Not Skinny But Not Fat - KUWTK Reunion FTW

Episode Date: June 22, 2021

Can we have a bajillion more KUWTK reunions hosted by Andy Cohen please??? No words to describe how much I enjoyed the 2 part reunion with my fave family on TV. Andy asked some tough questions, and we got some good answers! Arielle helps me dissect every aspect of the reunion. Who's RBF needs some work? What answer did I not like at all? All this + Kourt Konvo update!    Produced by Dear Media    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh, my God, everyone corrected me. It was La Cologne. La Cologne. Someone said, Amanda, like comb. La Cologne. La Cologne. La Cologne. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm still saying it wrong. Like a lumbray, oat milk, latte. You guys, I'm such a fucking chug, as you fucking know, except I'm also a bougie a F and like in the Hamptons. I'm like, oh my God, my new coffee spot with like the oat milk. I can't even say it, brewed like oat milk latte. I put up and we're like, you guys, only in Sag Harbor.

My new like hot spot. Everyone's legit like. It's the most known coffee on earth. It's the most known coffee on earth. They're like 17. like spots in New York City and across America and not only that but you could get it

in a can at fucking Trader Joe's Target wherever the fuck but this goes on because every single thing that I do in my life is a gate so it's not so once I put it up everyone's like you know influence they're buying it they're buying it who's the only bitch that can't get her hands on it because she's

so dumb me try to get my hands on it don't the thing that I can like do quickly is Amazon If it's not on Amazon, then, like, we're going to have an issue. It's going to take a while. So then you order a variety pack that you don't even like. Yeah, sorry. No to the caramel.

Oh, I have an update there, though. So I was posting about it. And what's so funny, and I think is, like, just so funny is that I go to a matter of health yesterday. And, like, I'm like, oh, maybe they have the can to you. And they didn't. They had another brand called, like, Nitro. That's why I have a nitro can coffee? Well, it's like an entirely different thing.

It's like five calories, like no milk, whatever. Oh, because it's straight up cold. Straight up cold brew. But I was so disgusting about this coffee in the SAG, in the SAG, in the SAG. In SAG? Yes, we heard you went to the SAG Harbor. We know. To the sag harbor.

That like the last morning, Yohan was like, oh, like, let's go get coffee to different place. And I was like, fine. So like, I ordered a cold brew and like took a sip and I was like, oh, yeah, this is not my brew, oat milk brew latte. And Noah was screaming and being so annoying. Like, it was time to go back. the hotel. But I was like, I won't not out my last thing. Not be my own milk.

And like, thank God for you. On his, like, patience, right? Like, let's give him one fucking thing in life. Just one. Like, just one is, like, putting up with me. Because I would be like, fucking get your ass. I'd fucking drink. I'd fucking spill out the coffee. But he's literally like, okay, like, let's go get you. The coffee. Yeah. Which is so sweet because, again, like, I'd be like, you dumb bitch. drink the cold brew, hop on it. But he let me and like he stayed with no one in the car and like a no part, you know, he gets dressed like stand in no parking place and like Noah was. We can't break the rules. No, there's no criminal activity. And I stand in the line like the longest line that day

was at Sagtown, the coffee place. And it's like, no, I came thus far. And like even it's very not me to throw out. I ordered a large cold brew. Like I'm not a wasteful person. Like I'm a finish to the last bite sip like I know but it's really dramatic of you to say that there's such a huge difference between cold brew and an oat milk latte. Are you fucking kidding me? I got instant stomach pains from a headache in the cold brew. I just feel like it was as psychological. It was like bad Starbucks coffee. But anyway, so I got my fix and and oh, by the way, finally La Cologne, which everyone's going to so fucking troll me for saying this wrong probably. They DM'd me.

I wanted to say like, oh, good morning. I'm getting. I'm getting. I'm getting. Of course I'm going to get. What do you think? I'm going to fucking shout them out of the, by the way, you guys know I did not soft tag them. I didn't fucking, I didn't do it for that.

You know, I spin. You know, I go into gates. It wasn't for that. But things get around. They DM'd me. They're like, we'll be happy to send you. I'm like, oh, would you? After I had to have America by them, thanks la Colombe.

By the time they send them, be over and on to the next. You're literally not going to want to drink. It's not going to be so fucking overhead. Story of your life. Like I'm such a gross, obsessive person that I get so into things and everything is such a big deal. It's like, shut, fucking drink your coffee and shut the fuck up. But then you get over it just as quickly. Just as quickly.

Like, oh my God, you know what's a perfect example of this? Remember bodysuit epidemic? You're over bodysuit? What do you mean? I didn't wear the bodysuit. Remember I started the bodysuit of a bodysuit. The Zara bodysuit epidemic. I never wore it.

Everyone bought it. No, because I have think that like the boob was coming out from the side. Like it was, it was not fitting us the way it should. No, but how did I make it a wild thing, a hashtag body suit epidemic? Everyone bought it that was like following me, tagging me in it. I was like uploading it, whatever. And then it was like, the bitch doesn't have it. So I go to buy it.

I think you made me buy it in like a medium or like I don't remember I was debating. Oh, this was before you bought it. Yes, yeah. I just made between sizes and then I got like one size and I wore and I was like, no, I need it. But anyway, I'm a fucking, like, I don't even know. So thank you for bearing with me. You guys know I've been like cray cray and the hey hey about like at home meal kits because I don't know how to cook. And with a baby, it is so freaking hard to feed yourself, to feed yourself.

