Not Skinny But Not Fat - Nearing The Final Rose & A Hollywood Breakup

Episode Date: August 13, 2019

We recap The Bachelorette Men Tell All episode and can’t wait to see how it all plays out! We dish on the Real Housewives of New York reunion in all its parts, and talk about another favori...te reality show which has just been renewed for another season- also which cast member says she’s not coming back? A young power couple in Hollywood seemingly broke up, and 2 reality stars got married...again!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I didn't know who six were. Really? I love putting that story up and it always like people love it that when I watch the men tell all and it's like, Brad, Chris R. Marcus. And you're like, who? Who? Who?
Starting point is 00:00:13 Who? This is not skinny but not fat. And I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about. This is not skinny. but not fat I just had your free Halo tip
Starting point is 00:00:35 your free Halo Top ice cream Yeah It's so good It's so fucking good Oh my God I'm so blessed Hashtag Blast
Starting point is 00:00:45 To have a gazillion Halo tops right now Barely fitting in my freezer But I have to say like The Pops Like I haven't tried all the flavors But I've tried Halo Top before And liked it
Starting point is 00:00:59 but the pops, which I just gave you a cookie dough pop that's 50 calories. Oh, my God. It was delicious. Like, you know when like something just hits the spot and is like just enough? Yeah. Like that's all you need. And I love the portion control aspect of a pop, you know? Yes, me too.
Starting point is 00:01:19 That's why I think it's kind of like it's harder for me when they're packaged. Yeah. Yeah. Agreed. I would eat the whole pint every single time. You would eat the whole pint? Yeah. But the pop makes it.
Starting point is 00:01:29 it so that, you know, I'm good. Anyway, we all have a sweet tooth, so I definitely need something sweet after every single meal. I know, even breakfast. I know. It's really a problem, though, because I try to only have, like, one sweet thing a day, but then, like, you have breakfast and then you need something. No, so my breakfast is usually sweet anyway, because it's, like, strawberries and, like, granola and, like, stuff like that. But then lunch, I need something sweet. So then I do, but then dinner, I'm like, fuck, I had something sweet already today. I know, I know. I think about that, too.
Starting point is 00:02:01 So what do you do? So you know what I do? Okay, this is my advice. If you have the little pop after lunch or dinner, whichever, the other time you'll have a little piece of dark chocolate, which I feel like you do. And that's totally fine. Oh. Or like, I bought, you know, those rice rolls? Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Mom's obsessed with them. Oh, my God. Oh, no, I'm not obsessed with them. Oh, my God. But, like, yeah, like, change it up. If you have a pop for, after your lunch meal. then after your dinner meal, like, I'll have, like, a pop with, like, a little almond butter and, like, change it up. And then it doesn't feel so redundant or bad.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the way to go. It's the way to go. But, like, you should kind of, like, disperse your supply of halo top because, like, you haven't given me any. I offered it to you. You did, but, like, give it to me. Well, first of all, I have to go through the flavors and see, like, which I won. Which one you don't want.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Well, exactly. You think I'm going to give you the chocolate chip cookie dough? Yeah, why not? Because I think they're the best. I think I started with the best. I will have to try out all the flaves. Okay. Well, I hope everyone is well this week and is feeling good and in good spirits
Starting point is 00:03:16 and then Mercury is not in like retrograde or something because it is for me. It's always in retrograde for you or something. Do you know what I read about Mercury in retrograde once? like it doesn't make you feel like sad it just makes you feel like confused or something like it's not like making you go crazy yeah yeah it's like fucks with your like balance or something i don't know i think something else is fucking with your balance yeah like my chemicals in my brain yeah and also your like hormones because it's that time it's not that time we can't say it's that time before my period during my period and after my period is always that time i've noticed that on on this podcast you come for me
Starting point is 00:03:58 and I feel like my listeners are now noticing that you're bullying and you're being an anti-mental health advocate. Me? You? I'm a social worker. Every time you mention that I'm crazy. Wait, hold on question.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Every time you mention that I'm crazy, every time you say something about my hormones, every time you mention my period. Think about it. Amanda. You're creating a bad name for yourself. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I have a question. Yeah. Who's always in support and trying to give you great advice always? My therapist? No, not your therapist. My mom? Are you kidding?
