Not Skinny But Not Fat - Julia Fox & Jamie Lynn with Ali Kolbert

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

You’ve probably seen her funny tweets being shared on the interwebs - Now the fun sized, hilarious comedian and podcaster Ali Kolbert joins me to discuss KETE, Jamie Lynn Spears, Julia Fox & Kanye, green screens on Zoom and more. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The following podcast is a dear media production. Okay, guys, let's talk dating. We need to talk about Match again because they have brought some really important information to the table. Listen up. American singles have spoken. Being hot is out and being emotionally mature is in. Match's annual survey found out for the first time in over a decade, emotional maturity ranks higher than physically attractive on singles priority list. on singles priority lists. In fact, pre-pandemic, being attractive was number one,

you shallow bees. And now it's all the way down at number eight. Being emotionally mature is the new freaking sexy. Even People magazine named Paul Rudd, the sexiest man alive. I mean, he's hot, but he's also the nicest, the coolest, the funniest, and the most humble guy ever. Yup, everyone is catching on. Being good looking isn't enough anymore. It's more just like an added bonus. But there's just actually nothing better than dating someone that starts their day before 11 a.m. Like, wants to get eight hours of sleep. Loves watching Netflix and chilling. Okay?

enjoys running errands together. You want to date someone who has their shit together, basically. Okay, you guys. So if you're ready for something more, if you know what you want and you're not afraid to say it, download match. And now messaging your top matches is free. So download match, you guys, and find someone who's got his shit together. This is Amanda Hirsch from the Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast. You might know me from Not Skinny But on Instagram where I spend my time talking about reality TV,

celebrities, everything happening, and pop culture. I also talk to some of our favorite celebs. And reality TV stars, we talk about what's going on. Tune in every Tuesday and just feel like you're talking a shit with your best friends in your living room. comedian and writer, I'm going to tell you how I know you from, I used to be even more diligent. I was going to say diligent, but I'm going to say even more diligent about podcast guests. And I remember I was going to have Hannah Burner on. I didn't know anything about her.

This was like a few years ago. So I was like, I'll listen to one of her episodes. And I listened to yours and I loved it. I even like, there are things that like make me laugh that will stay with me that are so silly. But you said something, and the way you said it, I don't know if you were talking about like Haley Bieber's hand tattoos or like you got a hand tattoo at that time. But you were just, you just like looked at Hannah and you were like,

and I feel it like you're going to get a hand tattoo. And I don't know why. You like don't even remember saying that. I'm telling you. I have no idea if I said that. It's stuck with you. Your best work. It landed in you.

It's some of my best work. And I get that a lot. I get that a lot. Do you have tattoos? I have five dumb ones. do you? So I actually got three tattoos from this place in LA where they disappear after 16 months. So it's like a year and a half, which I thought was fun. You have taught me two things in the two minutes. Like what? Okay, first of all, one thing that Ali Tommy, I hope we get some

video of this for the pod, but it's like, I was like, your living room is so beautiful. Like, are you in L.A.? Because it's like sunshine in New York that doesn't happen. And you were like, no, I'm using a green screen. And I told her that the only green screens I've seen are like, you know, the globe or like the streets of Tokyo. And it's like, oh, it's really weird. And this is just like you're in fucking Hillary Duff's living room. Nailed it.

It's literally, I think I'm, this might even be Hillary Duff's living room. Oh, you know what I would green screen? I would green screen the younger apartment. Fuck that. Oh, I haven't seen younger. Everyone says to watch younger. you should you should because i was that part like people were telling me for years and i was like and then i did and i was obsessed um okay wait just i have to clear this really quickly this wasn't

recording until just now so even though i was like we should do the clap i like said this whole thing you weren't recording yeah i just want to get that out of the way up top i thought it was rolling the whole time it wasn't i might as well start this off with honesty yeah okay you did it Like, look, I could sit here and just lie and being a shame hole, but it's not what 2022 is about for me. Yeah, we're starting off right. Yeah. And people should know this isn't what your voice sounds like usually also.

Well, I have a bit of a raspy voice, but this is double down. No, I just listened to a bit you did. First of all, congrats. Like, you were on Kimmel. That's so good. That's probably so exciting. Thank you. Yeah, I found.

This is going well. Yeah, this is a train wreck. You were just on Jimmy Fow. It probably happens to them a lot, okay? Always, always. But what do you, should I just say thanks or should I say Fowling you think? I mean, I think like it was funny, you know, if you don't want to embarrass the person, maybe go with it. If you want to embarrass a person, like you did to me, then we're good.

All right, okay. All right. I guess, yeah. I guess. I feel like you're not going to get embarrassed. Yeah, I don't feel like, I feel like you're like totally chill. You're not kidding. Oh, first of all, that's a compliment because I'm not, but I love when it comes across that way.

But I saw Fallon in my head. I said Kimmel. Right. I thought it was so funny the bit that you did about when you're younger and you like, like girls and then spin the bottle, all the girls are like, all the girls are like, like, let's do a do-over if it falls on another girl. But if you like girls, then you're like, abide by the rules, Rebecca. I take this very seriously. Yeah, totally. I thought that was so funny.