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off and free shipping. Green Chef is the number one meal kit for eating well. So we just watched part one of the keeping up the credit. Ashton's reunion. First thing I'll say is like I am deeply obsessed with this family and I am so, okay, first of all, usually reunions are better than the show when it comes to like housewives and Bravo. By the way, Andy fucking nailed it. Andy's just like, but usually I'm not like a die hard, blind Andy fan.

Usually I'm, I think he's kind of like roaches on the people. I think it really shows that he has like favorite though. But seeing him, because I would. was afraid that he's going to come, you know, he's going to sit down with the Kardashians and he's going to fucking lick their dicks and assholes and be like, whatever you say, but he was just as rude to them, like, just as Andy. Like, Courtney was like, let's take a shot. He's like, well, let's roll with it.

No, we're going to start the show. Yeah. Or like what, which, Courtney was like, I have the best lines and he's like, which one? And like, looked at her the same way he'll like you fucking side eyes Ramona. And I'm like, you know what? R-E-S-P-C-T because I would have fucking suck their dicks. I know. I mean, like, I was just nervous watching.

I was nervous for him watching it. Just, like, being faced with, like, all the Kardashian eyes on you. Like, I couldn't deal with that. Scary as fuck. Scary a. I will say, like, the second it started, I needed to hear every word they were saying, I don't care. Like, Chris said Kylie looks good.

Like, I need to hear it. Like, Chloe is touching Chris and telling her everything's going to be okay. Like, I need to, like, listen. Intentively. Attentively or intently, yeah, like aggressively, like aggressively listen, you guys. Aggressively listen because I feel like these are the moments that we're missing on the show. And I feel like Courtney said it so well. And I've actually been kind of talking about this on Instagram because Caitlin Carter from the Hills is pregnant. But on the show airing right now, the Hills, she's like into or like one of her girlfriends is like into her and now she's like literally far along in her pregnancy.

And same thing with keeping up, right? We were watching the whole like scot being like, Courtney, my love went through love. But meanwhile in real life, Courtney, my one, true love. Oh my God, do a good scott, no. Corny. No, so meanwhile, in real life, is it good or is it so bad that you're laughing? But meanwhile, in real life, she's like,

like in love, like blood vials for Travis Barker. So, I mean, on a deeper, more philosophical note, reality TV has changed so much because in the past it was like, what we would get from like the Kardashians, let's say 10 years ago, would be just what we saw on reality TV. Social media wasn't up to date, like it wasn't happening. So now it's like we're seeing what happens in real life, but then we're watching, and I'm doing air quotes, reality TV, except like Courtney said on part what in the reunion, it's six months ago, you film this, things have fucking changed. You've moved on in your lives. You're

rewatching shit that you didn't care about. You're watching your sisters station interviews. I mean, they're not dirty, right? So it's not like the housewives. But that's why reality TV can be so wild. And I think that I don't know what's going to happen, but I just feel like things can't be so produced and so edited because people are so used to getting instantaneous shit. It's the same thing on like Instagram. So like I talk about celebrity. and, like, I'll post things, right? And then e-news three days later will be like, Miley Cyrus commented on, you know,

do a leapist photo. And it's like, and people are like, E-News, copied it. And I was like, no, they didn't. They're just, they have to like go through a cycle to get it up.

I just post it, right? So things will move towards like just more and more instantaneous. So like, I don't know how, but I feel like this reality TV in quotation marks, but edited so you're getting it six months later. And they don't even try it. It's like, I'm having a boy, you know?

I mean, on the hills, it's like she's, I'm not watching this season, but people told me that, like, you know, she, when a girl is into her. And like, so it's, or like, again, Travis and Courtney came out with her relationship while we're watching, Scott, like, really struggle with, like, being in love with Courtney, supposedly and, like, wanting to get back with her. But we know he's with Amelia. And we even kind of know that he started dating Amelia because we're so sleuthy that while he's telling Courtney this shit on the final season, it was like October because we looked up, uh, Kim's birthday is in October, and it was after a 40th birthday. He showed up with Amelia to Halloween, to a Halloween party. So it all is kind of like mumbled and jumbled together anyway, but I think, like, Scott does it for the camera, like, everything that he does on the show and says, it's for, it's there cameras around, he's saying it to look good. And even Courtney says it in the last episode, true. She's like, people aren't.

aren't seeing the truth. You're like, oh, my God, Corny, I love you. I want to be with you. Meanwhile, we're having private conversations and that's not what's happening. Yeah, no, she said, she said it like it's really weird that you guys are just point blank believing what he's saying. But it's not only the audience, it seemed like it was kind of actually her sisters too. But I kind of, I feel like that's why I moved away from Scort and I've said this. And like people, I was there. I was there with the love of Scort. There are so many memorable moments. The one I love the most is when he reenacted the notebook. He's like, I wrote you 300 letters.

She's like, what? They have so many moments and they have such good banter and whatever. But at the end of the day, and she is respectful of him and she won't say what he fucked up with. But I think in the reunion, we're going to see like it's substance abuse. It's infidelity. Like those two things are two fucking huge things. It's not like, oh, we didn't agree on things. No, infidelity and substance abuse.