Starting point is 00:04:33 My hubs? I'm like literally better than mom when it comes to that shit. I mean, you might be better than mom. Mom today. Like, oh my God, okay, this is a good story. My mom calls me the other day and she's like, Ariel talked to me this morning and she called me right in the morning and she never calls me right in the morning and I got worried, like, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:04:55 And I was like, okay. Wait, she gossiped to you about why? I asked her to walk to the train with me. Oh, my God. This lady, I can't. She goes, she goes, so I got, you know, Ariel never calls me in the morning. Like, she never wants to walk with me in the morning to the subway or whatever. And she's like, and then we walked together and do you know what she talked to me about?
Starting point is 00:05:14 And I was like, no. And I guess I was like your boyfriend. Like, I wasn't sure. And she was like, what is the first thing she talked to you about this morning? And I was like, oh, her weight. And she was like, yeah, blah, blah. And like, so then I was. I was like, she was like, that you told her what I had said to you.
Starting point is 00:05:32 And then I was like, what did you say to her? And she's like, that she has to go check what she's allergic to. And I'm like, how do you talk to? She gives the worst advice. Like, I'm sorry, my mom used to give such good advice today. It's like weird shit. Like Ariel comes to me and, you know, every time we like support each other with weight stuff, like, you know, try something different this week. Or you're bloated or you ate MSG yesterday.
Starting point is 00:05:55 You're like, it's probably because you started working out or roll. give like constructive but, you know, sympathetic advice that makes you feel good, but also isn't like, you're fine, like keep on gaining weight. But literally I'm like, Ariel called my mom this morning, wanted to walk with her. And what her advice was to you was to go. And my mom goes to me, her body's rejecting something. That's what I was going to say. She's allergic to something. And I was like, no, mom. Like, no mom. Mom, you know that we've struggled with weight our entire lives. like I are we it's never been easy for us to maintain a weight it's never been it's never going to be easy for us to and if we want to be at our thinness then we have to like not eat which
Starting point is 00:06:37 we're not willing to do we're not willing to do no so we want to eat and we don't believe in starving yourself and we believe in like a healthy balanced way of living so we struggle with that and with looking our best and feeling our best but I can't come to mom and have her offer like and stupid advice I know and I feel like for us even where I was like trying to figure out what's like the best way to go about this week and what we should eat. But I feel like at the end of the day, which is something you just brought up, we really just want to feel our best. Forget about looking your best because when you look good, then you feel good.
Starting point is 00:07:10 But like we really, I think, want to feel good about ourselves, about what we're wearing, about everything. So I think that's the main thing. But the one thing I will say is that I did ask mom to walk with me to use her to vent, vent about what I was feeling that morning. I feel like I've never vented to mom about weight because with me I feel like she's like thinks I'm on the verge
Starting point is 00:07:31 that I could like have an eating disorder so she always tells me I look good but it's funny that you like I know the certain things to not vent her like I wouldn't vent to her about like feeling fat I know and I like especially to a woman who eats almonds
Starting point is 00:07:46 and like still works out no I know it but I did vent to her and then she ended up just telling me like you reject your body's rejecting something I'm like what's your body rejecting almond yogurt or like eggs that's why I asked her I was like what is she's like maybe the vegan cheese and I'm like I couldn't no I was like it's not like it's not like it's vegan cheese and then ice cream I'm like oh so eat like no pot of cheese I don't know with a spoon
Starting point is 00:08:15 but that's balance you guys that's balance we're going to take a quick break probably eat another ice cream and come right back Hey, guys, you know where you are. Not Skin, but Not Fat Podcast. Welcome back. We're with my sister Ariel today. Co-host. Co-host till the next guest.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Until you can, like, throw me into the garbage. Until I can throw you into the garbage and never bring you back. Oh my God. That's the meanest. thing you've ever said. Oh, that sounded like Dramatico. Speaking of moving
Starting point is 00:09:02 into the garbage, never ringing back, no, I'm just kidding. That was an awful transition. But I did want to talk about Lily, Reinhardt, and Cole Sprauss. Wait, what's happening in Hollywood?
