Not Skinny But Not Fat - JT Apologizes & Cardi B Takes Nigeria

Episode Date: December 10, 2019

Instagram is where it all goes down my friends: Justin Timberlake posted an apology to his “beautiful wife” and admitted to being a drunken mess, but said nothing happened with his co star – but….go see the movie! Lolz. Cardi B storied actual porn on her Instagram, and MY EYES!!!!!! Sistager and I chat about our sisters, the Kardashians, and our fave Bachelor Nation couple.  This episode was brought to you by: Native is an aluminum and paraben free deodorant with over 5,000 five star reviews. For 20% off you first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and enter promo code “NSBNF” during checkout. Noemie makes beautiful, luxurious, quality, amazing jewelry for prices you can actually afford. For $50 off your first purchase go to hellonoemie.com/notskinny and use promo code "NOTSKINNY" during checkout. Woosh Beauty is for women who like makeup, but knows that makeup isn't life. So they made easy makeup that looks good. Get 30% off your entire order by heading to WooshBeauty.com and using promo code "NOTSKINNY" during checkout. Check out the new podcast, Celeb News Ride Home. Every day at 5 pm, celebrity gossip guru Cait Raft will guide you through everything from Kylie Jenner's newest champagne vending machine to the state of Ben Affleck's giant phoenix back tattoo, and so much more. It's only 15 minutes long, so it's quick, it's daily, and it's essential. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When she did that video of the... When she was reading... Tubalubes. With a scent of lavender. And a tubalub of tuba loob. This is not skinny but not fat. And I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about.

This is not skinny but not fat. So no skinny marks today. I have a pounding headache. we're drinking solo cup sorry earth like i know it's bad for the earth it's so bad for the earth oh my god it's so funny about like no we bought like 150 pack from Costco of solo cup so like we're going to use and abuse until they're over and we won't buy it again and also we're sipping with a glass straw no we're not this premential shit has murdered our souls it is just just like the worst thing ever as you get older.

I don't know if other people are experiencing this. But I've talked about it on my Instagram for me. It's like the week before my period, the week during, and the week after it. So then you're left with one week of sanity. And I know. But like the thing that you said about like when you get older gets worse, like to totally relate. Because I feel like when I was in like college and high school when I got it, I used to

be like people who say like they get moody. Like I'd be like they're lying. Like nothing happened. Yeah, like syndrome, like pre-mentral syndrome, like calm down. And now it's really real. Like I used to forget I had my period, probably like bleed all over myself before. And like go to the pool and be like, oops, like forgot, you know? And like not put anything on.

Now I'm like, I can't do anything. Like I'm on my period slash on premenstrual slash on postmenstrual for like three weeks out of the month. I should be on like hormone medication. For sure. Anyway, you guys, so today is a chill. I am, oh, my God. So no skinny margs. We're drinking a Coke with ice to like...

Coke zero. Yeah, to like refresh. Don't think we're skinny, so it's Coke zero. Whose brilliant idea was that, though? Yours, but should we tell them why you're even in my face right now? Because I have to be. I have to use an abuse right now. Yeah, Rielm, as you mostly all know, lives on my floor,

and her boyfriend loves football and his family is coming over to watch football. And so she's basically moved into my house. She, like, brought us Rowley. She packed some PJs. She's, like, going to take a shower. She's like, I'm here to stay. I'm here to stay. My laptop charger is here.

My PJs. My underwear. Like, everything is here. She doesn't even want to, like, come face to face with the football for even, like, two seconds. No, I'm not going to enter my house. And she literally is, like, two doors down. Yeah. A little bit dramatic.

I'm very dramatic. But, like, that's what it has to be. You're dramatic? I, today, fought so hard with my other sister. that I thought you guys that I was going to die. Like I felt, like, you know how in movies people say, like, I see red? You say you see red maybe seven times a week. So, like, no, but I saw red.

Like, I felt like it was dangerous. There's one point every day that you see red, though, Amanda. You get very angry? No, no, babe. There are levels. There are levels. Okay, maybe there are levels. My older sister can drive me crazy to the point where I feel like I can lose control.

Yeah. where like she doesn't understand what I'm saying and I have to explain myself but then she's like rebuttles with like defensiveness and then I get fucking crazy and it's funny because we used to fight when I was a little and like because she would annoy me so much I resorted to violence and I'd like spill hot coffee on her and like throw forks across the room you chased her with a fork around the house what do you mean I think a knife the chasing was a knife the throwing across the room And she'd be like, oh my God, I'm and I need to be like in a men ball of the to show. And that made me more fucking mad.

But I really felt like all I had was like how crazy I can be. And like she'll be scared of that. Because like I don't think I have too much physical strength, you know. Wait, when was the last time you were violent? Because it really has been a while. I mean, we're not really at the age where you can get violent. I know, true. But like, I don't think I've seen you like.

