Not Skinny But Not Fat - Never-ending Halloween & JB Begs For 20 Mill Likes

Episode Date: November 5, 2019

Celebs went nutso this halloween with 17,000 costumes, full glam teams, sets, and photoshoots – and I am not dressing up until I can afford all of that. Justin Bieber put up a post that he will release his Album before Christmas if his post reached 20 million likes – and he sadly managed to conjure up only about half. Selena Gomez storied KKW’s Skims but quickly deleted and posted instead a tribute to BFF Taylor Swift – coincidence? I think not. Cody Simpson keeps on milking his relationship with Miley for all it’s worth, and for as long as it lasts.  This episode was brought to you by: Woosh Beauty is for women who like makeup, but knows that makeup isn't life. So they made easy makeup that looks good. Get 30% off your entire order by heading to WooshBeauty.com and using promo code "NOTSKINNY" during checkout. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So like I said, go to Apple Podcasts, rate at five stars, write a little titty-bitty, and let me know that you did. And I will give you a big virtual hug. Okay, we got Ariel here, joins us in the studio after she fucking thought she was such a guest of honor that I would get up from my seat and give you my seat. Amanda, you had to walk like five feet to a different chair. But I was already sitting with the headphones and all set up. I know. And you would like get up. But I'm not used to this side of the world where I'm sitting right now.

Can you get used to it? No. I can't. Feel it out, babe. I'm not. How do you feel about being my backup bitch today? I don't feel it. That's why we're not viving today.

We're not viving? No, we're not viving. We're not viving. So get it out, get it out. There's nothing to get out. You had a guest, and then she couldn't. Then you laughed, and you said, oh, can you come?

And then I'm second best. Yeah, but I could also do it alone. I want you to be here. I know. So. So I want you to feel good about it. I've had a day and a week. I know.

We are ravenous. Like, I don't even know what to tell you guys. Like, I don't know who else is before their period. But I don't know if this is, like, normal. And I've given in to the, like, rage. I'm like, whatever my body wants, my body shall get. This past week, I've eaten approximately 500 meals. And I can't stop it.

Like, a pound of mashed potatoes. At 11 a.m., I'm like, I'm on my seventh meal, HBO. Like, a one meal or one meal or. you on because I've had eggs already. I've had rice cakes. I've had almonds. I've had fruit and yogurt. I've had chicken. Like I'm not even kidding. No, I know. And then you know what I have to do in between wheels because I'm hungry in between those meals. So I fill up like cups of seltzer. Because I try to like make my stomach think that it's full. No. So like if it helps you, like you know I feel you and I'm the same. So it means that other people are like

this too. But usually, well, we don't give in. Usually, like, I don't think I give in as much. Like, I do notice the hunger difference, but I try to, like, stay on track. And, like, this week has been. There's no track in sight. This week has been so bad. I don't even know what to think about it. It's a wild zoo. It's like I'm eating 24-7. I go to the supermarket. Yaron asks me to buy hummus. And then, like, these cauliflower sticks are, like, looking at me. And I'm like, okay, like, You know, and usually, like, you know this about me. I can eat a little bit of things. Like, I don't need the whole bag.

Yeah. But then I find myself sitting with the bag, chomping away. Then, oh, we'll tell the full story. Let's tell the full story. Okay. So, okay, I chomp away. And then, wait, the full story is this. I'm like, has Ariel ever tried these cauliflower sticks?

I want her to try them because I love her. I go down the hall. As you all guys, probably know, listening. to this. She lives down the hall for me, this stalker. And I'm like, I want you to have these. Have you had these? And you were like, oh, yeah, they're really good. But she was just sitting down for dinner. So I left them there. And I was like, you should have these. I brought these for you. Were you cleaning up after dinner? I don't even know. Whatever you were, you didn't go straight to the bag, right? You were like, oh, I know these. Like, yeah, they're really

good. They're like crack. Yeah. Left them there because I was like, maybe she wants to snack on them. A few hours later, I'm having a Heineken light. You're leaving out. You're leaving out parts of the story. You were like, I was like, no, I'm going to take them. Like, don't leave them here. I'll finish them. And then you were like, no, no, I'm going to leave them here because I'm going to finish them. Okay. And then you left them. And then I put them away like any person would do. Okay. So you put them away like any person would do. Then I'm in my house, like, thinking that I'm done eating for the day because I was like, a bag of chips, like is, you know, instead of dinner or something. And. And,

And drinking a Heineken light because, you know, eat the world, but drink Heineken fucking like, save up your calories where you can. And I'm like, you know it would go really well with this Heineken light right now? Motherfucking cauliflower weird-ass sticks. So Amanda comes stomping in my house. Which she's in bed at 9 p.m. Watching a show. So she's in bed at 9 p.m.

I knock on her door. And I'm like, I want the cauliflower stick things. And she's like, okay. And then she goes to her cabinet, which I thought was really funny that they were already in her cabinet, locked up, tied up, like with a little thingy to like close it. And I'm like, oh, they're already like put away in the cupboard. Like that's a statement. So what does she say to me?

I say, see, you can't give things wholeheartedly. About motherfucking cauliflower. Listen, when you're premenstrual, everything is a huge. huge deal. No, but can I just ask you, like, you guys, I was taken aback at that moment. I looked at her and I'm like, that came out. Like, A, when things come out so quickly, it worries me. Like, are you sitting there thinking this all day and it comes out about a cauliflower stick? No, I'm, like, pissed at your annoying. When have I ever, like, given you something not wholeheartedly? It has nothing to do with that. Babe. Think about it. Listen, listen, I'll tell you why. That statement that

you said before really annoyed me. Yeah, it really annoyed me. I was like, you fucking left these chips here anyway, so I'm going to put them the hell away. And then you say that and I'm like, well, die. That was two hours ago. Where are they going to be out and open? What do you want me to do? Half of the shit this bitch owns is mine. Every time I give her my clothes, I give her bags off my back. She takes my Bravo merch and sips it at work while I'm looking for that SIGY thing or whatever it's called. Like, I give you everything in my life and it's not enough for you. No, it's enough.

