Not Skinny But Not Fat - Leave HB Alone!!

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

Riri is the prettiest pregnant woman the planet and Amina is shutting down the cheating rumors, Hailey Bieber can't and shouldn't have to take it anymore from Jelenators, and Johnny Depp goes to court with Amber Heard. Arielle and I explain it all!! Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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be saying here like what an honor I never thought this would happen. Oh my god. This is crazy. Oh, like I said to Kim. Oh, I get it. Um, okay, you guys, but I know it's been Kardashian heavy lately, but there's so much other celebrity news going out in the world. So we definitely want to talk about that shit. Even though, even though, I mean, I could talk about the Kardashians. No, I know. But this is not, but we have other shit to talk about, babe. And you could talk about the Kardashians all day because they bring so much news and headlines and like other celebs are fucking slacking. I know. Like the headlines have not stopped. Press it up. Press it up other celebs. Okay. So the most recent thing that I wanted to talk about is obviously, first of all, I feel like there's

some people that are new to my account that don't get, obviously not all people get my sarcasm, but that don't get that I am a Haley Bieber stand because a lot of times I'll post her because she's so perfect and be like, okay, just like stand there and look perfect. And I think I'm like hating. But it's actually that I, you know, pray to her, you know, religion. Yeah. We join the HB religion. We join the HB religion and like I just, she stands, she goes to all of Justin's shows, obviously decked out head to toe, like style to the max, tailored to the max. By the way, I got a feeling of what that feels like when I, you know, had a stylist to be styled and tailored. Like, okay, so I was brought good American jeans that I fucking loved to wear to the Kim interview.

And because I have a big butt and, like, my waist is smaller because I am a Kardashian. We got them tailored to fit exactly. I didn't know would then run me $200, by the way. The jeans are $200. The fucking tailoring. No, stop. No, I fucking swear. Oh, my God.

No, I don't even know. Wait, I don't think the jeans are $200. No, the tailoring. That's what, but I don't, I'm saying that you're not even paying $200 for the jeans. I can think about this right now because the bill has been invoiced. You know what I mean? But isn't it so funny that I'm like. No, but the tailoring made the jeans fit you to like.

I know perfectly. But remember how we always used to be about Haley? Like, oh, like, you know, how is, how does it fit her to a tea? Because it's tailoring. You guys. Oh my God. Tailoring. So we need to tailor all of our clothes.

No, we don't because it's out. To a tea. Like, literally. Even like, you know, the suit I wore on the red carpet. Yeah. So it looked really good when the blazer was closed. But if you opened the blazer, you'd see that it was like low, like, I didn't tailor it because, like, I knew I wouldn't open my jacket.

Yeah. But anyway, $200. So next time I get a stylist and they're like, do you want to tailor this just a bit? I'll be like, show me the cost ahead of fucking time. Okay, so obviously she's perfect. And I remember I used to worship her street style, Haley Beavers. And I think the only reason it looked like I was maybe flipping on that is when I was like, Amanda, you worship her street style.

You're like, oh my God, I wish I dressed like that. And I think it just came to a point for me where I realized like I can't dress like that because I don't have a, you know, style I may live with me. Or she's not her stylist anymore, but not live with her, but literally have outfits decked out every day from the earring to the inklet. You think even when she walks around Hollywood, like you've seen in Los Angeles, styled, boom. Siled.

Oh, my God. She has good style, so I'm sure she has input, but styled tailored to the fucking max. So I think when I realized that epiphany is when I stepped back a little, being like, oh, my God, he's so perfect every day. Because it's just, like, unrealistic for most people. So it's like, let's accept it and move on. Yeah.

So anyway, Justin is obviously doing his purpose tour and he's, you know, committed to the baby zip-ups, which we know. He's also added gloves and like kind of like, kind of like Kim Kay, Sunny's. I don't, right now she's hotter than him. Yeah. But like, I wonder, like, you know how I like to think about weird things sometimes. So, like, what I'm thinking of is like, how did the baby zip up come about? I mean, it's Valencia. I mean, it's Balenciaga.

But, like, still, like, there's so many other Balenciaga things that are not baby Zupups. I know. So why that specifically? Why that specifically? But then he's doing the whole look, like he's doing tight pants. A lot of people are actually saying it's Harry Styles inspired, but I don't really think it is because Harry Styles is more like hippie, like, flare pants. Justin is like, remember I zoomed in because it was so tight in his package.

