't here until I was in fourth grade. No, I wasn't here for grades too. No, yes. I also have a mixed life. You, I missed the most crucial grades. That's why you're the dumbest of the I'm not the dumbest. I am very smart. I'm very smart. Literally what she says to say it's my mom being like, tell Larry, you're very smart. Amanda. Don't let her talk to you that way. Don't just don't speak to me this way. Amanda, listen, I'm very smart. Okay. And I just didn't know what a kimono was because I missed grades. You know,

Zero to fourth grades. Okay, I miss grade too. So Camono, do you get what it is now? Yeah, now I get what it is. Thanks. Okay. So Kim can't just like take kimonos. It's like, if you were like,

did she change the name? No, it's named Camono. It's already like trademarked. So I'm sure she made sure that she could name it that. It's legally okay. But people are offended. People are offended. People are offended by everything.

But like Camono, it's like, tell me something. Jewish. Like, what's like a Jewish thing? Okay, don't start with like something. What do you mean? Like, I don't know. Let's say cabala. Like, let me naming my like new brand of like jeans Kabala. Like no, Kabala is like a thing for a religious thing. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Camono is a Japanese like dress thing that probably goes back generations and is very culturally specific to them. And then Kim names her like it's basically like a Spanx thing. Camono. So I get the little, like, backlash.

And I also don't understand why she can't chill the fuck out and stop making shit. Like perfume, bodyware shit. KKW. This collection, this collection, the show, like, dude, you're doing enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing fucking enough. Yeah, yeah. No, she legit can't chill out.

She's not chilling. No. And it's like, I feel like she's the one that doesn't. the most because Kylie has her lip, Chloe has her, like, good American. Now, Courtney has her push. I like push. I like following push actually.

I know, I know. And then Kim, though, has, like, things in every single thing. Like, at least each one of them has their niche. And then Kim is, like, beauty and Spanx. And the Spanx are, like, weird because you can cut them out, like, where it's like, it's just like there's a lot of shit going on

and the new Spanx thing. And perfume, I forgot. Yeah, she has so many things. going on like calm down like do you don't you come come please um there was another funny thing about kiley this week that a rod uh did an interview i don't remember for what magazine but he basically said that he sat in the table with like kiley and like some other people and said that kiley was just talking about how she's super rich and like about her instagram and what was funny is that kiley tweeted um no we actually talked about game of thrones and then a rod like kind

to gross me out more here because he wrote back oh right ha that's what we that's really what we were that's what we were actually talking about you're right and it's like at least stand behind your shit if you're going to call out kiley jenner yeah don't say two seconds later like oh right which like i've heard that a rod is lame and this sort of gave me the like stamp like that he is lame man if you're going to talk shit about kiley jenner in a magazine she's going to hear about it and she's going to say something about it and either be like whatever and don't comment? Why would he say that in the first place?

I don't get the... Because they probably asked him. They're probably like who he was sitting next to. What were they talking about? But why would he say how rich he is if that's not actually what happened? Who says it's not what actually happened? She wrote back, no, we were talking about

Game of Thrones the entire time. But maybe he heard her talk about how Richie was. Oh, wow, I see. There's not one absolute truth. Yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right. Sometimes, babe.

Sometimes, babe. You just like being the devil. I've had a freaking day. Let me be. I can't speak. No, you can speak. But just like, if Kylie said, if Arod said, I heard her talk about how Richie was the whole time.

And then she says, no, we were talking about Game of Thrones. And he's like, oh, right, you're right. He looks like a dumbass. Because, like, either did you make it up, like you said, or, like, if to stand behind your head. You don't have, like, the balls to say that's what they were talking about. Yeah. Anyway, it was Chloe's 35th birthday this week.

so they did an extravaganza party. Wasn't too extravaganza. Yeah, I mean, they have backyard so they can just, like, they do, like, these productions in their backyards. Yeah, which looks so fun. Like, I want to be there. And they did, like, Chloe quotes, which I loved because I always make fun of, like, Chloe quotes.