It's like enough for you to be like, okay, bye. By meanwhile, like her knowing his dating habits and everything like that is kind of kind of gross. I mean, even seeing him Amelia's birthday, which again, I want to say, I haven't watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I don't know anything about Amelia prior. And I have seriously nothing against her. I think she's probably a great young girl. I think what makes me cringe about Scamilia, but sounds like an S2D is again, the age difference. Because with Sophia was like, okay, he's dating somebody young. But maybe it's a fluke. Maybe he met Sophia.

She seems super mature. She dresses more mature than I do, and I'm 32, and she's like 20. She's, like, wearing blazers and, like, you know, a tailored pants. But if you're going to date another 19-year-old, then, like, that's a pattern. And if all of a sudden you're having a midlife crisis and your hair is plundumblad and you're wearing, like, legit bling a ding ding all over you. And, like, he just looks like there's something. And I feel bad for him again.

We know he went through so much lost guy. threw so much in. He has anxiety and it's like terrible. And I really do wish him well. But like I wish him well to the point that like I wish he was making better decisions. And I kind of want to shake him and be like, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What the hell are you doing? And like, but I mean, I guess I'm like the girls. And it's like, oh, Scott the Lord, like older. Like, oh, for sure. Like I would if I was 19. Yeah. You would also date. Oh my God. Scott. Yeah. When I was 18, 19, I was lying about my age all the time. Which is so funny. I'd be like 23. That was the age I loved making up that I am. 23. 23. 23. 23. Was 17. No. 23. Loved. Always lied about my age. And yeah, older guys always appealed to it. I don't know if it was like 37 when I was 17. It was probably like 26 or something, right? But yeah, I can see why it appeals to her. A lot of people would be a little bit more facetious and say that he appeals her because of the fame aspect because Lisa Rina, her mom is known as very thirsty. And she says like, own it. own it like she's very into owning the fact you know if you want to get ahead and like what you need to do like yeah but i do i you know that i'm not i'm not so like rough like that i'm naive and i like believing like i think she really is into him you can also see like her i feel like

she's i actually feel like bad for her because i feel like she seems so in love with him and i feel like he's not so in love with her i feel like she's just like you know flavor of the year like She's slavery of the year. She's slavery of the year with him. It's not of the week because I feel like Scott does like that stability. He likes a girl to come home to. He likes feeling like he is, you know, his parents aren't alive. Like he does love that level of comfort and he's not getting that from Courtney.

But like, babe, like I really hope he doesn't shatter her heart to be says. I mean, they're not getting married. No, yeah. It's ending at some point in the future. It's so funny. He bought her for her birthday like this cross necklace and she was legit. like hyperventilating crying and it is really thoughtful and I'm not one to like be dismissive of any kind of diamonds but like literally a week or two before was his birthday and he was giving

out rollies for free what do you mean he was like handing out rollies like Oprah like you take one you take one you take one you take one and then like literally I would be like that's it like you're getting that's what you get me that's what you get me like literally you're handing out shit for free you're going to get me a fucking diamond cross so probably got her this other like $57,000 painting, which again is something I would be like, that's what you're getting me, a painting. Listen, I'm feeling really insecure about the presents that I get. Yeah.

But I guess that's just what it is. Yeah. We get us like Vans shoes. Here you go. You're a $60 present. Enjoy. I got me getting you Vans shoes. No, that was one year.

But that's what I could think of. Oh, my God, that's stuck with you, babe. No, that's what I could think of. Well, you got me, you got me fucking Nike. We did. Vintage. Dunkeroo. Vintage. They're not vintage. They're vintage. Oh, they're vintage. Oh, they're vintage. I guess. I don't know. No, I think they're just limited a dish. Okay, that's vintage. That's the new cool thing, you guys. No one's buying, you know, the Nikes and Adidas is that you can get in store. You have to get the limited dish on, stock X or goat. That's the vibe. Like, you want to get the shoes that no one has. Like, that's why you see Haley Bieber and you're like, oh, new balance. Let me check the new balance site. Oh, they're at $900. No, bitch. They're not on the new balance site. Let me fucking tell you. Okay, you guys, as you know, I love drinking seltzer all day, every day. And my favorite salsa right now is huzzah, okay? I've told you about it.

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at drink-h-h-h-H-H-H-H-G-A-H-com. First of all, okay, I want to go back because I looked at my messages because I kind of tried to recap it on stories. Someone was like, are you serious thing you're like, love this family so much and you're calling Kim McQueen.

Yes, I'm fucking serious. I'm very serious because I see something in them that aside from all the, you know, the makeup and the clothes and the dresses, I really do see what it is that they are, which is a really close-connected bonded family with good values and good core and people that are good at their core. Like I really do see that. I think that Chris Jenner is a really good person. I think she managed to raise her girls in this like crazy world that they live in in a way

that they kept their, like, they kept their, like, feet on the ground and they kept their head on their shoulders and none of them. They're grounded. They're grounded in a way that, like, no, yeah, there is Kylie Air. Is that, like, down to earth by any means? No, not at all. But in the way that, like, I do think they're good people and I think that they're not jaded. I think that everything we've heard about them from the industry is, like, positive remarks about them.