Even though we couldn't really see it there, he might be a grower, not a shower. But we all have seen his depicts that even his dad was proud of. a few years ago. And if you haven't, Google them. I'm going to be the one Googling them. I mean,

it was a beautiful day. Wait, stop. Yeah. Oh, my God. I have to Google right now. Like tan. I don't want to talk about it. Tan.

You think they fake tan the D? No, I think it's real tan with him. Oh, my. Oh, because he might, he might tan nude. I don't totally J-B.

Yeah. I need to Google it again. But I've Googled it before. He was like on some beach. Oh, I'm remembering this. Yeah, yeah. He was paparazzied naked. And his dad was like proud of you boy.

It's like such a weird family. Maybe it's something to be proud of. Anyway, right now I feel like Haley's just, I mean, Joseph Bieber is universally obviously good looking and hot, but the baby zip up, the tight pants, and the platform, you know, it looks like feel issues, even though they're probably also Balenciaga, isn't exactly working for me,

but they're so in love, they're so cute, and she's looking fucking amazing. And it was literally, I think the day that I posted her in one of her fits to his show being like, oh my God, she's so bad. She's so this. I saw that she did a TikTok that was like, leave me alone. Leave me alone. It's been enough time. Leave me alone. I can't like all the, like every time I post something, you guys are in my comments like, leave me alone. And it's so obvious. And it goes without saying that she's talking to Selena fans, more specifically Jalina fans that won't leave her alone. This is insane. It's so crazy to. To think.

think that people are still hung up on this. Like, why? Why? Why? Like, you can be a fan of a person, but not like care about their personal lives to this extent. Like, leave HBO alone. It's not her problem that J.B. and her are together. Like, they fell in love. Like, do you remember when they went to the, to the med and people were screaming Selena? Yeah. How awful is that? Like, I wouldn't make it. Like, I really, no, I really wouldn't be able to handle that. I wouldn't leave the house. That's why I think he shows her so much public love. Yeah. Because he knows how much she's dealing with and he really wants to protect her because he

probably feels like it's his fault. Like he brought this on her. Yeah. But I think that people are obsessed with this Jalina thing. And it's like the people, okay, they were together like 10 years ago. They did it when they were two years old. So like they were together like 10 years ago. So Jalina fans are like my age. So you're really going to like, no, I don't know. I'm like assuming. So you're really going to come for this little angel, HB, who did so good for Justin. Like she's so good for him. He cleaned up his shit. He's doing well. He's thriving. She's there for him. She supports him. So if you really love Justin, then like be happy that he's happy. Let Selena move on. You know, she's doing your own thing. She has her own career. Like,

you don't need to worry about this. She also doesn't need to be like this doesn't need to be thrown in her face every day. Like, she doesn't need to remember like Jalina, Jalina, Jalina, Jalina. Like, I'm sure Selena doesn't like that either. But do you think that she should publicly come out and stop her fans? Or do you think she just doesn't want to be connected with it at all? I feel like at this point, it's too late. I feel like maybe in the beginning when all of this happened, she should have come out and probably been like, I think she did a few times. She did that. I think she did a few times. So if she did that fine, but like at this point, like there's no reason to say anything. It's literally history. It's literally history, but doesn't it feel so bad that Haley needed to make a TikTok, which I think

She'll probably be dealing with this like forever. But that's why I really think that like, I mean, I feel her a lot of times when you get negative feedback, your first thing to want to do is post about it, share about it. I totally get wanting, when you get negative shit, you just want to scream. You want to come on, open your Instagram, open your TikTok, be like, stop it. Leave me alone. Like, you know, this is fucked up. And then you have a lot of people come to your.

support. You have a lot of people. But I just do believe in this line that I don't know if I made up before or I saw it somewhere. It's that negativity fuels negativity at the end of the day. So even if you know, you pose something like somebody said something mean to you and you're like, oh my God, look how mean this person is. Yeah. So many people will make you feel better and make you feel loved and supported. It's not going to stop the mean people. They might feel like, oh, great, we're getting to her. And second of all, yeah. And their mission was accomplished. Because at the end of the day the mean people are doing it to be mean. Yeah.