Starting point is 00:09:13 As individuals, I'm okay with them. And, like, you guys know, I watched Riverdale until the gargoyle Kings and whatever weird-ass shit. And I was always, like, kind of annoyed by their relationship because they're dating, and they're like, you know, teenage, I mean, not teenage, but early 20s, heart throbs,
Starting point is 00:09:30 and they're supposed to be living their best life, super into it. But they're like, super like, we don't talk about a relationship. And, like, they're always super private and they've never wanted to confirm it. And, like, if they got asked at, like, a public form about their relationship, they're like, please don't ask us. No, one time, one of the interviewers that was going to interview them said that, like, one of the topics that they are not allowed to bring up is their relationships. First of all, you guys, let me just show you why are you those dumb?
Starting point is 00:09:57 I sent you this article yesterday that Andy Cohen had Mark Consuelos on... Yes, yes, I remember. He was the dad in Riverdale. He had, Andy Cohen had Mark Consuelos on, who's Kelly Rippa's husband in real life. And basically, one of the questions was that he heard they broke up now, Cole and Lily. So Andy said that he has heard that that's... the rumor going around, and that it's weird because in every interview he has done with them, he was given the, you know, rule to not ask them about the relationship, which is like,
Starting point is 00:10:36 I feel like for the CW annoying, because like it's the thing that you would want to use to promote the show. And instead of them going with the flow and being grateful for the show and being like, okay, use our relationship for it, they're like, no. It's like, who even are you? Who even cares? Like, go with it. like whatever. And like what's the point? Like what's going to happen if you say yes, we're dating? So now, so that, you know, that's how they've been throughout their entire relationship, very secretive, very not wanting to talk about it, very wanting to like be individuals and like
Starting point is 00:11:07 blah, blah, blah. Now, um, they're like too cool. They're too cool. They're way too cool. They're too cool. But now, um, came out that they broke up like every media outlet, um, ran the story yesterday. And what's so interesting is that today,
Starting point is 00:11:23 really in the last hour they both put up on their Instagram they did a joint cover for W Magazine and Lily put up the picture from there from the cover
Starting point is 00:11:37 and wrote Breaking a reliable source has confirmed that none of you know shit so cool you guys right and then Cole put up something even more annoying and then Cole Spouse
Starting point is 00:11:49 put up like I didn't understand that sentence unprecedented Cole Spouse and Lily Reinhard became the flesh of reliable sources to fuel their
Starting point is 00:11:57 Bashanilian sex cult Yeah, why can't you just fucking speak? But then you guys I kind of read the article and it's so weird
Starting point is 00:12:08 because by their Instagram post it looks like they didn't break up, right? Yeah. Like Lily's saying none of you know shit. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:16 But in the article, the guy, the interviewer from W. Magazine says that they broke up. but but they're denying that it's true that's what I'm saying it's kind of a mixed message here
Starting point is 00:12:29 no no no no no I'm explaining to you what's going on right now oh they put up the W magazine they put up they put up the W magazine and the caption seems as if they're debunking the the stories that are published that they broke up but what I'm saying in the article the interviewer is saying I interviewed Cole and Lily about a month ago, but now when they were together and now they are uncoupled.
Starting point is 00:13:00 That's what he writes in the article. So it's very weird the way this is like played out. I don't get it. I know. That's what I'm trying to understand. Yeah. I don't get it. And I just like don't even get it.