But, like, I just didn't appreciate the collie. I gave you a fab, fit, fun box. What more do you want? Oh, God, you did. That really made my life. And you're getting another one. Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

So. No, legit. Squeeze me. But you didn't get, you didn't gift it to me. I could have taken two. You could have taken two. Are you kidding? No, that would be mean.

I didn't give it to you. Excuse me. Well, you guys, let me know whose side you're on about the cauliflower. I want you to know these aren't cauliflower sticks. Like, what would you call them? They're like a, like a, there's like a whole, they're like a donut, but a long donut. No. No, not.

One of my point is like it's a fun, like it's like a wheat thin and the fact that it's like crack. No, no, it doesn't taste like a wheat thin. But what did I tell you yesterday? I was like, these are not even that. You good tasting. They're just so addictive. You can't stop. You can't.

I was chomping on them like a rabbit that I shoved it each one in my mouth to the point where at the end of the night the roof of my mouth was all like fucked up because of it. I know that feeling. It's awful. Do you remember last week when we ate something so hot we couldn't like wait a second? Pizza? It seems like we're eating a lot of bad shit lately.

We really are. But like you can't even enjoy the pizza because like you're taking a bite of it. Like wait a fucking second. No, you can't wait. You can't wait. And then like it's not taste. because your whole mouth is like burnt off. You can't even taste the pizza.

We're so fat. It really annoys me. We're so fat. Wow. I mean, I'm annoyed now. I know. Okay. Anyway, so to kind of get rid of these annoying vibes,

we're going to take a quick break and be right back. Boy, do we have a quick break and be right back. have a lot of shit to talk about today, woman, we got a lot of shit. A, I'm still shadow band. I want to just update everyone. I'm still shadow band. And I wanted to take a minute and for you to take this minute too. I know what you're going to say. Can I guess? Yeah. You're going to be like, take a minute because I haven't been making a big deal out of it. Yes. Yes. How do I know? Because you know me. I do. But like, you also like, have I been? Listen, have I been? You have been really chill about it. I haven't heard so much about it. I don't even count the days. I don't even know when

it's over. I'm like this is my new life. I feel like you feel it less. New shadow ban, new me. You know why? Why? Because I like maybe I'm naive, but like the first time I didn't know what the fuck it was. So obviously I was more nervous. You were worried, yeah. But I think this time I'm like, okay, it's supposed to end. And like I said on my last podcast, which was all shadow ban talk, I'm not scared about being shadow ban. Like the fact that people can type in my name or, you know, that it's hard to find me or that I'm not being like featured on explore page and all that shit like whatever but I don't want to get deleted and my fear is to have a few strikes and be out or whatever um so that's my fear being shadow band isn't because I told you when I spoke about

this in my last podcast that my Instagram exposure has been less anyway regardless of shadow ban like I said this again I'm a phone house but Instagram algorithms control your life as an account on Instagram. Like if you're a business account and you're trying to reach more people. Like if Instagram wants to put you on the Explorer page and make you exposed to people, then you'll be exposed. If not, then you won't. And I did have a couple years of getting to the Explorer page like crazy, you know, having a thousand followers, but having a post get it to the Explorer page and get 15,000 likes or something. You know what I mean? So it's like up to Instagram. So I'm saying lately Instagram hasn't been loving me anyway, like not shadow band aside. Right.

No, I feel like it, but it's just the way they set up their algorithms. That's true. But you really have been chill about it. And also at the same time, you are getting like authentic follows. So you don't need like you, of course it's nice to be on the explore page. But I mean, we're going to get there. No, A, yes. And B, like I have my peeps, you know. And my peeps are the best peeps on Instagram. And it'll pass. And I do think. that it taught me a lesson, like even though I might not agree with the whole nipple situation that it's like unfair, I think it's unfair, and the censorship thing. But like, we just talked about two episodes ago about how I don't think about anything and I post everything. Yeah, so it makes you do that. So it makes me think. Like, all of a sudden I'm like, but then you're scared to even like put Miley Cyrus making out. I'm scared, but maybe I don't need to. Go to her page and fucking see it. But that's not my point. Like I remember one day I posted a picture of me naked as a

baby, and you see my whole, like, foldover vaj and, like, whole naked baby body. Oh, my God. And I remember Yaron called me and was, like, take your naked baby body off of Instagram. And I was like, you're such a freak because he can be, like, jealous and possessive. And he was like, you're not normal. And I deleted it because I didn't want him to be upset. And then in retrospect, I would have been fucking deleted from Instagram. Like, you're not allowed to put child.

Like, it's basically, like, a naked baby vagina was open, like, in the case. camera. Yeah, but it's also like there are a lot of creeps out there and you don't know who is looking at that also. Right. So I'm saying it's good for me to think about it for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's fair. I was just listening to this podcast by Vox called Today's Explained and it was about some of you sent it to me because it's a very on topic. It's called Instagram's wore on nipples. And it was basically like people that are really suffering from this Instagram shadow band are like artists that like draw nipples and vaginas and stuff like that that draw like abstract things and they can get banned and they can

get whatever so they had a meeting at instagram and instagram explained like why like they're doing this and blah blah blah and the woman that one of the people one of the artists that was in this meeting basically said that so many people were suggesting other things to instagram like maybe people can have the option to create their profile and say i don't want to see nudes right and then have that filter on or have let's say a nude or let's say a nude or like a tit pick or something have like a black screen on it like to view you know what I mean but I'm saying like they should have that option because if you're following celebrities a lot of them do put up nude pictures so like anyway you're going to see it Instagram is not shadow banning them yeah they

don't put up like nude nude but they put up they put up enough like I went off on this in the last podcast like I said like there is there is definitely also a doubled standard with celebrities and with people that aren't considered celebrities and maybe even I've been learning that it has to do it even with being verified. Like if you're verified, you won't be fucked with. Even though Chelsea's boob got removed too. I was so upset about Chelsea's boob, but I end up getting removed. Anyway, that's enough shadow ban, but we can jump right into, you're so excited.