Hit anyone? Yeah. It's funny. You know what I saw a meme once? That was funny. I think it was in Hebrew. If you make some sort of move with your hand and your partner or husband, boyfriend, whatever,

like get scared that you're going to hit them, then, like, there's a problem. Do you get what I'm saying? I do get what you're saying. And, like, I feel like that's happened. Like Yohon has, like, jumped back a few times. And I'm like, what? I'm just reaching for the remote, you know?

I mean, like, thought he was going to get hit in the face or something. Yeah. Anyway, just a little bit to let you guys know where we're adamantly and emotionally. as you probably saw my Instagram I also had a panic attack that was lovely the other day probably exacerbated by lots of food

lots of wine and lots of pre-mentualness and it was really bad I did post about it thank you to all those who write really lovely things and I'm happy that people really love when I talk about this kind of thing

and that it makes other people feel so much better about if they have it you know what i mean of course i feel like it can make somebody feel better even if they don't even if they're just like a little bit did it make you feel better no yeah because i do feel like it does help people who can really really relate and even if it's you know not something that you specifically relate to it's it's important to share and it made me feel better you know what i mean just to know you feel better than i had a fucking bad night i'm not saying in that way i'm just saying like it helps to know that you share even even the you know the the awful things that it's not like all sunshine and roses there are a lot of things that you go through sunshine and roses

probably like maybe zero percent of the time zero percent of the time no no no no no like a little bit but yeah like you show you show all this show you're real I'm real I think I got to a good place with it like obviously I wish I never got it but my mom like gets very dramatic and she's like why why do you have it like I wish I didn't have it. And I'm just like, listen, mom, if I cried about why I, if I had it, plus cried about why I have it, I'd be like depressed also on top of the anxiety. If I have it and then don't cry about the fact that I have it and say, okay, this happened. I dealt with it. X. I can explain probably why it happened, what triggered it and like hopefully

be able to control it better the next time and don't like, and remember that so many people fucking have this shit, that it's so fucking common that, that I'm, uh, happy, lucky, full chamsa, knock on wood, person, aside from this thing. And this is something that I have to deal with sometimes and not feel bad about it. Then, because I've, it's not like I'm perfect and have never felt bad about it a lot of the times I have. Like, you know, if you're away on vacation, like when I was in Israel and it started acting up, you're like, fuck my fucking life. This sucks. Why me? Why aren't I like in helicopters and like PJs and like living life and being carefree and like jumping out of airplanes i'm scared to fucking i don't know like

leave the house today or something so of course it sucks a lot of the times but i think it's a healthy place to get to when you can deal with it in a way that you accept it also and obviously always try to better yourself always try to take care of yourself and not neglect it but also love yourself and don't don't put on top of the shit that you're already dealing with more shit to deal with which is like why me and like what was me and like all that shit no of course and i i think that like when you do accept it as part of you it's like part of who you are it's not something that's going to go away it's who part of you it's like a little like added jewel let's say then like i feel like you also have a better positive attitude about it because i feel like you've

come to the point where like you accept that it's part of you and you're going to have those moments where you're going to question it but most of the time like this is who you are this anxiety is part of me and I'm just going to deal with it the best that I can. Yeah. So that was a nice little wrapping up of that. So we'll take a quick break and we'll be back. So you probably already know that using deodorants that have like aluminum, paraben, sulfates isn't good for you. And it's best really, really to use a deodorant that doesn't contain aluminum and I've told you before on here and on my Instagram how much I love native native is a deodorant formulated without aluminum parabands or talc it's vegan never tested on animals it's made

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Escapism. Like, talking about this kind of shit gets me out of my own shit. So, you're welcome. I think most importantly this week, Justin Timberlake decided to, after, like, what felt like 17 years of silence about those pictures that were taken of him and his co-star, Alicia Wainwright, out at night, kind of canoodling and holding hands. So there was silence for like legit two weeks. And I remember I talked about it.

I don't know if I'm my podcast from my Instagram, but I think I said like JT has a motherfucking good crisis management team because shit quieted down. Salencio. Yeah. And then all of a sudden he comes out with. an apology on Instagram saying that he feels like it's important

to address the rumors, it's hearing the people he loves, that nothing happened between him and his co-star. He drank away too much. He regrets his behavior. He should have known bad or not the example he wants to set for his son and his amazing wife doesn't deserve it.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Looking forward to continuing to make this movie and excited for people to see it. That was a bit weird that he decided to promote the movie at the end of the paragraph? Yeah, but I think maybe people thought he would like pull back from the movie

or I don't know. I don't, it was weird for me. Like that apology was weird as a whole, I think. I think as a whole because A, like a lot of people were saying like Jessica probably like made him do it. Listen, if I were Jessica, which I don't even pretend because I would fucking snap his body into pieces. But we don't know what's happening.