Starting point is 00:13:11 But in the article, in the article as well, the interviewer from W Magazine said that the whole point was the joint cover, but they didn't want to be interviewed together. Cole had a separate day of interviewing and Lily had a separate day and when they tried to ask them as to why they wouldn't be interviewed together they basically said that they in a very like politically correct
Starting point is 00:13:34 like self-righteous explanation like the Lily wants to be known for herself and he wants to be known for himself and they don't want you know it to be like just give me a second to vomit and I'll be right back no because it's like you know what
Starting point is 00:13:49 I think that people you know should sometimes just be thankful for their platform and for what they're given. And not that I'm saying that, you know, stardom doesn't come with flaws and it doesn't come with negative aspects of like invasion of privacy and blah, blah, blah. But you're on a teenage, like, cult show, okay? People are loving, people would, like, die for you to be together. You're together in real life or we're up till now or whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Then, like, give it to us. Like, don't fucking, you don't even, you don't have to post. pictures every day, but you can just be like, we're together, we're in love, like, hopefully forever, if not, then cool and goodbye. Yeah. And you know what's weird? Cammy Mendez's relationship and Melton aren't, isn't like such a huge thing as Lily and Cole. Right. Which, like, why? They're both just as. First of all, I like, I actually like Cammy. I feel like she seems like she seems like a cool person and she seems less like with a stick up her ass, like Lily and cold.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Like, they, they really think they're too cool for school. Right. It's like, Lily, two seconds ago, you were on, like, someone's couch in L.A. trying to make it work. Like, you made it. You know, you made it and let the public in. Yeah. You know, I don't think it's not much of that.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Don't even, because, like, don't go out of your way to not let the plug it in. And they go out of their way. Like, I've seen interviews with them at, like, Comic Con, where, like, someone in the audience ask something. And they're like, don't answer. that. And, you know, the fact that Andy Cohen gets, you know, gets told before an interview that he can't ask that. And it's like, oh, my God, who do you think you are, like, Prince William? So get over it. Like, everyone knows. But that's what I'm saying. Now, you guys, it's super
Starting point is 00:15:33 confusing because, like I said, every news outlet came out with the fact that they broke up, then they put up this thing being like, you guys don't know shit. But in the article, which they are promoting themselves, the interviewer says, I interviewed them together, but now they are broken up so it's like a super weird situation anyway white people problems you know what i mean yeah you know i'm saying mm-hmm anyway we had the mental all on the bachelorette this week bachelor nation say what oh my god oh oh oh oh my god holy shit like i feel like it was so good it was so good and for the first time i didn't know who one person was instead of like six. I didn't know who six were.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I love putting that story up and it always like people love it that when I watch the mental all and it's like Brad, Chris R. Marcus and you're like, who, who, who? I didn't experience that this time. I kind of knew. No. You probably weren't doing attention. But did you see Devin trying to get camera time? I know. There's always there's always one of those which like you know that they get approved by the producer in the back. You know, backstage producers, like, do you want to go out and say something? You know, it's just like, so contrived and so dumb. But Luke P got so much fucking airtime.
Starting point is 00:16:58 I was almost like, okay. The Luke P. show. It was the Luke P show. It was a Luke P show. You should have given him 10 minutes to explain himself. Not only, like, first of all, they gave him 10 minutes in silences. Like, it took him 10 minutes to answer the questions. He was like, Chris, I need a minute.
Starting point is 00:17:14 And he just, like, sat there and thought. I felt uncomfortable. like on my couch in my house like I was like can you not be silent for one second? Because he basically like he didn't know what to say. If he did the same shit that he did all season he like apologized but at the same time if you asked him if he regrets
Starting point is 00:17:29 anything he said no and at the same time if you ask him to explain his actions he kind of stands behind them but then he like apologized so he's a piece of shit and you just text me the other day that he's not verified on Instagram and it's funny because like people with less air time on The Bachelorette
Starting point is 00:17:44 John Paul Jones which like oh my god I mean he's cute but I mean what's happening you guys but like he's so funny I think his whole shtick is like that he's funny and he literally just says it as it is he's like I came on
