Not Skinny But Not Fat - Nearing The Final Rose & A Hollywood Breakup
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I didn't know who six were.
Really?
I love putting that story up and it always like people love it that when I watch the
men tell all and it's like, Brad, Chris R.
Marcus.
And you're like, who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
This is not skinny but not fat.
And I'm your host, Amanda, bringing you the latest in all celebrity gossip, reality TV
recaps and anything happening in Hollywood right now that I just can't keep my mouth shut about.
This is not skinny.
but not fat
I just had
your free Halo tip
your free Halo Top
ice cream
Yeah
It's so good
It's so fucking good
Oh my God
I'm so blessed
Hashtag Blast
To have a gazillion
Halo tops right now
Barely fitting in my freezer
But I have to say like
The Pops
Like I haven't tried all the flavors
But I've tried Halo Top before
And liked it
but the pops, which I just gave you a cookie dough pop that's 50 calories.
Oh, my God.
It was delicious.
Like, you know when like something just hits the spot and is like just enough?
Yeah.
Like that's all you need.
And I love the portion control aspect of a pop, you know?
Yes, me too.
That's why I think it's kind of like it's harder for me when they're packaged.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Agreed.
I would eat the whole pint every single time.
You would eat the whole pint?
Yeah.
But the pop makes it.
it so that, you know, I'm good. Anyway, we all have a sweet tooth, so I definitely need something sweet
after every single meal. I know, even breakfast. I know. It's really a problem, though, because
I try to only have, like, one sweet thing a day, but then, like, you have breakfast and then you need
something. No, so my breakfast is usually sweet anyway, because it's, like, strawberries and, like,
granola and, like, stuff like that. But then lunch, I need something sweet. So then I do, but then
dinner, I'm like, fuck, I had something sweet already today.
I know, I know.
I think about that, too.
So what do you do?
So you know what I do?
Okay, this is my advice.
If you have the little pop after lunch or dinner, whichever, the other time you'll have a little piece of dark chocolate, which I feel like you do.
And that's totally fine.
Oh.
Or like, I bought, you know, those rice rolls?
Yeah, I know.
Mom's obsessed with them.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, I'm not obsessed with them.
Oh, my God.
But, like, yeah, like, change it up.
If you have a pop for, after your lunch meal.
then after your dinner meal, like, I'll have, like, a pop with, like, a little almond butter and, like, change it up.
And then it doesn't feel so redundant or bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the way to go.
It's the way to go.
But, like, you should kind of, like, disperse your supply of halo top because, like, you haven't given me any.
I offered it to you.
You did, but, like, give it to me.
Well, first of all, I have to go through the flavors and see, like, which I won.
Which one you don't want.
Well, exactly.
You think I'm going to give you the chocolate chip cookie dough?
Yeah, why not?
Because I think they're the best.
I think I started with the best.
I will have to try out all the flaves.
Okay.
Well, I hope everyone is well this week and is feeling good and in good spirits
and then Mercury is not in like retrograde or something because it is for me.
It's always in retrograde for you or something.
Do you know what I read about Mercury in retrograde once?
like it doesn't make you feel like sad it just makes you feel like confused or something like it's not like making you go crazy
yeah yeah it's like fucks with your like balance or something i don't know i think something else is
fucking with your balance yeah like my chemicals in my brain yeah and also your like hormones
because it's that time it's not that time we can't say it's that time before my period during my
period and after my period is always that time i've noticed that on on this podcast you come for me
and I feel like my listeners are now noticing
that you're bullying
and you're being an anti-mental health advocate.
Me?
You?
I'm a social worker.
Every time you mention that I'm crazy.
Wait, hold on question.
Every time you mention that I'm crazy,
every time you say something about my hormones,
every time you mention my period.
Think about it.
Amanda.
You're creating a bad name for yourself.
That's what I'm saying.
No, no, no.
I have a question.
Yeah.
Who's always in support
and trying to give you great advice always?
My therapist?
No, not your therapist.
