Not Skinny But Not Fat - Mercury in Retrograde

Episode Date: April 30, 2019

Amanda and Arielle reflect on Amanda's rough week. Plus with Coachella coming up, the ladies discuss jomo and give updates on the Kardashians, Vanderpump and Bachelor Nation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Not Skinny but Not Fat and I'm your host, Amanda, here to bring you the latest in all pop culture news, celebrity gossip, anything happening right now in Hollywood that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is Not Skinny but Not Fat. Hello, hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another week of the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. Podcast. I'm saying it normal. I'm your host, Amanda from the Not Skinny but Not Fat Instagram account here with my sister-a-areel. I'm just nodding today. Oh, you're not going to speak today?

No, no, I am. I'm nodding. You're afraid to say your name for me to make fun of you? No, you said it nicer. Oh, Ariel. Yeah. Ariel. Ariela.

We are produced by the Podglomerate. Make sure to go check out their shows at the Pugglomerate.com. Dude, it's been a week. Oh, my God. It's been a week. No, but let me tell you, it's been a week for me. No, I know. Babe, everyone knows.

Like, I've become this, like, oversharer, which, like, I don't care. But, like, on my Instagram, like, I just, like, I know this will sound really, like, I'm sure other people say this and it might be a little cliche and whatever. But you can't only share, like, the good moments. Not that my moments are, like, Coachella and stuff. Like, I definitely live a normal life and, like, post normal shit. But I also post when I'm, like, having the worst week ever and crying every day. And, like, it might look like.

like here's a selfie of me crying but like I'm actually just like being honest like you know I've cried all week you have you've had a really tough week I have a tough week I've like but it's it's like I could cry at everything from like this is that's this is us which makes sense to cry at right yeah I sob every episode everyone does but then to the like if like Ariel's like hey what's up I'm like oh I did yeah like literally everything and I wasn't even PMSing and no I'm not pregnant but then I put it up and it just like not that it's like misery like company, but to see how many other people were like, oh, MGM, me too. Mercury, a retrograde, right?

Mercury's in retrograde or retrograde? Retro gate. Retro grade. Oh, no. Retro gade. Want to bet? Mercury. Retro gade.

Retrograde. You were right. So I don't know what it means, but people were like, it must be that because we're all feeling it. people were like oh my god this week i don't know what's happened to me i was crying like uncontrollably oh my god oh my god oh my god so either we're just like all together in this like batched crazy female stuff or it's like some sort of like hormonal telepathy like the way you and i get our periods together right maybe it's this like trans universal i'm like maybe it might be that maybe we're all

in the nsbnf connected right exactly and also it just might be that Mercury is in retrograde. I mean, I don't have the patience to read all this astrological shit, but if there's something truly believe it. No, I know. But I'm saying, if people are saying like it might be a thing, then I could be like, okay, it might be the universe and not me. Right.

But you did have a tough week and then you kind of got food poisoning. I know. And then, no, but listen to this. So then I had a tough week, cried every day, was waiting for the weekend on Thursday. I'm like to my husband, we're ordering Thursday. And he was like, no. like who I don't want sushi and I was like one time we're gonna get what I want then what happens I But you kind of like you found this new sushi spot and then like you've kind of overloaded on this sushi

I might have overloaded like when I I've also talked about this on my Instagram before like when I find something that I like to eat even if it's homemade or out I'll like go fucking pig on it I know I remember like we did what make like the healthy pancakes oh my god I thought you were going to say the spaghetti squash because I'm going to vomit Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The Kristen Cavaleri, like, the pancakes. You made it for, like, a month straight, like, every day. I kind of miss it, but you know that I didn't get sick of it? Because it's not, like, a meat or I guess, like, fish or anything, you, like, how can you get sick of pancakes?

No, you can't. So, let's make them again. No, I'm done. So just for people that want to know, I don't remember the whole recipe, it's from Kristen Cavaleri's true roots, which I bought, and I only made that. Wait, you want? Oh, I don't bought it for me. I did.

We were just talking about it today. You're like, when do you buy me things? I'm like every other week. You know, because when was the last time you got something? For you? No. For me? Yeah.

Oh, Raybans. Yeah. So it's like a month, a month away. No, so I'll tell you guys what happened today. So we go to Zara. We're like, nothing's nice there. Plus, we feel like a thousand pounds. Like, we don't actually want to buy anything.

All of a sudden, I, in the corner of my eyes, see these, like, cute little slip on, like, small heel, white, like, for the summer. They're totally perchella. Like, they're totally celebrity. Like, they're totally celebrity. fake Zara slip on white shoes. They're like Kim Kardashian were these with sweatpants and like a body suit. So I see them out of the corner of my eye and I'm like, oh my God, like thank God there's something.

I all of a sudden I see her like, like running even before me, putting them on, trying them on, putting them under her arm like she's buying them. And I didn't even make it to like try them on even though like I said it first. So we own a lot of the same shit, like a lot of the same shit. Right. Well, no, I wouldn't say a lot of the same shit. clothing wise no shoes wise maybe but i just feel like and then i asked her question if you like if you like something like i would buy it anyway so now i'm really good at not wearing it the same

exactly i'm not going to like come out with you and we're gonna be wearing these same like to like first of all we go out together every weekend so we have to like make sure of it right so i feel like i've grown up a lot with it because i used to be like a very Amanda would chop my head off if i ever like wait and when I wanted to take your jacket okay this week I go into her house which as you all who have listened before the podcast know she lives down in the hall

so I go to her house and I'm like I want to borrow this like trench coat that's like super cute and she looks at me it's a peach coat with trench coat whatever so I'm like I want to borrow it because I don't have a p coat and she's like I no I only wore it two times and I'm like great so this will be the third time it's worn

and she's like I really like a like don't make it like smell like it like like I don't even know what she was I was like consider your words and then I wanted your boots and again she was like I think you should get those boots for yourself and I'm like and I'm like you're welcome from stretching them out for you because they don't like get on your feet no they're real mom said I have a smaller daintier but narrower that's not true it's a narrower it might be I'm like a dancer's butt yeah it's like a dancer

my ginger tea. Today we're no margarita list. Everything less because like, okay, so I had this tough week and then I eat the sushi and pretty sure like and the thing is like I remember flashback to me eating the sushi and me going to my husband like the tuna tastes kind of weird and like continuing to eat it. So and the next day just waking up feeling like tons of bricks in my stomach just like not well, weak, disgusting, which was Friday.