I'm so excited. No, but I'm going to take the shadow ban thing and go right into someone who should, is shadow ban, I'm pretty sure, is Aaron Carter's new girlfriend. Wait, what's happening in Hollywood? I am mortified. I am petrified. Did you see, babe, I don't think, did you go to the link that I told people to go to? I don't know if I did, but I did see something.

So let me tell you. I saw her. I don't know what I saw even. Okay, I'm going to tell you. Aaron Carter put up a picture with his new, like, girl. I saw that. Okay, giant ass, whatever. Her profile is all, like, very porno.

Her bio says, like, that she can give jobs to girls, like, legally, like, whatever. there's a link. You go to the link in bio. Did you go to the link in bio? No, no. Let me tell you guys. What was it? It was a menu of prostitution services. Wait, what? Like, $50 for me to rub and lick my friend's pussy. Oh my God. $70 for a dildo shot. $80 for me to like be masturbating on, like, literally like a porn menu. A porn menu. Mortified. I have no words. Mortification. No, I'm shocked. No, mortified.

I was like, oh my God, I can't post this. Old Amanda, would have fucking posted it. I would have screen grabbed in. I would have posted it. And I would have been deleted and not that bitch. Do you get what I'm saying? No, I'm not over it still. No, you guys, it's freaking crazy.

And I'm pretty sure it was all an act. Maybe she's saying now that she was paid to be his escort. it looks like to me that him blasting her and he even put her name in his bio made her go up by thousands of followers to me it all looks like some sort of business deal that we do not want to know about even but I'm sickened of course we don't want to know

it's sickening people yeah yeah I mean I feel bad for Aaron Carter like again we talked about this so many times on podcast these child fucking stars get fucked the fuck up they get so fucked up who still wants to be famous in this world Like, I'm scared to even have an Instagram account of podcast. I'm like, what if I go crazy one day? I mean, I'm already crazy. But these people, it's like, you guys, it's a horrible life.

These people are living. But hold on. Influencers and, like, people, it's different than being a star. I know, babe, I'm just exaggerating. Like, Justin Bieber, who, like, literally didn't have a childhood, started performing when he was, like, 12. You know what I mean? Like, what is that? How do you even, like, you're a child?

He's been freaking like oxygen chambers in his house right now. He can't even go to sleep a full night. No, he has like a lot of issues. Aaron Carter. But Aaron Carter, like I wouldn't be surprised if, I mean, I don't even want to say it. But it just looks like it's going towards a very bitter end. It doesn't look like this. At least with Justin, like you see like an improvement.

Like you married an angel baby, Haley Bieber. Like it looks like he's getting healthier. Salino's had a lot of issues. Looks like she's, you know, look at her now. Demi got back from a heroin overdose. Brittany, I mean, we pray for the best, but who knows. But Aaron Carter, I mean, soon he won't be able to see his face from tattoos

and he's posting porn stars and doing these freaky-ass live videos. And I want to be honest, you guys, until like a month ago when he started going really crazy, I don't fucking care about him. I didn't think about him in 20 years. Like, he's just re-famous because he's going nuts live. And that's another sick thing.

thing about the sick culture that we live in. Think about Amanda Binds. Yeah. One crazy. And it's better for them, these people not to be on social media because it's like, you know, people are following you, Aaron, not because they look up to you, because they want to see a fucking train wreck live. It's true, babe.

But it's true. People watch his lives because they're watching a shit show. I know I feel bad. Okay. So, Caitlin Jenner. jealous Stop Enough

That's it We're done Which you know what I thought was funny As I was like Typing her name the other day I was like She is so funny That she named herself Caitlin

But with a C Like To so be like Anti-Cardashian What do you mean She named herself Caitlin Her name is Caitlin Yeah you know she was born

Bruce though right Oh Okay sorry You're thinking about Caitlin Carter Yeah Because she was a Caitlin Jenner, but I didn't realize, okay.

Oh, wow, a small world. No, I didn't realize that that's the Caitlin you were talking about. So she named herself with a C instead of a K. Yeah. Yeah. So she had a 70th birthday, which is like weird on one hand because you're like, she was just born as Caitlin, but also like Bruce's 70s, so it makes sense. So they all went to celebrate with her except from...

Except for Chloe? Except for Chloe. And then when I posted that and I said Chloe's not there. And Brody. People were like, Brody's not there. And I was like, in my head, I didn't post this, but I was like, duh, Brody's not there. Brody fucking hates him. Like, Brody, every episode of every reality TV show is on, he says, my dad pretty much sucked my whole life.

My dad wasn't at one baseball game. My dad wasn't at one birthday party. Like, why would he be there? Chloe was actually like the closest to him of everyone. No, but I think Chloe is the realist with how she feels about how he handled every. thing. So I think like the others can get over it and can be like a little more accepting of it. But I think Chloe's like the realist one. Like she was really affected by the whole thing and she doesn't want to participate with somebody that she doesn't actually like. I agree. But even though she said I think she had an actual excuse for not coming. But I agree with you. I think that Chloe is the realist. And Chloe is the most or one of the most supportive of Chris. And you know, Caitlin didn't paint a pretty picture of Chris in her. book. And at the end of the day, like, you, at the end of the day, like, this is how I believe

because of our issues with our dad, too. Like, you, even if a person, like, bore you, if they're a shitty person, then you don't need to, like, be, have them in her life. More so, if he's not even their biological father, if he's shitty to them or their family, like, I don't think they have to respect her. But I don't know the inside information. I don't know what's happening behind closed doors. My gut feeling. is that Bruce was a really good dad and Caitlin is a really shitty self-absorbed narcissistic person

that has her reasons to be because she's like living her life but it's like you still have kids and you have so many kids yeah but let's say even just like Kylie and Kendall like let's say even them even though there's Brody we know that he was a shitty dad

which like shows you then if Bruce was such a good dad to Kendall and Kylie and the Kardashians but at the same time was fucking awful and forgot about his first family then that shows you like wait was he really that good of a dad

right like then something's a little bit off there I don't know if you're a good dad then you're a good dad to all of your kids especially they all it's not like one lives across the world they all lived in the same in California and so like you can't be considered yeah so it could have all just been not an act but

it really makes sense how Brody kind of is a person and whenever he talked about Bruce like my heart broke because you could tell how much he is hurt so I'm not surprised Brody wasn't there at all and he has you know I was just saying that Chloe out of the Kardashians wasn't there Kim has been posting a lot about skims lately overload so I don't care about the shapewear but like wouldn't you kind of be D no I look for the underwear I look through the site it was like a click away from buying the cotton underwear oh my God They look so cute.