And the sorority bit, too. That you were actually in a sorority and you don't necessarily have that vibe. I was in a sorority at NYU, though. Oh, okay. So I don't feel like I'm a sorority girl, but at NYU I was like, oh my God. Like, can I make friends with someone

that's like not a bouncer or like a New Jersey transplant? Like right now, like, are there any like young women that are like trying to have sex at this? school so I rushed a sorority and yeah I mean the sororities at NYU are weird but it was that situation that led me to like look for Greek life that is I was so against it that I actually chose so like I look I remember looking at college board at schools that like don't have Greek life and to go to that school wow it doesn't have it yeah I'd look up like percentage of like pot smokers and I wasn't even smoking that much pot but I was like I want to go to like a

Jones. Wow. You wanted to be around Potsbrokers. Where did you? I write. I, I think of. I'm a lot of A lot of people. A lot of people. Really? Yeah. Well, my roommate only came out years later, but. I dated a girl that went in. What year? She probably graduated 2012. Oh, so younger. How old are you? I'm 28. Oh, you're young. Yeah. You're a baby. I'm also young. I'm also young. I'm also young. It's fine. I'm really. totally like just the youngest right but i don't know why it's like now when it's like younger than 30 it feels like so much younger to me do you know what i mean anything younger than than me feels incredibly young yeah and you're tiny by the way she's tiny everybody if you guys want to know you're also dating a girl on hannah's podcast but this was like three years ago but now you said

in that stand-up bit that you met a new woman during quarantine So I'm assuming it wasn't the same one from all those years ago, but I remember, but I remember that. And that bit was also really funny. I just wanted to tell you. Thank you. I, yeah, I have a new girlfriend. So I do live in L.A. now, even though it doesn't look like this. But I live in L.A. And my girlfriend is a yoga teacher and a transformational life coach in L.A. So, like, I went full on L.A. That is? I know. And you can be not sarcastic. and cynical about that? No, I'm definitely sarcastic and cynical about it,

but I've noticed changes in myself where, like, I think I am happier. You're like, this shit works. Some of it does work. I mean, are you, like, a big therapy person? I'm a, like, I call, like, SOS. Like, if I'm, like, in an SOS, like, situation where I'm, like, dying and I have debilitating anxiety,

then I'll, like, go to therapy. But then when therapy becomes, like, I go in and I'm like, I don't know, my sister annoyed me. Then I, like, feel like it's a waste of time. Got it. I have a different opinion on it than that. But I know that that's like the common, like a lot of people have that like feeling towards therapy. But I don't think therapy's meant to be like, like the planes going down, like call 911. Like it's, it's, in my mind, it's maintenance. For sure. I agree that But my mental health, like, needs it. No, if you, the thing is, like, if I find myself going to therapy and talking about how much

my sister annoys me, and this isn't a random example, it's like, seriously, this is what it was. Like, every session, I'm like, no. And then she said that. And I'm like, whoa, like, this is not taking care of me. This is just me wanting an objective person to agree that my sister is annoying. You know what I mean? Why does she annoy you so much? My older sister?

Yeah. We're very different. We're very different. So like she's like, you know, went to, you know, wanted to be a doctor and I was always into like celebrities and she'd call me superficial and shallow and, you know, I have a younger sister who's like an angel. So it's always like the battle of the like who's closer. Why you hang out with her? Not with me. Why didn't you tell me? She still doesn't get my like, you know how you made fun of me and I was like anywhere like you could take it. Like, like you've known me for 33 years and I'll get a little tone with you and he'll be like Amanda. Like. Like. Seriously? Like seriously? You don't fucking get that I'm kidding. Like, how don't you get it? So it's just frustration. Like she's just a different breed than me. So we can never fully, I call it like love each other 100%. There is obviously 100% of love. But just like, you know, when you love someone, you just accept like you have nothing bad in your heart, nothing bad in your mind. It's just all. So we can never have that because there's always that like ref, like everything. You know, I could be like, But wait, why you... No.

So she won't even hear this. She won't even know. It's really great. Her friends might. So you guys, please, you know, don't. No, listen, I love her. She's a great person. She has a lot of friends.

She's, she's an amazing person. We just... I love her. She has a lot of friends. Always what you say when you declare in your love. How did you switch this on me? You became way. too, into being a podcast host, Dear Media.

Oh, sorry. I'm just, I just get interested in stuff like that. I'm, like, super interested in relationships and, like, what's going on and why people get irritated by people. Do you have siblings? So, I have three girls. Three girls for me. I'm the oldest.

So you're her? I'm the, I'm the annoying doctor. Are you? No, I'm a stand-up comedian, lesbian. The middle sister's a consultant. She's, like, might as well be, like, a rabbit sin. And she's like married to like a young rabbi. Basically, I feel like it's just like her and these two little, like these two little Jewish kids that just graduated school that are like, we're going to make money and invest.

And then my youngest sister is a nurse in New Haven. And she's like a bit more like pot smoking, hippie, like, in service of other people. Are you all the same amount of clothes? Yeah. Really? That doesn't really happen with three. I know. It's kind of, it's, yeah, it wasn't like that growing up, but then it switched when we all were like an adult enough. So you don't have Kardashian style fights?

No, we like get annoyed with each other. Like I get annoyed with them, but we don't have like blowout fights where we like are like, I'm not talking to you for a year. Are you troll? Wow. No, no, no. We don't have like a year, but we have fights like every day. But we also live really close. Do you live close to them? Well, not now. I don't. No. Wait, did you move out to L.A. for, like, your career? I moved for my career. I came during the pandemic.

I was filming a show here. And then my girlfriend and I were, like, picking up heat. And I was like, I could, like, become famous in L.A., date this hot girl and have better weather. This is a no-brainer. Do you love it? Love it. I love it. I still go back and forth a lot.

Are you in New York? I'm in New York. that's a pretty big apartment it is a big i mean that's nice for noticing this is actually just the office so imagine what the rest of the place looks like now so we moved during the pandemic we were in a one bedroom had a baby in a one bedroom you just had a baby i yeah isn't congratulations oh my god well he's a year and a half but it's more fun when he said just and then people are shocked well it feels like it's a year it's just how good you look you know yeah but anyway listen covid uh apartment rental deals, you know, if you got one, you were in, but we were just in L.A.

like a month ago and I was kind of feeling like Lamanda, started calling myself Lamanda because it was just a different me. I was like wearing trench coats. It was kind of like Haley Bieber vibes. It was like getting a coffee at Earth, you know? Would you ever move? Yeah, I would move for a job. I would move for a job.