And the mean people are doing it to get a rise out of you. So it just feels counterproductive. Not that I blame Haley for posting it. I totally get the instinct and the gut feeling that fucking you do it because it's screaming from inside of you to say, no, you want to tell them that it hurts your feelings. You want to tell them that enough is enough? But she did it like so calmly. You know what I mean?

Like she just literally suddenly get alone. The thing. No, it won't stop the haters. It won't stop the hitters. That's the thing. Will the Jalina fans be like, oh. She sets up no, and that's what sucks about it. Like, you have your powerless in front of the trolls in front of the haters.

So she needs to just like realize her beauty, realize her grace, and fucking ignore them as hard as it fucking is. And that's why her comments are off on Instagram. And I don't know why her comments are not off on TikTok, but I guess not. Can you have comments off on TikTok? I think so. Speaking of Selena, Selena actually just went on Good Morning America. and she talked a lot about her mental health and said that she's happier than ever

and also said that she stayed off social media for four and a half years and that is one of the things that really, really helped her mental health and now everyone's going to wonder, wait, so how is she posting these, you know, bad lip-syncing TikToks? And I'll tell you how she says it when

she wants to post something, she will ask her friend for their phone and post it. So she doesn't have social media on her phone. That's what she says for four and a half years. And it helps her because, and obviously, despite of that, she remains one of the most followed celebrities on Instagram. She has 310 million followers. You know, Kim just got to 300 million.

So that is fucking a lot. But she says that it changed her life, that she's not going to change her mind anytime soon. She's happier. She's more present. She connects more with people. But the only thing here is, like, I understand what she's saying. She deleted all the apps from her phone because she was always looking.

But the same time, like, she's on TikTok and on Instagram. Well, I think she posts from friends' phone. So the whole thing is just not having the apps and not looking. I mean, I get that works for you. I mean, if you can do that, I get that that's like, I mean, because she's probably with friends all the time. So, like, posting is not a big deal. And then she doesn't have to look at it, not like, likes, comments, anything. Yeah.

But at the same time, it's like you run a business, most of your business is because of all your fans on social media. Do you get what I mean? Yeah. So it's kind of like, okay, for example, Jennifer Lawrence, right? Jennifer Lawrence doesn't have social media. But Jennifer Lawrence is an actress. She's not promoting products. Yeah.

And she doesn't need fan interaction. She's making movies and whatever. Right. I think with somebody like Selena Gomez is like, this is your, a tool for you to do it. So obviously stay off your mental health, but it's just a weird thing where she doesn't want to be on it yet she kind of quote unquote has to be on it. No, she has to be on it because if you're, you have a business and you have a product, like now you really like most PR is done through social media.

Yeah, but I think that she doesn't need to because she has 310 million followers. Also true. And she, you know, has so many people that love rare beauty and, you know, her music and her acting. And so she doesn't need to. And it works for her. So that is great for her. I don't think that we need the TikToks of her lip syncing to like. So her last TikTok, I, you know, was, I was like, wait, is this in response to HB's TikTok?

Because it was a lip syncing. She loves lip syncing videos. So it was like just lip syncing to like, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. So I was like, is that in response to HB? It's deaf a response.

No, I don't think it is. are real. So why would she lip sync? I don't care. Does that make sense? She lip sinks. She'll literally lip sync anything. She'll lip sync like, can I get a drink of water? But it's conveniently posted right after. You think she would, though, you think she would publicly kind of condone hate towards another woman? No, I feel like she's saying, I don't care anymore. Oh, about like just that. Yeah. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Yeah. That could be it. Not that she doesn't care about like HBA that she doesn't care. So like leave the situation alone. That's true. That's true. That could be it. Okay, you guys, this is pretty intimate, but I'm going to tell you the razor that

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vogue interview where she was like I'm dressing like this to show people like why do you hide your body during pregnancy it's such a beautiful time you're creating life like we shouldn't be you know layering and bagging it up. Like, no, show that pregnant body off. I think that she was making it sound like she feels better about her body pregnant because of what it's doing and everything than not pregnant, which I find really inspiring. But it's so true. Like watching her, like in her confidence, you're like, I want to be that confident.