They look so good. I was like, I'm getting skims. But then I didn't. Can I get a press box sleeve? Trust that I looked through the site. Trust that they were $68 for like. No, the underwear were 24. For how many?

For one. Babe, we buy five for 25. No, we legit do, but like I would buy one skims. And wear them every day. I would wear them at home and like do the photos shoot that Kim did. Yeah. So Selena Gomez, who is back in action, posted a selfie with, the skims and tagged skims and wrote like these are so comfortable, which I screenshot it

right away. Two seconds later, that was deleted and she put up a story with Taylor Swift, so random you guys, true life. She put up a story with Taylor Swift writing how much she loves Taylor and how she's always on her side. Now, you could think of this as unrelated or you can think of this as totally related. But she deleted the skim's picture. Right. exactly so Taylor and Kim and Kanye have beef I know I know that so that's what I'm saying how could it be unrelated when she's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying so what it looks like is that Selena posted that Tay Taye was like remember who your girl is and then Selena was like oh my God you're right because the words always on your side were there so A she deleted the

skims supportive post and then to say and and even if she didn't post like a picture with Taylor right after people would be like oh shit like she regretted that probably because of Taylor that would have come up anyway because she's best is with Taylor and and Taylor is Kim and Kanye's archedamusist but but she fucking posted a picture with Taylor right after I feel like this should have made much more internet buzz like it was crazy it didn't it's on purpose because also like I remember seeing that Taylor and Selena pick and I knew that Selena was like not with Taylor like she was in New York and it was like an old picture of them so I feel like It's definitely, and also the words, I'm always on your side, like, but I wonder, like, what a message from Tatea looks like, like, sell, these are my enemies. Like, what the fact. So I think that should have been headlines. Like, those should have been major headlines. You're right.

Selena's looking good, though. Oh my God. She really is looking good. I'm loving her snapback attitude. Yeah. And I can't wait for her next more music because I'm legit on replay with like two, both of these songs. Well, she also says. She said in an interview, I heard her saying in an interview, that the album took, like, the songs that have yet to come out are even better than these two. Yeah. She just released these two as like a pretty little beau on like the end of a chapter. But you know what else I was thinking? What? So I didn't listen to every single interview,

but if you were to meet Selena Gomez, what would be your first question about those songs? Are they about Justin? Right, exactly. Did you hear anybody ask her that? No. What do what my conspiracy theory is, I mean, some of you will probably be like, dumb. No, she probably said, please don't ask me if it's about Justin.

Because before you do any interview as a celebrity or whatever, your publicist is always there. And most professional interviews will ask the publicist what can or can she speak about. And probably the first thing is don't ask about Justin. And it's so fucking obvious because how are you doing this fucking tour about these two songs that are so obviously about him? But now once are you saying it's about him? Not once is his name mentioned. What do you mean? So it's 100% not allowed to ask.

A hundred percent, Justin is not allowed to be brought up in any interview in any way in any form like they're not allowed. Because imagine if he was, the whole conversation would have been about him. Not even the whole conversation, but like are these songs about Justin? No what I'm saying. But then that would spiral into questions about the relationship and how it ended and it would just become about him. So I get it, but I'm also like, I fucking would love to break that role.

Like, you know what I mean? No, but she basically, she says it's about him without saying his name. She definitely does. Yeah. Justin Bieber posted a post. Basically, he, like, wrote on a pink background of a story. If this post gets 20 million likes, I will release my album before Christmas. And he basically wrote in the caption that he's working really hard, you guys, but he needs a little extra push.

Now, he has 120 million followers, and this is at how many are you now? 11 million. 11.5 million. Guys, he just got to, how many days ago did he post this? Five days ago. Oh, my God, you guys. So how long? I wonder if he has a deadline.

Like, how long until he gets 20 million? I mean, it's going to get to Christmas. I feel like I delete that post, TBH. Like, I'd have no shame in my game. Well, it is going up like two likes every second. I'm refreshing the page over and over again. you know what though he's not got did he post a new photo since then he's not going to post a new photo probably not until it's 20 million i kind of want to press like should i oh i liked it oh okay

i'm going to press like good for him for like having no ego but like if you drew the math like i put this up jennifer anneson on her first instagram post got 14 or 17 million likes i'll check that for you and she has now 17 million followers, but had at the beginning, we watched it go up pretty, I mean, it went up quickly, but how many? She's at 18 million right now. Okay. And how many on her first post?

14. So do you guys understand? Justin Bieber has 120 million likes, uh, followers. And he could only get 11 million likes on a photo he fucking is begging. What's interesting, she put up a video and you can see how many views. Yeah. So on the video, she got 24 million views. So what's your point?

No, I don't know. It's a lot of views. yeah it's a lot of views and even though we oh were we talking oh we were talking about this you were saying that you're like less into her on instagram not on instagram yeah i'm less into her i love her and friends she's great all around but like just like not your instum queen no um i'm not gonna get any juicy information from her yeah not gonna see you listen like all the cardashian i mean you but like i'm saying like all the Kardashians can i just need to talk about their costumes we're gonna talk about right now we'll be right back and we'll get to

The Kardashian fucking Halloween. Jump right into Halloween. I don't understand how they... Okay. No, but listen. Like I want to talk about it, but I also want you to know how over it, how sickened I am. They're so extravagant and extra.