It's weird. I've moved a lot in my life and like just because and forgetting, like we were talking about anxiety forgetting I have like anxiety that can creep up with like changes and every time like oh why do you think this would be so chill and I'm like I'll just move so I feel like I would do it I get the appeal I feel like I could live there but I feel like for for me to like uproot it would be like have to have some like real shit you know yeah yeah you're like remember that the trauma follows you it's not like when you go to L.A there's like a fresh start it's like you're still there yeah i'm still there and changes change i mean even everything it's like you think of change and you're

like how i'm gonna get my prescription and like how it's all the little things it's like who's gonna you know it's it's it's it's it's a lot of things that you don't always think about but how was your move seamless yeah i mean look i wasn't moving with like a baby and like a husband yeah um it was just like i actually moved with like an evil dog oh you have an evil dog i i rehomed my dog last year at the end of the year, which was like one of the hardest things I've ever done because I like love this dog so much, but she was so aggressive. What kind of dog? Pomeranian poodle. It's always the little ones. I have a stupid chitzu fucking bites my baby every day. No. Not joking. Bites your baby like aggressive yeah. Thank God it's like a like a warning bite. It's not like a lemmy terrier to shreds. And like Noah,

that's my baby's name. I'm always like he's going to learn and not fuck with him. But I kind of like that he doesn't care and he still fucks with him because I know he's not going to like tear him to like I know like if anything it'll be like a little bite mark because he's a stupid shitzu but like yeah those little dogs are dumb fucks like I know it's sad it's like I've I've loved Leo my whole life but it's like realizing now like he kind of sucks personality wise yeah and I mean I have had some realizations around the fact that my dog is like cute and then just like attacks and it's like your dog is your like your dog is you and it's like what am I doing in this situation?

Wait, attacks who humans or other dogs? Me. She would attack you? She would attack me, Lamanda. It's Lamandaia. Lamanda yeah. She would attack me. What, like bite? Like tear through skin and I would bleed.

Oh my God. And I, and the first time that happened, I'm like. I'm not immediately thinking, like, that's done, get out of my house. I'm, like, raised this baby from my teeth. So I'm like, what can I do to make this work? I found trainers. I tried medication. I sent her to behavioral can.

It's just, like, after four years, I was like, I love this dog when it's too much. How do you re-home a dog like that? Are you like, she's not nice, but she looks cute for Instagram. I just put her in my driveway with a sign that said, no, I, um, I took her to a training center. she bonded with one of the trainers there and so a trainer has adopted her so she's working full time with a trainer and that like makes me really happy you know adopt on shop yeah adopt don't shop yeah see we got we got we got we got karma for shopping i know i know i did and i'll live with that for the rest of my life don't you lie to me i know that one of your new year's resolutions was i'm gonna start

working out i freaking say that every day i'm like i'm gonna do anything gym. I'm going to go to like the Pilates, you know, place next to my house. No, I'm not going to do that. But you know what I am going to do? And what's easy to do is go to obey fitness. Obey Fitness, you guys. Freaking amazing. They have anywhere from 10 minute workouts to longer, but I freaking love 10 minutes. So like, give me 10 minute workouts. 20 class types to choose from like Pilates, strength, yoga, sculpt, all the freaking things you can do on obey fitness. and especially having Noah, like, I can find that time. You know what I mean?

If I want to find the time to work out, the easiest for me is to do it at home, let's be honest, and to do, you know, shorter workouts. And maybe I'll even do twice a day a la my Kardashian sisters. So if you guys want to make more moves this year, you could jump right in with a free month of obey. You just use the code not skinny at obey fitness that's spelled OBEFitness.com. And you use code not skinny and you could get a free month of obey and basically get toned, feel better and just make some movements. I literally realized before starting this that like, whoa, it's not like I work out once in a while like I don't.

So this is the place to start. So it's been a crazy two years. Wrap your brain around that. We're all afraid of getting even just sick, a seasonal cold flu, whatever. So I am obsessed with gem. It's a supplement, but it's crazy because it's a supplement in the form of food. Talk to me. It's the first multi-vitamin that you eat, not take. Nutrient dense. bites designed to replace your multivitamins and complicated supplement routines in the form your body understands and digest best whole food. I really love taking their immunity one just because like I said, I'm constantly afraid of getting sick. They also have a seasonal favorite citrus ginger daily. And like I said, it's like a multibitamin. There are small bites. You eat, right? And you get the vitamins. Okay. Nearly 90% of it. Americans are nutrient deficient. And there is a massive misconception that if you're

eating healthy, your body doesn't need anything extra. But you do. And Gem solves this issue by filling the gaps in your diet with daily nutrition in one delicious bites because they believe in eating your vitamins because food can't fit in a pill. If you want to check out Gem and try their seasonal favorite citrus ginger daily essential for yourself, we have a special offer for the not skinny but not fat audience. Go to Jim Vitamins.com. that's gemvitam.com slash not skinny or enter code not skinny at checkout to get 30% off your first order. That's gemvitamins.com slash not skinny for 30% off your order. Thank you, Jim. Do you like Pete Davidson? Oh my God. Let's get into this. Do you like Pete Davidson?