Anybody would snap his body into pieces. But I'm saying, would you? you rather it stay quiet or would you rather him put it out there again and be embarrassed again? I think he needed to say something for his reputation. Do you know what I mean? Did this help though? This might have helped some people who are huge fans of him. Like he needed to say something to address the fact that like yes, those pictures were taken. Yes, this happened. I mean, you can't deny it, babe. You also can't deny that he was super drunk. Like everything was very

apparent. So I think he did need to address it. And I think he did in like the least dramatic way. You know what I mean? He could have been like I let my wife. He just said like I didn't mean to hurt them like it was a misjudgment. It just really sucks because like he's one of the good ones that at least he had this reputation of like oh my God like you know there were so many like BuzzFeed videos made about how much Justin Timberl like loves Jessica Beal. You know and the sweet things that he always says about her in interviews. But then you wonder you're like but he's able to do something like this. I know and I hate when people like use the excuse of like. Like, I was so drunk.

I didn't even know what was happening. It's a Schwarzie fucking excuse. It's a Schwarzie excuse. I don't remember. I don't remember that I like went to an around. Like, I don't remember what hotel I stayed at last night. I don't remember if I hooked up with her, her head sex with her. I have no clue.

Oh, my God. No, that's a fucking cop out. So, I mean, could you imagine yourself even like getting so drunk where you're throwing up and like making a mistake like that? Like you're, you know that you're married. You know what I mean? You always know that you're married But I think that you could like have a lapse in judgment And like go with like what feels good at that moment

Rather than like thinking rationally Okay, Ariel, cheater No, but do you know what I'm saying? So you are accepting the excuse? I'm not accepting the excuse. I think it's horrible. I think I would be like bye to him if I saw that. You wouldn't divorce him.

I may like no if like but I just wonder if it means that he has a cheaty personality. That's what I'm saying. That's the real question and that's the question that like Jessica And that's another thing, you guys, nothing is as it seems. So, like, Justin Timberlake, y'all were, like, Goalsies, and he's so cute to Jessica. And, like, 27 times Justin Timberlake was the best husband. And then, like, no, JT ain't the best husband. Right.

If he can do that in public. Like, nothing is as it seems. So a lot of couples, it seems so, like, perfect to you, goals, whatever. R&O is hashtag goals. True that. Just same. True that. But I do think you're right.

I get why you had to make a statement, but I would have just made that same in right after. Like, why let it quiet down? It already quieted down. Do you know many DMs I got when I posted this? People were like, I forgot about that. Like, legit. It got so quiet.

Even big publications didn't, like, pick it up. I'm telling you it was, like, crisis management at its finest. It was, like, only, like, the sun and, like, what's the other one? The trashy magazine one? Daily. Yeah. Daily news? Daily news?

Daily news. Anyway, so not even, like, big magazines. are big things. And then it's like, oh, you resurfaced it. But then it quieted it down pretty much again. So I mean, at the end of the day, it was handholding. It's not like he was caught making out like Kristen Stewart with that like director. And then she became a lesbian right after. And Robert Prince and like fucking burned her. He was like bye, bitch, bye. So fast. Like so fast. Because okay, pictures of you kissing like there's no way out of it. No, it was like a hot makeout. Yeah. It was like a fucking weird shit. So at the end of the day, obviously

I would, you know, I don't know what I would do, but at the end of the day, it was handholding. So, like, you know, I guess if you are married with a child, you can find a way to overcome that. I guess I couldn't. Kim really, really, really wants to make Skims her billion-dollar company. That's it. Enough. That's it. We're done.

She said this in an interview. Oh, she did? Yeah. she wants to make skims her billion dollar she feels like skims is her Kylie cosmetics and she's really trying she's really trying of course but it's also confusing already it's like when skims came out you guys remember it was like shapeware wear TM like

copyright whatever the fuck and okay we can associate shapeware with Kim Kardashian like she wears you know her body is like a fucking time glass whatever that shit is called sand whatever So shapewear for her is like, okay, we believe you. You were taping yourself up since like 1994. But then it's like cotton underwear, like not a cotton rib, seamless. And then skims pajamas and then skims sheepskin pajamas.

What the fuck of it? But forget about like what Kim is doing. Like I can't keep up with what all of them are doing. I can't keep up even with Courtney's like holiday like box. But Courtney's doing one thing. I know. But then Kylie's is coming out at the same time. And then Kim has her come.

And then they, and then they advertise each other. And then they cross promote. And you're like, what is going on? And then Chris has to like, hashtag proud mom. Like, she has to promote their shit. And then, like, you forget Kendall's doing like moon, that fucking stupid-ass teeth thing. She doesn't even put on her teeth in any of the ads. She just, like, is standing there with it in her hand.