And the way they talk about their family and the way they stick together. And the way they stick by every single person almost that has been in their lives, like aside from people that have cheated on them and shit like that. But even that. But, but yeah, even that. What you mean? What has Chloe been through? And she will never say a bad word about anyone. I really think that they are all queens. I think that they have all amazing hearts. I mean, even like just seeing the last episode and the way they treated production and how they were so connected and crying and thank them. Like, I just think that they're good people, even with the fame and all the money and, like,

all the superficial shit that they have. Yeah. At the, in their hearts, they're great people. And you've never heard of them mistreating anybody or not being nice to people. Like, I just, like, even the way Kim speaks, I'm just like, I'm blown away. Yeah. Because, you know what, at the end of the day, you guys, like, for Bravo fans and, you know, specifically Andy hosted this is, like, it brings you back to, like, it brings you back to, like,

housewives reunions and like a lot of the housewives are not people that I think are good at their core a lot of their houses I think are terrible nasty people that are narcissistic and like gross obviously not all of them but a lot of them so if I'm seeing the Kardashians on the same stage kind of and I'm comparing them like these are good people at their core you know and then people like a lot of the housewives that come on and are mean and conniving and manipulating and gaslighting and want to cause other people to look bad or, you know, all this shit. And like, yeah, the Kardashians for especially comparing them to other shit going on in reality TV, they're fucking queens.

They managed to put on a show for so many years that it's entertaining where they're showing their lives, but they're not being fucked up. So that's a lot. But I enjoyed the reunion so much, A, because I think the last season was kind of bad, especially because it was filmed in quarantine so they didn't have a lot to give us. They fucking came on. At least they said that like no question was off the table. Except Ariel did point out that, like, at least part one was legit.

All Kim. He asked Kim in-depth questions. And then, like, Courtney would be like, so, like, who, like, would be this? And, like, it's a one-sentence answer. And then Kim is talking for literally, like, 50 of the hour-long reunion. It was crazy. I mean, listen, also, I hate those kinds of questions that Courtney got, which is, like, who's the most this and at least this?

Like, Kim got open-ended question that were like, no, it was a, it was a 2020 on cam. It was a 2020 on cam. But I think part two looks like, looks like it's going to be more of everyone and Scott comes out. Yeah. With toting his bleach blonde hair, platinum blonde hair. And we have good things coming up, like asking him about Kraviss, I think, and asking Kendall about Devin. And, but yeah, the first part was definitely a lot, Kim. And it was so funny to watch Courtney because I feel like I know our, oh my God, also I have a court update from the DMs, you guys.

But I feel like I know her and, like, how awkward she gets and, like, public things. And she was the least awkward, I feel like that she's been in a long time. I do think that Andy makes her feel comfortable because she usually is even more awkward and, like, just kind of like stage Friday. But today it's just like, she's like making faces like Chloe and Chloe. And Chloe's like, the whole time. And Chloe's like, what do you want for me? I don't know. Corny's making faces on me.

And apparently she's the most difficult to manage. And she said that she doesn't want to see that. Yeah, well, she admitted it. Yeah, yeah. But, okay, you guys, I have an update from the DMs with Cord, which like, can we, first well, can we believe, Ariel, can we believe that we're, like, that we're here? Honestly, like, no, I block it out. And then you send me a screenshot and I, like, live through it all over again.

And it's just like, it's so unbelievable. Like, I'm not, I'm not understanding it. I'm not under grasping the fact that, like, you are DMing with Corny. I'm not grasping it either because it's like never in my life like did I think did I think did I think that's it like I would like with all my fandom of her right never did I think it would think it would be noticed never did I think she would ever you know look at me twice and even when I did see her looking at my stories I was like oh someone sent it to her or like you know like whatever very very very very soul shocked by

this. As you guys know, the last interaction that we had was when she said that I'm so hilarious and we deaf have to shake salads for lunch when you come to L.A., which, like, you guys, oh my God, goosebumps again. Like, you're down to shake the salads. Yeah, and drink the tea.

I know, but am I? Like, would die. Would fucking die. And also, you know, of course, I'm taking it at like face value. Like, do I think she actually means it? Like, do I think she thinks I'm cute? Like, yeah, like, she means like I'm cute. Because she's saying that. But do I think that I'm going to, like, show it?

Be like, hey, Cort, I'm going to like, let's shake the salads. How do you even shake salads? Like, I've never been able to shake a salad. I need to, like, take the spoon, go to the bottom, flip it up from the, how do I've never shaken a salad? What do you mean? A salad that's in a plastic box and you shake it? I've never been able.

It's so full. How do you shake it? Maybe you have to take out. No, they don't, yeah, yeah, they don't get the full salads. They get like a half full salad and then they shake it. Okay, so you guys are going to diet our last interaction. So as you know, were conspiring that

her and Travis are having twins which like I actually don't even remember how it started and how you guys dragged me in to this fucking stupid shit like she put up two palm trees and we're like the twins like I don't even remember and then the blood vial were like the genetic testing for the twins. How do the

how do the twins thing started? I didn't even remember how we started spinning. Maybe there was like a rumor that she's pregnant and we saw her come out of a medical building and we were like maybe she's having a baby and then we're like, oh, it's common with like an older pregnancy. Well, our sister is having twins.

Yeah. Whatever. We're conspiring. Then she started putting up two of things and we're like, oh, the twins. She was literally like playing the game. So you guys listen. So Courtney puts up a story. You know, when you go to a restaurant and they give you the number of your table. So if it gets delivered to your table, they know what number you are.

So she put up the number two and she wrote favorite number. So I literally responded to her story. and I wrote, LOL, you're fucking with us. Aren't you? And hold on, I have to pull it up again. Just pull up, BFF, where are you at?

Okay, I said, LOL, you're fucking with us. She goes, oh my God, stop. Ha ha, ha. I'm laughing out loud. Exclamation, exclamation. I didn't even think about it.