Yeah. Pregnant. No, she has the best pregnancy style. The best. I've ever seen. Every time she gets paparazzied, it's like, from the start, I'm like, oh, like, like oh I can't can you finish my sentence no that she's just glorious like I get wowed all over again every time every look is amazing and it really does feel like although we can try we will

us bitches will never come close but of course you can't be on top without shit circulating so there was a rumor buzzing that Rihanna and ASAP Rocky split because he cheated on her the story was that Rihanna broke up with him after she caught him cheating with shoe designer Amina Muadi Muadi does have a connection to Riri she's a shoe designer from

Rihanna's Fenty brand I don't know where this rumor started I reposted it with the disclaimer that like obviously I hope this isn't true but like you know where there's smoke there's fire so like did it come out of fucking nowhere but you always say where there's smoke there's fire when it's like on multiple channels

and it wasn't like, was it on a, oh, it was on page six in TMZ? No, there was, like, there was a designer that posted about it first, that tweeted about it. So that's where it started because it wasn't like a random person. But TMZ just confirmed that source says the cheating breakup rumors are untrue. So we are happy to hear that. It's apparently 100% false on both counts. and added one million percent not true. They're fine.

Sour says. Who's the source? Consider the source, as Alec Baldwin would say. But also, Amina, at the same time that this was circulating, Amina reposted recent pics of Rihanna out in about in West Hollywood. And that would have been an odd move if she were cheating with ASAP. Like, I mean, listen, I will choose to not believe this. So let's wish them well.

Let them have their baby in peace. And she just seems so happy, so glowing, so amazing. I love her vibe in the Vogue interview. She was saying how, even though I did a gender reveal, it was out of character for me. She was saying, like, I don't want gender reveal. Like, tell me what it is. Like, fuck that shit. She was like, I don't want frills.

She's like for her engagement party. She said she wants people to get, like, fucked up for her. Sorry, for a baby shower. Yeah. She wants people crawling out. Yeah, yeah. She's such a fucking vying. Wow.

And like, I love that when you ask her about her music, she's just like, leave me alone. Like, I'll do it when I'll do it. Like, although we want. you music. It's still like, she's like, whatever. I love her. I know. She's literally just living life. You know what I mean? Living life. Living life. Okay, so there's an update in the re-re-a-sab cheating scandal with true designer. Amina Maoudi, she posted a story saying, I've always believed that an unfounded lie spread on social media doesn't deserve any response or clarification, especially one that is so vile. I initially assumed that this fake gossip fabricated.

with such malicious intent would not be taking seriously. However, in the last 24 hours, I've been reminded that we live in a society that is so quick to speak on topics, regardless of factual basis and that nothing is off limits, not even during what should be one of the most beautiful and celebrated times in one's life, aka Rearie's pregnancy.

Therefore, I have to speak up as this is not only directed towards me, but is related to people I have great amount of respect and affection for. While Rie is continuing to live for serene best-dress pregnancy, life and I go back to my business. I wish everyone a beautiful Easter weekend. I feel like that was so well written, so gracious, so on point. And I believe her. And I believe it. And positive vibes only. Ria Nesap forever. Love only. Push. Okay. Another crazy thing that's going on right now. I don't know how much you guys are aware of this. But Amber heard and Johnny Depp are at court.

So Johnny Depp is suing Amber Hurd for $50 million for defamation based on the 2018 op-ed. She wrote the Washington Post. She called herself a survivor of domestic abuse. So Johnny decided to sue her for that

because he's saying that's not true and that's defamation. $50 million. Then Heard, Amber is counters suing him for $100 million for defamation because his lawyer called those allegations a hoax.

a hoax. So this is going on. They're like character witnesses coming in. Like it is a wild trial that I wish I could watch. A lot of people are saying that Johnny is the sweetest thing. Whatever, whatever. A lot of witnesses are admitting, you know, Johnny has a real, had a real, I don't know where he is right now.