It's even these Halloween house parties and every house party they throw like every holiday is like a major major major major like it's so extra and I like I do live for it like I do live for it okay but I didn't understand how in two days they changed costumes 15 million times and each costume was like extravagant more extravagant than the next and like I maybe saw Kylie in 15 different costumes in two days and Kim in like 20 Kim did the Elle woods video which is comical, okay. But how much effort goes into that?

Like how much it's, doesn't you mean she like has time then? No, you know what that means, babe? I want to tell you exactly what it means. What? This is called content in the world of Instagram and influencers. You have to create content? Consents. Create content.

Don't you hear it. Didn't you came on keeping up always being like, I need vacation content. This, I'm not like that. I'm not that bitch. but so many Instagram people and I'm not talking about like lower level influencers also feel like they have to create content

so of course Kim Kardashian has 150 million people that follow her and she feels like she needs to create content for them. No, I get it but can't you just be in L. Woods and not create a video then? Like can't she just take photos of like her fucking bad is it? I didn't watch the video honestly.

It's like I wrote in a story I said I scroll through the pictures. The only thing that makes me feel a little bit better is that she sucks at something and it's acting. So that means that like their TV show is not acting. Yeah, but there's difference between acting like L. Woods and then being like, Chloe, what did you say to Courtney? Oh, we'd be so good at it. Oh, my God, are you kidding? We'd be so good at it.

I thought you were going to say not good, but like, are you kidding me? Because we wouldn't even have to. All day or a day. All day or a day. The shit that happens here is legit. Like crazy. But yes, they had 25,000 Halloween costumes. And what I mean that I'm over it,

okay, Kylie is Ariel, like the Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Yeah. Her picking up her boobs in every video. Did you notice that? Yeah. I hate it. I fucking hate it. No, but she does it with every costume that she had.

Her tummy tuck, I hate it. I hate her fucking tummy tuck. It's the most obvious tummy tuck I've seen in my entire life. Yes. Her slutty Disney princess with Stasi Baby and Sophia Richie, who became her minion. and you can't even tell what Sophia Ritchie is because like she's supposed to be sleeping beauty

but she's like a slutty sleeping beauty so you can't tell and I can't deal with that anymore but did you see the latest costume she was wearing something else? El fears? But it's all, yeah, but it's all with the boobs. The boobs are like out for the world which like I, it's like to be PC

like that's great and it's okay but like not every single costume I need this up like you like that you can't not look that's all you're supposed to get deleted. Of course you would. That's how graphic it is. It's so graphic.

It's so sexual. And on that note, we're going to continue with Halloween. But I put up the other day, I don't know if you watched it, she was putting on her Kylie skincare. I can't even imitate it with her long ass talons. What are talons? Like long nails. Oh, that's what they're called.

Of an animal. Okay. And she was put the lotion on with her nail, like a cab driver doing cocaine. No. And she put it on Ravir, and I can't explain it, but she was talking and someone, a follower, what happened? Oh my God, you're going to be so excited. What? Oh, my God.

Wait, I'm going to say it anyway, but our house for Thanksgiving, the first one, the first one, just said that their heaters working. Oh, yay! We're going to an Airbnb. We're going on our family vacations. We got a fancy house. Then you'll see a lot of picks. Content. Content.

Content. Oh, my God. Wait, it's not Tara. No, it's the first one that said the heater wasn't wearing. Oh, I thought they were lying. Yeah, no, he said he'd follow up. Feel free to book. We're going to a house.

We're going to create content. Because we don't spend enough time together, so we really need to go away and be all together in a house. It's so fun, though. It's so fun. I'm so excited. So back to. I wanted to talk about Kylie. Did you see that video?

Because I got a message from a follower saying, doesn't her, like, whistling-s when she talks, like, bug you? And I watch a video again, and it's all I could hear. All I could hear. Don't you notice, do you get uncomfortable when Kylie speaks to the camera? Yeah. And she's like, hey, you guys, here's my Kylie's skincare. And here's me revving it on my own body.

I don't know, like weirdly sexual. It's weird for me. Doesn't, don't you feel like you're having, like, sex, watching her apply motion. I don't know. I'll tell you what it is. I don't feel, I mean, like some things are sexual the way she says them in acts, but I do feel like there's no emotion ever coming out.

She is a robot. You're right. So I think that that's what bothers me, that like she speaks and there's no emotion. And even when she was talking to Chloe about Jordan, like sometimes you see an ounce of emotion from her, but usually it's like a blank face. And she's like, yeah, no, I don't. But you don't see any, like her face doesn't make any sort of like emotional response. No.

So it's really like, it's like frustrating. No, yeah. I don't, I don't get her so much. And I don't, who the fuck am I, though? She has a billion dollar empire. She's doing something right. Who cares if she's whistling in photos, having sex in Instagram. You guys are following her.

Half of the world is following her and buying her fucking shit. Like, like, I even feel pathetic to ever talk shit about them because I'm like, I'm a piece of shit on the floor next to them. And they are like, everything they do it's like do you know in hebrew there is a phrase i don't know if it's in english too like laughing their way all the way to the bank they really are like who like she's like talents motherfucker a million dollars like is a whispering voice you think i fucking care i'm not a whispering i'm not a whispering a voice she has more money than merrill streep than

all of the greatest actors she has more money than any of them than any talent sick world wait so i have a question for you yeah um so kim kibazian wasel Woods of Halloween did the video, blah, blah, blah. Reese Witherspoon, because she tagged Reese Witherspoon, because she probably wanted her, like, validation. Reese Witherspoon posted and wrote, like, amazing.

What do you think Reese Switherspoon actually thought about it? I feel like she probably thought it was amazing. Yeah. I'll tell you why. She's like a positive penny. She's positive, and I feel like Kim Kardashian is, like, a huge person.