Crying cat, crying cat, crying cat, crying cat, crying cat. No, I can't. Side-faced laughing emoji, side-face laughing emoji, side-face laughing emoji, side-face laughing emoji, side-face laughing emoji, crying cat. The most emojis I've ever seen someone sent someone. No, I need to see this. Look at it live. I need to see this.

Crying cat. She is all about the conspiracies. Oh, wait. Oh, there's more. There's more. Okay. So after that, I wrote, L.O.L. The twins are on your mind. Meaning you guys, yes.

The fucking answer is yes. She knows. She knows. She fucking knows. even this stupid fucking conspiracy we came up with, okay? So I go, LOL, the twins are on your mind and she goes, hilarious. I'm all about the conspiracies. They put a smile on my face.

I can't. I can see court saying that. I can see court saying that. And she's so like, huh, huh. That's hilarious, Amanda. Like, who would have fucking thought in a million fucking years? And moreover, that I literally, because I put that up, like I put up the number two. And I was like, oh my God, you guys, she's fucking with us.

But responding to her story and having her be like, oh, my God, ha ha, that's so funny. And her knowing the inside joke, which is literally only us. Like, it's only our community and our people. I like came up with this twins conspiracy. And I'm going to remember the fuck we got into this shit. It's like so special, you guys. It's like so fucking special. I mean, dying.

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First of all, it was Northwest's birthday, who's also a Gemini. Surprise, surprise, surprise, not surprise. Surprise. Surprise. Who did you find out this season who's a Gemini, which you weren't surprised? There were so many people you put up. Emerada. Emerita. American Ashley. Amelia Gray. Yeah. Kanye. Yeah. Scott Dissick. Scott also. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking everyone wild. Every, every fucking. Everybody. Everybody. that you would expect to be a Gemini is a Gemini. When I'm told you're a Gemini, of course you are. I'm like, oh, you're a Gemini. Of course you are. I'm like, oh, excuse me. But I say the same

thing about Gemini's. But anyway, Kim just kills me. So as much as I'm like, what a queen, what a queen, what a queen. So well spoken. So amazing. She put up for North's birthday like this photo shoot, this rigid cold, ice cold photo shoot of her in North, like where she was Jackie O or something. Most of the pictures, North is either with her back with a camera or like hiding in a corner and she writes in the caption like it is sweet she wrote in the caption that she's saving all these birthday wishes for north and making them into a book which is really cute because we always laugh about how you know people wish their babies or their parents like happy birthday and shit on Instagram but they're not actually reading it

so it is cute that she's making it into a book but legit she then wanted to explain her choice of photos and wrote that she picked these Jackie O photo shoot pictures because they depicted the emotion the emotion and the bond turn nor share the most and you guys literally north is like barely in the photo wait I'm looking through it are you dying literally like I couldn't get over it like I posted it and then I kept thinking about it she's looking out a window and one she's like playing with a water bottle like like no emotion and then Courtney like our queen like puts out of them at Disneyland, like, you know, North and P-hugging. And, like, I'm like, that's emotion and bond.

So Kim has a lot of things fucking going for her, but not that shit. Not putting up happy birthday posts. Not happy birthday posts. We're like, I mean, it's, that's what, the thing that actually was so interesting about the reunion is when Andy, you know, asked, he asked some really good questions, actually. When he asked, you know, about Chris, how people always say the devil works hard, but Chris Jenner works harder, how they always think that Chris Jenner is the master around behind things. And she's like, you know, I don't even know half the shit that's going on. Yeah. And like, I mean, she handles it so well and like actually doesn't look like she gives a shit like that if people think that of her. And if she's like this

master manipulator and she's not. I actually don't think Chris has the time to be a master manipulator. Yeah. Like she's not. But I mean, and I think they know it's like a memeable funny thing. Another Kardashian thing. is that, I mean, not that we ever know what's happening between Kylie and Travis, but, like, they were, she just posted a photo of them together in New York. It's like, only Kylie Jenner can write the caption in New York for 24 hours. Like, I would think about a caption for 24 hours and be like, New York, and Kylie's like, in New York for 24, in New York.

And it's like fine. But anyway, they're together. Looks like. Back on. Back on. And on and off. Back on. And in the coming scenes of the part two of the reunion, which we'll get to, he asks, Andy asks Chloe about Tristan, I don't know, it's just so wild to me.

And I know a lot of people, you know, stick by a partner who's cheated. And I just personally don't know if I could do that. That's cheated more than once. And also publicly. Publicly. And I feel like my girl, Chloe, who has the biggest heart, deserves so much. And like Kendall said like you've been through so much trauma and Chloe really has been through so much trauma. Yeah. She really hasn't. It was really sad to hear her saying because the question Andy asked Courtney was who handles it the best fame and Courtney said Cam and who's the worst and she said Chloe and Chloe admitted she was like more so recently because like you know it's she kind of like hit her limit of how much she could take. Yeah, of dealing with just like being the punching bag of like. like people make fun of her looks and her body and it's fat and skinny and this and that and

then I can only fucking imagine like I, you know, we'll get a few trolls and like trolls don't understand like how much it can affect your mental health. Trows and understand that there's a human behind like the screen. Yeah. And like even seeing like people tweet things about Chloe like she's a person. She's reading that. Like she'll see it. Yeah.