Isn't there video? Weren't there the videos that Amber put out? There was a video, yeah. Yeah. But I don't know if you see him touching her, right? But you see some, like you see like, you see like screaming. screaming and apparently they had a very tumultuous relationship and a lot of the witnesses also said that it was kind of mutual but even Amber's assistant said that she never saw anything any violence

from Johnny and they asked her what like but you're wearing around all the time she said that she would have seen the damage even if she wasn't present she also described Johnny as being peaceful kind and quiet which I remember his ex like I think Winona Ryder one of his exes also said that about him the assistant also said that about him the assistant also said that Amber was prone to fits of rage and verbal abuse and she would actually get abusive texts from Johnny. But also Johnny

was quoted saying things like he hoped Amber Hurd's rotting corpse is decomposing in a trunk of a Honda Civic. Oh my God. Johnny Depp also shows video of Amber Hurd cheating with Elon Musk and James Franco. So this

trial is fucking wild. They also brought up a text from 2014 which Amber Hurd wrote to Johnny, stop booze, stop pills, stop Coke. So she claims that she was a victim of abuse on at least 14 instances, many of which occurred when he was drunk or high. So the reason he's suing her is because he's saying that he suffered irreparable damage to his career and family. You know, obviously that's true, right?

Like these allegations came out. It's like, you know, probably nobody wants to work with him. And it stained his reputation. So people, some people are saying it's a lie. Obviously, we want to stand by Amber who says that she was abused by Johnny. Listen, at the end of the day, whether he abused her exactly the way she's saying or not the way he's saying, they obviously had a really toxic fucked up relationship. You know what I mean?

Yeah. But I wonder how this lawsuit will end. Like, how do you even decide in a court of law based on character witnesses? is like, okay, some people, you know, are his friends. Some people are her friend. And of course, they're going to bring the people that are in support of one or the other. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

It's hard. I don't know. It's hard. And also we're talking here like so much money. Imagine they're like, okay. And court goes to, you know, Johnny, Amber, pay up 100 mil. Like, is that what? So let's keep our eyes on this trial because it is, it is wild.

Do you guys know? So in the talk of, you know, all the shit that I fucking did last week, you know, we love to say, we love to say like, nah, Ben, we're a girl with a small following. Which, like, I love the joke. It's cool. It's cute. Not new people don't get and it's fine. I love it.

We have our own thing. So everyone's like, you know, you should have Emrata on or you should, which like I'd love to, by the way. You'd love to have it out there. Yeah. Okay. I want to, you know what? I would tell her face to face, like, what I meant with excuse.

a docketot. Let's laugh about it. Like, do you think she'd laugh about it? I'm not sure. I'm not sure either. I don't know. But like, you know, she said things. I said things. I said things. You know what I mean? Let's hash it out. Let's just talk, babe. So I didn't realize she has a skin care line called loops. I looked more into it. And apparently it's not exactly her skin care line. she joined an existing brand in 2020 as creative director. But on their Instagram, it says that it's hers. So listen, what do you think of celebrity skin care lines? Because Haley Bieber, so many people are excited for hers road.

I mean, to be honest. Are you going to buy it? I am too. And you know what I think is genius that the picture. And it took her four and a half years. No. Well, yeah, that too. But the picture is a donut.

and it's so true because like her skin is always like glaced like a donut, shining, glazed like a donut and I will be influenced. I will. You will. I will. Because apparently it's going to be affordable like under $30. Stop. But it's just, it's just crazy how it became like celibb skincare.

Like you don't even know how everybody is coming out with the skincare line. Like everybody's coming out with the skincare line or a makeup line. Like there is Gwen Stefani has a makeup line now. Did you know that Halsey has a makeup line now? a makeup line. Like there are so many celeb makeup lines. And I think they don't constantly push them because that would be annoying. So you like kind of forget. But like Halsey has one. Apparently it's good. Gwen Stefani. Addison Ray. I mean the Addison Ray. Everyone has a makeup line. And it's like we can, I feel like at this point, we can be more creative. Should I come out of the makeup line?

No, Amanda. Never in my way. Absolutely not. I'll call it like like maybe a bronzer line because you have the same bronzer for like 30 years. I don't know if that's like, no, you guys, wait, hold on. 2011. How many years is that? Same bronzer for 11 years? No, you guys aren't going to, oh my God, you guys are literally like, there are germs, like your face is decomposing.