So, Kim, you don't need to be a billionaire. Like, how about? I'm pretty sure she, like, probably already is. she's not. I mean, I don't know. But she's really trying hard. And I just feel from a marketing perspective, not that I can like teach them anything. But I just feel like having like one brand and like one thing and focusing your energy there. And also you're like branding there and being associated with one thing. Or if it's not one, then two. But you can't have like so many. Because then it's like confusing. And then there's three perfumes. Who's that by? Is that KKWB? Is that

Who knows already? What's B? KKW? Oh, not B. Sorry. KKW. No, but isn't it confusing that they're all promoting, like their own profus, like, Gherdina, like, Chukika, like, Gardinia is the only one I can think of.

No, but I mean, like, who can keep up. What did she, when she did that video of the. When she was reading. With a scent of lavender. And a tuba lube of tuba loob. And a hint of. of and the notes the notes. Oh my God

I was dying. And I by the way I got so many DMs from people who bought it saying it's like the worst shit ever. Yeah. They didn't like the smell. Oh my God. I was almost influenced. Don't you remember? I was like I'm going to buy the bundle. Yeah, you were on your like high high about it. But also I did want to talk about Kendall for a minute because I know in my Instagram I do the

Imagine Being Kendall Jenner and then someone pointed out to me that she's very, very thin. And then I thought about it and I really don't want people to think that my imagined Kendall Jenner series is like me thinking that's the like most perfect body because I'm really not talking about her body. I've been told Ariel like that my

it's not my personal like hashtag goals. Like she's very, very thin. I don't know if it's like genetically. I don't know if she like eats. I think it's genetically. She's always been like that. She's always been like that. She's always been like that.

But I'm not promoting that as like the standard. I think my imagine Kendall Jenner is just because she seems. It's just like soaped together all the time. She like makes outfits look like really flawless. She has good aesthetic and good style. She pulls things off that most of us can pull off. But I do.

But it did make me think because like I don't want it to seem like I'm like because she is very, very thin. Most of us could never be that thin even if we fucking tried. No. And like we shouldn't want to be that then. And we shouldn't want to like Bible. I don't want to be that then. Yeah. Agreed.

Bible. But I think like it's like part of like your thing. Like, I love when I see that because it makes me laugh. Like, imagine being Kendall Jenner. I know people love it. People love that actually, like, seriously, TBH, no one came for me with that. I just thought about it because someone wrote to me, wow, she's looking really skinny lately.

And I realize, like, how skinny she is. She's tiny and so long. And she's, like, none of us could achieve it and none of us should try to, but I want people to know that. And I think people know because everyone's always really into. to that series, but I just wanted to say that. I even told Ariel the other day, I was like, listen, like, Kendall Jenner is, like, everything, but the same time, like, I wouldn't.

Like, that's not your, no. What, you're, your girl is. My goal is. Yeah. Speaking of court, this episode of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the last one, Chloe and Kim come for Courtney because they say that she doesn't share her personal life, like, on camera. True.

And you know what? I would get annoyed, too. They get paid a lot of money to do. this and she's literally never even said Eunice's name like true she doesn't say anything unless she like wants to share it which is literally nothing did you see that I put up like a clip that she actually made the most sense because she has been kind of whiny this season but she said in this clip to Chris she was like I let the whole world into my relationship with Scott and it fucking ruined it like not that that's not what ruined it no it's not what ruined it true it's not what ruined it but like she's

probably, like, has posed trauma from it. Of course, and everyone was in their shit. Everyone thought Scott was a cheater. Everyone, like, you know. It's so, of course. And I can't even imagine, like, like, being in the public eye and, like, literally, like, everybody being obsessed with you and your relationships. But then take it to the other side and think about Chloe, who's gone through, what you went through with Lamar. Yeah, but Tristan and it's also.

So what? Like, that's your prerogative and this is my prerogative. I know. but like I also feel like when like everything that you started with and are is like keeping up and then like you have to be more willing to share. Yeah, it is annoying. It's like when they came for Lala and VPR. I don't know if you saw that season's reunion, but they were also like Stasi said like,

Lala, you're the only one that like your private life isn't on the show. Like Randall wasn't on the show then and like she would, oh, she wasn't even saying his name. She was like my man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So yeah, I get it. but also in any way like I'd want to know like everything about court I know but what I find the most weird is that like they weren't even saying like she's not they were saying like she

doesn't share on the show but they were also saying like she doesn't share with us like Kim is like I have no idea who she's with what she's doing like they don't even know which is I find it weird to hard to believe because like they're like besties and they like talk about everything I know so maybe Courtney is a weirdo she doesn't she's a very private person maybe He's in Miami now with Kendall and Bella Hadid and, like, living life on yachts, and it's Ard Basel. And Yun's is also there. And I put up this thing and I was like, Yun's also in Miami. And people are like, because it's Art Bina and you don't do it.