So I just feel like you can't see that Kim is you and not be, like, like positive about it, you know? And also Kim is doing a lot and she's like, right, she's not a, she's a good human. No, of course. First of all, we were talking about Kylie. I do think there's like a difference,

even though I think, I really do think that the whole family at the end of the day are good people. We've heard it from like insider information. Like I've talked about another podcast, have you ever heard otherwise? Like no. No. They've been around for so many years. There is never one thing being like these people are.

bitches, divas, whatever. Everyone that works with them is friends with them, a.k.a. fucking Stephschev, who, by the way, has an assistant. Steph has an assistant? Yeah. It's funny. That is really funny. It's really weird, though. She's the only assistant. Like, they have so many assistants.

And she's the only assistant that anybody gave a shit about. And I wonder why. No, no one gave a shit about her. But now they do. Yeah. Now they do. No, wait. There are more. Selina Gomez's assistant. is like people follow her. I don't know why.

Like T. Marie. I'm talking about the Kardashian assistance. Oh. Well, there is Victoria, Victoria. Kylie's Victoria. Right, right, right. True. Yeah.

I mean, somehow, Steffshapp, you know what I think? Here it is. Stephshaft worked for the most genius business woman in the world, KKW, and learned from her. Yeah. And became a business woman is what fucking happened. Oh, my God. She was a, she had the best mentor in the fucking world. world. She really did. I see videos of keeping up. And she got all the like background scoop and the

connects and like everything. Everything. And they were like, look at this beautiful Asian with perfect ass skin and perfect ass hair who she's also dating like this guy really up high in Apple who probably like knows people in the industry too. Like she lives in a gorgeous house. She's not like, I don't even know how she was like an assistant. But if you see her on old keeping up, she's literally in a corner with a baseball cap like getting red if you even like call our name and now when she appears on the show she appears as Courtney's BFF like speaking her mind like looking perfect but she's also doing good shit she's like she's part of the fam you know once you're like in you're in how didn't we how didn't we get in I don't know I like think about this often like we should have been in the mom should

have been smarter about where she raised us the other week because I'm like desperate for a job I searched how to become a celebrity's personal assistant. Oh, my God, you guys. No, this is real life. And then I searched gender communications if they were hiring. Yeah. Legit. No, what do you think?

Are they? No. Oh. But would I get it if they were? Yes. No. Yes. Anyway.

If you guys are listening and have any cool jobs for Ariel, do you know what I saw? So you know how I always post like throwbacks of things? So sometimes my statuses come up. So, like, I use this app called TimeHop, and it brings up old chip. Yeah. I had a status come up being, like, cool girl looking for cool profession. That's really good.

And I wrote this, like, four years ago, five years ago, when I was working at Haseg and I was like an accountant, like a bookkeeper or something. Because I was like, that's what I am. I'm a cool girl looking for a cool profession. I don't know what it is. So, first of all, it's make our y'all feel better that so many of us in the world don't know what the fuck we're doing. True, true. And you have all the time in the world and that if anyone listening, you know, knows anything. That's really sweet.

Yeah, I was recognized on the street the other day by one of you. No, I can't believe it. Literally when you sent me that screenshot and I was having such a shitty day and I was like... One of you was like, I just saw your sister on the street. P.S. she's gorge. Oh, my heart dropped. It raced. I was feeling so good.

Yeah. It's nice for somebody to say something. It's not like you hear it all the time from me. like random people. That's why like my Instagram is all I need my life. And if it gets deleted, like I don't know what I'm going to do. That's what I told you. I was like, isn't it so fun to like be told amazing things all day? It really is. And it's really nice. And people are so nice. And like you were, I heard you before when we started saying like the Fergen in Hebrew means like to compliment another person. I don't think people do that enough in the world and like

to see. But they do. But I'm saying to see through your Instagram that there are people who really compliment you. So maybe we know the wrong people. Yeah, we know the wrong people. Do you know what I'm saying? Like that's at the end of the day because I have so many followers who seem like amazing people who, you know, when I get messages from followers, I'm like, they took the time to write. If you think it fine, like that's amazing. It makes my heart happy to even know that you guys follow me or interested in my content and want to hear me speak like blah, blah, blah. You take the time to write it to me and express it or whatever. that's like amazing to me on so many levels and I have friends who I'll dress up go meet them

and all I want them to say is like you look great today or nice jeans Amanda and there I am like a motherfucker not getting anything so maybe we know the wrong people because we're like I like people that make other people feel good yeah they make other people feel good that really say what they're thinking that don't have a problem expressing that it's important yeah so anyway read the Kardashians we know they're at the end of the day they're really good people but this halloween was motherfucking extra and you know what i think it's like it's the kardashian epidemic it wasn't only them it was my whole instagram was filled with celebrities with glam teams with and i'm talking glam teams up to the point of like nails like the nails had to be part of the

concept of the of the outfit and like Halloween to me is like going to Rickies and like buying an ugly wig and like painting something on your face and like trying to make it work with like an old bandana and like becoming a rock star or with like round sunglasses and being a hippie or like buying ears and I'm not saying that's right but it makes you feel like you shouldn't even dress up if you don't have like you know freaking prosthetics and highly got a decorator to decorate her house Halloween. So her whole house was decorated Halloween, which is cute. But at the same time, I'm like, when you have so much money, you don't even know what to do, you start doing what they're doing, which is like, just like doing these extravagant things just because, which I get, because I would

do too if I had so much money. And it's not even her doing. Imagine her team is like, Kylie, Halloween's coming up. Do you want to decorate your house for it? And she's like, yeah. And then like, and then they get someone. Yeah. It's not like Kylie buying pumpkins. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a sick world and it could have always been or maybe it was a little bit less, but we're so exposed to it and we see it and you're on your couch eating potato chips or in my case cauliflower sticks like a fat fuck seeing this. And not that I'm jealous because like I don't want that. No, I do. But it's more like you don't want that? No.

Sure, I'll take it. No. Being a billionaire, maybe yes. Being Kylie, no. No, I get it. but like I would have a party and I would like... No, first of all, babe,

Courtney got Benet trucks. I would get like a Shake Shack truck outside. First of all, Corny is the coolest out of them all. She really is. She's the chillest out of them all. And the parties I'm D with. The costumes in the house for the photo shoot I'm not D with.