No, but like this is a true story. Amanda uses the same. Kiko, Kiko, I bought it in Germany in 2011. 11 years ago. Don't tell me to throw it out because I fucking love it. And they don't make it anymore. Oh my God, 2011. Amanda, I remember.

using it like nine years ago you still have it you're still using it it it's not like i have another bronzer you guys fathom this comprehend this are you understanding it's honestly insane but like what a great product that it literally never runs out i know but then that's not really smart like make it smaller that's true because you don't have to buy it ever yeah you never have to replace yeah april is earth month and that means that a lot of of us are giving a little extra thought to how we treat our planet. I know that everybody in their mind wants to help out, but it's hard to know where to start with huge problems like climate change and pollution. It feels overwhelming and you don't see a way you can make an impact. So start small,

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Noah was about three months, I've been getting KiwiCo crates because I literally didn't know what, you know, toys were right for whatever stage he was at and in his age or in his development. And KiwiCo made it So easy. I would get a crate. It would come with different toys. There would be a little theme for each one. It would be like, sit with me or discover or shapes or whatever it is. And I knew that the quality was the best. And I knew that it was backed by research and by a team of professionals that chose what goes into this box. And there was a little magazine that explained the theme of this box and also a little card for each toy explaining how your child should. to use it. And I just found out so freaking helpful. And I still get it for Noah. And they're literally available for all ages. So we're almost coming into spring now. And if you aren't already subscribed to KiwiCo, you should gift yourself and your kid that step into spring and celebrate the season of discovery with a KiwiCo subscription. And they're also giving my audience 30% off your first month plus free shipping on any crate line. The code is not skinny.

30 at kiwiCo.com. That's 30% off your first month at KiwiCo.k.com. The promo code is not skinny 30. Did you hear that fans are saying that Kim photoshopped Pete's face and the picture she posted of them from John and Vinnie's?

No, I haven't heard, but it's a real picture. But look, no, I know. That's what I was telling people. I was like, I know they went to John and Vinny's and they were like, no, Amanda. We mean his nose. So like, look at his nose here. Okay. And then I'll show you like another side picture of him. Pete Davidson profile.

What she photoshopped his nose? I don't think she did. Why would she care? I'm telling you what fans are saying. I still, whenever I look him up, I can't believe he's 28. Give me. Right, you guys? Wait, hold on. There's a side by side. Okay. What are you thinking? I think that maybe like the picture is like not that clear. Maybe no, there's no way. The what? That the nose is Photoshop. Yeah. Why would she Photoshop his nose? I don't think so.

Unless like it just didn't come out good, but like I really... It's a pretty grainy pick. That's what I'm saying. It's not that clear. Yeah. Okay. But then there was another funny thing that do you remember with the Kardashians in Photoshop? See, said I wouldn't talk about them today, but you know...

Here we are. Here we are. Remember when Chloe posted a photo of true? So, Chloe Kardashian appears to confirm rumors that she photoshopped daughter True's Disneyland picks. So it was just True's fourth birthday, as we know, the day that I actually,

the episode with Kim came out and Chloe commented like it's a big day. It's first birthday in the podcast. I'm just obsessed with Coco. So she put up that they were at Disneyland and she wrote True's first time at Disneyland. Okay. But there was a post of True

on Kim Kardashian's page at Disneyland. Hold on. So Kim posted on Nears Eve, a picture of Chicago and True together at Disneyland. Okay. Okay. But it was Photoshopped. It was actually stormy, I think.

Oh my God. Oh, my God. So Chloe, why do you think that happened? No, I know. I should have asked that at the fucking interview. Why? So Chloe admitted to making a mistake when one user tweeted out a screenshot of the post and wrote the people have questions. She wrote, well, if I fucked this one up, Chloe wrote on Twitter before changing.

the subject to our family's new Hulu series. And then she said, anyway, let's focus on something else. Our show airs in a few days. So she fucked up, meaning, is she saying she fucked up? It wasn't True's first time. And True was photoshopped on two?

I think it is. Maybe Kylie didn't want Stormy in that picture, so they were like, put True. Right. That's what it was. But I think Chloe is saying, like, she fucked up the caption. because they might still be pretending that True was there. No, I think I fucked this one up like I gave it away.

I'm confirming the rumors. Because she said she wouldn't fuck it up. You know what I'm saying? But the question is why, why, oh, why? Well, it's definitely a Kylie thing. I feel like maybe Kylie didn't want Stormy or like something. And then they Photoshop True, which is so wild. It's so crazy.

No, that I should have fucking asked. They took a picture and wanted to post. So they literally photoshop. No, so it's probably like, probably like the way I'm like, are you like, are you like, I don't really love the way I look here? So it was like, like Kylie re, stormy being like, no, like stormy, you know, she was having some, you know, eye redness that day or whatever. I don't know.