Did you like my transition? Amazing transition. Thank you. So, so great. No, by the way, you guys, I, for me, it's like a daily, first of all, I posted this thing today about about his penis, which is his stand-up about it. And it made me laugh so much. And then I find myself explaining it to my husband. And it became a little awkward because, like, my husband isn't really like my target audience. So, like, he'll tap through my stories and shit, but he's not like, what did she write? And then, like, when I explain things in depth, I'm like, do I really need him to know that I'm, like, obsessing over the size of this guy's penis? Anyway, so he put up this bit that he tells about Ariana Grande, because she's the one who made everyone.

think that he has a big dick. Right. Because she's so small. Right. So that was the bet. Yeah, that he said like, you know. Everything's big to her. Everything's big to her, which is funny. But then he said that she's genius because she goes because he's trying to say that he doesn't have a big dick, which like, Pete, you know what? You're not going to fucking flip the script on us because I believe Ariana. He obviously has a big dick. Yeah. You obviously do and it's like really cute that you're trying. Okay. So what Ariana tried to do, what he's saying, Ariana tried to do was tell people he has a big dick so that when he meets other girls

don't be disappointed. But he's doing that so that they're not disappointed. I think you're right on. And what do you have to have a million thoughts about him and the Kardashians. So what's that? I ship. I ship. You want him to be with Kim. I think

it's fucking hot. I know first hand. Yes, they don't call me command of Lamanda for nothing. That she's fucking smitten. That he's fucking awesome. You know first hand? Yeah, babe. You're in it. You're in it. Keep up. Keep up. So first hand. Well, maybe second hand. Removed. No, I'm just kidding. But what I'm saying is she's, it's real. Like all you people trying to be like, it's PR. Like people that say it's PR to me, it's like, what do you think about

this? Because to me it's like, it's so easy to like slap that on everything. Like it's PR. And like, yeah, were there PR couples in the world? Yes. Do people? you know, do these PR companies sometimes spin stories and shit. Yes. But like, will someone date someone to take away from someone else's thing? And Chris is planning it. And no, like, first of all, leave Chris alone. I feel bad for Jenner. And like, what are you working for them? You would think they're paying me. You're like talking like you're like, you're like, are you like in with them? Are you friends with Cam or something? Ali, I wouldn't put it that way. Do you have you tricked yourself into thinking you're friends with Cam? I might have tricked my. That's why. I think where you're like, you're like, dude, you're not friends with Kim. Okay. I'm sorry. I still stand. It's fine. I'm selfless. I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, are you,

are you a hater? I'm not a hater, but like for, I just think, first of all, I was hooking up with one of Courtney Kardashian's best friends for a minute. Sarah Howard. No, I, I won't reveal the name, but I'll tell you will you reveal the name after? Oh, yes. That's all I want. Yeah. And, um, So I had a little inside that world for a minute, which was very interesting. But I will say that I do think there are PR relationships like Camilla Cabello and what's his fucking name? Sean McGay.

Oh, because you think he's gay? Do I think he's gay? I know in myself that this is a gay man. Everyone says this. See, I'm so naive. I'm like, why then? You know, it's like I want to believe in like. Sometimes, like, sometimes I just want to believe, you know.

Right. I get. Sometimes we just want to believe. I want to believe. They looked so cute. They were like. I know. You know.

They did. And I believe that they're still really close friends. They were just actually paparazzi together in Miami. So I think they've kept a really friendly friendship. And 98% of the world agrees with you. I was the, I was like one of the few Shammilla stands who were like, they're really in love. And, like, it is hard for me.

Yeah, yeah. What about Nick Jonas and Priyanka? See, you're also not alone in that. And I don't know them. I don't stand. I don't ship them because I don't ship Nick and his huge nipples. That's all I can think about. And, like, am I big nipple shaming?

I don't know, guys. And you know what? We don't want to hear it from you. So, keep going. Yeah, we don't care. His big nipples are weird me out. Okay. And something about.

his mouth weirds me out. I'm not into him. And yes, there's something that seems a little weird. And I have heard, again, this is from like inside sources. Yes, Alie, I have a lot. No, I'm like amazed. I'm loving it. No judgment. Yeah, that I've heard that that is like, Hollywood is saying, Hollywood agrees with you about Priyanka and Nick. I'm just not that invested because like he's so vanilla to me and his huge nipples. It's all I can think about. Who cares? I get that. But Sharmilla, I mean, why? Why?

Why being a relationship? I'll tell you why. Yeah. I'll tell you why. And I think that they, I think this goes for a lot of Hollywood actors. I think a lot of Hollywood actors don't want to be straight because it will, they believe or don't want to, they don't want to be gay. Yeah, they want to, sorry, they don't want to be gay.

They want to present as straight and have relationships with women. to forward their brand in like, I don't know, like in just in their, their sex brand, their masculinity. I think, I think that's still very much a thing. Do you think that it makes sense? Like, no. Do you think that they should then just, like, what is their solution? If they think in their deepest, if their agent tells them, listen, if you're dating a guy publicly, then how are we going to cast you for like the high school heartthrob or whatever? Right. Right. That's fucked up. that that happens. Yeah.

Then my question is, why just not keep your dating life private? Have people say what they want to say, have rumors go around. Why publicly fake date someone? Yeah. Yeah. You're right. You're so right. I don't, I don't have it all worked out.

I'm going to be honest with you. My sources and I don't have it all worked out. Yeah. But I do think that it's like, like I, like as a gay person, I don't advocate for anyone to remain closeted. I understand the idea that if you, like, are in a relationship with a woman, say you're gay, like you're a gay guy, but you're in a relationship with a woman. Or no, let's say you're a gay guy, you're dating dudes, and then you're cast in a part

where you're like a straight heart throb. I don't agree with the fear around, like, oh, my God, that sends out messaging that makes it harder to believe that you are that straight person. Like, I don't agree with that, but I understand the fear. You know what I think it is? It just came to me while we were talking. I think that it's, okay. So when you're watching, let's say, Riverdale. Yeah. Okay. Did you ever see an episode of that show? Yeah, I did. I stopped when the tree man, like, started being about like the tree. I stopped before that, clearly. Okay. So I was watching it when I was like high school, like, you know, hot people solving mystery. So I'm saying, I think it's also that thing of like when we're watching a show, we're dying for like the hot people on the show to be also fucking. each other in real life and that's sometimes like at least makes up like 40% of why you keep watching you're like will lily ryanhardt iRL date you know she ended up dating dylan spouse but that makes you want to watch the show it makes you want to see if their chemistry on screen is