My mom?
Are you kidding?
My hubs?
I'm like literally better than mom when it comes to that shit.
I mean, you might be better than mom.
Mom today.
Like, oh my God, okay, this is a good story.
My mom calls me the other day and she's like,
Ariel talked to me this morning and she called me right in the morning
and she never calls me right in the morning and I got worried, like, blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, okay.
Wait, she gossiped to you about why?
I asked her to walk to the train with me.
Oh, my God.
This lady, I can't.
She goes, she goes, so I got, you know, Ariel never calls me in the morning.
Like, she never wants to walk with me in the morning to the subway or whatever.
And she's like, and then we walked together and do you know what she talked to me about?
And I was like, no.
And I guess I was like your boyfriend.
Like, I wasn't sure.
And she was like, what is the first thing she talked to you about this morning?
And I was like, oh, her weight.
And she was like, yeah, blah, blah.
And like, so then I was.
I was like, she was like, that you told her what I had said to you.
And then I was like, what did you say to her?
And she's like, that she has to go check what she's allergic to.
And I'm like, how do you talk to?
She gives the worst advice.
Like, I'm sorry, my mom used to give such good advice today.
It's like weird shit.
Like Ariel comes to me and, you know, every time we like support each other with weight stuff, like, you know, try something different this week.
Or you're bloated or you ate MSG yesterday.
You're like, it's probably because you started working out or roll.
give like constructive but, you know, sympathetic advice that makes you feel good, but also isn't
like, you're fine, like keep on gaining weight. But literally I'm like, Ariel called my mom this
morning, wanted to walk with her. And what her advice was to you was to go. And my mom goes
to me, her body's rejecting something. That's what I was going to say. She's allergic to something.
And I was like, no, mom. Like, no mom. Mom, you know that we've struggled with weight our entire lives.
like I are we it's never been easy for us to maintain a weight it's never been it's never
going to be easy for us to and if we want to be at our thinness then we have to like not eat which
we're not willing to do we're not willing to do no so we want to eat and we don't believe in starving
yourself and we believe in like a healthy balanced way of living so we struggle with that and with
looking our best and feeling our best but I can't come to mom and have her offer like and
stupid advice I know and I feel like for us even where I was like
trying to figure out what's like the best way to go about this week and what we should eat.
But I feel like at the end of the day, which is something you just brought up, we really just
want to feel our best.
Forget about looking your best because when you look good, then you feel good.
But like we really, I think, want to feel good about ourselves, about what we're wearing, about
everything.
So I think that's the main thing.
But the one thing I will say is that I did ask mom to walk with me to use her to vent, vent about
what I was feeling that morning.
I feel like I've never vented to mom about weight
because with me I feel like she's like
thinks I'm on the verge
that I could like have an eating disorder
so she always tells me I look good
but it's funny that you
like I know the certain things to not vent her
like I wouldn't vent to her
about like feeling fat
I know and I like
especially to a woman who eats almonds
and like still works out
no I know it but I did vent to her
and then she ended up just telling me like
you reject your body's rejecting something
I'm like what's your body rejecting
almond yogurt or like eggs that's why I asked her I was like what is she's like maybe the
vegan cheese and I'm like I couldn't no I was like it's not like it's not like it's vegan
cheese and then ice cream I'm like oh so eat like no pot of cheese I don't know with a spoon
but that's balance you guys that's balance we're going to take a quick break probably
eat another ice cream and come right back
Hey, guys, you know where you are.
Not Skin, but Not Fat Podcast.
Welcome back.
We're with my sister Ariel today.
Co-host.
Co-host till the next guest.
Until you can, like, throw me into the garbage.
Until I can throw you into the garbage and never bring you back.
Oh my God.
That's the meanest.
thing you've ever said.
Oh, that sounded like
Dramatico.
Speaking of moving
into the garbage,
never ringing back,
no, I'm just kidding.
That was an awful transition.
But I did want to talk about
Lily, Reinhardt, and Cole Sprauss.