I get so pissed of the shit. I'm like, you guys, two seconds later, Ariel, they were at the fucking club. Together. Together. Yeah. Courtney was grinning from here to Tim. book two. So can you tell me what you think? Like, what's happening? To all the people who DM'd me that shit. I know it's Ard Basil. I know, but also before I put that up, I saw him in

the background of a photo of that whole group, but I didn't like put it up because it was like his face in the background. Wasn't that interesting? But then they go, then they were at the club. I think that they're either like, I think they're flirty still. I don't know if they're like redating, but I'm sure she has hooked up with him since they broke up. Probably like every week. No, I don't think every week. No, but like, so you don't think they're full on dating? No. I don't. But like, they really

had a pretty nice breakup then, because it looks like they're on really amazing terms. I know. I know. And she does like, whenever she's like with, like, did you see that grin? Like she was so. Always smiling so hard. I love her. I know. Even though she was braddy this season. She's like, oh, is why I think about something. Um,

I did want to talk about a little bit the last episode of keeping up because it was Tristan was a really main thing. He sent Chloe this like crazy ass diamond necklace which Kaddisha and Malika like helped him surprise her with. And a lot of people came for Kaddish and Malika like after in tweets and stuff saying like why would they help him? Like yeah. And Chloe actually came to their defense and was like stop it. Like they were trying to do a nice thing. But it did seem like everyone like So he brought her, he bought her this diamond necklace and then he bought her this diamond ring which was like an engagement ring

almost and everyone and she was kind of like not wanting to accept it almost and everyone including Scott and everyone was like just accept it like what's your issue? Yeah. Like just take a nice gift like he's trying to be cool with you kind of thing and I think Chloe was kind of feeling like listen we're co-parenting

we're cool like I've moved past the thing I don't need diamonds from him. Yeah. Like I can buy diamonds for my fucking self. He's also commenting on her photos so much like hot mama like sexy haven't you seen yeah like stop and go the fuck away we're going to come right back after this short break so just one more second about the Kardashians Kim and her like dressing more covered up do you notice it do you see it her bingingjis are in out even though the other day i was like oh my god she's still covered up and then like her nipples were in my face and i was like oh wait no but she's being a lot more like she's calmed

down do you think it's because a Kanye um was like not into her being like out there anymore which he kind of insinuated on the show be because she like is a lawyer going to be see because like fashion is less like fashion it's It's not like in trend so much to be with your boobies out all the time. D, she has growing kids who will see this all. Well, she said that in an interview, which was funny because she was like, that like, you know, the new Kim and she wrote like that she noticed that she can't like go through Instagram without like seeing like photos that are so provocative that she can't like show her kids.

And I was like, first of all, bitch, you follow 12 people on Instagram. So like what are you talking about? It is true though. But like what are you talking about? She follows 12 people. and I'm sure she only follows herself. No, but I also feel like she goes through the explore page. Like, they look around.

But she is the biggest one of all. She's talking about herself. Oh, and she said it, sorry, I'll give her the credit. She did say in the same interview she was like, and I contribute to a lot of that. Yeah. No, I thought that was. I feel like that was a really honest statement by her and good for her.

And then, but also, I don't know, do you remember when I like sent you Kylie's like, Instagram story where it was like her in a bra and underwear and she's like zooming in on her boobs and zooming in on her butt and then like I just like okay yes but then I was just like seriously like when you have a kid like your kid at in another two years is going to see you and they're going to be able to see all of this and when every other picture is like you know of your boobs and you're literally it was porno like I didn't understand what was going on I could see everything and it's just not appropriate anymore like you have a kid like you don't need to be putting that

it up for what for what for people to write to you like i don't for what are you putting that up yeah be proud of your body take it for yourself look at it enjoy it i don't know and then don't post it to that and also it doesn't have to be like sexual do you got i mean like i feel like corny we've seen her body before like paparazzi or like she would never post something but that's what i'm saying but that's what i'm saying like but we don't feel like she's like being i'm not saying being sexual is bad don't get me wrong but i mean it's just like a lot it's a lot and also like she's so like materialized and so plastic and so I mean I'm sure she's a good mother but like I don't know I wish she were a real person you know my my thoughts on that it's kind of weird to me

like whenever I see like just an old video of her pop up and you see a different person it's just really really sad to me but speaking of body and sexual let's take a moment breathe and hmm and And try to, like, cleanse our fucking brain of what we saw on Cardi B's Instagram stories the other day. No. Wait, what's happening in Hollywood? I was so shook. I don't think I was expecting that. I mean, like, hi, like, I watched porn.

No, it was porn. And, like, they were butt-naked. Cardi B went to Nigeria. I think she's doing, like, concerts there. And she went to the strip club. So at first, I think the first story that I saw, It's like, okay, Cardi B used to be a stripper. Like, maybe she'll strip.