is good you know because they are together in real life so i see it maybe in that aspect of like people watch things like riverdell isn't good right people watch it because like the people are hot and they make out with each other sometimes and like you want to know what they're up to in real life and whatever the fuck. Right. You guys have probably seen stuff about Nutrafall on the interwebs. Everyone's using it. Everyone's highly freaking recommending it. And I'm going to be one of those people as well. 30 million women are impacted by weakened hair or thinning hair. If you're among them, no, they are not alone. And there's a solution. You can trust that delivers results, okay? Nutraful offers two targeted formulas for women that are

clinically shown to improve hair growth and thickness with less shedding through all stages of life. And yes, my postpartum bees know this. What happens after you give birth? You lose tons of hair. So Nutriful is amazing for that as well. Healthyer hair growth takes time. You're going to begin to experience thicker, stronger, faster growing hair in about three to six months. It's wild because in a clinical study, 86% of women reported improved hair growth after six months with Nutraful. More than 1,500 top doctors recommend Nutraful as an effective and high quality solution for healthier hair. So you can also grow thicker, healthier hair and support my show by going to Nutraful.com. That's N-U-T-R-A-F-O-L.com and using the code not skinny to get $15

off your first month's subscription. This is their best offer anywhere, and it's only available to U.S. customers for a limited time. Plus, there's free shipping on every order. Get $15 off at Nutraful, N-U-T-R-A-F-O-L.com. That spells neutraful.com. The promo code is not skinny. Anyway, do you, does that mean you think that Pete and Kim are PR? Is that where you were getting at?

No, I don't think their PR. I just, like, I have a lot of feelings about Pete Davidson with all these women. I think I feel really jealous, honestly. Oh, okay. And I just, I'm just frustrated because he, like, he's not someone that like on S&L, I don't feel like he like really like tries hard at all. Like I feel like he just like kind of shows up high and like fucks around and laughs during the stuff. And like I'm like. Why is Lauren obsessed with him? Yeah. I'm obsessed with him. I know. I know. Lauren is obsessed with him. I think Lauren, Lauren loves his story. Lauren. I think Pete has like a charisma that is like undeniable. He has a charisma. He's charming. He's charming. I think his, I don't give a fuck attitude is is hot. It is hot regardless of what you think about how he looks. And just the way he just like plows through this famous pussy is just like incredible to me. It's like Kate Beckinsale, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Margaret Failure, whatever her name is.

Quali. Quali. And then what about the girl from Bridgeton? Phoebe Bridgetton. Phoebe Bridgetton. Phoebe Bridgetton. I'm the pop culture expert. Here, Phoebe Bridgerton.

Yeah, I mean, it's incredible. Wait, you know what I thought I had on it? Which I feel like you're going to agree with me, Ali. Yeah. Okay, this is my thought on it. Do I now think that he's like the hottest person alive because he's like somehow created this? Yes. Yes.

Do I think that he's like effortlessly cool? Like, smokes me and like doesn't give a fuck and that makes him cool. Does he have charisma? Yes. Does he have a big penis which probably adds to the like self-confidence, which like gives the BDE, all that yes. Yeah. But here's what I think. there's this I don't give a

do you miss New York by the way I know the sirens every Tuesday every day again so there's this like I don't give a fuck I show up high I'm wearing slippers and socks vibe but like you obviously give a fuck and I have multiple

things that back that up A he gets a fresh manny every week by this like really hardcore manicurist yeah that's someone who cares yeah he is styled. His stylist, I know who she is. She has an assistant. I also know who she is. He's styled. Even when he goes out, you guys, and he's wearing flannel. And you're like, that's so chill. It was

styled. So he has a stylist. And I heard he feel like, you know, it's really good about after a cigarette, like, oh, it's like taking a mint, just saying. So he doesn't smell. Um, second of all. Ali, we're just getting to know each other. He always takes a mint. He always takes a mint. He always takes some in. Yeah. I just want to tell you guys. So, oh, you were asking me, do I think I'm friends with Kim Kardashian? My listeners know this, but I'm going to, you know, fill you in. I went to the S&L taping of her show. Uh-huh.

So very exciting. And I was watching the stage and so much is happening. And on the side stage, I see PD. Now, PD knows that we can see him on the side stage, you know, because you could go backstage. But no, no, no, no. No, he stood side stage against slippers and socks, drinking a beer, watching the monitor, being like, ha, and I'm like, he knows we can see him. He kind of likes this. Right.

So, like, what I'm saying is this, he seems like this chill guy, yet he goes after these, like, super wealthy, super hot, super famous girls. He's not since, like, Cassie David, who's also, like, obviously famous. he hasn't dated like normies he obviously what I'm saying is do you go what I'm trying I'm on it I'm on it he's obviously not this like it's a facade it's a facade because he loves the high life he loves the the the PJs probably he loves the like stylists I think so too I think and that is the only part about him that irritates me is that when he like under when he acts like he doesn't care

I don't buy it because yes he obviously cares you're flying back and forth to Karashean's Palm Springs estate why are you living in Staten Island in the basement still that's the one part

that doesn't sink up though Where is he living now Where is he living now? Staten Island he bought a con Why did he buy a condo in San Island Why is he so obsessed with Staten Island? Why? If he really cares why is he still in Staten Island

I think he's obsessed with St. Island. You know, people get upset? Well, that's kind of cute, though. But he was in the basement for a while. But it was like a tricked out basement. But it was still a basement. Like he was smoking weed. He did this like basement tour and he was like smoking weed there.

And I saw the windows. You know how you could tell it's like a basement window? Because it's like small and up top. Yeah. And I was like feeling claustrophobic like. I felt the same way with that basement. I remember the video. It's like it's, I'm like that's not a vibe.