So today it's Saturday. feeling a little bit better but definitely like had a week you definitely did what do you want for me god i call amanda this morning and i'm like when are we recording the podcast i hung up on the next thing that happens is she hangs up on me i'm like what did i do why are you being so mean to me no so i'm sorry but like i was feeling with such a yesterday and she calls me this morning as if i'm like new as it can be when i have like the most awful night and she's like so when are you caught on and i'm like, um, how are you feeling Amanda? Like, what's up? And yes, I'm needy and yes, whatever. So I, so she's like, ah, I'm bang. And I'm like, bye. So I hang up on her so she can learn her lesson. The bitch

doesn't call me back. Goes by an hour. Goes by two hours. And I'm like, she's not even remorseful. Like this be. Um, so then I called to her and I was like, you're dumb. That was such a great story. Was it? I just really wanted to say you hung up on me. Because you deserved it. Maybe I I did. I'll take a poll. Does the bitch deserve it for not even checking in on me asking how I am when I had like the worst day yesterday? I'm really sorry.

You did have a week, but we're hopefully getting better now. Yeah. And obviously, guys, I know there are worse things in the world than like a little tummy ache and like weakness and body chills and like all the things that I had. But it's okay. You know what happens to me? Like I'll be honest. When I don't feel well, like I can't not cry.

So like aside from the crying, I was hyper. ventilating crying and I know that it's going to give me a migraine but I can't stop so no matter what happens I'll like also get a migraine because I'm crying yeah yeah yeah and my poor husband has to be like just don't just like your poor husband wanted you to like cross the Brooklyn bridge today I know he thinks I'm like feeling better he's like okay like so what are we do no wait it's 70 degrees in New York it is it is it is you have to take advantage so even though if it was like a winter day I like wouldn't leave the house today at all but because it was a little bit better and I am feeling

a little bit better which my husband says I have an issue that when I feel better I don't like admit that I'm feeling better you don't like to say it yeah yeah I don't like to be like I'm like I don't know maybe a little so no but he's so supportive and cute he is supportive and literally like has to hear me like on the phone like and like be like it's okay

like you know just like get some fresh air like he has to hear me all day like I feel sorry for him but also he's the like his man alive so also true also true thanks bam so this week we have some bachelor stuff we have some Kardashian stuff we have some VPR we have some housewives we have some we Jomo Coachella you know what Jomo is no what hell is Jomo don't say it like that because everyone's missing out yes oh my god okay we'll take a break and be right back and I'll beat our ails ass right now for not knowing Jomo

Do you see that you have a reactory problem where you're like, no, what's Jomo? And then a second later, you're like, oh, I know what it is. Like you react very dramatically about it. You're, you're dramatic. I literally said, no. No, no, you didn't. You didn't. You said, no, what's Jomo?

And then it took you a second to be like, oh, joy of missing out. Do you get what I'm saying? Okay. Which is the same thing you do for other things where I'm like, blah, blah, blah. And you're like, no. You're over-exaggerating. Okay. I'm over-exaggerating?

Over-ex-you're exaggerating. I don't think over-exaggerating is a word. It might not be. So this week in Bachelor Nation, which we have May 15th is the premiere of the Bachelorette. Something like that. And then July something is Paradise. Yeah. Loves them.

What are you more excited for? Paradise. Yeah? Just because I don't care about Hannah, I don't care about her men. And Paradise is always a hundred times. more entertaining. And I'll tell you why it is. It's because it's a quick three-week period that they're in Mexico.

Everyone's like so horny in bathing suits. I know. And so like what's not to like love about it? No. I love it more. I love it more. I mean, I even watched Winter Games,

which was like in a like. I didn't like winter games. Yeah. Um, but I am D for anything. Yeah. And they bring, they bring back contestants from like a while ago.

So randomly you'll see people that you like want to see. Right. And may never see again. Right. But they come back. The only person I think I know for sure that's going is Hannah G. Yeah. I wonder if they'll bring like Dean.

They'll bring Klan 100%. Yeah. They'll bring like, well, I don't know if Dean would do it. No, Dean is probably like too Han. Yeah, he's like too cool for it. Yeah, whatever. Anyway, we know we follow a lot of like old bachelor people. Lauren Bushnell is one of them.

We've talked about her before. So I think I had a thing with her. First of all, I said this on a different podcast. I know that she's a nice person. Like I've spoken to her in DMs before. And just by the way she is to like her followers, you can tell she's a sweet person. Do I still think she has an eating disorder and I still think she's like way too thin. And her like bullshit about gaining weight because on Ben's season, she was bigger and everyone was talking about how.

I mean, but when I say bigger, you guys, I mean like still really thin, just like not as bigger than now. Bigger than now. And her excuse was I was always as I am now on Ben's season, I gained a lot of weight. And I mean, obviously we looked for a picture. It's just like her thinness right now is in normal. And then, okay, put that aside. We're seeing pictures because she's super thin. We can think, oh, guys, she's eating really well.

She's working out. She's genetically like it, whatever, whatever. Then I am no psychologist. I'm no doctor. I'm no like whatever. But I could see from her behavioral stuff, even just on Instagram. So she put up a picture this week or she did a questions. She was answering questions.

And one of her followers asked, how are you so skinny? She put up a picture where she looks flat as a wall, like the skinniest person you've ever seen in a bathing suit being like, you know, like I eat 80, 20, like 80 good, 20 knockout, blah, blah, blah. But like even I have bad days, like, here's a picture of me by paparazzi, which I think like also flattered her a little bit, the paparazzi, like, or photographing her. Looking really bloated because I like ate a burger the other night and like it's okay. I didn't say that. What did she say? She said, like, she had, she had, like, a sodium-filled dinner the night before, and she's, like, filled with water.

You guys. You guys, like, I'm filled with water. I was so bloated. I felt so big. And, like, the thing is, like, you need to be more mindful. If you feel that way, fine. I'm not saying that. Like, yeah.

But, like, to put that on Instagram where, let's say, 98% of your followers probably way more than you, like, unless they're six years old. So don't show us a picture. where you look a hundred pounds and say that you were bloated and feel gross. Like, it's just, you need to be. Her comment was basically saying, look at how fat I look in this picture. Exactly. And I think that's not, that's the problem.