Maybe she'll show strippers. Like, it's not even going to be that dramatic. A few taps in, you guys, a sex twerking naked party. I saw vagina piercings. I saw girls on the floor probably doing it. Girls naked grinding on Cardi B and Cardi B pretty much like grinding them. Money thrown in the air like in. such disrespect to money, to the girls, to like, oh, my God.

I know. Like, needless to say, like, this is Instagram. Like, I was shadow banned for saying the word bitch and posting Chelsea Handers' boob. And, like, she put up, like, full-on naked orgies. I know. No, people were having sex on the floors. No, you guys, like, you couldn't even see. That's the thing, like, I think people were having sex on the floor.

Why don't I know? because people were also naked, twerking in my face. Right, right. So I couldn't fully tell if people were having sex on the floor. And like money being like thrown. Money just like just being thrown on the floor. And like these poor girls that are naked in her story in front of 55 million people. Like these are the kind of, I'm sorry, Cardi B is fucking trash.

This is trash. And this woman has 55 million people following her all over the world. And she is trash. I'm sorry. That is my opinion. I am disgusted. She would post something like that, that she would be part of, like,

taking advantage of those women being naked. If it was, like, them stripping, like, class. Like, you know what I mean? Like, doing the dance and, like, the pull. Okay. To show on Instagram to, like, over 50 million people. I'm sorry. I never got Cardi B.

I remember seeing her the first time ever. Like, I was listening yesterday to Flawless by Beyonce with Nikki Minaj and Mickey Minage raps on it and I was singing it to myself I was like And I'm in a man Sri Lanka

Du da da da do do Du do Ivanka and I was like I fucking love Nikki Minaj like she's so talented she's so good

so it's not like I don't get rap or can't love it and I feel like Cardi B has some talent but I'm sorry this woman is really I can't believe

that people are into that shit that people follow that shit I feel like she crossed all fucking boundaries she put it on fucking Instagram I'm pretty sure.

Everyone is trying to tell me that she's like shadow banned because I can't find her. But her handle is I am Cardi B. So when you put in Cardi B, you can't find it. But when you put in I am Cardi B, you can. So like I'm not sure. And for those who miss it, don't feel bad.

It was... I always try to search her and I can't find her. But look, she might be shadow band. No, but if you put in her handle, I am, Cardi B comes up. But the weird part is that Cardi B... Does not come up. Does not come up.

I don't know if it's supposed to. I went to a strip club in Miami once. Oh, cr. Oh, and, like, it was, like, not a good experience for me. First of all, like, what you said, like, I just felt so bad for these girls. Like, I saw, like, eight men just, like, sitting and staring creepily. They were, like, going to... I would rather the men be, like, turned on, but they're not because that's normal for them.

No, but it's just so, like, just such a bad feeling. like people are like looking at you they're throwing money at you they're like it's just i don't i had to get out of there i really did i couldn't enjoy my time i didn't want to see it i don't want to look at it traumatizing it's like just it makes you feel bad it makes you feel so bad that people have to be doing this you know it really was you guys and i don't know what the fuck is up with cardibee and i don't stand i wanted to talk about our girl brit because her latest video i legit almost cried. Brittany posted a lot of videos lately that

are weird like that, right? That she changes sun dresses and then it's like edited from one dressing another. But wasn't there something about this video where she was like looking at the camera and the face was just like, you know how like you told me that you saw a lamb and like you don't eat lamb

anymore? Ariel is a lamatarian by the way. I'm a lamatarian. So I feel like Britney was just like looking at me like that lamb like help me, save me. Don't eat me. I feel like that in every video. I think that...

You don't think this one was more extreme. I mean, I mean, I saw like people say that like something's up, but I feel like this is like her like in every video when I remember the swimming pool video where she was like I like to swim. Swimming is fun. Every morning I swim 60 laps. Like it's just all of it is just so odd. It's so odd. And I feel like, I mean, you said you thought you think some like 70 year old man. is like managing her Instagram.

I was like, no way she, because then a day later she posted a stock photo of a flower and it's not even a good stock photo. It's not like a Van Gogh flower. It's like a fucking like weird locket flower from like a seventh, would be on the like cover of your seventh grade diary. You know what I mean? Like it's not like a nice flower. And then not only does she post it and then write something weird, she also shared it to

her stories. as if like it's so good it needs to be in both places and I just feel like there's no way like Brittany is doing this like I feel like someone is

you know which we know because like her father still has like custodial custodian ship what's it called? Conservorship conservorship yeah

conservorship conservator conservative of her like estate and life and like everything when she's trying to fight but I don't think

it's been like resolved yet but I just feel like either like someone else has her Instagram or tells her what to say or like tells her what to pose because like someone's also editing those videos right