Wait, what's happening
in Hollywood?
As individuals, I'm okay with them.
And, like, you guys know,
I watched Riverdale until the gargoyle
Kings and whatever weird-ass shit.
And I was always, like,
kind of annoyed by their relationship
because they're dating,
and they're like, you know, teenage, I mean, not teenage, but early 20s, heart throbs,
and they're supposed to be living their best life, super into it.
But they're like, super like, we don't talk about a relationship.
And, like, they're always super private and they've never wanted to confirm it.
And, like, if they got asked at, like, a public form about their relationship, they're like,
please don't ask us.
No, one time, one of the interviewers that was going to interview them said that, like,
one of the topics that they are not allowed to bring up is their relationships.
First of all, you guys, let me just show you why are you those dumb?
I sent you this article yesterday that Andy Cohen had Mark Consuelos on...
Yes, yes, I remember.
He was the dad in Riverdale.
He had, Andy Cohen had Mark Consuelos on, who's Kelly Rippa's husband in real life.
And basically, one of the questions was that he heard they broke up now, Cole and Lily.
So Andy said that he has heard that that's...
the rumor going around, and that it's weird because in every interview he has done with them,
he was given the, you know, rule to not ask them about the relationship, which is like,
I feel like for the CW annoying, because like it's the thing that you would want to use to promote
the show. And instead of them going with the flow and being grateful for the show and being like,
okay, use our relationship for it, they're like, no. It's like, who even are you? Who even cares? Like, go with it.
like whatever.
And like what's the point?
Like what's going to happen if you say yes, we're dating?
So now, so that, you know, that's how they've been throughout their entire relationship,
very secretive, very not wanting to talk about it, very wanting to like be individuals and like
blah, blah, blah.
Now, um, they're like too cool.
They're too cool.
They're way too cool.
They're too cool.
But now, um, came out that they broke up like every media outlet, um, ran the story
yesterday.
And what's so interesting is that today,
really in the last hour
they both put up
on their Instagram
they did a joint cover
for W Magazine
and Lily put up
the picture from there
from the cover
and wrote Breaking
a reliable source
has confirmed that
none of you know shit
so cool you guys right
and then Cole put up
something even more annoying
and then Cole Spouse
put up
like I didn't understand that sentence
unprecedented
Cole Spouse
and Lily Reinhard
became the flesh
of reliable sources
to fuel their
Bashanilian
sex cult
Yeah, why can't
you just fucking speak?
But then you guys
I kind of read
the article
and it's so weird
because by their
Instagram post
it looks like they
didn't break up, right?
Yeah.
Like Lily's saying
none of you know shit.
Right.
But in the article,
the guy,
the interviewer
from W. Magazine
says that they broke up.
but but they're denying that it's true
that's what I'm saying
it's kind of a mixed message here
no no no no no I'm explaining to you what's going on right now
oh they put up the W magazine
they put up they put up the W magazine
and the caption seems as if they're debunking
the the stories that are published that they broke up
but what I'm saying in the article
the interviewer is saying I interviewed
Cole and Lily about a month ago, but now when they were together and now they are uncoupled.
That's what he writes in the article.
So it's very weird the way this is like played out.
I don't get it.
I know.
That's what I'm trying to understand.
Yeah.
I don't get it.
And I just like don't even get it.
But in the article, in the article as well, the interviewer from W Magazine said that the whole point was the joint cover, but they didn't want to be interviewed together.
Cole had a separate day of interviewing
and Lily had a separate day
and when they tried to ask them
as to why they wouldn't be interviewed together
they basically said that they
in a very like
politically correct
like self-righteous explanation
like the Lily wants to be known for herself
and he wants to be known for himself
and they don't want
you know it to be like
just give me a second to vomit
and I'll be right back
no because it's like you know what
I think that people you know
should sometimes just be thankful for their platform and for what they're given.
And not that I'm saying that, you know,
stardom doesn't come with flaws and it doesn't come with negative aspects of like invasion
of privacy and blah, blah, blah.