Starting point is 00:17:58 super cool met a bunch of bros like he didn't even like care about Hannah and she didn't care that he didn't care what else interesting happened Hannah like spoke the truth she was like again about the sex
Starting point is 00:18:15 She looked good She looked so good And she was like She just like says the truth She's like I'm done being shamed by you Shut the fuck up And I believe Yeah
Starting point is 00:18:24 But about like yeah I guess like it was really The Luke P show Like I don't even think Anything else was really talked about No And what's funny is that they brought Because John Paul Jones is interesting
Starting point is 00:18:34 They brought him out to like sit Oh they gave John Paul Jones the couch Yeah And like you'd think like Mike Does Mike get the couch Like Mike didn't get the couch No he just spoke to him from the chair for two seconds
Starting point is 00:18:47 Mike's going to be The Bachelor. You think? Yeah. I mean, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. But we also saw, well, you sent me because somehow you got to Hannah's mom's Instagram page. Wait, I'm telling you, my 11 p.m. Stocking Sessions. Goes deep. They go, like, clearly. I like got to her mom's
Starting point is 00:19:09 page some out. She got to her mom who was showing a picture of shipping out Hannah's car to L.A. She wrote the last thing to leave. My baby's going to L.A. or something. She moved to L.A. Which makes people think she picked Pilot Pete, which I don't know she picked,
Starting point is 00:19:27 but he's the only one that lives in California. I mean, I would really be thrilled if she picked Pilot Pete. And he's cute because he put up a video on the MENTAL. He was like, hey, guys, like I'm not at the MENTAL. I have to do a flight today, Delta, going to Sacramento or like I'm like I don't know if I would want to be
Starting point is 00:19:47 on your flight like I don't I can't decide Oh because you like don't know how he flies So he's like a baby He's like a baby Like if he was on the Bachelorette I don't know Would you want him like him to fly you? I've stalked him enough to know he comes from Literally a family of like
Starting point is 00:20:03 Pilots his dad's a pilot His brother is a pilot The dad's dads was a pilot Like everyone's a pilot in that family So such a crazy profession to be a pilot. It's insane. It's insane. And they really love flying any plane, small planes, like engineless planes. Do you remember when they went in that fucking baby ass? Like, that's what I'm saying. It could be like an engineless plane. Yeah. And he's like,
Starting point is 00:20:27 let's go. Yay. But Hannah was also chill. Chill. Like, can't tell you. Which brings me to Deanie babies, who I, like, also send you videos of him like, Dina Unglort. Dean Unglard. Or whatever. Who's so hot. But, like, he's risking his life every day with the shit that he's doing. What does he do? We'll tell everyone what he's doing. So I was, like, looking at the, sorry, I was, like, looking at the stuff that he was doing.
Starting point is 00:20:53 He's, like, on rocks, on the edge of, like, dying, climbing them. He's jumping out of planes, like, it's his job. He's, like, this one wasn't as good. Like, let me keep going. It's, like, it's kind of crazy. I mean, there's, people are extreme. Like, to me, like, being adventurous is, like, going out on Friday. Being adventurous is like going to Central Park and walking around.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Like you can't compare yourself to anybody who's like a little adventure. You're dissing me again. I'm dissing me again. I'm sorry. Oh my God. I'm sorry. But it's true. You're like to me adventure is going out.
Starting point is 00:21:26 We're talking about people who like adventure, even hiking. But Dini Babies is literally like on the edge of a rock like 100,000 feet in the air. No, it's but it's obviously like he's searching for something. Let's be honest. Yeah. True. He's really searching for a thrill. And he has like daddy.
Starting point is 00:21:41 his dad is like a Buddha or something. What's his dad? Yeah, yeah. And his mom died when he was young. Yeah. Yeah. So it's sad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:49 But he, yeah, the promo for fucking BIP Bachelor in Paradise looks fucking co-razy. There are so many hot people on it. Dini Babies is on it. Kailin is on it from Colton season. Hannah G. We know Hannah G. G. Blake.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Blake is on it. Demi is on it. Yeah, with her girlfriend, I think. Apparently she's like bisexual. Apparently, Blake makes out with everyone. Oh, Christina is on it, right? Who's Christina? Christina Shulman.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Again. Again, yeah. No, again with Dini Babies? I feel like she, I may be wrong. But apparently in real life, Dini Babies and Katelyn are together. That's the rumor. Yeah, I saw that rumor. Let's see how long that lasts before he, like, goes away to Costa Rica or something.