Not that, like, she said that she's bloated and she was water felt. Like, it was just like, look, I look so big in this picture. And the fact that she thinks that in that picture, even if she felt bloated, that she thinks she looks bloated. It's like body dysmorphia. It's like body to smearphia. That's what I was telling Ariel when she showed me, I got really upset. as I do about things that don't have to do with me even.

I was just like, listen, babe, this is also like a cry for attention, meaning what? A, it's body dysmorphia. B, it's she knows she's going to get DMs. She knows. She's done this Insta game the longest time.

She knows she's going to get DMs from so many people saying, are you fucking kidding? You're so skinny. Yeah. And she has to know that. So she also knows. So that's why I think like she might have been fishing for that. Which I know that I'm a little like being like Sherlock Holmes.

Like maybe I'm overdoing the like theories on this. But I'm pretty sure if you like if I put up something like I pretty much will know what the responses will be after you've been doing it for a while. Do you know what I mean? So I think that putting up a picture like that of you looking terrifyingly skinny and saying that that was a bad day that you were looking like fatter than normal is not so considerate. And maybe she needs some help because I'm all about being healthy, but, like, she looks tiny. Yeah. I'm all about being healthy, you guys. Like, really.

After we just ate, like, a mac and cheese and... Meanwhile, I have, like, food poisoning. And I was, like, what can I eat that's, like, the most normal thing? So I took avocado toast with a fucking poached egg, which is, like, the most basic meal of life. Like, your basic A. Yeah. Basic aim. Basic bame.

Well, now that Stasi is coming out with a new book, like, the next level. basic yeah she's like basically saying i'm a basic bitch and i don't care and i'm kind of into it yeah i don't know if i'm basic how do you know if you're basic you're because you know if you're basic am i basic yeah because we love the saff blanc we love the rosé sometimes we're so basic no we're not skinny margaritas can we get any more basic than that i don't know i feel like such a basic be when i go to the the bar and i order a skinny margarita like who do i think i am who do you Like, if I can drink a regular margarita, Ariel. What's your issue?

That's how I feel. Yeah. But I'll continue ordering them. It's kind of like when a fat person orders like a Diet Coke. Why? I don't agree with you. Because we'll be at the place. We'll be eating nachos and like jalapeno poppers and like all this time.

You're like skinny margarita. I know. That's what I'm saying. That looks dumb. I know. True. Okay. Well, as long as she knows, you guys, as long as she knows.

On a non-interesting note, Amanda Stanton, and then her boyfriend broke up. I kind of feel bad, Robbie. She doesn't have so much luck with guys. No, and I think I feel bad because they just bought a house together. Like, her new house in Laguna Beach. But is it bought? Yeah, they bought a house.

They were looking for it because I kind of like follow her, don't follow her. You know, those people. No, I don't know. You only do that. Oh. You talk about it every single time. So just follow the people that you like. I don't want to follow.

But I don't follow her, but I go to her page. And I, they were looking for houses. and they bought one. And it was literally like a month ago. Yeah. And then they broke up. That sucks. And he got really close with her kids.

Like he looked like he was really sweet with them. Anyway, Cassie and Colton attended the like country music awards this week. Because Avi. Cause Avi. What? They would attend the music awards. Like, what do they have to do with the fucking country music awards? They got invited now that they're bachelor people.

Yeah. Cassie's obviously so happy. I don't know. The thing is, you guys, I don't actually hate them. I get messages being like, oh my God, I hate them too. I don't hate them. I kind of like love hating on them because it's so easy because he's so cheesy and so in love with her.

But I do actually think the shit that I'm saying that like she's going to break as heart is a hundred percent true. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. And the fact that he's obsessed with her in every post is like, ILUM is like, no, sorry, I L-YM. Oh, hi. I love you.

Like if my boyfriend ever put up a picture with me saying, oh, hi, I love you. Oh, my God. What would you do? I mean, I would like it since he's never done in 10 years. I mean, I guess. No, maybe he wrote like one cute thing. but it's nice like for me it's nice when you're with a guy who isn't so emotional so when he said the smallest thing you're like oh my god you love me i think you think that because like you have

that i think you would like like a little more like expression of words but at the same time you're hating on my hubs today no i'm really not i love him he's like my bro sef you know what i mean what's seff i don't know bro don't people say that bro sep bro bro he's like my bro what's step i don't know people say brocef okay look it up whatever he's like my bro i know he's your brother i can't say bro and i love him very much and he's the cutest person i know and he shows you he cares every day brocef slang a comrade or friend see yeah so i was just saying something so sweet about your hubby yeah do you want to know okay i was just saying that every day he shows you how much he cares by his actions i know he really does that's the thing i

think my bottom line is like I learn to like know that kind of love so much where like I used to really like words like I still love when people like say nice things to me but like for someone to show you it through actions yeah like through worrying about you through caring about your every step of the day through that then it feels even it actually speak louder than more that's what I was just going to say yeah we're so deep okay now to be on deep I'm trying to move around. Now to be on deep, but not totally gross. We were just talking about this because my husband yelled at me before that I don't break spray when I poop.

I can't believe you were going to share this. And you said that your boyfriend says the same thing to you. He always yells at me. So I was thinking it's probably like a family thing where like we weren't taught to use spray. I don't think mom ever did tell us to use spray. So I'm just thinking. She always had spray available. But we didn't use it.

And I think to other people, like, it's like common sense to use it. And to me, I was asking Ariel, why? And she was like, I think I'm lazy. And I said that I think poop plus spray is a worse smell than just poop alone. Yeah. Aside from the fact that my poop smells like roses, so I don't need spray. Oh, yeah, of course, smells like roses. Oh, I'm just saying.

Thadine. We were talking about Cassie and Colton before. So obviously, they were invited. Obviously, he loves her. He's obsessed with her. I follow their relationship. As we know, it looks like, if I didn't know, the bachelor's story i'd be like oh they're a cutie couple but because i know where it's stem from i'm

like i'm really cynical about it and i don't believe it i don't see how he can't be like after like everything that has like has happened like how their relationship started how can he be so like sure about it he he told her like i know you're the one doesn't matter if you want to or not do you know what other couple is like i don't know i don't know who i mean you know i talk about her every week no but you know what she said this week I didn't send it to you. Oh my God. How did you not send it to me?