With eye redness. She was having nine fiction. So, and they were like, pop and true. Literally. Popper, right. No, I can't. Dying. Do you think they have a team to like design?

Stop with the teams. They have teams to design, but like they decide what they want to post. No, yeah, of course, of course. Now you guys finally realize this. I feel like when you heard Kim on my podcast and I was telling her how in awe I was when she started following me. And then she was like, well, I followed you from my FinCDA before. Just goes to show you guys what I've been telling you for so long that celebs are just like us. They are on their phones.

They want to see what's up. They are scrolling Instagram just like you. So, like, if you think, like, their assistant is posting for them or their assistant, no, they're on their fucking phones on the way to meetings, in their bed, like all the time, just like you. So they know what's up. They know what's happening. And they have Benz says. And they have Benz's Snoopy looping.

They're snooping around. And no, did I die? No, I can't with the way that you, like, lifted your legs and, like, crossed them. It was so freaking cute. But I died. Like, I was like, oh, my God. And then she was like, I wanted on my real feed. I needed you on my real feed.

real feed. And I was like, okay, bye. Can't get in the interview now. Okay. Now I'll shut up about it. You guys. Give me a couple more weeks. I'll calm the fuck down and come right back down to Earth. Okay. So it's about damn time that Lizzo drops a new single. And it's called About Damn Time. Her new album special is set for release July 15th. I fucking love Lizzo. So I am super excited for this. Are you? Yeah. Great. Are you? I saw Lizzo at Citizens' Concert. And she was so good. Yeah. Loved her. Loved her. Loved her.

Also, Billy Elish, who we love, is guest starring on special The Simpsons short. It's going to be called when Billy met Lisa. Isn't that cute? It's going to be streaming April 22nd only on Disney Plus. Disney Plus, Hulu. They're all bringing it. Love Billy. I loved seeing her at the at the Grammys performing with.

with Phineas. Oh, wait. Was that the Oz? No, that was Grammys. Grammys. Oscars? Maybe Oscars. Oscars?

I think it might be an Oscars. But her and Phineas just have like such chemistry. The way they like look at each other when they sing, it's just like, I'm just like, what a talented. I know. Group of siblings.

Group of siblings. What talented siblings. I know. They're so great together. And she, I feel like, just brings it. You know what I mean? and she brings it for her fans. She's always trying to give 100%.

She jumps when her fucking, you know, kneecaps are broken. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Wait, now I need to see. Live from the Billy Elish performed at the Oscars with her brother. And I love her. I just feel like she's so authentically her. And you don't see that a lot in Hollywood.

Like people that are just themselves. They're not taking from anybody else. They're not trying to be anybody else. She's just who she is. And I think probably a huge part of that is the fact that she gets to do it with her family and is kept grounded and lives in her family's home, you know. I don't know if she moved. She did.

I think she moved with Phineas. I think she lives with Phineas. And his girlfriend? Yeah. No, I'm almost 90% sure that she lives with Phineas and his girlfriend. I think now fiancé. Oh, my God. Okay.

Are you going to die? No, he's, they're engaged. Don't quote me. Would I ever quote you, I feel like, do you think I'd quote, I feel like? First of all, his girlfriend is like three years old, Claudia Saluski. Are they engaged? Which like she, no. For sure not?

For sure not. Oh, okay. I'm so sorry, you guys. I'm so sorry this isn't like, you know, literally. Literally, if there's an article, Billy Highlish's brother, Phineas has no plan. of getting engaged. Like that's the first article that comes up.

My bad. But you know what wishful thinking. Exactly. She does look a little like Billy though. She does and she's, I mean, she seems like gorgeing. Yeah.

There's a new movie. Everybody sat down for this. Starring M.G., Megan Fox. Pete Davidson. Oh, Becky G. Whoa. Dove Cameron.