Starting point is 00:22:33 And does something crazy. Yeah. Yeah. But no, the trailer looked insane, like, better than the whole Bachelor. better than legit better than the whole bachelor and usually you know what's weird about about hannah season than the rest when they show the promos for the final rose usually they show the men like walking up they don't show obviously like just the lower half their suits and they don't show any of that they don't show her standing waiting wow true usually they show like
Starting point is 00:23:03 two men and you don't know her standing waiting there's none of that you just this week well this is airing Tuesday. So on Monday, what episode aired? Monday, the season finale starts. They do two parts, Monday and Tuesday. Oh. So it's a two-part finale. It's coming. It's like this, this week. This week. Mm-hmm. I see. But, but, yeah, usually they, like, show and they didn't show. And I'm just, like, curious to see what happens. Oh, because it might not be another, it might be another, like, cult in ending. Maybe. Where it's, like, not real. Where it's, like, not real. Okay, you guys, we'll be right back. Did you see what Stephanie Pratt posted today that I posted?
Starting point is 00:23:56 I went in deep. You went in deep. Because I had to search what Heidi did to Lauren because I forgot. Okay. So let's start with this and then you'll tell us because I don't remember. But apparently the Hills has been picked up. for a second season by MTV, and Stephanie Pratt put up a post today where she wrote that she's back in London, she's happy to be back in London, basically some of what she said, I'll read to
Starting point is 00:24:23 you, that she's back in London where evil siblings don't exist, um, above, blah, blah, Spencer often screamed that everyone hates me, is fake nice to me, go back to London because no one wants me here. And Heidi, I have no words for how evil you are. You are an awful human being. You're a hideous person. No wonder you don't have one friend. Your nanny doesn't count. You pay her.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Justin Bobby, you were my rock the entire series. I love you and thank you. P.S. Spoiler alert. We never hooked up. Audrina is crazy. Like you dated this guy 10 years ago. You married someone else, have a child with him. And as if you liked Justin, you were dating someone off camera,
Starting point is 00:25:06 the guy you went on a blind date with the night after the festival. No one plays a better victim. no one plays a better victim than you oh my god you should actually go into acting ugh and all the months you spend trying to get all the girls against me i mean that's spidey's job anyway you guys um she went off here i feel kind of bad for adrina because like i haven't watched the last couple episodes of the hills but we know that adrenas like been through it um we know she had an abusive uh baby daddy um that she's a single mom now so i feel like just saying that she plays the victim is kind of like hurtful and i feel like stephanie's kind of like unhinged right now she is i mean like i feel like there is truth to like some of what she's saying i feel like spencer is and hidey can not be nice and when i searched
Starting point is 00:25:59 what he did what did she do when they were best friends Heidi is the one that like put out the rumor that Lauren and Jason made a sex tape. And for Lauren, that was a huge deal. I think she was like 18, 20 at the time. Wait, was there a sex tape? There was never a sex tape. I mean, not that it could- So why did Heidi put it out? Because she wanted to get like media attention. For Lauren? I don't know. Or like she, she was trying to like, maybe they were fighting, but she put that rumor out. And so everybody was hating on her for that because it was an awful rumor to put out. I think she put it out because it was at the stage of their relationship when they were fighting, not when they were best friends.
Starting point is 00:26:40 And she wanted to make Lauren's life. But why is Stephanie so upset about it? Because she's saying that Heidi is a miserable, awful person. Really? She said that. No, but I'm saying like really just because of the Lauren thing, that's the thing. No, and I'm sure because of the personal thing. No, I'm sure. And because of what she's done to Stephanie.
Starting point is 00:26:59 What does she do to Stephanie? I think that there's like shit we don't know about. Oh, I thought you went on a deep dive and searched galore. No, I can't find that part. I can only find what she did to Lauren. Oh. Well, everyone seems super fucked up there. Like, I'm sure Spidey are fucked up.