So, yeah, there is, I am confused about him because I do believe that he's a good guy. I believe that he probably brings him like a lighter, more fun energy to be around. Even though, like, he could get dark, obviously. I think that he's definitely not yay in the like dressing her. He's like, where the, whatever the fuck you want, you know, which I think is a vibe to her. And he is more down to earth than them. Right. You know what I mean?

Totally. For sure. but he also probably is what I'm saying is Kim aside he's loved the limelight and everything that dating these kinds of women bring I mean he proposed Ariana Grande after like four weeks you know right right so something about it appeals to him and I think what bugs me is when he tries to act like it doesn't yeah we're on the same page we're on the same page because you guys think about it like let's say you're in high school and you have a friend and she hooked up with hottest guy in school. And she tells you like, yeah, whatever. It's not a big deal. I hooked

up with red. And you're like, um, could you be more excited? So like I was always the friend that like, I want you to show me your excitement. Don't pretend like you don't care. Like show me. So I feel like he, I mean, it's wild what happened to him. It's the dating repertoire. It's Lauren being obsessed with him. And it is, it is talent. But, but how much do you think is talent and how much do you think is like this like cultural obsession and Lauren's obsession with him? I remember hearing about when Pete and I was an intern at NBC I was a page at 30 Rock so I was always like passing him in the hall before he like got the new teeth before he got that's hardcore babe that was my dream really I mean yeah but I don't know if I applied but it sounded really cool

no pages work fucking hard that's like a really hardcore internship and and it's really legit um but I remember he did a taping of the tonight show And they were doing that like two truths and a lie segment. And Pete revealed it ended up being true that his first season of S&L for New Year's Eve, Lauren invited Pete to go with him and his family to Jamaica on like a holiday, which like any of the beginning players at S&L would say is like that is not something that happens. So there's like most definitely not that you don't already clearly know this, like some weird obsession that Lauren has for Pete of like just like,

I'm pretty sure, Lauren has said to Pete, like, you can work at work here as long as you want. Do you think it's like, well, obviously there's some favoritism. Do you think it's because Lauren, like, just has a feeling that he has this, like, insane star quality of like, because there's so many talented people there. Like, oh, my God. But do you think that he feels like Pete, like, transcends? Like, oh, she's so talented. She could, you know, she'll get a movie role or whatever. But he's also, like, making headlines.

And maybe that's bringing more. viewers. I think it is because the first time I've ever seen SNL player, like cast members talk about, like on the weekend update, they're talking about Pete. Like they're taught, the stories are Pete, like dating people.

Like, that's not something that they like do on SNL. I mean, it is crazy because Colin Jost is also very cute. I mean, I guess universally no. Some people don't like him. A little cute. Married with the kids.

A little cute. married with a kid and we don't care we do not care we're like cool we're like cool dude that's really great for you because i know because with pete there's the sense of like anything could happen anything could happen do you think this is going to last like who's going to break up with okay i'm going to answer no who's going to break up with who is he going to break her heart is she going to break his heart no she'll break his heart it's yeah because he's what i what i see for him is that, like, he'll climb as high as he can and just, like, hold on until they say no. Like, that's what happened with her, Ariana, to my understanding is that, like, she was the one

that called off. Is Pete a cloud chaser? Is that what you're trying to say, Allie? I think a little bit. Hmm. But, like, in the most, like, charming, like, adorable way. But I think, like, I don't know. But you were going to say, though, you were going to say you saw him in the halls and what?

And he, like... I saw him in the halls just, like, going on his, like, hoverboard to the cafeteria. I'm just like wheeling around Of course he was wheeling the fuck around Was he nice though? Did he make eye contact? Was he like... He made eye contact, he made a contact

But, you know, another one of my friends was at that SNL taping, the Kim's. And I don't know if you... I'm caught wind of this from your vantage point there. But that Kanye was there and left in a huff. And then Chloe was freaking out about it backstage. Oh, I didn't.

And Chloe was like, Chloe was like, he, why is he upset about the monologue? He approved the jokes ahead of time. I don't get him. I don't get him. So he watched the monologue. How does your friend know what was happening backstage? My people work there.

Oh, I see, I see. Okay. So I didn't catch that. I was staring really crazily at their section. So that's weird. I didn't see Kanye leave. So I'm coming. Was he there the whole time?

I don't know. Okay. So, you know, we're, you guys, we're unclear about, we're on clear.

We're going to have to check our sources. We're going to have to check our sources. But I do know that he worked with her on the monologue. So I feel like that's, he worked with her on the monologue, which is weird. Again, their relationship also throws me because it's like,

there's so much drama happening that we see. And then it's like she'll go support him at the dawn death. concert, you know, and fucking fake marry him on the thing. And I'm like, wait, isn't it, isn't he fucked up? What do you think about him and Julia Fox? Have you been following? Because I've been blowing that shit up. I've been following. I mean, I don't get like I, like, does Julia Fox like get that she's being like love bombed and like by like someone that has like like, like Julia Fox is saying like mom, I made it. She doesn't care how she made it. She's like, which makes it so lame because she's kind of cool she doesn't care she's sharing shit and writing to people

thank you for believing in me as if like now she made it because she had a weird creepy photo shoe with dressed in diesel by con by the way guys it was diesel those racks i mean no offense fucking diesel right when i was younger like i couldn't even afford that but it's like this wasn't balenci in the racks at the hotel right i saw those what do you have tell me your opinions on this. My opinions. A. Twist my hair. First of all, I think she's really pretty and I think she is talented. Obviously, you guys, she was like, she did like, she drew, she did like an art show using her own blood on self like years ago. Yeah, I heard that. Sounds like pretty kind. She was in Uncut Gems. Have you seen Uncut Gems? I have. I thought she was good in it. Like I, a lot of people,

people didn't remember her from it, but I just watched it now because I'm a psycho. And, like, obviously, I was kind of grilling her, like, trying to see if she's good. And I was like, I think she's good. You're, like, watching her to see if she's good. Her performance was good enough to fuck Kanye. No, I was actually disappointed in her. Like, you're good. You're pretty.