They were Chloe quotes on, like, glasses and everything was pink and, like, pink grilled cheese and pink. Like, how basic bitch are you, though, Chloe? Like, with the pink. Don't say no. It's basic bitch to have pink everything. thing. It's basic fucking bitch. It's more than basic bitch. Basic bitches

don't even like pink anymore. Every party that they're at, I'm just like, I need to be there. No, I know, but you need pink grilled cheese, is my question. Sure. If I can, like, afford pink grilled cheese, I'll fucking want it. Okay? Anyway, Tristan wasn't there, obviously, but he did write her a

heartfelt, co-co, happy birthday to, like, the best person in the world Instagram post, which was, like, surprising. Amid, Amid, The two last episodes that are airing on keeping up. Yeah. Like, dude, spare us.

Like, sepairas. Oh, my God. But you did send me that video of Sophia Ritchie there and, like, dancing. First of all, like, her bod is made of, like, metal. Have you seen the movie X-Mocking out? Like, I feel like she's a robot. She's a legit robot. Yeah, yeah.

But Chloe's looking good. I mean, yeah, but I can't deal with the ass. I just will never be able to deal with the ass. She's looking good. Yeah. And I just love Kendall the most, I think. I think her even birthday wish was felt like the realist and the most like she feels to me like the most down to earth like humbo one of the fam. Yeah.

And she like, I mean, she can go all out in fashion and stuff, but she does usually like dress really chill and like cool. And we know she has like anxiety and we know she's like a little awkward and like and she like loves her friend. So she does seem like very down to earth of the sisters. Definitely if you compare her to like Kylie Jenner, that's for sure. Obviously Kylie Jenner showed up with her new sidekick Stasi baby, which is like she takes her everywhere. By the way, there are rumors that Kylie might be pregnant with baby number two. No, stop.

I haven't heard those rumors. I've been living under a rock. No, babe, it's fine. But just like when you say no, it gets to me. I'm sorry. Just don't say no. Okay. So there were rumors going around that she said that, oh, I can't speak after this glass of my day. See? Like it's getting us.

That in one of the videos or snaps from Chloe's birthday, you could hear Kylie in the background saying she's pregnant that those were the rumors. Did you hear anything? Did you play back? No, no, no. I tried to find it, but I didn't. But I didn't. We didn't talk about, so we're talking about weddings happening right now. So we did talk about weddings happening right now. Jackson and Brittany. Jackson and Brittany getting married right now. And everybody else. Joe Jonas and Sophia Turner.

True. Sophie Turner getting married for the second time. I think they already had like their first wedding. Zoe Kravitz and her boo. I think also in Paris. That's insane. Catherine McPhee and David Foster got married. No, this weekend.

Yes. Erin and Sarah were there for the wedding. Oh, I didn't realize that. It was also in Europe. So like legit everyone in their mom got married. Is getting married this weekend? I got married this weekend. Wow.

Which wedding would be the, like, wedding that you would most want to attend? Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Probs Jackson, Brittany. Probs, same. Like, it'd probably be the most wild.

The most fun. Yeah. Like, definitely not Catherine and David Foster. I mean, he's like 75. Yeah, definitely not that. Like, I don't really, like, care too much about Joe Jonas and Sophie's wedding. They're cool, but, like, I just feel like the Vanderpump wedding is going to be wild. they've been going wild this entire like three day like per yeah whatever it is literally i wanted

to be like oh did is there anyone alive in the world right now that doesn't know that jacks and brittany are getting married it's like all over the world all over and the kentucky castle looks like a place where i'd like need to go and spend a weekend like maybe get married there it looks beautiful they probably have it comte galore for sure yeah i mean you don't know that but sure i mean i'm not really sure what i've done to you but but I'll take a Pino Grigio. Speaking of Jackson, Brittany, I legit have like two episodes left of Vanderpump rolls

and I have to pay for them because Bravo is an airing season seven anymore. They expired all the episodes. I'm listening. I'm just looking at Jackson, Brittany's, sorry, wedding. I know, but I told you to buy them for $2. No, I did. I know.