Starting point is 00:27:15 And it seems like Stephanie has her own fucking issues. And I can believe the part about Justin Bobby and, like, the romance is kind of not being real. But it may be real to Adriena. Like, we know she was always in love with him. So maybe, like, it was part of the show, but Audrina, like, legit got hurt. But I did read that she is dating somebody off camera That like both her and Justin Bobby were dating people off camera So they just like wanted to make it a thing
Starting point is 00:27:44 So I guess it's producers that wanted to make that a storyline Because that's interesting I mean with everything that's been said about the hills Like they're getting back for a second season So I guess it wasn't that bad I know I know but I just hate that it's all so fake And it's like it's a reality show But it's really scripted
Starting point is 00:28:02 And, like, no one's shutting the fuck up. Like, at least, like, if it's scripted, then shut the fuck up about it. Yeah, yeah. But they're all, like, saying that it's scripted. So it's like, like, let us at least, at least, like, being the illusion that it's real. No, it's all scripted. In my favorite reality show news, Vanderpump rules, which I can't wait for season eight, and which I hope isn't scripted.
Starting point is 00:28:25 I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a pinogrigio. They're all in Vegas right now. And apparently, like I mentioned, on last week's podcast that Katie and Schwartz apparently never handed in their marriage license, they went to Vegas to get that official. I mean, good for them. And I saw that Lisa Vanderpump went ziplining. She went like, so it's probably being filmed for season eight because season eight is being filmed right now. So I'm sure that's just like part of the storyline. Of course.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I mean, not storyline, but like that she has to do it for the show because it's funny. to watch her go Ziplining. Oh, Lisa, no, I mean storyline that Katie and Schwartz are getting their marriage license official. The New York City Housewives reunion is on, you guys, and it is Corray, Corray. The Real, on the Real Housewives. You know I'm team Bethany usually, but she's being a big B on this. reunion to Tinsley. And I feel kind of bad because Tinsley's dog died. And yes, she did some weird shit. Okay. Tinsley's dog died and like she was so upset. She called 911, which apparently you don't call
Starting point is 00:29:43 911. Good to know. Knock on one. Just scared myself. What I mean is they made fun of her calling 911. And then she like froze the dog and like thawed the dog. Something like weird so her sister can see the dog because her sister like doesn't live in New York froze and thawed yeah no no this doesn't sound right are you sure yeah she froze and thawed yeah she thawed the dog she froze it took it out of the freezer and then let it I mean
Starting point is 00:30:12 there's like a thing a place where they do that not her by yourself okay so Bethany was like making fun of her like on the reunion and I felt kind of bad because I don't know if you remember but Bethany's dog cookie um had like seizures
Starting point is 00:30:28 and I think this was like last year and Bethany captured everything on her story like she was like I don't know what to do like cookie seizing it was like traumatizing like I watched it and the dog ended up dying um but it was a very hard thing to watch bethany put everything up on her story she couldn't make it to the vet in time she was like out in the hamptons so I felt like yes the freezing and the thawing that tinsley did was weird but um on the reunion bethany was really trying hard not to laugh and was like this so ridiculous and kind of like snide commenting about it. And I didn't really like that just because I feel like there are topics that you should just be sensitive about. Especially because like you
Starting point is 00:31:08 saw how hard it was to lose your dog. Yeah. And like how you were like public about it and people could make fun of you and be like, oh my God, do see how she was, you know, cry? Like it just felt like very out of place. And yeah, I just don't know how these women or how on reality shows people, you know, you have to have such tough skin. because on reality shows, everyone comes for everyone. Like, you're not, you're never safe. No, you're not. You're never safe.
Starting point is 00:31:35 It's so catty. It's so catty, and it's like, this one wants airtime, so she's going to, like, be a bitch to this one, so they show her more, or, and it's just, like, they're already programmed to, like, say everything in your face and say everything behind your back and, like, question everything you do and say, and it's like, you know, you see people get, like, just torn apart, like, and, you know, Luann, who is a diva and is, like, aloof and is kind of crazy, but everyone's
Starting point is 00:32:06 coming for her because she's, like, super, like, I'm a cabaret star, blah, blah, blah, but she is supposed to be sober by law, and they're all in the reunion being, like, we don't think you're sober, and, like, we think you're drinking on the side. And she's, like, telling them, like, you guys, like, you know that this can be held in court, like, against me, like, what you're saying. Like, it could be taken into account. And Ramona's like, I don't know. I think you're drinking. I think you're still drinking.