she's not she doesn't have editing software and she's editing herself from one Sundress to another right maybe her assistant is doing it like you don't know I don't I feel like Brittany like is posting these videos

she's posting them sometimes she speaks into them sometimes she like smiles and she's like she's posting them and she thinks they're okay and so you know how much i you know she was her birthday like the other week turned 38 yeah and you know i put up all these throwbacks and it just like literally reminds me of how much i love her and how much she was my idol in everything and how much i wanted to be her and like you know i'm the first person to understand like mental health but i just i want to know what's wrong I want to know. I want like a diagnosis. I want drugs. I think I mean like there was a few

months ago that I was like reading about everything that went down with her. But Brittany had like multiple psychotic breakdowns. She had to have ambulances and 911 come to her house and strap her and take her not once a few times. And like she just had so many breakdowns. She was probably on so many drugs. Like that shit like creates. permanent damage like there's permanent damage from that so you can't like we don't know what she did how she did you know what I mean we have no idea what's happening or what happened but there was like a period of time that she like had literally psychotic breakdowns and like for a reason so I do think that that affects you later on in life I shouldn't judge her weird videos I mean I'm not

judging them not to like comment on them like it is concerning it's there's concerning. Yeah. And we know we all want the best for bread, but I wonder if we're going to ever get like old Britney back or if like this Brittany who like, you know, her hair is in a hondo. Her eyebrows in this video are like a non-existent. I don't know why. Her eye makeup is over the top and skunk looking. Like she still dresses like she did in 1999. And like, you know what they say? Didn't Tommy Lee say this? or um his son yeah his son said that i'm gonna quote brandon tom lee um from the hills uh but he says something right he's like famous people they are very famous and a certain point in their life get stuck mentally at that age so he's like my dad acts like he's 25 and he's like 55 right um and that

may also be another part of brittany like that she's still stuck in you know 1990s where when she up because she, you know, wears those clothes. Like, everything she wears isn't on trend. Like, she's never worn something of today. She's never worn something where you were like, oh, like, her makeup isn't of today. Her hair isn't of today. And like, she, God knows she has the money to hire, like, the best teams. And, like, I'm down with the fact that she's down to earth and, like, maybe a little frugal. But I just want to make sure it's coming from that place and not from, well, she can't, she doesn't even control her own money. So that answers that. True. Anyway, poor bread bread and like, I posted the flower and I was like, no, because like, whenever I see those flowers, I like don't know what to do and people were like, why I was a problem with flour.

And I want to tell you guys, what do you mean what's the problem with the flower? She took a photo off Google and like. She wrote, I wonder if you write flour, like, if that's what comes up first. Because you guys remember when she posted the peanut butter thing? What, is that what came up, came up first? Yeah. No, it's not the first image of flower. Maybe it's from like a book.

Even though these flowers are nicer than the flower that she posts. So it's not that Brittany flower. What if we do Britney flower? Are we going to like search for this flower? Oh my God, I can't. Oh my God, maybe she drew the flower. You think she drew the flower? I don't know.

I see like something's coming up that she's like drying. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. Let's go take a look at it again. Brittany sold a watercolor painting from Instagram. for $10,000. What? That was 2017. This is not a painting.

It says Andrea McCain Photography. It says on the bottom. What do you want? Oh my God, I can't. Andrea McCain Photography. Oh, my God. So it's not a stock photo. It's a photographer's photo.

But then she has this stock photo. Of the candy can. Oh, that's also Andrea McCain. I think she likes Andrea McCain. Who's Andrea McCain? I have no idea. Andrea McCain. We're going to find stuff out right now.

So tag. Andrea McCain. Everything she posts is of Andrea McCain. Oh, my God. Who's Andrea McCain? Find out. Find out. You're lying.

No, find out who Andrea McCain is right now. No, I can't. She's on Etsy. No, this is so. No, it's on her page. She's taking it from Andrea McCain's page. I guess she follows. Yeah, here it is on Andrew McCain.

This makes me feel kind of better. How do you spell it, McLean? McLean. Is she verified? Wait, we just found this on. No, hold on. Find her for me. Go to Brittany's photo and she tags her.

She tags her. This is so funny. Let's see if Brittany follows. I don't see. Well, I don't, hold on. She's into her stuff. She's really into her stuff. I don't see that she follows her, though, Brittany.

She doesn't. She's really promoting her stuff, though. Everything that she takes is from this. This makes me feel a little bit better. I mean, yeah, I guess. She really likes her stuff of flowers and candy canes. That's really funny. Okay, so now what it makes you feel better,

that it's like not a stock photo. But this was a stock photo. This peanut butter. Ice cream was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you type in Reese's peanut butter, this was the first thing that comes up. At least she tags.