And meanwhile, you're, like, sharing every news story about you. She shared, like, a page six photo and, like, performance. friends are doing interviews about her as if she's like won an Oscar when she only like went on two dates with Kanye this is not like a you didn't win the lottery well why does pete get to get to clout chase and we're not and julia fox doesn't are you trying to cancel you're fucking canceled no but babe think about it no okay no babe babe babe babe babe listen Pete is being way cooler about it which oh oh oh oh One of my friends in the industry said this and agrees with you.

You should probably be friends. She also says about Nick and Priyanka and Sharmilla. And also about Julia Fox, she said, why? She's like, I don't like like like like her, but it's like there's something about her owning this versus a Pete or a Priyanka or a whatever that are like texting the paparazzi to show up and then pretending like, what are you doing here? That's so crazy. So it's like, there is something about Julia Fox where she's like, Hey, Ma, I made it. I went a day with Kanye.

I'm on page six, you know? Yeah, I appreciate that. Maybe that's a little refreshing, but at the same time, it's more like I want to shake her and say, why? Like, you're an actress. Maybe you didn't get a lot of roles yet, but it's like, why are you down with this? This seems kind of twisted that he's dressing you on a second date and you're, being taken photos of at carbone everyone's looking at you funny and and it's kind of sad because

we're digging up now that like she's a huge Kim stand it's kind of it's as it's as if i would date Kanye oh she's a huge Kim stand oh my god huge she she she fucking loves her she's she's she's like Kim is my like she talked about keeping up that she was like obsessed at the show um so of course she's doing this it's like so fun for her Right. So I'm just thinking, let's say, I don't know, my husband and I break up. I end up dating, like, I don't know. He did it. Oh. I was thinking, like, in the Kardashian fan. Like, what? Would I be judged because I used to be obsessed with them? Like, I'm, I'm in it now. Yeah, you're in it. I mean, I would want you to date Scott Dissick immediately.

Okay. So you support. But my question is, do you think it's for real? Because this is very different than like, you know, Pete and Kim go on vacation. Obviously, we got some paparazzi photos, whatever. This was like, babe, she did an interview for interview magazine about their second date. This is different. Yeah, that was strange. I think that, um, I think that this is Kanye, like, wanting to, like, get back at Kim while also being like, this would be fun. Like, I think so, too.

Yeah. I think it's totally getting back at Kim. And the other thing I said this, I just wanted to, like, say when I was going to access Hollywood, but then I thought it would, like, sound really annoying. I said this. Um, I said this. For you guys to think that Julia Fox is like orchestrate, like, this is not her being like, I'm going to date yay and I'm going to, no, this is all Kanye is doing.

Like, she's maybe not actually cool about it. Yeah. She's not acting cool about it, which again, we said maybe refreshing, maybe a little weird, but it's all him. but I wonder where this is going. But then did you see there was, I don't know if this Kim actually said this, but Hollywood Unlocked, I think,

put up a thing that was like, Kim rather Kanye date a fan. Like, it's better. She basically said, like, it's better for me that she's like a fan. Like, you know what I mean? That's hilarious. Yeah.

I mean, it's subtle shade. I love that. Yeah, that's like reminding me of, didn't they ask Mariah Carey who someone was? or like a comment and Mariah Carey went, I don't know who that is. Do you remember this? Watch what happens like.

Oh, God. Yes. Who was that? It was another like huge singer and we were like, you of course know who that is. And she was like, I don't know who it is. It kind of feels like that. Like, like, yeah, like it's good for him to have like a play thing. But I wonder if in that scenario,

does Julia Fox feel like a victim of like Kanye's like latest plot? But like she's willing. She's like totally consenting and like this is fun. But like she's like, kind of is just like who he chose for this right it's who he chose and I wonder like why did he choose I almost rather it be all for show than them actually having sex because then I feel like that's weird because then it's like who is like I feel like then there's like a weird power thing you know I don't know right just feels weird I it feels weird and it feels like

neither of them like I mean it's also like so low of him if he's doing this to get back at him, then it's like, but she's actually, I mean, in Julia's, you know, piece for interview magazine, which was like a journal entry, she was just like, and then yay, and it was so organic. And it was so organic. And she literally, she used the word organic. And I'm like, it was anything but organic. Right. It was the most contrived plan plotted. Like you're writing this, but nothing about this is natural. And organic, one might say that organic is, you know, a dinner on a rooftop at a Staten Island, you know, pizza place. Okay, but you, this is another part that, like, just, just proves over and over again

that he wants the attention, even if they have a real thing. Why is she going to Staten Island? He's going to work at 30 Rock later that day. That's in Manhattan. Yeah, like the movie theater. Why the Atrium? They don't need to go to Staten Island. Like, Kim literally a week later put up that she's watching Spider-Man at home.

They could have gotten the Gucci movie. Yeah, the Versace The Gucci movie The Gucci movie Whatever movie they saw They didn't have to go To a movie theater In St. Island

Mid-pandemic Mid-Amicron Yeah Yeah No one is doing that No, that was literally I can't even get started on that I did want to ask you

Because this morning Did you see anything From Jamie Lynn Spears On Good Morning America Oh my God I haven't watched it yet I mean you could just go to my page And see like the important parts

But basically, you guys, Jamie Lynn Spears is promoting her book. She went on Good Morning America. She did talk about Brittany. She cried. And she basically said she had nothing to do with the conservatorship. When all this was going down, she was 17 years old. It's funny because she wanted to say, like, I was only 17 years old. Like, but she also had a baby at 17.