Because it's one of those things I want you to find out about live. What you want? Tell me. Okay. So we're talking about Caitlin Bristow and Jason Tartick. We talked about her being like Miss Tardick last week, which like, again, I would really be happy for them if they got engaged married and had babies. I do like them both as people. I think she's been annoying me lately, but that's okay.

Like you get annoyed by people you like sometimes. But I'm not sure I like her. I don't know. I haven't designed it yet. but she um is obviously speaks about things freely but sometimes like i know i just spoke about poop so it's a weird transition because this is i'm gonna say this is tmi but i think hers is grosser so for some reason she was asked about like the beginning of her relationship with jason oh because she's doing that like kb spring break tour or something i don't know what the fuck she's doing

yeah yeah yeah hopping around with a fucking scrunchy and she's getting paid for that she's obviously she's getting paid for that so but i know and people are going to see it but my thing is just like... What are you doing? Yeah. What are you doing? I don't know. Like, what do you get on a state?

I want to get paid for that to like bop around and get paid for it. Caitlin Bristow. I mean, like, that'd be great. Okay. So, well, she has like followers and fans and people that like her. I understand, but what's the point of the show? You're saying, like, you want to know. Is it singing?

Is it stand up? Is it dancing? What are people going to see? Right. I think because it doesn't have a specific category. Like, are you doing standup? Are you doing like, I said, like music dance, whatever? but at the same time there is a thing nowadays called just like a live show so it might be her podcast

just like live like we don't know but it does it's not like we're not her audience it's probably like younger people a little bit and like that actually are like fans of hers right but anyway she brought jason on obviously and for some reason she was talking about like the first time they made out and she was just like describing it and really like in fucking depth how she was on her and like she couldn't have sex so they were like dry humping like and it was just like really hot and heavy on our period and let's say we've all been there we've all like made out in our period but just to like and it should and it shouldn't be like taboo to have your period and do anything but like I feel like it's just a little I'm trying to think is it TMI or am I being a

hater you're covering your mouth so it must be I'll tell you what I just yeah I don't want to hate say no we're not going to hate It's okay for her to share what she wants to share. At the same time, you can say we were hot and heavy making out. You don't have to say I was on my period dry humping him. Like, I don't need to picture the whole thing. I think the word choices are like altogether. Like you could have said like, oh my God, we made out.

I was so hot. I think the word like hot and heavy on my period dry humping was sort of like. I can picture the whole thing now. I can picture the whole thing too. I picture like a pad. I don't know. That's what I pictured like a pad, her dry humping him. The pad's like moving like she's hot.

Like I can't. I'm just saying like I get it like yeah it's a lot it's a lot but she was right I think when she got some like backlash for it she just said like we all have our periods like grow the fuck up like it shouldn't be weird to talk about I'm not weirded out by the period I like in picturing them dry humping like I just don't need that extent of information I'd rather her say like we had sex yeah you know I know but like I'd rather her say that we know now um but yeah that whole relationship is a little very public but if it works for them it works for them she's also like botox the fuck up and like just like I like the way she looked on the matriette I'm almost

starting to think like you need votox maybe like if everyone's doing it like maybe we're really maybe we're the ones that are like not with the trends maybe we need some we're so not botacs I know your forehead is looking mad Botox so let me just tell you I think your forehead's like really nice So just to be like a little, I have good skin. I know, but I'm saying like your forehead. People sometimes are like, what do you do to get that skin? I'm like, I just have this good skin. Or like your skin looks really good today.

And I'm like, it's because I have good skin. Oh my God, not going to. Oh, my God. I'm just saying like people have good things about them. Not everything is going to, um, I'm speechless. I'm just saying like, please God, because like I have dry skin a little bit. Like if I had to choose oily or dry, I'm, more dry. I'm not like extensively dry, but I'm dry. And like, um, we have an older sister

Allison and she's oily AF and like she's older than me. But I think like she'll age so much better. Because when you're oilier, you have less wrinkles. What am I? I think you would be more dry than oily, no? Really? Or more oily than dry. You're not as oily as fucking she is. No, I'm not. She's shiny at all times. So, but it's good for aging. No, I guess it is. It's good for aging. So I think that, I mean, I really hope that my skin, that I, that I like, won't have so many wrinkles and things. No, I mean, you're going on 31 and you're looking fucking great. Thanks, babe.

Yeah. He means it? Yeah, you don't even need Botas. Do it look like a baby? You look like a bebe. Thanks, babe. I am a babem. Do you know who else looks like a babette?

And this y'all! Our court is going to be 40 this week. Oh, my God. That's so crazy. I feel like I need to celebrate her. I know. 40. 40.

40. 40. 40. The thing is like Kim's 39. I feel like everyone's like Courtney looks so good. She like like like Kim looks amazing. But like I feel like like like we always talk about Courtney looks more natural than Kim. So it's easier to like pay her compliments about the way she loves.

Right, right. But also it's funny. My mom was watching the Kardashians the other day. My mom calls me and she's like, have you seen the Kardashians? It's like so boring. And then I'm like, yeah, I've seen it. And my mom is literally like, oh, but Courtney's body. And I'm like, yeah, it's the only good thing about the episode when they go to Palm Spring is that you could just stare at her in a bikini and it's like perfection.

Yeah. No, she looks so fucking good. Stop, I need that body. But yeah, there were two episodes so far. The second episode was also kind of boring. Wait, we were on the topic of court. Yeah, we're still. I mean, Kardashians court, she's going to be 40.

No. Oh, there's that other big thing. Okay, no, what can I just say? In the second episode, I actually asked you guys if you want. I asked, like, my Instagram followers about watching the Kardashians and kind of commenting on it like I do with VPR. And people were like, yeah. So I started doing that. There isn't as much content.

They're like four good scenes out of a whole hour. Yeah. But I really liked when this last episode, Scott wanted to come on the family trip to Bali. And he kind of needed to get Courtney, Courtney, to approve his coming. And she was like, I don't know, blah, blah. And then finally they had like a good trip to New York as a family. So she was like, you know what? You can come.