Which they all do. Like Kim did the Flintstone shit and like it's legit like a backdrop. It's like an actual Barney. Kanye, by the way, wasn't Barney. he didn't want to be in the thing shy was like crying so they photoshopped her in like do you have nothing in your life

I mean they're so busy that they're not busy it's just so weird to move on from the Kardashians for a second a really important thing came out this week the Joe and Teresa special on Bravo the real real on the real housewives it was a shit show you guys It was a shit show.

Andy Cohen interviewed Teresa in studio at Watch What Happens Live Studio while Joe was in Italy in an orange shirt. And what was funny was that Andy was like, you're wearing orange, like prison connotation. And Joe was like, this ain't orange. And it was just like so awkward. And that was the vibe of the whole interview. It was like someone saying something and someone being like,

eh. Like it was just like so bad. They're both illiterate. Like both of them are illiterate. I can't believe we live in a world where Teresa Judice is a motherfucking New York Times best-selling author 17 times in a row or something. Her ghostwriter. Okay. Her ghostwriter wrote the book.

I know, but it's like, this is the world we fucking live in. Where is like Shakespeare? Where is like Jane Austen? I don't know. Whoever the fuck. Like we literally have Teresa Judice who said the most beautifulest eyes in the world, she said. Oh my God. She can't speak.

She really did that. It was the cringiest interview of all time. Joe looks angry as fuck in like a cave in Italy. Like shouldn't Italy be like, you know, cool and fun and like him eating pasta? Like he looked depressed over there. He got deported. I don't think he wants to be in Italy. But Teresa did admit that, you know, if he got deported and stayed there, she wouldn't stay with him.

He, she said he was, if she had to guess, not faithful to her, he was like. You're walking around with guys. Then he told her to marry someone rich and, like, get a rich guy and not hang out with these young guys. Because, like, he has a high maintenance lifestyle. He was, like, pimping her out. It was just so awkward. Like, I was like, what am I watching? I just wonder why they did this special for money?

For money. For money. And more than that, you guys, she's going to Italy to see him with her kids in a few weeks. And it's going to be filmed as well. Oh, it's going to be filmed. It's going to be filmed as well. Money, money, money. Money.

They're supposedly banking on this meeting to see if they're like, you know, still into each other or something. That's so weird. I know. I don't think they're into each other with like all the things that they were saying. And you know what? I kind of like as cringy and as bad and as illiterate as they are. I think that he put her through a lot. Like she went to fucking prison because of him.

you know, she's not hiding the fact that she's angry about it and she's not hiding the fact that she knows that it's his fault and what their kids went through. Like, I can imagine people growing apart because of that, you know? Of course, yeah. And especially when they had good moments on the show, but there were a lot of times where it seemed like kind of off. Yeah.

But it's so funny because they were, they're so dumb that like at one point, Andy was like, do you still love each other? Like, she's like, blah, blah, blah. as a person and then Andy was like are he still attracted to him and she's like she takes it so literally she's like you know when I you know when I visited him in prison he was like in prison and like he was there and that that's not attractive like I wasn't attracted then and then he like tried to get her back so when Andy asked him he was like hey listen like when she was in jail like no I didn't think she was like attractive they're so immature he kept trying yes I know that he

kept trying to like dig her yeah so weird you guys five year olds I want to go back to the Halloween costume for a minute because a really bad one to me was Jessica Beale who like for some reason I don't like and I feel... You really hated all that costume. Did anyone know Jessica Beal was trying to be just in Timberlake in the 90s? It was not obvious, but you know

what I appreciate? That she dressed up as her husband? No, not at all. Not that. I appreciate that she was an extra. She didn't get a gland team. That's what you were just saying. I was. Oh my God, I'm such a hypocrite. You really are. You're hating because she got a wig from CVS and like whatever that outfit was

and you're hating on it. She didn't do anything. Oh my God. She didn't match her nails. She didn't have the right sunglasses. Like she legit just like got everything from Rikis. Okay. Thank you for putting me in my place.

That's right. Do you have her favorite Halloween costume? You put up Gigi today and I fell in love with her. Like I want to be with her or her like, I don't know. So Gigi dress up as the mask and what I put up on Instagram and I really believe in is that all the celebs this year were extra a F. but also doing side-by-sides. Like they'd put, let's say, what they are and next to it,

a picture of, like, what the real images, which made me feel like each person had to explain what, show what they're trying to be, because it wasn't that obvious. But you know what it is? They took, like, an outfit in a movie that you would never remember, and then were them. And so how would you ever know? So they had to show you. Yeah. So Gigi didn't have to fucking do that because she was the masks.

But she looked so good. She looked so good. And I love it because there was nothing sexual about it. There was nothing like, look at me. I'm a supermodel. I could be like a freaking angel. Like, no, she was just the mask and her hair was up in a hat and she was with suspenders and she's perfect.

She's so perfect. Another person that I usually kind of, you know, don't always like uplift on the show. But I do kind of like her lately is Caitlin Bristow and Jason Tartick. That was cute. So cute. They were Ross and Rachel from when Ross and Rachel got drunkenly married in Vegas. And they were like, you know, when they drew on each other. Yeah, yeah.

I feel like that's just genius. It is. That's really cute. People are very creative. People are creative because like that's a costume. You don't need anything. You literally need like a pencil to like draw on your face like what they drew and to be like drunk and be like I'm the Ross. I'm the Rachel.

Like literally. That was a really good one. That was really cute. What's your least favorite one? My least favorite one. I don't know. I mean it had to be like Kylie. Like I really hated all of hers and I don't mean to hate it.

Like, it was. And I did think the Delmation for Chloe was cool. Yeah, but that was cool. I liked it for a minute, too. But then I, like, didn't allow myself to like it because I was like literally like, this is not creative. This is like, I want to be this. And then have a team come and a team make you that.

I feel like Halloween is what's really nice as if you're trying to be creative and you kind of make it happen. Yeah. What was your favorite and least favorite? No, I really like Gigi, too. I put it up. You know what else I thought was cute? I thought Kay Moss going as Cara Delavine was cute.