It's really hard to, like, invest $2. Buy it. Can you not look right now? No, I, okay, fine. Amanda. No. You're legit on another level. Did you not get your PG yet? Like, what's happening? No, you did. So stop being like that. No, I can't. You attacked me when I came in. Again, she like, every time I come and she attacks me, like interrogating me with questions, not understanding me. It's like stressful sometimes. Babe, imagine what is living with me. No, I can't. Like being me. No, being you, I can't like. That's so mean. You're going to make me cry.

No, you're, like, so cute most of the time. But, like, other times you're very, like, intense today. Well, I'm intense today. I don't know why. I don't know why either. I don't know why. Stop. Okay, sorry.

Sorry. Anyway, so I'm going to pay $2 for, like, five episodes, and I'm going to spend, like, $10. For anyone listening, if you know. Can you stop pinching your face weird thing? For anyone listening, if you know anywhere, Amanda can stream the episodes for free. Pay the money, God, and all. why I can't, maybe people know. So this girl was like, I'll give me my YouTube, like, log in.

Like, I felt like so poor. Oh, sure. I'll take it. Why not? Oh, my God. You're offering up. Sure. That's so funny.

You guys, we're going to take a quick break and be right back. Okay. So this week, I just wanted to, like, mention. mention the perfection that is Blake Lively. Like, I watched a simple favor, which, like, everyone kind of should because, like... Is that a movie? Yeah. Okay.

You can't just, like, start talking about things. You didn't see it in my story? I did. I just don't know what it is. It's a movie with Blake Lively. Why do you watch movies? I don't know. I watched, like, two movies this week.

I watched that and Murder Mystery with Adam Sandler and Jennifer. Wait, did your own watch the movie with you? Yeah. He did. Both of them. Stop. He was into them. No.

now I'm really upset Because we don't watch movies with you Because every time we come over to watch a movie Yaron I can't like say that in the Hebrew accent Yon Yaron! My husband's name is Yaron He's Israeli No he legitimately like

Won't pay attention from the very first second of the movie So the fact that you watch two movies this week Like genuinely upsets me Okay No I'm sorry Say something about it Okay I'm gonna say Say

A like we were looking for a show to watch and like we're browsing Netflix and I saw Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston murder mystery and I was like, why don't you invite us? Babe, I don't know where you were that day. I remember down the hall. Most likely. Let me tell you that it was cute. Let me just tell you that it was cute. It was a really cute movie. Okay. Okay. And then a simple favor also kind of just like happened. I feel like I'm explaining like a cheating thing. Like I don't know. One thing led to another and we put on a movie. The other week you were watching The Bachelor I'm down the hall watching The Bachelorette, and she doesn't think to tell me, come over.

We'll watch together. But then you came. Then I came because I invited myself over. It was fun. It was fun. And then you watched two movies this week, and I don't get like, hey, we're watching a movie. I'm sorry. Okay.

So watch them both, but also you guys, Blake Lively. Like, I don't know, watching her is like just watching like an unreal, like, super angel model. like her hair is unreal her like height is unreal her body she's like too impressive she's like too much I don't know I explain like her presence is too much yeah like you're just like mesmerized

like I can't watch you act and pretend to be another person when you like look like that when you're so like there and grand and your hair and like you're just so beautiful and so this and like Anna Kendrick was in it and you're like okay Anna Kendrick no I'm just kidding she's cute she's a good actress

Blake, like, I'm not sure as a good actress, but she's just, like, so fucking beautiful. Yeah, whatever you bring, it's fine. We're just watching. So you guys watch that, and Murder Mystery is cute on Netflix. You know what else? I feel like I'm so late about. So there's a new Taylor Swift song. You need to come down.

Oh, I played on replay. It's 7.8. Yeah. You need to come down. You need to come down. I legitimately listen to it every morning. 7.8. That's all I know, you guys.

No, that's the only important part. Is it that? Hold on. Can we play it? Okay. I have it on my Spotify. Just for reference. It's kind of fun.