And he was like, cool. And she's like, I just don't want to like be giving you mixed messages. And she's always awkward like Courtney. She's so awkward. And Scott looks at her like, mix. messages. I'm in a full relationship. And she like, I think realized like that she's, that it sounds like she's saying like to him. You're still into me. And she's like, well, I don't know. I know. And he's like, you barely give me regular messages. You're definitely not giving me mixed messages. So anyway,

and speaking up, so that happened on episode two of the Kardashians. But right now, in current time, Courtney went with Scott and Sophia to celebrate her birthday in Finland. With them. With them. I don't think with anyone else. I think with them. No, that's crazy.

Isn't it crazy? It's crazy. Like co-parenting of its fucking finest. I just thought today. Not really like. Or like more than or like a threesome. It's like what's going on. Something's going on.

It's a little. I mean, it's like good for you, but also why. Does she not actually at all give a shit about Scott anymore? That would be amazing. That would be amazing. I mean, she doesn't. if she can she's been going on vacations with them for like a year but imagine there could be two options one she's not into scott at all anymore two she's so confident that scott would

drop sophia in a fucking millisecond if she was into him that she's like whatever take you think so i'm saying that's the other option no but do you think that scott would drop sophia Courtney was into you think you would think he would the mother of his children like Courtney love of his life You think he would? I don't think Sophia's the fucking love of his life. I mean, he's been going out for a while. Yeah, I think they have a good relationship. They're probably a really good friend.

She's like young and fun, but I think he would drop. I think he's doing better, though, than he was when he was in a relationship with Corne. But I think also that I'm not for sure blaming her. I think he was at a really bad time in his life and he grew up. He was with her when he was so young. He was like in his 20s having three fucking kids. But they just broke up like how many years ago? I remember.

It was like, what, four years ago? he was like a little more grown up. I mean, he was at a bad time in his life, but I really need them to get back together. It's weird because like we hate so much on Tristan Thompson, but yet like Scott has cheated for sure. And like it was never this public.

Yeah, but it still happened. I know, but like Tristan, what I think Scott did it. No, you're defending. It's not okay. I'm not defending it.

Scott fucking cheated on Courtney. We just don't know the name of the person. We haven't seen pictures of it. Social media wasn't as popping. But Tristan is blatantly disrespectful. Like he does things. Yeah. So Scott was just a right.

regular cheater. It wasn't public. I'm not defending it. I'm just saying it's different. Everyone is. There's a reason. I don't know what it is. Maybe because Scott is like hot. Tristan isn't. I mean, Tristan's a good looking dude. I don't know. You're not into him because he's such a scum. I could never be into him. So anyway, there was Kardashian stuff this week. Oh, so Kim got her cover of Vogue magazine. And the thing is in my head, she's been on the cover a thousand million times. Right. Has she never? So she wrote that it was like so exciting her first time getting her a solo cover. on Vogue. So they did the 73 questions, which is usually seem so, like, rehearsed with other

celebs. And props to her, because, like, I think hers was, like, the best I've seen. Really? Yeah. Her kids were there and it was, like, sounding more natural. And you wouldn't think because she's, like, non-actore. Yeah. But it was actually really good.

I liked it a lot. And it was another thing this week. I read that Chris Jenner was talking about her. Oh, we got to see that. The Kardashians, like, social media rates and stuff. and she said it's like over fucking six figures. Yeah. Which I,

because I'm a fucking, because I'm a blonde, I'm like, if it's six figures. Oh my God, I did think if it's a million or less. No, I knew.

I didn't think if it was like thousands or hundreds of thousands. I mean, I didn't know if it's tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands. Oh. It's fucking hundreds of thousands. That's why they fucking do it. They'll put a stupid fucking shit in their mouth and let it shine. They'll like do whatever they need to do,

which is I'm fine with it. It's just like, I'm just thinking like if I could make me. money other in because they can make money in so many other ways like they don't need that's like a bonus yeah but if somebody said here's a bonus of 500,000 dollars to like put up like one photo of yourself with this product would you not do it I'd be like 500,000 dollars held to the yeah I mean I'd have to like watch out that jamila jamil won't be like coming after me no it needs to be jamila jamil approved first but oh we didn't finish about Courtney so

she just put up a photo last night she was looking super hot in like a red like suit and who commented on her photo you you like him no you just got so excited I know because we discovered this about a month ago that they were still seeing each other no not seeing like insta being cute no it's a flirting I know but we discovered that she was in his story a month ago with her hand yeah so they might be like cash no they're for sure Sure, cash or together, one or the other, but they're for sure hooking up. You think? So he commented, like, my mini.

I guess she used to call. I guess he used to call her Minnie Mousin. So she wrote like, hi, Mickey. She said, merci, Mickey. Oh, mercy. Oh, corn. No, they're flirting. They're so flirting.

Another week of push. I was just going to say this is the way they start to, like, make the relationship. Public. Public. Like, into flirting is first. Right. And then they'll, like, be seen. because I feel like if he's calling her Minnie and she's saying back, Mickey, like, they're together.

That's what it means to you? No, they're together. Do you think like, like, would my ex-boyfriend be like, so Ariel hasn't done our job and hasn't watched this season of the Kardashians? No, and I don't need to, apparently. Apparently you don't. But it's weird because this is after the Eunice breakup. So she's upset about it as that that's why they go to Palm Springs. Chris brought a house in Palm Springs for the family.

Okay. And they go and they're like, ooh, let's do a fun thing for Courtney. And she's like, you know, what breakup? You know, she's like getting over it. But she doesn't talk about it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, she keeps a private. But she seems like pretty good.

She was like, live in life. Then do you know what's weird for me to think about that she kept her relationship so private even while they were together and like on the show and the breakup private and like Chloe's relationship and breakup is so public? Like she'll talk so much about it. I wonder why. So I'm like wondering like what. I think it's your prerogative at the end. Oh, but you know what? Eunice isn't fucking that famous.