Yeah. It's just kind of doesn't like get up. It's like, I was only 17. I just had my baby. Then it's like, oh, so, you know, which one is it, Jamie? Yeah. I don't know. I feel like we're all coming for her.

And yeah, she gives me the EB-G-Bs for some reason I hate her. But at the same time, yeah. Wow. Okay. But at the same time, I'm like, are we taking all our anger out on Jamie Lynn? Like, maybe she really didn't do anything, you know? Maybe she's really like, maybe she didn't like try to, you know, break her out of the conservatorship. Maybe she was just like, I don't know what my parents are doing.

This is, she also said, by the way, In the book, she described, you know, seeing Britney's behavior becoming a little chaotic, becoming a little weird in those years, which again, everyone's going to probably hate on her for even describing it as such. But maybe, I mean, it's a little chaotic. It's a little weird. I mean, let's also be honest people. Right. So what are your thoughts? You didn't watch the thing. I mean, you're not a pop culture expert, obviously. No, I am. But do you, do you have feelings on Jamie Lynn in general? I have feelings on the Britney Spears thing. I actually, the feelings I have around the Britney Spears thing are really because my girlfriend and I dated through, we both were talking to a guy at the same time, whatever is a weird phase for me. And that guy used to be Britney's, like, in-house photographer and like the whole Netflix documentary. Like, he's one of the main characters in it. Andrew? Andrew.

You know Andrew? Well, I know him from the fucking thing. I told you. Oh, wow. Wait. Yeah. So talking to that Andrew guy, that is weird. So, yeah.

So I was very close with him. My girlfriend was close with him. And he had like, I don't know. He just like brought a lot of like, he actually filmed that TikTok video with the letter in my house. Okay. So there's like, who? there's a lot going on like I really am kind of connected

you see you don't not call someone a pop culture expert before you really hear their resume you know honestly anyway I look I'm glad she's free I don't know much about Jamie Lynn other than the fact that that girl has gone through her own fair share of abuse and trauma during that time as a Nick star like you hear

all those stars all those stories about what's his name who was like the head of Nickelodeon who was like totally like assaulting all of the young like Nick stars and like people think that that's who fathered her baby. And they had the same, who fathered her baby? Do you know who Jamie Lynn?

Okay, people say that Jamie Lynn's baby was, was fathered by one of these, like, producers at, what's the show she was doing? Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, 9-1-1-1. I'm not your average kind of girl. That show. They said that one of the producers on that show, I'm forgetting a. his name, Schneider, Dan Schneider. And he has had, like, all these allegations against him for, like, assaulting, like, young

female cast members. And, like, she was, like, a victim, massive victim at that time as well. So, like, yeah, of course she doesn't have the tools to, like, get out of that and, like, free her sister. Are you kidding me? And also her dad was also fucked up to her. You know what I mean? Assuming.

So I actually have, you know, I say this on my Instagram, like a steak I flip. I'm not flipping on Jamie. I still think there's some shady shit. And, well, Brittany is also making us feel like something's up. You know what I mean? Brittany's been hating on her in posts. So we don't know why. But she's definitely kind of, you know,

letting us know that her whole family is fucked up, including Jamie. But, I mean, I did kind of feel for her in this clip because there was part of me that believed her. And again, she did have a baby at 17. But, like, I remember so many stories. in my family come up and it's like, I'm always like, oh, where was I during that? And they were like,

you were in college. And I'm like, really? I didn't know you were going through a breakup like to my sister. Because like you don't, sometimes you're young, you're living your life and you're not, you know, not aware of the fact that your sister's being trapped. Yeah. Like so there is some weird shit, but I do kind of feel you in that. I feel like we have the same same vibe as like, you don't know what she was going through. You know, Justin Anderson put up in his story saying and I kind of agreed with that. He was saying like, you know, people are like, she, you know, she, you know, has all this money because of Britney. It's like, but she also did that show, you know, she had a career of sorts.

And she's living in Louisiana. So like, yeah, she's rich. Probably, you know, can afford a lot in Louisiana. Probably is richer than the people around her or something. But it's not like she's on PJs, you know, live in like Beyonce. Right. So, I mean, I think, I think there's so much about the Britney story. We don't fucking know. And I, like, I'm secretly wondering if you got any tea from Andrew, but, like, there's so much we don't know. I have become, because I just want to support Brittany, I kind of want to just, like, be like, I'm glad she's free and, like, cover my eyes because if I start looking at everything she posed and, like, being like, what the fuck is that?

Wait, what are you writing? What's happening? Then I'm going to judge. Call Jamie. She's, but it's just like, I don't want to judge her. I just want to be happy that she's happy and free. And I don't want to kind of like. spin, you know, and be like, oh, what's going on with her?

We had so much more to talk about. I don't know how the fuck we went over an hour. My producer is going to be mad. But you know what, Allie? You surprised me. What can I say? I surprised you? Well, I'm kidding.

It's joke. All right. Well, we're ending just like we started. Rocky and rough. And about time for my thing to run out of battery again. Oh, God. It was so fun to have you on. I feel like there's so many other things I want to talk to you about.

but we ran out of time. Everyone, go follow Allie. Allie Colbert. Allie Colbert. Yes. Anyway, you guys, check out Allie's Instagram. You're also on TikTok. You're also on Twitter.

Everywhere. The Allie Colbert show on Dear Media. True. Allie Colbert on everything. On everything. Just like really kind of oversaturating, if I will say so myself. You're Pete Davidson. Okay.

All right, guys. Bye. See you next week. Thank you. Thank you guys. so much for listening to this episode of not skinny but not fat. Follow me on Instagram at not skinny but not fat.

Subscribe to the podcast so you don't miss any episodes. Rate the podcast that you love so much on Apple Podcast and write a little review. If you tell me you did, I'll give you a big virtual smoocharoo. Thank you guys so much for listening and I'll see you next

Tuesday.