It's 7. 8.m. Need to come down. Hold on. It's one of the first songs. Here. We'll just wait for the part. You are somebody that I don't know

But you're taking shots at me Like it's Petrom And I'm just like damn It's 7.8M So it's not you need to come down So you guys, Spotify shows the like music video And it's Katie Perry In a hamburger

And Taylor Swift and fries hugging each other And like I feel like that wasn't disgust enough like that they squash the beef and that she's in her like Spotify music video true true true true where were the headlines was I like under rock there were I saw it there were headlines

but it wasn't like such a huge deal it wasn't such a huge deal no but also like Taylor Swift is like her song will come out I'll like be a semi hater like whatever Taylor you and your stupid new song and then you're into it and I'm like you did come down 7 a.m

you know when me me me came out and I was like that's dumb and I was like that's dumb and I It was like, me, me, me, me, me, whatever. Like, I'm not a Taylor Nation person. Like, I'm not a T-Swifty, but, like, every song that she comes out with is just good. It is. And it's good over time, too. Like, even if you listen to her old shit, you're like, damn.

No, you mean trouble, trouble, trouble. No. Or anything. Bad blood. We were both young when I first saw you. Then my heart went to, my mom told Ariel she could be a singer just so you know. Anyway, in other news. There was a rumor that the simple life was coming back with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan,

which I would have loved that shit. It kind of doesn't make sense since they are hating on each other on social media. But there was a simple life Facebook page that was verified that put shit up as if that, like, insinuating that was going to happen. But apparently it wasn't real. Apparently it was like hacked or some shit. I started following Lindsay Lohen on Instagram and she put up a picture with her and someone that looks like Nicholas K.

And, like, her all over him being, like, happy birthday brother. And I put up that he looks like Nicholas Cage. But because she wrote my brother, everyone was, like, damming me, like, oh, my God, that's her brother. Like, she's so sick. Like, she's all over him. And that wasn't her brother. She was just being like, my brother because she, like, thinks she's like Islamic or something.

She's not Islamic. She's Muslim, I mean. She's Buddhist. Does she not Buddhist? Okay. Stop right now. Her fucking thing says, salamalakum. She's Muslim.

Can't she be Buddhist? No, she's Muslim. Oh, my God, don't scream. No, don't say no to me when you have no idea and you're saying stupid shit. She's Muslim? She converted to Islam. Muslim.

You've been so much to say. I do. No, I can't. In other news. Shea Mitchell is pregnant. She came out with it on her Instagram with a really, really nice pregnancy photo.

And it looks like she's like six months pregnant. And everyone's like, whoa, how did you hide that shit? Well, you don't have to wonder anymore because she came out with a YouTube, like, video showing kind of like that she was wearing baggy clothes and, like, really trying to hide it

because she had come public a couple years ago or a year ago with a miscarriage. So I think that's why she really wanted to keep it private until it was like six months. Far there are long, yeah. Yeah. I didn't really watch pretty little liar, so I'm not really a huge fan or anything of hers,

but, who was interesting to see. Also, like, Miley's fucking weird. And we're just going to end on that. Like, I'm sick of her, like, changing who she is every day. I'm sick of her,

like, masturbating on Instagram or, like, whatever she's doing. I want to know what Liam thinks of all of this. Obviously, her mom agrees with it because her mom is, like, my baby girl, like loves every shit

that's weird that she does. And she has a new song, like, mother, like daughter. So obviously she gets it from her mother. Having sex on the stage. She's having sex on the stage, but, like, I watch that shit. And I was trying to be like,

if it's hot, if it's to the beat if it's like rock and roll like I can dig you know but it just felt like not there not here neither here nor there it was just like dry humping not to any beat not to any

specific I just didn't get it at all and then she put up a story like before then like masturbating like with her hand down her pants being like that's how I feel about the show it's just like a little much and like Riley will love you like clean singing Jolene in your backyard like we don't need that shit

We don't need the she's coming and like the dirty shit and whatever. She's so, she like tends to like speak like that, like very over the top. Yeah. Anyway, you guys, that's pretty much all we have this week. We hope that you enjoyed listening to another episode of not skinny but not fat. We hope that you keep coming back every single Tuesday that you tell your friends, your family, your co-workers, your mom, your dad, your baby, your dog, whoever about the podcast, the more the merrier, we're going to keep on updating you every week about.

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