Maybe Tristan is like more famous because he's like an NBA person. He's an NBA person, but he was, nobody knew him before he started dating Chloe. Nobody really knew Tristan Thompson. He wasn't like Michael Jordan. No, maybe like basketball people knew, like people that were into basketball. But that's true. I guess it's like a choice on how much you let people in. And like Chloe is very like, has put everything out there sort of.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Because like Courtney's was very private with Eunice. Like she brought him to some things. But it wasn't like she was so private about it. And even now you're saying like she doesn't talk about it. Yeah. I know on the show like they, it was known that like she just went through a breakup. But the name isn't said. Like they don't talk about why. You can see her like talking on the side. Which like Chloe can be annoying sometimes. Because like Courtney was talking on the side to like one of her friends when they were in Palm Springs about the breakup. And you can see her like going into detail. Like the to her mic is on or something. thing and Chloe's like we came here to like have fun she can't be like talking about and I'm like shut up Chloe like she needs like talk about it yeah anyway so we know about poosh I follow it I'm actually kind of into reading articles here and there about like you know diet products and diet and exercise even though she works out seven times a week and um just to see her the way she uses push in different like wordplay she's like push notifications or like push the button it's like how many wordplay is going to fucking have.

But this week she had Steph Shep, like, write a thing for it. Apparently, Steph Shep's going to be like a, have a column and push. Is she? Yeah. Of course she is. Of course she is. Because she's such an influencer. I can't.

I can't. She's my hand follow. I don't care. Everyone can know. I'm not going to even try to be political about it. Why do you even follow her? Nothing is interesting there. Nothing is interesting.

Nothing. I wish you would hate follow somebody that's like a little interesting. Yeah. But it's nothing. She just puts up products all day. That's it. it's just like crazy to me she put up this thing the other day she was like it was actually funny because she was like oh my god who like packs like this for cocella and then i was like bitch you fucking

packed for kim like a year ago and then someone wrote to me and kim packed for paris like before it's true i mean and then i don't want it to sound like i'm not happy for people's success like because i do think about things that i say even when i'm a hater you need to be charismatic like i don't want it to sound like i'm not happy for step chef success that you can't go from an assistant into like uh i just think like you're not doing anything you're just influencing you know what like apparently she's some like brand she's creative for some brand is she creative for anything i don't know she might be good at what she does she did a lot for kim she became like the cFO or whatever it was CEO who's you know what a CFO is

oh my god you guys i'm sorry i thought i raised her well CFO financial oh so she's financial officer she was chief CEO chief operating officer so I'm sure that she has talent but I thought that you were going to say like if you're going to be like doing this then like at least sound but people like that thing is like yes

that I did say that before that you should have some spice in as to you some personality be funny be like fucking something give me something she doesn't give me anything aside from like this is my eyeliner and use non-plastic straws you know it's like shut up step shop also i think i just can't forget the like who she was as kim's assistant and like on one hand

she's blossoming now but on the other hand like wow she you know i get maybe i'm jealous maybe i know you say every episode she used to come and be in front of the camera with their hat but i remember how i was like oh my god she likes to be in the back because you saw a person that can have the light on them to being this person that's like a fucking influencer for every single thing on the planet Yeah, yeah, like, for some reason, like, I've never seen, I think it's for why she's, oh, I think I nailed it. Why she's an extreme for me, because I think every single photo she puts up in every single story is, is a ad, is a product placement is a, so it's hard to like, be like, where are you? Like, what's your personality? And I think that a lot of Instagram people know this, like, to be, like, it's not fair for people that do so much other stuff in Instagram.

and then want to, like, make some money via ads. But, like, most of the 80% of their stuff is, like, their creative stuff. Yeah. So for her, it's the other way around. Do you know what I mean? I was just listening. I told you to a podcast with Matt Kushnell. And he also said, like, I have to make sure.

Well, not everyone knows him. He used to be, like, a fine person. Yeah. Videos. And he makes, like, funny videos on now. I think he's hilarious. He's so talented. And he, like, you know, people put so much effort.

Like, myself included, but also he, like, does videos. produces them edits them and you're like and then he'll like do an ad fine but it's like he gives you so much that like of course you'll keep following him if you see an ad or even maybe take his advice for something that he recommends but it's like it's almost feels like what angers me is that stepchap jumped the ladder without i mean obviously being kim's assistant wasn't hard but it's just like how how are people following you in this amount that want to see what you're doing like i don't know it's just weird to me i don't want to sound like a huge hit I'm going to stop, and we're going to take a break real quick and be right back.

Anyway, we have some VPR. I mean, what do you mean we have? Ariel is catching up to me at a fucking rapid rate, you guys. I'm on season six, like episode two. This bitch who started months, and I mean months after me is on season five. it's like crazy to me i'm not jealous i've enjoyed my journey no i can't i have a problem and it's not because i'm catching up to you i can't know like i need to find out what's happening now it's i like you have to be in real time yeah i like to be like five six episodes behind and then like

catch up but i can't be seasons if she like had a day where she didn't been she's like itching i'm itching today i'm itching you're itching like i'm itching like i want to watch an episode i can like so it's funny because home and i can't watch it today and And I'm just really having, like, a panic attack. So admit to everyone here that you rather your boyfriend work and never see him than, like, not watch VPR. No, that just made me really sad. But maybe you said it the other day when he, what? I wish that he would, like, watch it with me.

I know. But if he sees it's a VPR, he, like, starts flipping a shit. Really? Like, he'll watch The Bachelor and not VPR. Expect him to try to get into it when you're, like, five seasons in. He could get into it. He just decides not to. I'm telling you, I could get him into it if he, like, agreed.

But he decided he hates this show. That's funny. So this week, I think my emotional most, emotional week, not Liz, emotional Liz, I wish. My emotionful week started with like Katie's wedding, I think, or was that at the end of last week? I was like so emotional. I'm like, was crying more than I did at like friends that got married because it was so sweet and touching and I loved every second of it. And now season six started. It's going to be a fucking riot. Jack's just cheated on Britney. I am so upset. I think I also cried. I'm like crying. The whole season five reunion, I was crying.

Like, it was just like, I'm so emotionally invested in this show that it's like an issue for my life. Yeah. And it should, you know, it's so funny. So I put up a thing about, so Jack's cheated on Brittany and, um, am I ruining the show for you? No, I was just about to say I was thinking like every time something happens, I tell you, you tell me, we talk about it.

And it's like, I already know that it's going to happen. But do care? So I don't care. And when I watch it. But I just, I haven't been knowing what's happening for five seasons. Yeah. Like nothing was new to me when I thought. Oh, my God.

So, okay. So in that, continuing on that note, when I was finishing season five, I said something like, oh my God, love Jacks. And then I had an ominous feeling like, something's happening. Because when I say I love Jacks, people are like, just wait, just wait. And I'm like, something's bad is going to happen. I was like, I know something bad's going to happen. But like, right now he's like redeeming himself.