But you're on a teenage, like, cult show, okay?
People are loving, people would, like, die for you to be together.
You're together in real life or we're up till now or whatever.
Then, like, give it to us.
Like, don't fucking, you don't even, you don't have to post.
pictures every day, but you can just be like, we're together, we're in love, like, hopefully
forever, if not, then cool and goodbye. Yeah. And you know what's weird? Cammy Mendez's
relationship and Melton aren't, isn't like such a huge thing as Lily and Cole. Right.
Which, like, why? They're both just as. First of all, I like, I actually like Cammy. I feel like
she seems like she seems like a cool person and she seems less like with a stick up her ass, like Lily and
cold.
Like, they, they really think they're too cool for school.
Right.
It's like, Lily, two seconds ago, you were on, like, someone's couch in L.A.
trying to make it work.
Like, you made it.
You know, you made it and let the public in.
Yeah.
You know, I don't think it's not much of that.
Don't even, because, like, don't go out of your way to not let the plug it in.
And they go out of their way.
Like, I've seen interviews with them at, like, Comic Con, where, like, someone in the audience
ask something.
And they're like, don't answer.
that. And, you know, the fact that Andy Cohen gets, you know, gets told before an interview
that he can't ask that. And it's like, oh, my God, who do you think you are, like, Prince William?
So get over it. Like, everyone knows. But that's what I'm saying. Now, you guys, it's super
confusing because, like I said, every news outlet came out with the fact that they broke up, then
they put up this thing being like, you guys don't know shit. But in the article, which they
are promoting themselves, the interviewer says, I interviewed them together, but now they are broken
up so it's like a super weird situation anyway white people problems you know what i mean yeah
you know i'm saying mm-hmm anyway we had the mental all on the bachelorette this week
bachelor nation say what oh my god oh oh oh oh my god holy shit like i feel like it was so good it was so
good and for the first time i didn't know who one person was instead of like
six. I didn't know who six were.
I love putting that story up and it always like people love it that when I watch the
mental all and it's like Brad, Chris R. Marcus and you're like, who, who, who? I didn't
experience that this time. I kind of knew. No. You probably weren't doing attention.
But did you see Devin trying to get camera time? I know. There's always there's always one of
those which like you know that they get approved by the producer in the back.
You know, backstage producers, like, do you want to go out and say something?
You know, it's just like, so contrived and so dumb.
But Luke P got so much fucking airtime.
I was almost like, okay.
The Luke P. show.
It was the Luke P show.
It was a Luke P show.
You should have given him 10 minutes to explain himself.
Not only, like, first of all, they gave him 10 minutes in silences.
Like, it took him 10 minutes to answer the questions.
He was like, Chris, I need a minute.
And he just, like, sat there and thought.
I felt uncomfortable.
like on my couch in my house
like I was like can you not be silent
for one second? Because he basically like
he didn't know what to say. If he did the same
shit that he did all season he like apologized
but at the same time if you asked him if he regrets
anything he said no and at the same
time if you ask him to explain his actions
he kind of stands behind them but then he
like apologized so he's a piece
of shit and you just text me
the other day that he's not verified on Instagram
and it's funny because like people with
less air time on The Bachelorette
John Paul Jones
which like oh my god
I mean he's cute but I mean
what's happening you guys
but like he's so funny
I think his whole shtick is like that he's funny
and he literally just says it as it is
he's like I came on
super cool
met a bunch of bros
like he didn't even like care about Hannah
and she didn't care that he didn't care
what else interesting happened
Hannah like spoke the truth
she was like
again about the sex
She looked good
She looked so good
And she was like
She just like says the truth
She's like I'm done being shamed by you
Shut the fuck up
And I believe
Yeah
But about like yeah
I guess like it was really
The Luke P show
Like I don't even think
Anything else was really talked about
No
And what's funny is that they brought
Because John Paul Jones is interesting
They brought him out to like sit
Oh they gave John Paul Jones the couch
Yeah
And like you'd think like Mike
Does Mike get the couch
Like Mike didn't get the couch
No he just
spoke to him from the chair for two seconds
Mike's going to be The Bachelor. You think?