Starting point is 00:32:33 And I'm like, these fucking bitches, even if they don't like love each other, they're together for like 20 years doing this show up for Luanne. Just shut up. Like, shut up. Shut up. So it's so super catty. And I just, you know, watching it and you try to put yourself in those shoes for a second and say, would I be able to handle this kind of shit?
Starting point is 00:32:57 no I'd like I want everyone to like me I want everyone to be nice to me wouldn't be able to handle it it's too much you're about to talk shit about me again no how weak I am mentally no emotionally no you I think that you're a good person and so that you wouldn't be able to handle like I don't think that you would like want camera time if it meant like treating somebody not nicely or like talking so much shit about them do you know what I mean yeah it needs to be authentic but I guess nothing interesting. But the Kardashians don't really like do that. Like the drama, like the drama for the upcoming season of the Kardashians is like Courtney and Kim planning North and P's
Starting point is 00:33:38 birthday party and Courtney wants it to be gluten free. And Kim's like, it's candy land. Like, it can't be gluing free. Like that's their drama. Yeah. And Courtney, yeah, Courtney turning 30. But it's still just as interesting. 40, sorry. And J-Lo in real life, you guys, turned 50. this bitch is abnormal. No, she gets better looking every year. It's literally abnormal. Who can like keep up with this? Like, I don't know what she does, but it's working.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Beyonce is getting real about her weight loss journey. In a new video, she reveals that she was like 175 pounds pre-cochella. And she did like this like 22-day program that she details. That's like completely plant-based. Remember when we watched the Coachella movie? And she was like, so how much does she weigh now? I don't know. Oh, I thought it said.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Yeah, but she kind of said something bad. She said, I was a woman that felt like my body was not mine. And she said that it's every woman's nightmare to, like, gain weight, basically. And people are upset about that, obviously. I mean, yeah, people are upset about that. But, like, in real time, like, we also talk about this. where it's like, it sucks to gain weight. It's not like your nightmare, but it sucks to gain weight.
Starting point is 00:35:02 And it's really hard to lose it. So, I mean, that's an okay thing to say if that's what she felt. But I guess she has like so many people listening to her. Did you like her as Nala and the Lion King? Yes, I was a little actually. No, you know, I really felt like the best one, like you said, was Pumba. Oh, Seth Rogen is Pumba, you guys. it's perfection and legit lulled it was so good and i thought like simba was pretty good and the dad
Starting point is 00:35:34 mufasa was a good voice yeah i mean that's earl k jones remember who you are who you are remember remember oh what's his name i yeah i don't know what his name is remember oh james earl jones No, by the way, I looked over in the theater or yelled like dancing to Kuna Matata. It's like, oh my God. Oh, my God. That was really fun for me. I didn't, like, literally, it's weird to think how, like, Lion King was appropriate for, like, babies.
Starting point is 00:36:14 It's not. It's scary. It is. It is. And especially, like, this animated version is, like, even scarier. This is, like, meant for, like, 21 and up. No, I'm not kidding. Literally.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Anyway, what else is now? What else is a new? Can I just say something sad that I just saw? What? I saw, and I didn't know this before, that Selma Blair has MS. But she's such a star, and she's, like, such an inspiration. Multiple sclerosis. Yeah, multiple sclerosis.
Starting point is 00:36:46 And I was just looking, not to be sad, but just, like, to see her process through it. And she's just, like, just such an inspiration and such a good person. And I just needed to say that. I've seen her. I know she has it. And I've seen her on Instagram just be very outspoken about it, very strong. And that she's like a tough cookie and a little spunky lady. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:11 And she's really positive through it all. And she's not letting it get her down. And I just feel like it's so good to be vocal because she has a voice and other people experiencing things, you know, can learn from her and stuff. You know? That's a nice note. to end on. Yeah. That's what I wanted to say. Okay, you guys, well, thank you for listening on that note. I love you. I will see you next Tuesday. I hope that you enjoyed this podcast. And if you are listening right now and are finishing up listening, screenshot that you are, DM it to me,
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