And then this girl wrote to me on Instagram. spoiler alert he cheats on brittany and i was like you're a mean like i row back to her and she was like blah blah blah whatever put that up then she wrote to me like i can't believe you're putting that up like it's so mean except i didn't put up her handle or anything and then i put that up too i think no i didn't put up that that too but then this other girl DM me because remember you said i don't get hate some hate here babe yeah so then this other girl DM me and she was like that's so mean that you like blasted her and like what if she has anxiety like caused her anxiety like caused her anxiety and like you're a bitchy and you're argumentative and I'm like um and I you know what was so funny

I looked up in my messages with this girl and she's responded to my stories before and has been like so sweet the girl that was like defending the first girl yeah um anyway so I tried to be like I really didn't mean it that way and I didn't show her face like she shouldn't have spoiled the show like who does that like without warning so it was really funny because it wasn't funny it was kind of like to get messages where you're like it actually doesn't make sense what the person is saying but it's just like kind of like mean you're like why would you do that but then again again i know that that's like the least of the worst that can be but i got so many like just an outpouring of love people like fuck them like they're being bitchy and then i made

you feel really nice so thank you for that and then maybe i was fishing a little whatever sometimes it's nice to get like love like virtual yeah and it really was like ouch like she got so defensive about it. It's not a big deal. And you know, it was funny. Like, so many of my followers said, oh my God, I've been dying to ruin VPR for you because you won't stop talking about it. And like, we know shit that happens. And we're waiting for you to get there, but we're not ruining it for you. Yeah. Like, you always like, look at reality, Steve. And you're like, can I tell you? Can I tell you? And I'm like, no. And then you say yes. Like, people that ruin shit, like there's a special place in fucking hell. Are you saying that about me?

No, because you ask me if you can. But then I convince you that you want to know. She does convince me. But my point is like, thank you to everyone for being patient on my VPR journey, even though thank you to me also because I really like, okay, I get, so most people are like really into it. And I'm surprised too. I'm surprised today getting messages like we watch VPR through your stories or I've seen all the episodes, but it's so funny to remember because I'll put the highlights.

I'll put like all the good. I feel like Katie's really into you like recapping VPR for everyone. I don't know about my like relationship with Katie. You were waiting to bring it up. No, I don't. No? I don't talk about us. No.

It's private. Private. No, so Katie, I're interested in, whatever. It's a no big deal. We are. I know. What else would you call it if not InstaFriends? No, you guys are Toad's Insta friends.

Yeah, maybe we'll be IRL friends. Maybe IRL, yeah. It's going there. Mm-hmm. Is it not? You don't live in L.A. It's a problem. I'd have to move.

But we do need to get you on a VPR app. So, like, make sure when you are there, try to, like, sneak it in. I'll be like, hey, Katie, want to meet up at sir and have cheese balls? chad salad and cheesewell? Child salad and cheesewell. Then, like, bring saucy. I don't know. Whatever, I don't care.

It's no big deal. But I actually, the thing is, like, it's weird because I do love her and I, and I, like, a lot of them, I talk about this a lot. And I just love the show. Like, aside from the cheating, I really like the people. Do you go to me? Yeah. The thing I can't relate to is cheating. Like, in my book and, like, the kind of relationship I have, like, loyalty is, like, number one.

It's not even a fucking question, like, blindly. you know that that's like the most important thing in life and shouldn't be even questioned like I'm literally like should be in a monastery monastery like I'm in a monastery like I'm in a monastery like I don't talk to other men I don't like look at them I don't whatever my husband doesn't like say hello to women like we're literally and like he doesn't your husband will not touch me yeah he won't even hug her like that's how we are we're like loyal to like the Mac so I can't relate to the fact that people fucking like cheat left and right So that's the only thing, but I've said this before.

People cheat left and right and their significant others. Forgive them. Over and over and over again. Like, even here, like, when I saw Jack's cheat on Brittany, it looked like, wow, Brittany is, you know, she's from Kentucky. She's from a conservative family. She's like, hell, the motherfucking no. And it really looked like she's so hurt.

She reacted the way a normal person reacts to cheating and that she's, like, going to end it even though she loves him. And, like, she couldn't because she loves him. Yeah. And I get that, but it's just like, first of all, like, once a cheater, always a cheater. Do you know what I mean? And twice a cheater, even more.

You know what I mean? It's like, the more you do it, the more like, how can you ever believe the person's going to change? Yeah, Jacks has cheated his entire life. His entire life. And also, he really doesn't think it's a big deal. So, like, the fact that he's really a sociopath, he's like really a sociopath. But they're engaged, IRL, they're getting married.

She's a really sweet girl. But, like, then when you think about all the relationships in the show, everyone's cheated. Yeah. you know like everyone's cheated stasi is maybe the only one that hasn't done cheating hasn't done the cheating no i mean katy didn't do cheating either kitty didn't cheat stasi didn't cheat aryana i don't know there's something coming up there's something coming up about aryana maybe not there's like coming scenes that are like oh my god tom's gonna cry sandy so i made up this name for him sandy isn't that a good name because he cries all the time no right now he's at the state with him and aryana

aren't having sex and he's just like, I just want to like see your orgasm and like stare into her eyes. That's a little weird. Because he gets weird like that. Every time he's like Schwartz, I love you, man. You're the best man I know. He like loves to love. He loves to love.

He loves to love. He's so emotional. It's really nice. I just saw them like all sob at the gay pride parade when the Orlando shooting happened. Oh my God. They just like sat and sob together. And it was so nice and really emotional and just like they're good peeps. They're caring people.

They're good people. And Lisa is too. She, like, kept the gay pride. Listen, when you binge VPR, you feel like you're, like, watching gay bribe parade. Watching Gay Pride, too. Watching Gay Pride, Parade 3. It's like, a gay pride parade every other episode. It's like, but it's sweet because that's actually, for sure Lisa's doing, like, that it has to be

an episode on every season, probably of the gay pride parade. Yeah. But, yeah, season five, another, like, really, really heartbreaking thing was the Shay and Sheena breakup. And that was gut-wrenching and the fact that it was on camera. It was on camera when they broke. And he even, he came to the reunion. He was like, I can't believe you did that to me on camera. You divorced me on camera.