It's fine if you want to talk shit with your friends behind closed doors, but like these trolls that literally just want to hurt people and take them down is just so wild to see. Without like knowing the person actually. Like nobody does anybody outside of Chloe's circle know her? Like anybody. Well, that's why she posts like the Chloe quotes, which I understand. I love the Chloe quote. Because she says she thinks like react to this kind of shit with kind.

and like hopefully it'll bring out you know good in people and that's really sweet. I legit read Chloe quotes every morning. You do? Because there she reposts really good ones. That's so cute of you. Chloe. I love Chloe. I love that Chloe. When he was like Chloe and she's like

and day. Okay, stay tuned for part two of the Keeping Up with a Kardashian reunion. Now to part two of the KU.W. T-K, it's so hard. No, I literally would not be able to get that. Say it quickly.

K-U. Quickly. No. Keeping up with the Kardashian. Hach-U-W-T-K. K-U-W, yes. I don't know why I'm like K-U-Y-T-K. Okay, part two of the reunion.

First of all, I just want to say that, like, could keeping up be just reunions of, like, us hitting them with the fucking questions and getting answers and, like, living our lives? Honestly, like, I would stay up until 5 a.m. I'm watching the reunion. Are y'all was like, is this going to be an hour and a half? Like, we wanted it to be an hour and a half with commercials. Like, whatever. I need this to be the show.

Like, could this be the Hulu show? Like, just them being asked questions. Like, I just... And, like, being so honest and... Okay, a few important things. Let's just, you know, get it, get it, get it out. Get it out. Get it in.

Get it. Bum, bam, bam. Courtney's RBF, and for those who don't know, which one of them is are y'all looking and be like, resting bitch face. Holy moly. I mean, she has done face yoga. She, like, drinks tea all day, like macha. She needs to loosen up the, she needs to loosen up the jaw, as Trave would maybe tell her. Like, I don't think any of us are aware of, like, what our faces when it's just standing and staring at other people.

speak. But like, yeah, it's... Chris is not a good one. It's like very rigid and very like... Serious. Very serious. Very serious. But the thing is then when she talks, she's like the most smiley of them all. She looks so happy. She's so cute. Like, I just posted you guys. One of you

is at Miramar Resort in Montecito. Here we are probably pronouncing this one wrong too. Mirmur. Mourmer. And Marmer Resort. Meanwhile, like, court jumps on Travis is back, like surprising him from Bach. She's the happiest she's ever been. She's the happiest I've ever seen anybody be ever.

She's like speaking to him. I don't even see him responding, but she's just like smiling speaking to him in this video. She's cracking up. She's the cutest thing. And I'm just like, where was this court? And like, imagine her even looking back thinking like, why haven't I done this sooner? Like, she's been friends with him for so many years. Like, now that she's so happy.

he like isn't it it's like one of those things like where it's like it's right in front of you happened at the right time okay so speaking of cord and travel which like oh my god that video i fucking die is like scott comes out with his platinum hair but no bling no bling but like i don't know his vibe like shirt half button down chest shaved i mean i don't think he's like a hairy guy okay maybe like we're used to hairy guys guys. You're used to hair, guys. Now I'm picturing Yuval's

like fucking body hair. It's like all over your house. Like, shedding like a dog. Sorry. Thank God. Okay. We're moving on. Yeah, okay.

So he comes out. He doesn't look like the, he's not court happy. Let's put it that way. He does get hit with a lot of, I mean, the words substance abuse were repeated like 17,000 times. Younger women. And then, Andy also asked him.

Yeah, infidelity substance abuse. Court said the substance abuse was the bigger deal. She only found about the infidelity later. They were both asked if they think they would have... Did Andy ask if they would have still been together? No. If he would have had another shot with court if he... If the substance abuse wasn't a thing.

Yeah. But they both said, yeah. They both said, yeah. So that's, I think you guys, that's our answer to what her thing is like he's not doing the things he said he was going to do. But is the substance only alcohol is what I want to know? I highly doubt that it's only alcohol. I think it's probably a lot of coke. I feel like it's a lot of mixture of things.

It's a cocktail. It's a cocktail. It's probably not an apparel spritz. Like we're drinking right now. Definitely not an apparel sprit. And he also asked him about the younger girls and he's like, I want to, you know, correct this misconception. I'm not looking for younger girls.

They're looking for me. They're attracted to me because I look. young or some shit, which was cringy. A. F, I feel like he should have said, like, you know, it just happened. Like, obviously I'm, like, really in, like, I really like, I don't know. He was just like, he's like, let me set the record straight. And I was like hoping for a good answer.

And then he's like, I'm not looking for them. They, like, come to me. Yeah. And I'm like, that's like such a shitty. Because they're thirsty props and want to like be associated with the Kardashians. But, and then, uh, Andy also asked. asked Scott if he gives Travis in court his blessing. Very awkward answer because he wasn't like,

oh my God, yeah, he makes her so happy. He was like, do I give, um, I want her to be happy. When you say it like that, then like you're obviously not chipping the relationship. You're more like just giving the politically correct answer of like whatever makes her happy, even if it's this fucking guy. I don't think either of them could chip any relationship that either of them would be in. But then he said, like, quietly, like, I mean, I want to kill him. No, not about Travis.

That was before when Andy asked, like, if it was hard for Scott to see Courtney with other guys. And he was like, no, why? I just want to kill them. And then they, like, alluded to Yun's, which, like, what the fuck did Yunns do? I know that he was, like, a dick. Because I remember she posted some photo with, like, her butt in it. It wasn't even that provocative. And he commented, like, oh, you need that.