Okay, Brittany. Yeah. She tags where she takes things from. No, legit. She's everything, but everything is Andrea McCain. Every single thing. McLean. McLean, sorry, McLean.

McLean. McLean. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow. Okay. Okay. Okay, Andrea.

Brittany loves you. Okay. In other Hollywood news, Emma Stone, Cutie Pie, Emma Stone is engaged. Do you actually care? Yeah. You do? You don't?

I thought she was going to get back with Andrew Garfield. She's engaged to Dave McCarrer. McCarrie. I think he's like a comedian. Yeah, I mean, she's really cute. He's a filmmaker. She's really cute and I'm happy that she's down to Earth. She's really down to Earth. Yeah. I wanted to talk also about my favorite Bachelor Nation couple, Kaylin and Dean. Bachelor Nation say what? Oh my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh my God.

What do you think? I mean, I know that you stand. You don't ship? No, I ship. I just know that she's going to get her heart torn out into pieces all over the floor. he's like traveling the world with her. I know because that's what he does and she like can't not go with him because she wants to see him. Have you ever seen such commitment? No, I haven't. Or such sacrifice.

That's what I'm saying. Like this girl. Put on your hiking boots, Kailin. She's literally the coolest person now. Leave your Botox appointment. Get in hiking boots. Get a canteen. Put on your backpack.

Slick back your fucking keratin hair. and come see a volcano. And she's like, yeah. She's like, sure. Yeah, she's like... Which, like, do you think there's a man in the world for whom you do that? I mean, Dean.

Yeah. You do it for Dean. First of all, Dean is so tall. But honestly, I think you, like, kind of get over it after a little. Like, they're still in the honeymoon phase. Talk to me in two years when she, like, has to like... Talk to me in two years when she's, like, wanting to, like, you know, go to a fancy restaurant and he's like, oh, like, my van.

Like, you literally want to like, but the thing is, like, I do think that he brings out such a more likable side in her because I think she wasn't really likable on Colton's season. She wasn't like, like, nothing was super annoying. It was just like, okay, pageant girl, like whatever. She did have that, you know, story about sexual assault in her history, which, you know, brought out like a vulnerable side. She did show the world that and open up and that's important and nice. Then we had her on Bachelor in Paradise in the Blake drama, which like we didn't know how to. kind of decipher. But I think Dean brings

like this, she's like with a cannon camera. She's like using this like small minimalist font. So it's really hard because on one hand that's happening. On the other hand, she's like promoting shit in the most like annoying promoting way.

Hey guys. Like I hate how they do that. Like I'm sorry. I promote shit too sometimes and I feel like I do it so much better. You don't have to be like, hey guys, I want to tell you about this thing I use conventin.

I know. Like it's not. there are other ways to promote shit more natural ways but learn no I don't think it's about learning but like I also think that like you don't think it's about learning listen I also think that the shit that you promote is like shit that you like literally put on your face every day like you really use like if I like you don't get what I mean you think they just they have a bunch of shit they don't really use they never use they probably give it away like who cares about the shit that they promote they literally promote like the teeth winding shit like that nobody's

ever going to get whitening you know like they all do that or like the sugar bear bear hair or like whatever but like let's say you got you got the fab fit fun box right and like it's the best thing to like exist and like you know what I mean so like everyone thinks so but yeah but you thought so like when you were promoting it like you were it was like nice yeah but like for them they're promoting this stuff that they don't care about so how's it going to come off no it's not true because they promote brands like boohoo and fabletics and it's still like I love this jonger I'm obsessed with this flying pants like there are more ways to like promote things like take a marketing class i don't know so on one hand you're seeing that in this like fucking botox fillered phase and then you go to her stories

and she's like in the midst of a volcano with a cannon camera and hiking boots and dean is like she slept in a tent for the past 10 days and ate cans out of cans and you're like oh my god like there's something unique going on here and this is why i think she's going to I get her heart torn apart into a million pieces. Don't forget that I heard him committing. Don't forget that I heard him on that podcast. I think it was Nick Files and he said that he doesn't love her, like isn't in love with her. Like, I just hope they're at that stage at least, like that they're moving forward, that she's not only like, you know, railing mountains with him.

That she's also getting what she needs and that she's not sacrificing everything and getting zipped back. I mean, he might be showing stuff to her But I think at the end of the day Like we said, like Dean, it's Dean He's non-committal He may be able to commit for a little bit But I don't think it's like a long-term thing Like A, they're both so young

And like I don't think he's at the stage in life Where like he wants to stop doing what he's doing So I'm really like hoping for the best for them Because I do ship them as a couple But I don't know if it's going to stick around for too long Well, I definitely hope That they stick around Do you have anything else to add today?

No, I think we've covered it all for this week. Love you guys. Thank you for listening. Thank you, Ariel, for being here. Please go home. I cannot have you here for the next five hours. No, legit. Not leaving.

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