She's the one that initiated it. Well, he wasn't sleeping at home. It was like a fucked up situation already. Stop, I just got chills. I know. You'll get motherfucking chills. Stop. Oh my God, I need to get there tonight.

I can't leave. What do you mean you can't leave? In the house. I just need to watch VPR. Anyway, we'll move on from VPR now, but we're actually always with VPR in our hearts and souls. Okay. Okay. Remember back in the Dizzle, I'd be like convince you and it'd be like VPR, VPR, and you were like not into it?

Back in the day, you mean a couple months ago? Yeah. Yeah. Far far away. Another show, Real Housewives of New York episode. The thing is that's weird is like we're on episode like five. Still nothing has happened. It's a boring-ass season.

like I can't even tell you what happened because nothing happened aside from like them getting drunk Luan is supposedly sober like Sanja is a motherfucking crazy limitic Sonia I love calling her Sonja Why did she put a J in there The J is a Y But it's fun for me to call her Sonja

Okay call her Sonia Sonja So anyway Sonja's a fucking wreck and like I don't even know what to say aside from that because nothing's happening New York, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it. I haven't even watched an episode of Roney.

Because you're fucked up. No, I just like, if it's so uninteresting, like, just update me. If Kardashians are so uninteresting, I'll just, like, watch the last episode and be good, you know? Even though, like, I do have to see Courtney's body, like, every episode to, like, feel good about myself. But it's just to feel good about it. It was a joke. It's sarcastic, yeah. That was a bad sarcasm.

I'm sorry. No, but it's weird because, like, on BPR, you're, like, constantly shocked that, like, someone can cheat every single episode. And on this season of the Kardashians, we're waiting for 12 episodes to see the cheating. Of course. And they're going to have, like, a month break. And then, like, it'll literally be, like, September when we get to, like, the cheating scandal. And then another funny part was, like, Kim and Kanye were talking.

Connie was, like, wanting to move to Chicago. And he's like, babe, when I'm in Chicago, everyone's like, Kanye, Kanye. Kanye, and she's like, in L.A., everyone's like, Kim, Kim Kardashian. Oh, my God. They're so narcissistic, both of them. Oh, my God. You haven't seen that my story? I can't know.

I have them highlighted so you can watch them the way I have EPR. Wait, he said everyone in Chicago is like Kanye, Kanye. He was saying like in Chicago, like everyone, like kind of like, they're like, yay, yay, Kanye. I don't know. Nothing here or not. I don't know. That's what he said. And Kim's like, in L.A., they're like, Kim, it's Kim, Kim, it's Kim Kardashian.

it's Kim Kardashian. So they're like in love with themselves. In love with themselves. Anyway, in other celeb news, J.B. wrote a really sweet poem for H.B. I actually didn't read it. I didn't either. It's very long.

I'm not into poems. I heard that it's romantic. Oh my God. No, I can't believe you just brought it up as if you read it. Wait, no. I brought out the fact that he wrote the poem. Yeah, but you don't even know what it says. I don't. I don't know what it's. says he's really sweet to her he's depressed he put up a thing today that was like i'm going through such a hard time but like everything will be okay i'm like feel him we are too jb and like mercury mercury is in retrograde mercury is in retrograde that is the one thing you will get out of this

week's podcast mercury is in retrogates of you like are depressed anxious crying all day it's like the universe the black hole i don't know what the fuck is happening the black hole someone also said that could be it they like found the black hole or something yeah like a month ago and And they, like, have a picture of it now, and it's actually really scary because it's going to eat the world in, like, a million years. Yeah, tell us about it, babe. No, it's going to happen. No, it's going to eat the world. It's like a magnetic back black hole that's taking in everything and it's tight.

You don't know this? But I'd rather us all go together, you know? We're not going to be alive. Oh, that's kind of sad. I know. Let's move on to, like, something not sad. Do you know that Nile Horan and Selena Gomez are dating, they said? Who said?

Am I saying his name, right? Is it like Neil just like spelled weird? Whatever. Horan are not dating. Oh. I'm mistaken. No, they were spotted. They were spotted, you guys.

They were spotted. They're not dating. They might be friends. Oh, they were spotted at Louis Capaldi gig. They're probably not dating. But Selena's back in the limelight. She was like performing at Coachella. I know.

We were just talking about it because like obviously as you guys know I have Jomo like I'm glad I'm having joy for not being at Coachella and I'm a hater of Coachella but I'm like I'm just wondering if I lived in California would I like want to go to Coachella I think you would I just saw that Matt Cachal put up something and he's like Nocella and they're like dancing at home which is like really cute. Ariel Vanderberg is so Coachella I know but it's really cute that they're home and also he went out of the street and he's like when no one's LA like in LA have fun. no one's there.

Yeah, because everybody in LA literally goes to Coachella. I wouldn't want to go. I think I wouldn't want to go because of how trendy it is. I'd feel like dumb. I would want to go only if I was a celebrity. Otherwise, like, I don't need to be standing in a field with thousands of people. No, the thing is I am an anxious person, as you know, so like I don't really like fields.

Right. And like places with lots of people that have lots of things. Right. But maybe if you're, if you're going for like the, I don't know, I feel like it's too I feel like it's become like to, like, want to be. Like Coachella. It's like a fashion show. Yeah.

It's like, What are we going to wear to Coachella? And it's like it's a fashion thing now. It's not like I'm going to listen to music. It's going to imagine how like ugly we'd feel. Oh my God. Yeah. And like we'd wear like what do we wear?

I don't know. Like cowboy boots. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. You just reminded me that you cut. No, that's not Coachella shoes, Ariel.

Oh, they're kind of like Courtney shoes. They're corny shoes. Corny like where is the, um. She wears the Celine. Celine. Yeah. No, no, no. it's um if you fucking say motherfucking no it's the selene it's so don't fuck with me okay okay oh my god

i just got really angry oh my god what scary we're just scary like your face is like don't fuck with me don't fuck with me i know my court babe okay fine seline you're right okay so we're waiting for gochella to end we're waiting for mercury to get out of retrograde or whatever the fuck or retrograde out of mercury i think then it's like venus is in retrograde i don't know just like whatever it is, make us all stop crying. Thank you so much for tuning in this week to the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. Thank you to Ariel for being my co-host. Your contract is about to expire, but will you renew it?

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