You need, like, attention, don't you? When they were dating. Wait, I don't remember this. That's what I commented on the phone. photo. Yeah, like something. And I think they got into like a huge fight about it. So I think he was like very controlling and not good for her. But yeah, there were tension vibes in that question. And even Chloe tweeted today like, oh my God, Kylie's face. Because then Kylie was like, oh my God, we're getting deep or something. And Chloe was like, oh my God, Kylie got so awkward and was laughing. Meanwhile, Courtney was about to cry, which like, we could. really noticed that Courtney was about to cry. It didn't look like that on our end because again, she was just with RBF. The first episode of the reunion part one was very Kim focused. We talked about it. Today was V. Chloe with like thrown in other people. Other people, but it's very

Chloe. I love. No, we love Chloe. And I love the second part. Like I really want to hear about Kim and like how amazing she is. But like we did so too. Part one was just like Kim. Kim. you're amazing go tell us why right yeah and like this was really you're really heard about like real real things real things that they've been through and that poor our poor chloe has been through oh my god you guys chloe has been through it like everything like from growing up telling her she doesn't look like her sisters and basically she was saying like them telling me that i could have another dad that probably someone else is my dad oj or whoever the fuck what wasn't offensive to me because like, oh,

saying I have another dad or like my mom cheated was offensive to me because they were saying it because of my appearance. Yeah, because the subtext is you couldn't possibly be related to these gorgey-borjis.

So you must have another dad. And then she said like she came into the filming like 15 years ago when she was like I was confident. I like loved myself, blah, blah, blah. And she only became insecure after when people were, you know, talking about her appearance so much and and I really hope that like today that wouldn't have

been the case because she did even put out Perez Hilton's name. She was like blogs like Perez Hilton. And even that aside, you know, fucking Lamar and his substance abuse, his heavy substance abuse, his cheating that we found out about later, his mistreating her. And then Tristan who cheated on her twice and then going through all that was in the public. guy giving birth to true while Tristan is sitting there having had cheated on her publicly two days ago it's like my chest is heavy for like everything Coco went through and on so many different levels and she just like wants peace in love with the world but it does feel don't you feel though that she is a little broken down like I feel like it's just like she tries to say above it and

peaceful and kind whatever but like how could you not be broken how could you not how could you not be broken down of years of people commenting horrible stuff about your appearance, getting married, like saving your husband from a brothel, like then being cheated on. Twice. Lamar was like unconscious for months. Like, and she like literally brought him, like she supported him through that whole thing. She's really amazing. Like she's the best person.

But how could you not be broken down? And Kendall said something like, Chloe has been through so much trauma. And Chloe has been through so much trauma And she's such a good person And I really do feel like she just always wants to help people And she's always like Just always trying to be positive and forgiving And like she's just the best

She's really amazing She's really really amazing And they also talked about Jordan Woods And kind of like Why did you forgive Tristan and like not Jordan? She was like basically that Jordan didn't really try to talk to them and that she does forgive her and that it's up to Kylie

to be her friend. And I get it on Kylie's end because Kylie was like, listen, it's kind of like she hurt me. And then Kim tried to jump in and say, listen,

Tristan is a baby daddy, like we kind of had to whereas Jordan isn't. She's like, by Jordan. By Jordan. Basically you could tell that Kim was very like

not, not forgiving of that at all. But there was one thing, I think this is the only thing that may bother me a little bit because Andy, by the way, I think this was like his best work, honestly, he asked them about the fact that people talk a lot about them, like, creating unachievable beauty standards. And Kim was like, no, I just want to say, she got defensive. She was like, I just want to say, people say that, but like, we put in the work, we do the work, we wake up, we work out, blah, blah, then Kendall missed like daughter of an Olympic

athlete, whatever the fuck is like, we do the work. I'm like, Kendall, I literally want to be in the Olympics. Like, she wants to be in the Olympics for horseback riding. What does I have to do with anything? That, like, she is like literally like a very athletic. Right. But she's, but she started working out two days ago at the Pilates. No, that's what I'm trying to say that, like, this was, she's been athletic her entire

life. Like, that is her body. Yeah. That is her body. So, but she's like, we, she's like, if anything were, like, showing that, like, you need to like work to like be healthy some bullshit that's the only thing like where I feel like they could have said they could have started because they are very smart Kim knows how to speak I don't know why she jumped up about that where she like flew body by Mel or whatever the fuck like Mel girl

fit whatever fit girl Mel okay sorry I need to get the handle right um moved her in like built her a gym I don't know she could have said yes like I know that we are very fortunate and very privileged to have personal trainers, personal chefs, and everything we need at fingertips. Help with our kids. Like, everything goes hand in hand. That's so true. But, like, we do work hard, blah, blah.

Because like I said, a million times, not everyone, even if you gave them a personal chef, I could still go to the store by Twinkies, okay? I could have a gym in my house. I could still not go downstairs, you know? Doesn't make it easier a hondo. That's why I do think, like, she should have not jumped up and just said, like, we work really actually could they could have recognized the privilege of having people work for you make for you do for you oh my god like it's like yes you could go to the store and buy twinkies

but like when you have every meal served and it's like portioned out and like yeah like really like they just needed to acknowledge the fact that like they are privileged and also maybe acknowledge the fact that like they also have access to plastic surgeons and like things that will make them Our favorite, Dr. Diamond. But that was the only thing. We didn't need to jump up to that because you have access to so many resources that, like, everybody else doesn't. Well, so Chloe actually admitted because I also get pissed about this for Chloe whenever, like, there's a new highly edited or photoshopped or filtered photo of her. And people are like, what has she done to her face?