I thought Neil Patrick Harris and his partner going as Mary Caden. Ashley was like genius. Yeah, true. Lease. Oh, another cute one was Liam's. You guys remember Liam Hemsworth's fling of the day? Madison Brown. She dressed up as Kylie from the stormy,

Bright and Shine video. Thought that was genius. So there were, oh, least favorite. Which, Miley and Cody. Oh, my God, you're right. He was Billy Idol, but, like, who the fuck would know? 1,700 posts of them making out. It's like I couldn't deal with it.

And Heidi Klum, I'll do respect, girl. I know it's the annual Heidi Klum thing. I know your thing is to, like, be, you know, manufactured for three days for Halloween, but I think it's a little pathetic. She was like an alien gone wrong or something. It's really scary, actually. What is it called?

I don't know what it is. I'm trying to look. Yeah, here we go. No, it's really, really scary. Wait, her whole body is a mat. What is that? No. I don't know.

I don't know what to tell you about this. Oh, my God. Wait, was she really doing this for three days for 24 hours? Wait, her whole body was like put on her. No, it's a sick thing. Wow, wow, wow, wow. No, no, no, no, no. That is insane.

I'm not into it. All in all, Halloween has become crazier than ever with celebrities and their access to absolutely everything and us peasants will never, you know, we'll never be able to compare. And that's why I was okay not dressing up this year and probably not dressing up until I'm either able to have glam squads or when I have kids and I feel like I have to dress up with them. Excuse me. Yeah, I didn't dress up this year either. but I do feel like I would have liked to. Last year we had so much fun. We did the bare minimum, but it was so fun and great.

So why didn't you do anything this year? I don't know. It just didn't happen. It was that kind of year. No one invited us anywhere. We're just not such big socialites. Yeah. And yeah, I do feel like it's a fun thing to do,

especially if you're invited to a party or a house thing or whatever it may be. Like, it is a fun thing to do. Okay. You've eaten my brain out with a motherpicking this phone right now. Oh, sorry. I really got into it. Julia Roberts turned 52 this week. She's an angel.

She has four headlines. We love it. And I'll even say that I love her more than other people. No, she's so great. She's so beautiful. There's something about her smile that just like, like, why didn't she break Instagram? I don't know. I'm like really into her.

I don't know. I have no idea. Jennifer even copied her faux boom. True. It's her faux boom. That's true. Just saying. I want to talk to you guys

about the bodysuit epidemic I've returned my body suit that I haven't worn yet because my nips were showing right through it and I've decided that I'm not Miley Cyrus and I'll be shadow banned by my husband shadow band by the people around you

if I wore it so I exchange it to a black good story Eunice posted like randomly a photo of court, which I didn't get. He's so random. I don't get him. Maybe it's like a company that he works with or something. It was like he tagged like a brand. I have no idea. You don't know? Sure. But I don't know if they're together, do you? No, I don't think so. Did you get any inside

scoop? I didn't get any inside scoop. Josie Ken Secoe and Brody broke up. Shocker thought they'd get married. Thought they'd get married. Two seconds in Hollywood. It's a two second thing. Speaking of Breakups. Lastly, Bachelor Nation breakups this week. Bachelor nation say what? Oh my God, no way. Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. Demi and Christian broke up. The lesse couple, they both put Instagram pictures of each other, the same picture and the same caption of like, we decided with heavy heart. And I was like, who does that? And then I had like a lesbian follower. Tell me that's how lesbians do it.

Oh, that they, like, love each other. Yeah, and they, like, stay friends and, like, put up pictures of each other later and are, like, you still have a piece of my heart. Like, I mean, women, you know, I don't know. They're women. It's different. They're the fucking best. Yeah, it's different.

But I don't think these two girls are the best because I feel like the whole thing was kind of, don't know, seems very fake to me. The whole thing with Demi, remember, she started out with Derek tonguing the shit out of him. then it's like all of a sudden Christian and she's like just gay and then all of a sudden she's like proposing and then all of a sudden you don't see her with Christian once not once no so it's like was this relationship fake AF fake for ABC to like seem cool or something it was definitely fake because you really didn't see one picture so they just were asked to each propose it was like the fake so who all else broke up um tasha and tasha and john which also also didn't seem real to me. Like, have you ever seen chemistry between those two? No, I thought they were cute. But in a, like, that's so weird and, like, not, doesn't make sense way.

Not in a, like, actual way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dean and Kailen are still together. You know I ship, even though we have our differences. Like, he is, like, not my boyfriend dream. Like, he's non-committal. He, like, doesn't want to move on in life. Yeah.

But he makes her a thousand times cooler, and I can't even deal with it. Like, she dressed up as the gay best friend from Mean Girls with the sweatshirt and whatever, and she dressed up with him as him and him as her. That's really funny, though. And that was cute. So, like, she didn't have a basic bitch slutty Halloween costume once. No, I love it. So, aside from her fillered Botox face, she might be cool.

She might be cool. So why have the fillered Botox face? Because, like, it's a trend. She got to be with the trends, you know? Yeah. Anyway, happy Halloween, bitch. Halloween is over. Yeah, it's over.

I don't need to be seeing anything anymore. We're done with it. Thank you guys for listening today. You had breaking news. Oh, I did. Breaking news, you guys. Pompom! Stasi Baby and Rob were seen

like getting a little close in this pick. They're touching. At Kylie's party, which could be like come get in this cab with me, but his hand is really on her like belly slash Omar's vagina. Yeah, it's there.

They might be getting, you know, it's cuffing season, as they say. Do they? They do. Who says that? Everybody. What? Cuffing season. What does that mean?

It means like it's like boyfriend, girlfriend, cuddle season. Cuffing? Cuffing. You cuff your girlfriend, you know what I mean? Like, it's like you're together. You've never heard cuffing season? Are you sure it's not like a dirty sexual reference? No, no, it's a cuffing season.

Cuddle season. Cuddle season. Mm-hmm. Because it's getting cold. Yeah. So everyone cuff on up. Cuff on up. Thanks for listening.

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