Yeah. I mean, let's see.
Let's see. Let's see.
But we also saw, well, you sent me because somehow you got to
Hannah's mom's
Instagram page. Wait, I'm telling you, my 11 p.m.
Stocking Sessions. Goes deep.
They go, like, clearly. I like got to her mom's
page some out. She got to her mom who
was showing a picture of shipping out
Hannah's car to L.A.
She wrote the last thing to leave.
My baby's going to L.A. or something.
She moved to L.A.
Which makes people think she picked Pilot Pete,
which I don't know she picked,
but he's the only one that lives in California.
I mean, I would really be thrilled
if she picked Pilot Pete.
And he's cute because he put up a video on the MENTAL.
He was like, hey, guys, like I'm not at the MENTAL.
I have to do a flight today, Delta,
going to Sacramento or like I'm like
I don't know if I would want to be
on your flight like I don't I can't decide
Oh because you like don't know how he flies
So he's like a baby
He's like a baby
Like if he was on the Bachelorette I don't know
Would you want him like him to fly you?
I've stalked him enough to know he comes from
Literally a family of like
Pilots his dad's a pilot
His brother is a pilot
The dad's dads was a pilot
Like everyone's a pilot in that family
So such a crazy profession to be a
pilot. It's insane. It's insane. And they really love flying any plane, small planes,
like engineless planes. Do you remember when they went in that fucking baby ass? Like,
that's what I'm saying. It could be like an engineless plane. Yeah. And he's like,
let's go. Yay. But Hannah was also chill. Chill. Like, can't tell you. Which brings me to
Deanie babies, who I, like, also send you videos of him like,
Dina Unglort. Dean Unglard. Or whatever.
Who's so hot.
But, like, he's risking his life every day with the shit that he's doing.
What does he do?
We'll tell everyone what he's doing.
So I was, like, looking at the, sorry, I was, like, looking at the stuff that he was doing.
He's, like, on rocks, on the edge of, like, dying, climbing them.
He's jumping out of planes, like, it's his job.
He's, like, this one wasn't as good.
Like, let me keep going.
It's, like, it's kind of crazy.
I mean, there's, people are extreme.
Like, to me, like, being adventurous is, like, going out on Friday.
Being adventurous is like going to Central Park and walking around.
Like you can't compare yourself to anybody who's like a little adventure.
You're dissing me again.
I'm dissing me again.
I'm sorry.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry.
But it's true.
You're like to me adventure is going out.
We're talking about people who like adventure, even hiking.
But Dini Babies is literally like on the edge of a rock like 100,000 feet in the air.
No, it's but it's obviously like he's searching for something.
Let's be honest.
Yeah.
True.
He's really searching for a thrill.
And he has like daddy.
his dad is like a Buddha or something.
What's his dad?
Yeah, yeah.
And his mom died when he was young.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's sad.
Yeah.
But he, yeah, the promo for fucking BIP Bachelor in Paradise looks fucking co-razy.
There are so many hot people on it.
Dini Babies is on it.
Kailin is on it from Colton season.
Hannah G.
We know Hannah G.
G.
Blake.
Blake is on it.
Demi is on it.
Yeah, with her girlfriend, I think.
Apparently she's like bisexual.
Apparently, Blake makes out with everyone.
Oh, Christina is on it, right?
Who's Christina?
Christina Shulman.
Again.
Again, yeah.
No, again with Dini Babies?
I feel like she, I may be wrong.
But apparently in real life, Dini Babies and Katelyn are together.
That's the rumor.
Yeah, I saw that rumor.
Let's see how long that lasts before he, like, goes away to Costa Rica or something.