And more. Maud's son is also in it. If you guys remember, Mod son. I mean, not remember. He's engaged to Averlevine. Whitney Cummings

Literally the whole fucking world The movie is going to be called Good Morning M-O-U R so you guys get it It's going to be released on May 20th What the fuck

What is this movie about? I don't know Is this like I don't know What is this movie Like we have to watch it No we have to watch it Are you kidding

No I need to see what it's about It's a comedy It's a comedy Of course it's a freaking comedy What do you think it was going to be? Oh, build as a stoner comedy. Oh, shit. It's a,

okay, so it's directed by MGK and Madsun. It's their movie. Oh. Build is a stoner comedy. Good morning. Stars Baker and Son with a cameo for Megan Fox. Baker plays movie star.

It plays a movie star. I love when people, you know what I mean? Put themselves right in their role. Anyway, it's compounded by tape. Oh, you love when people cast themselves as a director. Yeah. They're always casting themselves.

Yeah, they're casting themselves. You ain't going to fucking cast me? I'll make a movie and cast me. But it's genius. A genius. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, why not?

Why not? Anyway, there was also that video of Megan Fox with Machine Gun Kelly circulating when she, they were at some event. And in the video, you could see her, him trying to kind of like, you know, get PDAE. Have a moment. She wasn't into it. She wasn't into it. People were like, you know, troubling paradise.

and it kind of annoyed me because, like, first of all, the movie was good. Then, goodbye to me. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. I mean, we were just talking about a movie, so I do get it.

I do get it. It's like Amanda. Amanda. So the movie was great. No. So, okay, when the HB, we're coming back around, you guys. So stay with us. We're coming back around.

So HB's, leave me alone. leave me alone, leave me alone. When I heard it, I'm not a big TikTok gal, but I had a feeling that audio is going to go viral. And then it was actually funny page six actually slapped that audio on the video of Megan and Colson, where he's trying to get up on her and she's not into it. And it's funny because it's like, you see her kind of snub him and she's, and it's like, leave me alone, leave me alone. But I will say, I don't think that means there's trouble in paradise. I think that if you saw me walking with Huss down the street. I'm probably yelling at him

67% of the time about like not putting Noah, you know, not putting the water where it is or why are you not opening? Like, what do you think people look like? Like you think you know, every couple. Or maybe she wasn't feeling it. She was having a moment to

herself and she didn't want to be like, that's exactly what I'm saying. And like, we're so used to seeing like J.B. and H.B. on the red carpet him whispering. I love you. Literally. This isn't exaggerating. Like a romance. Must you could say it at home. Like if you're doing it on the carpet, you're doing it on the carpet.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, he knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. Yes. So, you know what? I appreciate a moment of realness, a moment to feel like,

okay, let me not feel bad about myself that I'm not like the cutest, most in love couple that ever, you know, existed. And that, you know what, Megan might not want his tongue on her tongue at all times. She might not want to breathe his CO2 at all fucking times.

You know what I mean? And, like, the fact that you can get judged by, like, that moment is crazy. It's crazy that people would judge that. Like, it's crazy that people wouldn't understand that people have their moments. Yeah. Everybody has their moments. So she's allowed to. She just happens to be at an event.

What if he smoked a cigarette before? And she didn't want the breath. Yeah. His breath probably smelled. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. All the reasons.

There's so many reasons. Maybe she was on her period. She was moody. Exactly. Maybe he annoyed her in the car. Maybe somebody else annoyed her. Keep going. Maybe somebody else annoyed her.

her. Yeah. All of the things. Wait, are there more? No. Oh, okay. I think there are enough reasons to say, leave them alone. That's what HB is saying. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave HB alone. And leave me a review. If you enjoy this podcast. What a great segue. No, because you know what it is? What? These bitches listen to the podcast. And you know how there's that saying of like, let's say, okay, that's going to be hard to explain. So there's a proverb or something. Don't ask me what a proverb is where a bunch of people are looking at their window and they see somebody was hurt. And every person assumes that the next person is going to call for help. Okay. So nobody calls for help. So what are you trying to say here? I'm saying that when I say

ready and review the podcast, all of you are like, oh, we love it. But like other people were ready and review it. No. You got to do it. Do you get it? I get it. I get it. I get it. Like, don't think like, oh, I don't need to do it. Everyone else would do it. No. It's a democracy. Everybody does it. No, my God. Anyway, fuck everyone. I love you. See you next Tuesday. Thanks, Ari. Bye. Thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of Not Skinny but Not Fat. Follow me on Instagram at Not Skinny but Not Fat. Subscribe to the podcast. We don't miss any episodes.

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