I'm like, you guys, it's literally a lot of fucking filters. which, like, she overdoes the filters. She can overdo the photoshopping. But, like, the fact that people think she gets face transplants every day is so ridiculous and people are stupid. So she said the same thing. And then she literally said, I got a nose job, which, like, I never heard any of the Kardashians admit.

And she said, I actually, she said, and then she started saying, like, I got Botox. She's like, oh, I don't really do Botox because it doesn't really, like, agree with me. But, like, I've done injections. So it was a little general. Like, we know, obviously, about the injections. injections in her lips and probably her butt and everything like that. But in terms of plastic surgery, that's the thing. It's a very specific term. It's like, right. It's like rhinoplasty or, you know, a facelift, which I think Chris Jenner got like a facelift on the show. She like gifted her friends also

like a facel. But, but there is a difference between like, oh, she's done tons of plastic surgery. And like BBL, like Kylie maybe didn't do, maybe I don't know if Kylie got a no job, but with injections, you can do so much. Even today you can do no job by injections only, like cheekbones. Like the whole cat lady look that people start having is like injections alone. With injections can achieve the same results as plastic surgery nowadays. Right. And so like obviously saying like she's gotten injections, like we all know that, but it was really refreshing to see her admit it. I wish he went through all of them like he does in the houses. I know like so like what have you gotten? What have you gotten? So let's rest. But I mean, they did say everything was off.

table, but I feel like he could have been like, because he did ask, another thing I cringed, I cringed when Andy asked Chloe something about the weight. He was like, do you feel like you've been treated better by, but no, when you, he said, do you think your family started treating you better once you've lost the weight? That was such a weird question. And Chris immediately. Chris was like, what the fuck. No, that was a weird. He could have said like the public. He could have said like designers. He could have said, but he was like your family. Like, why would your family fucking and treat you different. Yeah.

Such a weird question. The thing is it is kind of a weird balancing act that like I guess Chloe has to do because on one hand it's like, you know, she's preaching for like accepting of all bodies and whatever. But she's fucking worked on her body so hard to be like rock hard. Like she's tiny. She's fucking tiny. She is like ripped.

I think she's like ripped. She's fucking like. Like, no, I would not want to be in a fight with Chloe. Like she is ripped. I know. so Tristan, but are not fucking... No, I really pray that, like, she's so forgiving.

Like, she's so fucking forgiving. And I really pray. I pray for, like, peace and love for her and, like, everything in life. Like, I just want... I really just want Chloe to be happy. And they also, um, talked about Devin and, uh, Kendall. She was like, I want to keep my shit private.

We also were surprised how smart Kendall is. Like, she almost, like, went to the school of Kim Kardashian, like, media training. She's ready to, like, be a lawyer. Yeah. She answers really, really nicely and she sounds like a smart girl. Yeah, Kendall. Kendall definitely had some good answers and I just, I feel like she's very grounded. You do? I do. I think she's, I feel like the whole family is. I feel like the whole family. I think it's very grounded if you take into like consideration like where their heads could be. Right. You know what I mean? Right. Like they could be fucking like so jaded but but they are grounded. Yeah. And at the end of the They really are that really bonded, really tight-knit, really close family that we are all pretending are going off the air, but they're literally coming back on Hulu and five seconds. And like, I'm so excited to see like what that show is going to be because if it's going to be a bunch of like,

I don't know, jokes played on Chris and like car rides to like TP people's houses, I'm not in for it. It's not going to be a fucking prank show, Ariel. That's all they do right now on keeping up. It's like, what, what could we like, we, let's watch UFOs and like, no, that was weird, but let's give it to them because they were also dealing with filming in the middle of a pandemic. Fine. And Chloe was actually seemingly upset that, that E cut out, like a whole montage of her being bullied. She wrote, they removed the montage video package of all the constant criticism and torment I endured over the years. She tagged E. Entertainment should post that.

so people can be reminded about their treatment of me. Honestly. Which is probably the tabloids. They probably had a montage of like the tabloids like Chloe's body. And like she was saying how she was literally always in the background of shit. Designers didn't want to give her clothes. And it's just so fucking sad that, you know, that especially someone she said going into it, she was so confident.

She didn't see herself the way other people did. And it's almost she was talking about herself like as if. And you're like, Chloe's always been beautiful. Yeah, and you're like, Chloe looked great. Chloe wasn't, like, she always fucking looked great. She looked amazing. You know, and like, it's so. Why would people go after her?

But like, if I think about when the show started and where tabloids were, like, this was the thing. This was the thing. It was like, us weekly, like front page. Wade, yeah. And like, what's how? Yeah, it was so wild. So, I mean, we, let's look at the bright side that we are in a little better place. But maybe those kinds of tabloids don't exist, but it still trolls exist.

And people that tweet me. things exist. And listen, you guys know if I can love the Kardashians. So we're going to be tuning into Hulu to see what the fuck is up next. But until then, we'll just watch them, you know, grab it on a repeat. Oh my God. Reunions every day. Thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of Not Skinny but Not Fat. Follow me on Instagram at Not Skinny but Not Fat. Subscribe to the podcast. We don't miss any episodes. Rate the podcast that you love so much on Apple podcast and write a little review. If you tell me you did, I'll give you a big

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