And does something crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But no, the trailer looked insane, like, better than the whole Bachelor.
better than legit better than the whole bachelor and usually you know what's weird about
about hannah season than the rest when they show the promos for the final rose usually they
show the men like walking up they don't show obviously like just the lower half their suits and they
don't show any of that they don't show her standing waiting wow true usually they show like
two men and you don't know her standing waiting there's none of that you just this week well this is
airing Tuesday. So on Monday, what episode aired? Monday, the season finale starts. They do two parts,
Monday and Tuesday. Oh. So it's a two-part finale. It's coming. It's like this, this week.
This week. Mm-hmm. I see. But, but, yeah, usually they, like, show and they didn't show.
And I'm just, like, curious to see what happens. Oh, because it might not be another, it might be
another, like, cult in ending. Maybe. Where it's, like, not real. Where it's, like, not real.
Okay, you guys, we'll be right back.
Did you see what Stephanie Pratt posted today that I posted?
I went in deep.
You went in deep.
Because I had to search what Heidi did to Lauren because I forgot.
Okay.
So let's start with this and then you'll tell us because I don't remember.
But apparently the Hills has been picked up.
for a second season by MTV, and Stephanie Pratt put up a post today where she wrote that she's
back in London, she's happy to be back in London, basically some of what she said, I'll read to
you, that she's back in London where evil siblings don't exist, um, above, blah, blah,
Spencer often screamed that everyone hates me, is fake nice to me, go back to London because
no one wants me here. And Heidi, I have no words for how evil you are.
You are an awful human being.
You're a hideous person.
No wonder you don't have one friend.
Your nanny doesn't count.
You pay her.
Justin Bobby, you were my rock the entire series.
I love you and thank you.
P.S. Spoiler alert.
We never hooked up.
Audrina is crazy.
Like you dated this guy 10 years ago.
You married someone else, have a child with him.
And as if you liked Justin, you were dating someone off camera,
the guy you went on a blind date with the night after the festival.
No one plays a better victim.
no one plays a better victim than you oh my god you should actually go into acting ugh and all the months you spend trying to get all the girls against me i mean that's spidey's job
anyway you guys um she went off here i feel kind of bad for adrina because like i haven't watched the last couple episodes of the hills
but we know that adrenas like been through it um we know she had an abusive uh baby daddy um that she's a single mom now so i
feel like just saying that she plays the victim is kind of like hurtful and i feel like
stephanie's kind of like unhinged right now she is i mean like i feel like there is truth to like
some of what she's saying i feel like spencer is and hidey can not be nice and when i searched
what he did what did she do when they were best friends Heidi is the one that like put out the
rumor that Lauren and Jason made a sex tape. And for Lauren, that was a huge deal. I think she was
like 18, 20 at the time. Wait, was there a sex tape? There was never a sex tape. I mean, not that
it could- So why did Heidi put it out? Because she wanted to get like media attention. For Lauren?
I don't know. Or like she, she was trying to like, maybe they were fighting, but she put that
rumor out. And so everybody was hating on her for that because it was an awful rumor to put out.
I think she put it out because it was at the stage of their relationship when they were fighting,
not when they were best friends.
And she wanted to make Lauren's life.
But why is Stephanie so upset about it?
Because she's saying that Heidi is a miserable, awful person.
Really? She said that.
No, but I'm saying like really just because of the Lauren thing, that's the thing.
No, and I'm sure because of the personal thing.
No, I'm sure.
And because of what she's done to Stephanie.
What does she do to Stephanie?
I think that there's like shit we don't know about.
Oh, I thought you went on a deep dive and searched galore.
No, I can't find that part.
I can only find what she did to Lauren.
Oh.
Well, everyone seems super fucked up there.
Like, I'm sure Spidey are fucked up.
And it seems like Stephanie has her own fucking issues.
And I can believe the part about Justin Bobby and, like, the romance is kind of not being real.
But it may be real to Adriena.
Like, we know she was always in love with him.
So maybe, like, it was part of the show, but Audrina, like, legit got hurt.
But I did read that she is dating somebody off camera
That like both her and Justin Bobby were dating people off camera
So they just like wanted to make it a thing
So I guess it's producers that wanted to make that a storyline
Because that's interesting
I mean with everything that's been said about the hills
Like they're getting back for a second season
So I guess it wasn't that bad
I know I know but I just hate that it's all so fake
And it's like it's a reality show
But it's really scripted
And, like, no one's shutting the fuck up.
Like, at least, like, if it's scripted, then shut the fuck up about it.
Yeah, yeah.
But they're all, like, saying that it's scripted.
So it's like, like, let us at least, at least, like, being the illusion that it's real.
No, it's all scripted.
In my favorite reality show news, Vanderpump rules, which I can't wait for season eight,
and which I hope isn't scripted.
I mean, I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a pinogrigio.
They're all in Vegas right now.
And apparently, like I mentioned, on last week's podcast that Katie and Schwartz apparently never handed in their marriage license, they went to Vegas to get that official.
I mean, good for them.
And I saw that Lisa Vanderpump went ziplining.
She went like, so it's probably being filmed for season eight because season eight is being filmed right now.
So I'm sure that's just like part of the storyline.
Of course.
I mean, not storyline, but like that she has to do it for the show because it's funny.
to watch her go Ziplining.
Oh, Lisa, no, I mean storyline that Katie and Schwartz are getting their marriage license official.
The New York City Housewives reunion is on, you guys, and it is Corray, Corray.
The Real, on the Real Housewives.
You know I'm team Bethany usually, but she's being a big B on this.
reunion to Tinsley. And I feel kind of bad because Tinsley's dog died. And yes, she did some weird shit.
Okay. Tinsley's dog died and like she was so upset. She called 911, which apparently you don't call
911. Good to know. Knock on one. Just scared myself. What I mean is they made fun of her calling
911. And then she like froze the dog and like thawed the dog. Something like weird so her sister can see the dog
because her sister like doesn't live in New York
froze and thawed
yeah no no this doesn't sound right
are you sure yeah she froze and thawed
yeah she thawed the dog she froze it
took it out of the freezer and then let it I mean
there's like a thing a place where they do
that not her by yourself
okay so
Bethany was like making fun of her
like on the reunion and I felt kind of
bad because I don't know if you remember but Bethany's
dog cookie
um had like seizures
and I think this was like last
year and Bethany captured everything on her story like she was like I don't know what to do like
cookie seizing it was like traumatizing like I watched it and the dog ended up dying um but it was a very
hard thing to watch bethany put everything up on her story she couldn't make it to the vet in time
she was like out in the hamptons so I felt like yes the freezing and the thawing that tinsley did
was weird but um on the reunion bethany was really trying hard not to laugh and was like this so
ridiculous and kind of like snide commenting about it. And I didn't really like that just because
I feel like there are topics that you should just be sensitive about. Especially because like you
saw how hard it was to lose your dog. Yeah. And like how you were like public about it and people
could make fun of you and be like, oh my God, do see how she was, you know, cry? Like it just
felt like very out of place. And yeah, I just don't know how these women or how on reality
shows people, you know, you have to have such tough skin.
because on reality shows, everyone comes for everyone.
Like, you're not, you're never safe.
No, you're not.
You're never safe.
It's so catty.
It's so catty, and it's like, this one wants airtime,
so she's going to, like, be a bitch to this one,
so they show her more, or, and it's just, like,
they're already programmed to, like, say everything in your face
and say everything behind your back and, like, question everything you do and say,
and it's like, you know, you see people get, like, just torn apart, like,
and, you know, Luann, who is a diva and is, like, aloof and is kind of crazy, but everyone's
coming for her because she's, like, super, like, I'm a cabaret star, blah, blah, blah, but she
is supposed to be sober by law, and they're all in the reunion being, like, we don't think
you're sober, and, like, we think you're drinking on the side. And she's, like, telling them,
like, you guys, like, you know that this can be held in court, like, against me, like,
what you're saying. Like, it could be taken into account.
And Ramona's like, I don't know.
I think you're drinking.
I think you're still drinking.
And I'm like, these fucking bitches, even if they don't like love each other, they're
together for like 20 years doing this show up for Luanne.
Just shut up.
Like, shut up.
Shut up.
So it's so super catty.
And I just, you know, watching it and you try to put yourself in those shoes for a second
and say, would I be able to handle this kind of shit?
no I'd like I want everyone to like me I want everyone to be nice to me
wouldn't be able to handle it it's too much you're about to talk shit about me again no
how weak I am mentally no emotionally no you I think that you're a good person and so
that you wouldn't be able to handle like I don't think that you would like want camera
time if it meant like treating somebody not nicely or like talking so much shit about them
do you know what I mean yeah it needs to be authentic but I guess
nothing interesting. But the Kardashians don't really like do that. Like the drama, like the drama
for the upcoming season of the Kardashians is like Courtney and Kim planning North and P's
birthday party and Courtney wants it to be gluten free. And Kim's like, it's candy land. Like,
it can't be gluing free. Like that's their drama. Yeah. And Courtney, yeah, Courtney turning 30.
But it's still just as interesting. 40, sorry. And J-Lo in real life, you guys, turned 50.
this bitch is abnormal.
No, she gets better looking every year.
It's literally abnormal.
Who can like keep up with this?
Like, I don't know what she does, but it's working.
Beyonce is getting real about her weight loss journey.
In a new video, she reveals that she was like 175 pounds pre-cochella.
And she did like this like 22-day program that she details.
That's like completely plant-based.
Remember when we watched the Coachella movie?
And she was like, so how much does she weigh now?
I don't know.
Oh, I thought it said.
Yeah, but she kind of said something bad.
She said, I was a woman that felt like my body was not mine.
And she said that it's every woman's nightmare to, like, gain weight, basically.
And people are upset about that, obviously.
I mean, yeah, people are upset about that.
But, like, in real time, like, we also talk about this.
where it's like, it sucks to gain weight.
It's not like your nightmare, but it sucks to gain weight.
And it's really hard to lose it.
So, I mean, that's an okay thing to say if that's what she felt.
But I guess she has like so many people listening to her.
Did you like her as Nala and the Lion King?
Yes, I was a little actually.
No, you know, I really felt like the best one, like you said, was Pumba.
Oh, Seth Rogen is Pumba, you guys.
it's perfection and legit lulled it was so good and i thought like simba was pretty good and the dad
mufasa was a good voice yeah i mean that's earl k jones
remember who you are who you are remember remember
oh what's his name i yeah i don't know what his name is remember oh james earl jones
No, by the way, I looked over in the theater or yelled like dancing to Kuna Matata.
It's like, oh my God.
Oh, my God.
That was really fun for me.
I didn't, like, literally, it's weird to think how, like, Lion King was appropriate for, like, babies.
It's not.
It's scary.
It is.
It is.
And especially, like, this animated version is, like, even scarier.
This is, like, meant for, like, 21 and up.
No, I'm not kidding.
Literally.
Anyway, what else is now?
What else is a new?
Can I just say something sad that I just saw?
What?
I saw, and I didn't know this before, that Selma Blair has MS.
But she's such a star, and she's, like, such an inspiration.
Multiple sclerosis.
Yeah, multiple sclerosis.
And I was just looking, not to be sad, but just, like, to see her process through it.
And she's just, like, just such an inspiration and such a good person.
And I just needed to say that.
I've seen her.
I know she has it.
And I've seen her on Instagram just be very outspoken about it, very strong.
And that she's like a tough cookie and a little spunky lady.
Yeah.
And she's really positive through it all.
And she's not letting it get her down.
And I just feel like it's so good to be vocal because she has a voice and other people experiencing things, you know, can learn from her and stuff.
You know?
That's a nice note.
to end on. Yeah. That's what I wanted to say. Okay, you guys, well, thank you for listening on that
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